/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13988374

i dont want nocchie to die. why can't it be yuka instead

None of the Perfumes can drive, right?

I've been trying to think of ways I could be useful to them.

>>13988646
Nocchi got her license didn't she?

>>13988646

Nocchi needs a friend
Kashiyuka needs someone to kill her cat
A-Chan needs a man-child to take care of

i am going to try sneak some pictures of pits, feets, and bellies at perfume fes for you guys. then we can truly die.

>>13989776
shhh, Nocchi is sleeping

JUST

>>13991009
wat

>>13991660
Looks liek booxy

>>13991009
Original pic pl0x???

When is the next album gonna come out?

Let them die, Vocaloids sound less computerized than Perfume.

>>13992269

Can we ever have the good times back?

>>13992560

>dem titties

Omoto showing off her new iWatch

>>13992531
>tfw no qt asian boxxy look-a-like gf

>>13992639
she doesn't even look like boxxy, faglord

>>13992677
Far right

>>13992677

>>13992715

Jesus, she got fat

>>13992715
7000 seconds in paint

>>13992900
this is frightening, don't do this ever again

>>13992938
I want to give her one of their eyes, but I cba.

>>13992764
women age badly.

>>13993588
she hasnt

>>13993630
I said women not angels.

>>13992846
>>13992805
Please finish

>>13993983
Nevermind. I fucked up. My bad.

>you will never get to go to college with Nocchi and literally be her only friend there

>>13992298
fuck that, long live Perfume

and I don't mind the processed vocals, it fits the electropop style.

I knew someone would make another one

Fuck it, reporting in. Why is she so cute bros?

>>13994260
Had a dream about a similar situation once, It was the happiest I have been in a long time.

I think i greentexted the story earlier this year when the threads were a boomin'

>>13994684
>Why is she so cute bros?
You seem to be mistaken, the picture you've posted is from 2009. The correct question is:
>Why WAS she so cute bros?

>tfw I was loyal for 5 years
>tfw she aged like milk
>tfw a-chan and nocchi are only getting better

>>13995416
Ayano El Autismo strikes again

>>13995416
sauce?

>>13996101

>>13994684
yes, i remember that dream story, anon. that was the true comfy era of Perfume gen

>>13995633
why is Nocchi such a big autistic faggot?

>>13996523
because that's her idol role

>>13996509
if you notice the OP of these threads these days is always a faggot.

I really want the threads to go back to usual but I know it will only happen from rest. the threads are a lot less cancerous then they were a the start of this month but I still think waiting for star train is the best course of action.
or at the very least waiting for everyone to go back to school in September so the cancer can leave.

please support nocchi and love her

Come on everybody! Please give Nocchi a big warm hug! Ayano is cute! CUTE!

>>13994872
>he doesn't have a milky waifu

Besides she's still pretty

>>13996509
>tfw I failed a paper
>tfw I would have passed If Nocchi actually showed up for the study session the next day like she promised ;_;

>>13996635
The chain is broken and the numbering is off. If there's another general after this one, we need to get the OP's shit back to the way it was

>>13998332

No, I like these threads. It's time to move on.

Are Nocchifags actually worse than yukafags? It sure looks that way from the state of this thread.

>>13998483
Do you even have to ask? Yukafags are depressed and former shells of themselves compared to years ago and now we feel bad for them.

Nocchifags will never stop being annoying.

>>13998483
>>13998834
>"how dare people like things i don't"

>>13998834
god she's perfect

>>13998870
A-chan = good
Nocchi = bad
Yuka = sad

Keep on rubbing Perfume!

>>13988479
Hey fuck you, my pal

http://keyuko.tumblr.com/post/117491956541/kashino-yuka-did-anyone-else-see-this

nocchi have orgasisms

>>14003514
she's got vibes under her skirt.

>>14003514
sauce?

>>14003514

Somebody please gif/webm the orgasm parts for science

>>14004224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBq9jpeOO_I

>>14003514
i dont get it

>>14005513
Stupid sexy Nocchi

>>14006722
Please keep Nocchi warm!

I want to marry Yuka!

Just had a dream where we sang Polyrhythm for Perfume after their concert. Took me a day to remember that we did sing it when Perfume performed in my country for the first time. It was going well until the Polyrhythm part lol

A-Chan > Nocchi

the new kyary song is awful
mito natsume is awful
nakata what the fuck are u doing

>>14008596

I hope he kills himself soon

>>14008635
Then everyone will love everything he's done like Kurt Cobain

What about that completely demonic-sounding voice going “three, two, one” before the second chorus?
Nocchi: Yes, that’s me!

