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Hey, Y'all I'd just thought I'd start up a thread where we could all post our various pieces of poetry and prose about the character Sachiko Koshimizu from "THE iDOLM@STER™" franchise by Bandai Namco Entertainment Inc. Write a new stanza about Sachiko? Cool, drop by here and post it and you'll be sure to get some tips from your fellow Sachiko poets. Limericks, Free verse, blank verse, haikus, sestinas, they're all good here so write whatever you like.

REMINDER: These poems can ONLY be about Sachiko Koshimizu not any other idol!
REMINDER: These poems have to be positive too! No negative poems about Sachiko.

>useful links
Character Page: http://www.project-imas.com/wiki/Sachiko_Koshimizu
Poetry Guidelines: http://www.mnelsonhome.com/Poetry%20ex/15_forms_of_poetry.htm
Poetry Society of America: http://www.poetrysociety.org/psa/?

I intend /SPG/ to be a positive place but seriously guys, these poems have to be positive and they have to be about Sachiko, nothing else will do.

Thanks, and have fun!

>> No.14003949
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>>14003925
Here it goes:

Sonnet for Sachiko
By: Anon

My dearest, a graceful purple orchid:
Sweet tones, a voice of pleasing amplitudes
Abundant beauty, which should not be hid
Your character, a quaint boldness exudes

You are but a one of many idols
Pleasing, one and all, but you are unique:
All attractive, reciting their idylls
But 'tis you alone my senses piqued!

Some are more tall, and yet others more short
Differences abound, but matter not
In thine loving presence I find resort
Hark! Sachiko! 'tis my heart you've caught!

Though a plane between us may divide:
Sachiko! Sachiko! You are my pride!

>> No.14004017

>>14003925
Sachikong
Likes dong

>> No.14004059

>>14004017
Okay, wise guy. that's a couplet and it rhymes but it's not positive. You're being inflammatory and implying things that are just simply untrue about Sachiko (the cutest, most intelligent idol).

Please either rewrite it or delete your original post. I don't want to have to get the Mods involved because you acted so petty.

>> No.14004115

>>14003925
You're such a cutie, anon. Can I hug you and stay up all night with you? Writing poetry, of course.

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>>14004115
about Sachiko? yes.
anyone else? no.
Sachiko poetry is crucial.

>> No.14004129

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sachiko is a faggots.
And OP is too.

>> No.14004161

>>14004127
Yes, I'd never write about any other.
I'm sorry about all of these rude anons. I'll stick with you.

>> No.14004238

>>14004059
Sachiko suck
And she looks like a duck

>> No.14004239
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14004239

Peace
by Anonymous

Egret flock above
Cute Sachiko by my side
A beautiful dream

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>>14004238
No, she doesn't dude.

Does she look like this? no.

Stop being an asshole, bro.

>> No.14004272
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14004272

sachiko has TWO threads

>> No.14004333

does music count?

whenever I hear this I get such a vivid mental picture of Sachiko.

https://youtu.be/ndSY0uXMrcc

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Are poems about harapan acceptable since she likes it so much?

>> No.14006034

Sachiko the Meme
(or Kuso Thread)
By anon


Sachiko
more like no

I dont like idols
or memes
no thank you

Sachiko is akin to a midsummer meme
No thanks

Lets not talk about Sachiko
k thanks

>> No.14006070

That's not very otaku culture of you.
Back to fanfiction.net?

>> No.14006089

>>14006070
>no rhyme
shitty poem

>> No.14006570
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14006570

I've got one!

When the purple-haired idol first stepped up on stage,
She felt like a bird that was trapped in a cage,
And nervously wondered when she retreated backstage,
If she was fit to perform as an idol.
To dance, to sing, and be brave like an idol,
To smile, to laugh, and be adored as an idol,
To live, to shine, and spread joy like an idol,
An idol, as cute as can be.

She took to the internet with great apprehension,
And wondered if someone would give her a mention,
Or would they think she's not worth the attention,
And she was unfit to perform as an idol?
To dance, to sing, and be brave like an idol,
To smile, to laugh, and be adored as an idol,
To live, to shine, and spread joy like an idol,
An idol, as cute as can be.

