/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14073797
Undead Best Girls.

First for best meido.

Jiangshi are cute!
CUTE!

>>14073797
Fourth for Feet!

>>14073806
Remove abominations.

I want to find a homeless monstergirl, take her in and care for her and make her into a proper monstergirl

>>14073811
Done.

Xth for sea bishop!

PAW PAD WAIFUS

>>14073797
I want to edit a Jiang-shi's tag to make her addicted to cuddlefucking.
I want her to hold me close to her and bounce her hips up and down until she's an ahegaoing mess.

Your waifu wouldn't hurt you physically even if she were "out of herself", right?

>>14073797
Why are the undead girls so perfect

>>14073813
Much obliged.

>>14073818
Yeah probably.

>>14073797
Too bad no one besides Penny will care about her in a week.

>>14073818
Nope.

>>14073825
But she does feel sorry when she's sane and sober again, right?

>>14073809
>>14073815
Absolute bestest!

>>14073819
Good question. We may never know.

>>14073833
Probably not.

Why has KC been doing humanshaped girls lately? I mean, Monster Girls that were already humanoid to begin with, like the Demon, Jiangshi, or Titania. They're boring, I mean it's not like he can do much when they pre established girl designs. I mean did anyone not expect the Jiangshi to look exactly what it does?

Let's get KC to cut all human shaped girls he has planned.

>>14073812
>You'll never take pity on a homeless monstergirl and take her in.
>You'll never give her a vigorous bath and a set of baggy pajamas until you can get her new clothes.
>You'll never see her tear up a bit when you give her a hot home-cooked meal.
>She'll never be shocked still when you let her sleep in your bed with you and cuddle you all night for warmth.
>You'll never take her to job interviews all over the city until someone finally hires her.
>You'll never marry her and live together happily for the rest of your lives.
>She'll never cling you tightly every night because she loves you, her savior, so much.
God damn it anon, why did you introduce this pain into my heart?

>>14073825
>>14073836
Amazon

>>14073837
Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you?
There's nothing wrong with human shaped girls.
In fact, some of the best ones in my opinion are human shaped.
Hellhounds, Cheshire Cats, Oni, Dragons, ect.

>>14073843
Yeah, and?

>>14073815
>>14073809
>>14073834
>you will never form an infinite poop loop with an anubis

>>14073809
Those paws should not be as alluring as they are.

Hell, everything about her in that picture looks ridiculously soft.
Those long, velvety ears. That silky, fluffy hair. Those bushy tufts of fur on her elbows and thighs. That big, thick tail you just want to bury your nose in and smell until your lungs can't take anymore. Those delicious, well-defined calves, muscle visible even through her fur. And especially that plump, peachy round rump.

My only complaint is how her hands seem to lack dexterity, given their shape.

I kinda want to see an anubis' reaction to having her toes kissed and suckled, but I don't think a mouthful of fur would be all the pleasant.

You're overdue for a visit.

>>14073846
>Hellhounds, Cheshire Cats, Oni, Dragons, ect.
Anon if you can't read just say so instead of making yourself look like an idiot.

>>14073851
Good, I'll keep it that way.

>>14073851
Thanks Doc

I missed you Doc ;_;

>>14073843
Amazons know how delicate men are. They would never raise a hand against one unless in self defense.

>>14073854
Ohhhhh, I misunderstood what you meant by "Human Shaped."
I thought you meant girls with humanoid builds.

>>14073837
Just jump off a tall building already.

I want to preform magic tricks for a group of wasted onis!

>>14073838
Reminds me of that greentext about one Anon who became homeless. Some lady took him in on the condition that he find a job, do chores for her, and not try anything out of line with her.
Eventually he got his life back together, and ended up marrying her.

No idea if it's true, but I like to think it is.

>>14073865
To be fair, so did I. That was very poorly worded.

I want to make skintight fairy bodysuits out of cling-film!

>>14073848
Back and forth forever ))<>((

>>14073877
I want to tear a fairy's wings off and make an airplane out of them!

Touch the fairy.

>>14073837
Oi, fight me.

What better time to do something fairly generic for the most part when it comes to MG's than when you're doing them in a marathon run. It's probably to be expected for a while if anything.

That said while Jiangshi should have been something that was done ages ago I'm glad we got it further down the line and not during the art of the early days.

I want to trap fairies in bottles so that when my HP reaches 0 they'll come out and revive me!

>>14073879
Can I get on board your plane? Can I bring friends?

>>14073872
Oh yeah I remember that one.

And then she died shortly after their wedding. Because life fucking sucks.

>>14073871
>You will never hear a chorus of OOOOOOOHH~'s from an enraptured oni audience

>>14073851
Thanks Doc, just what I needed.

>>14073849
>Spoiler
Indeed. It's why I prefer girls shaven bald down there.

Though you can always just say MAMONO MANA makes it not unpleasant, iunno.

>>14073838
I actually want it the other way around, with myself as the homeless one.

>>14073886
What kind of plane would it be if you can't bring your friends?!

>>14073851
I just found a centipede in my house and screamed. God its easy to forget how terrifying those guys are in real life.

>>14073892
>The Onis run away like black people run from David Blaine magic

>>14073896
Right. That seems closer to reality.
At least for me. No, not actually homeless. Just poor.

>>14073897
A crashed one.