>>14008646

everybody wins!

its a shame everything since Pamyu Pamyu Revolution has been tripe since that album was pretty good and got me excited for her future stuff.

Drinker is one of Nakata's comfiest songs.

>>14008635
he will die from cirrhosis

>>14008911
this everyone, is the cancer.

boo this anon.

>>14009334

PS

drinker is like one of two kyary songs I can stand, so he is only 98% cancer

>>14008911


yuka-chan: chill as fuck
A~chan: uggh god, fuck this girl, lets get this over with.
Nocchi: JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP BRAH.

seeing as the thread has turned to kyary again, I my as well tell you all a dream I had a few days.

let it be noted that I'm not a kyary fan, but I do find her attractive as fuck.

>at party
>kyary comes directly up to me
>we talk for a while
>she is chill as fuck
>she is flirting with me
>we are just talking all night, seriously the majority of the dream was boring
>suddenly fashion monster comes on
>she gets excited and asks me to dance with her
>I get nervous and get up, she starts dancing and so do I
>5 seconds into me trying to dance and she looks at me like I'm the worlds biggest piece of shit.
>I get super fucking spaghetti
>start brake dancing
>spinning on my neck and shoulders with my legs spread apart, I can feel my shoes brushing people
>I get up to see if I impressed her
>she is visibly angry with me
>everyone looks pissed because I grazed people with my shoes
>kyary walks away from me
>I tell her that I don't even like her music and I only talked to her because I wanted to bang her.
>wake up
>forget dream
>feel like complete shit
>remember why half way though the day.

at least in my dream with yuka I got to hold hear and and spoon with her.
fucking piece of shit kyary.

>>14009334

“No! I must kill the cancers” he shouted
The radio said “No, Anon. You are the cancers”
And then Anon was a faggot.

Yuka and Nocchi can't sign for shit. That's a fact.

I want to hug Nocchi!

>>14009539
damn...

>>14009860
If you care that much for wanky singing ability then go listen to Beyonce or Celine Dion you fucking faggot

>>14010194
>wanky singing ability
you dumb nigger I'm just asking for something better than drunk bachelorette party karaoke

>>14010254
don't worry about this guy, this is a classic yuka fag defense technique.

they truly are the cancer

A~chan senpai > nocchi bros >yuka fag cancer > new fag cancer (nocchi fags)

>>14010254
>>14010288
>drunk bachelorette party karaoke
They aren't special, but they're not THAT bad. Get over yourselves you gorilla loving faggots

>>14009860
their signatures are fine you fucking knob

>>14011175
i like a-chan so fuck you for calling her a gorilla
their singing doesn't fucking matter since Nakata fucks with what they record for him
and that's how it should always be
that's fucking electro pop
and fuck whoever made them drop their robot dancing girls gimmick over the years
fucking old ass out of touch japanese upper management

>>14011234
>their singing doesn't fucking matter since Nakata fucks with what they record for him
>and that's how it should always be
Holy fuck thank you

And sorry about calling A-Chan a gorilla. She's actually pretty cute

Sorry everyone

>>14009440
kek

Last night I had a dream I was on my computer. In the dream I was searching for Kashibelly, and then I found a hidden concert circa 2009 where you can practically see her belly button the entire time. I jerked off to it in the dream. When I woke It turns out i had came in real life, so I embarrassingly got up to clean myself. Then It turned out that was also a dream and my pants were actually dry.

I have a boring life

>>14011425
Its k we all have boring lives

>>14011425
you better have fapped to her afterwards.

>>14012226
new nocchi PTA
now with 100% of the autism of the last two.

In perfume quest 2 you saw her arrange flowers

in perfume quest 3 you saw her make paper

now get hyped for perfume quest 4 were you see her paint plates.

>>14009342
What is the other song?. Just interested as i like drinker.

>>14012599
girigiri safe

>>14012599
Not him but I really liked Ninjari Bang Bang

>>14012402
>Kashiyuka does something cute with animals- always the best segments
>A-Chan either hung out with kids or hung out with her fat comedian friend
>Nocchi does boring shit like pick out yukatas and arrange flowers

>>14015637
did this chick do some attack on titan cosplay or something? that was hot

>>14015734
I don't think so. This is her twitter btw Yuzuzuzu44

look at how big in the ass!

>>14016044
What does it smell like bros?