But lo and behold, a mention she was granted,
Thousands of people of she more they demanded,
The cutest new idol, their attention she commanded,
The girl most fit to perform as an idol.
To dance, to sing, and be brave like an idol,
To smile, to laugh, and be adored as an idol,
To live, to shine, and spread joy like an idol,
An idol, as cute as can be.

Then fans did she gain, and gain in great number,
Her unbelievable charm had struck them like thunder,
And never again did the cutest girl wonder,
If she was fit to perform as an idol.
To dance, to sing, and be brave like an idol,
To smile, to laugh, and be adored as an idol,
To live, to shine, and spread joy like an idol,
An idol, as cute as can be.

>> No.14006676

>>14003925
'Sachiko-sama'
Sachiko, please rub
Your stuffy, sweaty socks on
My perverted face

>> No.14006911

>>14006676
I hate people who
Write haikus as a single
Sentence very much.

>> No.14007072

>>14006570
Wow, fantastic. nice work.

>> No.14007115

Hello, Sachiko.
BAP! Punched her in the tummy!
Now get off my board!

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14007166

I will give a copy of 100% Orange Juice on Steam to whoever writes the best Sachiko Poem today.

Dead serious, leave your Steam name with your poem and I'll chose a winner later.

Enrich /jp/ with your art and get a reward too!

>> No.14007169

I want to bap the kong

>> No.14007376

Do you guys know what it's like to have a sterling, bright image for the future and then to see it crushed in front of you? That's /SPG/ for me. I never realized how many philistines /jp/ had.

>> No.14007418

>>14007376
blow it out your ass samson

>> No.14007420 [DELETED] 

Will we ever see
A good Sachiko thread on /jp/?

>> No.14007475

>>14007420
This can be a good Sachiko thread, but we have to make it one.

>> No.14007477

I'm going with the Hermeticism:

Sachiko has gone too far.
It's time for the bap.

>> No.14007630

Sachiko Yer' My Gal
By: Me

That one: Idol with the purple hair and the smug smile

Yo Sachiko
Cold nights alone
Searchin' the image boards
Lonsome, cold
Found you in the threads
Sachiko yer' my girl

forever apart
2 D
3 D
dang
Sachiko yer' my girl

No matter what
No matter how long
Old age or what
Other gals are shit
Sachiko yer' my girl

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14007646

Rename this song "Stolen Kong" and it's about the "Sachiko inside the present box" incident.

https://youtu.be/yIAh5tETh1c

>> No.14007663

Beach Day
by Anonymous

Summer winds blowing
Violet strands towards the east
Sun baking rock

>> No.14007784
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14007784

Now, by the blessed cool idol queen
Who heaves the breast of young twenty-five
By every name I can type into idol generals
Before episode 15 of iM@S Cinderella Girls ends
By Producer's torch, by Cupid's dart
By all the ero fan works that thrill the heart
The cute green eye, the dignified blue-
I cannot choose between the two,
Heterochromia is just too nice

I had a vision in my dreams;
That I was at the best live ever
From every azure green flash of light
In every spin a glimpse of panties
I asked the guy in front of me
To gtfo I can't see Kaede very well

I asked the great idol to visit onsen
With the fairest light beauty beamed,
She answered, of course I will fufufu
Give her blue & green eyes and dark off green hair
And she was really beautiful I can't believe it

>> No.14007794

>>14007784
>REMINDER: These poems can ONLY be about Sachiko Koshimizu not any other idol!

Nice effort, wrong thread, sorry

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14007820

best general on the jay

>> No.14007838

>>14007820
Sachiko's Thighs

Silken colth constricts
Meat of the kong overflows
Nice, I'm erect

Anon-dono

>> No.14007847
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>>14007794
I understand that but we are going to consolidate all idol poetry threads to make it more profitable.
Sachiko isn't making me I mean us enough money by herself.

-head boss Mishiro

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>>14007847

>> No.14007868
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>>14007847
Where were the doujins where you get raped, at comiket?

>> No.14007924
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>>14007847
SACHIKO ONLY

>> No.14008351
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14008351

God Bless Sachiko
by Me

I once had a throbbing erection
Its cause was absolute perfection
A girl as flat as a prairie
One day we will marry
And I'll give her my semen injection.

