/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Manticores are love.

I want to go fishing with a Harpy

Where can I read the profile of this Mari lilim?

Evil girls a best. Mayadere a best.

>13995769
I always find it amazing how ocean life can be simultaneously cute and gross.

>>13995786

Right in here, my friend.

>>13995786
Lurk more.

>>13995791
When you don't have fur and being slimy is a way to not lose internal water and your life, it tends to be that way.

>See Nautilus feeding
>See it bounce along in it's shell to extend tentacles for food
>Brain can't help think it in gif sprite form
>Immediately thinks of how it'd look in mg form

Fuck I've down the rabbit hole for too long.

>>13995788
>Evil overlord girl who is a brutal monster against the entire world
>but her love for you outshines the sun
>will commit the most vile acts just to set the smallest thing in your favour
>generally wants to kill off the entire world just so she can spend eternity alone with you

Here. Couldn't find it myself so I'm pretty sure nor will you.
I'll delete it in a few mins not to cause any flame.

>>13995812
>I'll delete it in a few mins not to cause any flame.
Who'd get pissy over Mari?

Subs will never see parkedbuggy amazon story continued

>>13995801
>She was going to destroy a town because they stopped paying their tributes, claiming that she was asking for far too much
>Without knowing about what she was about to do or what was going on, you casually mentioned that you really liked a restaurant in that town and wanted to know if she wanted to eat there tonight
>The town was not destroyed and they are no longer required to pay tributes
>But you do eat free at that resaurant
>Anon is hailed as a hero because he just happened to be hungry at the perfect moment

>>13995801
>You will never be your waifu's right hand
>You will never help her to conquer empires and civilizations
>She will never demand you to cuddle with her every night
It hurts.

>>13995783
I want to go fisting with a Harpy

>>13995820
Be careful.

I want a slightly yandere kikimora to get a bit too forceful in caring for master!

>>13995818
>>13995819
Ouch.

>>13995820
>fisting
That brings up the thought, could I use a fairy as a hand puppet?

>>13995838
It would be extremely painful

>new yeti
>warm paws
>cute face
>heart pupils
I can't stop, I'm gonna hug the mofu before she hugs me

>>13995817

Good. It works better as a oneshot anyways.

>>13995827
>Forces her master to allow her to bathe him
>"You spent all day getting dirty. You got near other women and they got their filth on you, but it's okay because I'll make you clean again."
>Scrubbing him for over an hour
>Muttering "Must be clean" over and over again

>>13995817
Shut up

>>13995843
She's a big bird

>>13995779

sure, pick it up, nothing can go wrong

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4wM5KvUGEc

>>13995817
I'm still pissed about it to this day. I'd happily lose almost all of the currently active writefags to get a few of the older ones back.

>>13995853
For Snuffleupagus.

>>13995855
So I'll be covered in little wocks? How awful. I'll take three.

>>13995866
No! You're not supposed to take any of them!

>>13995815
This. There might be the occasional sketch of her being a total mary sue, but most of the detailed artwork of her is nice and not annoying in the slightest. It helps that she actually acts like a Lilim too, and not a special snowflake that that other OC lilim.

>>13995866
>taking the wock
Don't do it anon.

lovely moth

>>13995871
>>13995874
But they'll so small and cute! What could possibly go wrong?

>>13995879
Indeed

>>13995844
What do yeti paws feel like?

>>13995880
What COULDN'T go wrong?

>>13995887
>b-but they are all female! why do they keep breeding?
>mfw

>>13995879
I was down with her until she started killing the guy's loved ones for seeing her.

That, gentlemen, is how a yandere falls from pure fear boner material and into the kill-it-with-fire category.

>>13995873
I just like her because she's the perfect smug shitposter who'd mock human boy rights. Being told to get back in the kitchen makes my dick rock hard.

Kejourou butt

>>13995885
Like bags of FUCK HUGE paws

>>13995887
They seem harmless.

>>13995885
Happiness covered in fur.

>>13995892
The mom got in the way of shota cuddles and she lived anyway.

>>13995892
Didn't she have a heart attack

>>13995894
If only all men could be good little sluts like you.

>>13995894
My nigga

>>13995885
Yeti paws are huge. I know the other girls have big hands but Yeti's are just ridiculous. How could they perform any basic day to day activities with paws that could individually smother you if they felt inclined?

>>13995914
skill
and their paws are optimized for optimal hugs and transmission of warmth, some sacrifices have to be made

>>13995910
>>13995913

Get out, lilims. If you must pretend to be men then at least put more effort in that the fake mustaches. No man in their right mind would wear a dress that shows that much cleavage.

>>13995921
I just know my place in life, unlike some people.

>>13995921

>>13995914
Bigger keyboards, bigger cutlery, bigger everything small and delicate

You could make a killing selling big, meaty paw friendly items, and the good news is you can still sell the original Xbox controller at you store

>>13995937
I can just imagine Mari laughing at our stupid arguments, all the while writing down our IPs and handing them to her sisters/subordinates for easy husbandoing.

>>13995948
Which is why Mari would be a great girl.

>>13995937
i like how a slut with the world's smallest titties is acting all high and mighty

>>13995945
I was originally going to make an Xbox HUEG joke in the first post, but I thought the reference was too old.

Yeah, I can see certain people (Tanukis) capitalizing on the need for bigger tools and items for certain species.

>>13995921
Human Boys belong in the kitchen, serving their wife and loving them, and raising the daughters their wife graciously grants them. Being subservient to Monster Girls is their natural place, they love it.

