/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have you seen my other shoe, mister?

Oooga booga booga where the monster pussy at?

Please treat your kikis well, and use positive encouragement.

>tfw you'll never go on a cute date with a dullahan.

>>14031936
Jesus fuck, how old is this?

Dragons

>>14031943
A couple years I think.

>>14031944
Did she take her shoe?>>14031934

>>14031947
is that one of those fucking Umaru things

>>14031938
I want to kiss her on the forehead and tell her it's all alright.

>>14031944
Raping anubi

>>14031949
And then tell her she has to share her room with a Shoggoth from now on?

>>14031951
Cuckposter pls leave.

>>14031952
Tell her the shoggoth is going to sleep in my room now. And she has to clean up after both us.

This breaks the kiki.

>>14031951
Not even 20 posts in
I hope none of my favorite girls get meme'd on

>>14031952
You're implying I didn't hire her and a Shoggoth at the same time.
If the Shoggoth bullies her I punish the Shoggoth by making her watch as the kikimora handfeeds me.
They get along.

>>14031957
Post yours and I'll post mine and we can have a meme off.

>>14031957
>>14031961
MEMES?

>>14031961
My favorite girl is Anubis, boy I sure hope she never gets meme'd. Not posting my actual favorite, screw you memelord.

Mice are love.

post cute monster girls in cute situations

>>14031968
Nyanners please.

>>14031963
Whoa, what a beauty.

>>14031963
Why is that guy spooked?

>>14031976
I think she wants some jewels.

>>14031957
>>14031961
Please post your waifus.

>>14031968
sup nyanon

>>14031968
I want to fuck that treasure hunting mouse.

>>14031978
Just got off work, about it.
How're the kids?

>>14031978
Goro only fucks whores dressed as peoples waifus though.

>>14031944
I want a dragon to cuddle me with those big claws!

>>14031976
Because he saw a nigger.

>>14031983
You're waifu doesn't have to dress up to be one.

>>14031982
Still making them with the waifu.

>>14031986
Jokes on you weenie, I don't have one.

>>14031944
>tfw no Roper Dragon or Roper Lilim

>>14031963
iqdb gave me nothing, can I get a name?

>>14031963
Nobunaga's one of my favorite HxH characters

>>14031992
Yea but it was still a sick burn though.

Is your daughteru ready for school? Or she some a dumby loooossseeerrrr?

>>14031994
>roper dragon

How many girls can she rape at the same time? Are they all anubi? Or nightmares and liches?

How does one satisfy three suns?

dammit i gotta go to my stupid work thing
ah well, ill be back at 1pm British time.
see ya soon people

>>14031997
I've seen better and less generic burns.

>>14031969

OK.

>>14032001
Build a sun-roof.

>>14032001
By becoming an even bigger sun and creating a star cluster with them and all your daughters.

>>14031999
My daughteru's going to bully your daughteru and rape that boy she has a crush on

>>14032001
If you fuck them hard enough to they become black holes?

>>14031999
I imagine a dormouse would either be really bad at school, or super good because she picks it up in her sleep.
So, I dunno.

>>14032001
Why does the one on the left look so old?

>>14032010
Well that's mean of you, and your daughteru will grow up to be a husband beater!

>>14031999
She's a STEMfag, just you wait!

>>14032018
So she's boring, autistic, and only cares for money?

>>14031969
>Amazon's first day of school
>Strutting around everywhere
>Hitting on boys like Jenny Bravo
>Sees a mouse girl approaching her fast
>Screams and runs the other way
>Mouse keeps chasing
>Amazon faints
>Turns out the mouse just wanted to give her back the pen she dropped
>Amazon is never taken seriously again
>Boys start hitting on her
>She has no experience being on the defense, and stutters like an alp each time

>>14032001
Keep thrusting and pray your hips don't give out.
Seeing you give it your all might endear you to them.

>>14032023
Don't start this now.

>>14032000
Cuckposter fuck off.

>>14032026
>Those spoilers
Adorable

>>14032031
Okay.

>>14031936
That Ushi and that Lizard are pretty cute.

As is the Dullahan.

>>14032027
>Hathor is cowed
SHAROOOOOOOOON!

>>14031962
thanks for reminding me i need to avoid anything that mentions mgs5 plot details

>>14032040
I don't get it.

>>14032000
>cuckposting with dragons
Now it's personal.

>>14031968
Mhmm.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=868559

>>14032046
She was a cow goddess, Anon. The cow was cowed.

>>14032048
I'd say that's too rough, but she seems to be into it.

>>14032047
He's even trying to bring Nightmares and Lich's into it. He can go eat a dick.

>>14032053
I just looked up the term cowed. Now I feel weird that I've never heard that term before.

Also what the hell even started this anubis dragon cuck meme bullshit

>>14031944
I want a dragon to cuddle me with those big meaty claws!

>>14032041
You see anon, XOF was FOX backwards all along.

>>14031969
I like this idea.

I want to spend a lazy afternoon cuddling with a Kejourou, wrapped up in that hair.

>>14032062
Some faggot shitposting, just report him.

