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Maids are olev.

>2 Threads 1 second apart
WHAT DO WE DO?!

>>14080411
Cumflate the centaurs

>>14080408
>One second
Your lost.

>>14080411
I'm all for keeping one as a back-up since this one is kind of relevant for today

I suppose we'll be back in a day or two. Atleast this time it was an unfortunate coincidence rather than just one Anon fucking up.

bump

mofu

>>14080408
Is that a boy or a girl?

>>14082997
its a houri riding a dark matter alp

>>14083007
That was an alp?

>>14083041
I don't know, ask less

>your kobold wife will never giver birth to your daughters in the middle of winter

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears, and consider the following:
Jiangshi, Vampire and Wight have their bitchboys compete in a variety of gruelling physical tasks to see which of them has trained their boy the best.

>No paladin gf

>>14080408
>"Iz Ayn Keh Shma Sfarsh backup Allah Akbar!"
what

Continuing work on the Anubis dakimakura.

https://picarto.tv/monorus

We're still on page 9 dingus
>>14080407

>>14085470
Look at the time stamps of the two threads. They were created almost simultaneously.

>>14085461
>Anubis dakimakura

Anonlich, this had better be your doing.

x is best girl

POST IN HERE

DO NOT MAKE A NEW OP

YOU
IDIOTS

>>14087292
That's nice deary.

>>14087292
Too late.

>>14087296
Really? God damn it. We need thread sniping anon back.

>>14086099
Of course. Mono offered a commission slot, and I'm not one to leave opportunity hanging when it knocks.

Oh baby take it. Hard.

>>14087307
Thanks Doc

Would you take care of your waifu when she was sick?
Would you rape her in her weakened state?

>>14087311
Exactly this, but with my lamia waifu being the sick one.

>>14087311
Yes and nah!

>>14087311
Yes and No.

>>14087311
Yes.
No_

>>14087311
Of course.

>Spoiler
S'wrong with you? Takin' advantage of the sick waifu. Shame on you.

>>14087311
What if rape cures her of her sickness?

>>14087311
Of course I would take care of her, and yes I would cuddlerape her.

>>14087311
Yes and only if it cures her.

>>14087317
You would dress up as a sexy doctor?

>Come home
> Young Monster girl daughteru is wearing clothes clearly to big for her
>'Daddy look I'm a big girl like mommy!'
Heart status

>>14087329
Would monster girls find them sexy? They don't care about money like human girls after all.

>>14087331
Say "For you".

>>14087329
yes

>>14087331
Vaporized by the sheer adorableness.

Holy shit. Monsters in wedding dresses are so fucking top.
It even un-fucks their visual sluttyness and almost makes you overlook these are Lescatie dante-must-die-mod chicks of all things.

Guess monster nature+human culture is where's the stuff at.

>>14087311
Wouldn't the second one be a sort of cure? This was actually put on in a story.

>>14087333
>Implying naked lab coat isn't SAF

How would you tell your parents that you're married to a demon ninja?

>>14087345
Well, I guess you have a point. I'm just not alp enough to get into a woman's mindset and see it looking good on guys.

>>14087353
"Mom, Dad, I'm married to a demon ninja"

>>14087353
Leaves fall at autumn
I married a ninja girl
It is pretty rad

>>14087353
>I...She, just, kinda, fucked me when I wasn't looking, and we're a thing now, so

Hey, what do you guys think of the monmusu character albums? I really like Nobility. Centaur rock operas are pretty good.

>>14087356
Then how do you know what to wear to appeal to your waifu? Ask a female friend?

>>14087367
Those're out? Gonna have to give 'em a listen.

>>14087353
I would have to do it in style, like make her scare the shit out of them first and then I come and go"I see you've met my wife"

>>14087374
Ask the local arachne seamstress.

>>14087311
Fuck yeah, the daughteru and I are gonna dress up as a pair of sexy nurses and pamper the shit out of her. No rape, but if she really wants she can watch me dick the daughteru though.

>>14087383
>the daughteru and I are gonna dress up as a pair of sexy nurses
Okay anon, that's adorable.

>>14087381
Yo mean the one that gets really touchy and always wants to see you try on any cosplay outfits you get from her?

>>14087389
She just wants to make sure they're comfy and don't tear.

>>14087389
>>14087393
God dammit anons, don't you remember what happens if you accept anything from her? That's basically marriage to her kind.

I want to shag a shoggoth

>>14087388
Yeah...

>>14087383
That spoiler ain't though. That's just awful.

>>14087395
I'm are she'll understand that I have a wife.

>>14087395
It's not a gift if you pay for it.
Is it?

>>14087359
would be funny she wasn't there at that point and they didn't believe you.

>>14087397
>That's just awful.
Its only if she wants to anon, god.

>>14087400
That depends on how much of a discount she secretly have you.

>>14087405
What woman would want to watch her husband fuck another girl while she's laid up sick in bed?

>>14087405
gave, not have.

>>14087409
The lewd kind. The kind who originally proposed I dick her daughteru in the first place.

>>14080408
>>14081352
>>14081387
>the third option
muh dick

>>14087409
A cuck.

>>14087414
So >>14087416

Meh. Whatever, if that's your relationship...well, to each their own.

>>14087416
>>14087418
It's not NTR if I dick them both, good god.

>>14087420
It's not NTR, she's just a cuckquean.

>>14087353
I don't, my mother you not be down with me having a demon for a wife, ninja or not.

>>14087317
Never let a Lamia cook for you.

Cum cures colds, ergo I will enjoy stuffy, amateurish-feverish deepthroats from my sick waifu after I feed her chicken soup.

>>14087364
Kunoichi: masters of the silent rape.

>>14087429
>feverish deepthroats
Now I'm thinking of that chapter in Fela Pure

>>14087429
>>14087435
>Fela Pure
Lucky.

All I can think of is the vomit-heavy Meme50 doujins.

I want to cross counter a lizardman!

>>14087447
then laugh at her anger when you say she has no dignity.

>>14087447
>I want to cross counter a lizardman!
>lizardman
>man

>tfw you make camp in the woods and Owl Girls stare at you intently as you try to sleep.

>>14087364
"Yeah, I was out doing something then suddenly some demon chick fucked me in front of everyone. I couldn't get rid of her but I'm starting to like it now I guess."
Pretty much how most monster-parent introductions would go. Probably best to stop the daughterus from masturbating in public before they meet their grandparents too. Human children quickly learn that area feels nice and need to be taught not to touch themselves, so god knows how monster kids would act.