>>13995952
>>13995960

Mari pls

>>13995956
I think Mari has the prettier face, but Deruella wins on the tits department.

>>13995960
Haven't you got a cat to OD, bitch?

>>13995956
Can't they change their bodies at will?

>>13995969
See how grumpy men are without a monstergirl? This is why we need them.

>>13995960
>Lilims are canonically godlike and can cross dimensions while not even giving a shit
>meaning they could theoretically come to our reality and the only thing possibly stopping that is the sheer number of universes in the multiverse limiting the probability
>but it still means at least one of our shitposters could actually be a lilim

Fuck you for bringing this upon us, KC.

>>13995980

[angry human noises]

>>13995980
Monsters need men. Men do not need monsters.

>>13995991
>Human Boy Rights activists actually think this
Sounds like someone needs a good Ving back to reality

>>13995960
>>13995980
Can confirm this

>>13995991
>Humbabies actually believe this

>>13995987
>The guy who posts about paladins being the best because of their boymakers is actually a Lilim shitposting

>>13995960
Are Lilims and Amazons buddies?

>>13995997
The Ving is fun, but the "cultural enrichment" is not.

Because if monstergirls suddenly invaded our world all progress would fly out the window, civilization would become a stagnant hedonistic shitfest and Metal Gear Solid 5 would probably be delayed again. We'd all be having amazing sex but I'd like humanity to have a future too.

>>13996020
>Implying humanity has a future as it is
Big corporations are constantly trying to eat away at your rights, along with Jews. Just look at the TPP. Humanity will kill itself, that's why we need Monster Girls.

>>13995783
I want harpies to stop getting entangled in my fishing gear.

>>13995987
This made me realize:
>Lilims have the power of gods, to create entire basement universes and to control the wills of every living thing around them
>so what is the only thing they ever do with this overwhelming power?
>they use it to cum.

>>13995987
>>13996006

What if you were the only human posting on /mgt/ and you never knew it?

>>13996020
Not really, the world guides imply that monster controlled have a pretty good standard of living, not to mention they do have jobs and culture.

Also,>>13996024

>>13996031
>Lilims lose control of their power when climaxing
>A particularly amazing fuck causes an unknown Lilim to scream out at orgasm and release a massive explosion of energy into the void
>this explosion expanded and cooled into an every growing, massive universe
>we all came into being because someone made our creator squeal too hard.

>>13996037
The culture is almost entirely based on sex which might sound fun now, but would get boring and cringy rather quickly.
The jobs part is unsustainable because monsters just wander off and fuck their husband whenever they feel like it because hedonism. Also full moons - should you be lucky/unlucky enough to stay single you'd need to cover for everyone who can't come in the day after because they fucked each other to exhaustion.

>>13996032
I can't be. They'd have found out and I'd be in a Shirohebi's "love basement" by now.

>>13996066
>The culture is almost entirely based on sex which might sound fun now, but would get boring and cringy rather quickly.
Sounds like someone just isn't fucking properly.

>The jobs part is unsustainable because monsters just wander off and fuck their husband whenever they feel like it because hedonism
No, you need to remember this is a world with Monster Girls, Magic, and Steampunk-ish machines and automatons. Society could sustain itself, and the only jobs people themselves would have would be human ones that people would actually want to be. There's no shit jobs, only fun ones like merchants, bards, knights, that stuff.

>Also full moons - should you be lucky/unlucky enough to stay single you'd need to cover for everyone who can't come in the day after because they fucked each other to exhaustion.
Just think of it like Sunday when all the stores are closed.

>>13996072
How do you know that several Anons already haven't met the same fate?
>The only reason we all think monster girls aren't real is because the few guys who were lucky enough to land one are doing their damndest to convince us they're not real

I want to travel through a dark forest with a small, adorable Kobold and a Mucus Toad while a completely nightmarish forest-dwelling Wendigo stalks us through the night!

>>13996128
>nightmarish forest-dwelling Wendigo
That's not a nice thing to call her.

>>13996150
Well, she's terrifying, she lives in a forest, and she's a Wendigo. What do you want me to call her, an adorable ocean-dwelling Wererabbit?

>>13996159
The shy, blushing Wendigo is better, you call her nightmarish you'll make her cry

>>13996187

Poor Wendigo

>>13996187
She's hunting us down and trying to turn us into trees so that we can be ground up into fuel for a lantern to keep her soul alive! That's pretty fucking horrifying! And I just realized that there probably aren't many people here who get what I'm referencing.

>>13996199
Does she have a deep sexy voice?

>>13996212
Yep, and she's one hell of an opera singer.

>>13996109
You can not prove this.
You will never be able to!

I wanna operate a Wurmwash

>Die Monster Girls! You don't belong in this world!

>>13996258
This is important, will there be rubber duckies?

>>13996265
Lilim pls

>>13996243
Yeah, it's stupid. Monstergirls aren't real and even if they werehelpme she whon't llet meout please I dont even likespiders sendhlep plese

>>13996267
Ohhh, yeah , not him, but that is important!

I want to watch pretentious arthouse films with a Wight!

>>13996267
>>13996276
There will be rubber duckies of all sizes

>>13996279
I want to watch 80s horror films with a Jabberwock!

>You want the tip o' our dicks do ya? Well how about the tip of our swords instead monster!

Wurms are the worst dragon by a wide margin

>>13996286
I want to watch revenge films with a sexually frustrated Sahuagin.