>>14032062
Anubisfag commissioned some yuri fanart of an anubis and a dragon, somebody else posted it here, memes happened

Now the same thing happened to Nightmares and Liches because of the same reason

>>14032057
Perhaps you should stop by the booru and witness our yurilord's latest commission.

>>14032066
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>14032068
Even if she had red hair, pale skin, and a sprinkling of freckles?

>>14032041
Quiet is Chico

>>14032072
I've already seen it you cancerous fuck.

>>14032077

Yes.

>>14032057
>Lich
That faggot cuckposter better don't even dare to do that.

I want Matangos to infest Giant Ants!

>>14032077
Especially then.

>>14032077
No.

No potatos.

>>14032069
Good luck with that, seeing as he's talking about monstergirls. Just because you don't like the context doesn't mean he's shitpisting.

>>14032086
Matangos can't infest monstergirls.

>>14032057
>waifu still untouched

Fucking noice.

>>14032072
is that the one Lightsource did?

>>14032092
He's pretty much just climbing to the top of a building and shouting "CUCKPOSTER" at the top of his lungs. I don't call that talking about monstergirls.
I'd report him, but I'm not risking another fucking ban for trying to report shitstarters.

>>14032092
So this is the problem, huh? I just have to make cuck posting bannable or something like that?

>>14031968
>>14029976
Mice are indeed Olev

>>14030676
http://i.imgur.com/y5hQ9wo.png

>>14032072
My only problem with the picture is how shit it is. I can't believe someone paid for that. Even tumblr can draw better faces.

>>14032106
There is never enough hinezumi art. Thank you!

>>14032072
We have a Booru?

>>14032103
Except no one's even said cuck but you, and me, and the other guy.

>>14032105
This whole mess started because of Yuri.

Would you make Papi's cherry go pop?
I would.
http://i.imgur.com/JibRRbG.jpg

>>14032106
I want to fight for my homeboys back home against a pack of hinezumi greasers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_piia0hKbo

>>14032114
>tits
Clearly that's not papi.

>>14032114
Those chicken breasts.
>Captcha makes me pick eggs
How the fuck?

>>14032114
I'd fertilize her eggs if only she weren't so dumb. Also she's not real, so there's that.

>>14032119
Dude I'm >>14032118 and it made me pick eggs too.

>>14032124
I want to visit her shrine and give her a pity donation with my alp waifu!

>>14032114
That was drawn by Catbutts was it not? I remember seeing him post the WIP on /v/.

>>14032122
Oh god, it knows!

>>14032099
Yes.

>>14032124
Almost as lonely as MGC's weather ryu.

>>14032128
Yeah, I just kinda found it.
And saved it.
And brought it here, because

>>14032113
I give a fuck what started it. If that faggot doesn't stop with dragons we are going to have a problem here. For now I'm just going to wait and see.

>>14032124

Lonely monster girls..

>>14032106
>Chu-tan hinezumi was done
You're awesome

>>14032124
I want to keep her company.

>Hey cutie! Wouldn't you like to join the Order?
>We just love big strong paladins!
>They look so cool in their shiny armor!
>Nothing's sexier than a man who smites evil and protects the weak!

>>14032137
He's said repeatedly that he's never going to stop. It's "Punishment" for yuri existing, apparently.

>>14032145
But I want to be a mage that sides with the monsters.

>>14032145
Monks > Paladins

>>14032145
I left the Order to join the Sunbros.
You're not getting me back.
Gonna "Praise the Sun" with my waifu when I get back home too.

>>14032145

I'm just a boring wageslave who don't want no trabble.

>>14032148
Agreed. They can even get jinko waifus.

>>14032146
Don't come to me with that yurishit, it can stay in tha garbage for all I care.

>>14032106
>S2 never

>>14032142
>Building a husband out of snow because she can't find one herself.

Someone get that yeti a hug! Stat!

>>14032146
How does that make a single ounce of sense?

>>14032148
>>14032153
And suplex trains.

>>14032157

>A lonely Yeti makes a big snowman to hug as though it were her husband.
>But when she hugs it it melts.

>tfw watching Hunter x Hunter
>tfw get to the Chimera arc
>tfw sexy catgirl
Too bad she's a bitch.

Plz no spoilerino, I'm only on episode 104.

>>14032159
It doesn't. He carries a significant grudge from the shitstorm that went down when .less' recent pic got posted, from what I've gathered.

That or he hopped on that bandwagon and is just funposting, plain and simple.

>>14032142
Dumb bitch deserves it for waiting for husbands on an icy cold mountain

>>14032167
L dies

>>14032154
Then stop with the cuckposting; all it does is make people remember that whole mess, and thus brings up the yuri you hate so much all the more.

>>14032172
Oh HA HA anon, you almost got me there.

>>14032167
The scientist is You's dad.

>>14032178
>cuckposting
Is this the hot new meme?

>>14032167
Medic is the phantom.

>>14032178
But that's exactly what I want. >>14032105

>see manga with cyclops in the name
>all of the characters have two (2) eyes
Almost as disappointing as seeing a monoeye being treated well.

>>14032167
Life fibers are actually an alien parasite that gives superpowers for some reason.

>>14032167
Snape kills Dumbledore.

How do you propose to your waifu?

>>14032172
>>14032182
>>14032190
>>14032192
I'm not touching any of these surprise boxes, ok?

