/jp/ - Otaku Culture

hahaha shit

>>13988442
First for Familiars!

Me, my dick and my tail.

I'm a futa MG.

I want to _hug a Lamia!

>>13988438
>tfw no version of MGE similar to Strangereal, where multiple factions are going at it

KC needs to expand the setting a bit more. Add some good human nations, some bad human nations, some good monster girl nations/factions, and a couple bad monster girl nations/factions.

How else can we have a tabletop RPG if it's just "monster girl adventurers wander around looking for husbands"? Gotta have villains! Conflicts! Problems to solve with lewds!

>>13988442
Why is she shitting a snake?

>>13988446
Their hands are so tiny.

I want to hug a thunderbird

>>13988442
>What has two legs in the morning, four legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
I dunno, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.

Give her the B.

>>13988448
What kind of monster?
Can I date you?

>>13988456
>Thundergirl Babymetal OC never

>>13988455
good meaty paws are objectively shit.

>>13988450
You could always come up with your own. Isn't part of DMing taking your own liberties with whatever setting book you use?

>>13988460
Why is she so fat?

>>13988464
So you prefer to draw itty bitty atrophied hands then.

>>13988462
For a second there I thought she was shooting lightning out of her cunt.

>>13988461
BTW im an alp

dont hit on me u silly boys

remember don't chase the cockatrice let the cockatrice chase you

>tfw no shy/stalker cockatrice waifu

>>13988442
Easy you, you'll be pinned against a wall while making breakfast, doggy style mid day and leg hiked up at night while annoying all the neighbors.

>>13988476
You're a girl, dummy.

Your favorite monster girl is now in your favorite game.

What happens?

>>13988476
I'll still date you.

>>13988460
Could she handle it?

>>13988486
no Im a boy trapped in a girls body
ask my futadick

>>13988450
There's already plenty of conflict, all factions could be interpreted as good or evil or both at the same time. You have cultists and batshit insane lilims like Druella who corrupt everything, genocidal paladins, a looming threat of a "whoever wins we lose" scenario for regular humans..

>>13988487
I masturbate furiously to a wight being gangbanged and cumflated by beasts in Old Yharnam.

>>13988487
Y'know, as far as a favorite game goes, I don't want to say FFXIV, but the time I spend on it speaks for itself...

I suppose I start ogling all the players who switch to the species, and all the NPCs?
Alternatively, Bloodborne. In which if NPC, instant waifu. If enemy I make it a habit to actively avoid so as to never kill them.

>>13988496
Ok, now your RPing, so shut the fuck up.

>>13988499
That's illegal in USA.

Enjoy your prison trip.

>>13988456
>A Thunderbird will never wrap her wings around you and work out the cramps in your back by electrically stimulating them
That sounds like it'd be nice.

The most huggable

>>13988490
She'll be a drooling mess by the end of it.

>>13988501
MY RPing?

>>13988506
enjoy ur b& for being lewd

>>13988487
>Dormouse in monster hunter
I really don't know.

>>13988503
I don't think america has laws on supernatural monsters, but then I'm not in america either.

>You will never have a yandere Kikimora.

>>13988487
All that changes is that the Werewolves in the Bloodmoon expansion pack are now sexy.

Will monstergirls stop bullying me if I cry?

>>13988506
Damnit anon. I can't fap right now, dinner is almost ready.

>>13988517
If it's a beast it's still bestiality.

>>13988487
>Crow tengu in mabinogi
Perpetual cute adventures with nerd bird

>>13988515
You're the one being hunted.

>>13988522

That'll encourage them further.

>>13988487
>dark priestess in thief 2
i-i dont know what happens

>>13988499
>Masturbating while your favorite MG is being gangbanged by monstrous blood-mutant wolf beasts
Worse than cuck.

I mean I agree it's a hot image but geez anon.

I want to cumflate a thunderbird!

>>13988520
I want a yandere meido of any species.
>>13988522
I hope you're into lap sitting.

>>13988522
They will bully you until your dick is unable to cry anymore tears of joy.

>>13988514
It's censored tho.

>>13988525
Monsteriality Nigger have you even seen the game? Those things are far from natural.

>>13988514
It's okay, anon. It has Japanese tiny black bar censors. It's a good thing too, otherwise it might actually be lewd

>>13988487
>cockatrice in senran kagura

ALL MY YES!

>>13988487
>Yeti in Metal Gear Solid
Yeti doesn't forget the basics of Close Quarters Cuddles, and Otacon thinks this is just like his monster girl animes

>>13988530
Eh, she ain't my waifu. She's just from the same race as my waifu.

>>13988531
I'd do that to an alice.
Then I'd plug her up so she panics in the morning after forgetting what we did and comes to me in near tears to show off her cumstuffed belly

>>13988522
Maybe they will stop when an amazon smash them to the ground and proceeds to snu snu you.

>>13988522
Is it wrong that I want to be Cuddled by the Smug Squad after they accidentally take their bullying too far?

>>13988537
>Inari in MG
How.

>>13988542
Is your waifu a Lich? second guess the cuck of all monster girls Dhampir

>>13988543
Better hope she's not a Wonderland Alice.

Once they visit wonderland, Alices loses their daily amnesia and can get pregger'd.

