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One of these girls is not like the others, one of these girls is a member of the imp family and desperately needs new art and a better profile seriously it's depressing to look at right now I'm talking to you KC

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14041467

>>14041465
Tit-ania, you so crazy.

>> No.14041469

Fairy is love

>> No.14041471

Is turning monster girls into normal human girls a fetish?

>> No.14041473

>>14041471
It's wrong.

>> No.14041474

>>14041471
Yes and a most shameful one.

>> No.14041475
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14041475

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.14041476

I wonder how many people know that it's actually pronounced "tie-tan-ee-uh."

>> No.14041478

What kind of monster girl would Cotton Eye Joe be?
I think a Cheshire.

>> No.14041479

>>14041471
In the same way that scat is a fetish, yeah.

>> No.14041480
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>>14041465
FAIRY GODPARENTS!

>> No.14041481
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[ERROR]

Mice for president.

>> No.14041482
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14041482

And now that the previous thread got taken to the back of the shed and shot, let's be honest with ourselves

>implying it won't just happen again

>> No.14041483

Is it weird that I wanna run a sex shop for lonely monstergirls? Just sell sex toys to monstergirls who can't get a date while covered up from head to toe?

>> No.14041485

>>14041476
Wait, is it really that hard to pronounce? How do most people say it?

>> No.14041486

>>14041480
I was about to ask why she's shaking, but then I saw the cord. Damn lewd fairies, I love 'em.

>> No.14041489

>>14041478
>Joe

Alp

>> No.14041490
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14041490

Behold now Thunder Wurm, destroyer of all things frail and not-fun.

>> No.14041492
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14041492

>>14041481
Resident mayor of Cheesetown!

>> No.14041496

>>14041483
You'd get hit on even more than most men.

>> No.14041498

>>14041485
Some people pronounce it as "Tie-tay-nee-uh"
Others seem to pronounce it like "Tit-ann-ee-uh."

>> No.14041500
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14041500

>>14041465
Odin Sphere HD can't come soon enough.
Although I don't personally consider fairies to be monstergirls

>> No.14041501

>>14041483
They'll keep asking if you have any modeled after yourself.

>> No.14041504

>>14041490
I always thought that was an Ice Wurm, the kind that burrow through glaciers.

>> No.14041508

>>14041504
Blue=lightning. Trust me, I've got an online degree on Dragonology.

>> No.14041510

>>14041500
>Still no game that has lamias as player characters

>> No.14041511

>>14041465
>spoiler

I know, right? I was happy to see some new Pixi art, even if she's not the main focus.

>> No.14041516

>Buy some demonic energy from an overworked and underpaid lab tech
>Start mixing it into your Kikimora's tea
>Wait for her sclera to turn black
>Fuck her as hard as humanly possible
>When you wake up from your medically induced coma, do it again with your titanium pelvis
>Be the envy of your friends when they see you strutting around town with your new Kikibus

>> No.14041518

>>14041496
That's just it, I'll just speak with the most deadpan voice I can and not really react to anything they say. Just proceed with the transaction.

>>14041501
>"No ma-am. I get all my products from manufacturers, I don't make them in-house."

>> No.14041519

>>14041481
More like free mouse dakis for everyone.

>> No.14041527

>>14041483
>while covered up from head to toe
Burqanon makes amazons as wet as the river.

>> No.14041528

>>14041518
>I'll just speak with the most deadpan voice I can and not really react to anything they say.
Enjoy the Mantises and Sahuagins that think they found a kindred spirit.

>> No.14041531
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14041531

Fun fact: Alp once promised he'd write about a loli Dragon getting a Maus as a present from her mommy to cuddle. That never happened. Instead Nyanon wrote about a Dormouse with a Dragon plushie who happened to be Black and had the same name as Alp's character.

In conclusion: Mice>Dragons.

>> No.14041536

>>14041531
That mouse is scary!

>> No.14041537

>>14041531
>Dormouse with a Dragon Plushie
That sounds adorable; where might I read it?

>> No.14041541

>>14041531
>Mice>Dragons

Like you needed writefags to confirm that.

>> No.14041542

>>14041527
Less Burqa more RE4 Merchant.

>>14041528
Why would competent Mantises be in a sex shop for monstergirls who can't get husbandos?

>> No.14041545

>>14041537
http://pastebin.com/kzRmUpWC

>> No.14041547

>>14041531

>Dragon with a plush Panzer VIII Maus

I want this so bad now.

>> No.14041550

>>14041542
>Mantises
>getting husbandos
Choose one.

>> No.14041551

>>14041519
I don't see how this is a problem.

>> No.14041564

>>14041551
It's not. Unless you get one of those flame rats. You might not want to get them close to anything as flammable as the average bed.

>> No.14041565

>>14041519
I'll take a fat-bottomed Dormouse thanks.

>> No.14041576

>>14041519
That would be alright with me. I'd love me some mouse daki.

>> No.14041579

>>14041565
But they do nothing but sleep.
Sleep while sleeping, sleep while walking around, sleep while doing stuff, sleep while shaking their soft bottoms at you, sleep while squeaking and moaning and getting their fat mouse butts pounded.

>> No.14041590

>>14041579
Long saturday mornings, with fat maus butt in pajamas sharing my bed.

>> No.14041595

I'm gonna perform the ultimate, tears-inducing wedgie upon a Weremouse who's been bullying fairies smaller than her!

>> No.14041598

Remember that baiting your traps with all natural hathor or holst cheese is the best way to catch errant mouse girls in your home.
They may not get stuck in the trap but they'll get stuck outside the hole when it kicks in.

>> No.14041600
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14041600

What's so great about Mice anyway?

>> No.14041602

>>14041595
As long as it teaches her not to bop things on the head.

>> No.14041605
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14041605

Mausposting

>> No.14041609

>>14041600
Alp please.

>> No.14041611

>>14041609
Can't prove it's me, fool.

>> No.14041613

>>14041590
Yes, but what's the optimal position for enjoying it? Spooning and having the supple mouse butt press into you, or holding her close faceing you so you can hug her close while sinking your fingers into those pliable cheeks?

>> No.14041614

>>14041605
I will turn all the mice living in my house into maids!

>> No.14041616

>>14041605
>maus maid

I'll take a dozen!

>> No.14041618

>>14041614
Now that's making lemonade!

Though, I wonder what happens when a Titania appears due to a heavy fairy infestation.

>> No.14041620

>>14041600
They're not moody black dragons, for one.

>> No.14041625

>>14041616
Don't they normally come in a baker's dozen?

>> No.14041629

>>14041519
Anyone have a link to that one story that's an infomercial for dormouse daki adoption? Can't remember who wrote that one.

>> No.14041630

>>14041625
As long as they're trained in cooking and cleaning it's fine.

>> No.14041631

>just finished sifting through the last thread
>saw that one anon who hates Bromont and /monster
Damn. This is the first time I've actually thought that another anon genuinely has autism.

>> No.14041633

>>14041620
>moody
Look at her torn wings and the graffiti on them. She needs help, not bullying.

>> No.14041635

>>14041631
Let it be forgotten, anon.

>> No.14041637

>>14041631
Either you don't pay attention at all, or you are really new. Like, a couple weeks here new. He's been at it for months.

>> No.14041640
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14041640

>>14041631
Not now, we're talking about mice and their love for reeses pieces.

>> No.14041642

So through randomly roaming around the internet I found this gem. I think I should stop my late night internet explorations.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10187441/1/Monster-Lord

>> No.14041643

What would you're favorite monster girl think of this song?

https://youtu.be/aTWpzq5Pr7I

>> No.14041644
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14041644

What's going on in this Thread?!

>> No.14041647

>>14041465
First time seeing new MG and DAMN are those tits huge.

Would Titty-Monster monster girls have titties as sensitive as sensitive flat-chested monster girls? I've heard big tits and their teats aren't as sensible because they are further away from nerve connections than teeny titties and their nipples.

>> No.14041649
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14041649

>>14041640
AND I'M ASKING YOU WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT MICE ANYWAY?

>> No.14041650

>>14041642
>literal cross-over fanfiction
dropped.

>> No.14041652

>>14041633
Nice try, I bet she did it to herself while listening to Linkin Park.
Craaaaaaaawling in my scales

>> No.14041655

>>14041650
Aren't monster girls canon in HP? I'm sure there are female centaurs at least.

>> No.14041656

I want a dragon to rescue me from something and princess carry me while flying away announcing that's she's my knight in shining armour.

>> No.14041657

>>14041649
Everything.

>> No.14041659

x is best girl.

>> No.14041661
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14041661

>Giant Fairy is just like smaller fairies but normal sized

So...she'd act like a not loli Nowi?

>> No.14041662

>>14041659
I'm happy for your opinion, anon.

>> No.14041663

>>14041659

Picture/story involving [my fetish] when?

>> No.14041666

>>14041659
X is gonna give it to ya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI

>> No.14041670

>>14041600
Haha, look at that nerd. I bet she wouldn't even turn me into an obedient bitchboy.

>> No.14041671

>>14041663
[Your fetish] a shit! [My fetish] needs more content!

>> No.14041674

>>14041661
source?

>> No.14041675
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14041675

>>14041642
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10187441/1/Monster-Lord
>Harry Potter/Monster Girl Quest Crossover

>> No.14041676

>>14041671
Great, the [disliked fetish]fags are out in force again.

>> No.14041677
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14041677

suffer not a monster girl to live

>> No.14041678

>>14041675
Could be worse, at least he didn't link Methods of Rationality.

>> No.14041679

>>14041675
>>14041650
Yeah, I brought it here so we can point and laugh at it together.

>> No.14041681

>>14041677
Van Helsing please, you married a crazy woman who lived locked up in an attic. She's probably just a Kikimora pretending to be a crazy human.

>> No.14041682

>>14041677
Death to all those who oppose the Demon Lord.

>> No.14041683

>>14041655
Well, there are Centaurs...that are furry-tier.
Also mermaids. That're also furry-tier.
Not to mention both species are kind of cunts.
That one time that Hermione was a...furry catgirl. Furries, furries, furries...

The half-giantess that Hagrid hooks up with is kinda hot for her age?

>> No.14041684

>>14041677

Just watched Dracula for some reason. Mina a SLUT.

>> No.14041688

>>14041684
Mina a strumpet and a harlot, and Jonathan got raped a ton by Dracula's brides.

>> No.14041689

>>14041677
>suffer not a monster girl to live

...alone.

Suffer not a monster girl to live alone.

Adopt your Dormouse Daki today!

http://pastebin.com/sLVcWhAs

>> No.14041690
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14041690

A danuki asked me for my autograph today but i think i signed some kind of a contract, how fucked am i?

>> No.14041691

>>14041684
The question is, is she a slut for falling for Jonathan despite being the reincarnation of Dracula's wife? Or is she a slut for being seduced by her past-life's husband even though she's engaged to Jonathan?

>> No.14041693

>>14041690
Contact your lawyer, just in case. And not a crummy lawyer like a devil, a good one like a demon.

>> No.14041694

>>14041690
Well not at all right now, but you can expect her to want some later on, expecially during the honeymoon.

>> No.14041695

>>14041683
SHE'S JUST BIG BONED.

>> No.14041696

>>14041690
>being this much of a pleb

Seriously, that's like day one stuff. Even the MGC Maid Central employment contracts are just marriage certificates with a removable sticker posted over the form title. Everyone knows about that trick.

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14041697

>>14041690
Congratulations on becoming the manager of a new rising star!

>> No.14041699

>>14041688

The scene where his crucifix melts makes me wince. Love the castle sequences though.

"What devil or witch was ever so great as Atilla, whose blood flows in these veins? "

>> No.14041701

>>14041697
Why is she so angry?

>> No.14041703

>>14041701
She sees red.

>> No.14041706

>>14041703
Wont security ban people from wearing red at her concerts?

>> No.14041707

>>14041693
>not a crummy lawyer like a devil
Defamation lawsuits incoming.

>> No.14041709

>>14041707
They'd roll over for a hikkomori NEET. That's their favorite activity!

>> No.14041710

>>14041706
Nobody's wearing any. She SEES it. THE MUSIC IS WELLING UP INSIDE!
>>14041707
Oh man, better call Saul.

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>>14041659
>>14041663
>>14041671
>>14041676
After all the horrible posting I had to read through checking the last thread during the day, I'm so glad to see good humor again.
I love you guys.

>> No.14041712

>>14041697
I thought her guitar was saying dood and now I can't get the thought of her having a sentient stoner guitar.

>> No.14041714

>>14041703
>>14041706

Life must be hard for a minotaur.

>She see cute guy
>Think dirty thoughts
>Nosebleed
>Sees the red, gets more aroused
>Think even dirtier thoughts
>More nosebleed

Repeat ad infinitum, at least until she passes out and wakes up to a lap pillow by the concerned cute guy who came across her unconscious form.

>> No.14041715

>>14041714
Do girls get nosebleeds too? Never seen that.

>> No.14041718

>>14041715
It's not as common, but I've seen it done.

Pretty sure several girls in Haganai have had 'em at one point or another.

>> No.14041719

>>14041697
What the fuck is this? You know how many monstergirls are in the market? Give me a human boy, bitches are going to be throwing money at me.

>> No.14041720

>>14041719
Not another bishie idol! At least make it a yandere.

>> No.14041721

>>14041691

I know it sounds shallow but a slut for the latter. Then they get married anyway. Mina a grat big slut. I hope a wandering yeti gets hungry and eats her after Dracul was head chopped.

>> No.14041722

>>14041719
All the human boy idols are in ironclad contracts already, not to mention the other thing they have to do to make it big an keep it that way.

>> No.14041724

>>14041721
Well, at least her body is later used by Nazis to make more vampires.

>> No.14041725

>>14041719
Boy bands are not worth it, what you earn on popularity you loose on security.

>> No.14041726

>>14041724

Oh yeah forgot about that.

>> No.14041727

>>14041722
Do they have to sleep with fat, old, faceless tanuki?

>> No.14041730

>>14041727
Yes, and"perform" at those weird, kinky parties with all the rich elite monstergirls.

>> No.14041732

>>14041730
This is not even a little bit of a problem for me.
Masochistic idol life FTW.

>> No.14041735

>>14041730
Do they have faces?

>> No.14041738

>>14041735
Under their masks, yeah.

>> No.14041739

>>14041714
You do know that picture is of a Holstaur right?

>> No.14041740

>>14041732
I share your tastes. Someone should write about this.

>> No.14041742

>>14041732
Not even when you're swallowing glasses full of femcum as they snicker at what a flithy whore you are?

>>14041735
They have faces, but they fuck like they don't.

>> No.14041743

>>14041732
You want to get sold off to be some rich monster girls pet once your popularity starts to decline? Because that's how you get yourself sold off to be some rich monster girls pet once your popularity starts to decline.

>> No.14041744

>>14041742
>swallowing glasses full of femcum
Starless did not prepare me for this.

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>>14041743
>Let the slave be lathered in oil and made to dance for us!

>> No.14041749

>>14041744
Well too bad,this is your life now. You'll be forced to guzzle down the juices of women you don't even know before they take turns with you. But at least it's worth the fame an fortune, right?

>> No.14041750

>>14041649
M-Miss Dragon please calm down!

>> No.14041752

>>14041749
To hell with the fame and fortune, can't I just have all the fun bits?

>> No.14041753

>>14041545
Oh dear lord muh heart; this is adorable.

>> No.14041754

>>14041753
Yes, yes it is. Remember to bully Cheesenugget for not making more.

>> No.14041755

>>14041749
>tfw you a thirsty enough nigga to do this

just fuck my shit up

>> No.14041757

>>14041752
Are you saying you would do this even without getting paid?

>> No.14041758

>>14041749
He'll probably be doped up on who knows what mixture of venoms and potions to be sure he can last. He'll become even more filthy, all while looking pure and innocent on stage for all the naive preteen monster girls to shlick to.

>> No.14041759

>>14041757
What can I say, subservience is its own reward.

>> No.14041761

>>14041754
I'm working on it now actually.

>> No.14041763

>>14041761
>More
Yay!

>> No.14041766

>>14041759
But they'll pay you anyway. After all, sluts like you aren't easy to find, unless you count this guy. >>14041755

>> No.14041767

>>14041758
So...NTR Doujins of young Monster Girls supporting their boyfriends entering the Idol Life, only for them to get turned into sluts for rich and wealthy producer MGs when?

>> No.14041768

>>14041767
Just suggest it to Z-ton, he's headed in that direction anyways.

>> No.14041770

>>14041766
Well, that's 3-5 posters in the last several posts, so I'm going to extrapolate a whole lot of hopeless boytoys.
I can hear the Tanuki laughing already.

>> No.14041772

>>14041768
Nah. Say what you will, but his couple of NTR stories still had "Happy" endings, Pyrrhic though they might be.

Idol life is full-out non-stop despair.

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14041775

Would you use polymerization to fuse your waifu with another monster girl?

>> No.14041777

>>14041775
I like her the way she is. But If I had to maybe a ghost, or a amazoness.

>> No.14041784

>>14041775
Probably not. Mostly because of the question about what happens with their minds. It's either mind meld, multiple personalities, or one of their minds is destroyed. None are appealing.

>> No.14041785

>>14041772
>Idol life is full out non stop despair
No shit. Have you seen how Spears is holding up lately?
Surprisingly well nowadays, but she was a fucking wreck some years back.

>> No.14041789

>>14041775
If I cross one of the succubi subtypes with a hellhound and a minotaur, will I get a Balor monstergirl?

>> No.14041795

>>14041647
Shitty 3DPD tits sag once you turn 20, too. It's best to just ignore that shit, especialy in a setting where girls can be made so sensitive just tickling brings them to orgasm

>> No.14041799

>>14041795
>a setting where girls can be made so sensitive just tickling brings them to orgasm
e saw red.
How the hell is that bad and why should I ignore it?

>> No.14041801

I've got a feeling today's gonna be awesome!

I feel like I can wrestle in a handicap match against a dragon and a minotaur and win!

Or it could be the 2 litres of energy drink that have me on full blast

>> No.14041803

>>14041799
He's saying to not throw common sense at the setting.
Your giant watermelon tits can be as firm and sensitive as you want them, because in the hugbox MAMONOMANA makes them that way for you.

>> No.14041807

>>14041801
Your heart will give out.

>> No.14041811

>>14041807
it was mixed in with apple juice so I didn't know till it was too late, im fine though

famous last words

>> No.14041812

>>14041803
Yeah, this is what I was saying.

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>>14041801
>I've got a feeling today's gonna be awesome!
I have the opposite feeling
>Drink last night and have a surge of ideas that make me want to start writefagging
>Too tired to do shit because of the alcohol and sleep
>Wake up with a headache, all my ideas and motivation gone

I just wanted to write Oomukade lewds.

>> No.14041843

>>14041828
that's a shame, I would read that.

>> No.14041857

>>14041828
>no Oomukade lewds
>no cat lewds
>no bishie rape
Suffering.

>> No.14041860

>>14041857
We don't have any oomukade lewds at all? Are you sure about this?

>> No.14041862

>>14041860
I think he means no recent ones.

>> No.14041865

>>14041766
>they'll pay you anyway
An M as hard as me is hard to find, eh?
>>14041860
He's referring to the work of a specific writefag. One who is in fact NOT>>14041828

>> No.14041869

>>14041811
well its been 2 hours and I cant still feel my arm, that's a good sign.

>> No.14041870

>>14041865
Oh, I just got that. I feel dumb.

>> No.14041871

>>14041860
Actually for a girl as popular as Oomukade why doesn't she have a single bit of lewd art? This is a crime.

>> No.14041873

>>14041865
I think by pay he means throw banknotes over your limp, sticky body.

>> No.14041875

>>14041873
And let's not forget the classic "bills so big you didn't know they existed" shoved down my thong.

>> No.14041876

>>14041869
I mean I can still feel my arm

>> No.14041877

>>14041828
Who in their right mind would not hug an Oomukade like that?

>> No.14041879

>>14041877
One that hates ugly bugs.

>> No.14041881

>>14041875
Maybe a thoroughly soaked pair of panties, costing more than an average middle class monthly salary stuffed in the mouth. Or is that going too far?

>> No.14041883

>>14041875
that reminds me of the £50 note, a note so rare one time it took 4 staff members in a shop to determine if its real or not

>> No.14041885

>>14041879
Well then it's a good thing she's a cute bug.

>> No.14041887

>>14041881
No. That's just fine and dandy. Actually, they should ALL shove their soaked panties in your mouth or pull them over your head.
Now THAT is what an Oomukade smells like

>> No.14041888

>>14041879
>ugly
While you are entitled to your opinion, I heartily disagree with it. She's pretty cute in that picture.

>> No.14041889

>>14041885
Not seeing it. Is she behind the ugly one?

>> No.14041892
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14041892

>>14041877
The same kind of crazy person who wouldn't jump for joy if they came home to see this wonderful sight on their bed.

>> No.14041893

>>14041857
I'm sorry anon. Snake doesn't let me write. He's even worse than Batman or Geralt were.

>> No.14041899

>>14041893
Snaaaake!

>> No.14041903
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14041903

>>14041899
DD best Diamond Dog.

>> No.14041905

>>14041892
How salacious, it's like she wants those venom glands liked and cum herself silly before the foreplay is even over.

>> No.14041912

>>14041860
No GOOD Oomukade lewds then.

>> No.14041915

>>14041903
RIP

>> No.14041916
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14041916

>>14041912
I'm sorry.

>> No.14041919
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14041919

>you will never be breastfed by a Titania

>> No.14041920

>>14041919
>start tripping balls from fairy milk
Not sure if want.

>> No.14041922

>>14041920
>be baby
>chill in cradle like you usually do
>suddenly Fairies kidnap you
>become changeling
>get Titania milk
>trip balls all day erryday
>grow up to be breeding stud
>still high as a kite
Could be worse?

>> No.14041924

>>14041920
>Let's use ALL the colors!

>> No.14041930

>>14041498
"Tit-ann-ee-uh" is the actual pronunciation, though.

>> No.14041934

>>14041922
Lords of the Fae are known to be cruel and capricious, but this is only a matter of perspective.
If you saw as they do, you would sympathize.
https://youtu.be/WUhOnX8qt3I?t=44

>> No.14041938

>>14041795
You know, I like some sagging with tits. I guess it's not a surprise, since I like more mature women quite a bit, but man.

>> No.14041947
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14041947

I want to hug a Lilim.

>> No.14041952

>>14041947
I want to have a Lilim as my eternal master.

>> No.14041955

>>14041947
Gonna have to git gud. They don't just grow on trees.

>> No.14041957
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14041957

Hey /hbg/, how do I get senpai to notice me?

>> No.14041958

>>14041957
You just have to go out there and do it
Just bite the bullet

>> No.14041959

>>14041957
Invite him over to study and make yourself as rapable as possible.

>> No.14041962

>>14041958
>bite the bullet
You just triggered Alp's PTSD.

>> No.14041963

>>14041957
Just rape him. That's what my mom did.

>> No.14041969

>>14041957
Jeez, why are you such a fucking HUMAN

At this rate even the Alp's going to get a husband before you!

>> No.14041971

>>14041969
Lots of perverts are into Alps these days, it's not that rare for them to get hitched.

>> No.14041978

>>14041957
Damn it sis you're an elf you have it so easy. Just leave a collar and chain in his locker with a note. If he still doesn't get the message you're hopeless.

>> No.14041981

>>14041978
>leave collar and chain in senpai's locker with the note
>next day senpai shows up with dog
>or worse yet, a Kobold

>> No.14041984

>>14041981
Dense protagonists are hardmode to elves.
They only have an easy time with slightly villainous lechers.

>> No.14041989

>>14041981
We need a story about a comically dense senpai with a harem of monster girls who want the dick.

>> No.14041990

>>14041989
Is he the red man?

>> No.14041992

>>14041989
What kinds of MGs are in this harem? This could end up being a very short story if it isn't filled with the most submissive of monsters.

>> No.14041996

>>14041677
Fuck Yeah Van Hellsing.

>> No.14042005

>>14041992
Well obviously there's the vanilla Elf, then a tomboy Werewolf who constantly wears spats and is on the track team, then the forgotten childhood marriage promise with the ojou Vampire, and of course a tsundere student council president Anubis, a slutty Cat Girl who works at a maid cafe, and the former best friend turned Alp.

>> No.14042008

>>14041992
A good mixture
>Peaceful-ish
Elf and Yeti.
>Middle ground
Stoic Mantis that quietly peaks at him in the shower and tries to measure his dick etc but never actually touches him
>Rape train
A Hellhound with Wile Coyote-tier luck. She tries to jump him in Dark Alleyways only for him to bend down to fix his laces sending her flying into walls for example.

>> No.14042010

>>14042005
Bonus round: Yandere Kiki who starts off as the Vampire's servant, then gets a job at the same Maid Cafe as the Cat Girl to keep an eye on dense MC-kun and potentially poison her rivals.
The CC teacher is of course a Maus who looks a lot younger than she is.
Last but not least, the dandere Lich exchange student.

>> No.14042018

>>14041957
Just bee yoursef

>> No.14042020

>>14041992
Now that I actually thought about this, the MGs in the harem don't need to be submissive. Hopefully, they have enough respect for the dense MC to not just grab him in front of all of the other girls and forcibly fornicate with him to claim him.

Unless you're Wile E. Coyote Hellhound as presented by >>14042008 in which case she's demoted to comic relief.
She could learn from her misfortunes over time and realize that she could park the rape train until she potentially gets the dense MC, however.

>> No.14042032

>>14042020
>harem where the girls are dominant
Now I want the story of a group of dominant Monsters passing around some bitchboy.

>> No.14042033

>>14042008
>A Hellhound with Wile Coyote-tier luck. She tries to jump him in Dark Alleyways only for him to bend down to fix his laces sending her flying into walls for example
That is an absurdly amusing thought. I would hope she eventually gets the dick, but still, that is just amusing.

>> No.14042060

>>14042032
http://exhentai.org/g/605804/d6c8a03eeb/
Here you are.

>> No.14042061

>>14042060
This isn't what I wanted! I wanted it in written form so I could use my imagination, which has the best graphics!

>> No.14042063

>>14042020
>she could park the rape train until she potentially gets the dense MC, however.
I see it like this, she attempts to park the rape train and play the sweet kohai only for him to keep presenting vulnerable sides and plenty of opportunities. This causes her to struggle to contain the inner rape train until she finally snaps, trying to tackle him on the way back from school but he slows his pace to wave to one of his class mates so she goes sailing into the nearby lake.
>>14042033
>I would hope she eventually gets the dick
Only after many nights of lonely howling while masturbating to pictures of him.

>> No.14042066

>>14042061
>This isn't what I wanted!
That's the spirit!

>> No.14042070

>>14042060
>male: anal cbt chastity belt netorare pegging piss drinking torture
Nope.

>> No.14042081
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14042081

Seriously speaking though, bishie idol getting molested behind the scenes by producers and other well-to-do MGs when?

>> No.14042083

>>14042081
When somebody with skill writes it,

>> No.14042084
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>>14042083
Why don't we have anyone with skills working on something like that then?
Also include Maya-chan.

>> No.14042085

>>14042081
>They know he has to keep a pure image to appeal to his young fans
>They tease him about it, asking him how his fans would feel if they could see him like this
>Some of the more cruel ones even joke about throwing him on stage and fucking him for everyone to see
>His Tanuki manager just sits there sighing, she enjoys teasing him from time to time but this is a bit much for her liking

>> No.14042088

>>14042084
Maybe they don't like to write it? If I were good at doing thee things, I'd do it, but I don't.

>> No.14042090

>>14042088
>>14042085
Pls writefags pls.

>> No.14042095

>>14041465
>>14041511

I agree with you. It's sad that basically no cares about the Pixie. I hope that we get a new redesign and entry for her.

The Fairy is ok too.
The Titania is very beautiful, she looks amazing.

>> No.14042097

>>14042090
What's with you? Why do you want to see an idol debased so much?

>> No.14042099

>>14042097
Well you know. I want to self-insert at the most shameful and helpless moments.

>> No.14042101

>>14042085
I'd do it, but anything less than soul crushingly depressing wouldn't work for me. You guys probably don't want that.

>> No.14042103

>>14042097
its the internet, somebody always wants to see something

>> No.14042104

>>14042099
SSSSSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.14042105

>>14042101
How depressing are we talking?

>> No.14042108

>>14042097
I sort of get him. I have the fantasy the other way around, dicking a cute monster girl idol in private and teasing her about how her fans would react if they could see the faces she was making. That said it would strictly be a one on one thing, no sharing her with the other staff.

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>>14042104
I apologize for nothing.

>> No.14042111

>>14042101
Go for it, it'd be something different from the norm. A few people might throw a tantrum but no story is liked by everyone.

>> No.14042112

>>14042109
What would you mother think if she knew of the things you wanted to do? You should be ashamed!

>> No.14042113

>>14042101
I need to engage my feels, do it.

>> No.14042115

>>14042112
Probably. My dad on the other hand would find it hilarious.

>> No.14042116

>>14042105
Manager wincing off stage with bandages in hands because she knows those elbow-high gloves he's wearing are gonna aggravate the fuck out of the cuts in his arms from when she found him drunk and bleeding last night. Secretly glad the gloves don't show any sight of the sloppy bloody mess as his fresh cuts open during his little slut dance.

Manager stressing as she deals with him after the producers have their way with him, drugged out of his mind and a girl-juice stained mess, begging her to kill him and make sure his soul can never return after a rather sadistic Lich joked after seeing his arms, that she'd just bring his soul back anyway and keep him as a fuckslave for ever.

>> No.14042118

>>14042116
Yikes.

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14042119

>>14041892

That's not a good representation of the disgusting way her legs twitch around in waves.

You bugfuckers, I swear.

>> No.14042121

>>14042116
>cuts in his arms
>begging her to kill him
Nice edge you got there. I think I'll just wait for that one faggot to get back in line and do the bishie rape instead.

>> No.14042122

>>14042112
not him, but my mum's a devout Christian and the demons are my fav lol

>> No.14042125

>>14042115
He would find it funny that his son is a fucktoy for some big old monster ladies?

>> No.14042126

>>14042116
Jesus Christ.

>> No.14042127

>>14042121
>Abuse doesn't fuck people up

>> No.14042128

>>14042125
Yes. He thinks most perversions are pretty funny.

>> No.14042129

>>14042127
>realistic psychology in fantasy porn

>> No.14042130

>>14042116
Yeah, too edgy for me.

>> No.14042135

>>14042129
>>realistic psychology in fantasy porn
Well, yeah, that's why I don't wanna do it. Otherwise you get shit like Stigma!
>Iiyaahn~ My balls are being crushed but I'm still hard! I'm such a hard M, teehee!

>> No.14042140

>>14042135
You don't need guro in it either, dumb-dumb.

>> No.14042148

>>14042140
>You don't need guro in it either, dumb-dumb.
What, you haven't read it? It's right here. >>14042060

You should have a look, it's a real eye opener. Like, "this is what people fap to."

>> No.14042155

>>14042148
For fuck's sake I'm not talking about writing Stigma with Monster Girls, why would you think that's what we were talking about?
Besides I already fapped to it ages ago

>> No.14042161

>>14042155
>>They know he has to keep a pure image to appeal to his young fans
>>They tease him about it, asking him how his fans would feel if they could see him like this
>>Some of the more cruel ones even joke about throwing him on stage and fucking him for everyone to see

I dunno how you can interpret this as anything other than mega fucked up.

>> No.14042167

>>14042161
There's a difference between teasing someone and branding his testicles before bursting them. If you can't see the difference between someone joking about humiliating you and someone physically mutilating you, I can't help with that.
I'm done talking to you, please don't reply to me.

>> No.14042171

>>14042161
That's standard female on male gangbang doujins. Not hardcore drug use and self harm.

Sure that would be the likely result in real life but nothing in these threads has anything to do with real life in the first place.

>> No.14042179

>>14042167
>>14042171
I guess I just saw an opportunity for max suffering and ran with it. My bad.

>> No.14042186

>>14042108
As long as there is teasing about revealing her shameful, pleasure addled face to others and fucking her up against the dressing room's door with other staff members on the other side, I'd be fine with this too.

>> No.14042194
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14042194

Horror story of a bunch of horny teens in a snowed in cabin where all the girls slowly turn from human to Wendigo when?

>> No.14042198

>>14042179
Enjoying suffering is your prerogative, but you obviously missed the tone everyone else was taking with the subject. That said, I'd read it if for nothing else to see how you deliver on the technical front.

>> No.14042199

>>14042186
Why of course, other ways of teasing her include
>Fucking her in front of the dressing room mirror and making her look at the state she's in
>Taking pictures of her doing idol poses naked before casually saying out lout "man I wonder what the press would think of these." Never actually showing anyone of course.
>Putting a remote controlled vibrator in her panties before her performance

Now the question is, what kind of monster girl idol would be the best target for this kind of thing? I'm thinking maybe a harpy or lizard girl.

>> No.14042204

>>14042194
It sounds like some sort of Junji Ito-esque plot. All the girls slowly transform, one after the other, into mindless sex-crazed beasts while the others look on in horror. There's no reason for it, no way to fight it, only the dread as that demonic fur coat consumes people without mercy.

>> No.14042208

>>14042204
And then it turns out that it was a benevolent spirit intent on saving them from freezing to death

>> No.14042211

>>14041642
Speaking of horrifying discoveries, I was recently sifting through the boorus for Overlord art and I found one of Albedo apparently assaulting .less's angel girl.

>> No.14042214

>>14042199
First on that came to mind was the MGE's Siren or maybe some kind of angel.

>> No.14042219

>>14042214
Angel sounds perfect, both them and angels are expected to be pure. Double the guilty pleasure.

>> No.14042220

>>14042198
>missed the tone everyone else was taking
Where did all the suffering fags go anyway? Year back, people would have jumped on it.

>> No.14042222

>>14042220
Suffering can only sustain one for so long.

>> No.14042224

>>14042222
Yeah, suffering is fine in short bursts, but nothing but suffering just get old.

>> No.14042226

>>14042194
>"Hey guys, let's split up!"
>they go off in pairs
>the pairs are all guy and girl
>except for one
>the MC goes with the fidgety, nervous kid
>has to fend off an overly affectionate Alp who sees this as a perfect opportunity to confess

>> No.14042227

>>14042219
Yeah, that's why I thought of them. Perfect for the juxtaposition between pure and innocent image and what goes on behind closed doors. One of them would also be bashful and feel culpable about "deceiving" her fans where many other monster girls would take it in stride.

>> No.14042228

>>14042224
Sure, but now no one ever does it. And it's always 'durr get out edgefag'

>> No.14042233

>>14042228
Well most suffering that people write here is just really overwrought.

>> No.14042234

>>14042228
People only react like that to poorly done suffering. It's easier than coming up with useful constructive criticism.

>> No.14042238

>>14042234
>useful constructive criticism
>here
>ever
I'm not amused.

>> No.14042240

>>14042234
Really? Seems that's the standard response to anything remotely confronting or grim. I mean correct me if I'm wrong.

>> No.14042241

>>14042240
You're wrong. We've had grim stuff here nobody reacted like that to. It's just that most people that set out to specifically write suffering do a really shitty job of it. Melodramatic, unrealistic, etc.

>> No.14042243
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14042243

If death was outright unavoidable, how do you think certain monstergirls would want to have their lives end, besides "with her husband"?

How would your waifu want to die?

>> No.14042246

>>14042240
Not really. There are some stories that re dark an grim that have at least the decently to be a little subtle about it, the ones people complain about are the ones that are just edgy for edge's sake.

>> No.14042247

>>14042243
Slain by a worthy foe who just so happens to be the daughter's type.

>> No.14042248

>>14042243
Peacefully after a life of scholarship and happiness.

>> No.14042251

>>14042238
Well, yeah. That's what I'm saying, kinda. Constructive criticism actually takes a decent amount of effort and thought.

>> No.14042252

>>14042227
Meanwhile in the world of rock
>A monster girl band that isn't too well known but they're popular with some circles that pack into small buildings to watch them preform
>The members include an Oni drummer, Arch Imp guitarist, a Minotaurus on bass and a Hellhound lead singer
>The Hellhound lead singer is always dragging her boyfriend to their gigs, she has no fear about her fans being jealous as most fans of her band reject the manufactured pure idol idea
>What they don't know however is that she also takes him back to their shared hotel room and lets him pick what order he has his way with them in
>While he fucks them in order the others drink beer, they have a game going where the last one he picks has to pay for the drinks that night

>> No.14042255

>>14042238
Alp gets constructive criticism, or did until he decided to bury his head in the sand like an ostrich harpy.

>> No.14042258

>>14042255
That's an amusing image

>> No.14042259

>>14042255
So you say.

>> No.14042262

>>14042259
Not that anon but I've seen him get it. Rather than take it and learn he argues, so it's no wonder people don't bother any more.

>> No.14042263

>>14042241
>>14042246
I wonder if length is a factor. Harder to get suffering across in less words without it seeming abrupt and for shock value. And you mention unrealistic but people get miffed at realism, as shown above. I wonder what the suffering demographic is. Seems you just have to throw a dart in the dark and hope the people that are more receptive are on during that time.

>> No.14042267

>>14042263
That's part of it. Suffering is actually really hard to do well, especially in a short, which is why so much of it here is shitty. Also, what's shown above isn't realistic, it's very over the top.

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14042268

>>14042262
I don't know anything about that, so I've no further comments about this.

>> No.14042270

>>14042268
Whenever I see this I think they weight of her horns would break her neck if she ever makes and sudden movements

>> No.14042271

>>14042263
I'm saying having nothing but angst and grimarkness for the entirety of a story just gets grating and the audience stops caring. As >>14042267 points out, most of it is over the top, using the old shock tropes like mindbreak or sudden guro or people acting like megahitlersstalin because then it makes it easy to throw in more tired tropes.

>> No.14042272

>>14042267
>Also, what's shown above isn't realistic, it's very over the top.
Eh? What's yer rationale?

>> No.14042273

>>14041482
The more things change the more they stay the same.

>> No.14042274
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14042274

>You know, I've never PAID for a man before. Go easy on me, okay? Ufufufu~

>> No.14042275

>>14042274
What a nice, thin tailpussy.

>> No.14042277

>>14042275
That's the reason she needs a gigolo.

>> No.14042283

>>14042274
Manticores usually aren't my thing but I'd totally whore myself out to that one.

Also I've said it before but I'll say it again, we really need more images like this that differ from the base design a little. All the key features are still there but things like hair colour, hair style, fur and clothes are different. To hell with what people say about Fizzshire, that's actually a great take on the base design too.

>> No.14042284

So what exactly is the chemical compound of Manticore venom?
>inb4 mamono mana mojo magic

>> No.14042286

>>14042277
>thinshaming
Man I'd a long, thin, tight, graceful tailpussy over a massive slab of useless meat any and every day.

>> No.14042287
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14042287

Would you a yandere monoeye?

>> No.14042288

THAT
FUCKING
NAVEL

>> No.14042289

>>14042287
What's the worst a dorkeye can do to me?

>> No.14042293

>>14042277
I don't follow. It's a perfectly good tailpussy. Long and thin, presumably giving it great flexibility and tightness, cute, stubby spikes and a bashfully coled bulb. Add in the striking young lady it connects to and only the most strung out tailpussy sluts would not appreciate her sublime beauty.

>> No.14042294

>>14042287
Kekkai Sensen has a cute monoeye? I always assumed it was a mix of fujoshit and /v/ bait.

>> No.14042295

>>14042272
It's too early in the morning for me to be analyzing things to support my opinions, Anon. Let's just call it a gut feeling. You don't have to agree.

>> No.14042296

>>14042287
>monoeye
Hell no.

>> No.14042297

>>14042293
Size matters to boys. Most have been raised to believe the thickness of the tailpussy is a meter of attractiveness and also believe that the thicker it is, the stronger the muscles that cause suction, when in reality it's just fat deposits.

>> No.14042298

>>14042288
Meant to reply to OP

>> No.14042302

>>14042295
It's not really about agreeing or disagreeing. People who put themselves in shit situations that they feel they can't control often look for distractions, and are often weak willed, looking for easy ways out that don't require them actually solving their own problems personally. so it falls in line with what I know.

If you don't wanna explain yourself, that's cool, but I'd appreciate it if you did.

>> No.14042310

What monster girl do you want to see suffer the most? How would do it?

>> No.14042311

>>14042284
I'm not a biologist (and it's really going to show a few words into this post), but I imagine one component of it being some chemical that maintains erection. Maybe it redirects bloodflow to the penis, or dilates capillaries there?
The second would probably be some hormonal-affecting thing. Maybe it'd increase seratonin production?

>> No.14042313

>>14041801
i want to see a story where the guy wins becuase he's that level of hyper hyper

>> No.14042315

>>14042310
I don't and I wouldn't.

>> No.14042316

>>14042310
None of them, they all deserve to smile and there's someone out there for each and every one of them.

>> No.14042318

>>14042310
baphomet
ill give her the spoon.

>> No.14042319

>>14042310
None of them. I want each one to live a good happy life and find someone to love.

>> No.14042323

>>14042313
Mojo Rawley in MGE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJyIRu2uUQQ

>> No.14042324

>>14042284
I imagine it being a neurotoxin, but rather than destroy, stimulate. Also I wager it has similar properties to snake venom in that it thickens the blood for harder bigger erections, thought not to the same extent as turning it into jelly.

>> No.14042330

>>14042297
This is what willowy Manilets want to believe. A big, thick tailpussy can bring a man to the edge of climax with a single, rolling contraction and keep him there by tantalizing his member with undulating massage from the firm muscles, beneath the squishy, slavering surface of the bulb's insides.

No fruitless fiddling with a haggard tailpussy in a futile attempt to wring out some pleasure for the parties involved.

>> No.14042333

>>14042318
>the spoon
Not the most colorful euphemism I heard for it.

>> No.14042337
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14042337

Yo where all da boytoys at?

>> No.14042340

>>14042337
Right here.

>> No.14042341

>>14042310
A dragon. I want to see the astonishment on her face when a simple human easily overpowers, the screams of pain as I cut holes into her wings making her unable to fly, pleas and begging for me to not take every single treasure she hides away in her cave, and the look of utter suffering when I call her an ugly overgrown lizard

>> No.14042342

>>14042313
>Match is about to start
>minotaur and dragon laugh at puny human
>man drinks energy drink
>>14042323 starts playing
>crowd goes mental as dude charges at opponents
>guy clotheslines minotaur as dragon is stunned in shock at newfound strength
>as the minotaur is out cold, that man stares the dragon strait in the face, his eyes show nothing but sugar induced insanity as he says two words with a wide grin.
>"your next"

>> No.14042344

>>14042287
>Yandere mono eye
>Ever a threat
Now you can throw sand or shampoo at her eyes and feel less bad.

>> No.14042345

>>14042337
They were in here earlier, talking about how they want to be slutty idols.

>> No.14042348

>>14042345
Being a Vampire's thrall is fine too.

>> No.14042349

>>14042337
>wanting boytoys
Get that shit taste out of here, lady.

>> No.14042350

>>14042342
>"your next"
I thought he was using Mojo's theme and now he's using Goldberg's lines? This man is just asking for a gimmick infringement lawsuit.

>> No.14042351

>>14042337

>jew vampire

Holy shit, what a terrible combination.

>> No.14042352

>>14042344
>implying she couldn't just close her mask

>> No.14042355

>>14042302
God dammit, stop being so reasonable about this. Alright.

Looking back through it it just doesn't match up with what I know of the entertainment industry. Management and industry insiders have all the power, but the talent makes the money and they all know it. You don't have 1 side completely dominating the other like described above, since they have to work together to get anything done. You might have talent trading sex for favors, or new talent trying to sleep their way up the ladder, but that's about as far as it goes. You don't get the harsh physical abuse described above. That's the sort of thing you run into with strippers and escorts, not actual performers, especially not already established ones.

Also the begging her to kill him thing was a touch melodramatic.

>> No.14042356

>>14042350
he can get sued later, right now he needs to WIN

>> No.14042359

>>14042348
Does your slutiness know no bounds? What's next? Porn? Getting molested behind the gym by bullies? Rapebaiting?

>> No.14042360

>>14042342
what the fuck kind of drink allows you to one-shot a god damn minotaur?
and where can i get it?

>> No.14042362
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>>14042359
I'll take all at once if possible, but playing Surfer Dude is fine too.

>> No.14042363

>>14042356
He gets his victory and the Tanuki lawyer gets her money, everyone wins. Except for the Dragon and Minotaur.

>> No.14042366

>>14042362
Bad things happen to dirty boys like you. You need to stop.

>> No.14042368

>>14042362
Is this what inspired that one story with the shark girl twins giving the surfer guy a blowjob?
Because that story was amazing. We need more shark girl stories.

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>>14042366
Bad things, you say?

>> No.14042371

>>14042363
i would be fun if those two declared him their "rival" after that fight.

>> No.14042378

>>14042359
>not wanting to do all that and more
Not wanting to unwind afterwards by going to a bar with the most starved monster girls.

>> No.14042382

>>14042363
I bet the Tanuki sold him that drink too

>> No.14042383

>>14042370
Really bad things. Like ending up in debt to the monster mob addicted to all sorts of drugs.

>> No.14042384

>>14042355
>You don't get the harsh physical abuse described above.
That was self imposed though, their abuse is only mental, but I get what you're saying.
>Management and industry insiders have all the power, but the talent makes the money and they all know it. You don't have 1 side completely dominating the other like described above, since they have to work together to get anything done. You might have talent trading sex for favors, or new talent trying to sleep their way up the ladder, but that's about as far as it goes.
Fair, and something I didn't consider. I can see what you mean now, in that there's no way you'd absolutely fuck up your rooster cumming golden seed.

>Also the begging her to kill him thing was a touch melodramatic.
On one hand I agree, on the other, I wonder how melodramatic it is when you have employers that can literally take your soul. I don't know much about legal stuff, but I wonder if there's some kind of spiritual or soul clauses in MGE contracts. Like if you own some one as your idol, I wonder if it extends beyond their body.

Anyway, thanks. I'll take these factors into consideration if I ever do anything similar.

>> No.14042385

>>14042350
maybe in his high he doesn't care about copying others?

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>>14042383
The Mofu Mafia is not unreasonable. I'll work it off in one of their brothels. Or maybe as a Bunny Boy in one of their Ladies' clubs.

>> No.14042390

>>14042386
Being an eager little slut like that is what gets you selected as entertainment for private gatherings and called on by the boss for some overtime.

>> No.14042393

>>14042386
So now you either have to deal with the losers that have to pay to have sex, or deal with the girls with fetishes so weird that only whores are willing to do them. The Bunny Boy job would you accepting the abuse of drunk mile age ladies while sucking up to them for tips,

>>14042390
See? You don't want this.

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>>14042390
Oh boy, it's the Minister of Finance herself!
>>14042393
But I need it.

>> No.14042398

>>14042384
>On one hand I agree, on the other...
Yeah, I get what you're saying, that's why I said 'a touch'. I mean, I could see somebody maybe reacting that way in the situation, but if they did my response would be something like "Stop being such a drama queen, faggit."
So it just kind of made me roll my eyes to read it, you know?

>> No.14042399

>>14042359
>>14042390
Those all sound good

>> No.14042400

>>14042396
See this shit, anon? What you are doing right now. This is how you end up as a delectable little bunny boy with some frustrated, middle aged Ogre's far ass on your face or licking your next aphrodisiac fix off of the thigh of your Youko boss while she's absently cackles seeing your glazed over expression.

You should reconsider your choices.

>> No.14042401

>>14042396
No you don't. You're just a diversion to them, a whore that doesn't care he's blowing his load in front of his management

>> No.14042404

>>14042400
>>14042401
Are you two sure you're not just jelly?

>> No.14042407

>>14042404
I'm a slut, but not a turboslut.

>> No.14042409

>>14042407
Then if you'll excuse me, I need to go cry out kyaan kyaan~ while they spank me.

>> No.14042411

>>14042409
Haven't you read any hentai? This is how you become a mindbroken cumppump.

>> No.14042413

>>14042398
>"Stop being such a drama queen, faggit."
>So it just kind of made me roll my eyes to read it, you know?
Yeah, I'll keep it in mind. I mean if you're writing about a drama queen faggit, sure, but if that's not the character, I get how it could take you out of it.

>> No.14042416

>>14042404
Jelly of what? An unrepentant slut who'll be used every which way to please her bosses, though at this point owners might be the more fitting word? Someone who'll be made to indulge in all sorts of perversions with a smile and after a while gets used to crawling back with one for more?
Someone who'll be referred to ac 'that cute, eager toy' when the private customers some asking for him?

Nope.

>> No.14042417

>>14042411
Not when I can become an Incubus.
>>14042416
Well if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling properly inspired by all this dirty talk. Within the next seven hours I'll try to work out an update that's around 8k and has been proofread, and it'll be about a bishie and an Ogre, so there.

>> No.14042421

>>14042342
>Dragon reacts by huffing angrily.
>"Do not think I'll be as easy Human, you just caught my partner off guard is all."
>The guy doesn't respond for a few seconds before roaring at the top of his lungs. reason seems to be leaving him.
>The dragon now has a slightly concerned look on her face.
>The charge at each other and crash in the middle of the ring, each one trying to topple the other over. the audience is gripped by the stalemate.
>"Do you really think that I'll let you defeat me?" Dragon growls though gritted teeth.
>her sugar berserker of a opponent only roars again as he add more to his pushing.
>Dragon is actually worried as she is forced to take a step back in the push-lock
>the crowd goes wild as the have never seen her lose a power struggle before.

>> No.14042424

>>14042417
Then my work here is done.

>> No.14042430

>>14042424
And good work it was. I'd salute you but I don't want to waste images.

>> No.14042447

>*sama
>*kun
>itadakimasu
>dostedt
How do you feel about honorifics and weeaboo words in your smut and stories?

>> No.14042449

I want to take a long nap in club Mofu2Mofu and wake up with warm paws on me and an exorbitant bill

>> No.14042451

>>14042447
If they make sense in context, there's nothing wrong with them.

