/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Make hugs, not rape

>>14022951
Holstaurs are olev

Same with maids.

Jinkos are love

>>14022920
Fat balding man who used to draw deviantart tier inflation girls art, now he peddles his more SFW comic where he's a bear on dA and it's shit

>>14022935
yeah

Remember to headpat and tenderly love your cute Kiki maid.

Pudgy soft Monster Girls to cuddle wuddle!

I want Anubis paws all over my dick!

Super Shy Dullahans!

>>14022961
I'm fine with a bit of softness, but that's way too big.

>>14022958
How would a Kiki handle overly hot weather?

Head pats are one thing, but I don't like the idea of her working working so hard with such heavy clothing.

>>14022968
For you.

Is Rachnee Autistic?
>Stays by herself more than the introvert Lala
>Hurts people to show affection
>Think it's the homestays faults she got kicked out when she cut up a girl's face and told her to suck it up
>Reacts to compliment by tying up and threatening Darling

>you will never wrassle with your genki, tomboyish Kappa childhood friend and feed her cucumbers afterwards

>>14022974
She's a parasite.

>>14022974
Back to /a/ with you.

>>14022957
sounds cringeworthy

Someday I will be breastfed by a Holst.

>>14022974
No wonder /a/ likes her.

>>14022961
Yeah, I cuddle that.
impregnation would soon follow.

>>14022957
We don't really need to start the thread discussing some another SJW white knight, bruh

whelp its been a day, cant get that story of the starting point, that that anyone would care at this point.

>>14022968
You do not understand the joy of the health.

>>14022986
Forced breastfeeding a best. I want to have a holst snap on me and force my face into her tits, not letting go until I've milked her with my mouth.
We need more of this shit in stories.

>>14022972
Was getting obese a part of your master plan?

>>14022995
Then she'll only get bigger! I don't mean the pregnancy itself, I mean she'll eat so much that she'll probably have a good 20 pounds added!

>>14022970
She'd work in a school swimsuit with a maid outfit pattern on it.

>>14023001
That pic was not "the health" that was outright fat

>>14023006
that reminds me of that princess that ate so much she turned into a orc.

Okay so let me get this straight.

I shouldn't slay demon (family) monsters nor can I slay normal monster girls even after they keep doing villainous acts?

...So what the hell am I supposed to do to protect humanity! I can't stop them with harsh words or empty threats!

Would you anons rather I just wound them pretty badly or something?

>You'll never have a Holst break down and hatefuck you

Why live?

>>14023000
I've had a story in my head since April, anon. Sometimes it takes a while to get things going, but when they do everything comes together. Usually.

>>14023006
That's the master plan here.

>>14023001
Now that looks acceptable, although that actually isn't a Hellhound.
Remove the multiple tails though and you have Eris from PRWs story.

>>14023006
Still OK with that.
Heck, I'll feed her myself.

>>14023011
Just fuck off already

>>14022997
Someone asked who Dobson was, and the last thread died before I could reply

I'm not gonna be a faggot and not reply to him

>>14023014
i know, i just have to remind myself why i hate self imposed deadlines. i have no one to blame but myself.

>>14023016
You mean a standard Hellhound, then.

>>14023012
You need to believe.

>>14023019
that would be me, thanks for the info

>>14023011
Don't you see? It would be far crueler to spare their lives, leaving them with the knowledge that you, a mere human, bested them in battle.

>>14023025
Yep, but Eris was described as being soft with thunder thighs.

>>14023025
I forgot how sexy Hellhound looked. We need more Hellhound stuff, either images or writefagging, preferably with her being a flirty dom, but I'll take whatever the thread gives.

>>14023033
That still sounds like a standard Hellhound, but whatever. I like the standard Hellhound.

>>14023026
I just want to tease an Anubis and tell her how royal she looks.

Would you recruit her even if she wasn't all that good? I mean at least she's better than Meryl the Kobold with her straight E's.

Elemental dragons when

>>14023047
What sick pervert is forcing that cute delicate cow to use a weapon of destruction!?

>>14023048
Get me a gold dragon, and we're solid.

>>14023038
http://pastebin.com/qhrTthVk
probably not as good as you want it to be, but here

>>14023038
>I still need to go back to my Hellhound story

Meh..

>>14023057
>Not wanting Platinum Dragon Bahamut Chan

>>14023032
But anon would get mad!

I'll just have to join the monster girls to get them to shut up.

>>14023048
i know im wrong, but im reminded of a ratholos when i see that

>>14023067
No RP pls

>>14023056
Its a sketch based on Minnie the minigun using Minotaur from The Spider and the Fly.

If I had the money I'd commission Mono or someone to make a detailed image of it, the entire idea is amazing. I wish Peterdnzl still wrote things. Almost all of the good writefags are dead now.

>>14023074
He was supposed to make a Black Lagoon-esque story, too.

>>14023061
>http://pastebin.com/qhrTthVk
I'LL FUCKING TAKE IT!
Thanks, anon.

>>14023071
It's a genderbend.

>>14023075
I know. I wish he delivered on it. Too many decent content providers burn out before they can deliver. It annoys me greatly.

