Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:43:10 No.13978485 [Reply] [Original]

These are the monstergirls you deserve edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:44:59 No.13978492 >>13978485 Thanks, but what am I gonna do with a pair of sluts no taller than the sole of my foot?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:45:12 No.13978495 Good god that was quick Were you just waiting?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:45:14 No.13978496 I want to a Lamia!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:45:24 No.13978498 >>13978485 I'll take the amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:45:29 No.13978500 >>13978484 Why wouldn't it be? It's not like they're hurting you or anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:46:14 No.13978503 >>13978485 Training with an Amazon knight as her squire sounds nice. >You will never be Cerea's squire boy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:46:34 No.13978507 >>13978500 We're talking real life rape Anon, not fetish fantasy rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:46:49 No.13978510 >>13978495 Again, sniping the previous thread off the board with a new one is my schtick.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:46:59 No.13978511 >>13978485 I'd totally an Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:47:46 No.13978514 >>13978492 Feed them, clothe them, make them wee beds and go on splendid adventures?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:47:48 No.13978515 File: 651 KB, 1500x1870, 1435202993981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly knights and monster girl armor

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:47:52 No.13978516 >>13978485 But I'd love to be an Amazon's househusband!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:48:14 No.13978519 >>13978485 I like both Alps and Amazons, I don't know which to choose! I like the idea of being a house husband for a tough powerful protective Amazon, but I also like teasing and Neeting it out with an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:48:49 No.13978522 >>13978485 I'd both. Make the Alps squeal and moan like a manslut for the Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:48:58 No.13978524 >>13978507 But it can't be rape if it's consensual.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:49:44 No.13978526 Reminder that Elin thighs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:49:53 No.13978527 File: 963 KB, 2000x2000, 1440115464168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her the B.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:49:55 No.13978528 >>13978485 We're going to reward you for shitposting edition?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:50:13 No.13978529 >>13978515 I must ask what is the carrying capacity of that ushi backpack?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:50:19 No.13978530 >>13978524 Then the entire question was null since anon specifically said that men who Didn't wanted to be bothered by monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:50:32 No.13978532 >>13978510 Know you were the same guy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:50:33 No.13978531 >>13978507 We're talking fetish fantasy rape Anon, not real life rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:51:27 No.13978539 >>13978529 Over 40 lbs of rape and hug

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:51:48 No.13978542 >>13978529 It can hold indefinite amounts of cute and rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:51:59 No.13978543 >>13978485 Type 1 alps an absolute best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:52:22 No.13978546 >>13978527 Damn straight I would.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:52:30 No.13978547 >>13978539 >>13978542 I'll take two then

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:52:51 No.13978549 >>13978485 I'd take the Amazon if she's at least 7 feet tall.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:53:27 No.13978553 No matter what, just remember that a kobold will always love you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:55:38 No.13978560 File: 520 KB, 1200x1165, 1436719372906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978530 I'm confused as to how a heterosexual man could possibly tell pic related "No thanks, not interested" when she starts rubbing that ass all over his dick.

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:56:42 No.13978566

If i want to write about a human who lives in Lescatie who then leaves on a trip and comes back to it as a demon realm. Assuming I ever get around to actually doing it, would it be better if he was single, married and took the trip with his wife (who will likely be monsterized upon return) or married and left his wife at home and comes back to her as a monster?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:57:03 No.13978569 File: 553 KB, 1400x2000, pocket_sand.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:57:50 No.13978571 >>13978553 Kobolds are good girls. Their charging method is also compatible with Kikis.

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:58:05 No.13978573

>>13978566
>took the trip with his wife
This is better. the other option leaves too much space for cuck undertones. Who's to say a newly turned monster has the will powerto stay faithful to her husband from before the turn and won't just jump the first cock she sees?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:58:42 No.13978575 File: 243 KB, 718x972, 1378528680208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978560 >elf bring me the 00 buckshot

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 22:59:04 No.13978578

>>13978566
That's a hell of a question, Anon. I don't think its possible to determine an answer to a question that vague beyond "It depends how it's written."

People will have personal preferences, but I don't think one's objectively better than the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:00:24 No.13978584 >>13978573 World guides mention girls who are have significant others and then turn into monsters treat them as their husbands even if they havent meet since being monsters, and will ignore ever other male out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:00:38 No.13978585 >>13978573 >Who's to say a newly turned monster has the will powerto stay faithful to her husband from before the turn and won't just jump the first cock she sees? Because Mamono Mana?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:00:57 No.13978586 >>13978573 Some profiles and setting info note how freshly turned women who already loved someone would run off to snu snu their beloved. If there is actual affection in their union she'd most likely go to find her husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:01:01 No.13978587 >>13978571 Kiki maid giving headrubs to a kobold while getting headrubs from her master when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:01:26 No.13978588 >>13978573 Read the setting material.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:01:26 No.13978589 File: 994 KB, 160x240, 1439867373214.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No Shoggoth below line, Kiki is of removing Lovecraft from premises

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:03:16 No.13978593 >>13978589 I want to see a Kiki and Shoggoth duke it out via a competition.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:03:38 No.13978594 >>13978531 >We're talking fetish fantasy rape Anon, not real life rape. No, I'm pretty sure we were talking monsters in real life >>13978435.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:04:11 No.13978597 File: 1010 KB, 840x1200, ennio_morricone's_masterpiece_plays_in_the_background.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978589 What an old and busted maid you've got there. Good thing she can be easily fixed up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:04:45 No.13978598 >>13978573 The setting material. When a holst/minotaur sees red it make them rape the first man they see. But a married one will do whatever they need to to find their husband and fuck them. Married monsters just aren't interested in other cocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:05:06 No.13978600 >>13978584 >>13978585 >>13978586 Well, I guess KC says that. Carry on, then.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:05:19 No.13978601 >>13978594 Good thing they don't exist in real life then.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:07:00 No.13978607 >>13978601 Yes, dying alone and unloved sounds to much better then being forced into a relationship with a supernaturally beautiful woman who's madly in love with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:07:15 No.13978610 >>13978569 I didnt read the filename and it looks like hes just smacking her

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:08:28 No.13978612 >>13978569 What a dick

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:08:46 No.13978613 >>13978569 >filename I love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:08:49 No.13978614 >>13978597 W-what is this picture supposed to convey.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:09:00 No.13978615 >>13978607 Well, if it's really forced it doesn't sound that good now, is it? Now, if it's rape-not-rape then yeah, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:09:03 No.13978616 >>13978569 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpUq__iQqw Always useful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:09:03 No.13978617 >>13978610 >>13978612 Damn it, Dale.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:09:57 No.13978620 >>13978612 >don't want to get raped >he's a dick for defending himself Not even mad, you're just unbelievable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:10:02 No.13978621 >>13978614 Assimilation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:10:18 No.13978622 >>13978614 Shoggoth's own brand of dark slimification, I'd guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:11:49 No.13978625 >>13978620 He could of told her no.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:17:36 No.13978635 >>13978597 But slime is gross compared to feathers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:18:52 No.13978639 >>13978625 >monstergirls in charge of respecting the word no >she clearly is pinning him down, his discomfort is apparent in the first panel This fucking guy...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:18:57 No.13978640 File: 409 KB, 840x1200, 1437936760230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978635 What about slime in latex?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:20:31 No.13978642 >>13978640 An improvement.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:20:36 No.13978643 File: 479 KB, 1183x1805, tumblr_ntdhjtowWk1s9rfipo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl has the best thighs?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:20:47 No.13978645 >>13978640 The character limit is too small for me to describe all the ways I would dick a slime girl filling out a latex bodysuit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:20:58 No.13978646 >>13978639 Maybe she just got excited that she found a boy. She seems like a nice girl that would respect his boundaries.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:21:15 No.13978647 >>13978643 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:21:57 No.13978650 >>13978643 I want to commit a crime.

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:22:13 No.13978651

>>13978503

>Not being the plucky Fighter rival to an Amazon Barbarian in a party of heroes.
>Not constantly trying to one-up each other as you take down hordes of enemies side-by-side time and time again.
>Not nearly coming to blows every single night in fierce arguments around the campfire while the rest of the party quietly wonders how you seem to be the only one who can make the normally-silent Amazon talk.
>Not watching her straight up backhand the pretty-boy Paladin in the party for downtalking your lowborn heritage and the disfiguring scars you got while saving his noble ass time and again.
>Not sitting guard around the campfire with her that night when she quietly leans over and whispers something into your ear when she's sure everyone else is asleep.
>"I'm... proud... to know a man like you."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:22:17 No.13978652 >>13978643 Shoggoth. They have best everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:22:40 No.13978653 >>13978643 You could at least change the filename

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:22:49 No.13978654 File: 660 KB, 703x1200, 1433721249089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978643 Pic-related along with the Toad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:24:41 No.13978658 >>13978653 Tumble comes up all the time when you pull images off of google.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:25:12 No.13978660 >>13978547 your order is being processed . . .

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:26:40 No.13978666 >>13978485 I'd be fine with right, as long as she's dfc

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:27:01 No.13978667 File: 18 KB, 200x200, 1395766784833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978651 Yeah, I could go for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:27:59 No.13978672 >>13978651 Gotta fight like a woman to get the woman, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:28:12 No.13978674 >>13978666 Why would you want a flat Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:28:18 No.13978675 >>13978666 DFC Amazon? Quaint.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:28:45 No.13978676 Caecilian girl when?

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:28:47 No.13978677 [DELETED]

>>13978646
>on the charge of rape in the first degree, we find the defendant...innocent
>Monstergirl smiles
>THIS IS BULLSHIT!
>Mr. Smith, control your client or I'll find him in contempt
>NO, FUCK THIS! SHE TACKELD ME BY SURPRISE, PINNED ME DOWN AND STARTED STIMULATING ,E! T TOLD HER, I CREAMED AT HER TO STOP, BUT SEH FORCED ME, until I...came inside her. I didn't want to, I don't even like spiders...
>So you're a racist?
>They scare me okay!? And no one can compel another to have sex against their will, that's what rape is!
>All I see is an affectionate girl who wanted a companion, you're just being a bitch
>Hey fuck you judge
>Fuck me? No, Fuck you, her, she, will fuck you, once you leave here, monstergirl are love, they just have trouble expressing it, now stop being a bitch and just fuck the spider

Such is life under dinnu du nuffing judges

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:29:35 No.13978678 >>13978666 >Wanting her to be the joke of the tribe

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:29:45 No.13978680 >>13978674 Because flat is justice, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:30:09 No.13978681 >>13978666 Pear-shaped or total featureless plank?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:31:00 No.13978685 >>13978681 Obviously she needs hips

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:31:04 No.13978686

>>13978651
>You have a Team Attack move with her
>Which is to say, a 'move' where the two of you come to blows against each other while fighting monsters
>This scuffle you have between each other is bad enough to leave enemies dead in your wake before you finally calm the fuck down

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:32:00 No.13978690 >>13978569 Source?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:32:17 No.13978691 I want to mess with a light switch in front of a doppelganger until she reveals her true form and spooks me!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:33:18 No.13978696 >>13978690 Source is the first result from a gis you retard

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:33:25 No.13978698 >>13978691 Nosferatu pls

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:33:58 No.13978699 >>13978681 Don't know about him, but a pear shaped Amazon with small molehills sounds divine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:36:17 No.13978702 >>13978660 How long should this take for shipping and processing?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:37:32 No.13978707 >>13978677 Why are you such a racist? How wold you feel if you liked a girl only for her to toss sand in your eyes?

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:39:57 No.13978709
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What if a armor-clad warrior came to a tribe of amazons in search of her fortune, proved herself through a test of hunting the dreaded Wurmvilijho and earned the tribe's trust and respect, only to reveal that Samus is actually a boy?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:40:50 No.13978713 >>13978709 An* FTFY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:41:19 No.13978715 >>13978709 He's made the househusband for the chief's daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:41:33 No.13978716 >that MG thread on /pol/ Ok, which one of you did it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:42:04 No.13978717 >>13978677 >I CREAMED AT Maybe he wouldn't get proactively dated if he stopped randomly jizzing at monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:42:54 No.13978720 >>13978717 IT'S A CONDITION!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:43:14 No.13978723 >>13978709 >samus Isn't that Ky from Guilty Gear?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:43:23 No.13978725 >>13978716 I would never. I'm black, I'm not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:44:15 No.13978729 >>13978717 >I SCREAMED Should have proofread better, but I'm a bot sleepy. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:44:17 No.13978730 >>13978723 That's Flynn.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:44:56 No.13978732 >>13978729 >I'm a bot sleepy Cornelia?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:45:00 No.13978733 >>13978725 So what you're saying is that you dindu nuffin?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:45:23 No.13978734 >>13978725 Hi other black dude. >>13978730 Tales of?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:46:05 No.13978738 >>13978725 You could pretend to be from Argentina.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:46:08 No.13978739 >>13978733 Dindu nuffin not never.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:46:19 No.13978741 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, salesarefinal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978547 >>13978660 >>13978702 All ushi-orders are expedited at no cost.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:46:43 No.13978742 >>13978715 What makes you think he would be a househusband?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:46:53 No.13978744 >>13978739 Very well, carry on.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:47:11 No.13978746 >>13978725 >>13978734 Now I know what's up with the occasional "I'd knock up an monster girl and then leave." posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:47:34 No.13978749 >>13978741 I want one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:48:15 No.13978751 >>13978746 They're black, not Mexican.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:48:22 No.13978752 File: 204 KB, 611x841, 1440095720519.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978746 I have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:48:30 No.13978753 >>13978741 That's adorable. >that look On second thought, uh oh.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:49:01 No.13978755 >>13978742 Men are too fragile an precious to send out to the battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:49:33 No.13978757 >>13978742 What makes you think he wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:49:59 No.13978759 I want a jumping spider girl to give me a hug by jumping onto me

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:50:04 No.13978760 File: 226 KB, 981x1000, elf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we see an elf in her natural habitat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:50:25 No.13978764 >>13978752 Horse a worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:50:27 No.13978765 >>13978755 >>13978757 I guess amazons have a memory-loss problem as bad as you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:50:45 No.13978768 >>13978741 I am fine with sales being final. I would just like to ask if they come with a care and cleaning guide and if i need any tools to do so?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:50:50 No.13978769 >>13978760 That elf needs sexual cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:50:53 No.13978770 >>13978725 It's ok, I'm sure demonic energy can cure that

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:51:37 No.13978771 >>13978732 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:51:48 No.13978772 >>13978760 I want to throw a haughty elf into the P'Orc Pit!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:52:25 No.13978777 >>13978770 I don't understand, are you saying MAMONO MANA would make him not black or that MAMONO MANA would enforce cultural enrichment? Or is it both?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:52:54 No.13978779 I want a Dark Elf to forcibly make me love her Dark Skin!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:53:14 No.13978781 File: 523 KB, 519x725, horse pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978752

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:53:23 No.13978783 I want my Best Elf Friend to pretend to be my girlfriend to let me avoid rape

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:53:32 No.13978785 >>13978779 >forcing But brown a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:53:40 No.13978787 >>13978772 What are the P'Orcs gonna do? They're cute girls now. Are they gonna have a slumber party?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:54:14 No.13978789 >>13978777 The former obviously

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:54:22 No.13978792 >>13978741 D'aaaw.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:55:13 No.13978794 >>13978783 But then she would rape you to make sure this pretend is believable

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:55:54 No.13978797

>>13978787
They can always humiliate her and accidentally turn her into a dripping masochistic mess.

>>13978789
It'd totally be both though. Hard to have a rally or any kind of meeting when you're constantly worried about getting raped/magical brown boy negroes can effectively fight back unarmed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:56:02 No.13978798 I want to befriend a lonely Crow Tengu Otaku, and one day ask her if we can watch an anime together! And when she says yes, I'll put this on and make her watch it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF3c3SrgnAk

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:56:05 No.13978799 >>13978752 >liking horse You're alright by me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:56:12 No.13978801 >>13978787 They're gonna eat her up! Specially now that I've covered her in honey and given her my scent!

Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:56:58 No.13978803
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>>13978734
Tales of Vesperia. Great game.
>You will never make adorable half-elves with Judith
How Yuri passed up on that is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:57:50 No.13978806 >>13978797 >negroes can effectively fight back unarmed Maybe if they are many as they do in real life

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:57:52 No.13978807 >>13978794 But elves don't rape that is why I choose an elf for the pretend

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:57:57 No.13978808 >>13978768 You have to clean the insides out regularly. Scrub thoroughly with your penis. Side effects may include additional Ushis.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:58:03 No.13978809 >>13978752 You're alright, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:59:23 No.13978813 >>13978798 What monstergirl would be the best to watch Neon Genesis with?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:59:26 No.13978814 >>13978725 And you did mention it because you want to feel especial or...?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 21, 2015 23:59:39 No.13978819 >>13978799 Cerea's second best, but not my waifu. Cerea's insufferably cute, though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:00:11 No.13978822 >>13978808 Will over cleaning cause other issues than a raised chance of more ushis?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:00:18 No.13978826 >>13978807 It isn't rape because you are her boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:01:10 No.13978829 >>13978798 I'd rather watch cute human boy ecchi with her to see her squirm in embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:01:35 No.13978831 File: 771 KB, 1136x640, img_3013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we all agree that Fish Cloaca is worst girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:02:57 No.13978838 >>13978831 The dyke is worst girl

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:03:19 No.13978839 >>13978831 Of coursh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:03:22 No.13978840 >>13978831 She's better then lala in that she has a character.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:03:58 No.13978842 >>13978840 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:04:49 No.13978844 >>13978838 Speaking of which, how would Draco treat alps?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:04:54 No.13978845 File: 203 KB, 512x512, smug Ilias.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978831 >Can we all agree

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:04:58 No.13978846 >>13978826 But I just wanted a friendly elf to help me not get raped

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:05:02 No.13978848 >>13978822 Side effects may include happy ushi noises, blushing, misplacing of Ushi-Seals(TM), more ushis, exhaustion, having to watch mating dances, lactation, nest-building out of pillows and blankets, and even more ushis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:05:05 No.13978849 >>13978831 I like fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:05:37 No.13978850 >>13978846 She's just pretending to rape you so that nobody else rapes you! Pretending!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:07:46 No.13978857 >>13978850 I'm gonna have to marry the Elf aren't I

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:07:58 No.13978859 >>13978848 >happy ushi noises, blushing, misplacing of Ushi-Seals(TM), more ushis, exhaustion, having to watch mating dances, lactation, nest-building out of pillows and blankets, and even more ushis >lactation Not him, but I can dig this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:08:45 No.13978867 >>13978848 And wheres the snu snu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:09:17 No.13978869 Hugs from a monster sister can help prevent rape

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:09:22 No.13978870 >>13978857 Only a pretend-wedding where you pretend to kiss her and make pretend everlasting vows of loyalty to her, all before going on a two-week-long pretend-honeymoon with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:09:41 No.13978873 >>13978859 >1. Get ushi backpack >2. Affix milking harness and nipple cups >3. Receive ntritious camelbak for drinking on the go

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:09:59 No.13978874 >>13978857 It's cool, it's only a pretend marriage so you don't get unexpectedly husbando'd by some other monster girl. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:11:02 No.13978881 >>13978873 Are they really still effective backpacks when they're big enough to lactate? How many liters of fluid do they produce an hour, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:11:11 No.13978882 I wanna fuck a monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:11:19 No.13978884 >>13978870 >>13978874 You know if I didn't know better I think I just got tricked by an Elf

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:11:21 No.13978885 >>13978848 >happy ushi noises This shouldn't be as cute as it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:12:29 No.13978890 >>13978882 Gross

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:12:40 No.13978891 >>13978873 This is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:12:50 No.13978892 I want a yandere Elf to claim me by telling me she will pretend to be with me to stop me from getting rape by those sluts

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:13:04 No.13978894 >>13978884 Nonsense, it's all an ellaborate ruse. She might want to make some kids to keep up appearances.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:14:31 No.13978905

I had an idea for yandere twins.
>Identical twins
>Same personalities
>Essentially the same person
>They treat themselves like one individual
>As in, one of them will talk about something the other one did, but will talk in the first person
>I did, I went, I saw, etc
>Even their parents were unable to tell them apart when they were younger, made worse by the fact that they both responded to each other's names
>The only person who can tell them apart is their husband, and it's a source of constant blushing for them

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:15:44 No.13978910 >>13978526 I want to see a Loli Anubis with dem thighs. But I ponder how it'd work with the big fluffy paws. More reasonable might be a Loli Lich with dem Elin proportions.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:16:18 No.13978913 >>13978905 What traits make them yandere though?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:16:19 No.13978914 >>13978905 I'd marry them and give them love. I love stories where only one person can tell the twins apart

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:16:51 No.13978917 I really like pictures of elves in modern clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:17:27 No.13978921 File: 636 KB, 777x1100, 1430701258493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978910 >More reasonable might be a Loli Lich with dem Elin proportions. I second this notion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:17:30 No.13978922 >>13978894 Well better have a few kids as she says we need to keep up the ruse

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:18:58 No.13978929

>>13978598
>Jackass NTR guy goes up to a minotaur dressed in all red
>Doesn't know about the laws of MAMONO MANA MONOGAMY
>She immediately turns on her heel and dashes away from him to his confusion
>Zeroes in on her husbando's scent
>Is more unstoppable than a Wurm in her goal of getting from point A to point B

Sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:19:58 No.13978933 Has this been linked before? exhentai.org/g/845116/d1eda1f3be/ Deer lovings.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:21:19 No.13978941 >>13978910 Well, don't you just have only the human parts of the legs be all delicious and shapely?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:22:31 No.13978948 >>13978933 This is basically horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:23:17 No.13978951 >>13978941 Well yes, but mixed with the big fluffy paws, I dunno, I just think it might look strange. But who knows, could work. Would have to find an artist to try and draw it to see.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:23:34 No.13978955 File: 292 KB, 650x855, 2011-09-12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978850 >>13978857 >>13978870 >>13978884 >>13978894 >>13978922 It's like gay chicken, but not gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:24:07 No.13978959 File: 590 KB, 768x1024, 1440166733185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978948 And that's a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:24:11 No.13978960 >>13978948 You talkin' shit about doe cunt? I'll sproink your shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:25:01 No.13978964 >>13978933 Sopping wet doe cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:26:13 No.13978973 >>13978951 The paws are obviously of such a size that when they walk, the need to sway their hips to keep from tripping over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:27:02 No.13978977 >>13978910 >Loli Lich with Elin proportions. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:27:29 No.13978981 >>13978929 >trolling the husbands of Holsts and Minotaurs with a piece of red cloth Brilliant!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:27:38 No.13978982 >>13978955 Thanks for reminding me that still exist

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:29:15 No.13978988 >>13978913 I'm still thinking about that. I'd like the fact that there's two of them to be something that could put a nice spin on a typical yandere, but I don't have anything concrete yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:30:18 No.13978991 File: 185 KB, 1280x1024, 1440217818852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978933 >exhentai.org/g/845116/d1eda1f3be/ I cant help but be reminded of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:31:56 No.13979000 >>13978991 Gear queer pls don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:32:07 No.13979004 >>13978988 Super possessive of husband and their other half?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:33:01 No.13979007 >>13978988 However it turns out, I look forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:33:03 No.13979008 >>13978991 I'll be honest, this is pretty much expected of /k/ at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:34:11 No.13979014 >>13979008 Did you see the story about the coyote that got molested in a back of a car after being lured with beefjerky?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:34:24 No.13979016 File: 74 KB, 698x658, 1384492089216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978991 Fucking /k/, man. always good for a laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:34:50 No.13979018 >>13978991 I want to see this but the doe is a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:36:16 No.13979023 >>13979014 Yes, which is exactly why I say that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:37:58 No.13979029 >>13978848 Vary well i shall keep the linen closet well stocked for nest building purposes and i shall clean my ushis daily perhaps more

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:38:06 No.13979031 >>13979014 Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:39:59 No.13979039 >>13979031 It's exactly like it sounds, other classics include man with bullet hole in his scrotum from a mugging and man with dick stuck in gun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:52:56 No.13979095 >>13978991 Enough. I have no respect for /k/ left.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:53:21 No.13979099 File: 440 KB, 1112x1600, 9 (8).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never wash your demon waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:53:30 No.13979101 File: 266 KB, 3000x2000, 869d3d4c9b570c9d943bb874c214ea5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do monstergirls have their own lewder variety of yoga stretches?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:54:43 No.13979105 File: 159 KB, 414x663, 5ih4wE21ses4o6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979018 >"FASTER! FASTER BAMBI! DON'T LOOK BACK! KEEP RUNNING! KEEP RUNNING!..." SPROINK

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:55:00 No.13979107 >>13979101 Yes. It's called the Kama Sutra.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:55:21 No.13979110 >>13979101 >this picture Saved it when I first saw it. Never fails to please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:55:38 No.13979112 >>13979101 They just insist on doing yoga with you, and make sure that they're always stretching under or on top of you, in sexually suggestive positions.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:56:21 No.13979117 >>13979105 Eyes are creepy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:57:30 No.13979123 >>13979105 >Bambi returns to see the raped body off his mother twitching on the ground >His father walks up >"You can't help your mother now bambi. Come with me." >Harpies tweeting

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 00:59:44 No.13979129 >>13979123 /k/ pls stop

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:00:09 No.13979131

>>13979099
Washing a succumbs would be lovely. You'd get to see her squirm around, getting more and more aroused as you wash her hair or scrub her back.
Then you could feel her tense like a live wire as you start to rub her soapsud covered back with your own chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:01:41 No.13979137 >>13979129 Shall I post the wolf story, or the guy who got caught fucking his cat

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:02:49 No.13979141 >>13979137 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:03:48 No.13979144 >>13979137 No, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:03:59 No.13979145 >>13979129 >>13979141 I think Tile Guy from /v/ still takes the cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:04:42 No.13979147 >>13979145 >Not /k/'s guy infatuated with Ohio That was just the weirdest shit.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:04:57 No.13979151
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>>13979099
>Come back from a jolly adventure with Dragon waifu
>She's caked in mud and gore
>Decide to help wash her off
>She heats up the bath water
>Massage shampoo into her long hair
>Wash her back, moving down along her tail
>Give all of her scales a deep, gentle scrubbing
>Wash & trim her talons
>Massage her sore wings as I wash them
>Insists I help wash her front, too
>Repress my erection as I scrub her breasts & toned stomach
>She returns the favor and washes me
>Her beasts scrub my back
>Her claws linger around my crotch a little too long
>Swat her away, tell her to save it for the bedroom
>Spend a good while just soaking in the tub cuddling with each other
>She keeps the water at just the right temperature
It hurts to never have this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:05:54 No.13979156 >>13979145 You mean the guy who only got off to tile patterns? I remember that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:05:58 No.13979157 >>13979147 No, that would be the guy that posted all his recording of internet stalking a tripfag on /sp/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:06:46 No.13979161 >>13979151 I mean, it's nice, but I think princess can wash herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:06:50 No.13979163 >>13979157 LONDON

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:06:59 No.13979164 >>13979157 >>13979147 >>13979145 >>13979137 >>13979014 >>13978991 Now how do we make all these mg-related?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:07:25 No.13979166 >>13979099 I read Mega-Holst after what happened in the last thread and now all I can think of is that shower scene

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:08:05 No.13979169 >>13979161 Of course she can, ya yutz! It's about the bonding time. And touching each other's bodies and cuddling up naked non-sexually.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:08:08 No.13979170 >>13979151 God I want that so bad. I imagine dragons would need a bit of help with cleaning under their overlapping plates.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:08:37 No.13979173
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So I still haven't thought of a better name for this, so I guess I'm sticking with this for now
Probably think of a better one later. Eventually

Great Winged Sentai Chapter 3: Dreams
http://pastebin.com/UuE2YCbn
I fucking love this picture

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:09:16 No.13979174 >>13979169 Oh fine, but she better not expect this to become the norm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:09:51 No.13979176 >>13979173 How the fuck does the moose girl put that helmet on?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:10:45 No.13979179

>>13979151
>Cuddling together while she breaths the occasional wisp of flame from her lips to heat the water, and turn the room into a temporary sauna
>She has an arm and wing around you, just perfect for keeping you all wrapped up with her.

Oh, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:11:18 No.13979182 File: 688 KB, 1112x979, img000017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979099 >You will never take in a clingy, HEALTHY, homeless demon and force her to pay rent with her body

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:11:18 No.13979183 >>13979176 Well you see, fist you need to find yourself a bottle of maple syrup Not that gutter trash stuff, the real deal Then you just chug that down, maybe with a good stack of pancakes, and put it on and it just works

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:11:44 No.13979185 File: 370 KB, 1200x1715, zzz_Translated_by_The_ButterFly_Khan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978991 >That last page. Hue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:14:23 No.13979197 >>13979185 Where have I heard that joke before?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:14:57 No.13979198 >>13979179 My companion of African ancestry

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:16:20 No.13979203 >>13979151 >>Spend a good while just soaking in the tub cuddling with each other >>She keeps the water at just the right temperature That does sound absolutely heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:17:05 No.13979209 >>13979145 No, that was funny and innocent, didn't hurt anyone, /k/ is just wrong. Wouldn't surprise me if those fucks went to THAT deep web site.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:17:22 No.13979211 >>13979183 How is she not fat with a diet like that? Does she just not wear that hat often? I thought those were part of the traditional Canadian wardrobe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:18:51 No.13979214 >>13979182 Is this from the same guy who did the Dark Elf and mercenary one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:19:10 No.13979216 Does anybody have the loli ushi oni bacpack story? People keep posting pictures about it and now I feel like rereading it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:19:18 No.13979217 >>13979018 >>13979164 >Man came to the woods >Hunts down every monster-girl in there and makes them into sex-slaves >Everyone's happy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:19:22 No.13979218 >>13979182 I cant find an exhentai link. Could you provide one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:21:15 No.13979223 >>13979218 It's not porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:22:40 No.13979227 http://i.imgur.com/MNE6tWA.jpg Pears?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:25:15 No.13979239 >>13979151 I'll have heart pupils half way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:25:35 No.13979242 File: 1.33 MB, 1000x1000, 1436655270240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979227 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:25:51 No.13979245 File: 606 KB, 800x1106, 1436286619280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979227 Yes. Sweet, succulent pears.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:25:52 No.13979246 >>13979214 >>13979218 It's an actual manga http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/tenraku-akuma-demons-core-r15624

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:28:13 No.13979251 >>13979227 Yes Yes YES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:28:31 No.13979252 >>13979239 >Heart Pupils are a physical impossibility Reality dropped the fucking ball. Is it weird if you dream of a girl you've never met before who calls herself your girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:29:21 No.13979255 >>13979252 Not really. People can have those dreams all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:29:46 No.13979259 >>13979252 Reminds me of a dream I had before of a girl I never met who called herself my girlfriend And then I never had that dream again

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:31:04 No.13979262 >>13979216 I can't remember who did the fuzzy backpack story but you might also be thinking of this one http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:33:22 No.13979270 >>13979262 That's the one I was thinking about. Thanks Anon.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:35:01 No.13979278

>>13979255
Is it weird if the girl is exactly your type?
Because sometimes I get nervous about mystical shit actually existing and this girl was literally everything I want in a relationship.
I know they're not real but sometimes I get paranoid and think "Do Succubi actually exist? Are they watching me in my dreams?"
That's probably weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:35:11 No.13979280 >>13979252 >>13979259 Reminds me of a song. >"So are you really out there, are you awake with memories? Of a boy you haven't met yet..."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:35:14 No.13979281 File: 271 KB, 728x1038, This isn't porn either.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979223 Seriously? What is it with Japan and cock teasing? I'm getting angry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:37:13 No.13979288 >>13979278 Chances are if you dream of a nice girl, she's going to be exactly your type. Makes it all the more painful when you wake up with the fading memory of the dream on the forefront of your mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:38:09 No.13979295 >>13979281 I don't even know what to say to that.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:42:13 No.13979310
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>>13979278
>>13979288
Eight out of ten persons in this planet believe in supernatural, religious stuff, Anon.
Seems pretty normal to me to think a bunch of sex demons are molesting you in your sleep.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:42:51 No.13979312

>>13979295
It's pretty good.
She's broken upstairs and loses her inhibitions and just uncontrollably does whatever her first impulse is.
Her first impulse is ALWAYS to fuck that guy. Another guy tried to take advantage of her when she got like that and she freaked out and shoved him into a garden pond while hysterically screaming that he wasn't the right person.