>> No.14042454

>>14042447
>dostedt
kek

>> No.14042456

>>14042447
Depends on the context and setting.

>> No.14042459

>>14042447
I'd advise against them, unless the conversation is supposed to be in Japanese or the speaker is an obnoxious weeaboo.

>> No.14042462

>>14042447
I fucking love "ara ara~"

>> No.14042465

>>14042447
Depends, you can handle it one of two ways to make it work. Either the character using them is from Zipangu in a MGE setting or if you're using a modern setting then they're from the modern world's equivalent of it.

If neither of those apply then it doesn't fit. Still, I want a story about a highly respectful ninja that insists on calling her master anon-dono.

>> No.14042466

>>14042447
Are the characters Japanese, or speaking in Japanese?
If they're not, don't use them.

Are the characters weeaboos?
If they're not, don't use them.

If there's no reason beyond trying to make them sound cute to the reader, don't use them.

>> No.14042467

>>14042462
Ara ara and ufufufu are the best mating calls.

>> No.14042468

>>14042449
It's cool, they can always offer you alternate payment methods.

>> No.14042478

>>14042447
While ara ara is hot, I prefer it not to be used unless the character is actually speaking Japanese (or a Japanese expy, like... I dunno, whatever language they speak in Zipangu).

>> No.14042488

>>14042468
What kinds, like shoveling snow outside the club for free hugs?

>> No.14042489

>>14042226
>The Alp saves you from Wendigo rape because they all think you're taken by her
>The Alp sees this as proof you're destined to be married

>> No.14042490

>>14042421
>Knowing what the crowd is cheering about offends and enrage's her, driving her to push back with even more strength.
>suddenly He breaks the push lock and side steps, making her fall to the mat face first.
>the crowd laughs at the simple trip up, but then goes dead silent as the dragon gets back up slowly and trembling.
>her eyes lock on to her opponent who is in a fighting stance and twitching uncontrollably.
>"You...you bastard!!" she screams with small jets of fire leaving her mouth. "Enough of this! I shall end you!" she roars as she pounces her enemy, grabbing him in a bear hug.

>> No.14042499

>>14042490
>Dragon bullying and humiliation
I'm all for this as long as she gets some love after.

>> No.14042501

>>14042478
Yeah, it's a matter of preference, but that, and phrases or exclamations like it are still pretty jarring. It's simply not something you encounter in actual English speech. Same with "onii-chan" or "onee-chan". They're cute, and if handled with a bit of tact and subtlety, I'm more than happy to give them a pass.

>> No.14042508

>>14042488
The kind that takes place in their other establishment. All you need is a pretty face and the ability to feign interest for hours on end while pouring drinks. Of course you could choose faster method. That one needs a some deft hands, good with a brush to go with the friendly face. And no touching outside the fluff, they're not running prostitutes, you know.

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>>14042501
>Same with "onii-chan" or "onee-chan". They're cute, and if handled with a bit of tact and subtlety, I'm more than happy to give them a pass.
I was thinking about this, maybe a Baphomet who knows her love interest is a total weeb and plots to take advantage of the fact.
>Your Baphomet friend appears before you in a full maid outfit, you're at a loss for words
>As you stand there nervously in shock she paces around you before stopping to your left and leaning in next to your ear
>"Oniiiiii-chan~" she whispers with a slight giggle
>Your entire body stiffens as you try to contain yourself, she walks back around in front of you before looking up with a shit eating grin
>"You popped a boner didn't you? Do you know how long I've been trying to get your attention? You really are a hopeless one"

>> No.14042524

>>14042517
>Baphomet in a full maid outfit

I'm getting real motivated here.

>> No.14042527

>>14042501
You know what we need? A story where an ara ara christmas cake is seducing a guy who doesn't speak Japanese.
>"Ara ara, you're enjoying this, aren't you?"
"The hell did you just say?"
>"W-what is it?"
"Ara ara. What the fuck does that even mean?"
>"It's... it's Japanese."
"Why are you speaking Japanese? You've never been to Japan in your life! You're not even a monster from Japanese mythology! Dullahans are Irish!"
>"Well, I just thought that all the young men your age were into the Dragon Balls, and the Pokeymen..."

>> No.14042531

>>14042527
>A story where an ara ara christmas cake is seducing a sperglord.
Fixed.

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>>14042524
Baphomets have ways of motivating people.
>>14042527
>That last line
A Dullahan who sounds like a confused aunt at wallmart? Poor girl.

>> No.14042539

>>14042517
See, that's totally fine. You've already established that the language and cultures around it exist, so use of the words as they're applied in real life (be it by actual speakers of the language, or weeaboos) is completely justified.

You're throwing out cliche after cliche, but the bapho is doing it to try an arouse a weeb in the first place. Again, justified. And also hot.

I'm also a massive sucker for sensual ear whispering and teasing like that. It's godlike.

>> No.14042551

>>14042490
And that was the end of sugar rush's anon's wrestling career

>> No.14042553

>>14042490
If this doesn't end in one of them Dragon Suplexing the other, I will kill myself on livestream.

>> No.14042561

>>14042490
>The crown chants the name of their new hero, urging him to break out of the hold.
>The dragon laughs as she tightens her grip, receiving a painful grunt in return.
>Tap out or you you next stop is the hospital!
>the man starts to flail about, at is actually getting a little loose. causing her to tighten further.
>In a sudden jerk, the challenger headbutts her, making her stumble back and hold her nose in pain. the crowd is now on their feet
>with this moment of freedom the man looks around until he spots something and grins wildly before charging once more at the dragon.
>the dragon sees this and prepares to cut off his advancement with a punch to the face, only for him to slip past her. a yelp confirms to the crowd what the dragon is already feeling
>He has her tail.

>> No.14042564

>Using the word weaboo
>On /jp/

>> No.14042565

>>14042508
Do I get to choose the mofu I brush or do I get stuck with the scary, haughty Weresheep?

>> No.14042566

>>14042539
I love cliche when there's a context for it, also it's an excuse for the Baphomet straddling his lap in a partly removed maid outfit and exchanging kisses.

Between the Oomukade green text last thread and writing that I think I may have more of a thing for the whispering than I thought. Off to listen to Japanese girls on youtube.

>> No.14042570

>>14042564
It helps to be self aware.

>> No.14042572

>>14042564
I don't know, I still don't feel part of this place.

>> No.14042573

>>14042561
>He has her tail.
So long gay bowser.

>> No.14042576

>>14042527
>"Well, I just thought that all the young men your age were into the Dragon Balls, and the Pokeymen..."
God dammit, Anon.

>> No.14042591

>>14042565
You're hardly in a position to be picky. The scary, haughty Weresheep. The miffed Tanuki after an arrangement fell through. The weird Yeti who's face you swear is frozen in a permanent smile. Tthe trashy Youko who won't stop blabbering either on the phone or to you throughout the whole session. The mild and polite Kejourou who won't stop shivering while you're working and needs a waterproof cushion.

They come in and you brush them with a smile and nod.

>> No.14042593

>>14042573
What is he actually saying there? Does anyone know or is it an eternal mystery?

>> No.14042596 [DELETED] 

>>14042593
"So long King Bowser"

>> No.14042603
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There must be some thunderbirds Fighting outside right now, This storm is big.

>> No.14042605

>>14042603
I live in Miami and we just narrowly avoided a hurricane earlier this week. To whichever Ryu decided at the last second to let me keep my wifi: thank you.

>> No.14042608

>>14042603
Hopefully the power doesnt go out
>>14042605
I live in michigan, and these storms dont happen often

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>>14042608
Trust me, whatever Ryu lives in South Florida has to be bipolar. Normally it's unbearably hot and humid, but when it rains, it goes from sunny skies to a complete downpour with in seconds.

>> No.14042629

>>14042622
I remember when I visited Florida. It was burning hot the first half of the day and storming the second. Everyday.

The Ryu down there must be more bipolar and bitchy than less' Haohi.

>> No.14042640

>>14042561
>"Swing! Swing!" the Chant echoes thought the arena like a command from god.
>Responding to the call with a borderline inhuman roar, the sugar berserker starts to turn and soon enough the crowd is looking at a giant swing.
>The dragon is unable to go against the momentum as he throws her into the ropes, making her bounce back body first.
>and into a devastating drop kick.
>the crows cheer is defaning as he rolls over and gets the three count. then slowly gets up as a interviewer with a mic approaches him.
>"So, MR sugar anon, what do you have to say for your victory?"
>He looks like he's about to say something be for he gives a aloud belch and collapses.
>the dragon, back on her feet already, approaches his unconscious form.

>> No.14042642

>>14042629
And then there's whatever monster girl is deliberately using mind control to make Florida completely insane.
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

>> No.14042649

>>14042591
I want to brush all of them, they need loving too!

>> No.14042656

>>14042642
Matango spores man, crazy shit I tell you.

>> No.14042657

I want to cuddle an Alp in front of a jealous and cunning Anubis!

>> No.14042659

>>14042642
>deliberately using mind control to make Florida completely insane.

you mean the monster girl that gave Florida poor education and imported tons of niggers and spics, thus causing it to be so fucked up?

>> No.14042673

>>14042659
Sounds like what the Spanish did to Louisiana and the entire Caribbean.

>> No.14042685

>>14042673
No worse, Florida is a 3rd world a shithole.

Like, there might be worse places in the US like detroit but that's because they got overflown with niggers.

Florida however feels like being literally in another country, or more accurately a US territory like Puerto Rico.

Fuck Florida.

>> No.14042687

>>14042673
We din du nuffin

>> No.14042688 [DELETED] 

At least in general unless you're some bible thumper or any other hyper religious person, you're pretty much for education.

I mean you have to hate reality and facts to be against making sure the next generation is a little less stupid than yours.

>> No.14042691

>>14042649
Just make sure to limit it to appropriate shows of affection during work hours. Any cleaning costs stemming from spontaneous, inappropriate contact with customers that's determined to be the result of overt flirtatious attitude will be added to your debt.

>> No.14042695

>>14042688
God done did it, you damn commie.

>> No.14042698

>>14042685
I dunno man. I can drive to Pensacola in like five hours and it's nothing but slightly different flavors of Deep South from swampy East Texas through Cajun Country then Richassippi and Mobile until you get there.

Maybe you mean South Florida, but that's pretty rich compared to the panhandle right? Actually you kinda sound like you're talking about Miami.

>> No.14042703

>>14042688
le evil conservatives, why can't they be as educated and progressive as me? Based Obama!

What the fuck does any of this have to do with Monster Girls though? Where did your post even come from?

>> No.14042705

>>14042688
Funny thing is, the actual ordained ministers and stuff are very pro-education as they have a doctorate from a seminary.

It's those guys that preach in pulpit churches without a lick of education and get by on charisma that are the worst.

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>>14042698
>Actually you kinda sound like you're talking about Miami.

All of Florida is varying shades of shit, but yes I lived in Miami for a while (not by choice) and it was terrible.

I got beat up multiple times for being white, so I had to maintain a heavy tan and act like I was Cuban

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Ratto buhgah!

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>>14042688
>>14042695

>> No.14042710

>>14042706
You could have just bought a gun. Less risk of skin cancer.

>> No.14042711

>>14042707
>nip wurm
This makes me angry, and I don't know why.

>> No.14042712

>>14042708
>mg friend has a fedora hand me down from her dad
>decides to tip her hat at you
>while doing the funny walk from the Monty Python Sketch.

>> No.14042714

>>14042708
You saying God didn't done do it, commie? We don't take kindly to fags around here. Go worship Allah in your own country, down south in Canada.
>>14042712
That walk isn't all that silly now is it?

>> No.14042715

>>14042710
I was 10, maybe 12?

>> No.14042716

>>14042714
I hate it when /r/atheism gets in here. It's worse than when /v/ gets in here.

>> No.14042718

>>14042715
Oh. That makes a lot more sense now.

>> No.14042720

>>14042707
Rat burger?

Also, goddamn, that wurm has hips. I wanna hug them.

>> No.14042722

>>14042716
I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm just making fun of Americans.

>> No.14042723

>>14042722
Not him but
>>>/pol/

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>>14042720
Ratto buhgah!
>>14042723
I didn't start it, don't blame me.

>> No.14042727

>>14042724
I'm sorry, I can't combine sex with food. That just gets into all sorts of uncomfortable situations for me.

>> No.14042729

>>14042722
Yeah, why can't they be like Sweden, or Germany, which is currently evicting residents from homes so they can demolish them and build places for the 800,000 refuges they're taking from mudslime countries? Why can't they be progressive like them

>> No.14042730

>>14042720
That's what happens when you give a wurm too much pie.

>> No.14042731

>>14042723
Don't send that cuck to us. There's enough tipping going on as it is.

>> No.14042735

>>14042729
I'm glad my country is telling them to fuck off, one of the times it's good to be a Britbong. Now if only France would keep their security up to standard.

>> No.14042736

>>14042729
Since when were you under the impression I don't think those things are dumb and worth making fun of too?
Don't be so butthurt, and let's get back to those MGs.
>>14042730
But what is the best kind of pie according to Wurms?

>> No.14042738 [DELETED] 

There is literally nothing wrong with being a liberal, or progressive, or feminist.

>> No.14042739

>>14042727
Not even whipped cream?

>> No.14042741

>>14042735
>my country is telling them to fuck off
>good to be a Britbong
Anon, I've got bad news for you. Your country is already infested with untouchable Pakis who rape and murder with impunity since anyone who reports them to the police gets arrested for racism.

>> No.14042742

>>14042736
No one knows.
The wurms have a pie lust so great that it's nearly impossible to find one they don't like.

>> No.14042743
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>>14042738
We're not doing this. Please vacate the premises, M'lord.

>> No.14042745
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>>14042738
>>>/gaschamber/

>> No.14042746

>>14042738
I want reddit and /pol/ to leave.

>> No.14042747

>>14042743
Please don't dig up that terrible meme.

>> No.14042748

Matango are cute!
Ropers are cute!
Slime Carriers are cute!

>> No.14042750
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>only 2800 words done
I need some inspiration again, guys. Tell me about Ogres.

>> No.14042751

>>14042741
Yeah but at least we're not taking any more like Sweden still is. We've reached our tolerance limit to the point 87% of people polled wanted less immigration.

>> No.14042754

>>14042748
Not a fan of Ropers' design.
I'll agree to Matangos an Slime Carriers being cute though.

>> No.14042756

>>14042750
They'll shrek your pelvis.

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[ANGRY SHITPOSTING NOISES]

>> No.14042760

>>14042750
The big girl in frilly clothes or the green rapetrain without breaks kind of Orgres?

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>>14042757
I cast wock against the shitposts!

>> No.14042762

>>14042750
They have many layers.

Besides being an overdone joke it's probably true. I imagine them as the the type that seems tough on the outside but are actually pretty childlike on the inside, watching pro wrestling with a complete look of awe in their eyes thinking it's real, not liking the taste of alcohol and wondering why her Oni friends like it so much etc. Also while rough in bed and confident with lewd matters they're likely extremely affectionate when it comes to actual romance.

>> No.14042763

>>14042730
I can't help it. The wurms get so happy when you give them pie. And seeing their tongue lick their claws and tails clean is too cute.
Plus, they get all soft and cuddly, and like to sleep off big meals.

>>14042748
Matango cutest. Slime Carrier lewdest. Roper's okay, I guess.

>> No.14042764

>>14042750
Tell me about BANE_________

>> No.14042765
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Guys, come on. This is a thread for loving, not for hating!

>> No.14042766

>>14042760
The latter. I just posted that to get your attention.

>> No.14042767

>>14042765
Aww, dragon hugs.

>> No.14042768

>>14042765
I hate your love.

>> No.14042769

>>14042762
There won't be any actual romance here. Just amateur porn.

>> No.14042770

>>14042763
Please Anon.
Wurms are supposed to be rock hard!
Not soft and squishy!

>> No.14042772

>>14042640
>The crowd and the interviewer goes silent as the the dragon gets closer, her face is unreadable so know one knows what she's going to do.
>without saying a word, she picks the sugar anon up by the legs and starts to drag him away.
>"Um... what are you doing?" the interviewer asked.
>"what does it look like? I'm tacking him."
>"we can see that, but why?"
>"Because I want to train him so he becomes strong without the drink, so until then he stay's with me"
>"But wouldn't that destroy his gimmick?"
>"not really, ill make him strong without the drink, so when he takes it..." the dragon started to lick her lips as she ran out the arena with anon in her arms.
>the Minotaur sits up and looks around at the silent audience "What did I miss?"

done. couldn't think of a better way to end it. so if you got a better ending, post it and ill use that for the pastebin instead.

>> No.14042774

>>14042739
Except that. Everything else makes me think it's gonna turn to vore.

>> No.14042778

>>14042761
It's not very effective...

>> No.14042781
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>>14042761
I counter with sub hellhound wanwan!

>> No.14042784

>>14042769
In that case she's probably going to be rough as hell, leg locking the guy and forcing him to pump away while smacking his ass occasionally like a jockey getting his horse to go faster. Pulling his hair as she pulls him down for a kiss, that sort of thing.

>> No.14042785 [SPOILER] 
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14042785

You come home one day to find your monstergirl waifu bent over, stuck in that window looking over your backyard that can't really be seen from outside. She says it closed on her while she was leaning out, and asks for your assistance.
What course of action do you take?

>> No.14042786
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>>14041465
>tfw no Titania onee-san
>tfw she'll never wiggle her ears in childlike astonishment after you've found her during a game of hide-and-seek
>tfw she'll never get pouty and demand she to sit on your lap and have you read a story to her
>despite the fact you only come up to her chest in terms of height
>tfw she'll press her tight mom jeans down onto your crotch just as you get to the part where the Ghoul finally realizes her feelings for the prettyboy baker, biting her lower lip and staring at you with a look of longing all the while
>you will never slowly, but surely take her jeans off as you progress through the climax of the story
>you will never rip her panties off in their cutesy panda-faced glory, and hotdog her massive ass-cheeks
>you will never sink your fingers into the chocolate globes as she demands for her darling little brother to fill her holes up with his white stuff
>you will never disregard the story in favor of wild love-making, suckling on her sizable breasts and nibbling on her elven ears
>she will alter the appearance of the room into the appearance of a gorgeous meadow with a flap of her wings, and proceed to whisper sweet nothings into your ear
>you will never wake up the following to find your sister fell asleep with her ass up and face to the floor again, this time with your seed dribbling out of her holes

>you will never impregnate a busty childish super fairy

>> No.14042787

>>14042765
We need a version of her crying now

>> No.14042788

>>14042785
>put it in
>put it in again
>get beer
>watch sports
I got this.

>> No.14042795

>>14042765
>Filename
No, she has nothing to do with this! Don't involve her!

>> No.14042797

>>14042784
Thank you.

>> No.14042798

>>14042785
Spanking, fingering, cunnilingus and sticking it in. All nice and slowly at my own pace.

Turning the tables on a Hellhound is a rarity so enjoying it while it lasts is probably a good idea even if she'll get me back ten times over later.

>> No.14042802

>>14042795
What would your waifus think of your shitposting?

>> No.14042805

>>14042772
It's cute enough, thank you.

>> No.14042807

>>14042770
It's too late! The way they squeal when and giggle when you poke their waists just above the tail is too much to resist. It's too much fun licking up all the crumbs and filling off their breasts and bellies, and jumping on top of the like they're a big, warm pillow.
I want to feed all these wurms.

>> No.14042813

>>14042802
Man, good thing monstergirls aren't real, then.

>> No.14042814

>>14042786
>A Titania will never hug you and gently float through a grassy plain while holding onto you.

>> No.14042815

OK Anon.
Like many single men in MGC, you've become the object of affection by a co-worker.
Or in this case, the CEO of the company.
She's often requested that you personally assist her to the point that she's considered making you her personal assistant...on top of other things....

Roll Race
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Personality: d10
1. NEET (neat!)
2. Tomboy
3. Himidere
4. Light Tsundere
5. Racial Norm
6. Deredere
7. Kuudere
8. Dandere
9. Light Yandere
10. The Genkiest!


Body Type: d12
1. Racial Norm
2. Loli (CC if normally loli)
3. Tall (Foot taller than normal)
4. Short (Foot shorter than normal, 1/2 instead if fairy sized)
5. Fit (Toned body like a gym bunny)
6. Chubby (Centered around the breasts. Butt for lolis)
7. MUSCLE (More muscle than an oni/mino hybrid)
8. Fat (Hit McNuki's one too many times, belly centric)
9. Thin (Not skeletal)
10. Pear shaped
11. Hour Glass shaped
12. Oppai loli


Quirks:

1. Normal
2. Twins! (Both are co-CEO, Roll new body type and attitude for second girl and new quirk for them)
3. Chimera (Roll a new monster girl race and mix it with her original one)
4. Mature (Has grey hair, or their equivalent, and older features, much older than a CC. A virgin still)
5. Young (A teenager who struck it big, a bit younger than most)
6. Runs (and fights in) a mercenary company, has a few scars and owns quite a few guns.
7. Old money (inherited the corporation and has enough money to live without it)
8. Dire (add one and a half feet and MUSCLED)
9. Pygmy (One and a half feet shorter, 3/4 the normal size if a fairy)
10. Secretly likes to dress up like a maid
11. Secretly a villain fighting super wurm
12. Her parents are DEEEEAD, may or may not be a super hero.


Ok Anons, how goes it?
Do you give the CEO what she wants or give try to keep it professional?

>> No.14042816

>>14042807
Please Anon, if you jump on them like that then they'll wrap you up on reflex.

>> No.14042819

>>14042766
Warming up the poor little pretty boy with some mouth to mouth hard liquor before using the rest to pin him against a wall and whipping herself up a cocktail wiener?
Or maybe holding him upside down to slather him up and/or grab a little warm up snack?
Mounting his face only letting his eyes show and telling him he doesn't get to breathe until he gets him off? Extremely cliche but might work. For extra exxect you might have her keep any panties or spats on to make him work harder for those sweet gulps of air, also might throw in grabbing his hair and grinding it further into her, depending how forceful you want to go.
As for actual penetrative sex, most cowgirl derivates, lunges, amazon, sybian if you want to go all out. Basically anything that allows for the Ogre to bring her size and weight to bear and press the guy into the mattress. Alternatively, you could have him be on top with accompanied by constant spurring/dissing from the Ogre.

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>>14041465
Here be a Transparent Version
Album has been updated
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#120

>> No.14042822

>>14042815

>Dandere Grizzly with a fit body type. Also DIRE

oh geez.

>> No.14042826

>>14042815
>Light yandere pear-shaped Cheshire who's also possibly a superhero
I could get used to this

>> No.14042827

>>14042815
>Chubby NEET teenager Kesaran Pasaran
Well, that'ssomething

>> No.14042828

>>14042822
She's going to make you her teddy bear Anon.
Hope you enjoy it.

>> No.14042829 [DELETED] 

>>14042820
shit there wings are messed up, gonna need to fix that

>> No.14042831

>>14042815
>Ryu
>Genki
>Fit
>Secretly dresses as a maid
If I didn't know any better I'd assume the RNG gods rigged this to suit my tastes.

>> No.14042833

>>14042819
I'll be sure to use some of this stuff later on, for tonight's update I'll go with a simple blowjob, cowgirl, missionary combo.

>> No.14042834

>>14042815
>Jabberwock
Nice

>Light Yandere
Double Nice

>Fat (Hit McNuki's one too many times, belly centric)
I can live with this

>Her parents are DEEEEAD, may or may not be a super hero.
I'm not sure how a Jabberwock with a big belly is able to go out and do vigilante work but I don't think I'll question it.

>> No.14042835

>>14042815
>Demon Lord
Oh boy.

>Kuudere
>Tall
>Twins
7 foot tall, kuudere demon lord twins.

Well, sign me the fuck up. Hot damn.

>> No.14042836

>>14042815
>Ushi-Oni, 10, 11, 10
I am dead.
>Highest energy possible giant-boobed Ushi.
>Oh yeah, secretly enjoys being a maid. That'll sure help when you're being dragging around the office by one arm like a children's doll.
I need a contract to become a magical boy to save me from this fate.

>> No.14042839

>>14042834
Dragon strength outweighs depression eating.

>> No.14042840

>>14042815
>Cancer
I like bubbles.
>Dandere
No complaints.
>Tall
NO complaints.
>old money
NO COMPLAINTS.

>> No.14042846

>>14042836
I'll take her if you don't want her. Genki Ushi sounds cute. Like a giant jumping spider.

>> No.14042847

http://pastebin.com/Ugtvwycs
there you go people, the first greentext I've done.

>> No.14042849

>>14042828

But then the report will be late!

>> No.14042851

>>14042839
But she's going to look silly in any outfit she wears

Not to mention it'd be blatantly obvious what her identity was since I'm pretty sure Jabberwocks are rare already and fat ones are even rarer

>> No.14042853

>>14042836
Sorry Anon, she's going to love the hell out of you while wearing a maid uniform.

Although I can now imagine her walking along the ceiling so that she could sneak up on you while your working for a surprise hug.

>>14042840
No complaints?

>> No.14042854

>>14042815
>Dandere Fit Mummy that may be a superhero
Only if I can be her sidekick.

>> No.14042855

>>14042847
niiice

>> No.14042856

>>14042835
Shit, I didn't do the roll for the second twin.

So the first demon lord twin is 7 foot tall and kuudere.
And the second is...
>Dandere
>Fit

So I've got a pair of quiet demon lord twins who come off as calm and collected. One is tall as fuck, expressing her fondness with subtlety, and the other is fit and shy, prone to outbursts of affection.

Even if I wanted to, I don't think I could turn them down.

>> No.14042857

>>14042853
>No complaints?
None whatsoever. Gimme, gimme.

>> No.14042858

>>14042833
That blowjob better be industrial vacuum tier and leave the bishie cross eyed. Also, while it's ultimately up to you, I'd recommend keeping in mind that even an Ogre that's holding back from delivering some lovetaps will be aggressive, especially towards someone who's obviously inferior physically.
Have have her be the one dictating the pace and not accept anything short of breakneck.

>> No.14042859

>>14042849
She can sit you in her lap so that you work while she cuddles.

>> No.14042863

>>14042858
Of course. Now a word of warning: I've got 3.5k words and I've only now managed to wrap up what leads into the Ogre stuff, which is only starting. It might take me a long time to get anywhere with this.

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>>14041465
Here be a Transparent Version
This time With Non Messed up wings
Album has been updated
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#120

>> No.14042867

>>14042846
It isn't even a matter of want, it's a matter of feasibility.
The office is already made of concrete barriers and wide open spaces because of how much property damage she caused, staying in her immediate proximity is going to get me hugged, wuved, and squeezed worse than Elmyra from Tiny Toons.

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>>14042864
Transparent Kejourou pls

>> No.14042870

>>14042833
>shooting the softcore stuff first
Well, I guess it makes sense.

>> No.14042871

>>14042867
Sorry Anon.

The cuddle bug has your scent.

>> No.14042873

>>14042815
>Dark Slime that's kuudere, short, and young

>try to break her charisma by flicking her forehead
>finger just goes into her slime body
>try not to cry

>> No.14042875

>>14042869
Its in the album , look harder

>> No.14042877

>>14042815
>Dandere Dark Slime
Noice
>MUSCLE
I can only assume that this being MUSCLE and not fit, it's some sort of disgusting 3dpd male bodybuilder type. So... Good fuckin' things she's a slime.
>Dire
So yeah she was destined to be a giant beefcake with biceps larger than her tits and head.

Good thing she's a slime. I can give her what she wants.

>> No.14042880

>>14042875
strike that, it isnt, weird i thought it was

>> No.14042881

>>14042870
Bishie has to be eased into it, you can't just give him to the Manticore twins right away.

>> No.14042885

>>14042853
Oh dear sweet Chief God no. I do not need an energetic rape machine that weighs more than a motorcycle playing wallmaster on me. Why do you create such nightmares?
Now I'm just picturing her waving her arms with clenched eyes and a stupid grin saying "c'monc'monIhavetoshowyouthisit'ssocool" and then dragging me straight out the window of an office building and scaling the outside to the roof. And disregarding all my panicked cries with "Falling won't hurt! I'm tough!"

>> No.14042886

>>14042859

Well that's do-able.

I'll be sure to return the cuddles when I'm done.

>> No.14042889

>>14042869
>>14042880
Its now in, I swear it was already in their though

>> No.14042893

>>14042881
The hell you can't. That's the quickest way to break in new mansluts.

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>>14042889

Thanks!

>> No.14042897

>>14042889
>>14042869
and its a bad version, shit, gonna need to fix it

>> No.14042899

>>14042877
>muscle slime
> "It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look!"

>> No.14042900

>>14042881
It's like the levels of real porn I guess.
>Ogre take the place of typical meathead male porn star
>Manticores take the place of the black dudes with the huge dicks
>Something like a Christmas cake Ushi-Oni would replace getting fucked by a fat old man due to her large spider body
>Gangbangs are an anything goes where they invite all the dom types

>> No.14042901

>>14042893
Well this one gets the Ogre in a couple of vanilla scenes, then a Dark Priestess in the classic "door-to-door missionary" and "Confession and penance" scenes.

>> No.14042902

Dandere, tall, lizardman/salamander chimera.
...wait, how does that work?

>> No.14042904

>>14042885
>Anon getting dragged along the outside the office, one arm held by the ushi.
>She stops outside of the tanuki head of accounting's office to ask how things are going, sticking her head inside the window briefly before continuing on her way.

>> No.14042905

>>14042815
>Chubby teenage kauken
Could have been much worse. I'll accept her offer.

>> No.14042908

Hey, everybody. I've been gone for the past fewmonths or something divulging in another general. Also, I've lost all my bookmarks to my favorite writers.
So, what's been up? Last thing I remember is that RecapAnon went missing.

>> No.14042909

>>14042902
Scales are patches of two colors and only certain points of her tail are burning.

>> No.14042913

>>14042908
Anubis and Dragon are popular now.

>> No.14042916
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>>14042908
There is no RecapAnon, that is true. There is a wonderful Mucus Toad now.

>> No.14042918

>>14042905
There isn't going to be any monkeying around is there?

>> No.14042920

>>14042908
Bookmarks can be found in the links in the OP. Also recap anon was resurrected and quickly died again.

>> No.14042922

>>14042901
>this is also supposed to have a Minotaur, Manticore twins and a Hellhound eventually
Unless his balls drop really fucking fast he's going to end up bitchest of bitchboys, the epitome of cumpumps.

>> No.14042926

>>14042916
Wonderfully shiny and slimy.

>> No.14042927

>>14042922
There's going to be an Ogre, a Dark Priestess, a Dark Elf, a Minotaur, the Manticore Twins, a Hellhound, and the wealthy Tanuki final boss, at least. If anyone feels like someone should be added, I'm open for it. It's not like they can't just create a magical bubble where time moves slower and make his weekend with them into a week or more.

>> No.14042929

>>14042815
>Racial Norm Batman Himidere Succubus
We are the night.

>> No.14042930

>>14042927
Is this a certain author who wrote a scene involving ice that resulted in much anger? I didn't hate it or anything (I was ambivalent towards that particular scene), but I was hoping you'd get to the better sexytimes soon.

>> No.14042931

>>14042927
After two and a half days he'll probably be pliable to suggestions to stick around until they're done. Maybe.

Wait, the Tanuki will be in on the action?

>> No.14042932

>>14042913
So people are over Hinezumi and the other Eastern styled girls?

>> No.14042933

>>14042930
That was just one little thing, please let go.
>>14042931
I was thinking of an epilogue with her, really. Or maybe even a sequel where she uses him to entertain her friends. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>> No.14042934

I have an idea
>You need a few MG maids, 3-5 is best
>In the morning, have a raffle between them to find 1 winner
>Winner gets to give you a blowjob, but she isn't allowed to swallow or spit
>She has to hold the semen in her mouth all day long
>Other maids are allowed to sneak up on her to forcibly kiss her to steal the cum
>At the end of the day have the maids line up with their mouths open wide
>Winner is the one with the most semen still in her mouth
>Winning maid gets headpats, cuddle sex, and gets to sleep in your bed with you in a position of her choice.

>> No.14042935

>>14042815
>Hourglass shaped Genki Dire Hellhound

Holy shit, yeah I'm gonna give her what she wants.

>> No.14042936

>>14042933
I wasn't butthurt over it in the first place, I was just wondering. Honestly the only bad thing I have to say about it is that I'm not turned on by ice.

>> No.14042937

>>14042918
She's a hormonal teenage monkey girl. That's all we are going to do for several hours.

>> No.14042938

>>14042936
Please stop talking about it, you'll get everyone riled up again.

>> No.14042940

>>14042815
>sea slime
> deredere
> thin
> runs a mercenary company
So she supplies arms to all the underwater monstergirls I satisfied with this.

>> No.14042941
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14042941

Claim your maid. You only get one chance.
Your survival may or may not depend on who you pick.

>> No.14042942

>>14042935
>Walk into work
>Find her waiting by your desk, standing on point as she looks for you.
>Tail starts wagging as soon as she catches sight of you.

Enjoy.

>> No.14042943

>>14042941
The one with the eye patch.

>> No.14042944

>>14042936
What are you talking about, is there a pastebin?

>> No.14042946

>>14042942
Oh I will.

>> No.14042947

>>14042941
I'll take the genki redhead.

>> No.14042948

>>14042944
Yes, I'm writing an update as we speak. Ignore the url, it's not my fault.

http://pastebin.com/mGAYWexP

>> No.14042949

>>14042943
Robutt selected.
You probably live.

>> No.14042950

>>14042934
That sounds hard. Have you ever tried to keep a liquid in your mouth for an hour?
Pour yourself a glass of your favourite drink, and see how many minutes you can bear having it just in your mouth, while you go about with your day.
Now imagine not even being able to eat or drink.

I'd rather just raffle blowjob priority to all the maids.
A hamster MG might be able to pull it off, though.

>>14042941
I pick Nabe.

>> No.14042951

>>14042941
Number 1.
Strict is best for teasing.

>> No.14042952

>>14042941
Bottom right.

>> No.14042953

>>14042941
Dibs on retard.

>> No.14042954

>>14042941
not monster girl related fuck off faggot

>> No.14042956

>>14042954
Stop it false-flag-kun.

>> No.14042958

>>14042954
>I'm a retard
They're all monster girls.

>> No.14042961

>>14042941
The smug blondie who thinks she's a cool beautie.

>> No.14042962

>>14042934
I'd rather have a Rota system.
>Harem of 3 maids
>On alternating days they rotate between 3 duties
>One gets to give a good morning kiss and wake up handjob
>The second gets to help with a full body wash in the evening and be subjected to groping
>The third has the duty of accompanying her master in bed
>Weekends they get to share all three duties but have the rest of the day off to use as they like
The hard part is selecting the monster girls. I'm thinking Goblin, Khepri and Large mouse.

>> No.14042963

>>14042941
I'm taking the chuuni

>> No.14042964

>>14042950
It's not meant to be easy. It's for the privilege of having a whole night in Master's bed, so she has to earn it. Plus it won't be in her mouth the whole time since the other maids will wait until she's weak and try to steal it from her.

>> No.14042965

>>14042954
It's highly monster girl related, none of them are human.

>> No.14042967

>>14042951
Probably the safest choice. Enjoy your diligent housewife.

>>14042952
Good luck.

>> No.14042968

>>14042815
>Weresheep
>Tomboy
>Tall
>Her parents are DEAAAAD

Professional only, I'm not sticking my dick in a crazy Batman sheep

>> No.14042973

>>14042961
Be very careful to avoid phrases such as "I want to be inside you." She might take it the wrong way.

>> No.14042981

>>14042815
>Baphomet twins that like maid cosplay
>one is a pear shaped deredere
>the other a chubby himedere

Dem soft Bapho butts and great attitudes. Gonna need lots of oil for this.

>> No.14042988

>>14042981
You know dual paizuri?
Imagine waking up to them doing dual hot dogging.

>>14042968
Come on Anon, you know want to.

>> No.14042990

>>14042973
I'm not following. Why would I say such obscenities to my maid?

>> No.14042991

>>14042933
>sequel where she uses him to entertain her friends

As in entertainment fit for polite company or masked fat cat businesswomen playing this the boytoy for the night?

>> No.14042992
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14042992

>>14042941
Can I keep the one I already have?

>> No.14042994

>>14042991
What do you think?

>> No.14042997

>>14042992
You could, but the maids he provided are combat capable, so you'd have the maid part but you'd lack the bodyguard.

>> No.14042998

>>14042994
Hey, there's a chance poor guy gets to attend an outing where he doesn't end up smeared in the juices of over half dozen monster girls.

>> No.14043000

>>14042988
That's a particularly nice mental image. And here I was only thinking of things like face sitting and stacking those juicy butts on top of each other.

>> No.14043002

>>14042815
>Chubby ultragenki gandharva who loves maid play
Figures I'd get the one music producer in the city that's secretly a sub. Perfect.

>> No.14043003

>>14042992
I hope you have a dozen more for the full set.

>> No.14043004

>>14042998
He deserves nothing more than degradation and molestation. He loves it.
4200 words, do I have to keep going?

>> No.14043006

>>14042815
>Light Tsundere muscle who secretly likes to dress up like a maid

>Do you give the CEO what she wants or give try to keep it professional?
what the fuck do you think? holy shit.

>> No.14043007

>>14043000
Yep.
Just imagine how one of them would be greeting you with a sweet smile while the other gives you a smug, satisfied smirk while they get to work on you?
Dressed up in their maid uniforms of course.

>> No.14043008

>>14043002
Pity she's not a Kobold music producer. If she was, she'd be a subwoofer.

>> No.14043010

>>14043006
Muscle who?

>> No.14043012

>>14043008
Anon, anon.

>> No.14043014

>>14043006
What race?

>>14043002
Are you going to let her play you a song of her people?

>> No.14043017

>>14043004
You probably should. Unless it's a good stopping point in the story.
Even then, you might want to hold off on posting it until you get up to 6-8k, but it's up to you ultimately.

>> No.14043019

>>14043008
If she was a lizardgirl then she'd be a studio monitor

>> No.14043023

>>14043019
If she's into rough sex then she'll want to do you hardstyle

>> No.14043024

>>14043017
But I won't have the time to write next week. It's either today or two weeks from now.

>> No.14043025

>>14043007
>enticing smiles, maid dresses, ample butts

Damn, right in my weak points.

>> No.14043026

>>14043014
>>14043010
wererabbit, my bad.

>> No.14043031

>>14043010

>Muscle who?

No no he spelt Mussel. His CEO is a Mussel MG.

>>14043026

oh.

>> No.14043033

>>14043026
So....yes?
You'll take her?

>> No.14043036
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14043036

Eh, 4,4k words, starting at line 333. I'm sorry.

http://pastebin.com/mGAYWexP

>> No.14043037

>>14043014
>Are you going to let her play you a song of her people?

>Eavesdropping on her singing her old hits that made her rich like "Rape dat boi down da street" and "Screamin' semen" in the kitchen while she cooks you dinner in a frilly maid outfit

>> No.14043041

>>14042941
Middle right looks qt

>> No.14043042

>>14043033
hell yeah you wouldn't?

>wererabbit
not quite my favorite but, alright
>light yan
now we're speaking my language
>muscle
definitely on the right track
>maid fetish
Not quite my thing, but fuck it, I'm down

>later on you move up in the ranks of the company and become and exec too
>you get a monster girl secretary
>she thinks your new secretary is getting too personal with you
>calls the secretary to her off and proceeds to beat the shit out o her using all her muscles while having a yandere breakdown
>she shows up the next day in a maid outfit telling you that there was an accident and that she'll be your new secretary

>> No.14043047

>>14042815
>the Genkiest Scylla, who's taller than normal and secretly a villain fighting Super Wurm
Yeah. Yeah, I guess I can give her what she wants. At least I get some of that butt.

>> No.14043054

>>14043036
GAY

>> No.14043056

>>14043054
No bully pls.

>> No.14043057
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14043057

If monster girls have races just like animals do, which would be the best ones?

>> No.14043059
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>>14043056
Yes bully.

>> No.14043063
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>>14043059
Seize thy actions, knave!

>> No.14043066
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>>14043057
Haast eagle Harpy, Goliath Arachne, Sabretooth Jinko, Anaconda Lamia, and Archaeopteryx Harpy.

>> No.14043071

>>14043066
>Sabretooth Jinko
We need that in our lives

>trying to kiss her husband
>fangs get in the way

>> No.14043073

>>14043036
The best part is: even if you write cheesy lines, they fit right into the setup of a porn flick.

>> No.14043083

>>14042902
It would be funny if "personal assistant" meant "sparing partner"

>> No.14043097

>>14043083
>Hello, Anon?
>The boss wants you in her room for a boxing match.
>Yes, I know she just had you up for spear practice but she wants to try this.
>I know how sore you are but she's very insistent. Lets just hope she never takes up Sumo.

>> No.14043109

>>14043097
for being shy she certainly has a lot of hobbies.

it would be cute if she had a "office party" and use his personal favourite sport as a confession when he beats her.

>> No.14043111

>>14043097
Sounds shit. He's being paid for his injuries + danger pay + paid leave for his fractures, right?

>> No.14043115

>>14043109
Hey, she needs to keep busy somehow.

>>14043111
Of course, and it's mostly bruises.

>> No.14043116
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14043116

>>14043057
>Not posting the superior version

>> No.14043126

>>14042194
That movie was a B Horror flick at best.

Hopefully it bombs so we don't have to put up that with "genre" of bullshit.

>> No.14043138

>>14042194
>not sure if Until Dawn reference or not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFe521JAME
Cliche premise, but the whole "literally every choice you make will have a butterfly effect on the entire game" mechanic is really cool.

>> No.14043147

>>14042815
Light tsundere, tall, dire... brace for it

Monster lord

How raped am I?

>> No.14043149
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14043149

Still best girl?

>> No.14043152

>>14043149
Holstaurs are best girl in my book, but they're a damn close second right along with Yetis.

>> No.14043153

>>14043149
I want to plunder and spank that booty.

>> No.14043156
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>>14043138
The effect itself really isn't.

Like...you can choose between:

<Obviously what you should do Action>

<What you probably shouldn't do Action>

Legit example, if you point a gun at a specific female's head she ends up "killing" you later by locking you out of the house. The other options are to not point it at her or point at yourself. The gun has blanks in it.

They got real cute and tacked on the QTE's as "Butterfly Effect" choices even though it's really just a "Press X to not die" type of thing.

Watching the edited "movie" version on youtube was an okay timewaster, certainly superior to blowing 60 bucks on a short not a game game.

>> No.14043158

>>14043149
I don't know what the troll toll is going to be, but I'll pay it.

>> No.14043164

>>14043158
You have to endure rickrolls for the rest of your life.

>> No.14043166

>>14043156
I haven't played it yet, I'm just watching a playthrough on YT (although I do know about the fact that there are Wendigos, just not what they do). The guy playing it just got to the part where that one guy got his hand caught in a beartrap and started exploring the masked guy's house.
Anyways, not that many of the choices so far have really seemed completely obvious, but maybe I'm just not too far in. I still don't really know how they affect the storyline, or what the creepy psychiatrist's role in the whole thing is.

>> No.14043173
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14043173

So I get they're very vanilla, but do Elves ever get any smut? Or are they pretty firmly in the "Not a Monster" tier and therefore ignored? All I know that the Encyclopedia Dark Elves are overly incestuous skanks, which kinda kills the buzz.

>> No.14043175

>>14043149
She's one of my least favourite monstergirls. I like her, and would probably be friends with one.

>> No.14043177

>>14043149
Big feet and hands kill it. No wonder she has a complex about them, they're insanely unattractive.

>> No.14043178

>>14043164
Deal.
I actually really like the song.

>> No.14043179

>>14043173
k u r o i n u

>> No.14043180

>>14043173
>which kinda kills the buzz
Not for me.

>> No.14043181

>>14043173
They have a tremendous volume of professional smut so tend to not get much attention. I've got no less than half a dozen hentai series I can watch if I want elves, or hundreds of doujins. Not much point to focus on them unless there's a legitimate need for them in a story.

>> No.14043183

>>14043179
>elf rape memes : The Anime
Or wait it was a VN first, right?

>> No.14043184

>>14043173
>do Elves ever get any smut
Anon think about the question you just asked.

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>>14043173
MGE Elves, or at least the monsterized versions, are apparently very rapey.

Although the most mileage you'll get out of them in terms of smut is ear nibbling and defloration.
Unless they go yandere and try to hack off pieces of other monstergirls in order to turn themselves into chimeras of some sort.

>> No.14043189

>>14043179
The whole "take one down, pass her around, 99 total sluts on the wall" kills a lot of it for me. No reason not to just make a harem of the rulers and then let the men have their own from the lesser nobles and commoners.

So a lot of that series just screamed wasted potential.

>> No.14043190

>>14043184
Its pretty obvious he means from here.

>> No.14043191

>>14043173
I wanna be the slave of a Dark Elf who enjoys making pure Elves become obsessed with the dick. That'd be fun.

>> No.14043192

>>14043187
>Unless they go yandere and try to hack off pieces of other monstergirls in order to turn themselves into chimeras of some sort.

That was a terrible greentext. I have no idea why you'd even bring it up.

>> No.14043197

>>14043166
Only about 8 choices really matter in terms of not dying.

Psychiatrist, despite having the best VA, is literally the least important character of all of them.

>> No.14043198

>>14043192
>I have no idea why you'd even bring it up.
...I liked it.

>> No.14043199

So monstergirls just brainwash you into liking them with rape?

>> No.14043201

>>14043190
They're basically the same thing.

>> No.14043203

>>14043199
No, they do it with mamano mana, that lovely cross between toxic waste and zerg creep that corrupts everything it touches forever.

>> No.14043204

>>14043201
No, actually I can't really think of anything in particular from here tat's really centered around elves. There's that dark elf village from that one writefag whos name I don't recall.

>> No.14043205

>>14043203
So we just gotta kill the zerg tumors, the lilims

>> No.14043206

>>14043199
Yeah basically, that and they'll change anything they don't like about you to better suit their tastes.

>> No.14043207

>>14043149
>>14043177

I want to hold her hand.

>> No.14043213
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14043213

>"Anon, I smell disease on you. You have a cold."
>"You do. Now, before it gets any worse, let's get you on the table. I'll fix you up."

>> No.14043217

>>14043213
Thanks, doc!

>> No.14043218

>>14043213
I'm totally fine, you know what they saw, a green and purple oomukade a day keeps the doctor away

>> No.14043219

>>14043177
>Some faggots get aroused by a monstergirl's monster parts
>Other faggots bitch and moan about monstergirls' monster parts being ugly

Make up your goddamn mind, /mgg/.

>> No.14043220

>>14043213
Can I die instead?

>> No.14043221

>>14043213
Are you licensed?

>> No.14043222
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14043222

>>14043213

>> No.14043223

>>14043213
Full picture where.

>> No.14043224

>>14043219
Cosplay-tier fags have always existed, if in small numbers.

>> No.14043225

>>14043219
Well I don't get how a distinctly masculine features such as large man hands slapped on an otherwise feminine creature is attractive. It's blatantly a flaw.

>> No.14043229

I actually could see KC do a Monster Girl based on a Plague Doctor. I mean he's done Kunoichi and Dark Priests, and Plague Doctors are spooky enough to boot.

I'd look forward to a Plague Doctor girl.

>> No.14043232

>>14043223
This is the full picture.

>> No.14043233

>>14043225
Little flaws can make the whole more charming. And who gives a fuck about feet and hands. Weirdos and perverts, that's who.

>> No.14043234

>>14043213
It's the flu, don't touch me everything hurts. Don't even breathe, the air makes my hair hurt.

>> No.14043235

>>14043232
Aww.

>> No.14043236
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14043236

>>14043149

>> No.14043237 [SPOILER] 
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>>14043213
Here.

>> No.14043238

>>14043237
God fucking dammit.

>> No.14043241

>>14043225
>>14043233
I think big hands and feet are cute, it's more of her to love and more she can cuddle you with! Like big meaty claws.

>> No.14043243

>>14043237
>you know what it is
But I don't.

>> No.14043248

>>14043149
I don't get it. She's just a human who shoved her hands and feet in a beehive.

>> No.14043249

>>14043225
>Big hands are masculine
I never got this. It seems like something that came from the age of scandelously sexy thin ankles.

>> No.14043250

>>14043237
Thanks Doc

>> No.14043252

>>14043236
I wish to rest upon thy snuggle lumps whilst the great serpent rages within the fluff tunnel.

>> No.14043254

>>14043243
GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE

>> No.14043255

>>14043236
I think the tum-tum should refer to the yeti's abdomen in general, with another specific term for the navel. Like the raspberry button, or something.

>> No.14043256

so since I got a positive response from the first one I posted, I'll post the rest of my OC kitsune races

http://pastebin.com/16JiK95Q

>> No.14043258

>>14043249
It actually comes from Anon's 101 Ways To Spot a Tranny.

>> No.14043259

>>14043249
How could you not get that? It's one of the most simple examples of a developed feminine vs masculine trait. Most men have larger and thicker hands and fingers then women, ergo big hands are a masculine trait.

>> No.14043264

>>14043258
But Alps are skinny and frail, and they have tiny hands. Anon's methods are going to get him surrounded by Alps unknowingly!

>> No.14043268

>>14043149
One of my favorites, so many features I love about her design, plus a demure girl and a ravenous baby maker are only a sunbath apart.

>> No.14043271

>>14043264
Yes but Alps are magic trannies who turn into your perfect women. So a troll is essentially a really shitty Alp.

>> No.14043274

>>14043271
Well of course she's a shitty Alp, she was born a female. She fucked up the very first and basic thing about being an Alp. As an Alp this Troll has completely failed.

>> No.14043275

>>14043259
Anon doesn't understand sexual dimorphism, no bully.

>> No.14043276

>>14043271
Wrong. Trolls are better because they have better gardening skills.
Also, those measurements.

>> No.14043278
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14043278

How would a yandere go about kinky nurse roleplay?