I wanna bury my face in it

>>14016044
Who is that ugly chimp

I'm working on a remix of a perfume song. What do you guys think?
it's daijobanai


https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39803293/%E3%81%A0%E3%81%84%E3%81%98%E3%82%87%E3%81%B0%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%20%20bootleg%20wip1.wav

>>14016497
pls respond

>>14016602

kill urself

>>14016647

>>14016497

not bad, it's catchy so far. it seems influenced by I still love U.

>>13991009
JUST FUCK MY HAIR UP

>>14012599
ninja re bang bang
it sounds like cling cling

it also reminds me of this game called kabuki klash

>>14017362
it doesn't even sound like cling cling lmao!
you just think that because they have a bass drop in the song that they sound alike. lmao!

>>14016218
i'd say it smells stinky and bad, but like, the good kind of stinky and bad

if you put a penis in a perfume do they die??

>>14020314
Honestly?

It would be extremely painful

footjob from yuka > footjob from a-chan > footjob from nocchi

>>14020425
>>14018958
which raises the question? Which Perfume has the stinkiest feet?

My votes goes to Yuka

>>14020705
Nocchi has dirty feet.

>>14020314

Please don't

>>14020314
It would sting a lot I'm sure of that.

>>14020742
nope. just stopped photoshopping at the toes. to focus on the face.

Please keep Nocchi warm!!

What's wrong with her legs fam?

>>14023199
too lickable

>>14023396
rare nocchi

Someone get this hothead a sweater

am I the only person that thinks nocchi has ass burgers. like not memeing around here.

I actually think nocchi suffers from ass burgers.

I call her autistic but man, its not even a joke at this point. there isn't a single clip of nocchi that deconfirms this.

>>14025543
Which is why he need to give her extra love, and be aware that it's what makes her special.

Nocchi needs our full support guys

>>14025543
>>14025623
Yes! The other 2 are fine responsible adults but Nocchi needs to be protected and treated with extra special care!

While Yuka and A-chan think about their futures after Perfume, meeting a man, settling down and maybe having kids, Nocchi is thinking about alpacas and Final Fantasy 9. Please keep Nocchi in your thoughts and keep her warm!

Thank you

>>14025543
She diesn't have ass burgers, she is very normal when you speak with her. It's all just part of her idol persona.

>>14025543
she's just annoyed that she has to work with the other 2. pretty sure a-chan gets under her skin. alone she is fine. probably glad that they are quiting in october.

>>14025749
nigger didn't you call her a bitch.

get your story straight mister I met perfume.

>>14025749
somebody get this hothead out of here

>>14025749

i met her and she is a cold hearted bitch

>>14026933
Story? Bored asf and I've been in this thread all fucking day

>>14026933
うそでしょ～

>>14027738
she stared at me straight in the eyes and only gave me one worded answers like yes and no and ignored my requests for elaboration. instead she complained about having to find different ways to fall asleep on planes which i din't give a flying fuck about. when i told her i was excited to finally meet her she said "oh, me? ehhhhh" and then walked away.
fuck her.

>>14029729
>ignored my requests for elaboration.
maximum over kek

Its good to see that nocchi isn't putting an act on, and is genuinely that autistic when talking to people. I wish I could have seen her blow you the fuck out in real time.

>>14029729
Anon, its no wonder. She was grossed out by a random appearing stranger (e.g. you).

>>14029729
anon lets play hypothetical.

would you rather be asked the same question 12 times.

or hear 12 different stories you don't care about.

that is what nocchi went though.

if you wanted keep her attention longer you probably should have talked rather than questioned. even if she didn't care at least she is more likely to wait for you to finish talking before leaving.

just be happy you saw her in person I guess. the concept of idols meeting normal fags and autistic is stupid as fuck.

that being said it would probably break my heart to have nocchi dismiss me, nocchi only gives a fuck about her latest autistic hobby and trying to pick up on what that is pre 2015 nocchi PTA would be like stabing in the dark.

you hear this a lot from other anons but A~chan is my waifu but I would much rather have a good conversation with nocchi.
It sucks you have to take a 3 year course in nocchi to qualify for one.

>>14029729
Alright thanks anon

>i told her i was excited to finally meet her she said "oh, me? ehhhhh" and then walked away.

Fuckking kek. I do feel bad for you, because I'd hate to feel like a burden to someone I admire so much. Shit must sting

>>14029729
nocchi confirmed for stone cold and worst member.

Nocchi is an enigma. I get the feeling she has an inner mental world just like I do. if we ever got to know each other, I'm sure we'd get along.

>>14029729
At least she looked at you in the eyes.

>>14029729
itt things that never happened

>>14025486

The loveless marriage look.

>>14025486
Y-yuka-chan... You're looking b-beautiful 2nite...