>>14087466
>tfw you live as a hermit in the woods and dryads keep trying to flirt with you

>>14087466
Cute owls get headpats, and maybe a mouse.

>>14087353
what we need is a guy trying to introduce his shy kunoichi wike to his parents

I want to litter in the monster girl woods!

>>14087465
Anon, the race is called Lizardman in the encyclopedia.
It's just a relic of when they actually had men.

>>14087485
She hides in the ceiling instead?

>>14087483
Anon no! That poor Maus didn't do anything!

>>14080408
Nice job janitors, good to know you encourage acts of terrorism.

>>14087426
>knows your mum wont be okay with demon wife
>does it anyway
if you dont care about how she feels why marry the demon in the first place?

>>14087498
Don't worry Anon, there's billions of the damn things.

It's getting kind of concerning actually, as their numbers rapidly grow and they get more and more hungry they'll start invading homes and actively attacking men!

>>14087500
Okay, dude. Seriously. 9/11 was FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. Osama Bin Laden has been dead for about two years now. We got our revenge, we've had our time to move on.
Pull that hyper nationalist stick out of your ass and realize that even the Alamo gets joked about now and again.
It was a tragedy, yes. But it was 14 fucking years ago.

>>14087507
But anon, look at her! She's so scared!

>>14087466
I live inawoods, hear those things almost every night.

>>14087514

Tough. Culls must be made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwinLWrEIw

>>14087507
Predator girl on prey girl yuri rape when?!

>>14087518
This makes me sad. All those poor meeces deserve a nice, loving home!

>>14087523
I'm suddenly reminded of that one Bob story...

>>14087528
Do not engage the shitposter.

>>14087518
A sea of homeless Mouse Girls!

>>14087518
Time to start up my bondage-mouse-daki business!

>>14087526
Sounds like a job for Habitats for Monstrosities. I wonder how hard it is to build a hamster wheel?

>>14087496
>"get down form there, they'll be here soon!"
>"no, ninja's are not meant to be seen"
>"how are they supposed to know you're my wife if you wont meet them?"
>"I can send messages from the shadows"

>>14087518
>if they drive, they risk skidding off the road
Fucking hell.

>>14087542
Alright, just be careful Anon, remember that they outnumber you.

What monster girl would you remove daiz with?

>>14087551
That's ok, I'll just pick them off, one at a time! Besides, I'm already married to a Mouse, there's no way they'd try to sex me!

>>14087548
>Finally talk her down
>Have dinner with the family
>Dad ask her to pass the butter, thanks you're waifu
>I-it was nothing personal, father in law!
>All eyes are on her
>HFW
>Your little brother's eyes are sparkling
That'd be a long visit.

>>14087528
I'm reminded of Harblador's Vampire.

>>14087560
I think I'm missing something here. That didn't make any sense.

>>14087564
He wrote a yuri story?

>>14087565
I was trying to play off of the "It's nothing personnel... kid" line you expect from edgelords and assassins but I kinda had to stretch it. It was terrible, I'm sorry, I'm committing sudoku right now.

>>14087559
1. You can pick one mouse off and peel her off your body, but then two will take her place, you will eventually sink into the sea of Mouse Girls.

2. Mice would probably have communal husbands, so you'll be busy, don't worry.

Just hire some Cat Girls to keep them in line, you'll be fine, just don't get overconfident, they're feisty little critters.

>>14087551

>All those mouse girls working together to rip off your clothing, carrying you off to inside the depths of a cave far away from your home with the only thing you can do is be mounted by every single mouse girl for what seems to last for an eternity with little hope of escape.

What monstergirls would be the best to jam with?

>>14087564
>>14087569
Nah, it wasn't yuri...but it sure as hell got "Prey" down alright...Fear Boners all around.

>>14087576
Jam slime.

>>14087574
Christ. I should've at least learned Kung Fu and gotten a GOOD mouse girl. Is there a way to turn them all into dormice or something? That'd be a close second.

>>14087576
What kind of jamming? Swan girl is going to be my default response until further information is given.

>>14087569
>>14087577
There was a flashback to the Vampire yuri'ing a peasant girl to death.

>>14087584
>>14087588
I meant "to jam" as in "to have a jam session"

>>14087560
I wonder if she has her mask on during the meal.

>>14087591
Oh right, recall that now.

There really was a lot goin' on in that story. And the way it was written didn't really give much away. Such a shame that he is kill because of Blanket Bans.

>>14087576
Thunderbird.

>>14087598
He's not. Hasn't been for like a week now.

>>14087598
He's got a new pastebin saying he paid moot his 30 pieces of silver. He's probably just still burnt out.

>>14087592
Still sticking with swan harpy. Maybe a nice sword tsukumogami.

What kind of shit parent would leave their son alone with his monstergirl childhood friend? They may act like good friends but everyone knows they're just waiting for the right moment to jump their prey.

>>14087592
I'm still having a session with my jam slime. Goes great on toast.

>>14087602
>>14087603
Oh. Well.

That's good then.

>>14087606
The kind that was already generously compensated when they enrolled in the Childhood Friend Program in MGC.

>>14087606
>What kind of shit parent would leave their son alone with his monstergirl childhood friend?
The kind that want him to grow up to be a dragoon.

The kind that were bought off by her tanuki mother.

The kind that were corrupted and now spend so much time in the sack they aren't really parents anymore.

The kind that want to make a new Batman.

The list goes on.

>>14087606
The kind that think she's a good daughter-in-law. Parents and particularly grandparents love to pimp their kids together.

>>14087606
I would totally enjoy engaging in Tom-and-Jerry-tier shenanigans with my lamian babysitter who is likes the touch of youthful human skin a little too much, yes.

I want to punch an Alp in the face!

You want to accept the love of horse pussy kingdom.

>>14080408
>>14081681
>bad sister is basically satan
YBA confirmed for constantly re-reading all the parts of "A Song of Ice and Fire" with the evil child-king in his spare time.
jesus, YBA. enough of this. all the characters in Vengeance are the bastard children of slime and evil and MAMONO MANA

>>14087633
>Implying I'm not already in love with Nightmares

>>14087633
Pretty much any horsepussy but vanilla centaur is at least going to be an okay girl. It's not the worst fate.

>>14087637
Villains are hard.
>Every one is hitler for no reason
>Every one is just misunderstood
The balance is a struggle.

>>14087633
Reminder that horsepussy is literally no different from bestiality

>>14087651
We certainly know which side Vengeance is on.

>>14087653
Reminder that anal is literally no different from homosex.