>> No.14043285

>>14043256
I think having both horns and fox ears is a little much for kitsune-inma, but that's just personal opinion. Other than that, different flavors of mofu is quite welcome.

>> No.14043289

>>14043275
It's not a primary or secondary sexual trait. You get thick hands from using them, a housewife scrubbing floors or a man working with his hands. Or from being really fat. Otherwise it's just down to the average height difference between the sexes.

Dainty hands were a sign of privilege.

>> No.14043290

>>14043278
See Miia's Nurse scene.
Also, belt restraints and aphrodisiac-filled syringes.

>> No.14043292

>>14043254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo

>> No.14043293

>>14043278
Have you ever seen that movie called Misery?

>> No.14043294

>>14043259
Yeah, if her hands were more strongly defined and sinewy I'd agree. As it is, I don't see it.

>> No.14043295

>>14043278
She eases you up with a toy needle and acts out her roleplay, both of you content and happy.
Then, when you're not looking, she swaps the needle out for a real one, and injects you with aphrodesiac/sedative so she can have her way with you.

>> No.14043297

>>14043289
>It's not a primary or secondary sexual trait.
This is bullshit. I have masculine hands, and I never do anything but post online.

>> No.14043298

>>14043275
I want to bully a troll asking for a bridge toll by making fun of her large hands and feet and then kicking her into the river. Bonus points if I got a mama and baby Sheep girl with me.

>> No.14043302

>>14043298
I want to comfort said troll by pulling her out of the river and drying her off saying her hands and feet are just fine, even if they are really big!

>> No.14043303

>>14043294
They're massive and blatantly stated as something they find unattractive in themselves in the encyclopedia.

>> No.14043306

>>14043303
>Girls are self conscious about their body
I'm so shocked

>> No.14043307

>>14043303
Imagine her naked. Her form is perfectly fine except for these massive hands and feed that look like they suffer from elephantitis.

>> No.14043310

>>14043303
To themselves.
Some people don't really mind it.

>> No.14043311

>>14043307
You obviously have no idea about elephantiasis.

>> No.14043313

>>14043297
No anon. You're just fat.

>> No.14043315

>>14043307
Her butts too big to.

>> No.14043318

I wanna wrestle with a Wurm in a bathtub full of a slimegirl!

>> No.14043319

>>14043303
Women having unfounded body-image issues? Stop the presses!

>> No.14043322

>>14043313
I'd post a pic of myself flipping you off to your post time stamped, but frankly that's a lot of effort to prove you wrong. Come on faggot, who lies over the internet? Just believe me.

>> No.14043324

>>14043307
I have tiny girlish hands so we could compliment each other!

>> No.14043326

>>14043315
I want Ireland to leave.

>> No.14043327

>>14043292
I get the green but what does purple mean?

>> No.14043328

>>14043310
>>14043319
They're found unattractive because they're masculine.

>> No.14043334

>>14043328
But there are people in here who find muscles attractive

Checkmate

>> No.14043335

>>14043327
For your own sake, don't look up daily dose.
Or do, if you think you can handle it.

>> No.14043337

>>14043318
I think wurms and slimegirls would get along well. You'd have to make sure that the wurm doesn't start eating the slimegirl when she's not paying attention, though.
If their slime was sweet and/or fruity, the wurm might not be able to help herself.

>> No.14043338

I want to say "zakenna kora!" to a kunoichi!

>> No.14043341
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>>14043328
What >>14043334 said. Muscles are the fuckin' bees knees.

>> No.14043344

>>14043335
Nah, I know about Piccolo, but do you mean some nigger did a song about Piccolo rape meme?

>> No.14043354

>>14043328
Their hands and feet are disproportionately large by human standards. That's not masculine, that just weird.

>> No.14043355

>>14041775
Dragon + Wight.

That is all.

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>>14043334
>Can carry on by saying something negative about muscles
>Would make me look like I don't like fit tomboys
>Love fit tomboys

Well played.

>> No.14043358

>>14043344
It's more about weed, but some people realized pretty quick it matched up with the daily dose meme.
If I'm not mistaken, green and purple was a common filename for it.

>> No.14043361

>>14043334
>muscles
>masculine
Not strictly speaking.

>>14043358
>black people singing about anything other than weed

>> No.14043365

>>14043358
Is there purple weed or something?

>> No.14043371

>>14043365
Purple kush

>> No.14043373

>>14043365
I'm not even gonna pretend to understand it.
Maybe because he's using the instrumental from Black and Yellow and he just decided "Yeah, purple'll work."?

>> No.14043374

>>14043365
No, but I hear there's a drug called Purple Drank if that counts.

>> No.14043375

>>14043365
there's a strain of marijuana that has leaves with streaks of purple in them, thus the name purple kush.

>> No.14043378

>>14043334
You got a problem with that?

>> No.14043380

>>14043219

I love big meaty claws or paws, but she has giant human hands which I don't like because they look like they're swollen or something.

>> No.14043382

>>14043365
>>14043373
>>14043374
Yes, its not exactly purple, its mainly green but with purple strands in it.

>> No.14043383
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14043383

>>14043256
>Peeace!
Where have I seen this style before?

>> No.14043384

>>14043213
Huh. That's pretty cool. I wasn't so sure about this the other day, but actually seeing it, it's sweet.

>> No.14043388
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14043388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkshYTrJpuU
Daring Wock of mystery.
Champion of the night.
Swoops out of the shadows
Darkwing owns the night
Somewhere some Paladin schemes
But his number's up

3-2-1!

DARKWING WOCK
WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W.
DARKWING WOCK
Let's get DANGEROUS.
DARKWING WOCK

Cloud of smoke and she appears
Master of surprise
Who's that cunning mind behind
That shadowy disguise?
Nobody knows for sure
But cute boys are out of luck

CAUSE HERE COMES
DARKWING WOCK LOOK OUT!
WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W.
DARKWING WOCK
Let's get DANGEROUS.
DARKWING WOCK
BETTER WATCH OUT YOU CUTE BOYS
DARKWING WOCK

>> No.14043394
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14043394

>>14043374
Purple Drank is a mixture of prescription cough syrup and random soda and Jolly Ranchers to make it taste good. Wikipedia says its effects are "motor-skill impairment, lethargy, drowsiness, and a dissociative feeling from all other parts of the body".

>> No.14043395
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14043395

Speaking about weed

What MGs would be most likely to smoke weed everyday?

>> No.14043397

>>14043388
Wocks are dumb and cause countless amounts of property damage.

>> No.14043398

>>14043383
ah, forgot to mention, that's the one picture in all of the pastebins that wasn't done by me, I requested a drawfag to do it.

>> No.14043403

>>14043395
All Wonderland ones, they'd get high off LSD too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

>> No.14043409

>>14043383
>>14043398
>Imgur link
Does hyphen have an imgur album or something?

>> No.14043410

>>14043388
Oh come now, now they've got theme songs and children's television? These wocks are getting out of control, someone has to stop them!

>> No.14043414

>>14043394
And to think this entire time I thought they were just aping out over blackcurrant.

>> No.14043417

>>14043337
Slimes are one of the few mgs that would have no issues with Wurm's immense strength

>> No.14043421

>>14043388
I'd watch this

>> No.14043429

>>14043394
Thanks, anon!
I need to try this

>> No.14043431

>>14043410
You can do it anon, all you have to do is take them!

>> No.14043435

>>14043388
I still don't want it.

>> No.14043440

>>14043431
No, this has gone to far! No more taking the wocks! It has to end!

>> No.14043441

>>14043440
Take.

The.

Wock.

>> No.14043446

>>14043441
Fuck off todd howard

>> No.14043448
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>>14043417
I can imagine a wurm underestimating her own strength in some situation which leads to her falling on top of a slimegirl.
The wurm looks around at the jelly viscera in horror, before the slimegirl just reforms, laughing and asking she can do that again.

I think I just have this idea in my head that slimegirls would make good friends/companions with other monstergirls. They're versatile enough to be able to cover for the faults and weaknesses of most other girls.

>> No.14043449

>>14043446
Take it.

>> No.14043450

>>14043446
>Todd Howard will never try to sell you a wock.

>> No.14043453

>>14043441
Why do you want us to take it?

>> No.14043454

>>14043450
>Over 200 names

>> No.14043455

>>14043446
It just Wocks.

>> No.14043460

>>14043453
Because you must.

>> No.14043465

>>14043460
Why?

>> No.14043473

>>14043465
You. Must.

>> No.14043475

>>14043473
NO! THEY'RE DUMB AND UGLY AND SMELLY AND I HATE THEM!

>> No.14043483

>>14043475
Well now you're just asking to be raped by a gang of wocks.

>> No.14043486

>>14043483
NO! I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM! I'M GOING TO MAKE A WOCK CRY!

>> No.14043489

>>14043486
Anon you need to calm down and take a wock.

>> No.14043491

>>14043448
And that's why a slimegirl fits in any relationship with an MG. Hell, they even have sea slimes for people with underwater waifus.

>> No.14043492

>>14043450
See that Wock? You can take it

>> No.14043495
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14043495

>tfw no yandere Jabberwock onee-san that owns her own company

>> No.14043499

If a yeti hugged a yuki-onna would it cause a feedback loop trapping them both in the hug for all eternity?

>> No.14043504

>>14043499
The yuki-onna would melt, and the yeti would become frozen in place for all eternity, following a violent exchange of their latent magical powers into each others' bodies.

>> No.14043505

>>14043489
NO. YOU TAKE YOUR STUPID WOCK AND GO BACK TO STUPID LAND YOU DUMMY!

>> No.14043509
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14043509

Hello there, Wock Howard here. Have you bought a Wock today? You should, they come with plenty of features built in. See that Wock over there? You can take it. Trust me, they just work.

>> No.14043514

>>14043504

Yuki-onnas don't melt, the entire reason they want sex is because they like the feeling of body warmth.

>> No.14043515

>>14043036
Not bad. When you finish a line of dialog with "X said" you might want to add a description of the speakers action/the listeners reaction.
Similarly, might want to add some description to the start or end of a character's lines if there's a sudden shift in tone.
The smut is a different matter.

Anyway. They're pretty generous, promising him 33% of the net profit, provided this will be half as much of a smash hit as they hope. They're either really short to gullible bishies, or they have no intention of paying him.

>oil for “authentic” bishie sparkles
Alright, that was good.

>> No.14043519

>>14043514
Maybe she just can't handle the yeti's infinite reserves of body heat.

>> No.14043521

>>14043509
Wocks are shit.

Monster girl shills > Human shills.

>> No.14043522

I want a snow dragon with white scales, white hair, pale skin and blue eyes who has frost breath.

>> No.14043526

>>14043495
Does she let me sit in her office and play video games while she works? Does she order pizza so we can eat and stay in her office all night long?

>> No.14043527

>>14043509
How many names are there for the wocks?

>> No.14043532

>>14043526
That, and much more.

>> No.14043533

>>14043522
And a frigid cunt

>> No.14043535

>>14043527
Jabberwock or Jabberwocky for the normal Monster Girl. Jab and Wock for their tentacle mouths. Wock for... Those things.

>> No.14043540

>>14043535
Not a thousand records names? I'm not buying it!

>> No.14043543

>>14043535
>Jab and Wock
I kinda miss writing about them.

>> No.14043548 [SPOILER] 
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>>14043522
Look what I found!

>> No.14043555

Let's play a game.

Take either your waifu or a random monstergirl:
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Now add whatever elemental you get:
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Elemental_Type

What do you end up with?

>> No.14043558

>>14043555

>Fire Tentacle

Oh god the horror! Everything is burning!

>> No.14043563

>>14043555
>Flaming mermaid
Huh.

>> No.14043565

>>14043555
>Lich with Ignis
Skeleton armies that are ON FIRE

>> No.14043567

>>14043555
>Ice sea bishop
Well, someone's got to marry off the selkies.

>> No.14043570

>>14043555
>Kobold + Ignis

Hellhound lite: sub edition?

>> No.14043575

>>14043555
>Dark Valk and Ignis
Oh god. A dark skinned beauty, with wings and a sword made of flames?

>> No.14043578
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>>14043555
>Undine
>Yuki Onna

So...A Glacie?

>> No.14043579

>>14043555
>Flaming Amazon.

Oh no.

>> No.14043587

>>14043555
>Ice Kikimora

That's cold.

>> No.14043589

>>14043579
Death by fiery snu snu.

>> No.14043590

>>14043587
Ice cold.

>> No.14043593

>>14043555
>Harpy + Ignis

So a Phoenix, then? Hot.

>> No.14043599
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>>14043578
Well the topic of Elementals is up, I 'm just going to post all of these.

>> No.14043602
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>>14043599

>> No.14043607
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>>14043602

>> No.14043610

>>14042593
He says, "So long, K. Bowser!"

>> No.14043611

>>14043607
Even though I love water and aquatic monster girls, gnomes are best elementals.

>> No.14043614

>>14043555
>Anubis waifu
>Gnome enhancement

Most fitting element for her, I think. Anubis is the god of burial and the afterlife, and everything dies to return to the earth in the end.
Maybe she's a desert variant, and can assume some degree of control over sand. Have sex with her enough, and her body starts to soften like a dark gnome turning into mud.
Massages with her would definitely get more interesting, anyway. And then there's the slow sex.

>> No.14043615

>>14043555
>Black Dragon with Ignis
Acid AND Fire? This is going to get really kinky.

>> No.14043619

>>14043555
Went with my waifu, lets see.
>Fire Ushi-Oni
Perfect to cuddle up to on a cold winter's day. Her lust would probably be a lot more fiery though if that's even possible.

>> No.14043634

>>14042785
http://www.angelfire.com/mn3/pokegirls/windowgirl.html

>> No.14043639

>>14043614
>Anubis
>>14043615
>Dragon
heh

>> No.14043648

>>14043527
[spoler]]spongewock[/spoiler]

>> No.14043653

>>14043639
Hot!

>> No.14043662

>>14043639
Are you gonna eat those cherries now that you've picked them anon?

>> No.14043663

>>14042785
>"Honeeey~! I seem to have gotten stuck in the window."
>"I-I can't--get out! Help me, please~."
Watching her boobs bounce around as she struggles to free herself is enough of a reward for me.
I help her out.

>> No.14043668

>>14043662
>2 posts that follow one another
>cherrypicking
I think you don't what cherrypicking means

>> No.14043670
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14043670

Oh yeah.
Also, have a Sea Monk.

>> No.14043671 [SPOILER] 
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>>14043509
>Wock Howard
?

>> No.14043675

>>14043670
These are pretty cute, thanks anon.

>> No.14043678
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>>14043395
Trolls, of course. Onis prefer alcohol, wonderland monsters hallucinogenic drugs, Matangos and Mad Hatters do shrooms, and fairies get high on human semen.

>> No.14043680

>>14043678
>Trolls not drinking mead like any good Scandinavian worth their salt
Pleb.

>> No.14043682

>>14043678
I want to beat up a dank troll who worships Snoop Koboldd!

>> No.14043683

>>14043671
now ive got the mental image of a jabberwock dressed as rock howard.

and a goose harpy in hakama...
ill just stop now

>> No.14043686

>>14043678
>This picture every time
Curse my weakness for freckles

>> No.14043687

and another small update on my KC Q&A translations you guys sure had a long chain of shitstorms after the ones from yesterday


/answer/113138643541
>What would you do if this (the real) world would turn into a demon realm? Or, what would be the first thing you'd like to do?

I'd introduce those who want counselling to their favourite race/Make a marriage counselling office for women to turn them into their favourite race
---------------------


/answer/115027225429
>To which degree does the upper echelon and order in anti-monster territories, like the former Lescatie, know about the fact that monsters were [turned into monstergirls]? Also to what degree do the common people in these countries know about that?

I think all humans living in a countries were monsters exist and the adjoining regions know that monsters turned into monstergirls. However, in hat age, or rather that world, the flow of information is limited to gossip between people and state-approved newspapers since there's no internet or TV. So since there's not many information providers, other than those that had direct contact with monsters, there are many people that don't know much about their ecology. And of course pedlars travelling the world and the intellectual class anywhere know about it, but there are many commoners spending their whole life in the village they were born in without ever even meeting a monster
---------------------

>> No.14043689

>>14043678
I'd giver a milkshake with that, if you know what I mean. Vanilla milkshake with chocolate bits on top, that'll be $5.99 ma'am. Anything else?

>> No.14043692

>>14043687

/answer/114313589077
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

They're not hiding that in particular, so a commoner would have the possibility. However, you don't really want to watch a married couple of strangers go trough childbirth, be it the Demon Lord or somebody else... w
---------------------


/answer/114411110485
>I get the feeling that are many Lesser Succubi with large breasts, so is it that mostly girls with large breasts are targeted? Or is it simply that their breasts get bigger after becoming a Lesser, resulting in many girls with big breasts?

It's just a coincidence. There's also Lesser Succubi that have small breasts or are flatchested. However, there's many girls who have their breasts grow bigger, since turning into a Succubus emphases their feminine charms. Also, it's probably simply a question of their design and my own tastes that there are seemingly many that have breasts with a bigger size
---------------------

2 or 3 more answers and I'll update the paste for it after writing an update to my alp greentext one

>> No.14043696

>>14043687
>KC's matchmaking service
based KC

thanks for the translations man

>> No.14043697
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14043697

Have you praised Eros today, friends?

>> No.14043698

>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
This fucking guy

>> No.14043701

>>14043692
who the fuck asked that first question, shit
>kc is a breast man
yeah no shit
not that that's a bad thing

>> No.14043703

>>14043697
No. Fuck Eros and HAIL SATAN!

>> No.14043704

>>14043687
>I'd introduce those who want counseling to their favorite race/Make a marriage counseling office for women to turn them into their favorite race

I always thought this was a nice idea. It's better then corrupting random women on the street

>> No.14043705

>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
what the fuck

>> No.14043706

>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
The japanese are really ahead of us in fetish technology

>> No.14043707

>>14043697
Too busy doing carpentry work.

Then again, perhaps that's why my love life is in the toilet...

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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>> No.14043709
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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>> No.14043710
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>>14043697
His girls are bland and not very monstrous even if they are hot, so no I'll take something more exotic and sexy.

I worship Apophis.

>> No.14043714

>>14043701
>>14043705
>>14043706
>>14043708
>>14043709
KC's ask is a fucking goldmine

>> No.14043716

>>14043697
No, I'm christia. and I don't want to disappoint Priest-kun.

>> No.14043717

>>14043701
there's actually 2 or so questions regarding his tastes, and he always answers with "I like both loli and girls with big breasts, and both maledom and femdom"

>> No.14043718
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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>> No.14043719

I want to lovingly suckle a Familiar's delicious lolicock!

>> No.14043720

>>14043692
I'd say commoners fuck no, Nobles of course. Lots of countries had that tradition. The nobility would watch the queen shoot out a baby or congratulate the couple on their first time having sex.

>> No.14043721

>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
What the actual fuck, Japan?

>> No.14043722
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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
[Confused human noises]

>> No.14043723
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>>14043692
>>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>> No.14043724

>>14043555
>Ice Ren Xiongmao
In other words, an ice-based Chinese pandagirl?

Yeah, I can dig it.

>> No.14043726

>>14043714
I actually asked a question over there about something that's been bugging me for a very long time.
Still haven't gotten an answer for it, though.

>> No.14043727

>>14043683
No no this is good
What would Terry be

>> No.14043728

>>14043687
>I'd introduce those who want counselling to their favourite race/Make a marriage counselling office for women to turn them into their favourite race
So KC would become Ilassa?

>> No.14043730
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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>Someone asked this to KC
>KC answered this with an honest response

>> No.14043736
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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
Why would anyone think this is a reasonable question to ask?

>> No.14043740

>>14043705
>>14043706
>>14043708
>>14043709
>>14043718
>>14043721
>>14043722
>>14043723
>>14043730
>>14043731
Even more disturbing...you ready for this?
What if the asker was picturing the Demon Lord from MGQ while asking this?

>> No.14043744
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>>14042283
I wouldn't mind seeing a Tauric Manticore or one with this Sphinx's body type. More monstrous girls get my engine revved for some reason.

>>14042284
It'd be something similar in nature to the anti-coagulant saliva of a Vampire Bat, except instead of it affecting the blood flow and letting her lick and scrape it causes you to maintain an erection. It'd also have to be some sort of neurotoxin that enhances the already sensitive tactile sensations of the human penis.

I mean, even in circumsized males the glans (i.e. the mushroom head or helmet, whichever you prefer) is still fairly sensitive to the folds of the vaginal canal but unless you still have the foreskin and the extremely sensitive double-fold of skin that gets stimulated and assists during bumping uglies for more pleasure.

So in my opinion, getting injected with Manticore venom for a human male, cut or uncut would possibly feel like your body is turned into one giant erogenous zone and the effect is heightened especially in uncut men. All the better for milking you to ahegao with.

>> No.14043747

>>14043736
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
T-thanks Japan...

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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>> No.14043750
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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>> No.14043752

>>14043736
its like that time that guy asked the creator of ranma whether or not female ranma could get pregnant

>> No.14043757

>>14043752
That's actually a legitimate question though due to Ranma's liminal nature as a character.

>> No.14043758

>>14043752
At least that one makes more sense since you're asking about the biology of her. Not to mention who wouldn't be curious about that.

Who the fuck wants to watch someone give birth? Who wants to watch someone they aren't married to and have no relation to give birth?

>> No.14043760

>>14043727
well his nickname is the legendary wolf so a werewolf should do.

>> No.14043762

>>14043758
French nobles.

>> No.14043765

>>14043758
Japs, apparently.

>> No.14043771

>>14043758
>You will never feel your eyes rupture and burst into twin gouts of fire like in DYE~Fantasy~'s ending at witnessing what is essentially a softball being forced through a coinpurse
>Mamano mana making it pleasurable for her because KC is a faggot

>> No.14043772

Just when you think you have a weird fetish, the Japanese will always outdo you

What if Japanese MGE fans translated our threads? I know they translate /a/ threads on 2ch and laugh at their bad taste

>> No.14043782

>>14043760
>Wolf Terry doing a buster wolf
mighty need.png

>> No.14043783

>>14043772
>I know they translate /a/ threads on 2ch and laugh at their bad taste
Doesn't /a/ do the inverse of that; translate 2ch threads and laugh at them?

>> No.14043784

>>14043772
They are the /d/ of the world.

>> No.14043790
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Saved for posterity

>> No.14043793

>>14043772
It would probably top KC's tiny little heart for tress.

>> No.14043796
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>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>> No.14043799

>>14043790
we must keep this known for the rest of time

>> No.14043802

>>14043692
What the fuck.

>> No.14043804

So... are there male angels? What about houri and cupids?

Is lycanthropy and vampirism conditions that monsters can transmit to their husbands, or other human males?

We know that Matango can infect males and turn them into 'mushroom people'and that there is probably masculine undead of all types, but what about other species?

Not trying to start a shitstorm, really.

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Where are we going on a field trip today, Mr. Anon?

>> No.14043810

>>14043806
We're going to observe the Demon Lord giving birth.

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14043815

>that Q&A

>> No.14043817

>>14043782
that's right up there with the ryu dressed as ryu fighting the jinko dressed as sagat
no that pic doesn't exist

>> No.14043819

>>14043806
To the beach. Now grab your swimsuit.

>> No.14043823

>>14043806
To Big-Dick Ronnie's Museum of Ploughs and other Farm Equipment.

>> No.14043827

>>14043804
No. No.
No.
Wrong on both counts.

Fuck you and fuck off.

>> No.14043830

>>14043697
EROS BEST GOD
HEART PUPILS FOR ALL

>> No.14043831

>>14043804
There's a difference between not trying to and trying not to anon.

>> No.14043832

>>14043804
It'd make sense but people will go rabid at you for mentioning there being any possibility of such a completely practical thing.

>> No.14043833

>>14043692
>>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
Oh, god. It made ma remember something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8&ab_channel=ElCid

>> No.14043839

>>14043692
Am I like the only person here who would watch that? Mostly out of scientific curiosity, but still.

>> No.14043842

>>14043832
>It'd make sense
Not in the context of the MGE setting.

>> No.14043847

>>14043839
You know when people say "am i the only one" and someone responds with "no there are 7 billion people in the world you cannot possibly be the only one"?

Well this is one of those rare cases where you would be the only one.

>> No.14043851

>>14043847
>Well this is one of those rare cases where you would be the only one.
This is obviously untrue.

>> No.14043858

>>14043847
You are foiled sir! for i too shall observe the birth of a lillim with great curiosity!

>> No.14043860

>>14043842
>All monsters turn into cute fuckable versions of their old selves
>Males hunt for females
>Females hunt for males

But instead now you've got this setting where no men are being born, the monstergirls are starving themselves out and the world is literally fucked.

>> No.14043861

>>14043847
Well to be fair I did add the qualifier "here" and there are obviously not 7 billion people in this thread.

>> No.14043863

>>14043839
If given the chance I probably would take a peek at it. It is the Demon Lord afterall it wouldn't be everyday you'd have access to something like this in your life and the only bad thing from it would probably be seeing childbirth in person.

>> No.14043870

>>14043860
kinda disturbing when you remember the word is going to fuck itself to death

>> No.14043871

>>14043555
>Ignis Jabberwock
Could be worse.

>> No.14043874

>>14043860
So you have no idea what you're prattling on about, gotcha.

>> No.14043877

>>14043860
Just make everyone undead, problem solved.

>> No.14043880

Christ why would anyone willingly watch childbirth if they weren't a doctor/nurse? Watching that shit in biology class was bad enough.

>> No.14043884

>>14043842
Not necessarily true.

Remember that before the current Demon Lord came to power monsters behaved like they normally do in their regular stories, and it would make sense for there to be male counterparts of monsters like werewolf and vampires when succubi had nothing to do with Monster leadership.

But now that the current Demon Lord is enforcing her new rules upon DE, does that mean that all currently male monsters who used to be humans turned into girls despite not wanting to be girls like alps do? That doesn't really seem like something the Demon Lord would do to me.

>> No.14043885

>>14043874
Why in the context of MGE would it not make sense?

>> No.14043886

>>14043880
Everything is somebody's fetish. Exhibit a: tile guy.

>> No.14043895

>>14043880
Curiosity is a poison to the mind. If I got a chance to see it, I would always opt for it, disturbing or not. It also helps that not much actually fazes me.

>> No.14043902

>>14043880
Quite.
This isn't the worst question I've ever seen someone ask KC, but it's pretty fucking stupid.

> does that mean that all currently male monsters who used to be humans turned into girls
Monsterization wasn't a thing before the current DL. You couldn't become a matango mushroom man because... well, because matangos just killed you. So there weren't any was-born-a-human-male-but-is-now-a-monster beings around to get alped when the succubus DL turned monsters into monstergirls.

>> No.14043904

>>14043880
because im on the internet, and it broke me years ago with lesbian cars getting pregnant and various other things.

for me at this point, demonic childbirth is a fucking step up. I may not have seen all the shit, but ive seen some shit

>> No.14043908

>>14042194
I really want more MG survival stuff.
Humans getting terrified when they realize there's no escape and those looks of horror turning into slack pleasured faces

>> No.14043910

>>14043880
Well it'd be the birth of a lilim, so I imagine it'd be kinda like watching that scene from The Lion King where Simba gets held up, but they're more shamless so you get to watch the whole birth instead of just presenting the baby.

>> No.14043911

>>14043904
>lesbian cars getting pregnant
Is this like the cars getting fucked by dragons through their exhaust pipes fetish thing?

>> No.14043914

>>14043884
humans didn't monsterise during the old system, since monsters would just eat them. And those lucky ones that did have a monster fall in love with them stayed human. (there's a yet to be properly translated question regarding this on his Q&A)

There were incubi during the old system though, but as their own race of male inma/demons. They were all turned into succubi

>> No.14043916

>>14043804
No to all of them

>> No.14043929

>>14043911
so you saw that too huh?
its only the same in a "why is this a thing?" sort of way.

>> No.14043932

>>14043914
>(there's a yet to be properly translated question regarding this on his Q&A)
Well someone should definitely ask that.

>There were incubi during the old system though, but as their own race of male inma/demons. They were all turned into succubi
Where does it say this happened?

>> No.14043934

>>14043804
>So... are there male angels?
The chief god creates them, there's no need for males.

>Is lycanthropy and vampirism conditions that monsters can transmit to their husbands, or other human males?
Only affect to females

>and that there is probably masculine undead of all types
masculine undeads who are incubi and look exactly like humans

There you fucking go.

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>>14043914
Succubi must be dum as hell

>I love sex
>Lets get rid of 90% of the exotic monster dicks readily available to us so we can chase after humans, most of whom want to kill us on sight, but now with a huge increase in competition from other monster girls.

Por que?

>> No.14043941

>>14043914
>all old incubi were turned into succubi

Demon Lord is stupid as hell. What a waste of dicks.

>> No.14043952

>>14043935
>>14043941
She wants to unify humans and monsters. If you give them incubi that are not humans they won't give a fuck about these humans.

>> No.14043957

>>14043935
Well because succubi were created by the Chief God explicitly to hunt for human males. There's no point for them to hunt on monster dick when their purpose is to prey on humans.

>> No.14043962

>>14043941
>Previous Incubi turn into Succubi
>Humans can become Incubi
>Tfw some gutter trash race can become Incubi while you get turned into a Succubi

>> No.14043968

>>14043935
The Demon Lord wanted to have monsters become peaceful with mandkind, so she turned all the monsters into attractive women. She wanted man and monster to make love not war and having insane amounts of sex was a side effect.

>> No.14043969

Who is best writer of the Manticores?

>> No.14043973

>Thinking this hard about the logic behind a porn setting

>> No.14043974

>>14043962
>know everything there is to know about pleasing a woman
>get turned into a succubi
>compelled to have sex with some pleb human whose sexual knowledge is limited to the missionary position

Original Incubi had a tough life.

>> No.14043976

>>14043819
Isn't she already in a swimsuit 24/7?

>> No.14043977

>>14043934
I'm not even sure if the incubi that are the husbands of undead or created through the Grey Lamentation shrooms are undead themselves.

>> No.14043978

>>14043969
Forgive me BobAnon

>> No.14043980

>>14043952
But then what interest would women have in becoming monsters? Some of the monsterfication processes are fucking terrifying. Women love that beauty in the beast shit way more. If a sexy incubus flew in through the window and promised Romance and passionate loving sex plenty of women would agree.

>> No.14043984

>>14043974
>Have to teach this gutter trash the ropes
>Via sex
>All the sex turns them into an Incubi
>You just turned some scrub off the street into an Incubi but you still can't turn yourself back
Original Incubi had it hard

>> No.14043985

>>14043973
>building a whole world for a porn setting where logic can be applied in the first place

>> No.14043986

>>14043974
MAMAMO MANA takes care of all of that stuff.

>> No.14043990

>>14043976
She's in a furry thong and a bikini. I was thinking more of a one-piece sort of deal.

>> No.14043992

>>14043934
>The chief god creates them, there's no need for males.
There's no point on them being female either but they still have tits and a vagina.

>>14043934
>Only affect to females
I can understand now that Mamono mana works this way, but there must have been male werewolves and vampires before.
They could have really all been turned to to female if Minotaur where an all-male-race, through.
KC hasn't said anything on the subject that I know of.

>masculine undeads who are incubi and look exactly like humans
Well that's just fucking boring. Do you want to be as boring as you seem to be?

>> No.14043993

>>14043990
Like a school swimsuit?
This is important

>> No.14043996

It occurs to me that she probably turned all incubi into succubi for the same reason she couldnt make it so that monsters could give birth to incubi, she just isnt strong enough to do that.

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>>14043978

>> No.14043998

>>14043962
>>14043974
>be incubus
>fuck human girls silly left and right
>hear about new Demon Lord being a succubus
>sweet, guess that means you'll get to rank up in the demonic hierarchy 'n shit
>wake up next day as a succubus lusting for puny human dick instead
They newer asked for this

>> No.14043999

>>14043993
Yes. Some black or navy-blue affair, I'm thinking.
Though a white one might go well with a more tan yeti, and look cuter with her fur.

>> No.14044002

>>14043692
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
I wonder what kind of noises she's make while pushing out another Lilim through her cervix.

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>>14044002

>> No.14044004

I think people are forgetting to ask the most important question.
Do we get to keep the baby afterwords? You know, like a souvenir?

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>>14042310
All of them. They must be purged from the emperors pure earth.

>> No.14044006

>>14043996
That sentence made little to no sense.

>> No.14044007

>>14043999
You sir are a man with refined taste

>> No.14044009

>>14043998
>There is a secret order of Incubi turned Succubi trying to get their glorious demon dicks back
>Horrible degrading experiments performed on Alps at all stages to find a way to take that process and reverse it

Fund it.

>> No.14044010

So are tauric MGs haram?

>> No.14044011

>>14043998
You know, when you think about it, I'm surprised there wasn't a revolt

>> No.14044012

>>14044002
Probably orgasmic ones, if the world guides' are any indication.

>> No.14044013

>>14044006
Monsters only give birth to other monsters because the demon lord doesnt have enough power to change the rules so they can give birth to incubi. Which means she was weak enough that all the male monsters converted into females even if she didnt want them to simply because she wasnt powerful enough to change the rules.

>> No.14044015

>>14044010
Yes.

>> No.14044018

>>14044011
>I'm surprised there wasn't a revolt
There might have been, but the whole point is in order to be the demon lord you have to be the stronkest fucker around

>> No.14044020

>>14042815
>Titania
How lucky of me.
>Tomboy
Sweet.
>Pear shaped
My favorite!
>Young
But isn't she like that already?

I'm gonna wreck it.

>> No.14044024

>>14044013
Not sure if conjecture to push monster boys. Also irrelevant, whether it was intentional or not, the result is the same.

>> No.14044025

>>14044005
This.

>> No.14044029

>>14044024
>Not sure if conjecture to push monster boys.
Conjecture was the oppostie direction, i was proposing a hypothosis for why there were old male monsters that suddenly turned female.

>> No.14044031

>>14044010
Depends on the time of the day. Also how many panties are twisted into a knot.

>> No.14044032
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We need more green involving the Demon Lord and her husband.

>> No.14044033

>>14044007
I'm also a fond supporter of yetis wearing nothing except shimpan, and their blue scarf, draped just so to cover their breasts.

>> No.14044034

>>14044010
No. They're halal.

>> No.14044035

Do you think demon cities have public decency laws or is walking around naked okay?

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>>14044032
>heartwarmingly lewd story about the Hero and the soon to be Demon Lord falling in love with each other over the course of their adventure never

>> No.14044038 [DELETED] 

>>14044029
The presentation sounded anything bit a hypothesis.

>> No.14044039

>>14044033
>Yeti's
>In shimpan
Let me buy you a drink

>> No.14044040

>>14044032
Don't really care about her and that traitorous faggot.

>> No.14044041

>>14044035
More like public indecency laws.

>> No.14044042

>>14044037
Good.

>> No.14044045

>>14043992
>There's no point on them being female either but they still have tits and a vagina
Because they god that created them is also female. Do you even greek gods.

>KC hasn't said anything on the subject that I know of
He did it. Momo posted it here time ago. All the males turned into females, Minotaurs, vampires and werewolves included.

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>>14044035
>>14044041

>> No.14044047

>>14044018

Except KC said the new DL didn't get the job because she was the strongest or fought for it. She was voted into office if you can believe that shit. Monsters willingly gave up being monsters for her.

That's the third race plan though. Old school monsters are gone, everybody being all succubutt hybridized, and they're working on wiping out humans. Then only the monstergirls and the incubi will be left as the two halves of a new unified people.

>> No.14044049

I could never write about the Demon Lord because she seems way too much like KC's OC.

>> No.14044050

>>14043910

> Not!Rafiki Kakuen holds up Derulla
> Everyone in a five mile radius gets tentacle raped

>> No.14044051

>>14044045
Zeus favorite creation, made up of all the good ideas in his head, was Athena. Also for some reason I thought the Chief God was a dude.

>> No.14044055

>>14044045
>He did it. Momo posted it here time ago. All the males turned into females, Minotaurs, vampires and werewolves included.
Oni, Ogres and Tengu were likely included too since all were traditionally male. Same goes for the smug monkey.

>> No.14044057

>>14044049
I just use it as a title in my writefagging. All the pantheon stuff is only tangentially related to KC, kind of like Forgotten Realms vs. Greyhawk. Same system, different universes.

>> No.14044059

>>14044049
Aren't all of the MGE girls his OCs, more or less?

>> No.14044060

>>14044055
Sun Wu Kong deserved better. Or maybe some Saints and Gods were able to skip out of the transformation. Getting thrown into the world of waiting harems and being one of the folks to lose your dick would be something I'd devote all my Godly power to avoiding.

>> No.14044061

>>14044049
They all are KC's OCs.

>> No.14044063

>>14044049
Maybe because she is, along with everything in the MGE.

>> No.14044064

>>14044045
>Because they god that created them is also female.
That doesn't even make sense.
>Do you even greek gods.
ARE U LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT M8.
Aphrodite was born from sea foam and Uranus castrated testicles. Don't you dare fucking say I don't know my classical mythology you nerd.

>> No.14044067

>>14044049
Everything in MGE KC's fucking OC here, idiot.

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>>14044039
Later. Right now I'm designing a line of lingerie for yetis.
How do you feel about nightgowns and babydolls, that are cut to look like snowflakes chained together, barely concealing their wearer's private parts?

>> No.14044070

>>14044059
His lexicon is junk. What he means is that the Demon Lord is a specific character, rather than a race or general point of inspiration. That means writing stories with her specifically is more akin to actual fanfiction instead of like an adventure module.

>> No.14044072

>>14044068
>nightgowns and babydolls that are cut to look like snowflakes chained together
Seems like something a Glacie or Yuuki-Onna would wear.

>> No.14044074

>>14044064
Knowing a major God's origin story doesn't exactly make you a mythology buff, guy.

>> No.14044077

>>14044074
I know. That's basic cultural literacy, like knowing the most famous lines from Shakespeare doesn't mean much. It's just something everyone should know.

>> No.14044079

>>14044074
And saying that because a god is a certain gender that all of their creations will be of the same gender is bullshit.

>> No.14044080

>>14044079
Yeah I don't know what he was talking about either, I'm just saying.

>> No.14044084

>>14044074
>"Do you even greek gods"
>He shows that he actually greek gods
>"Don't think knowing greek gods makes you knowledgeable int greek gods"
?

>> No.14044086

>>14044049

No his insert is the Baphomet.

>> No.14044090

>>14044079
His assertion that they'd be the same gender as their creator is just as unfounded as the assertion to the contrary.

However, since the subject is the Monster GIRL Encyclopedia I lean towards there being only female versions.

>> No.14044093

>>14044086
No, that'd be his waifu.

>> No.14044095

>>14043969
RSanon

>> No.14044100

>>14043969
they guy who made a series of greentexts about a manticore and a ultra-sub dude

>> No.14044102

>>14044040
Shut up paladin

>> No.14044108

>>14044102
well he does have a point. World is going to be destroyed sooner or later once everyone is distracted with sex.

>> No.14044109

>>14044102
That's about as effective as shooing away Alps.

>> No.14044110

>>14044102
>hate traitors == paladin
Que?

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>>14043409
Should I? My art is kind of spread all over the place right now

>> No.14044116

>>14044109
I want to form a mighty alp cuddle pile!

>> No.14044117

>>14044113
Whatever works for you mate.

>> No.14044119

>>14043908
>MGC reality tv
>contestants know what they're getting into
>If mg's win they get husbands
>if human boys win theres a cash prize
fund it

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>MFW the show Rick and Morty with telepathic spiders
>MFW Atlach-Nacha and her daughters would be telepathic Arachne who lure humans into their Ara Ara Rape caves with mind rape
>MFW I have Harblador syndrome

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>>14044116
Why would you do that when you could form a mofu pile instead?

>> No.14044129

>>14044124
Alps are more awkward and have some sort of charm to them. Fluffy just doesn't do it for me.

>> No.14044135

>>14044124
Last time I did that I woke up sore, covered in fluids and all the tofu in my fridge was gone

>> No.14044138

>>14044121
Embrace it. It's a good pain.

>> No.14044139

From now on LEGO shall not be associated with Anubi.

From now on, Lego shall be associated with Elves.

>> No.14044142

>>14044116
Somewhere in that pile might be an Alp who isn't quite all Alp yet. There could be a penis, there might not be. But until you hop in the pile you can't be sure. Hypothetically there is both a dick and not a dick at all, or it could all be dicks, the whole pile. It's a Schrodinger's Dick. A Half Dick. A paradox in a pair of shorts.

>> No.14044143

>>14044139
That's fine, from now on, Dragons are associated with Anubi.

>> No.14044147

>>14044124
>>14044116
I'm pretty sure with what KC has said in his Q&A that it could be possible for there to be fluffy alps, as well as any other kind of MG species.

>> No.14044148

>>14044121
I would give my left nut to see a Rick and Morty/MGE crossover.

>> No.14044149

>>14044143
>get two waifus for the price of one
Fine by me.

>> No.14044150

>>14044139
They're too common to be associated with that forever. If he had used a Jabberwock, that character would of been fucked though.

>> No.14044152

>>14044121
>Walking down the street when the telepathic spidergirls start to beam thoughts into your mind
>"You want to offer your body and soul to the spiders ." You want to fertilize their broods" "You want to know love and pleasure more then any human can everr give you"

>> No.14044153

>>14044121
Liquid Harblador?

>> No.14044157

>>14044139
I want to animate a minifig into a Living Doll and build tiny LEGO cities for her!

>> No.14044158

>>14044149
>He actually thinks it works like that
Well you'd be right about them being two waifus, but you're not going to be seeing much action.

Actually I take that back, seeing action would be the only thing you could do.

>> No.14044160

>>14044135
You just didn't do it right. Better try again and practice.

>> No.14044162

>>14044148
"I have a bad feeling about this Rick..."

"It doesn't matter, Morty! You just gotta *urp* trust me on this Morty! Are you listening!? Tailpussy Morty! It's like a puffy vagina attached to a Manticore's tail! What, you thought we'd just walk into Monster Girl City and pick out a random Cyclops, Morty!? No man, we're going reeealll *urp* fucked up! It'll be great, Morty! You just gotta... *urp* you just gotta trust me!"

>> No.14044163

>>14044147

Except his answer on Twitter about hyrbids was they weren't possible. i.e. You can't have a random alp go fluffy. Besides that particular TL you're misremembering isn't 100% accurate

>> No.14044164

>>14044152
>hfw she recieves your thoughts
>"Shill harder, faggot"
>hfw you turn out to be a /pol/ack

>> No.14044166

>>14044158
Cuckposter pls go. Anyways, I thought your cancerous ass was given the hammer.

>> No.14044171

>>14044158
>he thinks MGs can live without the D
See, I don't get why people get mad at this bait.

>> No.14044172

>>14044162
Now I'm picturing a Lich version of Rick.

>> No.14044175

>>14044108
Maybe I'm too much of a sufferingfag, but the central conflict of "the power of love will cause the apocalypse" is one of the most interesting parts.
>if the DL wins, humans slowly go extinct, in the end there's no more men so even the monsters will waste away
>if the Order wins, cute monsters are genocided, and there's still a possibility of the original happening coming true with humanity getting overpopulated and dying out anyway

>> No.14044177

>>14044162
Yes, this is all I want.

>> No.14044178

I have the idea of a lilim that stays in her self made castle and just builds golems all day, alone, with nobody but golems around to do anything for her.
But that's silly and nobody would want to hug a mopey lilim that just wants to keep to herself.

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>>14044158

>> No.14044181

>>14044163
I never said hybrids. I'm pretty sure he has said there are magics or Demon Realm Fruits that can turn human males into monster girls temporarily and that they may stay in that form if they so prefer.
Not exactly an alp, but practically the same.

>> No.14044188

>>14044150
But LEGO actually makes a line called "LEGO Elves" now, it's perfect!

>> No.14044189

>>14044172
"Rick! You can't just use your necromantic powers to raise girls from the dead to have sex with them! I-It's wrong! That's practically rape!"

"Well La dee dah, somebodies getting laid in college."

>> No.14044191

>>14044175
>if the DL wins, humans slowly go extinct, in the end there's no more men so even the monsters will waste away
Except that doesn't happen, eventually monster girls give birth to incubus who are indistinguishable from humans for most the part. I can't believe there's still people here who don't know the basics.

>> No.14044199

>KC watches Yugioh
I don't even know man.

>> No.14044201

>>14044153
Nah i'm just a faggot suffering from inter-cranial pressure building up slowly. Harblador can have his abominations, i'm going full Lovecraftian girls and powering Rhode Island for a year.

>> No.14044203

>>14044175
If Order wins the Demon Lord dies by the hands of some chick whose love interest got kidnapped, everything goes back to normal, and humanity goes back to a cycle of suffering/prosperity over and over. Anyone without a sex addled head can see this. The Chief God did not set this game up in way they could lose.

>> No.14044208

>>14044175
If DL wins monsters can give birth to incubi which are basically humans with longer lifespan.

>> No.14044209

>>14044191
Except the Demon Lord doesn't know how to do that, and might never figure it out.

>> No.14044214
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14044214

Underbood, overboob, or cleavage window?

>> No.14044215

>>14044199
Hey Yugioh has some pretty great monster girls, it was one of many parts of my awakening to them.

>> No.14044216

>>14044199
I mean, look, 5Ds had some good girls in it.
>Carly Nagisa
>Aki Izayoi
>Misty Lola
>Sherry
>Mikage Sagiri
And that's all just from ONE series in the whole franchise.

Do you think this will mean more Desert Region girls.

>> No.14044221

>>14044191
Except there's no guarantee of that actually working, the DL still can't make it happen.

>>14044203
The Chief God already got his shit slapped and the DL hijacked his game. The train is officially off the rails.

>> No.14044222

>>14044214
I reject your options and pick side boob.

>> No.14044223

>>14044214
Thigh gap

>> No.14044224

>>14044214
All of the above

>> No.14044225

>>14044214
Underboob with b-cup or lower.

>> No.14044227

>>14044214
She always has this expression on here face, I wonder what this kid's thinking.

>> No.14044228

>>14044209
Except she actually knows how to do it; she just isn't strong enough to override the rules on DE that the Chief God imposed.
She only needs to keep fucking her husband to get stronger and eventually be able to override it.

Besides, Incubi also become stronger, more powerful and longer lived thanks to DE, so there's that.

>> No.14044230

>>14044221
Yeah and now everything fucked and the world is going to end. All she did was change the monsters game to something weird that fucked up the cycle because the hero had to get his dick wet.

>> No.14044239

>>14044209
>>14044221
Not him but KC already said the DL is gonna win and it's going to happen.

Are you guys new or just don't care about it.

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>>14044227
She's probably kuu to an extent.

>> No.14044246
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>>14044215
That it does. Its cute witches are especially nice, among others.

>>14044216
He said he's watching the current season though. Which does have some cute girls too, from what I've seen.
>Spoiler
God I hope so.

>> No.14044252

>>14044228
>>14044239
What happens when she gets overthrown?

>> No.14044256

>>14044252
Dissidia-esque bullshit.

>> No.14044258

>>14044252
Who?

>> No.14044259

>>14044258
The Demon Lord

>> No.14044265

>>14044252
One of the lilims steps up. She's got almost a hundred kids worth of backup. She's pretty much too entrenched at this point.

>> No.14044266

>>14044252
She doesn't, the author wouldn't right that. Word of god is that Incubi and monsters have sex and live happily ever after while the remaining handful of devout order towns form their own "no fun allowed" camps and suffer till the end.

>> No.14044267

>>14044259
Who?

>> No.14044270

>>14044259
Probably not much. Many monster girls will revert to their normal state and eat their husbands if a new Demon Lord takes over and changes how DE works to the way before, but most monster girls won't change because of all other Lilims and the Fallen God maintaining the succubized DE in their Demon Realms and pocket dimensions.

>> No.14044272

>>14044267
The Lemon Dord

>> No.14044273

>>14044267
The babe with the power

>> No.14044279
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14044279

Busty Magicians anyone?

>> No.14044280

>>14044272
>>14044273
The who?

>> No.14044284

>>14044273
WHAT POWER

>> No.14044285

>>14044284
The power of voodoo.

>> No.14044286
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14044286

>>14044279
I want them! But I also like the other ones.

>> No.14044288

>>14044286
Sucy is my waifu.

>> No.14044293

You will be given your waifu, but on the condition you watch this vido to its entirety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDOmma4t76s

Would you do it?

>> No.14044294

>>14044279
On a scale of 1-10

1,000,000

>> No.14044299

>>14044293
Doesn't say anything about not having breaks too late now faggot so yes

>> No.14044304

>>14044286
One in the middle can be kind of a bitch.

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>>14044279
The tall one for sure. Then I want her to use the trust and respect she gets from the other two to help me seduce and molest them

>> No.14044308

>>14043860
>the world is literally fucked.
the Monster Lord created a sort of small contained big bang for the monsters, turning them all into hot women. she wasn't powerful enough to make it perfect, and these women ended up being nearly infertile (can't get pregnant as easily as human women), and only able to conceive daughters.

she realizes this.

she is gathering power in her super fortress to create a second big bang, emphasis on the big and the bang.

>> No.14044309

>>14044285
Who do?

>> No.14044312

>>14044304
She means well, she's just too excitable.

>> No.14044313

>>14044279
The short girl on the left.

Major Lich Vibes.
I like dem Lich vibes. They're real good vibes.

>> No.14044318

>>14044279
Those are some really wide girls. Their curves are inciting my "greed" considerably.

>> No.14044323

>>14044293

Of course. Such a small thing to be with my waifu is nothing.

>> No.14044325

What are all of your headcannons on the happy endings?

A) Some kind of attraction to ideal mate
B) Brainwashing
C) ?

>> No.14044327

>>14043860
You can literally solve the setting through sex. Each time a person has sex with an MG the demon lord gets more powerful, eventually powerful enough to make it so that MG's can give birth to incubi.
Even assuming a worst case scenario comes around and every single human women is turned into a monster, the amount of fucking that goes on would snap things back into place in like a day.
The alternative is monsters kill humans and humans kill monsters for eternity.

