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Monster Daugterus doing cute things.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14080413

>>14080097
>>14080122
>>14080171
>>14080201
Liches are pretty great.
Wight deserved it.

Did somebody read Blind Shota and the Hellhound?

>> No.14080418

Goddamnit

>> No.14080426

>>14080413
>spoiler
Was that ever finished?

>> No.14080428

>>14080413
Come on, does Wight really deserve eternity trapped in a crystal? That's really fucking harsh.

>> No.14080437

I'M CONFUSED I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO POST

>> No.14080438

>>14080428
She physically assaulted Anon and tried to yuri the lich.

>> No.14080439

>>14080437
This one was posted first, we should probably use it.

>> No.14080444

>>14080437
>>14080439
I'd suggest we can use the other one as back-up, but there's no guarantee we won't have a chain of new threads forming despite that, all over again

>> No.14080446

>>14080438
>tried to yuri the lich
That's stupid.

>> No.14080449

>>14080438
She needs a human boy willing to understand and try to help her out. She's just antisocial. She doesn't need a hellish existence for eternity just because she fucked up once.

>> No.14080450

>>14080242
That only works in snowy ski villages, I'm too scared to wear a Free Hugs sign in MGC

>> No.14080452

Which monstergirl would give the best footjobs?

>> No.14080453

>>14080437
The other one has 9/11 themes in the OP.
I don't know about you, but its been 14 years already I'm sick of that shi-- stuff.

I want to keep this thread about monstergirls; the waifus and daughterus.

>> No.14080455

>>14080452
haohi

>> No.14080459

>>14080450
I'm not

>> No.14080461

You people need to stop fucking up.

>> No.14080463

>>14078986
>>14079035
>>14080344
Demon is the best adopted Monster Mom, I want sign a contract with her!

>> No.14080464

>>14080449
Nah, she can stay there for a few centuries to think about what she did.

>> No.14080466

Assuming this is the one we're going with, then? Alright.

>>14080097
>>14080122
>>14080171
>>14080201
Nice job, friend. That Wight was a cunt anyway.

>> No.14080471

>>14080461
We're trying man. We're really trying.

>> No.14080472
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14080472

Reminder

>> No.14080477

>>14080464
>>14080466
Come on, where's your forgiveness! Where's your love and compassion? I want to break that Wight out of the crystal and help her turn a new leaf! I want to help her with love and kindness, healing her and whatever subconscious problems she has!

>> No.14080484

>>14080455
.less pls
haohi giving a footjob to anon when
pls

>> No.14080486

>>14080472
I don't want to buy corn.

Corn sucks.

>> No.14080487

>>14080459
>group of smug bancho onis surround you
>"Oi oi, so this is where the free hugs are huh"
>"Prepare your body, boy, you're coming with us"

>> No.14080488

>>14080477
If I thought for a even second she wouldn't be a cunt, sure, right there with you, but who knows how many years that Wight has had to turn her mentality around. Go ahead and try, though, I guess.

>> No.14080489
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14080489

>>14080484
>>14080455
>>14080452
Haohi has the cutest feet!

>> No.14080490

Jiangshis are the alpha undead. They could beat up any other undead.

>> No.14080492

>>14080487
Are they gonna hug me?

>> No.14080494

>>14080487
I refuse, rude monster girls don't get hugs.

>> No.14080495

>>14080472
But corn is shit

>> No.14080504

>>14079689

pls respond

>> No.14080506
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14080506

Since there was a person pointing out the lack of Jiangshi art, I thought I would try to help.
And don't worry, I'll delete it in case no one likes it.

>> No.14080509

>>14080488
I don't care, I know deep down everyone can be a good person, even her! I don't mind if I have to deal with her abusive tendencies at first, I understand you have to go through the rough to make it to the smooth! I'll stick with her through thick and thin, I know I can heal her and make her a better person, I'll prove that she doesn't need eternity in a crystal!

Deep down, everyone can be a good person if you just show them love and understanding!

>> No.14080514

>>14080506
Someone repost that Jiangshi pic from the last thread.

>> No.14080522
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14080522

>>14080514

>> No.14080525

>>14080492
They're going to take you back to their hideout and use you as a daki while they sleep off the booze

>>14080494
I'm afraid you don't have a choice in this situation

>> No.14080534

>>14080525
I always have a choice, so unless those girls treat me with respect I'm not going with them!

>> No.14080535
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14080535

>>14080514
here

>> No.14080548

>>14080535
>>14080522
>>14080514
>>14080506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vxZ3WuRCa4

Hopping corpse pls go and stay loved

>> No.14080549

Who else is planning on seeing the new Krampus movie at the insistence of their Krampus girlfriend, who despite pointing out all the flaws still manages to get turned on enough to force you into a 'Christmas' roleplay at home. I know I will.

>> No.14080554

>>14080525
That sounds nice.

>> No.14080556

>>14080525
A welcome fate!
This is why I wear the sign

>> No.14080559

>>14080548
She can hop into my bed if she likes.

>> No.14080561

>>14080525
Is it just Onis at their hideout, or do they have other girls there too?

>> No.14080564

>>14080549
Is she the ultra femdom girl with Goat Legs and a long tongue?

>> No.14080568

>>14080564
Indeed she is.

>> No.14080570

>>14080549
>Krampus is the shadow of Saint Nicholas
>People confusing Santa Claus with Sinterklaas AGAIN

Goddamnit Hollywood i'm not even Slavic and I know the difference.

>> No.14080571

>>14080561
They have recruited yetis into their gang but only Tomasu yetis

>>14080534
No daki for you

>> No.14080572

>>14080568
She's shit.

>> No.14080576

>>14080568
Oh I'd definitely see any movie she'd want me too, and let her punish me however she likes.

One of the perks of being an ultra sub.

>> No.14080577

>>14080572
Stop you'll hurt her feelings. She may be a bully but deep down she just wants someone to love.

>> No.14080579

>>14080571
I can live with it.
I was wondering if they had other rowdy monstergirls in the gang too.

>> No.14080582

>>14080577
She's a shit that doesn't deserve someone to love!

>> No.14080583

>>14080564
>>14080576
>>14080577
>Krampus Girl

I need more of her in my life, both drawfaggotry pictures and writing.

>> No.14080588

>>14080577
I bet she also wants someone who doesn't mind her shoving her entire tongue into their mouth during kisses.
Bet she gives great head though.

>> No.14080595

>>14080583
Well I was going to add her to my little project, but it's been nearly a month since I touched it. >>14080582
I hope you stop believing in Christmas so she can punish you like you deserve!

>> No.14080598

What would happen if you wrote "Dead" on Jiangshi's tag?

>> No.14080600
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14080600

>>14080583

>> No.14080603

>>14080595
>>14080600
What if I want to be punished by a Krampus?

>> No.14080605

>>14080595
Krampus is dumb! A big smelly stupid dumb!

>> No.14080607

>>14080600
What's her name? I need more images for research

>> No.14080614

>>14080605
You're gonna get it anon! A Krampus is going to come punish you!

>> No.14080616

>>14080607
My little anon can't be this stupid.

>> No.14080618

>>14080614
No she's not, she's so stupid she'll never find my house!

>> No.14080620

>>14080614
Hey, that's not fair, he insults Krampus and gets one yet I openly note my desire for one to do whatever she wants with me and I get ignored? That's bullshit.

>> No.14080627

>>14080600
What a chubster! She'd need to go on a diet before she could catch me for bullying.

>> No.14080631

>>14080620
Just say "Fuck Christmas" and then when she shoes up propose and profess your desire!

>> No.14080632
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14080632

>>14080607
You can pretty much type "Krampus" in the archive and get all the images of her

>> No.14080633

>>14080627
She's bulking anon, preparing for christmas when she can put it to use.

>> No.14080639

>>14080633
What do you think Krampus do on the 364 days she has off?

>> No.14080643

>>14080633
Those thunder thighs won't help her if she can't catch me! I'm gonna climb into a chandelier and fap onto her and there's nothing she can do!

>> No.14080644

>>14080639
Get really fat and cry about having no human boy to love.

>> No.14080648

>>14080643
Thank you for that wonderful mental image anon. Someone draw that.

>> No.14080649

>>14080631
But I don't hate Christmas, and I don't want to lie or meet with one under false pretenses. I just don't see why people who don't even want them get them, I mean look at >>14080627 and >>14080644. I don't care about chubby ones, I'd even take the biggest Krampus out there! I just want a friend who'll bully me as hard as she'd like and love me.

>> No.14080652

>>14080639
Masturbate by planting that iron paddle in the ground and impaling herself on it, imagining herself riding a hapless human boy.

>> No.14080655

>>14080649
Krampus is shit, stop liking stupid mean monster girls.

>> No.14080656

>>14080649
If you believe hard enough, and wish strong enough it just might happen. You're going to make a lucky Krampus very happy one day anon.

>> No.14080657

>>14080655
No, she isn't stupid, and you can't stop me from liking mean Monster Girls and loving them!

>> No.14080662

>>14080639
Reads and criticizes shitty BDSM or fem/maledom stories on Literotica, 4chan, TFT, Cripple Channel, Fanfiction.net

Buys and tests new boots/paddles/whips with either her own body (Which she'll post images of on her blog, maybe even a cooch shot every now and then), studies new bondage techniques.

In the wee weeks before Christmas and Krampusnacht, she kicks her bulking into motherfucking overdrive, eating over 5,000 calories a day and becoming inhumanly /fit/ or strongfat depending on her man's desires.

Then, on the glorious night of Krampusnacht itself, she dons the ceremonial chains of her forefather, grabs a switch of branches to use and destroys her husbando/friend's pelvis like an Ogre on a full moon.

Then, as make-up sex she bends that glorious ass of hers over and has her man imbibe enough Raging Mushrooms that his rampant fucking of her with that gigantic cock is enough to nearly break her hips, every thrust knocking on her cervix and almost making her lose to the D. Hell, she'd even let him use the switches on her if he made him feel more dominant, bouncing them off her deliciously pliant Baphomet-style goat ass as he shoots enough semen into her gluttonous pussy with the consistency and thickness of pure BABY BATTER that it could impregnate at least ten human women.

Then, with pussy dripping lewd juices, she doth lay on the floor with her husbando clutching him to her bosom. And they did sleep, and shiver.

Somehow knowing that the coming dawn will bring only one thing.

HER FINAL OVULATION BEFORE THEIR CHILD.

>> No.14080665

>>14080649
Found the alp.

>> No.14080671

>>14080657
She's so stupid she can't even find her own house! You like stupid monster girls that don't treat you with proper respect.

>> No.14080675

>>14080662
K-keep going anon.

>> No.14080677

I wanna rub my face on a Wurm's belly!

>> No.14080679

>>14080656
So if I believe hard enough, send a really nice and polite letter to wherever Krampus (Krampi?) live, and leave out some milk and cookies, would one come then?

>>14080671
Don't be mean, she's not stupid! And I don't deserve much respect anyways, so it's fine!

>> No.14080681

I want to make a Krampus lose to my dick using an enhanced Raging Mushroom and a lot of Manticore venom!

>> No.14080683

Ok Anons!
The slavers are having a fire sale on elves today so if you want one Nowsthe time to grab one!

What elf will you get in those fire sale?

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Attitude d12
1. Ice Queen
2. Smug
3. Himedere
4. Light Yan
5. Light Tsun
6. Deredere
7. Dandere
8. Kuudere
9. The Genkiest
10. Shut in
11. Tomboy
12. Gloomy


Body type d12
1. Chubby n Busty (good for breeding)
2. Willowy Waif
3. Toned Gym bunny (Must be all the running)
4. Loli
5. CC
6.Oppai loli (not our fault!)
7. Muscled! (Built like a Minotaur)
8. Plump! (No, not fat! Elves don't get fat! All in the hips)
9. Tall! (Foot taller than normal)
10. Short (Foot Smaller than Normal)
11. Bottom Heavy/flat chested
12. Free space! (You are buying after all)


Oddities d10
1. Chocolate Flavored! (Dark Elf)
2. 2 4 1 (Roll another elf and an oddity FOR her only. Original elf has no new oddity)
3. Heavy Scarring (Wasn't us. Half price and only one eye)
4. Undead! (Your pick between zombie or ghost. We didn't do it!)
5. Ancient! (1000 years of untouched land and gray hair! A wrinkly or two too)
6. Stutters and shy in bed (purest elf!)
7. Half elf! (Half priced and you can hybrid it later!)
8. Dullahan! (How'd that get in here?)
9. Savage! (Only speaks elvish)
10. Super sensitive ears! (We did that one)


What was she? D6

1.A Mage!
2. A princess
3. a soldier! (Add 1 muscle normal > toned > fit)
4. Baker (add 1 chub point normal > chubby > plump)
5. Diplomat
6. Dancer


Enjoy the elf Anon!
You won't regret it!

>> No.14080689

>>14080683
I am angry

ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

>> No.14080694

>>14080679
Change it to beer and sausage. You'd probably have better luck.

>> No.14080698

>>14080683
>Deredere
This is off to a good start
>Loli
She's probably like 50 or 60 in human years
>Dark elf
YES
>Dancer
DOUBLE YES

Today was a good day.

>> No.14080699

>>14080683
>Himedere
>Tall
>2
I don't really get what you're saying on this one but I'll try.
>Baker
Second one
>Shut in
>Loli
>Stutterer and shy
>Also a baker
So a tall, haughty, chubby, baker and her shy, shut in, loli apprentice.
I am going to live a comfortable life with these two.

>> No.14080704

>>14080699
2 4 1
Two for one

>> No.14080707

>>14080683
A gloomy willowy waif Dullahan Diplomat Elf.
Could be worse, could be better.

>> No.14080710

>>14080694
But I'm not old enough to buy beer in the US, where am I supposed to get some? Isn't milk fine enough? Plus it's healthier too.

>> No.14080712

>>14080683
>Dandere
>Willowy waif
>Stutters and shy in bed
>Dancer

I just rolled the moeblob to end all moeblobs. Good, good.

>> No.14080713
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14080713

There are people in this thread who like horse pussy.

>> No.14080714

>>14080713
There are people in this thread who don't think Dragons have a cloaca.

>> No.14080715

>>14080704
Oh, well then I did it correctly I think, unless I need an oddity for the first one.

>> No.14080717

>>14080683
Can you stop posting these

>> No.14080721

>>14080683
>deredere
>chubby n busty
>stutters and shy
>baker
The perfect house wife! We shall breed a hundred offspring.

>> No.14080722

>>14080683
>Pear shaped, hiki, Dark Elf mage
Gentlemen please, your jealousy is unbecoming.

>> No.14080723

>>14080683
>Tomboy
Good, good. We're off to a good start.
>Oppai loli
The second time in a row I got this row. I'm alright with this.
>Super sensitive ears
Oh yes. She knows whats coming.
>Formerly a princess
Pretty good. Would buy again.

>> No.14080724

>>14080683
A Kuudere, CC Dancing Dullahan? I'm very very happy with my purchase.

>> No.14080725

>>14080683
9336.

So I guess a Genki, toned former dancer with heavy scaring. In exchange for nightly dickings I'll allow her the use of a private gym, give her a choice of new dresses once a month and do my best to ensure the safety of any relatives she may have left behind. I may be a monster who buys and dicks elves but I'm a kind monster.

>> No.14080729

>>14080683
>Himedere loli dullahan who used to be a dancer

Not quite sure how to react to this.

>> No.14080731

>>14080710
Are you saying you wouldn't break the law with a fake ID to impress your future Krampus?

>> No.14080732

>>14080683
>Tall, genkiest chubby dark elf baker
Yes

>> No.14080733

>>14080715
No, you don't need another for the first if she gets 2 4 1

>> No.14080735

>>14080683
what the fuck dandere means

>> No.14080738
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14080738

There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't touch fluffy tail.
Honestly probably not. I don't any sane man could resist fluffy tail for more than a second.
As an aside, how do you like your animal ears?
Cute little folds? Normal animal type? Giant satellite dishes of fur?
I'm partial to the style that look feasible on humans, like fluffy elf ears. Think Aisha from Outlaw Star or Sakura from Hyper Police.

>> No.14080740
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14080740

I want to do bride kidnapping to a Succubutt and force her to be my pure waifu!

>> No.14080741

>>14080729
You got a smug loli that can dance and who's head you can steal if she starts getting uppity.

>> No.14080743

>>14080740
That's dumb, you're dumb.

>> No.14080749

>>14080683
>Tomboy
Nice, those are my favorite.
>Toned
I'm good with this but CC would have been nice too.
>Scarred
I'll love her even more for it.
>Soldier
That would explain the scarring.

>> No.14080750

>>14080741
I wonder if her head falls off when she starts getting really into the dance.

>> No.14080752

>>14080743
I'm going to take it extra slow, she's going to get her first kiss after a month and our first time in the dim, firelit yurt will be after three!

>> No.14080754
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14080754

>>14080714
They don't

>> No.14080756

>>14080752
Stop being sumb.

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>>14080713

>> No.14080760

>>14080750
I bet she grabs her head by the braid and twirls her own braid like a scarf.

>> No.14080762

>>14080756
>sumb
dumb*

Fuck my mouth, god dammit.

>> No.14080765

>>14080754
They do and they also lay eggs.

>> No.14080770

>>14080750
>>14080760
>That moment when she balances herself on her head and asks if I could stand on my head.

>> No.14080772

>>14080683
>Ice queen muscled scarred mage.
I'm going to assume that she became muscled in the course of her slavery, unless she was a muscle wizard to begin with.
The ice queen bit isn't terrifically sexy, but maybe I can just free her and see if I get a bro elf.

>> No.14080779

>>14080683
An Ice Queen bottom heavy sensitive eared princess.
Oh you best believe I'm going to bully her with my dick until all that ice melts away.

>> No.14080781

>>14080772
So if you try to molest her she just casts fist on your dick?
>completely expressionless death grip handjob
>anon develops a liking to it and soon his dick becomes so calloused he can't cum without her iron fist

>> No.14080785

>>14080738
>Honestly probably not. I don't any sane man could resist fluffy tail for more than a second.
You think everyone here is sane though?

>> No.14080786

>>14080713
I like horsepussy, yes.

>> No.14080789

>>14080683
>Himedere
Uh oh
>Chubby 'n' Busty
>Super sensitive ears
>Dancer
I'v got it. I must breed with her before she does the evil stuff! Done! Don't have to tell me twice

>> No.14080790

>>14080785
Ah, good point. There are men here who would attempt to fuck rocks and lizards.

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>>14080781
>and soon his dick becomes so calloused he can't
Dude what the fuck?

>> No.14080800

>>14080793
This is how you beat a muscle wizard elf.
Muscle penis. The roughest, toughest dick around.
Once you're properly conditioned then you can pummel her into submission.

>> No.14080802

>>14080683
>Himedere
>Plump
>Savage
>Dancer

I'm gonna freethe shit out of her

>> No.14080804

>>14080800
>turning the insensate dick she herself conjured up against her
I bet she'd ahegao and turn dere after a few hours of handholding missionary.

>> No.14080817

Reminder that the decent looking 2D sprite Monster Girl game KS failed while the awful 3D MGQ made it's goal.

>> No.14080823

>>14080817
Not really sure how that one happened.
Wouldn't people look at the CGs and just cringe away in terror?
Maybe they accidentally donated thousands of dollars while flailing for the back button?

>> No.14080826

>>14080823
I mean, just look at the guy's bio, nevermind his avatar being a Buzz Lightyear recolor...

>My name is Rick Myers, I am a 31 year old father of 3, and I live in the mountains of Montana, which of course is not the best place to get local funding for videogames, some people around here still think that computers are magic. No, seriously, they do.
My specialty is artificial intelligence. I have been researching AI since I was in the 1st grade. Growing up in the 80's it seemed certain that by the time I was grown up the future would be all robotics, so I wanted to get ahead of the curve. Unfortunately, it all backfired and I spent my entire childhood preparing for a future that never happened. Now, I am trying to put my knowledge of artificial intelligence to use and make that future myself.
My end goal is of course to go into robotics, but there isn't alot of funding available for robotics, so for now I have decided to use my AI talents in videogames to start a solid foundation for my company. Once my videogames generate enough capital, I plan to use the profits from videogame sales to fund my robotics projects.
If given the chance to get my company off the ground, my AI research could change the world through advances in space exploration, defense, and even medicine. It's just a matter of getting started.

>> No.14080827

>>14080802
>Now have a plump, eleven dancer who speaks her own language hanging around your house.

It would be like living with a crazy person

>> No.14080828

>>14080683
>Light yan
Cool
>>CC
I assume this is christmas cake, so yess
>Savage
Language barrier is.. interesting
>Mage
Pretty goddamn great.

10/10 would buy from again

>> No.14080830

>>14080817
>decent looking 2D sprite Monster Girl game
You wish, only some of the art looked okay but the game itself looked awful. Plus they were promising the moon in terms of gameplay, there was no way they could deliver.

Plus people have been burned one time too many with monster girl kickstarters by now, remember the mess with that card game? I wish I didn't.

>> No.14080831

>>14080827
Well I am going to set her free. So it's all good.

>> No.14080837

>>14080831
>Implying she doesn't think the two of you are married now.
>Implying you aren't going to find her offering you breakfast and wondering why she doesn't get the D

>> No.14080840

>>14080837
Right I'm going to need an English to Elf dictionary.

Plus she's himedere, it's more likely she'll want breakfast from me.

>> No.14080847

>>14080840
This is a trap, as elves only communicate in rape.
Their "dictionary" is just a bondage guidebook.

>> No.14080849

>>14080847
Fuck. I'll hire a translator.

A non-Elf one to be safe.

>> No.14080851
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>>14080765
Dragons are more Human shaped than Lamias though

>> No.14080852

>>14080847
>elves
>rape
Wot?

>> No.14080854

>>14080840
>Elf keeps frowning at you from the table as you make yourself breakfast.
>Finally lets out a loud sign and gets herself breakfast while muttering something.

>> No.14080856

>>14080854
Maybe she'll take the fucking hint.

>> No.14080858

>>14080852
It's true.
The vanilla ones are just honeypots looking to get raped and the chocolate ones are much more "do unto others".

>> No.14080861

>>14080858
Fucking sluts, no wonder they don't have rights.

>> No.14080862

>>14080851
A Dragon waifu cuddling your egg and babbling to it when she thinks you can't hear about it being her treasure is so very cute, though.

>> No.14080869

>>14080683
>Plumpfit himedere dark elf soldier
Oh yiss. Time to wrestle for sex positions, after I tie her hands behind her back as a handicap.

>> No.14080872

>>14080858
>English to Elf Dictionary
>Over 200 pages of Elven text translated to English!
>Table of Contents
>Introduction - Page 3
>Vanilla Elf English to Elven - Page 5
>Brown Elf English to Elven - Page 7
>Acknowledgements - Page 355

>> No.14080875

>>14080683
>Light Yan
>3
>1
>2
Such a good fucking elf

>> No.14080879

>>14080817
It's like we're getting shitty games because we want shitty games.
Fine. One of these days, I'm gonna make my own game! With elemental magic! And 4P!

>> No.14080880

>>14080869
>Still wins because she wraps her thighs around your head.
>You eat her out and then take the lean anyway

>> No.14080888

>>14080880
>That was her plan all along

>> No.14080890
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>wake up late because it's my day off
>two OPs

God damn it, is this what happens when I'm not around?

>> No.14080893

>>14080890
It's the new standard.
Pray it does not reach three.

>> No.14080900
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14080900

>>14080583
http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W

Here. You deserve this.

>> No.14080901
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14080901

I want to head pat a fox.

>> No.14080904

I was once told by a friend of mine that in his home country, if you were a bad kid, the Krampus would come in the middle of the night and take you back to Spain.

>> No.14080905
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14080905

Happy 9/11 day!

>> No.14080907

>>14080900

Disgusting.

>> No.14080909

>>14080901
I want to ass grab a fox.

>> No.14080912

>>14080907
Meh, I can dig it.
"Punishing" a Kiki for being a naughty maid on Christmas, however, I can go for that.

>> No.14080914

>>14080901
Generic.

>> No.14080917

>>14080909
I want to hold hands with a fox that I don't even know.

>> No.14080923

>>14080683
>Plump Breeding-stock Half-Elf Baker
Well alright then.

>> No.14080925

>>14080888
>>14080880
Well, time to shoot for daughters.

>> No.14080931

>>14080914
The interesting part is that that's saved off Pixiv.
They went out of their way to be generic.

>> No.14080933
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>>14080917
I want to share drinks with a fox I've never even met at a local bar before going back to her fancy apartment to brush her tails and fall asleep in each other's embrace.

>> No.14080934

>>14080925
You're gonna need to fight for it anon.

>> No.14080936

>>14080917
L-lewd.

>> No.14080938

>>14080931
>Not going to pixiv for monster girl images
I bet you still use boorus in 2015 you casual.

>> No.14080939

>>14080934
It may take a while, but I'll eventually make that stomach gravid with my spawn.

>> No.14080943

>>14080905
Happy holidays, anon.

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14080945

>>14080900
>Things could always be worse. I could be Wilhelm Baumann.
>They still haven't found him.

PANIC

>> No.14080946
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14080946

>>14080909

I want a lusty, gray-haired old fox to grab MY ass.

>> No.14080954

>>14080762
>Fuck my mouth

Are you stage 1 or stage 2?

>> No.14080956

>>14080954
Yes.

>> No.14080960

>>14080598
She'd be more stiff than usual.

>> No.14080963
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14080963

What do?

>> No.14080965

What if I wrote "Doesn't like Anon" on a Jiang Shi's tag?

>> No.14080967

>>14080963
Ask if she has a daughter about my age.

>> No.14080968

>>14080963
[X] Touch Fluffy Tail
[X] Rape the mikos
[X] Genuflect

>> No.14080969

>>14080963
Make fun of her eyebrows.

>> No.14080972

>>14080963
Tell her she's a bitch and move out.

>> No.14080974

>>14080969
Those are fightin' words, anon.
Fushimi-chan has the cutest eyebrows.

>> No.14080977

>>14080963
Move out, or grab a lawyer to make sure she doesn't do anything stupid.

>> No.14080978

>>14080963
Pay with my body to ensure I can continue living there.

>> No.14080982
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>no wolf girl snuggles

>> No.14080983

>>14080963
Ask her what's the pay. She can be the landlady of Greenland but I'm not living there if the pay's too expensive

>> No.14080985

>>14080683
A shut-in half-elf muscle wizard.

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.14080991

>>14080983
She accepts payment in the form of dick.

>> No.14080997

>>14080991
But only if she won't use her furry form

>> No.14080999

>>14080991
>>14080997
So free then?
What's the square footage? How many rooms?

>> No.14081004

>>14080683
>muscled chubby deredere half elf baker
Strong enough to do chores, knows how to bake, friendly, and decently priced. A great buy.

>> No.14081013

>>14080982
Where is this from? Is there a full video?

>> No.14081014

I wanna rub a Wurm's tail!

>> No.14081015

>>14080982
Are they marking him, like how a cat rubs their scent on you?

>> No.14081021

I wanna nibble a Wurm's ears!

>> No.14081024

>>14080963
Tell her to please not steal the stairs.

>> No.14081025

>>14080963
Move into a building with a better landlord.

>> No.14081026

I wanna boop a Wurm's nose!

>> No.14081028

>>14080985
She shuts you in with her.

>>14081004
Just get ready for intense cuddling

>> No.14081029

I wanna nuzzle a Wurm's cheek!

>> No.14081030

>>14080982
>no seven foot tall dire wolf to cuddle you tightly at night
>affectionately licking you like her pup as you fall asleep resting on her massive tits
>clutching you tighter during the storm later that night with her big meaty paws because she's worried you'll be afraid of the loud noise, and she wants you to feel safe
>then passionately ravaging you the next morning with her undulating wolf cunt, grinning as she forces orgasm after orgasm out of you

>> No.14081035

I wanna gaze into a Wurm's eyes!

>> No.14081037
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14081037

>>14081030
I want this so bad.

>> No.14081038

I just want a Wurm! God damn you reality!

>> No.14081039

>>14081014
>>14081021
>>14081026
>>14081029
>>14081035

Dude. Just fuck her already.

>> No.14081040

I want to give a Wurm pie!

>> No.14081045
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14081045

>>14081035
I want to gaze into a Gazer's eye!

>> No.14081049

I want to use mamono mana to melt steel beams!

>> No.14081050

>>14080683
>smug oppai-loli half-elf princess
I never asked for this.

>> No.14081052

>>14081039
But you have to follow all the steps of Wurm Foreplay beforehand. Didn't they teach you this?

>> No.14081060

>>14081052
You've been doing foreplay for several threads already. Just get on with it.

>> No.14081064

>MFW people want me to write Lilim
>MFW they're the most gary stu of the gary stu monsters

>> No.14081068

>>14080683
>kuudere willowy Dullahan princess.
I'm in love.

>> No.14081070

>>14081064

Then write a story about them being taken down a peg.

>Bitchlilim has her prospective mate stolen away by a giant slug

>> No.14081072

>>14080683
Fuck it I'm gonna free some elves.
Rolled a d6 to see how many I bought and got four. Nothing said I couldn't just buy more than one.
>Genki Bottom Heavy Dullahan Elf
>Was a dancer.
>Smug Tall Elf with super sensitive ears
>Was a soldier
>Smug Oppai Loli Dark elf
>Was a princess
>Light-Tsun Breeding elf 2 for 1 deal
>Was a baker
>Deredere Plump Pure elf
>Was a mage

Well, I got one more than I intended, but they're all great.
Gonna free them from slavery once I get them home and hire them as my maids.
I'll pay them with money and loving dickings.
Definitely gonna enjoy teasing the tall smug one though. Knowing her weak point is gonna be fun.

>> No.14081073

>>14081060
Wurms are the dragons of the earth, Anon. And the earth is a slow, constant, patient entity. The foreplay lasts long, and the sex is... timeless.

>>14081064
Do it. Writefags shy away from lilims for that exact reason, but you've doubtless seen people lament multiple times about the lack of story content for them.

>> No.14081075

>>14081064

Lilim's Tijuana Donkey Show

>> No.14081077

>>14080977
Call us, we'll beat the smug out of her with H̶o̶l̶y̶ ̶P̶a̶l̶a̶d̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶w̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ U̶s̶h̶i̶ ̶p̶i̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶a̶p̶e̶ legal documentation and a strong case

>> No.14081078
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>>14081077
Forgot my image

>> No.14081080

>>14080963
Agree to pay the rent. I'm living in this apartment on my own for god's sake, it's not like having to pay the landlady with dickings is going to be any worse.

>> No.14081086

>>14081064
Then write the man to be the Lilim's antitheses.
>Wait, this chick's the daughter of the demon lord?
>Surprised? Well, a little. I mean, I kinda expected more.

Alternatively the man's damn near a eunich.

>> No.14081093

>>14081073
It's kind of hard to imagine a Lilim in a story that isn't complete and utter horseshit in power levels or a blatant self-insert, though.

>> No.14081101

>>14081078
I can't stop imagining the Lawyerbro drawfag as a paladin in a suit now.

>> No.14081102

>>14081077
>>14081078
Yeah, they seem legit. Would call for aid.

>> No.14081106
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Flame on!

http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

Ignis added, page 72

>> No.14081114

for me, lillim stories that i think up are mostly just them fucking about with human women, just with less "fallen maiden" type evil

>> No.14081118
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>>14081078
But can Lawyer-chan reach his Mantis students?

>> No.14081121
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14081121

anyone have a link to blind anon kid with his small adopted blind guidance puppy. there also was a neighbor small cat girl

have shark daughteru

>> No.14081125

Smut from monstergirl POV
y/n?

>> No.14081128

>>14081106
>not linking the greatest rap song of all time with that catch phrase

Don't worry, I've got your back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38VBv0ZenZU

>> No.14081130

>>14081121
http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp

>> No.14081133

>>14081125
I'm cool with it, then again I play a lot of H games with female protagonists and alps are my favorite monstergirl.

>> No.14081134

>>14081125
N.

>> No.14081135

>>14081125
It could be interesting.

>> No.14081140

>>14081106
What if one of the raiders were in the Sunlight Covenant? Surely that would protect them

>> No.14081143

>>14081125
If you know enough about the female brain, maybe.

>> No.14081148

>>14081106
Always a pleasure to hear from you.

>> No.14081150

>>14081106
8/10 too much fire, would not attempt. Getting a qt ignis girlfriend on the other hand is tempting.

>> No.14081152

>>14081064
Dimes to dollars, those people just want a smugcubus. There's no reason to use a lilim unless there's a concrete purpose for her in a story.

>Does this character need to be a direct descendant of the demon lord?
>No?
>Don't use a lilim.

>> No.14081160

>>14081114
thats pretty much all she;s good for

>> No.14081163

>>14081125
Y

>> No.14081164

>>14081118
>All they want to do is have sex with me
>How do I reach these keeds?

>> No.14081166

>>14081164
You have the carrot, you just need to put it on a stick.

>> No.14081175

>>14081152
My problem is I suck at coming up with premises and motivations for MGs to attack humans.

>> No.14081179

There is no bona fide miko MG besides shiohebi and this makes me mad.

>> No.14081180

>>14081093
Because there aren't really that many lilim stories, period.

You want to avoid making her a Mary Sue, which I assume is what you meant rather than "self-insert"? Then make her mentally fallible. She's lived her whole life getting what she wants through power, persuation, intimidation, nepotism, or whatever undermining method.
How is that going to impact her personality? Is it going to make her bitchy, demanding? Is it going to make her angry, maybe even confused and afraid when she's put in a situation where her usual methods don't work?

Now, dealing with power levels. If you can't get around dealing with power levels, it's your shortcoming as a writer. Create conflict and adversity that isn't simply overcome because the lilim can call a meteor from the sky to decimate her opponent. If I wanted to read that, I'd type "Superman versus" on Fanfiction.net.
If she has a goal, make it one which can't be achieved through throwing around one's strength, be it physical or magical. Or consider outside agents that limit her power, like political bodies.
Sure, the lilim could lay waste to a countryside, but does she really want to deal with the combined might of an entire kingdom because they used that land for farming?
Consider that power grants a character freedom of choice, but it's also likely going to make them well-known in their world. And when every person on the continent fears the prospect of a one-person siege by you, it makes venturing out of your stronghold for whatever reason a hassle. Maybe the dragons or whatever, who a lilim could maybe defeat on an individual basis, don't want her going up in the their mountains. If she does, she's going to incur all of their wrath.
And I realise I'm being incredibly biased with my reccomendations here, but read something like the Dresden Files if you want to see how something as strong as a literal force of nature can be taken down by a couple of six inch tall fairies and some intelligent thinking.

(1/2)

>> No.14081182

Every time I hear Druella, I keep imagining her with a coat made of kobald dalmatians.

But they're all just hugging her and scatter off and back on with a clap.

>> No.14081185

>>14081175
>attack

Sexually or otherwise?

Who are you?

>> No.14081186

>>14081180
(2/2)


Of course, all of the above is going under the assumption that you're taking KC's lilim entry word for word, which is just, well, sad.
Deviate, Anon. It's in the spirit of capitalism, the greatest economic system this species has produced, to take someone else's idea, change it and make it better, then claim the whole thing came from your brain.
The profiles pale in comparison to what you can come up with a little research and an afternoon of brainstorming.

>> No.14081187

>>14081166
>Tell them that if their marks are over 90% for the next test they will be taken on a date.
>Their expressions never change and you're not sure if they care.
>After marking. You find that their test scores are all 90% or higher.
>The next day they're all sitting in their seats, wearing nicer clothes and make-up, fidgeting nervously.

>> No.14081189

>>14081182
Okay, that's actually pretty adorable.

>> No.14081190

>>14081179
I want a nurse/police officer MG and I want Blue Oni to be redrawn as an office lady but we can't always get what we want Anon.

>> No.14081192

>>14081175
That's the easy stuff. Thousands of words of prose is the hard work.

>> No.14081195

>>14081190
But muh hugbox!

>> No.14081198

>>14081125
I like the idea, but then again, I like my porn more when the girl's enjoying it.

If you think you can believably portray the thoughts and mindset of a monstergirl, without forcing it, then go for it.
It has the potential to go nearly anywhere you want it.

>> No.14081202

I want to be in an abusive relationship with a monstergirl!

I'm the abuser.

>> No.14081203

>>14081202
Enjoy your P'orc.

>> No.14081206

>only 400 posts by now

Are most of us burgers?

>> No.14081207

>>14081202
Why would you do that?

>> No.14081209

>>14081202
Slimegirl or keseran pasaran for you, then.

>> No.14081212

>>14081202
Get yourself a harem of P'Orcs to smack around with your dick.

>> No.14081213

>>14081206
Things have felt pretty slow the last few days, not sure if a prominent poster or two got banned or not or it's just the lack of shit storms.

>> No.14081218

>>14081212
>Kicking around your P'orc slave.
>Tell her to squeal like a piggy.

>> No.14081221

>>14081206
All the kiddies went back to school and Harblador getting banned seems to have scared a bunch of writefags away.

>> No.14081222

>>14081203
>harem of monstergirls
>they all have black eyes, busted lips, some walk with limps
>some are scarred or are missing tails, ears, horns or teeth
>they all love you and follow your every command unquestioningly

Thanks KC.

>> No.14081224

>>14081218
It rubs the BBQ sauce on it's skin or else it gets the dick again!

>> No.14081233

>>14081064
No anon. I do not want you to write Lilim.
I want you to write Giant Slug.

>> No.14081234

>>14081222
You just need to show P'Orcs who's boss, not cripple them!

>> No.14081235

>>14081185
It doesn't matter, or shouldn't.

>> No.14081243

>>14081078
When did lawyerbro draw this one?

>> No.14081244

>>14081233
What can one write about them?

>> No.14081246

>>14081203
Or ogre, lizardgirls, jorougumo, werewolf, I'm a fan of the ones you have to make submit. I'm not enough of a dick to abuse just any monstergirl. Who would be mean to a holst or kobold? Who I ask?

>> No.14081248

>>14081243
Just before he planned to start a lawyer partnership with a drunk and a demonic rapespider.

>> No.14081252

>>14081235
>cripple

Where?

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>>14080683
>The genkiest short elf dancer who stutters and is shy in bed

>You won't regret it!
damn right I fucking won't

>> No.14081259

>>14081235
It does and you will answer.

>>14081221
He was caught in a range ban, right? There's some difference.

>> No.14081261

>>14081233
No fuck you. I hate Giant Slugs.

>>14081252
You should know where. It's a Matel brand, but as I said who I am shouldn't matter unless you want to pre-judge the story.

>> No.14081265

>>14081252
Meant for >>14081234

>> No.14081266

>>14081064
Lilim are allowed to have faults. Baphomets aren't.

>> No.14081268
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>>14081244
Giant Slugs are likely to have trouble finding themselves a husband, so they have to either be clever, lucky or sneaky.