>>14032187
So your objective is shitposting enough to get banned?

>>14032195
Uncensored. Now.

>>14032195
Stop posting this abomination

>>14032167
Aeris fucking dies

This is from the previous batch of requests but I had no idea what to draw till today

>>14032106
Damn I was beaten to it

>>14032195
We just live together and fuck all day until MGC declares us married by common law

>>14032199
I have resources. But for now I'm just going to wait and see.

>>14032195
With a cheese-hole ring.

>>14032200
http://exhentai.org/s/c184a27dab/658130-187

>>14032184
Unfortunately.

Is there anything mamano mana CAN'T fix?

>>14032212
The hole in my heart.

>>14032212
Ed's Mom oh wait there she is

>>14032212
you're taste

>>14032212
ODing on Viagra.

>>14032212
Ed's Mom back to l--

Wait.

>>14032212
Your relationship with your family.

>>14032188
>implying

>>14032213
I'm sure some monstergirl would try her best to heal you.
What monstergirl would try her best to heal you anyway?

>>14032222
Monoeye is love

>>14032222
>bullying Manako with all those twos
Excellent.

>>14032187
What is it you want?

>>14032203
nothing wrong with more maus love

>>14032222
Manako was being bullied in this scene, not treated well.

>>14032223
A lot of them would try in their own way. Some would do better jobs than others.

>>14032223
I don't know, right now I'm really into Kejourous.

>>14032232
How effective would a Red Oni delinquent hugging you from behind and telling you to stop looking so sad all the time be?

>>14032124
I will donate myself to be her partner

>>14032106
Now that's a mouse I can get behind.

>>14032236
I should probably continue that thing I was working on

>>14032222
Get it away!

>>14032203
ya welcome to make yer own version.
I just like my meeces... in pain sometimes.

>>14032226
Now it's personal. And that's all I'm going to say about it.

>>14032222
Manako a shit A SHIT!!

>>14032242
Quicksilver? Is that you?

>>14032245
Okay now we Nyanon to defend this one.

>>14032245
Can you please draw an excited yet somewhat smug maus?

I need it for reasons.

>>14032245
NYANON WHAT DID YOU DO?

>>14032250
The people have forgotten.
No.

>>14032237
Probably not very, in the long run. It would sure as fuck work for a bit though. Some delinquent caring enough to show a softer side? More than enough.

>>14032252
No, we need the Cheese Bandits of Maus Hills!
>>14032254
Three dots, who could it be?

>>14032227
>>14032245
No problem, I'll do my version too

>>14032253
Nothing! I'm as mad as you are!

>>14032256
>Cheese Bandits of Maus Hills

I don't understand.

>>14032246
That's not what I asked anon, what is you end goal?

>>14032262
They're a group of young mice who prey upon travelers, robbing them of their cheese! Everyone must face their horrors when leaving home and entering into the world of high adventure.

>>14032245
Huh, you've improved.

>>14032264
What if I bring margarine.

>>14032267
That's nowhere close to cheese anon.

>>14032264
Time to trick them with those crates of cheese the cow priestess gave me.
That'll learn them!

>>14032269
Shit, right. It's a substitute for butter.

What if I bring milk?

I made a thing. I posted it earlier, but I couldn't remember my thing. I'm tired. It involves a bad day for a paladin, a centaur, an arachne, and something else. A good day for an autocrat, though. But only him.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

I won't be tired later, and I'll read questions and answer them when words better works brain flow from my and it. Hopefully I didn't mess anything up that'll sit there until I get back.

>>14032245
do one with the lizard next

>>14032275
It lives!

>>14032273
Still nothing, probably. Peanut butter, on the other hand...

>>14032275
First question! Why do you link the pastebin and not the paste itself?

>>14032203
I fucked up

How long till KC makes a Griffin harpy?

>>14032263
I'm just going to stop some faggots before they ruin something I like, that's all.

>>14032283
The funny thing? I love mice, but hate peanut butter.

>>14032283
Oh that's right, they like it better than cheese, don't they?

I wonder how they'd react to find such a delicacy that tingles their taste buds more than the food they've been stealing for years.

>>14032289
Cute.

>>14032290
Okay. What is it that you like? What are you defending? Between you and the other guy, I'm just confused. I'm sorry.

I wanna teach a Wurm kung fu

>>14032296
Kung Fu?

The Dane Cook of martial arts?

>>14032292
I just want to see them freak out and start to cry when the can't figure it how to get it off the roofs of their mouths.

>>14032292
Peanut Butter Jelly Time Bandits sounds a little too long.

>>14032299
I don't get this meme. I've never in my life had this problem.

>>14032301
Are they all armed with baseball bats?

>>14032295
Just read the conversation. Good night.

>>14032275
>Officer, are you implying that I'm responsible for this because of how I dressed?
Yes and you need to die you piece of shit.
>>14032304
Their mommies only let them use whiffle bats.

>>14032303
It happens to animals.

>>14032305
I did. I'll just ask you, what are you trying to save? Dragons? Yuri? Removing cuckposting?

>>14032298
Hey fuck you Sterling.

You know what else is great about Dragons? You'll be warm even during the winter.