>>14073871
>implying you wouldn't get heckled to shit by drunk Onis shouting about volunteering to help with making making your dick disapear

>>14073883
>That said while Jiangshi should have been something that was done ages ago I'm glad we got it further down the line and not during the art of the early days.
This goddamn, compare Skeleton and Zombie to Jiangshi, Lich and Wight. There's such a big difference in how pretty the newer undead are that you'd almost suspect KC's fetish is actually secretly necrophilia.

>>14073909
Would at least my friends survive?

>You will never fight to defend your city from violent monster girls by fucking the good into them

Why live?

>>14073916
There is a 0.00% rate of survivors on this plane ride my brother.

>>14073797
He actually did it?

KC...

WHERE. IS. MY. FUCKING. PHOENIX?

>>14073919
Maybe if my friends were to rappel off the plane onto an even bigger one. Would the big plane save them?

>>14073920
It's in Arizona you pleb, did you ever learn fucking geography?

>>14073837
Simply put, cutting corners. He sped up his update schedule significantly and will have to do so even more if he hopes to make the December deadline.
Human girl + color palette swap and/or some wings of some sort is the easiest to do.

>>14073930
So in otherwords, shovelware Monster Girls?

>>14073920
The real question is WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?

>>14073918
....That is totally the same style of belt as Ixa.

>>14073939
Anon that's the joke.

>>14073916
They'd expect one of you in the wreckage, brother!

>>14073945
That would be me. I would die for my brothers. The fire rises.

>>14073936
What an age we live in, that one can read a phrase like that.

>>14073837
>more monstrous, I still haven't found a waifu hardcore enough!

I think you want this setting

>>>/CoC/

Happy trails faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq8F0Bb6Xg

>>14073837
>Let's get KC to cut all human shaped girls he has planned.
>all we get is furries
And it would be all your fault you fagmaster.

>>14073953
Give it to me straight, Doc
Are they eyes or eyebrows?

>>14073956
At least Japan would love it.

>>14073963
And all the amerifaggots would come here ;_;

>>14073894
Yeah, pubes in one's mouth isn't all that desirable to me either.

That said, I probably wouldn't mind a bit of anubis fur in my mouth on occasion, even without the mamanojojojuju ass-pull.
It's one of those things I think I could get used to, be it with fur in my mouth from kissing her paws or something, or even a bit of fur in a meal.

One advantage over regular animals, too, is that monstergirls would have a much more developed sense of hygiene. As well as brushing off loose fur, they'd be much cleaner in general.

Which leads me to wonder just how much fur a husky dog-girl might shed. You'd probably have enough for a large coat after a few months of summer.

>There are people here who don't like Monster Pubes
Casuals.

>>14073970
What can I say? I prefer the aesthetics of a racing stripe.

>>14073943
Holding hands with an Anubis must be like warm mittens, her paw enveloping your whole hand

>>14073956
It's what these threads deserve.

>>14073958
Both

>>14073970
I like my pubes like I like my eyebrows: Big, thick, dark, and on the woman I love.

>>14073971
>Racing stripe
>Not the landing strip
Step it up sempai

>>14073970
Would Holst pubes be spotted? I want to find out.

>>14073970
>he thinks pubes are attractive in any way

>>14073976
It's what you deserve you fucking furfag.

>>14073966
You say that like the thread isn't 70% American already anyways. They're the largest demographic on this site and in each individual board by a wide margin, like most English language websites. Tends to happen when one country has 3 times the English speaking population as the next highest.

>>14073980
Am I so old that they changed the term on me?

>>14073976
You're going to enjoy Hell.

>>14073983
Pubes are mature and natural, shaved just looks too young and empty to me.

>>14073966
>Implying there aren't Americans in this thread RIGHT NOW.
I can confirm it because I'm American.

Fluff tunnel

>>14073987
Sex evolves, my man. Just when you think you're the king of all things arousal and can teach your kids about all the moves you used to do in your day some Succubi invents the reverse ballerina

>>14073972
I've got a pair of thick, padded, battery-heated gloves I use when I ride my bike. Sometimes, when I wear them, I think it must be like having my hands sandwiched between yeti or anubis paws.

>>14073851
What's that Alp? You saying you're finally writing about getting that creepy crawly to the dentist?

Quick! You're monstergirl waifu wants to eat something made specially by you and when you ask what would she like, your beloved just playfully says "Today's Chef's Choice!". So, what will you do?

>>14073989
>mature

For a mature guy like yourself?

Shit eating grin.jpg

>>14074003
Pancakes

>>14073992
The most sensitive part of a yeti is her heart.
>>14073999
>implying I'm Alp
I'm offended

>>14074003
Hamburger helper or pancakes. I can't fuck that up.

Okay, maybe the pancakes I can fuck up.

>>14073981
>Holst pubes
They've got hairy thighs and ass already. Would they even have pubes?

Pube type hairs are delicate part protection for humans since we have no fur. Holsts do from the waist down, so they wouldn't need em, no?

I'd image they would be more like dogs and have a small hairless patch right there to keep junk clean.

Also, what the fuck is up with that? Some fur covered animals have bald crotches and some bald animals have fur covered crotches.

I want to stay perfectly still while a blind wendigo is trying to find me!

