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Protect nocchi

A place to whine about not having a autistic nocchi GF or the brains to craft an autism mimicking robot that looks identical to nocchi.

Fuck perfume!
A~chan fags welcome
Yuka shitters fuck off.

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>>14076980
There aren't any Yukafags left.

source: I was the pitlord.

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i want to walk in on nocchi doing something embarrassing/lewd like walk in on her watching porn then quickly alt tabbing

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>>14077038
I want nocchi to be envious when I talk to yuka and then wear a long yuka wig to try and turn me on.

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I want nocchi to get really excited about introducing me to her father and saying that we are really alike and that he will love me. then finally meeting him and he doesn't like me. then nocchi tells me not to worry because I'm her new daddy now.

you will never be nocchis dick daddy you will never fulfill nocchi's Electra complex

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What's nocchi laughing at that hard?

>> No.14077212

thread reported for samefagging
yes, i can see your peripheral's address

>> No.14077217

>>14077177
yo dick

>> No.14077290

>>14077212
this.

Shit thread. Sasuga Nocchifags

Someone make another one

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where the fuck is the single
where the fuck is the album

I don't care about the dance contest
I don't care about the anniversary concerts.

Baby Cruising Love, GAME, Love the World and Dream Fighter all came out in the same fucking year. AND they did GAME tour/Budokan event too that year.

>> No.14077901

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>>14077871

>>14077871

>> No.14078315

>>14077612
Don't worry, once perfume ends nocchi will be able to live her hikikomori dream.

We will only here from her when she posts on twitter screaming for help in the form of a joke.

>> No.14078482

>>14078315
Nocchi's final tweet:
"This is crazy. He's going to kill me! >_<"

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is this the worst, most dead-inside pic of nocchi there is? she looks like those exaggerated photoshops of brendan "JUST" fraser

>> No.14079822

>>14079797
Not even close m8. Not even slightly close.

Boy am I gonna have fun when I get home.

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>>14078315
i wonder if Nocchi is having an existential crisis about her life after Perfume the same way i am having an existential crisis about my life after school.

do u really think she'd be happy being a totally alone hikki, fam? i'd say she would at least want a bf/husband (me) first, then be a guilt free hikki

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>>14080385
nocchi is the type of girl who thinks she wants a guy who can be there when she needs him but fuck off when she needs to be alone but from birth she went straight from father ruling her life to A~chan ruling her life and what she needs is another father figure to be her husband.

she needs a guy who will say "I will give you alone time but I'm not going to just get up and leave the house because you want you autistic cow, go make onigiri in the kitchen I will leave you alone for the rest of the day"
lord knows she will still snuggle up to you and suck your dick like crazy afterwards.

she thinks she hates A~chan but separately she is in love with her and wants a man exactly like her.

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this is probably a better place to say this than perf gen so I will say it here.

I'm an A~chan fag but one thing over this year I have noticed is that A~chan really makes perfume a bureaucracy, her and amuse really fight to hold a perfume is this and not that attitude and nakata really doesn't give a fuck about their image and just makes music.

I wouldn't be surprised if A~chan complained at some songs and then amuse too it into account and said "don't make these kinds of songs"

not saying It's A~chans fault the music is getting bad, Nakata makes bad music all around every song he makes is trash these days not just perfumes.

but you can really tell that the only member that gets to express what they are outside of perfume is A~chan herself which is ironic seeing as her personality is "I run perfume niggers" she is a great talented person and I don't think perfume started off as her as leader all the way up to triangle era she clearly had just as much power as the other two but you can distinctly see the point where she got promoted over them. yuka and nocchi don't really get to express their true self much, with nocchi it really leaks through often but we barely get to see what yuka is really like.

as friendless and catlady is yuka is these days she obviously has other shit going on and treats perfume as her source of income she is very professional you can see she hasn't lost her passion for music and dancing but clearly has lost her passion for being a member of perfume, but doesn't let it stop her job well.

Nocchi's life on the other hand IS perfume and hates it, she likely blames perfume as the reason she doesn't do anything interesting in her spare time and has no friends.

A~chan has her own radio show which is great, she acts a little different on it and it really shows off her personality a little more, when nocchi and yuka come on you see a little of them too but I struggle to see why only she gets her own thing outside of perfume.

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this is probably a better place to say this than perf gen so I will say it here.

I'm an A~chan fag but one thing over this year I have noticed is that A~chan really makes perfume a bureaucracy, her and amuse really fight to hold a perfume is this and not that attitude and nakata really doesn't give a fuck about their image and just makes music.

I wouldn't be surprised if A~chan complained at some songs and then amuse took it into account and said "don't make these kinds of songs"

not saying It's A~chans fault the music is getting bad, Nakata makes bad music all around every song he makes is trash these days not just perfumes.

but you can really tell that the only member that gets to express what they are outside of perfume is A~chan herself which is ironic seeing as her personality is "I run perfume niggers" she is a great talented person and I don't think perfume started off as her as leader all the way up to triangle era she clearly had just as much power as the other two but you can distinctly see the point where she got promoted over them. yuka and nocchi don't really get to express their true self much, with nocchi it really leaks through often but we barely get to see what yuka is really like.

as friendless and catlady is yuka is these days she obviously has other shit going on and treats perfume as her source of income she is very professional you can see she hasn't lost her passion for music and dancing but clearly has lost her passion for being a member of perfume, but doesn't let it stop her job well.

Nocchi's life on the other hand IS perfume and hates it, she likely blames perfume as the reason she doesn't do anything interesting in her spare time and has no friends.

A~chan has her own radio show which is great, she acts a little different on it and it really shows off her personality a little more, when nocchi and yuka come on you see a little of them too but I struggle to see why only she gets her own thing outside of perfume.

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>nocchi will never say this to you after a long night of sweaty, lewd activity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuewHv3zfMo

>> No.14085474

test

>> No.14086637

mina
do u think all ther male friends want to fuxx them
arigatou

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did they ever say what each is going to do after next month?

>> No.14088623

>>14086677
sauce?

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come on nocchi bro's the yuka autists are almost catching up to our thread.

post your interpretation of nocchi's face when star train bombs and she is one step closer to leaving perfume.

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>>14090457
I posted in that thread, I just want to shit up one thread with Nocchifag autistry as opposed to 2

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>>14090457
does a more valuable smile exist?

>I love her wide autistic smile
>I love the way she holds her onigiri some times
>I love how excited she gets when she gets to talk on the mic with no interuptions
>I love the face she makes when she gets BTFO
>I love the face she makes when she is embarrassed

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