>>14031930
Looks like she has a massive infection oozing out of her cooch.

>>14032313
More proper Pocket Monster Girls.

>>14032309
What a stupid question, which of those do you think is worth saving?

Good night Anons, take it easy and don't burn down the thread.
The cyclops smith is mad her goods keep getting burned when it does.
She has to reforge it all over again!

>>14032296
Wurm don't want no trouble.
>>14032316
Proper? Nothing is proper when you can throw a hot Charizard at it.

>>14032313
Charizard-chan a cute!

>>14032313
Best starter.

>>14032313
Nah, get a weresheep, dragons will just leave you for the first wolfcunt or horse pussy they whiff.

>>14032318
I'm slow. I'm sorry.

>>14032323
Not if they're Black Dragons. They'll never leave you for anything and will get a Lich to bring you back if you die so they'll never have to give you up, never say goodbye.

>>14032323
Fuck off.

>>14032313
>inviting /vg/ here after last time

You idiot, you could have posted any other dragon.

>>14032322
That's not fire chicken.

>>14032323
Cuckposter pls leave.

>>14032325
A Lich? So you basically get abandoned for a repainted human girl? To each his own I guess.

>>14032325
Alp pls, any dragon would do that.

One doesn't have a "Prized Treasure" without properly insuring it.

>>14032323
Kill yourself faggot.

>>14032327
She's pretty and so far you're the only who had any complaints. So fuck you.
>>14032333
But black scales are the prettiest, so I still win.

>>14032327
Didn't we get a group of people from /vg/ recently?

>>14032323
Fuck off.

>>14032336
Fuck me? Fuck you. Last time /vg/ was here they started talking about fucking pokemon. Not moemon like you posted, pokemon, animals. You're an idiot.

>>14032323
Is this faggot talking about yuri?

>>14032340
You're the only one with a problem at the moment, why don't you calm down and talk about something else.

>>14032340
It started with jijinkas or whatever the term is, as it should've been.

Then we started getting into dangerous territory with Gardevoir...then it dipped lower, going towards Blaziken, Zoroark and the like. Luckily it didn't last very long.

>>14032342
Yes. He's the famed cuckoo, making it his mission to shitpost about how certain girls will cuck you for each other whenever they're brought up.

Report and ignore. Report and ignore.

>>14032323
Die cancer.

>>14032344
Because I don't want a repeat of last time or animalfuckers thinking we're their kind. If we're going to swing that way, we may as well just go to /b/ and start fucking yiffing.

>>14032323
Eat a dick.

>>14032350
You're not making anything better now. Look at this.>>14032313
Not an animal. Not a furry. Just a plain old Monster Girl.

>>14032323
>>14032332
>Look momma! I posted it again!

>>14032252
>>14032256
Hand over the cheese and no one gets hurt!

Would you a loli Oni?

>>14032354
Not the point. Listen for one minute. We started talking about moemon, but the conversation inevitably devolved into animal fucking, because of the closeness of the...subjects. On top of that, they started talking about the games, which is not a problem, we go off topic often, but they were not talking about monstergirls at and flooded the thread for close to an hour with talk of starters, teams and other unrelated stuff, until the thread told them to fuck off.

>>14032361
Is she strong?

>>14032361
Sure, but I prefer the two-horned variety.

>>14032364
Strong enough to rip apart the double-layered wooden planking her babysitter put over the alcohol cabinet.

>>14032363
*not talking about monstergirls at all

>>14032313
Good luck trying to have them listen to you.

>>14032368
That's bad. She'll have to get a time-out.

>>14032371
Oh fuck, it begins.

>>14032361
I wouldn't a loli anything, send that little shit off to wonderland

>>14032371
2littlecensor4me

>>14032371
>>14032373
pls, that isn't furry at all.

The face is humanoid, just...weirdly drawn. I don't think the artist is very good with angles.

I want to take a break from these threads.

>>14032378
Or noses.
That nose looks bulky for a girl.

>>14032379
What's stopping you?

>>14032378
>>14032378
>just...weirdly drawn
She's obviously snarling, making her nose get scrunched. The angle is perfectly fine.

>>14032382
That nagging optimism that maybe the shitposting will die down soon.

>>14032275
>>14032275
Holy fuck man, how much do arachnes bleed?

>>14032384
You're adorable.

>>14032371
Did you delete the other charizard?

>>14032374
>I wouldn't a loli anything
literally what I was about to say word for word

Time to masturbate
I'm done

>>14032392
>>14032374
A Sabbath representative will be with you both soon.

>>14031995
http://exhentai.org/g/593671/1b039b8c1e/

>>14032396
Good luck. I'm behind 7 voluptuous onee-sans

I want to be the frustrated head chef of a restaurant in Monster Girl City, hold the pudgy face of a P'Orc chef under my employment between two slices of bread and ask her what she is.

>>14032396
I'll go put on my smitin' hat...

>>14032401
I want to tell the mermaid chef that the fooking bass is fooking RAW!

>>14032401
She will think twice before adding her own bodily fluids to the mix.

>>14032403
>smitting lolis

Only the baphos though, right?

