/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14004862
Dem hips yo.

>>14004862
Third for spoiling the demons with sweets!

Give her the H

>>14004862
Those hips and thighs tell no lies.

>>14004862
She will never stop looking like a huge bitch.

>>14004869
Sure, hugs are free for all monster girls!

>>14004862
Do monstergirls watch Magical Boy shows? Right now all I can imagine is Madoka Magica with shotas.

>>14004876
that's fucking gay you alp.

>>14004881
NO U

>>14004876
Do they also watch oppposite-world hentai, too? Like shotas x tentacle rape, p'orcs gangraping and mindbreaking poor teen guys, etc?

>>14004876
Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu LOVE! is a thing that happened

it was okay

>>14004862
I bed she'd make for a lovely housewife with her naked arpon and sexy sleepwear.

But what if she, a Demon, was your daughteru?

>>14004876
Magical boy shows would be like He-Man. Except Adam would be a Shota

>BY THE POWER OF TESTOSTERONE
>I HAVE THE BARA!!!

>>14004881
That's the point. All the fujo girls would love those shows.

>>14004884
What about shounen anime? Mart-Sue Monstergirls overcoming all odds with the power of friendship*!

*sex

>>14004884
>NTR where men are gangbanged by fat faceless human women in front of their loving monster wives.

>>14004886
If KC right, I don't want to be wrong.

Now get her over here to unzip my fly with her teeth.

>>14004862
I never knew you could do strikethroughs on 4chan

>>14004894
Mary not mart, I'm retarded.

>>14004900
you can't, I google a strikethrough text generator when I feel like being a faggot

>>14004894
Hey Marty. Marty. *burp* Marty. You-- you need to just calm down. I *belch* think you need to get it together.

>>14004862
Practicing expressions, chibi style because why not. Dont mind me.

>>14004900
[strikethrough]>He doesn't know[/strikethrough]

>>14004896
>Kidnapped by SJW's XXVII: Hambeastier

>>14004869
For a monster that's suppose to give warmth through hugs they surely don't look like they'd be warm to hug

>>14004916
If you want a challenge, do stuff we almost never see in /mgt/ by local artists. Ahego face, terrified, sad, and other emotions beside smug/happy.

>>14004916
I wanna rub those horns.
>short hair
Nice touch.

>>14004919
oh god no please. Anything but that!

>>14004917
Apparently neither do you

Demon is going to be complete shit.

>>14004929
Not as shit as your mama.

>>14004917
http://i.imgur.com/tIMZw7l.png
lel

>>14004925
That sounds insteresting. I will give it a try when I get some time.

>>14004928
Just a silly joke.

>>14004934
Don't do that.

>>14004933
Wouldn't know that since I never knew her.

>>14004924
Their bodies are basically a furnace, sticking it in their fluff tunnel can cause overheating

>>14004929
There is nothing wrong with Succubi. That, and Demons are apparently very protective of their husbandos.
>>14004935
Zophia a qt.

>>14004935
And have some Albedo. Thats it for today tho.

>>14004948
>That neck.

I want to see an MG like this!
Maybe Polt.

>>14004936
>Don't do that.
I'll laugh and you can't bloody stop me m8

>>14004948
Holy fucking B A S E D. This is perfect mate.

>>14004874
She's a lovely lady! How can you see her as nothing more than a bitch!?

>>14004948
Neck's up rather high, but that's still pretty nice looking.

>>14004959
Whatever nig, go jerk off to my post and stuff.

>>14004955
Great, is this going to become the next

>every day until you like it
>you will never be breastfed by a holst

I'm almost hoping an artfag will not give us a picture of it IF you end up spamming it every thread.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>14004945
So another bossy overprotective slut?

Wonderful.

You're in the club when this girl asks to buy you a drink.

What do?

>>14004962
They feel so naked without wings...

>>14004969
Instinctively make an oink noise then proceed to apologize.

>>14004969
Free drinks? Sure!

>>14004967
No one is forcing you to like her, but complaining about her at every other mention is bound to get tiring. Especially when you could simply bring up a topic relevant to a monstergirl you like.

>>14004969
Begin screaming as it's happened again, I'm stuck in the club loop again.

>>14004969
Well I'm not one to turn down free alcohol.

>>14004962
Look at that fucking literal shit eating face and tell me it's not the face of a fucking cunt that knows she can do anything she wants and won't be held responsible for her actions.

God damn I wish I could stomp in her fucking shitty face in.

>>14004965
>>14004966
>mfw

>>14004965
>>14004966
Holy fucking shit.

"Yo Daddy-O! You're waifu slapped me after I called her a nasty bitch. That really hurts y'know? It's a big, big crime in the Cat Kingdom. Time for your family to pay up, I'm bringing an army at sundown. You ready to become a communal slutboy? Mm, mm, I know I'm ready for it. Better wash up, I like em clean."

How do you and you're waifu respond?

>>14004896
http://exhentai.org/g/813106/a932e1fc36/

I HATE BLUE DEMON GIRLS

>>14004994
Fly away to her mom's home in the mountains and hide there.