You could easily write about the daily life of a Giant Slug trying to (unsuccesfully) get herself a husband with various contraptions and stealth.

Only for somoene to eventually blatantly confess in front of her as she is about to give up.

Alternatively humor involving lots of muscus and slipping around.

>>14081261
Don't be so harsh anon, you'll make the cute girl cry.

>> No.14081271

>>14081256
Source?

>> No.14081275

>>14081248
Was that in the previous thread?

>> No.14081276

>>14081266
>Baphomets aren't.
What are you smoking? They are all bitter little washboards full of envy and hatred, obsessed with destroying what they cannot have, because no one else is allowed fun if they aren't. They are the most flawed.

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>>14081202

>> No.14081278

>>14081244
Giant Slugs are prime candidates for healing, since they have trouble catching human men due to being so slow and weak, they'd likely go for discarded men, crippled men, soldiers and the mentally scarred, men curious about monsters and who want to become familiar with them, starting small.

>> No.14081286

>>14081243
I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't remember this being new.

>>14081222
Well, strictly speaking, they wouldn't go for someone like that to begin with. MGs not going for terrible people, and all that. And they can defend themselves, either way. It's whatever, though.

>> No.14081287
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14081287

Would you live with your monster waifu on a tiny, remote island in the North Atlantic that the government pays you too maintain and take care of?

>> No.14081288

>>14081221
I'm still here, I just had to scrap a 6.5k chunk of writing and start all over again

>> No.14081290
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>>14081277
Slimegirls are too pure and innocent.

They're up there with wurms for monstergirls whose smiles I most want to protect.

>> No.14081291

>>14081277
This picture is wrong. You know how some people enjoy cutting and poking things with knives and forks? That's called piquerism. A sadist wouldn't be fine with abusing someone who feels no pain or discomfort.

>> No.14081293

>>14081287
Is there electricity and internet and nachos?

>> No.14081295

>>14081093
>>14081180
>>14081186
>>14081073
>>14081073
An interresting story involving a Lilim could be a story about something a Lilim simply can't get.

Eg: A Lilim falls in love with a man in a different dimension which she simply can't reach. How does she cope with it etc?

>> No.14081296

>>14081286
>they wouldn't go for someone like that

P'Orks, ogres, and generally beat to make submit monsters anon.

>> No.14081298

>>14081268
Like I give a shit. Giant Slugs are horrible, garbage pail tier monstergirls that only have the schtick of "Once they get you, they got you"

>> No.14081299

>>14081296
That's because they're dumb dumbs who need a big strong Overlord to tell them which village to pillage and which town to go to town on.

>> No.14081301

>>14081288
That was you yesterday? Harsh. I got 980 words typed yesterday, about 5k total for my latest update. Still got a ways to go though before I'll wrap up all this scene and post a proper update. I've still been stealth updating pieces the last few days but I don't think anyone has caught it yet.

>> No.14081303

>>14081295
That or a lazy, NEET Lilim who just hangs out in her apartment and sometimes calls in a pizza boy to play vidya with her

>> No.14081306
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14081306

My waifu can wield Holy and Flare at the same time!
What can yours do?

>> No.14081308

>>14081296
Beating someone in a fight is a bit different from being abusive, and typically is only at the very start of things, to determine how the relationship pans out. At least with the pigs. I don't pay enough attention to ogres.

>> No.14081310

>>14081301

Cool.
I'm going to be at 1.5kish after today so I souls reach my old point soon

>> No.14081311

>>14081303
>Another no purpose for lilim generic succubus story

>> No.14081312

>>14081306
not be drawn like ass

>> No.14081315
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>>14081306
Mine still has a lot to learn!

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>>14081295
Well the specific kind of Lilim these faggots want is a "Kaleidoscope Lilim" where her wings' interiors are basically windows into other planes of existence or something pretentious like that.

>> No.14081318

>>14081277
This one still gets to me in a bad way...

>> No.14081319

>>14081316
That's the one that came from a Mary Sue discussion like a month ago. Why are you still clinging onto that?

>> No.14081320

>>14081306
Mine won the belching contest at work.

>> No.14081321

>>14081295
How does a lilim cope with the horror she's caused by losing her tempter with all that power at her beck and call, only to realize she can't undo it?

>> No.14081324

>>14081319
Because people keep asking for it even though it's a stupid idea and aren't letting it go?

>> No.14081325
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>>14081306
Build cool robots and look damn good while covered in oil and transmission fluid.

>> No.14081326

>>14081306
Bullshit! White Magic and Black Magic are attuned to different Soul Stones; you can't wield them at the same time!

>> No.14081329

>>14081306
Mine can punch a planet in half!

>> No.14081331

>>14081325
You mah nigga.

>> No.14081332

>>14081306
She's cute and she knows lots of cool stuff!

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>>14081298
It sounds like you just need a long slow and slimy hug anon.

>> No.14081343

>>14081338
How about no. I'm not going to write about an MG just because you want to shill her like a faggot.

It's bad enough I've already noticed horrible coincidences/same kind of plot points in my most recent story.

>> No.14081345

>>14081338
I want to crawl inside her shell and hug her from behind.

>> No.14081349

>>14081316
>>14081324
Sometimes you have to choose to go against what the audience wants. Especially if you don't feel like writing about it yourself.

>> No.14081352

>>14081324
That sounds like some IRC sperging to me. Whatever. You want a premise? Here's one.

>Descendant of the demon lord that LOST the war against [insert other monster nation, holy human state or modern tech army here]
>Stripped of all her powers and locked away in a pocket dimension of nothingness
>Has generated just enough juice to use her wings as windows to the outside world

Then you can either pick the "longing over some dick from afar" route or the much more interesting "Recruit someone by communicating through mirrors to help bust her out."

Second one especially gives a chance for her to quit seeing the guy as a mook and a way out of dimensional prison over time, instead starting to care about him.

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Would your MG GF enjoy the musical stylings of Laurel Halo?

https://youtu.be/brvFJZT_YjM

>> No.14081376

>>14081349
I literally hate the idea of a Lilim story. Not because they're shit conceptually, but because Lilims as far as the power rankings go are basically the end all next to the Demon Lord herself.

Some exceptions being Ryuu, Pharaoh, Baphomet since they're insanely powerful as well but goddamn. If people want a smug Succubus story then ask for a Succubus instead of a Lilim which is basically "Self Insert Into Other People's Porn: The MG".

Hell, Demon would be more fun because ufufufu arararara demon code prevents you from declining a fuck-off challenge

>> No.14081380

>>14081376
GIVE US ONE CHANCE TO FUCK YOUR SOCKS OFF
I do kinda want to see this now.

>> No.14081387

>>14081352
Almost forgot, the third and most interesting way would be to just tell it from the guy's PoV, hearing this sultry voice one day and catching snatches of a gorgeous visage in reflections as he passes anything that shines. He feels the ghost of hands upon his shoulders when he stares into a clear pond, sensual demon promising him every earthly reward for his aid.

Leave it ambiguous as to whether it's real or he's just gone off the deep end. Then as he starts to do crazier things, it all starts to add up. The voice is right. There were two guards just around the corner. But is that real, or more illusions? Is he the one who's psychic, and the woman is how his mind is trying to cope?

Etc.

>> No.14081392

>trolling demons by making a contract with them and having them dedicate themselves to the chief god as their end of the deal
>sentencing to a life of sexual abstinence
>making them cockblock other people

>but they can't do that anon!

Making them do those things satisfies my boner, it's a sexual matter to me, she cannot disobey.

>> No.14081394

>>14081376
>fuck off

Ah come on, why do you have to ruin it?

>> No.14081397

>>14081376
>>14081392

You guys are aware that demons are the ones who draw up the contracts right? Even in normal pop culture that's how it goes. That's why they always screw you in the fine print instead of the other way around.

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>>14081306
She probably knows ultima
But she doesn't know any good pick up lines.

>> No.14081401

>>14081397
What if your fetish is writing Faustian pacts?

>> No.14081402

>>14081380
It was all ready written. No one noticed.

>> No.14081406

>>14081398
But her friends all told her to just be herself! That always works, right?

>> No.14081407

>>14081402
When and where?

>> No.14081411

>>14081380
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, WHATEVER I WANT I'M GONNA FLAUNT

THERE'S NEVER BEEN A FUCK-OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE ANON BACK TO HELL

HAVE HIM FILL ME WITH HIS HOT MANLY GEL

MAKE HIM MOAN LIKE LUKA FONELL

>> No.14081412

>>14081338

that sounds pretty nice.

>> No.14081417

>>14081397
>always
>he's never read hellblazer
>he doesn't know any wizards
>his demonology books come from Hot Topic

>> No.14081420

>>14081407
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13288611/#13290157

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>>14081406
>>14081398
I want a crow tengu to take lessons on talking dirty from a cheshire cat!

>> No.14081435

>>14081420
I meant a story with a theme of competitive fucking between a demon and a man. I don't remember having ever seen anything like that around here.

>> No.14081437

>>14081376
Reading this thread I got the idea for a story about a scavenger rooting around a desolated landscape of an ancient kingdom for shit to sell, who comes across a castle and a single, pure white demon inside. He talks to her and she tells him a story about a powerful demon that lost it all in a moment of tentrum. Dude leaves, finds a white flower growing in the ruins, returns it to her, says something like 'not everything has been destroyed', lead her out of her castle for the first time.

Thoughts?

>> No.14081441

>>14080683
>two for one
>smug, bottom heavy ancient princess
>smug loli princess

I'll have to do something about those attitudes. No elf of mine is gonna sass with me.

>> No.14081443

>>14081437
When do they fuck? They do fuck, right?

>> No.14081445

>>14081437
Corny as fuck but keep trying

>> No.14081447

>>14081441
Elves are made to be desmugged. That's why you're buying them as slaves in the first place.

>> No.14081448

>>14081443
Implied fucking?

>>14081445
Corny bad?

>> No.14081451

>>14081448
Implied fucking sucks, but if the story's romantic-enough, I'd still read it.

>> No.14081453

>>14081437
>returns it to her
No, NOW everything is destroyed, you asshole.

Also, I find myself vaguely reminded of Wall-E, but that's almost not worth mentioning and the idea at least is still okay.

>> No.14081455

>>14081447
How do you even desmug something that's been smug for thousand years?

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>>14081427
I want a Cheshire Cat to give me lessons in making love!

>> No.14081463

>>14081448
Corny "it looks bad as a concept, but maybe you could flesh it out into something sweet."

>> No.14081465

>>14081448
>I, possibly, destroyed everything and brought ruin to the land
>lel here's a flower

Yes anon, corny bad.

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>>14081461
I want to fuck a cheshire kitten up the ass!

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>>14081287
I want to live with my waifu in a remote cabin in the winter with internet

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>>14081437
I want him to accidentally reactivate the Palmech Mk XIII.

Because we all walk the wibbly wobbly walk.

>> No.14081479

>>14081470
What would it look like during spring, summer and autumn.

>> No.14081482

>>14081469
Until swollen?

>> No.14081484

>>14081470
I want to live with my waifu in a place where it never snows.

>> No.14081485

>>14081461
It involves lavender, scented candles, and a philosophy book.

>> No.14081487

>>14081470
Same. Cozy as fuck.

>> No.14081488

>>14081465
Point taken. But what if she, like, has used her muscles, unassisted to try and cultivate a garden and restore the castle and then the kingdom, single handedly as an act of repentance. Does she deserve such a second chance, then?

>> No.14081491

>>14081455
1. the power of the dick
2. SCIENCE
3. magic
4. plot

Where there's a will there's a way.

>> No.14081493

>>14081474
The lore of this movie was so fucking convoluted.

>> No.14081496

>>14081479
A plain, boring forest that isn't as comfy looking, but winter is the only season that matters anyway

>> No.14081500

>>14081488
I think that might actually be worse. It could be a lot of fun if the man that pulls her out of her slump takes her on an adventure to restore the land, though. Repentant BBEGs are fun.

>> No.14081504

>>14081496
>winter is the only season that matters anyway
This

>> No.14081506

>>14081488
Better. Really though, the flower isn't that bad as a metaphor.

Wait, what if the "flower" was a weed? A tough as nails dandelion, reminiscent of the people still alive in her land? What if as she cultivates her garden the people regain a semblance of civilization too?

>> No.14081511

>>14081437
Do whatever you want anon but keep me out of writing shit I don't want to. Hell I didn't even want to write Manticubs

>> No.14081514

>>14081493
It was pretty straightforward but they didn't present it very well.

>Bunch of proles live in shitty Mega City 1 tier metropolis
>Surrounded by radioactive wasteland
>But tech is still pretty good and keeps advancing
>Everyone still at war but just at a lower level

>> No.14081520

>>14081488
This.
>It could be a lot of fun if the man that pulls her out of her slump takes her on an adventure to restore the land

>> No.14081524

>>14081496
>winter is the only season that matters anyway
Alas, someone that understands

>> No.14081526

>>14081469
Why? All they do is caterwaul and ahegao.

>> No.14081527

>>14081500
>I think that might actually be worse.
It was worth a thought, I guess.

>>14081506
>What if as she cultivates her garden the people regain a semblance of civilization too?
How does that work? Are they mutated with magic fallout or something.

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>>14081474
Robot girls are cool again?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqM453s0V24

>> No.14081529

>>14081482
I would.
Then I plug her with a spare toy

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>>14081496
>He thinks forests are boring

Don't upset the Forest Folk, Anon.

>> No.14081534

>>14081526
Because that's exactly what I want.

Fuck the pussy in her pussy and make her swollen.

>> No.14081535

>>14081527
Hey, don't let us stop you. You're going to be riding a fine line between cheesy romantic and cringeworthy, but it might well be worth a shot. Why not give it a try and see what happens? I'm sure you can pick the thread for ideas whenever you run into trouble.

>> No.14081539

>>14081528
God no, go clang clang somewhere else, or at least post something like Aegis.

>> No.14081542

>>14081527
>Are they mutated with magic fallout or something.
They could be, it all depends on how our demon rekt the kingdom. Banditry, shitty social order, there are any number of ways you could play that aspect, really.

Do I need to point out that the flower and the surrounding peoples aren't directly related? The garden would just stand as an extended metaphor for the effect other stuff she's doing to make the world better has on the subjects.

>> No.14081547

>>14081539
Jenny/XJ-9 is kinda cute

>> No.14081552

>>14081547
>>>/co/

>> No.14081555

>>14081542
>They could be, it all depends on how our demon rekt the kingdom. Banditry, shitty social order, there are any number of ways you could play that aspect, really.
See, now this is making me want to write Hokuto no Ken with monstergirls.

> The garden would just stand as an extended metaphor for the effect other stuff she's doing to make the world better has on the subjects.
I like this idea, it could work with the whole redemption adventure thing.

>> No.14081558

>>14081514
Honestly, it was the first movie I've ever watched that made me feel "disgusted". As in gross as fuck to the point of taking my appetite away.

It wasn't because of the violence, but the feel of the entire movie was "dirty" and "irking" to me for some reason, like I'm watching someone vomit while I'm having lunch. It's hard to explain.

>> No.14081566

>>14081534
Wasn't it the ass? Or do you mean you'd pump both holes of some poor petite faggot cat until they overflow?

>> No.14081568

>>14081555
>YOU WA COCK!

>Lightning fast handjob
>"You're already raped"
>Bandits cum so hard they die
>That one guy whose hips won't stop moving on their own
This is my kind of cheesy. Completely different from what was put forth, but hilarious.

>> No.14081578

>>14081558
Because they were all bunch of dirty scum, and unlike most movies they actually looked that way.

>> No.14081586

>>14081578
I can understand that, but did they really have to do close-ups of sweaty fat guys' faces while they lick their lips? Shit was fucking disgusting and unecessary.

>> No.14081589

>>14081568
>"Face my heavenly glowing five point handjob, which has made over a hundred men cum instantly!"

>> No.14081592

>>14081568
It's the girl with the seven scars!

>> No.14081596

Guys, I need some music to listen to while I'm writing. Relatively fast a plus, but no k-pop kind of stuff.

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>>14081566
both holes, making sure to plug her up so nothing spills.

>> No.14081602

>>14081596
Lost horizon

>> No.14081607

>>14081592
What girl would Ken be? Dragon girl? Succubutt? Valkyrie? Human girl?

>> No.14081609

>>14081586
That guy was the creepiest most realistic creep I've ever seen in a movie. I put him in my reference file for if I never needed to make a really disgusting pervert in a story.

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>>14081598
When you get done with her she won't be able to teleport straight for a week!

>> No.14081611

>>14081592
>"No it ain't, she's only got six!"
>"the seventh is in her heart. ;_;"
>"Wanna foolish try to rape her?"
>"Sure, what's the worst that could happen?"

>> No.14081618

>>14081596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y16kwIDJHEs

>> No.14081624

>>14081610
>Looks like she's due with twins
>Sloshes when she walks
>Hasn't compensated so her teleports are always off
>Asks if you can carry her one day because of the trouble she has

>> No.14081634

>>14081598
You'd still leave the smuggest hole free. She'll continue being a smartass if the only consequence is having her ass smart so good.

>> No.14081640

>>14081624
>Sloshes when she walks
[Conflicting feelings]

>> No.14081644

>>14081634
>Not keeping the smuggest hole free so you can give her another dose whenever she acts up while keeping the other two plugged so you can just keep piling on.

>> No.14081647

>>14081640
Full of batter for making cheshire kittens!

>> No.14081650

>>14081640
Don't you want to see her cradling it as she walks around?
The top button of her shorts undone and shirt riding high as she struggled to walk, a small pout on her face?

>> No.14081652

>>14081647
Cheshire waffles precoated in syrup! Use enough batter and she can make up to four at once!

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>>14081596
>Relatively fast a plus
Oh, yeah yeah, I got just the thi--
>but no k-pop kind of stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ

>> No.14081662

>>14081647
>>14081650

Real talk, the sloshing sound's a little bit too /d/ for me. Imagine walking into a restaurant with her while people are eating and drinking.

>> No.14081664

>>14081647
SMUG CAT NOT SO SMUG AFTER BEING PUMPED FULL OF CUM

>> No.14081665

>Cheshire babies teleporting out of the womb

>> No.14081667

>>14081664
>SMUG CAT MORE SMUG THAN EVER AFTER BEING PUMPED FULL OF CUM
fixed

>> No.14081668

oh shit yba actually updated

god is real

>> No.14081669

>>14081668
link?

>> No.14081670

>>14081662
Just pump her full till she doesn't!
Besides, don't you want to see all the raised eyebrows and knowing grins she'd get?
Her dress barely able to cover her as she blushed in embarrassment.
Fertility drugs can help give you a suitable, nonsloshing alternative too.
Although it'll take nine months to reach maximum size and she may put on a little weight

>> No.14081674

>>14081667
Then he just needs to keep going.
I'm sure there's a point where the smug will turn to worry

>> No.14081676

I want to completely ignore a chesire and pretend she doesn't exist until she has a mental breakdown.

>> No.14081679

>>14081644
The only question is, can a Cheshire still smile like a motherfucker with a cock in her mouth?

>> No.14081681

>>14081669
http://pastebin.com/ZZC24tUf

no fucking clue which line he started from

>> No.14081683

I'm feeling an itch to write muscular, extra strong monster girls. Someone give me a prompt and maybe I'll use it.

>> No.14081684

>>14081596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCMksqnwxK8

>> No.14081685

>>14081683
Alice with spats and an unneeded sports bra taking her oniichan to lift

>> No.14081686

>>14081683
Clydesdale Centaur /fit/ like Mikoyan's futa-taur without the extra equipment trying to woo a husband she captured by showing him she can be womanly too.

Awkwardly breaking things with her big strong hands.

>> No.14081687

>>14081676
So she becomes sane?

>> No.14081688

>>14081665
Sounds terrifying. The whole delivery room would need to be padded like a bouncy castle, or with several slime//barometzes on hand, just in case the baby teleports a few feet above the ground.

>> No.14081690

>>14081683
A strong aggressive girl develops a crush on a skeleton mode pacifistic nerd and tries to get him to like her.

>> No.14081691

>>14081683
Man panics and uses a raging mushroom against a muscular monstergirl. Muscular monstergirl for all of her muscles suddenly becomes powerless and has a crisis of faith, wondering if women are destined to lose to dicks.

>> No.14081693

>>14081688
I was talking about teleporting fetus cats

>> No.14081695

>>14081693
Will it be like Berserk where Guts and Casca see their demon baby?

>> No.14081698

>>14081683
Yeti who doesn't know her own monster strength and wonders why everyone she hugs passes out

>> No.14081700

>>14081698
>Russian Yeti

>> No.14081701

>>14081596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mGG5igbKRU

>> No.14081702

>>14081683
Jinko betting that the boy she associates with can't survive in the forest with her for X amount of days.
He takes her up on that bet.

>> No.14081704

>>14081683
Cyclops.

>> No.14081705

>>14081695
Yeah

>> No.14081710

After sex, I want to kiss a monstergirl, look deeply into her eyes and say Thanks for the sex homie

>> No.14081714

>>14081710
>Not 'thank you for doing sex with me'

>> No.14081718

>>14081698
>>14081700
>"Darlink? Ohhhh no not again."
>"I hope he is not dumping me after this like others."
>"Maybe I should be checking out that Hathor Milk my friend told me about."

I tried to get the accent and the fact that English is her second language in there.
Not sure if I did well.

>> No.14081719

>>14081714
>>14081710
>Not 9/11 was an inside job

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>>14081710
I want to violently irrumate a Cyclops and then cuddle her afterwards, telling her the next time I'll be shooting a bulls...eye. Right into her baby-maker.

>> No.14081723

>>14081710
>"No problem brah, see you same bat time, same bat channel"
>Tries to hide her blush when she leaves
>Neither of you talked about that day when you had the usual casual sex session and she accidentally blurted out "I love you"
>again

>> No.14081724

>>14081596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEhzAfiOl_c

>> No.14081726

>>14081718
Should be "of dumping"

>> No.14081730

I wonder if mantis and lich threesomes are carried out in total silence.

>> No.14081731

>>14081721
You again? When will you admit that you hate Cyclopes?

>> No.14081732

>>14081718
Add "of" randomly, make some words plural for no reason, and throw in some "ah nu cheeki breeki iv damke" and "блять сука" for good measure

>> No.14081735

>>14081721
>condoms

Every fucking time. I just want to slam her down and thrust myself into her in one go, telling her how she's mine ot mak pregnant as mush as I want.

I think I finally understand how MGs feel about condoms.

>> No.14081739

>>14081730
>did it feel good?
>...

Boy that'd be a spirit breaker.

>> No.14081743

>>14081735
I don't know why, but just seeing a girl hold a condom just really does it for me.
It's like it's a kickstart to the chemicals in my brain making me want to procreate.

>> No.14081744

>>14081731
But I don't hate them, faggot.

Cyclops and Wight are easily my top two MGs.

>> No.14081745

>>14081723
What is love?

>> No.14081748

>>14081745
What's a woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkN8KJW42dA

>> No.14081749

>>14081744
Lies.

>> No.14081752

>>14081743
You ever read that CG where the teachers can have sex with their students so long as they're trying to get them pregnant? I've never seen such a perfect mix of lewd and side splitting dialogue.

>> No.14081754

>>14081739
I would if it would be so quiet they could hear his heart being crushed.

>> No.14081756

>>14081739
>They just start rubbing their cheeks against you

>> No.14081760

>>14081739
>>14081754
What if instead of saying anything they just both hugged him tight?
If you look closely you can see a tiny smile on both of their faces.

>> No.14081761

>>14081749
Why would I be lying faggot.

Now go fuck off and read good writefaggot stories.

>> No.14081763

>>14081760
Not even, just a very slight blush.

>> No.14081764

>>14081754
>man loses all confidence because the girls he fucks never so much as whimper
>doesn't know much about mamono and is unaware being kuu doesn't mean they aren't enjoying themselves

Heh.

>> No.14081767

>>14081718
>Ah, another climber of mountain is of having shakes, hug is comings
>THIS IS NOT THE SLEEPINGS TIME COMRADE, is time for vodka drink and warmings of body, beeg paws will warm you, is very good time

>> No.14081769

>>14081756
10/10

>>14081760
Not bad, but I'm biased, I don't like being hugged.

>> No.14081770

>>14081752
No...


But now I'm gonna need to find it.
Why did you tease me like this...

>> No.14081771

>>14081721
>You know that thing you do with that Ghoul in P.E.?
Is this an actual translation, or just someone putting in MGE-Logic text for fun?

>> No.14081772

>>14081730
>>14081739
>Threesome with a lich and a mantis
>The lich is on her back, the mantis snuggles atop her breast to breast, pussy to pussy
>You put your hands on the mantis' hips and slide your dick between their pussies
>You have sex with them in this way, alternating which girl you impale fully one very thrust, but still stimulating them both at once
>The room is absolutely silent, save for the squeaking of bedsprings and wet sounds of skin slapping together
>You give one particularly powerful thrust
>The lich lets out a little "Ahn!" of pleasure
>You and the mantis stop where you are, both looking down at the lich with utterly deadpan expressions
>The lich blushes, furiously, apologising quietly as you and the mantis dismount from her, and start getting dressed again
>There's no getting back into it after a mood killer like that.

>> No.14081774

>>14081767
Gonna kiss the yeti

>> No.14081776

>>14081771
>MGE invented ghouls

>> No.14081783

>>14081769
>I don't like being hugged.

Expect a Yeti to be at your door.

>> No.14081784

>>14081767
>THIS IS NOT THE SLEEPINGS TIME COMRADE
Does she say that when he's already on the ground by the time she gets up close to him? She's not gonna like it when she finds out he ain't sleeping

>> No.14081790

>>14081748
I enjoyed that.

>> No.14081792

>>14081748
AND WHO ARE YOU?

>> No.14081793

>>14081772
I laughed.

>> No.14081795

how is this for a story?

A Lillim drained of most of her power. travelling with a former knight to regain her powers and make a demon realm of her own.

>> No.14081796

>>14081771
Probably an actual translation. Even before MGE Ghouls were cannibalistic man-eaters.

>> No.14081797

>>14081795
Sounds neat to me.

>> No.14081800

>>14081795
it could work, if battles are fought with tactics and she actually has too retreat from stuff she cant take on. things like this demand that she fails a little.

>> No.14081802

>>14081795
JUST
DO
SOMETHING

>> No.14081803

>>14080731
But that's a bad thing, would a Krampus really want you to be a bad person?

>> No.14081807

>>14081795
>A Lillim drained of most of her power. travelling with a former knight to regain her powers and make a demon realm of her own.

Given that you could accomplish exactly the same think using "A normal succubus with high aspirations", it still gives off a 'using a lilim for no reason other than to be special snowflake' vibe.

Listen to >>14081152. Unless the story really needs a daughter of the demon lord, then you still have no good reason to use lilim.

>> No.14081808

>>14081770
http://pururin.com/gallery/16179/a-school-where-you-can-randomly-have-procreative-sex-with-any-of-the-fine-developing-xxxx-school-girls-you-want-any-time-you-want.html

>> No.14081810

>>14081802
sorry, im a ideas guy, i think up stuff so others may use it.

>> No.14081813

>>14081783
But I really don't enjoy it anon.

>> No.14081815

>>14081808
Not a very creative name is it?

>> No.14081817

>>14081808
That's the greatest URL I've seen this year, and I'm including Comeonandsl.am in that comparison.

>> No.14081819

>>14081813
Too bad, they'll make you like it.

>> No.14081821
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14081821

>>14081807
Why are you such a stickler for Lilims, Anon?

>> No.14081822

>>14081784
>Another dead traveler, it cannots be helped
>I will be of takings your nice scarf comrade, it will thaw right out in warm cabin
Russian Yetis are cold

>> No.14081825

>>14081807
In her rise to power, she could be turning women in to monsters as she gets stronger. if it for that then the demon be more appropriate for this guy's thing.

>> No.14081826
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14081826

>>14081761
Of course you're lying. Just look at this thing! Most normal people would just recoil in disgust, or if they're feeling generous towards them, rape them as cocksleeves. But not freaks like you. When a degenerate such as yourself sees a monoeye all you think about is "She's cute" or "I want to make her happy" or even "She deserves to be loved" With these backwards thoughts in your head, you actually try to treat them like a real person! Not used to being show affection that is not for them and forgetting their place, they might start to like it! They might want to be kissed, or cuddled, or have friends! But you animals take it even further! You, horrible as it may sound, actually WANT to have sex with them! Not because you want to torment them, not because they're easy to rape, but because you love them and want them to be happy! You WANT to make sure she's comfortable as you take her virginity! You WANT her to redden in the face and moan as you gently fuck her! You WANT to cum inside her, not because she' a semen receptacle, but because you want her to have a baby!

You're going against the way things should be.

>> No.14081834

>>14081826
Aww, she's adorable.

>> No.14081839
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14081839

>>14081826
You seem to think that I care what the thread thinks about me or the monstergirls I like at all. If you like shit like Alps which cause constant shitstorms because of them being TF/TG homo-bait, that's your prerogative.

But i'll be god damned if you faggots try to judge me for what MGs I like.

>> No.14081841

>>14081821
Not him but 90% of the time their use really makes zero sense.

>What if she's a classless NEET living in suburbia that just wants to eat pizza and play video games?

Then she's really not a lilim. People really use lilim when they mean vanilla succubus almost all the time with the exceptions being the real donut steeles like Maple Syrup and Chaotic Neutral.

>> No.14081846

>>14081841
I can't speak for anyone else, but I just straight up like their art design from the profile.

>> No.14081849

>>14081841
it would be more interesting if the demon lord got annoyed that the lillims were lazy.

>> No.14081857

>>14081841
That's what has me hung up on the whole bullshit. People can say "Write Lilim" all they want but the fact of the matter is unless it's a Succubus who by definition is the flesh and blood of the Big Bad herself and uses ways to convert entire regions for her mother, then you're better off just using a Succubus or Demon.

But no, faggots keep wanting me to join the Donut Steel club and write a completely irrelevant character into a class of Monster that outside of the First Ten Daughters really shouldn't be taken lightly in any setting,

>> No.14081858
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14081858

>>14081772
>>14081793

>> No.14081859

>>14081846
Well then you should be begging for drawfagging, not writefagging. Are you really that enamored with the design that you'd be fine with a hasty description of the profile followed by "and then she did a bunch of succubus shit"

>> No.14081861

>>14081846
They're literally just arch succubi. They don't have a unique design. Any monster that approaches their power level gets the white hair and such. What's unique is their parentage.

>>14081849
They'd be lazy royalty though. You never see lilim bitching about not wanting to lead armies or attend a demonic strategy meeting. They're just used as a convenient "I want a succubus here without the succubus stigma." instead.

>> No.14081864

I want to lick and lich and tell her she taste like lichens.

>> No.14081866

>>14081861
>Any monster that approaches their power level gets the white hair and such

No they don't. Stop making shit up and calling it fact.

>> No.14081870
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14081870

Seriously though, Lilim's suck.

>> No.14081871

>>14081866
Yes they do. Read the Arch Imp profile again.

>> No.14081872

>>14081858
Cute.

>> No.14081873

>>14081858
Almost exactly what I pictured when writing it. Nice one!

>> No.14081876
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14081876

Ehhhh

>> No.14081880 [DELETED] 
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14081880

Y Tho....

>> No.14081886

>>14081825

So in other words, "fallen maidens" if whats-her -face had to actually work for her victory instead of just "POOF your all monsters now, I win!"?

>> No.14081887

>>14081871

Yeah no. It's ONLY high level heroes/mages/etc that go Imp that get white hair. You don't get white hair/tail/wings outside of that period. It doesn't extend to other species.

>> No.14081891

>>14081839
Your words and your image don't really match.

>> No.14081893

>>14081858
Nice

>> No.14081894

>>14081849
I like this idea. The Demon Lord getting continually upset that the majority of her daughters are too lazy to go about turning woman into monsters, creating mass orgies, or spreading demon realms.

>> No.14081896

>>14081887
>Profile literally spells it out as a result of high demonic energy from any source
>Literally says it's also the reason lilims have white hair

Read it again, SLOWLY this time.

>> No.14081902

>>14081891
That's the point, dingus.

>> No.14081904
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14081904

I want to massage big meaty paws!

>> No.14081912

>>14081904

if a girl with paws fists you, is it still technically 'fisting' ?

>> No.14081913

>>14081894
She's got like a hundred of them. And the monster way is generally to just laze about with their husband. So it makes sense they're lazy but not that she's be frustrated about it. Not like the DL herself does anything but fuck Traitor Prime anyway.

>> No.14081916

>>14081912
No. Bad!

>> No.14081917
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14081917

>>14080963
Pay not Yao in rent with my dick.

>> No.14081918

>>14081896

No you faggot. That's not what it says. It says high level arch imps are a mutation with white hair. High level ones being so fucking rare that not even Mimiru, literally the highest tier human mage (according to her story), is one. It does NOT say that any fucking species can get it by having continual sex/DE absorption. It's an old as shit TL and the moonrunes do NOT support your bullshit headcanon.

Get the fuck out.

>> No.14081919

>>14081912
How would that even fit?

>> No.14081920

>>14081916
If a girl you like fists another girl you like with her paw, is it still technically fisting?

>> No.14081921

>>14081861
Eh, there's more to it than just that for me when it comes to Lilims. There's something else about their design, like an "air of dignity" or something, I can't really place it.

>> No.14081922

>>14081912
No. It's anal rupture, fissure or prolapse.

>> No.14081923

>>14081902
Don't call me a dingus you misleading wing wang

>> No.14081924

>>14081904
You got something stuck on your pad there, missus.

>> No.14081930

>>14081913
But suppose most of these Lilims are too lazy to even bother finding themselves a husband? Actually I just like the idea of a Lilim having issues finding a husband, much to her mother's frustration and her sisters' amusement.

>> No.14081932

>>14081923
Just let me wallow in my self pity and die, dong meister.

>> No.14081933

>>14081920
If a dragon fists her husband in the middle of nowhere, does she make a sound?

>> No.14081934

If anyone is having trouble with those fucking street sign captcha, I suggest the sound ones.

>> No.14081937

So what exactly does it mean to be a vampire?
Do all predatory monsters including those that feed on emotions, semen, moisture, body heat, etc. count, or only ones that drink blood, are undead, and have weaknesses to holy items, running water, and being distracted by a large amount of small objects that need to be counted on the floor?

>> No.14081938
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14081938

>>14081078
Business Ushi looks amazing.

Or maybe all MGs least likely to wear suits are just amazing?

>> No.14081940

>>14081933
"Give me your jewels mysterious cave!"

>> No.14081942

>>14081918

>Some Imps will mutate into an Arch Imp if they store up a lot of demonic energy due to frequent sex
>It’s a distinguishing trait that can be seen in the Demon Lord and her daughters, the Lilim. It’s regarded as an expression that they possess lots of the Demon Lord’s demonic energy

How does it feel to be in such denial? Because you're drowning in it.

>> No.14081943

>>14081934
Oh fuck yes, I thought I was the only one

I once went through 20 of the god damn things what the fuck do they want I mean holy shit

>> No.14081944

I want to treat monster girls like they're weird cosplayers!

>> No.14081949

>>14081904
Anubis paw? Yeti paw? Still gonna massage the paw

>> No.14081950

>>14081942

Please point out where you contradicted ANYTHING I said faggot.

>> No.14081952

>>14081944
>Selkie gets really fucking offended

>> No.14081954
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14081954

>>14081924
oops

>> No.14081956
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14081956

>Lesbian pair of Banshee and Dullhan

>> No.14081957

>>14081815
Nip titles rarely are. Do you really need some grand sounding title to fap?

>> No.14081958

>>14081930
Nah, it says the lilim revere their parents relationship more than anything. They'd grab a guy and settle down. All but the really fucking nuts ones like Deruella and the Queen of Hearts anyway.

>> No.14081960

>>14081944
Like who?

>> No.14081964

>>14081950
The part you said about only the children of heroes. The part about it not being about the level of DE. The part about it not implying contiguous application for the succubi family.

So a lot really.

>> No.14081966

>>14081958
Maybe, but that's far less interesting.

>> No.14081967

>>14081886
possibly, gaining women y turning them and then possible male soldiers when said turned women get husbands. all while the lillim gets her power back.

I think it could work

>> No.14081969

>>14080407
>>14079890
http://i.imgur.com/Bgm1BUb.png
Bizarre.

>> No.14081970

>>14081960
Hellhounds, Mindflayers, Soldier Beetles, all of the plant monsters and even a Lilim.

>> No.14081972

>>14081964

> He still can't read even replies properly

No fucking wonder. 3/10 for getting me to reply this long.

>> No.14081974

>>14081958
Given that we have information about only 2 official lilims and that both those lilims are fucking nuts, I begin to suspect that batshittery goes with the white hair territory

>> No.14081975

>>14081956
Wrong board buddy, you want /u/.

>> No.14081977

>>14081975
But in the original myths, Dullhan tended to be sidekicks to Banshees. Plus imagine one ripping its spine out against enemies to protect that wail.

>> No.14081978
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14081978

>>14081954
When will we get some Big Meaty Claws close ups?

Best girl that shows them off, those big tough impenetrable outer scales, but smooth soft inner scales. Imagine those stepping on you, with her claws just slightly gliding above your skin

>> No.14081980

>>14081966
The thing people always seem to forget is at their core, lilim are demigod royalty. If someone just sat down and replaced "lilim" with "demigod princess" in their train of ideas, they'd probably look at it a little differently.

>> No.14081981

>>14081975
I want to go to /uuuu/ and insult big monster girls for me

>> No.14081987

>>14081974
It's hard to tell. If they're the only ones that are noteworthy out of a hundred and that's why they get the screen time then it means the opposite.

Personally, I find crazy ones far more interesting for a story though.

>> No.14081989

>>14081913
>Traitor Prime
*Hero Prime

>> No.14081994

You can improve any monster by making them part-Demon/Devil or Lava Golem.

>> No.14081995

>>14081978
Paws are better than claws because they're soft, squishy, and mofu.

>> No.14081998

>>14081956
>>14081977


I want a Succubus and a Vrock doubleteaming some dude but KC hasn't gone around to making a Vrock profile yet

Or any Hawkman monstergirl in general

>> No.14082000

>>14081977
Then have them be a tag team for hunting down men. Yuri isn't looked on very kindly in this thread.
You're lucky neither side of the argument seems to be awake and/or care at the moment. Shitstorms have started over less.

>> No.14082001

>>14081957
No, I kinda like it since you know what you're getting into from the title. Could have probably made it shorter though.

>> No.14082002

>>14082000
Monster girls should be allowed to express their love and predatory interests freely.

>> No.14082006

Finally, I wanted an excuse to kill this thread.

>> No.14082009
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14082009

I want to see a mantis dancing to radio music

>> No.14082012

>>14081989
Get a load of this race-traitor.

>> No.14082014

>>14082000
Don't worry about it, this thread would be offended if the Monster Girl's nose was different.