>>14087654
>Vengeance
Never read it. Was just talking about villains in general. What's it's tone like? Because if it's anything like Greystorm I'd be into it.

>>14087656
>literally wanting to fuck a horse

>>14087661
Anon, the time horsepussy wasn't a meme has long since past. Sad, but whatever, I celebrate our decent into degeneracy.

>>14087659
Greystorm is one of his best stories, imo. Vengeance goes too far into edgy territory and feels entirely different. You wouldn't think they were set in the same universe, because this is about a high school kid fucking over some monstergirl bullies hard.

>>14087667
Alright, yeah, totally not my thing.

>>14087666
> I celebrate our decent into degeneracy.

Of course you would SATAN.

>>14087548
>>14087560
>taking a shower
>hear the familiar sound that living with her has made you recognize that she just teleported behind you
>she still has her mask on

>>14087668
I wasn't saying it was a bad story of course, just that it really isn't more Greystorm. I'd rather he writes more about that region of the other world, because it's more interesting than a normal Earth city but with monstergirls immigrants.

>>14087659
This, word for word: >>14087667.
Vengeance has a very different tone. It has good writing but suffers from "everyone but the mc is totally evil." Except the mc is evil too. Also it has maledom BDSM.

I think the Love Nina ending is all right. Feel free to give that a try:
http://pastebin.com/WDfqLYYc


On the other hand, YBA's "Adventures With A Yellow Bird" is completey different and so much fun to read. I loved it.
The worst part of Vengeance is that he's writing edgy bullshit instead of finishing Yellow Bird.

>>14087637
>satan
>not just playing her new favorite game without considering other people's feelings

"I'm having fun. You're getting laid. My sister isn't hooking up with a loser that will ruin the rest of her life. I don't see a problem here."

Very typical of her really.

>>14087696
>696
very funny satan, but you don't fool me.

>you will never punch a monoeye in the gut
Why live?

>>14087734
>You will never tell a Monoeye sniper to keep an eye on things, and have her roll her eye at you
>she will never report back to you on the radio, telling you she has the target in her sights
>you will never hear her groan unhappily as you tell you you saw what she did there
>you will never meet up with her after the mission and tell her that she's a sight for sore eyes
>you will never be punched in the face by a special forces Monoeye
>she will never kick you as you lay on the floor and ask her why she's giving you the evil eye

>>14087785
>implying a monoeye, especially one as small as Manako could drop me
I absolutely would bully a sniper

>>14087785
Be honest Anons, could you muster up enough resistance to to be unable to make eye puns around a Cyclops?

>>14087785
>you will never set up a signal where she can give you the all clear
>you'll never explain that the signal is a wink

>>14087800
Eye don't know, man.

>>14087800
I would tell her that DREAMS... DON'T DIE

>>14087800
I would make bad puns at every single one of them, especially Charon. So no, I wouldn't be able to stop.

>>14087800
Sure.

Same with Snake puns around Lamia.
Horse puns around Centaurs
Bird puns around Harpies
and so on

>>14087809
Even a Demon?
Brave a Minotaur?
Dare a mad hatter?

>>14087836
I may sneak in some truly devilish puns around a demon.
To suggest a minotaur could stop my punning ways is utter bullshit.
Unfortunately, mad hatters do not leave mush room for word play.

>>14087845
The centaur embassy just called, they want you to stop horsing around.

>>14087785
I want to kiss her nose and stare into her eye as I intercrural her from the front and keep going after I cum.

Here, have the last Rachnee voice
http://monmusu.tv/family/recieve/mp3/oronmoqsmo.mp3

>>14087933
Well then, have a cute spider.

It took a while but the beetle finally has art. Questionable quality but when it takes this long for her to get some I'm not going to complain too much.

>>14087785
But would you bully a sniper that could bully you back?

What monster girl would help you remove kebab?

>>14088076
Kiki

>>14088076
Cheshire, grinning the entire time.

So dead

>>14087307
Thanks, Doc.

>>14088111
Wana bury my face in that underbust.

>>14088111
Same time every day, Eventually you learn to appreciate the dead.

I want to hold hands with an Ushi-Oni

>>14088125
Get in line, it's a long one.

>>14088128
>Implying I haven't been camped out for weeks already

>>14088118
Superior underboob

>>14088122
I already do.
>you will never have a Zombie snuggle up to you for warmth
>you will never have a Ghoul hungrily lick you all over
>you will never be affectionately bitten by a Vampire as she caresses your cheek
>you will never be haunted by a Ghost who gives you frantic sex dreams every night
>you will never have a Wight take you to a high class party, get fed up with the stuffiness and drag you to a secluded room for a passionate lovemaking session
>you will never be a Liches assistant and get forced into her perverted experiments gradually, while she constantly insists in her monotone voice that the endless sexual assault is for the good of science
>you will never have a spooky Skeleton in your closet watching you masturbate
>you will never have a Jiangshi hop after you, casually tossing away the "please don't rape me!" tag you stuck to her head
>you will never die and encounter a Will o' the Wisp who has been longing for you to drop dead your entire life so she can be with you

All of this makes me very sad. Undead a best.

spaceworms never

>>14087808
>DIE
>DEYE
Dammit anon

>>14088158
>you will never be affectionately bitten by a Vampire as she caresses your cheek
>you will never be a Liches assistant and get forced into her perverted experiments gradually, while she constantly insists in her monotone voice that the endless sexual assault is for the good of science
These two hurt the most, our world is a cruel one.

I want to watch a Jinko pace around in her cage as I begin to unlock it and then when I open it she pounces on me and hugs me

>>14088158
>tfw no affectionate zombie gf

>>14088167
I thought it was overrated anyway. Still, a shame it won't be continued.

>>14088158
>Wight waifu forces you to dress up all fancy and go to a ball with her
>She's the very definition of a lady
>Graceful and cultured
>By contrast, you're just trying to hold as still as possible, because it's impossible to fuck everything up if you don't do anything
>When it's time to leave, she ever politely excuses the two of you
>As the valet gets your car, she leans in a whispers in your ear
>"I'm gonna suck your dick all the way home, and then we'll order pizza"

>>14088158
>you will never have a Zombie snuggle up to you for warmth
>you will never have a Ghoul hungrily lick you all over
>you will never be a Liches assistant and get forced into her perverted experiments gradually, while she constantly insists in her monotone voice that the endless sexual assault is for the good of science
>you will never have a spooky Skeleton in your closet watching you masturbate
>you will never have a Jiangshi hop after you, casually tossing away the "please don't rape me!" tag you stuck to her head
>you will never die and encounter a Will o' the Wisp who has been longing for you to drop dead your entire life so she can be with you
Ouch, man. That hurts.