I wanna wade in a wavepool with a Wurm.

>>13996286
I want to watch a documentary on cardboard boxes with a lich and wonder if she's doing this as a behavioural study on me!

>>13996290
Here's the tip, AND A SPEAR BEHIND IT

This is the cutest bug and you can not convince me otherwise.

>>13996290
Paladins pls, you want the best for humankind so don't stand on their way uplifting human women and making happy men.

>>13996348
Gross and icky. She needs to be smushed.

>>13996348
I wanna sniff her armpits!

>>13996371
You'll choke on your vomit and die in front of her!

>>13996371
>>13996360
You are awful!

>>13996376
I'm not awful! I love her, even if she's smelly and neetish!

>>13996376
She's awful for living! She should sit in the loser corner with centaurs and monoeyes!

>>13996378
>she's smelly
Stop this meme.

REMOVE COWTITS

>>13996386
She probably would smell, to be honest.

>>13996389
Subtlety isn't one of the sabbath's strongest points, is it?

>>13996376
you're awful for finding this thing attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzF0GKfOvRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1609rCmfVLc

>>13996398
>video mentions how devoted they are as mothers
Damn right I do

>>13996424
Don't fall for their propaganda!

test

>>13996348
She is cute. If it weren't for the whole poison thing they got going on, which is a turn off for me, I think they'd be pretty cuddly.

Honestly, I liken them to lamias without the danger of being crushed to death in the winter.

Also
>>13996386
I agree. Not much else to add, really.

>>13996487
Eh.

>>13996482
but their poison is literally just
>she bites you
>you feel really, REALLY good.

>>13996482
You don't want to be a junkie for your waifu?

>>13996487
jiang-shi a cute.

>>13996504
So I assume the whole "getting addicted" thing is just threadcannon?

>>13996507
In the event I can get addicted, I feel like it would make working to support us a bit harder than it needs to be, getting the shakes in the middle of my shift and all.

If not, then bring it on, I guess. The poison could help me loosen up after a tough day of work, along with giving each other much cuddling and loving.

>>13995879
>>13995884
A shit forever.

>>13996487
Undead master race is cutest again.
Or they would were it not for small breed arachne.

>>13996487
>That trigger discipline
Horrendous. At least those sexy Spectre M4s make up for it.

>>13996487
Mummy and "green" are the best. Although green looks kinda dangerous.
I support the Pharaoh

>>13996552
Hey,
It's not like a miss-fire is going to kill anyone.

>>13996557
What if she hits harpy girls overhead?

>>13996564
Zombie harpies.

>>13996487
Jiang Shi a best

>>13996530
chances are you're more likely to get addicted to KC's MAMONOMAJOKKOROJOMOJO mana bullshit than the actual poison, and the poison itself would probably be just as addictive as something like sex or masturbation.

>>13996569
I dont think it works like that.

>>13996487
I wonder how /hbg/ would make their own version of these.

>>13996389
Do you suck dicks?

>>13996265
It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh, I was called here by /mgt/, who wish to pay me tribute

>>13996593
>Doctor! Hows my daughter?!
>Well sir, it took a little work after that nasty bullet hole but she'll be up and walking as soon as the spells completed.
>Oh? So your going to magically he-
>Oh no, she's dead. We're just making her a zombie.

>>13996596
Not him, but that's just too massive for anyone to enjoy, unless you have a gigantic dick, that is. Her meat would barely even move around your dick if she tried to give you a paizuri.

>>13996601
Tribute? I just want to fuck and chuck any girl not in my harem.

>>13996596
Not him but I suck tits.

And I want to make a witch drain those tits dry.

>>13996606
Perhaps the same could be said of all women

>>13996605
No one cares gaybo.

>>13996604
Turning someone into an undead monstrosity without a loved ones permission.
Who is this doctor? I want to purge him

>>13996398
It's kinda pointless to compare MGs to there inspirations. For example, the Mantis should kill you after you have sex.

>>13996608
Excuse you?

>>13996487
Gimme some of that cold and clammy Jiang Shi business.

>>13996615
You shouldn't be skipping school, special ed.

>>13996530
>you feel really, REALLY good
You should probably expect psychological dependence.

>>13996627
>ooh look at me, I have no imagination and the sex drive of a eunuch so if I don't enjoy fuckhuge tits it means no one does

Fuck off Ann.

>>13996639
>ooh look at me, I have a fetish for fuckhuge tits and if people don't enjoy fuckhuge tits like I do it means they are gay

Fuck off autismo. I had enough of your kind for one lifetime.

>>13996655
You barged in with remove cowtits bs, so you don't get to be defensive boy diddler.

>>13996667
That wasn't me, dumbass. Also

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke

Keep getting mad over mundane shit, kid.

>>13996670
You're still the guy who said no one would enjoy huge tits, which is nothing more than your unasked for and worthless opinion, so go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>13996679
Same goes to you for being a faggot getting fanny flustered over a joke post. Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>13996636
At that point I'd be just as liable to develop a psychological dependence over regular sexytimes with a cute Oomudake even without the venom.

>>13996683
>joke
>I was just pretending to be retarded

Whatever you say you friendless unfunny puke.

>>13996687
*Oomukade

>>13996487
Now translated

>>13996688
>hurr any joke post that I don't pick up on at first is either serious or someone's attempt at pretending to be retarded!

I'm done with you, shitstick.

>>13996694
Early zombie a shit

>>13996694
Early Zombie a qt.