>> No.14044332

>>14044325
A.

>> No.14044333

>>14044309
You do

>> No.14044337

>>14044325
Happy ending to what?

>> No.14044339

>>14044325
Once the world is mostly monsters and humans, or the order leaves in general, monsters will realize they will certainly find a human mate sooner or later and so dont need to rape.

>> No.14044342

>>14044337
Whoops, should've clarified. Stories, the encyclopedia, whatever. That the MG's and human male always seem to wind up happy/in love.

>> No.14044370

>>14044325
The demon lord and her traitor husband get killed and her shitty plan is stopped then everything continues as normal without the human extinction thing.

>> No.14044378

>>14044325

A. Of course.

>> No.14044384

>>14044370

Except the demon-lord getting killing only increases the chance of mutually assured extinction.

>> No.14044387

>>14044308

Actually the reason the plan got fucked up was because of the chief gods intervention.

The fastest way to fix everything would be to corrupt the chief god.

>> No.14044388

>>14044384
How so? monstergirls becoming monsters again? Most would be dead by the time someone managed to kill the DL and her man.

>> No.14044389

>>14044384
Right up until the Order hit the true gun-powder age and goes Imperium of Man all over them

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>>14044279
Needs more Pargon.

>> No.14044404

>>14044387
>The fastest way to fix everything would be to corrupt the chief god.
That dosent fix anything that literally dooms humanity as we know it.

>> No.14044405

>>14044389
Can't happen, Chief God won't allow it

>inb4 we kill the Chief God too muh humans strong!

>> No.14044408

>>14044388

No, even the death of the demon lord wouldn't be enough to turn monsters back into monsters.

On the other hand it would make it considerably more difficult to advance monsters to the point where monsters can give birth to males.

Monsters turning back into man eating abominations is such a horrible scenario that I don't know why anyone would want that.

>> No.14044412

>>14044342
Become Great Hero, meet and Echidna, get hitched, make babies, become the progenitor of so many new species of monster girl and let everyone know it. The sheer amount of people revering me as their known ancestor and praying to us makes me and my wife demi-gods. become the father of the first male born monster, or incubus, I don't know what the end goal of that is.

Essentially, I wanna be Typhon.

>> No.14044413

>>14044408
>Monsters turning back into man eating abominations is such a horrible scenario that I don't know why anyone would want that.
We Warhammer now.

>> No.14044417

>>14044404

Monsters can give birth to men, all woman turn into monsters. I don't see a down side.

Or do you want human bitches that will cheat on you?

>> No.14044419

>>14044405
After all the shit that's happening right now in MGE I bet the chief god would let humanity develop guns just so they can suppress the monsters and keep another MG uprising from happening.

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>>14044286
>>14044279
>You will never be Grand Wizard of an Institute of Magic for Gifted Wizards and Witches.
>You will never have a bunch of Initiate witches follow you around everywhere, all talking among themselves about how 'cool and powerful' the Grand Wizard is when they think you can't hear them.
>You will never have the more advanced student witches try and have you take a look at their 'Study Reports' and asking you to give them 'Special Assignments' to help them get that grade they need to pass their class.
>You will never have teachers come to your office to ask you to come to their classrooms more often or ask you for 'advice' in how do deal with problems of certain 'magical nature'.

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>>14044413
Yes.

>> No.14044425

>>14044417
>men become a slave race of cum pumps for all eternity

>> No.14044426

>>14044419

The entire reason that monsters exist is because the chief god didn't want humans to get too powerful.

Why would anyone want to side with that bitch? She's just upset that her playthings aren't putting on the show she wants to watch.

>> No.14044427

>>14044417
>Implying she'll care whose dick it is once the world turns into a 24/7 orgy

>> No.14044429

>>14044417
>Or do you want human bitches that will cheat on you?
Do you actually take this shit serious? I dont see how anyone would be ok with all human woman turning into monsters.

>> No.14044432

>>14044425
Better then being a wageslave to Jews for all eternity

One is actually a happy existence

>> No.14044436

If DL dies a Lilim takes her position. I don't know how many times we've had this conversation. I doubt there's anyone that can take the DL, her husband and all the Lilims. The husband-hero only was able to be tied with her.

Probably the only being that powerful is the first Chief God that who knows where the fuck he/she/it is.

>> No.14044442

>>14044436
>who knows where the fuck he/she/it is.

The Fallen God. That's the cherry on The World Is Totally Fucked Sundae.

>> No.14044445

So if all the mamono have some kind of true-love detector, does that mean Eros is secretly rooting for the other side?

Conspiracy theory: Eros threw a bit of his/her own power into the "big MG bang," giving them the ability to find "true love" and for their leftover monster nature to mellow out once they find their husband.

Her secret plan is a future between mamono and humans that doesn't involve rape or forced conversion.

the Yetis are obviously her undercover spies

>> No.14044449

>>14044427

Once a monster imprints on a man it becomes impossible for her to enjoy someone elses dick, or even get impregnated by someone else, according the the story about the tentacle forest.

>>14044425

If you read the Khepris entry you'll see that, though incubized men do tend to have sex all the time they are actually capable of multitasking and doing normal things in addition. It depends on what the man wants.

>> No.14044452

>>14044445
Eros is a chick.

>> No.14044453

>>14044445
Eros just doesn't give a shit. If people are happy, they're happy.

>> No.14044457

>>14044445
Considering that her angles don't actually change when they're monsterized I'd say she was on the other side before it existed/

>> No.14044458

>>14044389
The MGE already has magitech, steampunk, and gunpowder is spreading for both monsters and humans. Word of God is that it's not very effective against mid-level monsters, and quickly becomes worthless against anything significant. You need to be a master of shounen bullshit if you're to stand a chance in this setting.

>> No.14044459

>>14044453
I find that hard to believe. No point being a goddess of love if everybody slaughters one another into extinction.

>> No.14044460

>>14044432
>First known sapient species to come into existence
>Capable of going all kinds of crazy shit like creating robots, the internet and going to fucking space
>Being reduced to a cum dispenser

Yeah, no. You can keep that that life if you want.

>> No.14044461

>>14044425
That's like, your way to distort the things. I'd prefer to say that men become a race of husbandos with no more fear to death, diseases, and everybody gets a girl that will never cheat on him and which first concern is your security.

>> No.14044462

>>14044436

Not to mention that the demon lord is more then a title, it actually gives a powerup to whoever holds the throne.

>> No.14044463

>>14044458
Don't ruffle the /k/ommandos feathers now anon.

>> No.14044465

>>14044452
I really don't get this, couldn't they have just called her Aphrodite if they're just gonna straight up steal a love God's name? Why not make it a female one?

>> No.14044467

>>14044458
>steampunk
Where?

>> No.14044468

>>14044460

You can still do all of those things.

You'll just do it while a monster is under the table giving you a blowjob at the same time.

>> No.14044470

>>14044459
You didn't understand that at all. She doesn't give a shit about monster/human conflicts. She just matches up whoever, monster or human, and calls it a day.

>> No.14044471

>>14044457
But is she on her own side? The DL seems more interested in debauchery and lust than romance. Perhaps she's the real hero here, hidden in the shadows.

>> No.14044472

>>14044449
Don't Dark Elves, Onis, Black Harpies, Manticores and a few more toss around men willy nilly?

>> No.14044475
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I want to marry a monstergirl that I love

>> No.14044476

>>14044442
I always thought that the Fallen God is the corrupted version of the Chief God, but not of the old one, but of the current one.

She may end corrupted on the future, but since she has her own dimension maybe time doesn't work the same way, so that's why she can act on the past too.

>> No.14044480

>>14044458
We warhammer fantasy now

>> No.14044483

I'm curious, why are we having this argument again?

>> No.14044485

>>14044427
Anon why do you lie? You know that's not true. Even if you don't like the other side I thought you could be able to stand a discussion without doing such things.

>> No.14044489

>>14044458
>You need to be a master of shounen bullshit if you're to stand a chance in this setting.
Well so be it. I am a master of shounen bullshit and I can defeat them all, what now?

>> No.14044490

>>14044472

I'm pretty sure that only "single" monsters indulge with the male, and only one male at a time, more like a harem then a random fucking around.

Either way they're exceptions rather then the rule.

>> No.14044491

>>14044476
That explanation is needlessly convoluted and implies that the current Chief God could have prevented this whole mess at any time. Instead she loses.

It makes no sense. KC has never indicated they're the same.

>> No.14044494

>>14044470
Care to back that up? It merely says she is "neither explicitly pro- or anti-monster"

I don't find the idea that she has some kind of compassion for humans and monsters impossible. It's stated that she grants blessings to both and curses adulterers after all.

>> No.14044498

I want a Monster Girl to help me cope with m crippling illness and help ease the pain when it gets worse

>> No.14044502

>>14044471

The demon lord is a succubus. She probably just sees "debauchery" as the best way to show love.

Considering how most monsters dream of finding their "true love" I'd say the demon lord is very much a romantic type.

>> No.14044504

>>14044498
>help ease the pain when it gets worse
You put a gun in her hand and point it at your forehead?

>> No.14044506

>>14044490
If exceptions are blatant among a few species wouldn't they be dispersed among the many? I mean a Succubs may have love vision and be able to find a soulmate, but she lives on spirit energy. If the guy lives a thousand miles away she's gonna have to fuck someone along the way there. What stops an Oni from snatching you and flipping off the Sheep girl you were banging, who is now incapable of taking you back but still needs to fuck something?

>> No.14044508

>>14044047
>KC said the new DL didn't get the job because she was the strongest or fought for it. She was voted into office... Monsters willingly gave up being monsters for her.
There is suspension of disbelief, then there is this shit. Come on KC, just say she was the stronkest fucker around. There is nothing wrong with that.

>> No.14044509

>>14044494
And yet you're saying she is pro-monster. Do you see where your argument falls apart? As long as there are people around who can fall in love, that's all that matters to her.

>> No.14044510

>>14044458
>Word of God is that it's not very effective against mid-level monsters
FUCK KC FOR THAT.

I WANT MY MAMONO MANA-POWERED GIANT BRASS GOD GOLEM.

>> No.14044513

>>14044504
Whatever eases the pain

>> No.14044517

>>14044483
Because some people can't stand the idea of monsters being in charge, even when KC has stated that they wouldn't be having sex 24/7 and their society would work.

Or maybe they don't want anyone in charge that isn't human just because they're aren't human.

>> No.14044521

>>14044506

As described instances where multiple monsters are after the same man usually turn into a harem for the man, but a claimed man is generally less attractive to other monsters anyways.

And monsters are capable of having sex without imprinting, especially the ones that need it to survive. It's the moment that they decide that "this is the one" that they become incapable of having sex with others.

>> No.14044522

>>14044502

>pining for your energy-dispenser-device that you'll magic and mind-break into a perfect companion
>romantic
>laughingtemplars.tapestry

>> No.14044524

>>14044517
>Or maybe they don't want anyone in charge that isn't human just because they're aren't human.
Humanity is just a group of people trying their hardest to get along. so naturally we've had a spotty career of record things.

Sometimes good, sometimes bad.

>> No.14044525

>>14044472
They do that before taking a husband, not after.

>> No.14044526

>>14044333
Do what?

>> No.14044527

>>14044509
No, what I'm saying is that she hasn't declared a side. If you read between the lines, it's fairly obvious what side she stands on, even if it's her own.

She doesn't have to support the DL to fight for mamono. It's in her interests to not let everyone die. Therefore it's not unreasonable that she could be playing both sides for the benefit of everyone.

>>14044502
Romantic by her own standards, not by most of humanity. I'm not saying she's bad, she obviously is trying to do the right thing. She's just misguided by her own nature.

>> No.14044530

>>14044517
KC has stated that monsters are as reliable at work as junkies and the only things monsters do are halfass arts and hobbies whenever they feel like. It just doesn't matter because when you can fuck for sustenance, all that stuff is extraneous.

He's also stated how there's no rank or organization or authority to monster societies, without which there's no law and order.

It really is just a hedonistic pleasure pit.

>> No.14044532

>>14044480
>We warhammer fantasy now
Nah, there's no elder gods controlling everyone while growing giant moustaches, giving constant toasts to an even bigger eldrich horror with their goblets, bribing eachother and doing other absolutely retarded shit in the background.

>> No.14044534

>>14044472
Just like how many humans have casual sex all of the time and still marry later on in life.

Many monster girls, if not most of them won't be virgins by the time thy find their dreamy husband they've always wanted.

>> No.14044537

>>14044517
>and their society would work.
Actually from what he wrote it would be the exact opposite.

>> No.14044539

>>14044480
But that sucks anon. Always has. Not that 40k doesn't suck too, but Warhammer Fantasy is the dregs of the dregs of tabletop fantasy universes.

>> No.14044543

>>14044539
I'm sure you speak for all of us, yes?

>> No.14044544

>>14044502
>romantic type.
>tfw DL is having handholding missionary sex for the last few millennia

>> No.14044545

>>14044502
>Fuck guys until I find the guy who fucks the best is romantic.

Demon Lord is a huge skank

>> No.14044546

>>14044530
He also said that if they have to work they will do it, but just enough so they can be able to go back to have sex again. Basically no extra hours.

>> No.14044550

>>14044543
No, just for those who didn't have a GW store as their gateway into the hobby.

>> No.14044552

>>14044534
Maybe in your headcanon. Because that's all this is about.

>> No.14044553

>>14044530
And you sir are taking literally what is a subjective interpretation of a very contextual language. Which is where a lot of problems here come from.

>> No.14044554

>>14044534
Yeah, so why make it a big deal that they bang someone after? Why did the Demon Lord give a damn? Couldn't she be fucking five heroes and be gaining five times more power?

>> No.14044555

>>14044498
>>14044504
>>14044513
I want a story with a Monster Girl who desperately clings onto her husband as he slowly succumbs to his disease and ultimately is put out of his misery by her hand!

>> No.14044556

>>14044532
OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METHUL BAWKSES

THE COWARDS

THE FEWLS

>> No.14044559

>>14044553
You might have a point if it was a single sentence instead of several paragraphs all describing the exact same sort of thing with given examples.

>> No.14044562

>>14044526
REMIND ME OF THE BABE

>> No.14044563

>>14044546
Well, if you're a monster with no aesthetic sense who can and does live in a ditch in the forest for most of your life, there's not really much work to do, is there?
Very little work NEEDS to be done, especially when you can have sex instead of foraging for food.

So, as often happens, KC's explanations only dig him further into his own pit.

>> No.14044564

>>14044555
That'd be a good read, but someone'd probably just go "mamono mana save him lel" and ruin the mood.

>> No.14044565

>>14044555
Into the bid, It'd go

>> No.14044566

>>14044559
You realize there are examples of MGs living perfectly normal lives too, right?

Like the werewolf butcher.

>> No.14044569

>>14044552
But that's not his headcanon, that's the actual canon.

>>14044563
Well I was obviously talking about monsters that live on the civilization, like the ones on Zipangu.

>> No.14044571

>>14044566
As much as I hate to point out, it seems to be pretty black and white around here.

They're either hedonistic sex demons are "true love detectors." Apparently anons an't cope with the idea that they might have more personality than a large rock.

>> No.14044580

>>14044555
>>14044564
>>14044565
I want there to be plenty of suffering, with the human boy hating himself because it's his disease thats keeping him bedridden and making them both miserable, and the monster girl depressed because she's been unable to save him, and both regretful because they deeply love each other and only want to be able to spend more time together and appreciate each other, not wanting to lose the other, being unable to go on in life without the other!

>> No.14044581

>>14044534
>Just like how many humans have casual sex all of the time and still marry later on in life.
And look how well that worked out.

>> No.14044582

>>14044566
Who was turned, not born a monster. It's about the rest of it though. Where does the money come from? Who pays the taxes? Who enforces the law? Even feudal systems had these most basic things. Monster societies don't. Even the butcher showed her disgust at most of her monster clientele, turning her hard work into sex jokes and foreplay.

The monsters that do get by semi-normally do so by piggybacking on human society like Danuki and Cyclopes. When the human societies are gone, then what?

Nothing, that's what.

>> No.14044587

So are there any decent writefags here who can offer advice on coming up with a premise?

>> No.14044591

>>14044569
>Well I was obviously talking about monsters that live on the civilization, like the ones on Zipangu.

Well, yeah. But there's civilization and there's "civilization". The latter one being a ramshackle edifice where streets go uncleaned, walls go unpainted, harvests only get gathered to subsistence level, and laws go unenforced.

Why would a mamono paint her house, when she could be fucking her husband? Why would she sweep the streets, when she could be fucking her husband. What props up civilization is a bunch of work that never NEEDS to be done TODAY. So it's precisely the kind work that monsters wouldn't do, while they bunk off for a sex-day with husbando.

>> No.14044592

>>14044581
>And look how well that worked out.
Are you from the future? Does something happen to humanity? Does Trump become president?

>> No.14044596

>>14044581
Just because it doesn't usually work as good as humans doesn't mean it won't for monsters. It doesn't mean it will either, but you can just take a look at KC's canon for that.

>> No.14044597

>>14044587
That shit is easy. Following through for thousands of words to make a story is hard.

What do you want to know exactly?

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>>14044571
>it seems to be pretty black and white around here
I'd say thank you for pointing out the obvious, but the black-white-thing doesn't get brought up much during our "mawnsturz a sheeit" slappyfights.

Makes me wonder if it's just a bunch of analpained fa/tg/guys shooting the shit and trying to monstergirls out as 3DPD-tier abominations.

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>>14044587
I'm here. What do you need?

>> No.14044603
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I thought a new thread was started. Oh well, here she is here as well:

補足説明:
Supplementary Explanation:

「妖精の国」
“Fairy Kingdoms”

The kingdoms of the fairies are ruled by “titanias”, the fairy queens, and among humans rumor has it that they are “shrouded in happiness”.

They are purported to exist in a different dimension than the human world.

Fairies such as “fairy” etc. sometimes drag men they've taken a liking to back to these kingdoms, and others who supposedly were originally monsters in the first place such as “pixies” also slip into the kingdoms with their husbands.

There are rows of cute fairy houses made from mushrooms and trees, the kingdoms are rich in nature with fantastic scenery, and since the fairies' castles and towns are littered with fun toys and delicious sweets scattered about for the fun game and delicious treat loving fairies, they're almost like playgrounds for children.

It seems several fairy kingdoms exist in various places throughout the world, but many of the titanias have accepted monsters to try to make their kingdom a more fun place, and as a result monsterization has progressed through many of the fairy kingdoms, or something like that.

*For details, refer to p. 94 of the book “Monster Girl Encyclopedia I -Monster Girl Encyclopedia-”.

>> No.14044606

>>14044603
>Mushroom houses
I'd Gargamel the shit out of them

>> No.14044607

>>14044591
Because you're taking everything too literally just like this guy said >>14044571

The fact that they really, really enjoy sex doesn't mean that they don't have a sense of cleanliness, for example.

At the end all of this is about how we want and imagine them to be, more than anything

>> No.14044611

>>14044591
But you assume that society has the same needs as before.

>> No.14044612

>>14044582
There's plenty of society and work, its just that a lot of it is sex-based. Far from all though, there are farmers, hunters, gladiators, etc.

Also, nowhere does it say that werewolf butcher was someone who was turned into a werewolf.

>> No.14044614

>>14044611
The example he gave works. Infrastructure does have the same needs.

>> No.14044615

>>14044603
>gentle and childish big sisters
Well shit, my greentext from earlier didn't miss the mark.

>> No.14044616

>>14044603
>Another onee-san type
Thank you KC

>> No.14044617

>>14044580
Not enough suffering

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>>14044603
>Fairies such as “fairy” etc. sometimes drag men they've taken a liking to back to these kingdoms
Fair Folk shenanigans confirmed.

>> No.14044619

>>14044603
They sound like fun

>> No.14044621

>>14044607
If you get off on a non-function hedonistic dystopia, by all means.

While you're off doing that, I'll just continue to fantasize about a love and sex paradise, without war or poverty.

>> No.14044622

>>14044591
Magic makes a lot of those things easier to do. Also much of the economy monsters use is based on products they use for enjoyment. They have farms and such as well, they just aren't dependent on them as so long as they have a husband they won't starve (food products for unmarried monsters are still vital of course).

>> No.14044625

>>14044612
They're no more serious than anyone with a hobby. It's a 100% service based society because there are almost no basic needs.

The complete lack of law and order and structure is really the bigger problem. Even tribes have a chief.

>> No.14044626

>>14044617
He has a Daughteru too!

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>>14044603
So in short, she's like pic related if she were a fairy.
Oh, baby.

>> No.14044629

>>14044625
>yfw monster societies are real communism

>> No.14044631

>>14044625
There are monster leaders, and monsters do respect rank to a degree. It's just that their leaders understand pleasure comes before work.

As for law and order, obviously there are rules monsters follow. But since much of it is instinctual what point would a police force serve? That said we don't know none exist, only that monster friendly areas have low crime rates.

>> No.14044638

Anyone else sitting here feeling dead inside as we discuss our ERPG-based sexual fantasy world.

For fucks sake, here we are wishing we could cuddlefuck our waifus as a means of nourishment, yet it has to be a dystopia for "reasons" where society and our species crumbles around us

Why do you do this, anons..

>> No.14044639

I wanna take a Wurm to a fairy kingdom!

>> No.14044646

>>14044631
>monsters do respect rank to a degree.
>obviously there are rules monsters follow
Both of those are wrong some monsters LITERALLY sit in forest or on top of mountains their entire lives waiting for men to come by. Why would they follow any laws or respect some other monsters authority?

>> No.14044652

>>14044639
She's just gonna end up eating it.

>> No.14044654

>>14044611
Indeed, why would civilization end if there ceased to be much "need" for food, money became mostly for fun, etc. More likely civilization would simply change.

>> No.14044655

>>14044638
Because dystopia gives me a boner

>> No.14044656

>>14044646
>some
>therefore all

>> No.14044657

>>14044471
>The DL seems more interested in debauchery and lust than romance.
monsters dont really see a difference. One of the world guides talk about how love and lust kind of go hand in hand for them.

>> No.14044658

>>14044638
Because a clock that works is better than a broken one that just looks pretty. The interesting dynamics of a monstergirl world are really what sets it apart more than "which buttslutt would be the best hugmuffin".

>> No.14044659

>>14044638
Because a super happy perfect world sadly just cant exist and some people like to think with more then just their dick.

>> No.14044660

Good thing incubi exist because otherwise nobody would get shit done in Demon Realms.

>> No.14044661

>>14044569
>If a man has intercourse with one of them even once, he won't be able to help but be drained of spirit energy, becoming their prisoner.
>If it turns out that they're found of a man, they won't let him go even after they get their spirit energy. They'll keep him at their side as a permanent source of spirit energy. Men who become imprisoned in this way, don't even try to escape from them. So it's not at all uncommon for men to get stuck with them forever, never to return after being attacked.
Canon is such a funny word.

>> No.14044666

>>14044646
Obviously my words apply to the many monsters that live in societies, not the loners who live in the wild.

And even those monsters respect power. You should try reading more of the settings materials on how monster society functions.

>> No.14044667

>>14044646
You're right, but at the same time there clearly are some hierarchical ones: like the kitsune-tsuki that serve the inaris, for example.

And all monsters respect/fear the Demon Lord, because they're metaphysically programmed by DE to do so.

>> No.14044670

>>14044603
Time make my own BDSM kingdom.

>> No.14044669

>>14044660
Still has to be a pain trying to get work done with a two foot rolling pin dick getting in the way all the time.

>> No.14044671

>>14044652

Would you feed fairies to your hungry waifu?

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>> No.14044674

>>14044658
>>14044659
I'm not saying the desire for "plot" is a bad thing, I find it odd that some anons spend so much time debating it, especially when most of them want the happy ending anyway.

>> No.14044675

>>14044660
Men once again confirmed as being the best.

>> No.14044677

>>14044660
You mean aside from the monster girl farmers, the beast hunters, the cooks, the store chain owners and so on?

>> No.14044678

>>14044602
>m'bitch

>> No.14044683

>>14044671
I had an evil thought the other day. People always go on about how stretchy fairies are. If they start hassling you, you could always just start stuffing them inside one another like a bitch turducken.

>> No.14044686

>>14044672
why isn't this image named "manticores.jpg"

>> No.14044687

>>14044683

haha holy fuck man

>> No.14044688

>>14044530
>He's also stated how there's no rank or organization or authority to monster societies
No quiet the opposite. They naturally fall in line over species stuff, ie kitsunes will generally follow kitsunes with higher tails, the various Egyptian monsters will follow anubi and so on

>> No.14044689

>>14044683
Mistreat fairies and titanias will make you into playthings for the fairies.

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Does YOUR waifu like to dress uniquely ?

I really can see a dragon woman doing this.

>> No.14044692

>>14044638
It doesn't have to be 'dystopia' for me. Just fun.
I for one wouldn't mind an RPG setting where monstergirls and human can eventually coexist, and wherein the Hero sort of becomes the beacon of change for that.
Getting a (team of) monstergirl partner(s), fighting small time monstergirl bandits, eventually fighting the Order, and then slaying the Demon Lord before things get really bad. allowing a new, better Demon Lord to take her place, and bringing about harmony among all races.
You know, standard jRPG shit.

>> No.14044694

>>14044671
Yes.
>"Stud, these tiny people taste like crayons and lighter fluid"
>"Do you wanna grow your own wings and become Queen of the Skies?
>"Yes."
>"Well then you gotta eat the tiny people"

>> No.14044696

>>14044603
Oh great, another shit monster girl.

>> No.14044697

>>14044690
Explain to me this outfit. I cannot seem to understand it

>> No.14044698

>>14044672
It beats talking about cringe worthy stuff like which MG would be best at cuddling and weird shit like that.

>> No.14044699

>>14044674
Because the reason MGE became popular wasn't because of the hugs and porn which have existed for fantasy as long as there has been fantasy. It was because of the uniqueness of the world.

The people that don't understand this are the same breed that believe stuff like "monsterboys add variety" and other silly nonsense.

>> No.14044700

>>14044659
>and some people like to think with more then just their dick.
Then go read something that isn't porn because MGE was pretty much written with the assumption that you WOULD think with your dick.

>> No.14044701

>>14044690
Why would a dormouse wear anything but soft pajamas most of the time?

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>>14044164
>enters mind of the average /v/ user
>Incomprehensible rage, followed by internal screaming of shills, feminists and VIDEO GAMES
>mean while the /v/ user hasn't had any change in facial expression
>a grin apears on his face
>walks over to the collapased spider-girl clutching her head trying to soothe her headache
>crouches over and says
>gamur gurl go home

>> No.14044706

>>14044699
No, I definitely came here for the hugs and porn. The world was always incredibly stale JRPG crap.

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>>14044683
>Matryoshka Living Dolls.

>> No.14044708

>>14044638
I find it as amusing as someone critiquing the plot of a brazzers video.

>> No.14044709

>>14044707
This has potential. Would they go from ara ara to loli?

>> No.14044710

>>14044164
>>14044703
Don't read our minds MGs, nothing good will come of it.

Looking at you, Mindflayers.

>> No.14044713

>>14044708
That comparison would make sense if brazzers had a fucking guide/wiki.

>> No.14044714

>>14044703
>Later the Spider Girl is shivering on the ground crying
>Someone walks up to comfort her
>"What did they do to you?"
>The Spider Girl gets up and looks in the distance
>"They leveled up."

>> No.14044715

You come upon a titania pleasuring herself in the woods. She scolds you playfully for interrupting. Her fairy attendants join in but she shoos them away and asks if you will "help" her finish, as apology.

What do you do? Keep in mind if she likes you she'll make you orgasm until you fall unconscious and then take you to another dimension.

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>>14044708

But that really is amusing.

>> No.14044718

>>14044692
There's something to be said for adventure seeking

>>14044699
It's a shame that second part makes you sound like such an idiot.

It would be interesting to know though how many anons would choose the dystopia over the utopia. Sure, conflict is fun to read, but I for one would rather snuggle my waifu without worrying about being burned alive by the Order.

>> No.14044719

>>14044715

Take out my strings and start singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilqeD79HLfw

>> No.14044721

>>14044715
Tell my Wurm gf to eat her.

>> No.14044723

>>14044710
>MG gets her Mindflayer friend to read the mind of an Anon that she's interested in to see what he thinks.
>The mindflayer waits until Anon is distracted and reads his thoughts
>...
>The mindflayer returns to the mg
>She places her hands on the mg's shoulders, looks at her in the eyes and shakes her own head, leaving without saying a word.

>> No.14044724

>>14044716
I'm not even gonna ask.

>> No.14044726

>>14044602
>>14044597
I don't know, exactly. I mean every time I try to follow through with an idea somebody on here or Le IRC spooky spooky haunted chat network gives me I end up over-thinking it.

Like "Why is X MG going after a guy out of nowhere?", "How did she get here?", "Can love bloom on the battlefield?"

>> No.14044727

>>14044709
Yes, each one tinier and lolier than the last.
You could have hollow Living Dolls the size of a human and have them be progressively more petite than the last one as the dolls become smaller.
Eventually you could end with a Living Doll that fits in your closed hand, but you don't have any trouble traveling with all of them since they can just hide inside one another.

>> No.14044728

What convinced KC he needed to do a setting in the first place? Its wish fulfillment regardless so wouldn't it be more coherent to just say everyone fucks and everything is great? Why explain why the fucking and the great go hand in hand?

>> No.14044729

>>14044718
Again, personally, I wouldn't consider it a dystopian world or a utopian world. Just a fantasy RPG world, add monstergirls.

>> No.14044732

>>14044723
>Mindflayer keeps walking and laughs when she's out of earshot
>She stole anon from right under her friend's nose.

>> No.14044735

>>14044723
Give it to me straight doc.

He's Australian, isn't he?

>> No.14044736

>>14044728

An excuse to sell books.

>> No.14044742

>>14044728
Because otherwise he would just be drawing cute, cock-hungry sluts and that's not enough to distract oneself from the fact that none of them are real.

>> No.14044743

>>14043395
Ant Arachne

>> No.14044744

>>14044703
Did you just visit/make that filename thread on /v/ right now?

>> No.14044746

>>14044726
>I end up over-thinking it.
>overthinking it
>bad

Keep going from there. Only fun awaits.

No seriously, if you overthink things most of the time, then your creativity demands to overthink things. Not doing it is counterproductive because, let's be honest, you've gotten nothing yet through not overthinking things. Only way through is to go nuts.

>> No.14044748

>>14044726
Those are things you need to reason out, yes. That's not a premise. A premise is X does Y or X happens to Y. Why Y is the outline. If you have a premise and need help with the outline, we can do that too. What is the premise you need an outline for?

>> No.14044754

>>14044728
He's driven by his love for JRPGs.

>> No.14044757

>>14044715

Apologize and leave without helping her.

>> No.14044758 [DELETED] 

Monster Girls would hate niggers too right?

>> No.14044762

>>14044728
Why not? Maybe he just wanted to do it.

>> No.14044765

>>14044728
His stated reason was he was tired of all the fantasy worlds where monster girls were as likely to horribly kill you as look at you. He wanted a world where one could simply living a happy, pleasurable life with a monster girl.

>> No.14044766

>>14044758
I want /pol/ to leave

>> No.14044767

>>14044758
Nah. They'd make them all bishie.

>> No.14044770

>>14044728
>What convinced KC he needed to do a setting in the first place?

It makes it more interesting for some people.

One of the reasons I got into MGE in the first place was that I found the idea of a conflict between humans and rape-happy loving monster girls to be intriguing. Especially since behind all the love and sex is the sense of impending doom that comes from the threat of human extinction.

>> No.14044771

>>14044758
There are no niggers, there are only anime brown people like archer from f/s night.

>> No.14044774

>>14044728
Because the more detail you add, the more people become involved, the more they care. This thread is proof.

>> No.14044775

>>14044758
Dunno.
If so, at least the Desert Region girls wouldn't be so harsh.

>> No.14044776

>>14044746
I'm pretty sure when I'm at the point of trying to figure out how to sexualize an Elder Thing from the Shelf of Leng, it's going to get weird.

>> No.14044778

>>14044771
This is at least my headcanon.

>> No.14044779

>>14044758
go away /pol/ nobody likes you

>> No.14044780

>KC said he would like to go to 500
Jesus things would get crowded.

>> No.14044781

>>14044723
>They try to read the mind of a seemingly normal man
>Sees multiple, endless flashes of people suffering and screaming behind a layer of fire
>Millions of visions, changing too fast for her to recognize any faces
>She freezes still, watching the guy walk away and go on with his business, as he fails to notice the tentacle sliding out of his ear

>> No.14044784

>>14044683
So you want to talk about awful things, how about this:

Lich guro. She probably doesn't feel pain and can just respawn at base if she gets fucked up too severely. That's horrible and so not my fetish, but I had to get it off my chest because I can't unthink it.

>> No.14044786

>>14044779
Nice try, merchant.

>> No.14044787

>>14044781
pyro?

>> No.14044788

>>14044779
Nobody likes niggers either. Not even other niggers.

Source: Africa in it's entirety

>>14044775
I like to think the Egyptian ones would be particularly bitter because of the whole "Egyptians were black people" shit.

>> No.14044790

>>14044784
That just means I can heal her from the ground-up.

>> No.14044792

>>14044758

Keep on truckin', Little Tom.

>> No.14044795

>>14044784
>>14044790
It's like Unohana from Bleach's fetish.

Brutalize someone for shits and giggles, then heal them up completely before they even realize they're dead. Repeat until orgasm.

>> No.14044796

>>14044781
>Yet she could had never noticed or imagined the tentacle coming out of her own ear and sliding back into it's hiding under the man's clothing.

>> No.14044797

>>14044788
Well Egypt did have a Nubian dynasty going on for a while and the cultures did intermingle quite a bit.

>> No.14044798

>>14044787
I sometimes imagine this in my head to try and shake away innapropriately timed lewd thoughts. It's like, the first thing that comes into mind for some reason. Should I be worried?

>> No.14044799

>>14044780
Don't let your dreams be dreams, KC.

>> No.14044801

>>14044784
>You'll never (with her full conscent and with slight reluctancy) guro up your lich waifu on halloween night and go around scaring people to death

>> No.14044810

>>14044799
>By number 450, the well's run dry and we're fucking thinly disguised Pokemon monster girls

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>>14044797
Nomatter how you slice or dice it Egyptians were not black people.

It's almost as bad as people who think European composers were black

>> No.14044815

>>14044810
>Pokemon monster girls
Fine by me.

>> No.14044816

>>14044798
> innapropriately timed lewd thoughts
> inappropriate
Give in to the lewd, anon.
smuglililm.jpeg

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>>14044707
>>14044709
>>14044727
We actually discussed these on /a/ ages ago.

>> No.14044821

>>14044811
No, but they're dark enough to the point where they could be considered "dark-skinned." Which says something.

>> No.14044825

>>14044810

He'll probably go through all the Youkai or something

http://yokai.com/

Maybe we'll get a Gashadokuro MG someday.

>> No.14044826

>>14044811
If people want black and pyramids, they only need to go check out the Nubian ziggurats. Egyptians they were not. Traded with Egyptians? Yes. Conquered the Egyptians at one point? Yes.

But they're no more black Egyptians than the Greeks and Romans were Egyptians.

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Could he make it through MGC to his daughter's birthday party?

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>waifu is upset
>county clerks refuse to issue marriage licenses to monstergirls

>> No.14044832

If MGE had an anime, what would it be about?

>> No.14044834

>>14044816
Sorry, Mr. Lennox told me not to trust Lilims.

>> No.14044835

>>14044828
>tfw Bob fucked up that CYOA

>> No.14044836

>>14044797
Germanic tribes also ruled over the rests of the west roman empire when it falled. That doesn't make them romans or give them the right to claim everything what they reached as theirs.

>> No.14044837

>>14044828
I don't know who that is.

>> No.14044838

>>14044801
>MGCPD gets over9000 calls of a psycho killer on a bloody rampage
>entire city in a chaos
>I thought it was a good idea at the time

>> No.14044840

>>14044603
>Childish fairy onee-san

I can dig it.

>> No.14044842

>>14044837
The bad guy.

>> No.14044844

>>14043555
>ice tentacle
So I must now go through a snowy forest of wonders, cool.

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>>14044838
>Implying it didn't improve it tenfold

>> No.14044848

>>14044811
But during some periods and in some more southern towns the Egyptians would have had a sizable black population. There are those that weren't obviously of black descent, but a black man near the pyramids wouldn't have been that strange. I mean some of the names the Egyptians gave to themselves essentially meant "We be Darkies" when they compared themselves to their neighboring Mediterranean peoples.

>> No.14044852

>>14044830
We go on a road trip.
However long it takes to find a town that will get us a marriage license.

>> No.14044854

>>14044842
Who?

>> No.14044856

>>14044854
Just go watch Falling Down, anon.

>> No.14044859

>>14044836
No, that's not the point. The point is saying Egyptians disliked black people because of a modern race issue is dumb as fuck.

>> No.14044860

I noticed that I actually can't imagine a monster in love with me.

Whenever I try to imagine it the whole fantasy shatters like a broken mirror. As if the idea of someone actually being in love with me is such a ridiculous concept that my mind rejects it.

>> No.14044862

>>14044860
Sounds like someone needs a Yeti

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>>14043555

>earth Kejourou

neat!

>> No.14044868

>>14044859
What does that have to do with the original point that Cleopatra was not a sassy black woman who don't need no man, and that Egyptians were not black people?

>> No.14044874

>>14044860

They're tasteless cumjunkies, dude. That's the whole point.

>> No.14044876

>>14044868
Nothing at all.

>> No.14044877

>>14044846
no, YOU are unnecessary yanmoth

>> No.14044881

>>14044862

Yetis are always so busy.

>> No.14044883

>>14044862

I can't imagine a yeti hugging me.

>> No.14044884

>>14043555
>Bubble Slime + Ignis

So is that like when you light a fart?

>> No.14044887

>>14044860
Become the man she knows you can be.
And shit.

>> No.14044889

>>14044815
Yeah anon, get that Jynx pussy.

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Would you a Pharaoh who was a White Supremacist?

I mean, uncomfortably white supremacist?

She'd ask you to stay in her office and show her how wonderful and gorgeous white skinned boys were, and even post sex would lightly touch your skin, marveling at it, calling it the best ivory in the desert?

>> No.14044895

>>14044884
No. Just no.

>> No.14044896

>>14044832
A salamander and her mate fighting powerful foes as they seek out the man's long-lost brother and learn the truth of what happened to his parents!

>> No.14044897

>>14044881
I'm sure they're on-call

>> No.14044898

>>14044893
Like that Dave Chappelle skit? Sure.

>> No.14044899

>>14044893
Nope.

>> No.14044903

>>14044893
If I get to cheat on her with a Ethiopian sphinx girl while she's forced to watch how much better it is for me, then sure.

>> No.14044904

>>14044860
Depressed anon pls.

>> No.14044905

>>14044893

I'm mulatto, so no.

>> No.14044907

>>14044899
>Not wanting a girl who marvels at every part of you and thinks you're the ideal of perfection in the world
I bet you'd rather an Alp

>> No.14044908
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>>14043555
>Ryu + Sylph
Well this should be interesting

>> No.14044910

>>14044893
That doesn't sound uncomfortable at all. Come back when you've thought a way to actually make them uncomfortably racist.

Either way, I doubt she would have time to say anything racist when she would be choking on my dick 24/7.

>> No.14044911

>>14044860
This, although mine doesn't shatter, it always ends up a tragedy.

>> No.14044912

>>14044893
I'm not really white, so I can't.

>> No.14044913

>>14044907
Well, more like she wouldn't want me.

>> No.14044914

>>14044832
It would be a hentai. Different girl and different guy every episode.

>> No.14044916

>>14044903
>Ethiopian sphinx girl
Do you know what her favorite food is?

It's OK, she doesn't know either.

>> No.14044917

>>14044897

I hope they have different kinds of MGs working in that department.

>> No.14044920

>>14044893
Hell yes I would.
I've got barely any Irish blood in me, but I've still got that blindingly white skin that doesn't tan. She'd love me.

>> No.14044924
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>>14044893

I'd rather nazi fox girls.

>> No.14044926

>>14044905
>I'm mulatto
I'm so sorry.

>> No.14044929

>>14044893
Well according to /int/ and /pol/ I'm not white so I don't see why she would want anything with me.

>> No.14044932

Great, now after reading how Titanias are just childish deep down, I can't help but imagine the following scenario.

>Titania gracefully asks husband for sex
>"Honey, we've done it plenty already. Not this time"
>Facade starts to break
>"Ara ara, but don't you want to do it more?
>"I said no sweetie"
>"But anon-"
>"NO!"
>Titania starts to cry
>"B-B-But I want it now!"
>"NO!"
>"I WANT IT! I WANT IT!"
>Fairies come flying in to see what the fuss is about
>They see their once-regal queen throwing a temper tantrum
>She's on her back, kicking and screaming
>"DICK! DICK! I WANT DICK!"

>> No.14044935

>>14044932
Kek

>> No.14044936

>>14044924
>Implying The Desert Fox was a Nazi.
Do you also think every single german during WWII ate jews for breakfast?

>> No.14044939

So, having just read Nyanon's "A game of cat and mouse" story, I find myself wondering something. Curious really.

As always I found myself distracted by the inclusion of an Anubis...but I became especially curious about what circumstances led to her biting her Daughter-in-Law's tail on her wedding day. Was it just Cat vs Dog shenanigans? Did some particular series of events lead to her taking out some kind of frustration on her? I wonder if he'll ever answer this mystery in a continuation...

>> No.14044942
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>>14044936
No, but I know who'll have them for dinner

>> No.14044944

>>14044744
maybe

>> No.14044946

>>14044932
She then demands the fairies hold you down so she can take you by force and punish you until you pass out.

>> No.14044949

>>14044828
>Bill sits on a concrete block to fix his shoe
>surrounded by smug gang
>their drive-by raping fails and they crash

>> No.14044951 [SPOILER] 
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14044951

Is there a single monstergirl who'd be able to "fix" the broken man that is Mr. Grimm and take his skull mask off without getting brutalized?

>> No.14044953

>>14044951
Probably about the same answer you'd get if you asked if there's a single monstergirl who could defeat muhdoora uchiwawa.

>> No.14044956

>>14044908
A MIGHTY STORM

>> No.14044957
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>>14044924
Heil the Schwarzwolf

>> No.14044964

>>14044953
lel
Well, he ain't exactly a unbeatable donut steel edgemaster, but he did manage kill a few cops to get his mask back after they took it from him, and they just locked him up with it in the end.

>> No.14044965

>>14044957
Pls go and stay motherfucking go.

Hiltraid is forever RIP

>> No.14044966

>>14044917
Weresheep, a few kitsune, maybe a hellhound or two. I heard a rumor that one department has a cuddlecore.

>> No.14044970

>>14043555
>Yukimouse
Interesting.

>> No.14044981
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14044981

>>14044942
>Deruella "Give the Pussy to every Hussie" Lilim
>Deruella "Long-Lasting Molestation of Lescatie" Lilim
>Deruella "Cock Choking Champion" Lilim

>> No.14044987

>>14044981
>Deruella "Cries into her Daki fortress every night because she can't form a meaningful relationship ever" Lilim.

>> No.14044991
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14044991

I want to raise a nest full of harpies

>> No.14044992

>>14044965

Did someone call for a removal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ArflgRec7o

>> No.14044999

>>14044992
I thought it was some remixed Dragonball Z music playing for a moment.

Is it?

>> No.14045003

>>14044987
I don't think she cares about 'meaningful relationships', really.

>> No.14045008

>>14045003
She sure isn't getting a husbando.

>> No.14045009

That dumpire manga got a anime right? I cant remember the name.

>> No.14045011

>>14045009
Jitsu wa Watashi wa...

>> No.14045012

>>14045003
Which is why monster girls are shit.

>> No.14045013

>>14045009
Jitsu wa

>> No.14045014

>>14045009
It's shit, who cares

>> No.14045015

>>14044999

It is. Some French house artist sampled it.

>> No.14045020

>>14045012
this

They're just walking cumdumps according to KC's setting.

>> No.14045022

>>14045012
>>14045020
I'm assuming you're just here to fap then.

>> No.14045023

>>14045012
>>14045020
Why the fuck are you in the monstergirl thread then?

>> No.14045024

>>14045022
>>14045023

I'm not. I'm here for cute monstergirls doing cute things.

>> No.14045026
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14045026

>>14044981
>>14044987

>Fred "Spread the Love and Release the Dove" Rogers
>Fred "Nurturing a Nursery in Your Noggin" Rogers
>Fred "143" Rogers

>> No.14045027

>>14045008
>The Demon Lord wins and the Chief God is defeated a second and last time.
>However, she still can't make the monster girls breed incubi males.
>Slowly but surely the world starts getting corrupted by mamono mana, the last human male turned an incubus and the last human girl a monster girl.
>Eventually all of the incubi are claimed by monster girls.
>Every monster girl has a husband sho she loves and loves her back.
>All of them.
>Except for Druella.
>Nobody will marry her because everyone is already happily married with their wife(ves).
>Daki Fortress ensure.

>> No.14045031

>>14044981
It's better if they rhyme.

> Deru "Demon Lord's daughter, humanity's slaughter" Ella
>Deru "If you got a cock, I'm ready to rock." Ella
>Deru "Turnin' your heroes to incubi zeroes" Ella
>Deru "Mamano mana on a dildo banana" Ella
>Deru "Lescatie was fun for me" Ella
>Deru "Monsterzation for every nation" Ella
>Deru "Give me a guy before I cry" Ella
>Deru "Huggin' my daki while eatin' pocki" Ella
>Deru "Don't be a meanie, give me your weenie" Ella

>> No.14045036

>>14045026
>Hong "Expand my Dong" Meiling

>> No.14045037

>>14045012
>>14045020
Fuck off again with your shit

>> No.14045038

Why does Deruella get bullied so much?

>> No.14045040

>>14045026
Yeah I'm gonna stop arguing. I can't disrespect the memory of Mister Rogers with this shit.

>>14045027
So is this the part where she ends up busting open a portal to the modern world in a desperate search for a husband?
>YFW MGC only exists because Deruella wanted a husbando.

>> No.14045041

>>14045038
Probably because of her undeniable "I know what's best for you" attitude? People hate that shit.

>> No.14045042
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>>14045038
Bullies deserve bullying.

>> No.14045043

>>14045038
Because she's worst girl. You don't call picking on assholes bullying. That implies it's unjust ridicule.

>> No.14045045

>>14045038
Because she's a shithead that's ruining everything.

>> No.14045046

>>14045040
>Smith is Druella in disguise trying to make Darling into the perfect incubus husbando.

>> No.14045047

>>14045038
Because they're jelly of her

>> No.14045048

>>14045009
The anime is so fucking awful, don't even bother.
Episode 4 was like, part of chapter 15 and part of chapter 57 or something ridiculous like that. It might as well be an OVA at this point, and if you've read the source material then you're going to hate it.

>> No.14045049

>>14045038
Because half of the chicks she corrupted were hotter when they weren't monsters.

>> No.14045051

>>14044992
Get out right now and take your shitty reminder of broken promises with you.

>> No.14045053

>>14045038
Jealousy and "Muh human rights"

See:
>>14045041
>>14045042
>>14045043
>>14045045
>>14045049

>> No.14045055

>>14045053
Nah man. Jealousy implies we want to be her or have what she has or do what she does. When all we want is her head on a pike, that's just plain old hate.

>> No.14045056
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14045056

Is the Fallen God stronger than the Demon Lord?

She used to be a God just like the Chief God and therefore much stronger than any monster (before the new Demon Lord appeared), but now has the power of DE at her side just like the Demon Lord does.

>> No.14045057

>>14045053
>Jealousy
>rights are a bad thing now
2/10.

>> No.14045059

>>14045038
She's the monstergirl we need but not the one we deserve.

>> No.14045060
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14045060

>>14045053
Honestly, I kinda like her design.

>> No.14045064

>>14045059
The world needs Deruella like it needs a supervolcanic eruption or World War Three.

>> No.14045066

>>14045055
So you all would have to be Alps to be jealousw of her? Duly noted.

>>14045057
Monster Girls are naturally superior. When people accept this things will be much smoother.

>> No.14045067

>>14045056
The chick in that image has no relation to the MGE.

>> No.14045068

>>14045056
We don't know.

>>14045064
So yes, the world needs it.

>> No.14045069

>>14045060
Nobody ever said she was unattractive, just that she's an unlovable bitch that needs a good smiting.

>> No.14045070

>>14044603
>dat bod
DAYUM

>> No.14045071

>>14045069
But I love her.

>> No.14045073

>>14044690
nice

>> No.14045074

>>14045066
>traitorposting
Well, you tried.

>> No.14045076
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>>14045038
I want to turn her into a nice, apron-wearing, kiss-blushing, 'dinner, bath or me' wife!

>> No.14045077

>>14045066
Go to bed Deruella.

>> No.14045081

>>14045074
>complaining about "muh twaitors" in the monstergirl thread again
You're no fun.

>> No.14045082

>>14045076
Huh, so the same kind of brainwashing she wants to do to everyone else. There's a certain symmetry to that.

>> No.14045083

>>14045067
Natural 20 on your Spot Check, Anon.
10/10 roll.

>> No.14045085

>>14045081
Do you need the "pretending to be retarded" lesson again? Were you even around for the original traitor-kun?

>> No.14045087
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>>14045066
Maiden Heroes>Monster Girls>Regular Peasant Women

It's Heresy here, but it's heresy I can believe in.Bonus points if you turn the Maiden hero into your succubus though.

>> No.14045090

>>14045081
>traitor
>complaining about not being able to have fun

Am I in the wrong universe?

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>>14045082
It's not brainwashing if it's what she secretly always wanted but never knew she did.

>> No.14045096

>>14045074
Monster Girl supremacy brings happiness and peace. Human supremacy is boring and brings misery.

I know which one is superior. I will proudly be a traitor.