>>14032401
>What are you?
>A-An idiot sandwich?
>Wha- No. You're a Ham and swiss

>>14032396
Tell them I said they're so shit they need mind control to make their oniisans love them

>>14032405
THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING 'LOVE NECTAR' IN THE FUCKING FOOD WE GIVE TO HUNGRY CUSTOMERS!

>>14032406
I don't discriminate

>>14032411
>"B-But my commercial cooking teacher at MGCU always told us that it was the best way to zero-in on a great guy!"
>"Just put some literal-love into the food, and wait until someone likes the taste so much, they insist on giving their direct compliments..."
>"Then, pounce him!"

>>14032406
No pedo-enabling shit will survive. I'll feed them all with an ara ara cake passed down in my family for generatons. Tears and cum will flow.

>>14032414
HIT ON GUYS IN YOUR OWN FUCKING TIME, I'M PAYING YOU TO COOK, NOT CAUSE LAWSUITS!

>>14032391
I did not posted the other Charizard. But I'm scared I could get banned for posting Moeemons.

>>14032420
That does not look kosher.

>>14032420
I'm going to wait outside the tunnel, then pounce and molest that cute mouse.

>>14032418
Better plan.

But Sabbath a shit.

>>14032414
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BE MORE ANGRY AT; THAT YOU PUT PUSSY JUICE IN THE RISOTO, OR THAT IT'S THE ONLY FUCKING FLAVOR THAT I COULD TASTE. I JUST HOPE FOR THAT UNLUCKY FUCKER YOU PUT OUT BETTER THAN THIS BLAND PLATE OF SHIT.

>>14032393
That was quick.
Laughing manticores.jpg

>>14032423
How about this?

>>14032433
Wow now that's gettin' right up and personal ain't it?

>>14032441
>fatshit

Fuck this thread I'm going to sleep.

>>14032323

>>14032445
>That
>Fat
You're the reason we have to put up with the existence of disgusting, whiny, anorexic twigs.

>>14032449
>we

>>14032449
>>14032445
What's the difference between fat, fatshit and FAT?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/247/818/6ea.png

>>14032441
>Jynx

>>14032086
I misread that as magneto. made it much more confusing.

>>14032442
OH COME OFF IT, YOU FUKKEN BABY. I'M NOT THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO TOUCH YOUR TWAT ALL OVER MY DINNER SERVICE.

>>14032427
>You'll never lounge with the head baphomet in her pedo palace
>You'll never pin down the lead Baphomet, caressing her small breasts, her fell strength useless against her Onii-chan, laughing with her as your hands make the girl squeal and moan
>You'll lay in the lap of luxury, a platter of food off to the side, wines and foodstuffs already partle eaten, and an innocuous cake that you switched beforehand
>You'll never grin as you put a finger to her lip, and pass her a slice of cake, acting so natural that the arch demon doesn't suspect a thing
>You'll never lay a kiss on her lips as she swallows the mouthful, making her giggle, pulling the little goat into your lap
>She freezes as it hits her stomach
>You almost feel she chill radiating throughout her
>"O-Onii-chan... I don't feel so good."
>You'll never hold her to you, her back flat to your chest, your legs ensnaring her about her hips, arms across her chest holding her breasts, her soft and fuzzy ear between your teeth as you molest her
>She struggles weakly, her hands pushing at your own, "S-stop, please. I think something is wrong,"
>It's a blatant contrast to how frisky she usually is
>You ignore her pleas and she starts to hyperventilate, little chest shaking. A surge of panic runs through her,
>"I said stop!" Oft unseen power radiates from her, throwing you back a few feet. You land on your ass, hard, but the impact shocks her more than you
>Her eyes fly wide in horror and she struggles to her hooves, reaching out for you, "I-I'm sorry, I don't... What's happening, Onii-chan?"
>You take her outreached hand, and pull her again to your lap, her knees coming to either side of your hips, her small face burying into her shoulder, a wetness lapping at your skin, her small chest up against your own
>Isn't it a little less small than you remember?

>>14032469
Why would you commit such evils?

>>14032469
you have my attention

>>14032469
Yes

>>14032469
Proceed.

>"Why hello there~. Are you a Paladin, perhaps?"
>"Because you can consider me smitten."

>>14032488
That's a pretty good pick up line.
I agree to sleep with her out of respect for her efforts. Also because she's cute.

How would a kiki react to being placed in charge of some 'unusual' maid underlings?

>>14032469
>You pat her hair, and fiddle with her ears in the way that soothes her, and her erratic breathing begins to calm, but that does nothing for the wildly thrumming heart in her chest
>Her eyes are squeezed shut in fear but your own are wide open in thrill. You watch as her cute horns grow longer, curl more, and sweep back
>Her legs grow longer and her hips broaden, ass filling out to the point where it feels less like a child in your lap and more like a grown woman straddling you
>The change thrills and excites you on a deep and primal level,
>Her short arms that could only just sort of drape over your shoulders grow proportionally, lissome limbs embrace you. Her eyes are still squeezed shut, but her hot breath spills against your ear, she hasn't even realized she's no longer buried into your shoulder, her world dissolved into strange and twisting convulsions
>The rhythm of her breath turns long, soothing as her lungs expand to fit the new diaphragm, more the calm tidal motions of a great beast then the erratic thudding of a small critter.
>The softness of her chest gradually spreads as her breasts increase in size, two pointed nipples digging into you, a low, quiet moan signalling a change in the situation.
>Her squirming turns to soft gyrations as she begins to roll her hips against your own. You lean back and plant a deep kiss on her lips, her eyes slowly fluttering open,
>"W-what wa-" A sultry, low and feminine voice escapes her lips, a far fry from the childishly high pitched she was so familiar with, her eyes widen in shock, and she sits straight, holding her paws to her mouth,
>"My...my voice."
>She sits up so abruptly her bare breasts bounce. Her chest was to yours through the transformation so you didn't get to see, only feel
>But each were nearly as big as her head, the two of them together about as wide as her hips, her waist half that.
>The perfect hourglass figure