>> No.14008455

>>14008351
You get an F. See me after class.

>> No.14008535

>>14008351
Naice
Naice

>> No.14008587 [DELETED] 

>>>/lit/

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1/3

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>>14008663
2/3

>> No.14008707

>>14008351
10/10

>> No.14008809

Sachiko has two threads
Sachiko has three threads
Sachiko has four threads
Sachiko has one thread.

>> No.14008869

>>14008663
>>14008674
>no 3/3

You bastard, you've done this before.

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14008916

>>14008869
>>14008674
sorry, honest mistake.

>> No.14008931

>>14007646
>"Sachiko inside the present box" incident.

Someone please explain.

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>>14008916
No, asshole, here's the true end.

>> No.14009127

Don't one of you kong-heads want a free copy of 100% Orange Juice?

Post you're poem
Post you're Steam name

best poem gets 100% OJ for free

post those fucking kong-poems

>> No.14009516

>>14009127
Sachicute
By: Poet Master
Steam: xXxPoEtMaStErXxX

Sachiko, oh Sachiko
No other idol can matchiko
Her hair reminds me of a dick
But I'm not gay, you stupid hick
Her sweat probably tastes sweet
As does her hot and stinky feet
Her pussy's probably really tight
'Cause she's one-hundred fourty-two in height
Her pee is more precious than gold
But I don't think I'd drink it cold
I want to stick it up her skirt
And keep on going 'till it hurts
I'd hold her close and kiss her deep
And we'd snuggle close until we sleep
And in the morning, when we wake
Once again in sex we'll partake
Her mind turns white, I do assume
Just like my semen inside her womb
And on the stage, when she appears
Inside her legs are my semen smears
And when she gets off the clock
In her mind is full of cock
And like she was controlled by charms
She once again falls in my arms
But then I punch her in the gut
And treat her like a filthy mut
She really loves it, that dirty whore
And begs and begs me for some more
I swing my leg into her cunt
Like a football in a punt
To pain and pleasure she succumbs
And on my leg her pussy cums
When I'm through I'll leave her there
Just as if I didn't care
But I love her, yes I do
My one and only Koshimizu

I'll take my prize now.

>> No.14009548

>>14009516
you're disqualified. write it again.

It has to be positive, no lewd or negative poems.

They have to espouse the beauty, intelligence, and feminine grace of Sachiko.

sexual smut like you just made isn't art, it's low, and it's just pitiful. raise yourself as a person.

>> No.14009550

>>14004017
Sachikong
Have dong

>> No.14009558

>>14009548
It is positive. No one told me I couldn't write lewd poems! I spent like 8 hours writing that and you're being mean to me. I think I deserve 100% Orange Juice.

>> No.14009579

>>14007663
>Sun baking rock
That's not five syllables.

>> No.14009580

>>14009558
just make an edit? don't you feel ashamed compared to the likes of Tennyson and Shakespeare?

come on, brohan.

>> No.14009600

>>14009580
Who?

Also an edit would ruin my artistic vision.

>> No.14009606

>>14009600
smut isn't artistic

you insult me
you insult the kong
you insult /jp/

>> No.14009654

>>14009548
>>14009606

I for one found his poem very provocative and bold, which is why it's so good.

The fetishizing and perversion of the character is raw, primal, and true. I find that the poem harnesses these humanistic emotions not only quite well, but also includes creative vocabulary to form a simple but effective rhyme sequence.
I would even go as far to say that this poem is a statement on 21st century counterculture itself.

And I mean we all know that Sachiko a slut amiright

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>>14009654
I think we know who's behind this one.

>> No.14009687

>>14009579
>sun baking rokku

>> No.14009691

>>14009654
Thank you. I feel like someone truly understands me for the first time in my life.

>> No.14009805

>>14004017
Gold

>> No.14009838

>>14009687
That's 6 syllables.
Su-n ba-king ro-kku

>> No.14009846

>>14009579
Are you implying that haiku needs to be 5-7-5?