>>14074003
Some chicken, and then I'll boil the rice in the grease that came out of said chicken. I hear that's the Kurd way of doing it.
>>14074008
What's that Alp? You saying you can't be bothered with writing but you just wanted the attention?

>>14074003
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I cut the crust off and cut it in a heart shape, and I add my secret ingredient to it!

It's love!

>>14073967
>I probably wouldn't mind a bit of anubis fur in my mouth on occasion
Oh me neither. Would be just a little idiosyncrasy of living with one that you'd get used to.
>Even a bit of fur in a meal
That...might be taking it a bit far...I mean, if it got in there accidentally, sure, shrug it off. That's what you meant, right?

>Monstergirls would have a much more developed sense of hygiene.
Indeed. Seems just common sense really.

>>14074003
Steak, medium well, Mashed Potatoes with Heaven gravy, and a shitload of tequila.

>>14074003
Barbecued steak and halloumi.

That stuff's divine.

I want to ask a Jiang Shi if she hopped the border to get here!

I want to ask her if she's mad! Hopping mad!

>>14073999
He said he won't have time to write this week. Also, Alp is probably asleep right now.

>>14073972
Mmm. What it would feel like...we'll never know ;_;

>>14073996
Sounds cozy.

>>14074003
Chocolate chip cookies.

>>14074003
Grilled cheese and Doritos with Dr. Pepper

>>14074003
Breaded chicken on toast with bacon, mayonaise, bacon bits in the mayonaise, and sliced tomato.

>>14074012
[muffled awawawa in the distance]

>>14073907
>Learning to do up close street magic as an incubus wizard.
>Random conjurations as you walk down the street.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVoiYZum9Zg
>A young foxgirl begins whimpering as her legs splay around an all too large dildo under her clothes.
>Get to hear "DAMNIT ANON STOP PUTTING THINGS IN MY BODY!"

>>14073970
I just don't care for the feeling of them against my tongue.

>>14074013
I hate Alp.

>>14074003
But she mostly drinks blood, what can I do with that.

>>14074022
I want to steal her socks and then smell them because I can't remember what it is that I'm actually supposed to do to them.
>>14074024
You know suspiciously much about his timetable for someone who isn't him. Riddle me this: why would you post the image that he named "Creepy crawly colored as sexily as possible" and spoke about an appointment? Surely you were referring to the smellypedes need to visit a dentist.

>>14074003
Fuck it, I'm making calzones.
Bacon, pepperoni, beef, and Mozzarella cheese.

>>14074034
So does Alp. It's his shtick.

>>14074022
So I have this Choul neighbour that always seems to watch me from beyond the wooden fence when I'm making steak on the grill
Eventually, my Lich neighbour noticed this development and asked me why her subjects seem so fascinated with my home-made and asked me if it's good

I told her "It's to DIE for!"

>>14074018
Medium well? What are you? A barbarian?

>>14074003
Something from this book.

>>14074039
Pudding and sausage come to mind.

Who is this artist and does he have a gallery?

Post more wendigos, they're cute~

>>14074039
Blood sausage.

Quick, on the subject of pubes, tell me what your favorite Monster Girl's pubes would be like, and if you'd have her shave them or not!

>>14074003
Well...I suppose then that I'd make her a steak to order. Nice rare and bloody if she doesn't have a preference otherwise. A nice green pepper sauce too. A nice light salad on the side, along with her choice of veggies. And for dessert...apple pizza.

>>14074016
Yeah, just accidentally. I'm not going to be keeping bags of her shed fur in secret to sprinkle on my meals.
But I'm definitely not going to raise it as an issue, either. Like you say, it's an idiosyncrasy you deal with quite happily, especially seeing as how you're living a perfect life with an anubis.

>>14074051
No clue if this guy has a name or not yet, but any excuse to post his stuff is welcome.

>>14074046
Just because you scuttled your sense of taste by smoking or some other dumb shit don't mean some of us don't like to taste and enjoy our food welldonefag.

>>14074051

>>14074054
Neatly trimmed a best

>>14074056
Indeed. And what a perfect life it would be...

>>14074054
Always as thin as possible or landing strip. Anything else is cat tier.

>>14074060
You misrepresent me. I am a medium rare fellow of the highest order.

>>14074040
I didn't post the Oomukade, doofus. And Finland is UTC+02, so most folks with normal sleep secludes are likely sleeping.

>>14074054
>Alp

Probably shaves herself bare or has a landing strip/triangle as per her standards of beauty.

I'd convince her to cut it into a heart.

>>14074051
Wendigos, you say?
>>14074054
Big, friendly reptiles don't grow pubes.

>>14074054
>>14074063
Shaven, certainly.

>>14074054
I'm not entirely sure how this works...
Would they be bald down there, or would there be a patch of hair? Or would it be something like the Wurm's retractable scales?

>>14074054
>Wight
A small, sparse mound of wispy white-blonde strands draped gracefully over her smooth, puffy vulva.

Alternatively
>Sandworm
I don't even fucking know

>>14074076
I want to tickle a wyvern's pubic scales with my tongue!

>>14074072
You mean schedules not secludes, my Finnish friend.

>>14074072
>doofus
You're not all that convincing.

>>14074003
Poor person chow. If she's lucky I might break up some saltines on top of it.

>>14074076
Scales?

>>14074074
>>14074076
If they have hair up on their heads, they'll have hair down there

>>14074069
Piquerism, is it?