>>14004994
What the hell are a bunch of dumb cats going to do?

>>14004996
tags
male: anal rape shotacon slave vomit yaoi
female: bbw femdom inflation milf pregnant

>>14004994
teleport to Royal Makai and plead our case to the Demon Lord

NTR is so haram she'll answer with an army of her own, assuming she won't just show up herself

>>14004994
I respond by telling you to stop trying to start up shit with Cait Sith.

>>14004994
Have her revert to her true form and cleanse the land in flames as I cackle maniacally from her back.

>>14004996
I love /ss/, but this is just awful.

which type of monstergirl is the most headpattable

>>14004994
Okay furniture-chan, what are you REALLY going to be able to do against two Hellhounds?

>>14004994
I call a professional.

>>14005013
It's troll bait. Why else would someone post straight-up yaoi in this thread, knowing how people feel about it here? Let alone one with vomiting, etc. Probably report it

>>14004994
Do some shopping at the nearest Sabbath pleasure emporium for some muzzle-b-gone potions and a strapon. DP her in front of her army with my waifu until she's a drooling mess, barely able to beg for more.

>>14004994
Kick her off the mountain.

>>14004994
Excellent I needed some new furniture for the loungue!
I'll give you the honor of being our new king sized bed though.
DrInK uP!

>>14005021
>Probably report it

You're a fucking faggot, holy shit.

>>14004994
my army of German Shepard Kobolds will put a stop to their plans!

>>14005026
>DP her in front of her army with my waifu

But wouldn't a faggotcat side with the Cait Sith?

>>14004994
Have the Jinko go wild on her.

With her razor sharp claws.

>>14004869
If only, friend. If only.

>>14004969
But I don't like to drink. I wouldn't turn her down with a lot of other things though.

Milk?

>>14005021
I hate faggots like you.

>>14005049
Always before bedtime.

>>14005049
>tfw lactose intolerant

>>14005035
>>14005051
>You're a fucking faggot

If you're trying to argue in favour of people posting yaoi on here, then technically speaking...

>>14005043
Snake would never cry like a pussy even when hes gone nuclear.

>>14005049
Can't, unless I want to sit in the bathroom for a bit. Holst milk probably wouldn't have the same reaction though, so who knows.

>>14004994
So she's invading the country I live in just to get me and my waifu? Yeah, I can totally see that ending well for her.

>>14005041
Translation when?

>>14005059
I'm calling you a fucking faggot because you're telling people to spam reports because some other faggot posted some garbage you didn't like.

Just off yourself right now.

>>14005021
You shouldn't announce reports

>>14005066
>Implying monsters would give 2 fucks about a cat army invading to kidnap a man.

>>14005082
Depends on the monstergirl(s) in power, and assumes that the country is ruled by monsters.

>>14004969
Wonder what the hell I'm doing in a club, then proceed to fuck her over a table and drink some water.

>>14004916
Lovely one.

>>14005095
>Water
Fucking pussy

>>14004982
Melmac Stronk.

>>14005049
Always.
>>14005100
>destroying your liver willfully.

>>14005063
>implying BB doesn't just cry in private
Nigga believes in Santa Clause for fucks sake.

>>14004886
...the things I would do to that tiny blueberry...

>>14005107
That's hardly the most destructive thing I'm doing to my body.

Would you a Pillar Man?

>>14005020
Melmac Stronk
Fuck the reply system.

>>14005114
Yeah sure.

>>14005114
That's a man?

>>14004999
k

>>14004994
What can we do? Only cry and submit.

>>14005126

It's like how you're still a fireman even if you're a girl.

>>14005128
Cinnamon is tasty.

>>14005128
She's still a bitch.

>>14005128
That's-!...not too bad actually.

How about some delicious brown?

>>14005128
Damn, nice job.

>>14005114
I dunno, what if she's evil?

>>14005114
Sure, but she's never ever going to become an Ultimate Lifeform, and if she does anyway I'm going to convince her that sex =/= useless

>>14005137
Seconded.

>>14005128
Can you make her red?

>>14004862
Guys.. I think she is the one. I think I found her.

>>14005126
Japanese are weird with their gendered title and pronouns (and lack thereof). They don't have a male/female version for a lot of them like we do in English, so you might find literal translations of females with titles like "Emperor", etc.

>>14005155
Nobody cares.

>>14005137
That's what I was originally trying to do. The way the normal flesh came about was an accident too good not to save at the moment.

>>14005155
You go for it anon! I'll be cheering for you.

>>14005165
Well then. Do continue.

>>14005155
Well, get your mitts on and change into a naked apron getup, because it's time for you to stuff that blueberry and put a bun in her oven.

>>14005155
Good for you. As for myself, I think I will keep waiting.

>>14005155
But you just meet her! You don't know her at all!

>>14005155
>>14005181
He's already been raped.

>>14005181
>Implying that matters

Haven't you ever heard of "love at first rape"?

>>14005136
>>14004982
>the face of a fucking cunt that knows she can do anything she wants and won't be held responsible for her actions.
YES!
And the best thing is that what she wants is to watch movies with you while cuddling in bed and eating munchies prepared with all of her love and affection beforehand.