How many pastes should one have before they request to be added to the masterlist/google doc?

>>14023066
A gold dragon saved my ass in D&D as a kid.

Sorry, but it's a personal thing.

>>14022974
Don't forget that she gave up on trying to save Darling

>>14023019
>not reply to him
You know google exists, right?

Would you a magic alraune golem centaur?

I miss this game.

Rance 03 had a couple of nice monster girls

>>14023066
White Dragon a best.

>>14023087
I didn't request shit, they just started adding me.

>>14022970
That will depend on the Kikimora.

Some Kikimora's will try to dress as lightly as possible, wearing the thinnest maid outfit they have with absolutely nothing underneath.

A different Kikimora might simply start wearing a swimsuit, asking her Master if he would prefer to see her wear a bikini or a one piece.

Another Kiki might choose to try and bear the weather and start to strongly sweat, her skin glistering in the light and her femine smell becoming stronger than usual.

Last but not least, the Kiki who has a more peverted Master might choose to not wear a maid outfit at all, and wear lewd lingerie instead.

>>14023087
You need to suck someone's dick. A special dick.

x is best girl

>>14023087
It depends. There is at least one guy on there with two shot pastes involving a Shirohebi if that helps. I miss him. I miss them all

>>14023097
Kaiba go away with your obsession. You have a fucking theme park based around a single card.

>>14023104
>Implying that disqualifies them for best girl status.

>>14023101
While I respect your tastes, Θ is obviously best girl.

>>14023115
LIES! Y is best!

capctcha wants me to hat waffles

what girl would be best to go paintballing with?

>>14023129
Chesire, she can fucking teleport. And we'll use these things as targets.

>>14023129
Lizardman, salamander, amazon.
Any martial one really.
Spiders if you want bigger targets.

>>14023129
Any of the combat-based MGs.
Werewolf, Salamander, Lizardman, Orc, Oni...
Not Cupid though. Cupid has auto aim and cheats.

>>14023129
A Lizardgirl who's recently adapted to the modern form of combat with firearms.

>>14023133
That's not a good idea.

>>14023141
Why not?

>>14023133
I don't understand why you try and force this meme thing on us each thread. All it achieves is making Jabberwock look a bit shittier.

>>14023129
i think would be more funny to see art of the guy in that pic loosing a paintball fight against a chesire

>>14023133
Oh god, they HOP too now? Don't tell me they can fly.

>>14023149
It's not forced until someone pays less to draw it making out with an Anubis

>>14023146
You don't want to anger the wocks.

>>14023133
Goddamn this shit is cute.

>>14023149
>Implying one person
I just think it's cute in a yukkuri kind of way.

>>14023157
No, that would just be you know who trying to court controversy and piss off the thread while acting innocent and posting angry responses to anyone who takes an issue with it.

>>14023133
Would they be evil genocide-lovers like all characters in drakengard?

>>14023170
The only genocide you're getting is the genocide of love!

>>14023153
How about paintball man vs lizardman?
just because they both have "man" in the name

>>14023175
>Yandere Monster Lord decimates an entire country in order to free you from your paladin duties.
>Whether you like it or not

>>14023184
>kill self
Heh. That'll teach the bitch a lesson!

>>14023170
oh dear god drakengard
giant naked demon babies.
psycho Kaim and his band of child botherers
and his sister
bad flash backs man

>>14023184
Why are yandere girls always depicted as mass murderers?

>>14023190
And then you go straight to hell for all eternity

>>14023190
>She's a willow o' wisp.

Was giving yourself to her part of your plan?

>>14023160
>Kikimora has a master who regularly kicks and abuses wocks
>They just take it like a champ, not even bruising
>The Kikimora thinks nothing of it
>Then one day she opens her masters bedroom and finds it full up with Wocks like pic related
What's a Kikimora to do?

>>14023195
But I stopped an evil tyrant from continuing her slaughter. If I'm dead she no longer has any reason to murder pointlessly.

>>14023129
is it just me or does Paintball man look dead inside? look at his eye's

>>14023190
>She brings you back to life as undead

What now stud?

>>14023175
Is there even a single good character in drakengard universe? Probably only a moon-headed shota but he is an autist

>You'll never become an Adventurer so famous that Royalty wishes for your seed.
>Bee Queens will specifically ask what you want in a girl to birth a Princess custom for you
>Pharaoh will build pyramids with a statue of you replacing the top for a chance at your seed
>Entire Orc Armies will do battle so the Warchiefs' daughters can have your hand
>A War between Wyverns, Ryus and even Wurms will once again do battle for your affection.

>>14023200
Tribble monster girl when?

>>14023200
Get a Kikimora boner. It's like a normal Kikimora only Bob wrote about it.

>>14023205
if your not f'ed up in some way, you dont belong in the game

>>14023184
You aren't keep your yandere on a short enough leash. Woo her, and keep her docile for the sake of others. There is no free time to lay waste to a country when she's following behind you with heart pupils. Her time is much better spent with you, of course.

>>14023200
Get the shotgun of course.

>>14023204
I'd call her a faggot. What more could I do?

>>14023202
She'll probably go to hell and drag you back.