>>14074088
Anon, that's not what carpet and drapes mean

>>14074088
How much do you think we could sell the pubes we shave outta Alp's waifu for?

>>14074092
What can I say? I do like just a little bit of blood.

>>14074097
What if they did though?

>>14074104
I have a feeling she wouldn't have any carpet at all just for the contrast.

>>14074104
>Date Kejourou
>Get frisky with her
>Move down her legs
>Try to remove stockings
>They aren't stockings

>>14074104
Wait. Wait, we have to address this
If a Kenjourou can control her hair

>>14074054

Hey anon, come drink with me!

>>14074108
Of course she can. She's magic.

>>14074032
>You will never fuck with Monster girls MGC style.

>>14074106
But they're the only ones that can literally pull you in with their hair.

>>14074112
Yes yes, but give it some thought
If she can control her hair

>>14074107

Is all this hair talk my fault?

>>14074110
You smell like wolf jizz.

>>14074115
David Blaine*

God damn.

Why is there so little art of monster girls being raped/tortured

>>14074107
That's one kinky girl, if she has that lazy onee-san personality then 10/10 would fug

>>14074108
Yes, she can keep you from pulling out using her pubes.

>>14074119
If she can control her hair... she's made of wood... and weighs the same as a duck... AND IS THEREFORE A WITCH!
>>14074121
You're saying that as if it were a bad thing.

>>14074120
You and me both.

>>14074126
Because your fetish is shit

>>14074010
I always thought Holst leg hair was like stockings that come all the way up their thighs.

>>14074126
Because it's only okay if human boys get raped/tortured

>>14074126
Because guro is bad and you should feel bad.

>>14074108
>>14074107
>>14074104
>a Kejourou will never give you a pubejob

>>14074126
Because torture is wrong.

Inverted nipples, y/n?

>>14074126
>Torturing Celty
I hope you die in a fire

>>14074127
Imagine her lazily laying on the bed waiting for you to undress her, but when you reach for her all her clothes unravel into her hair revealing she's pretty much been naked this entire time.

>>14074143
Y.

>>14074054
>Crow Tengu
Soft downy feathers.

>>14074143
Why does it matter?
>>14074145
I hope she gets caught by the traffic cop and given a ticket for speeding!

>>14074143
Y

>>14074140
>>14074148
>Doesn't even have to get her main hair messy
>You can both just lazily sit on a couch naked, eatting ice cream and watching TV while her pubes jerk you off, and guide you into her

>>14074130
It's horrible.

>>14074126
>rape
Allright
>torture
Because psychological torture is best. Guro is absolute shit.

>>14074003
Serve her adobo.

>>14074143
Might be cool, mainly for big tits. It's all about the overall effect.

>>14074158
Hermano?

>>14074158
Alfredo?

>>14074143
I like the idea of squeezing a boob to make the nipple pop out, fully erect.

>>14074157
>Guro is absolute shit.
I would've said the same thing before I went to Ganmarei's pixiv

>>14074157
>Psychological torture.
Imagine what it would be like to torture a succubus like that.
Just bind her down with blessed metal and tease her for hours and hours.
Taunting her with the fact that she can't get at your dick for hours and hours, sometimes bringing it close to her face, but just far enough that she can't reach it.
How long until she snaps and begs for it?
It's all in good fun though, I'll pat her on the head when we're done.

>>14074148
>Going to the beach
>She uses her hair as a top, so technically she's topless, but at least she has on a proper bottom
>Realize her bottom is just her pubes wrapped around her
>She gives you a smug shit eating grin once you realize she's technically naked
>Make note to stop letting her hang out with her Chesire friend

>>14074174
>Advocating Guro
Not even /d/ will take you, you sick fuck.

>>14074126
>torture

>>14074176
>spoiler
Weekend sadists don't get brownies.

>>14074179
>>14074148
>Using her hair as clothes

Still waiting on a pic of Bayonetta 2.0 like an Apophis...

>>14074183
Okay. Not much of a fan of brownies.
And I'm a switch anyway, so...

>>14074154
>get her main hair messy
Have you read the profile? They eat cum through their hair.

>>14074191
You no get cookie! Wurm flip switch!

Not that guy, but so many doujins use the torture tag these days, then you only have things like injecting drugs/aphrodisiacs into a girl's nipples, or fucking them till they ahegao, or general bdsm type stuff that causes more discomfort than lasting damage, I don't automatically jump when I see it.

>>14074126
Does orgasm denial count? Quicksilver's Ryu story was fantastic for that.

>>14074138
torture is not necessarily guro.

>>14074066
For me, it'd be a cuddly life.

A life where you spend every Friday night watching movies with her on the couch. As the movie goes on, she lies back against you, head resting upon your chest so you can rub her head, and kiss her ears every so often.
And if she falls asleep, you can tease her at the movie's end. Or even just get frisky with her during the credits anyway. Rolling her around and shuffling so that you're on top of her, and her shirt's all hiked up, exposing her smooth, chocolate abdomen and the white glyphs on either side of her navel, even in the dim light of the TV.
You could nuzzle her tummy, maybe using your hands to tickle her skin, against giggling and squealing and half-hearted protests.
Then, when she's in the mood, you could drive it home by placing your mouth upon her cute, sensitive little belly-button, and blowing the raspberry to end all raspberries. Feeling her paws on either side of your head like big, warm earmuffs as her abdomen contracts, and she raises her fluffy knees on either side of you.
She'd yell with laughter, clutching you head and asking in vain for respite as you send vibrations through her ticklish body.
Then, when you get all tired, you can flop down atop her, smiling as she playfully chastises you for being so immature. Wriggling your hands beneath her and the couch so you can hug her waist, as she crosses her legs around your chest and keeps her paws atop your head, almost cradling you with her body.