>> No.14082017
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14082017

>>14082002
Anon, no what are you doing? Stop before it's too late!

>> No.14082021

>>14082012
How is he a traitor? He gave us monstergirls.

>> No.14082024
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14082024

>>14080407
Hsien-ko dressed as the MGE Jiang-shi delivery, which I attained courtesy of /v/'s drawthreads.
Hope you guys like it.

>> No.14082025

>>14082009
I just want a Mantis.

>> No.14082027

>>14082012
Sorry, the race is shit.

>> No.14082028
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14082028

>>14081995
No! I refuse to believe that! I will forever stand up for Big Meaty Claws and the girls with them! I'm a slut for them!

>> No.14082032

>>14082024
Dude, nice.

>> No.14082038

Dick the daughteru!
http://i.imgur.com/urnd4Uh.png

>> No.14082040

>>14082024
Eh, it loses half of what makes Hsien-Ko appealing but also loses part of what makes the monster girl Jiang-Shi interesting.
Kind of like putting chocolate sauce on a tomato where it tastes weird despite the good components.

>> No.14082043
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14082043

>>14082009
I want to ram a lamb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4

>> No.14082046

>>14082027
nah the human race is fine your the shit one.

>> No.14082049
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14082049

>>14082024
GLORIOUS

>> No.14082051
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14082051

>>14082024
Also, this dude likes to draw mothgirls apparently.

>> No.14082054

>>14081989
>Now I enter these demonic halls...a conqueror...yesss. Monsters and Humans, frozen in time, awaiting the moment, when they will awaken to start the Great War. Hmmm, the Great War, when the Demon Lord defeated the Order, and thus their descendants, the lilim, rule we humans. Archaic semen guzzlers, how dare they! Hmmm, unwilling though I was to follow my namesake's instructions, it has all come down to this: the ultimate risk, for the ultimate prize. A day of reckoning with those who made us slaves! So, we are now face-to-face, Traitor Prime. In one future you awaken and become the great husband of the Demon Lord. But time shall take a different track now. Chief God I beseech you! Give all your strength to my sword! ... And now, Traitor Prime, in memory of the Order...for the glory of humanity...for the world that is rightfully ours—and mine—to rule! ...I unleash the storm of vengeance...farewell!

>> No.14082057

Gooseberry Wife monster girl when?
Giant flat chested Caterpillar fairy.

>> No.14082059

>>14082038
Oh, another Laska picture. Whoopi-dee-doo.

>> No.14082060

>>14081858
This is... not my fetish. Still cute though.

>> No.14082066

>>14082054
Whats this from?

>> No.14082069

>>14082051
I'm going to have to take this moth home, sorry everyone, it's mine now.

>> No.14082071

>>14081776
>>14081796
>Even before MGE Ghouls were cannibalistic man-eaters
Yes, but the implication was irrumatio. MGE Ghouls are the only ones I know of with the "I love it in my mouth-pussy" shtick.

>> No.14082074

>>14082066
Beast Wars you unwashed moron

>> No.14082076

>>14082054
>for the world that is rightfully ours—and mine—to rule!
>and mine
That guy speaks funny.

>> No.14082079

>>14081826
That smile fills my heart with warmth and makes me want to love her forever.

>> No.14082080

>>14082051
Haha, 4-eyes.

>> No.14082081

>>14082054
>>14082066
Beast Wars Megatron doing in less than ten minutes what G1 Megatron failed to do for years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9t7G_lHeiY

>> No.14082082

>>14082074
I was actually thinking that only because of "yesss." It was either that or Helios, and I didn't recognize any of that from Deus Ex.

>> No.14082084

>>14082071
>KC is the only person who has taken the concept of a monstergirl zombie and sexualized the cannibalism aspect into an oral fixation

>> No.14082086

>>14081970
>Walking down the sidewalk
>See some girl staring intently at the door of a psychiatrist's office while wringing her hands like a cartoon villain
>"All those insecurities, all those minds ripe for the picking, I can't wait!"
>You call to her and ask what's she doing
>"Oh, I'm just DROOLING over the thought of fucking with some heads!"
>"Yeah, cause that's what these people need, as if they don't have enough problems already, do you hear yourself? Is that what amuses you, making miserable people even more miserable?"
>"I didn't mean to-"
"Just get out of here and get a life you tentacle fetishist"
>"Now listen-"
"I SAID GET!"
>She flinches at your voice and squirms away
"Fucking kids man"

Eh, I'm tired tonight, all those anatomy classes so I can nurse kobolds and werecats back to health are taking it out of me.

>> No.14082088

>>14081730
>>14081772
>>14081858
Kuudere Threesome a best. Still can't decide which between them I like better.

>> No.14082089
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14082089

>>14081683
A Haast Eagle Harpy's interactions with a young outdoorsman.

>> No.14082095

>>14082079
Don't fall for it!

>> No.14082100

>>14082038

I know not why Laska is trying to be relevant again, if she ever was, but I like what I'm seeing.

>> No.14082101

>>14082089
O-Oh my. That's a big girl.

>> No.14082105
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14082105

>>14082024
Wonderful!

On that note, MORE JIANG-SHI!

>> No.14082106

>Titania is a rank instead of an individual

Triggered.

>> No.14082110

>>14081969
>imgur
>Can't appreciate that elves and dwarves are in the story as a parallel to other races
Okay, now that's just dumb, AND making people look bad.

>> No.14082111

>>14082084
That I know of, yes.

If you've any prior references to such, with "Ghouls" in particular, then please, I welcome them.

>> No.14082113

>>14082106
You'll want to get used to it if you're going to deal with the MGE.

>> No.14082114
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>>14082089
Big Birds!

>> No.14082115

>>14082086
God damn Mindflayers.

>> No.14082119

>>14082040
Okay, you say that, but have you ever eaten a tomato with some bacon?

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>> No.14082128

>>14082119
Not him but bacon wrapped pork ribs are delicious.

>> No.14082129

>>14082113
Fuck it. I'm going to make my own monster girl inhabiting setting, with developed ecosystems and greater focus on accuracy to the original mythologies and stories until it becomes of a planet of fantasy with the dominant kind of creatures being the monster girls of that region.

>> No.14082130

>>14082106
And? Who gives a shit.

Apophis is named for an Egyptian god, and I don't see people flipping out.

>> No.14082131

>>14082111
I've fapped like 6 times today already so I'm not in the mood to look up "ghoul blowjob" on sadpanda right now.

>> No.14082134

>>14082126
I'd protect her.

>> No.14082136

>>14082100
Yeah, I don't understand why Laska content is still being... well, it'd be a bit weird even if it were only still being shared, but what we have is actual OC content still being produced, today.
It was a good story no bully when it came out, but that was, what, almost 2 years ago? Its time has long, long, LONG passed.

>> No.14082137

>>14082130
That's because there are other girls who are also named after gods.

>> No.14082142

>>14082088
On the one hand, liches can raise the dead, perform magic, and are adept at alchemy.

But on the other hand, you can get pink flower mantis girls, and mantis girls who look like this:
http://36.media.tumblr.com/60217e2af7fab2dc297ddb1f5fa8ec82/tumblr_mv4wrgtciz1rhb9f5o2_r1_1280.jpg

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>>14082131
>6 times in one day
How the hell do you freaks do this. My record is like, 2.

>> No.14082148

>>14082145
Never underestimate a lonely anon.

>> No.14082149

>>14082142
Prettiest Mantis! I'm taking her to the ball!

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>>14082136
Laska makes up the majority of the actual Cheshire art now unfortunately, and she doesn't even act like a Cheshire.

Shit fucking sucks.

>> No.14082153

>>14082129
Will it have blackjack and hookers?

>> No.14082154

>>14081326
Red mage says hi.

>> No.14082155

>>14082136
It's being rewritten as well, and it's not two years old

>> No.14082156

>>14082145
Years of practice and high libido?

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>>14082145
I don't get it either, anon. I fap once every other day at most, and even that's getting odious these days.
It's not that I don't have libido, it's that there is biologically no fluid left to come out if I try more often.

>> No.14082168

>>14082145
My personal high so far is 5.

D-Do you think a Monster Girl would be impressed?

>> No.14082171

>>14082168
They would be mortified at all the waste.

>> No.14082178

>>14082145
That's a pretty low record honesty. I've beaten that without even trying.

>> No.14082179

>>14082145
>>14082168
Pfft, call me when you reach sixteen

>> No.14082181

>>14082145
That's nothing. One time a new H game came out and I came like 6 times in 30 minutes. I just kept going because I didn't stop being hard.

>>14082167
Stuff stops coming out or in reduced quantities yeah, but it starts feeling way better too.

>> No.14082182

>>14082171
It's also one of the better ways to bully them.

>> No.14082185

I want to eat an eclare filled with creamy love!

http://i.imgur.com/iZFfact.jpg

>> No.14082190

>>14082181
>I came like 6 times in 30 minutes.
Nigga how? I've got to wait around 45-60 min before I'm good to go again.

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>>14082181
>Stuff stops coming out or in reduced quantities yeah, but it starts feeling way better too.

Eh, for me it always feels worse as the volume goes down.
> tfw jealous of others' chronic masturbatory capabilities

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>>14082185
>posting one of Mithrils earlier trolling attempts

>> No.14082196

>>14082185
I wish I could stop memecat from ever existing.

>> No.14082198

>>14082185
I'd do that for an MG. I'm sure they'd like one made by their husbando.

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scuttlescuttlescuttle

>> No.14082202

>>14082195
>troll attempt
>not commission
just because you don't like something anon doesn't mean others don't

>> No.14082203

>>14082199
Stupid smelly bug.

>> No.14082205

>>14082199
Thanks Doc

You don't have to be sneaky about giving me my medicine

>> No.14082206

>>14080963
n-nothing? I mean i pay regularly so nothing much changes i guess.

>> No.14082209

>>14082199
Smush it! SMUSH IT!

>> No.14082215

>>14082149
>Pink flower mantis girl
>Not so much kuudere, as she is perpetually serene
>Likes to wear a pink kimono, matching her long, fair hair

>Spiny flower mantis girl
>Has skin so fair, it's almost translucent and ghostly
>Her chitin is pure white, decorated with bands of colour spanning the whole spectrum
>When she prepares to fight, her blades deploy like swords, and her wing and chitin billow out, like an armoured ballroom gown
>Even her manner of fighting brings to mind images of a graceful dance

>> No.14082217

>>14082202
Eh, doesn't stop it from it looking like garbage, just like the rest of Mithrils stuff.
>just because you don't like something
You futafags were very obnoxious back on /a/, and your presence here on /jp/ is proof of that.

>> No.14082218

>>14082181
>That's nothing. One time a new H game came out and I came like 6 times in 30 minutes. I just kept going because I didn't stop being hard.

You're talking shit.

>> No.14082220

>>14082215
Mantis' are so cute.

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>>14082105
I hope we get a Bashe or something as the next girl.

>> No.14082224

>>14082202
>liking THAT
There wasn't confession time post and you didn't put a spoiler on, anon. Pls fix yourself.

>> No.14082230

>>14082185

i'd eat it

>> No.14082231

>>14081596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXCKEFXm9M
always a favorite

>> No.14082235

>>14082199
i had just read this
http://pastebin.com/vzpFWrR0

>> No.14082239

>>14081596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-mkMz4q4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJFuM79OIg

>> No.14082240

>>14082185
I should be mad but I'm laughing.

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When will someone kickstart an Inferno Cat series of shorts by Trigger?

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I want to be princess carried by a Dragon Girl!

>> No.14082266

>>14082253
>Socceroos
>Australia
>Soccer

>> No.14082267

>>14082261
So do I.

>> No.14082268

>>14082261
Who doesn't man. Who doesn't...

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>>14082261
I want to be princess carried by a dire wolf!

>> No.14082273

>>14082270
I want to be princess carried by a familiar!

>> No.14082274

>>14082273
>Implying a little loli with scrawny arms could princess carry her human boy and make him feel protected

>> No.14082275

>>14082270
Is it just me or is that a FUCKHUEG waist?

Like damn son start jogging

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>>14082261
>>14082270
>>14082268
>>14082267

Faggots

>> No.14082280

>>14082270
Tommy Wiseau finally got some loving I see.

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>>14082270
>no big meaty paws or muscle
>whatever the fuck is up with those faces
It's shite.

>> No.14082282

I think I'm gonna write about Alice working out, how HUEG should she be?

>> No.14082286

>>14082270
VAGINA!

BONES!

>> No.14082288

>>14082153
A gambling system and prostitution?
Sure.

The basic idea I have is that the recorded history of the planet starts with a flood that wipes out all ifeforms into a state of undefined matter with the survivors being of two groups headed by Manu and Lilith respectively are the fated flood survivor of each period and a reincarnation of the first woman who discarded humanity in favor of equality since the reset of the universe means that all who exist outside of the karmatic cycle of reincarnation due to reaching a higher state or inside a self-inflicted hell are reset back to zero. All things that exist in the current world would descend from Manu under the collective name Human while those of Lilith consist of many strange and wonderful beings collectively called Lilim. Lilim would become the dominant lifeforms and evolving to many different niches across the world while Human were mostly food sources. To reflect this, most monster girls have matriarchal societies while Human tend to be male-dominated of those that have societies (Lifeforms such as common bees or plants or deer work the same as they always have). The Humans that would be considered baseline would be a minority as ones that have turned into an undead, are partially Lilim blood, have learned magic abilities, have extensive cybernetics, etc. would be better adapted to survive this world. The appearances of Gods in the setting are mostly derived from Earth ones, but with which ones are considered important fiddled with so the Lilim native to Greek areas consider Hera, Athena, Persephone, Artemis, Demeter, Persephone, the Moirai and other third and fourth generation Goddesses the most most important while Humans would focus on male ones. All gods are actually aspects of the same divine force in a comprehensible form to individuals however.

>> No.14082289

>>14082235
>please dont use the venom again
>ok
>uses venom again when dude just recovered from last time
poor guy

>> No.14082292

>>14082282

>lifting for sick gains bro

>> No.14082293

>>14082282
Strongfat Alice Onee-san.

>> No.14082297

>>14082293
Fat chicks are gross, so no.

>> No.14082298

>>14082277
But what if she likes to be the one princess carrying and I like to be the one princess carried?

>> No.14082302

>>14082280

>She did naht hit me it's naht true IT'S BULLSHIT SHE DID NAHT HIT ME. She did naht.

>> No.14082308

>>14082274
>Familiar who wants to be dominant and princess carry bishies goes to a club
>Gets laughed out of the room by the Demons, Jabberwocks, and Hellhounds
Such is life as a dominant loli

>> No.14082314

>>14082282
Muscled but not big mclargehuge tier.
Gym bunny at least

>> No.14082320

>Out during a particularly heavy downpour, not that you mind, you fucking love rainy weather
>Seriously, there's just something about gray skies, the thundering of the water as it meets the earth, and the smell of wet dirt
>Fucking Heaven
>As you're enjoying yourself you make out a figure in the distance, too small to be a man
>You walk closer and see a woman in scant clothing, shivering in the rain
>She's soaked, her whole outfit is see-though
>You call out to her, keeping your distance, and ask if she's allright
>She turns to you, and you see she's not on the best shape
>She reaches out to you while limping pitifully in your direction, wobbling every which way
>You run to meet her, and catch her as she blacks out
>You don't really live near enough anywhere to get her looked at, and as much as you love this weather, getting caught in a flash flood is not your idea of a good time
>Guess you have to take her home
>FUCK.jpg
>You get her out of those wet clothes and set her down, beginning to dry her off, praying she doesn't wake up and get the wrong idea
>Looking at her she really is quite charming
>Maybe just a little-
>You're just going to go make some fucking soup for when she wakes
>You watch her for the better part of the night, trying to wake her to get some food in her
>She's so damn cold
>If she won't wake, there's really only one thing to do
>You slip under the covers and set her to rest on top of you, warming her with your own body
>Please don't wake up in the middle of the night and stab me to death in my own house.jpg
>You sigh, embrace her, and close your eyes, letting the sound of the rain carry you off into slumber

>> No.14082321

>>14082235
i wish he expand the kunoichi one he did.

>> No.14082324

>>14082297
>TFW fat guys are gross too
>If Monster Girls were real and came to this thread I'd get my pickings thanks to being on the skinny spectrum and not obese neckbeard
Feels good, why haven't the rest of you fat fucks lost weight yet?

>> No.14082325

>>14082321
I too would expand a kounoichi

>> No.14082327

>>14082320
Continue?

>> No.14082330

>>14082324
Because I don't want a relationship, so I don't have to care that much about my body.

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>>14082324
>implying there aren't plenty of chubby lovers on both sides

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>>14082320
you have my interest, dont ruin it

>> No.14082345

>>14082330
Whatever let's you sleep at night fatty mc fatterson.

>>14082335
The difference being fat Monster Girls still have 10/10 personalities, look and smell nice, and are clean.

I highly doubt they'd want a fat neckbeard with a receding hairline, greasy hair, greasy body, no job or skill, loads of emotional baggage, nasty hairs covering his entire body, shit eyesight, a nasally voice, a glandular problem, and has no hope for the future.

>> No.14082350

>>14082321
i want more of that vampire.

he should redo all 3 of his early works

>> No.14082356

>>14082345
It means more food for them.
Like how domesticated animals are fattened up.

>> No.14082358

>>14082345

>I Highly doubt they'd want a [OBNOXIOUS PROJECTING]

mamonomana.

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>>14082345
Nothin wrong with body hair, pal.

>> No.14082362

>>14082345
Take a shower and shave, that'll fix most of those issues.
Besides, masturbating with a freshly shaven sack and taint is pretty nice.

>> No.14082364

>>14082224
I don't think h he ever said he liked it.

Calling out idiocy in one party doesn't mean you're a member of an opposin party. It just means you're calling out idiots.

>> No.14082367

>>14082345
You're really projecting hard, now aren't you?

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9/11 never forget

>> No.14082371

>>14082288
Please, for the love of God, use paragraphs and sentence structuring. Your first sentence is about 4 times as long as it should be.

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>>14082356
What do you mean? Are the Monster Girls gonna eat fat people? That'd be nice, but fattening, wouldn't it?

>>14082358
>>14082367
>Implying projecting
I only have 3 of those problems I listed, nice try

>> No.14082373

>>14082368
But how can a fox get eleven tails?

>> No.14082374

>>14082368
i am the american elephant ;_;7

>> No.14082379

>>14082345
Eh, whatever. Not that much of a loss.

>> No.14082382

>>14082368
>never forget

why would i forget the police's phone number

>> No.14082383

>>14082372
It depends on dietary and exercise habits. Like how not all humans that eat cows on a regular basis are fat.

>> No.14082384

>>14082368
I never understood what's so special about November 9th.

>> No.14082387

Aren't male orcs and stuff usually depicted as fat?
Maybe it is a sign of prosperity, fertility, or strength to them and people could exploit that.

>> No.14082389

>>14082372
And I have 1, so get fucked.

>> No.14082391

>>14082387
Wrong thread, anon.

>> No.14082393

>>14082387
Fat has always been a sign of wealth on men and women until the renaissance.

>> No.14082399

>Watching neighbors cute dogs for them
>One is a very friendly mother dog who likes to lay next to you, is chubby black dog with a bad eye from a fight with a bigger dog, very sweet and laid back
>The other is her daughter dog (Much older than a pup though), a skinnier tan dog with fancy hair cuts, is usually more aloof but still friendly, but terrified and goes into a shivering wreck when there's a thunder storm and wants to lay right in your lap
>Both hate being alone and want a human with them so they can relax
>Can't help now but imagine them as Kobolds

Fucking Monster Girl thread

>> No.14082400

>>14082393
Yeah, so monster girls will want fat people.

>> No.14082404

>>14082400
No they won't.

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>>14082324
>Skinny spectrum
>Not master race /fit/ spectrum

Enjoy your leftovers m80000

>>14082330
>fat

Even if you got into a relationship it'd sink like the titanic over the weight of your belly.

>> No.14082408

>>14082399
Would Kobolds ever develop some form of separation anxiety? Yeah I know, mamonomojo and all.

>> No.14082409

>>14082399
It's all good as long as you don't start thinking about fucking them.

>> No.14082410

>>14082404
Yes they will.

>> No.14082411

>>14082407
Eh, whatever.

>> No.14082412

>>14082409
The kobolds or the dogs?

>> No.14082413

>>14082400
>>14082404
They'd help fatties get /fit/ more like it.

>> No.14082415

>>14082400
No. regarding fertility, muscle and confidence is a bigger signal.

Fat lovers a re probably gold diggers.

>> No.14082416

>>14082413
No they wouldn't, they would only go after /fit/ and skinny people.

>> No.14082421

>>14082412
The ones which will be more traumatised when you force yourself on them.

>> No.14082422

>>14082416
As a skinny person I am fine with this

>> No.14082424

>>14082413
Only Kiki's would do that.

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>>14082399

just try to not remember that dog vagina is several degrees warmer than human vagina.

>> No.14082426

>>14082416
Skinny people would not be able to produce enough sexual energy to live on.

>> No.14082429

>>14082362
...how does one shave down there?

>> No.14082430

>>14082426
What the fuck are you talking about

>> No.14082433

>>14082429
Carefully.

>> No.14082434

>>14082424
No they wouldn't, no monster girl would want a fat guy.

>> No.14082435

>>14082421
So in other words, three way with Kobold MILF and her daughteru?

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>>14082429
Ask Gin.

>> No.14082440

>>14082430
If they die being raped the first time, they won't be a reliable source of semen and energy.

>> No.14082442

>>14082429
What do you mean? Take a shower to soften the hair and make it nice and clean, apply shaving foam/gel of choice, and shave away. If you've never shaved before, it might behoove you to pare the thick curls down with some scissors or sheers beforehand.

It can be a bit of a pain to get all the ball hairs, but leaving them hanging in the cold will get it nice and tight and make it easier. The hard part is all the hair on your taint and around your butthole, but with some experience and technique you can get that as well.

Tell you what, it feels great without all that fucking hair down there.

>> No.14082444

>>14082425
And that it also possesses a degree of muscle wall manipulation.
Where do you think the whole thing about canine monstergirls "milking you" comes from?

>> No.14082450

>>14082320
>You feel wet, really wet
>It's not unpleasant, but it's enough to get you to wake up
>A flash of lightning reveals a figure looming down on you
>You react as any sleep addled soul would upon seen an unfamiliar figure, you scuttle the fuck out of bed and reach for the nearest object
>"Don't run Master, let Mika warm you up
>Who? And who's your master?
>You look for a candle to chase away the darkness
>You see the girl from before, kneeling, and staring intently at you
>She stretches her arms as if to receive you, "Come back to bed Master, you'll catch cold"
>Do you have any sense of awareness? You're the one who's naked right now
>You walk to your closet and fish out one of your pajamas, tossing it to her
>She looks down at it, then you, and smiles
>A genius this one, PUT. IT. ON.
>She does and you tell her to follow you to the kitchen for some food
>She tries to stand, but is too weak to
>Hopeless
>You carry her to the other room, luckily the soup is still warm, and place a big bowl of it in front of her
>You tell her not to be shy and eat
>She shoves a spoonful into her mouth and tears up
>You're no 5 star chef but you get by
>Still, no reason to kill the girl with your cooking if it's that bad
>You tell her you can get her something else and reach for the bowl but she stops you
>"It's the best thing I've ever had Master", she gleefully tears into her meal
>That made you just a little happy
>She asks for seconds, then thirds
>Girl can sure put it away, not that you blame her, poor thing is quite skinny, hard to accurately guess her age as she is
>When she's done, she sighs contentedly
>Glad you enjoyed yourself
>You say it's late, introductions can come in the morning, and she can sleep in the room you were in, you'll take the spare bedroom
>As you get up to leave, she grabs on to your sleeve
>"Don't leave me alone"
>Lady, I don't know you, it's late, and I just want to count weresheep without needing to keep an eye open-
>Now she's really tearing up

>> No.14082453

>>14082438
I still think about that thread every time I hear a pirate joke in real life.

>> No.14082458

>>14082450
What type of monstergirl is she?

>> No.14082459

>>14082440
Skinny people aren't made of paper, fatso.

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>> No.14082465

>>14082458
Neuronooganeaf whatever that Jap rain-slime was called.

>> No.14082467

>>14082458
I'm guessing nureonago

>> No.14082468

>>14082459
No, they are made of skellington. A typical monster girl riding the crotch of a weak human will cause the pelvis to shatter so restricted to just fellatio.

>> No.14082471

>>14082461
Why is Kagerou so sexy and cute?

>> No.14082472

>>14082468
Mamonomojo

>> No.14082473

>>14082440
>>14082468
>Implying a Monster Girl who catches some skinny human boy she thinks is cute is going to be rough
Please, the kind of girls that go for those wouldn't be the kind that'd go out of their way to break them. Why would you break something you own and love? Monster Girls have self control you know.

>> No.14082474

>>14082399
I hear that

>Have big ass yard
>Neighbors often drop their mares here cause why the fuck not, it helps keep the grass down
>Sometimes be approached by the mother and her foal
>She'll "nibble" on my arm when she wants me to pet her, or give her something of what I'm eating
>Can't help but imagine her as a centaur

Fucking Monster Girl Thread

>> No.14082478

>>14082473
Dangerous predatory supernatural creatures which sex and violence are intermingled.

>> No.14082479

>>14082399
>>14082474
>Loving lap cat who's a bit bitchy and old but still my sweet cat
>If Monster Girls were real she'd into a Cait Sith
>Conflicting feelings on this end result

Fucking Monster Girl Thread

>> No.14082481

>>14082471
She feels naked once she's been shaved.

>> No.14082484
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>>14082471
Because wolves are great
though collars are shit

>> No.14082485

>>14082479
There is a chance she could become a nekomata too.

>> No.14082487
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>>14082416
This. There's no denying that fat people have a different unhealthy mentality than /fit/ and skinny people, since the former ended up fattening themselves and doing nothing about it whereas the latter worked out and started diets to care for their image, even if there's no reason to do so. That mentality also influences confidence and charisma, which are emphasized by actual looks in an eternal feedback loop, so do the math.

GAS THE FATTIES
FIT WAR NOW

>> No.14082488

>>14082468
Nobody in their right mind would be a skellington, unless they're in a medical condition. They'd be in their ideal weigh and obviously healthier than a fat person.

>> No.14082490

>>14082484
>>>/u/

>> No.14082494

>>14082488
>Implying they are not a skinnyfat.

>> No.14082495

>>14082487
/fit/ pls
I have no reason to care about my appearance since even if I was thin, I'd still fail every other metric of masculine attractiveness.
I also have a heart defect which makes exercise even more agonizing than it already is and I can still somehow put on weight eating 1500 calories a day.

>> No.14082496

>>14082199
Thanks, Doc.

>> No.14082498
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Let's discuss something more wholesome. Like oppai lolis.

>> No.14082500

>>14082498
Absolutely heretical.

>> No.14082501

>>14082494
Having a layer of fat to transform into energy while not being a hamplanet. Already above fatties, all that's left is to lift.

>> No.14082502

>>14082498
Who cares anymore?

Monster girls are shit, let this thread die and don't make another one.

>> No.14082503

>>14082495
>I have no reason to care about my appearance since even if I was thin
>"whereas the latter worked out and started diets to care for their image, even if there's no reason to do so"
>"even if there's no reason to do so"

Did your eyebrows grow their own chins because you might have not seen that part

>> No.14082504

>>14082501
Nice cholesterol, faggot! Drinking you off would make me sick!

>> No.14082505
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>http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
Peny, if you're here. I'd like to let you know that I'm really digging this story right now, and the lactating Arachne motheru was the bees knees.
Is this your yandere story by chance? The "you have his eyes" line gave me that impression, although we don't know who exactly she's referring to yet.

>> No.14082506

>>14082442
Well, I have often thought about how nice it'd be...but I'm quite wary of performing such a task. Warier still of it growing back in...I'm not a fantastically habitual person.

>> No.14082508
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>>14082500
But even the Order has oppai lolis to guide and love their paladins.

>> No.14082509

>>14082504
Some kinds of cholesterol are beneficial to the body. Also, nice clogged arteries, fatsphere. What's the problem, fell off your Walmart Scooter?

>> No.14082511

How did this shitfest even start?

God I hate all of you, I wish all of you would be cursed to live the rest of your life as an Alp.

>> No.14082512
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>>14082508
I'll stick to petite and flat, thanks.

>> No.14082516

>>14082450
>Fuck you sideways, right?
>You tell her you're sure she's a nice girl, but you being strangers to each other and all...
>"But Master has already slept with me"
>WHOA, you may have slept on the same bed, hugging her, who was naked, but that don't mean jack, you were just trying to keep her from kicking the bucket
>Still, she has a point
>"Am I not good enough?" she looks positively crestfallen
>How did the guy housing some stray become the asshole?
>Those eyes are boring a hole into your soul though
>You cave, but tell her to stay on her side and no funny business
>She immediately perks up and runs to the bedroom
>When you come in she's already slipped under the covers, and pats the spot next to her
>You sigh, and make your way over, turning out the candle as you get into bed
>You feel her glomp you
>Thought you said no funny business
>"I'm just keeping you warm Master, like I said I would"
>She feels quite nice next to you honestly, but enough with the "Master" crap, it's Anon
>"Anon... ... Anon is my Master!"
>[Angry Human Noises]
>Fine, one day at a time
>She snuggles right next to you, her breath on your neck
>It tickles
>But you don't hate it

>> No.14082517

How important do they consider skin and hair quality to attractiveness of a potential mate?
Like I'm pretty thin except for really muscular legs from that I had to run constantly to and in school, but my skin is horrible with rough textures, psoriasis, ingrown hairs, and dandruff and hair that is really greasy and a matted mess.

>> No.14082519

>>14082508
It was a pretty shit scene. The one where they float you like a cross was better.

>> No.14082521

>>14082501
I thought skinnyfat were guys who look "Healthy", but are actually just as, if not more, out of shape than fatties. Marginally better than skellingtons.

>> No.14082523

>>14082511
You want an alp in your life don't you anon?
Smug Faceless Fucker.jpg

>> No.14082524

You people are the reason I drink.

>> No.14082525

>>14082422
>>14082487
I may be slim with a naturally athletic complexion and wide shoulders but even I tend to dream for MGs to be something more than normal looks-troubled 3Ds, even if it's seemingly nature-defying. I mean yeah, it won't affect you personally anyway, but why not have that feature too?

And no, I didn't really do anything to achieve it. I've been working out and had results before, but I'm a lazy bag now and had spent my life eating for 3 healthy people, including sweets. It's pure lottery sometimes that doesn't make you worth of admiration.

>> No.14082527

>>14082521
They are. Diabetics that are no muscle, some fat and sometimes have heart disease.

>> No.14082528

>>14082512
I forgot what cuties angels were. I want to get her to try dirtier positions and tell her that if god didn't want us doing it like that, he'd tell me so.

>> No.14082530

>>14082511
What shitfest?

Things seem fine to me.

>> No.14082531

>>14082523
Maybe, but only as a friend and to better understand the mind of a monster girl.

>> No.14082532

>>14082511
You mean I get to sit on cute sleeping girls until they become paralyzed and eat their dreams?
Sounds fun!

>> No.14082534

>>14082516
>runs to the bedroom
Well, she's definitely not a Nureonago then.

>> No.14082535

>>14082517
Regardless of how important "They" consider it, you should want to improve anyway.

Personally I definitely need to work out more, and I've also got horrid skin. Greasy as fuck and ingrown hairs from head to toe. Maybe it'd be improved if I were just healthier overall, or maybe I should see a dermatologist...

>> No.14082538

>>14082511
I'll be your Alp! I promise I'll be good and cuddle up against you and make you feel good every day! I only need to be powered by headpats and milk! I love you anon!

>> No.14082540
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>>14082528
She'll find a new god soon enough that'll stop telling her silly things anyway.

Still my favorite 2 designs in the MGE; even over mai waifu.

>> No.14082542

>>14082511
I want to suck on a monstergirl's nipples while they're sleeping until I draw blood!

>> No.14082543

>>14082538
You'll get juicy steaks and racks of ribs and like it!

>> No.14082545

>>14082505
Yeah, this is the yan one. Glad you enjoyed it.

>> No.14082546

>>14082538
God dammit anon, why must you make everything awkward.

>> No.14082549

>>14082538
Not him, but that is some of the cringiest shit I've seen in these threads.

>> No.14082550

>>14082524
I'm just a cross-board shitposter. So thanks.

>> No.14082553

>>14082540
I like the hair and body, but the butt wings are a deal breaker.

>> No.14082554

>>14082545
Niiice.

>> No.14082555

>>14082525
>but even I tend to dream for MGs to be something more than normal looks-troubled 3Ds

It's less that, and more applying the effort in bettering yourself for the MG too. A person likes an MG due to both personality and looks, so not returning the favor at least in the former would already be awfully selfish.

Also start getting fit. No, seriously, if what you say is true about eating a crapton yet remaining slim, then you're at a near perfect time to start getting fit. That metabolism will make it like ten times easier than normal just because of how much intake you can turn into muscle and cardio.

>> No.14082556

>>14082540
Perfect for wearing latex.

>> No.14082558

>>14082553
What, are you one of those >muh 4 limbs faggots about things that have wings and arms?

>> No.14082561

>>14082558
Huh?

I just think it looks silly that her wings are sprouting from her asscheeks.

>> No.14082563

>>14082558
Not him, but it just looks stupid on the ass. Shoulders would look better, even while railing her from behind.

>> No.14082565

>>14082538
Seek help.

>> No.14082567
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>"Anon! I need your stored 'Energon' to defeat the Decepticons!"

>> No.14082568

>>14082567
Yeah sure.

>> No.14082569

>>14082567
Robots are not monsters. They are our slaves.

>> No.14082571

>>14082567
Xeno get out.

>> No.14082572

>>14082567
GAS THE ROBOTS, LUDDITE WAR NOW

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>>14082558
>Trying to fly with wings on your ass
>What is center of gravity placement
>Not even a rigid body like one of those planes with the wings on the back

This is murder

>> No.14082575

>>14082572
>GAS THE ROBOTS
Robots don't need to breathe, Dumbcepticon.

>> No.14082577

>>14082571
>Not wanting Ayy Lmao girl that loves "examining" prostates, rides on a saucer like a skateboard, and uses a laser gun to defend her mate from other monsters.

>> No.14082584

>>14082575
>Implying the engines don't need air intake

>> No.14082588

Would you rather be lewd or cute with your waifu?
Both is not an option.

>> No.14082589

You will never work with a cyclops engineer to build a giant mech golem piloted by a hotblooded salamander to fight evil.

>> No.14082592

>>14082588
Cute.

>> No.14082593

>>14082575
Just like they don't have genders lmao

>> No.14082594

>>14082584
>Bigass space robots
>Using something as limited as oxygen as coolant

>> No.14082596
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Which MGs would you let into your wonderful sleeping bag for the night that you've been happily using for years?

Imagine you went hiking and made a mistake of settling near a horde of other campers, mainly MGs. Now nighttime's arriving and them being, well, monstergirls, they've somehow managed to torch all of their tents. They're all looking at you with those teary eyes in hopes you'd shelter them.

What species are lucky tonight and won't get molested by mosquito girls? Let's say all of them are present.

>> No.14082600

>>14082594
>Characters written by humans

>> No.14082603

>>14082588
That's a tough one.
I'm going to go with cute, but it's nearly impossible cute wouldn't develop to lewd.

>> No.14082604

>>14082596
None. thus all MGs are equal.

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>>14082574
I think the bigger deal is that a tremendous amount of strength is required to flap wings - the breast muscles are fucking enormous in birds. The structure of the wing also has to support their weight.

Then you have fuckers who give them these little tiny twigs with no real joint or muscle attachments, just wherever the fuck they feel like.

>> No.14082607

>>14082596
Mufuggin Werebats.

>> No.14082608

>>14082538

>tfw your friend will never alp for you and shower you in devotion and love

Huh, I guess I can see the appeal of this.

>> No.14082610

>>14082594
>oxygen as coolant
What?

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>>14082588
Probably cute. Much as I love me some paizuri, cuddles and headpats take priority.

>> No.14082612

>>14082588
Cute.

Lewd and lust is for prostitutes and the sheets.

>> No.14082614

>>14082596
The smallest ones, I could fit two in the bag with me. Maybe even three if we really got cramped.

>> No.14082615

>>14082606
It is an angel, it uses divine magic to fly. Wings are either cosmetic or just rudders.

>> No.14082617
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>>14082594
>Coolant

Why do you think piston aircraft engines become less efficient at higher altitudes to the point they need superchargers?

Actually, why do you think turbo and superchargers exist?

>>14082606
I was ignoring that on purpose simply because otherwise none of the winged MGs would be able to fly, save for fairies the size of a palm. Square cube law etc

>> No.14082618

>>14082596
Only the first lamia that comes by.

>> No.14082619

>>14082588
Cute.

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>>14082567
Bretty good.

http://exhentai.org/g/848128/af64765691/

>> No.14082624

>>14082617
Are anthropomorphic planes monsters?

>> No.14082625

>>14082596
Alps, Monoeyes, Cockatrices, and any others that would be too shy to make a move on me while we're all cramped up in that bag.

>> No.14082629

>>14082620
Aww shit, a translation?
Screw you nerds, I'm going to fap to clang clang.

>> No.14082631

>>14082624
There's already ship girls, planes probably aren't that farfetched.

>> No.14082632
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>>14082567
Eh, previous series was better.

>> No.14082633

>>14082620
>>14082567
>>>/m/
>>>/d/
>>>/whereveritisyougo/

>> No.14082634
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>>14082624
Yes

>> No.14082637
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>You find a box on your doorstep
>when you open it, you find this
What do you do?

>> No.14082638

>>14082633
>Not liking Autobutts.

>> No.14082640

>>14082631
But those are just humans wearing armor.

>> No.14082641

>>14082637
Panic thinking it's fire because of pisspoor eyesight

>> No.14082643

>>14082631
But boatsluts is just women wearing plastic.

>> No.14082645

>>14082637
I would take it inside and cuddle with it.

>> No.14082646

>>14082607
>Hugging a werebat who is hugging you
>Wrapped up in her wings
>Wrapped up in a sleeping bag
Holy shit anon. You trying to kill yourself with maximum oversnug, or something?

>> No.14082649

>>14082633
Feelio when Transformers General on /co/ is dead.
No more sexy robots.

>> No.14082650

>>14082637
Enjoy my new boxfox

http://i.imgur.com/OjYkxN7.jpg

>> No.14082651
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>>14082632
Arcee a cute.

>> No.14082655

>>14082637
Oh how nice, someone sent me a nice bunch of fluffy tails! These will make a great centerpiece on my kitchen table!

>> No.14082656

>>14082637
Close the lid and cut a hole in the side. Then stick my dick in that hole to see what happens.

>> No.14082660

>>14082656
You get bitten by pups.