So she's at least a monstergirl mentally.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:43:06 No.13979314 File: 832 KB, 1024x576, I'd sproink that.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978933 >>13978991 Deergirl are best girl. Just gotta be careful of your Reese's.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:43:25 No.13979316 >>13979310 For the fist time I've laughed at this comic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:43:44 No.13979319 I want to be molested by Alps!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:45:30 No.13979321 >>13979312 No, I think I'll pass. The nips blueball me enough as it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:46:24 No.13979324 >>13979321 They do fuck at the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:47:21 No.13979328 >>13979321 The pain of liking harems.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:48:41 No.13979336 >>13979324 I would expect so, but I will not sit through x amount of chapters for something that could've been solved in 1. >>13979328 My condolences.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:53:46 No.13979354 File: 201 KB, 900x582, OYTpgQj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979316 What are you talking about. Whomp! is hilariously depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:54:17 No.13979357 >>13979336 There's no blueballing, they start going at it almost right away.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:54:44 No.13979360
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>>13979105
>>13979314
>>13978933
I don't know what to think anymore.
I've never liked Centaurs because of their lower half but... these Deer-girls are too cute to not like.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:56:44 No.13979367 >>13979360 My only gripe with horsepussy is that the horse body is just far too big for my tastes. Not a good big either, just... unwieldy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:57:30 No.13979370 >>13979367 Well, I mean Horses aren't really the smallest beings in the known cosmos

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 01:59:50 No.13979375 >>13979370 I know, that's why I was saying I don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:01:26 No.13979383 >>13979354 I liked this one too, but I guess I don't understand it most of the time, or is not my cup of tea. >lel I'm so awkward and such a loser laugh at me and my crummy life Eh

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:04:06 No.13979390 >>13979383 I guess some people can get off easier from suffering than others.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:04:24 No.13979392 >>13979387 What's the point of those middle legs?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:04:52 No.13979394 >>13979252 >Heart Pupils are a physical impossibility Fuck that. If creepy rectangle pupils are possible, heart pupils should be possible too!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:05:28 No.13979396 >>13979392 She's a centaur.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:08:37 No.13979405 >>13979246 Well that was depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:08:54 No.13979406 >>13979396 Oh wait, now I see it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:11:38 No.13979413 >>13979406 Holy shit you're blind.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:14:21 No.13979420 >>13979413 Her standing up threw me off. It made her front legs look tiny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:16:01 No.13979423 File: 104 KB, 795x660, btooom-2721299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979390 >suffering

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:20:34 No.13979439 >>13978707 Pretty sure it would be justified if I just forced her down and began to have my way with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:22:06 No.13979443 >>13978869 I want to sleep in my sister's bed with her holding me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:22:56 No.13979445 >>13979405 I think it's cute. She's helpless, but not in an annoying way like usual with manga. Helpless like a puppy. A surprisingly busty puppy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:23:26 No.13979451 >>13979443 As do I.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:25:36 No.13979456 >>13979445 Not that helpless, the way she was setting him up to use her name shows she is quite set on getting him.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:26:24 No.13979461

>It's a sunny saturday morning
>You know because you can feel the heat of the light coming in the windows
>Breakfast is done and you're just watching the new cartoons for this week with April
>She's more excited than usual, you can feel the speed her tail is going
>And she keeps hopping up when she hears any vehicle drive by to see who it is
>Only to return to her seat after
>June is coming over for a sleepover, and May will be coming over later for the same reason
>Despite the cupcake incident, April started getting along really well with the heckpup
>Guess she started trusting her after she heard how well she did taking care of you
>Having two excited puppies following you around everywhere at the daycare is a bit embarrassing, but at least May isn't any trouble
>The kitten has remained a bit shy around you though
>The doorbell has April leaping up and running for the door
"I'll get it!"
>You hear the door open and four sets of small padded feet rush back towards you
>April gets back into her spot, and the second smoky smelling pup plops down on the other side
"Hi anon! Whatcha watching?"
>You're pretty sure it's the newest Power Sailors episode
>It's a commercial right now
>For something called the 'Oozinator'
>It sounds sticky
>You can hear your mother and June's mother talking about where the bigger heckhound will sleep that night
>Guess she'll be staying the night too
>You already know the kids will sleep in the living room tonight
>The coffee table has already been moved to the side to make space
>April wants to wait till you're all there to make the fort though
>She explained that it was sort of like a house, but would be made with pillows and blankets
>The doorbell rings again
>A repeat of last time, April jumps up to get it
>She runs back, but you hardly hear May until she's right behind you
>Cats sure are good at sneaking
"H-hi anon. Hi J-june."
"Hi Ma-WOW! That's a really cool sleeping bag!"
>What are they talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:26:29 No.13979463 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, the fire department undines are mad enough as it is, no need to throw more fuel into the fire.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:28:10 No.13979471

>>13979461
>They let May explain, staying quiet till she gets the message
"Uhm... I-it looks like a koi fish." She explains
>You don't really know what that looks like
>She apologizes with a squeak, before putting something down in front of you
>You feel at it, trying to get a good image of what it is
>A big 'mouth' lets someone enter it
>There are a few decorative fins on it's large body
>And it's somehow soft, yet keeps it's full shape
>But most importantly, it's gigantic
>You're not even sure how May dragged the thing in on her own
>It has to be able to fit two fully grown people
>She must not like being cramped in a sleeping bag
>It is pretty cool though
"My mom got it just fo-for today, so it's brand new." May admits
"Can we try it out?!" April asks, bouncing in place
>May must have nodded, because April begins slipping inside it right away
"Hey, the tongue is the pillow!"
>June moves around you to check it out
>May is quiet, and you can almost hear her embarrassment
>There are some noises in the kitchen, but you shrug it off as lunch being made and listen to the show when it comes back on
>Then you hear an adult voice you assume is June's mother
"Where's the pup that wanted to learn to bake?!"
>April wiggles out of the fish and scampers over, yipping "Me! Me! Me!"
"I'll help!" June shouts, leaping up and running after April
>It just leaves you and May alone
>Except for the fish
>She sits down a short distance from you, and you're both quiet for a bit
>It starts to get to you though
>You ask if something is wrong
>May takes a few seconds to respond
"U-uhm... w-w-well... I just c-can't stop th-thinking about... w-well... I don't r-remember what it w-was like wh-when you petted me..."
>She's pretty nervous about this
>And probably embarrassed
>Not that you aren't too
>Without thinking, you suggest doing it again
>It sinks in at the same time for you two
"Okay..."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:28:27 No.13979473 >>13979461 More blind anon and puppy? Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:28:51 No.13979475 >>13979461 >More guidepuppy Is this the real life?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:29:46 No.13979479 >>13979475 No, it's just fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:30:19 No.13979483 >>13979479 Caught in a landslide?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:30:50 No.13979486 >>13979461 >Seeing-Eye Puppy returns! Hallelujah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:30:51 No.13979487 >>13979461 >>13979471 Nyanon yes!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:30:55 No.13979488 >>13979483 No escape from reality.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:31:11 No.13979489

>>13979471
>The kitten slides over next to you
>You can feel the nervous shaking through the loose clothes she's wearing
>You're not so sure about this anymore, but you can't back out now
>Carefully you feel your fingertips up to her head
>When you find it, you begin stroking the shaking kitten's head
>The shaking calms down after a bit, and it helps she's a bit smaller than you
>Then you hear something familiar
>It's faint, but she's started purring
>Which makes it even harder to hear what show has come on now
>You think it's that show about digital monster girls
"What kinda cookies do you want anon?!"
>April's voice seems to push May over some threshold, and she tips over onto the fish
>Out like a light
"What happened?" April asks, cluelessly
>You just say she wanted a nap
>And that you would like butterscotch cookies
"Okay!" Yips April
>She scampers back to the kitchen
>You get a bit of quiet time now, though the long furry thing on your lap gets your attention
>You quickly realize it's May's tail
>So that's how cats and dogs are different
>Besides the other stuff
>Lunch comes and goes, and you get cookies after
>They're pretty good, which makes the puppies happy
>You can feel the chill in the air, so it's not surprising when you're kept inside due to the rain
>The four of you make due making the fort and watching some videos June brought with her
>Though only half of them have descriptive audio
>It's still fun helping prop the pillows and other things up, even if you have to do it several times
>Eventually the mothers bring in the table from the storage room, which makes the process a lot easier
>June keeps asking questions anytime April helps you with anything
>And April is happy to answer them
>You're not sure you need two guide puppies

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:31:19 No.13979490 File: 69 KB, 500x700, 10f09f3f3711bef38207e41f727f17ba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979360 >>13979367 Not for me. Big girls are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:31:25 No.13979491 >>13979488 Open your eyes! Look up to the sky and see!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:32:03 No.13979493 >>13979490 For you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:32:39 No.13979495 Swear to god there's a fucking kakuen setting up the captchas.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:32:50 No.13979496 >>13979491 He can't do that anon, he's blind.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:32:56 No.13979497

>>13979489
>Huddled under the table, you four begin to enjoy the chicken and fries that the adults ordered while some movie about mice in australia trying to save a boy from a poacher and his lizardgirl wife
>And the giant eagle harpy that the poachers are trying to catch
>Eating with your fingers isn't new to you, but it's the first time you've had chicken
>It's a bit of an adventure eating around the bones
>May seems to really like it, since she keeps asking for more
>Saying she doesn't mind being too full for the cake
>Until you all get the cake
>April doesn't get any, since it's chocolate, so she gets a creamsicle instead
>But as you're finishing, you can sense the nervousness spreading through the girls
>The rain and wind has picked up, and hail patters against the windows
>Your dad has to run inside to get away from it
>Seems there will be a pretty big storm that night
>The first rumble of thunder makes both canines yelp and scurry further into the fort
>It is a bit freaky for your young self, but you've heard it before
>A clingy cat latches onto your back, hiding her face in it
>The adults in the room just giggle and chuckle at the four of you
>You try and reassure the group, but a second louder crack of thunder only gets more doggish yelps and whines from two of the girls
>And those claws are needle sharp
"S-sorry!" May whines, letting go and freeing you from her claws
>With the helpers disabled from fright, the adults take care of cleaning up and leave the four of you alone
>You're nervous about being the only one not terrified of the increasingly common rumbles in the sky

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:33:30 No.13979498 >>13979496 Huh. Open his ears and hear?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:34:03 No.13979500

>>13979497
>The three huddle up behind you
>Jumping anytime the loud bang of lightning cracks nearby
>The claws on your chest are the worst part
>Getting fed up with it, you pull May in front of you and sit her down in the hole of your crossed legs
>She seems to get warmer from you holding her like this, but she calms down
>And the pups are too scared to care
>It makes watching the movies a bit harder
>Towards the end of the last one, the storm picks up to an extreme
>A thundercrack comes by at least ten times a minute
>April actually screams
>Before you realize it, the two canines drag you and May backwards and into the fish
>Cramped inside there, two shaking pups cling to you from either side and keep you pinned down
>May probably has the worst of it, pinned below you
>But at least she can breath
>With the storm not letting up, you can tell it'll be a long night

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:34:54 No.13979501 >>13979497 >some movie about mice in australia trying to save a boy from a poacher and his lizardgirl wife That is...utterly bizarre.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:35:08 No.13979502

>>13979500
>You wake up in much the same position you spent the night in
>It's stuffy, cramped, but cozy somehow
>You ask if any of them are awake
"Y-yeah."
>April still seems scared
>Even though it sounds like the storm stopped
>But the other two are still out like lights
>Probably got to sleep and need to catch up on what they lost
>You try and wiggle out of the fish bag to go empty your aching bladder
>For the fact nobody wet themselves, you're very thankful
>But April clings to you extra tightly
"D-don't go, what if th-the storm comes back?!"
>She's definitely still scared
>You try and reassure her the best way your young mind can think of
>Telling her the storm must be extra sleepy after playing so long last night
>It actually works
>But she gets out first to make sure
>You slip out and feel your way out from under the table to stand up
>By the time you manage this, April is done
"The storm went home! And there is a HUGE puddle in the street!"
>You're more worried about the bathroom, so you head right for it
>When you return, the other two are up and calling for you in mild fright
>April seems to have run upstairs to use that bathroom
>You tell them it's safe
>They're careful getting out, but run right for the bathrooms once they're out
>A rather odd sleepover
>You hear your mother in the kitchen, so you head there to see what breakfast will be
"Thunderbirds fighting? No wonder it was so crazy last night!"
"Wish they told us which one won!" June's mother comments
"Hey sweetie, how did you sleep last night?~"
>It was cramped
>This just makes the pair laugh
>You wish you knew what was funny

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:35:14 No.13979504 >>13979497 >The Rescuers Down Under Holy shit, that brings back memories.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:35:34 No.13979505 >>13979501 Welcome to Australia

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:36:31 No.13979509 >>13979505 No I just mean the concept of The Rescuers Down Under with Monster Girls. Not something I'd think of...it's...interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:39:14 No.13979516 >>13979502 And pastebin updated. http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp Hope you guys liked it, have at least one more idea for something to do with this in the future. Now to maybe write some prose.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:39:21 No.13979518 >>13979504 You can rescue me down under, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:40:07 No.13979520 >>13979516 Really good stuff mate. Can't wait for more!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:40:49 No.13979522 >>13979518 I don't go into the under dark ever since the dark elf incident Anon. Sorry but you'll need to find another fighter for your rescue party. and I need to go to bed like I said I was. Darn cute seeing eye pup.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:40:50 No.13979523

>>13979509
>Take a look around boy, abandoned demonic silver mines as far as the eye can see

>Home, home on the range
>Monstergirls all tied up in chains
>I'll cut through their sides
>And rip off their hides
>And the next day I'll do it agaiiiiiin

>Chorus now, everybody!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:41:01 No.13979524 >>13979516 So, harem end?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:42:24 No.13979532 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:43:31 No.13979537 >>13979461 >>13979471 >>13979489 >>13979497 >>13979500 >>13979502 >>13979516 >You'll never have a monstergirl childhood friend. >You'll never have multiple monstergirl childhood friends Why are you doing this to me anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:44:46 No.13979539 >>13979524 They're just kindergarten kids anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:45:16 No.13979542 >>13979539 Since when does that matter?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:47:07 No.13979549 >>13979532 Why do you even do this anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:47:30 No.13979551 >>13979539 Arranged polygamous marriage, then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:48:57 No.13979556 >>13979501 >>13979504 This is triggering my nostalgia hard. That was my favorite movie when I was a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:49:50 No.13979561 >>13979556 Just remembering it sent me on a time trip to the past

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:51:06 No.13979567 File: 167 KB, 1062x504, Aww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:51:22 No.13979568

>>13979551
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if a Human family and a Wyvern family promised to arrange the marriage of a newborn human to a newborn wyvern, only for the wyvern to turn out to be twins.
Would the human grow up with the two of them and be both their Dragoon?
Because you can't tell me the image of two baby Wyverns cuddled up to a baby dragoon isn't adorable as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:51:31 No.13979569 >>13979561 McLeach had the sweetest truck, a fucking halftrack. Still gives me shivers remembering the sound and the animation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:52:16 No.13979573 >>13979567 I just want to pat her head and tell her eveything will be fire

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:53:28 No.13979579 >>13979568 >Spoiler It is, incredibly so...but what point is two mounts with but one rider? I'd thought of it for a story, but I just don't think it'd work all that well.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:53:33 No.13979580

>>13979568
That makes zero sense. He can't ride both at the same time into battle. And you don't know how they would get along. Putting young toddler age ones together and seeing which ones naturally make friends is probably the easiest metric for arrangements.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:53:34 No.13979581 >>13979568 >Because you can't tell me the image of two baby Wyverns cuddled up to a baby dragoon isn't adorable as hell. Shit nigger, that is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:53:50 No.13979583 >>13979568 How would he even ride them?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:54:23 No.13979585 >>13979569 It's a shame they don't make animation like that any more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:54:53 No.13979588 >>13979579 >>13979580 >>13979583 >implying he needs to ride both of them He could alternate between them. He rides one and the other provides backup.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:55:30 No.13979590 >>13979583 My guess is jumping between them mid air like some kind of suicidal leapfrog to avoid attacks sent at him and confuse his enemies or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:56:03 No.13979593 >>13979579 >>13979568 >>13979580 >>13979583 >>13979590 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10&ab_channel=VolvoTrucks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:56:33 No.13979597 File: 49 KB, 1000x1000, 1414559191373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979568 >>13979583

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:56:54 No.13979598 >>13979588 It defeats the entire point of a pair bred and bonded together for battle. So yes, it matters. You're just trying to make any excuse to cram in harem antics with one guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:57:59 No.13979603 >>13979598 I might just be doing that, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:59:00 No.13979606 >>13979598 I think he means they'd operate as a trio. Working in synchronization with all sorts of aerial acrobatics and jumping around and shit.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:59:07 No.13979607

>>13979588
As >>13979598 says, it kind of defeats the point. While he COULD switch between them, any time spent with one is time not spent with the other, thus weakening their overall bond and effectiveness as a team.