>>14023205
Caim.

He understands that the universe is so shitty that he has to kill everyone and make it better.

>>14023209
I'm still waiting on my Triffid girl myself.

>>14023225
sorry for spelling that with a K

>>14023203
dont bother paintball man, he's happy to be here

>>14023205
Four is a pure waifu and she helps purging elf-scum

>>14022958
Remember that Kiki maid looked like this but she still cleaned your house

>>14023133
>Paintball man starts match against Chesire
>gets annoyed by all the teleporting and tacking shots to the back
>need to find a way to Beat her
what happens next is up to you.

>>14023262
Remove pants and lure her in by being live bait

>>14023257
huh, don't think I've seen that before

>>14023257
On the condition that she'd kill your fucking babies if you were a dick.

>>14023257
And this guy would protect your house while you were out and drink with you

>>14023208

Such is the life of a bard.

>You will never have comical arguments with your waifu

>>14023208
That's when you settle down with your lifelong adventuring partner.

>>14023262
I get rid of my protective gear and start running to her naked. She would think twice about shooting due to the fear of injuring me, and that second of doubt is all I would need.

>>14023280
The MGE Vampires wing-cape things are rad as fuck.

>>14023280
>You will never be Princess Carried by your waifu

>>14023272
what if he's wearing that black overall thing like in the pic? that must be a bitch to get out of.

>>14023285
Good.

>>14023286
Do you want to defeat that smug teleporting chesire or not?

>>14023285
>tfw no muscular Vampire waifu

Aural sex

>>14023285
It's a shame mine is too scrawny to carry me.

>>14023280
thaat is the face of victory

>>14023296
>Not being a coach to help your waifu get /fit/ so she can princess carry you
What is she, an Alp?

>>14023294
Fuck off Bob.

>>14023280
I want to do that to a tanuki as she tries to convince me that I need another credit card.

>>14023285
My waifu would probably sling me over her shoulder and carry me off that way than resort to princess carrying.

>>14023285
It hurts

>>14022974
>Rachnee
>Hurts people
0/10. I replied but that's more a reflection on my lack of things to do than the quality of your bait.

>>14023208
I'm thankful for that. Choosing any of those would probably set off the others in a fit of rage and probably have hatred for whichever royalty I've chosen. That's why it'd be better to keep my seed to myself so none of them can have it.

>>14023302
Hey! Dont insult please!

>>14023308
Yeah that whip she had when Cerea was tied up was for show.

>>14023208
>you will never piss them all off by settling down with a Werebat

Hey, yo, it's me again. Good morning.

I edited chapter 5 of Falling Leaves because it was bad. It should be a bit less bad now.

http://pastebin.com/aqt86kgx#

On a related note, the next chapter will take a bit more time. I made the mistake of rushing my usual writing process and it came out as an even worse form of bad than the last chapter. Into the trash it goes. Sorry. I'll see what I can do about finishing it in the next couple weeks. Just thought I'd let you guys know, in case someone around here cared.

Peace.

P.S. Here's a chubby tanuki for the trouble. Do with her what you will.

>>14023317
i shall buy her a oat biscuit.

>>14023317
Does she have any relation to you're make-a-waifu?

>>14023087
Just keep creating new content. You'll wind up there eventually. I was both surprised and pleased when I realized people cared enough to update when I update.

>>14023332
Same.
Still kinda am.

>>14023257
And that's why she looks like this now. I think it helped that she stopped intentionally breaking the dishes.

>>14023291
it would be awsome if someone could do art of Paintball man starnding over a defeated, paint covered Chesire wearing nothing but his mask.

>>14023331
No, I found her on a booru. The body type is very similar, though.

>>14023317
I thought you actually managed to write new chapter in less than a month, but nope
Ok, thanks anyway

>>14023335
What do kikimora legs and feet look like? That picture is not clear enough.

>>14023335
>You'll never feel the delight of seeing the look of shock on a Kikimora's face as you tell her that, despite being single and having a job, you still have time to keep your house tidy, your clothes washed, and your dishes clean without any help

>>14023345
They resemble organic high-heels without any discernable toes.
That probably varies between each Kikimora though.

>>14023353
THat's disgusting.

>>14023313
>Yeah that whip she had when Cerea was tied up was for show.
Well, yeah. There's only one instance of her hurting any one ever and that was when she snapped darling's neck, but as he later says she has never hurt him, I'm taking it as typical crabman hyperbole and exaggeration.

>>14023356
Each to their own, it's not that different to a harpy.

I want a Dom Arachne to find out I'm a submissive masochist who has intense arachnaphobia!

>>14023357
>There's only one instance of her hurting any one ever
Uh, since she was introduced. I wasn't counting the flashback face slash that gave her her guilt complex in the first place. Wasn't counting psychological damage either.

>>14023353
You know, that must be why their tail is so fucking massive. To counterbalance having highheels for feet.

>>14023343
Yeah, I know, I can take a while. I hope you'll be patient with me, though.

>>14023362
I want to date the cerberus sisters, three hellhounds who work as the heads of security for Hades .INC

>>14023373
We will, because you're worth it. No homo.