>> No.14082661

>>14082637
Close it back up with tape and send it back. I never asked for this.

>> No.14082662

>>14082646
Maybe it's very cold?

>> No.14082664

>>14082660
Pups? That doesn't tell me a whole lot. What kind of pups?

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>>14082655
You're just gonna get hairs on your food like that.

>> No.14082666

>>14082637
Close it, tape it shut, close my door.

>> No.14082667
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>>14082643
Abyssals have the MGs.

>> No.14082669

>>14082667
They are also the cutest.

>> No.14082670

>>14082650
green_eggs_and_ham.txt

>> No.14082672

>>14082665
>Go to traditional zipangu food place
>Order their kitsune udon
>This comes
>She's tiny and smug
What do?

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>>14082620
>This is really good. Isn't that Arcee though? The only tagged character is Strongarm, and I think Strongarm is a male Autobot.


KEK

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>>14082665
Kitsune Udon makes me smile every time

>> No.14082675

>>14082650
FoxBox?
FOXBOX!

>> No.14082677

>>14082673
What the fuck man

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>>14082667
They are pretty great.

>> No.14082683

>>14082667
Which parts are organic and which are the machine?
Are the things like the external mouth part of the body or weapons?

>>14082677
It looks like paper cutouts of undead angels and demons

>> No.14082684

>>14082678
Harbour Princess a best.

>> No.14082685

Are we being fucking raided again?

>> No.14082686
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>>14082684
Anchorage is my favorite design-wise.

Shame there's not more art of her.

>> No.14082687

>>14082673
Playing with Fairies is pretty cute; in a sick, twisted sort of way.

>> No.14082689

>>14082672
Take her home and start looking into spells and potions to grow her to full size.
Though I wouldn't say no to a hugjob from her.

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>>14082683
Are they bioorganic? I don't know shit about Kancolle, but I like the abyssal designs. They're a damn sight better than 100% human female with some bits and bobs strapped on like clothing.

>> No.14082692

>twelve hundred words in six hours
A new record!

>> No.14082693

>>14082685
Why do you say that?

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>>14082685
It IS officially the weekend, so it isn't unlikely.

>> No.14082697

>>14082691
I think the story goes that they're ship-girls who were sunk, and then Eldritch Things happened.

>> No.14082698

>>14082691
Honestly I don't think anyone knows what the deal with the abyssals is.
And we'll never get an explanation because it's a mobile game and the anime was godawful revisionist history shit that couldn't decide on a fucking tone.

>> No.14082699

>>14082696
Oh, right you are.

>> No.14082700

>>14082685
Not intentionally, I have been wandering around /x/, /a/, /vg/, and /jp/ until I found a place that felt in line with my folklore kick recently. Not really here either though so I'll ditch in a few hours.

>> No.14082702

The only good boat slut is Tenryuu.

>> No.14082705

>>14082685
You can cuddle me anon, I'll hold you close to me and keep you safe until the raid ends!

>> No.14082706

>>14082698
>it's a mobile game
It's not a mobile game, the devs will ban you if they figure out you've been using mobile. It's a flash game that shouldn't be as fun as it is.

>the anime was godawful revisionist history shit that couldn't decide on a fucking tone
This is true.

>> No.14082707

>>14082698
How did the animu do anyways?

>> No.14082709
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>>14082702
Tenryuu is pretty great.

>>14082706
Why would they ban you for playing on a mobile device?

>> No.14082715

>>14082709
She's cute and pudgy.
I want to cuddle her.

>> No.14082717
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>>14082677
It's a series of pictures featuring paper cutouts of fairies and other little girls being tortured, made by a Chinese artist known as On.

Not for the weak of stomach.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/595761/615b600447/

>> No.14082720

>>14082706
Whoops. I fucked up and said Mobile when I meant Browser.

>> No.14082723

>>14082702
How to combine Abyssal design traits with Mermaids, Nereids, or Undines?
The idea seems cool, but I can't get a version that looks cool. Might be my feeling of making it really muscular so it can support the weight of parts of battleships attached to it losing elegance.

>> No.14082724

>>14082717
I wasn't asking what it was, I was asking WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THAT

>> No.14082728

>>14082724
Because it looks cool?

>> No.14082730

>>14082709
>Why would they ban you for playing on a mobile device?
I don't know man, the devs are fucking weird. Just recently we got an unreasonably hard event because too many people shit-talked a dev's boat waifu.

>> No.14082731

>>14082723
>Might be my feeling of making it really muscular so it can support the weight of parts of battleships attached to it losing elegance.

Make it a submarine or underwater ship. They'd need less strength that way.

>>14082730
Air Defense Hime?

>> No.14082732

>>14082707
From what I heard, not very well at all.
Inconsistent tone and the fact that it tried to pull a Madoka didn't sit well with others.
The fact that they did a little historical revisionism and had the IJN win the Battle of Midway and glossing over the horrible things Japan did after the battle of Wake Island didn't sit well with some people.
Personally, I just didn't think it was very good and dropped it.

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>>14082724
Oh. I wasn't the one who posted it first.
I'm just providing source.
Because Anon delivers.

>> No.14082738

>>14082731
Ahh. That makes sense and would give a stronger "from beneath the sea" feel. Thanks.

>> No.14082739

>>14082731
>implying she doesn't need strength to withstand crushing depths

>>14082732
It tried too hard to be 'cute boats doing cute things' and at the same time it desperately wanted to be something with substance.

>> No.14082740

>>14082732
>historical revisionism
Why do they love doing this so much.

>> No.14082742

>>14082731
>Air Defense Hime?
Cute when you're not trying to kill her. A stone cold bitch otherwise.

>> No.14082743

>>14082732
>The fact that they did a little historical revisionism and had the IJN win the Battle of Midway and glossing over the horrible things Japan did after the battle of Wake Island didn't sit well with some people.
Well shit, I guess I have no reason to watch it in that regard.

>> No.14082744

>>14082732
>Won Midway

I'm going to go have a stroke now.

In the meantime, have a good night and don't burn down the thread, although the Undine Jundior Fire Department is here to help out if you do.
1.5k done on restart.

>> No.14082749

>>14082740
Would you want an anime where your cute Imperialist girls lose at the end and become subjugated by foreigners?

>> No.14082753
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>>14082717
This is so fucked up and yet...so interesting how he cut out all of these shapes so perfectly.
Instead of saying, "Wow, this is fucked up," I'm thinking, "Wow, how does he draw all of this?"
It's like an art. A very, very disturbing work of art.

>> No.14082754

>>14082739
>Crushing depths
>depths

You need less muscle to hold machinery in water than on surface. I didn't mean anything relating to how deep it'd be.

>>14082742
K̶̰̭̯I̪̋͝TA̫̟N̫̣͟҉͉D̀A̸̼~

>> No.14082755

>>14082749
What if they were cute thugdere foreigners?

>> No.14082757

>>14082709
I've got this one Tenryuu doujin. It's pretty great.

>> No.14082761

>>14082757
Is it from the same artist who did that really lewd ghost?

>> No.14082762

>>14082755
Then it wouldn't be accurate to the source material. The Kanmasu fight Abyssal, not cute American girls.

>> No.14082764

>>14082761
That's the one.

>> No.14082767

>>14082744
It's worse than just them winning the Midway. They were about to lose but then they all got saved by a Deus Ex Machina.

>> No.14082770

>>14082535
Just got back but you should definitely see a dermatologist. Ingrown hairs are uncomfortable as hell and you shouldn't have to go with them over your entire body. Go see the doc.

>> No.14082771

>>14082767
Yep.
Here comes the stroke.

Does the original game do this?

>> No.14082773

>>14082761
>>14082757
Which doujin is this?

>> No.14082774

>>14082767
Isn't that how Japan has won wars on the sea in the past?
They are going to lose, but Susoono sends divine winds that cut the enemy fleet to pieces?

>> No.14082777

>>14082516
>You wake up
>Alone
>Is it bad to hope you no longer have a houseguest with baggage you want to know nothing about?
>A crash comes from the kitchen
>Guess so you softhearted fucker
>You stretch and go see what the source of the noise was
>You see the girl picking up the bowl form last night, once she sees you, her eyes go wide, and she begins to frantically pick up the pieces
>"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Pleasedon'tthrowmeoutI'lldobetter-
>!!!
>She stops babbling when she feels the porcelain cut into her fingers
>She looks up at you as you disappear into the bedroom, when you return, she's crying
>Again
>You carry her to the living room, don't need her cutting her feet as well
>"I'm sorry I'm so useless Mas-" you shush her
>You explain you helped her cause you wanted to, and you understand her wanting to repay a favor, but she's in no condition to, and you don't need her-
>"PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT!" she jumps on you, desperately clinging on
>Get a grip girl! You're just saying she needs to focus on herself right now
>"But I'm supposed to take care of-"
>ENOUGH, she shrinks
>You tell her to show you her hands, and begin picking out the bits of porcelain embedded there, in the meantime, you ask her to tell you about herself
>"What would Master like to know?" a hint of happiness in her voice
>You ask if she has any family, or friends who'd look for her
>No such people in her life, she says she bounced around from owner to owner until she came to be
>Came to be?
>You ask what she means and end up even more confused
>Whatever, maybe a runaway slave? Not uncommon these days
You finish with her hands
>As you move to go clean up the kitchen, she opens her pajamas
>"Master, could you do these too
>Those are some perky looking-FOCUS!
>Bruises, cuts, scars, all over
>Just who did this to her?
>"Am I unsightly?"
>You tell her not to be ashamed, it's not her fault

>> No.14082780

>>14082771
Not really, but their maps and events are based on actual WW2 battles.

>> No.14082781

>>14082771
The original game doesn't really have a story since it's a browser game.
Oh yeah, and even though they pretty much confirm the Abyssals are intelligent, they never speak a word and are little more than the weekly monster to fight.

>> No.14082787

>>14082781
>There is an Abyssal fleet admiral RIGHT NOW that is married to Midway Princess and trying to learn how you are able to defeat his fleet in every encounter.

>> No.14082789

>>14082780
I knew that much and that's fine. It's just revisionist history that gets to me.

>>14082781
Yeah, that sucks.
I want to pat Wo-chan's helmet

>> No.14082791

>>14082781
>they never speak a word

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/f/fd/Harbour_Hime_Intro.ogg
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/a/a5/Harbour_Hime_Attack.ogg

>> No.14082793

>>14082773
http://exhentai.org/g/776516/fb0cb78f09/

>> No.14082795

>>14082773
This lewdness.

http://exhentai.org/g/776516/fb0cb78f09/

>> No.14082796

>>14082774
I don't think they won by having two damaged ships show up because pretty much "We got better!"
I doubt they won because a new ship appeared out of fucking nowhere.
And I doubt they won because their never seen, never heard admiral who had been missing for a while just showed up again without any explanation.
Fuck the Kancolle anime.

>> No.14082798

>>14082777
I'm stopping here tonight, will pastebin since I don't know think I'll be able to get back to it this thread, maybe. Good Night guys.

>> No.14082801

>>14082702
Tenryuu is my favourite but don't pretend Yuudachi isn't adorable

>> No.14082802

>>14082791
I meant in the anime anon.
The Abyssals were fucking wasted potential in the anime.

>> No.14082808

>>14082798
Good stuff so far. Good night, and I look forward to the rest of the story.

>> No.14082810

>>14082801
Yeah she's alright.

>> No.14082812

>>14082796
There was also how the animation quality tanked spectacularly in the last few episodes.

>> No.14082813

>>14082793
>>14082795
Thanks anons.
But I have to say, I don't like this one bit. I'm so tired of the 'hur dur slave to cock' bullshit. I really am.

>> No.14082816

>>14082793
>>14082795
>vomit
Eh.

>> No.14082817

I want to fill my waifus belly with so much semen when I pull out people come to get their pictures taken by the overflow like its Niagra Falls.

>> No.14082824
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>>14082789
I want to pat wo-chan's everything

>> No.14082827

>>14082798
Pastebin link?

>> No.14082830

>>14082824
Yep, adorable.
All the abbysals are.

>> No.14082833

>>14082827
I'll post it once it's done.

>> No.14082834

>>14082813
>'hur dur slave to cock'

I saw nothing like that, I saw lustful fucking. But if you're going to act like a bitch then fine.

>> No.14082835

>>14082816
It's more that she spat instead of swallowing

>> No.14082839

>>14082813
Huh? I don't really get that from this one...

>>14082816
Eh, it's not too bad. Nothin' compared to a recent Meme50 doujin with Tenryuu...

>> No.14082846
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14082846

>>14082813

>> No.14082850
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>>14082813
As opposed to being a slave to the V that's so popular here? Hue.

>> No.14082854

>>14082839
It's there, but it's so fucking common you don't even realize it. And jesus fuck, nothing is a bigger turn off then 'I feel it in my womb!' repeated fifty times a page.

>> No.14082856

>>14082850
No, it is just physical rape or consensual sex. No mindbreak.

>> No.14082857

>>14082846
I'm so fucking proud of having a cock.

THROUGH DICK UNITY

>> No.14082862

>>14082854
Fair enough, I guess.

But compared to say, that one with the mother-daughter wrestlers, this is just so over-the-top and silly, it doesn't bother me. The fact that the beginning and ending are quite comical as well helps.

>> No.14082870

>>14082812
As badly as in the original eva series?

>> No.14082872

>>14082870
I never watched that.

>> No.14082888

>>14082872
Fair enough. The last two episodes were almost entirely unmoving shots and had no plot, they pretty much threw whatever they could together and tack on some character psychoanalysis shit just to make it seem deep.

>> No.14082893

>>14082888
Yeah, that seems pretty similar.

>> No.14082894

There's actually another thread here on /jp/ where they talked a bit about 'why not let the American's play as the Abyssals and the nips can play as the regular boatsluts and have them fight.'

>> No.14082895

>>14082856
>no mindbreak
>having your values rewritten so you love monsters among other things, and can't ever go back to human pussy because monsters are just that good

Damn he got me.jpg

>> No.14082899

>>14082894
Because the Americans would get the better girls.

Which I wholeheartedly approve of.

>> No.14082900

>>14082895
That is because the human world is less interesting. Like how people that went to the fairyworld and back are noted for being disinterested in human society and loving humans.

>> No.14082903

I want to harass Harpy girls everywhere by sneaking up to them and then singing as loud as I can into their ears THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM YOU'VE REALLY MADE THE GRADE AND THE PAPERS WANT TO KNOW WHOS SHIRT YOU WEAR NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE CAPSULE IF YOU DAAAAARE

>> No.14082908

>>14082903
You know, I can't hear that song without thinking of the venture brothers anymore.

>> No.14082916
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I'm just going to leave this here
http://exhentai.org/g/846704/301464b720/

>> No.14082919
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14082919

If a yeti jumps into a pool, does it become a hot tub?

>> No.14082924

>>14082916
>Doumou
Expect NTR in the sequel

>> No.14082927

>>14082919

If it's a big one then probably not.

A lone yeti could probably do that with a normal bath tub or something I imagine.

>> No.14082928

I want to go to a monstergirl convention, get on stage, and scream ALL MAMONO ARE FAAAAAAAAAAGS!!!

>> No.14082932
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>>14082916
>tfw no busty shorthaired Jiang-shi to perform clothed underboob paizuri with

>> No.14082933

>>14082928
>Alp yells "Hey, I resemble that remark!"

>> No.14082936

>>14082924
Uh, I think you might have the wrong artist? Doumou's never really done any NTR. Except that one really twisted baseball story.

>> No.14082940

>>14082928
You're supposed to scream "All mamono are olev!"

>> No.14082944
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14082944

Armpit jobs

>> No.14082946

>>14082936
You clearly haven't read more than one of Doumo's series.

>> No.14082950

>>14082944
are better when shaved.

>> No.14082954
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14082954

I've been busy drawing unrelated stuff instead of finishing the Lich, but I'll try to finish it tomorrow. Have a slime in the meantime

>> No.14082956

>>14082954
Slimehound?

>> No.14082961

>>14082946
No I've read pretty much all of them, and the only one with even a hinting of NTR is the baseball one. Also that one succubus story had a brief inkling of it...or was that only in the anime? I can never remember.

>> No.14082963
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14082963

This surprisingly took longer than I expected
I mean, it's so short and yet so long of time taken to type. I even biffed the ending

But that's irrelevant. Straddles and Saddles
http://pastebin.com/FPgLCbeH

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>>14082956
Actually the idea came from image related

>> No.14082966

>>14082965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k

>> No.14082967

>>14082787
>married to Midway Princess
Sounds like he already won.

>> No.14082969

>>14082961
The succubus one had her getting DPed in front of her boyfriend and enjoying it.

>> No.14082974
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14082974

ADVENTURE!

>> No.14082975

>>14082974
With jolly cooperation?

>> No.14082978

>>14082975

Yes!

>> No.14082981

>>14082969
Actually she doesn't enjoy the two guys raping her in front of her BF, and only started getting "Into it" when the guy wished that she'd turn on her Succubi-instincts, just so their attempts at raping her would stop hurting her.

Then she shrugged them off and went to riding her BF...then invited the other two to DP her ass while she did so.

>> No.14082990

>>14082981
>nto it" when the guy wished that she'd turn on her Succubi-instincts, just so their attempts at raping her would stop hurting her.
Where does it say that?
Still NTR, by the way.

>> No.14083004

>>14082990
>Still NTR, by the way
Eh. Maybe so, but I tend not to count anything that, by the end, has done away with it.
http://exhentai.org/s/84f38998c6/593593-53

>Where does it say that?
About 3 pages here
http://exhentai.org/s/9321d24285/593593-39
And then at the bottom here
http://exhentai.org/s/c50d1b914d/593593-50
She responds to his thoughts wanting her Succubi-Powers to kick in so that the rape stops hurting her.

>> No.14083015

>>14082981
There's a reason I'll never consider Japan to have good taste, and that's part of it.

>> No.14083016

>>14082978
Then tally-ho! To the land of adventure! Countries of great beauty stretch vastly out before us, enough to last a lifetime! Countless friends to meet, and nefarious people to educate with a tender punch to the face! Let us make LEGENDS!

>> No.14083017

>>14083015
Eh, Succubi a shit. Even their attempts at fidelity result in stuff like that. Best to avoid 'em altogether.

>> No.14083023
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>>14083017
Except MGE Succubi, and Succubi from other hmangas.

>> No.14083025

>>14083023
>Except MGE
True.

>Other hmangas
Are even worse.

>> No.14083028

>>14082787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuOnQpyP1nc

We send them over the waves, our sentinels.

They report in the news, position of our foes.

>> No.14083031

>>14083004
He didn't say anything of the sort when she started enjoying it during the facefucking
>I tend not to count anything that, by the end, has done away with it.
Then battery doesn't count either. Doesn't change the fact the NTR happened.
At least it's not Midori no Ruppe.

>> No.14083058 [SPOILER] 
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14083058

Dead thread, fortunately I love dead things

>> No.14083066
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>>14083058
Undead girls a best.

>> No.14083077

>>14083031
>Midori no Ruppe
Ah Imako System...glorious artwork, lewd as fuck, total and utter mindfuckery.
>"It's not NTR cause everything was all a paranoid drug-trip".
All the twisted lewds of NTR, none of the guilt.

Still better than his more recent Alien Fly story...

>> No.14083085

>>14080900
That sounds horible.

>>14080945
hnnngg

>>14081125
>>14081133
"Female protagonis h-games" tell me more anon.

>> No.14083095

Smut from alp POV
y/n?

>> No.14083097

>>14083085
There's so many games involving playing as a female and getting raped/slutting it up that it's practically a genre. Hongfire has multiple threads titled "Game over rape" about the subject and ULMF doesn't even keep them contained in a single thread.

>> No.14083099

>>14083095
I'm okay with it cos that's my fetish, the rest of the thread isn't going to like you though.

>> No.14083107

>>14083095
Ew. That's like 93.7% gay
n

>> No.14083111

Guys I think it's happened again, there is an Alp in our midst.

>> No.14083114

>>14083111
Christ, it's spreading like herpes at band camp
Should we bring in some Ushis to scare them off?

>> No.14083116

>>14083111
I'll start sucking dicks, we'll find this alp in no time, don't worry.

>> No.14083117

>>14083114
Don't do that, the Ushis are just going to rape us AND the alps!

>> No.14083120

>>14083114
>>14083117
>>14083116
I have an idea guys.

Who wants to hold my hand?

>> No.14083123

>>14083111
Naturally, alps come out at night when their victims are sleeping.

>> No.14083124

>>14083120
I'll hold you hand, sure! Who wants to hold my hand? We can make one big hand holding chain to ward the alp away! Oh, can we can make a camp fire in the middle of our circle and sing songs and make marsh mellows and sleep together in tents and sleeping bags!

>> No.14083133

>>14083124
I don't know anon, that sounds a bit, what's the word?
I think there's other ways

>> No.14083138

>>14083124
Gentlemen, BEHOLD, MY PLAN HAS WORKED!

>> No.14083139

>>14083124
Don't fucking touch me.

>> No.14083144

>>14083124
Spotted

>>14083133
>>14083138
>>14083139
I'll get the rope

>> No.14083147

>>14083133
Come on, it'll be fun! I'll even embroider our names on the sleeping bags so we can always remember this night of fun and happiness!

>>14083138
Yeah, great idea! This is going to be a fun night, just us, the fire, and all the hot dogs we can stuff into our mouths. Oh, and scary stories! Really scary ones that make us cling to each other in our sleeping bags because they're so scary!

>>14083139
But my hands are clean, but if you want to be on the other side of our circle then OK. But it hurts my feelings.

>> No.14083148

>>14083147
I don't want to be in the circle at all.

>> No.14083149

>>14083144
What are we doing with this one, Matango pit?

>> No.14083153

>>14083147
I don't know Anon. I mean, embroidering names on out sleeping bags? I'd say my permanent marker hand writing is very good thank you very much
But that's besides the point. Point is, I don't think this plan is great. And I don't do camps

>> No.14083159

>>14083149
No, lets gag this one and subject her to tickle torture!

>> No.14083163

>>14083077
>All the twisted lewds of NTR
>Enjoying NTR in any aspect, as either the NTRer or the one NTR'd

>> No.14083164

>>14083148
Well you're just a sore sport. If you'd like though, I can make you some smores for you, I mean I don't want you to go hungry. You should eat and have fun Anon, the circle is fun!

>>14083153
But embroidering will look much nicer and fancier! And why not? It'll be fun, where's your camping spirit? Sitting around, eating hot dogs and marshmellows with your fellow bros, holding hands and singing songs to show your camping spirit, what could be more enjoyable?

>> No.14083165

>>14083147
Wait, what if this is just a really naive anon, oh god how do we know?

>> No.14083166

>>14083164
Don't go near me and don't talk to me.

>> No.14083168

>>14083165
If this is just a really naive anon he's bound to Alp anyway.

>> No.14083172

>>14083168
So, we're doing the world a favour then is what you're saying?

>> No.14083173

>>14083149
Matangos don't work on alps! If there are mushroom men in there however...

>> No.14083174

>>14083165
I'm not naive, I'm very smart thank you very much. I once made an A+ and my mom hung it up on the refrigerator.

>>14083166
Oh, don't be a Squidward. What if I made you sweet tea with your smore, would you smile and join the circle then?

>> No.14083175

>>14083164
I just don't do camps. If I want to be near a fire I want to be cosy. You know, sitting on a couch with a cup of hot cocoa and a blanket. Not in some forest with some strangers
And I'd say by handwriting is pretty fancy, thank you.

>> No.14083177

>>14083174
Anon, I...

I'm so sorry.

>> No.14083178

>>14083174
I god damn hate tea, I don't even know why.

>> No.14083183

>>14083178
Depends on what tea you have man, Black tea is amazing with milk and honey.

>> No.14083184

>>14083174
I want to get off Big Gay Alp's wild ride

>> No.14083188

>>14083183
I have tried so many types of tea and I've never liked a single one except for green tea, and even then does green tea even count as actual tea?

>> No.14083191

>>14083175
But sitting on logs cuddled next to all your friends eating sweets by the fire and later sleeping together safely in a tent is heavenly! The ultimate comfy! Trust me, it'd be totally cozy! Just try it!

>>14083177
Why, isn't an A+ the best you can do? They don't make grades higher than an A+ do they?

>>14083178
Oh, well how about Pepsi? Or Cream Soda? Whatever will make you less pouty, camp circles aren't as fun if everyone isn't smiling you know!

>>14083184
There's nothing alpy about getting good grades or trying to make people happy. What are you, one of those bullies trying to peer pressure everyone to be mean?

>> No.14083193

>>14083163
Oh, don't misunderstand me, I loath NTR entirely.

What I meant by the "Twisted Lewds" is the propensity of NTR works to contain both quality artwork and extreme lewdness that unfortunately outstrips most other content. The NTR itself might be awful through-and-through, but the things done for the sake of that NTR? Lewd as fuck.

Now if only artists with less of a propensity for idiotic "lol NTR" plots drew such things.

>> No.14083200

>>14083191
>Just try it!
Pass. I'm sticking to my cosy couch thanks.
But if it makes you feel any better I'll listen to the adventures you and your band of cronies had

>> No.14083204

>>14083191
I'm going to strangle you I swear..

>> No.14083205

>>14083191
ffs I'll just get my buddies together and orchestrate a gangbang on this cheeky Alp

>> No.14083207

>>14083193
I kind of get what you're saying, but NTR is such a negative value, regardless of the quality of art it'll never not be absolute shit. There speaks a legend of only one NTR story which redeems itself by the end fully, but at the end of the day it was still shit because NTR.

>> No.14083215
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14083215

So is anyone excited that Plague of Shadows comes out next week?
Or is that just me?

>> No.14083216

If you suspect someone of being an alp, why not just take a risk and pull down their pants?

>> No.14083217

>>14083207
>There speaks a legend of only one NTR story which redeems itself by the end fully, but at the end of the day it was still shit because NTR.
Well I can think of one that is absolutely perfect
http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/

>> No.14083218

>>14083216
How would you feel if someone pulled down your pants?

>> No.14083220

>>14083218
I wouldn't know because I'm not a filthy alp.

>> No.14083222

>>14083217
This is the one legends speak of. Still, shit. Wife is a cheating whore who only stays with her husband because her master is her husband's fucboi.

>> No.14083227

>>14081825
Now I'm interested. this is something I want to see
throw in some decent fights and we have ourselves a story

>> No.14083229

>>14083220
But what if you were suspected to being an Alp? This is your plan, Anon. This is what you suggested

>> No.14083231

>>14083200
Well OK, but if you get jealous at all the fun we have at the campfire circle, then don't worry because we can personally go on a duo camping trip together, just you me and the wilderness! Don't worry, I insist!

>>14083204
You're really hostile, do you need a hug? I can give you a hug if you'd like, hugs make everyone better. We can even make it a group hug.

>>14083205
I don't even know what cheeky means but all this alp accusations seems rude. Monster Girls bully human boys, I just want to take everyone on a camping trip and make them all feel good, that's the opposite of bully!

>> No.14083232

>>14083222
So? Everyone got what they wanted. Wife and trap both get to fuck like rabbits and the husband acquired sweet sweet boipussi.

>> No.14083233

I want to force a bunch of human girls to play Russian roulette with vials of ushi oni blood.

>> No.14083236

>>14083207
Oh I know that very well. NTR is well and truly shit that ruins all that it touches. Midori no Ruppe and Xration are probably the best two examples in my opinion.

>There speaks a legend of only one NTR story which redeems itself by the end fully
I doubt that such a thing exists. By simple virtue of being NTR, it cannot redeem itself fully. Z-Ton's Bat Kunoichi 2 ended on a positive note, but that doesn't erase the existence of the giant ugly fat man NTR, to give a recent example. Imako System at least had the good graces to not have its imaginary NTR-ers be ugly as fuck...

I'd say probably the worst NTR story ever that attempts "Redemption" at the end is this one where the girl is so dumb, that she listens to whatever anyone tells her, particularly her childhood friend. When a guy asks her out though, and he starts acting ambivalent to her, her "Boyfriend" very easily turns her into a cumdump, purely because her childhood friend never told her "Don't". And in the end both the idiots get their "Happy Ending" because fucking Japan. Upside, it did have one of the best Bro characters ever conceived.

>>14083217
>http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/
Oooooh, that one. Yes, that is perfection. Truly.

>>14083222
Honestly I think by the end the wife doesn't even give a fuck. Look at her face when her husband gives his reaction to her infidelity.

>> No.14083238

>>14083231
Don't touch me you god damn alp.

I'm going to bed.

>> No.14083239

>>14083231
A duo camping trip? I don't know.

>> No.14083244

>>14083239
It'll be fun! Just the two of us in the wilderness, learning about Mother Earth and living off of the land! Fun and relaxation plus isolation in the middle of the woods with only the person you trust by your side, what could be funner?

>>14083238
I'm tired too, let's go to bed together, that might help you feel better. There was a study I read that people who sleep with other people next to them are healthier.

>“Sharing a bed may also reduce cytokines, involved in inflammation, and boost oxytocin, the so-called love hormone that is known to ease anxiety and is produced in the same part of the brain responsible for the sleep-wake cycle,” suggests the WSJ.

I don't know what those are but hopefully it'll make you happier. Sweet dreams Anon!

>> No.14083245

>>14083216
>anon pulls down the other "guy's" pants
>sees some frilly black panties and no penis
>smells arousal and... strawberries and citrus for some reason
>feels his pants tighten as a lust aura hits him in the face
>"Mm~, Anon, you always sound like you don't like alps, I never knew you felt this way toward me!"
>Oh fuck it's a stage 3
>and then anon was raped, the end

That's a horrible idea.

>> No.14083246

>>14083244
I'm sleeping alone.

>> No.14083249

>>14083244
Well, I mean, not to be mean but I don't exactly trust you
It's not your fault I just have trust issues t'is all.

>> No.14083252

>>14083245
Anon I don't think it'd be hard to notice a stage 3.

I'm talking about a stage 2.

>> No.14083253

>>14083244
Fuck you Alp imma tweak yer nips

>> No.14083262

>>14083233
i im sure where to put that on the evil scale

>> No.14083264

>>14083249
You can trust me Anon, what could I possibly do, I'm not strong or anything. I'm the most trustworthy person around I think, presuming everyone around is on the average US trustworthy levels of course. I'm not too much above the higher end of trustworthy, but my trustworthiness is still pretty high. Plus it's for fun, think of the hot dogs and marshmellows!

>>14083253
Now that's just an invasion of personal space, not to mention rude bullying and accusationing. Please refrain.

>>14083246
Don't worry, it's for your health, I won't take no for an answer. Now you just go to sleep, I'll stay right by your side raising your oxytocin levels. Good night Anon.

>> No.14083265

>>14083233
And then you dick the lucky winner?

>> No.14083270

>>14083265
Damn right

>> No.14083272

>>14083264
You're never going to rest until you convince me, huh?
Fine, if you insist I'll go on your duo quest in the woods

>> No.14083271

>>14083264
You're cruising for a bruising.

>> No.14083273

>>14083264
Bad alps like you deserve a spanking. It's not nice to lie to a nigga.

>> No.14083277

>>14083262
its not evil enough

all the vials have to be fill with the blood so it turns all of the girls, and as you prepare to get dogpiled by ushi oni, reveal your plan to the last one as she's changing.
it would be delicious evil.

>> No.14083286

>>14083264
Not refusing you're an Alp anymore, eh?

>> No.14083293

Good going guys, I think we scared her away again.

>> No.14083295

>>14083293
All in a day's work.

>> No.14083302

>>14083277
somebody needs to make a story about this

>> No.14083306

>>14080793
God fucking damn it anon, now I like Jerry Seinfeld vore. I didn't want this.

>> No.14083334

living in britain means I get to enjoy the dead hours of this thread.

jesus im lonley

>> No.14083347
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A man's constant attempts to dodge and refuse his Bicorn wife's persistent attempts to get him into bed with other monsters for dat cocktail mamono juice.

y/n?

>> No.14083352

>>14083232
The dude never wanted his slut whore of a wife to fall for another mans cock simply because it was bigger. Because they made the best of a bad situation doesn't make it not a bad situation, cuckenabler.

>> No.14083354

>>14083347
Yes. This has potential.

>> No.14083358

>>14083347

Writefags get on this plz

>> No.14083361

>>14083347
Only if it ends with him legitimately falling for one of the girls his own wife tries to force on him, and elopes with her into a stable relationship, leaving the bicorn.

>> No.14083363

>>14083347
>He finally fucks another girl
>Waifucorn all excited that it's a harem now
>"No. I left you for her you dumb bitch."

>> No.14083365

>>14083361
>>14083363

Plz no bully

>> No.14083366

>>14083347
Just don't ruin it with something like this >>14083361>>14083363

>> No.14083368

>>14083366
You can't ruin trash, anon. It's already garbage.

>> No.14083370

>>14083366

Just fyi for anyone here, I'm not a writefag, just throwing the idea out there for anyone who wants it. I'd write it myself but I'm kind of dealing with central nervous system damage so ya

>> No.14083373

>>14083366
>ruin
>Treating a cuckqueen realistically is ruining things now
Look have your hugbox where people don't react like people in your own headcanon, fine, just don't ask other people to write your bullshit. Do it yerself, goober

>> No.14083379

>>14083277
can we make this any more evil

>> No.14083380
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>your kobold wife will never giver birth to your daughters in the middle of winter

>> No.14083384

>>14083380
Good, I hate kids.

>> No.14083385

>>14083380
If there is anything more pure and full of joy than a puppy, they have not found it yet.

>> No.14083387

>>14083373
>realistically
>somehow the two being together doesn't imply he might be having feelings for her
>somehow he'd leave for another girl when bicorn's point is exactly to take her in and live together
Sure it's realistic mate. Not a lame obvious trope coming from this thread's average dense anon unable to sympathize with strange values and self-insert in complex situations at all.

>> No.14083390

>>14083379
Well yeah. You could make it competent for one. Nobody would keep playing Russian Roulette without checking the gun after the first casualty. They would also check the cylinder before every spin. So the whole thing falls apart.

If you wanted a successful plan, you'd just walk in there with a cup of Ushi blood and chuck it on the lot of them, cackling madly. Use a towel soaked in the stuff and pop them locker room style if you're feeling extra wizard.

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>>14083384

>> No.14083399

>>14083387
You ever hear the phrase "deal breaker"? It refers to doing something in a relationship that causes it to be completely and irrevocably destroyed. Foisting other woman on a husband who doesn't want it meets that criteria for most people.

>> No.14083401

>>14083396
>wanting a bunch of freeloading leeches.

>> No.14083406

>>14083384
But you hate everything, so it's to be expected.

>> No.14083411

>>14083390
just splashing them is too simple, and the original idea is a little stupid.
what we need is middle ground, a plan that's interesting and capable of being pulled off.

>> No.14083420

>>14083411
True evil? Make it a component of a new cosmetic like a lipstick or nail polish. Wizard mind control up some investors. Get a huge marketing push behind it. Make sure the early batches are ushi-free.

Once it's widely adopted, introduce the blood into the stock.

Bonus
Have a few ushi hired at the factory to pin the blame on then play the "I was only trying to give these poor disadvantaged monsters jobs" card

>> No.14083421

>>14083347
>NTRposting
How about this?
>Cute happily married office lady with glasses and dirty blonde hair in a dress shirt and pencil skirt is stumbling home drunk as a skunk
>Some cool guys pull her into an alley and start molesting her
>When she sees their big,juicy cocks come out her heart skips a beat
>She mentally apologizes to her husband as her slender fingers slowly reach to and wrap around a fat dick
>She can barely focus on the double vision dicks swimming in her eyes, but slowly both her hands find the shaft
>Suddenly the cool guy screams in pain and terror as her beautiful fingers bend his dick into a U
>She gets on her knees and pushes his twitching, screaming form against the wall with her head and horns
>The little office lady gasps lewdly as she takes his twitching balls into her hands
>Slowly she begins to squeeze, harder and harder, until his tunica albuginea ruptures
>His body stiffens for a moment and falls slack, unconscious
>The woman's back arches as she moans with drunken orgasm
>She falls onto her back onto the dirty flagstones, panting as she looks around
>All the other cool guys are long gone
>What a shame, she thinks, as she struggles to her feet and starts stumbling her way home

>> No.14083424

>>14083420
Joker did it.

>> No.14083431

>>14083424
Well, there's only so many ways to do something like that. Gas, water supply, cosmetics, soaps, food, that sort of thing.

Then the obvious blood bank route, but that would get snuffed out quick since it's very carefully monitored because of HIV and those sort of things.

>> No.14083434

blood banks gave me the idea of hobo vampires raiding them to get a fix

>> No.14083437

>>14083434
STRIGOI!

>> No.14083438

>>14083420
man if I was not working on a story right now i would so use that

>> No.14083439

>>14083387
>>somehow the two being together doesn't imply he might be having feelings for her
Sure it does. Even if I had my perfect waifu, the instant she tells me she wants to try bringing another man into the relationship, I'm fucking gone like the wind. I would expect the same of her if I ever got the dumbass idea to bring another woman in. Original scenario implies the man was resistant to the idea of an open relationship. Any self respecting man is already gone.
>somehow he'd leave for another girl when bicorn's point is exactly to take her in and live together
Yeah, duh. You go for the nice girl who isn't eager for an open relationship, but wants you so bad she'd suffer through it for you in the first place, and fuck off with her, leaving the bicorn behind. One is trying to force an open relationship, the other isn't.

>> No.14083440

>>14083434
>hobo vampires
I want to let a cute vampire hobo suck on my neck in exchange for seated hugfucks.

>> No.14083441

>>14083421
>Drunken, Violent Waifus
Well...it's good to know that they can defend themselves.

>> No.14083442

>>14083434
Hobo vampires? Instead of begging for change, they just want a nibble? They're skinny, weakened by constant sunlight, and so vulnerable sitting in whatever shade they don't get chased out of. They wouldn't be able to afford more than rags either, the holes letting more accursed sunlight hit their skin. In their hunger and desperation their strong egos get eroded, and they become docile, begging men they like to take them in.

>> No.14083460
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>>14083442
I want to see my former classmate and bully of a chubby haughty high-class vampire reduced to a starving hobo that profusely apologizes to me and begs me to let her suck on my finger!

>> No.14083466

>>14083460
Would you rescue a down-on-her-luck former bully; showing her kindness and compassion that she doesn't truly deserve, thus impressing upon her humility?

>> No.14083473

>>14083466
I'd help her and if she's turned into a good girl I'd maybe even marry her. I'd finally enter her lovingly instead of the haterape I always fantasized about when she bullied me.