>> No.14045099

>>14045093
It cracks me up every time that this is KC's actual reasoning.

>> No.14045103

>>14045026
Who is the Bob Ross of MGs?

>> No.14045104

>>14045096
Well said

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>>14045096
I wonder who's behind this post...

>> No.14045111

>>14045096
>I know which one is superior.
Incubi supremacy.

>> No.14045113 [SPOILER] 
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>>14045055

>When all we want is her head on a pike

k

>> No.14045114
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14045114

>>14045031
>>Deru "Huggin' my daki while eatin' pocki" Ella
oh my... this is cute

>> No.14045116

>>14045108
Jews want to control and shill though. Tanukis just want to make human boys happy.

Even Monster Girl Jews are better then Jews.

>> No.14045117

>>14045103
Mr. Rogers would be a Kikimora, always hoping to make you the better person she knows you can be.

>> No.14045121

>>14045114
>chocolate kisses on the pillowcase

>> No.14045123

>>14045116
Whatever you say, goy.

>> No.14045124

>>14045087
Wait, if the Demon Lord was overthrown would human women turned into monster girls turn back into women or turn into their respective monster?

>> No.14045125

>>14045103
Dragons.

>> No.14045128

>>14045124
...What?

>> No.14045132
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14045132

I wanna sit in my fat onee-san oni's lap!

>> No.14045133

>>14045113
Nice. That takes me back.

That makes me wonder what else is there in the Monster Memes that Time Forgot? Maybe that guy that never shut up about peppercorn sauce on steak?

>> No.14045136

>>14045132
I want to blow raspberries on her tummy.

>> No.14045138

>>14045128
He's asking if Monsterized Humans would turn back into humans if the Demon Lord was killed, or if they'd turn into the Pre-Demon Lord form of the monster they turned into.

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>>14044288
Sexiest Little Witch.

>> No.14045141

>>14045124
See the conversation that starts here. >>14044252

>> No.14045145

>>14045138
Ah.

>>14045124
They're still filled with Demonic Energy so they will be affected by whatever changes the one who controls the Demonic Energy in their bodies does to it, most probably turning into regular monsters if the new Demon Lord is loyal to the Chief God and not the previous Demon Lord's agenda.

>> No.14045147

>>14045132
>>14045136
I want to snuggle her!

>> No.14045151

>>14045124
There's no way known to turn a monsterized human back into a human so I would say they would become the monsters of the former age.

Basically monster genetics override human ones because the setting was made to have monsters be superior. The Mamono Lord did not create that setting, and she hasn't been able to change it yet either.

>> No.14045152

>>14045147
I want to watch scary movies on our VHS and cuddle her!

>> No.14045155

>>14045093
This pic.
It always does things to me. Good things.

>> No.14045156

>>14045125
Let's just add a nice tail, soft strokes, let the brush flow on the canvas

Let's put some happy little spikes on that tail, make a happy manticore

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>you will never have a stable loving monogamous relationship with a lilim

Fuck

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>>14045165
>you will never have a stable loving monogamous relationship with anyone

>> No.14045173

>>14045165
Why would you want a relationship with a slut?

>> No.14045181

>>14045173
But she is so pretty! I want Mary her!

>> No.14045190

>>14045173
>Not wanting to have a slut for your personal use and enjoyment.

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14045194

http://imgur.com/a/QyVZk

It's not everything, but it's most art I've recently done. SFW and NSFW too.

>> No.14045197

>>14045093
God I wish there was an actual doujin for this concept.

>> No.14045198

>>14045190
Well it seems fair since she also uses me for her personal use and enjoyment

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>>14044735
Fuck off back to your sheep waifus New zealand fag.

>> No.14045205
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14045205

I'm getting another one
this is just the sample sketch i was sent this morning

art by osiimi-chan, they're on pixiv

I just want to cuddle Miia!

>> No.14045211

>>14045205
You absolute madman.

>> No.14045214

>>14045205
Good luck man

How's your quest for the 3 meter one going?

>> No.14045220

>>14045205
>Still no daki of my MG Waifu
Some day...

>> No.14045223

I want to be a commoner that's invited to watch the Demon Lord give birth!

>> No.14045224

>>14045203
Onii-chan pls.

>> No.14045226

>>14045214
>3 meter

I don't know actually, i applied for a credit card and i haven't heard back from my bank for a few weak now, i need to call them

>> No.14045242

I want a Titania onee-san!

>> No.14045243

I want to rub a Wurm's belly!

>> No.14045244

>>14045226
I have a poor sense of scale. Damn, that sucks. Maybe one of the more financial anons here can help you out with getting a credit card or something. Hope you're able to get it soon.

promise you'll never commission Miia making out with Cera or something. Miia is too pure and I don't want her ruined in this thread too.

>> No.14045254

I want to cuddle with a Kejourou!

>> No.14045257

>>14045244
Oh god no, Miia is mine and mine alone

>> No.14045261

>>14045244
A man that psychotically dedicated to his waifu would most likely never do something like that.

>> No.14045266

>>14045205
I don't know whether to be amazed at your love for Miia, or mad jelly that you have the disposable income for this.

Godspeed, you weeabastard.

>> No.14045270

>>14045165

I want to be childhood friends with a lilim and for her to take my virginity as soon as we're both able and be the only dick she's even seen in her entire life.

>> No.14045277

>>14045226
>i need to call them
I would never have that kind of complete lack of 'giveafuck' to call up my bank and ask them about the money that should've gone through so I can purchase my 7-meter-long hugging pillow with a snakegirl on it.
Not ever.

>> No.14045278

I want to comb a Wurm's hair!

>> No.14045279

>>14045257
Good on you.

I don't know if we have other waifufags here, but on the rare offchance we do, I hope they take after you and not the Anubis/Dragon/Nightmarefag.

Do we have other waifufags here?

>> No.14045284

I want a monstergirl to use mamono mana to give me Steve Blum's voice!

>> No.14045285

>>14045277
>I don't have the balls to harass the soulless bank so I can fulfill my dreams
I'm so sorry, Anon. Truly.

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>>14045279
I know we have a jabberfag here, I like him, he's nice

>> No.14045296

>>14045284
I agree with this, steve blum is my voicefu

>> No.14045299

I want a monstergirl to teach me the definition of love

>> No.14045300

>Liz and Kinu's MM Character Page
>Liz's species is further evolved from Dragonewts
>Lacks many of the bothersome vestigial features of Dragonewts
>Has more protective scales (Which she actually uses given she's a bodyguard)
>Also has a larger tail
>And wider hips to go with said tail
>Detachable tail trick can only be used once; the tail which grows in its place does so in a way which makes it non-detachable.

>> No.14045302

>>14045279
Yeti fag checking in

>> No.14045306

>>14045279
I will still keep liking dragons, doesn't matter what some fag on the interner says.

>> No.14045311

I want to rub a Wurm's tail!

>> No.14045312

>>14045285
What can I say?
I'm in my 20s and I simply don't have the balls to go
>"Yes? Hi, I'd like to make a complaint, see, I was trying to make a purchase last Wednesday."
>"Yes."
>"Yes, the bodypillow. That body pillow."
>"Anyway, how come it hasn't gone through?"
I wouldn't be able to have that conversation with a straight face, ever.

>> No.14045314

>>14045300
Losing a tail could be like losing your virginity
darling could fall and rip it off and she'll cum

>> No.14045322

>>14045279
>Implying that there's only one of any given MG species

So anybody who likes a particular MGE Girl is in direct competition with every other anon who does?

>>14045244
I might be wrong but I think someone's already done such a thing. Frankly the girls taking comfort in each other after Darling doesn't pick them sounds like an idea right out of a really, really, really bad gag fan-strip, doesn't it?

>> No.14045323

>>14045279
Grapesnakebitch here.
Never have more than one waifu.
Take anymore, it'll ruin your laifu.

>> No.14045324

>>14045312
>I wouldn't be able to have that conversation with a straight face, ever.
You wouldn't need to, you'd be on the other side of a phone. You don't Skype your bank, do you? It's not like the bank sees an itemized statement of what you got anyway, it'd probably just be the company name or the like. Honestly.

>> No.14045325

I wanna kiss a Wurm's lips!

>> No.14045327

>>14045324
I see.
Well then.

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>>14045114

>> No.14045333

>>14045328
Cute job man.

>> No.14045334

>>14045279
Yes, but she's 2hu so I refrain from bringing her up here.

>> No.14045336

>>14045328
Deruella is cute! Cute!

>> No.14045337

>>14045279

I am going to keep liking dragons and anubi and nothing this thread says can stop me!

I also like wurms and kitsune.

>> No.14045339

>>14045328
>>14045114
I know what this is. You two are trying to make me like Lilim's!
Well it's not going to work, my friends. You're wasting your time

>> No.14045341
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>>14045279

resident Kejourou fag here

>> No.14045343

I wanna massage a Wurm's shoulders!

>> No.14045347

>>14045337
Amen brother.

>Spoiler
I'm recalling yesterday when some anon brought up the idea of being hugged by a wurm who coiled around you, and then a dragon hugging you and wrapping her wings around all three of you.

>> No.14045351

>>14045328
What a loser! She'll never get a husbando like that.

>> No.14045353

>>14045343

I want to clean a wurms armoured scales.

Then make them shiney with a buffer.

>> No.14045359

>>14044603
The lack of replies indicates she's going to fade into obscurity, which fucking sucks. Playful onee-san fairies a best.

>> No.14045361

>>14045347

That was actually me.

>> No.14045363

>>14045290
>>14045302
>>14045323
>>14045337
>>14045341
No I don't mean waifu as in "This is my favorite MGE girl" but I mean full blown "I consider myself married to her, I have no need for 3dpd, I'm completely happy with her and could have no one else" kind of waifu. That serious kind that's fully committed.

>> No.14045369

>>14045363
That's silly anon. Personally, when I say waifu, I mean "Girl I would seriously try and court and marry if she were real".

But sadly, they're not. Acting like they are is just...unhealthy.

>> No.14045371

>>14045343
>"Anon, don't be so rough!" Just because I'm indestructable doesn't mean you can just do whatever."
>"To the left more."
>"Lower."
>"Lower...."
>"Too low!"
>"Oh yeah, that's the spot..."
>"Little bit to the left."
>"There we go..."
>"See, I told you that would be the perfect place to put family photo."

>> No.14045373

>>14045363
We need more OCs, that way there would be more waifufags. Hopefully that game KC is panning on doing will fix that. And ruin some other stuff too.

>> No.14045374
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14045374

>>14045363

I have a ghost waifu, Kanoe Yuuko. Got a daki of her and everything.

I just don't bring her up in these threads much because she's only loosely connected to the subject matter.

>> No.14045379

>>14045373
*planning

>> No.14045380

>>14045363
No ya, the a jabberfag i talk to from here is definitely dedicated

He commissioned the femdomy double collar picture of her from Luth and that nice picture of her in the amusement park

>> No.14045381

>>14045374
>Waifuing a girl who's canonically taken
But why? I mean, at least Miiafag's got the excuse that she's never gonna get with the guy.

>> No.14045387

>>14045381
both darling and that other guy are just self inserts

>> No.14045389

>>14045381
You don't understand what a waifu is.

>> No.14045392

>>14045381

I just self insert. Teichii is an easy enough character to self insert as.

>> No.14045397

>>14045392
>Self inserting
Don't do this

>> No.14045398

I wanna tickle a Wurm's armpits!

>> No.14045400

>>14045397
Nigga 90% of all Japanese media was made to self insert to

>> No.14045402
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14045402

>>14045339
i dont like lilims myself but druella just have that hopeless romantic side that just appeals to me

forgot the stupid tattooes

>> No.14045405

I want to beat a Lizardman with an oar!

>> No.14045406

>>14045398
>Tickling an wurm
>In a very wide open area with nothing around
>In full body protection
>Because the last time you did this you turned half the block into the aftermath of an Earthquake

>> No.14045407

>>14045402
It's nice less, and thanks for it, but something about the ass just doesn't look right, but I'm not sure what.

The wing also looks off being in the background.

>> No.14045410

>>14045407
its the tail. not ass

>> No.14045411
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>>14045381
>canonically taken

Anon, be careful, you might be diving too deep into waifuism to realize that the characters do not, in fact, exist.

Don't be on the same tier as those neckbeards that flipped absolute shit about a girl from an anime they waifu'd suddenly being 'tainted' with having an exboyfriend instead of being 100% untouched pureness.

>> No.14045412

>>14045402
Liar. I know what you're doing and I'm not falling for it
I'm onto you

>> No.14045415

>>14045410
Thank you, that actually fixes the picture for me.

>> No.14045416

I wanna squeeze a Wurm's ass!

>> No.14045418

>>14045416
>Try and squeeze a Wurm's ass
>With the Jaws of Life

>> No.14045419

>>14045402
Somewhere in an alternate universe your monstergirl waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10GB big and has every conceivable fanart, rule 34, and picture related to you. She even has a tear-stained body pillow with your image on it. She is madly in love with you and only you.

Do your best to be cute for her this week, will you?

>> No.14045422

>>14045363
>"I consider myself married to her, I have no need for 3dpd, I'm completely happy with her and could have no one else"
I'm not nearly that far gone but I do have multiple figures and a 1/3 scale doll of a certain anime character whose name I'd rather not mention.

>> No.14045425

>>14045418
>Breaks them

>> No.14045426

>>14045419
>She even has a tear-stained body pillow with your image on it
Anon, I don't think those are tears

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>>14045194
Wow, this sure is...varied

>> No.14045431

>>14045426
OK it's a mixture of stains

>> No.14045432

>>14045426
Okay, only a few of them are tears.

>> No.14045435

>>14045426
Nobody said anything about where those tears came from

>> No.14045436

>>14045411
I'm not. I'm just saying that for those who DO, it seems illogical (Not that they aren't already) to treat some characters like they exist, while others like they don't.

>The Kannagi incident
God that was a barrel of laughs. I get another laugh every time the MM thread on /a/ acts like that over the lewd shenanigans.

>>14045387
>>14045392
>Self-Insert
Well, okay then. Can't argue with that.

>>14045422
>Name I'd rather not mention
Do it faggot.

>> No.14045437

>>14044603

> swollen, angry penis

This TL fucking sucks.

>> No.14045438

I just want a Wurm! God damn!

>> No.14045440

>>14045437
>He's never had a swollen, angry penis
Son, this place isn't for children

>> No.14045444

>>14045419
>a folder dedicated to you
>it is over 10gb

oh damn.

>> No.14045445

>>14045419
>She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10GB big
This is upsetting for some reason.

>> No.14045446

>>14045438
I hope someone draws a Wurm making out with an Alp so you can feel the pain I feel

>> No.14045447

>>14045436
>Do it faggot.
Asuna
Please don't hurt me.

>> No.14045448

>>14045402
Shit, you can't keep making Deruella cute anon. You can't do this to me.
I can't get another waifu.

>>14045419
>There's someone out there in the multiverse who would love you but you might never meet them.
It hurts anon, it hurts real bad.

>> No.14045454

>>14045419
>it is over 10GB big

Does that mean she's pretty much documenting my physical growth?

Hypothetically speaking, how would she feel if she compared the first picture of a lanklet skeleton to the most recent one where, hypothetically speaking, one got mad gains after lifting?

>> No.14045456

>>14045447
I mean, she's cute i guess but still

>glopping sounds

>> No.14045457

>>14045447
You already suffered enough. And it's not over yet.

>> No.14045458

>>14045438
>Anon journeys to find a Wurm
>A Wurm he can tickle
>A Wurm he can massage
>A Wurm whose butt can be squeezed
>But for some raisin, he cannot find a WurM
>Even though he could've checked the inconspicuous cave that seemed to have magically appeared after some sort of earthquake which passed by
>But of course not, why would a Wurm be there?
>But it is strange how everywhere he goes the ground shakes and everything behind him seems to crumble
>Maybe he should lose weight?
>Or what about the roards which tear up behind him everywhere he drives
>Then again, he is in an old city
>Or what about how he NEVER CHECKS HIS FUCKING BASEMENT. FUCKING GO DOWNSTAIRS DAMN IT

>> No.14045459

>>14045440

There's no such thing as an "angry" penis. The dude attached to said dick? Sure. The penis itself does not care. Unless you rub IcyHot on it.

>> No.14045460

>your waifu had to commission your daki because you weren't really popular in your show
>she prefers it that way because it feels more special

>> No.14045463

>>14045459
>He's never had an angry penis
Now son, this place isn't safe for children
Run along now

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>>14045440
>>14045437
>>14045459
>"I'm angry!"
>"ANGRY FOR SUCCUBI!"

>> No.14045466

>>14045459
Dude, it's not called a raging boner for nothing.

>> No.14045467

>>14045447
Well. Going back to the prior discussion as far as waifuing a "Taken" character vs. Self-inserting...

Doujins where Asuna's a slut and Kirito's a cuck are some of the few NTR h-manga I find bearable.

>> No.14045468

>>14045459
The D does not suffer fools, do not summon his wrath.

>> No.14045469

>>14045460
Dammit I wish I had money to commission a daki from like Loen or somebody.

>> No.14045470

>>14045446
I'd rather the drawing be of an Alp making out with a Kikimora.

On second thought, a Wurm and a Kikimora for maximum damage.

>> No.14045471

>>14045466

Then make that the TL. Don't try and give the fucking thing emotions. Brolen's a shit.

>> No.14045472

>>14045456
Yeah, it's a product of depression and SAO being the first anime I ever watched/marathoned, like 2 years ago. Still never got the meme though.

>>14045457
I don't know what this means, but ok.

>> No.14045475

>>14045469
I wanna commission one from Mono.

Sadly, he is unavailable for such at present.

>> No.14045476

>>14045471
>Dicks don't have emotions
Let's play a game, /mgt/
Spot the Succubi!

>> No.14045477

>>14045419

Don't be ridiculous, no one could ever love me.

>> No.14045478
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>>14045469
Loen daki

>> No.14045480

>>14045467
Minus the slut part, that sort of thing gives me a big justiceboner.

>> No.14045481

>>14045469
>>14045475
Same here. if I had the time, the money, and an assortment of other things, I'd commish one from Mono or Loen
Would you believe me if I said even from .Less?

>> No.14045482

>>14045458
Sigh. I'll just never find a Wurm.

>> No.14045483

>>14045328
>that ass -- or lack thereof -- tho

>> No.14045484

>>14045460
>Be a tall fucking fuck
>Put more burden on alternate universe waifu's finances because bigger pillow

IM A MONSTER (actual definition before mgs popped up)

>> No.14045485

>>14045475
One from Mono would be fantastic too, would be even better if I could get one from each of them.
>>14045478
That's why, because Loen has already done one.
>>14045481
I wouldn't get one from him since I don't want to give him money but yeah I can see it.

>> No.14045488

>>14045481
I like .less' art. Have gotten plenty from him. But I just don't particularly care for his style as far as a daki.

>> No.14045491

>>14045485

There is a list of drawfags who take MG commissions out there:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JAVvtReFFpcphExwLpdBKKKe3J2dxI6OxYn3bLq430g/edit?usp=sharing

Find one that meets your budget.

>> No.14045492

>>14045484
>Short
>Getting a lifesize daki of me would be easy
The alternate uni waifu has it easy

>> No.14045494

So I just finished HxH 2011. I went in not expecting anything monstergirl related, but I was pleasantly surprised.

>tfw Creepy yandere became a Kejourou
Muh dick

>> No.14045495

>>14045402
do you do other MGs or only her/succubutts?

>> No.14045496

>>14045492

> waifu'd by an Oni
> Your daki is literally the size of her normal pillows

Your life must be suffering midget-kun

>> No.14045497

>>14045476
But anon, our dicks don't have emotions.
We have emotions.
It's just our dicks are attached to us.

>> No.14045500

>>14045496
I'm not even that short damn it

>> No.14045503

>>14045497
>Dicks don't have emotions
You and your dick don't get along, huh?

>> No.14045505

>>14045496
>>14045500
She's a big girl.

>> No.14045507
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>>14045500

It's okay anon. We don't have high expectations of you. You wouldn't be able to reach them anyways.

>> No.14045508

>>14045460

>She also took it upon herself to learn how to draw since there wasn't much of you originally.
>And she wrote stories too.

>> No.14045510

>>14045503
Dicks aren't living organisms anon, they're part of a living organism. If you're not angry, your boner isn't angry. It's pretty simple.

>> No.14045511

>>14045503
>You and your dick don't get along, huh?
>He thinks one can get along with a dick

Only an asshole would like him

>> No.14045513

>>14045508
>She has a whole shelf of her writings about you and her
>Half of it is smut

>> No.14045516

>>14045491
>Find one that meets your budget.
>budget
Yeah, that's kind of the problem.

>> No.14045517

>>14045511
>That moment when you dick decides to be a condescending faggot and get hard at the worst possible moment
Clearly >>14045510 has an emotionless dick if he thinks dicks don't have emotions
Or maybe he doesn't even have one.

>> No.14045519

>>14045494
Nigga.


Battle Kejourou was pretty based.

>> No.14045520

>>14045460
>>14045508
>She's the only one who husbandos you.
>Every time she posts a picture of you everyone instantly realizes it's her.
>Some people don't mind it, others just tell her she has shit taste in husbandos and that she needs to stop pushing her shitty meme husbando.
>They never believe her when she says she actually likes your character.
God damn it anon, why'd you put these thoughts in my head?
Somewhere out there a monstergirl clings her daki and wishes you were real while crying herself to sleep.

>> No.14045521

>>14045513

>The other half is cheesy, lovey-dovey romantic stuff.
>All kinds of different scenarios of how you met and eventually fell in love with each other.

>> No.14045527

>>14045520
>>14045521
>You'll never know this kind of devotion
What a shame...

>> No.14045530

>>14045521
>Meeting on the train
>Bumping into each other in the Mall
>Neighbours in the same building
>It's like she's read/seen every romance novel

>> No.14045532

>>14045520
>implying I'm shit taste
Well...I'm not the worst, that much I can say.

>> No.14045534 [SPOILER] 
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What types of MGs would have a fetish for yanderes?

Also, Captcha-chan what are you doing?

>> No.14045536

>>14045532
I'm not saying you're actually shit taste anon, I'm saying that your alternate dimension monstergirl waifu gets shit for liking you because you're not a popular character.
And I cant believe I just typed that down.

>> No.14045539

>>14045534
>Accidentally read signs as squirrels
Ooh I need to go to bed

>> No.14045544

>>14045536
Yeah well, fuck you too, alternate dimension MGs. I don't have to take this shit from you.

>And I cant believe I just typed that down.
That makes two of us.

>> No.14045545

>>14045539
>Street squirrels
I want to get attacked by a bunch of loli squirrel-girl street thugs!

>> No.14045547

>>14045544
>>14045536
>Somewhere, in an alternate dimension, an MG sneezes right as she was typing out shit about you

>> No.14045553

>>14045491
I notice that Loen isn't on there.

>> No.14045554

>>14045055
>we
>we
Talk for yourself, faggot.

>> No.14045557
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Guess who got fanart?

>> No.14045560

>>14045547
Good, next time she'll think twice before she shitposts.

>> No.14045561

Anons. Stahp.

I didn't come here for feels.

>> No.14045563

>>14045530

>Childhood friends
>You being an unwanted orphan and her taking you in and raising you
>Herself as a little girl and you helping her be reunited with her family
>You meeting her as a tourist in her country and being lost, and being shown the sights with her
>Every scenario you can think of she's done a story on

>> No.14045564

>>14045491
You're based for making this list.

>>14045553
He doesn't take commissions.

>> No.14045565

>>14045557
That's a big fighter glove. She looks like the type to settle things outside.

Seriously though it looks quite nice.

>> No.14045567

>>14045513
>>14045521
>>14045530
>>14045563
How would she react if our realities became connected and you appeared in her room?

>> No.14045568

>>14045563
>She's even re-written Titanic
>THE ENTIRETY OF THE TRAGIC EVENT
>And, like they did in the movie, self inserted you and her
This one has noticeable stains

>> No.14045570

>>14045561
>Not coming here for the feels
>Not expecting that sad people like us wouldn't delve into the sad and depressing issues for our suffering boners

Next thing you'll tell me is that you come here to make yourself feel better.

>> No.14045576

>>14045567
>Stuttering
>Heavy breathing
>Adamant on you not leaving when you suggest it
>Something smells wet

>> No.14045578

>>14045568
She was in a dark place when she wrote that one I bet. How many suffering stories where you die do you think she's written when she was really down?

>>14045570
To be fair, it helps to get this stuff off your chest.

>> No.14045579

>>14045568

>She's an aquatic or flying monster, so instead of tragedy it ends with her saving your life and living together happily ever after

I want to be princess carried away from a sinking ship by a dragon

>> No.14045582

>>14045567
>Minding your own business, doing your usual routine
>Suddenly you find yourself in a unfamiliar room
>There's someone typing on a keyboard
>She turns around and sees you sitting there
>Neither of you knows what to say to the other
>And thus the longest deer-in-headlights
moment ever recorded happened.

>> No.14045584

>>14045578
>Everytime she's really down she thinks of you and gets a burst of energy
>This has a double meaning

>> No.14045589

>>14045576
Given that it was stated that it's your waifu who was doing this, this means that depending on the anon this could be anything from an Imp to a Lilim.
I'm just imagining a curvy Hellhound delinquent doing this and it's adorable.

>> No.14045590

>>14045582
>Nobody knows what to do
>Apparently you're in space because none of you can speak
>You just stare
>And so does she
>You blink
>She blinks
>You both act accordingly

>> No.14045592

>>14045545
I'd rather get jumped by a few curvy street squirrels that attack me by shoving their bushy tails in my face.

>> No.14045595

>>14045568
I feel like the monster angle of the titanic sinking would be much less tragic. It would be the equivalent of a land run to grab husbandos

>> No.14045596

>>14045589
>Delinquent Hellhound gets surprised by the sudden appearance of her husbando
>She tries to act tough but her face contrast her skin
>Her tail won't stop wagging
>Seriously, the thing's going 88mph

>> No.14045600

>After a long silence she hesitantly asks who you are
>You tell her you don't know why you're here but when you state your name she becomes excited and can hardy contain herself.

>> No.14045603

>>14045595
Ah yes, the HMS Titanic. Completely unsinkable unless it's up against a really, REALLY horny kraken. It wouldn't be that bad though; selkies for everyone and nereid for all the rest. You could probably talk them into moving to warmer waters, too.

>> No.14045608

>>14045603
>Completely unsinkable unless it's up against a really, REALLY horny kraken
So basically guaranteed to sink

>> No.14045610

>>14045608
They could always sacrifice the cabin shota.

>> No.14045613

>>14045567
>She tries her hardest to contain the excitement and joy inside her knowing that her husbando is in front of her
>Slowly begins to panic from her husbando suddenly appearing in her room
>Shows me some of stories and pictures she has of me and starts quoting some of the things I've said
>Begins talking about my personality and how she enjoys me for that reason
>Starts to well up knowing that someone she truly cares about is in front of her and how she won't be lonely or dead inside no more

>> No.14045615

>>14045557
Cool. I don't care for the hat, but I love me some bandages and wrappings.

>> No.14045616

>>14045596
I'd probably do something dumb like ask if her ears are real.
Awkward first time incoming.

>> No.14045620

>>14045616
I'd probably do the same
It's guaranteed lewds, ain't it? You can't even avoid it

>> No.14045622

>>14045613
>When you agree to be with her saying you have sex would be an understatement.
>She kept crying tears of happiness during and after it, refusing to let go of you

>> No.14045623

>>14045620
Well you are basically asking to touch her, so... basically. Actually, I'll have to remember this one for later. It's cute.

>> No.14045624

I want to teleport above a praying unicorn and impale her from behind as I land!

>> No.14045625

>>14044420
So, no one wants to be a wizard?

>> No.14045627

>>14045623
Same here. I can use this

>> No.14045629

>>14045625
Nah, I'm good. Thanks though.

>> No.14045631

>>14045624
I hope there was some horizontal component to your movement before teleported, otherwise this would require some really weird vaginal placement. And that's ignoring the conveniently raised tail.

>> No.14045633

Would you monsterise Yotsuba?

>> No.14045634

>>14045620
I'm just imagining how this would go, and it's basically boiling down to you touching her ears and then after a bit of what is basically you stroking her ears, she grabs your hand and pulls it down on to one of her boobs.
Then looking you dead in the eyes unblinkingly and with a huge blush on her face she says.
>"We're going to fuck. We're going to fuck right now. I want you to mash your pelvis against mine until both of us can't stand anymore."
How many years have you been her Husbando anon? All that time, all that sexual frustration building up, all the fantasies she's had of you. Honestly you're probably gonna have one hell of a first time.

>> No.14045636

>>14045622
B-but then the thing stops and... you fade away...

Fuck it, who am I kidding. More snuggles and dumb fluffy stuff.

>> No.14045638

>>14045634
>It doesn't matter who your waifu is, your pelvis is going to feel it in the morning

>> No.14045639

>>14045633
She's already a little monster.

>> No.14045640

>>14045633
She could be cute as something like a Kobold, but generally no. Still it's an amusing thought. A kobold who runs around with a little grizzly bear she named something weird.

>> No.14045644

>>14045634
>How many years have you been her Husbando anon?
Let me butt in here. I don't have a waifu, does that mean when realities merge I'm going to be alone and free to slut it up or is there a possibility someone husbando'd me regardless?

>> No.14045646

>>14045631
>I hope there was some horizontal component to your movement before teleported
I have a really long weeaboo sword, does that count?

>> No.14045649

>>14045567

I'm imagining a dragon waging her tail like mad and uncontrollably sputtering fire.

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>>14045646
Anon, it's a hundred years too early to use that. No, you're going to have to settle for your meat spear.

>>14045649
HFW

>> No.14045656

>>14045634
>waifu is a strong as fuck monster like a dragon, wurm, wyvern, ushi-oni, etc

First man to live without a pelvis. No, not broken or shattered, but completely gone into the nth dimension. The bone just isn't there. It transcended space and time to the point it went back in time to be lost. The pelvis was never there.

>> No.14045672

>>14045656

When asked if he feels pain where his pelvis used to be he just chuckled and said to the contrary he only feels happiness.

>> No.14045675

Good night anons.

Dream of finding your lonely, daki-hugging waifus.

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14045682

>>14045675
Good night to you too.

>> No.14045684

>>14045656
I could not think of a looser definition of the word "live" than the way you used it there.

>> No.14045688

>>14045243
>As she comes through the door you pounce on her, hands at the ready
>A raised eyebrow is the only hint of surprise she gives as she watches you latch onto her midriff
>Undeterred, you begin your assault
>You start at the back, griping her latissimis dorsi, slowly massaging down her spine. This causes her to shiver slightly and she lies down
>You move lower and start fondling the upper regions of the gluteus maximus, circling gently, moving your hands towards her front for the main course
>You begin on the glorious abdominals, working you palms and thumbs upwards, giving each individual muscle a firm press. Your thumbs apply light pressure and make circular motions while the rest of your fingers spread out and begin to trace the grooves.
>As you make you way upwards, her size begins to sink in; your arms and hands are starting to ache and you are starting to sweat lightly.
>You finish up as your hands make their way towards the pectoralis major, and with a satisfied sigh you reward yourself for a job well done by planting your face into her cleavage.
>You are broken out of your trance as she picks you up and throws you over her shoulder.
>“My turn, sweetling”

>> No.14045689

>>14045675
Good night. In the meantime I'll stop staving off my workout. I can't allow myself to become slothful with the thought of my waifu admiring me, then seeing me lose all the qualities she found endearing.

>> No.14045691

I want a team of Kikimora maids, and I want the head maid to speak to the other girls solely through quoting lyrics from Metallica - Master of Puppets and see how long it takes them to figure it out.

>> No.14045699

>>14045682
My heart

>> No.14045702
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14045702

>Thought about writing a bit about that alternate universe waifuism
>Realize there's no cookie cutter waifu and 99.999% of the people hyped for their waifu will get disappointed at the end because everyone has their own unique waifu
>even then it's 99% story of how to get that alternate universe teleportation and only 1% meeting the waifu at the very end

Into the trash it goes, then.

>> No.14045706
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14045706

>>14045699
Lonely MGs are too sad.

>> No.14045711

>>14045702
I would read it.

>> No.14045712

>>14045702
>even then it's 99% story of how to get that alternate universe teleportation and only 1% meeting the waifu at the very end
That's a really easy fix. I blame you for not trying hard enough, this is all your fault.

>> No.14045721

>>14045688
>Massage by a Wurm
Death by puncture wounds, from the looks of him.

>> No.14045724

>>14045702
You have to try harder, anon! Bite the bullet!
Even if you think of all that, do it anyway! Do it for her! Bite the bullet!

>> No.14045726

>>14045712
>trying

anon pls

>> No.14045733

>>14045706
Of course. When your entire life is to find love of some kind, and to see everyone around you find that is envious. Then it turns to jealousy and self loathing. Eventually it leads to laughter and dourness. Why is everyone else so happy with another when I am alone?

>> No.14045734

How would a haughty dominant girl react to meeting her husbando after years of being alone?

>> No.14045740

I want to waifu an Amazon gangster that says she'll retire from her life of crime and be a family woman after this one final mission!

>> No.14045741

>>14045734
Stuttering harder than morse code machine trying to keep her composure

>> No.14045745

>>14043515
>or they have no intention of paying him
Who's he going to complain to? It's not like he signed anything.

>> No.14045753

>>14045644
There is no guarantee that your waifu (Or lack there of) is the one who waifu'd you (Or did not).

Most just hope it would be so.

>> No.14045754
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14045754

>>14043515
>The smut is a different matter
Yes?

>> No.14045755

>>14045702
I'm suddenly recalling the time that I managed to write a greentext about Monster Girls invading and you being found and "Saved" by your waifu; without ever actually specifying what that waifu was.

Probably wouldn't work for a full-out story though.

>> No.14045757

>>14045734
She'd probably reach out for you and touch your face just to make sure you're real.
Then comes the tender loving tearful sex as she whispers into your ear about how much she loves you as she thrusts her hips up and down on you.
You can ease into the domination stuff, but she'll always make it clear she treasures you.

>> No.14045758

>>14045754
>Giving her tail a panzuri
This is hotter than it's supposed to
And that's not because my heater just kicked into gear

>> No.14045775
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14045775

>"One jump, ahead of the mouse trap!"
>"One swing, ahead of the claw!"
>"I steal, only what I can't affoooord!"

>> No.14045780
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14045780

>>14045775
I remember a time when crime was sublime, there was plenty of loot in the lair!
We'd plunder and pillage, ransack a village, with nary a worry or care!

>> No.14045784

>>14045775
I want to bait my home with live traps filled with Hathor cheese.

>> No.14045785
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14045785

>>14044050

>> No.14045787

>>14045775
What a nigger.

>> No.14045789

>>14045775
>"I steal, only what I can't affoooord!"

But that's everything!

>> No.14045801

>>14045753
Wait, does that mean I might be husbando'd by a filthy knife-ear? I want to push her to the ground and tenderly nibble her ears.

>> No.14045802

>>14045775
RIFF RAFF!

>> No.14045804
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14045804

>>14045801
Observe the ear and learn its potential weaknesses. Attack its weak point for MASSIVE pleasure.

>> No.14045808

>>14045804
Damn, you could cut bread with those things.

>> No.14045811

>>14045802
STREET RAT!

>> No.14045813

>>14045801
You realize that is most likely what she wants from you right?

>> No.14045817

What monster girls would prefer big, strong husbandos?

>> No.14045818

>>14045817
Echnidas. They need those good genes.

>> No.14045820

>>14045811
SCOUNDREL!

>> No.14045822

>>14045804
>The bit from Wedding Ring Story where Elf-Waifu insists to Human-Waifu that Elf Ears are cuter than Cat Ears when she sees her sister-wife eyeing some cat girls.
Do you agree with her?

>> No.14045825

>>14045822
Not really, no. I don't have sufficient data on what nibbling on a cat girl's ears does. Regular cats just get pissed at me.

>> No.14045826

>>14045822
I like Elves as much as the next guy
But Catgirls > Elves

>> No.14045827

>>14045817
None of them.

They only like shotas.

>> No.14045831
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14045831

>>14045826

>> No.14045832
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14045832

>>14045820
>"Just a little snack guys..."

>> No.14045835

>>14045831
Yes but cat ears are vastly superior to Elf ears
Cat ears = Dog ears > Maus ears > Elf ears

>> No.14045836

>>14045832
Oh, I'm gonna tie her up and cuddle the fuck out of her. That will teach her not to steal my food!

>> No.14045837
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14045837

CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS~

>> No.14045838

>>14045813
Damn right it is, the haughty slut! I can't wait to hear her moaning in displeasure when she can't sleep because our daughters keep waking her up! That'll show her!

>> No.14045841

>>14045836
>That Maus bondage story
My pants were never the same

>> No.14045843

>>14045837
By the stars, she's going mad!
Hit the deck it's about to blow!

>> No.14045852

>>14045831
Exactly the panel I was talking about >>14045822

Thanks for posting Anon.

>> No.14045853
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14045853

Never corner a rat.

>> No.14045860

>>14045841
Neither were mine anon, neither were mine.

>> No.14045861

>>14045832
but you are the snack

>> No.14045867

>>14044932
Please I need more of this

>> No.14045892
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14045892

>get a hellhound gf
>she starts cooking for you and tries her best
>it's really good actually
>you notice she doesn't eat very much of what she makes
>you ask why and she tells you it's because hellhounds prefer food spicy and she's been making her food suitable for what she thinks humans would like
>you like spice so you tell her to go ahead and make the food according to her taste
>it makes her extremely happy, she kisses you
>the next time she makes food, it's incredibly spicy
>you may love spicy foods but this is borderline painful, eating is a challenge
>you don't want to tell her the truth or else you'd hurt her feelings
>you put up with this for years
>eventually you get her pregnant and a hellhound daughteru arrives
>she eats spicy food just like mom, no respite
>daughteru asks why daddy always looks so sweaty and pained at every meal
>"probably because he loves my cooking so much, right, darling?!" she says with a kiss on your cheek
>"r-right"
>they both carry travel size bottles of their favorite southern, Mexican, and Asian hot sauces wherever they go
>the torment will never end, this is the price you pay for making a hellhound your wife

>> No.14045893

>>14045892
You're just a bitch Anon-kun~

>> No.14045896

>>14045892

You wouldn't be pained if you kept up with it for years. It's something you can get used to.

>> No.14045897

>>14045892
How spicy are we talking. I need scovilles on a per meal basis.

>> No.14045898

>>14045892
>This is the price you pay for making a hellhound your wife
No, it's the price you pay for making your wife happy. Honestly, if it's that bad, I'm sure his tastebuds would've acclimated, if not been entirely ruined, at some point or another.

>> No.14045899

>>14045892
Torment? Anon, please. You get addicted to that stuff.

>> No.14045900

>>14045026
How was the number 143 significant to Mr. Rogers?

>> No.14045901

>>14045897
Your anus burns worse than that of a certain ten-tailed kitsune.

>> No.14045904

>>14045901
Mamono mana could fix that right up for you, your tongue too. In all honesty, the nigga would probably be craving it just as much as his waifu after the first few meals.

>> No.14045907

>>14045328
>>14045402
I really like this; nice job. Butt looks a little bit odd but the rest is great.

>> No.14045910

>>14045419
>implying any one humanboy would get that much art
not even manticores got that much love

>> No.14045912

>>14045901
I need numbers anon. Not euphemisms.

>> No.14045917

>>14045402
>>14045328
NICE

>> No.14045918

>>14045910
Let's just say it'd make Ghost and Scorpion Peppers look like store-brand mild salsa, mkay? That should do.

>> No.14045921

>>14045912
>Hellhound
>From HELL
>Literally tolerates levels of heat that would be suffering or even lethal for normal peoples.

Probably like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resiniferatoxin

>> No.14045922
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>> No.14045924

>>14045922
hot

>> No.14045927

>>14045921
>1000 times the intensify of the spiciest bred pepper, the Carolina Reaper
Dayum.

>> No.14045929

>>14045922
She's spicy.

>> No.14045931

>>14045921
>Using a toxic substance to cook every meal for her husband

Terrible waifu. 2/10 would not pet.

>> No.14045936

>>14042194
So is anyone gonna write this or what?

>> No.14045937

>>14045936
It'll only get written when you write it, anon.
>inb4 excuses

>> No.14045940

>>14045921
>16 billion
That's just, why.

>> No.14045946

>>14045937
But what if I'm one of THEM?

>> No.14045950

>>14045918
I... what?

>> No.14045952

>>14045946
What? The fallen writefags? Get a new name. Write it as guest.

>> No.14045953

>>14045952
But then I won't get sweet, sweet attention. This is definitely a job for someone else.

>> No.14045955

>>14045950
Scorpion and Ghost Peppers? Two of the hottest kinds you can get?

>> No.14045957

>>14045953
If content comes second to attention, then it'll never get written.

>> No.14045958

>>14045955
I think he meant what that post meant in relation to the one it linked to.

>> No.14045959

>>14045955
Did you mean that human boys would get so much art that it would make the hot sauces look mild or did you reply to the wrong comment?

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14045961

>>14045957
Then it'll never get written.

>> No.14045962

Good night Anons, take care and watch out for stray hellpups.

They can burn down the thread if we aren't careful.

>> No.14045964

>>14045958
>>14045959
...fuck. Well I feel like a dumbass.

Completely belated, but >>14045918 meant for >>14045912

>> No.14045970

>>14045961
Good. Wendigo a boring anyway.

>> No.14045972

>>14045964
Yeah I assumed it was for my "GIVE ME NUMBERS"

The comparison was apt enough to satisfy my poking for information though.

>> No.14045988

>>14045754
Yes.

>> No.14045996
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14045996

I'm going to pleasure myself with this cat!

>> No.14045998
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14045998

>>14045988
Whaaaaat dooooeees iiiiit meeaaaaan?
>>14045996
Then I will use this soft-looking rump!

>> No.14046001

>>14045996
But that's a fox. I think you've been duped, anon. You're playing right into her hand!

>> No.14046004

>>14045996

That looks like a fox to me. Tail it too fluffy.

>> No.14046006

>>14046001
Nope, it's one of them fancy Nekomatas, I caught her!

>> No.14046012
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14046012

>>14046006
Don't believe it.
One of those so-called "Nekomatas" in Prinny was actually a foxgirl masquerading as a Nekomata.
Be sure to double-check by testing their calls.
If she doesn't meow, she's a foxgirl.

>> No.14046021

>>14045998
>You will never impregnate her butt

>> No.14046034

>>14045998
It means, well, maybe once I get back. I've got stuff to do.

>> No.14046036

>>14046034
>once I get back
When is that? Can't always be here for you.

>> No.14046062

what kind of MG would Big Boss waifu?

>inb4 lamia because hurr jokes

>> No.14046064

>>14046062
Depends on what Eva and Paz would be. Or maybe he'd an Alp Miller.

>> No.14046066

>>14046062
Ask yourself "What MG would Eva be?" and the answer shall come to you.

>> No.14046075

>>14046036
In a few hours at most. Considering we live probably one time zone apart our active hours should be similar.

>> No.14046078

>>14046075
>few hours
You have two at most.

>> No.14046083

>>14046062
What do you mean?

Quiet is enough?

>> No.14046086

>>14045998
I want to lick lemon shavings off her ass.

>> No.14046090

>>14046083
Mute Doppel? Mute Mimic? Mute Sepia?

>> No.14046096

>>14044780
Oh yes. One of my fears is MGE ending soon and my interest for MGs, along with this thread dwindling down without a new dose once in a while.

>> No.14046097

>>14046090
She can speak.

She's a Navajo.

>> No.14046100

>>14045491
I was looking for something like this.

Also as a quick note for Magnifire he responds a lot better to emails than DA messages, usually within 12-24 hours.

>> No.14046105

>>14046100
Was thinking of getting something from Magnifire. Not sure if I want to get something MGE related, or FFXIV related, since he does good work based on both...

>> No.14046106

>>14046097
Shh, shh, shh.

>> No.14046113

>>14046106
Miller is the traitor.

Adachi is the killer.

>> No.14046122

>>14046113
The truth is that Ocelot was dead all along, you were the quadruple agent working for the Patriots all along

>> No.14046123

>>14046113
That better not have been real you piece of shit.

>> No.14046126

>>14046105
I'd recommend him for sure, he also sends progress without being prodded. Between that and the responsiveness/short time he finishes his work in I have no real complaints.

>> No.14046127

>>14046123
Liquid is the real villain.

>> No.14046130

>>14046127
Liquid is actually The Spirit of the Warrior

>> No.14046131
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14046131

>>14046123
Spoiler alert:
Snake kills Big Boss.

>> No.14046134

>>14046131
No, actually Kojima defected to XOF even after Big Boss rescued him so he could escape the La-li-lu-le-lo

>> No.14046139

>>14046131
Spoiler alert:
Raiden is a fag.

>> No.14046140 [SPOILER] 
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14046140

A spoiler to end all spoilers: Ishmael is Armstrong

>> No.14046150

>>14046140
I actually imagined Lilims being Armstrong-like in a fistfight, with cool black goo appearing on their skin upon physical impact and all that stuff.

>> No.14046160
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14046160

>>14046123
That's what you get for asking stupid questions and not just focusing on progressing/getting S ranks.

This is why you can't join FOXCON and breed all the fox waifus in HQ.

>> No.14046161

>>14046150
>Demonic Energy, son!

>> No.14046163

>>14046160
Oh I don't actually have the game. I have nothing to play it on, I'm just watching a streamer play it and am interested in the story. So it's pretty cunty what you fags are doing in the /mgg/ no less. Take your spoilers to /v/ why don't ya.

>> No.14046165

>>14046163
Take your dumb question back to /v/.

Don't forget to leave a bucket full of your tears before you leave so I can bathe in all that salt.

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14046166

>>14046163
Anon, there's something you need to understand. Metal Gear has always been a part of these threads. Also, Quiet is Chico after a sex change operation

>> No.14046170

>>14046165
I never asked a question. I think you're confusing me with some one else. I just don't like that you're a spoiling piece of shit, who can't surprise box no less. How incompetent can you be?

>> No.14046172

>>14046161
>"Try University of Royal Makai. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the radicals."
>"I'm not one of those slutty pansies. I could break the Chief God in two... with my bare hands!"

>> No.14046174

>>14046170
Maybe it was intentional.

You're overflowing the bucket, please stop making a mess and leave.

>> No.14046176

Why is Miia so shit?

>> No.14046177

>>14046174
Yeah, you should leave before you find out that Skull Face is The Fury and that Ishmael is Sundowner

>> No.14046179

>>14046176
Because she's a strumpet and a harlot.

>> No.14046181

>>14046176
She's fine. There are worse girls

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14046183

>>14046176
She needs to practice selflessness.
I think that's really all she needs to do to get a spot as 'best girl' again.
Because all the other girls are after Darling, of course, they all have that in common. That, and the fact that they can help each other out in a pinch.
Miia's only gone on record as having put her life on the line for Darling's sake, and not for the other girls. If she did that, it would show she cares about as much for her companions as she does fr the one she truly loves, which will really say something about her.

>> No.14046190

>>14046183
Remove grapesnake.

>> No.14046191

>>14046174
I guess common decency is too much for me to ask for. My bad.

>> No.14046195

>>14046190
Good idea.
Dunno how I ended up posting an image of her with that, but there you go.

>> No.14046196

>>14046191
Of course it is, you're on the internet. Now get back in the time machine so you can save Strangelove before Solidus kills her.

>> No.14046197

>>14046183
The closest thing Miia's shown to "Selflessness" is reneging on previously stated desires for things to happen to get the other girls out of the way.

>> No.14046198

>>14046190
Grapesnake a good girl fighting the oppressors.

>> No.14046199

>>14046198
I wonder who could be behind that post.

>> No.14046202

>>14046197
Exactly.
If she ended up demonstrating that she's willing to go out of her way to protect her friends too, even at the risk of getting harmed, or worse, potentially losing her future with Darling, that would speak volumes about her.

>> No.14046204

>>14046199
I just want everyone to know that she' a nice caring girl that just wants the best for everyone and it's ad that nobody likes her and that's she's single while that Pharaoh bitch has long lines of suitors that she uses to her own gain.

>> No.14046214

>>14046202
>>14046197
>>14046183
Wait, when have the other girl have anything like this?
The only thing I can remember is Papi trying to escape with Suu because the other were talking about telling Smith about her. I guess there's Rachnera saving Cerea and Darling from the thugs, but that didn't seem as strong.

>> No.14046216

>>14046202
Indeed. All the moments up to now have been out of her hands. She's simply expressed joy at first at having a "Rival" out of the picture, before later expressing regret towards it.

I think a good chapter or arc to further her character might instead have the power more directly in her hands. Make it wholely up to her determination whether a girl goes or stays. Would make for a decent enough story.

>> No.14046218

>>14046214
Well, fair enough. But then, only Miia's had the whole two-faced shtick.

>"Bwahahaha, one less rival for my Darling~!"
>"W-Wait, they're not actually leaving...a-are they?"

>> No.14046231

>>14046204
Grapesnake pls. Too obvious.

>> No.14046233

>>14046231
You have no proof.

>> No.14046239

>>14046233
Only grapesnakes refuse to acknowledge the greatness and benevolence of Pharaohs.
Checkmate.

>> No.14046243

>>14046239
Pharaohs are Alps. Checkmate, atheist.

>> No.14046245

>>14046239
What if someone hates how they are wicked and selfish brats that make lies about grapesnakes and run the kingdom to only benefit themselves?

>> No.14046246

And yet Anubi and Apophi were voted as being Best Desert Girls by far; Pharaoh only had about half as many votes as either of them...

>> No.14046251

>>14046245
Please, Pharaohs dutifully fulfill their divine mandate to promote peace and prosperity in their domains. And they do an admirable job despite the efforts of those purple pests.

>> No.14046253

>>14046251
Anubi run the country while Pharaohs have sexy times with cute slaveboys. Pharaohs are also Alps. That makes them gay.