A~chan is beautiful and there's nothing you butthurt little faggots can do to change that

I want to save Ayano!

>>14033412
She's really pretty when she actually tries.

>>14033418
She has a great smile and a neat personality - no hate from this little faggot

>>14033602
Does someone that smug really need saving?

>>14034916
Spice and Spending all my Time were the last best Kashiyuka concepts.

She just looks old and busted since then.

>>14035767
Yeah but to be fair, none of the other girls have topped GLITTERyuka

kill la kill yourselves

>>14037174
downvoted

I always find it funny that people actually listen to babymetal. Even Kyary MayMay is better than that fucking trash.

Insane how our girls don't get as much love as those talentless faggots. I'm starting to like it better that way tbh

are they lesbians?

they give off lesbian vibes from time to time...

PTA have uploaded 5 different videos in one month.

its been a good summer for PTA

>>14038864
no, but you know which girl is?
its why shes so depressed. she just wants to come out but she knows management won't let her until after perfumes dead and done. look in your heart anon, you know it to be true

>>14038864
Just a way to get those CD sales up, Ayaka's too busy taking my rod m8

>>14038864
>>14038923
I wouldn't be surprised if the girls are actually secretly against homosexuality

>>14038949
lel I remember when perfume offended the lgbtefghijklmnop commnity.

I would love if they were secret homophobes
not to mention the gay guy with the perfume tatoos would be blow the fuck out

>>14038864

She is just bullying her into happiness.

>you will never get to rub the Perfume's feet

>Star Train will have Imitation World
about 10 years too late to release that.

I wonder if it's the original or a rerecording?

>>14039079
That was so fucking retarded. A-Chan was put on the spot, don't blame her. Not to mention the gay dude asked possibly the most retarded question. Who the fuck brings up that at a signing.

>hurr I'm a GAY btw XDDD

And because she was put on the spot, and answered truthfully (Faggots claim for a right to being open, yet they can't handle when someone has an opinion) they all get up in arms and attempt to "boycott" Perfume?

What a fucking joke, I hate faggots so much.

>>14039878
wait, what did she say?

>>14039839
thats cute. i hope its a rerecording granted Nakata doesn't change up the instrumental TOO much and add generic edm shit into it

>>14039904
>Overseas, there were more men than women, and also people who were neither!” says A-Chan. “A gay couple came to our singing session and one of the guys introduced to us his ‘girlfriend.’ But the guy gave me a huge rose saying, ‘I love you so much! – I also love him (a guy), which means I like guys, but because I love you so much he doesn’t believe I like guys! Tell him something to convince him that I like guys!’ and I was like, ‘what in the world am I supposed to say to that!’ A lot of extraordinary things happened.”

The two offensive things she said was referring to the guys boyfriend as "girlfriend", and exclaiming what in the world am I supposed to say to that!’ to his question.

>>14039941
I'm interested in what 'what in the world am I supposed to say to that!' was originally.

>>14039941
so people got pissed at A-chan because she didn't know what to say to a literal fucking nonsense question, i see.

>>14040001
If by people you mean oversensitive tumblr users, then yes

>>14039839
>imitation world

upcoming album confirmed for final farewell
:.(

>>14039941
People weren't offended about "what in the world [...]", they were upset by the implication that gay people are neither male nor female (i.e., following up "people who were neither" with her story about meeting the scary gay menace).
It led to a big discussion among fans which involved explaining the history behind "soudenaihito" in PTA Corner and how there's a lot of confusion of gender issues and sexuality in Japan. Even the gay fans were on her side about the other things she said, there's no way to rationalize speaking to a celebrity you don't know like that.

>>14040588
maybe she was talking about trannies

>>14040611
She wasn't, that "and also people who were neither!" is a reference to PTA Corner, where the "soudenaihito" refers to gay males. It was started by a gay fan of the singer aiko, who approached her because he didn't feel included in her fan participation, so she used the designation "soudenaihito" for that person. A~chan, ever the fervent aiko follower, copied it for Perfume's PTA corner and they've been using it ever since. I already mentioned that this is just one example of how Japanese society has a strange confusion when it comes to issues of gender and sexuality. Have you ever read the lyrics to AKB's "Dear my teacher" or "AKB Festival"?

aiko sucks tbh fam

>>14039941
Did he expect her to say that she looks like a man?

>>14041816
>>14040588
If any of them aren't Homophobic I'd say Yuka.