>> No.14083475

>>14083442
>Walking home from work late in the afternoon, the sun already low the shadows long
>Feel a vibration in your pants, stop in your tracks to pull it out and check the notice, multitasking always having been a weak point to you
>Unbeknownst to you, a hand stretches out of the shadows, weak and frail, the timid curling of fingers around your ankle the first thing to alert oy uto some one's presence
>Jump a little, and whip your head down to see one of the prettiest girls you'd ever seen, long, stringy, greasy, wavy black hair
>Her blood-red eyes meet yours for only a beautiful instant, the evening shadow making her face look much gaunter than it actually is
>The instant passes, and she looks down any away, flinching even, anticipating a strike.
>Her fingers tighten in desperation, "P-please kind sir, c-could you spare just a drop of blood?"
>Her back muscles tighten, drawing her head further into her body to protect herself
>That's right, you'd heard about the truly forsaken, forced into homelessness by fate and hunger. You remember reading an article about increasing rates of homelessness and starvation of the vampire population, and to a lesser extent, those that thrive purely off energy, like lesser demons.
>You frown as you observe her, half in pity, half in consideration
>Her fingers loosen, a quiet voice sounding, hidden in her filthy hair, "N-nevermind, sir. Sorry to trouble you."
>She goes to slink back into the shadows, and you sigh.
>You have time. Why not. "A drop?"
>She freezes, turning to you slowly, fathomless hunger, and loneliness in her expression, "R-really, generous, one? You mean it?"
>You undo your top button baring your neck, and step into the darkness with her, despite her slinking further back into it. "How would you like to do this?"

>> No.14083484

>>14083473
Good man. Very good indeed.

>> No.14083491

>>14083475
Urge to heal rising...

>> No.14083501

>>14083475
>Something deep and ancient stirs within her, and she gasps, looking around. She kneels on the concrete and dusts away a patch until it's practically spotless, and takes your arm, "Sit, sir, please, Sorry I can't make you more comfortable!"
>Somewhat bemused now, you take the seat she prepared for you, and sit with your ass to the cold concrete the woman probably calls a bed, back to the unforgiving brick wall of the alley,
>"U-um... if I may..." the vampire sinks down before you, sitting in your lap with her knee around your hips, straddling you, in what is, frankly, an uncomfortably intimate position giving the two of you just met.
>For a long moment, she does nothing, just stares at your throat. Then she opens her mouth, fangs glistening in the afternoon light, and leans in until her lips are barely touching your skin, "Is this..." She swallows, and her stomach growls, "Really okay?"
>You ask yourself that. She could very well drain you dry. She's wearing a torn sundress, and high, thick, miss-matching socks, and despite it, you can feel her bony ass on your lap, the way her femur grates at you. You can almost make her ribs out, collar bones prominent, skeletal.
>Eh. Fuck it.
>"Go for it."
>She gives your neck a kiss so faint you almost miss it, before sinking her teeth in, arms wrapping around you in a hug, her chest suddenly pushed up against yours, surprisingly full despite her undernourishment. She must have been quite curvy in her prime.
>You barely feel her bite, but you certainly feel her draining your essence from you, a strange coursing from your neck, and a wetness that makes you jump in weariness at first, but it's too cold to be the hot blood running in your veins.
>She's crying.

>> No.14083502
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Sweaters are divine for both slender girls and titty monsters.

>> No.14083510

>>14082458
>>14082467
>>14082465
I doubt that since nureonago are slimes. I'd assume that he would recognize a slime.

I guessing it's a Kiki that had a rather dark past.

>> No.14083522

>>14083510
You'd think there'd have been a comment made about feathers or bird-feet already.

But her fixation with calling him "Master", and alluding to previous "Masters" who left her in her current state, would bear the idea that she's a Kiki out.

>> No.14083530

>>14083501
>A few seconds pass, and she's taken from you, much more than a drop. Your head begins to swim, and your toes and fingers go cold, as blood rushes to your core to compensate for what's rushing out your throat. A sudden helplessness crashed over you, and you raise your arms to push at her shoulders, but the task of pushing away such a weak girl seems herculean to you now
>"...-op st...op..."
>More than just loss of blood, something else seems to be at play here, and your arms slip from her shoulders as your world begins to dim.
>Suddenly, she goes rigid in realization, and leaps from you, as if burned by the sun itself
>She stares at you, wide eyed in horror, hands clutching at her chest, paling if doing so any further were even possible
>"S-Sorry, sir, I-I'm so sorry!"
>Violence wracks at her, and she heaves suddenly, vomiting her blood meal onto the pavement. She looks at it for a moment, and looks at you, and sprints down the alley further into the darkness.
>It takes a few minutes for you to master yourself, a few minutes in which you sit and stare at the wasted meal before you.
>Slowly, impossibly slowly, you stand up, using the wall as a support, and stagger home like a drunkard.
>You stomp to a stop, just before your door, and rest your forehead against the thing, in what was supposed to be a measured action, but turns into more of a headbut. Fumbling for your keys, you stare down at the lock, and feel for the right one.
>You slide it in and almost fall inside.
>The last thing you remember before crashing for two days straight was calling your boss for a week off. You drunkenly slurr to him about an Oni attack,
>"Oof. You need that week. Get some rest, anon. See you next week."

>Same time, same alley.
>You have no idea what possessed you to return. Anger flits through your mind, It's because of her you slept for two days and woke with an appetite strong enough to eat a centaur. But ultimately, that wasn't it.
>Something else.
>Concern?

>> No.14083533

>>14081870
I laughed but you killed my boner.

>> No.14083542
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>>14083502
How does she put the sweater on over her horns?

>> No.14083545

>>14083530
>Compulsively drinks large quantities of blood
>Vomits it back up
Yeeeeah, she might need help. Professional help.

>> No.14083547

>>14083542
It's a zip-up sweater.

>> No.14083551
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>>14083542
It's very problematic.

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>>14083547
That makes sense.

>>14083551
I imagine girls with wings like that could get tops with two slits in the back, running all the way up from the bottom of the sweater. Let them get it on over their head, so their wings are sticking out of the slits, then button the top back up below the wings.

>> No.14083576

>>14083563
I want to get wing hugs from a sweater-clad bird girl!

>> No.14083578

>>14083530
>You muster yourself for whatever lay ahead, and take a step down into the darkness, hoping that the same place at the same time means the same people.
>Fate or something larger smiled down, because you spot a familiar silhouette up the other end of the alley, the path branching off midway to the right, in a sort of 'T' intersection.
>Her silhouette is up the other end of the alley, framed by the light of the setting sun
>She's leaning up against the wall, curled up on herself, shivering, watching the people pass
>Your approach goes unnoticed by her, and you watch as she reaches out for some one who has stopped, before halting herself at the last moment, as if scared to reach out for some one else
>Maybe that's your fault
>You watch her sigh, and turn around, only to freeze as her eyes meet yours, recognition flaring.
>You go to say something, but she's already past you in a blur. You spin on the spot to catch her heading down the corner in the alleyway, running incredibly fast for some one of her condition.
>You give chase, not the wisest moment of your life.
>Unfortunately, in her panic, she ran down a dead end, and you block the exit just as she reaches the wall.
>She spins, back to the wall, her expression one you'll never ever forget
>Pure, abject helplessness
>Her legs loose their strength and she slides down the wall, curling up, whimpering
>"I'm sorry I didn't mean it, I-I just lost controll and I...I.. I'm sorry! Pleasedonthurtmepleasedonthurtmepleasedonthurtme"
>Her chant fades to heart-wrenching sobs as you draw closer
>She flinches with every step and your face twists into a sad, pitying smile
>You kneel down to her eye level, and put a hand on hers, "Hey," You call to her softly, "I'm not here to hurt you."
>She lifts her head just slightly, tears streaming down, making her face messy. "Really?"
>Slowly, you reach into your pocket, and pull out a tissue, "Really."

>> No.14083611

>>14083578
>Looking back, there were bruises along her arms, small cuts and scrapes all over her, when you first met. The amount of those seem to have doubled.
>Again, moving slowly, you bring the tissue to her face, and begin to wipe away at her tears. She tenses and backs up, but makes no move to actually stop you.
>"I really am sorry, I'm just so hungry a-andicouldn'thelpmyselfandi-"
>"Hey." You cut her off, her running sentences clearly only serving to work her up even more than she already is, "It's all right. But... you threw it all up, right? You must still be hungry. Have you had anything since?"
>Her lower lip wobbles, and she shakes her head, "I-I kept a little down, but none since then, no... are you..?"
>"Suggesting you drink some more? Yeah."
>"But... why?"
>You sit still for a moment. Why are you doing this, exactly?
>"Finishing what I started I guess. You threw it all up last time, so it didn't really count, right?" Her face falls, "I'm not blaming you. But this time, we do it my way."
>"Y-your way?"
>You take a seat before the homeless vampire, and take her hands in yours. She blushes slightly, and averts her eyes. You lean forward slightly. "Like this. Go ahead."
>She goes to move closer, but your knees are already touching hers, so sh e leans forward instead, trying to reach for your throat, "This is a little awkward..."
>"I know, just bare with it" Her lips touch your throat, and her teeth sink in. The same sensation as before takes you, and the girl's hands holding yours grip hard, squeezing your own. You squeeze back, and wait until you feel she's had enough. Slowly, you pull yourself away, and predictably, she follows, not wanting her meal to escape.
>Still, like this, she's sitting, isn't holding onto you, and you need only lean back far enough for her fangs to draw back out of her neck.
>Still she hovers before you, eyes closed and fluttering, almost like she were expecting a kiss. Awareness returns, and she opens her eyes

>> No.14083619

>>14083576
What about a sweater-clad bird girl wearing wing warmers?

>> No.14083628

>>14082298
Fucking alps i swear.

>> No.14083638

>>14083611
Go on

>> No.14083646

>>14083611
>"Still hungry?"
>She nods, her eyes flick to your neck once, reluctance in their gaze
>"But, do you feel like throwing up?"
>"...No."
>You watch as bit by bit, unaware of it herself, her body language relaxes towards to. You can't help but smile faintly.
>"W-what?"
>"Ah, it's nothing. Well, I'm going to head off, but I'll come back tomorrow, the day after and the day after, alright? You can have more then."
>...
>"All right."
>She isn't meeting your eyes directly, and something tells you she doesn't believe a word you're saying.
>Well, all you can do is prove her wrong.

>You return every day at the same time for two weeks. At the end of the first few days she says little, but slowly she begins to open up, talk about herself. Who she was. How she lost it all.
>You spoke about yourself a little, what you do for a living. You noticed after the first week, she was looking much healthier. Still just as dirty as always, but she seemed to glow with a reclaimed inner beauty. Lips full and a lush pink, hips wide and soft, belly tight, but still a little on the slim side. Breasts larger, rounder than before, and most impressively, her ass and thighs filled back out, which makes some of the feeding sessions all that much more pleasurable for you.
>Each time she feeds more and more, getting healthier and healthier, until by the end of it, you're back to where you started, ass on the floor, back to the wall, her in your lap.

>"You know... I haven't thanked you, have I?" She holds your face in her hands, and you find yourself distractedly aware of her bust, now pushing at the tight dress that once hung off her
>An issue helped in no way by her pressing them up against you, a simple seduction, but an effective one.
>"I don't have anything, but my body. You can... use it, if you like"
>You smile, words at complete odds with your lower body, "That's not necessary. Just finishing what I started."

>> No.14083651

>>14083646
>[x] Take her home with you

Definitely enjoying this. Hoping there'll be more to read when I wake up in the morning. Be sure to pastebin this man.

>> No.14083664

>>14080407
>Come home
>See monster daughteru playing
>Decide to play Peekaboo with her.
>Sit down and give her forehead a kiss as she looks at you
>Cover your face with your hands
>She starts sounding worried
>'Peekaboo!'
>She hugs your face tightly and doesn't want to let go
Heart Status

>> No.14083668

>>14083646
>If she feels your growing hardness, she makes no comment, instead wiggling her hips to get a little more comfortable and sinking further into your lap.
>Each day she drank more, the less starved she became, the more you let her control the situation
>Now, back to the first day, you feel no apprehension as she holds you close, and sinks her fangs in, feeding from you. You expected something like needle marks to make you look like a junkie, but so far all her bites healed over perfectly the next day.
>As she settles in, and begins drinking from you, you become rock hard, hard enough for your straining bulge to brush up against her unclothed privates. Her hips shake and thrust forward the tiniest bit and she moans into her bite, but you put your hands firmly on her hips and hold her in place, laughing softly as you feel your head begin to go light.
>A giggle rises up in her, too, and she withdraws from your throat, leaving herself sated and yourself not on the verge of passing out. She'd come a long way.
>When you pull away, you see that she'd blushing shyly, something you;d seen before, but you see something you'd never seen grace her face before.
>She's smiling. At you.
>Your heart flutters just the slightest bit, and you feel your cheeks glow red.
>"U-uh, say all this time and we haven't so much as exchanged names. I'm anon."
>"I'm Miriam." She begins to get off you, and you pick yourself up, being offered a hand when the world swims for a moment.
>"Well Miriam, I'll see you tomorrow, then."
>She smiles a little mysteriously
>"Tomorrow."

>You head home after doing some shopping, a small house, which would be unbearably small if it didn't have a second floor. As it stands its a bit much for one person, all alone, but what can you do.
>It would be nice having something like a roommate though. Some one lie Miriam. You sigh, and dump the bags on your kitchen counter, and begin unpacking. You're just food.

>> No.14083699

>>14080504
Okay anon. Here's how it goes: NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS BECAUSE OF MAMONO MANA.

>> No.14083703

>>14082199
You know what smells worse than an Oomukade?
Swamp Wurm.

>> No.14083718

>>14083628
Got a problem with Alps? Jelly of their big, black spadetails? Bet you are.

>> No.14083721

>>14083718
For fucks sake that's the third one in two days
I'll go get the wires

>> No.14083722

>>14083668
>Sure the company is nice, but there's no way she would want to move in with you. And you feel like if you asked or even hinted, you'd scare her off for good, confirming you were just using her. Sure, she offered her body to you, but you feel like you only stood to lose something if you took that offer.
>Sighing, you strip off and head into your shower, on the second floor next to your bedroom, dumping the day's clothes in the washing basket.
>Naked, you head to your balcony window, and throw open the curtains. Unfortunately, in the time it took to do the shopping, the sun had set fully, but the view was still splendid, and more importantly, there was a beautiful night breeze rolling in, so you opened the glass door and left only the wire mesh.
>Satisfied, you head into the bathroom, an take your shower, the steam rolling out to be caught in the breeze and taken away.
>You lather yourself, then scrub, then run shampoo through your hair, and finally, condition it. Feeling about as fresh as you ever will, you turn the taps off, and towel down, heading out to toss that in the washing basket too.
>You aim, shoot, and score, feeling pleased with yourself as you stand completely naked before your balcony window.
>You notice a shape out of the corner of your eye, and spin seeing none other than Miriam just on the other side of the wire mesh, her eyes completely drawn to your nethers.
>You go red, cover your shame, and begin to shout, embarrasment lending volume to your voice, "W-what are you doing here?! H-how do you know where I live? H-How did you get up there?!"
>She looks just about as stunned as you are, and snaps to attention, posture straight as an arrow,
>"Y-Yes! Um, sorry, I-I just... wow. N-no, I mean, I was just wondering s-sinceyouweresoniceandall, if you'd let me, w-well, If you'dlet meuseyourshowerjustabit...." It's been a while since she'd run her words together like that.

>> No.14083723

>>14083721
Wires?

>> No.14083725

>>14083703
Nah, bubble slimes literally live in the sewers and make people trained in resisting that stench wretch when they approach. They're the stinkiest.

>> No.14083727

>>14083723
Calm down, this won't a bit. I just need a few drops of blood.

>> No.14083729

>>14083727
>this won't a bit
This won't hurt a bit, rather.

>> No.14083730

>>14083725
Bubble Slimes get no love.
>>14083727
Yandere-senpai, pls no!

>> No.14083764

>>14083730
To be fair, bubble slimes do chemically addict you to themselves. Almost matango tier. But it was a darker age, I'm sure if anyone remembered her KC would retcon that.

>> No.14083789

>>14080570
>Sinterklaas
>Slavic
It's a dutch tradition.

>> No.14083791

>>14083764
A lot of his older stuff contradicts his newer mindset. Remember Queen Slimes? It mentions they have harems of men and rape them all whenever they please, sticking your dick in a slime that has the jizz of ten other men floating around in it is as unappealing as it gets.

Also the old lizard girl before he retconed her.

>> No.14083799
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14083799

Do not trust elves with anything, they are a deeply depraved and treacherous species.

>> No.14083812

>>14083799
>You will never have a 961 year old eternal loli form a blood contract with you and desire to be with you forever
>You will never have a 15 year old magical prodigy want nothing more than to be your wife
>You will never have a 165 year old elf lesbian decide that you're the only man in the world she'll ever want
>You'll never have a princess desire you as her husband in the hopes that you'll rule the empire together
>You'll never have a dark elf declare herself your slave and offer herself to you in mind and body to do with what you wish
Feels fucking awful, dude.

>> No.14083821

Will we ever get Monster Girls that are manifestations of the seven deadly sins?

Or maybe the four centaurs of the apocalypse?

>> No.14083826
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14083826

>>14083821
We were actually due anime OVAs of that at some point. I'm sad it seems to have disappeared into thin air, I loved Sloth's design.

>> No.14083832

>>14083826
Sloth is the laziest cat!

Lazy cat! Lazy cat! Lazy cat!

>> No.14083834

>>14083722
>The two of you just stare at each other, and her eyes begin to drift downwards
>You sigh
>"U-Um..." She taps on the wire with a finger, "May I come in? Please?"
>You laugh, "How do you feel about running water?"
>She returns it, "Showers are good."
>You head over and undo the lock, and slide the door open for her but she hesitates to enter,
>"L-look, I'm really sorry, I kinda stalked you." She looks down at her feet and plays with her hands, "I didn't mean anything bad or anything, it's just, the streets are so cold, and everything I own is just so...filthy. If you want me to leave, I'll go. I mean, you've given me so much blood already..."
>You reach forward and grab her hand, pulling her in. She stumbles a little, and you have to catch her
>She gasps softly, surprise across her face before it turns to happiness
>An inch or two taller than you, she only has to lean forward to give you a kiss on the lips. It takes you back completely.
>A heavy moment of silence passes, no tongue, just the faint rise of your chest as you hold the homeless vampire to you.
>"Thank you."
>"It's alright. Sleep here tonight if you want. The shower is there, I'll uh, I'll be downstairs I guess."
>You turn to leave when she catches your wrist, stopping you
>Avoiding eye contact, another request.
>"Please... stay with me." You frown, not understanding,
>"I'm not going anywhere."
>She continues, quieter, "Um... please come in with me."
>"Oh.."
>She begins to strip, taking her socks off first, and you take them, tossing them in the basket. She's very shy and slow about the whole thing, taking her time in bringing her dress up and over her head, almost strip teasing.

>> No.14083840

>>14083664
>Heart status
Crushed in a Wurm accident.

>> No.14083856

>>14083217
>liking "It's not gay if it's cute guy! xD"
Fuck off to /v/

>> No.14083860

>>14083856
Nigga when did I say it's not gay?

>> No.14083862

>>14083860
>posting gay shit on purpose
That's even worse

>> No.14083866

>>14083563
From the thumbnail I thought she was holding two of those Japanese-style vibrators.

>> No.14083870
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14083870

>>14082637
Dump out it's contents, run around the corner, then equip it, thus rusing my new intruder and escaping being husbandud.

You are now imagining Big Boss knowing how to CQC all the MGE girls despite all their extra bits.

Alternatively you are now imagining The Boss training him how to do that.

>> No.14083872

>>14083866
Nope, just a lewd Wolf holding up her shoes, who could use a good brushing.

>> No.14083873

>>14083834
>Even though she's filled out much more healthily, her skin is still dirty and stained. Soon it rises beyond anything you'd seen of her before and a nervous, almost virginal excitement rises within you, like seeing your girlfriend naked for the first time. There's no sign of her ribs any more, her belly still slim, but not to the point where it just sort of drapes over her hip bones and rib cage. There's still some definition though, framing the dip to her nethers, and the light rise of her mons, her pubic hair growing in a cute little heart pattern. Monsters. You long since stopped questioning some of the shit you'd seen.
>The dress catches on her breasts, lifting them up, pushing 'till the dress can't hold them and longer, and her breasts bounce free, perky and tipped with light pink nipples in perfect contrast with her pale moonlit skin. Then the dress is over her head, her long hair falling back in place. She hands the dress to you and stands in front of you sort of awkwardly, though she makes no move to cover herself up before you.
>You toss the dress in the basket, and look over her once more, swallowing around a dry mouth, your own arousal becoming evident.
>Miriam's eyes are drawn to it, and she smiles demurely, and walks off into the shower, expecting you to follow after, the bounce of her full, round and almost bubbly butt luring you after her
>She fiddles with the taps for a moment, rewarding herself with a blast of frigid water from the shower head, making her jump and gasp, falling back into you
>"Careful. Here is usually a good place." You spin the hot tap three times, the cold once, and a nice, steaming stream begins to flow

>> No.14083893

>>14083870
>Lamia on patrol
>Snake lunges out of an alleyway and CQC's her
>Vanishes back into the night
>She comes to in about an hour, finds herself tied in a knot
>"Aw shit, I've been drinking again, haven't I?"

>> No.14083900

>>14083095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07zYvkNYL8

>> No.14083906

>>14083862
>implying such a high quality boipussy makes it gay

>> No.14083922

>>14083363
SPLOOSH!

>> No.14083930

>>14083873
Wonderfull

>> No.14083934

>>14083873
>Miriam stands under it, back to you, soaking her hair, and collects it, pushing it all over a shoulder. She spots your soap, and hands it to you, leaning her back against your chest, "...Please." You swallow again, and nod, forgetting she can't see you. You take the soap from her hand and squirt a blob of it into yours, putting the bottle on a cut-in shelf to the side
>You rub it between your hands for a bit, then bring your hands to her hips, rubbing in small circles, soaking the soap into her skin. She grabs your wrists, and you nibble on your inner lip as she draws them higher to her breasts, moaning softly as your hands move on their own, massaging the soap into them, lifting and squeezing, pinching and rolling her nipples.
>She pushes her hips back into you, and traps your already-herd cock between her ass cheeks, doing little circles with her hips, rubbing you off. You pull her close to you, and focus on her breasts a little longer before reaching back for more soap and moving up to her collar bones and neck
>She abandons herself completely, an infinitely far cry to merely two weeks ago, when any sudden movement would have made her flinch in anticipation. Your hands wrap around her slim, shapely throat, and you massage the soap into her there too, moving down to the shoulders and then the arms. You dedicate a long time and likely a large chunk of your hot water to running your fingers down her slender limbs, wiping away all the dirt, cleaning the little cuts.
Your fingers wrap around her wrist and then flow down to her fingers, your hand joining hers.
>She moves under the stream, washing the soap off her, and on impulse you lean in and kiss her neck, softly teething her throat, then biting with a touch more pressure.

>> No.14083949

>>14083347
yes

>> No.14083951

>>14083934
This is good.

>> No.14083952

>>14083396
>genuinely liking kids

>> No.14083953

>>14083934
>"Ahhhhn~" She lets out a low moan, and leans back, twisting her head to kiss you, deeper this time. Blindly, you reach behind her for the soap with one hand, the other on her hip, holding it as it grinds back against the length of your shaft, and you thumb the little pump, spilling more soap into your hand, which you use to massage into her belly.
>Whilst not specifically bought for soap-play, none the less, the soap was a non irritant. Knowing this after you finish kneading the liquid into her belly, your fingers move lower.
>Again, Miriam's hand takes yours, and she guides you down. You brush your fingers through the cute heart just above her folds, and yes she guides you lower, till your fingers rub against her clit, and you spread your fingers, catching a fold either side and spreading her.
>Your other hand goes back up to her breast, and all pretenses of cleaning aside, the vamp shifts her hips until the head of your cock pokes through the gap between her soft thighs. She makes a soft wet slapping as she rolls her hips back and forth, one hand reaching back around for her fingers to thread through your hair and hold you into the kiss, the other down between her legs, caressing the head of your cock when it peeks through her almost picture-perfect thighs, one of your own hands rolling her breast around, the other under her hand between her legs, buried knuckle deep in her soft, wet pussy.
>The slapping of her ass against your hips grows louder and quicker as her thigh-job brings you closer, your fingers work her deeper. The pressure you use to play with her breast nearly turns to mauling, and she forces her tongue into your mouth, utterly dominating the kiss as she jerks you off between her legs, fingers dancing along the sensitive glans
>It quickens to a crescendo, and all too soon you cum, staining her hand a hot white, as her own flesh quivers in the pleasure you wrought.

>> No.14083974

>>14083953
>She pulls her lips away, a trail of spit linking for the briefest moment before splitting.
>"I felt you, you know, today. Poking me. Why did you say no to my offer if I excite you this much?" To emphasize she holds up her hand, sticky in your cum, thick strands linking all five fingers and a thick glob of it on her palm. You watch, too horny to think straight, as she licks it all up.
>"I just... Didn't want to come across like I was in it for something."
>She smiles sadly, "You're sweet. If only I'd met you all that time ago. Maybe a lot of pain could have been prevented."
>You frown, "That's a bit too heavy. Lets leave that for later. I still need to finish washing you."
>She giggles, "Sorry." You drop to your knees, with more of the soap in hand, her ass right in your face, and knead her flesh, rubbing the soap in there, too, quickly growing hard again. You grope her cheeks and take large handfuls, lifting playing and caressing, before moving down to the back of her thighs, stroking and massaging there too, all the way down to her calves and ankles.
>Then you pump more soap, and spin her around, working on her front this time, her inner thighs and down, coming back up again to lavish attention on her folds.
>"Still think that place is dirty, do you?"
>You grin up at her, her visage an imposing one, kneeling under her, her bust obscuring half her face, "I might need to clean with something else." Without waiting for a response you lean forwards, and give her clit a kiss. In response, she moans and lifts one of her now-clean legs over your shoulder, and draws you in, hands on your head, holding you in place.
>You eat her out, tongue exploring between her folds, and into her canal, stroking the walls as expertly as you can manage, an effort that doesn't go unappreciated. She runs her fingers through your hair soothingly, massaging your scalp, as you dig your tongue deeper into her, scouting ahead knowing from which angles to attack her at.

>> No.14083985

>>14083974
Lord have mercy,this is some good shit.

>> No.14083991

>>14083974
>You flick her clit around with your tongue, suck and kiss at it, and before long, her leg holds you almost painfully tight as she grinds your face into her cunt and cums all over you.
>She pulls you to your feet, and stands you under the water, washing it off, then lay a kiss on your lips, before her fingers and lips trace lower,
>"My turn~"
>She finally comes to her knees, much like you did for her, and your raging erection comes to her face. She nuzzles up to the base of it, and it towers over her head. Giggling, ecstatic, she licks up the under side before her tongue comes to the very tip of the glans, then she pops the whole head of your shaft into her mouth, arms hugging your hips close, swallowing more of your length the deeper she goes.
>Its your turn to play with her hair and guide her head down further for a deeper facefucking. As her soft throat envelops you, it's hard not to cum instantly when she looks up at you, throat full of cock, lips to the base.
>She begins to bob her head back and forth, aided by your hands as you pull her head on and off your cock to a rhythm only the two of you can hear
>She hugs you tighter, and sucks harder, tightening her throat just like a pussy, and working at it with her tongue best she can, it's amazing how little teeth there is.
>As if reading your mind, she grins around your dick mischievously, and there;s a prick at the base of your dick, the added sensation making your cock bounce up and tense, filling her throat further with thick cock.
>she settles into a pace pushing herself off your cock to the tip and pulling herself back on. All you can do is hold on, especially as your climax approaches swiftly.
>You force your cock down her throat one last time and cum right into her belly, filling her with more of the warm, life-bearing seed. You watch her throat work as she swallows, the contractions a heavenly hell on your over-sensitive cock after cumming twice.

>> No.14084014

>>14083991
>Finally, her lips come to the tip of your cock, and she comes free with a happy little pop, licking her lips, "Mmm, almost as good as your blood. Maybe even better... I think I'm addicted already." There's a twinkle of mischief in her eyes, but you also see a modicum of truth there. She really would be happy to taste you and only you for the rest of her unlife.
>You help her up, "If you keep doing that, I'm in danger of addiction too. Alright then, last is hair."
>The mop doesn't look to greasy wet, but it sure feels it. You reach for the shampoo and dump a whole load of it into your hand, then her hair. She stands with her head tipped back, hair long enough to reach the base of her spine. You start at the top though, digging your fingers in and scratching and massaging at her scalp, practically feeling the grime of homelesness wash away down the drain.
>Once her head is a white soapy mess of fluff, you move down the length of her hair, making sure to lather it all up evenly and thoroughly so that the accumulated grease simply melts away. You turn the hot water up just a touch.
>Once her hair has turned from black to a bubbly white, you put her under the stream and spend a few minutes washing it all out, before running shampoo through it once more
>Her hair now soft and clean, you realize it's tangled as fuck.
>You run conditioner through it and reach for a comb, spending the next half hour coaxing knots out with the aid of the conditioner from the bottom out.
>Miriam sighs, utterly satisfied and content as you towel her down and then yourself.
>"I haven't felt this clean in sooo long!" She wanders out into your bedroom and basks in the breeze, stretching her now clean limbs. She turns and throws herself at you, face a big dumb smile, despite the forming tears, "Thank you so so much! I don't know what I could ever do to repay you!" She buries her face into your shoulder and squeezes you tight in what is almost a bear-hug.

>> No.14084022

>>14084014
>It's now or never.
>"I know how you could repay me."
>"Anything!"
>She pulls her head back from your shoulder to look into your eyes, "Live with me. As... well, as my girlfriend"
>She blinks once, face frozen, unreacting. You sigh, and turn away. Knew it.
>Arms encircle you from behind, and her naked body presses up against yours, her lips at your ear,
>"Is that all? I would love nothing more than to be yours."
So yeah. Homeless vampires. Give 'em blood, treat 'em well.

>> No.14084031

>>14084022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc8ztSy9iDo

>> No.14084038

>>14084022
Nice anon, thanks

>> No.14084041

>>14084022
Do you have a pastebin?

>> No.14084075

>>14084041
Paste is here. http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS

>> No.14084085
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14084085

What's the worst anime/manga/video game you've put yourself through purely for a monster girl?

Image related, I would have dropped it 3 episodes in if it wasn't for her.

>> No.14084091

>>14084085
EMG, for Laliterallywho

>> No.14084092

>>14084022
Loved the story. It was cute and heartwarming.

>> No.14084094

>>14084091
>>14084085

And Manako.

>> No.14084097

>>14084085
>watching bad things just for some MG
I want plebs to leave.

>> No.14084100

>>14084038
>>14084092
Glad you dudes enjoyed it. Blood suckers a cute.

>> No.14084112
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14084112

I have been abstaining from fapping and I'd really love a fat-bottomed Hellhound to save me!

>> No.14084116

>>14084085
Dragon Crisis for the wolf girl, she was cute even if she was only like that because of some artifact fuckery. Once her arc ended I just dropped the show, it was straight up awful.

>> No.14084120

>>14084112
Troll bottom>Hellhound bottom

>> No.14084123

>>14084116
>Dragon Crisis
I completely forgot about that show which is probably for the best, it probably beats Momo Kyun Sword on the awfulness scale.

>> No.14084134
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14084134

>>14084112
>>14084120
Loli bottom>All other bottoms

>> No.14084147

>>14084123
First episode was kinda promising too, which just made things all the worse when it turned out to be just terrible. One of the few things that I've just dropped like that.

>> No.14084149

>>14084075
Ah. I guess I'll give it a read, then.

>>14084120
Nah, they are about the same. That is to say, they are both pretty great.

>> No.14084159
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14084159

>>14084149
>they are about the same
Nigga they aren't even close

>> No.14084177

>>14084022
It gave me an erection.

>> No.14084181

>>14084085
Do these threads count?

>> No.14084184

>>14084159
>Freckles ward off potential predators.
No they don't, they make me want to bully her even more.

>> No.14084188

>>14084181
No

>> No.14084190

>>14084181
Yes

>> No.14084194

>>14084177
Noice.

>> No.14084195

>>14084181
Maybe.

>> No.14084201

>>14084120
I like both and wish KC would draw more butts, since he can draw some mighty fine ones when he tries. I mean, just look at what the Kakuen and Scylla are packing.

>> No.14084206

>>14084159
Despite all the nice curves it's the face that always catches my eyes about the Troll profile picture.

>> No.14084209
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14084209

>>14084201
Everyone always talks about Kakuen, Scylla, and Troll butts and everyone always forgets about this 10/10 butt.

>> No.14084210

>>14084195
>>14084188
>>14084190
Well, just incase it doesn't my next choice is Superior. I stayed because of the mayadere demon queen, but it was such a slow manga with a meh ending.

>> No.14084212

>>14084209
Probably because overall she could really use an art update.

>> No.14084214
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14084214

>>14084201
>Scylla
Good day, fellow patrician!

>> No.14084221
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14084221

>>14084201
>mfw KCs Lamias likely have big plump butts like Alice
>mfw this probably applies to Wurms and Ryus just as well
>tfw no fat-bottomed Apophis and and Shirohebi stalkers

>> No.14084227

>>14084209
What happens if you force her to let her water holder get empty?
What happens if you cum in it?

>> No.14084232
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14084232

>you will never be blown by an akaname

>> No.14084237

>>14084221
>this probably applies to Wurms and Ryus just as well

There's a few bits of Wurm art out there that show them with nice asses. Lamia ass might be a controversial topic for some but I wouldn't mind some snake ass either.

>> No.14084239

>>14084227
One would presume semen is superior.

>> No.14084244

>>14084232
>Akaname
Why would you want one when the Mucus Toad exists.

>> No.14084252

>>14084239
She sort of breathes the water, right? Would it be like cumming in her nose or something?

>> No.14084256

>>14084244
The thought of her giving birth out of her back is terrifying.

>> No.14084266

>>14084256
I'd love to fuck her back, though.

>> No.14084267

>>14084256
It's obvious that they don't give birth in that manner.

>> No.14084273

>>14084221
>Ryu
>implying the "reverse scale" isn't an eupherism for anal

>> No.14084277

>>14084244
because snotgirl is disgusting

>> No.14084278
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14084278

Fox not so smug after being molested

>> No.14084282

>>14084278
Aww... I want to gently nurse her back to sanity so she can be smug again.

>> No.14084303
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14084303

Which one?

>> No.14084304

>>14084303
Both.

>> No.14084306

>>14084282
>Becomes Yan instead

>> No.14084309

>>14084075
>http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS
Jesus Peny, how the hell are you so good?

>> No.14084311

>>14084303
>Apophis and Pharaoh used to be good friends and got matching tattoos.
>Are now bitter rivals.

>> No.14084312

>>14084303
Neither.

>> No.14084313

>>14084303
Why does apophis have an eye of horus? That seems backwards.

>> No.14084316

>>14084306
Why would she be Yan if I lovingly took care of her? Would she be afraid I'd be nice to other girls too?

>> No.14084320
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>>14084311
Funnily enough, that's what happened in the first Yakuza game, except Nishiki had a koi fish tattoo instead of a dragon.

>> No.14084322

>>14084309
Do you really consider text written using meme arrows good?

>> No.14084326

>>14084303
Pharaoh. I'm more of an undead man, but they both look amazing. Mono is getting better and better.

>> No.14084327

>>14084303
Pharaoh. Never been too fond of grapes.

>> No.14084329

>>14084303
Khepri

>> No.14084337

>>14084322
His prose is better than this, sure.
But compared to most greentexts we get here it's actually decent. Greentext stories in general end up feeling more like a rough draft for a proper story, so it is kind of weird that people compliment them come to think of it.

>> No.14084344
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>>14084329
10/10 taste.

Now if only they got more love.

>> No.14084346

>>14084322
You should read some of the other stuff that gets posted here.

>> No.14084348

>>14084316
The concept of Yan is nothing more than obsession. It's love that has become warped and she feels that your every waking moment and all your attention should be hers.

>> No.14084360

>>14084337
They're not even rough drafts, they're more like an outline.

>>14084346
Well, I'm guilty of having done greentext in the past, but at least I acknowledge it's awful.

>> No.14084361

>>14084344
I love gold beetle most, but I'm not really into harems

>> No.14084363

>>14084360
I don't think there's anything wrong with greentext. If you go back later and turn it into prose? Awesome. If not? Oh well.

> I'm guilty of having done greentext in the past, but at least I acknowledge it's awful.
What exactly is your beef with the meme arrows?

>> No.14084366

>>14084360
>outline
That's the best part, you actually have some story progression.

>> No.14084373

>>14084361
I'm into delicious brown girls, harems and the idea of being served like royalty so the whole idea of Khepris hits all the right notes for me. It still kills me inside that Bob is the only one who's bothered doing a real story for them, even if it was sort of okay.

>> No.14084374

>>14084363
Not him, but it is kind of lazy.
That said, if you have an idea that you feel isn't worth developing into an actual story then its a good idea.

>> No.14084375

>>14084361
I'd like the concept of harems more if the man involved wasn't always the most insufferable piece of shit. It's always either asshole warlord or turbo beta going, "I can't touch girls becuase reasons."

>> No.14084383

>>14084360
I agree that greentext stories are normally shit, but sometimes you find a decent one that isn't bland and generic. Granted, I can't think of many examples other than the one posted just now, but it happens.

>> No.14084386

>>14084374
I've actually posted a lot of my unused story ideas as greentexts to a very lukewarm reception. No wonder I never got into writing them, I guess.

>> No.14084388

>>14084375
That's where Khepris are great. There's the potential to be a real respectable ruler who balances dicking his beetles with fulfilling his duty to his people, there's also the possibility the kingdom will go to shit due to him getting lost in lust, a balancing act which not many people tend to talk about since they aren't popular to start with.

>> No.14084392

>>14084386
Here's a tip anon: Write for yourself, not for others. Generally speaking, you'll never create something worthwhile if you're trying to be popular.

>> No.14084393

>>14084375
This. A harem is either run by a total asshole who never gets any comeuppance for being a douche, or a guy who wants nothing to do with the girls but is too nice and stupid to try and fix the situation. This type also allows the bitchy types to walk all over them and its infuriating.

>> No.14084406

>>14084392
Another good tip is if you can't write for yourself, find one person that likes it. Write with that person in mind while asking yourself why they liked it and how you could give them more of that feeling, while not a writefag myself it's a tip a writer from outside these threads told me once and it seems to work for him.

>> No.14084408

>>14084374
>it is kind of lazy.
Depends entirely on circumstance, but I get your point. But if thread discussion just gets your juices going and you wanna do something instant and spontaneous, it's a nice medium.

>> No.14084414

>>14084386
Eh, just write something involving daughterus and add them acting cute, seems to work for some people. It's the oldest trick in the book and won't make you stand out, but anon loves that shit for some reason.

Alternatively, do this:
>>14084392
Because it's a much, much better option and you get to keep what little self respect you have. Write what YOU would like to read and you'll find some others here want to read it too. Some of the most interesting stories here are worth a read because they dared to be different or were the result of a writefag actually wondering what a monstergirl world would be like outside of some ecchi anime setting.