>> No.14009889

>>14009846
According to the link at the start of the thread, yes, it needs to be 5-7-5.

>> No.14009926
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By anonymous


Oh Sachiko, who believes herself to be the cutest.
And certainly not the most modest
While great an idol you may be
Anyone with working eyes can surely see
That over yonder lies the greater Goddess

It is your friend whom I admire
Who's traits I aspire
Cuter than Sachiko is her introversion
And, unlike her, she is still chaste and virgin
Even as her visage gives me glimpses of hellfire

There is no greater pleasure
Than hunting for her treasures
In the cold, dim gloom
searching for the fabled shroom
What leisure on Earth can to this measure

And, like a puppeteer of old,
She guides us through nights so cold
With the sounds of fury and metal
There is no other whom I'll settle
No other who can inspire me to be so bold

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14009930

Y'all ready to congo your bongo to the kong?

look what just dropped.

>> No.14009940

I think... I think I might want to fuck Sachiko right in the ass.

>> No.14009941
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>>14009930
sachiko is bigger than chihaya lol...

>> No.14009957

>>14009926
>Cuter than Sachiko is her introversion
And, unlike her, she is still chaste and virgin

fuck
you

>> No.14009969

>>14009957
Suck my shroom dude

>> No.14009977
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>>14009926
Nice
I like it!

>> No.14009982
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>>14009969
Syoko will never love you she is too obsess with her mycelium.

She was fired too, along with Koume, only cute Sachiko remains

>> No.14010000

>>14004333
You know what, I think I understand exactly what you mean. That song you posted there really does remind me of Sachiko Koshimizu.

Personally, I believe that this song represents what kind of person Sachiko is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8

>> No.14010002

>>14009982
Oh yeah? Than why was she considered for the rock band with Natsuki?

>> No.14010119
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>>14009926
Sachiko is a pure, virginal goddess!

>>14009930
Oh man, I NEED to fuck this slut!

>> No.14010218

>>14010002
that was a delusion brought on by Natsuki's depression and rampant drug use

She couldn't handle the fact that Syoko was gone so she imagined her being there

>> No.14010265

>>14010218
I don't think Natsuki and Shoko were perticularly close.

>> No.14010279

>>14010265
you need to play Vita only puzzle strategy rpg to understand their relationship via the TRUE+ route available as DLC

>> No.14010690

woah
woah
sa-chi-ko
watch where yo go
make sure you know
not to go slow

cause this is the bad area of the city
where things get gritty
where your day might get shitty

because I take you
and rape you

woah
woah
sa-chi-ko

respect the kong

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14010724

THE PURPLE IDOL.
SMUG AT THE PRODUCTION COMPANY.
She real cool. She
Left school. She

Lurk late. She
Strike straight. She

Sing sin. She
Thin gin. She

Jazz June. She
Die soon.

>> No.14010733

Sachiko's mouth around my cock
My gun against her head
Bang! I blow her head off
And said: "Hey baby, you look a little pale
-- Are you sick?"
And I have lipstick on my dick
The police came and took me in
Investigate, visitate, and said:
"You sick fuck
-- You have lipstick on your dick..."

>> No.14010746

I don't even know
who the hell this idol is
how did I get here

>> No.14010766

there once was a lass named sachiko
who was as smart as a potato,
she sucked on a penis,
it wasn't very naice,
and now her popularity's zero

>> No.14010777

>>14010766
you really couldn't make 5 lines rhyme?

come on.

>> No.14010788

>>14010777
it's a fuckin limerick nerdlord

>> No.14010790

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rDSdlNjfDd

>> No.14010794

>>14010788
penis and naice don't rhyme

>> No.14010797

>>14010794
yes they do

>> No.14010814

https://youtu.be/86lczf7Bou8

thread theme?

there was a beautiful vision for this general and you heathens are ruining it.

I tried to bring you sachiko
I tried to bring you fine art
I tried to enrich this meager board and this is what happens?

>> No.14010820

>>14010797
how? what country do you hail from?

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>>14010814
sumimasen.

>> No.14010844

>>14010814
>I
>I
>I
There's more to life than you.

>> No.14010865

>>14010820
the moon

>> No.14010871

>>14010814
no good deed goes unpunished.