It's a cute idea, it just doesn't really pan out all that well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 02:59:13 No.13979608 >>13979593 >>13979597 heh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:00:06 No.13979609 >>13979597 >Wyvern surfing Hah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:00:57 No.13979613 >>13979606 See >>13979607 Two Wyverns with two riders would be magnitudes more effective than some guy between two.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:01:44 No.13979619 >>13979607 Just got another idea that would work better. Being chosen as a tribute to a Dragon before you're born to be a playmate for her daughteru. But then she ends up having twins. Or triplets. Or more. Depends on what you'd like to imagine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:04:05 No.13979628 File: 77 KB, 457x650, 48690796_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you go to the petting zoo or the heavy petting zoo? There's rumors of an ushi in the heavy petting side.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:04:08 No.13979629 >>13979619 This I see no logistics issues with. Just cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:04:14 No.13979630 >>13979613 >>13979607 No way. Surfing on top of two wyverns is way cooler than two guys riding two wyverns, therefore, it's the best tactical choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:05:14 No.13979637 >>13979628 Both

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:05:47 No.13979641 >>13979628 Then point me to the heavy petting zoo, good sir. I've a spidercow to romance.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:06:46 No.13979646

>>13979629
Can you imagine growing up with a bunch of Dragon girls? Possibly of different colors too?
>"Hands off Anon sis! He's MY treasure!"
>"I don't see your name on him!"
>"I'm the older sister, and I say he's mine!"
>"We were born ten seconds apart!"
Meanwhile anon is sneaking off to go hide under his covers and wait for this to all blow over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:08:13 No.13979653 >>13979637 >Pick up cute little sleeping dormouse >Carry her over to the heavy petting side >IT'S TIME. >A kakuen pets herself to you petting the rat

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:08:32 No.13979654 >>13979646 >Born >Not hatched Cosplay-tier dragons detected. They're just selfish human girls trying to fool you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:10:08 No.13979659 >>13979653 Sometimes I forget Kakuen masturbate while thinking about men they're interested in. And then when I remember it I get a boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:10:35 No.13979660 >>13979590 Fuck it, I'm stealing this idea for something.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:10:51 No.13979663

>>13979646
People always want these things to end in some kind of happy harem nonsense, but I'm the kind of guy who'd like to see it turn into a bloodbath just once and the strongest girl come out on top. All the other girls are beaten and broken as she cuddles you, all wounded and exhausted.

You're mine, all mine now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:11:09 No.13979664 >>13979654 I forgot about dragon eggs, just pretend that says hatched. It's practically the same thing anyway, just different styles of birth.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:11:41 No.13979667 Hey Mono is streaming new art of a Dragon girl in a Hot Springs if you guys are interested https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=monorus#

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:12:39 No.13979672 >>13979663 But then the rest of the girls would all be sad and shit. I don't want that to happen. I want everyone to be happy sucking my cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:13:02 No.13979673 >>13979667 Looks more like a Salamander to me. Still hot and wet, either way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:13:49 No.13979676 >>13979667 >Just about to go to bed >Mono in streaming delicious Salamanadons A few minutes couldn't hurt, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:14:29 No.13979679 >>13979667 Holy shit this is awesome. His purposefully simpliefied chibi drawings make me forget how skillful he is.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:14:35 No.13979680

>>13979663
The reason I went with sisters for this idea is I think monstergirl sisters would be more open to sharing.
That and I just wanted to imagine growing up with two (or more) cute monstergirls.
Imagine them both clinging to you while arguing over who gets to cuddle you during bedtime.
Imagine what that would be like when the three of you hit puberty.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:16:43 No.13979685 >>13979667 >Moose was the one who requested it Next time I see the bastard I'm going to buy him a beer

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:18:06 No.13979690 >>13979685 How? He probably lives half way across the planet from you. You don't even know what he looks like, how will you see him, let alone buy him alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:18:20 No.13979693 >>13979685 Moose a good boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:19:06 No.13979698 >>13979690 Fucking recognition finds a way If I must scour the planet of Gaia for him place of residents and ship him a keg of beer then I will!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:19:23 No.13979700 >>13979672 >tfw imagining a succubus posting on /hbg/ about how they only want to have three cute brothers that don't mind sharing and happily filling all her holes Well, that's one kind of terrible taste that's even worse when you flip it around.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:21:27 No.13979707 >>13979700 What wrong with some love between siblings?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:22:46 No.13979710 >>13979667 >ask a genuine question >get banned for it did he forget to take his medication

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:23:36 No.13979713 >>13979710 That was your fault and you know it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:25:22 No.13979716 >>13979710 >Funposting in a drawfag's stream What were you expecting exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:26:34 No.13979720 >>13979667 So that must be the scene when MC first met her? Pretty lewd, now I see why he'd want to violate her right at the spot back then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:27:37 No.13979724 >>13979713 >>13979716 But...they were legit questions!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:29:10 No.13979728 >>13979720 Pretty sure it was her violating him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:29:56 No.13979731 >>13979724 This is why anon isn't allowed in streams anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:30:26 No.13979733 >>13979724 You brought it upon yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:32:13 No.13979738 >>13979731 Reminds me of those niconico stream threads on /a/ they had to stop because some anon would see the threads then join in on the stream and spam the chat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:34:20 No.13979744 >>13979461 >Oozinator Well played. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:34:29 No.13979745 >>13979738 >one anon That's like...every shitstormic stream ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjFBbf9JvI It's never just 1 person.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:37:00 No.13979750 How come mono and less never link us to their streams on their own? Do they not want us there?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:37:52 No.13979753 >>13979750 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:39:03 No.13979758 >>13979750 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:39:12 No.13979759 >>13979750 Well, if >>13979710 is any indication...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:40:24 No.13979763 >>13979759 Someone ask him if he hates us or if he's just being tsun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:40:59 No.13979767 >>13979750 Who cares.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:41:15 No.13979769 >>13979763 Both less and monorus are in the stream, we can ask both

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:41:16 No.13979770 File: 395 KB, 636x900, 251a8defe6a3dd1fe0dde5e8679b25d5.jpg?4783344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'd make sure Gore-chan shed's her skin properly wouldn't you anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:41:38 No.13979771 >>13979745 Wow her voice is not something I'd want to wake up to. Japanese Fran Drescher voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:42:32 No.13979776 >>13979770 Of course Shedding's uncomfortable if you don't do it right. Well, least that's what I've heard

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:42:44 No.13979778 >>13979770 Sure. Wouldn't want it to fall off when in public. That would be quite embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:42:50 No.13979779 >>13979763 Don't risk it anon. You'll probably get banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:43:50 No.13979783 >>13979771 She's kinda cute even if foolish or fat. I wish one of these would cosplay as a monster girl, now that'd be a true /mgt/ shistorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:47:20 No.13979788 File: 8 KB, 320x259, Untitle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979750 Are they right? Are we autistic retards?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:48:38 No.13979790 >>13979788 That's ironic considering what they did to >>13979710

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:48:53 No.13979792 >>13979788 80-20

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:49:32 No.13979793 >>13979788 Everyone in this site is goddamn autistic to some extent. >>13979790 Please stop acting dumb, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:49:56 No.13979794 >>13979790 Are you still upset for being banned because you were an idiot?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:51:06 No.13979797 >>13979788 This is pretty silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:52:05 No.13979802 >>13979788 >I hate all autistic retards Mono confirmed for hating the thread

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:52:44 No.13979804 >>13979794 5 bucks says it's the same retard who got insta-banned from IRC that one time too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:52:47 No.13979805 >>13979793 >>13979794 Please stop being silly. Why are we even having some kind of cross-stream drama war? This is /jp/ not your tumblr.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:52:50 No.13979806

>>13979793
>Everyone in this site is goddamn autistic to some extent.
The sad part is, as bad as people can get here, it's still largely the best place to talk about things.
Not even just monster girls, look at /a/. /a/ is fucking horrible, but where else are you going to talk about anime without cringing over everyone inserting random Japanese into every post?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:53:38 No.13979807 >>13979805 >Being this butthurt about getting banned from Mono's stream.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:54:05 No.13979810 Monorus can go fuck himself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:54:24 No.13979814 File: 17 KB, 328x564, When will Less learn proper gramatical skills I mean for fucks sake he's from the phillipines no excuse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979802 Double Confirmed, we're a shithole. >>13979810 But he's right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:54:56 No.13979816 >>13979810 He's right though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:56:14 No.13979822 >>13979807 >I'm butthurt because I'm not into dramawars Wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:58:34 No.13979826 >>13979788 yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 03:58:46 No.13979828 >>13979788 >>13979814 Not even arguing the point which is fair, but I kinda thought of him being above something like this. And .less isn't even someone you'd take posting quality critique by default, ever. Anyway, delete this later.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:00:22 No.13979833 Let's get away from this drama with a question. If you had a monstergirl childhood friend, what would she be and what kind of cute chaste things would you do together? And how hard would she rape you once you hit puberty?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:01:25 No.13979837 >>13979833 Yeti. Because I love winter and mugs of hot cocoa

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:01:57 No.13979839 [DELETED]

>>13979814
>>13979816
>sucking his dick

Anyone who is still here after all the shit we've been through understands how we work. If someone doesn't like that they can leave anytime. They're not the first drawfags we've had, and they won't be the last.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:03:13 No.13979842 >>13979833 >chaste >rape

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:03:44 No.13979844
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>>13979833
She'd coil around me as a heat lamp.
She'd insist taking bath together isn't a bad thing.
Going by the old meme, she'd want to wrestle me on occassion, seeing if she can coil around me into submission.
So hard.
So very hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:03:45 No.13979845 >>13979842 Chaste until puberty anon. Chaste until puberty.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:03:58 No.13979847 >>13979839 > Gets banned for shitposting in a stream > Proceeds to shitpost about it on /jp/ because he thinks we care > "NO IT'S THE DRAWFAGS WHO NEED TO FUCK OFF" k.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:04:11 No.13979849 >>13979839 >Agreeing with a drawfag's point of view means we do so only because he produces quality OC.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:07:37 No.13979858 Would you love your monstergirl waifu even when her skin turns wrinkly and her hair gray?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:07:45 No.13979859 >>13979849 Pfft, that's precisely the reason people tolerated .less's trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:08:13 No.13979861 >>13979858 Yes? Is this a trick question?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:09:38 No.13979864 >>13979859 >people tolerated .less's trolling

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:09:40 No.13979865 >>13979859 Everyone trolls each other on this god-forsaken site and people tolerate it because it's hilarious the reaction of the ones who let it get to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:10:12 No.13979866 >>13979861 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:11:21 No.13979869 >>13979858 It'll probably be around the same time my nuts stop working and I'll really only care about her for her. So yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:11:23 No.13979870 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979858 Of course

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:11:34 No.13979872 >>13979864 People defended him after his little sprees because he did good stuff every once on a while.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:12:25 No.13979874

>>13979858
You mean, growing old with her?
Because you will age, at (maybe) the same rate than her, YOUR hair will also turn grey, and YOUR skin will also be less beautiful than before.

Yes. Yes I would still love her. The "old me" will still love the "old her".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:16:19 No.13979890 File: 216 KB, 441x553, 1406510689350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979858 >>13979870 >"Ara Ara~ You wouldn't happen to be interested in an old fox like me now, would you?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:31:28 No.13979946 Is everyone at the stream? We got dead suddenly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:32:33 No.13979953 >>13979946 Everyone got banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:34:54 No.13979962 File: 1.18 MB, 1127x1600, pharaoh_back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now that I think about it, I kind of want to get an Apophis version of this. What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:35:28 No.13979964 >>13979962 I second it is what I think

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:35:43 No.13979966 >>13979962 Sounds wiz to me, chummer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:37:29 No.13979972 What the shit happened in this thread?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:39:01 No.13979979

>>13979953
Really?

Hmm.

Horse pussy a shit
Mindflayers a shit
Alps should all be gassed
The frog girl is snot to my taste but I can see why people like her
Anyone who likes fair should be beaten half to death
We need magic cocaine stories
Kikimora will always be best meido
We need suffering back

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:40:02 No.13979983 >>13979979 >fair Cait

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:41:02 No.13979985 File: 243 KB, 600x600, 1440206074905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979979 I bring a bit of Gazer, to get things back again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:42:40 No.13979989 File: 252 KB, 600x600, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979985 And some final boss grapesnake too. http://i.imgur.com/sc2fj3w.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:43:37 No.13979993 >>13979989 What is THAT? What IS that? WHAT is THAT?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:45:00 No.13979996 File: 32 KB, 338x480, 1432914786675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979989 I don't like this at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:45:14 No.13979997 >>13979993 I asked for grapesnake grafted to and possessed by some demon serpent that is supposed to be Apep, and This is how it came out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:45:57 No.13979998 File: 30 KB, 414x303, Above and beyond.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979997 I see

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:46:05 No.13979999 >>13979985 >>13979989 My heart

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:46:46 No.13980000 Alright I just finished writing a big dumb greentext only to come back and see all these deleted posts. What the hell did you guys do this time?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:46:47 No.13980001 Well, I leave the two of you to it because I just realized it's almost 5am here. Later.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:47:52 No.13980007 >>13980000 Nuffin. We gud boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:47:55 No.13980008 >>13979985 >>13979989 This is a good monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:48:53 No.13980012 >>13980000 Even with your quads, I should say that it's not important. What's important is that we continue to gather more content. So greentext away, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 04:52:11 No.13980019 >>13980012 >So greentext away, I guess. Absolutely not, the thread won't like what they see and they'll tell me to fuck off, so it's going elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:03:08 No.13980044 So what was the question of >>13979710 that led to the above mess?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:03:18 No.13980045 >>13980019 Then why mention it here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:04:23 No.13980051 >>13980000 >>13980044 The cuckoo bird was chirping, nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:06:22 No.13980056 >>13980044 Is it that hard to look it up in the archive?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:06:39 No.13980058 >>13980000 A bit of all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:08:36 No.13980066 >>13979804 What IRC?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:08:56 No.13980068 >>13980056 Yes, it's kinda hard to look up things never posted.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:08:58 No.13980069

>>13978981
I want to vicariously shatter pelvises with hentai NTR logic and rape aphrodesiacs!
>"Hora, stupid wurm chan, you want to please your husband right?"
>Take her chin in hand and force her eyes to mine
>"So wouldn't it be better to fuck, so you're prepared for when he first tastes you?"
>"G-Good idea mister!"
>The after image fades into the air, the wurm long gone
>The morning rings clear with the cry of birds, and the bone chime of shattering pelvises.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:16:58 No.13980091 >>13980066 The one run by elh

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:19:59 No.13980098

You see your monstergirl daughter in a strange website with runes, you ask her what she is doing, she tells you that she is learning Russian, then, one week later, she asks to put her clothes next to the wash machine, you notice that there is a lot of new feminine tracksuits for her size, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:21:51 No.13980102 >>13980098 I tell her "cyka blyat" and proceed to climb up my PC's monitor and squat on top of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:22:30 No.13980104 >>13980098 Do the slav squat with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:22:45 No.13980105 >>13980098 Wonder why she needs to keep fit when Mamono Mana does that for her. Probably. I'm confused what that stuff actually does sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:24:23 No.13980108 >>13980098 Make her drink vodka and learn the hard way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:24:57 No.13980110 File: 871 KB, 985x595, A_real_human_bean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Well met, sir. I am Lady Anne." >"Charmed, I'm sure."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:25:14 No.13980111 >>13980068 Are you retarded?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:25:43 No.13980112

>>13979833
Well that depends if I have the same childhood that I've already have.
If its the same then most likely a Holstaur, I can't even remember what I did when I was that young so I have no idea. I moved away when I was like 7 to the city so if she really wanted to she could track me down and the rape could either be tender or pelvis shattering.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:27:16 No.13980114 >>13980111 You obviously are.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:27:44 No.13980115 >>13980098 >feminine tracksuits for her size And not a single telnyashka? That would need to be fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:29:24 No.13980117 >>13980110 What's that little girl doing behind you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:29:47 No.13980119 >>13980114 I'm not the one who can't go to the fucking archive and check what was the question

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:30:01 No.13980121

so what would happen if you took manticore, apophis, oomukade and girtablulu venom, liliraune nectar, and mucus toad...uh...mucus, mixed all that shit up, and either ate or injected it?

would you have a permaboner, would you get mind broken? what kinda crazy shit would that cause.