>>14074174
SHIT
H
I
T

>>14074174
Fuck off gurofag

>>14074203
Yeah, that's certainly be a comfy life, imagine her just spending her days loafing around, cuddling tight to her Dragon lover as the two do such things, and playfully love each other under their roof.

>>14074196
>Not wanting to be able to fill whatever role your waifu wants you to fill.
Eh. Okay, it's your choice.

>>14074166
>>14074169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_adobo

What if your waifu regenerated and wanted the guro?

>>14073967
I've never been with a girl, but with men, it's relatively easy to pleasure them orally without getting any pubes in my mouth.
You simply just need to be precise. It's easy.
Pubes are fluffy, soft, and fun when taken care of. Some people shampoo, brush, comb and condition their pubes, too.

>>14074209
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46821525
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=40079935
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35752523
I didn't ask for this to happen

>>14074232
fag

>>14074232
I really hope you're a girl anon, because otherwise you might be an alp.

>>14074231
No.

>>14074232
Found the alp

>>14074236
I'm not following any of those. You can just fuck right off, no guro here.

>>14074231
Do I have access to a sabbath potion that turns all the nasty stuff into rainbows?

>>14074242
Alp?

>>14074232
A L P D O N
L
P
D
O
N

>>14074232
Hello alp

>>14074232
Well now.

>>14074232
Thank you Uncle Alp!

>>14074232
Learn how people speak you weeaboo fuck

>>14074232
I want to ask an alp about her blowjob technique!

Jesus Christ this thread

>>14074258
Don't mix up Alp the creature with the writefag.

>>14074232
HAH! Gayyyyyyy!

>>14074217
Fuck off yurifag.

>>14074223
>your wife not filling whatever role you want her to
You're not living your life correctly!

>>14074266
What?

>>14074236
That's too much man. Intestines are a turn off. This is about as far as I can take guro, personally.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1866693

>>14074266
Pubes, paws and pole-polishing alps.

I'd say it's the best first 200 replies to a thread we've had in weeks.

>>14074232
Do you want to be an alp?

>>14074275
Go away Jesus, this isn't your kind of place and we're not your kind of people.
>>14074279
>pole-polishing alps
All-Alp stripjoint when?

>>14074236
>>14074277
Get lost

>>14074266
Just the usual thing for a new thread.

>>14074283
>All-Alp stripjoint when?
That'd be interesting. You could get them absolutely flat or with all natural ridiculous stripper bodies. They'd cover all the bases! Even the homos could pretend to love it until they become workers!

Overlord crossover art when?
I want Suu scenes from EMG edited to have Solution in them instead, so fun harmless hi-jinx become horrifying nightmares

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>>14074262
>>14074268
>>14074280
Oh come on, knock it off with the memes.
So I experimented a little, big deal, I'm sure we all did stuff like that as kids.
Besides, I wasn't emotionally into it, and it's not like I'm gay for it. Really it doesn't count nor make me gay, it just if anything gives me experience.

>>14074203
Cuddly life sounds pretty perfect to me. Getting to embrace her so, cuddle with her, tease her. True perfection.

Magnificent work as always Trachyon.

I need a picture of the smug squad, can a kind anon help me out?

>>14074303
Hi, I'm the guy who turbonerds are calling an alp, and you're not me.

>>14074308
Hi, I'm CIA.

>>14074303
>I wasn't emotionally into it

You heartless monster.

>>14074303
flanGAAAAAY.jpg

>>14074302
Well we have this one..

>>14074303
Go back to /gfd/ or /rk9/ if you want to blog about how much gay sex you've had.

>>14074311
Hi, I'm Alp, I write shitty stories that no one likes. Sorry people are confusing me with you and me with >>14074303

>>14074308
Hi, I'm Smee.

>>14074323
I should think it's lame, but that drool...
>>14074326
>>14074328
Oh, hi Mark!

>>14074323
I always knew she was a slut

>>14074328
Hi, I'm Maimen.

>>14074332
Hi, I'm Doktar.

Report and Ignore.

>>14074323
I want to bitch at .less, but honestly, I like it

>>14074334
Hi, I'm Paveleer

>>14074336
nofunallowed.png

>>14074336
But I want the alp to stay here as long as possible!

>>14074323
Someone save poor Albedo from that whore.

>>14074339
Hi, I'm Button-Lee.

>>14074344
Hi, I'm Juan.

>>14074323
>>>/u/

>>14074303
Thanks I needed to laugh at somebody.

>>14074323
Great way to ruin an Albedo pic with your shitty OC and yurishit, .less

You never fail to dissapoint.

>>14074345
Hi, I'm Avyu, and this is Maimen's brother, SIR.

>>14074323
Fuck's sake, why did he have to shoehorn his steel donut in?