>>14005188
Nah, she's a cunt.

I don't want anything to do with her.

>>14004955
Or kobold?

>>14005137

Here's a different delicious brown for the anon with good taste.

http://i.imgur.com/nZdlcaz.jpg

>>14005199
That looks like garbage.

>>14005195
You can't assume things about people.

>>14005188
I want to sit in a Demons lap.

>>14005199
i wished that guy came here sometimes

>>14005195
But anon, you are the one who sounds more like a cunt.

OK Anon, it's high school and a foreign exchange student will be living with you this year!
She'll be staying in the guest room and your parents have told you to "play it safe" with her.

First up, roll for species.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Now, Attitude (d10):

1. Racial Norm
2. Himedere
3. Light Yandere
4. Tomboy
5. Dandere
6. Kuudere
7. Light Tsundere
8. Deredere
9. NEET
10. The Genkiest!

Body type! d10

1. HEALTH! (Has a tiny pooch belly but most of it has gone into her hips, thighs, ass, and breasts [lolis add more to her hips and ass])
2. Muscled (More muscles than two onis put together)
3. Tall (Foot and a half taller than normal)
4. Short (Foot and a half smaller than normal)
5. Toned (an athletic build like that of a swimmer)
6. Racial norm
7. Skinny, (not anorexic but thin)
8. loli (CC for perma lolis)
9. Strongfat (Strong enough to carry you to her room, soft enough that the cuddles are nice)
10. Pear (A-cup breasts [C for holsts] but a booty that one would write songs about)

Quirks!

1. Thick accent (It is quite obvious that she is foreign, you can pick the accent)
2. Twins! (roll a new body type/attitude for her sister, roll another quirk they'll share.)
3. Dire (foot and a half taller than normal and has Muscled on top of whatever else she has.)
4. Pygmy (foot and a half shorter than normal)
5. Blind.
6. Chimera (Roll another monster girl race and mix it with the original race)
7. Princess (Hails from royalty and, may, get the throne. Has a kikimora maid with her [you can roll a body type/attitude for the maid])
8. Does not speak your language only her own (you pick)
9. President of a foreign land! (Just like in your anime)
10. Loves rugby, a LOT.
11. An excellent singer
12. The best cook at her homelands food.

How goes it Anon?
Will the stay become nothing more or is she just a new penpal?

>>14005202
Oh I totally can.

>>14005199
That looks alright. Is she based off of something from Monster Hunter by chance?

>>14005199
Why is she doing that with her face? Stop it.

>>14005211

Akantor afaik

>>14005209
>your parents have told you to "play it safe" with her.

>being so culturally insensitive as to use condoms with a MG

That's like the MG version of blackface in terms of offensiveness, isn't it? Do the right thing and give her teh babbies.

>>14005209
>Blue Oni
>NEET
>Healthy
>Dire

Oooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyy goooooooood

I'm going to fall asleep in her pudge after I fuck her until I'm exhausted

She better keep the house clean though

>>14005209
>Toned Light Pygmy Yan Ryu
Huh.

>>14005128
I... I'll be in my bunk.

>>14005209
>NEET Giant Ant that's skinny, and loves rugby.
Eh.
>>14005215
Alright.

>>14005216
But Anon!
You're in high school!
What will they say if the foreign exchange student gets a baby bump?

>>14005209
>Light Yandere Sahuagin with a toned body and a Deredere skinny twin.

Oh no.

>>14005210
But that's racist.

>>14005209
>A light tsundere healthy Giant Ant who is an excellent singer.
I can deal with this. She better get fit, though. Ants are hard workers after all!

>>14005209
>Deredere muscled rugbier Manticore
I'm totally okay with this.

>>14005225
They'll say, "When are you getting your rotator-cuff surgery done?" because your wrist will be limp from all the high-fives the guys will give you.

>>14005209
>Kuudere Dire Honeybee with Muscles
Double muscle is too much man, she must be the queen.

>>14005168
https://imgur.com/a/K1eMX
>>14005153
Red rhymes with lead but not read however lead does indeed rhyme with read but not reed.

Probably all I'm gonna do. I'd rather not end up doing 15+ like cupid.

>>14005227
There is literally nothing wrong with being racist.

>>14005242
There is when you're racist against nice girls like her.

>>14005209
>Skinny Tomboy Dire Khepri
Sounds alright...I'm just disappointed that I came within spitting distance of Anubis, and yet...

>>14005209
>A short, blind, and slightly yandere seaslime.
I want to pass on this, but she'll probably end up using her tentacles to paralyze me for forced cuddles.

>>14005241
>https://imgur.com/a/K1eMX
Red looks a tad silly, but dat brown is properly delicious. G'job anon.

>>14005209
>Tall Deredere Living Doll who loves Rugby.
This is... Odd.
I can just picture a waist-high goth loli wearing a Mamono-Mana Beer Hat screaming at a TV whenever someone scores against her favorite team.

>>14005239
There's never such thing as too much muscle!