>>14088167
A shame.

>>14088167
>all those stories that will never be finished
It sucks, and it's why I only want to read/write one shots now.

>>14088167
>Spider and the Fly will never have a real ending.

>>14088218
>no epilogue yet
Thanks for reminding me.
Also, no more ParkedBuggy Amazon. So far the only story to make them true to the encyclopedia entry yet still make them affectionate and caring

>you will never be swarmed by loli beelzebubs

>>14085461
Wow, this is literally viral marketing.

>>14088241
More like yet another fucking anubis picture. I think she's officially more oversaturated than manticores are now.

>>14088244
I just wish other desert girls would get half as much attention. We have deliciously brown scarab beetles and scorpions but no one ever gives them attention. Khepris need love too.

>>14088255
Khepris are just brown Devil Bugs

>>14088259
That is just plain wrong.

>>14088259
One turns you into a king and worships you with everything they have, the other loves filth and is barely even capable of thought. They're nothing alike.

>>14088255
Scarabs love fermenting fruit and there's one that even distills its own moonshine from flower petals instead of collecting dung, so I'm going to believe that one of these desert realms consists only of a busty onee-san pharaoh who loves nothing more than getting shitfaced (but is still a very competent administrator since she's one of these office lady types who drink to forget the stresses of the job, she's also a big Christmas cake who can't seem to find a partner because of that) and her dozens of khepri assistants who make the best booze in the known world.

If you visit it during the day you get a strict, no-nonsense realm that is run like a modern business with the pharaoh as the CEO, if you visit it during the night it's a massive drunken beetle rape orgy with almost half the girls passed out.

Would you a kunoichi cosplaying as Shiek?

>>14088295
Yes, but could I also get her to dress up as Zelda, so I can see how embarrassed she is to be in a dress?

>>14088295
I read that as Shrek at first, made for a significantly different post.

>>14088295
you mean shrek?

>>14088309
>>14088310
This is maah swamp

>>14088304
But Zelda is a tart, we already have a superior LoZ Princess.

>>14087331
>Open door
>First yeti daughteru runs up and gives you your usual welcome home hug
>Hear muffled off-beat footsteps running
>See a blue bundle with white fur poking out down the hallway
>The other yeti daughteru put on mom's extra long scarf she uses for sharing with you so you can both be warm
>It's wrapped around most of her body and she can barely see out of it, let alone run
>She tumbles, unraveling the scarf as she rolls
>She looks up at you from on her back and giggles

>>14088295
I'd tell her these stupid games are ogre, and ignore her even if she swamped me with attention so long as she wore that ridiculous outfit. I don't even care if it would shrek the mood.

>>14088319
I would peel away the layers of her Shrek outfit like an onion

>>14088309
>>14088310
>>14088313
>>14088319
>>14088328

I never asked for this.

>>14088315
>like monstergirls
>find the daughteru shit annoying or stupid depending on the writing

We're yet to have a genuinely likable and realistic daughteru in writefagging. They're all just cheap and lazy attempts at cuteness like >>14087331
I want to read a story where the daughteru isn't a one dimensional cute scenario generator for once.

>>14088333
Careful not to cut yourself on those edges man.

>>14088293
>After work hours Khepri sit around getting drunk as Russians and complain about how awful their day was.

>>14088334
He's not wrong though, a deeper daughter-centered story would be great for once. Not like there's anything wrong with cute stuff.

>>14088334
>wanting a daughteru to have some depth and character is edgy

I don't think you know what the word even means.

>>14088314
It's less about the character and more about forcing her into a dress. I want to put her in a nice dress and call her cute just to watch as the once calm and collected ninja becomes a blushing stuttering mess.

>>14088338
No you don't want cute daughteru stuff.
That's like saying you don't want a puppy or a kitten

>>14088337
>Not like there's anything wrong with cute stuff.
I never really said there was, but that we only get this stuff when daughter stories are involved. I know where I am, this place loves that shit, but it would be nice to read something with some thought and characterization behind it. Too bad wanting this makes me "edgy" somehow.

>>14088313
>i loved ogres
>i shitposted about them all the time in /mgt/
>they always called me a greenskin-loving faggot, but i know they were just jealous of my passion
>but then one day a mod got jealous too and banned me
>i was so sad
>i would never be able to spread my love of ogres again
>as tears started to roll down my cheeks i felt a strong hand upon my shoulder
>i turned around and saw that my emerald goddess was standing behind me
>my tears of sadness turned into tears of joy
>she smiled, licked her lips and said
>"it's time to go ogre the line"
>she pulled off her loincloth to reveal her massive ogre girl-cock
>i knew what I had to do
>i got on my knees and took her girth in my mouth until her pubes were tickling my nostrils and her testes were slapping my chin
>i suckled on it like a starving baby at its mother's teat
>she moaned and started stroking my hair, pleased by my devotion
>in no time at all I had coaxed out her seed and it filled my mouth just like a balloon
>i swallowed every last drop
>it tasted like green apple jolly ranchers
>i love ogres

>>14087339
Why are bride monstergirls so awesome?

>>14088347
see
>>14088354
Cute things are fine, but surely it'll be a nicer read if we can love the character doing the cute things, instead of just going "daughteru falls inside cardboard box and pops out shouting 'surprise, daddy!'"

>>14088361
>girl-cock
Here we go again

all this shrek talk
and once more i think about the duo of a ogre and a donkey-centaur

>>14085461
I'm sure the finished dakimakura will be fit for a dragon.

>>14088384
pls

I want to play with a bunch of Anubis pups who keep trying to get me to stand up straight before finding her sphinx friend and getting one last day in at the sandbox before fall rolls in.

>>14088388
Please what? I'm sure seeing a dragon clutching an anubis dakimakura would be hot.

>>14088376
It's just a Shrek joke, so don't take it too seriously.

>>14088399
Exactly. Jokes have many layers, like onions.

>>14088384
>>14088398
Don't reply to it, he'll reply to this post to try and keep his shitposting going but don't reply

>>14088398
>pairing two madly possessive control freaks together
It could be okay in a romcom or something but holy shit this is a relationship I don't want to be anywhere near.

>>14088295
I want kunoichi cosplaying as Shrek!

>>14088417
I want an ogre cosplaying as Kat from Senran Kagura

>>14088417
I am genuinely interested as to why you want that.

I got a story Idea

A fighting arena ran by a dragon where captured men are forced to fight lizardmen and salamanders for freedom.