>> No.14084415

>>14084392
Whoa dude, thanks for this totally unheard of pro tip that is relevant to anything I said!

>> No.14084423

>>14084406
True man, for example, I'm thinking about writing a story about a chubby mantis girl who wants to ask a guy out, but is shy and thinks she can't get him because she's insecure about her body not being attractive to the guy. If I do write this story, I'll be writing it primarily for my self so write what you want.

>> No.14084427

>>14084415
You claimed you never wrote anything because of a lukewarm reception to an idea. Sounds like you're trying to be popular.

>> No.14084444

>>14084415
The guy was only trying to help, why so salty?

>> No.14084446

>>14084303
I feel sorry for the Apophis, she seems to bitter and unhappy, she really needs a hug.

>> No.14084447
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14084447

Big fat Jiang-shi tats

>> No.14084454

>>14084447
I would have went with giant jiggling jiang-shi jugs. It has better alliteration.

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>>14084454
Noted.

>> No.14084457

>>14084427
I said those were ideas that I wasn't hot on myself. Try to read a post next time before getting uppity.

>> No.14084479

>>14084454
I want my Jiang-Shi daughter to write "Hug Me" on a sticky note and post it on my head when I ask what she's doing

>> No.14084491

>>14084479
>She doesn't realise she stuck it on upside down

>> No.14084493

>>14084446
I'm going to sneak up behind a bitter evil Monster Girl and give her a big tight hug!

>> No.14084495

>>14084493
Anon this is how you get decapitated.

>> No.14084497

>>14084373
It probably would've been a bit better had I not written it in the backseat of a van on a long drive.

>> No.14084498

A lilim doing this to you: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2786431

ALL
NIGHT
LONG
Y/N?

>> No.14084501

>>14084495
No it's not! I'm going to be trained by a Yeti in hugging techniques, then trained by an Alp on how to act naive and kind!

I will be the ultimate cruel evil Monster Girl hugger!

>> No.14084502

>>14084498
Yes, Yes, and Yes.

>> No.14084508

>>14084498
One of the many things I'd let a Lilim do to me all night long.

Kyrieru needs to stop being a dork and finish his game.

>> No.14084509

>>14084498
This is how you get a man to ahegao.

>> No.14084510

>>14084501
>Alp didn't actually train him.
>He just followed an alp around for a year and mimicked what she did.

>> No.14084525

>>14084498
>lilim
Dropped.

>> No.14084527
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>>14084501
>I'm going to be trained by a Yeti in hugging techniques
Step 1: Have big, fluffy paws
Step 2: Don't have tiny, smooth human hands

>> No.14084531

>>14084525
But they're good girls who want everyone to be happy.

>> No.14084534

>>14084531
No. Remove lilims.

>> No.14084536

>>14084531
like dick they are. stop trying to pimp out your own daughters monlord.

>> No.14084542

>>14084510
>>14084527
Well I can stalk the Alp, but I can't have fluffy paws. But surely there must be more to hugs than that right?

Regardless, I'm still going to hug and cuddle and eventually love that mean old Apophis and no one will stop me!

>> No.14084550
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>>14084525
>Not wanting high class pussy

>> No.14084551

>>14084303
this is supposed to be a DIO thing right

>> No.14084553

>>14084531
I want an over confident lilim to walk into my latter and trip a trap I laid and get All openings filled with Harhor Milk

>> No.14084555

>>14084536
You can't really blame her for trying though. She just wants to have grandkids to spoil, but all Druella does is cuddle that paladin daki all day.

>> No.14084558

>>14084550
I wonder who's behind this post...

>> No.14084559

>>14084551
I don't believe so, since it feels more like a Yakuza thing to me.

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>>14084542
Better hug her fast while she's cold and weak and hope she doesn't bully you when your hugs warm her up

>> No.14084569

>>14084550
>high class pussy
Go back to /hbg/, daki pleb.

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>>14084550
>juice box
Aww, that's adorable.

I wonder if she collects stuffed knight dolls, and wears panties with animal faces on the back of them, although I figure that behavior would be more in line with a Titania.

>> No.14084572

>>14084568
What if I want her to bully me?

>> No.14084576

>>14084553
Make it minomilk instead and I'd back you up on that trap.

>> No.14084579

>>14084572
Then apply the hugging techniques you learned at the Yeti Education Technical Institute and hug her until she gives in

>> No.14084581

>>14084570
She probably paints miniature warhammer like figures of knights and monster girls and takes part in monthly Dungeons and Humans sessions with other nerdy monster girls in secret.

>> No.14084584

>>14084568
No, I won't hug her fast, I'll hug her long and hard! And I don't mind her bullying me, I just want her to know that she isn't alone in the world, and even if all her life goals to dethrone Pharaoh fail, she'll always have me to bully or do whatever with!

I'll even nuzzle into her with my cheek!

>> No.14084607

>>14084584
>Then Pharaoh walks past her mid cheek-nuzzle

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14084608

>>14082954
I managed to deliver for once

>> No.14084615

>>14084608
You are a good man.

>> No.14084616

>>14084570
>>14084569
>>14084550
>>14084525
>>14084498
>People using Lilims for absolutely no reason AGAIN

Jesus Fuck I hate you all.

>> No.14084619

>>14084616
Better than Alps still.

>> No.14084621

>>14084616
I want to be stepped on by a Lilim!

>>14084619
I'd settle for being stepped on by an Alp though!

>> No.14084622

>>14084075
>http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS
Peny you are well and truly a godsend to we who adore the Undead. Thank you ever so much!

>> No.14084625

>>14084616
I like Lilims, they are cute.

>> No.14084626
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>>14084616
Would you like a cat girl?

>> No.14084631

>>14084616
I hate you even more than you hate me.

>> No.14084633

>>14084608
Lich a cute. Cuuuuuute!

>> No.14084640

>>14084621
See the only time I'd accept that scenario is if it were a Knight or something riding into a village to warn them of the Demon Lord's army approaching only to find the entire town, to include children copulating with reckless abandon, the corruption of the womenfolk becoming more an more apparent as they continue to rut like animals. Little girls turning into Goblins, Imps, Devils or even the most Unholy Ones, Cait Siths.

While the older women themselves begin to turn into a whole menagerie of different monsters. One man fucking his wife finds himself in the clutches of an Arachne, another is frozen in copulation to a Yuki-Onna, yet another still gets milked to ahegao by his now-Roper wife stimulating him from every angle and orifice.

All while the Lilim looks smugly at the Hero and opens her arms as if in holy sanctification, welcoming him to her Mother's House of Otherworldly Pleasures.

>> No.14084641

>>14084616
>unironically hating lilims
Get a load of this faggot.

>> No.14084647

>>14084641
>liking lilims
Get your mary sues outa here.

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>>14084631
>>14084641
Until you faggots stop associating the daughters of the monster lord with a drawfag and a writefag with donut steels and using them improperly with no concept of them possibly being Demi-Gods as far as their powers go instead of just "Smug French Vanilla Colored Succubi" instead of "Grandma's Bluberry Pie Succubi" I'll continue to unironically hate them and you all.

Now shut the fuck up and lick the snake.

>> No.14084656

>>14084651
I want to lick a Lilim's feet!

>> No.14084658

>>14084640
God that sounds fucking awful.

>> No.14084660

>>14084651
So...we're not liking them the "correct" way?

>> No.14084661

>>14084658
Get out of here paladin.

>> No.14084663

>>14084641
Take this story
>be drinking some cheap wine in a bar in california
>suddenly feel a hand gently grasp my own
>turn around just to quickly gasp in shock
>it's President Barack Obama
>he brings his smooth brown lips to my ear and whispers
>"Deez Nuts 2016"
>have sex in every orifice until morning
I mean, this could happen, but is fucking unlikely. Lilims are like the aristocracy of MG world, they are not really common. And the things people write about lilim are things they could write about anything else.

>> No.14084664

You thought it would never happen, a great evil which threatens both mankind and monsters alike has appeared and will destroy the world in just over a year unless a hero steps up to stop it. A group of highly trained warriors is sent out to save the day but after two months they all die horribly, it's at this point you can't sit by any longer and set out on your journey after informing your immediate family.

One month after leaving you decide to visit the oracle at the near by temple to seek guidance. She tells you that only man and monster working together can save the world and points you in the direction of some potential partners although she warns you that you may only take one of them with you as they will likely clash and jeopardise the journey.

1. Dragon Spearman. Stoic and highly serious, she doesn't even blink when impaling countless enemies and scorching them as they desperately struggle for their lives. Humour is completely lost on her and she's silent when asked about her motives for becoming a hero, with time you may be able to get her to open up but she's a tough one to crack. The oracle blushes when she informs you that like most monsters the dragon will also require your energy on the journey. You're shown a brief vision of her straddling you and you can't help but notice the expression on her face is incredibly hard to read, a complete poker face if you've ever seen one.

>> No.14084666

>>14084640
ThisIsWhyISmitePeople.jpg

>> No.14084667

>>14084616
I like things you don't like and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.14084669

>>14084664
2. Salamander Berserker. A normally cheerful tomboyish girl who seems to completely lose herself in battle, slicing whoever happens to be in front of her in two with her oversized axe regardless of if they happen to be an enemy. Fortunately all it takes to snap her out of this state is a song her parents used to sing which she will happily teach you to avoid unwanted bloodshed. While not in her berserker mode she's usually chatting away about adventure, food and drink with a huge grin on her face. Again you're shown a lewd vision by the oracle, this time of the Salamander girl giggling as she drunkenly pulls you on top of her in a tavern bedroom.

3. Nekomata Blood Mage. Possibly the strongest of the potential companions but also a little on the crazy side. Outside of battle she's a slightly creepy and awkward girl with a penchant for morbid jokes but once a fight breaks out she completely changes, laughing manically as she picks apart her enemies with ease. The worrying thing is however that she takes great pleasure in drawing out their suffering and taunting them in their last moments, while not a murderer and only doing this to those who side with the enemy it's still a bit unsettling. In one final vision you're shown her blushing and averting her eyes as she drops her clothing on the floor, it seems the maniac has a sweet side to he

>> No.14084671

>>14084666
For once, you and I agree on something Satan.

>> No.14084679

>>14084669
Give me the cat! The cat!

>> No.14084684

>>14084664
>>14084669
I'll take the Berserker.

>> No.14084686

>>14084669
If these are all the choices I want that Salamander.

>> No.14084690

>>14084686
agreed

>> No.14084691

>>14084660
I'm just mad because people keep forcing Lilims into roles just as easily filled by Succubi.

>> No.14084693

>>14084669
A cat is fine too

>> No.14084694

>>14084664
I want to try and melt that Dragon's stone cold ice queen facade!

>> No.14084696

>>14084691
But I want to fuck one of the Demon Lord's daughters.

>> No.14084699

>>14084664
>>14084669
Stoic Dragon Spearman, I want to hold her claws and cuddle her, even if she remains emotionless! I want her to ride me as long as she can!

>> No.14084704

>>14084691
>he doesn't understand gap moe
What a non-issue to waste our time with.

>> No.14084706

>>14084608
More Lich is always welcome. Nice work.

>> No.14084709

>>14084640
No to your entire existence.

>> No.14084715

>>14084704
>>14084709
More like I understand people being completely retarded and thinking Lilims are some plebeian whoremongers.

>> No.14084719

>>14084691
I sort of get it. I was annoyed back before Kobold was released and the thread was incapable of distinguishing Werewolves from pet dogs.
Threadcanon is a fucking terrible thing in most instances and you'll be hard pressed not to find a monstergirl it hasn't at least slightly tainted.

>> No.14084721

>>14084715
Did you asked KC about it?

>> No.14084725

>>14084715
They certainly are whores tho.

>> No.14084729

>>14084725
Not my Deruella, she is pure.

>> No.14084730

Can we watch Lilims give birth?

>> No.14084731

>>14084729
It's not healthy to lie to yourself like that.

>> No.14084736

>>14084730
No, only the Demon Lord.

>> No.14084738

>>14084719
>>14084691
Cry more though.

>> No.14084739
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>>14084608
Ever noticed how Lich looks like Re and Wo fused together

>> No.14084746

>>14084715
Now I want to write a story where a young wizard fights against a Lilim only to realize he can't win and then proceeds to confess his love for her and have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands with the lights off and socks on. And I think I'll just write about it right now.

>> No.14084747

>>14084730
Only if you are the one who impregnated them.

>> No.14084750
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14084750

Pick your poison.

Also, does anyone know what the font is that's used in most of these?

>> No.14084755

>>14084746
>proceeds to confess his love for her and have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and in that instance where she's drunk with love and lust he runs her though and vanquishes his hated enemy

FTFY you memeing piece of shit.

>> No.14084756

>>14084750
>Pick your poison.
How about I don't?

>> No.14084759

>>14084746
>consensual sex
>in the missionary position with the lights off
You sick motherf-

>socks on
Do it.

>> No.14084761

>>14084750
No to both.

>> No.14084767

>>14084739
I didn't until now, no wonder I like all three of them.

>> No.14084768

>>14084750
Nah.

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>>14084746
>Let's do it!
>Yes.
>And I will leave my socks on.

>> No.14084773

>>14084755
Don't talk shit about memes, Jack.

>> No.14084774

>>14084746
>And I think I'll just write about it right now.
I'll hold you to that, whoever you are.

>> No.14084775

>>14084750
Krampus!

>> No.14084780

>>14084738
I don't care anymore, Kobold came along and actually gave the people who wanted a dog girl exactly what they wanted.
You really can't argue that threadcanon isn't a pile of shit though, it would be alright but the thread gets shitty if you try and deviate even slightly from it.

>> No.14084786

>>14084759
>>14084774
It's a promise, you'll have to wait a few days though.

>> No.14084789
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>Taking your socks off
No one likes cold feet, anons
To that end, would pawed girls wear socks or mittens?

>> No.14084790

>>14084780
No but cry more though.

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>>14084739
I always thought Lich looked like Re. Just take off that weird tail monster thing and stop her from making trollfaces and you have Lich.

>> No.14084797

>>14084780
>kobold came along and gave people who wanted a dog girl exactly what they wanted
You got a single fact to back that up?
>you can't argue threadcanon isn't a pile of shit though
Debatable and hot opinion are like assholes.

>> No.14084799

>>14084786
>few days
Unless you're Stephen King, s'gonna be shit.

>> No.14084801

>>14084780
BUT int the werewolf profile it says that I don't really care anymore.

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>>14084789
I wanna be wanwan'd!

>> No.14084806

>>14084786
Cool, I'll wait for it.

>> No.14084812

>>14084786
It is a promise then.

>> No.14084813

>>14084750
Krampus and Dunwich are the only viable choices since they are the only ones that don't lead to mass murder. I guess I'll go with krampus since it's the s&m kind of torture and not guro, and you could eventually start associating pain with pleasure. Dunwich would probably just drive me insane eventually.

>> No.14084820

>>14084790
Man that's a predictable response. I get it, it's the weekend and you're funposting. The point remains that threadcanon is a negative thing. I'll just leave it at that, you can tell me to "cry more" once again if you so wish. It doesn't make you look 12 or anything.

>> No.14084821

>>14084813

Rusalka doesn't lead to mass murder. Just to guro. They don't kill.

Poisonous slime might kill, but only on accident. Just gotta be careful.

ParaWasp and ManTrap are genociders though.

>> No.14084822
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14084822

So...which horse pussy type is your favorite anon?

There are no wrong answers here barring the wrong ones of course.

>> No.14084823
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14084823

Cossack dancing monstergirls.

>> No.14084826

>>14084822
Bipedal and Frontpussy.

>> No.14084827

>>14084822
Cereapussy.
Unicornpussy.

>> No.14084828

>>14084820
No but cry more though.

>> No.14084831

>>14084822
>horse pussy
Begone.

>> No.14084833

>>14084789
>would pawed girls wear socks or mittens?
How would they fit? Do they have to go to Mofus R Us and get meaty paw clothes?

>> No.14084834

>>14084821
>just to guro
>this being better in any way

euH

>> No.14084835

>>14084822
I like her mouth pussy

>> No.14084836

>>14084821
Parasite Wasp needs to die in a fire.

>> No.14084840
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>>14084822
Nightmare pussy.

Preferably tall and muscular, or shortstacked.

>> No.14084845

>>14084833
No, they go to Wurm Mart.

>> No.14084847

>>14084833
Of course there would be special clothing for paws, just like there are different sizes for different people already.

>> No.14084848
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14084848

>"Excuse me, but I think you might be lost."
>"This is a private beach. Only elves are allowed here, no round-ea...errr, humans. No humans."
>"You understand me, right? NO HYOO-MANS, okay? HYOO-MAN, NO! SHARP...EAR...ONLY. Yes?"
>"There's a nice indoor pool a few miles away at the community center. You could call a cab, so...oh, you're probably broke, right? I guess I can pay your way."

>> No.14084850
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>>14084822
There is only one answer.
Nah not really, but Nightmare a best.

>> No.14084851

>>14084822
>stars become more visible the closer they are to the sunset
Does it really work like that?

>> No.14084853

>>14084823
all in Russian uniforms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3lhInkpflI

>> No.14084854

>>14084848
Bitch is getting brutally dicked.

>> No.14084855

>>14084820
Werewolves are switches and can be made into dog girls if beaten, so there's nothing wrong with that, so I'm afraid that guy is right and you should cry more.

>> No.14084856

>>14084848
I see you didn't learn your lesson, knife ear...

>> No.14084857

>>14084840
>>14084850
Nightmares are the best centaurs. I want to fuck one in all four of her holes and get violated in my dreams as revenge.

>> No.14084861

>>14084848
time for some titty slapping and knife ear nibbling.
bitch is gonna get hate fucked up the butt.

>> No.14084863

>>14084848
[x]Face Punch
[x]Elbow Drop
[x]Reverse Full Nelson
[x]Rape and Impregnate
[x]No responsibility taken

Called the cops, no one gave a fuck.

>> No.14084864

>>14084848
That elf is getting slapped.

>> No.14084871

>>14084848
Nice suit, slut.

>> No.14084874

>>14084848
>"Miss, I work here."
I just want to see her reaction to that.

>> No.14084875
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>>14084848
An elf who doesn't know her place? That's a rare sight these days, I want to chain her up and force her to do my shitposting for me while I do something productive.

>> No.14084879

>>14084875
>having elves shitpost for you
That would explain the drop in quality.

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>>14084848
I want an Elf to enter estrus for the first time, and forcefully deflower herself with my dick in order to sire more daughterus with me.

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>>14084803
Big meaty wanwans?

>> No.14084889

>>14084857
Pay-Back Dream Sex sounds pretty nice.

>> No.14084891

>>14084875
What if that's really the case and in the future we aren't talking about MGs anymore it's just a bunch of tied up knife ears being forced to call each other fags over the internet all day?

>> No.14084892

>>14084875
You would need to supervise the bitch at all times to get her to shitpost properly. I have mine do my physics homework while I shitpost. If you want it done right, do it yourself.

>> No.14084893

>>14084848
>ignore elf acquire tan

>> No.14084894

>>14084884
>all those .jpg artifacts
Why?

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>>14084894
I'm sorry anon, but it's the only image I have.

>> No.14084898

>>14084855
My argument was the thread can be inflexible about it's own threadcanon. Anyway, I have no idea why we're still doing this, I wasn't even the guy complaining about lilims.

>> No.14084899

>>14084848
Dear Diary, today I purged a filthy knife ear with an unwarranted sense of self importance. I had her liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti. I would have had her cheeks too, but heaven knows how much ejaculate have been on those.

>> No.14084901

>>14084891
>There's a raise in people whiteknighting for elves and not talking shit about them
>Anons without slaves are horribly confused
>Every so often someone checks what their slave is posting and cream pies them once for every bad post
>>14084892
I think I'll get mine to write smut for me, I'm thinking she might have the experience necessary to do a bondage story about elves.

>> No.14084903

>>14084896
I want the wolf to help me bury my bone while the tanuki uses my face to weigh her assets.

>> No.14084906

>>14084901
>Creampies for monstergirls
>As "punishment"
That explains all the shitposting going around here. Fucking elves.

>> No.14084907

>>14084884
I'm glad he's still drawing her, those fucking massive claws are pure fearboner.

>> No.14084908

I want to get my Krampus mistress her favorite Metal band's album for Christmas!

>> No.14084910

>>14084906
Well they've elves, they'll protest the whole time about the purity of their race and complain about humans being brutes but they probably like it. It certainly would explain a lot.

>> No.14084912

>>14084898
>threadcanon
>meaning shit

Anon...

>> No.14084920

>>14084908
Your Krampus mistress is dumb and smelly!

>> No.14084922

>>14084901
These greentexts you people write in this thread is so stupid it's funny.

>> No.14084932

>>14084922
If we weren't stupid we wouldn't be here. If we were smart we'd be out in the world researching how to make a portal or doing secret experiments to create monster girls.

But that's all beyond our capabilities so we're sat here posting silly shit.

>> No.14084933

>>14084932
>If we were smart we'd be out in the world researching how to make a portal or doing secret experiments to create monster girls.
Why aren't we all in North Korea right now doing genetic engineering experiments? What happened to our ambitions, guys? We could at least have some meek kemonomimi by now.

>> No.14084934
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14084934

Would you a paranoid conspiracy theorist Yeti?
Would you listen as she rambles about how the abominable snowman is a myth designed to instil a fear of Yetis in single men?
Would you nod politely as she accuses Tanukis of spreading itching powder around on international hugging day?
Would you stop staring at that tight sweater she's wearing? Please? She's got important things to say and she only wears the thing so the government can't read her measurements.

>> No.14084937

>>14084933
They would be 3D. I don't really want 3D monstergirls.

>> No.14084938

>>14084934
Nah, she sounds like a hassle.

>> No.14084939

>>14084933
>We could at least have some meek kemonomimi by now.
Knowing our luck we'd try to make a cute Werecat and it'd come out as a Cait Sith, at least in North Korea there's no shortage of execution methods to get rid of it.

>> No.14084943

>>14084934
What if I agree with her, and propose the idea of Southern nationalism and seceding to create a new free world, safe from the corrupt Jewnukis.

The only problem is it's hot in the South, would a Yeti be willing to put up with heat?

>> No.14084945

>>14084937
You could engineer out a number of 3DPD elements and control her environment to remove most of the rest. It wouldn't be so bad.

>>14084939
The first step is rarely pretty, but that's life. Think of what would happen once we figured out tails though. TEN tailed kitsune! Fluff for days! Science ban--wait, what's the Kekekerean equivalent of "banzai?"

>> No.14084948

>>14084933
I'd rather be a sorcerer and exploit the dormant magical energies of the world to open a bridge to their world.

>> No.14084951

>>14084934
I'd happily lay on her lap as she told me that Michelle Obama is secretly a lizard woman and that Tanuki control the media.

I'd even help her make a shitty microsoft sam narrated video with "proof" if it meant I could get Yeti hugs. I'm just a Yeti slut at heart.

>> No.14084954
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>Not enough short stack commissions

Why live?

>> No.14084957

>>14084945
>Ten tailed Kistune
And it's not a Buttplug? Fantastic, 11% extra fluffiness, the world shall envy such advances in research. They'll call us crazy and inhumane but we'll mealy laugh and thank the great leader for the opportunities he has given us.

>> No.14084963

>>14084957
>Kitsune that wants more tails so she uses a buttplug so she looks like a two-tail

Well?

>> No.14084966

>>14084954
I wouldn't mind commissioning a nice shortstack Wight or Vampire but like with most things it's finding an artist who's style would fit the theme and has reasonable prices.

>> No.14084973

I finally realized why i like Lescatie so much. Its basically that one dark elf orc rape hentai but with the genders reversed.

>> No.14084975 [SPOILER] 
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>>14084963
Yes.

>> No.14084978

>>14084973
>you will never read about the big bad Paladin and the three busty P'Orcs

>> No.14084979

I wanna watch a Wurm waveride!

>> No.14084981
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>> No.14084982

>>14084796
>take off that weird tail monster thing and stop her from making trollfaces
Over the fucking line.

>> No.14084984

>>14084973
>There will never be a reverse gender version of that hentai.
>Specifically, some random knight or paladin getting captured by Dark Elves and gangraped until everyone involved is ahegaoing.
>There are practically no hentai series about guys getting raped by girls at all.
God damn it! How am I supposed to satisfy my fucked up fetish?

>> No.14084986

>>14084982
Read the whole post anon.
He was talking about how much Re looks like Lich.

>> No.14084989

>>14084984
Well, there's that one Hroz manga where the orcs attack a village of succubi because they thought they were elves.

>> No.14084990

>>14084982
That would put her squarely over the fucking line, yes.

I wonder what a lich's favored sex position would be? Maybe something in a room of mirrors so she can observe the situation from all angles?

>> No.14084993

>>14084989
I meant without Orcs involved.
Unless they're monstergirl orcs.
I just have this disturbing fetish for reverse gangrape is all.

>> No.14084997

>>14084990
Probably Cowgirl. Gives her a good point of observation and lets her control the pace of the "experiment".

>> No.14085001

>>14084990
>I wonder what a lich's favored sex position would be?

You'll find out after a few decades of careful study of every position in the kama sutra.

>> No.14085007

>>14084822
Vanilla centaur.

>> No.14085013

>>14084997
>Lich cowgirl
I want art of this. I know there's already a picture, but everything looks off about it

>> No.14085014

>>14084932
Imagine if a guy from NASA or CERN who liked monstergirls visited these threads daily?

>> No.14085017

I want to catch two Harpies, lean in to their ears, and whisper Mahna Mahna

>> No.14085020

>>14084984
http://i.imgur.com/XH2MdaR.jpg

I'm afraid that kind of rape typically only occurs when the victim is unattracted to whatever is raping them.

I still would.

>> No.14085029

>>14084934
I'm not so keen on that last one, if she looked like that, but still, see >>14084951

>> No.14085033

>>14085014
>NASA
>CERN
Useless. We need them to be from DARPA or something for militarized jinko action. Or at least Monsanto. Hippie hating alraune when?

>> No.14085037

>>14085033
>DARPA
So you want them to make monstergirls emotionless weapons of war who follow every order without question.

>> No.14085038

>>14085014
What if they already know monster girls exist and just don't tell us? What if those people who post about having monster girl wives every so often are telling the truth and actually having secret baby making sessions at CERN HQ? This is enough to make a man paranoid.

>> No.14085039

>>14085014
The last time CERN tried something involving other dimensions and 4chan a plane crashed with no survivors.

>>14084984
Maybe KC will make a doujin someday? His descriptions of the wars his world has end up being a reverse mass rape in most cases.

>> No.14085041

>>14085039
It was a big deal.

>> No.14085046

>>14085020
Their bodies are a nice mixture of bustiness and muscular, but what the fuck is up with those faces and segmented noses? Yeesh.

>> No.14085047

>>14085037
With current geopolitics I don't think a soldier that follows orders COMPLETELY without question would actually be a positive thing at all, but if you want a kuu, loyal rape machine they're your ticket. Just think of what they'd do with jinko, mantis or sahaguin. Or fucking soldier beetles, holy shit.

>> No.14085050

>>14085046
>but what the fuck is up with those faces and segmented noses? Yeesh
Still much better than pig orcs.

>> No.14085051

>>14085041
musculature*

>> No.14085055

>>14085047
No, I mean an actual organic weapon controlled by microchips in its head.

>>14085038
If only you knew how much has been hidden from the public eye.

>> No.14085059

>>14085050
Didn't pig Orcs actually originate in the west though? Might and Magic had them IIRC.

>> No.14085062

>>14085046
I kinda like it. Makes for good rape faces. They're unconventional, but not entirely unattractive to me.

The brutish, 'ugly' faces also add to the degradation aspect. Like, 'Yeah, you're disgusted, but your dick is still hard so take it.'

>> No.14085063

>>14084934
Big, meaty paws are a government invention created during the Cold War from experiments outside Geneva Conventions so big, meaty paw girls can't use keyboards to tell everyone about the conspiracies
I-I'm not just saying this so I can get sweater Yeti cuddles

>> No.14085064

>>14085033
>yfw it's actually been people at Area 51 starting monster girl trends in order to gauge both public reaction and public taste
>yfw they've been doing it because it's not UFO's and aliens that they have there, but ancient, advanced technology found in caverns miles below the surface that's capable of creating life

>> No.14085068

>>14085047
Two words:
Military. Golems.
Kuudere humanoid war machines with one malfunctioning every now and then, turning furiously yandere for the engineer in charge of maintaining her.

I hope KC has a clockwork automaton in mind for the future. Robot girls were my sort of thing before I discovered monstergirls

>> No.14085074

>>14085059
That's 1st Edition DnD like dogbolds which took off in Japan back in the day. Kind of like Germany only plays Succession Wars Battletech.

>> No.14085077

>>14085038
Sounds like conspiracy Yeti has found a way to use a keyboard with those FUCKING HUGE HANDS

>> No.14085078

>>14085055
I'd still take it. They'd be far less waifu and far more organic onahole, but still. hopefully they'd be kind enough to build in some kind of bonding system for extra operational operation cohesion or something.

>> No.14085083

>>14084989
>Hroz
Into the trash
I just can't understand how people fap to that
Shit art, non-existing "plot"

>> No.14085088
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>>14085083
Rude

>> No.14085089

>>14085078
Organic weapons are a complex concept that have barely even started being develop with the mind-controlling of insects. Who knows how many it'll cost with a bigger creature, or if Geneva is gonna be okay with it at all.

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>>14085077
What are you talking about, there's no Yeti here. There's not one standing behind me asking me to type this out for her either so don't go getting funny ideas.

Really I mean it. Yetis sure are cute though.

>> No.14085098

>>14085089
*Develop
*how much it'll cost
Fuck

>> No.14085100

>>14085062
>>14085046

Imagine your delicate, golden-haired Elf fiance being forced to watch this entire event. Jealous, bitter, heartbroken tears well up in her large, blue eyes as this huge, ugly Orcess barbarian makes you cum. This vulgar, primitive savage is forcing herself upon you but also pleasuring you in a way that the refined Elf is completely incapable of. The green-skinned brute stares directly into the Elf's weeping eyes as she grabs you by the neck and forces her long, powerful tongue down your throat.

And in the midst of rape-induced ecstasy you fervently kiss back, licking at her trap protruding teeth as she rapes your mouth and continues to straddle you.

>> No.14085102

>>14084984
>hentai series about guys getting raped by girls at all.
Try Kansen series

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>>14085062
I like seductive, predatory rape faces, but I can see why you'd go for the mad brute approach, too.

>> No.14085107

>>14085089
Take your reality and get the hell out of here! I'm trying to fantasize, dammiiiit!

>> No.14085109

A Krampus can't dominate you and hurt you if you hug her really tight and bind her hands right?

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>>14085083
>Shit art
Hold on son, his girls are fucking thick.

>> No.14085117

>>14085100
This is fine.

>> No.14085121

>>14085109
She can hurt you emotionally.

>> No.14085124

>>14085100
Will there be Orc daughterus? I'd like to imagine an alternate MGE where there are Orcs that are super brutish and very rapey compared to the sadomasochistic piggies we have now.

>> No.14085125

>>14085121
"I've never loved you, Anon."

>> No.14085126

>>14085083
Don't you dare to talk shit about Hroz, son

>> No.14085127

>>14085109

>Abusing your Krampus like that

Come on. You know she needs to hurt you in order to feel good. Don't be selfish.

>> No.14085132

>>14085127
Krampus that's into CBT when? I bet they'd love sounding.

>> No.14085133

>>14085121
>>14085125
That just makes me want to hug her harder though!

>>14085127
She'll have to wait until the hug is over then.

>> No.14085136

>>14085127
I don't mind being hurt to get her rocks off, but does she at least give good aftercare?

>> No.14085140
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How do you feel about Squirrels anon?

>> No.14085141

>>14085124
It wouldn't be rape if you weren't forced to knock them up.

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>>14085100
We really need snu snu orcs that aren't pig-faced.

>> No.14085149

>>14085140
They are disease ridden vermin that should be purged

>> No.14085153

>>14085102
I like Kansen, but I always wanted to try a zombie story of my own. The setting was basically:
>Zombie Apocalypse
>but it only affects women
>they're more MGE zombies than the Romero type
>range from mindless stumbling after men to almost eloquent yet still single minded, just below wight status, which in this scenario is a gradual process where the zombie gets smarter after every ejaculation she receives
>characters are a bunch of guys hiding out somewhere
>and the MC's uninfected girlfriend
I had a scene in mind where the MC comes across a scientist who is trying to teach an infected spec ops girl how to act civilly, Day of the Dead style. She's one of the smarter types, only she keeps twisting any conversation to lewd things and keeps trying to lunge at any guy near her.

It just needs someone decent to actually write it

>> No.14085156

>>14085124

>Raped and subjugated by green Orc barbarian tribe
>Become used to it over the years. You're part house-husband, part sextoy
>The inevitable daughteru. It was a long pregnancy. Made your 'wife's' hormones go wild too.
>She'd grown up into a respectable young lady by Orc standards...which is to say, a long-haired dirty ruffian with a long history of scraped and busted lips.
>She sort've imprinted on you. You were in charge of patching her up and taking care of her, so it was only natural. You patched up the boo-boos and kissed them better, you made soup when she was ill, etc.
>She still bullied you. That was just the way of things. Disobedient, impish little monster whose attitude changed entirely as soon as she hurt herself, changing suddenly into that big, blubbering mess who needed papa to make her feel better.
>She was always well-behaved when the wife was around, at least. She didn't tolerate her daughter disrespecting you and would frequently 'beat the brat' out of her before sending outside to play.
>Then bullying and raping you for fun anyway.

>> No.14085161
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>>14085140
I want to give a squirrel girl my nuts.

>> No.14085166

>>14085140
>Live near a big woodland
>the only animals you ever see there are the occasional deer and a metric fuckton of squirrels
In the monstergirl apocalypse I'm getting the Makoto. Whether I'm ok with it or not.

>> No.14085168

>>14085166

For every deer you see, there are 100 spiders you don't. If you are near the woodland then you are surrounded by bugs at all times.

Enjoy your Mosquito waifu.

>> No.14085178

>>14085153
>the zombie gets smarter after every ejaculation she receives
MachineAnon Zombie to Wight story was fucking great
Best undead story ever told
It's a real shame that he went full ego-centered and died

>> No.14085181

>>14085077
http://i.imgur.com/biKIruD.jpg
When she's really getting into it, it looks like she's furiously dancing

>> No.14085182

>>14085178
It's been done? Even better, now I can just read it instead of fucking it up.

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>>14085178
Y'know, I've often wondered how a Zombie looks during each transitional phase to Wighthood.

>> No.14085198

>>14085153
>>14085178
I just realized that regular monsterization kinda resembles a zombie infection story. Succubi can turn humans into succubi, it can spread through the air/water.
Im not sure if this is a fear boner or a regular boner

>> No.14085201

>>14085182
You haven't read it?
http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc
It's awesome. There is also great werewolf story and half a dozen of short stories

>> No.14085206

>>14085198
>some genius lilim invents a monsterization version of foxdie

>> No.14085208
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14085208

Can love bloom on rapefield?

>> No.14085209
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Does your monster waifu know how to cook, unlike most 2d normie whores these days? If so, what does she like cooking for you most? What's her specialty?

>> No.14085211

>>14085178
>Best undead story ever told
Hardly. It was decent, but nowhere near that good.

>> No.14085218

>>14085209
Having big wings and living alone for most of her life wold mean she probably won't be a good cook.

>> No.14085219

>>14084975
Anubis a bestest.

>> No.14085221

>>14085140
A little nutty, but I can't hate them. Still have Hazel on the brain.

>> No.14085224

>>14085218
or she learned how to cook well out of necessity and boredom.

>> No.14085225

>>14085209
She's not real so how the fuck would I know you raging retard?

>> No.14085227

>>14085013
Screw you man, Norasuko's great.

>>14085014
You know that Nibelfader's a Nuclear Physicist, right? And I'm pretty sure there are at least a couple engineering students of varying disciplines.

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>>14085209

>> No.14085229

>>14085209
>Dat dual XLR balanced audio cable
Well, at least he has nice headphones.

>> No.14085230
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>>14085140
They're pretty damn great.
That one anyway.

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>>14084085
This.

>> No.14085233

>>14085201
>http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc
>murdering the women on the street

As much as I love undead, that's extremely fucked up.

>> No.14085235

>>14085124
But MGE orcs are brutal rapists by default. You have to break them to turn them into pig sluts.

>> No.14085236

Is there a monstergirl out there that cant turn yandere?

>> No.14085238

>>14085224
Or she just eats instant noodles all the time so she doesn't have to stop shitposting on /hbg/.

>> No.14085241

>>14085209
So long as she can make light, fluffy pancakes, we're good.

>> No.14085244

>>14085209
What the everlasting fuck is this abomination?

>> No.14085246

>>14085230
Thank god that Tanabe doujin finally got scanned.

>> No.14085248

>>14085236
Probably a Jiang-Shi if you write on her tag 'DON'T GO CRAZY'.

>> No.14085249

>>14085211
This. For a guy with an ego that big the writing isn't exactly amazing and >>14085233
makes it a bit uncomfortable. There are plenty of undead stories out there that are half decent and don't need some brutal mass murder stuff to start them off.

>> No.14085254

>>14085244
dindins for hubby ;)

>> No.14085257

>>14085244
Probably something a nigger would make.

>> No.14085259

>>14085246
Agreed. Saves me the trouble and risk to mine.

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>>14085246
>think you were lying
>go check
>it is
thank you based gods of lewd

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>>14085209
>the cucumber isn't even peeled
>the slices are all different thicknesses
>the bread isn't even toasted

>> No.14085272

>>14085168
>Sounding insect waifu
Please fucking no.

>> No.14085273

>>14085244
What some people settle for, these days.

>> No.14085279

>>14085206
I want MGS with monsters.

>> No.14085282

>>14085270
>the bread isn't even toasted
Hey now, give credit where credit is due. She may have used shitty bread and reaped everything else in the bad metaphorical way, but she at least burned it a little first.

>> No.14085284

>>14085279
Do we play as a Lamia for the fun of the pun, or something more reasonable like a Kunoichi or Mantis?

>> No.14085285

>>14085267
Anon I wouldn't lie about these things.

>> No.14085293

>>14085285
I'm sorry, this site has made me lose trust in things i see on the internet

>> No.14085295

>>14085270
That's a zucchini. Hell, if she would have just microwaved that with a little garlic, salt, pepper, and butter, then you could have had a good squash side dish.

>> No.14085297

>>14085284
Play as a human fighting monsters.
How would one do CQC on the more different ones like centaurs or lamia?

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>>14085272

Shut up and think of something pretty.

>> No.14085306

>>14085301
I'm glad that bitch died so quickly.