>>14005230
Would you play with her?
She has a team with a couple minotaur, some onis, and one very enthusiastic cockatrice

>>14005226
Oh yes.

>>14005228
>F-fine. B-but only because I want to lose weight! Not because you want me to!

Come check her out boys.

>>14005253
If only I didn't just now notice those nipple spikes. How silly.

>>14005209
>7 8 6
>Inari Living Doll
How the FUCK does this work. This is actually scary since I coincidentally love both.

>>14005271
>tfw this is basically what Succumom is in Vengeance except a total whore

>>14005271
So what happens If I tell her I want to conquer Canada and relinquish their syrup reserves for the rest of the world to enjoy. Would she wage war for me?

>>14005249
Oh I doubt she's nice.

I bet she's a huge bitch that rivals human girls.

>>14005271
Sounds like the perfect housewife.

>>14005209
I will be living with a Deredere Ghoul w/ a heavily muscular body and the voice of an angel.

In her previous life, she was Reiko, the worlds strongest woman.

>>14005271
>Paladin killer
Okay
>Pacts
to be expected
>Super-dom
I like where this is going
>can still submit to men
SOILED IT

Nah, she's actually pretty ok. Not my tastes, but meh.

>>14005271
Oh hey what do you know, I was fucking right.

Complete bitch.

>>14005286
She would just Mamano Maple up some for you instead.

>>14005286
The contract is to give you pleasure, specifically the pleasure of their body, not the world.

>>14005271
I'd hit it with caution.

>>14005271
Personally, love the whole "Ultra-Dominant-Yet-Submissively-Affection" shtick.

Also like the bit about them needing to take extra time and care in properly corrupting human women.

>>14005271
I can go for this.

>>14005305
WITH CAUTION.

>>14005305
I'd hit it with my fists.

>>14005271
Eh.
I want to turn down the pact and spoil her just like I would a devil, by getting her cute clothes, sweets, and lots of head pats.

>>14005281
Pls explain.

>protective
>the "pact" is essentially marriage
Imagine all the potential yandere scenarios.

>>14005271
Lovely.

>>14005315
Meant for
>>14005271

>>14005271
As long as I don't sign the pact I'm ok, right?

>>14005271
Not bad.

>>14005315
I'm more imagining a Demon's absolute Love-Love expression when her Husbando asks her to dom him out of his own desires.

>>14005313
But anon! You'll make her cry, leading her along without marrying her...

>>14005322
Demonic energy will just make you sign it.

You can never win against monster girls.

>>14005325
Don't worry, I'll even let her bed me even in the missionary position and help raise the daughteru if we have one.

No pact though.

>>14005330

> Still trying to force this trope

Fuck off.

>>14005271
Fucking knew she was gonna be shit.

Oh well.

>>14005209
>Normal Pear Panda with a love of Rugby
Well, it could have been worse. Don't care for that last one though.

>>14005209
Short tomboy Ushi-Oni with a thick German accent. I think I'm in love.

>>14005335
But anon, all that time, she'll cry herself to sleep every night, because through it all, your refusal to make the pact will make her think you're just using her, and will leave her any day.

>>14005336
It's still true anon, monster girls are perfect in every single way and can never be defeated.

>>14005209
>Dark Valkyrie
>Twins they were!
Oh boy.

>tomboy loli
>deredere loli
Help, I want to commit a crime...

>they're princesses (with a normally behaved, pear shaped maid speaking with a thick accent and another that's a healthy dandere chef)
...and cause an international incident.

>>14005271

>>14005271
>Druella tier bullshit
Purge.

>>14005346
Yes? What is it?

>>14005342
She can sleep in the same bed with me.
No pact with her though, the only contract she's getting from me is the marriage one I give her, not the demonic one she promises.

>>14005346
That mug looks like the top to a cheap thermos.

>>14005346
Feel like drawing something?

>>14005344
I'd probably be angry if I wasn't convinced you're doing satire at this point.

>>14005271
Damn. Pretty good. Better than normal Succusluts, anyway.

Best girl coming through.

http://i.imgur.com/f7IagK6.png

>>14005346
You gonna draw that Kunoichi thing you told us about?

>>14005346
Your avatarfaggotry is getting a little irritating.

>>14005345
Are you a bad enough dude to impregnate the loli princess twins before the year is up?

>>14005352
Anon, it's the same thing to her.

Not to mention, given her species tendency towards a superiority complex, she might consider a regular human marriage to be false, and even more a sign that you'll walk out on her at any time...

>>14005357

He's just going to avatarfag with his monsterboy and/or monstergirl-sona regardless of what you ask for.

>"PALADIIIIIIINS, COME OUT TO PLAYAAYYYYYYYYY~"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRM2YcGpmxg

>>14005012
What do you do when she's so lost in burning cats, one of the Sith's cheshire goons teleported onto her back, stole you, and fucked off to Bastet's realm?

>>14005346
elin lich when
stealth kunoichi paizuri when

>>14005299
That's to be expected from any of KC's monsters.

>>14005361
Believe all the lies you want anon, I'm still right.

>>14005271
Nice, no any surprising hints that could make it gold though.