>>13996487
>>13996694
>early zombie is wearing a red jacket

>>13996694
>ducking out life force

Time for a crusade.

Which monstergirl is best suited for buttfetish?

>>13996707
>going against based pharaohs
No wonder paladins are shit.

>>13996694
I'm not sure what's better, the easy going early zombie or the Jiang-shi. I want them both, I'd be a massive slut for undead types.

>>13996694
Time to play ZAPE with early zombie.

>>13996694
Hard to pick just one over another.

Zombie = Early = Jiang > Mummy

>>13996705

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3zYWUQ-z9U

>>13996721
I did not need to know this existed.

>>13996694
>We will never have a Bog Body Undead Girl
KC will grant us this right?

>>13996724
Yes you did

>>13996714
>assuming I'm a paladin
>having no self preservation instinct
>suffering life eaters

I am glad you will never breed.

>>13996728
"Life energy" is probably code for sexy times, notice how it specifies young men.

Would you go as far as to sacrifice your own life to save your waifu and daughteru(s) if it meant not coming back ever again after death?

>>13996728
I'm just saying, not everything have to be solved by purging, jeez.
That projection really hurt me anon.

>>13996714
>paladins being the first choice for anti-pharaoh
>Not delicious Grape Snakes

>>13996735
So she's an ara~ara~? Even better.
>>13996740
I support pharaoh, but I like to think their feud is nothing more than a stupid fight between childhood friends.
Nothing a bit of hate-sex reconciliation cannot solve.

>>13996737
Do my saves get deleted too?

>>13996735
>EMG=MGE

>>13996739
>suck out the life force of young men just to preserve their beauty
>it's a placebo, so it's pointless in the end and draining them for naught

You can die alongside your life eating whores

I kinda like Okayado's long dnagling limbs and huge breasts/hips.

>>13996752
>EMG=MGE
>People seriously believe MGE is the only setting where life energy can be taken through sex
May I direct you to many other works with similar themes or hell, maybe one of the dozens of mythical creatures throughout history around the world who lived off having sex with humans?

>>13996752
Ah, purgefags get mad so easily.
Nobody is forcing you, man.

Go hug your own shit waifu and calm down.

>>13996735
It's Okayado, his monster girls are actually dangerous instead of just being waifus

>>13996762
>Life eaters
>royalty
>believing for one second they're not kidnapping young men left and right to satisfy their needs, heedless of the harm they cause

BITCHES. DIE.

>>13996763
>mad
>implying I'm not just fed up with "monsters can do no wrong" idiots

K

>>13996348
>>13996376
>>13996424
they're great. Like Lamias but better. I love their slightly needy, embarrassed personalities.

I want one to accidentally poison me when we hug for the first time and then feel really bad about it even though I don't mind because I love her.

>>13996765
>monster girls are actually dangerous
Only when it's convenient for the plot or can be played for comedic effect. Don't kid yourself, they're there only to be waifus.

>everyone's fighting over monmusume

Hey guys! New Overlord!

>>13996777
>that manga will never be updated
WHY

>>13996775
>several girls noted to hate humans
>multiple girls have lethal poison, will digest you on contact
>Okayado lamias all lack self control and will crush your bones

>>13996768
Paladin-kun pls

>>13996781
>Okayado lamias all lack self control and will crush your bones
That's always and only been played for laughs

>>13996781
>several girls noted to hate humans
Literally means nothing.
>multiple girls have lethal poison, will digest you on contact
Completely unutilized, might as well not exist.
>multiple girls have lethal poison, will digest you on contact
Used for comedic effect.

>>13996765
>>13996781
I'm probably going to get some shit, but leaving aside the funposting of purge vs life-eater, I think that specific point is actually better KC's perfect wish-fulfillment hugbox.

Apart from being more realistic it leaves room for other kind of stories where the mg falls in love and has to overcome her monster instincts or hatred for humans for the sake of her man, etc.
I like that kind of romantic dilemmas, or even "forbidden love" if it comes to that.
Also the comedic effect as other guy says.
>inb4 monstergirls realism hurd durr
Yeah yeah, I'm not saying I don't like KC, just stating shit.

Now back on the funposting.
>>13996771
>>implying I'm not just fed up with "monsters can do no wrong" idiots
Please, oh great paladin-kun~, point me where I implied this in my degenerate comments.

>>13996791
>better KC's
"better than KC's" I meant

>>13996783
You even referenced mythology, you know, that sourcebwhere 99.9% of the time life eaters kill their prey, sometimes instantly, sometimes gradually? You be food if you want, I'm gonna be over here destroying mummies and not being a dumbass memer.

>>13996790
>Literally means nothing.
Google "literally".

I wish to remove a dragon's scales.

>>13996791
>purger no purging! purger no purging!

Cry more

>>13996802
They need those to measure the gold content in the coins of their hoard. How could you, you monster.

>>13996802
That's sick and painful, shame on you. How would you like it if someont pulled off one of your fingernails?

>>13996795
>killing brown milfs demigods that support coexistence and relationship between humans and mgs in their innocent sleep
Seriously? And you'll even think you're better than them and that you're doing a "favor" to mg lovers.

>>13996808
I don't get that, sorry.

>>13996814
Dunno, I never tried.

>>13996818
Every single one of you can rot for all I care. Mummies are getting DEAD dead and that's all there is to it.

>>13996819
I want to make a monster girl cry tears of pain and/or regret!

>>13996836
I want you to cry tears of pain and/or regret.