>>14032469
>>14032469
Pretty gross, man. And a bit disappointing. Oh well. Can't all be winners, I guess.

>>14032488
I can't say I am, but I'd love to be inside you.

>>14032496
Y-You're a monster...

>>14032494
Ask the interviewer lady at MGC maid central

>>14032496
Go on. This is like a Sabbath Scout horror story.

>tfw your alliance between your kingdom and the Cat Kingdom means you need to take a Cat Girl as a squire.

>>14032513
Can I make cat puns at her relentlessly?

>>14032513
Can I also take her as a wife?

>>14032518
Why else would the Cat Kingdom give you a squire?

>>14032520
To carry my shield and learn to be a knight?

>>14032518
She can polish your sword.

With her mouth.
Which would be kind of tricky.

>>14032529
And also to warm a marriage bed with you.

>>14032513
good, good, I hope this one is more limber than the last one they sent

>>14032338
>>14032335
>>14032330
>>14032326
>>14032349
>>14032351
And with these responses the resounding butthurt solidified dragon's position as another one of the growing ranks of meme waifus.

>>14032534
Soiled it.

>>14032534
>"O-Oh my! S-So that's why they call you 'siege-breaker'..."

>>14032496
>Her attentions are immediately drawn to the unfamiliar weights hanging from her chest and she freezes in shock, the only part of her not frozen in time, the gentle jiggling of her boobs, and the paws that rise to caress them
>You can almost see the fresh wave of panic surge, her lips moving in a silent stutter, her throat forgetting to vocalize
>You reach up to her cheeks, and pull her face down in another kiss
>You have to sit up and tip your head back to even reach, seems she's just slightly taller than you are now
>Even though her body is lost in the passion, her mind blazes to process and comprehend the situation. Stages of emotion, anger, hurt, fear, she burns past all the superfluous feelings, the mind of an Arch Demon a great and fearsome thing, and she settles on what will give her answers first, nary a sign of the hysteria that would have taken a lesser woman .
>You break the kiss and a single word passes her lips,
>"Why?"
>You grab her ass in your hands, and tip her over onto her back, making the great demon squeal, and despite herself, giggle.
>Her legs wrap around your hips, locking you in place, as you lean over her, faces barely a few inches apart,
>"Why? Because it's natural. Because the body of a grown woman is a beautiful thing. I just wanted to show you that."
>"...Beautiful?" Confusion flits across her face, and to demonstrate, you devote yourself to her body, and take her large breasts in hand, rolling and massaging them, your teeth latch onto a nipple, and you apply the slightest pressure, a tiny stream of milk dripping out from between your lips
>You pull back, and let go, marveling as it rolls and bounces back into place, making the Baphomet moan throatily. You run your hands lower,

>>14032545
Maybe she should forcefully Alp you in return; see how you like "the body of a grown woman"?

>>14032539
>"My reputation precedes me, I see. Lean over that post and I'll show you how to unclasp my armor in less than ten seconds."

>>14032545
>"This beautiful matured bosom, full of the bounty of life, this marvelously thin waist, these wide child-bearing hips," you plant your hands on her knees and spread her legs, marveling at her pussy, the mons puffy, wet lips full and tinted pink in arousal, "All hallmarks of the beautiful woman you are."
>"W-what about my perfect flat chest?"
>You shrug, "What about it? Proof of the girl you were, not the woman you are. And I," You grin as you angle your cock to her lips, her warmth enticing and all encompassing. "Find the woman much more to my tastes."
>Her back arcs, and her legs pull you into her as you thrust, making you hilt in a single motion, nearly giving it all to her womb then and there, the purring moan of the woman below certainly not helping
>"Y-you really prefer... this?" She gestures to her body.
>"Oh, gods yes," still balls deep in pussy, you lean down over her, and slide your hands up her chest, under her arms, and push them up above her head, using the one hand to hold hers there, the other on one of her round shapely tits, "And I'll teach you to prefer it, too."
>She initiates another kiss as you roll your hips back, and slide your dick out of her clenching, needy womanhood, mauling her breast as you do, kneading it.
>You're barely out when her legs thrust you back in, hilting you again, and together you find a half-rhythm of her diving the fuck, only letting you out halfway before slamming you right back in. You let go of her hands, and place your own at her wide hips, gaining leverage to push yourself out further and in deeper
>She squirms under you, her paws playing at breasts she'd never had before, moaning as her digits sink in luxuriously,

>>14032595
This is some good shit nigga

>>14032599
It's a horrifying double-standard is what it is...