>>14023306
Can someone link me to T Rex manga thing.

>>14023373
We will, because you're worth it. All alp.

>>14023369
Y'know, I wonder if the actual "heel" portion of the foot is a claw of sorts. And for all we know, she could actually be wearing shoes stylized after bird feet.

>>14023349
And then you wonder why there's something dripping between her legs as you tell her that.

>>14023373
Do you bleed? We will

>>14023378
T-Rex na Kanojo, too lazy to link it but should be easy enough to find with that.

>"Hello fellow male youths, who wishes to enter my basement? I have all sorts of nice things fellow males want, but you have to enter my basement now."

>>14023377
>>14023381
What's all this then?

>>14023398
What kind of beer do you have?

>>14023398
What could possibly go wrong?

>>14023398
Hmmm okay.

>>14023398
you got to do better then that

>>14023388
Was that a Batman vs. Superman thing?

>>14023416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMRo5XCKddQ

>>14023044
Me too anon. Me too.

>>14023398
I summon Ackbar!

I want to be friends with a tomboy succubus who everyone calls an alp when she really isn't.

>>14023044
I want to ask an Anubis if she'd be willing to hang out with my Dragon friend!

>>14023398
Your name has given you away.

>>14023449
But what about the nightmare girl down the street?

>>14023449
1/10 Bait
Just quit it already.

>>14023455
She can join too if she wants! I want them all to be nice close friends!

>>14023461
Friendship is bait?

>>14023463
>>Friendship is bait?
No, it's just magic.

>>14023470
>those ear things
Saved.

>>14023470
.less this is a very very wonderful good thing you do.

Amazing.

>>14023470
She looks pudgy! Is Winternubis packing on some Winter Weight to stay warm?

>>14023470
Thought she was preggers for a moment. Not that I would mind.

>>14023479
That or the sla-employees figured out that she yells less with a mouth full of cake.

>>14023470
Brb dying from heart attack. That is too cute and amazing.

>>14023482
Wait, she's not? Better get her dragon friend to fix that.

>>14023470
Perfection.
>>14023479
That's her big meaty paws in her pockets.

>>14023339
while using the same thumbs up pose lol

>>14023498
how hard must i kill you before you die, meme

>>14023087
>I'm on the writefag google doc
>Nothing on my description

This is a weird feel.

>>14023498
anon pls

>>14023502
You can't fight nature Jack

>>14023503
Most of the descriptions are outdated or incorrect anyway.

>>14023502
never forgive never forget. we are anubicuck

>>14023498
>I posted it again
For what purpose?

>>14023246
She honestly is awesome. She's like Anon.

>>14023285
Good.

>>14023514
Please just stop already.

>>14023503
Nothing gets updated on it. Generally, your first stories show up on the description but nothing else will.

Do you think Anubisfucker (Or whatever his name is) regret that picture?

>>14023520
It's too fun to stop. It's like teasing our resident wheatophile.

>>14023525
I regret nothing but the existence of the cuckoo.

>>14023520
You did this to yourself. The fire rises, brother!
But really, what did you think posting that image would achieve?

>>14023498
>>14023509

When life's givin' ya shits
and you feel like a sucker
Just keep your head high son,
at least you're not A dumbshit memeforcing motherfucker.

Just repost him, he was banned in the last thread.

>>14023525
Did he request that picture to be drawn?

>>14023461
>bait

Even after these threads die, Anubicuck's name shall remain, up there with Burch and Poole.

>>14023541
>Just repost him

>>14023525
Maybe. I don't understand why he thought posting it would be a smart move. He admitted the thread would dislike it a good twenty minutes before posting it, so it's likely he was going for a shitstorm.

>>14023541
>I have no sense of humor
It's not like any one takes it seriously. If you fall for it as bait you're the retard.

>>14023540
10/10

>>14023541
*report him

>>14023544
i know none of those people or what anubiscuck even is

>>14023540
I laughed.

>>14023543
He actually commissioned it.

>>14023546
God I really want to fuck it

>>14023544
He got .less to draw a pretty picture. He's not a miserably failure at life like Burch or...

I don't even know who Poole is.

>>14023561
Wow, what a fucking dumbass. He deserves to suffer for it.

>>14023562
Please stop living.

>>14023563
/u/ pls go, no one likes you but 13-15 year old boys.

>>14023569
Please cease to breathe.

>>14023562
That fucking face.
It literally looks like a guy is dressed as a Cheshire and doing the whole
"Too bad your girlfriend isn't here... perhaps maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight..." thing.

>>14023562
Get in line.

>>14023574
>>14023562
Looks more like a face taken from one of Rustle's doujins

>>14023572
I'll die having better taste then you.

>>14023549
Actually .less posted both the half-finished and complete but censored images in the thread. Not happened with the first. People actually did admire the artistry of the final product; which was all I really wanted in the first place. Then some guy called me a cuck using the most backwards logic ever, things devolved into a complete shitstorm that went on for like 4 hours, and now someone refuses to let the "Anubis + Dragon = Cuck" thing go out of spite.

Not even sure if it's the same guy or not; you can never tell here.

>>14023563
>I don't even know who Poole is.