>> No.14046255

>>14046246
Nobody cares about your ballot stuffing.

>> No.14046256

>>14046251
Keep drinking that koolaid slave. Don't complain when she forces you to build a monument in her honor and you die of overwork.

>> No.14046258
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>"Anon I don't know what to wear this year, Halloween is around the corner and I can't think of a costume"
>Every year you get caught up in this discussion
"It's almost two months until Halloween, can't you think of it later?"
>"No, I need to plan it out ahead so I can make the perfect costume"
>You're friends wives always ask you what costumes they should wear for Halloween
>They assume that since you're single that you know what a guy really wants
>Right now you want to be left alone
"Just ask them, they'll be honest with you, and that way you don't have to sneak around"
>"That won't work, we've tried that, they always say that we don't need to wear anything"
"Fine...try being a pirate this year"
>"A pirate? Like the movies?"
"Yeah, have all the girls make pirate costumes so you can be a pirate crew"
>"Anon that's amazing, thank you so much. Anon do you have any plans for Halloween?"
"No, and if you plan on making me go on a blind date again."
>"Anon come on, she just wants to have din-"
>You hang the phone up and lock the door to your house
>Halloween is the worst time of year to be a single guy
>Every monster is always hitting on you with their costume or just raping you
>Usually just raping you
>In recent years you've even had to start boarding up your house and hiding in the basement
>That only works half of the time
>The other half you get raped by a nurse, ninja or witch
>Last year all 3
>These holiday shenanigans are getting old, the only way to avoid them seems to get married
>Either way it's a lose lose scenario, now you just need to pick the one that involves less rape

>> No.14046259

>>14046256
At least I'd be building something. Unlike the poor sods under the yoke of a grapesnake, drugged out of their minds and used to satisfy the serpentine strumpet while the usurped kingdom crumbles around them.

>> No.14046260

>>14046258
It's three more months till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween~
Silver Shamrock!

>> No.14046262

>>14046258
I'm surprised that he hasn't been forcibly married already if he's gotten raped so much.

But regardless, I'm intrigued; write on wordsmith.

>> No.14046263

>>14046259
They have very important jobs in a flourishing kingdom. Where would we be without the butchers, the carpenters, the teachers, the snake cuddlers?

>> No.14046265

>>14046258
He must be really undesirable if that many monster girls rape him during Halloween alone and not a single one stuck around.

>> No.14046266

>>14046265
What happens in Halloween Town stays in Halloween Town.

>> No.14046268

>>14046266
What about simple everyday rape then?

>> No.14046270

>>14046268
Casual encounters don't lead anywhere.

>> No.14046271

>>14046263
>butchers, the carpenters, the teachers
Can be done and done better by the craftsmen and scholars in a Pharaoh's domain.

>snake cuddlers
Fancy euphemism for drugged slaveboys.

>> No.14046275
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14046275

What's this about snake cuddlers?

>> No.14046277

>>14046275
They cuddle with snakes, consent on their part is optional.

>> No.14046280
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14046280

How would your average Witch Hunter react to being placed in the world of Monster Girls?

>> No.14046283

>Succuvirus ASMR will never be a thing in your lifetime.

>> No.14046284

I want a story about a young Pharaoh growing up under the harsh instruction of her mother who is grooming her to be the future Queen. Her only companion being her pet snake. That is actually a disguised Apophis who can shape shift at will.
And acts as the girl's "Fairy" Godmother; offering her the warmth and companionship she doesn't get from her strictly business-minded mother.

>> No.14046285

>>14044603
Let's not go to the fairy kingdom. It is a lewd and silly place.

>> No.14046287

>>14046280
What's your "average witch hunter" like?

>> No.14046289

>>14046280
I don't know, Anon. How do you think they would react?

>> No.14046293
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14046293

>>14046280
>>14046287
>>14046289
with violence

>> No.14046300

>>14046293
>>>/tg/
>>>/v/

>> No.14046308

>>14046271
They're not drugged! They're cute and sweet and much better then some stinky Pharaoh's bitchboys!

>> No.14046310
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14046310

>>14046258
>Wait a minute, Halloween is about pretending to be something you're not
>Anon you genius you've done it again
>You grab your phone and call back the most recent outfit troubled wife
"Hi, listen I was rude, I want to go on that date"
>"Really Anon, that's glad to hear, I was worried you wanted to keep being alone and miserable"
>You're not THAT miserable
"What is she like exactly? What monster is she"
>"Well her name is Monica, I know her from my job. She is a manti-"
>You panic and start knocking on the wall
"Sorry but someone is at the door, let me call you back later"
>You hang up before sitting down on your couch
>Of course her friend had to be the thing you were trying to avoid
>So now you're back to square one on trying to avoid being raped, no fake girlfriend to hide behind
>You're about to give up when you hear a knocking at your door
>You open your door to the smug smile of your neighbor, the worst one in your opinion
>"Hi Anon, I heard that you're the expert on costumes, I wanted to know if you wanted to help my shop for one"
>Costumes aren't even on sale yet
>They probably won't be for another 2 or 3 weeks
>This will only end badly

>> No.14046321

>>14046308
Yeah, cute little crackwhores with barely enough of their mental faculties left to understand when a grapesnake commands them to fuck her.

>> No.14046322 [SPOILER] 
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14046322

You better take it.
remove wocks

>> No.14046323

>>14046310

Fucks he's got against mantis?

They aren't a species prone to rape anyways.

>> No.14046324
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14046324

>>14046300

>> No.14046326

>>14046322
I'd take it and make her smile.

>> No.14046330

>>14046310
>turning down either a mantis or a manticore
How did this guy not turn into an Alp yet?

>> No.14046331

>>14046323
Are you trying to be funny or stupid?

>> No.14046338

>>14046321
They're there because they understand that we-they are not as bad as propaganda makes us out to be.

>> No.14046341

>>14046331

No, I realized you meant manticor after a few seconds, but when I first read it I read it as mantis.

The point is he hung up before he knew if the blind date was a mantis or manticore.

>> No.14046344

>>14046341
>The point is he hung up before he knew if the blind date was a mantis or manticore.
This is a fair point. Even phonetically they are the same up to 'Manti-' Also, I ain't the dude writing it, but his knee-jerk reaction makes it fairly self explanatory he at least thinks it's the species renowned for being sadistic walking rape machines and part time pharmacies.

>> No.14046351

>>14046331
It could be a bait and switch by the greentexting anon, even if unlikely.

>> No.14046353

I liked Seafoam's Mantis story, with the cute Mantis Baker who got all flustered around the MC that she couldn't perform her family's signature Mid-Air Bread Slicing.

>> No.14046359
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14046359

Heroines of the newest Vanadis title have been revealed.
A kappa...

>> No.14046363

>>14046359
I'm guessing he'll have an anilingus scene .

>> No.14046365

>>14046359
Kappa a crappa

>> No.14046369

>>14046359
Let me guess, anal fisting?

>> No.14046373
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14046373

>>14046310
"Why not ask this weeks boyfriend to help you?"
>"Real funny Anon, he couldn't make the cut for any long term relationship"
"With your standards no one can"
>"I don't know Anon, you showed some promise"
"Shut up, and sorry but I can't help you right now, I have a date with another girl"
>You're going to have to take the rape if it means avoiding neighborhood rapist
>"Oh really, what's her name?"
"Monica, don't know what she is but we're supposed to have a date tomorrow so I need to get ready"
>"Want me to help, I know how to make a man 'presentable'
>No thanks, you know what she means by that already
"Some of the wives want to go as a pirate crew, go see them about it"
>You close the door on her and start to panic again
>You call back your pseudo pimp
"Sorry, someone else needed help with a costume, what is she now?"
>"Oh, her name is Monica and she is a mantis"
>Oh god why did it have
>What
"A Mantis?"
>"Yeah, the bug with the scythe arms"
>This might be the Halloween you get away clean

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14046375

>>14046359
...and a Tenjo-kudari/tenjo-sagari
>>14046363
>>14046369
It's Vanadis, so probably. There'll definitely be a footjob scene too.
I'm not complaining though. I like Vanadis' "imaginative" sex scenes.

>> No.14046381

>>14046373
I'm wondering if you really planned that fake-out, or saw the misunderstanding and decided to just go with it.

Also, Mantis great girls, he should be lucky enough to land a good thing with one.

>> No.14046385

>>14046381
I wanted the story to be about 2 manticores fighting over anon originally, but saw it as too cliche half way through, it was an asspull but I can see this being better

>> No.14046386

>>14046359
>>14046375
>no Bubuzuke
D r o p p e d

>> No.14046390

>>14046385

I like the direction it took too.

>> No.14046391

>>14046385
Cool then. Looking forward to reading where you take it when I wake up in the morning.

>> No.14046392

>>14046373
Hail for the kuu bug. Please go on.

>> No.14046393

>>14046373
>thinks it won't end in silent, deadpan rape

This fucking guy.

>> No.14046395

>>14046385
>2 manticores

Goddammit, to miss out on such delights.

>> No.14046396

>>14046375
>>14046375
Time for upside down sex?

>> No.14046399
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14046399

Drawing rape faces this good should be criminal

>> No.14046403

>>14046386
Yeah, that's kinda disappointing.

>> No.14046409

>>14046399
Snail girl? How horrifying.

>> No.14046410

>>14046399
I want to pop those eyeballs

>> No.14046416

>>14046373
>You spend the night with a dumb grin on your face
>You just got a pass out of rape, how can you not be happy
>When you wake up in the morning you make sure you are at your best
>You need this girl for 2 months, you need to make her stick until Halloween is over


>You arrive at the place the date is supposed to be
>The wife who set it up is waiting for you with your date
>A dragon that could be mistaken for a mountain and a mantis that is dressed a little too formal for a blind date
>"Anon over here. Anon this is Monica, Monica Anon"
>You get a closer look at your rape shield, she is wearing a blue dress and wearing a hat that a racist grandma in the movies would wear
"Hi there, so Ashley told me you two work together?"
>She doesn't answer right away, instead she seems to scan you over, her eyes staring into yours for an awkward amount of time
>"Yes...she takes care of the actual materials while I only count them"
>Why does she only count
>You see her claws and fill in the answer
>She looks like she could cut steel with those
>If she was a farm worker she could cut down entire fields of corn in minutes
>Stop staring Anon before she kills you
"Alright, wanna go have something to drink, I know a shop down the street with coffee that will give you insomnia"
>She nods as you take the back of her claw and lead her down the street
>If this girl founds out your plan you're going to experience something worse than rape

>> No.14046418

>>14046399
>ganmarei monster girl h-manga
I have been awaiting this day

>> No.14046421

Why is there another thread

>> No.14046425
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14046425

>>14046410

>> No.14046428

>>14046399
Oh my

Would let her throat rape me/10

>> No.14046429

>>14046421
Looking at the times, it was likely made at the same time as this one, and we ended up using this one. It happens now and then. Why I don't try to make threads much anymore.

>> No.14046431
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14046431

>>14046418
He's done multiple monster girl doujins, they are just pretty obscure and never got scanned, or had a digital release (most monster girl stuff that appears on ex is digital because physical copies tend to be impossible to get)
Pic related had a h-doujin that was deliciously freaky for example. But it was never scanned so we only have 4 dialogue-less preview pages of it.
Someone should contact him about the possibility of a digital release for his "Freak Out!" series, I'd buy some of them in a heartbeat.

>> No.14046434

>>14046431
Damn, he's one of my favourite artists too.

>> No.14046447
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14046447

I hadn't seen this one before so I'm posting it just in case you haven't either.

http://gelbooru.com//images/7d/f8/7df8f9dc77a832955d351543387b8d08.png

>> No.14046448

>>14046431
>Pic related had a h-doujin that was deliciously freaky for example.
Are you rusing me right now? Because that would be the greatest thing ever

>> No.14046452
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14046452

>>14046416
>You arrive at the coffee shop and order your drinks
>While you wait you can't help but notice a crowd of women on the otherside of the street
>A few of them have binoculars
>You even recognize a few of them
>They are the wives of the neighborhood
>Are they stalking your date
>You notice the local rape addict amongst them
>Do you live in a sitcom or something
>You get your drinks and some food and head over to a table
>The two of you talk for a while, mostly about eachother, where you work, how you know the date arranger
>Half way into the conversation you notice she isn't drinking or eating
"Monica, is something wrong?"
>"No Anon, everything is fine, why do you ask"
"Your coffee and food is going to get cold, why don't you eat?"
>"If I try to i'll just cut everything, I need you to feed me"
>What
"I'm sorry, what?"
>"I need you to feed me and lift the cup for me"
>Why is nothing ever normal for you
"I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner"
>You lift her pastry to her mouth as she takes a bite, you let her drink her coffee afterwards, wiping her chin off with a napkin inbetween snack breaks
>You can almost hear the stalkers let out a sigh at how cute they think that was

>> No.14046453

>>14046447
It's been linked before. Still, that puffy Gazer vulva.

>> No.14046460

>>14046431
>deliciously freaky
How so?

>> No.14046471

>>14046448
>>14046460
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=26774518
You tell me

>> No.14046475

>>14046471
Is there a full version of this or is that it? I want to see what kind of freakishly lewd face she makes when she climaxes.

>> No.14046477

>>14046471
The saddest part is that it's not even like it was only sold at one event. You can get it at every Comitia he attends, and yet no one has scanned it.

>> No.14046480

>>14046475
There's a full version out there somewhere, probably.

>> No.14046493

>>14046477
>no one has scanned it
I should have expected this. Always happens to the interesting looking doujins.

>> No.14046503
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14046503

>>14046471
>tfw you for the first time realize that at least 40% of doujins/manga hentai are not scanned and will be never
>40% of hentai is lost forever

>> No.14046509

>>14046431
>literal wormtongue
2abominable4me

>> No.14046518
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14046518

>>14046503
>tfw you realise you still get a shit tonne of hentai with that other 60%
it could be worse.

>> No.14046524

>>14046509
Pussy.

http://i.imgur.com/D219ZAQ.jpg

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14046526

>>14046399
That rape-face is really alluring, but I already have a slug waifu...

>> No.14046527

>>14046452
Holy shit, that is too cute. Poor mantis.
That being said, how does she eat at home? Special utensils? Eating her prey right off of her scythes? Thinking too much about this?

>> No.14046530

>>14046524
-10/10 would cry in the corner instead of getting a scary boner

>> No.14046538

>>14046524
Fucking gross. Take that shit to /d/.

>> No.14046548

>>14046530
It's times like those you call out the yeti hug service and cry into her soft brown chest.
>>14046538
I only have that one saved in an appropriately named folder "ohgodwhy" for whenever that girl's talked about.

>> No.14046552

>>14046548
>appropriately named folder "ohgodwhy"
Well, you got that one right.

>> No.14046558
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14046558

>yfw you give moot his thirty pieces of silver

>> No.14046568

>>14046452
>You spend the next few minutes helping her finish off her food
>When she finishes off her doughnut she grabs your hand and keeps it in place
>Well she doesn't really grab it, she just kind of pins it between the unbladed parts of her arms
"Is something still wrong Monica?"
>"No, but you are going to take my icing."
>What, from the doughnut?
>Before you can say anything she puts your finger in her mouth
>What the hell
>You can feel her lick the icing off of your finger, her tongue being through in taking all of her snack
>She does this for every finger before letting go
>"Anon what's the matter? Was that inappropriate?"
>Like hell it was
"No, just next time don't be so sudden about it"
>Her face turns a light shade of red
>"There is going to be a next time?"
>There has to be, until November hits anyway
"Why wouldn't there, you seem like a nice girl"
>You help her finish off her coffee before leaving the shop
>She tells you where to drop her off, the location presumably being her house


>When you arrive at what you can only assume is her house you almost have a heart attack
>She doesn't live in a house but in a gated community
>It's like something out of the movies, complete with a gate that she has to beep you through
>She guides you to her house in particular, a black and white 3 story house
>Mansion would be a better word for it
>You feel so inadequate right now
>"Thank you for the date Anon, sorry about the finger licking"
"It's fine Monica, just warn me next time alright?"
>She nods before going inside
>You drive away, having to ask the guard to let you out
>You arrive back home, locking the door behind you when you see your least favorite manticore trailing behind you
>This is going to be a weird Halloween

That's going to be it for now, i'll pick up later today or tomorrow

>> No.14046572

>>14046568
I misspelled thorough, fuck me

>> No.14046575

>>14046518
>said 60% is all either 100% vanilla or Fatalpulse

>> No.14046593

>>14046548
I want to call up Hugs R Us and have a Cheshire teleport a Yeti to me

>> No.14046596

>>14046593
>not taking the silky soft Cheshire hug special
It's just too good, and you can get stealth hugs whenever you feel like it.

>> No.14046597

>>14046493
That doujin isn't interesting, it's just horrifying.

>> No.14046599
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14046599

>>14046593

>> No.14046600

Would you?

http://i.imgur.com/dyxoziD.jpg

>> No.14046601

>>14046575
I know, right? It's great.

>> No.14046604

>>14045900

1 I
4 Love
3 You

Have a great day.

>> No.14046605

>>14046600
No, that's furry.

>> No.14046608

>>14046601
No it's not.

>> No.14046609

>>14046605
They don't have fur though, how can they be furry?

>> No.14046610

>>14046600
Nooooo.

>> No.14046611

>>14046600
AAHHHHHH

>> No.14046614

>>14046605
How is it not?

>> No.14046621

>>14046608

Yes it is.

>> No.14046626

>>14046568
Nice, I'll be waiting. You've made one of those rare cases of a Mantis with all her specimen's denseness not being incredibly annoying to me.

>> No.14046632

>>14046568
When does she eat his head?

>> No.14046635

>>14046614
Not him but technically it's not furry. Like how overly lizard lizardgirls are called scaly because they have scales instead of fur. I guess the term would be chitiny or some shit like that. It's still haram though.

>> No.14046638

>>14046609
Anon, you'll need a microscope and something with a monomolecular edge to split those hairs any further.

>> No.14046647

>>14046635
Too much monster for the monster girl thread, I get it, thought people would be cool with it.

>> No.14046652

>>14046647
Take that to /d/, they probably won't mind.

>> No.14046653
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14046653

Vidya Games

>> No.14046654

>>14046653
>harems

>> No.14046655

>>14046647
Things with straight up animal heads never got a warm reception here.

>> No.14046660

>>14046653
Get out /v/

>> No.14046664

>>14046647
The concept is okay, but there needs to be more girl to it than just it being bipedal and wearing clothes. On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 is human, 3 is furry, and 5 is beastiality. We stay about at 2 most of the time.

>> No.14046671

>>14046664
What if I prefer 1.2-1.5?

>> No.14046680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo

>you will never alp out with the boys

>> No.14046682

>>14046671
Well, there is succubi and other cosplay tier girls out there, so go nuts. Some MGs push past 2 by a bit and others lean towards 1. I just said 2 because it's the middle grounds of where we usually stay.

>> No.14046702

I want a Demon to perform a voluptuous belly dance to this tune for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIm6yJGjgEM

>> No.14046715

>>14046702

Wrong song, bud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpAOXcGr6Y

>> No.14046723

I want to summon a Demon and have her immediately jump my bones while reminding me who I'm facing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeC9WVVsQ4

>> No.14046724

>>14046715
Pretty handy too, but just isn't evil-esque enough to sound like something a Demon would choose to me.

>> No.14046726

>>14046680
as long as you say no homo bro, you're safe
>and thus /fit/ was spared from mass sex changes

>> No.14046735

>>14046723

> Summon a demon of Khorne
> She literally breaks every bone in your body during snu snu. AND leaves bite marks

> Summon a demon of Tzeentch
> She plays mind games with you that would make a Cheshire's head spin. Then she lets you come just as planned

> Summon a demon of Nurgle
> Ara ara nee-san ^ ufufufu

> Summon a demon of Slaanesh
> Meh. You already have the default MGE profile.

>> No.14046741

>>14046735
>> Summon a demon of Nurgle
>> Ara ara nee-san ^ ufufufu
You forgot the STD's that make you addicted to her and unable to cum from sex with other girls or masturbation ever again.

>> No.14046747

>>14046735
>She literally breaks every bone in your body during snu snu.
How are you supposed to keep a boner through that?

>> No.14046749

>>14046741
So long as it doesn't show externally in pustules and shit, that's fine.

>> No.14046754

>>14046747
You don't. She breaks your pelvis so bad your femur pops up and slips inside making her think you got hard all of a sudden. Till she breaks that too.

>> No.14046756

>>14046749
It shows internally in that her vag is filled with aphrodisiac-lube filled pustules that burst and seep with every thrust, washing you over with pure pleasure again and again as you hump her like a mindbroken cumpump.

>> No.14046761

>>14046756
I could do it.

>> No.14046763

>>14046756
>despite the pleasure you can't help but feel disgusted at her horrifying hole
>attempt to pull out, but can't because of her legs wrapped around your waist
I could get behind that.

>> No.14046771

>>14046763
>I could get behind that.
>implying she'd let you do her from behind
It's hugging missionary and/or seated all day every day. She'd squeeze you tight into her soft, voluptuous bust while breathing hot rot-breath straight into your face. By the end of it you'd be almost catatonic, instinctually thrusting your limp, slimy dick into her slightly chubby stomach as her hole oozes cum, blood and pus.

>> No.14046776

>>14046771

That's kinda gross.

>> No.14046779

>>14046771
>slightly chubby

no

> blood and pus.
also no

>> No.14046781

>>14046771
>>14046763
>>14046756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSHjYJZjxbg

>> No.14046784

>>14046771
boner, no, why

>> No.14046795

>>14045328
>>14045402
Where is her ass?

>> No.14046798

>>14046771

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1435955115047.webm

>> No.14046800

>all these people being disgusted by Papa Nurgle's daughters
Disgusting. You don't deserve eternal bliss with his children.

>> No.14046803

>>14046800
>You don't deserve eternal bliss with his children.

We most certainly do not.

>> No.14046808

>>14046784
If you hug her really tight all night, maybe she'll ride you in the morning. Her lewd STD-lube would slowly run down your shaft as you were squeezed between her meaty thighs, staring up at the sweaty, pendulous breasts hanging just outside your reach, and at her lewd, panting face framed by her hanging hair. The slimy liquid would eventually run down your balls, tickling all the way down to the bedsheet below.

Finally she'd shudder and ripple, moaning with orgasm, and fall on top of you, her breasts pressing into your chest, her oily hair caressing your cheek and neck. She'd slowly and heavily breathe into your neck, hot and wet like a rainforest, as her disgusting fluids slowly seeped out of her and onto your thigh below.

>> No.14046819

>>14046808
I'm throwing this woman in the shower and fucking her, and washing her hair as I do so.

>> No.14046833
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14046833

What would you poke monstergirl navels with? How would different monstergirls react to it?

>> No.14046836

>>14045557
>that underboob
>that belly
>those thick thighs
Mmmmm baby.

>> No.14046837

>>14046833
My dick. Lewdly.

>> No.14046839

>>14046808
Does she at least not smell too bad?

>> No.14046842

>>14045557
Would be a lot better without the oversized hand.

>> No.14046843

>>14046833
I want to lick a Monster Girl's navel!

>> No.14046847

>>14045785
heehee

>> No.14046849

>>14046819
You'd run your soaped-up hands up and down all over her soft, springy sides with your dick inside her? How lewd. She'd moan and gasp with every thrust as you rammed her big, sensitive breasts into the cold tile wall. The warm water running down your bodies would be painted pink, swirling first red and finally stringy white as her flow met the whirlpool around the floor drain.

And after you had cleaned her? What would you do with her long, messy, wavy hair? Don't tell me you'd wrap the end around your dick and masturbate with it while sniffing her now clean nape. At that rate you'd end up coming all over her hair and the small of her back. Then you'd have to stay in the shower a while longer to clean the now slimy crease of her spine all the way between her big buttocks.

>> No.14046855

>>14046839
>Does disease and rot not smell bad
Seriously, step back and think for a second.

>> No.14046862

>>14046855
But we're talking about monster girls here

>> No.14046863

>>14046855
It could smell like that sort of sickly sweet rotting fruit or pig shit smell where it's right on the grotesque edge of pleasant and disgusting.

>> No.14046866

>>14046849
You know I have a real hair fetish but I never considered doing anything sexual with it. I'd just like to smell her clean hair and nuzzle into her neck without getting greasy shit all over my face. She'll be the prettiest, cleanest plague demon around!

>> No.14046867

>>14046833
I want to poke a Jinko naval with my tongue and watch as her well toned body squirms.

>> No.14046872

>>14046863
Dude, a gangrenous wound smells worse than dead rotting meat.

>> No.14046873

>>14046166
>Also, Quiet is Chico after a sex change operation
Chico died in GZ nigga.

>> No.14046908

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul

Update line 3074, PTSD, onis, music and love. Comments and criticisms are welcome.

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>>14046866
>I never considered doing anything sexual with it.
You should. I wish to fuck a cute girl's braid.

>> No.14046935

>>14046452
>>14046568
>>14046416
Nice read, though Mantis do have normal hands, their scythes are attached to it.

Who cares, it was cute as hell.

>> No.14046965

>>14046908
Haha, Cara finally said the three words!

>> No.14047036

>>14046862
>>14046863
>Making bad things sound nice just because monstergirls
Bad move.

>> No.14047051

>>14047036
Where do you think you are?

>> No.14047055

>>14046833
Yes, I'd love to poke a Wurm's belly button and make her wiggle and giggle.

>> No.14047061

>>14047051
Delusion Central? Trying to pass bad things as good things too much won't do you any good when you're back to the real world around you.

>> No.14047066

>>14047061
>when you're back to the real world around you
I know that already. Why else would I be here?

>> No.14047067

>>14047036
Isn't that half the point of monster girls? Having a giant snake coil around you wouldn't be pleasant either, but people still like lamias.

>> No.14047075

>>14047067
Someone was going "Would an infeccious, rotting wound smell like nice?" earlier. That's some /d/ shit right there.

>> No.14047078

So would you watch the Demon Lord give birth?

>> No.14047080

>>14047075
This. It's like getting into pleasurable vore or scat.

>> No.14047085

>>14047078
I want to put a gun to Anon's head and force him to watch the Demon Lord give birth!

>> No.14047093

>>14047085
I'd probably just chuckle at some point during the birth if I had to watch it.

>> No.14047101

>>14047093
You'd probably try to bone the DL the moment the baby's out

>> No.14047107

>>14047078
Watching my waifu be born is the greatest of honors!

>> No.14047112

>>14047101
Why would I want to do that?

>> No.14047124

>>14047112
>Demon Lord
>Not being immediately attracted to her because of her massive lust aura

>> No.14047131

>>14047124
I'd be watching safely from behind magic-proof glass. They're a thing now, grandpa, you should try it sometime.

>> No.14047138

>>14047124
Her husband has to be such a cuck. I'd never let her leave. Ever. I'd lock her up and keep every other fuck well away from her on the pain of pits full of skeleton grills, and once the couples in the pit die of old age, I'll raise their corpses as more skeleton grills.

>> No.14047144

>>14047124
That woman is a god-tier Succubus, and her hubby is a god-tier Incubus.

>> No.14047147

>>14047131
>Get behind magic proof glass
>Turns out there's no such thing as magic proof glass
>Became an incubus
Good job dummy.

>> No.14047150

>>14047138
>Demon Lord's husband
>Ultimate incubus with access to all women, mg and human
If the DL is so good her husband is kept on track instead of going for more women then he's probably being contested by half other incubi for the chance of fucking her

>> No.14047151

>>14047147
>the Demon Lord proceeds to sic one of her chubby NEET daughterus on you as she breastfeeds the latest addition to the family

>> No.14047162

>>14047151
Lilim waifu acquired.

>> No.14047168

>>14047151
I'd be OK with that, she can move in and get all the snacks she could ever want.
And more!
Like pie.

>> No.14047172

>>14047078
I think I'd #yolo and agree in the end. There are no wildest guesses at how that might end though, so I'd have my waifu hold me through the whole event.

>> No.14047174

>>14047147
>Pulling a "NO U THAT CAN'T HAPPEN"
>In a monstergirl thread
It doesn't work that way.

>> No.14047176

>>14047168
Pie you say? Perhaps you should get to know your wurm neighbor.

>> No.14047177

>>14047150
>Ultimate incubus with access to all women, mg and human
Wut?
>>14047172
>#yolo

>> No.14047181

>>14047176
She can join her!
Pie for the both of them.

>> No.14047183

>>14047177
That was ironical, brah.

>> No.14047187

>>14047177
If you've been transformed by the DL's demon energy the odds say you'll be up to the brim with dark energy/mamomo mana, so the DL's incubus is probably the most powerful of all

And if he can stand pounding her then he's also most certainly a endurance champion

>> No.14047193

>>14047187
>so the DL's incubus is probably the most powerful of all
I don't see how that gives him dominion over all pussy. Not unless he takes it by force.

>In all likelyhood the DL has her own harem of heroes that fuck her all day, the main guy never gets her pussy because he's too busy running shit
Life is suffering for that dude.

>> No.14047202

>>14047193
He's probably busy fucking other MG queens to submission so they only answer to the ML

>> No.14047203

>>14047193
>In all likelyhood the DL has her own harem of heroes that fuck her all day, the main guy never gets her pussy because he's too busy running shit

Neither of them run anything, they just bang 24/7 storing up power for a big fuck you to the chief god. Everything else in the Demon Realm is done by single Lilims

>> No.14047208

>>14047203
Think about it though. She has three holes to harvest spiritual energy from. It only makes sense to give her three sources. Gangbang potions won't cut it, you're still the same person.

>> No.14047209

>>14047176
I'd gladly give both of them all the pies they could ever want

>> No.14047210

>>14047187
He doesn't just stand pounding her, they stay in a perpetual cycle of fucking that's such a yin-yang engine of uber-succubus and fallen paladin that it's fueling a wave of dark magic outwards from Royal Makai.
They are the literal eye of the storm. And they were able to duo the Chief God when she came a-knockin' in their backstory.
Since they're both noted crafters, the DL's husband probably spends most of the time he isn't porking his wife making magic gems. Or maybe he crafts WHILE screwing her.
I could totally see them weaving enchantments while joined at the crotch. Maybe sitting at a gemcutting table with her on his lap.

>> No.14047213

>>14047193
>>14047208
>this is what HFYfags believe

>> No.14047215

>>14047208
He's a got a tongue and fingers. And gang bang potions would work because Monster girls gain way more energy from their "soulmate" then they do from anyone else. Any other heroes wandering into the palace would be much more useful becoming attached to a Lilim.

>> No.14047218

>>14047208
But she in love with him. And monstergirls can't fuck other guys if they already love someone and blah blah blah

>> No.14047219

>>14047213
I'm an HFYfag and I even think he's wrong.

>> No.14047226

>>14047181
>>14047209
You're gonna end up with some tubby MGs then.

>> No.14047227

>>14047213
It's only logical. Also where the fuck did you pull HFY from? You're literally the first person to mention it.

>>14047218
>>14047215
I dunno, I think she's a big enough of a whore to take any man. I mean she loves all as a god, right? So shouldn't all spiritual energy be palatable to her? IF that's the case then for efficiency's sake surely it makes more sense to harvest three sources of it with three inlets than it does harvest one source through one inlet, or even more impractically, one source spread across three inlets.

>> No.14047229

>Use science to split your being in two whole bodies, each with half of your essence, and become an interdimensional being, living in two different universes at the same time
>Laugh at the dumb, confused monstergirls as they try to pounce and husbando you, only to pass right through your body, since you're not "entirely" in the same physical universe they're in, thus becoming untouchable like a ghost
>Spook the fuck out of them with one half while the other half remains at home shitposting on /mgg/ in a different universe

Can't rape what isn't there, can you, Demon Lord?
EVIL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES

>> No.14047234

>>14047227
It's just not /mgt/ without buzzwords.

>> No.14047241

>>14047227
>having a cuckolding gangbang fetish
>trying to enforce it on canon, when it has already been established that the DL and her hubby love eachother VERY much
>hurr Succubi are NTR sluts

>> No.14047244

>>14047213
...I woudn't want to have your view on things, that's for sure.

>> No.14047245

>>14047241
>having a cuckolding gangbang fetish
Except that you're taking part on the gangbang, so you aren't being cucked by anyone

>> No.14047246

>>14047227
Nope, it doesn't make sense. This is KC we are talking about, he hates NTR.

>> No.14047247

>>14047227
Well, the influence of her mana has asserted itself on other MGs, who are almost entirely monogamous, so it could be assumed she was as well. She's probably the height of "eyes only for my husband" deredere.
And the dude is described as a paragon of humanity who was expected to be able to kill the demon lord. Who has since spent an unknown amount of time refining his spirit to godlike levels.
What good would the addition of some smalltime dick be?

>> No.14047248

>>14047241
>biting on it

>> No.14047249

>>14047227
No she loves the idea of all monsters and humans being together. Plus she's an immortal demon queen whose only existing rival that could ever be her equal in any field is now her husband. Other heroes can't please her because they were never destined to stand a chance against her. If she kept them around she'd be wasting her power trying to turn them into Incubi that were worth a damn in bed with her.

>> No.14047252

>>14047241
A) Not my fetish
B) Discussing =/= forcing
C) Never said that

>>14047247
>What good would the addition of some smalltime dick be?
I considered this, that any additional dick would be of such a small and negligible value might as well not bother.

>> No.14047253

>>14047245
...That's not how it works. She is still cheating on you.

>> No.14047254

>>14047226
I'm more than OK with that, it'll just be a great big snuggle pile on the bed with a tubby lilim, tubby wurm, and a bit of pie for them both.

>> No.14047259

>>14047253
That is not how it works. You're deforming a definition to fit your complaint

>> No.14047266

>>14047229
Splitting yourself out of phase with the universe?
Kind of like Stargate?

>> No.14047267

How long has the hollow men been a concept in these threads?

>> No.14047269

>>14047259
Let me see if I understand, if your waifu is being fucked by other guys but you are with those guys fucking her too, it doesn't count as cuckoldry? Is this what you are saying?

>> No.14047270
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14047270

Lately you've been down on your luck, nothing ever seems to go right for you and you're always in an awful mood. Your co-worker caught on to your situation and handed you a brochure for a monster girl prostitution service, while you told him paying for sex isn't an idea you're fond of you still can't help but toy with the idea and look at the website. Surprisingly the selection offered is large and more importantly most of the girls displayed are rather good looking.

It's then you notice they're running a special for new customers, it's half price on a hand picked selection of three girls or they can also pick a girl for you if you're indecisive.


1. The first girl included in the special is a Holstaurus. The first thing that strikes you is that she looks way too innocent to be doing this kind of job, her neatly tied blonde hair, light freckles and beautiful blue eyes make her look more like an angel than a sex worker. Which is why it surprises you when her profile notes that her speciality is bondage play, more specifically being tied up in ropes and punished like, in her own words “the whore cow” she is. As part of her services she also brings her own toys and equipment for you to use on her should you desire.


2. Option two is a Cheshire. She's rather unusual looking for a Cheshire however, skin as brown as a Pharaoh, white fur and similarly coloured hair styled into a bob cut all make her stand out compared to the rest of her race however she still has the typical Cheshire grin they're known for. For such a striking look her services are quite ordinary, the list of usual foreplay and positions are there along with a note that she highly prefers doggy style. The one thing that does stand out compared to the rest however is that she's the only girl out of the three that allows kissing.


(Continued)

>> No.14047274

>>14047229
You have to be 13 to enjoy or care for that, or do I miss something?

>> No.14047276

>>14047269
>moving goalposts
Not even him, but come on dude. He's saying it's not cheating. Don't change your shit up now.

>> No.14047278

>>14047270

3. The final option is a Hellhound. It's easy to tell right away that she's not as young as the other two, as the picture shows a bespectacled hound you have to guess is in her mid thirties with a long red pipe in her hands. As expected her list of specialities leans towards the femdom side of things, however the profile also notes is that her wild days are long behind her and that she's fine with taking a more relaxed pace of domination if the customer desires it, especially in the case of more inexperienced clients. Included in the special is a bottle of wine for the two of you to share.


Or you can let the service decide for you/pick the mystery box. I'll post it after I finish downloading and watching Miss Monochrome, estimated time 15 minutes total.

>> No.14047279

>>14047270
>>14047278
>getting a hooker
For what purpose.
Also, ew.

>> No.14047280

>>14047270
>>14047278
I choose neither. I'd better be in awful mood than with STDs

>> No.14047281

>>14047270
>>14047278
>Prostitutes
Nah, I'm all set.

>> No.14047282
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14047282

>Welcome to the Fox Den, sweetie. What's your pleasure?

>> No.14047283

>>14047270
Get some friends and gang bang the Holstaur.

>> No.14047284
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14047284

Remember me?

>> No.14047285

>>14047279
Yeah, why can't we be the hooker?

>> No.14047286

>>14047278
What's in the box

>> No.14047287

>>14047278
Put a gun ti me head and I'll pick three. Otherwise, this >>14047279

>> No.14047288

>>14047276
Ok, would any of you two could be so kind and explain to me what is that then? It's not cheating and it's not cuckoldry, then what is it?

>> No.14047289

>>14047282
But there's a Tanuki in the Fox Den. Something isn't right

>> No.14047290

>>14047270
>>14047278
Option 5.
Become the prostitute for monstergirls.

>> No.14047291

>>14047285
Totally not what I was alluding to, slut.

>> No.14047292

>>14047270
>>14047278
Fuck that noise, even if they are monstergirls I like.

I'm gonna become a Wizard.

>> No.14047294

>>14047270
>>14047278
>hookers
I'll pass.

>> No.14047296

>>14047270
>handed you a brochure for a monster girl prostitution service

naw man

naw

>> No.14047297

>>14047288
No, it's cuckoldry, it's just not cheating. Actually I'm not sure it's cuckoldry now that I think about it. Isn't the whole point of the fetish taking enjoyment in seeing other men fuck your waifu? Is it still cuckoldry if you join in?

>> No.14047298

>>14047292
You can do both, you know?

>> No.14047299

>>14047270
>>14047278
Out of those three, I'd pick the hellhound. Though I am curious about the box.

>> No.14047300

>>14047288
Feminism.

>> No.14047301

>>14047291
Well it's still better.

>> No.14047302

>>14047298
You can't fuck sound, silly.

>> No.14047303

So, Monstergirls are becoming a fad on /v/ now. Be on your guard.

>> No.14047304

>>14047292
I want to just be a wizard so I can mess with MGs.

You know, curse an Alice so she always has the biggest breasts in the room, make it so a manticore always has to tell you her true feelings, make it so a Holst can only be milked on a full moon.

>> No.14047305

>>14047301
I disagree, and I don't want you near my children.

>> No.14047307

>>14047269
cuckoldry, or NTR, happens when you're being cheated by your mate and denied sex by another person. If both of you are giving consent to have sex with a third (or fourth), it's a gangbang or group sex. Get your facts right.

>> No.14047310
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>>14047289
Something is very right.
Think of Tanuki as like...sour and onions to the foxes potato chip.
They're of similar species and origins.

>> No.14047311

>>14047302
No, Murmur is pretty dommy. Rather, sound fucks you, in her case.

>> No.14047312

>>14047302
Maybe you can't.

>> No.14047313

>>14047280
>STD
Nanomachines/Mana son.
>>14047279
>>14047287
>>14047294
>>14047296
It's funny because when I done one of these with a brothel a couple of months back it was a different reaction, I guess there's difference between going to an establishment like that and calling out a girl.

>> No.14047315

>>14047297
Are you the same one making posts about DL gangbanging other men for 'extra efficiency'? You way of thinking is pretty amusing.

>> No.14047316

>>14047303
Most of the girls in that bug thread are furries. So they should stay there.

>> No.14047317

>>14047270
>>14047278
Holst please! Innocent girls who are secretly really kinky are the best.

>> No.14047318

>>14047313
Pretty sure I would've given you the same answer.

>> No.14047319

>>14047313
>implying there arent any demonic energy STDs
>implying MOMONGA MONGA can cure/prevent STDs
Nah

>> No.14047320

I want to have a liter of pups with a Kobold and see the excitement on all of their faces when I say we should all go for a walk outside

>> No.14047323

>>14047305
There is nothing wrong with wanting to get paid for sex.

>> No.14047324

>>14047313
It's funny because you think reactions would be consistent. Good chance that the posters who aren't gung-ho about whores now weren't the ones that replied to you back then.

>> No.14047325

>>14047320
>going outside
Aw hell no.

>> No.14047328

>>14047297
I think I'd be more like a threesome, foursome, etc. Depends on the number of people.

>> No.14047329

>>14047304
>make it so a Holst can only be milked on a full moon
Wizards, no sense of right and wrong.

>> No.14047330

>>14047323
But there is something wrong with being a slut.

>> No.14047331

>>14047315
Yeah. But I mean, is it? I don't have a lot to do with that fetish or people who support it, because frankly it's pretty incomprehensible to me, so I probably don't get the nuances, but it seems like if you partake at the same time, the whole 'I enjoy another man fucking my wife and not being able to touch her while they do ' is kinda invalidated. But then it's not swinging either.

>> No.14047332

>>14047297
>cuckoldry
>you're having sex
>cuckoldry
It's just a nthsome, people are so triggered by NTR that they can't even distinguish consent group sex from it

>> No.14047333

>>14047320
>gaggle of Kobold pups tripping over each other as they rush for the door
Hhhnnnng.

>> No.14047337

>>14047330
Men were the original sluts, until women decided to be take it away from us and lie about our true purpose

>> No.14047338

>>14047297
>>14047307
Cheating and cuckoldry are almost the same thing for me, so I guess this time I'm in the wrong. But I'm pretty sure that KC would see >>14047241 as NTR, and he hates that shit.

>> No.14047339

>>14047284
Yes, yes I do indeed remember that face, how couldn't I.

>> No.14047341

Did someone make a Ryu cry or something? It's pouring out here, I just got home and my shoes got fucking soaked.

>> No.14047343

>>14047329
Who needs morals when you've got magic?

>> No.14047344

>>14047319
>demonic energy STDs
If there are, I believe they just enhance lust.
It isn't going to be Boneitis Simplex^-64 if that's what you think.
>implying MOMONGA MONGA can cure/prevent STDs
It actually can, among many other things. Do you actually want real STDs to exist in the setting or something?
I hope you aren't some bug chasing weirdo or whatever.

>> No.14047345

>>14047270
I'm not interested, but I'll wait on the mystery box just to see what it is.

>> No.14047349

>>14047278
Just give me that mistery box!

>> No.14047350

>>14047343
>Holst sorceress makes it so you can only be "milked" on the night of a full moon.
Not so fun now, is it?

>> No.14047354

>>14047337
Like I'd fall for that one, merchant.

>> No.14047356

>>14047284
Somebody get my fatman.

>> No.14047357
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>>14047278
>>14047286
>>14047299
Picking between the three girls is difficult so you decide to leave it up to fate and let the service pick for you however when you answer the door the sight that greets you isn't anyone you seen on the website. Instead on your doorstep is a pair of adorable Kitsune twins who look like they were just old enough to be hired and still wearing their old school uniforms.

The fox girl on the left has a lovely set of long red twin tails and a rather moderate chest while her sister on the right has a much larger chest and wears her hair in a medium length ponytail. It's only once you've finished taking in the sight in front of you the Kitsune with twintails nervously informs you that this is their first day on the job and before you can even take that in the bigger breasted fox adds on that it's also their first time having sex, a crimson blush spreading across her face as she avoids eye contact. Who'd have thought that your friend's recommendation would give you the chance to pop the cherries of two cute twins.

>> No.14047361

>>14047330
Sex workers IRL are inquired on that very often. Having sex as part of their work isn't cheating on your husband or being a slut, you're doing a contract paid job in which you use your body as a service.

If your logic was true then a cook would be cheating on his wife each time he served food to another woman. If the only thing you value in a relationship is sex for you to believe sex working is cheating on you then you're the depraved person in that relationship.

>> No.14047362

>>14047284
Fallout monstergirls smut when

>> No.14047367

>>14047362
Peny wrote one about a Deathclaw girl.

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14047368

>>14047361

>> No.14047372

>>14047367
you goddamn ninja

>> No.14047373

>>14047344
>A setting where having sex really does cure AIDs.

>> No.14047374

>>14047367
Yeah, but I want more.

>> No.14047377

>>14047361
Burch pls go.

>> No.14047378

>>14047361
>Having sex as part of their work isn't cheating on your husband or being a slut
>Feminist sex-positivity nonsense

>a cook would be cheating on his wife each time he served food to another woman
>false equivalence

1/10, thanks for playing

>> No.14047379

>>14047361
Sex is the most intimate relation one can have with someone they love. Making it into a business and giving it to anyone who pays for it denies you any chance of getting a partner in life, unless he/she likes being a cuckold.

People can be prostitutes if they want, but don't expect to find a husband/woman who'll stay with you for too long unless they're pathetic enough to let you fuck other people.

>> No.14047380

>>14047373
There's also being in proximity to things that give off decent amounts of DE.

>> No.14047381

>>14047344
I actually do want at least some STDs(or maybe not real STDs) in the setting. It would add some spice into it

>> No.14047382

>>14047350
No.

NOW it's exciting!
We see who can one up the other.

>> No.14047383

>>14047361
Come on anon, I love the thought of monster girl hookers but that's just silly.
>>14047319
>implying MOMONGA MONGA can cure/prevent STDs

Actually considering KC outright said that It can cure autism I'm pretty sure it can prevent STDs considering it's a porn setting.

>> No.14047384

>>14046908
Nice job, man. She finally said it, huh? About time.

>> No.14047386

>>14047357
>give you the chance to pop the cherries of two cute twins.
As if, they probably have whole crates of hymenoplasty potions and do this gig several times a day.

>> No.14047387

>>14047383
Wait, when did KC say that it can cure autism? I wanna see it

>> No.14047388

>>14047361
...you don't believe that shit, right?

>> No.14047389
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>>14047361

>> No.14047390

>>14047388
Probably just a funpost. The scary part is that some people actually believe this.

>> No.14047392

>>14047384
Glad you enjoyed it. Initally she wasn't gonna say it till the end.

>> No.14047393

>>14047378
You think a feminist would frequent a board about feminizing and sexualizing monsters? If you're so blind you need to strawman your opposition's argument then you already lost.

>>14047379
>Sex is the most intimate relation one can have with someone they love
>most intimate
My sides

>>14047383
>just silly

>>14047388
Go outside to the real world and tell me how you do

Nobody has given a proper counter argument to my post, only bickering or reaction images; which proves just how dumbminded everybody is here when this topic arrives. My work here is done before it even began.

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>>14047361
Feminism! YES!

>> No.14047395

>>14047387
/answer/117541544533
>Do humans with a serious mental disorder get cured of it upon monsterisation?

They can be cured with monsterisation. Human men too can get rehabilitation from constant attendance of monstergirls, er, rather get cured together with Incubisation.

http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

>> No.14047398

>>14046568
I put this in a pastebin for you:

http://pastebin.com/WYcbzzyv

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>>14047357
>red hair
>long twintails
>now imagining pic related as a kitsune, with twin tails

Undoubtedly the best option.
Though I wonder why they're both taking jobs as prostitutes at such a young age.

>> No.14047401
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>>14047361

>> No.14047402

>>14047183
Ironically being a retard is still being a retard

>> No.14047403

>>14047394
>comparing prostitution to ntr
Have fun living in the real world man

>> No.14047406

>>14047393
That's not a strawman.

>> No.14047407

>>14047386
Another miracle brought to you be Sabbath R&D.

>> No.14047408

>>14047395
Huh, interesting

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14047411

>>14047393

>> No.14047412

>>14047393
>ignores every counter argument
>"Nobody has given a proper counter argument to my post"
So you were funposting. Good to know.

>> No.14047413

>>14047393
Wow, well. Enjoy the real world then. And pls stop posting.

>> No.14047414

Sex workers aren't people though. I'm not too sure you deserve human rights once you've sold yourself as an object.

>> No.14047419

>>14046568
Cute. Looking forward to the continuation.

>> No.14047420

>>14047393
Sex IS the most intimate relation you can have with someone, unless youre a degenerate.

Nice bait btw. Got me to reply.

>> No.14047424

>>14047400
Tail red is the only character which has made me question if Alp fans aren't so bad. Stupid sexy twintails.

>> No.14047425

>>14047414
Let's just drop this, okay?

>> No.14047426

>>14047406
>No explanation on how it's not

>>14047411
>No explanation on how it's bait

>>14047412
>Strawman call
>Honestly believing sex is sacred
>3 reaction images
Man they sure got me

>>14047420
>Thread about sexualizing monsters
>Believing sex is sacred
Nice suspension of disbelief

>> No.14047429

>>14047414
They sell a service technically. Performed with their bodies, yes, but by your definition chiropractors and masseurs aren't people either.

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Is it time to play?

>> No.14047433
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14047433

What's with all the cuck discussion in here? Can't we talk about Monster Girls instead of "I'd love if my waifu would sleep with other men and get paid to do it, it's a job so I'm not being cucked".

Let's talk about Daughterus, tell us what you'd pack in her lunch based on her species, but let us guess what species she is.

>> No.14047434

>>14047319
>implying MOMONGA MONGA can cure/prevent STDs

How dare you doubt the power of Ainz-sama!

>> No.14047436

>>14047426
M8, in case you haven't noticed, most of us just want to be loved. The freaky monster sex is just the cherry on top, and the ultimate expression therein.

>> No.14047438

>>14047429
>but by your definition chiropractors and masseurs aren't people either.
Yes, and? Seriously thought I didn't think that far I guess its too broad an assertion.

>> No.14047439

>>14047395
You see this, guys? We still got a chance! Now they only need to be real...

>> No.14047440

>>14047426
>He's still going

Fuck off Burch

>> No.14047441

>>14047426
>No explanation on how it is
>Now I have to prove a negative
[Smug tipping noises]

>> No.14047442

>>14047433
>tell us what you'd pack in her lunch based on her species, but let us guess what species she is
Peanut butter and jelly sammich.