>>13996836
I want to fight monstergirls to the death!

>>13996836
I want to spank a dullahan until she can no longer ride.

Don't you want to live in an enchanted forest? Get married to a beautiful perfect waifu that can tend to any injury? There's even those other girls in the woods that you could visit.

>>13996834
>they're the best chance we'll ever have to live happy with monstergirls
>"I don't care!! I'll make them DEAD!"
But anon, they're already dead.

>>13996855

No.

Too many plants in the forest. I don't like plants!

>>13996855
I like the personality of Unicorns, but I don't like horse pussy.

>>13996860
I know that pain. They're really beautiful and nice, and would love to ride one, but I'm not fucking a horse.

>>13996855
I'd miss th conveniences of civilization. That said, Unicorns are my favorite Centaur variants, horse pussy or not.

>>13996855
I've been violated by human women. That's enough to bar me from the wonders of the enchanted forest for life.

>>13996856
>best chance


Shill harder, I almost believe you.

>>13996875
But it's true tho. Their dream is to fulfill that goal and some have godlike powers.

What other mg gives a better chance than them?
Asking seriously, I'm curious.

>>13996859
Then remove the L and just act like they don't exist like a normal person.

>>13996867

What about if demonic energy detected if you liked it or not and automatically adjusted her body to either a centaur or bipedal configuration?

>>13996884
I think you're confused. No one's talking about MGE's pharaohs, but okayado's life stealing mummies.

>>13996845
>>13996853
>>13996854
I want to overload the reactors!

>>13996703

She seems pretty chill to me.

>>13996888

Remove the L? What does that mean?

>>13996889
Like the centaur girl from Dog Days? I would fuck her stupid.

No I mean it, I would fuck her so hard and often she'd become retarded.

>>13996902
No pants allowed. I'm a free spirit. FEEL THE BREEZE.

>>13996897
Fair enough then. I understand your position.
But I still hold mine too >>13996791

>>13996907

Now I'm just confused.

>>13996907
Put your pants back on, Dave.

>>13996916
Fuck plants with no pants.

>>13996916
I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

>>13996917
Put your pants back on, you're scaring the Alraunes.

>>13996922
Remove the L again.
'Ara'une. Aged to perfection
Ara ara and no pants. The dream is real.

>>13996911
You're still wrong though.

Gorgons.
Legs or snake tail?

>>13996931
Leg tail

>>13996931
Legs.
Preferably no snake hair either.

>>13996931
I'd say 'legs' but I've been exposed to Delphyne from marvel comics

>>13996931
Either, but I'm with >>13996938 on snake hair.

>>13996931
Almost seems like a chance to make up some bullshit on the spot and filter both into different subcategories.

>>13996930
If you're referring to my opinion on the hugbox thing, eh.
At that point is just a matter of different opinions (and I'm pretty sure what I stated was just obviousshit ).

If you mean regarding the mummies, what can I say? Good luck in your quest I guess.

>>13996802
I want to break a screwdriver trying to pry a Wurm's scales off!

>>13996931
That moment when she goes full monoeye mid-coitus.

>>13996948
On Pharaohs. Like every monster they just want a husband and will happily lock herself in her royal chambers humping the days away while the kingdom burns, so I say unto you phooey! Monstergis can't lead shit.

>>13996938
>>13996944
Isn't that just a regular human or lamia?

>>13996931
Snake tail always.

Which monstergirl is best suited for spanking?

>>13996960
NOOOOOOOOPE! NO! Why would you do that?!

>>13996968
Alps

>>13996968
Kakuen.

>>13996975
Doesn't ring any bell.

>>13996964
You can make a perfectly good Medusa without any ugly snake parts.

>>13996975
a shit.

>>13996855
>enchanted forest
How different does this make it from a regular forest?

>>13996980
Fuck off weeaboo.

>>13996977
Kakyoin?

>>13996980
What's that? A blind kunoichi?

>>13996978
My bell would ring if I heard an Alp yelp while bent over my knee as I smacked her bare flesh, and then she looked up at me with tears in her eyes, but that's just me.

>>13996980
>that eight part bdsm doujin with her and shiro

OH MAMA

>>13996975
>>13996990
That's wrong. Alps are not for spanking. They're for spoiling and loving!

>>13996989
Nah, it's perfection.

>>13996990
Aren't alps closet faggots or something like that?

>>13996975
This.
Small, pert Alp butts. Big, juicy Alp rumps. All made for spanking.

>>13996997
No that's people who like them.

>>13996997
Alps are monstergirls, but okay, let's have this argument again until the mods come and ban you like they usually do.

>>13996962
Checking the encyclopedia, that's literally what happens when the Apophis corrupts her.
The Pharaoh's page says some abandon the dreams of a kingdom for their husbands, but Apophis page implies they can handle both things and many do.
It's when Apophis comes the kingdom starts to degenerate and burn down.

>>13996999
Do people that like alps alp too?

>>13996931
>A Goddess of Darkness will never secretly fawn over you like a teenage schoolgirl in her bedroom and make convoluted evil plots just to gain your attention.

>>13997001
And seeing they're part of a cycle and egyptian's love of duality, it's an inevitability. Monstergirls can't lead shit.

>>13997000
Just asking.
I googled them, and it's apparently a random guy with a subsconcious homosexual desire who turned into a monster.

>>13997003
If you mean by mamono mana, no. Unless they're would be alps theselves.

>>13996992
What? I gotta see this. Got a title or a sadpanda link?