I feel like its already done, so if it has, tell me.

>>14088428
Shrek is love. Shrek is life

>>14088442
that doesn't explain the kunoichi

>>14088436
>men are forced to fight lizardmen and salamanders for freedom
So freedom never.

>>14088448
Never say never, some guy could get put up against a fatass as a pity play to give them hope every now and then.

>>14088448
not complete freedom from the looks of it.
I mean i assume they get released upon victory right? so the only way for full freedom would be to beat a salamander in a boring way

>>14088450
What happens when the Human Boy loses? What happens if the weakest, frailest, human boy there can't even defeat the fatass Salamander?

>>14088436
Sounds like some sort of warrior dating program. You fight and the winner decides if they take their opponent as a mate. If they refuse they both get thrown back into the system, and the winner gets moved on to a higher tier of opponents. Eventually if a guy wins enough he can challenge the dragon to become king of the arena and to take her as a mate.

>>14088428
To get a better lover, if even for some time.

>>14088436
Only if it ends with the human becoming the legend spoken of in their lore.
The Worldbreaker

>>14088417
I want to be stalked around the house by a Kunoichi cosplaying as shrek!

>come home after a grueling day at work
>open your front door
>at the end of hall see a flash of green and white turn the corner
>figure you're just tired after your shift
>when you're in the kitchen you have the strong feeling that you're being watched but just shake it off
>when you go to shower your towel that's normally folded neatly is rumpled up
>and slightly warm
>catch sight of green, white and brown out of the corner of your eye all night
>it's really wearing you down
>finally decide to just go to bed and try to sleep off this fatigue that's obviously making you go crazy
>as you're in bed you feel a presence above you
>slowly open your eyes you come face to face with a Kunoichi dressed as Shrek, mask and all
>"This is my swamp"
>not even enough time to scream

>>14088436
Will it be just lizardmen and salamanders?
I'm sure the more fight-happy monsters would want in on this

>>14088450
>fatass
So two-meter tall musclefat wrestler lizardwoman who doesn't even budge against your pathetic attempts to punch her and just starts raping you in the middle of the arena?

>>14088460
Fatass gets a feather in her cap and the boy gets sent back to the iron mines until next week when they put another guy out their against fatass that lardcreadible who probably thinks she's hot shit now.

>>14088468
Not, I mean complete fatass who her parents have to keep telling "Lose the weight!" while she rambles something about matriarchal systems and their biased sense of combat readiness.

>>14088425
>Monster girl senrans

Dammit man, I'm too tired to fap today!

>>14080408
So, looking for longer writefaggotry series is pretty hopeless with the pastebin as is. What's there to read?

>>14088470
>the boy gets sent back to the iron mines
That sounds harsh, what happened to just being raped and kept as a boytoy husband? I liked those days.

>>14088475
Well what do you want? Genre, preferred mg? Collectively, the thread probably knows all monster writefaggotry there is, so throw out some preferences and we can provide reccomendations,

>>14088475
Spider and the fly, and lateranon's and penywises's stuff.

>>14088472
Well too bad because now you have the image of a giant, big breasted girl with green skin with Kat's smirk and her clothes, her legs spread slightly as she sits atop you so that the skirt fills the gap while taunting you about picking a fight with her as one hand gropes your balls.
That's when you turn the tables and grab her breasts and it turns into a fondling war which leads to mutual groping before ending with a sexual 'battle' where the two of you 'fight' to see who gets top.

>>14088460
maybe there are training areas so the men can fight better

>>14088333
Go to /tg/ and ask for screencaps of the Lamia daugteru story. And Sandwich.

>>14088485
My fetish is plot. I just want to read something long and good, so no real mg preference.

>>14088475
Anonymoose's saga is a good read that is pretty damn long, and is still ongoing as well. You've probably already heard of it, but I thought I should mention it, just in case you hadn't.

>>14080408
You are 2 days late, nigger

>>14088477
Gone because the girls realized that they want a human that can kick their ass.

Great for the commons and newbie soldiers or the "lucky" one's who lose due to chance but bad for the big, scarred veteran of the long wars who can out wrestle oni and just wants a husband she can wear a naked apron for as she gives him a home cooked breakfast.

>>14088493
well im out, i have plot but its not that good or long

>>14088495
He was on time actually, we just had 2 threads pop up a second apart and this one got put back until last one died.

>>14088496
>Gone because the girls realized that they want a human that can kick their ass.
This sounds like a horrible future, we have to go back in time and prevent it from happening

>>14088502
i would like to see a newbie knight go to the mines as a weakling, then return to the arena a MAN

>>14088502
Hell no!
Last time I did that I ended up turning the entire Ryu race into a species of fatties.
I don't know how I did it but I sure as hell undid it.

Time travel only causes bad things anon.
Real bad things.

>>14088494
Yeah, but he said his fetish was plot, not "endless go-nowhere drawn-out wheel-spinning that seems to exist only to perpetuate its own wordcount". Plot implies that there is some sense of progress and impending resolution, properties not possessed by the saga,

I got a question, what you call this arena of lizardss

>>14088516
I am >>14088436
the scale pit?

>>14088508
No! We have to prevent this future at all costs! If by doing so means we have to live with tubby fatty Ryus then that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

If we go back in time and make sure Amazons gain political power about 20 years ago, we can ensure their culture becomes the norm and such barbaric things such as this fighting ring and mine operation never occur!

>>14088500
I mean 9/11 happy anniversary pic, you stupid infidel

>>14088514
His plot fetish wasn't stated when I started typing it out, so all I saw was he wanted a big story, sorry.

>>14088514
i kinda stopped after the fourth "book"
does it really feel like its going nowhere?

>>14088524
You fool!
Do you know what this could mean?
Hathor cults replaced with a minotaur one!
Vampires that are meek and hide from men!
Slug girls that win beauty competitions!

You're going to destroy us all! Destroy us all!
Destroy us all! Destroy us all!

>>14088526
He posted it on 9/11 you stupid sand nigger.

>>14088524
want to keep the fighting ring

>>14088536
I'm okay with 2/3 of these. Get in the DeLorean.

This thread is boring!

>>14088547
..Fine..
Just don't come crying to me when a fatass Ryu get's mopey because she can't get a husband and almost floods the city.

>>14088553
Tewi, I swear to god that I catch you, stick a bunch of manticore venom in me, and bloat you up so badly that a fairy would wince.

>>14088536
Alright, if we do it 15 years later we can keep Hathor Cults intact (Though Minotaur ones would still spring up), and Vampires would remain haughty and dominant.