>> No.14010873

>>14010865
Are you a moon maiden?

>> No.14011046

>>14010873
i'll moon you

>> No.14011047

*licks sachiko's butt*

>> No.14011138

>>14011047
Gross dude, she poops from there you know.

>> No.14012022

>>14003925
Is this the Syoko and Koume thread where we can safely ignore the third girl in the picture?

>> No.14012345
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>>14012022
ya

>> No.14012564

>>14012345
>>14012022
I dare you, I double dog dare you. try it, see what happens.

>> No.14012882

>>14012564
Syoko and Koume
Both are beautiful idols
But who was their friend?

>> No.14012889

>>14012882
The most beutiful one.

>> No.14012896

>>14012882
SA-CHI-KO

3 mighty fine, powerful syllables, alright? They make up the name of the most cute, intelligent, noble, and graceful idol ever conceived.

And you know what, buster? This is HER thread, not horror movie whore's or mushroom slut's, got that?

>> No.14012900

>>14012896
You are being very rude right now.

>> No.14012902

>>14012896
sa-SHIT-ko

>> No.14012917

>>14012900
/jp/ is a free board, alright?

You and your idols are welcome to create new threads, but not to invade this Sachiko thread, capiche?

How about bettering your own thread instead of dragging down great, long-lasting ones with tradition like this one?

you should give this book a read to understand the concept properly: http://www.amazon.com/Adios-America-Ann-Coulter/dp/1621572676

you Syoko and Koume fans bring your "peasent culture" to threads like this and end up killing them.

>> No.14012918

>>14003925
Even if you're joking, this post made me vomit.

>> No.14013073

>>14012882
I like it

>> No.14013246

>>14012918
the beauty too radiant?

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>>14012917
it's spelt capisce, mong

>> No.14013344

>>14013329
stupid kong

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/capiche

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14013354

>>14013344
>Italian capisce, third person singular present tense of capire 'to understand'

whos the stupid kong now

>> No.14013360

>>14013354
it's in the dictionary, there's multiple spellings. We're not in Italy.

Stop trying to tear others down with your nit-picking, there's only one stupid kong and it's you.

>> No.14014012

I used to be sad and depressed. But then I discovered Sachiko. Now I wake up every morning, happy and thankful that I'm alive. Thanks, Sachiko!

>> No.14014055

>>14014012
she gives me purpose
she gives me strength
Sachiko
my life is complete
filled with thine ever-loving grace

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https://youtu.be/6vYnas6q3Sg

[Hook]
I'm in love with the Sachikoko
I'm in love with the Sachikoko
I got her for the low, low
I'm in love with the Sachikoko
I'm in love with the Sachikoko
I'm in love with the Sachikoko
I got her for the low, low
I'm in love with the Sachikoko

>> No.14016635
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the thread is alright.

>> No.14016721

>>14016635
Thanks for saving this way rad thread.

>> No.14016749
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would /spg/ marry Sachiin even though she was only 14?

>> No.14016756

>>14016749
I want Sachiko to make a ':3' face at me and then knock over a vase while continuing to make a ':3' face at me.

>> No.14016764

>>14016756
or like fall backwards and knock over a big pot of curry, scalding you, staining your clothes, and ruining dinner for everyone?

>> No.14016772

>>14016756
Her face in that strip looks more like ":E".

>> No.14016791

>>14016749
like seriously why does every idol have such absentee fucking parents?

Rika and Mika look like total whores and do whatever the fuck they want.

Miria's mom has forgotten about her completely and lets her spend entire days with older girls outside of the auspice of the production company

Sachiko is spending the night at a grown man's house

Do idols just have naturally bad parents? is that why they're idols?

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>>14016749
That's illegal. I'd wait two years and engage in illicit sex with a minor with her until she turns of legal age!

>> No.14017013

Leave the Basement, by Anon

Sachiko is shit
And you are too
I clicked on the wrong board
Your mother is disappointed
This didn't have to rhyme

>> No.14017073
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https://youtu.be/gOMhN-hfMtY

Imagine this song but about a manic fan writing to Sachiko instead of prestigious multi-millionaire American rapper Eminem.

he ends up killing himself and his pregnant girlfriend because Sachikong never responds. Except unlike in the original where Eminem writes letters back but the fan never gets them, the Kong just ignores the letters intentionally, because she's a mad cunt.