>>13988542
So if in this situation you have a waifu, why're you jerking it onto another girl's tits, instead of getting a HJ from your waifu?

>>13988531
I want to cumflate a Minotaur, Ogre and Hellhound all at the same time!

>>13988551
Of course not.

Then I wouldn't get to watch her struggle to put on her dress for a little while before she bashfully asks me to help her get it on because she's too big.

>>13988520
I want a slightly yandere kiki to cut my tendons with bolt cutters so I can never raise a hand to her or escape while she takes care of anything for her precious anon

>>13988543
I also want to cumflate an alice, gandarvha, and kitsune.

preferably anally.

>>13988487
My favorite futa Alp is in Genderbender Twister!!!!

>>13988546
>accidentally

>>13988549
>Lich
You think I'm anubiscucker don't you? Wait, he and lichanon were the same person, right?

>>13988552
No way I'd have a waifu in the bloodborne setting. I don't want either of us to go insane and kill the other. What a bullshit way to go.

>>13988555
>slightly yandere
Nigga.

>>13988555
You're my nigga. I really need to be punished.

>>13988551
>>13988554

>But too late anon will learn that she, in fact, was a Wonderland Alice faking amnesia. Now with anon's seed planted in her growing belly, he cannot escape in accordance with MGC Shotgun Wedding By-Laws.

>>13988557
That would be good.
But the best thing about the alice is you can tell her you now how to fix her 'problem' and then go for another round and filling her up again before you two fall asleep.
Letting you repeat it the next day only she's a bit bigger because you never emptied her out.

>>13988487
>Ushi-Oni in TF2
Eh, not really a good combination.

I'd rather like to see all kinds monster girl troops in M&B, or a Total War game.

>>13988559
No.

>>13988487
>Fire Emblem Awakening
So is it my favorite as Robin, or is it all my favorites as the entire cast?

>>13988561
>What a bullshit way to go
Well fair enough. Suppose in that case, it really is better to just get off to the misfortune of a girl you might otherwise waifu.

>>13988559
>>13988577

It's probably that same troll who wrote the Tio futa on /a/'s mgt yesterday. Please do not be stupid enough to feed the obvious troll guys.

>>13988577
YES!

>>13988487
God picking out my absolute favorite game is kind of hard
>Alp
>Chrono Trigger

Becomes an NPC in the monster town

>Ocarina of Time

Tries to beat the running man, loses even when she teleports

>Majora's Mask

Has a side quest, probably gives Link a mask that transforms him into a keese or something

>Metroid Prime series

Gets rescued by Samus and neets it up in her ship until it's time for Samus to leave or hangs out in the galactic federation base

>Arkham Asylum/Arkham City

Becomes an excuse for Zatanna/Constantine/Etrigan to make a cameo

>Wonderful 101

Is already there as Wonder Makeup

>Bayonetta

Gets defeated by a torture attack that either involves spanking or a triangular horse

>>13988458
>Welcome to the night vale fellow fan
>On 4Chan

I'd never thought I'd see the day.

>>13988531
I want to cumflate a Baphomet, Dark Angel, and loli Anubis.

>>13988569
>you will never hear your alice's moans as you push down on her belly and empty her out into the tub, the scent turning her on and asking her "Oooniii-hyaaan~" for more

>>13988487
>Ryu in Megaman Zero 3
i dunno how this would work mane

>>13988581
Yeah that universe in particular is Schadenfreude incarnate. No happiness to be found, you just get off on every one else's pain until it's time for some one else to get off on your pain. And then you turn into a slug.

>>13988488
I only date other futa alps

>>13988595
>Emptying her out.

Come on man, just let it sit.
She's a succubi, what do you think she eats?

>>13988487
She already sorta is, albeit evil as all hell.

>>13988487
Radiant Historia

Oomukade

Time travel centipede women solves problems through fucking with two timelines.

>>13988563
Only slightly

>>13988601
I-I'm one too, I swear!

>>13988560
Is it so bad that I like to imagine that monstergirls are just as capable of making mistakes as humans?
I just want to cuddle the smug squad honestly. Just cuddle up under a blanket and watch a movie together.

>>13988591
I didn't, either. I honestly didn't expect anyone to even get that joke.

>>13988612
bullfuck

>>13988506

>>13988569
>>13988595

>They don't realize the sneaky wonderland Alice can still scoop some out to get herself knocked up and get a court order for an MGC Shotgun Wedding.

Enjoy your pregnant loli waifu. You fell for the oldest trick in the book, after the Alp "I'm totally just a guy bro" sleepover-and-drugged sleep rape.

>>13988602
you're implying that she won't be gulping it down from the tub in front of her, then sucking you dry.

>>13988624
>Cait Sith
>In any way good

>>13988616
Yeah, I do like that. It makes the fantasy more real to me. Like knowing the Wurm does end up forgetting things like locking the backdoor, or a Succubus' classical views bringing a man to tears when his dreams of being an engineer are reduced to innovative sex toys.

>>13988619
I-I'll bullfuck you!

Please accept me!

>>13988456
Is there a big zip of transparent pngs or anything

>>13988595
>Giving an Alice a cumbath
YES.

>>13988624
A cat is fine too.

>>13988637
There's an imgur album.

>>13988624
I am having the urge to show her my American Psycho impression.