>>13996931
snake

>>13996997
Pretty much. They're so deep in the closet some of them don't know they're gay until their dick goes poof.

>>13997018
It's maledom.

>>13997012
Welp, not disagreeing with you, but honestly this is why people around here don't stick to KC's definitions.
So that we can have shit like wolfgirl police captains and the hundreds of different settings for each mg people come up with.

>>13997012
That's why you need a powerful incubus to lead your kingdom of sex-crazed monsters.

>>13996997
Fun story, I have a gay friend who knows I'm into monster girls, and I told him about Alps. His response was "That's really fucking gay, dude."

>>13997018
Anon, please.

>>13997033
Are you implying maledom is in any way bad?

>>13997028
How are they good for spanking? Is there no masochist monster?

>You will never try and catch up with a metal Queen slime who despite her fatness is faster than even a Cheetah Jinko.
>You'll never try to penetrate her max defense hymen.
>You'll never go up 2-5 levels after fucking her

>>13997033
I still like bdsm.

>>13997039
Please what?

>>13997038
>>13997028
Alping has nothing to do with liking dicks.
It's about wanting to have a vagina down there instead of your dick, in fact.

>>13997038
Would be even an even more fun story if it actually happened.

>>13997049
All the info you need to find it was in the post you originally quoted.

>>13997035
What we do here is IMAGINATION, I don't have to write off KC to enjoy it.

>>13997051
Go read the entry again pendejo.

>>13997038
Do you think your gay friend is being tsundere and wants desperately to alp for you?

>>13997021
Anon thats a boy.

>>13997047
I dunno what bugs me more.
The fact that a Fat Slime but made of metal in contradictory
or
the fact that you think you can get 5 levels from a single metal king slime.

>>13997057
I think I found it. R.O.D.?

>>13997043
Not many here like it, I thought that you thought Rider would Dom shiro, when It's the other way around.

>>13997059
No, don't get me wrong. I'm not implying KC's work is nullified. His setting is his setting.
Pretty much what you said is my point.

>>13997073
Yep, that's the one. 8 is the best one.

>>13997037
I want to see a khepri with all that stupid jewelry off.

>>13997021
Delete this trapfag.

>>13997072
Well it could happen depending on the situation. If you are leveling up a new party member or just changed classes you may be farming the metal slimes to catch up quicker to the rest if the party.

>>13996487
>>13996694
>Bathing fetish mummy
>Jiang Shi that like morning exercise
Wonderful.

Early Zombie a cute too.

How would you get rid of your house's fairy infestation? For some reason more and more just end up appearing in your attic, making homes in the walls.

>>13997117
Fatten em. If they see that they can become blobs of fat they'll never come back!

>>13996992
I think they released a Part 9 this past Comiket.

>>13997117
Create an infestation of something that eats fairies.

>>13997117
>getting rid off

WHY?

>>13996980
Best girl
Next to the evilest elf of course.

>>13997117
>They're already in

Bwahahahaha I'm going to wake up tommorrow with no eyes and I'm going to be emotionally attached to a fetish made of twigs and leaves that they glamoured me into thinking is my child

>>13997117

Marry a spider girl.

>>13997129
Bless you, you nearer of news.

>>13997001
KC was actually asked about this by some guy who took issue with it, and was told that, as per usual, it's intended as an exaggeration; Pharaohs will still exist outside of their bedrooms, and might even chip in as advisers to the Apophis-Pharaoh, and generally no one regards the "Regime Change" as that bad a thing.

Just, life moves on, y'know?

>>13997021
I'd a Gwyndolin.

>>13997138
That's a good idea.

>>13997131
That may be going too far. How many mini-arachne do you need?

>>13997140
>KC was actually asked about this
But is the hood real or fake, tho!?

>>13997143
>>>/y/

>>13997143

I'd rather the fair lady.

>>13997139
Yup, here's the product page with some previews. Hopefully, someone'll put it up on SadPanda before too long.

http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/32/89/040030328923.html

>>13997145
Can they be mini-ushi? I know I know, just to be sure.
Fairies can actually be some sturdy motherfuckers with their magic synergy and shit.

>>13997117
Make them pay rent either by paying or by becoming a swarm of mini-maids.

>>13997149
I don't think anyone's actually asked...

Unless it's buried somewhere on his ask.fm.

>>13997153
>No international shipping

Well I guess you don't want my money then.

>>13997140
Welp, if that's true better for the Pharaoh.
The fight between Pharaoh and Apophis doesn't seem so serious now tho.
>>13997149
The hood's seems to be made from the same material as the rest of her jewels in the original picture.
I'd say is pretty obvious.

>>13997153
>cuffs, collar, stockings, inflatable buttplug
I have the most appropriate boner right now.

>>13997163
Eh, just use a proxy. It's what I do.

My C88 order is in the mail right now, and I'm ever so excited for it to arrive.

We need more purple monsters.

>>13997176
Proxy?

>>13997178
Yes.

>>13997145
Just marry a spider girl, and make tons of mini spider girls with her to get rid of the faries.

>>13997165
I'd say it's still serious to an extent. Pharaohs would still not want to just give up their Kingdoms, even if Apophi can do a decent job running 'em. But if they are disposed, they just don't carry a grudge and learn to just let it go and enjoy life.

Also I have this funny image in my head of everybody going all mellow after an Apophis takes over a Kingdom; while the Apophis herself grows ridiculously stressed out under the newfound pressures of running a Kingdom.

>>13997178
How about ones that aren't shit?