cause whatever it does, it's probably fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:31:25 No.13980127 >>13980098 Say "Checki Brecki" to her every single time I see her from then on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:31:38 No.13980129 >>13980121 Super incubus. You become the hip destroyer.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:32:07 No.13980132
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>want to put myself into debt for 7 meter miia daki
>no credit history
>only qualified for a 300 dollar card
>Going to have to wait a few weeks before I have enough

Someone kill me, 3 is not enough Miia

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:33:13 No.13980137 >>13980132 Anonymous, why don't you have a seat over there and let's just have a friendly talk It's about your "obsession"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:33:34 No.13980139 >>13980132 Anon, never give up on your dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:33:42 No.13980140 >>13980132 Poor bastard. At least you have them. I'm envious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:33:46 No.13980141 >>13980132 >Have $6000 credit approval Fuck no am I spending that much on a daki though. The lingerie and bridal ones are very nice though; to say nothing of Loen's wonderfulness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:33:50 No.13980142 >>13980119 All that's posted where two screencaps from after the whole shit went down, not what started it either in posts or images, you knuckle dragging mongoloid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:33:52 No.13980143 >>13980121 Your dick would burst as all the blood in your body is rushed into it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:35:09 No.13980149 File: 105 KB, 370x600, Who_you_gonna_call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980117 >"L-Little gi- ?" >"I-I don't know what're you are talking about, Sir Anon." >"Please excuse me! I have to attend to o-other matters of great urgency!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:35:44 No.13980152 >>13980098 >My family's records go back to 1525, when the Duchy of Prussia was established >100% German stock >Daughteru wants to pretend to be Slav scum No, she's getting the belt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:38:20 No.13980161 >>13980129 Those are just aphrodisiacs and endurance enhancers. You need actual mamono mana to become an incubus. You can always get a massive amount from a Dark Matter or a legion of Khepris, but they aren't the most common of monsters,

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:40:16 No.13980170

>>13980121
pretty sure that concoction already exists, a rare, volatile street drug known as "Nitemayr"

apparently named so for several reasons, firstly because the crazy fuck who made it couldn't spell after he shot up, got fucked for literally 3 days straight, almost died of dehydration and still gets nightmares from it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:40:35 No.13980171 File: 255 KB, 1016x1025, Alice_in_u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to protect an Alice's smile!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:43:45 No.13980178 >>13980091 I don't even know what that is. Are they as shitty as cucknubis?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:45:27 No.13980186 >>13980142 Wait, I realised what you were talking about. Don't mind me, looks like I am actually retarded. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:47:17 No.13980194 >>13980171 Well, that guy sure isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:48:25 No.13980196 What would you do if you found a crying Matango who had lost her arms in a tragic accident?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:49:36 No.13980203 >>13980132 PayPal Credit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:53:04 No.13980210 >>13980149 But the night is still young! Have a drink with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:53:10 No.13980211 File: 27 KB, 500x433, 6e53592fbca9258565576c0961d63910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980194 I'm sure he's just tired from all the times he's had to protect it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:54:30 No.13980220 >>13980210 She already ran away, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:55:05 No.13980222 >>13980091 >whois this fucker >channels are private That's a sign of someone who doesn't want anyone to get involved with anything, period. Or some sort of secret shitteposting club.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:56:50 No.13980224 >>13980220 Shit. I need that little girl. The dark gods' favor doesn't come cheap. I need kidneys. http://i.imgur.com/foaxwIp.png

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:57:32 No.13980225 >>13980222 > He's trying to stir the pot again

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:59:31 No.13980231 >>13980224 WHY DO YOU GET COLORED IMAGES AND I DON'T IT'S HARD AS FUCK DO DIFFERENTIATE ANYTHING IN BLACK AND WHITE.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 05:59:46 No.13980232 >>13980225 I'm just saying I don't know what that is, so not me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:00:09 No.13980235 >>13980231 Maybe you're colour-blind?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:02:35 No.13980243 >>13980235 DON'T YOU MAKE DUMB JOKES I HAVE TO FAIL LIKE THREE CAPTCHAS EVERY TIME I WANT TO POST BEFORE I GET IT RIGHT BECAUSE OF THE STUPID PICTURES BEING SO TINY

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:03:22 No.13980245 >>13980243 Have you considered the possibility you are the robot anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:04:03 No.13980248 File: 331 KB, 1244x3338, bobyoujerk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that your monster daughteru will always love you, even after your death.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:05:14 No.13980253 File: 365 KB, 1280x720, CZ Delta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980245 >CZ Delta shitposting because she's mad everyone likes Entoma and Narberal more than her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:05:55 No.13980256 >>13980248 I'm made of bubbles??? What kind of MG am I?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:06:35 No.13980258 >>13980245 LIES I CONFIRM EVERYDAY WITH MYSELF THAT I REMAIN HUMAN JUST LIKE THE DAY BEFORE SO ITS THESE DAMN COLORS NOT BEING THERE

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:07:36 No.13980263 >>13980256 Effervescent slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:07:37 No.13980264 >>13980186 It's alright, we all have off days.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:08:36 No.13980267 >>13980256 A passing ghost, duh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:09:20 No.13980268 >>13980248 Reminder that Laska is shit and .less is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:10:24 No.13980272 File: 30 KB, 495x500, Bubble_Slime_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980263 Doesn't this make it a yuri couple?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:13:39 No.13980284 >>13980272 Nah, you're just a girl made of sticky, bubbly green semen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:20:44 No.13980293 >>13978485 I like both, preferably at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:22:19 No.13980299 >fairy girlfriend >she's into S&M >you're probably on an FBI watchlist for buying doll-sized leather gear from Amazon >you have to make your own tiny candles >you have to learn how use a tiny whip

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:23:39 No.13980302 >>13980284 >tfw you will never be a soap slime called Bob who is actually a girl with a futa soap dick and get a futayuri couple going with a catgirl why liv

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:23:44 No.13980303 >>13980299 Or you could just remember she's a fucking Fairy and knows magic, making size easily adjustable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:25:15 No.13980307 >>13980303 She failed alteration class.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:26:29 No.13980311 >>13980299 >Closing the shackles is hard enough. Try figuring out which key the size of a pinhead goes with what shackle and using them. >>13980303 If I wanted to dom a knife-eared pest my own size I'd get an elf.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:26:32 No.13980312 >>13980307 Then I would still find an easier way, by obtaining some nice tobacco or maybe weed, and then offering it to a Wizard in exchange for a size-shifting charm. Because Wizards can be bartered with.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:27:34 No.13980315 >>13980311 Elves don't have wings or levitation-inducing dandruff.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:31:48 No.13980321 >>13980315 Elves don't fit in the palm of your hand either, so why would you want to turn a fairy into an elf is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:36:07 No.13980331 >>13980315 But Elves come in a delicious shade of brown. You can press your pasty body up against her's and pretend that you're cookies'n'creme ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:36:09 No.13980332 >>13980321 Size-alteration doesn't mean they lose the wings or the dandruff. It doesn't make them stop being stretchy, either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:40:16 No.13980343 >>13980332 >Size-alteration doesn't mean they lose the wings or the dandruff. It doesn't make them stop being stretchy, either. >It doesn't make them stop being stretchy, either No no no no no no no no no. I don't need to see any of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:41:06 No.13980344 >>13980343 GET IN MAH BELLY!

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:42:37 No.13980347
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>>13980331
Fairies can be brown too!

>>13980332
>Size-alteration doesn't mean they lose the wings or the dandruff.
I want them small, silly. It's just sometimes a pain in the ass to get everything ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:43:57 No.13980352 >>13980347 >sometimes a pain in the ass Well I'm sorry for thinking I could make things more convenient for you!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:44:21 No.13980354 >>13980347 God that guy is the best fairy artist around. And brown is pure delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:46:02 No.13980356 >>13980354 >brown is pure delicious Which girl do we need in a brown variant that we don't have yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:47:12 No.13980358 >>13980307 Wait, do Fairies need to go to school to learn magic?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:52:52 No.13980364 >>13980356 Not him but I kind of want to see a brown Honey Bee. For some reason thinking about this makes me hungry.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:53:00 No.13980365
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>>13980352
Well you're forgiven!

>>13980354
Need more artists of that quality and taste preference.

>>13980356
Manticore? There's probably one, but I'm not sure.

There's no brown Thunderbird. Would be cool with fiery colored feathers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:53:05 No.13980366 >>13980347 Why is this harlot dressed in such a provocative manner?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:55:16 No.13980369 >>13980365 Now I want to read about the nasty things that happen to the poor little Fairies that bad people capture inna woods and sell to perverts like you!

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:57:14 No.13980371
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>>13980366
That's a traditional attire of fairy culture!
Do not make fun of other people's culture! Rude!

>>13980369
Here. Let me show you the ways of my people:
http://exhentai.org/tag/group:gelatin+utopia

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:57:14 No.13980372 >>13980356 Brown werewolf. Brown sporty tomboy werewolf. This is one of the very few times when I'll say that anubis doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:58:59 No.13980379 >>13980371 >http://exhentai.org/tag/group:gelatin+utopia I've never before fapped to Fairies before.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 06:59:20 No.13980380 >>13980356 >Brown, Spanish speaking Kikimora Someone write it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:00:20 No.13980383 >>13980379 >before twice He's lost it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:02:34 No.13980392 File: 1.87 MB, 1280x1224, White Fur Manticore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980365 >Manticore Been done. A couple times.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:04:01 No.13980397 >>13980379 There's always a first time for everything. >>13980383 It's the fairy dust getting into his brain. Or the fair folk is messing with him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:05:05 No.13980399 >>13980397 >fair folk messing with him Remove Fae. Obtain iron.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:07:48 No.13980406 >>13978770 >>13978789 >mamono mana fixes skin pigmentation To what? White? So nobody gets to have delicious brown? So I'll cease to be delicious brown for my waifu? I don't think she's gonna like that...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:08:24 No.13980410 File: 223 KB, 713x953, 732f885a070205ba0d9bce8f2b5bd5d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980399 Alternatively. Gift the fair folk a nice set of iron-crafted collars.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:08:28 No.13980411 >>13980406 Abdul please, lay off the Swedish girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:09:33 No.13980413 >>13980410 You've got yourself a deal.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:11:20 No.13980418

>>13980406
Hey, you still get brown male characters in anime and whatnot.
In fact, brown skin with white hair works pretty damn well for guys in that medium. Just look at the Fafnir Knight game, and that one anime with the brown kid I can't remember the name of.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:13:18 No.13980426 >>13980418 There are black dudes in anime too you realize.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:15:49 No.13980433 >>13980426 I do. It's just that Japan seems to make a distinction between black characters and "brown" character, with the latter basically being white with a pigment change, and the former actually being drawn a little differently.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:16:12 No.13980435 >>13980426 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzlKJ1dObU

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:19:41 No.13980444 >>13980435 I knew someone would post that; and bless you for doing so.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:24:24 No.13980450 >>13978485 I want an Alp to get lost in the jungle, get adopted by some Amazons and then taught the ways of the man-hunter!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:27:45 No.13980461 File: 80 KB, 992x740, listen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oppai loli a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:31:48 No.13980474 So did anyone ever got they're hands on the full reso yuri picture?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:32:40 No.13980478 >>13980474 Yes, and it was linked in the very same thread as the censored and small one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:34:09 No.13980482 >>13980461 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:42:44 No.13980499 >>13980461 I agree. Flat is justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:43:49 No.13980501 >>13980461 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:44:38 No.13980503 File: 433 KB, 683x960, 1401265560637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980461 You take that back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:48:40 No.13980511 >>13980474 Right here, matey. http://puu sh/jIWOD/b036234780.png

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:53:41 No.13980522 File: 431 KB, 1842x2084, 1403541287886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980511 Thinking about it the last two days of shitstorm were nothing compared to some of our previous ones at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:54:01 No.13980524 >>13980511 Thats one big image. And my new wall paper

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:55:14 No.13980525 >>13980522 That's either a good thing or a depressing thing, depending on how you think about it. Well, not like I care. I just like the pretty picture, is all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 07:57:05 No.13980530 >>13980525 Yeah you really shouldn't care what other people think, enjoy Monster girls the way you want.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:03:55 No.13980545
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>>13980530
It's the ideal way of handling things. The problems start when you realise that literally everyone here is also trying to enjoy monstergirls the way they want.

Well, at least we can all agree on cute foxes. Inoffensive, vanilla, run-of-the-mill foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:07:00 No.13980551 File: 183 KB, 707x1000, Harpys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Harpys are the best

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:11:13 No.13980563 >>13980530 You're right. I should be able to enjoy monster girls with thick, meaty cocks all I want.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:12:51 No.13980567 File: 770 KB, 858x1200, 41345419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980563 Yep. Impaling monstergirls with thick, meaty cocks right in their monstergirl pussies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:22:22 No.13980593 >>13980567 What about their butts? You can't just leave supple monster girl backdoors lying forlorn and ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:24:17 No.13980599 >>13980593 But they can't get pregnant if you stick it there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:25:14 No.13980602 File: 179 KB, 544x480, Oh Hello there.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:25:27 No.13980604 File: 1.55 MB, 1000x1200, 1422409503987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980593 Too true. You've got to shower their butts in love, and push through those tight boundaries to bring your relationship to another level entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:28:05 No.13980614 >>13980599 It's not a single choice scenario. Besides, once you impregnate them they'll have nothing to complain about. Besides numb lowed bodies and problems sitting down, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:31:45 No.13980626 >>13980604 I'd wan wan that wolf butt all night long.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:35:07 No.13980636 >>13980602 I wish she reacted when I flick the screen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:38:10 No.13980644 >>13980406 There's a big difference between brown and black in 2D

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:42:28 No.13980652 >>13980644 I want a delicious brown monkey familiar.>>13980644

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:44:44 No.13980659 File: 103 KB, 237x304, gazer_11jpg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980602 This reminds me, does anyone have the full version of this by any chance? I only managed to grab this small thumbnail from a chart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:48:41 No.13980674 >>13980659 >jpg.png what

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:49:25 No.13980675 File: 490 KB, 2204x1815, This fairy can kick your ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All those Harlot fairies Blech.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:49:51 No.13980680 >>13980659 She looks pregnant in that picture. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:50:24 No.13980682 >>13980674 Gazer magic, I aint gotta explain shit. Honestly though I have no idea, I cropped it in paint, named it gazer_11 and saved it as a jpg.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:58:06 No.13980708 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, Harpy catchs Fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fishing with a Harpy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 08:59:43 No.13980714 >>13980708 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1877950 Playing the rape game with a Harpy!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:02:12 No.13980722 >>13980714 >impregnating scared, helpless harpies This should not be so hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:03:26 No.13980725 >>13980714 This is not okay

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:06:21 No.13980731 >>13980722 But it is. >>13980725 How?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:11:37 No.13980742 >>13980708 How mad would a harpy be if she lost a fish-catching competition to a human?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:13:11 No.13980745 >>13980742 About as mad as the grizzly that also lost.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:14:14 No.13980747 >>13980745 Is it the "I'm going to rape you more than usual in bed tonight" kind of mad?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:14:32 No.13980748 >>13980714 This is great and I'd join that knigth's order.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:15:36 No.13980751 >>13980714 I want to stick it in the butt of a terrified harpy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:16:01 No.13980753 >>13980747 Yes. The harpy can even help tag team him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:17:40 No.13980755 >>13980461 Your mother is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:18:42 No.13980758 >>13980755 Does not change the fact that oppai lolis are also shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:20:10 No.13980761 >>13980758 Defend your stance.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:22:54 No.13980766 >>13980708 Fisting with a Harpy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:25:16 No.13980773 File: 568 KB, 850x1200, Harpy loses Fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980766 Good going, you mad her lose the fish

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:26:00 No.13980778 >>13980773 She certainly won't be losing my fist.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:27:15 No.13980784 File: 183 KB, 450x338, 1435520262600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980758 The board your looking for is 16 boards to the left, chum.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:28:22 No.13980790 File: 51 KB, 176x217, 3542352336.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980714 >Raping and scaring harpies

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:31:43 No.13980801 File: 184 KB, 548x496, 1398137593988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980714 >Raping and scaring harpies

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:36:52 No.13980813 File: 155 KB, 1023x629, 1439957322495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980801 >>13980790

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:41:52 No.13980821 >>13980813 Is it rape by plump faggotcat fanny?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:51:12 No.13980836 File: 171 KB, 365x436, 1433318542579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980813 How does one make a Cheshire frown, or even cry? >inb4 Laska

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:55:57 No.13980846 /v/ is at it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:56:23 No.13980847 There's a monstergirl thread on /v/ with the same OP picture as the one at /pol/. There's something wrong here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:56:58 No.13980849 >>13980813 She should be scowling don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:57:26 No.13980852 >>13980846 >>13980847 And, why would we care?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:58:45 No.13980856 >>13980836 Fuck her in the butt. No really they hate that I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:59:35 No.13980859 >>13980846 >>13980847 It's easy to tell that that guy isn't related to to this place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 09:59:41 No.13980860 I want to try and impress a Siren with my own love song for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:01:04 No.13980862 >>13980856 You can't fool me Cheshire.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:01:11 No.13980863

>>13980852
Because if they keep posting monstergirls out there, they're gonna get the attention of more and more people over time - people we don't want so see here - which may cause increase in shitstorm frequency, and eventually make mods pissed at /mgg/ because of it, even though we're not at fault.