>>13988634
I'll have you know that they make exquisite furniture with a little work.
Can even make a great bed if you spend enough time.

>>13988636
no!!!!

>>13988616
>>13988635
Fuck. Monster girls are the worst.

>>13988637
here you are friend
http://imgur.com/a/crARm

>>13988648
>>13988668
Thank you very much.

>>13988635
Fuck you anon, I didn't mean like your shitty "Monsters can do no wrong" view.
I like it when Monstergirls are more, for lack of a better term, Human.
Emotions, Dreams, Likes, Dislikes, all individual and unique.
Different body types, different desires, different tastes, different personalities.
The ability to fuck up, make mistakes, accidentally ruin relationships.
I want Sadness, Anger, Jealousy, Joy, Kindness, Empathy I want it all!
Give me Depth or give me Death!
I got pretty passionate there, didn't I? Apologies.

>>13988656
There's no such thing as a good Cait Sith.

>>13988661
Then why the fuck are you here?

>World guides depict a restaurant where mg's where jewelry to show whether they are married or not
twenty bucks says every shop in MGC works like that

>>13988448
>>13988488
>>13988486
>>13988496
>>13988601
>>13988476
>>13988612
>>13988636

I come here offering you an arachne. I will be sketching stuff, so feel free to hit me up with suggestions

>>13988617
You know MG's would think of NightVale and the rival city as Orwellian nightmares, seeing all their men die in horrific ways all the time, yet still have enough to keep a community going.

>Gas Cloud chan is a Genie with loli daughteru taking over the school board
>Seven headed Dragon is trying to get mayor vs GILF faceless women mg
>Smiling Goddess is hungry for souls and your D

>>13988681
>Then why the fuck are you here?
Because I still want to fuck one in the ass.

>>13988685
>>13988686
ARACHNEMIND!

>>13988686
A Hellhound posing like the dude, while a shota version of Little Red Riding Hood looks on.

>>13988686
a Harpy catching a fish

>>13988686
Kobold hasn't gotten a whole lot of love recently, so I'd love to see one being cute in some way.

>>13988685
It's a couple of asshats, if not just one asshat, who really needs to fuck off.
Report and ignore anon. Report and ignore.

>>13988700
I know exactly what doujin that image is from.

>>13988681
I want that too. I want them to have goals emotions and failures. I get that. I want that feelings when I read other literature like Dune or Naked Lunch or The Stranger.

I want the Marathon Man or something funny and satirically flawed as Iron Sky or something fun but spiteful like the Goodfellas.

>>13988546
>Smug Squad accidentally take their bullying too far
>Anons ends up having one of his arms dismembered and bleeds out
Hell, good job, you dumb bitches.

>>13988686
Well, I keep throwing this at .less, but he doesn't do the random sketches for us anymore, so I'll ask you.

Lich magically floating in mid-air, cuddled around her ancient eldritch tomb like it's a teddy, taking a nap.

>>13988685
Shitposting.
>>13988705
I have no idea where it came, nor do I intend to know where it it came from.

>>13988686
a stalker cockatrice

>>13988700
Does she have a dick too?

>>13988687
>the City Council is an exceptionally powerful Parasite Slime who's taken over a dozen women
>the Librarians are mutated Crow Tengu

>>13988715
Nah, and go fuck yourself.

>>13988712
Just a pretty typical lolicon doujin. Lolicon out and about, sees adorable loli selling lemonade, decides to partake and help her business while admiring her. She's out of lemonade and refills it with 'her own'. He witnesses this. Drinks it. Sex ensues.

>>13988686
A smug Jinn of the jar coming out of a Pot of greed.

>>13988681
I want to see that too, too bad today it's mostly just "blah blah blah sex blah blah blah cum, the end".

>>13988730
Ahhh. But is the loli a featureless plank? If so, I don't have any reason to look into it.

>>13988723
You guys are cute when you get mad.

>>13988730
I feel bad for lolicons who aren't into watersports.
They come together quite often.

>>13988686
a cum inflated alice! alternatively a baphomet in the same situation.

>>13988737
You sound like .less

Does anyone know what tag you use to limit pixiv searches to only MGE fanart? Searching for MGs keeps scooping up too many video game characters in the results.

>>13988715
>tfw no hellhound dick to milk
why live

>>13988683
>Encouraged to try and pick up unmarried MG's
shopping would be fun

>>13988756
Fuck off.

>>13988752
-video games doesn't work?

>>13988685
I believe it's that yuri poster that was posting NSFW yuri other day.

>>13988736
Well, it's been a while since I read it, but I recall at least that the girl was conniving enough to try and replace the lemonade like that out of wanting the money. After that...eh, I forget.

>>13988740
Maybe it has something to do with little girls less able to keep their bladders under control after being sexed hard enough? Or maybe just perverts, I dunno.

>>13988752
Just Monster Girl Encyclopedia in Kanji.

Just type "Mamono Musume Zukan" into Google Translate, should get you what you want.

>>13988686
monster girls in casual clothing

>>13988736
>plank

Get yer oppai loli meme outta here.

>>13988756
>tfw no good bait anymore
Why fish?