>>14032595
This is good.

>>14032595
>"So good! I, I never knew." Grinning, you move your hands from her hips to her ass and haul the two of you back up into a sitting position, where she rides you, lotus, her new height making it so that you have to tip your head back to gaze into her eyes, and she looks down to gaze loving back into you own
>Her lips split into a grin as her ass smacks into your thighs, her hips driving the love making, one of her paws to the back of your neck, almost possessively, the other stroking through your hair,
>"I hope you're prepared to take full responsibility for this new body of mine, trickster."
>You grin right back, and give her big ass a smack, making her jump and give a moan so hot it's like molten chocolate. You're stoking a fire in her heart and her eyes blaze. The hole you dig grows ever deeper but you never want to see the surface, you squeeze the offended region and caress it tenderly, "More tha-"
>Your words are cut off as the pulls your face into her breasts and gives her head a shake, a throaty laugh issuing out, "Gooood~"
>World eclipsed by glorious breasts, all that's left to you is the sensations robbed of sight. The way your fingers sink into her ass, the throbbing of her heart, synced to the bounce of your lust-filled cock, grinding hard into her cervix
>"Mm, one moment love," She lifts her ass up off your lap, leaving just the tip of your shaft buried in her cunt, just barely high enough to wrap her legs around your hips so that she's no longer kneeling.
>She falls down, impaling herself and crying out, her hips once more coming flush with your own with a wet smack, the few extra degrees of angle the last piece for it all to fall into place, and you squeeze the woman almost crushingly tight as your cock burrows through her cervix and deep into her womb, a lewd kiss to her inner most parts
>She squeezes you right back, the two of you so tightly together it's like you're trying to become one, fuck the Pauli exclusion principle

>>14032636
>So perfectly unified with the woman in your lap, you cum, blasting the back of her womb with hot strands of the sticky seed and smearing it white, claiming it, marking it.
>The perverse act sparks her own climax, and her walls milk you greedily, accepting it all into her womb and locking it there, where it's safe and warm and all hers
>Satisfaction pervades deep within your primal mind, having claimed and marked your woman, your home
>The two of you collapse side by side, sweaty, sticky and exhausted
>Her legs wrap around you and she pulls your head into her bosom, stroking your hair as your arms wrap around her
>She looks almost maternal
>You nuzzle into her chest and settle in for a nap, and her chest vibrates in a soft laughter, her paws soothing on your scalp,
>"You were right. This is pretty good. Hmmm... I wonder if I should show my sisters this..."

And thus started the onee-sabath.

>>14032646
You're still a monster.

It was lewd, but you are.

>>14032646
This is absolute heresy.

>>14032636
>>14032646
This is going to be told as a horror story at every Sabbath Scout campfire.
Is good, comrade. Have what I am sure is face of many baphomets hearing story.

>>14032676
>told as a horror story at every Sabbath Scout campfire.

>Telling young and impressionable minds about the glories of a full bodied, real woman, planting the seeds in their mind of 'what if', enticing them over to the Onee-sabath
I'm okay with this.

>>14032676
I like to imagine when the Sabbath scouts meet without their onii-chans they crack open a few kegs and act like a dwarven warparty on leave

>>14032693
Cute girls that drop the act and act completely different when no one's looking are great.

Gone is the overly cute voice, gone are their manners and they swear like sailors at sea. Can you imagine how they'd react if one of their Onii-chans dropped by to give his imouto something she forgot and caught them acting like that?

>>14032710
This, completely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=132v8ujH9NQ

>>14032710
What if I'd like them better like that?

>>14032710

>i went numb when I learned to see
>so I never fell for the flatties again
>we got the milk of love to remind us all
>that you shouldn't take breasts that can fit in your hand
>AND NUTS TO ALL THE CUNTS COOING 'ONII-CHAN'

>>14032693
>Sabbath scouts finally turn in for the day after a very long and busy day of selling cookies
>They all sprawl into the living room with such a loud groan you'd swear it was a wild animal
>"Never again."
>"My jaw hurts. 'Oh yeah, just smile and be cute!' Fuck her. fuck that bitch administrator."
>"Hey, you girls want light beer or the usual stuff?"
>"What, if this a fucking Alp convention? Why do we even have light beer?"
>"Well... I've been trying to lay off the booze lately..."
>"AMAZING! We've got ourselves a genuine sissy!"
>"Hey, no bullying. I don't have the energy to put up with your shit right now."
>"Well it's about damn time you came back with the drinks. What, were you trying to 'indirectly kiss' your onii-chan by drinking from his water bottle?"
>"T-That's not1"
>"HA! Fucking caught like a deer centaur in the act of taking the Reese' pieces."
>"God, don't remind me. The bitch took 10 boxes. AFTER she bought five a minute ago!"
>"Just smile she says. How are we supposed to smile when we're getting out shit taken!?"
"Hey girls!"
>"O-Onii-chan!"
>"A-Ah, it's onii-chan!
"Sorry, forgot my water bottle here. Whoa, what's with all these bottles of alcohol?"
>W-well, that's
>"U-Uhm..."
"Damn it, didn't my roomate leave these all out? The basta-err, idiot. Let me just move these, OK? These are for big kids you know, so they're bad for you!"
"There we go. Anyway, you girls relax, alright? I'll be back in a few!"
>"..."
>"..."
>"You know, it just dawned on me that Onii-chan is fucking stupid."
>"H-Hey, don't call him stupid!"
>"But it's true!"
>"But... He is pretty caring..."
>"...Yeah..."
>"...Yeah..."
>"....It's true..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"He's still fucking stupid."