>> No.14085310

>>14085244
Beans on toast.
A british delicacy.
Not so appetizing seeing it in person, apparently.

>> No.14085313

>>14085201
>lewd scene redacted
its shit

>> No.14085315

>>14085295
>zucchini

definitely not a zucchini

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>>14085310
As a britfag beans on toast honestly disgusts me.

I want my waifu to cook me some black pudding and sausage.

>> No.14085329

>>14085284
I could see Raiden as a mantis.

>> No.14085333

>>14085248
>Probably a Jiang-Shi if you write on her tag 'DON'T GO CRAZY'.
They can ignore anything written on the tag if they don't like it. If anything, that'll somehow manage to just make her even more yan.

Come to think of it, isn't being tagged one of the actual mythological creature's biggest weaknesses? Jiang-Shi confirmed for imba as fuck, pls nerf.

>> No.14085337

>>14085329
Cyborg Mantis with High-Frequency Arm Scythes.

Fuck. Yes.

>> No.14085338

>>14085333
There's quite a few things you can do to ward them off. Throw rice or beans. Hold your breath. Even splash them with a young boy's urine.

Not as imba as you think, but then again this is KC we're talking about. It's pretty much a different set of rules here.

>> No.14085344

>>14085333
>They can ignore anything written on the tag if they don't like it.
Wait what, is this KC or mythology? That sounds dumb as hell and voids just about all story ideas about them.

>> No.14085345

>>14085319
SOILED IT

>> No.14085348

>>14085338
>Even splash them with a young boy's urine.
I don't know if I like where this is going.

>> No.14085349

>>14085344
It's KC's anti-NTR insurance policy.

>> No.14085352

>>14085344
You have to remember KC is a strict advocate of the "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" movement.

This is his way of preventing things like NTR and Mind Control since those aren't his fetishes.

>> No.14085354

>>14085344
In KC's if they recognize something they find well and truly objectionable has been written on their tag, they'll be compelled to rip it off.

Given that's how it works, one would infer then that they cannot simply "Ignore" what they don't like being written on it. They'll remove it if they don't want it to affect them. Chances are something like "Don't be Crazy" wouldn't trigger this impulse.

>> No.14085356

>>14085333
They have to actually pull the tag off to ignore it though. I wonder what would happen if you cut her undead arms off so she couldn't pull the tag off. It would be extremely hard to do considering their super human strength.

>> No.14085360

>>14085348
Apparently that is indeed a thing Jiangshi are vulnerable to. So. Yeah.

>> No.14085364

>>14085349
I could see a use for it if she shuts down if you try to force her into NTR, but just being able to disobey is shit. Having a catatonic Jiang-Shi rocking herself and crying after a faceless fat man tries to force her to suck a dozen dicks at once would be p. cute.

>> No.14085366

>>14085348
>>14085360
Jiangshi /ss/ when?

>>14085364
Dude. What.

>> No.14085368

>>14085354
That's supposing they aren't crazy to begin with and don't mind it.

But if a yandere jiangshi came for you and you put it on her she'd probably take it as an affront of the highest order. Why shouldn't you like her just the way she is? So what if she killed a few girls, they were all whores anyway who were after your dick.

Then you get regular yandere shenanigans that end with you tied up/limbless/dead

>> No.14085369

>>14085366
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF YOUR YOUR MEME /SS/ BULLSHIT

>> No.14085370

>>14085364
Out.

>> No.14085374

>>14085369
fuck off with your meme meme bullshit.

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>>14085306
You know who didn't die quickly enough?

This faggot.

>> No.14085380

>>14085368
Also remember that MAMONO MANA would calm her down some and make you more amenable to the yan in the first place though. You meet in the middle so you wouldn't necessarily even NEED to write such a command. Even if there was a need, would she really object so much if you truly loved her and maybe jus twanted her to stop stabbing everyone around you? One has to wonder how that logic would play out.

>> No.14085382

>>14085368
>yandere w/ stiffness

I'm suddenly imagining The Shape from the Halloween movies hopping after his victims.

>> No.14085384

>>14085366
>/ss/
It's shit.

>> No.14085385

>>14085366
That would be...something, actually.
But wouldn't they possibly be turned of by young bys, particularly because of they're vulnerability to boy's piss?

>> No.14085388

>>14085380
>Guy sneaks a "Love me" note on his oneesan type childhood friend Jiangshi
>Receive yandere
That's going into the ideas list

>> No.14085390

>>14085385
>The Order recruits child soldiers to piss on Jiangshi

>> No.14085391

>>14085368
Actually, you know what?

I don't think she'd have any problems at all with having a "Don't Be Crazy" tag stuck to her head. Of course she'd never do anything crazy if her beloved anon doesn't want her to! Hmm? Why, don't be silly. There's nothing crazy about turning that whore that looked at you funny, then dumping her undead corpse off a cliff.

>> No.14085393

>>14085378
I don't know man, her death scene didn't feel like justice to me at all. I really started to feel for the ants the longer that arc went on. All of them except Pouf. Fuck Pouf.

>> No.14085394

>>14085390
>>The Order recruits child soldiers to piss inside Jiangshi as torture
Boner alert!

>> No.14085397

>>14085388
>He also has an onee-san type slightly older titania friend
Let the games begin.

>>14085390
I can see an old paladin doing it too.
>Brother, why do you void yourself on the jiang shi? Your urine is entirely ineffective!
>Oh I know, I just do it for fun. Wanna try?

>> No.14085400

>>14085385
Many people fetishize that which they are afraid of. I see no reason to think Jiangshi would be any different in this regard. Some of them at least.

>> No.14085403

>>14085382
>Yandere jiangshi helplessly trying to hop after you in the middle of the night while you walk at a brisk but not entirely alarmed rate.
>She's screaming her heart out to you while other couples sorta swerve around her avoiding her gaze

>> No.14085406

>>14085393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YuxDOO8pU

>Didn't feel like justice at all
>Implying Pitou didn't deserve getting the ever-living shit punched out of its skull by Gon-san after he GOES BEYOND

>> No.14085410

>>14085391
Actually there is something wrong with that: it's stupid. Her whore is now undead and as well equipped to please her husband [to be] as she is.

Now, if she turned said whore then set her sights on someone far far FAR FARFARAFAR away from her husband [to be] that's a different story.

>> No.14085413

>>14085391
Now that you mention it, a jiangshi would be able to circumvent a lot of simple commands written on her just by misinterpreting the effect on purpose

>Write a "Don't follow me" on a jiangshi's tag
>She makes a schedule identical to yours so that your paths coincide

>> No.14085421

>>14085413
>Rule lawyering undead
>They're actually smart enough to do it
Hell. You'd need a tanuki with tiny handwriting to get things done right.

>> No.14085422

>>14085406
At first I felt she did, bit I just couldn't bring myself to hate her when it actually happened. It definitely wasn't the triumphant victory of good over evil that I was expecting.

>> No.14085426

>>14085410
Fine.

>"There's nothing crazy about turning that whore that looked at you funny, gluing a tag that says "Stay away from anon" to her face, then dumping her undead body off a cliff."
Happy?

>> No.14085427

Any Titania stories yet?

>> No.14085430

Guys I'm sorry. I think the buttslut Kajourou is dead for now. The ideas are all gone.

>> No.14085434

>>14085430
Well that's a shame.

>> No.14085435

>>14085430
That was supposed to say Kejourou. Fuck.

>> No.14085438

>>14084750
I'd totally take a parasite wasp, minus the snuff. Although it isn't that much of a bad-end anymore, I guess.

Dunwich for real bad end.

>> No.14085439

>>14085430
It was bound to happen eventually. I'm glad the Hellhound story got finished first, at least.

>> No.14085440

>>14085430
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. I hope you get some motivation soon, that story was tits.

>> No.14085445

>>14085426
Perhaps she's wondering why you'd turn a woman undead before throwing her off a cliff?

Also, that fall might knock off her seal and you're right back in that same bad situation if she's capable of moving/gets healed after. I think the minimally violent approach is best here. Or if you're going to do something violent at least make it effectively so: cut some tendons and ship her overseas or something.

Actually, if the human grill actually liked Anon enough that seal wouldn't even work in the first place. So yeah, just make her go away.

>> No.14085450

>>14085434
>>14085439
>>14085440
I'm not completely dead though. I still have plans for that Loli Shirohebi who needs yandere lessons once I feel better. This week was not the best.

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>You'll never organize the MGs who cross into our world into the strongest PF
>Alternatively you'll never organize the MGs who cross into our world into a strong pure soldier nation

>> No.14085458

>>14085450
Oh. Alright. I figured you were entering the void all the dead writers end up in, for a while anyway. Hopefully next week is better for you?

>> No.14085462

>>14085445
>Perhaps she's wondering why you'd turn a woman undead before throwing her off a cliff?
Because hugbox.

>Fall might knock the seal off
That's why you use superglue.

>> No.14085463

>>14080407
Are there any stories that read like a nature documentary, like one that could be narrated by David Attenborough?

>> No.14085464

>>14085458
Thanks anon. Even if I do go dead for awhile I'm positive I'll be back someday. That's usually how things go for me.

>> No.14085465

>>14085430
Awwww maaaaaan.

>>14085450
Well, that's something at least.

>> No.14085466

>>14085451
Less sure likes jew guns. At least make some art with them sexy hot TAVOR-21's.

>> No.14085467

>>14085427
No.

There's not a whole lot of stories for the newer girls, which isn't really surprising.

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>>14085430

Aw that's a shame.

>> No.14085469

>>14085463
Please tell me you've read the old Steve Irwin /tg/ greentexts. If you haven't, you're in for a treat.

>> No.14085476

>>14085430
Losing motivation mid-story is just the worst. Wanting to be able to do it but leaving people hanging is a really bad feeling. Hopefully at least something new pops up.

>> No.14085478

>>14085445
>Perhaps she's wondering
Because she's a big girl and knows you can do what you want.

>> No.14085489

>>14085469
I have anon, but I want more.

>> No.14085494

>>14085468
got anymore delicious butts?

>> No.14085495

>>14085478
Wait. Are you telling me the jiangshi is CIA? Wasgetting caught part of the human girl's master plan? And they're both doing all this for you?

That's kinda romantic in a twisted way.

>> No.14085508

How worried does your waifu get when you get a cold or a fever? Would she prevent you from going to work in this state?

>> No.14085511

>>14085508
Being a lamia, a species that is known for its clinginess, probably yes.

>> No.14085512

>>14085508
Some physical restraining would be involved but only because she knows I'm too stubborn to just stay in bed.

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>> No.14085523

>>14085508
Considering she's a Holstaur it'd be a double hit, one she's more motherly and caring so she'd already be worried, second if it managed to get past the powers of her milk then it'd probably be something serious. So yeah pretty worried but I wouldn't be, due to the nature of my work I'm not allowed to go in while sick so it just allows me more time at home to cuddle with her and play vidya.

>> No.14085524

>>14085508
>Lich
She'll help me get better pretty easily, I think, but if it's bad enough she definitely wont let me spread it.

>> No.14085528

>>14085516
>[X] Hugs and headpats

>> No.14085530

>>14085516
I really need to get that game.

>> No.14085534

>>14085508
Being an Anubis, I imagine she'd put me on a very strict routine designed to minimize recovery time by ensuring I get just the right amounts of rest, exercise, and proper nutrition to help deal with whatever given illness.

>> No.14085535

>>14085516
Why is that monoeye so cute? They shouldn't be so protectable.

>> No.14085536

>>14085534
She'd probably view herself as a failure for letting you get sick in the first place. Lots of tender healing would be needed all around.

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>>14085494

Not too much but have some ghost butt.

>> No.14085545

Some anons may write lewd or otherwise sexual things on their Jiangshi wife's tag, like "loves anal" or "baby crazy".
Me? I'd write "loves to cuddle".

>> No.14085548

>>14085508
I don't get sick often, but when I do I get way, way sicker than anyone has any right to be.
If I got the flu again like I did earlier this year, she'd have a Lich and some of those undead lamentation mushrooms on standby the entire time.

>> No.14085550

>>14085548
>I don't get sick often, but when I do I get way, way sicker than anyone has any right to be.
Oh hi there Liquid Me.

>> No.14085554

>>14085545
So you'd go beyond lewd right to cuddling? Bet you'd put something about handholding on the back too, wouldn't you?

>> No.14085559

>>14085554
I'd go even further and add that she gets sweaty palms and is really self conscious about it.

>> No.14085565

>>14085559
Mom's spaghetti?

>> No.14085568

What Monster Girl would be best with a dark black hair and a thick russian accent?

>> No.14085570

>>14085536
And I welcome it. Oh how I welcome it...

Anyway, MG Waifus in Nurse Outfits when?

>> No.14085573

>>14085568
Archne or Holst.

>> No.14085575

>>14085430
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

>> No.14085577

>>14085568
Jinko.
It's not a meme, it just works.

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>>14085570

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>>14085570

>Kejourou in a nurse outfit

Yes please.

>> No.14085585

Dire wolf girl

Imagine her towering over you with breasts stuck right in your face while sporting a military uniform that's nearly tearing at the seams barking an unintelligible order right at you.

Of course, that's just for a second before she forces you into a headlock and disarming you.

>> No.14085586

>>14085545
You can write more than one thing, so why not have both the lewd and lovey dovey stuff written down? Wouldn't be best to have both cuddles and kinks?

>> No.14085589

>>14085430
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1441911415981.webm

>> No.14085598

>>14085589
is that the end of "The mist"?

>> No.14085599

>>14085589
What a terrible movie.

>> No.14085600

>>14085344
This applies if they've already revived, so if you want a slave just get yourself a corpse and raise it yourself.

>> No.14085604

>>14085508
>Ignis
Probably tells me to get over it at first, being all fiery and headstrong. If things actually start to look bad tells me to direct all my effort to recovering.

>> No.14085606

>>14085599
What a terrible opinion.

>> No.14085608

>>14085344
I think its more if you write suicide on their tag they dont just off themselves then and there.

>> No.14085614

>>14085516
Creepy.

>> No.14085616

>>14085585
Why is she wrestling me in the first place? I'm just an average height scrawny little human boy.

>> No.14085617

>>14085598
Yes.

>> No.14085621

>>14085616
It's because you're a scrawny and little human boy.

>> No.14085629

>>14085600
If they can ignore it I wonder if they can also distort the meaning to screw with you. Like if you write "loves oral" on her tag to get her to give more blowjobs, could she turn it around and start forcing you to eat her out at random moments just to get back at you?

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>>14085621
Okay. In that regard I'm totally fine with getting a faceful of giant Direwolf titties as she sniffs my hair.

>> No.14085637

>>14085616
What are you doing arguing with a headpatsnaz officer in the first place? Sounds to me like you wanted to get wrestled into submission in the first place. Open and shut case.

>> No.14085646

>>14085634
What if she get upset because all the other solders make fun of her for doting on you?

>> No.14085647

>>14085599
You do realize that King himself said the ending was more terrifying in the movie than his ambiguous one in the novella, right?

>TFW no girls based on The Mist's creatures outside of a stupid tryhard one I did over a year ago

>> No.14085651

>>14085629
>being weaker than your wife

>> No.14085661

>>14085651
>Having to be forced to eat her out in the first place.

>> No.14085665

>>14085233
>>14085249
Machineanons Wight story was the first undead story I read. It pretty much put the idea in my head that while undead is lewd/cute etc, is the last faction one should support.

If there's one faction that is worth fighting against it's the undead.

>> No.14085671

>>14085646
Tell her to dote more like the big adorable yet also kinda terrifying fuzzball she is.

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>>14085634
>>14085646
>Dire Wolfu sniffs you, trying to get your scent
>You pull a surprise attack on her and begin sniffing her all over
>The nape of her neck, her breasts, her armpits
>The back of her knee
>Blowing softly onto her stomach
>Her tail is in between her legs and she's growling at you, telling you to stop or face... dire consequences
>Several soldiers gawk and squeal at the idea of the Captain getting it on with a scrawny little punk ass like you
>That night, she comes into your quarters as quiet as a whisper
>Then fucks you as loudly and chaotically as thunder

>> No.14085676

>Not being weaker than your wife
>Not being her cute little boy toy
>Not enjoying delicious femdom with her
>Not being her little lovable househusband she brags about to all her coworkers and drinking buddies

Well I guess we all have different tastes.

>> No.14085677

>>14085661
>eating maggot filled pussy

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>>14085578
Tailpussy is the best thing KC has done.

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>>14085634
Let loose the dogs of war!

>> No.14085684

>>14085677
>making things up to fit your narrative

>> No.14085685

>>14085676
Spotted the amazon.

>> No.14085690

>>14085585
>>14085616

Remember the basics of CQC!

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>>14085672
Smells are pretty gross. Let's shower instead.

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>>14085672
I like this.

>> No.14085696

>>14085685
Some people just want to be their wife's cute little boy.

>> No.14085697

>>14085684
>making things up
>a corpse doesn't get all it's orifices fill of maggots

>> No.14085699

>>14085693
Agreed. Showers can be very lewd.

>> No.14085702

>>14085697
She' undead. There's a difference.

>> No.14085705

>>14085680
>glamorizing a bunch of losers who got beaten by borche-gobbling downies.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1442099227408.webm

>> No.14085709

>>14085697
>what is mamonomana
So yes, you are making things up.

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>>14085696
And some don't, you got a fucking problem?

>> No.14085718

>>14085685
I'm pretty sure an Amazon isn't a submissive human boy.

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>> No.14085720

>>14085696
I'm all for gentle femdom, but when you're constantly being told you're weak and incompetent both inside and outside the bedroom I start getting quite peeved.

>> No.14085721

>>14085693
Fun fact; finding a person's natural body odor pleasant is a sign of good biological compatibility.

>>14085699
True tho.

>> No.14085722

>>14085651
She's a super powered zombie with magical abilities and I'm an average human, so of course she's stronger than me. I'm not some body builder or hero, so a high class monster would be pretty hard to out-muscle.

>> No.14085725

>>14085721
All body odor is disgusting.

>> No.14085726

>>14085508
Kikimora starts hyper panicking at the fever
She knows she disinfected the hacksaw wound but still jumps when she thinks she missed a spot.

>> No.14085727

>>14085709
>I have no imagination and the thought of a guy finding a not so fresh corpse to raise has not crossed my mind at all

This is your brain on sunshine kids.

>muh mamono mana
>the entire world, 100% percent of it is covered in it and that's why you have demon realms everywhere and the species have been unified

LOL k

>> No.14085728

>>14085720
But she loves you in spite of those facts though, that's the beauty of it!

>> No.14085729

I'm a little tipsy and need to know for reasons that may or may not result in a story, what kind of monster girl would be most likely to take advantage of a guy after he's been drinking?

Hard mode, no Onis. That shit's overdone.

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>>14085719
Is Momiji off to get married?

>> No.14085732

>>14085709
Not him but knowing KC, his answer would be more like "mamanonomaggots make you feel GOOOOOOOOOOOOD and increase your pleasure" rather than "they don't exist"

>> No.14085738

>>14085722
>Being weaker than your wife, period

>> No.14085740

>>14085718
No, but who would be more likely to push the submissive little human boy agenda, hmm?

>> No.14085741

>>14085695
It's my headcanon that canid Monstergirls get off on strengthening their bond with their husbands via scent through either furiously sniffing and petting/getting sniffed or pet by.

Just like I like to pretend that girls like Manticores, Sphinxes, and Jinkos mark their husbands with cheek rubs and in the case of the first huffing mane

>>14085680
Schwarzwulf go and stay fucking gone

>> No.14085742

>>14085712
God damn Sento has the best body.

>> No.14085745

>>14085729
Centaurs are also known for drinking super heavily. Weresheep too if you fudge them over into faun territory.

>> No.14085747

>>14085740
A faggot?

>> No.14085748

>>14085740
A submissive Human Boy who's a Monster Girl supremacist?

>> No.14085749

>>14085729
The obvious answer is oni, but hated monsters like cait sith could also try because of desperation.

>> No.14085750

>>14085729
An unpopular one. Like a Giant Slug or Roper.

>> No.14085755
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14085755

>>14085719
>Tfw moot forever broke exhentai searching

>> No.14085759

>>14085747
Well okay, alps might fantasize about that too.

>>14085748
The perfect thing for an amazon to pretend to be. I bet you're an amazon too. Pecs or GTFO.

>> No.14085764

>>14085759
I want to be a submissive boy toy to a dominant alp who was raised by amazons!

>> No.14085765

>>14085745
Weresheep could be a fun one actually, especially because of their ability to make people super sleepy. The combination of alcohol and their wool would make a guy completely defenceless.
>>14085749
>Waking up next to a Cait Sith after a night of drinking
A special kind of nightmare that would make a guy sober for the rest of his life

>> No.14085766

>>14085759
We should stop using alp as a substitute for faggot.

>> No.14085767

>>14085729
Some Manticore Cougar. On the prowl for men to take back home with her.

>> No.14085768

>>14085755
Who's moot?

>> No.14085771

>>14085767
We need more cougar Monster Girls!

>> No.14085772

>>14085738
Okay chuuni, go on and live in your world where you beat all the waifus.

>> No.14085773

>>14085766
Should we? Every male homo is an alp waiting to happen anyway. It's one of our in-jokes, and one that actually kinda makes sense.

>> No.14085775

>>14085729
Ugly ones.

In reality, I've always thought that the most likely date rapist monstergirl would be a troll.

Just take a second to picture it. You go off to the bathroom and she elegantly plucks a sinister looking berry before squeezing its contents into your drink. You come back, take a sip and immediately start feeling whoozy. All she has to do is hold you in her big manly arms and carry you out while assuring passerbys that she's going to take you to a clinic to get hydrated, only instead she turns toward a dark alley and has her way with you.

Come next morning you wake up to the sound of oomukades prodding you curiously and a strangely fruity smell on your crotch area.

>> No.14085778

>>14085768
Some guy that alped and nobody remembers.

>> No.14085779

>>14085775
She seems too nice to do any of that.

>> No.14085780

>>14085755
Google search works anyway, even if it is one result.

>> No.14085783

>>14085772
>muh chuuni
>muh HFY
>muh maledom
>muh I don't know MGE is RPGlike and even Joe MCFarmer can become Titanus McDongStronk

I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.

>> No.14085787

>>14085773
When you quoted me it didn't, if taken at face value, plus, it stirs those guys.

>> No.14085789

>>14085775
>Trolls
>Ugly
Screw you, I want to cuddle one and be wrapped up in her big lovely arms, I love Trolls!

>> No.14085791

>>14085780
I don't have any results.

>> No.14085792

>>14085775
>Come next morning you wake up to the sound of oomukades prodding you curiously and a strangely fruity smell on your crotch area.
Oomukade would be likely to take advantage of a guy too, I'm tempted to go with that purely because of my love of creepy crawlies.

>> No.14085794
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14085794

>>14085767
>MFW considering writing MantiMILF
>MFW I don't even know how hatesex is supposed to work if it's physically pleasurable for both parties

>> No.14085795

>>14085729
A Mantis who's not only kuudere, but genuinely bad at expressing herself and her feelings, and thus is only comfortable doing stuff with the guy she likes when he's drunk as all hell.

>> No.14085797

>>14085775
Trolls would certainly be capable, but at night I don't see them doing it and in the day they wouldn't date rape you they'd just rape rape you. Along those lines though, maybe a jorogumo if you're drinking during the day.

>>14085787
Why would you take it at face value? I wasn't. And everything stirs those guys, I'm not going out of my way to appease them.

>> No.14085799

>>14085794
You better do it still, I want to read about being raped by a MantiMILF

>> No.14085802

>>14085789
Would you pay a Troll's toll using her Troll hole?

>> No.14085803

>>14085794
Shoggocks pls. Can you do anything besides complain how you 'can't write' and post the same three reaction images over and over?

>> No.14085806

>>14085797
>appease

I think you misunderstand. But I'm not going to spell it out because it's the weekend.

>> No.14085810

>>14085791
Open wiiiide~
https://hitomi.la/galleries/722220.html

>> No.14085818
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>>14085799
Yao MILF

>> No.14085819

>>14085775
There aren't ugly monstergirls.

>> No.14085832

>>14085802
Absolutely, I'd do so while cuddling her tightly, groping that massive Troll HindQuarters, though I'm not sure if I can handle that massive HQ

But I'll do it regardless. I'll even ask her for hand jobs and foot jobs, and enjoy them!

>> No.14085837

>>14085818
Yao a shit. Ugly, disproportioned freak.

>> No.14085840

>>14085803
I'd ask but it looks like IRC sperging so I'll stay out of it.

>> No.14085847
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>>14085779
That's the best part.

She knows it's wrong. She hates herself for doing it and doesn't have the guile to delude herself into believing something like "Men deserve to be raped" or "He wants it too"

Nope, she can fully and honestly admit to herself that rape is a deplorable thing to do and that you don't deserve it. All of this being overridden by the burning desire to hold you and make tender love to you.

The end result being that she loathes herself even as she grinds against your limp body. She lets herself get taken in by the lust and desire dripping through her thighs, but a tiny part of her mind is still screaming at her that she's a pathetic rapist and that she might as well kill herself for doing this.

Then it's over and she does her best to fix you up before stumbling out of the alleyway in a haze of post-sex pleasure and the terrible knowledge that she'll probably do this again seeing as how nobody could ever love an ugly troll like her.

It's the most beautiful despair.

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14085851

>>14085837

>> No.14085857

>>14085819
Have you really looked at a devil bug? Or shoggoth? Or chochin obeke, her body is a fucking paper lantern. You find paper lanterns attractive by themselves? Are you Tile Anon?

Also mucus toad, tentacle, parasite slime, zombie, grizzly, alp.

>> No.14085859

>>14085851
Stupid sharkteeth, slant eyes that open into the shittiest pupils of all, spirals.

>> No.14085861

>>14085847
Has she tried asking or online dating?

>> No.14085862

>>14085857
Shoggoth, Chochin Obake, Mucus Toad, Grizzly, and Alp are all cute though!

>> No.14085863

>>14085847
>nobody could ever love an ugly troll like her.
So wrong it hurts. This is suffering. You forgot to mention the smell though, I'm subtracting a point for that.

>> No.14085869

how would you react if your monster daughteru was fucking around, hurt herself and ruined her beautiful shirt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ

>> No.14085870

>>14085862
Wrong: The Post

>> No.14085871

>>14085847
I want to tell that girl that she's got to keep her head high and smile.

>> No.14085873

>>14085857
>shoggoth
>chockin obake
>tentacle
>mucus toad
>grizzly
>alp

>ugly

>> No.14085875
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14085875

>>14085857
>Calling Shoggoth ugly
>When the Elder Things had used them for millenia upon millenia to help build their empire
>That when it fell the Shoggothes became cute meidos to slake their thirst for servitude
>Meidos that make various things out of their own bio-mass and transmit tactile sensations such as touch to her like a giant erogenous zone

You and I are not male kindred of brown skin

>> No.14085876

>>14085862
Technically speaking parasite slimes are still cute appearance-wise. It's what they ARE that might be revolting. Same with alps.

>> No.14085877

>>14085869
I'M HAVIN' THE MOTHER OF ALL RAVES HERE, JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY CRACKED GLOWSTICK.

>> No.14085887

>>14085857
>chochin obake
>Ugly

fuck off stupid nerd.

>> No.14085892

>>14085869
Laugh at her for being fucking stupid.

>> No.14085894
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14085894

>>14085869
>that moment when he's holding it but it hasn't exploded yet
>that tension of knowing it's about to explode

>> No.14085899

>>14085887
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>> No.14085906

>>14085570
>Holstaur in a nurse outfit
She wouldn't even have time to roleplay before my cock was in her.

>> No.14085908

>>14085857
Anon, what a faggot you are.

>> No.14085911

If you're monstergirl waifu became real or whatever and you two started dating, what would be the biggest obstacle in your relationship?

>> No.14085912

>>14085911
Her trying to get me to quit my lazy, time-wasting ways.

>> No.14085913
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14085913

>>14085899

>> No.14085916

>>14085911
My parents.

>> No.14085918

>>14085847
I want to love a troll like her! I'll love her for everything about her! I'll even suckle her toes to let her know I love everything about her!

>> No.14085920

>>14085911
Explaining to my parents that my waifu is essentially a shambling mass of protoplasmic horror from the Antarctic and she goes 'teke-li-li!' during sex

>> No.14085921

>>14085911
Tile floors.

>> No.14085922

>>14085863
>You forgot to mention the smell though, I'm subtracting a point for that.

I've always imagined that a troll would have a sweet sort of yeasty smell like bread dough that's been rising for a few hours.

And when she gets excited the smell also turns more complex and sour but not bad, full of that rich alcohol flavor that's dripping with natural sweetness.

Honestly. I want to smell a troll.

>> No.14085928

>>14085911
My hatred of seafood.

>> No.14085929

>>14085859
That's a good joke, anon.
Everyone loves dizzy eyes.

>> No.14085937

>>14085922
>Bread smell
And here I was just imagining some kind of wonderfully musky BO. That sounds heavenly, and if it was socially acceptable to shove my face into a bowl of proofing dough I'd totally do it. Noice.

>> No.14085940

>>14085911
Money to support another person.

>> No.14085941

>>14085911
If she was real she would go nowhere near me.

>> No.14085943

>>14085911
Having to get strangers used to seeing a monstergirl

>> No.14085944

>>14085937
>>14085922
Eh, I'd prefer my Troll with a thick musky BO that smelled intoxicating.

And holy shit fuck these street signs fuck them

>> No.14085945

>>14085911
other people. having a monster waifu in a world that was otherwise completely would be hard.

>> No.14085948

>>14085941
No pity party for you.

>> No.14085949

>>14085913
Have my harem beat the shit out of you.

>> No.14085950

>>14085911
Not sure, there'd be a lot of little ones like her hooves, and the fact that she's a vegetarian and I practically only eat meat, but if she's really my waifu then it'll work out.

>> No.14085952

>>14085944
Also fine. Oh, what if she smelled mossy? That's still nice and it makes sense as her body basically functions as dirt.

YFW moss pubes
YFW her bush is a bush

>> No.14085954

>>14085911
If anything, I think she would improve my life. Having someone to work harder for must be nice.

>> No.14085955
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14085955

>>14085837
Yao a cute.

>>14085859
>Spiral eyes
Yao doesn't have spiral eyes

>> No.14085956

>Anon has a Zombie wife
>Someone loudly shittalks Zombies
>He knows that some of the things the guy said are true, but he has to kick his ass anyways
>That night she cuddles him extra hard
>"I... sorry... dumb..."
>He tells her she's not dumb, and that she's perfect just the way she is

>> No.14085958

>>14085956
Hah, she's dumb.

>> No.14085960

>>14085956
RETARD MOE IS LITERALLY THE BEST. THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN CUTE DUMBIES HOLY SHIT.

>> No.14085961

>>14085956
And then eventually she levels up into a wight and no one ever talks shit about either of them ever again.

Also, you get to laugh at Romero movies together.

>> No.14085963

>>14085929
>everyone
One good joke deserves another?

>> No.14085966

>>14085775
>Ugly ones.
>troll.
How can you live with such shit taste?

>> No.14085970

>>14085963
Okay, "most people can appreciate dizzy eyes" is a more accurate claim.

>> No.14085972

>>14085955
A shit

She does in her handjob scene if I remember right.

>> No.14085975

I'd even love a fat troll girl! I just want to make her feel loved and not hate herself!

>> No.14085981

>>14085918
Fucking nasty. I bet you'd lick of the juice of one of the magic plants growing in her hair too off of them, faggot.

>> No.14085984

>>14085970
>most people
Most people watch anime? Anon, are you telling lies on the internet again?

Wish I had an image of a wererabbit with the hands on her hips for this.

>> No.14085989

>>14085975
Trader pls go.

>> No.14085992

>>14085955
Those eyes and that smile, never played MGQ but I'm in love with her.

>> No.14085993

>>14084669
Nekomata. Gibe.

>> No.14085994

>>14085949
I hope you like NTR, fag.

>> No.14085995

>>14085952
>her bush is a bush
Waifu with a built in herb garden and bonsai tree?
Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.14085997

>>14085989
I just have a weakness for seeing sad Monster Girls

>> No.14085999

Can we talk Anti-Paladins?

>> No.14086001

>>14085995
You think that's bitchin' you should see the garden out back!
What? No I'm not talking about her ass (though that too is glorious), I meant the ACTUAL garden. Pervert.

If she did actually have a bonsai tree for carpetting there would be NO ONE that spent more time trimming the hedges though. It'd be almost cute to watch aside from the boner it'd probably cause.

>> No.14086003

>>14085999
They're called traitors. Next subject.

>> No.14086008
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14086008

Uh oh, a golden Cockatrice has wandered onto your property!

What do?

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14086009

>>14085994
>mge girls
>ntr

>> No.14086010

>>14085956
Don't care, cuddle bug zombies are adorable.

>> No.14086011

>>14086003
Being a Traitor is the best!

>> No.14086013

>>14086001
>bonsai tree
>literal six inches of wood in her pants

I can't help but feel you didn't think this through, like at all.

>> No.14086015

>>14086008
Does she lay golden eggs?

>> No.14086017

>>14086008
I knew all those ACME products would come in handy one day!

>> No.14086018

>>14086009
DEEP DARK FANTASIES

>> No.14086020

>>14085999
They're radder than actual paladins.
>>14086003
>the Order is so fucking uppity they believe they know what's right for humanity
>all while serving some cunty Goddess that is the successor to some even cuntier God

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>>14085999
Can we make jihadposting a thing?

>> No.14086024

>>14086020
That's nice except you forgot the
>All while fighting an enemy that's aiming for the extinction of mankind

>> No.14086025

>>14085956
>Anon's daily life with a zombie waifu

>Waking up at night to find her absentmindedly nibbling on your ear

>In the morning she proudly wakes you up to show you that she managed to serve cereal
>She's so excited that you eat it all up with the fork she served instead of going for a spoon

>When you get back from work you have to open the door slowly because she sometimes stands too close and gets hit

>You have to hold her hand whenever you go out together because she always gets distracted and dizzy
>Sometimes she'll start calling your name and looking for you even when you're still holding her hand beside her

>> No.14086028

>>14086013
I was willfully ignoring that but if you must insist on ruining my fun

>Jousting with the waifu
>Having the waifu pull splinters from your penis
>The knowing looks she gets from cheshires when she walks past
>The envious looks she gets from asian men

>> No.14086029

>>14086023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6WNOLraNI

>> No.14086030

>>14086001
>trimming the hedges on a Troll

Perfect, she can't even cover herself up once you get to it, because she'd have to do it with the hands she has a complex about.
Too bad I'm not creative enough to do anything fancier than a heart shape.

>> No.14086033

>>14086025
I bet she wears pants on her head.

>> No.14086034

>>14086018
?

>>14086025
>absentmindedly nibbling on your ear
>too absentmindedly
>takes your earlobe off

NYET

>> No.14086036
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14086036

IGN just reviewed the EMG anime in their podcast thing.

tldr: We are all filthy shitlords literally raping Monster Girls who should've been used to empower women everywhere.

>> No.14086040

>>14086030
>Too bad I'm not creative enough to do anything fancier than a heart shape.

>"Anon, what is that?!"
>"It's a giraffe!"
>"Cut it down! "
>"But the hockey puck is so boring..."
And that's how she learned to settle for the heart. Telling her it was so your heart was always with her helped.

>> No.14086046

>>14086036
Fuck it, link it, I want to laugh.

>> No.14086049

>>14086036
Agreed, I would like monstergirls raping me instead.

>> No.14086051

>>14086036
I shouldn't be surprised. Granted the EMG anime is not good but they should at least appreciate best spider.

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>>14086036

>> No.14086063

>>14086046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-v4bJCbKA

Make sure your adblocker is on though because
>Giving SJeWs money

>> No.14086065

>>14086034
>?

That quote is from something that involves dire alps, that's all you need to know.

>> No.14086066

>>14086063
Not giving them a single hit.

>> No.14086070
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>>14086036
>japan stronk
>men don't give a shit about the opinions of women
>strong family values
>Mommy makes a sandwhich while dad Karoshis and marries Jamal

Based Japan

>> No.14086075

>>14086063
>The girls just like him for some reason and I hate it
They don't even do their research.

>> No.14086076

>>14086036
Oh no, I guess I'll have to not give a shit about them just like how I didn't all this time.
Not worth giving them a site hit.

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>>14086065

>> No.14086080

>>14086036
Here's the link y'all

https://youtu.be/1t-v4bJCbKA

>> No.14086083

>>14086063
I think it takes a special kind of woman to be into monster girls. Fat harpies are not the right kind of woman.

>> No.14086084

>>14086080
Dummy.

>> No.14086085

>>14086080
>3 girls one guy

seriously nigger?

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14086086

>>14086080

>>14086063

>> No.14086088

>>14086083
Why would a woman like monstergirls in the first place? Since in man setting they're "Human women but better".

>> No.14086092
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14086092

I want to become good at arts and craft for her

>> No.14086093

>>14085944
>>14085952
>There are faggots here who don't want their Trolls to smell like the sun and the dirt
>To have such a musky body odor that just taking one whiff of her lady-scent brings up images of the rolling hills of the fells and moors from which she comes from
>Not nuzzling her nose during sex
>Not smelling her armpits after a long day in the fields

You fucking people.

>> No.14086095

>>14086092
What would you draw?

>> No.14086097

>>14086092
Well what are you doing shitposting in this thread then?

Quit procrastinating.

Work on your art.

>> No.14086100

>>14086095
Myself fucking her senseless

>> No.14086102

>>14086092
I want get high on paint fumes with her and destroy the modern art wing of a museum.

>> No.14086105
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14086105

>>14086063
>muh tropes
>doesn't like reverse rape
>It's gross
>doesn't like monster booty
>talks like she's never seen a harem show before
>It's gross
>MONSTERgirls
>Hating on Darling
>muh empowered women
>that manface on the bitch on the right
>Homeworlds
>It's gross
>glasses bitch is an anatomyfag and doesn't like fanservice
>that backpedaling

>> No.14086106

So I wrote a little story about an Alice and Anon at a gym. It contains some other fetishes, including incest and super strong women, but no explicit sex, so I apologize if you wanted/didn't want that. Enjoy and I'd love to hear feedback on it!

http://pastebin.com/v16GEmuf

>> No.14086107
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14086107

>>14086063
>have a section of your site dedicated to animu
>trying to approach animu with a PC mindset
That's a recipe for analpain on their part. Also, speaking of analpain.
>tfw my ABP is fucking up and isn't blocking ads anymore

>> No.14086112

>>14086025
Cute as fuck, man. I agree with that guy yelling about retard moe being nice.

>> No.14086113

>>14086102
>destroy the modern art wing of a museum.
you should probably find her some dank herb then, nothing's better for an leanan sidhe with the munchies than some trashy modern art junk food.

>> No.14086114

>>14086107
They jewded out and are now letting some ads through.