I don't know how to stop that Slug Girl one though. At least they aren't Cait Siths though.

>>14088545
No, the fighting ring must be dismantled board by board. See >>14088547, it's time to save our future!

>>14088553
Do you want the yurifag to come back and ask for more yuri stories? We're fine.

>>14088496
That's awful

>>14088554
I'm conflicted, on one hand I'd marry her because I don't want her to be lonely, but on the other I like rainy weather. If I marry her could she make it so everyday is either overcast or storming?

That's comfy weather right there.

when did we get from talking about a dragon-run fight club to time travel?

have i been sipping the good juice again?

>>14088514
It's close enough. The plot is episodic rather than overarching. The Sabbath arc was good.

>>14088528
Little plot is fine as long as it's cute and/or funny.

>>14088536
Break out the tangelos.

Which monstergirl would be the best for eskimo kissing?

>>14088562
I can deal with that, although there is going to be an upswing in the parasite slime population for some reason.

>>14088569
Sure, although I believe this species of Ryu gets pretty clingy considering how hard it is for them to get husbands.
Expect her wrapping you up a lot because she doesn't want you to leave her.
I'm also sure she can make it stormy every now and then for you to cuddle in.

>>14088529
Yep. It's just a bunch of mary sues and an asshole with huge plot armor wrecking the human faction's shit wherever they go.
I liked the first "volume", but after that it turned to shit.

>>14088580
Best way of keeping clowns at bay.

>>14088567
Get gud and beat her.
Then you get to wake up to a seven foot tall, bronze skinned, scarred woman who loves you from the bottom of your heart.

>>14088591
Man i haven't heard the words mary sue since the gundam seed days

>>14088111
>MFW people probably won't ever realize that a Jiangshi as a hopper is basically the zombie or fledgling vampire stage of their un-life cycle

>With fully matured Jiangshi capable of flight, super human strength, agility
>Depending on the legend can burrow underground as well like a Melchiahim from Legacy of Kain
>Has the poison in their long nails and fangs
>Is capable of devouring Qi right out of your body like a vacuum, with the blood coming out of your skin pores, eyes, mouth, etc
>Qi uses the blood vessels to travel, can easily be translated into a man's manna
>MFW Jiangshi and Wight are both top shelf Undead waifus next to Lich
>MFW Jiangshi will never take your breath away while Wight tries to show her the superiority of her child bearing hips and spectral claws
>MFW I want a Jiangshi kuudere oneesan and Wight-Mom in a threesome with some Anon now

>>14088582
Yeti.

>>14088595
Please no anon.
I don't want to go back.

>>14088591
that bad eh? he just steam rolls the plot?

>>14088588
Now that sounds comfy, I'd love to be wrapped up by a clingy Ryu while it rains outside. She sounds great, why wouldn't other people want one?

Giant jiggly Jiang-shi jubilees.

>>14087307
It smells like Swamp Wurm ate a Bubble Slime and got diarrhea.

as a man who trying to creat stories of his own, I have no idea what the the terms `mary sue` or `plot armour` are.
what are they? are they bad things?

>>14088486
This. This so hard. Lanternon is especially good, his first story doesn't have the best ending but the setting is great and both his MC's have interesting takes on the world although both are idiotic and brainwashed by their representative factions - Val can't see that many monstergirls in the setting are controlling bitches who need to be removed and Victor can't understand that not all monstergirls are evil and that some can actually be good people. Neither accept that they could be wrong in any circumstance and in a way are quite similar to each other. That said, I hope Victor ends up in a powerful position to balance Val out by the end.

>>14088597
>With fully matured Jiangshi capable of flight, super human strength, agility
That's fucking awesome.
>MFW I want a Jiangshi kuudere oneesan and Wight-Mom in a threesome with some Anon now
Even better, since Undead fit the onee-san archetype to a T.

>>14088610
>are they bad things
Yes.
>what are they
Google is your friend, you can easily check those out without asking people here.

>>14088604
Probably because it looks like she swallowed a beanbag chair.

>>14088475
>longer
How long, and does quantity override quantity?

>>14088614
I'm being dead serious when I say that, too.

Hoppers are the larval stage of a Jiangshi. They're not a terrible threat yet because the seven po inside of the body haven't gone fully ballistic yet and can be outran/dispatched rather easily.

It's a true oriental vampire with the fucking vacuum of death you have to worry about.

>MFW been on a Hong Kong vampire movie kick and watching some guy get his Qi/Soul/Life energy absorbed that way made me think of that poor Horadrim bastard in the opening cinematic for Reaper of Souls

>>14088582
Polar Bear girl, Yeti, Hellhound

>>14088616
Im weird in that I like emotion in my responses
the more angry or happy some one is about something, the more legit the raw reply is

to me its better the googling in some (not all) cases

>>14088617
Eh, no one is perfect, but at least she has 10/10 personality and powers.

Besides, it's just more of her to cuddle, kiss, and love. Also belly rub.

>>14088629
Just google it already

>>14088610
"Mary Sue" is a character who chronically overaccomplished inside the story. She defeats all obstacles without great adversity and is generally never seen to be "wrong".

"Plot armour" is where the characters in the story escape death or injury or other hardship by being improbably lucky. If a similar situation befell someone IRL you would expect them to come out of it with major damage, but the characters in the story don't, because they're wearing "plot armour" - the author protects them from bad things for no good in-story reason.

EROS IS BEST GOD!
HEART PUPILS FOR ALL!

>>14088624
A matured Jiang-shi could probably pull of a lot of martial arts movie shit with the added benefit of super strength and flight couldn't they?
Jiang-shi's are going to make excellent protective onee-san figures in that regard.

>>14088602
Pretty much. Laven is a shining example of light and justice with a pure soul according to the anubis he travels with, who only happens to occasionally do some seriously fucked things to anyone who gets in his way. Also the girls he travels with are unbeatable warriors and mages who could single handedly beat anything in the story they encounter.
The villains are all pure evil corrupt humans with no actual depth to them even though without them humanity would go extinct in the world its set in.

Moose has some good ideas in the story, but in general the whole thing is a curbstomp in the protagonists favor, even in the times where it feels they're in the wrong.

>>14088606
Lei Lei best darkstalker

>>14088610
Mary sue (gary stue for guys) is a character that is overpowered and has no flaws. They are often used as the author's stand in character so they can pretend to be an absolute badass. Like the first girl Rose can just slaughter entire armies on her own and be bored.