>>14032731
What if Onii-chan was just pretending to be dense and was just a man with a pure heart who didn't think such young looking girls should be drinking?

If they offered you free tickets, would you take them despite already knowing what will happen?

>>14032737
Maybe
Probably
>That T Rex Midriff
I mean, it's free

>>14032737
Do they have a mammal exhibit?

>>14032736
>Damn it, they're drinking again
>Every time I try and hide the booze they find it
>I buried it for god sakes and I found them playing in the back, shamelessly hiding the bottles!
>Maybe I should just stop buying booze. And convince my roomate to stop drinking
>Right. Roomate's an Oni. Her stop drinking would be the day
>.... This water tastes off

>>14032743
No but they do have a mammaries exhibit.

>>14032754
>Roomate's an Oni
Man has a hard life. Ganbatte onii-chan.

>>14032741
She's a big girl.

>>14032743
Those are for the Ice Age Park,

>>14032737
yeah, dinogirls are the bee's knees.

>>14032762
>Not having the translated version
Anon

>>14032737
One T-Rex Neesan please.

>>14032754
I want an Oni as roommate

>>14032765
You could be posting it right now.
But you aren't.
Why aren't you posting it right now?

>>14032761
>It was just yesterday she almost drank her entire supply in one day because "she was bored"
>Right. She drinks when she's bored but not that much
>Wasn't hard to figure out she was having a drinking contest with the girls
>You know, I really wonder who won that
>....Seriously, there's something off with this water

>>14032782
Ha! You think you can just turn this around on me?
You could've posted it but YOU didn't
Why didn't you?

>>14032786
Because I don't have it.

>>14032791
Well, in that case, I must submit
For I have it, but I just can't find it.
I should really organize this folder

>>14032784
Poor guy's never going to find out what happened to that water is he?

>>14032796
>Finally, after a long day back at home
>Wonder what the girls are doi- oh the booze is out
"A-Ah, Onii-chan, you're back!"
"Onii-chan's back!"
>So this is what I looked like when my parents caught me with my hand in the cookie jar
>"Did she (roomate) come home at some point?"
"U-Uh... Yeah!"
"She's sleeping though. She passed out!"
>HA! An Oni passing out from drinking.
"She could've had the decency to clean up. Let me get these out of the way for you guys."
"Hey, speaking of drinks: Did any of you guys go in the fridge before I left?"
"H-Huh? Why?"
>"Well, my water tasted off."
"Oh! We were going to tell you but-"
"We saw your roomate messing with some strange stuff in the kitchen."
>Oh good, my drink was spiked
>How I didn't smell it I'll never know
>Wait, what are they giggling about?
>Oh, there just teasing one of their sisters
>Kids

Next season confirmed for mothfu season.

>>14032830

Inferior.

>>14032804
I want to take away the alcohol and offer them all tea.
>>14032830
Where is this semen demon from?

I feel really sad for her

>>14032842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSQfgI7pf4I
>>14032849
Where is this jism prison from?

>>14032535
Cuckposter pls.

>>14032875
Don't give it attention

>>14032862
final boss of Rance 03

She's quite pitiable

>>14032646
need to pastebin this.

>>14032830
More moths is never a bad thing.

>>14032952
I wasn't going to, so if some one else wants it, I don't mind.

>>14032963
Wrong pic.

Friendly reminder that there's nothing wrong with using the word 'said'.

vidya games

>>14033083
Ski Free with MGE Yeti

>>14033067
I'm pretty sure I haven't used that word ever outside of dialog.

Summer is over

>>14033095
Technically it's not for another 22 days

>>14033095
this is good

>>14033095
Technically not for another 22 days, but it's getting closer to Yuki Onna season

>>14033110
Why would you want Yuki-Onna season when you can have SKELETON SEASON

>>14033067
Was there even any contention over this?

>>14033114
Is there a Ghoul season?

>>14033140
Nope. Halloween belongs to the skeletons and only skeletons this year. They intend to take it back from all the zombie apocalypse hype last year, and by extent, wannabe zombies like Ghouls.

>>14033147
The fairies are still pissed about Halloween. It's been decades since they've gone out on a Wild Hunt.

>>14033155
They can still go out and do that in Ireland with the Dullahans, nobody's stopping them.

>>14033147
Das racist. Stop marginalizing Ghouls.

>>14033155
They probably could still have one, they'd just be the ones getting impaled.

>>14032275
It's good to see you aren't kill.

>Master, can I have my uniform back? This is so embarrassing...

>>14033214
Delete this.

>>14033214
Does Entoma even have a butt you can fuck?

>>14033221
She's got butt bugs that stole a cute girl's ass.