A-Chan is definitely a homophobe and I'd assume Nocchi is indifferent

Hell, I'm a faggot for Yuka's legs
inb4 people start changing my sexy statements to past tense

no one gives a fuck about homos and little kiddies getting their feelings hurt
take that shit to the babymetal general
faggots

>>14042170
We had to talk about something, anon.

don't worry, it's finished

>>14042183
don't worry anon, we can talk about how Nakata is going to fuck up Imitation World and make it worse

btw, limited edition has a special addition:

They walk around shooting landscape and eachother with a videocamera

MACARONI 2.0 confirmed!
single confirmed best single
perfume saved

>>14042777
>rerecording an old track from almost 10 years ago
>video referencing their old feel-iest PV

the end is sooner than we have hoped, friends. i was hoping for one final farewell album after this next one, but it looks like this could be it. and given how boring most of these singles have been, its gonna' end on a flaccid flop.

>>14040439
>>14042957

They even dropped their theme oriented looks for singles with this one, goodbye, Perfume.

Keep on loving!

>>14043032
the only thing i want to come from Perfume ending is Nocchi living the hikki life she wanted and getting twitter. thats all i ask. i have to keep up with her autismal antics someway, and i know it would be extra unfiltered true Nocchi autism too.

>>14043095
maybe she'll leave a live webcam on all day like that japanese bird
you know
the one that we all watched die in a fire

>>14043098
oh yea. she should become a nico nico livestreamer

meme girls

>>14042436
which raises the question; Which Perfume is most effay?

My vote again goes to Yuka, or maybe Nocchi

>>14046042
only faggots browse /fa/, go back to your kiddie containment board

>>14046042
nocchi gets dressed horribly. its yuka or A~chan nocchi's outfit rarely looks the best.

JPN era summed up

Yuka (minus the spots) is looking her very best
A~chan is looking her very best

Nocchi at her worst (center parting everyday, autism not yet fully activated, at least she doesn't look depressed at this point)

nakata stops focusing on perfume and picks up kyary, then rushes out an album with no love put into it.

mikiko starts experimenting some dances come out better than triangle game era dances most don't.

frank evans

world tour

management letting PTA slip

nothing but perfume locks to look forward to each month.

each single is dank.


I understand why people way JPN is the best era but you have to also agree that it is the end of all of perfumes superiors actually trying

>>14046449
I don't browse it buddy, I was using it as a term.

>>14046492
>not liking shorts

>>14046537
who frank evans

>>14046746
!

>>14046746
>not knowing franku-kun

he is an old man who is a huge obsessive fan of perfume, he was pretty cool but clearly crazy AF, tumblr treated him like shit and said he made the perfume fan base look bad, they even got mad at him for dressing as kashiyuka from vitamin drop for some reason and he left the perfume fan community after a few rants on perfume city and twitter, no one has heard of him since but its assumed that he likely doesn't follow perfume anymore or if he does does it quietly. as he didn't go to see them in Texas.

I feel sorry for him he didn't do anything wrong other than make those creepy ass fucking videos which he later went on to say he regretted making yet people still treated him like hitler

also

shoo shoo franku-kun

>>14046042
Possibly yuka. a~chan appears to be making a little too much effort. And nocchi got handycapped by 24-7 shorts and centre part.

>>14047423
shoo shoo franku~kun

then again I shudder at the thought of normies and plebs feasting their idiot eyes upon my angels

>>14049171
At least 85% of perfumes are normalfags

>>14049183
theres nothing normal about them
i swear all of them are either people who stopped mentally growing at the age of 9 or just
shit
just the shittiest i <3 whacky japanese faggots

>>14049253
>i <3 whacky japanese faggots

aren't those normalfags? The kind who follow anime related pages on facebook?

>>14046537
My only problem with JPN era other than the badly paced order of songs and snoozer album tracks like Kokoro no Sports/My Color/Toki No Hari/Have a Stroll is Laser Beam and Glitter both felt pretty bland and uninspired and coincidentally both of them got album mixes which were both bad.

The singles from JPN shit on Level3 but Level3 has better album tracks and track order.

As much flak as I give JPN it'll look like a masterpiece compared to the next lazy album Nakata dishes out.

The only single I've enjoyed from this era is Cling Cling.

>>14049435
The only single I've enjoyed from this era is Cling Cling.
>the worst song from this era
how could you fuck up this badly?

>>14049435
Not too big a fan of Laser Meme, but I thought the original mix of GLITTER was pretty good.

Natural Ni Koishite was another great tune. Sounds like Nakata's answer to black "soul-pop" stuff from the 90's. Definitely their most underrated song for me, from any era.