>>14005379
If believing that makes you happy, go ahead.

>>14005377
There's plenty of nice girls in MGE.

>>14005372
Yeah, it's not like he's fulfilled dozens of requests for anons in the past. Oh, wait...

>>14005271
But I don't want to be evil.

>>14005370
Well, if that's the way she feels than I guess I'm just going to need to greet her each day with pancakes and a smile, even when I'm old and gray and our daughter is married to that delightful boy from down the lane.

>>14005376
Elin are the best.

>>14005128
How about a nice light chocolate brown with white hair and wings?

>>14005271
I'm going to need an adult.
Maybe two.
Also, do they come in red?

>>14005369
If they're anywhere near as lascivious as the regular Dark Valkyries I think that'd be done by the end of the first week.

>>14005299
Google the meaning of the words you don't know before using.

>>14005387

Last thread was literally just him RP'ing with his stupid sona's. You have literally no leg to whiteknight on.

>>14005346
domesticate the demon
turn her into a housewife

>>14005394
that's a weird way to say "gateway to being a pedophile"

>>14005271
I wonder if PantyQuest is going to make an entry for this one.

>>14005406
Come now, they're at mature age.

>>14005394
I want to commit a crime.

>>14005391
And eventually when you die from never properly uniting with her in a contract, she'll spend the rest of her days crying at your grave about how you did leave her, until she dies of malnutrition.

Is that really what you want? Why can't you just join with her in the compound, that you might spend every moment together?

>>14005397
Yeah. They're nimble, obnoxious, and prone to pelvic thrusting as a means of antagonism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq8DI-4TRU8

>>14005399
Good, now you just need to wait till halfway through the year when you have two heavily pregnant loli Dark Valkryie twins and explain to their father how this happened, although the maids could probably explain that in detail.

>>14005346
>angel bitch inferior to the new Devils thinks she has anything to be smug about
That's rich.

>>14005405

>>14005387
He is right, and those like you practically fellating him whenever he drops in are gross nevertheless.

>>14005412
Fine, when I'm old I'll sign the contract and tell her that she never really needed to worry about a silly thing like me leaving her.

she's still getting spoiled with sweets and headpats though.

>>14005387
And how many of those have dicks or are Bob?

>>14005271
Demon is love.

>>14005271
I'm going to turn the Evil, lewd Demon into a loving, obedient and sweet housewife any proper husband would be proud to have as his woman!

>>14005405
Anon you know that's not allowed!

We should turn all of the Kobolds into vicious rape machines and every single Kikimoras into a bitchy mistress!

>>14005402
>literally

Also
>Do requests and work for others for completely free
>Automatically faggot status if he takes a break for a single thread

Spoiled much?

>>14005425
Nah, I'm also an artist myself, so I know what it's like to do requests. It just rubs me the wrong way when people spit on someone who does work for them for free -- I mean, how many hours a week do you dedicate to filling a community's requests while they constantly spit on you?

>>14005408
Oh man I want to see it.

>>14005427
And when at last you do, she'll be so overjoyed that she spoils you with years of surprisingly pent up affection for days on end. And of course, revels in you spoiling her as well.

>>14005434
Demon in Naked Apron when drawfags?

>>14005408
>implying he's still around

He totally cut and ran long ago.

>>14005432
He's also forgetting about the multiple troll deliveries.

Poor Jabberwock dude.

>>14005445
I can dream, Anon. I can dream. ;_;

>>14005271
Wow she is pretty deredere, I like that.

>>14005406
>"gateway to being a pedophile"
You know I couldn't ever put my finger on exactly why it bothered me. I could never call it just straight up pedophilia, because it wasn't. This here is it. It's like gateway pedophilia.

>>14005436

Learn how 4chan works or fuck off. Avatarfagging is against the global rules. And even if it wasn't he doesn't get a free pass against criticism because he provides OC.

Only Mithril could be this retarded.

>>14005421
>Posting a slut who takes mino cock
Try not to ruin the new girl.

>>14005436
They wouldn't react this way if he didn't have this compulsive need to announce his presence without contributing anything. He's welcome to post anonymously if he doesn't want to do any requests.

>Mention to your Demon wife that you want children
>She hears "children" instead of "a child" and immediately assumes you want multiple children right away
>Goes and gets all kinds of fertility enhancers and uses them all at once
>A month later you find out she's pregnant with triplets
>She's taken aback by your shock and asks if triplets isn't enough

>>14005454
If it was Mithril, he'd probably dump guro or something else out of spite like that one time.

>>14005454
Hah, you fool. I am ABCDEF: AnubisBobCuckoldDicklovingEffeminateFaggot.

>>14005436
>free
>free
You're really blowing it out of proportion. He does doodles for free, sometimes good and thorough ones, but everything actually serious is getting commissioned from him for dosh, from this 'hateful' thread mind you.

And if you think we spit him for nothing you must be new.

But whatever, let's not turn this into yet another persona shitfest.

I hate Succubi so damn much

I'm sorry guys

>>14005463
Do want.

>>14005463
Good girl, she knows that I won't ask for anything less than octuplets.