>>13997178
A winged, carnivorous monoeyed-ogre.

In other words, a one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater.

>>13997178
Green skin is best

>>13997179
>Proxy?
Yeah. They're services that'll buy and ship things internationally from websites that normally don't, for an additional fee.
I use noppin.com, for example. Simple as making an account, using their "Contact Board" to send links to what you want, and then paying. I find their price reasonable, 10% of the product cost plus an additional $10, then shipping from them to you.

>Anon and his Pharaoh wife hear reports of an Apophis sulking about on the outskirts of the Pharaoh's kingdom
>His wife says she'll handle it, and he agrees to let her
>In secret though, he brings the kingdom's chief of security on board in his secret mission to stop the Apophis before she can pose a threat
>The Anubis is uncomfortable about sneaking around behind the Pharaoh's back, but the promise of a new Lego set won her over in the end
>After a few days of information gathering and good old fashioned searching, they find what seems to be when the Apophis has made her lair
>Giving himself a day to prepare, Anon goes full Batman in the hopes that whatever tricks and gadgets he has up his sleeve will be enough to at the very least convince the would be usurper that her prey is more trouble than it's worth
>When Anon confronts her, however, he finds that he's made a very glaring error
>This Apophis can barely be considered an adult, in fact she's probably still legally a minor
>Which is confirmed when she timidly informs him that she's 16
>It seems her mother told her to find her own way and slammed the door in her face
>With the protests of the Anubis taken into consideration, Anon decides to bring the poor thing back to the palace for a hot meal
>His wife, while angry that he went off on his own and ended up bringing the girl back with him, agrees to listen to her story and offers the Apophis a room for the night
>A night turns into a week, a week into a month and a month into a year
>6 years later, Anon's wife exasperatedly asks the Apophis when it is that she'll be finally leaving
>"You might be his wife, but I'm still his mistress, and a mistress will never abandon her man"
>The Pharaoh looks at Anon, and with just enough of a change in tone to show she's not serious, asks him "You just had to bring her home, didn't you?

>>13997262
Remove grapesnake.

>>13997262
I'm surprised the Pharaoh isn't more worried about what that Apophis is saying...

>>13997262
>>The Anubis is uncomfortable about sneaking around behind the Pharaoh's back, but the promise of a new Lego set won her over in the end

1 stinky oomukade out of 5

>>13997117
>making homes in the walls
I'm imagining something like pic related inside the walls in a house. The comfy would be unbearable.

>Let fairies who have nowhere to go stay in your house
>Offer then basic things like water or food when they're in need
>Surprisingly, they keep to themselves most of the time, getting rid of rats with their magic and helping you keep your place clean
>One day their representative asks you if you'd like to visit their "world" for a day as thanks for giving them a home
>You ask her how it would be even possible for you to do that, since you're practically a giant for them, too big to even get inside the wall
>She shrinks you to fairy size and pulls you into the mouse hole which serves as the entrance to the wall
>You walk in and see this

>>13997262
>The Anubis is uncomfortable about sneaking around behind the Pharaoh's back, but the promise of a new Lego set won her over in the end
Stopped reading right there.

>>13997262
It was good up until he dicked the Apophis. Why can't she just be a cute adopted daughteru who grows up with a Pharaoh mother?

>>13997262
>Anon and his Pharaoh wife
Dropped. Furries are shit even the cosplay tier furries.
Yiff in hell.

>>13997262
Why the hell in all the stories about Pharaoh-Apophis the Pharaoh is the one that always gets the short stick?
>always loses to Apophis
>portrayed as the bad side in those school ones
>the Apophis is the misunderstood good girl that din'du nuffin'
>gets netorared from time to time
People sure love degeneration and corruption, huh?
Seriously, the only time I've seen were the Pharaoh had it genuinely good is in pic related.
Brown-milf suffering should be a crime.

>>13997291
Because some of us actually want to have sex with monstergirls.

Whiner!

>>13997294
How the hell is Pharoh furry?

>>13997298
Well how about a story with a Purple MILF being forced to adopt a brown loli?

>>13997307
As long as the mini-pharaoh doesn't suffer.
Will the purple milf teach her the ways of darkness and evil?
>>13997304
Anon, that guy is obviously parodying posts that spout "c-cosplay tier!" like >>13997300
Don't take it seriously.

>>13997298
>the Apophis is the misunderstood good girl that din'du nuffin'
Fucking this.

>>13997291
The Apophis is voiced by Risa. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to not dick her.

>>13997187
Like Apophis?

>>13997314
I'm >>13997300, what do you mean?

>>13997262
>pushing the Anubis lego thing

It was dumb before, it's obnoxious now.

>>13997329
Aren't you implying the Pharaoh is not a monstergirl?

>>13997262
>Lego anubis
>Dude fucking someone else than his wife
It's shit

>>13997343
>Not not fucking your wife
>2015

>>13997298
Wasn't there one with a Pharaoh just going ut with her boyfriend, and that ended fine?
Then again, there was no grapesnakes involved, so that point is kind of invalid.

>>13997348
>2015
>being a faggot

>>13997338
No.

>>13997361
Why would you want to fuck you wife?

>>13997350
I remember a greentext where she got dumped because she wasn't as good as a lamia.

>>13997348
>Not having multiple wives to fuck
>Not fucking the maid anyways

>>13997374
Well, you know.