JPN era obviously was a drop in quality but I still believe it was better than Level3 in almost every way

>>14050203
You like Sweet Refrain and the Box more than Cling Cling?

>>14050203
>>14049435
this

The only single I can stand from their latest garbage is sadly... Sweet Refrain
I remember being really let down by that single and it's really sad that it's been the "best" one so far
The only other song I can stand is Toumei Ningen and that's partly because I just imagine it's only Nocchi singing about her pathetic life

>>14050310
>Too Many Gain, Too Many Pain

Hold Your Hand is the best song of all time

>>14050633
better than anything on that EP, doesn't touch Relax in the City or Toumei Ningen

>>14049435
toki no hari is complete ass, level 3 had a few clunkers though. Mirai no Museum is arguably the worst thing they've ever done. Shitty childish sound, dubstep instrumentation... christ it's so cringey

>You will never live in a modest, but still fairly fancy apartment with a great view of the city with your wife Nocchi

>Nocchi will never cling to your chest on a cold winter night watching movies together

>Nocchi will never fall asleep while cuddling with you under a warm blanket on the couch

>You will never feel Nocchi's body as she breathes, or her warm breath on your neck

>You will never be the sole protector and lover of Ayano Omoto

>There is no reason to continue living

>>14051284
fuck anon.
that fucked my shit right up.

>nocchi will never call you her only friend

>you will never make nocchi happy

>nocchi will never try to make you happy they way you make her happy by making you autistic flower cards or decorated plates

>nocchi will never talk to you about her story idea for a TV drama or manga in great detail while you cook her spaghetti

>she will never say the words 'I love you' while you hung and go to sleep

>she will never be happy
>you will never be happy

>>14051459
Theres an infinite amount of things to feel when it comes to Nocchi, friend.

>Nocchi will never laugh at your bad jokes that you know are awful but she thinks they're hilarious anyways

>You will never get to pretend to laugh at her awful autistic jokes that don't make much sense

>You will never get to watch her bump into things and drop shit and be a general clumsy fuck in her natural habitat

>You will never get to come home from work and find her still in her pajamas, wrapped up in a blanket playing Dragon Quest on her computer

>You will never get to eat and pretend to enjoy her bad cooking and make her happy

>You will never make her happy

>Death

Such is the life of being a Nocchifag, but its alright anon. At least we don't have to worry as much about:

You will never get to cum on Yuka's face, belly, pits or feet

>>14051501
>all this autistic obsession
>she isn't even good-looking

>>14051158
>mirai no museum
>dubstep

my sides
>_<

>>14051537
Don't lie like that anon..

>>14051574
it has elements of dubstep, m8. I'm kekking at your inability to spot it, you probably love that faggy shit so much you can't even spot it anymore.

>>14051537
>most attractive woman on earth is not attractive

>>14051658
she's not even the most attractive woman in her group

>>14051664
real convincing troll, you sure are getting all of us all hot and bothered. grrr am I angry at this

>>14051683
does a more beautiful angelic creature exist?
I highly doubt it!

ayaka is the definition of the perfect woman.

in spite of all her obvious flaws I can't help but be in love with her. she seriously is in inspirational person.

I want to tell her how much she means to me, even if she gets creeped out and uncomfortable. I want her to know how much she motivates me and of the good she does just by existing.

someone kill me, I'm not suicidal but I feel at this stage of autism it is what is best for everyone

>>14051158
mirai is just mediocre. there are worse perfume songs:

Vitamin Drop
Linear Motor Girls
Have a Stroll
Secret Message
Inryoku
Sweet Donuts

inryoku, secret message, and SD are maybe okay but they get annoying after a while. especially SD.

>>14052478
>TALKING SHIT ON LMG
holy shit nigger, get the fuck out! you don't belong here. inryoku and SD are way better then what you give them credit for.

over all pretty shit taste. in fact anyone who say mirai is the worst song has some seriously bad taste its not even half way the worst song.

>>14052478
>Linear Motor Girl
>Sweet Donuts

Linear Motor Girl is atrocious fam

>>14052767
^^^^
Tru, this tbh fam.

>>14051501
>>14051459
>>14051284

I had another dream of Nocchi literally 90 minutes ago.

In this one we were hanging out, and were about to get on a train or something - it was kind of unclear. But I remember we had to give our tickets to this dude, so we both walk up to him and I notice Nocchi doesn't do anything, she was staring at me waiting for me to do something so she could imitate it. The autism was strong, and I don't think I've ever felt more happy. Again, when I woke and realized it was a dream I felt miserable.