>>14074311>>14074328
>>14074332
>>14074334
>>14074339
>>14074344
>>14074345
>>14074355
That's a big introduction

>>14074323
We finally get a pic of her and it's fucking yuri? I bet you did it for shit and giggles because "lol It's so funny man xD"

I want to soak haohi's feet in a tub of hot waterso I can pour it into a pitcher when she's done and drink it like a fine wine.

>>14074323
I want to marry Haohi one day!

>>14074360
For thou

>>14074366
That's gross anon.

>>14073797
Things to write on a jiang-shi:
>hug slut
>irrumation station
>pure and chaste
>necrophilia roleplay
>put some clothes on, harlot

>>14074323
So .less is a cuck too? Did bob ever do NTR stories? I don't remember.

>>14074378
Yeah Cuckercore

>>14074374
>Irrumation station
Goddammit...now I want nothing more than a picture of an otherwise disinterested looking Jiangshi being used for irrumatio with heart-pupils in her eyes.

>>14074051
>>14074059
Lawyer-chan is what he's called around here. Because a lot of his drawings used to be on the back of legal documents. And he has no real gallery -- he's more a "do five-minute random doodles on a total whim" rather than someone who has an actual online gallery and does commissions.

>>14074374
Wouldn't you rather just cover her in tally marks?

Oh hey, she's from the Mist Continent. That means she's basically guaranteed to be good.

>>14074378
But .less isn't dating Haohi, so he isn't a cuck.

Now that one Monster Boy of his is, but we've none that for a long time. At least it alps though.

>>14074381
>heart pupils
>disinterested

???

>>14074391
She just sits there in the corner looking dead until you start to irrumate her and she ahegaos?

>>14074387
>.less
>not a cuck

>>14074378
>>14074387
I think .less has two different canonicities with regards to Haohi.

One where she marries his Monsterboy Self-insert, Akai, which is all cutesy and vanilla and crap.

And one where she's a raging turboslut which results in all the lewdness he draws of her. He doesn't cross the two over in his own head.

>>14074387
But the monsterboy is his self insert.

>>14074391
She's not emoting, but her eyes tell the full story.

>>14074391
That's why I said "Otherwise disinterested".

She seems to just be kneeling there with her mouth hanging open, completely uninterested in anything; yet she's got the heartpupils after you stick your dick down her throat and start making good use of dat undead mouthpussy.

>>14074397
But she's still a turboslut in that one story where she is married.

>use a Hsien-ko quote as the OP
>the only jiang shi posted in this thread other than the MGE one is Miyako

My emotions and body are falling apart. Can't you tell?

>>14074395
>>14074397
>>14074398
But that alleged Monster Boy self insert ends up alping, and is even cuter as a girl.

.less isn't like the Anubisguy, who waifued the Dragon and Anubis, .less himself as no romantic fantasies of dating Haohi. As such her being a bitchy whore and stepping on anons with her feet doesn't make him a cuck.

God I want Haohi to step on me.

>>14074374
Hug slut you say?

>>14074408
Dead series is dead. Let Go.

>>14074408
>forgot my picture

We're utterly unlucky...

>>14074397
She's a slut and he and his self insert are cucks.

Are we being raided by yuricuck again?

>>14074409
Anon, it's a self insert. You know what that means?

Okay so .less is a cuck and an alp. He and the other one really deserve each other.

>>14074407
What story?

>>14074422
He's always here, Anon
Watching
Waiting

>>14074422
>implying it was just one person
>implying they ever left

>>14074422
>one guy
>raid

But yeah, there was some shittery going on a while ago.

>>14074424
Yes retard, I know what it means, I'm saying it isn't one though, I mean .less rarely draws it.

>Okay so .less is a cuck and an alp
I'd fuck an alp .less

>>14074426
>>14074428
>>14074430
He said he was going to try to push another yuri couple, is it Haohi?

>>14074436
He can't take Haohi, Haohi is mine! I love her, for she is the cutest!

Look at these feet and tell me what they are

>>14074425
The one by Aftyn where she exposes herself to an art gallery.

>>14074436
Wait a minute! Shit..

>>14074436
I don't give a fuck about that slut called Haohi, just don't involve Albedo on this.

>You will never breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>14074434
It is, end of story.

>>14074436
So this is how is done...
>>14074450
This.

>>14074407
Yes but that's Aftyn's story, not .less'.

>>14074453
How does this make you feel?

>>14074446

>foot fetish
literally a freudian insert seeing toes as penises

>>14074453
>The nightly dose.

Alright, let's keep the ball rolling. If you could personally sing a song for your waifu (considering you are good singer) what song would it be?

>>14074464
>literally a freudian insert seeing toes as penises
been playing Old World Blues Anon?

>>14074453
Welcome back.

>>14074472
DO YOU EVER FEEL

LIKE A PLASTIC BAG

DRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND

TRYING TO START AGAIN

>>14074464
>>14074475

https://youtu.be/NZqvzxhqpFE?t=35s

>>14074472
I am the farthest thing from a good singer.

>>14074472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

>>14074472
I wouldn't sing to her because I'd be too busy fucking her stupid to bother with worthless romance crap.

>>14074450
Her anime is shit that is flopping
Who cares

>>14074472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLiOD0laJbQ

I'd sing this one.