>> No.14017083

>>14017073
Sachiko would never do something mean like that!

>> No.14017195
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She was just a rookie idol and she surely shook with fright,
She checked out her equipment and made sure her pack was tight;
She had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar,
You ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

"Is everybody happy?" cried the Producer looking up,
Our heroine feebly answered "Yes," and then they stood her up;
She jumped into the icy blast, her static line unhooked,
And she ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

She counted long, she counted loud, she waited for the shock,
She felt the wind, she felt the cold, she felt the awful drop,
The silk from her reserves spilled out, and wrapped around her legs,
And she ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

The risers swung around her neck, connectors cracked her dome,
Suspension lines were tied in knots around her skinny bones;
The canopy became her shroud; she hurtled to the ground.
And she ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

>> No.14017197

>>14017195
The days she'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through her mind,
She thought about her cute, cute self, and what she’d left behind;
She thought about the paramedics, and wondered what they'd find,
And she ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

The ambulance was on the spot, the media was running wild,
The medics jumped and screamed with glee, rolled their sleeves and smiled,
For it had been a week or more since last a 'Chute had failed,
And she ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

She hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", her blood went spurting high;
Her friends, they were heard to say "A hell of a way to die!"
She lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of her gore,
And she ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute,
Intestines were a-dangling from her skydiver suit,
She was a mess, they picked her up, and poured her from her boots,
And she ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna jump no more!

>> No.14017471

roses are red
violets are blue
i'll punch sachiko
yes it is true

>> No.14017476

>>14017471
*bap

>> No.14017587

>>14017197
>She thought about her cute, cute self, and what she’d left behind;

cute

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>>14017195
>>14017197
dude, come on.

>> No.14018733
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Seeing Sachiko makes me want to fap

>> No.14018737
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I think I'll just settle for a bap

>> No.14018744

>>14018737
why can their never just be like a nice dress or cute stuffed animal in there?

>> No.14018757

>>14018744
Say anymore than that and you'll be bapped yourself

>> No.14018770

>>14018757
I'm going to save her from the bap, you can't stop me.

>> No.14018814

I want to smoke the bong with Sachikong!
I want, for her to be high, and me to place my fingers on her thigh
I want to give her a good schlicking, and then to push her on the bed to commence the licking
I want to squeeze her stomach while my lust grows thicker, her anus so moist making my dick grow quicker
I NEED to masturbate

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>>14018770
>>14018737
I saved her from the bap.

>> No.14018871

>>14018864
this made me cry

i'm so happy that kong was saved

still crying

>> No.14018883
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>>14018864
omg god bless
1 like = 1 prayer

>> No.14018887

>>14018883
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.14018894

>>14018864
the kong finally got what she deserved (love)

>> No.14018940 [DELETED] 
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The purple haired idol with a perpetual smug smile
Is the antidepressant drug I choose to devour
And all my forlorn felt become unplug

The purple haired idol with her sophisticated ways
Stimulated my heart with that over confidence chatter of how she is the cutest
We'd forlolic neverendingly and masticated our own clandestine language

The purple haired idol with lips that taste like the forbidden fruit
She can even admire anambiguous coot like myself
I'll continue to root foe you, so hear my scream amongst the crowd

Here is my poem, I suppose it need a title:

Ramblings from a Fan by anon.

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The purple haired idol with a perpetual smug smile
Is the antidepressant drug I choose to devour
And all my forlorn felt become unplug

The purple haired idol with her sophisticated ways
Stimulated my heart with that over confidence chatter of how she is the cutest
We'd forlolic neverendingly and masticated our own clandestine language

The purple haired idol with lips that taste like the forbidden fruit
She can even admire unambiguous coot like myself
I'll continue to root for you, so hear my scream amongst the crowd

Here is my poem, I suppose it need a title:

Ramblings from a Fan by anon.

>> No.14018977

I want to MURDER Sachiko so many times that she'll die to death

>> No.14019076

>>14018871
>>14018883
>>14018894
She already got the bap though you stupid fucks.