>>13997348
>not being a loyal waifufag
Disdain for plebs.jpg

>>13997383
Wait, are you one of those guys who takes the tenets of waifuism dead serious? The kind who don't even fap to the one they pick? Really? Pls be joking.

>>13997392
We have several of them here in these threads.

>>13997350
I think there was one were both girls used to be best friends but they got in a stupid quarrel.
The story was about them reconciling (through the help of a poor guy trapped in the crossfire maybe?) and things ended good for both girls I think (being friends again and what not).
But that's it.
The rest of stories are either Apophis winning or Pharaoh learning her "well deserved" lesson of humility.

>>13997367
To put things clear, let me explain myself better.
I'm not as deluded to insist she's as monstergirl as the rest. That's obviously not the case just by looking at her.
She's practically an undead human with god powers, but still part of the setting.
It's just that some people use that to diminish and discredit her, which is the whole point of the "cosplay-tier" shit.
I thought you were one of those.
Very sorry for my mistake.

>>13997383
Just for that, I'll cuck my waifu extra hard. I'll fuck her own sister when she's at work and create pornos with big scary monstergirls.

>>13997392
I am mostly joking. Though I am big on monogamy.

>>13997404
Oh no, anything but that!

>>13997406
That' not all, I'll divorce her and marry some ugly trash, like a monoeye and take my waifu's Wii U!

>>13997412
Scum, you'll never get away with this.

>>13997401
>Very sorry for my mistake.

No big, these threads will fuck you up.

>>13997412
>Making her Ashley Birtch

Son, that's a borderline warcrime

>>13997376
My political sibling of non Caucasian descent.

>>13997348
>>13997376
>>13997404
>>13997412

Hey kid.
Yeah, you. I'm talking to you.
Ya wanna see some ghost boobs?

>>13997376
>>13997432
>not fucking the tomboy tall fitgirl butler
It's like you guys are faggots on purpose.

I'm going to walk into MGC with a big sign that says "Free Hugs" and give out free hugs to all takers.

>>13997441
>It's like you guys are faggots on purpose.
Well...

>>13997442
You're going to get raped almost immediately.

>>13997449
No rape.
Just hugs.

>>13997451
Hugrape.
Cuddlerap.

>all this talk of cucking

Just felt like sharing this.

http://i.imgur.com/Nlc8M6O.png

>>13997451
That's the same thing for the Sandworm.

>>13997441
>tomboy
Ok
>Tall
Nah

>>13997457
>saved over his PS3 games
That's how you know the copypasta is fake. Ps3 has no games.

>>13997455
No, just hugs.
No cuddlerap either, I dislike that music.

>>13997461
Hey, I'll hug the squishy pink her or the hard shell, whichever she prefers

>>13997457
>Over his PS3 games
All those replies are right, that man is a monster

>>13997471
>I dislike that music.
That's discriminatory to the poor brown Yetis stuck in the mountains and kept down by the white snow! They're just trying to make a living!

>>13997470
This meme is so stale, I think you might've just killed everyone with food poisoning.

>>13997283
>>13997290
>>13997343
I think it wouldn't be so bad here if it weren't so unnecessary. Not to mention, the story never clarifies a time or setting. If it were like, school yard shenanigans, then fine, Lego'd work great as a bribe. But if she's the adviser to an actual ruler of a Kingdom, then it's pretty silly. Bribe her with an adult version instead. Like a plot of land, a crew, and a budget with which to build her dream home in return for her services.

I want to sleep with a gazer and then high-tail it in the morning after wiping all her saves

>>13997491
>you might've just killed everyone with food poisoning
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. The bandwagon was too tempting.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/45906876/#45908011

>>13997291
>adopting a grapesnake daughter
There was only way that could end.

>>13997492
>not bricking her systems as well

>>13997470
>Meanwhile, far away, NEET Gazers and Jabberwocks everywhere suddenly felt hot and wet, as if some Anon somewhere just hit their right spot

>>13997509
Then they immediately went celibate due to these anons.
>>13997501
>>13997492

>You are driving home from work.
>Your back is killing you from standing on your feet all day.
>The thoughts of your Oomukade wife help you stay conscious for the ride home.
>Sure enough, you barely open the door when you hear her skittering towards you.
>She immediately makes a beeline towards you, wrapping you in a hug and coiling her long body around you.
>"Welcome home, dear! I missed you so so so much!"
>"I missed you too, honey. Work sure was tough, though."
>"Aww, don't worry sweetie. I'll take good care of you."
>She brings the both of you to the living room, where she grabs you in her upper legs, and lies the both of you down on the couch.
>Removing your shirt, she pokes you in the back, giving you a small dose of venom in the right spot.
>Almost immediately, the aches and pains in your back melt away into pure pleasure, amplified by her soft hands giving a firm back rub.
>Meanwhile, her upper feet are rippling around you, giving full-body hugs.
>"You look so cute when you're relaxed like this! I'm so glad I met such a caring, hardworking husband."
>"Thanks sweetie. I'm glad I met such a loving wife."
>"You're such a charmer! How does dinner sound? I got it all ready for us."
>"Sounds great. Then we can get back to work making you into a mother and me into a father."

>>13997498
With tender hugs and sappy words of appreciation?
https://youtu.be/GAAI2Out5b8?t=41s

>>13997523
I-...what is this, exactly?

>>13997523
That was nice. However

>Not having the Oomukade be the frustrated business lady and you be the house husband, and her coming home everyday to take her frustrations from work out by hunting you like the prey you are

I want some more stuff about Oomukades being sadistic ferocious predators.