>>14023574
I wouldn't mind that. If they wear a skirt and say they're a stage 1 alp it isn't gay right.

>>14023574
Cannot unsee.

>>14023574
I like her face, though. It's pretty cute.

>>14023562
There's a fuckton of things anatomically wrong with this picture,

>>14023567
Exactly. He commissioned, posted, and defended it knowing exactly how people here would react and did all those things regardless. It's hard to sympathize with such a level of arrogance and stupidity.

>>14023579
I'm not him m8. The joke just didn't work apparently.

>>14023553
It's not even funny you retard.

>>14023580
He said he didn't give a fuck what the thread thought and clearly knew what would happen, he deserves no sympathy and till the end of these threads he shall be known as Anubiscuck. So sayeth anon.

>>14023592
That last one, the "Defended" bit is the only reason this shit is still going on.

>>14023604
You're not anon. You're just bait.

>>14023580
You helped drag it on longer than you should have.

>>14023592
>He commissioned, posted, and defended it

Everyday I wake up feeling like shit, headaches, bad mood, dry eyes and all. Life is boring and I don't have much to do with it.

But no matter how shitty I might feel, deep down I'm happy that I'm not Anuburch.

>>14023599
I think it is. If it weren't, it wouldn't have become a meme in the first place, it's funny or the train-wreck it was. Why don't you lean to laugh at things, cockmongler?

>>14023580
The initial reaction was mixed as hell but there were a fair few who liked it. It keeps getting bought up as a tired joke at this point though.
>Not even sure if it's the same guy or not; you can never tell here.
It feels like 1-2 people, I'm guessing 2 but their posting styles are really similar.

>>14023580
>People actually did admire the artistry of the final product; which was all I really wanted in the first place
IT'S FUCKING LESS DRAWING TWO MONSTER GIRLS FUCKING

THERE'S NO ARTISTIC VALUE THERE GOD DAMN THERE'S NOTHING DEEP OR THOUGHT PROVOKING IT'S JUST A DRAGON RUBBING HER TAIL UP ON AN ANUBIS

THAT'S LIKE LESS' STALKER WHO THINKS EVEN HIS FUTA DRAWINGS HAVE ARTISTIC MERIT

>>14023599
For you.

>>14023562
You're not wrong anon, not wrong at all.

>You'll never have your Cheshire waifu tease you while you work on stuff
Just kill me now.

>>14023470
Aww man, that's cute.
Best hair style, big perfect fluffy tail, and paws large enough to bulge out her coat.
That design for the ear warmers with the band going around the back of the head is pretty ingenious, too. I'd love to see that in the future, maybe for headphones, too.

im confused, who/what are we talking about?

>>14023610
My name clearly says anonymous and you clearly don't understand what bait is if that is what you think.

The whole thing was my fault in a way. I mentioned how surprised I was to see people offering legitimate criticism and not just being assblasted. That sparked it all.

>>14023627
Have you seen the colored version? It looks fucking beautiful, one of the best less works

>>14023617
It's not even a meme, just some ban evading faggot forcing it.

>>14023620
>Only one or two people could disagree with me!
Why are the threads always doing this? It's retarded and egotistical.

>>14023546
>Head bopping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOLkmRKcuSQ

>>14023643
See
>>14023525
>>14023543
>>14023561
>>14023567
>>14023592
And now some fag is forcing the dragon/anubis yuri shit.

>>14023649
There's clearly way more than one person. That makes it memetic in nature. Face it, you can't see a dragon and anubi in the same context without thinking about it

>>14023649
>ban evading
>implying

I want to travel across the dangerous lands, scale the tallest mountains, strive through the hottest deserts, swim through the deepest oceans, and soar through the windiest skies to find a monstergirl that would be perfect for me.

Do you think .less regrets drawing that ima I can't even type that with a straight face

>>14023650
But he's right, it's just one or two faggots shitting up the thread.

>>14023643
i dunno, i was talking about paintball guy and had to leave for a bit, now there some rage going on.

>>14023643
Nothing worth observing.

>>14023620
Well, that's all it ever takes around here, ain't it?

>>14023627
And now they've devolved to All-Caps "Shouting".

>>14023656
No, some fag is forcing, "HAH, CUCK!" whenever either gets brought up.

>>14023657
I beg to differ.

>>14023657
But I can. Another thing is that you can't talk about anubis for this shit, for example.