We can't afford having people from /v/ and /pol/ come looking for us. Use your fucking brain.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:01:32 No.13980865 >>13980852 Do you want every asshole and troll on every board aware of us? I guess with monstergirls becoming popular it is inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:05:01 No.13980872 >>13980863 Don't bother, gave them the same warning last thread, these guys are brain dead. Or double agents.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:08:21 No.13980880
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>>13980863
>>13980865

Yes, our last couple of threads, they really demonstrate the sanctity of our community. We don't want any ne'er-do-wells to sully our simply ebin reputation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:08:26 No.13980881 File: 237 KB, 724x771, ushi-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ushi mating dance. https://8ch net/v/src/1440194284578-1.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:09:48 No.13980884 >>13980880 Actually, please replace 'our' with 'your'.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:11:36 No.13980890

>>13980880
The last few threads were worse than the usual because of this exact thing, and they'll keep happening because you're a fucking faggot who refuses to believe this shit ain't normal and is willing to give it up and let it get worse.

Ever wonder why that whole yurishit debate popped in out of nowhere? It's not about reputation, it's about keeping the cancer out. We already have enough with our own shitposters as is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:11:52 No.13980891 >>13980881 Damn, that's cute. Would different arachne sub-types have different mating dances, or would it be unique to spidercows?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:13:08 No.13980896 >>13980881 Old as fuck. You're late.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:14:01 No.13980897 >>13980836 Tell her she's a memewaifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:17:25 No.13980908 >>13980897 Manticore is a superior memewaifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:22:04 No.13980925 >>13979962 I agree, and it would only be natural.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:23:45 No.13980932 >>13980725 >>13980790 >Monsters raping humans is okay >Humans raping monsters is not okay Hohohohoho I wanna see you try to stop us.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:28:49 No.13980950 File: 287 KB, 618x800, 1440223173551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no hunter Mucus Toad waifu in a tight outfit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:40:22 No.13980989 >>13978772 >>13978797 >>13978801 When the flying fuck did P'Orcs gangbanging Elves become a thing when slathered in honey?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:41:37 No.13980992 >>13980989 It isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:42:49 No.13980995 >>13980989 Look at what the last two posts you quoted are replying to.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:43:10 No.13980997 >>13980881 >https://8ch net/v/src/1440194284578-1.webm Arachnophobic as fuck here. It's not a webm of a real spider, I hope?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:44:06 No.13980998 >>13980932 >us As if you could do anything

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:44:31 No.13980999 >>13980997 It's a robutt spider.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:45:15 No.13981002 >>13980522 That pic seems to lack something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:46:02 No.13981004 >>13980989 It didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:46:14 No.13981006 I want a trio of mucus toads to beat up a witch!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:48:13 No.13981014 >>13980998 >implying he would be the only one in the world trying to rape monstergirls if they were real

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:48:43 No.13981015 >>13980836 Tell her she stopped being relevant when jabberwock showed up. and that she smells like a catbox

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:48:51 No.13981016 >>13980998 You will NOT STOP ME

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:50:38 No.13981018 >>13980999 That still gave me quite a fright. NOPED as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:50:52 No.13981020 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These threads never have enough centipede

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:51:21 No.13981022 File: 719 KB, 1251x1493, test72.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13980836 You tell her that she's an overrated donut steel and that you'll never pump her full of kittens.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:51:41 No.13981023 >>13981020 That's a good thing. Burn them with fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:52:44 No.13981024 >>13981020 Just what I needed. Thanks, Doc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:53:05 No.13981026 >>13981020 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:53:43 No.13981028 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, 1404069181518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981020 What would be the best way to make an Oomukade blush?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:54:44 No.13981031 >>13981028 Spit on her face No, really, trust me on this one

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:54:52 No.13981032 File: 111 KB, 500x600, oomukade12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981023 I'll burn you for having such shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:55:10 No.13981033 >>13981028 Apply tongue to her mouth or navelingus, because we all know that Grapesnake and Oomukade both love that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:55:56 No.13981037 >>13981028 [x] peroperoperoperoperopero

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 10:56:26 No.13981038 >>13981028 Say we're going to lift and that there'll be a post workout 'cardio session' afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:00:42 No.13981044 >>13980998 I swear I'll take the stupid monster by the throat and slam my cock into her pussy so hard she would yawn and pet me reassuringly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:00:55 No.13981045 File: 383 KB, 257x266, 1440255655257.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981028 image related

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:02:24 No.13981047 >>13981038 >buff centipede Would lick her abs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:08:23 No.13981068 >>13981044 >get "at least you tried" badge from the monster at the end

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:09:30 No.13981072 >>13981047 Just be ready for tight hugs as she wraps you up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:14:24 No.13981083 File: 323 KB, 729x763, 1435119012280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Non moe Ushi-Oni stories fucking where.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:16:05 No.13981086 >>13981083 http://pastebin.com/4W7sZd7i

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:21:56 No.13981104
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>>13981083
Write one. Or so I'd say if I wasn't too lazy/shit at it myself either.

I wouldn't mind a story about a cave dwelling Ushi-Oni who would barely speak coherently. extremely primal behaviour, speaking in single words most the time and reckless actions when pursuing her prey.

Fear boners are part of the reason I started to love Ushis in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:22:51 No.13981105 File: 245 KB, 640x1440, butterflies drool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moth is justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:27:41 No.13981125 >>13981105 [cute moth noises] http://puu sh/iVx1x/9a7445b134.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:29:12 No.13981133 File: 500 KB, 833x948, 1436648669474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981105 >tfw no Mothman onee-san

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:30:39 No.13981139 >>13980890 I can believe it. I wasn't quite sure at first, but after seeing three threads spammed on various boards, I think it's getting pretty weird. We should stay away from there for a long time. Or at least not make our presence known anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:31:08 No.13981142 >Mycroft: An Open Source Artificial Intelligence For Everyone Who's ready to teach their A.I. daughterus about monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:31:59 No.13981145 >>13981105 >>13981125 >moth pushers are back [angry human noises]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:32:06 No.13981148 >>13981105 Moth. Butterfly. Anything is better than those damned hornets.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:32:59 No.13981150 >>13981125 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:33:55 No.13981155 >>13981145 Butterflies even lie on the internet to get people to hate moths. Do your crimes ever end?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:34:28 No.13981159 File: 26 KB, 621x607, 1439875207144.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981145 >moth pushers Nigger please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:34:38 No.13981161 File: 412 KB, 540x746, 1408486521812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981105 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:34:47 No.13981162 File: 481 KB, 949x1001, ushi-tsun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981083 >not liking moe Ushi-Onis What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:35:13 No.13981163 >>13981155 I will not be associated with any bugs, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:35:34 No.13981166 >>13981162 It's because threadcanon is shit and has ruined a bunch of MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:36:30 No.13981169 >>13981159 We are no longer niggers, my friend. As long as you walk the path of the moth, I will always be there to stop you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:37:56 No.13981170 File: 592 KB, 2000x2000, 1440096249140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981162 No idea about the guy you replied to but I like both, I just wish things would be a bit more balanced.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:38:38 No.13981172 >>13981166 >threadcanon is shit You don't have to follow it. Where's your headcanon-chan?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:38:42 No.13981173 >>13981169 >>13981159 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrAsY_NmD5U Heaven or Hell LET'S ROCK

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:41:14 No.13981180 >>13981162 >fidgeting pedipalps Cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:41:35 No.13981182 File: 234 KB, 554x452, 1423197212682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981173 >Keep the Flag Flying >not Noontide

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:41:40 No.13981184 >>13981083 This

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:42:40 No.13981186 >>13981083 >Non moe Ushi-Oni stories fucking where. >posts moe Ushi-Oni

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:44:16 No.13981191 >>13981186 Her expression and actions may be shown as "cute" in that picture, but her intentions are clear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:47:14 No.13981203 File: 499 KB, 1100x854, 1439865504068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981191 Happy fun times? Not seeing how it's not moe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:50:28 No.13981216 >>13981182 Well I'm not too familiar with Guilty Gear so oh well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:52:32 No.13981231 >>13981172 Locked away in a steel lockbox where she can't alter my memories.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:54:15 No.13981243 >>13981231 And yet you complain that threadcanon-chan's being a tsun bitch and beating you for trying to think differently. Headcanon-chan wants to help you!

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:54:17 No.13981244
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>>13981216
I've been following the Blazblue and Guilty Gear series for 5 years now.
...and I have yet to play a single game aside from that chibi DS Blazblue game since I such at fightan games.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:55:18 No.13981246 >>13981244 suck at*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:55:19 No.13981247 >>13981244 You mean Blayzbloo? The fuck, seriously? People played that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:56:23 No.13981255 >>13981247 It's not awful, and I just happened to find chibi shit cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:56:47 No.13981258 >The /v/ monstergirl thread has 123 IPs and is still at page 1 This is not good. This is NOT GOOD.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 11:59:16 No.13981272 >those deleted screencaps Wow, monorus is kind of a cunt. I had an impression of him not being so deep in the circlejerk.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:00:38 No.13981278 >>13981258 It's seems like it's primarily centered around Monster Musume though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:00:44 No.13981280 >>13981244 Nu-12 a cute Murakumos a best

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:01:37 No.13981283 >>13981243 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew You say that now, but... >>13981272 What.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:01:48 No.13981284 >>13981280 It's Nu-13.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:03:47 No.13981293 >>13981272 Everybody gets like that every now and then. I'd mark it off as him being upset about the one dude and the recent shitstorms wearing on him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:05:14 No.13981300 >>13981272 His own fault for caring about that shit. You should see /a/ because there's no shortage of that stuff there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:05:20 No.13981301 >>13981258 What are you doing on /v/ to begin with

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:06:34 No.13981308 >>13981278 I'm seeing pegging, yuri, monsterboys, furry, scalies and fedoraposters. This ain't pretty. >>13981301 Doing recon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:10:18 No.13981321 >>13981272 Such is the way of the drawfag. Most of the time, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:11:06 No.13981325 File: 246 KB, 1200x1500, 1440168488138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frog thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:12:10 No.13981329 >>13981284 Not any more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:12:14 No.13981330 >>13981272 >deleted screencaps What?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:13:31 No.13981334 >>13981325 Thighs made for kneepit sex, intercrural, and straight-up missionary. Yum.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:14:23 No.13981338 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:14:32 No.13981340 >>13981330 Don't worry about it. It's more unnecessary namefag drama.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:14:36 No.13981341 >>13981272 Somewhat, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:14:56 No.13981342 >>13981330 Monorus isn't in the best mood with /mgt/ at the moment. I'm actually kinda inclined to believe him. We're a fickle bunch of assholes. One minute someone's seen as based, the next they're seen as shit. All on the whimsy of /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:16:03 No.13981347 >>13981272 Nice airplane mode faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:16:55 No.13981348 >>13981342 Given the last two threads I wouldn't blame anyone for being a bit cranky. Lets just put it down to a bad day or two.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:17:22 No.13981350 >>13981338 Still cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:19:17 No.13981353 >>13981272 He and Mari heil the Führer, of course they're in the circlejerk.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:21:32 No.13981360 >>13981338 I still don't get how a prostitute with her tits out can be so gorgeous, yet she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:22:07 No.13981363 >>13981338 >Those gigantic strands of long hair >That motherly smug look I'm not even a Kejourou fan, but damn she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:22:41 No.13981365 >>13981325 I'm more interested in that frog butt and whether or not they have short, stumpy tails.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:22:45 No.13981366 >>13981342 >One minute someone's seen as based, the next they're seen as shit. All on the whimsy of /mgt/ Only happens with .less because he's a faggot. I don't remember anyone having a problem with the rest of drawfags.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:24:57 No.13981371 >>13981366 I kinda think Mithril is a bit of a cunt after that small incident that occurred when someone pointed out the flaws in his Minte picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:25:59 No.13981373 >>13981371 I also forgot to add that he's really the only drawfag that I truly dislike.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:28:22 No.13981385 >>13981272 I find his frustration is understandable, .less on the other hand is the least qualified person to judge others on the matter.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:29:19 No.13981388
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>You will never be a theater student who gets the energy going by doing warmup games with your fellow partners
>One such game involves approaching someone of the opposite sex and telling them
>"Baby, I love you. If you love me back, wont you please smile for me?"
>In order to get them to smile
>Where if you cannot say "Baby, I love you, but I just can't smile" without in fact smiling, you lose.
>You will never have a lamia girl pick on you by choosing you as her target every time
>Using all manner of flattery and flowery words about how wonderful you are before asking that question, "If you love me back, won't you please smile?"
>You will never be a blushing mess of mush in her hand every time
>She will never mean every word of it, unbeknownst to you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:29:56 No.13981390 Your waifu starts speaking like Hexxus usually did, how do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:29:58 No.13981391 >>13981360 Not all of them are prostitutes. >>13981371 Ah yes, also him. But Loen, Monorus and that new guy are always praised. Sorry If I'm forgetting someone else.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:32:17 No.13981396 >>13981388 Yes, I like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:32:37 No.13981397 >>13981390 As long as she doesn't start asking if I have Prince Albert in a can, I'll be stable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:34:05 No.13981402 File: 291 KB, 1000x1200, 1436631367602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981391 >and that new guy are always praised Well there's Latenight, and that /vg/ dude that stops by on rare occasions.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:34:13 No.13981404 >>13981388 Cute, even though I'm not much of a snake fan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:35:34 No.13981407 >>13981388 I'm such a sucker for girls saying mushy things to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:36:44 No.13981412 >>13981388 I'd be destroyed by this kind of love confession. I gotta practice my blush resistance more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:37:10 No.13981414 >>13981388 Lovey dovey smooth-talker shit from monstergirls gives me myocardial infarctions at how cute it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:37:26 No.13981415 >>13981402 The one who drew that Ammy Sun-Godess-something girl? I love his faces art style.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:38:52 No.13981420 >>13981412 She'll just try harder to make you blush.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:40:29 No.13981425
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>>13981415
>The one who drew that Ammy Sun-Godess-something girl
This guy? He isn't among the two I mentioned in my post though since he slipped my mind at the last possible moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:40:41 No.13981426 >>13981407 Yeah me too. If a MG I was interested in said those sort of things I wouldn't survive long.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:41:16 No.13981428 >>13981420 But I can't! Blushing is beyond my character!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:43:24 No.13981435 So what sort of mushy romantic things would a MG say to you that would turn you into a blushing mess?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:43:39 No.13981436 >>13981428 She doesn't care about you character, she cars about the guy playing him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:46:56 No.13981447 >>13981436 Dammit, she's breaking through my defense! I need an escape route!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:47:25 No.13981450 >>13981425 Yep, him.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:49:07 No.13981458

>>13981435
That's an impossible question to get an honest answer out of.
I doubt most people could imagine, let alone willingly admit, the kind of things that would leave you both flattered and embarrassed around someone you like.

Now an interesting question would be what could you do to her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:50:13 No.13981462 File: 617 KB, 721x1024, 1429829951734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981435 I'm gonna go ultra maximum cringey cheese here, so bear with me. >"You're gonna be mine and mine alone whether you want to or not, boy."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:50:20 No.13981463 >>13981435 That I'm cute, That she always wants to be with me, that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:50:44 No.13981465 >>13981435 Two simple words: "Tonight. You."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:51:05 No.13981467 File: 139 KB, 650x619, 1434924947092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981435 "I(Eye) will always have my Eye on You."

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:52:46 No.13981471

>>13981342
I've been looking through the archive, and Mono didn't outright say they hated /mgt/.
When asked if they hated the thread, they bsaically said they hated all the "autistic retards who can't stop bitching about everything, and throwing a shitfit everytime something they don't like comes up."

An outspoken opinion, but it seems pretty understandable to me.
The threads just aren't enjoyable when people are being negative about content to the point where it dominates discussion. Even if that content has a more fitting place elsewhere.