Plot armor is when the main character can never have anything bad happen to him because the story would be over then. In this case the mc gets into all sorts of danger, but always walks away because the story would die with him.

>>14088635
So long as they do their stretches and keep themselves limber. Yes.

It's actually the reason Lei-Lei/Hsien-Ko in the Darkstalkers series is constantly in a state of motion for her idle animation with rolling her head and moving her weight from one foot to the other.

She's limbering up.

>>14088638
wow >>14088595 was right.
that is some max kira yamoto shit right there.

>>14088593
>Get gud and beat her
I refuse. I pity you if you need to beat your waifu in order for her to love you.

>>14088640
to in the moose story when they fight the witches. the ending can be described as plot armour?

Step right up, and choose your side! Do you join up with the Angels, the Demons, the gropy-feely Squid things from BEYOND, or do you go into business for yourself and set up a base outside of Heaven?

>>14088652
who the f*ck is kira yamoto?

>>14088654
If I ever beat my waifu in a fight, she'd go to some even more distant and remote mountain range than we already have and train there.

>>14088654
Ancient Lizardman laws Anon, they can only marry the ones who beat them.

Which is why the grand general has scales that are a dulling blue, eyes with crow's feet at their edges, and black hair that's going grey.

She knows there no husband for her any more, not that one would want an old lizard like her.

>>14088658
Needs more Iä Iä. Now and forever.

>>14088658
Going solo

>>14088658
I believe in Monster Girl supremacy! I want to lick Lilims feet everywhere!

>>14088663
Jesus.

>>14088658
I pick dragon and leave the battlefield to form a loving family.
>>14088663
> f*ck

>>14088669
That thing looks neat.

>>14088631
You sir, just became my nigga

>>14088671
I want traitor weaklings to leave.

>>14088675
>I pick dragon and leave the battlefield to form a loving family
Alpie please.
>>14088670
Remember anon, this is a black-ops sneaking mission. All equipment is procure-on-site.

>>14088658
>go into business for yourself and set up a base outside of Heaven?
>outside of Heaven
Yes Kaz, I would.

>>14088663
Jesus in robot pilot form.

>>14088680
No alp.

>>14088656
How far in is that? Because I got to the end of Volume 4 which was a lot of chapters and much of it was "Laven and friends stomped all the nasty humans and were totally justified in how they did it. Even the underhanded shit that was totally evil when the villains did it."

>>14088658

I'll just stay holed up in my apartment and try not to get killed.

>>14088658
Angels are cunts. Demons are pretty chill though.

>>14088679
I want them to stay

>>14088668
I want to tenderly and yet at the same time forcefully wake her womanhood back up with my want for children with General-san. I've seen that stupid kind of shit happen in doujins where their biological drive is so strong they ovulate, even on the teeter-tottering edge of menopause.

MAMANOMANA PLEASE.

>>14088663
years back, kira "jesus" yamoto was the king of anime gary stu's with plot armour strong enough to take nukes to the face and win.

i dont know if anime has a new gary stu king

>>14088691
I don't care what you want. Traitors have no rights and aren't people.

>>14088658
I set up a giant catcha machine filled with all the weapons, items, and armor I can find and offer folks a roll for a reasonable price.

>>14088684
So whatever happened to that stuff about a guy who married a black dragon and had a cute daughter?

Can your waifu even give you a pantyjob?

>>14088343
>Anon gets Kunochi Succubus Ninja GF in a dress for a double date
>Anon2 gets conservative Elf GF in a slutty outfit for his double date
>Both "trying" to fit in better with their respective counters
>Both end up in opposite positions and it's awkward

>>14088685
the sabbath fight in volume 5 i think, where the whole place gets wrecked and the only person that gets hurt is rose and it wasn't that badly.

its been a while so remind me what went on with that "underhanded shit"

>>14088680
What about these cigarettes I hid in my stomach?

>>14088710
Those are bad for you.

>>14088695
>Work as a mercenary for her for a while and then start dropping hints about wanting kids with her and talking about how the two of you would make a great couple.
>She dismisses it at first but you notice how she always has a little blush on her cheeks every time you mention it.
>Sometimes she walks out of the room super suddenly without a word before walking back after a half hour looking refreshed.
>Follow her one time out of curiosity only to hear her schlicking, armor cast aside as she pants your name.
>She begins personally training you the day after, running you through drills and challenges before declaring you as good a fighter as her.
>She then challenges you on the spot to see if you can beat her and become her husband.

>>14088706
>Threatening random characters who are only trying to keep the peace/their jobs along the story like common thugs
>Setting fire to a room of injured and incapacitated people in a bar
>Burning whole camps of mercs alive (messed up way to die) with Chris
>It was implied they killed a couple of farmers for seeing them crossing the country at one point
>beating up a pacifist healer to stop him from helping the enemy (if they did that to Susan Laven would have literally murdered the culprit)
>Trying to hang an old woman who was only trying to stop a child kidnapping demon

In any other story Laven would be the villain for this shit.

So, I just had a dream where I was good friends with a happy, playful Ushi-Oni who had a Manticore's tail and fur color.

What does it mean, /mgg/?

>>14088736
It means you have an unlimited sex drive that makes you act casually even in the face of a Rape Elemental.

>>14088736
It means that you are dreaming of my next science project.

Stop that.

>>14088700
Yes, yes she can

>>14088706
>the sabbath fight in volume 5 i think, where the whole place gets wrecked and the only person that gets hurt is rose and it wasn't that badly.

That still sounds like Mary Sue material.
>worst and most dangerous fight ever!
>the invincible warrior gets slightly grazed!
Nah, this kind of stuff is bullshit and comes across as bad writing.

>>14088508
>>14088554
>>14088569
>>14088588
>>14088604
>>14088617
>>14088631
Would a fat Ryu have fat Shirohebi Maidens to go with her, or would they be /fit/ so they could do the things their goddess couldn't, like put out date ads so their goddess can get a boyfriend

>>14088750
At the other end of the spectrum we have Alp's MCs, maximum betas who get raped and love it.

>>14088734
Wow... some protagonist
he hasn't even done anything heroic, just travel south and left a path of destruction. and yet he is the good guy?

>>14088640
>Like the first girl Rose can just slaughter entire armies on her own and be bored.
That isn't so bad on it's own, but when ALL the girls are this overpowered the story is pointless because the MC may as well pop a crown on his head and call himself king of fucking everything now. Like anyone could stop him.

>>14088754
Well a protagonist is not necessarily a hero.

>>14088752
Don't know.

On one hand, snuggling with the shrine maidens would be lovely.