>>13988699
I swear it is a coincidence

>>13988700
>>13988702
>>13988711
Cute, I'll try to do it

>>13988703
I like kobolds, but I hate that they're kobolds. I expected KC to do one like image related

>>13988747
That's lewd so I don't see why not

>>13988772
EMG :^)

>>13988683
>go out shopping
>have a massive list to complete
>every store has yet another monstergirl unsubtly showing off her "I'M SINGLE!" Badge thing and trying to hook up with you
>bitch, I just want my soup cans
>this happens every fucking time you go shopping

So, any good smut with Thunderbirds?

Cait Sith can be maids too!
They cause no trouble to master!

>>13988790
I think the worst thing about this is the cringe worthy name.

>>13988035
>>13988042
>>13988049
I'm just, so happy right now.

God's work anon.

>>13988782
>what is Japanese knock-off DnD
>>13988789
http://pastebin.com/4f0BP4TF

>>13988782
You'll try to milk a Hellhound's trobbling dick?

>>13988789
Does Futa count?

>>13988790
They can be futa too!

>>13988790
Well, if she tries hard enough than she may, MAY, get the defurring potion.

She still needs to obey the rules and drink her daily hathor's milk rations though.

>>13988800
What is this?

>>13988802
Oh come on now, you're really trying too hard.

>>13988790
Snakes? Nope. Gators. No sir. Spiders? Nah. Sharks? I went in one of those cage things and loved every second.

So why am I so scared of fucking cats, /jp/?

>>13988800
Yeah, good stuff.

>>13988807
Why would you want a hairless, bald cat meido?

>>13988813
It's true though!

What's with all the stupidly obvious bait so early on in the thread?

>>13988814
Looks like you got some wires crossed. Don't worry, cats are mostly harmless.

>>13988801
>http://pastebin.com/4f0BP4TF
Thanks!

>>13988820
Shit like this has been going on for days.

>>13988817
The werecat potion mate, drops all the excess fur and the muzzle to leave one with a shortstack werecat.

>>13988709
Emotional bullying you donut.

Are hellhounds bodies covered in fur or should i write them as smoother?

>>13988820
Report and ignore.

>>13988814
Maybe some childhood trauma involving a cat, a blender and your old toy collection?

>>13988829
Just like in their profile.

>>13988820
The simple answer is we're at the first page. It always attracts unwelcome attention.
Also, I suspect a ban evader/someone's ban is up and they want another for some reason.

>>13988829
Their fur is only on their paws, chest, and tail. So of course they're gonna have smooth skin.

Who the hell are you anyways?

>>13988832
I had a cat when I was REALLY young. Siblings said I always avoided it in favor of our dog.

>>13988829
Their fur is down there.

With their dick.

reminder that futa MGs need to have their boners taken care of too!

make sure to keep an onahole or two on hand so you can help them while your fuck them!

>>13988847
Does pairing them with a Manticore count?

>>13988814
Did you happen to read The Black Cat by Edgar Allan Poe when you were a child perhaps? Was enough to make me feel uncomfortable around cats for years.

>>13988826
Well I don't mind having a dutiful maid during the day and a fluffy daki pillow during the night.

>>13988850
as long as the manticore can give their dick and their holes loving, then yes.

>>13988858
I'd allow that, may even double the rations for something like that.
Now lewd until she get's the potion though.

you guys ever just sit there on your computer and watch threads like these burn and wonder "all this won't be happening if Monster Girls were real".

How many shitposters are doing this futa faggotryt?

>>13988640
Don't even think about encouraging smut of fucking furries.

>>13988839
No one, im just writing smut to see how good i am.

>>13988866
No, it still would be.

Because instead we'd sit around talking about fucking human girls, and shitposters will talk about human girls with dicks, and we'd all still be virgins.

>>13988869
Enough that we have to report them all.
With any luck the Janitors will notice and save us from this shitpost hell.

>>13988869
Just report the faggot, and those replying to him.

>>13988866
>Implying this wouldn't be happening is monster girls were real.
You would just be having sex with your wifu while shitposting 24/7 now that you only require mamono mana to live as an incubus.

>>13988866

If Monster girls were real I doubt much would change for me. Unless Monster girls decided to shop at the store I work at.

>>13988869
One, then some other idiot thought the shitposting was cool so he made a futa post or two of his own

>>13988869
Are you going to report /d/, anon?

That's kind of rude.

>>13988887
Bait! Dont reply to it!

>>13988866
>Implying anons wouldn't still be sitting at their desk, shitposting about how their waifu gives the best under-the-desk head
pls

The Demon Lord was born from space fungus

>>13988575
Sorry, I did not think up of a dialogue for this event.

>>13988880
But won't she shitpost too?

>>13988894
This.

This I like.

>>13988894
you are to kind.

>>13988891
Is that an euphemism for futa dick?

>>13988889
>Anons are shitposting about who's wife is doing he best.
>Their wives are swapping techniques in a separate thread on /hpt/ (Husband Pleasing Techniques)

>>13988894
That filename made think back to Resident Evil 3.
Which makes sense in an Ushi-Oni's case.

>>13988894
It's been two years and I can still hear the sound effect.

>>13988897
Yeah, she's on her laptop while sucking me off.
SYNCHRONIZED SHITPOSTING

>>13988442
By the way, the answer to the riddle is Oedipus. He had two legs in the beginning, had four legs when he killed his father and rutted with his mother(lowering himself to being little more than a beast), and three legs when he crippled himself shortly after the revelation of what he did.