>> No.14019194

>>14019076
no, anon went back in time and altered the worldline and caused her to get the bear instead of the bap

>> No.14019223

>>14019076
woah

>> No.14019229

>>14018952
would sachiko mind if I saved this pic?

>> No.14019435

>>14019229
Nah, Sachiko wouldn't mind. She'd be happy to know fans think of her as cute. Or, the cutest idol.

>> No.14019522

>>14018864

You can't save sachiko from bap, she is always balla as possible.

>> No.14020078
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Would YOU punch Sachiko if it meant she'd become your girlfriend?

>> No.14020127

>>14020078
Two birds with a stone.

>> No.14020851

SACHIKO
BE
MY
WIFE!!!

>> No.14020963

Sa chi ko!
Is a ho!

>> No.14023183
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Sachiko
Sa chi ko
SA CHI KO
SA
CHI
KO
S A k ao s a s

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>>14023183
is there any art where she dresses up like nep? the resemblance is uncanny

>> No.14023481
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if she aint the best ill eat my hat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJvgPJDHMVQ

>> No.14023736

bros, this slut just gets me going you know? she makes me angry and fills me with a lust to violently impregnate her in a way no one else does.

I just want to pin down her tiny 82 pound body and fill her full of my seed so that see may bear my children.

>> No.14023860

>>14023736
shut up naiceposter

ever since you become ban on sight doesn't mean we can't detect your shitty posting style

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rate my poetry

>> No.14026240

ふわり。
by anon.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more radiant and Purple
On a warm day in June
Take the knife and cut my wrists
Warm blackness flows and it runs down your bruised belly
Your bruised Summer belly

This one was pretty forward thinking so it's okay if you guys don't get it.

>> No.14026308
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Someone make a poem about headpatting Sachiko.

>> No.14026311

>>14026240
What was the poet trying to say here?

Did the narrator commit suicide after harapaning Sachiko?

>> No.14026331

>>14026308

Silky, rolling waves of purple form a mat
upon thine supple head
floral smelling hairs I wish to pat flat
the day you leave is the day I dread

Sachiko, Sachiko, please upon my head with your feet do tread!

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>>14026331
Thanks!

>> No.14027655

so are they like appendages or something? does she control them?

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>>14027655
these, 'm talking about these, look at the motion

>> No.14027676
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>>14027657
Controlled by her cute powers!

>> No.14030232
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SACHIKO
A
C
H
I
K
O

>> No.14030268

>>14030232
This is exactly how I pictured Sachinko.
And this is exactly why raping her would feel great.

>> No.14030293

>>14030268
but Sachiko is twisted herself, she doesn't look down on the big because she herself wants to be a pig too

>> No.14030321

>>14030232
Man she's so cute! I want her to call me a pig!

>> No.14032096

>>14030232
I just want to pin her down on the floor and inseminate her, I'd do it so hard she'd get rug burns all over the front of her lithe body

>> No.14032104

>>14030232
Is this a femdom doujin?

>> No.14032150

>>14032104
no, the opposite.

>> No.14036006

the sachiko thread is moribund because of MGS

>> No.14036186

>>14036006
your mother is moribund

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>>14036186
Yeah. I told her about how I loved Sachiko, showed her my collection, and then informed her we were to be married soon. The next day she attempted suicide for some reason. She missed the key parts of her brain, but the lower parts of her jaw were completely obliberated by the blast. she been in a coma ever since, she's basically brain dead. it's only a matter of time

a shame, really.

>> No.14036278

>>14032150
Fucking hell

>> No.14037877

Sachiko doesn't need pictures to edify her because she know's she's the cutest, this down time means nothing.

>> No.14044637
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Saving Sachiko!!!

>> No.14045654
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My first roll, and I get my own Sachikong.
Thank you.

>> No.14045969

I just watched the anime where she showed up. Man, she's annoying!

>> No.14046267

sachiko has 0 songs in the new game!
she sucks

>> No.14046347

>>14045654
Fuck you, I've been rerolling since yesterday.

>> No.14047071

>>14045654
lucky!

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