We can give it another go with the next batch.

>>14005471
Indeed.
Namefag drama is dumb.
Or at the very least, we've done it enough to the point where it's just dumb.

>>14005473
Nobody cares.

>>14005432
Well, there are 360 pictures in his imgur gallery. Even excluding 5-10% of that number for variations of the same drawing, not many in the total overall count.

>>14005473
Eh, what'll ya do.

>>14005454
Nah, Mithril doesn't use capitals I'm starting to think that's a feature with pinoy language/alphabet or something.

>>14005479
Cared enough to post fuckboi.

Good night everyone, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Last time we did that it took me a week to break out of the one Grizzly's den.

>>14005209

>Blind, strongfat, kuudere cupid.
.....
Yeah, I'd marry and take responsibility for that.

>>14005402
i fear i reached the point where i want to draw for myself more.


>>14005419
i dont know anymore mang... i just.. want someone to tell me im pretty...

>>14005473
hate is just one step away from love

>>14005495
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlapSlapKiss

He's gunna get Succub'd.

>>14005495
It's really not.

>>14005488
That's what you wanted, attention, right?

>>14005473
It's okay Anon, they love hate-fuck. Strip off your pants and show those pesky sluts what's what!

I've got one other gift to give, /mgt/

http://puu sh/jQ7HV/0e2d893b9a.jpg

>>14005492
why do you type lik this

>>14005492
You're pretty much a cunt. Showing off your tits for everyone, then getting mad when your guy looks at another chicks; shame on you.

>>14005501
Nice.

10/10 would ruffle hair.

>>14005503
He's a poor little brown boy.

>>14005501
>breasts

"And there was given to her a mouth speaking great lies, and blasphomies, and her name was Baphomet! An apostate and heretic to betrayed the very principals of DFC!"

>>14005501
>http://puu sh/jQ7HV/0e2d893b9a.jpg
ooooo

>>14005501
YES

>>14005499
Not really m8. Just mad about another succubut coming out.

>>14005501
Bapho a cute! Cute!

>>14005503
Because he's a shitskin Flip.

>>14005511
Sure thing m8

>>14005501
Are we going to see more pieces that showcase Chris' big titties in the future?

>>14005416
Well he's the one that raised them to be naughty little minxes who wantonly ride their host, panting and moaning their pleasure for all the neighborhood to hear. Though mentioning that might not be a good idea.

>>14005492
Elin lich pls.

Why not just post the image? It's far less NSFW than a lot of the other stuff here.

>>14005492
You should draw shit again.
You know, for old times' sake.

>>14005501
Not into lolis but I like her and the style, good artist pick this time moose.
>goat pupils
Yummy.

>>14005501
Noice.
I presume that's the Bapho from your story. I really need to start reading it.

>>14005501
Love the intricacies of the spell circles in the piece. Awesome work.

>>14005517
Waaait a minute, when was that FunnyMama watermark ever in that image?
Fuck

>>14005521
You're pretty determined.

>>14005524
>goat pupils
>Yummy.

Has /mgt/ found him? Like the infamous tile guy of /v/ or the deer masturbator of /k/, our mega deviant?

>>14005531
I mean, look, we all want to see it.
Plump hips like that are a crime more people need to commit.

>>14005522
Very economical artist (thank you foreign exchange rates) and absolutely gorgeous background work.

Next time I'll make sure she's flatter chested and work on the more paw-like hands some more. More like less' Susan.

>>14005534
Uhm, no. I just like exotic eyes.

>>14005531
That was my first post, but yeah, I want it.

>>14005534
That would be the nercopedo guy.

>>14005492
Draw whatever you like, unless it's a commission or deliberate practice there's no point in turning a hobby into a chore. Just don't expect it to be well received here, depending on the subject matter.

Also, Haohi ispretty. Which makes her being a cunt even more lamentable.

>>14005540
Don't worry man, we won't judge.

Unless it's yuri, yaoi, monsterboys, futa, subs, doms, lolis, succubi, manticore, mantango, dark matter, alps, amazons, sounding, father-daughter incest, rape of MGs, princess carrying of guys, etc.

But seriously, what's unusual about the pupils? Look pretty standard issue to me.

>>14005549
Don't show him sympathy or he will eat your liver.

>>14005552
>implying doms are hated here
>implying it's just not some autistic shtiposters.

>>14005552
What if I liked lolis, succubi, manticores, amazons, and princess-carrying of guys?

>>14005552
Not him, but I have a love for unusual eyes too. If you look closely you can see the pupils being horizontal slits / rectangular with the horizontal side being longer and the vertical sides slightly rounded, like a goat's.

>>14005552
Most of those are hated by just a couple of shittoasters.

>>14005549
thanks mang

I would do terrible things to a Demon!

TERRIBLE THINGS

>>14005568
Winter Anubis and Elin-Shape Lich in Bunny Suit when?

>>14005570
Hey bebe, do those wings go all the way down?

>>14004867
turn demon into the physical incarnation of Gluttony!