Terror in Resonance was a pretty mediocre anime.

I'll also accept >>13988483 as an answer too!

>>13988901
>Your waifu will never talk shit on the internet for your sake and honour

>>13988897
yeah on the /hbt/

>>13988894
She sure is.

>>13988906
>not >>13988448
Who are you kidding anon?

Do you want proof?

>>13988906
He took out his eyes, not his limbs.

This sucks, you suck.

>>13988918
Yeah, clearly it's >>13988448 !!!!

>>13988894
She's clearly cheating.

>>13988906
YERR KIDDING

>>13988894
I WON'T REST UNTIL I GET MY REVENGE AND DOMINATE HER BACK

>>13988884
Mountain climbing would be much harder having to avoid stalking Wendigos, Yuki-onnas trying to trap you with snowstorms, high speed Yeti hugs, and the occasional lost MG who wants your warmth

>>13988894
She only managed that because I'm the medic and my team are f2p heavies who don't look behind them ever.

>no Elin-thighed Lich to dress up in increasingly lewder outfits for you

>>13988487
>One eyed Jinko on a sneaking mission
Yes, boner.

>>13988938
How does she stealth it out?

She doesn't have two eyes! She must compensate with something!

>Monsters can survived purely on their husbands energy
I want to go on Mrs. Bones wild ride, a couples ride thats so long the pairs have to fuck to not starve on it!

>>13988487
>Top industry score due to my weresheep wool factories

Suddenly, Wales is a great power.

>>13988937
Maybe someday, we'll at least have arts.

>>13988442

A man standing up while he receives head from his waifu, laying on the bed.
A man going doggy style with his waifu on all fours.
A man and his raging, mamano-enhanced dick as he gets ready to unleash all his pent up lust accumulated over the day

>>13988948
If you have a futa friend, you can satisfy her even more without having to bother yourself

>>13988946
well, she has a sense of smell that surpasses big boss'. Also tigers are sneaky as fuck.

>>13988847
What kind of onahole textures would they like?
Ribs? Nubs? Realistic?
And what kind of tightness and firmness?

Onahole company devoted to futa MG sex relief when?

>>13988954
Are you a fucking cuck?

>>13988955
As well as having skintight camo suits, does she use magic paint that changes the colour of her fur?

>>13988961
Reminder to report >>13988958, >>13988448
And the faggotry that follows it.

>>13988961
Don't reply.

>>13988963
So all of us including you?

>>13988958
>Ban evading
MOODDDSSSS

>>13988963
report them for what, offtopic? Quality of posts?

this thread in /jp/ in of itself is offtopic, reporting futa (that isn't images) is being hypocritical.

>>13988969
>ban evading
Proof?

>>13988962
the skin tight sneaking suits will be just fine. I don't know about changing her fur color.

>>13988969
We've had this guy for a few days now, I think. It's either one or two people who'll do anything to reduce the thread to a shitstorm, be it arguing over long-dead discussions or however else, and even announced a while back that they were ban evading.

>>13988980
They're clearly analpained natives >>13988971

>>13988894
>"WAVE G'BYE T'YAH DICK, WANKA!"

>>13988969
>oh noes! only one guy can like something that I don't like!
Kek

>>13988980
except I'm not ban evading because I was never banned in the first place, also, just to point out, you and me making posts like this is doing exactly what that supposed person wants, and hell I'm not even sure if they're shitstorming on purpose, maybe they legitimately want to discuss what's in their posts.

>>13988971
It's on topic. The thread anchors itself to MGE, which is, surprise surprise, a Japanese-made thing.
Nice job trying to deflect your /d/ posting, though.

>>13988894
God damn Ushi's are shit.

>>13988985
>"YOU ARE SO SMALL. IT IS FUNNY TO ME."

>>13988991
They don't, don't play dumb.

>>13988991
>they legitimately want to discuss what's in their posts
Bait harder faggot.

>>13988991
Obfuscating stupidity isn't going to work in your favor.

>>13988997
>"REPEAT AFTER ME: MHMHMHMH I CAME!"

>>13988995
>MGE is japanese made, therefore it is okay
by that same logic, futanari is japanese made (or popularized, at least), so it is okay.

find an actual reason, please.

>>13988995
>It's on topic. The thread anchors itself to MGE, which is, surprise surprise, a Japanese-made thing.
So is /d/ content?

What kind of stupid argument is that?

Guys, he's clearly ban evading and doing it for the attention/shitstorm, just report and move on.

>>13989014
Hermaphrodites aren't monstergirls, try harder.

>>13989020
>hermaphrodites aren't monster girls
they look like monster girls, act like monster girls, walk, talk, and fuck like monster girls, I'm failing to see how they aren't monster girls, because giving them a dick doesn't automatically make them not a monster girl.

>>13989010
>"IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO STAY A VIRGIN SHE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!"

>>13988971
Go back to your 'wich toho wud u fug' threads, savage native.

>>13989020
DO. NOT. RESPOND. TO. THE. BAIT.

Do you think a Manti/k/ore could fire a gun with her tailpussy?

>>13989035
Then the thread slows down and you shitters do it all over again because nothing is ever resolved that way.

Sure.

>>13989041
probably not unless she had some kind of thing held in her tail that hooked around the trigger or there was a mechanism that allowed the gun to be squeeze-fired.