But discussing this got a hilarious amount of posts deleted, and a scary amount of users banned, so maybe I shouldn't talk about it here. OhwhoopsIhitthepostbutton.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 12:53:10 No.13981472 >>13981435 Anything romantic or lewd, I'm so easily embarrassed I'd be like putty at even the slightest word from a monster girl.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:13:15 No.13981549 >>13981467 "Eye got a visual on you baby, and you're mesmereyezing." Eye puns are so cornea.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:13:44 No.13981552 >>13981435 Honestly, fucked if I know. I doubt any would be interested in an overly shy and awkward guy like me anyway like half the other posters on the thread

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:14:30 No.13981556 File: 341 KB, 608x873, 207010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's pretty quiet right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:15:49 No.13981561 >>13981556 Yeah, guess we're just poiler]STANDING HERE[/spoiler] for now.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:16:07 No.13981563
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>>13981471
He's not wrong, though. The thread at times can be a bigger den of iniquity/hive of scum and villainy than alot of places on 4chan. Especially when you have some very vocal people who like to hate on virtually everything that's submitted or call other people out like the newly named "Anubiscucker".

Then you have the fact our only organizational methods for writefaggotry are either a wordpress run by a self-important faggot who's suffering from a severe case of Reverse Dendrophilia or Lord Robert The Terrible's Black Keep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:16:55 No.13981565 File: 332 KB, 500x750, 41289184_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981561 You botched that pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:17:07 No.13981567 >>13981556 Better dead than full of shitposters

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:17:30 No.13981568 >>13981556 Eh, its a Saturday. People are probably actually doing things while us no lifers discuss demonic women.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:18:01 No.13981571 >>13981565 I fucked up badly, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:18:58 No.13981574 The last monster girl you saved a picture of is now restlessly hunting you with the aim of raping you silly, how fucked are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:19:56 No.13981578 >>13981563 But we already have a list of write and drawfags designed to be impartial in the event of serious stupid and pointless drama fucking things over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:20:00 No.13981581 >>13981574 >I just saved that picture of an Ushi-Oni tackling a guy while wagging her tail a few hours ago Fuck me. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:20:32 No.13981584 File: 110 KB, 768x1024, 1440246337349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981574 >amazon awww man

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:20:38 No.13981585 >>13981574 >Last picture was the cuck meme Yeah no I ain't touching that can of worms with a 39 and a half foot pole.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:21:16 No.13981588 >>13981571 Next time, just highlight the words and do Ctrl+S.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:21:25 No.13981590 >>13981574 >Ushi-oni welp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:21:45 No.13981591 File: 130 KB, 600x600, 1409209527519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a picture of a ushi-oni literally smashing a guy through the floor? Because if not, that's a thing we need.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:21:48 No.13981592 >>13981574 Why would I be fucked at all? I'm not some lvl 1 scrub.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:21:50 No.13981593 >>13981563 >Reverse Dendrophilia Trees love him?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:22:38 No.13981595 >>13981574 >little yeti happily making snowmen I don't think yetis can rape people silly, it's not part of their nature Jack Wind blows, snow falls, and the yetis hug upon the weak

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:22:47 No.13981597 >>13981574 Let's see... A mousegirl on a motorcycle. I don't even like micegirls because they're not exactly the dominant types, so not fucked at all. I'd tell her to fuck off and go for someone who actually liked their boring shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:23:01 No.13981598 >>13981593 That's kind of what happens when a Dryad rams a branch up your ass and hospitalizes you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:28:50 No.13981615 >>13981574 Jokes on you I haven't saved any MG pics.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:29:03 No.13981618 >>13981574 >Just saved those Ushi-Oni pictures from a while ago I live on the second floor too so pretty goddamn fucked. I still have an erection.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:37:28 No.13981654 File: 395 KB, 1258x790, manticore_mytho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:41:48 No.13981671 >>13981574 >Scylla It pays to be a loyalist.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:44:51 No.13981677 File: 535 KB, 1600x1200, Koishi Chikasa Style.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981371 >>13981373 It's okay now, It's all okay now, I've done my share and got my reward. Earned enuf to get me a bunch of onaholes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:46:18 No.13981683 >>13981654 As much as we hate him, he makes them better.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:47:31 No.13981691

>>13981458
Still a bit of a tricky question, but a bit easier.

I think I'd just have to compliment her as earnestly as possible. My ideal monstergirl is the kind who might not be able to take that fully in stride, and get a bit flustered over being called pretty outright.
Then I'd save the real cheesy stuff for pillow talk, telling her how much I love every individual aspect her as I roam over her body, bit by bit.

>>13981574
>last saved the dragon and anubis picture
>anubis bursts through the window, flown to my location by the dragon
>she pounces and pins me, dragged to the side when the dragon enters the room to wrap her wings around the three of us, like some kind of sex cocoon

Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:48:29 No.13981694 File: 201 KB, 800x972, Now this is a Manticore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981683

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:50:04 No.13981700 File: 121 KB, 255x316, 1432259745381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981677 >Laska, but with fetal alcohol syndrome this time Yaaay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:50:07 No.13981701 >>13981677 >Earned enuf to get me a bunch of onaholes Just onaholes? Don't forget the dragon dildos.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:51:46 No.13981707 >>13981683 >As much as we hate him Who? KC? Speak for yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:52:03 No.13981709 >>13981588 But I did do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:53:00 No.13981712 >>13981694 It could still make Luka cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:55:16 No.13981719 File: 483 KB, 961x709, Scrake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981574 Does a petite girl version of KF2's Scrake count as a monstergirl? If not, Medusa. Well, I don't know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:55:22 No.13981720 >>13981712 A fucking breeze can do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:55:35 No.13981721 >>13981712 Anything can make Luka cum so that's a redundant point to make.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:57:40 No.13981732 File: 11 KB, 259x194, intcpt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981574 >succubus WELCOME TO DIE!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:57:49 No.13981733 >>13981709 I find it easier to ctrl+s first and then go from there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 13:59:37 No.13981742 >>13981732 If you didn't want her to rape you, you wouldn't have downloaded a succubus anon. >new captcha >its just a big picture split up into a bunch of squares >still fuck up Fuck you captcha, fuck you eternally.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:01:33 No.13981750 >>13981700 Now I can sympathize with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:01:52 No.13981752 >>13981742 I had a similar captcha the other day with a picture of a road and street signs, shit's getting weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:07:17 No.13981771 >>13981700 Just looks like chubbyloli style to me. >>13981750 You too?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:07:17 No.13981772 >>13981752 I'd swear the guys in charge of captcha's puzzle catalogue is having some surrealist urges.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:15:08 No.13981783 >>13979246 Holy shit that teacher.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:17:49 No.13981789

>>13981388
Is it bad if I want to be romanced by a succubus? Specifically because I want her old-fashioned mother to get flustered over her daughter properly romancing a human instead of raping him senseless.
I'm still proud something I said caused that image to get drawn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:20:13 No.13981797 >>13981574 >Rachnee I welcome my fate with open arms. Bring on the Bondage Spider.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:29:51 No.13981832 File: 566 KB, 1146x1600, 2bbbfb8431778a3e97936b4cea1ec0b2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a yandere muscle Shirohebi.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:42:44 No.13981866
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>>13981789
Chaste succubutts are the best. It's the thought that even a being of sex like them can exercise restraint in order to make you happy and comfortable. It's a showing of love that transcends physical pleasure, and because it's unexpected from a succubus, it becomes much sweeter.
Then they get so used to holding back, and can't help but blush when you start to reciprocate their feelings and get all forward with them.

>Out to dinner with your succubus waifu
>It's an absolutely lovely night of bonding, as you talk and laugh about everything and nothing
>She gets a little squirmy once or twice, but assures you that she's happy beyond words
>She means it too, even if she has to clutch at her cutlery so her hands don't stray to the wet mess rubbing against her panties
>Over the course of the night, conversation reaches a lull, and you tell her how much you love her as you place your hand atop hers
>A spark of pink light ignites in her eyes as she stammers out that she loves you too
>The first chance she gets when the next course of the meal arrives, she excuses herself to go to the bathroom
>She checks to make sure the ladies room is totally empty, locks herself in a stall, and starts fingering herself silly, panting and moaning as she vents all the excess lust she's been holding back, having it build inside her like a miniature sun
>She tweaks her little pearl with two fingers inside her, thinking about you and all the time she's spent looking into your eyes tonight, and climaxes, breathless and legs shaking like jelly on a subwoofer
>When she tidies up and exits the bathroom to hug and kiss you from behind, you have no idea that she just spent the last three minutes pleasuring herself to thoughts of you
>And when you get home later that night, you barely even shut the front door before she pounces on you, hugging and kissing with her legs wrapped around you
>It's not like you can blame her. After all, she did such a good job of holding back for you tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:48:09 No.13981881 File: 597 KB, 1400x1000, d25e7ad54b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be hunted by a big cat!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:49:28 No.13981885 >>13981881 she has a cute butt

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:51:05 No.13981893 File: 91 KB, 620x372, ahnold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981881

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:52:40 No.13981901 >>13981881 Then what? She kills you and hangs your cranium on her belt?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:54:37 No.13981905 >>13981901 Nah, they practice catch and release.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:54:49 No.13981906 >>13981866 You should write more Succubus stuff, whoever-you-are.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:55:42 No.13981909 >>13981752 That's the exact one I got. Chose all the street signs and it still said I did it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 14:58:13 No.13981912 >>13981906 I do write the occasional succubus greentext, but I've got no actual proper stories on the Pastebin. Someone who has it saved might want to post the screencap where I talk about all the lewd and loving things I'd do to a succubus, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:00:03 No.13981920 File: 157 KB, 1322x652, succubuster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981912 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:00:51 No.13981923 Yeah, somebody's trying to frame us. There are two active MG threads on /v/ now. One of them has Loen's Rachnera's chibi sketch as OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:02:30 No.13981927 >>13981920 Yes, that's the one. I do seem to be quite fond of that particular image, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:02:39 No.13981928 >>13981905 >release my favorite part

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:03:04 No.13981929 >>13981244 I have bought and played every single Blazblue game. I have this to say. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH RAGNA'S GODDAMN TIME-SPACE WARPING JACKET?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:03:21 No.13981931 >>13981923 They'll get deleted soon hopefully, provided the sites moderation speeds up.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:06:28 No.13981938
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>>13981927
I capped and compiled it, main reason being that lactation was featured.
>>13981929
No clue.
Do you post in the /v/ Blazblue threads by chance? I've seen one of my deliveries from the /v/ drawthreads get circulated through there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:06:53 No.13981941 >>13981691 >like some kind of sex cocoon Lucky man. Someone definitely needs to have such a thing drawn. I'm thinking Butter-T might be able to...

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:08:45 No.13981947

>>13981938
>/v/ Blazblue threads
Ahahahahaha-Fuck no.

The only times I ever go to /v/ are when I think some interesting game news might be circulating; and I want to either read up or TRY to discuss it. Otherwise, I stay the hell away from /v/. Though there're also the occasional cosplay dump threads that have some pretty good pics in them...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:08:55 No.13981949 >>13981923 Shut up, weenie.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:10:01 No.13981952 >>13981949 Make me, dweeb.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:12:44 No.13981959 >>13981952 The manner with which I carry myself is both organic and fine So be a good sport and orally service these testicles of mine Accouterments

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:14:00 No.13981964

I still think we need otter girls
>handholding rapists who squeak and have favorite rocks as a toy
>not to mention the dire-Giant river Otters that are 6 feet long and can take down a Leopard or a caiman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01iWx4476pY
>"The Otters step it up"
jesus christ, nature

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:15:50 No.13981967 >>13981866 >Leglock hugs >kissing >Adorable loving succubutts Amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:16:00 No.13981970 >>13981959 The manner with which you address others, however, is subpar and unrefined. Comparable to your intellect, even. It would be a greatly appreciated if yourr person would please your back entrance with a turgid cactus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:18:34 No.13981980 >>13981959 Hey, that's gay.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:20:50 No.13981993

>>13981923
>Take a look at the one on /v/
>Ostensibly it's for the discussion of MGs in vidya
>OP is Barista Rachnee
>Some users do try to use the thread for its apparent purpose
>Some guy keeps spamming Monster Musume stuff
>Thread degenerates into argument about Haremshit and "not /v/"
Yeah, I was skeptical at first, but someone is being quite deliberate about this...but the focus seems more on /a/ than us.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:24:27 No.13982004 >>13979770 Why doesn't she have eyes? The real ones have eyes so why not the MG version?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:25:11 No.13982006 >>13981993 Luckily, as pretentious as this sounds. MGE stuff isn't really "mainstream" by any means, and it's rarely ever posted on /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:25:17 No.13982007 File: 359 KB, 1135x1578, 1440136034709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981574 Extremely.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:25:48 No.13982009 I want a minotaur to help me move my sister back to my parents home. Why do I keep lifting on the days I have to do stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:26:23 No.13982012 >>13982007 Since there are two girls in that picture, would both of them be hunting you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:27:14 No.13982013 >>13982007 Would the guy in the back come with them to take pictures too?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:27:34 No.13982014 >>13982012 Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:27:56 No.13982016 >>13982004 Do Gore Magalas have eyes? I know Shageru definitely does, but I thought they were undeveloped until the transition, which is why they use their scales as a sensory mechanism.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:28:53 No.13982018 File: 291 KB, 800x800, 1406605773356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981928 Yes anon, I too value my freedom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:29:12 No.13982022 >>13982012 I hope. Maybe she can calm the ogre down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:30:58 No.13982029 File: 151 KB, 900x296, 1435889721651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope we forever are a swirling vortex of hate, pain and misery so no one comes near us.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:32:49 No.13982035 File: 62 KB, 719x729, wanx2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982029 I want to be wanwanned by a hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:33:10 No.13982038 >>13982006 If tumblr knows about it...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:33:30 No.13982039 >>13982029 Maybe that will keep us safe from the monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:34:33 No.13982041 >>13982035 I went to make a hellhound wan wan for me!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:37:30 No.13982053 >>13982029 At the end of the day the thread as a whole is tsundere.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:38:14 No.13982059
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Man, I'm playing Darkest Dungeon and right now, and I keep thinking it's a perfect setting for Shoggoth.

>Rich, hedonistic distant relative in a manor on the hill
>Gets bored of regular hedonism, and delves into the occult
>Excavates ruins beneath manor, opens passage to Cthulu-land.
>You send disposable warriors into the ruined manor and what lies beneath, to purge the baddies

Wealthy manor plus eldritch gateway is obviously the perfect setup for an eldritch maid like the Shoggoth. I just wonder if sending more and more men down there to purge them before succumbing will end up helping or hurting them

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:40:28 No.13982068 >>13982059 That game really really pisses me off sometimes, but I still love it.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:40:32 No.13982069

>>13982035
>>13982041
I want to feel a Hellhound's body heat during both sex, and the post-sex cuddles.
It's probably heavenly.

>>13982053
>You'll never be a monstergirl's Tsundere childhood friend.
>She'll never eventually get you to open up and go full Dere for her.

I don't know why, but that's what your post made me think of.
Thanks for another thing I'll never experience anon.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:42:41 No.13982080

>>13982068
The game scales in difficulty based on how slow you take things. You can repeat the basic level 1 missions until guys are level 3, gathering loots for upgrades and make yourself much better prepared.

Or you can delve right in like a madman. Right into the Shoggoth's waiting bosom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:45:46 No.13982094 >>13982018 I don't think you understand what I meant, anon. But Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:46:24 No.13982096 File: 398 KB, 526x1200, 48114240_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982069 It's always a howlin' good time with a wolf! >>13982094 What did you mean, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:47:40 No.13982099 >>13982069 Being tsundere isn't fun.I turn down a lot of stuff I know deep down I'll enjoy and even go as far to make fun of it and regret it soon after, every time. Monster girls would probably get annoyed pretty fast.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:48:23 No.13982101
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>>13982069
God, just imagine a hellhound's body heat. Simply being near her would be like cosying up to a warm fireplace. You'd feel waves of her warmth roll over you like thick blankets, and touching her would be like setting your cheek against a hot water bottle. Only so much more alive, brimming with wild hellfire, coursing through her body like magic, wrapping you up as you bury your face in her fur.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:49:51 No.13982104 >>13982101 Given that I currently have the misfortune of living in Texas, that would be awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:50:10 No.13982107 >>13982096 >what did you mean the release of ejaculate

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:50:12 No.13982108

>>13982099

It depends the tsundere, I guess. There are two definitions/types of tsundere that the Japanese have:

- Classic: Hostile to begin with, but slowly warms up over time. The most frequent example in media acts like sort of a cold bitch at first, but slowly thaws to the point of being dere-dere.