>>14023470
Pretty clever with the earmuffs, it's too cute

>>14023038
>Hellhound daughter experiencing her snowiest winter yet
>She rushes outside to dive into the nearest snow drift
>You follow after, watching the snow melt into steam, daughter laughing and rolling around in the wet mush
>Her mother follows after, picking her up and overheating with more developed power so she can dry off her winter clothes

>You spend the whole day outside in the local woods, you and the wife following your daughter as she explores her winter wonderland, making shapes by melting snow as she touches it
>She's hopeless at snowball fights, seeing as how she hasn't developed the self control to stop the snow melting in her hands
>So her mom joins her side, shooting out gouts of flame to shield her from the snowballs you throw
>One gets through, and it splashes on your wife, right between her eyes
>Water turns to steam as she narrows her eyes at you, smiling wickedly
>Your daughter cheers her on as she bounds towards you, tucking you into her body as you tumble into the snow together
>Your wife lays atop you, her devious grin melting into a warm, sweet little smile as you catch her eyes
>Then your daughter piles atop the both of you, laughing and wrestling with both of you

>The sun's set by the time you get back home, your sleepy daughter tucked beneath your coat, clinging onto you
>She's all wrapped up, since she's exhausted her energy and can't generate any heat to fend off the cold air
>You pass her over to your wife, letting them both go off for a hot shower while you prepare dinner
>Hours later, after you're all fed and ready for bed, your daughter makes her way into your bedroom, dressed in her dinosaur pyjama onesie
>Your wife, dressed in her relatively modest white nightie scoops her up and tucks her into your bed
>You join the both of them, feeling your daughter wriggle under the covers between you so she can snuggle up against both of you chests
>You fall asleep to their emmanating waves of warmness, 3-way cuddles and happy nuzzling

>>14023665
>shitting up the thread
>this meme is bad because I don't like it
>but there's nothing wrong with retard wurms, mra/bonnet tipper lizardman, lego Anubis, handholding missionary blah blah, stinkypede, the rest

Cry more.

>>14023674
Why do all the namefags here get the idea that everyone loves them and any hate they get is some mysterious samefag with a grudge?

>>14023664
Nah, .less probably just wanted something to laugh at.
>>14023674
Dude, just fuck off and go incognito for a while. No need to adamantly defend your position when you deliberately and retardedly decided to add fuel to the fire.

>>14023683
Yes, it's already been posted 3 times, you can stop reposting it already

>>14023690
>here

>>14023627
>That's like less' stalker who thinks even his futa drawings have artistic merit

To be fair, one of his Futa-Cat pics has some of the most well-drawn breasts I've ever seen from him.

>>14023680
It's true you can't even talk about anubis without it being brought up, and even though I joked about it, I'd like to see it laid to rest too, but I think it's as pervasive as truckercore memes now. So basically, good luck.

>>14023690
This. Zhana's barely wrote anything too, with his only 'worthwhile' contributions being more art of his already oversaturated waifu.

>>14023700
Which one?

>>14023701
It literally seems like just one guy who keeps bringing it up out of spite for the guy.
Maybe two as someone previously said. Which is supported if you look at the replies to .less' winter-anubis up there.

Mostly just "D'awww, cute" etc. etc., and then a couple that go "lol get a dragon to cuck her".

Elin-thighed Lich when?
Elin-thighed Familiar when?

>We'll now never be able to have anubi mentioned without Anons shouting "cuck" and derailling the thread

It could've stayed in that first thread. Now the people against Anubisfucker are doing more damage than he did.

>>14023715
Never ever.

>>14023714
>lol get a dragon to cuck her
Wait, if we were cucking her, wouldn't it mean us dating her, and then being NTRed away by a big strong Dragon girl while the Anubis is forced to watch us make out?

>>14023710
>more art of his already oversaturated waifu.
I feel anubis has more art than manticore now, it's getting ridiculous.
>>14023470
Oh look! Another fucking anubis picture. We so needed that.

>>14023718
This.

>>14023714
>It literally seems like just one guy
It's not though.

>>14023715
You said that last thread and the thread before that. Commission it if you want it.

>>14023734
See pic in >>14023674

>>14023718
Shitposters gonna shitpost. You know what to do...

>>14023690
I just got here, im not a big enough to gain hate and no one loves me

>>14023718
To be fair, Anubi weren't in a very favorable position in the first place.

>>14023735
What are you mad anyway?

>>14023710
Who's Zhana?

Remember, no matter how much your life sucks...

>>14023747
Blame the lego shitters.

>>14023712
Not sure. I think she was making a guy deepthroat the cd?

>>14023747
Maybe, but they never brought about shitposting like this.
It's just a bit depressing now.

>>14023751
>Look momma! I posted it again!

>>14023751
2/10, just stop.

>>14023753
Naw, blame anubicuck but like, legitimately. He and those like him had their girl move oversaturated than manticore was.

>>14023718
So be it, anubi have long since become manticore tier thanks to that autist.

Well I needed to study anyways. See you all 1000 posts later.

>If an MG gets content, she sucks
By this logic, Matango is the best girl ever.

>>14023760
It's the fate of anything that isn't a Holstaurus.

Sword Tsukumogami

>>14023745
if you are who i think you are, isn't your latest work anubis?

>>14023750
IRC name. Thus proving someone there's apparently got it out for him too.

>>14023762
>>14023763
>>14023689

>>14023770
And holstauri are absolute shit.

>>14023734
>male NTR
MUH DICK
Too bad it's rare as fuck in hentai
The dragon story was fucking awesome

>>14023770
People want to make content about what they perceive to be popular and which will in turn make them popular. When you have vocal waifufags bringing up their MG every few seconds that makes them seem popular. So they get more content and the situation repeats itself until they are over-saturated. This oversaturation leads people to dislike the girl because they get tired of her and she seems forced.