>>14005570
>you will never see an obsessive Demon consensually enter a pact with a bishie prince she's watched since his birth

>>14005560
When he puts sounding that far down the list you know he's padding the thing with not-shitstorm-stuff. Like anti-princess carrying has only ever been one or two annoying guys. So basically this >>14005567

And stuff like manticores aren't hated so much as just overdone to the point where a ton of people are sick of them.

>>14005570
I want to do things with a Demon but I can't because she's not meant for my tastes.

>>14005570
>>14005579
I want to do things to a Demon that can't be said on national television.

>>14005517
>>14005530
Chris is due again, but I've blown my budget on art for this fiscal quarter.

>>14005571
Forget winter Anubis. Edmonton anon doesn't deserve any rewards after how he's behaved lately.

>>14005586
I wonder when Hound'll finish coloring the lovely Chris and Susan paizuri line-art that .less did...

>>14005587
Who?

>>14005575
Nalfeshnee monstergirl when?

>>14005587
>Edmonton Anon
That's...new. And also less descriptive.

Especially given there are at least 3 anons here from Edmonton.

>>14005591
You may know him better as Anubisfucker, Dragonslut, Anubicuck, or his indian spirit name HeWhoNeverShutsUpAboutAnubiAndDragonsAndAlsoAnubiInSPAAAAACE

>>14005600
I share a country with that faggot?

Son of a bitch.

>>14005600
So call him that then, so people will know who you're talking about when you say it.

If we start naming anons after places, particularly cities exceeding one million people, we're going to run into a ton of confusion as another pointed out >>14005598

Look at how evil this bitch-slut is.
She's planning something immensely cruel and depraved for sure.

>>14005598
Well there's only one guy who would be cruel enough to make an Anubis live in Canada.

>>14005598
>3 people born from Canadas shittiest hockey team

Embarrassing. If you guys are here explain yourselves.

>>14005601
America has roughly ten times the population, so by the law of statistical averages, has ten times the number of namefags. So don't feel bad.

>>14005606
If there's somebody talking about Anubi and cold, it really could only be one particular guy.

>>14005608
She didn't put any seasoning on your steak.
Yeah, you like that?

>>14005614
No, I don't like steak. Steak is icky.

>>14005568
She looks good, angels are just not really my seed to begin with. Your Rule 63'd demon boy OC is a hottie though.

>>14005614
Time to slit her throat while she sleeps.

>>14005601
Bet you didn't know Mari's from Canada too, didja fag?

>>14005612
According to old survey data it's
1.Texans
2.Canadians
3.Other misc Americans
4.Britbongs
5.Nords
>>>
Next to dead last:The two Soviet Block boys
Dead Last:That one anon from Uroguay and the one guy from Greece

>>14005600
>Anonlich/Zhana/Anubisfucker lives in the same country responsible for Justin Bieber and Quebec
I suppose a nice wahaha is in order.

>>14005623
FUCK

>>14005618
And so her plan succeeded all along.
>>14005621
...But at what cost?

>>14005614
She tries. But she's still going to have to be punished.

>>14005614
Not even the cow's tears, collected as it's being slaughtered?

>>14005609
Blankets. Fire. Snuggles. The cold makes the warmth all the sweeter.

>>14005611
I have fond memories of attending Oilers games as a child...then we haven't had a half-decent season in the last 10 years and I just started falling asleep whenever I got dragged to one of their games. Stinkin' Oilers.

>>14005613
Yeah, but why the name change all of a sudden? Particularly since almost no one knew he was from Edmonton, so it's a pointless name to use (the point of a name is so that people can identify who you're talking about).

It would be like randomly renaming Bob as Charles, or Negawalker as Chewingum-kun. Just... what's the point?

>>14005635
Not at all.

>>14005625
>Other misc Americans
Ohio represent I guess.

>>14005633
No cost at all, I lose some shitty Succuslut bitch that can't even cook food right.

I feel absolutely no regret.

>>14005613
And yet I'm not the one who suggested it. I whole-heartedly support the idea though, and whatever based anon did suggest it.

>>14005627
Ignore Bieber. Acquire poutine.

>>14005625
>1.Texans
I was legitimately surprised at how many of us there are here.

>>14005646
Hometown, best town.
Also, best ice creamery.

>>14005654
Most ranches, most animal fuckers I guess.

>>14005654
It does help explain the nigh universal propensity towards Holstaurs though.

>>14005641
>Particularly since almost no one knew he was from Edmonton

Actually, anybody that's been in these threads more than a couple of months probably knows that. Jesus Christ it used to be every thread him talking about the difficulty of having a desert girl at his home.

>>14005625
Texas reporting in.
We don't wear the fucking hats all the time.
Though that might just be personal, I can't affort a stetson

>>14005654
I'm surprised your people figured out how to work a computer instead of just shooting it or something.

>>14005654
Reporting in.
I hate this goddamn state though.

>>14005659
Just weeb central in general. You know Funi is based in DFW.

>>14005625

Here's the latest figures on that:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rRDwFPJl218JIVIknSOKSYSc-Wbq4hU9b64PCb1skgA/edit?usp=sharing

Fun fact: Tuesday is the busiest day in both content and views.