>>13989041
All of them would probably find ways to get gun attachments to their monster bits for maximum taticool.

And they all have trigger discpline.

>>13988894

> Not an Ushi Oni wearing an Ushi Oni Hat and Ushi Oni Backpack

We need to go deeper.

>>13989046
Absolutely nothing about your post made sense.

>>13989049
and rails
and flat dark earth 1911s
with a rail
and 5.11 tuxedoes

>>13989050
Reskined regular guns with a dick motif all over the barrel.

>>13989054
To you.

I'm not the frustrated nerd that doesn't grasp English.

>>13989054
>>13989064
>complains about trolling on /mgt/
>uses /mgt/ for personal slapfights

they return again, i am entertained by there efforts for a while again

>>13989057
The name's Smith, Jen Smith.

007 would just be a straight up porno with some fight scenes in between. In short not much changes.

>>13989031
>"Oh dear, I've made quite a mess."

>>13989064
How does not understanding why ignoring Bait is a bad thing make me the idiot here? Fucking explain yourself.

>>13989041
I bet manticores show off to each other by performing acts of dexterity with their tailpussies.

Imagine one showing off by dropping a cherry in her tailpussy, closing it up for a second with a look of concentration.
Then she drops the cherry into the palm of her hand, smiling smugly while all the other manticores marvel at the heart-shaped knot tied into its stalk.

>>13989075
>everything is bait to this nerd
Get a load of this madfaggot.

>>13989079
Ah, I see, you're baiting me even now.
Expect no more replies futafaggot.

If your favorite monstergirl were summoned as a Servant in the War of the Holy Grail, what would be her Class and Noble Phantasm?

>>13988635
>>13989074
>"Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS!"

>>13989082
It's not supposed to be everyone's problem that you're an intolerant sperg.

>>13989086
>"HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH (RAPE RAPE YOU)! "

>>13989084
You tell ME what a dormouse would be!
No really, I haven't watched that anime.

>>13989084
Jinko should definitely be a Berserk.

>>13988958
Call it "Lilim's Lovings", the logo a nice stylized "LL" with a succubus tail and wings on one side of it.

>>13988938
I hope I guessed it right

>>13989084
>Harpy
>Rider
>NP is summoning a bunch of other harpies that carry their opponent off and drop them.

>>13989093
>that anime
Really guys?

>>13989084
>>13989084
Welll, caster tamamo already exists, so I guess a kitsune would be limited to either caster or archer.

Kitsune Archer would be cool, uses a long Yumi, noble phantasm would probably be an arrow that can't miss it's target, and will do crazy bullshit like teleport around until it does.

>>13989102
The only thing people know about Fate are the animes, because Fate sucks.

>>13989075
Not the guy you were talking to, but are you retarded anon? Literally one post after you said, "Don't repsond to the bait'" you get sucked in by a troll. And you were the one who said, "don't respond to the bait".

God damn.

>>13989099
>filename
not the only thing that's solid.
While not referring to Old Snake in MGS4, I was more thinking Big Boss. And his eyepatch is on the right eye. in any case, I like this very much and will save it.

>>13989102
>implying the Fate series isn't shit anyways
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

>>13989102
>>13989106

>>13989107
I'm quite ashamed myself.

>>13989105
There's a Berserker Tamamo now.
>>13989093
Go read the VN.
Tsukihime too.

>>13989117
>>13989118

>>13989123
You can't make me!

>>13989099
I'm trying to think of a Mother Base nickname for her, but I can't.

>>13989120
Nice fucking slideshow, kid.

>>13989123
Just Tsukihime, really.

>>13989091
>"Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"

>>13989123
That there is.
I got Jeanne and Trap Saber on my last 10 roll.
Feeling pretty happy.

>>13989130
>Mother Base nickname

Uh, Tiger? All MSF soldiers use animal names for nicks.

>>13989084
>Alp

Probably a Lancer, maybe Caster or Assassin if she gets D&D Succubi spells

ahahaha just kidding, she's going to be an avenger and get her ass beat first thing into the grail war

I hope you delete those images.

>>13989139
Don't you know Anon?
An alp is a saber!

>>13989135
>"WHOOOOOWE! MAKIN' DAUGHTERUS!"
>"EEERECTIN' A DISPENSER!"

Good night.

>>13989084
Would she be canon futanari just like Saber?

>>13989142
OH SHIT I FORGOT

I might actually win this!

>>13988938
How the fuck does a Jinko on a virtuous mission make you hard? You must be going feral if you're letting your boner do what it wants like that.

>>13989138
There's usually some word that precedes the animal name though.

>>13989145
So you really ban evading, huh? Just leave already.

I just want to cuddle with a vampire until we both fall asleep.

What girl is it for you, /mgg/?

>>13989156
Weresheep!

>>13989156

Dormouse Daki best sleep aid.

>>13989155
>it's a b-bait guys!
It's canon though

>Due to the problem of being able to produce an heir, Merlin used magecraft to turn her into a pseudo-male capable of producing sperm for an unknown duration of time. During this period, she was enchanted by her sister, Morgan le Fay, who took some of Artoria's sperm, developed it within her own ovaries, and gave birth to the homunculus
Deal with it, faggot

>>13989156
Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Manticore, and Kakuen.
I have a weakness.