>>14023734
You cannot salvage this, the subject matter of the commission is clear.

>>14023783
So you are just shitposting? Good to know.

>>14023780
you're right but there is no cuckiing or lego, hell i didn't know that was a thing when i made it

>>14023787
>The dragon story was fucking awesome
If you're talking about Niebel's story, you are the most retarded person I've ever met.

>>14023771
Holstaurs are nice safe girls to like at discuss, but the ones the thread turn against are few in number. This only happens if someone creates a meme or threadcanon involving them, or some faggot spams them in the thread to oversaturation levels, like how manticore was in the past or how anubis is now.

>>14023787
I'm sad to say that I enjoy this.

Manticores are forever

>>14023808
why is that a thing?

>>14023803
>if you don't hate what I hate you are retard
But anon, you are the only retard here.

>>14023799
>Cucking
It isn't a thing. It's just a shitposting meme.

>Lego
That's basically a derivative of Anubi being made out to be project-managers for construction. It started with a business woman being crazy-obsessed with the stuff. Then there was a cute teen who wanted to build cool stuff with her BF. And now it's just shoe-horned in all the time even where it makes 0 sense to the point it is well and truly oversaturated.

>>14023797
>I don't like it
>shitposting!

Okay kid.

Alright, fuck you all. Just leave me fucking alone. Yeah, I commissioned it. So fucking what? Yes, I paid .less to draw it. I thought this thread could be mature enough to handle it even if it might not have entertained the subject matter. I'm not a cuck, I'm not a fucking cuck so please stop calling me that. I just wanted to make fucking content for this thread, I just wanted to contribute something, and now everytime I post or post girls I like I hear "cuck cuck cuck a doodle fucking doo"

I know it's just one guy, so please just leave me the fuck alone, and lets end this hear, please, I can't take it anymore.

>>14023816
>liking Niebel's dragon story
But anon, that story came out of a profound misunderstanding of the Dragon profile.

>>14023824
2/10

Y'ain't me and I'm not dumb enough to post all this.

>>14023793
This. I started getting fed up with anubisfucker a few months before this stupid event happened. Talking about your waifu is fine, but doing it constantly and ensuring that most new pictures are of her is annoying.

>>14023824
Am I seriously the only one who finds the humor in this? You know it wouldn't be such a big thing if you could look at a post like this and laugh, right?

>>14023827
3/10

You are not me either.

>>14023824
>one guy
You fucking wish.
>whaaaa, so what if I knew that yuri does nothing but cause shitstorms, how was I to know this time would be no different

If you really are this stupid, god I hope this shit never dies.

>>14023829
Y'know, I just want to point out, I really only respond when it's one of those "What would your waifu do...?" asks.

And I do commission girls other than Anubis. Dragon, most obviously, but also Nightmares, Liches, and others.

And I'm far from the only one who requests stuff of Anubi. That Winter-Anubis? I had nothing to do with it.

>>14023824
>>14023827

Now I don't know what to believe. It's all misinformation and lies.

>>14023826
I don't care where it came from. The result is fucking hot, that's all that matters to me

>>14023824
Please don't pretend to be someone else.

I wonder what /hbg/ MGs are shitposting right about now

>>14023823
>calling someone kid on the internet
Calm down, tough guy.

>>14023840
It's funny because it's true! I wonder who wrote it...

>>14023783
Haha I made that image almost a year ago. How time flies. I'm going to end my life.

>>14023820
I see, thanks for telling me.

>>14023829
>and ensuring that most new pictures are of her is annoying.

Well, it's not like he's stopping other girls from having stuff drawn of them. He's commisioning because he likes them, so if he stopped, I think that'd just be it.

>>14023846
That's fine, you're allowed to like trash, I guess.

The real Anubisfucker here. I've decided that Anubises are old hat, as are Dragons. I intend to make Alps my new favorite girl. The age of Alp content begins now

>>14023849
>An Anubis commissioned a picture of two human boys making out
>18 threads later there's still shitstorms about it

>Not wanting to fuck anubutts
Ya'll need to fix your taste.

>>14023849
An anubis commissioning pictures of her husbando making out with a huge black guy.

>>14023849
If one believes the laws of parallels to be true, an Anubis (or maybe not, who knows?) is being hated on for getting a picture drawn of a Human Boy resembling her Husbando kissing another Human Boy resembling another kind of guy she likes.

>>14023867
Damn beat me to it.

>>14023820
is it bad that i want a anubis version of this?

>>14023869
You are detrimental to your own cause.

>>14023870
Swedish Anubis NO!

>>14023870
Dragon = Huge Black Guy
What kind of parallel is this to draw...?

>>14023824
Cuuuuck

If you want to pretend to be that guy don't be so obvious

>>14023869
>nipples in the mirrors

This is insanely hot, but is also liable to get mod attention..

Can't we all just synchronize our hatred for cuckoldry and turn it into something positive for once, /mgt/?

How about this: we should try to use our shitposting emotions like anger and salt as creative outlets instead of just stewing in our own filth.

>>14023864
This can in no way end badly for everyone involved.jpg

>>14023883
Unfortunately no. We can only call each other cucks because you're a fucking cuck.

