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Which flavour of Komeiji would you drink

>> No.13980013

>>13980005
Get me a Parpsee

>> No.13980595

>>13980005
I'll take one Coishi-Cola, please.

>> No.13980609

>>13980595
That was a terrible pun, Anony.

>> No.13980617

Which one has the least sugar?

>> No.13980721

What if these bottles contained their warm piss?

>> No.13980806

I thirst for green tea at the moment

>> No.13980929

is making a suicide legal?

>> No.13980944

Should i put my dick in the top or the bottom?

>> No.13981056

Koishi looks to be some kind of tea drink.
Satori might be that strawberry flavored milk-based stuff

>> No.13981326

>>13980721
It's more likely that the piss is cold.

>> No.13981961

I want to use both as cum collection bottles.

>> No.13982031

>>13980595
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9naM0wuys

>> No.13982171

I'd drink Satori's bodily fluids.

>> No.13982194
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>>13982171

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>>13982171
Satori-chan's tears, saliva, urine, mucus, blood, lymph, vomit, pus, and arousal fluids!

>> No.13982383

>>13980929
No, you're going to jail.

>> No.13984243
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>>13982314
Satori-chan's bodily fluid tier:

saliva
arousal fluids
blood
urine
tears
lymph >What does this taste like? lympha?
vomit
mucus
pus

You forgot a other few thought.

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>>13984243
Oh man, I forgot Satori-chan's salty sweat, nutritious breast milk, and sweet cerebrospinal fluids!

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>>13984243
Was the true purpose of squeezing satori so hard she explodes in order to produce satori extract?

>> No.13985546

all i wanted was a parpsee

just one parpsee

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>>13984498
True Satori extract is conceived only after several of her bodily fluids have been harvested and collected.

Then, the concoction that includes your saliva, must have rested a few minutes inside the chalice that Satori's navel is, extracting flavor from every crevice inside it, aging to reflect a taste worthy of such a pretty, soft, silky-smooth belly.

>> No.13993264

They're both shit.

>> No.13993322

>>13988302
Jesus, YAF, whatever happened to hating monsters?

>> No.13993342

>>13984243
Tears need to be higher, blood needs to be lower.

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13993369

You people are terrifying.

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>>13993369
Sa.
To.
Ri.
Chan~

Terrorize the Satori with lewd thoughts.

>> No.13997120

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