>> No.14047443

>>14047433
Ice cubes

>> No.14047444

>>14047426
>memearrows with no logical refutations to earlier points
You're at 4/10, quit while you're ahead.

>> No.14047445

>>14047429
>Cannibals just cook people
>By your definition, all chefs are subhumans

Stop anon, I can't take this cognitive dissonance.

>> No.14047448

>>14047430
Do literally lurk in these threads 24/7 just to find opportunities to shitpost?

>> No.14047449

>>14047440
>>14047436
>>14047441
>>14047444
Don't reply and he won't do it either.

>> No.14047452

>>14047433
Fish or a bento.

>> No.14047453

>>14047442
Wurm? Canine-type monstergirl?

>>14047443
Yuki-onna?

>> No.14047454

>>14047442
She's a shitty vanilla elf.

>> No.14047456

>>14047433
TNT

>> No.14047457

>>14047434
Well Papa Bones can't get any STDs at all with his boner

>> No.14047459

>>14047433
It's not even a rational assumption.
>I get paid to kill people so it's not murder.

>> No.14047460

>>14047445
The only cognitive dissonance is on your part here.

>> No.14047467

>>14047445
You have to take it, Captain Walker.

>> No.14047470

>>14047313
I think I remember that. I also think I remember much the same reactions.

>"Ew, no. I just want a waifu, not some one-off whore."

>> No.14047471

>>14047452
Harpy?

>> No.14047473

>>14047453
>Yuki-onna?
No, Ignis
Kidding, it's Yuki-onna

>> No.14047474

>>14047471
Close. Nerd bird.

>> No.14047476

>>14047440
>Replying
You're part of the problem

>>14047441
>>14047444
Both of you literally did what you're condemning me for. Keep trying though

>>14047449
Too late, I'm not the only person in this side of the argument anymore

>> No.14047483

>>14047331
You are getting off on another man (Or men) fucking your wife. That is the definition of cuckoldry as a fetish. Whether you participate before, during or after is, in fact, irrelevant.

If the husband isn't getting off to the fact other guys are dicking his wife, and is just apathetic to it, then I...guess it technically isn't? But still, whether you get off to it or not, WHY would you want a bunch of other guys dicking your wife?

>> No.14047485

>>14047476
Report and ignore.

>> No.14047492

>>14047483
Dunno, that's one of those fetish I don't understand, nor do I care to ever understand it.

>> No.14047499

>>14047483
A cuck is a guy who's married and raising someone else's kid fathered by his wife fucking around. Traditionally without his knowledge. It's like you don't know what the italian bull horns mean. That's cuckolding.

Cucking in fetish porn is the guy getting off to his wife being fucked by other men.

>> No.14047501

>>14047485
I miss VHS.

>> No.14047504

>>14047501
We all do, anon.

>> No.14047506

>>14046600
>those descriptions
10/10
>those appearances
What a disappointment. Fucking furries.

>> No.14047507

>>14047499
>Cuckolding in fetish porn
Yes. That's why I said "The definition of cuckoldry as a fetish".

Versus the literal definition based off the practice of the bird species, as you just described.

>>14047492
Me neither. Perhaps that's why it comes up here so often, and infuriates it so much? Our utter lack of comprehension or desire to comprehend it?

>> No.14047510

>>14046604
Aha. Thank you.

>> No.14047511

>>14046600
That moth is pretty cute. I'd prefer a bit more humanoid, but still, cute.

>> No.14047512

>>14047483
>during or after is, in fact, irrelevant.
What if his wife enjoys having sex with more people? Wouldn't you want to appeal?

>> No.14047513

>>14047433
Ham sandwich, grapes (big clue), and cookies.

>> No.14047514

>>14047507
Point was, it is either way. If he doesn't know, it's the regular version. If he knows and allows it, it's the porn fetish version.

>> No.14047515

>>14047513
She's a Kitsune.

>> No.14047517
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What monstergirls are total master banter supremes? And how would they apply that to their smooth talking?

>> No.14047519

>>14047507
>Perhaps that's why it comes up here so often
it didn't even come up, some guy commented on threesomes and you instantly transformed it into NTR because of how much you hate the idea of the girl enjoying sex with more than one guy

>> No.14047520

>>14047517
Jabberwocks, Mad Hatters, and Chesire.

Wonderland is the kingdom of banter.

>> No.14047522

>>14047514
And if he doesn't know, and then finds out in the most deliberately shocking, gut-punching, emotionally ruinous way, then it's NTR!

>>14047512
>Marrying a Slut
No. See? I don't, nor want to, understand cuckolds.

>> No.14047524

>>14047470
Oh I won't deny they were there but a fair few more positive ones too, then again different times of day.
And god damn it guys cuck talk wasn't part of the plan.

>> No.14047525

>>14047515
The right sort of guess, but not quite. Try going a bit more international.

>> No.14047527

>>14047517
Anything from Wonderland. Maybe except Dormice.

>> No.14047528

>>14047433
I'd pack her a fish sandwich. Ever had a salmon burger? They're damn good.

>> No.14047529

Which monster girl would like death metal the best?

>> No.14047531

>>14047519
>You instantly transformed it...
Guy, I just woke up and read through the thread just a few minutes ago.

From what I can tell this started hours ago with somebody calling the Demon Lord a succuslut who'd probably have gangbangs, and then things spiraled down from there.

>> No.14047532

>>14047522
Refer to >>14047519
You are a cuck for believing that's cuckoldry, you are so high on suspension of disbelief you deform the term to your liking. That's not how language works. That's not how the world works. Get out of this board for a week and you'll see things don't work that way.

>> No.14047533

>>14047507
>Me neither
Well, I would think that most men have a predisposition against it, with us men never being a 100% sure as far as passing our genes on goes.

So yeah, that shit makes no sense to me.

>> No.14047535

>>14047531
I said you as in the general, not as you as an anon. I mean that somebody proposed the idea of a gangbang and it instantly was accused of NTR

>> No.14047536

>>14047528
Sharkgirl?

>> No.14047537

>>14047517
Goddamn, lewd things from behind is my fetish (inb4 strapon joke). If an MG snuck up on me and started feeling me up I'd probably go immediately limp and let them do what they want.

>> No.14047539

>>14047529
Edgelord dhampirs

>> No.14047542

>>14047512
>Wouldn't you want to appeal?
No, and she would no longer be my wife.

>> No.14047543

>>14047536
Good guess (I do love me some sharks), but not the monster I was thinking of when I made that post. Think more land-based.

>> No.14047545

>>14047542
if the only thing you cared about was sex then you were a shitty husband to begin with

>> No.14047547

>>14047529
I can imagine 3 types really loving it.
>Hellhounds who feel the need to live up to their image
>Thunderbirds
>Wights who attend concerts in their leather jacket and shades hoping they won't bump into someone they know

>> No.14047550

>>14047543
Grizzly?

>> No.14047552

>>14047361
>>14047393
>all the dumb faggots biting this bait
you never fail to disappoint me, /mgt/.

>> No.14047554

Why are people replying to some baiting faggot instead of topics of interest that don't involves cuckolding?

Why are you people replying to some Tewi poster?

>> No.14047556

>>14047545
Fuck off already.

>> No.14047557

>>14047535
>You as in the general
Then say "You all" or some shit.

>>14047532
Okay, see, the thing about that, going back to this original proposition is that there's the assumption that you're married. If you are married and invite others, male or female, into your bed, then you or your wife are a cuckold if you get off to watching your partner with another. Alternatively if you're ambivalent to the new participant, then you're a swinger or some shit. Either way, I question the validity of the intimacy of your relationship.

If you don't have any particular bond to the other participants, then fine, xsome can be kinda hot. But once emotional bonds start to be made? I'm of the camp that prefers to keep things one-on-one from that point on.

>> No.14047560

>>14047545
Wouldn't it apply to the wife too?

>> No.14047562

>>14047545
>shaming me because I want a monogamous relationship

You better call me a shitlord too while you're at it, just to be safe.

>> No.14047563

>>14047550
Nope. Ren Xiongmao is best bear, anyways.

>> No.14047564

>>14047554
>Why are you people replying to some Tewi poster?
Because Tewi's adorable in a kind of way. The kind of way that makes me want to grab the little shit by the ears and spank her until that smug grin is gone.

>> No.14047565
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14047565

Let's change the subject.
For those who play video games
Would your monstergirl waifu play video games with you?
Do you think she'd enjoy the last game you played?

>> No.14047569

>>14047539
>Vampire entertaining guest in the study
>Dhampir begins blasting "Kill thy mother and fuck your Father on her grave" from her room again
>All she can do is sigh and try to block it out,having learned that it's impossible to get her daughter to shut it off,

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>>14047554
Tewi is hot!
Cheating on a waifu with Tewi!

>> No.14047573

>>14047565
>Would your waifu play video games with you?
Hell yeah. We'd play video games a lot, I can imagine us fighting each other in games like Arcana Heart and stuff a lot.
>Do you think she'd enjoy the last game you played?
The last game I played was No More Heroes, I don't think she'd be into it at all.

>> No.14047575

>>14047433
Bento with fresh vegetables, tempura, egg, and rice with "Do your best!" written on it.

>> No.14047576

>>14047565
>Do you think she'd enjoy the last game you played?
Would she enjoy Monster Girl Quest?

>> No.14047579

>>14047565
>You will never play vidya with your waifu
>You will never play strip-vidya with your waifu
>You will never play vidya with your waifu sitting in your lap
>You will never play vidya while having slow polynesian sex with your waifu

>> No.14047581

>>14047565
>Dragon
>"I don't understand, why do you sneak around in a box, just kill the fuckers."
>"Also, make sure you get the diamonds."

Great, just the kind of backseat gaming I needed.

>> No.14047587

>>14047576
She'd get shell shocked by Plansect.

>> No.14047588

>>14047539
Edgelord Dhampirs would be more into douchey metalcore bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57WbK23_-As

>> No.14047590

>>14047565
I only play specific types of games these days, mainly stuff like Kancolle and Grand order along with the odd H game or two. I doubt most monster girls would enjoy that kind of thing, let alone an Ushi-Oni but that doesn't stop me imagining her slamming the desk and saying that E-7 is an unfair map.

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>>14047579

>> No.14047594

>>14047575
Crow Tengu or Shirohebi.

>> No.14047596

>>14047590
>Specific types of games
>Kancolle and Grand Order
So browser and mobile-based Japanese card games?

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>>14047593

>> No.14047599

>>14047579
You need to believe.

>> No.14047601

>>14047565
Probably if I got her interested in one of the characters of the game. I want to teach a Ryu how to play Ryu in Street Fighter

>> No.14047603

>>14047565
>Jinko
>Transistor
Aren't Jinkos a race of warriors? Seeing her plan out her Turn() strategies would be pretty cool.

>> No.14047606

>>14047596
Pretty much. Kancolle is too cute girl focused for monster girls to enjoy and imagining an Ushi trying to play on a phone with her huge hands is amusing to say the least.

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>>14047433
>Her father shook the hands of her murderers

>> No.14047626

You are masturbating in your room, and your kikimora maid walks in and sees you?
What do?

>> No.14047630

>>14047626
Stare her in the eyes and finish like a boss.

>> No.14047632

>>14046600
I've seen cuter.

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1400/45/1400457483278.jpg

>> No.14047633

>>14047626
Why am I masturbating when I have a kikimora maid?

>> No.14047634

>>14047626
>masturbating
>not having sex with her
There's your problem

>> No.14047635

>>14047626
Ask her if she wants to help.

>> No.14047636

>>14047626
Stare at her and continue.

>> No.14047637

>>14047626
Stare her straight in the eyes.

>> No.14047638

>>14047565
Yes, yes she would.
>Payday 2
She'd be great on loud heists, but she'd fuck up stealth heists something fierce.

>> No.14047639

>>14047626
Ask her to join in

>> No.14047641

>>14047626
Finnish, and then ask her to clean it up

>> No.14047642

>>14047626
[X]Rape the maid

She opened the door while I was doing something, she knows what happens by now.

>> No.14047644

>>14047626
Aim for the mouth.

>> No.14047647

>>14047626
Scold her. A good maid never let her master know shes' watching his meatslapping sessions.

>> No.14047648

>>14047632
That's not a monstergirl.

>> No.14047650

>>14047626
"Kyah~ ecchi!" and slap her.

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>>14047626
How do I know she didn't spend the last [insert days/months/years she's been in my house] entering my room specifically to catch me masturbating?

I mean, being a MGE monster and all

>> No.14047656

>>14047565
God no, she'd probably despise all of my hobbies.

>> No.14047660

>>14047357
>who look like they were just old enough to be hired
I don't think they would have much of a chest at all in MGC if that was the case.

>> No.14047662

>>14047357
Why are a pair of virginal foxes even working as hookers anyway...?

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>>14047594
Well, close enough.
The trickster merchants don't really have a distinctive food item other than sake that sets them apart from all the other Oriental Adventures monsters.

Although I could also include an extra serving of lunch money with the caveat that she needs to bring back a multiple of it at the end of the week.
Moneylending doesn't just teach itself.

>> No.14047668

So would your waifu enjoy your guilty pleasure TV shows?
Mine probably would since it's an anime about masochism. And she'd probably tease the hell out of me about it.

>> No.14047669

>>14047662
They were just promoted from Geisha?

>> No.14047670

>>14047662
It's probably a ruse for them to catch husbands.

>> No.14047671

>>14047565
I don't know if monster hunter would be enoyable for them.

>> No.14047681

>>14047670
Most likely scenario with monster girls. That or their mother used to be a hooker and told them how fun it was.

>> No.14047692

>>14047668
I don't have guilty pleasures, I enjoy what I enjoy and don't make up reasons or excuses. That said I don't think she'd enjoy half of them.

>> No.14047697

>>14047670
Rather than a rouse, if you disregard the whole "used goods slut" meme that gets thrown around far too often, wouldn't a call-girl service be a spectacular aid for MGs?

We already know that in plenty of cases, they won't just settle down with the first guy they sleep with. They tend to..."Shop around", so to speak. Working for such a service then would be a great aid! Rather than going through the trouble of hunting down and raping guys on their own, instead they get calls and are told right where to go to get a lonely guy to "Try out"! Then, they just quit when they find one they like. Easy peasy.

>>14047681
>Born into prostitution
This concept bothers me. Especially after this one rather...disturbing, h-manga...

>> No.14047702

>>14047630
>like a boss
Don't do that.

>> No.14047704

>>14047697
>Wanting a literal whore for a wife.
>Ever.

>> No.14047707

>>14047697
Sounds lazy to me. I don't think I could marry a monstergirl unless she earned it.

>> No.14047711

>>14047697
Well if you were born to a prostitute mother, you had no known father or your dad was your mom's pimp, and you were raised in a whore house your whole life surrounded by sex and eroticism, what profession do you think the girl would get in to?

>> No.14047714

>you will never bake hazelnut cookies for your Titania onee-san

>> No.14047718

>>14047697
They'd have to deal with guys who don't want to shack up with a literal whore.

One of the books mentions something similar, where some monsters will let themselves be sold off.

>> No.14047719

>>14047704
But she wouldn't be a whore once she's your wife.

>>14047707
That, on the other hand, is a fair complaint.

>>14047711
Yes, I realize the logic. I still find it disturbing. All the more, in fact...

>> No.14047721

>>14047707
Too bad, she'll just brainwash you into liking her.

>> No.14047725

>>14047704
He never said for a wife, you can't even read

>> No.14047727

>>14047718
That was about them manipulating slave trades.

>> No.14047729

>>14047697
>Especially after this one rather...disturbing, h-manga
What manga?

>> No.14047730

>>14047697
>"used goods slut" meme

That's not a meme, that was literally the bare minimum standard of picking out a first wife up until a century ago in western countries and it still is in many other places around the world.

>> No.14047733

>>14047721
Except that implies I'd use callgirls in the first place.

>> No.14047735

>>14047730
>Implying most people don't marry to the first girl that they bone
IRL wives usually starts as sluts, husbands too

>> No.14047737

>>14047579
>polynesian sex
What is polynesian sex, specifically?

>> No.14047738

>>14047719
I don't think that fixes the fact that for most of her life she was a fucking whore anon.

>> No.14047741

>>14047565
>Tomboy Wolfu getting into Metal Gear
I can see it.

>> No.14047743

>>14047727
Yes, and in both cases they create opportunities to look for a mate while seemingly they are being the ones exploited.

>> No.14047744
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14047744

How do I protected myself from those dastardly succubi?

>> No.14047747

>>14047737
Really slow cuddly lovey dovey sex

>> No.14047751

>>14047744
You can't.

>> No.14047752

>>14047737

Regular sex except you must preform a Haka beforehand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr5Znx4cxKQ

>> No.14047754

>>14047747
alright, thanks.

>> No.14047755

>>14047565
>Lich playing vidya
She's either see it as a pointless distraction or get WAY too into it, becoming the best player in the world due to her tactical thinking and perfect optimisation of all equipment and skills.

>> No.14047765

>>14047752
Come to think of it, do we actually have any monster girls from polynesian mythology?

>> No.14047768

>>14047433
Lots of vegetables, and probably a baggy of freshly cut grass for desert.

>> No.14047770

>>14047730
Fair point. It still gets taken a tad far on the internet though.

>>14047738
But most girls will fuck a lot of guys before settling down anyway. The only difference here is that she gets told what guys to fuck rather than deciding herself, and makes a little money on the side. And really, if you wouldn't go for a girl who used such a tactic, why complain? You wouldn't call such a service and risk being husbando'd by the worker who shows up, right?

>>14047729
Been a while since I read it...but I think the basic premise was regarding a brothel with a maid theme. One story focused on a guy who fucked this one maid, eventually saving up the money to pay to impregnate her. Then he paid for a follow-up to fuck his own daughter when she hit puberty, to initiate her as a whore too, since all girls born through the "impregnation service" also become property of the brothel and thus work there.

Just...nothing about it sat right with me.

>> No.14047772

>>14047735
What part of "A century ago" did you not get? Also if you didn't notice modern divorce rates are massive and relationships are cheap and dime a dozen run ins that mean nothing until some arbitrary devotion point.

>> No.14047778

>>14047768
Holst.

>> No.14047779
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14047779

>>14047529
Ghouls. They look pretty metal, just imagine one in a t shirt and headbanging. It works so well, plus they're undead so it helps with the theme. They'd totally be groupies for such bands.

>> No.14047780

>>14047537
Slut.

>> No.14047792

>>14047744
If male: get a monster wife of some other kind.
If female: get turned into a monster of some other kind.

>> No.14047798
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14047798

I AM COMPLEEEEEEEEEETE

>> No.14047801

>>14047780
That I am.
But come on, wouldn't you enjoy it too if your waifu snuck up on you, reached around, and started rubbing your chest with one hand and your crotch with the other while whispering lewd things in your ear?

>> No.14047803

>>14047772
You said up until, as if that has changed. People keep doing that so it hasn't changed at all in the last century.

>> No.14047806

>>14047770
>You wouldn't call such a service and risk being husbando'd by the worker who shows up, right?

Of course not, but my point still stands that any monster girl who willingly works such a service is a disgusting slut that doesn't deserve a husband.

>> No.14047812

>>14047744
Mana shielding.
Because human mana gets infected by dark energy so easily, you probably can't make a shield OUT of mana.
But you could insulate the area with a null void.

Although, you might make yourself so interesting to wandering Lilim that you accomplish exactly the opposite of what you want.

>> No.14047813

>>14047433

Shrimp, shrimp, more shrimp.

>> No.14047814

>>14047778
Yeah.
>>14047801
I plead the fifth.

>> No.14047817

>>14047801
Yeah, yeah I would.

>> No.14047824

>>14047806
Well, that's your opinion. I wouldn't either, but still, I don't take quite such a harsh view. I mean, if she were obviously using the job as a means to an end, rather than taking any tremendous enjoyment in being a wanton slut.

>> No.14047835

>>14047798
Ho?

>> No.14047840

>>14047824
Doesn't matter, she's still a disgusting whore and should have the privilege of having a husband taken away.

>> No.14047843

>>14047798
FUUUUUUUUCK.

>> No.14047849

>>14047806
>disgusting slut that doesn't deserve a husband
Based on what, exactly?

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14047857

>>14047770
>One story focused on a guy who fucked this one maid, eventually saving up the money to pay to impregnate her.
Oh, I remember that manga
DICK THE DAUGHTERU FAGGOT
I'm was so mad there was no daughteru/mother impregnation

> You wouldn't call such a service and risk being husbando'd by the worker who shows up, right?
I remember this manga as well
http://exhentai.org/s/35b5b2a410/469554-19

>> No.14047865

>>14047768
>>14047778
I just thought of something else to add, a note from me and her mom saying how much we love her and hope she'll have a nice day. Also a note specifically from her mother of tips on how to paizuri that boy she like's brains out written in red ink.

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14047867

>>14047857
>Gee I wonder what this image is about
>"Ran's daughter is about to have her first menstruation"

>> No.14047868

>>14047824
Instead of a callgirl service just make it yet another monstergirl dating service to make it more palatable.

>> No.14047870

>>14047849
Well she fucked multiple men she had no emotional connection or any obligation to for the sake of money and carnal pleasure.

>> No.14047874

How does your waifu react when she realizes asking the local Lich to reanimate you after your natural death was a mistake, as all it did was raise a braindead empty body that was once yours, but devoid of your soul?

>> No.14047875
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14047875

>>14047843
YES, YOU ARE FUCKED.
SHIT OUT OF LUCK.
NOW I'M COMPLETE,
AND YOUR COCKS I WILL SUCK.

>> No.14047877

>>14047849
Based on the fact that she's a prostitute, and prostitutes are scum that don't deserve love of any kind.

>> No.14047878

Do you think a slime could hide entirely under a wurm's scales? You think you are just dealing with a wurm, then BAM, gooey rape.

>> No.14047885

>>14047874
Simple.

She goes on an epic journey through the depths of Hades to recover my soul to join with the revived body.

>> No.14047886

>>14047870
>>14047877
And your point is? How is that worse than any other job? Simply because there's sex? That's retarded

>> No.14047887

>>14047870
So just like 95% of MGs who fuck many people before finding a husbando? Though they do it for free

>> No.14047891

>>14047867
Fag

>> No.14047893

>>14047868
Next to everything in MGC can be used as a dating service. This is just one such thing that includes a transfer of money. While I do understand some people find it distasteful, as >>14047877 makes abundantly clear, eh, to each their own.

>> No.14047895

>>14047887
>spoiler
>what is wringing a man until they pass out

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>>14047361

>> No.14047899

>>14047886
Are you the same retard that was defending cuckolding?

>> No.14047900

>>14047875
Quick, someone plug that hellish, blazing portal!

Goddammit Bollocks, more Diablo-tan when?

>> No.14047902

>>14047878
Anon you're trying to combine two of the most indestructible and simple minded monster girls. I helped to create the Holseti but even I think you've gone to far.

>> No.14047903
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14047903

School is starting. Do you help your waifu study?

>> No.14047904

>>14047899
What does cuckolding have to do with prostutition? You're comparing a man being denied of sex with a woman having sex for money

>> No.14047905

>>14047899
Judging by stylistics, yes.

>> No.14047907

>>14047887
Yeah Monster girls are shit. That's why you stay on the Order continent and marry a Magical Girl Hero while slaughtering whores in the name of God to restore balance. What else? You're not saying you'd actually let a monster girl touch you, right?

>> No.14047908

>>14047857
Oh goddammit.

>SadPanda
I'm on a work computer so I probably shouldn't look. Yet curiosity builds...

>> No.14047909

>>14047887
Probably because when it comes to regular MG rape, there's the chance that you're her first because of the fact that MG's usually outnumber human men. When it comes to MG prostitutes that chance is much lower since their job is literally to fuck human men for money.

>> No.14047911

>>14047902
>Holseti
Well, I'll bet I can create an even more cuddly monster! I'll create a Weresheep/Yeti hybrid!

>> No.14047912

>>14047903
I'm in uni, and she ain't no child.

>> No.14047913

>>14047908
You keep your fucking dick in your pants and wait until you get home motherfucker.

>> No.14047914

>>14047899
I really don't see the problem with marrying a prostitute. it's just a job to her, she's not emotionally invovled in it like she would be fucking you. Plus it's extra spending money for the both of you.

>> No.14047915

>people complaining about monster girls that fuck anybody for money
>Implying that it's any better than what monster girls already do

>> No.14047916

>>14047903
What would a Holstaur even study in college?
>>14047908
That link isn't to the doujin in the picture.

>> No.14047917

>>14047903
Depends what she's studying.

>> No.14047920

>>14047904
>With a man being denied of sex
That has nothing to do with cuckolding.

I think that the guy's logic might be going something like this.
>Guy marries a whore
>Even though she quits, she's still a slutty whore
>She'll inevitably cheat on him
>Therefore he's a cuck
>People who are OK with hookers are therefore cucks and okay with cuckolding

That's my guess anyway.

>> No.14047921

Why would anyone even want a female prostitute in the world full of sex-hungry monsters? Why not just go outside in the forest or something?
There is always a chance to get forcefully husbando'd by a prostitute if she likes you enough anyway. So it's not like it's a "safer" way to get laid

>> No.14047923

>>14047914
That's my point, people think sex is some sort of sacred ritual where you're bound to that person for all eternity. People in this board have no idea how life works if they think sex is so valuable.

>> No.14047924

>>14047907
>You're not saying you'd actually let a monster girl touch you, right?
Actually, that's exactly what I'm saying.
I want to cuddle a hellhound and hold her hand after a long session of passionate fucking.

>> No.14047925

>>14047914
Y'know the point is supposed to be that she quits the service after getting married. If she keeps up with it afterwards and you don't mind, then yeah, you're a cuck.

>> No.14047926

>>14047875
I've always had this picture in mind when imagining what an aroused hellhound looks like. I bet a hellhound's sex is all warm and glowy like that, too.

>> No.14047928

>>14047920
>>She'll inevitably cheat on him
You clearly have never talked to a woman or ever seen a prostitute in real life. Go get some fresh air

>> No.14047930

>>14047921
If I had to guess maybe some people don't want the potential danger that may come with MG rape, or maybe they want a specific species, or maybe they want to avoid certain species, or maybe they want some semblance of control?

>> No.14047932

>>14047926
Too bad Hellhounds are such shits.

>> No.14047933

>>14047923
I can't tell if we're actually being invaded by feminist cucks, or if people are just going along with it for a joke.

Maybe I should just focus on work or studies until this blows over...

>> No.14047934

>>14047921
>you will never go out into public while holding a sign that says "horsepussy or bust"

>> No.14047935

>>14047923
>normalfags

>> No.14047936

>>14047916
>What would a Holstaur even study in college?
Whatever she wants. That's what all those monstergirl anti-stereotype campaigns were for, after all.

>> No.14047937

>>14047923
That why whores or simply promiscuous women are so well respected in the real world, right?

>> No.14047938

>>14047923
Just remember where you are.

>> No.14047940

>>14047921
>Why would anyone even want a female prostitute in the world full of sex-hungry monsters?
>Can pick the race you desire, no stepping outside and getting raped by a devil bug
>Can have some sort of say in what you want to do assuming they're actually good at their job
>Sometimes after a hard day you don't want to go out adventuring

One of the above or a mixture of them.

>> No.14047941

>>14047908
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/35b5b2a410/469554-19

>> No.14047942

>>14047914
Well for one it'll ruin and cheapen your own sex life. Two it puts the both of you at a high risk of contracting an STD. Three she could get pregnant with someone else's kid. Four it's generally a fairly dangerous job as you become an outcast from society that no one really gives a damn about, and she's fucking one crazy guy away from getting her throat sliced or kidney stolen.

Why wouldn't you just marry a waitress? It sounds like you don't care about your wife's well being.

>> No.14047943

>>14047923
This, people here think they're entitled to being someone's first, or that being a virgin somehow makes you more pure, or that a person who has sex casually is trash. People here put far too high value in sex, which is ironic since monster girls are inherently slutty, but there is nothing wrong with that.

>> No.14047944

>>14047933
>there is no middle point, only feminists or trolls
Nice strawmanning. Maybe I'm a guy who likes monster girls and also happen to know how prostitution works as a business, but keep living under a rock

>> No.14047951

>>14047923
>People in this board have no idea how life works if they think sex is so valuable

Yes, I'm sure only people on /jp/ think that.
Fuck off with that tumblr bait of yours.

>> No.14047952

>>14047937
Pornstars are.

>> No.14047954

>>14047933
Honestly I don't really care either way, mostly because the entire scenario is about MG prostitutes which I don't have any interest in myself, so I it doesn't bother me if other people do.

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14047957

>>14046293
>>14046280
A true Witch Hunter of our Lord and God-Emperor of Not Sucking Sigmar would purge and burn all heretical bullshit in a heartbeat.

Starting with Alps.

Suffer not the tranny the live. To the pyre.

>> No.14047959

>>14047943
>entitled
At least try to be subtle.

>> No.14047960

>>14047951
It surprises me how you didn't even read what I wrote. I could have typed cows go moo and you would have fucked me off anyway. Also yes, sex isn't something sacred, that's why people IRL don't have sex only to have children, that's why prostitution exists, that's why MGs exist.

>> No.14047962

>>14047959
Well it's true.

>> No.14047967
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KC did a cover for new MG anthology book
This can be probably count as Alraune art update

>> No.14047968
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>>14047932
You have the right to maintain your objectively wrong opinion.

>> No.14047969

>>14047943
Yeah, it's an interesting dichotomy, where MG's are slutty by nature/design. Yet everyone (including myself) is so fixated on them remaining pure until waifu'd.

>> No.14047973

>>14047952
>pornstars
>respected
Desired, envied, valued as performers by those who employ their services, maybe. Hardly respected.

>> No.14047974

>>14047944
But you're saying that you'd marry a prositute and have no issues with her continuing to work as such. That just screams "Feminist Cuckold".

>>14047928
I'm saying that's what I think the other guy's logic is.

>>14047960
That doesn't mean all people are sluts, and that people don't like to keep it a display of intimacy exclusively between them and their significant other.

>> No.14047978

>>14047967
Uncensored version where?

>> No.14047980

>>14047943
I just think that people should maintain fidelity towards their current partner. Is that really so wrong?

>> No.14047981

>>14047974
I'm not that guy, but I don't think he's saying that he or anyone would be content with them continuing to work as a hooker even after they're in a relation or married. Unless he is in which case he is a cuck.

>> No.14047983

>>14047902
I'm not combining them exactly.

>> No.14047985

>>14047960
>sex isn't something sacred
Well good thing you're here to decide that for all of us.

>> No.14047986 [DELETED] 

>Feminist!
>Cuckold!
Yeah, I'll wait until /pol/ leaves. Some people here actually respect and let their partner do things they want because they trust and respect them. But keep shouting those buzzwords, maybe they'll make you feel like a man. I bet you all would be the losers who actually have a waifu. Obviously since you can't have a real woman you'd rather one who can't say no.

>> No.14047989

>>14047969
Speak for yourself. Also this isn't about previous sexual experience, but selling sex and potentially continuing to do so during a relationship with someone.

>> No.14047990 [DELETED] 

>>14047986
Does this trust and respect include letting your partner go out and fuck other men?

>> No.14047991 [DELETED] 

>>14047974
>feminist cuckold
Oh god my sides, you're telling me that a prostitute having sex with a random guy is the same when having sex with their husband. Again, you still believe sex is the only thing that matters in a relationship and if it is that way you're a horrible person who deserved to be cheated anyway

>> No.14047992

>>14047962
Saying that something is true doesn't make it so.

>> No.14047993

>>14047980
Apparently yes.

>> No.14047997

>>14047985
Only a virgin thinks sex is sacred, if you aren't having sex to reproduce then it's just another form of entertainment, you can't deny that.

>> No.14047999

>>14047989
>Also this isn't about previous sexual experience, but selling sex and potentially continuing to do so during a relationship with someone.
But is it? I actually can't tell.

>> No.14048002 [DELETED] 

>>14047981
See >>14047986 and >>14047991

Yeah, definitely being trolled right about now. Which honestly is the best way to deal with this crap anyway. So, y'know, lesson proved guys, you can stop now. Please?

>> No.14048005

>>14047999
It's about master angling.

>> No.14048009

>>14048002
You know, when you're called out on your bullshit, you don't just shout "troll!" and suddenly my point is invalidated.

>> No.14048010 [DELETED] 

>>14047986
Anthony Burch pls go

>> No.14048011

>>14047997
>Only a virgin thinks sex is sacred
>assumption

>if you aren't having sex to reproduce then it's just another form of entertainment
>projection

No friend, I think I can deny this very easily. Bait harder.

>> No.14048014

>>14048011
>I can deny this very easily
Do it

>> No.14048016

>>14047980
Yeap, by a modern liberal logic you are basically just as bad as a slaveholder

>> No.14048019 [DELETED] 

>>14047986
This is so beta and full of feminist shaming tactics, I don't even know what to say.

Well done, I guess.

>> No.14048020 [DELETED] 

>>14047991
Y'know I just realized. You're saying that we're the ones putting sex on some kind of pedestal, when in fact he's just saying "Sex is sex, and married couples should be exclusive in this regard", while you're the one who's claiming this divide, as though sex between a couple is some special thing that's wholely separate from sex with other people.

>> No.14048029

>>14048016
But only because you're a man. If you were a woman then by modern lib logic it's perfectly fine for you to go out and fuck as many other men as you want, while expecting your SO to stay completely loyal to you.

>> No.14048032

>>14047967
Kind of a pity that art updates are like 5+ months away at the earliest.

>> No.14048033

>>14048009
Said the kettle to the pot.

>>14048029
>HaohiChuckling.png

>> No.14048034 [DELETED] 

>>14048020
No, I'm saying sex is just sex and people should stop treating it like some bonding ritual.

>> No.14048035 [DELETED] 

>>14047991
>if you don't want your wife to fuck other men you are horrible person
Oh, what a brave new world we live in!

>> No.14048036

What's the sluttiest thing you'd be willing to do for your waifu?

>> No.14048040

>>14048014
Ok: You're a baiting tumblr faggot, and not everyone thinks or feels like you, and your "experience" will never be more than anecdotal.

>> No.14048044

>>14048033
I've been living under a rock for the past while, is this actually a thing? I thought she was just a cute OC that less would draw.

>> No.14048045

>>14048036
Banana hammock in public.

>> No.14048047

>>14048035
>strawmanning
Good job

>> No.14048049

>>14048035
If only they knew how dumb they sound.

Oh well, the ride never ends.

>> No.14048053

>>14047968
I want to tell a Hellhound just what a shit she is.

>> No.14048054

>>14048040
That's an assumption, not factual evidence. Also there's at least another person other than me

>> No.14048055

>>14048044
Aftyn wrote a story. People didn't much care for it.

>> No.14048056
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14048056

How many foxes is too many foxes?

>> No.14048059 [DELETED] 

>>14048034
Oh good you've stopped trying.

Now go away.

>> No.14048060

>>14048056
There is no limit.

>> No.14048061

>>14048036
I don't have a definite favorite girl, but I'd sink to such depravities for several monster girls.

>> No.14048062

>>14048049
And you don't sound dumb saying that threesomes are ntr?

>> No.14048063

>>14048036
There aren't too many things I wouldn't do for her.

>> No.14048065

>you will never have a rock off against a Devil so she'll pay your rent.

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14048066

>>14048053
She'll burn your eyebrows off of your head, call you a shit, and then be coddled by her husband, who has good taste and appreciates her.

>> No.14048067

>>14048061
What depravities?

>> No.14048068

>>14048054
And you're both retarded. You don't get to decide what should/shouldn't matter to a guy.

>> No.14048070 [DELETED] 

>>14048034
I'm being serious here. Would you be okay if your partner goes out and fucks other men? Yes or no?

>> No.14048071

>>14048056
No such ting!

Also, brown fox was best.

>> No.14048073 [DELETED] 

>>14048059
What? Did reality hit you with a shovel so hard that you're reduced to mindless replies? What a shame.

>> No.14048074

>>14048036
Hidden public fucking. In a near empty movie theater, in the bushes by a busy highway, in a bathroom stall, anyplace we can do it and have the fear of being caught but not be in plain sight.

>> No.14048075

>>14048056
Anything above ten with the exception of multiples of nice. I want one of every tail count at least. Having more of one or the other would throw off my ocd boner.

>> No.14048078
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14048078

Have you "SEX IS JUST SEX, GOD!!!" people ever gone outside in your entire life? Women and girls who think of sex as just "for fun" with other people are treated like sluts. And get this: they are sluts.

Same with men who sleep around, they're treated like leeches and no-gooders who you protect your daughters from.

And much like any other kind of person in the world, there are going to be people attracted to those sluts/leeches. Because that's how it works.

You cannot be "a cuck" for having sex with a slut, but if you're actively dating a woman who sleeps around and she agrees to calling it a serious relationship, and your emotional investment is with you and them forming a real bond together? Sex is a lot more important than just "for fun". And having her tell you one day "I'm pregnant" will lead to you subconsciously wondering, "is this mine?"

Spoken from someone who's gone through with it IRL, it sucks.
And yes it was mine, DNA tests are fun.
We divorced anyways.

>> No.14048079

>>14048062
Where did I say that?

>> No.14048081

>>14048056

ALL THE FOXES

>> No.14048082

>>14048036
I'd let her fuck my butt with a magic futa dick while wearing girly clothes.

>> No.14048083 [DELETED] 

>>14048070
Is she doing it for funsies? No
Is she a professional prostitute, is paid accordingly and has stds control? Yes

>> No.14048084 [DELETED] 

>>14048034
>he doesn't know about partner-bonding
No wonder you spout this nonsense.

>> No.14048085
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14048085

>meanwhile Unicorn is looking at the shitstorm she caused and giggling to herself

>> No.14048086

>>14048036
I don't know. I haven't really established up upper limit for the sort of things I'd do for my waifu.

How about you suggest the sluttiest thing possible, and I'll say wherever or not I'd do it for her.

>> No.14048089

>>14048078
Is this a pasta?

>> No.14048090
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14048090

>>14048081
>>14048056

>> No.14048091

>>14048078
Well, sucks to be you. Though just to point out, the people who're saying "Sex is just sex" are the ones advocating for fidelity between two people; while those saying there's a difference between "Couples" and "Other People" having sex are the ones saying that it's "Just for fun".

>> No.14048092 [DELETED] 

>>14048083
So why is one okay and the other not?

Also, what about all the other negatives related to the sex industry? Would you not have concerns about that?

>> No.14048093 [DELETED] 

>>14048084
>bonding is only viable by sex
You are the one saying nonsense

Everybody in these threads comment on how to fuck monster girls, creatures made for the sake of pornography, however you act as if sex is sacred and pure. Even feminists aren't this retarded.

>> No.14048095

>>14048056
That's not a hard question at all.
The harder question is, how many kumiho is too many? Assume you're in your home alone with them, but if there is more than one they have to fight over you. Two is too few, they'll just fight and that's it. Three is good, they'll be in a mexican standoff. Four or more is bad, they'll form alliances and the winners eat you.

>> No.14048097 [DELETED] 

>>14048092
I just said why one is okay and the other not, and you ask it again?

>> No.14048099 [DELETED] 

>>14048073
Pot calling the kettle black take deus.

>>14048062
About 3 hours late to that one anon. But good job trying to deflect from the current shitstorm by bringing up an older one.

>> No.14048100

>>14048086
She ties you up, makes you wear an embarrassing outfit, and rides you while making you say how much of a slut you are and how you're just a slave for mistress.
While recording it for her own nefarious purposes.

>> No.14048101

>>14047986
>>14047991
This is bait.

>> No.14048102

>>14048095
Obviously in this situation more is better, so there should be no upper limit.

>> No.14048104 [DELETED] 

>>14048093
>Because we like talking about sex, we're not allowed to treat it as something we want to do with an exclusive partner
Seriously, quit while you're behind.

>> No.14048105

>>14048078
>DNA tests
I heard they were forbidden somewhere to not disturb "family secrets and well-being" or something

>> No.14048107 [DELETED] 

>>14048097
Go back and read my post again. You have answered neither of my questions.

>> No.14048108
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14048108

Take a fucking squirrel and calm down,.

>> No.14048109 [DELETED] 

>>14048093
>He doesn't even know about oxytocin
Fuck it, be a cuck if you like.

>> No.14048110
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14048110

>>14048085
remove unicorn

>> No.14048111

>>14048105
Was it Sweden?

>> No.14048114

>>14048055
What story is that? I know he wrote bestiality with Kitsch.

>> No.14048115

>>14048100
I thought we were trying to push the limits off acceptable sluttery here. Are you even trying? You're describing a regular night of roleplay.

>> No.14048116

I want to become a wizard so I can annoy Gandharvas by doing this all day!
https://youtu.be/VRKlLKnXt-g

>> No.14048117

>>14048110

Why do bad puns make me laugh so fucking much?

>> No.14048118
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>>14048108
Squirrel monstergirl when?

>> No.14048119

>>14048115
Alright then, what do you suggest, Slutty McSlutterson?

>> No.14048120

>>14047361
Well, this was a fun exercise. I hope everybody learned something from this experience and that the mods ban me for causing this shitstorm, my apologies for this mess and I hope we all had some fun. If somebody else continues sperging it won't be at least me, cheers.

>> No.14048122

>>14048105
>>14048111
That was France, actually.

>> No.14048124

>>14048111

France is the only one I know of off the top of my head.

>> No.14048128

>>14048110
Bicorn a shit
>Not being a heroic Paladin of Eros rescuing folks while mounted on your courageous waifu mount.

>> No.14048129

>>14048117
Because bad puns are best puns

>> No.14048130
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14048130

>>14048118
Probably never.

At least I can imagine a Kokonoe Werecat/Nekomata.

>> No.14048131

>>14048122
>>14048124
Huh. Thought all the french girls were buttsluts.

>> No.14048132

>>14048114
He more recently wrote a story featuring .less' Angel, Haohi. I forget the title but the gist was that she gets hired to work as a waitress at an erotic art gallery, the uniform being a topless bunny-suit. She gets off on it, then gets pissed when her husband shows up to the gallery. Then gets more pissed when he gets hard from some of the photography on display. Then she takes him into an empty hall, gives him a BJ makes him cum in a champagne glass then drinks the literal cocktail.

>> No.14048135

>>14048118
Are there any squirrel monsters? No wait, we got valkyries, maybe we'll get daughters of Ratatoskr or something.

>> No.14048137

>>14048130
>You'll never be hired by a SCIENCE!Nekomata to help with her experiments so twisted they'd make a horny Lich blush.
Dammit.

>>14048118
Maybe one day he'll walk into an arcade and see someone playing through as Makoto and get inspired.

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>>14048056
Just look at this guy's face. You can taste the Vietnam flashbacks in his stare.

>> No.14048140

>>14048067
Depends on the species and personality, really. In general, for the even tempered or meeker girls, plenty of exhibitionism, public parks, bath and dressing rooms, low attendance cinema halls, car with a tinted window etc.
For the more more proactive ones, again depends on their tastes, pet play including some outdoors fun with it, several other forms of bdsm, being the most outrageously flirtatious house husband.

>> No.14048141
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14048141

How do we fix matango?

>> No.14048142

>>14048135
There aren't any beetle or frog monsters, yet we still go monstergirls based off of those.

Do you dislike monstergirls based off of existing species instead of mythological figures or something?

>> No.14048143

>>14048138

>"Ara ara, let's have a lot of fun!"
>"...Anon? Are you OK?"

>> No.14048144

>>14048141
With fire.

>> No.14048146

>>14048141
Replace them with a better monster girl.

>> No.14048147

>>14048141
With tactical nukes.

>> No.14048148

>>14048141
Flamethrowers.

>> No.14048151

>>14048119
Provided that hygenic standards were sensibily adhered to, I'd let her sit on my face and eat out her ass for as long as she wanted.
I'd get as depraved with her as she wanted, provided no actual scat was involved.
Hell, I'd even go out of my way to act like a puppy to her in public, licking her hands and face, and general seeing just how embarressed I can get her by acting like a total sub.

>> No.14048155

>>14048122
>>14048124
France has also banned 2D loli and their isps are redirecting some boorus to a police notice.

You guys should've let Hitler put them all to the guillotine before they go full cuck.

>> No.14048156

>>14048140
>Exhibitionism and Pet Play
>Possibly at the same time
Good shit anon. Good shit.

Captcha those are pistachios not peanuts...

>> No.14048157

>>14048143
>[Thousand Yard Stare intensifies]

>> No.14048159

I want to cum inside _____Ryu_____

>> No.14048161

>>14048132
Funnily enough, the Whorehi thing stuck after this much to .less' displeasure.
You reap what you sow I guess.

>> No.14048162

>>14048155
Since when France is more YES than Sweden?

>> No.14048163

>>14048141
napalm.

>> No.14048165

>>14048159
Why do you want to cum inside a Street Fighter character?

>> No.14048166

>>14048056
>That art style.
Is this from the same artist that brought us the best NTR doujin ever done?

>> No.14048169

>>14048161
To be fair, he did talk Aftyn out of what likely would have been a much worse story.

>> No.14048170

>>14048142
Frogs and giant bugs are common RPG monsters. Squirrels, not so much.

>> No.14048171

>>14048165
Anon please

>> No.14048172

>>14048155
>2d loli total ban
>booru banning

I'd probably move to Madagascar at that point.

>> No.14048173

>>14048171
Alright not street fighter, why do you want to cum inside the main character from Ninja Gaiden?

>> No.14048175

>>14048169
Even then, people already acknowledge Haohi as some double standards slut.

That's bound to happen when you get someone that has written NTR and slutty girls before to write about your precious OC characters.

>> No.14048176

>>14048156
You are my nigga.
Though I'm a filthy switch who doesn't mind who's the pet.

>> No.14048177

>>14048173
Anon
Please

>> No.14048178

>>14048175
True, true. Still, not as bad as an out-right gangbang on the beach.

>> No.14048181

>>14048176
Nor I anon, nor I. Taking turns really does get the most fun out of things.
Also Wrestling-for-Dominance Sex.

>> No.14048182

>>14048178
Knowing Aftyn, they would have been actual wolves, too, to make it even worse.

>> No.14048184

>>14048177
Why do you want to cum inside that guy from Shaman King?

>> No.14048185

>>14048173
>not wanting to assrape that faggot for all the misery he causes you with his poorly coordinated movements by the time you manage to finish any of the fucking games but especially two

>> No.14048189

>>14048182
Would she be collared and tied to a post?

>> No.14048190

>>14048132
>>14048182
>>14048178
Well guys at least with me you know that i'm a dishonest faggot, so you can trust me honestly.

But I don't really care about Haohi or that shit whatsoever but writing stories just to trigger is about as stupid as a Titania asking you to taste something purple.

>> No.14048192

>>14048190
Aftyn why're you talking like Jack Sparrow?

Neighbor Cat when?

>> No.14048195

>>14048184
But he's not a monster girl

>> No.14048203

>>14048195
You don't know.

>> No.14048205

>>14048203
I do know.

>> No.14048206

I personally really like bitchy Haohi! I think she's cute in her own way! I want her to step on me!

>> No.14048209

>>14048205
No you don't.

>> No.14048211

>>14048195
Come to think of it, Shaman King had plenty of Monster Girls, didn't it?

Putting aside the basic tenant of ghosts, there was Horohoro's little leaf fairy and Eliza to name a couple.

>> No.14048212

>>14048206
.less please.

>> No.14048214

>>14048206
less please, contain your autism

>> No.14048215

>>14048036
>Mild bondage
>Exhibition
>Presenting myself to her on the bed wrapped in ribbons

>> No.14048218

>>14048192
I'm not Aftyn. I'm Narcissus.

>> No.14048221

>>14048209
Yes I do.

>> No.14048223

>>14048212
>>14048214
If I were .less I'd want her to have a dick and be in bondage while an Anubis and Dragon make out in the sunset

I want Haohi to make me lick her feet!

>> No.14048225

>>14048181
Yepp, teaching and learning about each others preferences in turn does allow for making the best of it. That it lends itself so well to the adrenaline fueled rush of exhibitionism is just the icing on the cake.
As for wrestling for dominance, that's probably the best way to make use of more unusual positions.

>> No.14048227

>>14048221
nuh-uh

>> No.14048229

>>14048221
Do not.

>> No.14048230

>>14048206
While Akai watches?

>> No.14048233

>>14048206
.less, pls

>> No.14048236

>>14048227
>>14048229
FIGHT ME

>> No.14048238

>>14048223
Anon, please. You have no idea where those have been.

>> No.14048241

>>14048236
Two at once?
Anon, you shouldn't, be reasonable.

>> No.14048243

>>14048223
You know he recently drew a thing of Haohi with a very happy face and dialogue reading
>"A girl with a thingy? That's a great idea!"

>> No.14048248

>>14048243
Haven't seen it, but that's most likely a Shimoneta reference, like with the Kajou-Manticore.

>> No.14048258

>>14048243
Post it

>> No.14048261
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14048261

>you will never act as a paternal figure to a group of monstergirl orphans

>> No.14048262

>>14048230
If she wanted that, but I'd prefer she dominate me alone!

>>14048238
I don't care, I want those Angel feet on my face and in my mouth! I want her to deride me and mock me while doing so! I want her to call me pathetic and push me back so she can rape me proving how inferior I am to her!

>> No.14048270

>>14048182
>>14048189
>worse
You misspelled better.

>> No.14048272

>>14048261
>A sterile echidna will never visit everyday so she can pretend you're her husband and the orphans her children

>> No.14048277

>>14048258
I just tried. Got a "File contains embedded file" error.

>> No.14048279

>>14048272
if you married an echidna, that seems like a pretty good life.

>> No.14048280

>>14048272
>Not marrying her and living happily ever after with your adoptive family

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14048281

>>14048243

>> No.14048282

>>14048277
Paste/Open it in paint, save it as a png, post it.

>> No.14048288

>>14048280
That comes next.

>> No.14048293

>You will never be the herrenvolk to a Schwarzwolf

>> No.14048296

>>14048262
You really are the lowest of scum if you want to be humiliated by something that makes the loosest, most foul tempered semen demons look classy.