I'm so sorry Yuka, but the inevitable happened; I'm with Nocchi now.

Brb, going to try and fall asleep again

>>14051637
>>14051158
>Mirai no Museum

I hate that song, but you're fucking retarded.

Just because some shitty bass patch has a LP filter opening up on it doesn't make it "Dubstep"

>>14052767
LMG and Have a Stroll are both shit because of the atrocious Engrish.

Linear Motor Girl also doesn't mean anything. Even Computa Shitty makes more sense than this dumb shit

>>14053054
it's an ELEMENT of dubstep you utter mong. you didn't see Nakata using these electrofarts until dubstep started gaining steam. Dunno why you're trying to deny that Nakata hops on the dick of anything that trends, it's obvious as fuck and you're pretty much nuthugging at this point.

>>14053077
man anon you sure are defending your retarded opinion to the death. I can give a little respect but not much.

>>14053097
Nice deflection, I'd like to say I respect you too but you argue like a little bitch

>>14053077
>it's an ELEMENT of dubstep you utter mong.

Not really dude people have done basic filter shit like that before dubstep. Whether Nakata intended it to be "epic dubstep wobbles" is irrelevant.

(>>14053097) isn't me btw

>>14053122
it comes from dnb but dnb's been around for years and you never saw any of it in Perfume until dubstep gained prominence.

Intention definitely matters, m8. It adds to the perception that Nakata's a trend-hopping faggot ,and the context in which it's used (randomly and unnecessarily) makes it already sound dated tbh.

>>14053077

if there's any dubstep influence in MnM it's subtle, and there's no way of being sure.

if you're going to argue this, you could at least use sweet refrain which isn't ambiguous.

i hope really does Nakata hop on EDM trends, i would like to see him take on futurebass

>>14053138
>It adds to the perception that Nakata's a trend-hopping faggot

Oh yeah there's no doubting that. STORY actually made me laugh because I thought he wouldn't be pathetic enough to jump on the Big Room/Minimal House bandwagon, but yet he still manages to surprise me.

I'd say that if he was inspired by dubstep to make that bass in Mirai no Museum, then his execution was subtle enough for it not to be considered "dubstep instrumentation". An example of him being more blatant would probably be that Kyary song, Invader Invader

>>14053077
dubstep gained steam back in the 90s you fucking retard
jesus, go slap your mother for giving birth to you

>>14053200
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubstep#2009.E2.80.93present:_mainstream_influence

MAINSTREAM INFLUENCE

fucking kill yourself, retard. Can't wait to see you argue semantics like a little faggot, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>14053200
anon, he meant when it was popular. If it did gain "steam" in the 90s then we would have been hearing it on radio and TV back then like how we did in 2009-2013

>>14053280
so basically 2005 when even magazines were covering it
ten years ago

>>14053415
>de goalpost moving
Most people heard of dubstep when they heard Skrillex in 2011

>>14053439
All this music talking is making me want to leave anf make a nocchi gen. A gen for nocchi feels and happenings.

>>14053466
Quick, post Nocchi dreams

What you guys think about those outfits?

>>14054081
Amuse are treating them like fucking grandmas. They skipped the slutty outfits and went straight to pre grave attire.

Fuck you amuse

>>14053077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFRDqoAm7qk

yeah sure sounds like mirai to me

>>14054319
you have a retarded argument and you should be ashamed that you're so fucking stupid

>>14054328
nice edge there m8 try not to cut yourself

>>14054339
nah, just not going to entertain your cherry-picked bullshit. you deflect like a pussy btw

Right, enough of this "Is Mirai no Museum is dubstep" and this "actual music discussion" jibber jabber.

Let's get back to what really matters here.

Which girl has the smelliest asshole?

>>14054425
as much as i hate to say it

nocchi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bxms03WmhI

pure autism

>>14054346

Holy shit are you retarded

>>14054081
Looks fine. Wouldn't look out of place in an episode of Dr who or some shit, which sorta fits with the title

>>14053153
Capsule - Waverunner

I'm drunk - /r/ing that webm of Nocchi when that mascot or whatever says infront of all the girls that Nocchi is his favorite

I've searched the archives like three times - but alas I am a huge retard, and have had no luck in finding the webm.

>>14055658
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j9xac

>>14055697
Thanks a bunch anon, guess I might be able to make a webm or something

>>14052927
>she was staring at me waiting for me to do something so she could imitate it

nice, anon

>>14055471
Really convinced me, you autistic faggot

>>14054081
a-chan is wearing some 5-year old kid's blanket
nocchi and yuka look classy

>>14054081
They're looking like some mature woman here.