>>13989156
Lava golem or thunderbird

>>13989161
What my nigga >>13989161 said.

>>13989166
Why so many???

That is a very weird harem and pillow assortment.

>>13989163
Nobody gives a shit, fuck off futafag.

>>13989149
>not getting aroused at Naked tiger going shirtless with only suspenders covering her nipples while she wears a croc hat, sneaking around guards and fighting ridiculous bosses
>Ocelot is an ocelot girl
>the Pain is a Hornet girl
>The Fear is an Arachne
>The End is an ara ara fox
>The Fury is a pissed off Ignis
>The Sorrow is a Will o the wisp or wight
>Volgin is a Thunderbird
>Raikov is an Alp
Why would you not want this

>>13989156
Succubus

Who cares about sleeping? We're going to fuck all night long.

>>13989156
Grape snake all the way.

>>13989156

No question whatsoever.

>>13989176
I do.

This is why no one should take you guys serious, ever...you cause misinformation and shitstorms on yourselves just to delude yourselves into thinking you truly belong in here.

>>13989156

Cyclops all the way. Comfort her after a long day of being bullied.

>>13989156
Werebat, or maybe an Undead Werebat.

>>13989147
Why was this deleted?

Banana saber is very SFW.

>>13989186
Pfft, 2/10

>>13989192
I deleted it myself because Saber's not a monstergirl and I wanted to respect the image limit.

>>13989193
Are you done farting all over the place?

I want to actually have fun now.

So what goes on in a service from a dark priestess? Do they try and convince people how great sex is? If their auidence is mostly monsters do they talk about new ways to have sex?

>>13989174
Smug girls are my fetish.
Plus I find all of them attractive.
Anyone have that picture of all of them together?

>>13989203
They review a position from the Fallen God equivalent of the Kama Sutra, and then send their followers off to rooms in the temple to go try it out for the rest of the day.
If they don't live in the temple, they go home and do it with their wives.

>>13989156
Selkie, didn't even have to think about it.

>>13989219
Your taste is okay.

>>13988985
>>13988997
>>13989010
>>13989031
>>13989074
>>13989086
>>13989091
>>13989135
>>13989143
That was awful and you should feel bad.

>>13989219
Your taste is forgettable

Ok Anon, as you've been accepted to the MGC breeding program and have been paired off with a girl at random to impregnate her the old fashioned way. Marriage is preferred but not required and backing out will result in you being sentenced to the tentacle pit for one year.

$10k for doing the deed.

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Personality: D10

1. Racial norm
2. Himedere
3. Kuudere
4. Deredere
5. Dandere
6. (Light) Yandere
7. Tomboy
8. (Light) Tsundere
9. THE GENKIEST
10. NEET

Body: d12

1. Racial Norm
2. Tall (foot and a half taller than normal)
3. Loli (CC if loli)
4. Short (foot and a half smaller than normal)
5. Fit (Toned but not massively muscled)
6. Chubby (mostly in her rear)
7. MUSCLE (Like a minotaur mixed with an oni and then put on steroids)
8. Thin (not skeletal)
9. Hourglass.
10. FAT (only chubby cheeks and one chin but she's definitely a big girl.)
11. Oppai loli
12. Flat CC type (CC body but only A-cup breasts.)

Quirks: d12

1. Dire (Foot and a half taller than normal and has MUSCLE in addition to her regular body type)
2. Pygmy (Foot and a half smaller than normal)
3. Chimera (Roll another MG and mix the two species)
4. TWINS (Roll an a body type and personality for the sister, in addition to a quirk they share. Both must be impregnated.)
5. Super rich, could buy you and everything you own on a whim.
6. Makes really good pancakes.
7. Has tinnitus, will remind you of this frequently.
8. President of the USA.
9. Secretly a Jinko
10. Always has an apple on hand.
11. Deaf
12. Always dresses in a gothic lolita fashion. Even has a swimsuit for such occasions.

Ok Anon, is it a pump and dump or something more?

>>13989236
Don't worry, they find out she's a futa shortly after.

>>13989237
Please include a Futa body.
Thanks.

>>13989156
Good timing. Pic related. Wight next but first have to color Albedo.

>>13989237
>Chubby himedere Hobgoblin that liked gothic lolita fashion
Well, I'll sure give it a shot that's for sure.

>>13989237
>FAT midget Tomboy Dryad
Utterly disgusting. I'll take the tentacle pit. And the $10k for bearing with the insult of being paired with her.

>>13989237
>Super rich tomboy Gnome w/ an hourglass figure

Something much much more.

>Jinko
Fuck
>Light yandere
FUCK
>Fit
Eh
>President of the USA
Well that's something at least.

I'd pump and dump though. Not being on Jinkos, and ESPECIALLY not yanderes of any variety.

>>13989203
Mass orgy.

>>13989236

The dark side of West Side Story I presume?

>>13989247
Top tier waifu.