>> No.14086115

>>14086009
>awaken latent submissive homosexual urges by fucking the would-be cuck in the ass
>Alp concubine get!

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14086117

I want to shoggoty shaggity a shoggoth's shog shiggity.

>> No.14086119

>>14086114
Well fuck, I hope there will alternative adblock hardware at some point.

>> No.14086120

>>14086088
I dunno, ask Mari.

>> No.14086121

>>14086025
>Sometimes she'll start calling your name and looking for you even when you're still holding her hand beside her
Too cute. I'd hug her tight out in public like the fitly slut I am every time that happened.

>> No.14086127

>>14086117
I'd shaggity a Shoggoth's shiggity shog until she tekeli-lis.

>> No.14086130

>>14086088
Well, you know that bit where everyone gets converted to lewder, more wild versions of themselves?
Probably some of that.
It's like the best cosplay ever, but you're also guaranteed to be healthy, sexy, and able to avoid many of the consequences of your actions.

>> No.14086133

>>14086107
Disable the native youtube app if you're using chrome.

>> No.14086135
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>>14086117
>TFW Shoggoths are a more subservient Chaos Demon
>TFW Wendigo and Mindflayers will legitimately fuck your shit up if you let them; One of them via literal mindfuckery and the other by turning you into Ithaqua

>> No.14086137

>>14086093
But I'd do all that. I'd also dive in face first to smell her musky Troll cave while comfortably nestling my head between those soft thighs.

>> No.14086139

>>14086117
>>14086127
I'd politely ask her to make me a cup of tea while I continue to pour through forgotten tomes to find out how to bring the Elder Monster Girl Gods into our plane of existence.

>> No.14086142

>>14086106

Diabeetus inducing ending.
Nice job describing the alice.
Other than that, eh.

>> No.14086144

Hey sorry to bother but I haven't dropped by these threads in the last few months.

Could someone dump all the recent monstergirl encyclopedia entries? At least the last five if you don't mind.

>> No.14086145

>>14086139
Would you at least be so kind as to lick the cup? It's only polite and wouldn't stop you from reading. Her moans might, but that's different.

>> No.14086147

>>14086015
There's only one way to find out. Just hope she doesn't get startled away by sound of a fly unzipping.

>> No.14086148

>>14086144
You have them out there. Don't be a fag and look for them.

>> No.14086150
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>>14086036

when is the last time an IGN podcast was relevant?

>> No.14086153

>>14086144
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mamono

There, click on the ones that don't seem familiar.

>> No.14086156

>>14086063
>Skip about on this idiocy
>"Muh implications"
>Tuned out through it
>Don't even understand how cultural exchange programs work
Such keks

>> No.14086157

>>14086106
Well, your prose didn't make me want to kill myself, so you got that going for you. Still got bored mighty quick. Enjoy this response, you earned it.

>> No.14086158

>>14086137
You're a sick man.

I want to write more Troll some day.

>> No.14086160

>>14086105
>Complaining about a thing being what it is

>> No.14086165

>>14086150
>when is the last time IGN was relevant?
FTFY.

>> No.14086167

>>14086083
>>14086088
I know/knew an asian girl that was really into the manga, though she would read just about anything and was a bit of a fujo, but still, they're out there.

>> No.14086168

>>14086063
Well they've found Monster Musume, how long until they find MGE?

>> No.14086169

>>14086106
>fat-bottomed muscle loli Alice
Hnnng, many boners were to be had.
Also, did you write that mino milk Jinko from some time ago?

>> No.14086172

>>14086160
>complaining

Yeah, That's what I was doing.

>> No.14086173

Is there a picture of a soldier beetle pouting with puffy cheeks yet?

>> No.14086174

>>14086168
Tumblr knows about it, what the hell makes you think they don't?

>> No.14086177

>>14086168
Maybe if KC does end up making a game, if not though they could still find it but they wouldn't really have a reason to talk about it since its not an anime or a game yet.
They'd say the exact same things about it and jew it all to hell but they still need a reason to talk about it.

>> No.14086179

>>14086168
Does it even matter?
What're they gonna do, e-mail KC telling him he's a shitlord?

>> No.14086180

>>14086172
I...I meant that's what the people in the podcast were doing...

>> No.14086182

>>14086169
Yes I did.
I'm glad to know someone enjoyed this one, I figured it was very possible it wouldn't appeal to anyone.

>> No.14086188

>>14086180
Oh. You know it is.

>> No.14086189

>>14086168
>he doesn't know
potato_noses.jpg

>>14086179
Well, it sorta worked in a way back with MGU.

>> No.14086191

>>14086179
>KC gets complaints
>He decides to shut it down like he did Wonderland
>Decides to just draw animals
>Not even furries, just plain realistic animals

Who's excited about the new Chipmunk profile?

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>>14086182
Have you made a pastebin yet by chance? If not, you should.

>> No.14086193

Did Polt show up in the anime yet

>> No.14086195

>>14086193
Briefly. Far, far too briefly.

>> No.14086196

>>14086189
>potato
you mean koala

>> No.14086201
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>>14086193
Yep, she's a qt.

>> No.14086202

>>14086191
>Jap
>Giving a single shit what foreigners say

>> No.14086203

>>14086201
>dog in the same shot as her

Ha.

>> No.14086204

>>14086193
They skipped meeting her, but she has 2 short cameos.

>> No.14086206

>>14086202
He's already proven he does though. His reaction last time was to basically shut the fuckers down though, not find a corner and hide or apologize like one might expect.

>> No.14086207

>>14086192
I haven't and I'm really not keen on doing so.

>> No.14086210

>>14085570
Nurse Yeti, here to fix your broken tummy tickler and your heart
>>14084527

>> No.14086212

>>14086206
It's depressing that he'd most likely shove us in the same category as them if and when they start bitching at him.

>> No.14086225

Ok, so here's something about the hyperbole in KC's profiles that bothers me.
Every profile has some mention of the girl going dere or lustful on you. It's nearly a given that one of their personality traits is "lustful", but the Succubus is the archetype that influences all. They're the baseline and of course have a spectrum going up into Lilim.
But a lot of other profiles mention extreme lust.
From the Tanuki being "lust incarnate", to the Shirohebi's crushing weight of pleasure, there are tons of small lines about monstergirls having exceptional thirsts that exceed even Succubi under some condition.
So, which monstergirl is the MOST lusty? What would a graph of racial averages look like?

>> No.14086226

>>14086191
>shut it down

He said he'd get back to it later and do some girls for the people who like more monstrous ones in the meantime.

>nip giving a fuck about SJW
>nip even knowing what sjw are

>>14086206
Because they were fucking up his vision of the setting, these would be people saying they don't like his shit, and well, it can't be helped, i.e fuck em.

>> No.14086228

>>14086225
>things only weenies care about

>> No.14086233

>>14086225
The lustiest one is the one who wants your dick.

>> No.14086235

Since this was posted in the wrong thread:
>>14085461

>> No.14086237

>>14086225
How the hell do you even quantify lust? I mean, you can graph average rates per minute, but feeling? That doesn't work well at all. It's pointless to think about, really, not to mention how situational it is.

>> No.14086249

>>14086106
Nice.
Hunt the lolis!
Give them minomilk!

>> No.14086250

>>14086237
This is a great point.

>> No.14086252 [SPOILER] 
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14086252

>TFW no Titania stories
>When she'd be the perfect oneesan type to do age regression with for /ss/

>> No.14086258

>>14086158
That would be nice, trolls have many things that can be appreciated about them in both modest and lewd ways.

>> No.14086259

>>14086252
You can always write them yourself.

>> No.14086262

>>14086252
>age regression with for /ss/

That sounds like fucking shit.

>> No.14086264

>>14086063
You really didn't expect bitches to be anything but bitches about monstergirls, right?
We've discussed this very topic dozens of times, you know.

>> No.14086265

>>14086259
Too lazy so I'll just do what any thread-monger will do and bitch and moan about a lack of content for my girls

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>>14086252
I made a greentext the morning after her reveal.
It only got one reply though.

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>>14086203
Ah good times.

>> No.14086283
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14086283

>Fulton a Gazer
>"You gonna extract her?"

>> No.14086292
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14086292

>"You've kept me waiting, Anon. Have you never heard that punctuality's a virtue? ... You're habitually late, aren't you? Between your dim-witted daydreaming and your preening vanity, the hours just fly by; there's barely time for anything else."

>> No.14086297

>>14086292
>"Who the hell are you?"

>> No.14086300

>>14086292
>Glass her

>> No.14086302

>>14086292
That the best you can do? Hurl second rate insults? They don't hurt...

>> No.14086304

>>14086292
Sorry, I was playing with the wockys, they are so cute. We should make more.

>> No.14086306

>>14086292
Then she's free to find herself someone who'll wait on her huge, meaty hands and feet 24/7.

>> No.14086307

>>14086292
"Kept ya waiting, huh?"

>> No.14086308

>>14086292
>tfw used the knife for nearly the entire game until I got the jacks, then used those instead
>tfw no griffon monstergirl

>> No.14086311

>>14086304
>That crippling feeling your waifu feels when she notices that you're giving your daughteru's more attention than her
>She doesn't want to admit that she's jealous

>> No.14086313

>>14086292
American McGee please go and stay go. You weren't even that interesting of a villain, more of a play on survivor's guilt than a centaur in oxford.

>> No.14086318

>>14086292
I'd sincerely apologies, even if it's the first time I meet her.
You upset the Jabber, you end up with Wockies.

>> No.14086320

>>14086292
Don't worry, I got something for ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHIkw4JZAjI

>> No.14086321

>>14086311
Oh, no need to be jealous, she can have me all night.

>> No.14086334

>>14086321
>Anon and his waifu giving nudge nudge wink winks about what's going to happen tonight
>Anon goes to the bedroom to prep
>His waifu tells he she'll be right there
>She looks at his daughteru's
>"Just so you know, I'm not jealous. And you know why? Because I'm an adult. Because I don't get jealous! And because I have Anon all for myself! All night long!"
>"So HA!"
>She leaves, without blowing her daughteru's a raspberry
>The two year old kids look at each other in confusion

>> No.14086335

>>14086292
This is the girl you definitely want to use 'The Naked Man' on...

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>Page 10

Do not make a new thread faggots, when this one dies go here:

>>14080408

>> No.14086342

>>14086283
>Kaz "If you fulton a gazer I'm going to taze her" Miller
>Kaz "Bring back an orc and we're dining p'orc" Miller
>Kaz "Empting my 9 at the succubi" Miller
>Kaz "Recruit a slime and it's flushing time" Miller
>Kaz "Send the oomukades straight to hades" Miller
>Kaz "If it's an undead shoot it in the head" Miller
>Kaz "If it's not human it's not for recruitin" Miller
>Kaz "Bring a monster to motherbase and I won't leave a trace" Miller

>> No.14086344

>>14086337
http://i.imgur.com/tnhbf.jpg

you don't own me
fuck you i'll do what i want

>> No.14086346

>>14086337
I'm surprised that one's still up.

>> No.14086347

>>14086308
Is that the second part? I only used the blade too, close fight rocked there. Didn't make it to the end though.

>> No.14086355

>>14086334
Adorable.

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>>14086292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywZpy1U7Jg

>> No.14086361

>>14086342

Where did this racist Kaz meme come from?

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>>14086302
>"Your family was expecting you to come to them, weren't they? Perhaps they thought you might warn them of the danger... being close to the source as you were. But they waited in vain, didn't they and died for their trouble. u selfish, misbegotten, and unnatural child! You smelled the smoke. But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends. You couldn't be bothered. Your room was protected and spared while your family upstairs roasted in an inferno of incredible horror!"

>> No.14086372

>>14086334
>and then they awaken

>> No.14086377

>>14086366
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.14086391

>>14086342
>Kaz "a fultoned hellhound goes straight to the pound" Miller
>Kaz "jinko is a no no" Miller
>Kaz "bring back a scylla and were gonna kill 'er" Miller

>> No.14086393

>>14086311
Honestly, I would love that. As a guilty pleasure for a man only worthy of the deepest, hottest pit in the entirety of hell, but still.
A moe-fied Dragon girl that gets pouty watching her daughter playing with papa, yet due to her submissive side enabled she fears to even think of showing it and ends up just being more of an emotional mess when she gets intimate with him.

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14086395

Why is she so perfect?

>> No.14086404

>>14086366
I'm not taking it.

>> No.14086405

>>14086366
I read this in what I imagine to be the cute, high-pitched voice of a Wock.

>> No.14086415

>>14086366
https://youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?t=49s

>> No.14086416

>>14086405
It is a voice you will learn to fear.

>> No.14086418

>>14086280
Is that a pomeranian?

>> No.14086421

>>14086391
>Kaz "Roper Toaster" Miller
>Kaz "A machete for every Yeti" Miller
>Kaz "The Finalest Solution" Miller
>Kaz "Mindflayer Cleaner" Miller
>Kaz "Drink booze, kill Alarunes" Miller

>>14086361
Nicknames for Ben Garrison, Mike Stoklasa, Dan Schneider, etc.

>> No.14086422

>>14086416
>being intimidated by a Wock

What a wimp.

>> No.14086424

>>14086344
If you're thinking of making a new thread, you really shouldn't.

>> No.14086425

>>14086422
Fool, silence your tongue! What will you do should they overhear you speak these blasphemies!

>> No.14086428

>>14086418
No, it's a Kobold.

>> No.14086429

>>14086292
>"Alright, guess I'll just kill myself then."

>> No.14086432

>>14086425
Not care, they're just some stupid fucking Wocks.

Like they could do anything.

>> No.14086441

>>14086432
I can't make eye-contact with the things, they're just so unnerving.

>> No.14086442

>>14086421
>Kaz "A machete for every Yeti" Miller

fuck, I could not think of something that rhymed with

>> No.14086444
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>>14086432
Quit saying things like that, you'll get us all killed! Now repent and beg for mercy, quickly!

>> No.14086448

>>14086361
People like to joke that his "animals" responses you get from capturing wildlife with fultons extends to the those of the darker skin.

>> No.14086449

>>14086441
What a baby, they're just some stupid little monsters.

Just punt them.

>>14086444
I'm not repenting for shit, what could possibly go wrong?

>> No.14086450

What monstergirls would kaz like?

>> No.14086452

>>14086444
I'd lick it.

>> No.14086460

>>14086452
Now that's just sick, you don't know where its been

>> No.14086462

>>14086450
Elves.

>> No.14086464

>>14086450
Hellhounds.
And he's tsundere for Lamias.

>> No.14086465

Which monstergirl would you bully?

>> No.14086468

>>14086460
It doesn't know where my tongue has been, the battlefield is even this war will be a short one.

>> No.14086473

>>14086421
Kaz "Shootin' every Crow with a Bow" Miller
Kaz "Showing a Holstaur my Holster" Miller
Kaz "Everyone monoeye has got to die" Miller
Kaz "If I see a Ghost, she's gonna be Toast" Miller
Kaz "Wights are for lighting alight" Miller
Kaz "Making the heads of Trolls roll" miller.

>> No.14086474

>>14086465
Mothman.

>> No.14086475

>>14086465
Mantis, Kunoichi, and all of the canine girls.

>> No.14086479

>>14086465
If I alp, can I bully myself?

>> No.14086482

>>14086465
None.

>> No.14086484

>>14086465
Anyone that's tsundere or himedere. I'll tease them until they admit they love me.

>> No.14086485

>>14086465
I know it's generic but a Cyclops. I just want to molest one in a bathroom tall.

>> No.14086486

>>14086465
Yandere shirohebi.

>> No.14086487

>>14086479
No, I'm gonna bully you first.

Legitimate bullying too, not that pussy shit /mgt/ thinks is bullying.

>> No.14086490
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>>14086474
Rude

>> No.14086491

>>14086487
Define this legitimate bullying

>> No.14086502

>>14086491
Physical and emotional violence, taking the alps money as "protection fees" and making sure it wakes up miserable every single day.

>> No.14086505

>>14086465
Would take a Tanuki's lunch money every day.

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>>14086465
Oomukade, I'd bully her and then start a relationship with her

>> No.14086519

Fucking bullies killing the thread.

>> No.14086527
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>>14086519
bullying is literally the best thing ever you fucking nerdo.

>> No.14086528

Recommend me something good to fap now.

>> No.14086533
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>>14085911
If you mean hardmode real where we contemplate what would ACTUALLY happen, then the answer is always "When the men in black helicopters come to take her away and vivisect her to learn the mysteries of inter-dimensional travel"

But if we're pretending that society and the gub'mint wouldn't give you an unbearably hard time, then the biggest problem would probably be damp, mouldering carpets.

>> No.14086534

>>14086465
I'd bully alps like >>14086479

>> No.14086536

>>14086528
Do you like slutty Squirrels?

>> No.14086539

>>14086527
I'm all for pear shapes, but that just looks weird.

>> No.14086540

>>14086528
Jerk off using your sister's panties.

>> No.14086541

>>14086536
Ehh I'll take it.

>> No.14086545

>>14086528
GHOST TIT JOB WOO WOO
http://exhentai.org/s/e28e115ad5/486483-7

>> No.14086546

>>14086541
http://exhentai.org/g/852231/875e4531a7/

>> No.14086554

>>14086540
But I don't have a sister.
>>14086545
>>14086546
This is a start, see you guys in three hours. Thanks.

>> No.14086570

>>14086554
>3 hours
I fapped two times in 5 hours and my balls are still sore. I am humbled.

>> No.14086579

>>14086545
That whole manga was top tier.

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>>14086528
I just fapped to this
It was fucking great
http://exhentai.org/g/852331/7852e47348/

>> No.14086609

>>14086606
Fuck off

>> No.14086611

>>14086606
Well that doesn't look like a good fap at all.

>> No.14086613

>>14086606
>that image

I want to be a Cancer Mage in MGE!

>> No.14086614
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>>14086606
>Ryona
>Snuff

>> No.14086618

>>14086606
>This faggot again

>> No.14086621
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>>14086606
>no ryona MG comics

>> No.14086623

>>14086621
Good.

>> No.14086627

Meanwhile >>14086545
was tagged with shotacon, futanari and dick growth and you guys said nothing.

>> No.14086631

>>14086627
Are you really trying to compare shota with futa

>> No.14086632

>>14086627
You are still a faggot.

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>>14086611
Only if you are a fucking pleb

>>14086621
Depends on what do you consider MG
There are lots of ryona with the plebiest MGs like elf, succubi, catgirls, wolfgirls

>> No.14086647

>>14086606
>Chemical Janky
Thank god I have exlinks

>> No.14086650

>>14086631
Well both are turboshit for plebs

>> No.14086652

>>14086650
They're still better than your shit.

>> No.14086654

>>14082606
You say that, but then you post a pic which is just as silly if you're a milfag

>> No.14086655

>>14086631
I like /ss/, but I I'm not into futa.

>> No.14086657

>>14086652
This.

>> No.14086658

>>14086638
>>14086621
Don't reply to yourself. It's sad.

>> No.14086660

>>14086647
Yeah, that guy is great
I love his doujin where Sanae puts hair iron into Hatate's pussy

>> No.14086662

I wonder what Tewi poster is up to.

>> No.14086663
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>>14086658
>there is no way people can like something I don't like!
The only sad faggot here is you

>> No.14086666

>>14086652
I haven't mentioned my tastes so you can't judge

>> No.14086667

>>14086662
Shitposting here as usual I'd assume.

>> No.14086669

>>14086631
It's the same disgusting shit

>> No.14086670

>>14086663
NIce paint edit, and you are a fag too.

>> No.14086671

>>14086663
You're still a bigger faggot than him.

>> No.14086672

>>14086663
>>14086670
>>14086671
Let's not fight guys, let's all apologize and be nice to each other please! Why be mean when we can hold hands and be friends?

>> No.14086673
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14086673

How does your waifu take care of you when you're sick?

>> No.14086675

>>14086670
>>14086671
Nice samefagging.

>> No.14086676

>there are posters in this thread condoning chicks with dicks right now

Get a load of these prancing la la homo men.

>> No.14086678

>>14086627
None of that is in the ghost tit-job part, though. Stay mad.

>> No.14086679

>>14086676
It's the weekend, nothing to see here.

>> No.14086680

>>14086672
Shut up you alp.

>> No.14086681

>>14086676
more like
>Some faggot mad at shota posts guro to stir shit up
Pathetic.

>> No.14086682

>>14086676
>chicks

>> No.14086685

>>14086681
>ryona = guro
Pathetic.

>> No.14086689

>>14086680
That's rude, no more fighting, only befriending!

>> No.14086690

>>14086685
It's still equally as disgusting.

>> No.14086692
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14086692

>>14086675
Nice try

>> No.14086693

>>14086685
Same shit fetish m8

>> No.14086696

>>14086681
But it was the opposite
First someone posted ryona and then fags started posting shota

>> No.14086699

>>14086689
Always fight, never make friends

>> No.14086700

>>14086685
They're both awful fetishes.

>> No.14086701
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14086701

>>14086673

I thought of that a little bit just earlier.

I imagined a Kejourou sitting on the bed behind her husband, giving him a shoulder massage or hugging him as she uses some hair to wrap around the base of a spoon and bringing soup to him that way.

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14086702

>>14086689
They'll get bored eventually. Then we can talk about the finer things in life. Like shortstack imps.

>> No.14086703

>>14086685
It's more pathetic getting off with any of those.

>> No.14086708

>>14086696
No, this was posted first >>14086545 and then this faggot showed up >>14086606.

>> No.14086711

>>14086702
I wouldn't mind having her sit on my lap.

>> No.14086714

>>14086692
That took you a while, didn't it? Did paint not start up as fast as you hoped?

>> No.14086716

>>14086700
>>14086693
>>14086690
>not liking ryona
Plebs

>> No.14086717
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14086717

>>14086702
>you will never spank you're shortstack Imps plump ass as you plow her butthole

>> No.14086718
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14086718

i need to go to the bathroom

>> No.14086719

>>14086669
Let the people decide that.

http://strawpoll.me/5472918

>> No.14086721

>>14086708
But it also has dick growth and futa, maybe he didn't like something out of those two?

>> No.14086722

>>14086716
>Liking literal abuse of women
>As opposed to nice consensual BDSM
If not having shit fetishes makes me a pleb, then I guess I'm a fucking pleb then.

>> No.14086723

>>14086714
Sorry that I'm not constantly looking at the thread as you do to shitpost.

>> No.14086724

>>14086718

>Ryu's instrument has 69 on it.

Oh my.

>> No.14086725

>>14086716
>Being a latent serial killer.

>> No.14086727

>>14086721
He was complaining about shota too.

>> No.14086729

>>14086716
>Having severe psychological problems

>> No.14086730
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14086730

>>14086673
Whatever that thing you posted does. Which is pic related.

>> No.14086731

>>14086721
I'm pretty sure it's an anthology, and the ghost bit doesn't have /ss/ or futa, so maybe that's just deeper in the book.
You're always bound to get some shitty bits with anthologies.

>> No.14086734

I want an Alp friend to help me better understand a monster girl's mind and to practice taking one out on a date.

>> No.14086736

>>14086716
Muh nigga
Ryona and guro are the best
I'm still mad Nanashi is doing some shit vanilla now instead of guro

>> No.14086738

>>14086723
...Said the shitposter.

>> No.14086741

>>14086722
I don't like rape though, unless it's an elf because it's not like they get anything else.

>> No.14086742

>>14086734
Poor Alp friend, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

>> No.14086745

>>14086702
I want my shortstack Imp assistant to give me blowjobs under the desk while I do warlock stuff!

>> No.14086748

So is this the new topic people is going to use to shitpost now.

>> No.14086749

>>14086741
>Nice consensual BDSM
>CONSENSUAL
>Rape
What?
Also, Ryona is literally rape.
I can't figure you out man.

>> No.14086752

>>14086748
I wouldn't call shit talking people's fetishes new.

>> No.14086754

>>14086749
>Ryona is literally rape.
This is not true

>> No.14086756

>>14086742
I want to go to my friend's wedding and the Alp catches the bouquet while I catch the garter!

>> No.14086758

>>14086718
>tfw your Succubus teacher tries to rape you in the storage room.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYR1YtiSsM

>> No.14086766

>>14086758
Why do I love the idea of sloppy seduction attempts so much?

>> No.14086768
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14086768

>>14086719
Ten minutes, poll's closed bitch.

>> No.14086769

>>14086758
I prefer the Crow Tengu reporter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFebR_Oq9Q

>> No.14086770

>>14086754
Okay, you're technically right.
But it's still murder. Or at least severe assault.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.14086773

>>14086770
>But it's still murder. Or at least severe assault.
This is also not true

>> No.14086774

>>14086768
We already knew this though, but haters are a lot more vocal.

>> No.14086776

http://strawpoll.me/5473034

>> No.14086777

>>14086770
Don't reply to him, let him rot.

>> No.14086779

>>14086776
What if I don't mind either?

>> No.14086781

>>14086768
>the majority is bunch of big babies
>>14086774 is right, we knew that already.

>> No.14086783

>>14086768
>36 votes in ten minutes
>When we're only a few hours away from the deadest period of /mgg/ during the day/night

I mean, during peak hours I thought we didn't surpass 50-70 unique IPs an hour. So 36 in ten minutes is a bit iffy, particularly when the results don't seem to reflect thread content (e.g., 75% of stories or greentexts being shotacon).

Either there's some confusion with the wording (does "like shotacon" mean just tolerate its presence, or that you prefer shota MCs over adults?) or there's some ballot stuffing.

>> No.14086785

>>14086776
So it was this retard *dom all along.

>> No.14086788

>>14086781
Shut up nigger.

>> No.14086791

>>14086776
You forgot to add a "Don't mind" option.
>>14086768
You did too.

>> No.14086793

>>14086788
Yes yes, I'll have your diaper ready in a minute, sweety.

>> No.14086794

>>14086783
Don't forget there are a lot of lurkers too.

>> No.14086797

>>14086766
Because it's a nice change of pace from being seduced by someone who knows exactly what they're doing and all that?

>> No.14086798

>>14086793
Stop homolusting, faggot.

>> No.14086799

>>14086719
>>14086768
Polls don't mean shit, and I say that as someone who enjoys shota from time to time.

>> No.14086800

>>14086798
What did mommy tell you about projecting this much?

>> No.14086803

>>14086800
You are the one calling "sweety" to other dudes, stage 2.

>> No.14086809

>>14086768
>36 votes
>in 10 minutes
>when the thread is almost ded
How desperate shotafags to proxy vote that shit?

>> No.14086810

>>14086803
Hey, not him but what's wrong with calling people sweety? I like being sweet!

>> No.14086813

>>14086725
>latent
>not active
Pleb

>> No.14086814

>>14086776
>it's a draw
As it should be.

>> No.14086817

>>14086803
I believe this is what we in the business call "Making fun of you".

But being the smart boy that you are, you knew that already.

>> No.14086818

>>14086809
As the guy who pointed that out before you here >>14086783 , I think you're a god damned idiot.

Clearly people who like X fetish aren't a monolithic hive mind. It's probably just a single guy who was ballot stuffing. Don't use one bad poll as justification to shitpost and start drama.

>> No.14086821

>>14086809
Pretty desperate. They should know that polls don't mean shit.

>> No.14086823

>>14086810
It's gay.
>>14086817
Whatever, I'm done with you, Alpenstein.

>> No.14086824

>>14086818
Don't even reply to him, that's what he wants.

>> No.14086825

>>14086809
Cute ain't it?

>> No.14086826

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
If you do then the harpies will have nowhere to roost!

>> No.14086828

>>14086818

>monolithic hive mind

OH MONOLITH

WE DO NOT FEAR YOU

>> No.14086829

>>14086823
If by gay you mean happy, then yes! I want to be sweetly gay and for the thread to be so too!

>> No.14086830

>>14086824
Yes, that is usually the point of posting.

>> No.14086834

>>14086828
>you will never travel a Zone filled with monster girls.

>> No.14086840

>>14086823
The lady doth protest too much indeed...

>> No.14086843

>>14086809
>Votes go in your favor
>"You see! We were right!"

>Votes go against you
>"A-All proxyfags I swear!"

Every poll ever.

>> No.14086844

>>14086834
There wouldn't be any monstergirls in The Zone. Mamono mana can't go there.

>> No.14086851

All girls have that one thing that frightens them more than anything else. Jabberwocks fear the Vorpal Blade, Vampires fear Crosses, what does your waifu fear?

>> No.14086853

>>14086843
See, this is why you should turn Captcha on if you do a strawpoll.

>> No.14086855

>>14086851
anons

>> No.14086861

>>14086844
But what if the C-Consciousness was a project headed by a Lilim and a bunch of other monster girls?

>> No.14086862

>>14086840
Faggot.

>> No.14086864

>>14086851
Shitposters

>> No.14086867

>>14086843
What about pollmaker? It saves cookies so you won't again and voters can add their own answers.

>> No.14086868

>>14086853
>>14086843

Better yet, don't use stawpoll.

I perosnally use services along the lines of Polldaddy. Their primary customers are corporations and other large organizations, so tend to have both the funding and the incentive to develop more robust cheat detection than, let's say, a company who does free, ad-paid polls for internet forums.

>> No.14086871

http://strawpoll.me/5473191
Here is the real poll

>> No.14086873

>>14086861
Nah. The Zone's mindfuckery powers are so strong, it can't be corrupted by mamono mana. Rather, they'd coexist, albeit never mixing together, like oil and water.

>> No.14086875

>>14086871
I think it has less to do with a characters age, and more how they're written.
Compare Sei from Build Fighters to that faggot Sekai from Try.

>> No.14086876

>>14086871
I like adult men (preferably young adults) over shota but I also like shota. If I pick "No" it's going to count as if I don't like shota.

>> No.14086877

I want to baby sit a group of four kobold pups and care for them while their parents are gone!
Running with the fit, genki, youngest sister!

Spoiling the chubby, shy sister with snacks while I get her to be more out going!

And playing hide and seek with the youngest, twin sisters who are still small enough to find nooks and crannies I can't find!

>> No.14086879

>>14086876
No, it's going to count as you preferring grown protagonists over shota protagonists.

>> No.14086881

>>14086879
People is going to use it as if the majority don't like shota and you know it.

>> No.14086884

>>14086851
There's an entire book dedicated to making my waifu hurt.
Probably the myriad of things in that book would give the answer.

>> No.14086886

>>14086192
that is one curiously attractive fishwoman

>> No.14086887

>>14086884
Does she hate the sun as well?

>> No.14086888

>>14086875
>Sei
>Normal kid, protective of his hard-crafted possessions, spent his life devoted to his hobby but still manages to have a life outside it, adorable puppy love with classmate

>Sekai
>Mysterious kid with no real social skills, completely obsessed with a martial art to the exclusion of pretty much everything else, bitches throw themselves at him

Y'know. Just for the cliffnotes.

>> No.14086889

>>14086204
>>14086195
What a load of Centaur shit

>> No.14086890
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Wobbly Wolfu Jubilees

>> No.14086892

>>14086884
Two years worth of semen.

>> No.14086896

Making a fetishes poll, any suggestions?

>> No.14086898
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>>14086896
Oppai lolis.

>> No.14086900

>>14086896
Fuck that noise, make a seasons poll.

We've already had fetish polls anyways.

>> No.14086902

>>14086896
Memeist waifu.

>> No.14086905

>>14086898
Oppai loli dragons who act smug but are weak against you picking them up and carrying them.

>> No.14086907

The only poll that matters is here.
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll414865x332Ad857-17

>> No.14086912

>>14086896
Include some real fucked up ones, just to see if anyone goes for 'em.

Vore, Scat, Watersports, Non-Cum Inflation, Ryona, Gangbangs, Sloppy Seconds, NTR, Unbirthing...to name a few.

>> No.14086915

>>14086896
Cup letter size preference, ideally with pictures seems it seems like half of anons can't into boob sizes. I'm curious where most anons prefer their boobs at.

>> No.14086917
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>>14086871
I can understand liking shota from time to time but actually PREFERING shota to normal men?
The fuck is wrong with those people?

>>14086907
Fuck off with polls already

>> No.14086921

>>14086851
>Alp

Horseshoes, broomsticks, lemons, losing her hat, being told to go away during morning negotiations.

>> No.14086927

>>14086915
A palmful is all I really need.

>> No.14086928

>>14086851
Breaking her wings, having all her books brunt.

>> No.14086936

>>14086905
>Gwa-ha-ha! You made a mistake sneaking into my hoard, thief!
>Tremble before the might of the most regal and powerful monst-Hey! What are you doing?
>Where are you taking me? Put me down this instant! I am fire! I am death!

>> No.14086938

>>14086921
What kind of Alp is that?

>> No.14086942

I hope all of you turn into alps just seconds before monster girls become real.

>> No.14086945

>>14086936
What she is, is getting headpats until she purrs like a kitten.

>> No.14086948

>>14086938
One that's a bit too into classic folklore.

>> No.14086952

>>14086917
I just picked no preference.
I don't love or hate /ss/, but I see it as relaively harmless compared to a lot of other stuff some anons try and bring to the table, you know?

>> No.14086953

>>14086942
I hope I become your Alp anon and we get to cuddle close in bed and whisper cute things into each others ears!

>> No.14086961

>>14086718
I love it

>> No.14086964

>>14086953
No don't.

>> No.14086965

>>14086964
It's too late, I'm already hoping!

>> No.14086970

>>14086953
You stop saying such embarrassing stuff already!

>> No.14086972

>>14086965
Bad anon, don't do that.

>> No.14086986

>>14086942
I wanna start an alp chain gang

We'll all ride motorcycles and have mohawks and wear spiky pauldrons and shit

>> No.14086987

Since everyone is creating polls: https://strawpoll.me/5473338

>> No.14086989

>>14086986
Your entire gang is going to get turned into a cuddle gang.

>> No.14086996

>>14086989
Just hope the Weresheep and Yeti gang doesn't catch wind, or you're gonna get into a cuddle battle royale

>> No.14086997

>>14086970
Never! I'm going to be the best loyal Alp and no one can stop me!

>>14086972
Nope, from now on let it be known that when monster girls arrive, I'll alp and find anon so we can be a cute happy couple together and have many kids and live happily ever after!

I want 100 kids!

>> No.14087002

>>14086997
100?! With some stupid anon?!

>> No.14087007

>>14087002
At least, and only with Anon!

>> No.14087009

>>14086996
>the alp, weresheep, yeti and zombie cuddle gangs have a cuddle gang war
>it's basically katamari damacy with monstergirls

>> No.14087015

Fetishes poll, here we go!
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll414880xf7422109-17

>> No.14087017

>>14086986
You are aware a chain gang is a work gang of prisoners?

>> No.14087019

>>14087007
Admirable, for an alp.

>> No.14087020

>>14087015
What is a minions fetish?

>> No.14087021

>>14087020
Despicable Me.

I wish it was a joke.

>> No.14087022

>>14087020
Have you heard of the movie "Despicable Me"?

>> No.14087026

>>14087021
>>14087022
I... alright. I get it. Say no more.

>> No.14087028

>>14087015
>CC is winning
i knew you guys were men of good taste mostly

>> No.14087029

>>14087015
I think anon set the poll options to "mutually exclusive" (all votes total 100% together) as opposed to per-item (what % of all anons like each fetish?)

>> No.14087049

>>14086936
Headpats and paizuri for her.
Maybe scratches behind the ears too.

>> No.14087055

>>14087021
>>14087022
How? They don't even have dicks/holes
Any links? Nothing on panda with minion search

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14087056

>>14087015
>Large Buttocks, Onee-sans, Heart pupils, and CC in the league
My brothers.

>> No.14087063

>>14087055
>They don't even have dicks/holes
Since when has that stopped the internet?
A better question would be "Why the fuck are you looking?"

>> No.14087072

>>14087063
I-It's for a friend, that's all, he's curious.

>> No.14087076

>>14087056
Geezus fucking christ, her tentacle twin-tail looks like a giant intestine segment.

>> No.14087078

>>14087015
>Hairjob
>22

that's more than I expected.

>> No.14087084

>>14087015
>Cumflation tied with Armpit Hair at 3 votes

Maybe it really was all just one guy shilling it.

>> No.14087091

>>14087078
Quicksilver's Kejourou did a number on me, it's a shame he dropped it.

>> No.14087092

>>14087015
>19 Irish people in this thread
Disgusting

>> No.14087113
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14087113

I want a sexy cougar Monster Girl to dress in a bikini and lure me into a trap!

>> No.14087118

>>14087015
Well shit. Anon actually has good taste. My life is a lie.

>> No.14087120

>>14087113
Why does she need a trap?

>> No.14087126

>>14087091
Yeah I liked it a bunch too.

More people liking Kejourous is always a plus in my book.

>> No.14087135

>>14087120
When you absolutely, positively need a place for snu-snu, and you can't afford to waste time taking your prey home.

>> No.14087139

>>14087135
Why can't she wait a few minutes just to drive me to her home? If she just asked I would go with her.

>> No.14087147

>>14087015
>no emotional sex
Metaphysically slapped your shit.

>> No.14087150

>>14087139
Anything could happen in that few minutes. Someone could...
-Pass out.
-Have an emotional breakdown
-Literally flash a cop car

The possibilities are endless. The trap, or portable Snu-Snu Snare ensures quick and immediate privacy the moment it is sprung. Guaranteed to break the ice with friends at parties.

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>>14087113
>Those udders
>That skindentation
>That lewd face
>That hair over one eye game
Oh baby, girl, please.

>> No.14087175

>>14087172
Cynthia is olev, nigga

>> No.14087183

>>14087175
Cynthia is too much olev for one guy to handle.
But I'd try.

>> No.14087203
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>>14087113
Are cougars just christmas cakes that have far exceeded their expiration date? Kinda makes the thought of a Holst/Mino that hasn't had anyone drink her milk in her lifetime a little sad.

>> No.14087207

>>14087203
Cougars are middle aged

>> No.14087223

>>14087203
Cougars are Christmas Cakes, but instead of just sitting around going "Ara ara you don't want an old girl like me", they actively hunt down and try to pick up younger boys for their own.

>> No.14087230

>>14087223
Got it.
So there's a cougar IN the cake.

>> No.14087235

>>14087029
This. Make it again please.

>> No.14087248

Tweedle Dee onee-san and Tweedle Dumb imouto when?

>> No.14087255

>>14087015
So the results are: to please /mgt/, draw a CC monster girl with heart pupils and thigh highs sucking dick

>> No.14087256

>>14087223
Cougars are also stereo-typically very good at sex. So a monster girl cougar would blow your mind.

>> No.14087259

>>14080963
Damn. I know I had the sauce for this, but I lost it. The... "closest"... image i could get to it was this:
http://saucenao.com/search.php?db=999&url=http://iqdb.org/thu/thu_0546e070.jpg

Sauce please?

>> No.14087262

>>14080965
she would cross out the "n't"

>> No.14087263

>>14087029
I don't see those options anywhere

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14087290

>>14087015
>9 alps
>nobody has written in "yuri" yet

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