>>14005608
yeah
she's into fat dudes.

>>14005662
More like people saying that it'd be difficult and me just saying "All the cuddles".

>>14005662
I never paid attention to most of his posts, since I'm not all that interested in the desert girls, therefore I for one didn't know.

>>14005670
Wow she has shit taste.

>>14005663
I have a stetson and a resitol because I'm not a pleb.

That's for going out though, not every day.

>>14005676
I think she has great taste.

>>14005669
>Little under 1000 from Japan
I wonder how many of those are Nips, and how many are just English speakers living there?

>>14005625
I suspect it may be related to when the poll was first posted. Given that both the east and west coast have higher populations than Texas, it doesn't make any statistical sense for Texas to outweigh the rest of the population combined.

>>14005662
>Expecting people to care enough about non-tripfagging, non-artist, non-writer "namefags" to actually memorize their hometowns.

>>14005669
>Wordpress = /mgt/
>Also using passive data collection that captures all bot hits as real people

>>14005668
Don't remind me. Their HQ is in Flower Mound, which is something like 20 minutes from my area.

>>14005669
Thanks Ilassa

>>14005677
I have the boots for outing, though.

>>14005679
>into fat fucks
>great taste

That's wrong anon.

>>14005665
>spoiler
Some of the bigger cities are decent IMO.

>>14005681
>Non-writer
Untrue. Even if slow as bollocks.

>>14005661
Can confirm. Mega-Holsts are more our speed though because everything is bigger here.

>>14005686
Hey anon, I'm just trying find you a nice girl :^)

>>14005681
>Expecting people to care enough about non-tripfagging, non-artist, non-writer "namefags" to actually memorize their hometowns.

It's osmosis from spamming. Like how people know the name of at least one MLP character from assholes never shutting up about it despite never having seen the show.

Do you think that Devils and Demons could gain such a bad reputation as Bitches and Whores in society that those who don't manage to gain a husband quickly and rise to positions of power end up in the streets as filth less worthy than a STD ridden prostitute and have to practically beg men to give them some semen lest they die from hunger?

>>14005698
I refuse, I am way beneath women's attention.

Women don't deserve to be with someone like me.

>>14005656
Funnily enough I've never had Graeter's ice cream before in my lifetime, and I've lived here my whole life.

>>14005608
10/10 would headpat

>>14005700
Not if I can help it

I'll form contracts with a whole harem of unfortunate blueberries if I have to

>>14005702
Into the mantango pit it goes!

>>14005700
>don't manage to gain a husband
How?

>>14005704

>>14005702
Hey now faggot, don't be like that.

Ya gotta be more prideful and shit.

>>14005707
Not even something like a Mantango should lower her standards so far as to try and go after someone like me.

>>14005681
Texas and the south has the biggest anime conventions, huge tabletop scene, the biggest army base in the country which is always a bed for those kind of things. It's a perfect weeb storm. Hell even ADV used to be in Texas.

It's just the way it is. Are you seriously implying that central time is far flung enough from eastern or pacific to skew the results that much? Don't be stupid.

>>14005700
>Bruises
>Scratches
>Shattered horns
>Chest bound dangerously tight
>Dead, soulless eyes
>Splattered with semen (when she can't enjoy it)
Not even the lowliest of Demons deserves that sort of treatment

>>14005712
Fat people don't deserve to have pride.

>>14005710
Eh, it's not very close to my home.

No back to monstergirls.

>>14005709
They are all already married to or marked by other monsters.

>>14005685
>Only having one good pair of boots
Anon, you need to go fix that.

>>14005719
Fat little bitches like you don't, that's for sure.

>>14005721
Now back*

>>14005700
This image make me angry

>>14005271
Dark Angels are better.

>>14005721
I often wonder how harpies aren't as popular as other girls.
I mean, sure, lamias are like the perfect middle lane between monster and human, so they're not going to e as popular as them, but they're about as discussed as mermaids, if I should say so.

>>14005715
It's also a lasting result of a big chunk of the 4chan userbase starting in Texas in the first place. Ya know, cause m00t's from Austin and how it spread through a bunch of the UT kids.

>>14005723
Don't really need them, yo.
I'm either in a kitchen for +6hr a day and have to use non-slips for work or sit around fapping until I pass out.

>>14005715
>muh texus pride

But really, on weekdays, one or two hours can make all the difference in the world in terms of thread activity when most normal folks have to go to work the next day. Just look at the thread when night rolls around and the average delay between posts drops from 30 seconds to 15 minutes.

>>14005726
You're telling me something I already know, why exactly?

>>14005736
Maybe Papi's retardation left a bad taste in peoples mouths?

Anyways, on the MGE side of things we have busty brown musical Harpies that have fuck-all in terms of art.

>>14005735
You are mah nigga.

>>14005748
Papi was always my favorite

>>14005746
The poll was posted at 7central and left for a whole day. That's more than enough to catch everyone in the western hemisphere. Stop being retarded because of whatever "gut feeling" you have.

>>14005748
>Papi's retardation
She's not retarded! She's just a birdbrain!