>>14074304
Not to mention cuddling her from behind on the couch, fluffy tail sandwiched between her back and your chest, and feeling all the subtle signs of her arousal. Slight grinding against you, maybe. Laboured breathing, distraction from the movie as she angles her head up to nuzzle at you. And that unfocused look in her glowing, crimson eyes, almost pleading with you.
Then she takes your hand, and leads it down to her shorts, letting you rub through the fabric, and through her panties with a forefinger. Even then, still being able to feel how hot and puffy she is through her clothes.
You rub at her as she sighs happily, back and forth, just playing with the idea of slipping your finger inside. Watching as she grabs your arm with both of her soft paws, growing closer and more desperate by the second.
Then you can undo her shorts with a deft flick, and slip your hand beneath them, even beneath her panties, over her mons until you feel heat radiate from her lips like a fire.
She's so wet, and it's so easy to just slide your finger inside. Her hips buck, and she writhes against you pleasurably, her weight leaning back against your body, dependent on you for release.
You can't see, so you have to rely on touch, at times slowly building her out with a gentle in and out, and at times rubbing against her little hidden pearl to drive her towards climax.
You do it for minutes, feeling her tail shiver and wag as best it can, and pushing back when she raises a paw to cup your cheek, a silent show of appreciation. You nuzzle it, your skin against her pads, just as tender as your own hand inside her.

>>14074491
Who cares about the anime

>>14074472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>14074472
Nat King Cole's L.O.V.E

But I'm a decent singer, was in state choir and stuff. Just about anything low tenor'ish stuff I can do. So I'd have a lot of fun singing lots of different songs.

>>14074472
With my voice, the only thing I could pull off would be something by one of those huge/fat black soul singers like Isaac Hayes.

>>14074493
Then, with one final, satisfying rub along her most sensitive bud, she climaxes, tensing, whining happily before melting back down into you, her orgasm damping your hand.
With a few final, afterglow driven thrusts to ride out her wave as long as possible, she leans her head back as far as she can, smiling sweetly and gratefully. Then, once the movie's over, she'll thank you properly by rolling over so her chest is against yours, and kissing you. Lightly, but slowly, lips meeting yours with gentle love and steady passion, before she curls up against you like a puppy, and falls asleep in your arms.

I'll have something proper put up on Pastebin soon. I've just been on a recent binge of posting short stuff in the threads, it seems.

>>14074501
You fucker, I was about to post it.

>>14074493
Oh my yes. I think I'd want to drag that out for as long as I could; tease and pleasure her in equal measure. And of course, it's inevitable that I'd wind up just as aroused, grinding back against her, just under her tail...

>>14074504
Anubis kisses sound delightful. At some point, I'd also have to clean my hand...by licking it clean, of course. Then, cuddling her as she slept. A perfect evening if ever there was one.

>Spoiler
Indeed. And thank you for it.
Also, looking forward to whatever "Something proper" is!

Give me something soft and plump to stick my dick into. Fuck having standards, all monster girls are passible, I just want something to fuck.

Would you take your monstergirl waifu to meet your parents?

>>14074521
Fine.
Have a soft, plump horse pussy.

>>14074523
Fuck no.

>>14074526
Almost no standards, what else

>>14074523
>Random
>Alice

Only after a trip to wonderland for some memory keeping and a heaping dose of Cake.

>>14074523
I don't think my dad would approve. She might get along wit m mom however.

>>14074535
Is this how you turn an Alice into a normal (short stack) succubus?

>>14074523
Only if she asked. I don't dislike my parents, but I imagine it'd be very embarrassing.

>>14074533
Depends, how heavy are you willing to go?

>>14074543
Pretty much, although the odd dress and cutesy speaking may be a little odd to them.

You know what'd be awesome?

Stories about dragoons.

>>14074538
>She might get along wit m mom however.
This. The only thing I'd be worried about is they sharing embarrassing stories about me.

>>14074464
>seeing toes as penises
Wat
How?

>>14074545
Very. Extremely. Just not animal pussy, or matango.

>>14074551
Dragons suck.

>>14074551
Go ask /a/ or something. Dragon girls are pretty much the single most used MG trope in anime/light novels/manga besides elves.

>>14074551
Mwee

>>14074543
No, they just lose their lewds amnesia and become fertile without changing appearance

>>14074565
>without changing appearance
Normally yes, but that guy mentioned feeding them wonderland cake. Appearances will change. Without the amnesia and loli bodies (due to the cake) they're maybe a speech tic away from being normal KC succusluts.

I want to enter a fight tournament in the hopes of winning first place and getting the prize money that I could use to give my sickly monstergirl lover the treatment she need

>>14073797
>those hips
YES, fuck yeah this new girl looks good.

>>14074557
Then enjoy your new Sumo Devil.
Heaviest of the loli/shortstack leagues she's got a couple trophies under her, quite wide, belt.
More belly heavy than breast heavy, she's got some B-cups up top and a bottom made for sitting on faces with.
Is cherry flavored.

>>14074054
Can Ryu even grow pubes

>>14074575
And then you get your shit wrecked by big guys only to come home to the reality that your waifu had died long ago.

>>14074523
Yeah.

>>14074526
Eh, make it a Nightmare and I'm game.

Snuggling and comforting her under the sheets by telling her she's not a bad girl while holding her head close to my chest. She can cry all the tears she wants.