I mean that in a good way

>Got a bit drunk last night
>Watching MACARONI Nocchi ver.
>mfw that part at the when she looks up from the camera and is blinded from the sunlight, with the wind blowing her hair over her eyes

My. Fucking. Heart. The tears were flowing. How do I even cope with this shit anymore bros? I need her ;_;

>>14061248
then you're gonna love the latest PTA movie
> nocchi smiling
> nocchi laughing
> nocchi as happy as can be

and most important

> nocchi winning

Sup losers
what do you think of Crayon Pops new banger「ラリルレ / ra ri ru re」?

>>14061919
nasty af, fam

>>14061919
1 minute into the song and I was already bored. The dance is shit

>>14061919
HEY GURS HEY BOIAS

nasty little gooks but I'd rawdog their plastic pussies until they fucking split

>>14061919
Fuck i hate crayon pop and i always will after they did that meme "what does the fox say" song at the MAMAs in 2013

Of all the kpop groups out there why are there still crayon pop fans?

>>14061919
ラリルレ > cling cling, sweet refrain, koi wa, relax in the city

>>14064132
No way dude, I don't really care for any of those songs, but they are much better than that shit

tfw perfume will never be this cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcDEWiH-ciw

i've had it with this crayon pop debacle. i just wanna know which perfume has the tightest bagina

>>14067122
obviously nocchi because she's the only virgin

>>14067598
how often do you think Kashi gets eiffel towered?

>>14067122
Which Perfume has the biggest tits??

>>14067881
oh, everyone knows A-chan is the titty queen of Perfume

So based off this Kashi has the best ass?

>>14067881

>>14068128

...mommy gugu

>>14068885
Yeah i noticed that too when I watched it yesterday.

Wouldn't it be nice to live a relaxing life on the countryside with Nocchi in a post-perfume world?

>>14068943

It would be relaxing with any of the three although it's hard picturing Kashiyuka there.

>>14069025
>legs spread

not anymore

>>14067598
for good reason she's an ugly sperg who would only get dick in the case of an alien invasion

>>14069887
I think she's very pretty

Y'know, If she's your least favorite member of the group that's cool, but you don't have to be such a bully.

>>14070212

do she have downs or something????

>>14061919
banger tbh fam

how come the more autistic and literally retarded i believe Nocchi is, the cuter and more appealing she becomes? am i attracted to tard girls, /jp/?

>>14068885
Do you think Nocchi can ride a bicycle?

>>14071597
I'm sure she trained hard and earned plenty of bruises in her youth in order to master cycling.

Perfume are in the new iPhone 6S promo.

>>14072705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBYWGjIzvyw

>>14072850
Fuck
Apple

>>14072705
>>14072850
Maybe now with modern phones they can upload some higher quality selfies on their PTA blog.

>>14072850
>>14072705
Based sellouts

>>14072850
My idol came to my home town secretly and left, why live?

>>14073107
they're pop idols mate

>>14073950
Yeah I know I was just kidding

>>14073952
No I wasn't

>>14074259
What are on about dude?

>>14073765
>tfw that picture is from my home town
>tfw I was there
>tfw I was so close to my waifus

>>14074259
What's wrong with you

>>14074594
mfw they took those selfie at the same building I go to work.

>>14072978
We should have see it coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaPn71OzqF0

end of an era. Frank loses his passion right as I do.

>>14075325
I knew this was coming. I even said in this exact same thread. I follow him on all social media and I could tell it was going to come to this when he didnt go to see them at texas. All of you should feel sorry for him. The only difference between us is about 20 years.

>>14075436
I remember when he did his stream in 2013 or 14 and I was one of like 5 people in there. He was fun to talk to.

It was a mistake to not see them in Japan, I think. For both him and I. After I went to WT3 my passion for Perfume is almost gone entirely.

>>14075325
frank has been bullied into submission

>>14075325

NPLM
hello Frank have you ever wished you to be romantically involved with anyone from Perfume? I think you should dedicate a video to that

>>14075325
everyone hates lyon

>>14075325
lmao, ojiisan beating himself up for being in "love" with a-chan as if she cares

what a geek tbh

Crayon Pop new japanese singles out november fams

>>14075525
>tfw you thought Frank was a crazy pedophile weirdo and didn't appreciate him for the fun comfy old fan he really was until it was too late

considering how much i like jpop in general and not just Perfume, its gonna be tough in the future being that crazy pedophile weirdo when i fall in love with a new jpop girl group in my 60's

>>14076980
new thread kinda

new threadd

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