>> No.14048304

>>14048296
I know, I'm so terrible! I deserve for Haohi to look at me with a smug disgusted face and put me in my place! I want her to establish her dominance over me in front of the whole art gallery!

>> No.14048307

>>14048304
You must have fapped a lot to Illias.

>> No.14048309

>>14048293
That's alright, now the fact that I'll never find myself stranded in the Tailpussy Republic without money or my papers is a real bummer.

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14048311

>>14048282

>> No.14048314

>>14048304
Normally I'd condone your faggotry, but you need to choose your mistresses better.

>> No.14048316

Mono is streaming again

>> No.14048318

>>14048304
I want self-insert OCs like Maritan, Ilassa, and Haohi to go and stay go.

>> No.14048322

>>14048316
What's he drawing?

>> No.14048328

>>14048318
Eh, Mari is fun.

>> No.14048333

>>14048318
I actually enjoy their art though. All the drama bullshit that goes with it, less so. Although Mari can be fun at times.

>> No.14048335

I want both Mari AND Haohi to step on me! I want them both to remind me how inferior human boys are!

>> No.14048340

>>14048333
The art is fine but if they're going to start drama bullshit every time they're mentioned I'd rather they go.

>> No.14048341

>>14048322
Sawyer from Black Lagoon

>> No.14048343

>>14048335
I hope a bunch of Beelzebutts step on you.

>> No.14048346

>>14048318

Wait- People are self inserting as the monster girls?

Does that mean we have alps here?

>> No.14048347

>>14048340
We're gonna have drama bullshit and shitstorms either way, so may as well do so but with MG art as well.

>> No.14048349

>>14048272
I actually wrote a greentext about that a few months back.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13589459/#13589528

>> No.14048354

>>14048335
I'd like that too, but without OCs.
Maybe a Demon.

>> No.14048355

>>14048349
I know, I was referencing it.

>> No.14048356

>>14048349
I remember that, it was cute
Wish someone had filled it up a bit

>> No.14048357

>>14048346
Obviously. At least Mari's (Probably) actually a girl.

>> No.14048359

>>14048346
Nonsense, there are no alps. B-But if it makes you feel better, you can wait in my basement until we make sure there aren't any alps in here. It's safe, it has nachos beer and halo. Just wait in my basement and it'll all be OK.

>> No.14048362

>>14048359

Halo?

You can't trick me, there are angles in the basement waiting to rape me aren't there?

>> No.14048363

>>14048349
I regret not screencapping it.

>> No.14048364

>>14045733
Why does this sound so familiar?

>> No.14048366

>>14048359
Why would I ever want to go into someone's basement?

>> No.14048373

>>14048357
That's a lie. Mari is Flame Noumander.

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1398/75/1398758871914.swf

This is ironically one of the more tame things she's ever linked.

>> No.14048377

>>14048373
>Megaman
What is this even? I don-
>Fat chick in Elephant-themed BDSM gear approaching a chair with a giant dildo stuck to it
DONE.

>> No.14048379

>>14048377
>chick

>> No.14048380

>>14048377
I don't think that was a chick there, bud.

>> No.14048382

>>14048377
Anon, if you cum that fast you'll shame yourself in front of your new elephant waifu.

>> No.14048385

>>14048379
>>14048380
I didn't linger long enough to see whether there was a bulge to show that the tits were moobs or not. I saw the fat and the trunk and went full "NOPE".

God I think I'm gonna be sick...

>> No.14048386

>>14048373
You know what, I blame myself, I should've known better.

You win this round, anon.

>> No.14048390

>>14048354
You some kind of sissy boy, son? Wanting some delicate, blue soles dragged over your face? Dainty cerulean toes prying your lips apart and being commanded to do the only thing you're worthy of and start licking?

>> No.14048392

>>14048385
Fucking pussy.

>> No.14048395
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14048395

>Phoenix harpy
>Goes through her cycle of death and rebirth roughly every 25 years
>Is reborn after death as a newborn baby
>At 1 year old, she looks like a 4 year old child
>At 2, she has the body of an 8 year old
>By the time she's 25, she'll look like an older woman
>She retains her memories upon rebirth, but will still have to work on developing her motor functions each time her life begins anew

Would you?

>> No.14048396

>>14048390
Yes, I would like that. And maybe a footjob afterwards.

>> No.14048401

>>14048395
Sure, sounds nice.
2 years of celibacy with each rebirth doesn't sound too bad.

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14048404

..what the fuck did i come back to...

>> No.14048406

>>14048404
Haohi a slut! Sluuut!

>> No.14048408

>>14048404
What happened to your arm?

>> No.14048409 [SPOILER] 
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14048409

>>14048395
yes I would but then again i'd any of the harpy species
i'm still wondering why KC hasn't made a Phoenix MG yet

>> No.14048411

>>14048404
What happened to your arm?

>> No.14048412

>>14048404
You really just shouldn't come back. Go and stay go.

>> No.14048413

>>14048404
Did you break your arm? Are you OK?

>> No.14048414

>>14048404
I don't even know.

All I know right now is that I want Funkersoldaten monstergirls.

>> No.14048416

>>14048404
What's with the sling, tragic handjob related accident?

>> No.14048418

>>14048401
>not AWWWWRRIIIGHTTTTing your waifu
Pleb

>> No.14048419

>>14048404
You fell off the bicycle again, didn't you?

>> No.14048423 [DELETED] 

You didn't hurt yourself trying to write, did you?

>> No.14048424

>>14048404

Don't tell me you're still surprised by the shit that goes on here.

>> No.14048428

>>14048423
>Hurting yourself while trying to write
Well, that's quite the feat.

>> No.14048430

>>14048404
You didn't hurt yourself trying to write again, did you?

>> No.14048431

>>14048346
Even KC has a Baphomet self insert

>> No.14048432

>>14048404
How did she break her arm, handjob gone wrong?

>> No.14048438

>>14048401
>>14048418
Well, maybe you could make arrangements prior to her death. Figure out a system of consent, even.
Two sucks on the pacifier for yes, one suck for no.

Then, in four years time, you can embarrass her by reminding her that you changed her diaper for several months, and still have her baby photos saved somewhere.

>> No.14048441

>>14048431
No he doesn't.

His self-insert is the Wandering Scholar, who has a Leanan Sidhe waifu.

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>>14048335
i have an image for that

>>14048430
shut up.

>>14048206
...i dont know how i should feel about that

>> No.14048456

>>14048396
What makes you think you could ever earn the sublime ministrations of a Demon's feet? You'd have to beg almost as pathetically as you'd be moaning as those tender soles and deft toes got to work, kneading and caressing. Hell, you're probably some ungrateful little wretch that would soil his benevolent mistress' feet with his seed.

>> No.14048459

>>14048438
I retain my view that 8 is a good minimum physical age for her to reach.

>> No.14048460

>>14048430
>.less
>writing

>> No.14048461

>>14048408
>>14048413
>>14048416
>>14048419
>>14048430
>>14048432
Trying to jerk off too many dudes too quickly.

>> No.14048464

>>14048346
Maritan and ELH are Lilims, .less is Haohi/His monsterboy, Fizz is a Cheshire, BobAnon is a Kitsune, Anubisfucker is a Goobis, Ovaries is a Cyclops or a Shoggoth, depending on who you ask, Kenkou Cross is a Baphomet.

Alp is an Alp that's bound up by unbreakable Bismuth chains as she kneads her legs together while Shaugoro of the Seven Euphorias tries to force her to eat his Pleasure Toast from the toaster apparatus wedged into his face.

Its torpid, half-toasted grey matter flopping wetly to the floor, splattering ichor on the cold stone as he yells shit like "PAIN IS THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE. GIVE INTO YOUR DESIRE. FEAST UPON MY TOAST. MY PLEASURE TOAST. YOU HUNGER FOR IT."

>> No.14048467

>>14048460
Id say more but I might get hurt.

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>>14048461

>> No.14048474

>>14048464
Wut

>> No.14048479

>>14048395
Under MGE's system a phoenix harpy would be an interesting case. So we all know in monster/human relationships lifespans are linked with the man living as long as his waifu. Assuming Phoenixes are technically immortal since they're reborn every time they die it means one of two possibilities:
>The man dies and his waifu is reborn with a dead husband to come back to
>He's a full fledged immortal
Or there's also the third option that he's reborn each time with her, meaning not only does he get to be his waifu's childhood friend during her new cycle but if they retained their memories and desire to show their love to each other physically then they'd also be getting up to some awkward loli/shota sex while not being used to doing it in such bodies.

>> No.14048481
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>>14048223

>> No.14048482

>>14048438

What about if she just starts sucking your dick?

She is still your wife, has the mind of an adult and is a monster on top of that after all. Ever consider that she might want the dick?

>> No.14048483
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14048483

>>14047284
fuck off

>> No.14048488

I want to help pluck feathers from a harpy during molting season

>> No.14048495

>>14048464
>Anubisfucker is a Goobis
Why would he be the thing he wants to fuck?
That he alternately uses the name "AnonLich" should tell you all that you need to know.

>> No.14048496

>>14048479
I would either go with the second or third option. The third option by far seems as the most interresting one.

It would also allow for some great pranking.

>> No.14048497

>>14048456
Maybe if I teased her enough that she decided to punish me?
And yes, I would! I'd enjoy soiling her feet, too!

>> No.14048499

>>14048479
>Or there's also the third option that he's reborn each time with her, meaning not only does he get to be his waifu's childhood friend during her new cycle but if they retained their memories and desire to show their love to each other physically then they'd also be getting up to some awkward loli/shota sex while not being used to doing it in such bodies.
Words cannot describe how much I want this.

Holy christ if KC made a Phoenix like this she may well become my new favorite. Up there at the very least.

>> No.14048506

>>14047374
Then... write some more?

>> No.14048507

>>14048444
You still didn't answer what happened to your arm. Why avoid the question?
Do you not want cookies?

>> No.14048513

>>14048404
I want Haohi to step on me and call me pathetic!

>>14048444
This is pleasing to my being! I love being degraded by both of them, it makes me feel loved.

>>14048481
Haohi is the cutest!

>> No.14048514
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>>14048488
I want to help brush a kobold whos shedding her winter coat

>> No.14048515

>>14048495
I ask the same thing as to why people think i'm a Shoggoth.

>> No.14048520

>>14048515
because you love your eldritch abominations, shoggocks

>> No.14048522

>>14048496
>It would also allow for some great pranking.
Also gentle teasing about flat chests and a small dick. Even better if the phoenix used to be proud of her large chest or the guy used to be well endowed, would make for some great "just you wait a few years" moments.
>>14048499
I'm never normally fond of the whole being a shota idea but that situation is all kinds of appealing. Dear god this is third idea I've come up with in the last three days, I should stop being stubborn and learn to write my own shit already.

>> No.14048524

>>14048459
Yeah, jokes aside, I think that's around the age for young lolicon which most people would be comfortable with.

>>14048479
There's also the option for some sort of reincarnation, maybe similar to Aquarion. The husband and the phoenix both go together into death, and they're reborn to discover each other again, in a neverending cycle of two linked souls.

But the third option sounds the most appealing. There is the question of who would be there to raise them both through childhood, though. They might have the minds of their former selves, but without someone to feed them, they'll both be in trouble pretty quickly. Just imagine being reborn in your own home a few feet from your waifu, barely even able to crawl up next to her, and totally unable to speak.
You'd probably want to get yourselves down to a care home of some sort before you both go through rebirth.

>>14048482
Sucking is one thing, seeing as how one could treat it like feeding her, but fucking her would be a little different. Maybe I'd be able to get used to it, but to say I'd be hesitant if put in that situation would be an understatement.

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>>14048507
heck if i know. its a pain to draw at the momment quite litteraly

>>14048513
ok..thats getting a little bit out of hand

>> No.14048527

>>14048488
>>14048514
I want to see the extremely excited and happy face on my Holstaur daughters/wife when spring comes and they can graze a new field

>> No.14048529

>>14048526
Well of course it's out of hand, feet are the exact opposite of hands!

>> No.14048531

>>14048056
Sauce please!!!

>> No.14048533

>>14048526
I never figured Haohi was into playing swingers.

>> No.14048534

>>14048526
please start abusing us with your feet, I'll give you cookies!

>> No.14048536
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>>14048373
I clicked on it and went, "Oh, it's Megaman, whatever." And I went back to this tab with the music still on.
And then I came back to the tab to see a guy fucking a chair.
I need to lie down.

>> No.14048546

>>14048373
>that music
>those noises
My sides, aheeheehee.

>> No.14048548

>You'll never find out a monstergirl who has a crush on you has been suffering from bullying by another MG who's stronger than her at college for months, sometimes even physically hurting her and leaving bruises on herbody
>You'll never end the bullying by surprising the bitch when she comes after the poor girl, push her against the lockers and land a strong, loud punch on one of them, inches away from her face, displaying your previously unknown violent, pissed off side
>You'll never stare the bully straight into her soul until she collapses on the floor and starts crying from shock, as her whore friends scatter in panic
>You'll never turn to the meek monstergirl and ask her if she's alright, before escorting her to the infirmary like nothing happened
>You'll never not see the bully cross your MG friend's path ever again
>You'll never protect a monstergirl

This life, it has no meaning...

>> No.14048552

>>14048526
So you just broke your arm? And you don't even know how?
I'd say get well soon but I'm confused
Did you sleep on the wrong side of the bed? Did you get it caught in a door?

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>>14048444
>>14048481
Has Mari been dethroned from her "Best Feet" throne? You be the judge!

>> No.14048563

>>14048524
>There is the question of who would be there to raise them both through childhood, though. They might have the minds of their former selves, but without someone to feed them, they'll both be in trouble pretty quickly. Just imagine being reborn in your own home a few feet from your waifu, barely even able to crawl up next to her, and totally unable to speak.

I was thinking about this one myself and came up with a reasonable solution. Phoenix Harpies have dealt with this problem for countless years and due to past difficulties with the reincarnation system have planned their births accordingly so whenever one of their daughters "die" the is always going to be one of her sisters there to care for her and the husband.

That raises all kinds of issues in it's own way though, with their kind being immortal and reproducing enough for such plans to be effective it would mean over the generations the world would soon get over run by the sheer numbers of flaming harpies so the care home idea is probably more reasonable.

>>14048526
>heck if i know. its a pain to draw at the momment quite litteraly
And here I was being an assthinking you were just being lazy with commissions.

>> No.14048565

>>14048556
Mari > Haohi
Look into your heart, you know it to be true

>> No.14048567

>>14048548
What if I look big and strong and scary, but I'm actually a masochistic sub who would enjoy getting bullied by a cute girl?
Would the bully be able to see through my tough scary act?

>> No.14048569

>>14048556
I'm not sure, I'm going to need a foot job from each to decide.

>> No.14048573

>>14048565
They're both sluts.

>> No.14048575

>>14048573
Yes but they're our sluts

>> No.14048578

She is only a slut for cookies.

>> No.14048579

>>14048563
>And here I was being an ass thinking you were just being lazy with commissions.
Not mutually exclusive.

>> No.14048581

>>14048567
If the bully tries to talk back, you tell her to shut her whore mouth and to fuck off before something bad happens. If she tries to go physical on you, immobilize her.

Do this for the poor girl, man. You can always ask her for that kind of play later.

>> No.14048582
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>>14048534
..you and your feet fetish...

>>14048563
i finished my commissions.

>> No.14048587

>>14048579
I'll give the benefit of the doubt when a person has arm problems, that shit's not fun even if it probably is from over masturbation. Bullying can wait till it's better.

>> No.14048588

>>14048582
Thank you! I love Haohi's feet! Haohi's feet are the best! Haohi is the best!

Remember when you marry a monster girl you marry her feet too and I think that's beautiful

>> No.14048590

>>14048581
But what if I feel bad about insulting and bullying other people? I'm not an asshole by nature!

>> No.14048593

>>14048582
m-more, I need more!
I want your heel to imprint on my forehead so everytime I rub it, I can feel your love.

>> No.14048595

>>14048588
Damn, you got problems.

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>>14048556
Personally, I think pic related has the best feet of all.
>>14048569
Though I agree with this anon, I'm gonna need evidence from all of them.

>> No.14048597

>>14048590
>I'm not an asshole by nature
Time to man up. Being a righteous asshole at the right moments makes the bad people fear you, especially when it's not your normal "you". Don't falter now, son.

>> No.14048598

>>14048409
WOAH THERE

>> No.14048599

>>14048590
Not many people are. It's an acquired trait.

>> No.14048600

>>14048506
Maybe I will.

>> No.14048601

>>14048596
>Wearing shoes
Automatically disqualified. And who would want some loser flat fujo cyclops to step on them?

>> No.14048604

>>14048601
>Wearing shoes automatically disqualifies
Clearly, you're a fag, so you're opinion is discarded.

>> No.14048608

>>14048597
I'm not going to go out of my way to insult and attack the bullies.
But I will protect the poor girl who's being bullied if the bullies step out of line.

>> No.14048609

>>14048520
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.14048610

>>14048601
>Fujo
She literally lifts and hits hot steel with a giant hammer, /fit/ as fuck.
>Flat
Need my glasses?

>> No.14048611

OK, we have lolifags, fatfags, masochistfags, and now footfags, are there any other fetish fags I should know about?

>> No.14048613
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14048613

Spooky ghosts.

>> No.14048615 [DELETED] 

>>14048526
>cantevenmakeavatar.png
you you admit that you are avatarfagging

>> No.14048617

>>14048608
>But I will protect the poor girl who's being bullied if the bullies step out of line
That's what I was getting at. Being hostile to a bully who's harassing someone you know or like.

>> No.14048620

>>14048613
Shit artist.

>> No.14048621

>>14048611
Pretty much anything you can think of we probably have some here.

>> No.14048622

>>14048613
Once I was a very young man
And very young men are none too clever
Sailt accross to faraway lands
And faraway towns of tin and terror

>> No.14048623

>>14048526
>cantevenmakeavatar.png
so you admit that you are avatarfagging

>> No.14048624

>>14048613
that's some bullshit

i don't want to die and become a nigger ghost

>> No.14048626

>>14048615
>>14048623
Can't hide from your mistakes faggot.

>> No.14048627 [SPOILER] 
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>>14048604
That's nothing that watching this gif for a few hours straight won't fix.

>> No.14048629

>>14048611
I've masturbated to rebirthing, Succubus snuff, Harblador, the idea of having Y'golonac fellate me with mouth-hands. I dunno.

>> No.14048630

>>14048626
Don't you dare rat me out, nigger.

>> No.14048636

>>14044100
That was me.

>> No.14048637

>>14048582
I want to propose to Haohi but instead of a normal wedding ring it'd be a toe ring and I'd have her wear it on the foot she first stepped on me with!

>> No.14048638

>>14048497
So ruining a pair of perfect Arachne silk footless stockings with your fluids is not enough for you? You'd be the kind of lowly ingrate that bites the feet that feed you?
Thankless louses like you deserve to be bound and blindfolded so they can neither resist nor see the exquisite toenails tracing along his member leave the dark pattern of pleasure runes behind. You'd get to "enjoy" a meal of sweet corruption fruit pulp smeared over your insolent tongue and mouth by the toes not busying themselves with preparing the other part of the punishment. Of course someone who lacks the most basic grace to avoid offending a magnanimous Demon like that would never be able to figure out the purpose of all this until he's stung up and the offended appendages milk their revenge out of him. With painful slowness so you could feel the faintest of stimuli, now amplified to the brink of being overwhelming. Well, that means little when the earlier infernal snack ensures the consumers stamina won't wane for hours, nor the filth he so eagerly spewed on those azure feet.

>> No.14048640

>>14048627
>Just got the Satsuki figma
>Have her posed walking straight up the wall of the display case

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>>14048613

Best ghost right here.

>> No.14048646

>>14048611
Someone here likes tailjobs

>> No.14048649

>>14048638
OK, doing something like that isn't exactly going to help get her stockings any cleaner.
Honestly she's probably just going to make them even dirtier.
I'll still enjoy it immensely, though.

>> No.14048651

I bet any Lamia reading this thread would be fueled with a mixture of hate and self loathing

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>>14048646
>MFW I'll never be able to write tailpussy properly
>MFW Wasonasong will never approve

>> No.14048654

>>14048563
Considering the longevity benefits that monstergirls can possess and bestow, there's probably already some guidelines in place to protect the population from overflow.

Maybe there's even shrines which'll accept phoenixes and their partners during their shared rebirth process, until they can provide for themselves again.

Just imagine being in your eighties or nineties, leaving your home with your phoenix wife, all but one of hair feathers dull and grey, signifiying imminent rebirth. All the paperwork's been done, you check in to a room furnished with just a bed, an attendant waiting outisde.
You sit on the bed together, she wraps her wings around you, before her body starts to glow, feathers going up in red and gold flame. That fire spreads to you, surrounding you in warmness and whiteness until it's all you can sense. Then nothing.
Then you wake up as a newborn, crying on instinct, hearing her do the same next to you. The attendant steps in, and you spend the next eighteen or so years of your life under the care of the shrine. Maybe even both breastfed by a holstaurus who takes the role of surrogate mother, if the phoenix's own mother isn't around, or has ascended life, or something.

Think about how weird it'd be to go back to your old home after all that time. Finding it all dusty and cold, unless you somehow got someone you could trust to look after it for eighteen years

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>No horde of tiny Monstergirls
>They intentionally seek out the biggest, manliest bara dudes they can find so they can all swarm him, break him down, force him to make lewd faces, and rape/molest him until he makes cute noises even with his big, strong, deep voice
>"Hey, you're supposed to a big, tough guy! Right? Then why are you crying out so helplessly? Look, we're so tiny and weak and you're being dominated by us? How pathetic. Aww, shhhhhh, don't cry. Just enjoy it. It's unsightly for a big, strong guy to get emotional. C'mere, gimme a kiss. You know how to kiss, right? Pucker your lips and lean into it. Theeeeere you go. Mmmmwah!"

>> No.14048659

>>14048651
I want a loli shirohebi to wrap herself around me and say she's a yanbear.

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>>14048613

Don't open this. Do NOT open this. It is spooky.

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>>14048664
Hey kid, ya wanna see some gross ghost boobs?

>> No.14048670

>>14048657
>rats talking like that
I always figured them for the more YOU THINK YOU TOUGH, TOUGH GUY? approach.

>> No.14048673

>>14048670

Eh, let's just pretend it was an Imp saying it. I don't have any other pictures of tiny monstergirls raping people.

>> No.14048675

>>14048664
>>14048669
>>14048644
Would I be troubled by ghost girls if I died and became a male ghost myself or would they just go after the live ones?

>> No.14048677

>>14048657

>MG version of CRAB BATTLE!

>> No.14048680
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>>14048657
>that yuri in the background

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>>14048611
please don't

synchronized underwater interracial transgender anal vore

>> No.14048682

>>14048675
If you have regrets your soul lingers and you become a ghost. Do you have any regrets?

>> No.14048684

>>14048166
>>14048531
I got your backs, anons
http://exhentai.org/g/593671/1b039b8c1e/

>> No.14048685

>>14048675

Both I imagine.

Although you'd have Will-o-wisps to worry about more than a typical ghost.

>> No.14048686

>>14048649
Would you? Getting milked for hours by delicate, sticky soles when the first few minutes already assault your depraved little mind with more pleasure than it could ever conceive of. Not being afforded a moment's respite until the magics keeping you going wear off and the Demon's chiming laughter at your sorry panting and struggling finally abates.

>> No.14048688

>>14048681
Now, transgeneder as in magical transformation like Alps or Ranma, or as in real life mutilated dick trannies?

>> No.14048690
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14048690

I want to fuck a tubby tanuki!

>> No.14048694

>>14048669
>>14048675
Do ya wanna see ghost titties or not, kid? I can't sit here all day.

>> No.14048695

>>14048690
Go and stay go.

>> No.14048698

>>14048690
why all she wants is your money and dick she doesn't care about you.

>> No.14048701

So why do Tanukis wear leaves on their heads, anyways?

>> No.14048702

>>14048690
Only if she doesn't turn all furry on me halfway through.

>> No.14048704

>>14048682
They're building up everyday.

>> No.14048707

>>14048701
Kitsune and Tanuki need a leaf on their head to transform - they're shapeshifters - something most people seem to neglect when writing them. I think there's only two people to include that aspect.

>> No.14048709

>>14048654
>Just imagine being in your eighties or nineties, leaving your home with your phoenix wife, all but one of hair feathers dull and grey, signifiying imminent rebirth. All the paperwork's been done, you check in to a room furnished with just a bed, an attendant waiting outisde.
You sit on the bed together, she wraps her wings around you, before her body starts to glow, feathers going up in red and gold flame. That fire spreads to you, surrounding you in warmness and whiteness until it's all you can sense. Then nothing.
Then you wake up as a newborn, crying on instinct, hearing her do the same next to you.
That's really romantic in a way.

Although staying there for eighteen years feels a bit much, with monsters being as strong as they are and other monsters not interfering if a man is already taken, they could easily move back into their own place in their early teens if they retained all their memories and common sense.

>> No.14048713

>>14048707
Tanukis trying to blend in as a normal human by wearing hats with leaves in them when?

>> No.14048717

>>14048713
Thunderbrother is writing something like that, actually.

>> No.14048726
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14048726

Onee-Sabbath takes the thread by storm.

>> No.14048730

>>14048726
when? i'm waiting?

>> No.14048731

>>14048709
Yeah, fair enough.

Now I really kind of want a phoenix story. I wonder if it's possible to mix the "phoenix has a 25 year lifespan" and "phoenix and husband die, are reborn, and age together" thing. They seem kind of mutually exclusive. A phoenix and a human of the same age in the first scenario would have a big physicall difference between them. A four year old human would find himself being taken care of by a phoenix who looks about 16.

>> No.14048736

>>14048726
>no monster bits
i'm literally vomiting

>> No.14048741

>>14048730
Now.

>> No.14048742

>>14048726
I want to hugfuck an onee-sabbath.

>> No.14048743

>>14048736
>>14048736
http://i.imgur.com/0srrRNW.jpg

Here you go, all the monster bits you could want.

>> No.14048747

>>14048707
Since you're an expert,how do mythological kumiho compare?

>> No.14048748

>>14048736
I've always headcanoned that normal Witches could polymorph parts of their bodies into tails/wings/ears/paws what have you.

Then again, the chick in that image isn't related to anything from the MGE, but still.

>> No.14048751

>>14048741
I don't believe you.

>> No.14048754

>>14048751
Like, right now.

>> No.14048756

>>14048731
Time skips might work, one or two chapters for each major stage of their lives with the husband's growth synchronising with his wife after their first death. After becoming an incubus a man is supposed to gain some slight traits from his wife such as husbands of Shoggoth being immune to physical damage.

I'd write it myself but I've never done any before and would likely take on an easier idea first if I did, mostly because I wouldn't want to butcher such a nice idea as romantic phoenix reincarnations.

>> No.14048759

>>14048743
You really love your lovecraft-tans, don't you?

>> No.14048765

>>14048754
whatever loser it ain't happening

>> No.14048770

>>14048754
Not feeling it.

>> No.14048783

>>14048770
>>14048726

Watch, she'll turn flat any second now...

Aaaany second now.

>> No.14048786

>>14048759
Depends on who you believe Iä am.

>> No.14048790

>>14048786
I think you're the hounds of tindalos guy, unless there's more of you.

>> No.14048798

>>14048790
>Hounds of Tindalos

I have literally no idea why people bring that shit up. It's a fucking story from like 1927.

>> No.14048806

>>14048790
>>14048798
It's from the Cthulhu mythos which is always popular.

Also Etrian Odyssey Untold 2 added a new quest that revolves around one of those hounds as a boss recently, so that might've helped.

>> No.14048817

>>14048690
Tubby tanuki's are for snuggling and cuddling!

>> No.14048827

>>14048817
Tubby tanukis are for fondling and watching as their soft flesh jiggles while you plow them.

>> No.14048834

I want to leave my own time period so that I can meet and propose to a Tindalos Hound!

>> No.14048835

>>14048827
Don't forget brushing their bushy tails

>> No.14048840

>>14048806
Are they an August Derleth thing or something? I have no recollection of them.

>> No.14048842

>>14048684
YES, I knew it was the same artist.

>> No.14048845

>>14048827
Then the cuddles after you blow your load in her ass.

>>14048747
In what regard?

>> No.14048853

>>14048845
Why put it there?
I want to fill her up with tiny tanuki daughterus!

>> No.14048864

>>14048840
No, Frank Belknap Long. Though Lovecraft wrote about them once.

>> No.14048865

>>14048853
Anal is great. Fun for both parties and you can cum inside all you want without worrying about children.

>> No.14048869

>>14048845
Are they the same overall besides liver eating to kitsune, or do they have a different powerset?

>> No.14048872

>>14048684
I'm not even sure what all is going on here...damn China-speak.

It looks like...they meet as kids...and then the first time he sees her again, she's riding some random dude who just disappears...? And then they fuck after some cutesy antics...I AM SO CONFUSE.

>> No.14048876

>>14048869
Kitsune are generally portrayed as good natured tricksters that like interacting with people. They're also kinda slutty.

Kumiho, on the other hand, exist to prey upon man.

They can both shapeshift and hide their true form, but have very different natures according to their myths.

>> No.14048880

>>14048865
But I want daughterus with a tubby tanuki!
All the daughterus to spoil with hugs and headpats and snacks!

>> No.14048882

>>14048865
>you can cum inside all you want without worrying about children
>implying impregnation isn't the bet thing about creampies
http://exhentai.org/s/b066801056/731087-400

>> No.14048884

As long as she keeps her sharp fox teeth away from my liver it's fine.

>> No.14048897

I think I had a nightmare about wocks but I'm not sure

It's bullshit this is my first monster girl related dream though

>> No.14048904

I want a Mindflayer or Shoggoth to talk like the Orz from Star Control 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIbVYXHnaBU

>> No.14048907

>>14048806
http://i.imgur.com/nXAiNts.jpg

Yeah but why do people think they'd even be on the same level as Yanmoth is my question. I'm a faggot to the point where if I can't geti nto a premise because of its absurdity I just shelf it.

>> No.14048914

>>14048904
*Happy Sweepers*?

>> No.14048917

>>14048897
Lucky fuck, the only thing I get is Alps in my dreams.

>> No.14048923

>>14048917
yuck

>> No.14048926

>>14048684
TRANSLATION WHEN

>> No.14048927

>>14048897
The one time I had a dream with MGs, there was at least one the same kind as my waifu. Unfortunately, it was just cosplay.

>> No.14048931

>>14048917
I'd rather Alps over Wocks. Alps are at least cute.

>> No.14048933

Baphomets are love

>> No.14048936

>>14048933
Baphotmets need fat bottoms that you can grope and squeeze.

>> No.14048938

>>14048897
>>14048917
You know what's really depressing? The other day I had a Junji Ito level long dream where it felt like I lived an entire life with my MG waifu.

Only to wake up and realize I was asleep in my car while it was parked in a convenience store's parking lot because working on 2 hours of sleep sucks shit.

>> No.14048939

>>14048936
I like my loli butts muscular instead of fat.

>> No.14048942

>>14048939
I bet you'd like an Alice with muscle and a six pack

>> No.14048943

>>14048942
Nigga I'd love any girl with a six pack.

>> No.14048947

>>14048897

I've had a few dreams where I went into a spooky abandoned hospital with a ghost and we were both scared because the place was 2spooky. Kanoe Yuuko specifically, my waifu.

>> No.14048953

>>14048936
Well obviously.

The shape of the Elin, the Pear, that is most desirable for the loli.

>> No.14048954

>>14048942
/fit/ Succubus who has enough kegel technique to get you off without even humping.

>> No.14048961

>>14048954

I want that except in a wurm and/or dragon.

>> No.14048966

>>14048961
Eh. I can't ever find a satisfactory way to open a story to do it.

I'd kill for a Black Dragon doing that to me, though.

>> No.14048969

>>14048882
Pregnancy, child rearing, and being poor aren't so fun.
Sure I'd love to have a daughteru or two, but that's all.

>> No.14048972

>>14048969
I'd love to be a sultan and impregnate dozens of girls, but then only have to engage with the kids when it suits me.

>> No.14048979

I want to sneak up to NEET Gazer and Jabberwock and tell them that Greedo shot first!

>> No.14048984

>>14048684
>all that foot licking
>no actual footjob
other than that 10/10

>> No.14048987

>>14048979
Hope you're ready for them to strip you bare and have one mount your rod while the other takes your face as they instruct you on precisely why you're wrong.

>> No.14048990

>>14048987
But if they did then afterwards I'd tell them that I know he shot first! I know because I saw it on my special edition Star Wars DVD.

Oh! I'd ask if they'd want to watch it with me! We can watch all 6 of the special edition films, they'd love it!

>> No.14049000

>>14048990
Son, they're going to drag you to the bedroom, pop in an honest to god video tape, and mind break you to the origional Boba and puppet Yoda.

>> No.14049008

>>14048979
I want NEET Gazer to use her MAMONO MANA to dress up NEET Jabberwock in increasingly lewder latex outfits

>> No.14049017

Holy shit trying to think of an opening scene or a sequence of events for just a small smut short is stupidly difficult right now.

>> No.14049019

>>14049008
I wonder which girl is more dominant, the neet gazer of neet jabberwock? They'd both would be nice to play old video games with though.

>> No.14049021

>>14049008
I want to give a NEET Gazer and Jabberwock a bunch of snacks and back rubs every day.

>> No.14049022

I want a pygmy Kakuen to cling to my back during a thunderstorm.

>> No.14049027

I want to see a wurm try to put on full body pantyhoes.

>> No.14049029

>>14049021
I want to spike both of their drinks with Supreme Hathor Milk and laugh as they can no longer play Dance Dance Revolution as good as they did before, allowing me to defeat both of them easily!

>> No.14049039

>>14049022
I want a pygmy kobold to hide in my shirt during a thunderstorm.

>> No.14049043

>>14049039
Aren't Kobolds already pretty compact as far as other monstergirl species go?

>> No.14049047

>>14049029
Just be ready for them to grumble that their cloths don't fit anymore, chests almost overflowing their bra's and their underwear digging deeply into their hips and stretched tightly across their behinds.
They may sandwich you between them as payback.

>> No.14049050

>>14049039
>>14049043
Teacup Kobolds

>> No.14049055

>>14049043
some can be I guess why'll some can be tall and others can be athletically built

>> No.14049058

>>14049050
Sounds cute, but how tall would they get? Like three feet or something?

>> No.14049066

>>14048938
>Junji Ito level long dream

I don't believe you.

>> No.14049070

>>14048938
That's not "Long Dream" level.

Long Dream was like, centuries or millennia long.

>> No.14049071

>>14049058
Yes, three feet tall and still as spunky as ever.

>> No.14049105

>>14048346
>self inserting as the monster girls?

Why would anyone do that.

>> No.14049108

>>14049105
Faggots.

>> No.14049123

>>14048346
>>14049105
>>14049108
I've been telling you fuckers about this for weeks now.

>> No.14049132

Can a Kobold cure depression?

>> No.14049134

>>14049132
No.

>> No.14049136

>>14049132
yes. yes she can!

>> No.14049137

>>14049132
Only if you dick her.

>> No.14049140

>>14049070
>TFW Eldritch-chan waking up from a long dream to find herself a mamano
>Her face when she experiments on you

>> No.14049141

>>14049132

Only a botched suicide can cure depression. Everything else is just a treatment.

>> No.14049147

>>14049141

And I don't mean no pussy shit like slicing horizontally or putting the gun down, I mean jumping off the golden gate bridge and surviving, or blasting off a piece of your brain and still making it out of the hospital.

>> No.14049148

>>14049141
>botched
Don't you mean successful?

>> No.14049161

>>14049147
>Jumping off the golden gate bridge

Wouldn't the velocity of hitting the water be like landing on concrete at that point?

>> No.14049168

>>14049148
No, when you attempt to an hero but that Monster Girl who loves you more than anything intervenes and keeps you from doing so, and thus begins the long road to recovery with her at every step.

>> No.14049172

>>14049147
>>14049141
Either that or the sweet release of death.

>>14049161
You can survive landing on water if youland straight/dive into it, the less water surface you "break", the more your chances of survival.

>> No.14049197

>>14049172
Actually, it's the opposite. It's the surface tension of the water molecules that you need to break, otherwise it's like hitting a solid object.

>> No.14049200

>>14049172

>Diving

No, that's going to break your arms, and then your neck. Landing feet first in a sitting position is how Kevin Hines survived. Now this is getting a little too morbid so here's a webm of a limey who got DK-punched so hard that he briefly turned into a pepe poster.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1440897601445.webm

>> No.14049203

>>14049197
And I read that wrong. Pay no attention.

>> No.14049205

>>14049197
>>14049200

Oh right, you gotta throw something in it then fall into the same spot before the tension comes back. Silly me, I forgot.

>> No.14049213

>>14047967
>art updates

FINALLY

Hopefully forgotten monster girls will get a boost in popularity

>> No.14049217

>>14049213
Like medusas?

>> No.14049222

>>14049205

What? That's not what I said at all.

>> No.14049225

>>14049222
Your post reminded me of it.

>> No.14049231

>>14049217

Nowhere near as bad as golems and gargoyles.

>> No.14049235

>>14049231
True, it is hard to get a conversation rolling with those two. Some polish would really make them shine.

>> No.14049283

>>14049217

I'm waiting for Echidna to get an art update.

I mean she has newer art on the books cover for gods sake.

>> No.14049285

What Monster Girl is the most portable?

>> No.14049291

>>14049285
Fairies. Or gacha min-girls I guess.

>> No.14049301

>>14049291
I have way too many Shirohebi Gatchamon.

Anyone want to trade? I'll trade 10 Shirohebis for anything else.

>> No.14049320

>>14049301
You should take responsibility for them. They have feelings too y'know,

>> No.14049328

>>14049320
No they don't.

>> No.14049335

>>14049320
They're all clingy and coil around my body in weird ways!

>> No.14049340

>>14049328
>Shirohebi's
>miniature Shirohebi at that
>a species renowned for its yandereness
>not having feelings

>> No.14049347

>>14049340
What are they gonna do? Put 'love nectar' in my food?

>> No.14049349

>Hundreds of mini Shirohebi's

All I can imagine is a monstergirl version of The Strain.

STRIGOI

>> No.14049356

>>14049335
You know what to do. Give them some frozen mice. They're obviously hungry.

>> No.14049359

Why would you want a mini-monster?

What's the point if you can't cuddle her?

>> No.14049368

>>14049359
Same reason people keep other kinds of pets. Keeps you company and looks neat. Not if you have a problem with treating sapient as pets, that's a different issue. I'm just giving the reason is all.

>> No.14049372

>>14049356
>Feeding your mini-girls frozen-thawed
I mean, yeah, if you want to make them lazy and deprive them of the only joy their primitive little brains can experience in captivity, sure

>> No.14049373

>>14049359
They're for convenience, for when you want a Monster Girl on the go.

>> No.14049374

>>14049340
Yep, no feelings at all.

>> No.14049377

>>14049359
Portable MG's

>> No.14049378

>>14049373

How is that more convenient then your monster just following you?

>> No.14049380

>>14049372
Maybe small pieces of beef tataki or something.

>> No.14049382

>tfw no Lolihebi stalker that hasn't yet learned how to be yandere

>> No.14049384

>>14049291
>fairy hides in your pants, constantly getting you off all day well you try and keep your composure.

>> No.14049392

>>14049382
A story like this is next on my list anon.

>> No.14049394

>>14049359
Because demonic energy makes them turn big too.

Small on the go, big when you're alone.

>> No.14049401

>>14049394
Instant Big Girls!

>> No.14049403

>>14049401

just add semen

>> No.14049408

>>14049372
>seemingly shaming me and supporting them
>using terms like 'primitive brains' or implying there is captivity
You won't trick me there.
And frozen is fine if you bother to heat it up before serving. Human kitchen is a proof enough.

>> No.14049412

>>14049392
Perfetto. What's first on your list though?

>> No.14049419

What happens to the paladin rank-and-file soldiers who actually become casualties during battles against monstergirls becausee of friendly fire or something and bleed out during or straight up die on the battlefield? Do they get to go meet the Chief God if they die fighting?

>> No.14049422

>>14049392
Not him, but looking forward to it.

>> No.14049423

>>14049419
Resurrected by busty Liches.

>> No.14049432

>>14049423
But the chief god! Paradise!

>> No.14049440

Being awoken from death with a blowjob by a curious Lich sounds like paradise to me.

>> No.14049444

>>14049408
I was actually referencing 'live vs frozen-thawed' shitstorms on herpetology forums but that's pretty niche so I'm not surprised nobody caught it. Seemed fitting since keeping tiny lamias matches up pretty well with keeping pet snakes.

>> No.14049446

>>14049419
You can never avoid rape, not even in death, Willo-wisps.

>> No.14049447

>>14049432
There are no gods here, just monsters. And they are very, VERY horny.

>> No.14049450

>>14049419
Chief God unlikely, Valkyrie's profile mentions only full-blown heroes stand before the gods, plus she's in a long recovery period after rolling her barrel on a DL and her husband that time.
But guess they do get into some sort of infernally puritanic and lame a heaven.

>> No.14049454

>>14049440
>resurrection blowjobs

>> No.14049456

>>14049412
The one I'm doing now with the Kejourou who likes it in the butt. More of that is probably coming tomorrow too.

>> No.14049460

>>14049456
>All that delicious sweaty spats action
Oh the anticipation...

>> No.14049463

>>14049447
>>14049446
>>14049440

But they can't deny a soul its eternal peace in the afterlife!

>> No.14049472

>>14049463
Will-o-wisps. Liches. They totally can deny whatever they damn well please.

>> No.14049476

>>14049460
I'm pretty sure you guys will like what I have planned next.

>> No.14049477

>>14049444
Not him but I caught it. I just didn't think it was anything more than a typical feeding snakes jab.

>meatwadIain'tlaffinbutIgotit.jpg

>> No.14049480

>>14049456
Ah, so you're Quicksilver then. I eagerly await more buttslut onee-san Kejourou, and that prospective Lolihebi story.

Now that I think about it, you haven't written any yandere stories before.

>> No.14049482

>>14049476
>You're gonna rike it!
Fuck off with your ruses Kojima.

>> No.14049483

I want to treat a Hellhound like a normal dog and leave her so annoyed and confused she goes on a rampage raping every shota in sight!

>> No.14049485

>>14049480
>you haven't written any yandere stories before.

Did you read his Kiki story anon?

>> No.14049492

>>14049480
>>14049485
There was this, but she was only a little yandere.

>> No.14049496

>>14049483
I think you're gonna be her target, anon.
>>14049485
I honestly didn't get any yandere vibes from that Kiki, as she just came across as very lustful.

>> No.14049501

>>14049496
No way I would be her target, I'd hide while she's stunned from the confusion. She would never find me.

>> No.14049509

>>14049485
>TFW Quicksilver and Seafoam are the only writers I know of outside of River City Blues guy to do yandere

Motherfucking pls guys

>> No.14049512

>>14049509
>"I will mutilate you and ruin your adoptive family, so that you have no choice but to love me!"

Yeah...that was pretty yandere.

>> No.14049515

>>14049509
>Seafoam
What, you mean Snow and the Fool? Does that even count? It was as much vengeance as yan-yan.

>> No.14049517

>>14049509
>who is Yananon or Punaldin
Still, I wish Free_Drinks would come back.

Yan Wight onee-san was hot.

>> No.14049523

>All these reminders that we'll only be getting trite amine character molds instead o-

You know what no, if I actually cared that much I'd just write my own damn stories, and that ain't happening. Enjoy your stuff.

>> No.14049526

>>14049523
'kay

>> No.14049540

>>14049517
We need more yandere is all i'm saying.

>> No.14049543

I want to find the biggest Monster Girl in MGC and call her a Big Girl for me!

>> No.14049548

Actually what monster species is the most likely to go yandere?

>> No.14049550

>>14049548
shirohebi
like
its their thing

>> No.14049553

>>14049548
Shirohebi
It's their entire being

>> No.14049555

>>14049548

Lamias in general.

>> No.14049565

What if KC started making Monster Girls based off of Serial Killers

Yay or Nay?

>> No.14049567

>>14049565
No
What is wrong with you?

>> No.14049570

>>14049565
going with nay

>> No.14049571

>>14049567
If SMT can do it why can't KC?

>> No.14049573

>>14049565
How could he possibly make that sexy?

>> No.14049578

>>14049565

How the fuck would that even work?

They're just boring humans.

>> No.14049580

>>14049565
No. God no.
What the hell is wrong with your brain?

>> No.14049586

>>14047398
Thank you so much, the title w\was better than anything I could have made. I'll start writing again now

>> No.14049587

>>14049573
>Monster Girl that walks around in a Trenchcoat, and lures unsuspecting Bishies into dark alleys with sweet words of love and kindness, then rips their clothes off, fucking them into senselessness. Sometimes they'll appear unconscious the next morning, othertimes they're gone, perhaps hidden deep in her home
>Barber girl who straps human boys to her chair and slowly cuts their hair and shaves their face, whispering in their ears from each side for maximum ASMR, and loves seeing human boys squirm under her blades, but never cuts them. Makes a mean pie too
>Monster Girl that writes cryptic messages for human boys she likes. If they decode them and follow their instructions, they'll get to meet her and she'll take them out to go stargazing and enjoy the night with sweet passionate vanilla handholding

>> No.14049593

>>14049548
Apophis
Shirohebi
Any lamia
Any monstergirl with a high lifespan

>> No.14049601

>>14049573
Didn't Fate already do that?

>> No.14049608

>>14049587
But anon! Thats all monster girls!

>> No.14049610

>>14049548
White Dragons.

>> No.14049613

>>14049587
>Literally sexualizing and moefying SERIAL KILLERS
I was unaware that this thread attracted the young teenage girl demographic.

>> No.14049618

>>14049200
>that webm
what the hell is going on? why is that guy squealing so much?

>> No.14049620

>>14049613
Anon we crossed the line of basic decency when we looked at literary creations (Some from children's literature), religious figures, occupations, animals, and children and said to ourselves "Oh yeah, I want a piece of that. I ain't going home until I've had me a piece of that."

At this point we can only see how far we can go.

>> No.14049623

>>14049285
Alps with their easy carry alp handles

>> No.14049630

>>14049618

Filming for a project or something. Guy was supposed to pretend punch the little man. It wasn't pretend enough. Blood was drawn. Sadistic schadenfreude was had.

>> No.14049636

http://i.imgur.com/pxHawZY.jpg

I was going to make a copypaste joke but we reached image limit

>> No.14049641

>>14049636
>kiki witch
I can dig it.

>> No.14049648

>>14049636
>Kiki's Delivery Service
Does she lodge with a pregnant Echidna baker that teaches her the secrets of womanhood?

Does she fall in love with the nerdy mechanic two streets down?

>> No.14049651

>>14049613
>Not wanting Gein-tan to give you a homemade shirt made from leather
>Not wanting a shy Zodiac-Tan who hides her face behind a mask and leaves you cryptic rambling love letters.
>Not wanting Gacy-tan to chase you though the street at night in a clown costume.
>Not wanting Bundy-Tan to trick you into her car so she can rape you.

>> No.14049659

>>14049651
It's like a breakthrough in Monster Girl technology, a huge load of new Monster Girl potential

New methods to rape human boys

What an age we live in

>> No.14049663

>>14049651
>>14049659
A NEW FRONTIER TO MOE-FY

>> No.14049671

>>14049651
>no Jack the Ripper monster girl

>> No.14049689

>>14049671
Eh, the Fate loli is good enough.

>> No.14049693

>>14049689
No it's not.

>> No.14049696

>>14049693
You got something against a Magical Mist-Demon Loli with dem hips?

>> No.14049703

>>14049696
Yes.

>> No.14049704

>>14049703
What?

>> No.14049708

>>14049704
My penis, for one.

>> No.14049710

>>14049704
Yes.

>> No.14049723

>>14046568
>She starts pounding on the door
>"Anon tell me about your date dammit. Were you nice to her, did she want to have sex? Did you let her rape you"
"Why are you so interested in my romantic life all of the sudden?"
>"You're the only single guy in the neighborhood, if you get serious with her I lose my backup boy"
"If it will make you leave, the date was amazing, and we plan on having another one in a few days"
>Not really, but if she knew that she would rape you on the spot
>"How sweet Anon, can't wait to see her again?"
"I told you everything, now go home."
>You lock the door and head to bed, still freaked out by the fact your rape shield lives in the best part of town
>Either her parents are rich
>She said she only counted the materials, maybe she meant drugs by that
>You could be dating a drug dealer
>You decide to stop worrying about it and go to bed after explaining the date over the phone to the stalking wives club

>"Anon thanks for the costume idea, we loved it so much the entire neighborhood is going to decorate the street in pirate stuff"
"That's nice, just don't touch my house okay?"
>"Why not, we could put a pirate flag on your roof, maybe tape some cardboard to your car to make it look like a boat"
"Touch my house and I call the cops"
>"Last time you did that Anon you almost got married"
"I hate you sometimes you know"
>You arrive at the gated community, buzzing through the security booth as you drive up to Monica's house
"I'm meeting with Monica, we can talk about this later"
>You hang up as your date walks up to your car, climbing in and giving you a what you think is a smile for her kind
>"Hi Anon, I was so happy you wanted to go on another date"
>She doesn't sound very happy, you would think she just woke up
"I said there would be a next time didn't I?"
>Her face turns red a little when she turns back to the house and waves goodbye to another mantis
>You got your answer for why she lives here atleast, rich and probably protective parents

>> No.14049737

>>14049723
>Continues
Hurrah.

>> No.14049766

>>14049723

Word of warning: We're one spot away from sniping range.

>> No.14049772

>>14049766
Someone could snipe it right now if they felt like it.

I'm not feeling it currently.

>> No.14049774

>>14049766
Correction, we're next on death row.

>> No.14049775

My job is done.

>> No.14049776

>>14049775
What job? What have you done?

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