I'm sorry anon, but really, how could this salt be made to do anything positive?

>>14023883
Sodium-based creativity is not gonna work out in our favor.

I want to harvest all the accumulated asspain in these threads and make a hybrid of a golem made entirely out of salt, and an undine made entirely out of tears. I don't know what to call her though.

>>14023864
>DryAmusedLaughter.gif
That pic is pretty cute tho

>>14023887
Salt is an ingredient in vegetable soup, and vegetable soup is delicious.

>>14023855
One of my favorite things to come of these threads.

>>14023891
Would the Salt Golem and Salt undine make out with each other? Can we watch?

>>14023891
EDWARDO!
A manly golem made of manly tears! no, not THAT manly tears

>>14023883
I aint mad, i just want to go back to paintball guy fighting that chesire

How about instead, we discuss the virtues of shortstack imps?

>>14023887
>>14023890
Let's try to think of a way a thread full of monster girls would initiate salty shitstorms in their own parallel 4chan! The obvious ones are things like cut vs uncut and 'how soon is too soon to bang' i.e. five minutes after knowing each other or one date?

>>14023897
Too late.
Golem made entirely out of semen when?

>>14023883
>not liking funposting
Faggot

>>14023900
They are soft, portable, loving and are always up for another glass of milk.

>>14023871
It'd probably be a nerdy, dark skinned boy making out with a muscular, prince-ish kind of guy, clad in naught but a grand, flowing cape. They'd be staring deep into each others' eyes, the nerdy boy blushing while the other guy smiles knowingly.

Golly, I'm getting hot under the collar just thinking about it.

>>14023896
It's one being. Made of both salt and tears. Her wiring is fucked so when she smiles it looks lie she's scowling and when she tries to heart pupil she goes red with rage and fire burns in her eyes.

>>14023901
>cut vs uncut
Christ don't bring that shistorm in here, I've seen it on just about every board and its never good.

>>14023901
I can see a hellhound posting shit like
>she actually likes to cuddle his fuckboy while he's conscious!

>>14023907
>Golly, I'm getting hot under the collar just thinking about it
You're funny anon.

>>14023907
That actually sounds pretty hot

>>14023896
They can't, they need your dick because they are monstergirls.

>>14023901
Let's not.

>>14023883
I like our dysfunctional, incestual, abusive relationship thank you very much.

Your waifu is shit.

>>14023903
then it cant be in MGE, golems there are powered by semen so that would be the same as dividing by zero and erasing ones own existence.

>>14023913
A Hellhound? I don't think so anon, Hellhounds are tender and loving doms!

>>14023907
>>14023915
>>14023920
Remember the dragon's tail in the original picture. So I guess the guys would be, sword fighting, if you will.

>>14023038
Well as it happens my practice smut should be done sometime today, assuming homework doesn't get in the way.

>>14023913
>his

>>14023904
Tewi poster pls no

>>14023901
>lamia species constantly shittalking each other because
>gorgons can't even style their hair lmao better wear sunglasses bitch!!!
>echidna more like not-your-kid-na!!! lmfao GET GOOD WHO EVEN WANTS TO MARRY A LIVING PREGGO-GACHA
>fuck off apophis more like apoopies who even likes purple bitches?

>>14023926
>telling lies

>>14023937
>Snake Cloaca
>Lamiae going "B-But I poop from there!" every single time, no matter what.

>>14023927
He'd probably have his scabbard pressing up against the nerdy guy's dick, or something.

>>14023931
Looking forward to it, anon.

>>14023937
lamira or not, i look at any vangina and see MR rip and tear, im getting the fuck out.

>>14023901
Like half the threads would be filled with Holstaurs we know that much.

>>14023824

>>14023900
Im eternally sad that no MG really fits the short stack niche.

>>14023954
>MR rip and tear
WHAT?

>>14023808
Glory to Arstotzka!
Greatest country!
please, help

>>14023958
That face kills the picture for me.

>>14023934
?

>>14023955
Making the assumption that the MG world would be filled with geographically appropriate MGs, who thus fill in our places? ie. Holstaurs because much of /mgt/ comes from prairie land?

>>14023901
I like the idea that gazers would just shitpost in /v/ and play shitty competitive games and then giggle like horrible witches/imps over mic whenever scoring any kills.

>>14023964
Just dont focus on the face anon.

>>14023927
>>14023952
Damn that's hot, I can see why the Anubis would commission that.

>>14023966
Yeah.

>>14023965
>she actually likes to cuddle HIS fuckboy while he's conscious

Is the hellhound in question a wan wan?

>>14023092
Renzo as a Gnome would be the greatest thing ever and you fucking know it.

>TFW he managed to successfully woo the Goat-Vampire by remarking at how perfectly sculpted her... assets were.

>>14023962
Come with me, sir.

>>14023958
Hobgoblin? She's shortstack as fuck. I just wish she didn't come with an army of goblins. I want to fuck her cleavage and give her a messy pearl necklace without having a bunch of whooping retards bouncing around the room as I'm trying to cum.

>>14023907
>>14023927
>>14023952
I'm not gay but I feel like masturbating right now.