>>14074580
I don't normally like lolis, but I suppose I can work with that

Might give her some Christmas Cake just to make her taller though.

>>14074523
Sure. They might think it'd be a bit strange at first, but ultimately I think they wouldn't mind her at all. Cosplay-tier has its benefits.
And that'd be far better than cutting ties with them.

>>14074610
That and she can get into the regular heavy weights at that point.

>>14074551
Working on it goddammit.

>>14074564
>Dragoncat
What a coincidence...

>>14074600
I'd link some soft Nightmare art, but, well, you know.

>>14074523
Yes. It would be proof for the old man that I was batting for the right team.
Also Tanuki can look like normal human girls anyway.

>>14074613
>Regular
Please, I'm not dating a low ranking girl If she's gonna be in a sport she better be the top of her class in the toppest class possible, I don't care what sport it is. I mean who remembers the champion amongst dormice, or the champion among succubi, no, she needs to aim higher.

She's going in the same weight class as Dragons. She'd better make some gold.

>>14074621
>Batting for the right team
>LOLJEWS
You may be on the right team, but would you be playing the right sport? Wait, that metaphor completely fell apart. You know what I mean.

>>14074624
Ok Anon but that's not the highest weight class.
That's the Ultra Heavy Weights and includes Centaurs, Ushis, and other nonhumanoids.
I think she'd have trouble moving at that point thought.

>>14074634
Wait, that would include lamia. Fat lamia. Those matches would take HOURS.

>>14074634
She's gonna be first then. With all that Christmas Cake anyways they won't even recognize her as a Devil, they'll think she's a Demon. Well, an Ultra Heavy Weight one, but you get the idea.

She's gonna make history.

>>14074635
Yep.
You'd see see a lot of naked, sweaty, strongfat lamiods grappling each other and panting.
Please note that husbands and close male friends are recommended to be present at matches for both participants and those watching them.

>>14074626
Did a fluffy tail try to smother you as a kid or something?
There is literally nothing wrong with Tanuki.

>>14074637
Are you going to try and do the old "immovable wall" method?

>>14074642
It's certainly a valid method isn't it? And her best shot against a Ushi Oni.

>>14074609
Cute. Almost makes me forget that she's a turboslut bent on literally fucking the world over.

>>14074640
My name is Anon Ymous. You bought my father. Prepare to pay.

But seriously, if MG were suddenly real and any number of them stuck somewhat closely to the profile that comparison probably would be made. would your old man buy into it or care?

>>14074646
Anon, how are you even going to fullfill her "needs" at that size?
Cowgirl's out of the question unless you want to have shattered everything.

>>14074651
Well, it isn't like he buys into conspiracy stuff for real Jews.
So we're left with
>hardworking cutie
>son is now dicking something and is no longer a depressed mess

He'd probably be very happy.

>>14074652
Slowly, carefully, and passionately. Like all things in life. But she needs to win matches first, earn her keep.

>Cowgirl's out of the question unless you want to have shattered everything.
You underestimate my power.

>>14074659
Alrighty.

I don't know if she'll have the muscle to move ushi's but go for it.
just get ready to get cuddled by a much larger woman who's also going to try and spoil you around the house.
She may not be her old size but that won't stop her from following her instincts, although the doorway may.

>"F-F-For y-you..."

>>14074668
TELL ME ABOUT MUKADE!

WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE STUTTER?!

>>14074668
>"F-F-For y-you..."
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>14074668

>>14074668
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL

God I wish I could stop that fucking Batman movie from existing.

>>14074685
/tv already made it real. It's too late, Anon. It's always been too late.

>>14074685
Well then stinkypede next time when you hit on human boys try not to quote the great cinematic film scene of all time

>>14074472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5U93eyig8w

I'm not a good singer at all but I'd try singing this one.

>>14074667
>just get ready to get cuddled by a much larger woman who's also going to try and spoil you around the house.
That's all I ever wanted out of life though

This all went much better then planned. She still better win Gold in those tournaments though.

>>14074685
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>>14074693
Competitions tough Anon.
Some of these girls have been at it for a much longer time then her.

What'll you do if she loses?

>>14074670
>>14074675
>>14074676
>>14074678
>>14074685

>Oomukade gives a love letter to Anon and makes the mistake of wording that it's meant to be given to him in the worst possible way
>Anon screams memes at her as loud as he can
>Oomukade runs away in embarrassment and fear
>will need weeks before she can work up the courage to talk to Anon again

>>14074685
I wonder if there'll be a new meme in the wake of the movie with Ben Afleck.

>Hey geekboy, where do you think you're going? You gotta pay if you want to pass.
wat do

Has your waifu checked her privilege today?

>>14074670
>>14074675
>>14074676
>>14074678
>be Oomukade
>muster up everything you have within yourself to finally write and deliver to the man you've loved from afar for the longest time
>hand him the letter, your embarrassment almost causes you physical pain
>"F-F-For y-you..." you say
>he doesn't take the letter
>he doesn't even say yes or know
>he just starts quoting lines from a 2011 batman film
>he forgets about the letter completely and just walks away like nothing happened

>>14074708
Politely inform them that I don't want to be their femdommed bitchboy, I just want to be an alp

>>14074708
>W-what currency?

>>14074708
Pay with what? I don't have a lot of money and my paycheck isn't until tomorrow.