>>13989156
Anubis. Just that one brainy, tinkering anubis. Even if she's obsessive-compulsive and bad at expressing herself, and stays up late enough to give her bags under her eyes.
I just want to hug her from behind while she's lit up by the glare of the monitor, scoop her butt off of the chair, and carry her straight onto the bed. Then I'd follow her down, kissing all over her face as that halfhearted pout breaks out into a warm, sleepy smile.
I'd roll around to her side, cuddle her up until she's got her paws at my back, her legs wrapped around mine, and do all i can to send her to sleep in the most pleasant way possible. Kissing her head and the tips of her ears, rubbing her back, sometimes with a deep massage, sometimes with a light caress, and stroking her long, silky black hair, breathing in its spicy sent as we both start to get drowsy together.
Then maybe I'd mumble "Goodnight" to her, followed by a quiet little "Love you" that makes her tail swish against the bedsheets. And the last thing either of us would hear would be each other's declarations of love, along with our hearts beating as one, before our minds slowly slip into peaceful, happy dreams together.

I overdid it again, didn't I?

>>13989253
Fuck, meant for
>>13989237

>>13989237
>Pygmy Arch Imp with a fat ass
Fuck yeah, and I get paid? Fuck yeah.

>>13989247
Bless you Loen

>>13989237
Your random link is broken but regardless.
>elf
Jackpot
>NEET
well we're going to have a problem, as i already have that niche filled but double jackpot
>Hourglass
Triple jackpot
>always has an apple
i dont know what this means but hey

Yes no i can very easily see this working out. Stick at home and sex it up

>>13989247
Fucking awesome.

>>13989260
Get out cuck

>>13989262
Oh yeah, and she's a Kuudere.

>>13989265
It means she will always have an apple should you need one.

>>13989237
>Hellhound
>Tomboy
>Hourglass
>Chimera
>Ignis
>The genkiest
LIKE FIRE, HELL FIRE.

>>13989260
dragoons when

>>13989269
I'm the other guy.

Nice try, fartcrumpet.

>>13989237
>Toned Deredere Gazer who makes the best pancakes
Not my first choice for a waifu...but she sounds lovely. I think I'd stick with her.

>>13989260
And another for the screencaps.

>>13989269
>>13989281
>Mistaking Trachyon-senpai for me
Now that's just rude.

>>13989288
No attention whoring pls.

>>13989288
that doesn't answer my question, maplequeef

>>13989281
Wait, I was doing something about dragoons? I have many unwritten story ideas, but I don't think anybody's asked me to do dragoons.

>Familiar
>Kuudere
>Flat CC
>Always has an apple on hand

Creeps me the fuck out. Pump and dump. I'll probably take the kid to save her from the Sabbath.

>>13989288
Get out cuck

>>13989296
You keep asking like you haven't accepted that I'm complete bollocks in terms of timely production of writefaggotry.

>>13989300
>bollocks
go away bollocks

>>13989288
>Pay attention to me

>>13989304
I saw it coming, and still found the response funny.

>>13989237

>Ryu
>Deredere
>Flat CC
>President

You can call me the first man and keep the 10k

>>13989297
I confused you for our resident anubis/dragon/nightmarefucker, and i actually apologize.
But feel free to add it, if you want.

>>13989300
Just because you're slower than molasses doesn't mean I can't remind you about it!

>>13989305
Or just give credit where credit is due, and don't start attacking an anon for the faggotry of a completely different person.

>You will never comfort Alarune daughteru after she wakes up from nightmares involving Roundup weed killer.

Be out in the woods one night jerking off while leaning up against a tree, when suddenly without any warning the tree pulls you in and its now a beautiful woman who fucks you silly.
Once you come, she pushes you hard so you fall down on to the ground and when you look back up at her its a normal tree again.....

Your penis is entirely covered in Maple syrup , Damn Canadian dryads. FML

>>13989313
>Anon things anon is anucuck
>Anon is infact not anucuck
>The event passes

Yet you feel a compulsion to involve yourself and make a big deal out of it. Why don't you listen to that other anon and lay low, you noticeharlot

>>13989316
>Alarune has "nightmares" about getting eaten (out) by a grazing Holst.
>Waifu tells you to "sleep" with her to help make her better.

What do?

I want to get tentacle raped by a Kejourou!

>>13989322
>Jerking it in the woods.

Why?
For what purpose?
Couldn't you just wait till you get home?
Did you purposefully walk into the woods to jerk it?

>>13989322
Fucking Evil Dead trees.

Have people here played __MGQ__ too? Opinion on the monster girls there?

>>13989237
>Mantis
>Normal personality
>Fit
>TWINS

>Twin is a Dandere, oppai loli

What happens if I hit twins for the twin?

ah well let's do it again.

>Gothic lolita fashion

>>13989330
Climb into her flower bed, and snuggle with her between her 'sheets'

>>13989322
That was dumb on so many levels and why the fuck is the picture nothing to do with the post?

>>13989340
If you hit twins with the twin then they are triplets.

http://pastebin.com/bPVCmMnR
continuation from the last thread, more tomorrow night. feel free to point out any glaring errors. cya

>>13989346
Maths, anon. Two times two doesn't make three. Unless you're a Wurm.

>>13989329
>Noticeharlot
Anons should get points for coming up with new and fun synonyms to old, worn-out slang.

>>13989355
Then I'll just do "siblings" in future rolls to avoid the math problem.

>>13989336
I'd like them a lot more if they weren't raping me

>>13989336
All of Jingai Modoki's girls are the best, especially Yao.

>>13989353
>A blind guy somehow manages to run away from a group of people with sight
I don't know whether to find this funny or stupid.