On the other hand, muscle snakes who care for their mistress and help her out and give a nice contrast.

>>14088754
Nail on the head.
Laven is an unlikable asshole who never gets any comeuppance for being a bigger douche than Vengance's protag.
Well, maybe he does but I gave up midway through Volume 5.

>>14088738
>you have an unlimited sex drive
How did you know

>>14088743
Then let's do the project together!

>>14088736
It means you need to dream of more realistic hybrids. Like those spiders that shoot their fur/spines at things, now imagine those spines injected Manticore venom and you have a more realistic Ushicore.

>>14088763
>How did you know
I read your past by using psychokinesis.

>>14088762
at least in vengeance that guy is TRYING to be a prick.

how are you meant to be a decent guy when you almost hang old ladies without any sense of regret?

>>14088721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HeQtxd-q3o

>TFW Lizard CC General-san leads you to a graveyard of swords after challenging you, one that only she knows about
>She tells you of how they all belonged to men who had tried to court her, who in their youthful err had been felled by her
>Reminiscing about how every one of them was an excellent swordfighter and soldier beneath her, but true to her nature, she wouldn't accept absolute perfection from her men
>That motherfucking feeling when you can feel the eyes of a small crowd of mercenaries gathering around to watch the fight, having followed you both from camp
>She pulls out a scimitar from the ground at first, telling you that this place has nothing but the finest of weaponry
>To cast away your fears and face her earnestly, before charging forward, ready to strike
>Your battle lasts throughout the day and night, swords are broken, sweat and blood is shed
>The entire time you're moving and keeping up with her footwork, you're both exhilarated by the fight
>You've never felt more alive, she's blushing as you riposte one of her strikes, aiming your own stab at her
>She surprises you both by gripping the blade with her scaled palm, grimacing as it cuts into her flesh
>Pulls a hand back and socks it to you
>Tells you that was for watching her schlick
>She kicks you in the stomach, hard
>You're in agony
>That was for making her think she'd ever be able to be embraced as a woman
>You catch her next kick with your hands, her claws digging into you as you topple her over, pulling a sword from the ground you aim as if to end her life
>Stab it into the ground, pinning her by her braided ponytail
>You lean forward, cupping her chin and cheek in your hand and end up sharing an incredibly passionate kiss
>Your tongues wrestling for control as the onlookers hoot and holler, some of the MGs in the unit giving cat calls
>You smile and tell her
>"That was for stealing my heart."

Full ham a-go-go.

>>14087528
Which one is that?

>>14088700
>Be walking around town with waifu
>She suddenly pulls you to the side down an alleyway
>She pushes you to the wall and strips herself of her panties using one hand
>Her other hand undo's your belt and pulls down your pants
>She wraps her still warm and slightly damp silk undergarments and lovingly wraps them around your member
>She slowly works her panties up and down your shaft as she pins you to the wall and stares into your eyes
>The cacophony of the crowd outside the alleyway is the only thing stiffening your moans, you're too afraid of being disovered.
>Eventually you burst, sending thick strings of milky white cum into the threads of your waifu's panties
>She steps back and spreads out her silk panties to give you a view of her ruined underwear.
>Once neat puprle panies now cradle huge viscous globs of semen in the crotch.
>Her gaze never moves away from your eyes as she slowly works her panties up her slender legs and back onto her plush bottom underneath her skirt
>She gently works her hand inside of her panties and rubs her crotch a bit before bringing her cum soaked fingertips to her mouth to taste your seed.
>She licks her fingers clean with a wicked grin plastered on her face
>Cum begins to dribble down her leg, but before you can say anything she takes your hand and drags you out into the street to continue your walk
>You only go 2 blocks before she begins to drag you behind some bushes
>She wants you to help clean her socks next

>>14088774
I wouldn't mind but Susan won't stop with the "pure soul of light!" thing, but he goes and does shit like that like he's an action movie villain, only Moose expects us to root for him during it all.
It's frustrating because he starts out being an average guy in a horrible situation, but he's quickly becoming a reprehensible cock while the supporting characters make him out to be Jesus for it.

>>14088763
Sorry friend, I only would let another girl jo-

OH! You mean as research partners.
Yeah, that's fine.

Just watch out for when she learns that she can walk on the cieling, the tentacle/ushi hybrid had a lot of fun with that.

>>14088773
Goddamn it Psycho Mantis.

>>14087523
>>14087531
I'm new, but how is yuri shitposting?

>>14088775
ついて来れるか？

>>14088760
>Muscle Shirohebis lead Human Boys back to their shrine with the promise of a dat with their goddess
>Human Boy expects a /fit/ queen
>Get greet with a happy pudgy Ryu who takes up her entire end of the table
>Human Boy decides he has to "run to the bathroom"
>Doesn't come back
>Muscle Shirohebis each comfort the big Ryu as she weeps and makes it rain yet again in MGC

>>14088791
WHEN WILL SCIENCE STOP?!

>>14088790
>so, you like to play MGQ

>>14088775
>an entire graveyard of would be husbands beneath her feet, and she put them all there

Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>14088791
DONT PROD THE BEAR

>>14088791
Careful not to fall for it.jpg

>>14088785
Good stuff.
>socks
Please yes.

>>14087603
>Harblador isn't kill anymore
Wunderbar. But what is his new pastebin account?

>>14088786
reminds me of those 3 web comics i used to read

>>14088798
>You...you jerked it to the Beelzebub scene!? Clearly you are unhinged.

>>14088791
Sure you are.

>>14088791
Yes, your new, now leave.
>>14088808
It's the same as always.

>>14088793
Better yet.

>Shrine with fit Shirohebi and a fat ryu in the north part of the city
>Rival shrine with fat Shirohebi and a /fit/ ryu in the southern part.
>Both end up getting a crush on the same guy
>Cue rivalry that ends when the guy says he loves both of them.
>Shrines merge into one and the girls form a hard and soft combo by both wrapping around him.

>>14088810
>3 web comics
You're obviously expecting us to ask what they were.
>>14088811
>Mantis reads your mind
>doesn't like what he finds

>>14088800
But imagine the sex, Anon.

Denied the youthful rutting like all the other Lizardmen, she'd probably be afraid to break you given her own blue ovaries kicking it into overdrive

Then you have amazing, raunchy sex all night long that gives her sore hips in the morning while the younger MGs joke and cajole her for her age and how 'vigorous' you are in bed.

While she flushes beet red when they tell her they were going to wake her up for morning drills but decided against it when they saw her snuggling up to you like a body pillow in your bed, her legs and tail wrapped around your body