- Modern: The kind you most frequently in anime now adays -- rapid bipolar switching between hostile and adoring. "B-baka, it's not like..."

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:50:44 No.13982111 [SPOILER]

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What the one monster girl you can't stand? The one that only shitposters would post about. Now think about your favorite monster girl. The one you would do anything to be with. The monster girl you hate will cuck you away from your favorite. How does it go down?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:51:14 No.13982114 >>13982104 >misfortune >Texas whats the matter, can't handle all the long horn holsts and armored armadillo girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:52:45 No.13982117 >>13982101 Usually that'd be pretty appealing but it's boiling here without having a hellhound to hug. Actually how about a Hellhound from the 9th circle who is more themed around ice? I could use one of those right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:53:36 No.13982124 >>13982111 But I don't really hate any of them. I'm just apathetic towards those I don't like.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:53:59 No.13982126 >>13982104 >>13982117 Don't forget incubation gives you affinity based on your MGs. So fire type gives you heat resistance. That might make a fire type actually better than an ice type in a hot weather zone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:53:59 No.13982127 >>13982114 None of that matters when it's too hot AND humid to go outside for half the year. And we had plenty holsts back in my home state, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:54:41 No.13982128 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420093498553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982117 Oh really?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:55:40 No.13982129

>>13982101
Just imagine her noticing you shivering during the winter and then just flopping down on top of you and refusing to move.
Oh and look at that, her face is conveniently right next to yours. Funny huh? It'd be weird if you sacked up and kissed her already but she wouldn't stop you.
Take the hint already anon do it do it do it.

>>13982108
Classical Tsundere all the way. Modern Tsunderes have lost the meaning of the word.

>>13982111
>Cait Sith
>Attempting to NTR a Hellhound
SHE BE FUCKED.
And not in a good way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:56:47 No.13982131 >>13982126 Completely forgot about the whole incubus thing, if that's the case I wouldn't mind cuddling up to one in this weather. >>13982128 Perfect, that's exactly what I had in mind but couldn't find the image.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:57:16 No.13982134 >>13982111 >Fav: Holst >Least: Cait Sith I ask where the new couch came from and why it moans when I sit on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:57:29 No.13982136 File: 488 KB, 1000x1500, sekhmet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982107 Anon are you saying you want those big meaty paws on your dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 15:58:23 No.13982139 >>13982136 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:00:00 No.13982143 >>13982136 That some lioness? Although I know Manticores are unpopular, I've always loved the idea of that neck manes they have. Imagine nuzzling your face into that soft, fragrant fluffball. KC totally needs to make a lioness that has one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:00:26 No.13982146 >>13982111 She'd have to mindbreak me first.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:00:39 No.13982148 >>13981574 >Alp for use in the OP You think I'M the one that's going to be fucked?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:00:50 No.13982149 >>13982108 >>13982129 Really the best kind of tsundere is one in a non-romantic series. Or rather one without the bland self insert protag to be beaten up by her because locks have apparently not be introduced into Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:02:32 No.13982161 >>13981881 At first I misread that as "I want to be hunted by Big the Cat" That would've been funnier

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:02:45 No.13982165 >>13982149 Anon, they can't lock doors in Japan. Since their immune systems are so weak the common cold will incapacitate them and render them borderline-comatose, EMTs need to be able to access all rooms in a timely fashion at all times.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:02:50 No.13982166

>>13982143
Judging by the filename that's Sekhmet, one of the Egyptian god monstergirls who we never really fleshed out apart from Set and Hathor.
I think there's a picture of her having a blowjob contest with Set but I don't have it.
And just imagine a Manticore's reaction if you shoved your face in her mane and just started nuzzling it.
Her reaction would probably either be confusion, arousal, embarrassment or some combination of all three.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:04:29 No.13982173 >>13982161 You are now imagining a chubby busty catgirl with Big the Cat's voice. Manually. You're fucking welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:04:35 No.13982174 Which monstergirl would be persistent enough to tear away a suit of armor bolted around you just so she could cuddle you directly?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:06:27 No.13982181 >>13982174 Yeti. None may interfere with the cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:06:53 No.13982183 >>13982174 Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:07:09 No.13982184 >>13982174 A lonely Mega holst.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:07:11 No.13982185 >>13982174 >Wurm unbuttoning suits of armor like linen blouses >Ushi-Oni tearing up tanks to get at men inside like: https://youtu.be/C7vMeHdqwXw?t=10s

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:08:01 No.13982187 >>13982166 Great, now I want to nuzzle a manticore's mane too.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:08:26 No.13982189

>>13982173
>Oh NO! I lost Anony!
>Where did he go!?

>Cue cat going on an adventure and running into a twin tailed kitsune on her search for Anon.
>Anon actually just went out shopping before getting kidnapped by a lich who wants his wedding ring.
>Said ring holds a chaos emerald.
>He does not take it well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:10:25 No.13982197 >>13982187 Manticores look pretty lovely and aren't all bad profile wise compared to other dominant types if you ignore how forced they were here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:12:15 No.13982201 >>13982197 I want to scratch a manticubs scruff.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:12:38 No.13982202 >>13982174 >Be a Knight fighting on behalf of both MGs and humans >one MG really took a liking to you. >In particular she wants to see what you look like without your helmet >You just want to go adventuring Pls go.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:12:41 No.13982203

>>13982197
>They are highly intelligent, with a cunning and cruel disposition. Being sadistic, and infinitely lustful, they enjoy aggressively violating human men and milking their spirit energy. Because of their cruel disposition...

I don't think there are very many MGs with a worse description, besides the pariah MGs (mantango, dark matter, etc)

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:15:17 No.13982212

>>13982174
>You'll never be a young knight.
>You'll never be kidnapped by a dragon and taken to her lair.
>You'll never panic as she starts tearing apart your armor with her claws and close your eyes waiting for the end.
>You'll never open your eyes after nothing happens for several minutes to find your armor in scraps around you and see the dragon looming over you with a blush and hearts in her eyes.
>She'll never carry you over to a lavish bed in the middle of the cave, throw you on to it and then get on herself and pull the covers over both of you.
>She'll never pull you close to her and wrap her arms around you like you're a big teddy bear.
>She'll never wrap her wings around you and start nuzzling you with her cheek while making content noises.
>She'll never fall asleep while holding you and occasionally mutter "My treasure..." while alseep.
>She'll never wake you up the next morning with a kiss on the cheek.
>If you don't wake up from that she'll just keep kissing you until you do.
>You'll never wake up every morning to her adoring face.

It hurts anon. It hurts a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:15:41 No.13982213 >>13982174 >Implying she won't be horrified by the scars and empty eye-socket.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:16:14 No.13982215 >>13982197 >aren't bad profile wise That's so stupid I can't see straight.jpg

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:17:01 No.13982216 [SPOILER]

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I posted the unfinished version a few threads back, but an anon (not me) over on the /a/ threads finished drawing the Large Breed Arachne from the Arachne subspecies card. If anybody wants the finished version, here you go.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:17:06 No.13982217 >>13982166 http://imgur.com/a/uzpo1

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:17:25 No.13982218 >>13982212 Good, dragons a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:17:57 No.13982222 >>13982035 Is this the whole image or is there more? Because it feels like there's more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:18:02 No.13982224 File: 391 KB, 949x651, 1440274682244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982216 He also drew Long Legs Breed and Small Breed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:18:32 No.13982228 >>13982212 >If you don't wake up from that she'll just keep kissing you until you do. Vanilla-est of vanilla fetishes, but I'm guilty.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:18:49 No.13982230 >>13982224 OH god, I want that small breed to be my backpack.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:19:30 No.13982233 >>13982212 fuk u for writing this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:19:31 No.13982234 >>13982218 Why?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:20:46 No.13982240

>>13982111
>Favorite monster is Ren Xiongmao
>Most hated is Giant Slug
She would have to drug me to the point that I'm stuck in a coma with a perma-boner because there is no way I'd go anywhere near those snot monsters. Same problem with the frog girl we just got, I like her and all but constantly being covered in mucus is a deal breaker. Only reason slimes are okay to me is because they could most likely stop their fluids from going everywhere, and even if they can't at least they are made of delicious jelly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:21:04 No.13982242 >>13982222 There's more.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:21:51 No.13982247

>>13982203
I don't know why, but I always imagined Manticores could be just as loving as any other monstergirl. Just in their own weird way.
>"Ah~ Anon's overstimulated face~ Is there anything cuter in the world?"
>"I just want to see it twist adorably more and more~ Keep going anon, I know you've got more for me~"
Shit, now I have a boner.

>>13982213
She's probably gasp, and then pull you in for a hug while asking "Who did this to you?"

>>13982218
You and I are enemies now.

>>13982228
I'm a very vanilla man.
Sure I like power struggles, bondage, and a little pain, but my deepest and most powerful fetish is love.

>>13982233
Dare I ask why?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:22:31 No.13982250 >>13982234 They're pushy, materialistic, domineering, possesive and selfish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:22:40 No.13982252 >>13982224 Long Legs anatomy kinda bothers me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:22:49 No.13982253 >>13982242 Can I have it? iqdb didn't bring up anything, also I did get quads.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:23:46 No.13982256

>>13982111
Now how the fuck would a Matango attempt to NTR me? I'd be sure to keep plant-type monsters from growing on my property by just calling landscaping businesses to move them to somewhere else when they pop up.
Also I'd like to see how an immobile mushroom tries to fight off a Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:25:24 No.13982263 >>13982253 I hope you're ready to be stuck together with her all night long. http://i.imgur.com/vW1oIDP.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:26:35 No.13982264 File: 21 KB, 317x267, 130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982253 >>13982263 Yeah sure you can have her, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:26:52 No.13982266 >>13982263 Should've warned us anon. Should've warned us.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:27:09 No.13982267 >>13982124 Same here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:27:13 No.13982268 >>13982263 That is knot what I expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:27:14 No.13982269 >>13982263 I had forgotten about that and way happy to have.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:29:21 No.13982282 >>13982256 Spamming AoE attacks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:29:45 No.13982285 >>13982212 Y'know, as far as a story about Dragoons going out and "Slaying" Dragons to earn themselves wives goes, I wonder how people would feel about the tale of a Failure Knight who winds up in this kind of Cuddle End instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:30:09 No.13982287 >>13982247 >Dare I ask why? Feels, mang. It's always the feels.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:30:15 No.13982288 >>13982282 I don't play AoE, so this joke is lost on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:30:22 No.13982290 File: 45 KB, 419x263, 1435943605138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982263 >didn't click

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:30:45 No.13982292 >>13982224 But...the little ones are Jumping Spiders!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:31:54 No.13982295 >>13982263 That is a niiice-looking knob.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:32:08 No.13982296 >>13982288 Area of effect you silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:32:43 No.13982299 >>13980989 Since every hentai doujin featuring orcs and elves?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:33:34 No.13982301 >>13982290 You're missing out on a juicy wanwan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:34:06 No.13982305 >>13981881 Sekhmet go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:36:16 No.13982308 >>13982292 >Spider lolis launching themselves at break neck speeds toward potential husbands for a rib crunching glomp. They were cute, now I'm afraid.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:37:28 No.13982313 >>13982296 I thought you were talking about Age of Empires. Silly me. Speaking of which, what kind of video games do you think your waifu would play? Mine is Jinko, so probably war strategy games. So I guess Age of Empires is relevant.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:38:13 No.13982316

>>13982263
>http://i.imgur.com/vW1oIDP.jpg
>Its futa

Why do so many good artists fall into doing this shit? It's like that nerdy, big boobed Werecat that pixiv guy made. She was perfect waifu material but then he just upped and went "hey, I'mma give her a dick for some reason."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:39:37 No.13982323 File: 382 KB, 1024x1098, manticore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981654 CAT PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:39:37 No.13982324 File: 167 KB, 289x432, 1437233873557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys wouldn't hate me if I did a tauric Manticore, would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:39:53 No.13982325 >>13982316 Faggotry is a virus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:40:55 No.13982331 >>13982325 Case in point >>13982324

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:41:35 No.13982333

>>13982313
Mine would probably play something flashy and stupid like Call of Duty. I wouldn't mind because I'd love to play co-op with a hot blooded Werewolf. Any shitty game is fun when playing with a bro, so playing with a waifu would be the most fun of all

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:41:44 No.13982334 >>13982316 Because that artist likes futa. Hard to say if she was supposed to have a dick from inception or not. I'm not sure why people get all up in arms when an artist does something they don't enjoy. Just don't look at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:41:49 No.13982335 >>13982316 I think it's supposed to be that Knotted Hellhound from one of Bob's stories? Either way, futa is like one of the most common fetishes on the internet.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:42:48 No.13982336

>>13982316
Or, you know, artists aren't beholden to /mgt/ alone.

I mean, I hate it as much as anyone else, but let's not kid ourselves here. We don't have ownership rights over what an artist does, particularly when they're working for free. Beggars can't be choosers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:43:13 No.13982338 >>13982324 As long as the human/animal ratio was no more than a Centaur, any more and it'd be weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:43:47 No.13982339 >>13982324 Like, a girl without legs sitting on a manticore? Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:44:02 No.13982341 File: 44 KB, 950x534, 1440276242241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982333 >Any shitty game is fun when playing with a bro Even pic related?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:44:51 No.13982345

>>13982336
There's also the case of commissions, it'd be kind of dickish to say an artist can't take outside payments just because we don't like the content. Sure if someone sees it and posts it here it might cause a shit storm but that's not really the artist's fault or intention.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:44:55 No.13982346 >>13982313 I'm guessing Dynasty Warriors.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:45:09 No.13982348

>>13982324
No, but I'll hate you for running to the thread for approval instead of pursuing what you what to do, you intolerable faggot.

Have you ever noticed that people who constantly seek approval and praise are those least liked? Do what you want, respond to criticism (but not attacks) without getting defensive, and just accept that not everyone is going to like what you do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:45:55 No.13982350 >>13982101 When it comes to body heat I'd rather be the providing side instead. Whether it's because of superior size for a loli, or being alive for a wight or a lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:47:08 No.13982354 >>13982345 Indeed. And while .less has been known to troll the thread at times, I'm pretty sure I remember him saying he never planned to post the futa hellhound here at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:49:27 No.13982362 >>13982354 He did, I think I even recall him telling someone he asked them not to post it here or maybe that was something else. Sure he trolls sometimes but he's not entirely the Filipino reincarnation of Hitler people make him out to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:53:16 No.13982372 >people post stuff that pisses off the thread, on purpose >If you don't like it don't look at it I literally cannot stop sucking dicks.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:55:03 No.13982378 I want to run away for my dear life and try to escape unharmed after accidentally showing a Wurm some affection

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:55:50 No.13982380 >>13982372 >knowing someone posted it to piss you off >give them the reaction they wanted anyway That's just being silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:56:54 No.13982386 >>13982348 I-I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:57:34 No.13982388 File: 51 KB, 576x576, 1411812819732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982386

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:57:47 No.13982389 File: 168 KB, 650x910, Inari_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13981574 I thought it was the other way around?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:57:54 No.13982390 >>13982341 Yeah. Misery loves company.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 16:58:43 No.13982396 >>13982386 Why won't you die?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:00:43 No.13982401 >>13982380 >ignoring cancer makes it go away ponies

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:01:49 No.13982404 >>13982396 Maiden name Swallows.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:03:22 No.13982407 >>13982203 >worse I think you mean better

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:03:45 No.13982410 >>13982389 >You'll never be hunted down by a Kitsune shrine maiden during the full moon. >Her graceful personality will never crumble to reveal the lust and love she feels for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:04:14 No.13982413 >>13982404 You really are useless.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:06:59 No.13982425 >>13981574 This makes me imagine MGs looking up all the drawings of their particular race

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:07:31 No.13982427 >>13982372 >If I don't like it, it means they're trolling!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:08:48 No.13982431 >>13982425 Which one do you think would be the most offended? I vote for Cheshires, poor girls would be traumatized.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:11:28 No.13982439 File: 131 KB, 402x500, smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982431 I dunno. Cheshires are weird and might be into that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:11:34 No.13982440 >>13982413 I suppose I am.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:11:47 No.13982441

>>13982427
>time and time again told not to post
>rightfully told to go to their own boards, with their own crowd
>always post the offending material when someone expresses the dislike for it
>NUH UH! You're in the wrong for getting mad at people coming into your thread and shitting all over it

Not even mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:16:14 No.13982463 >>13982439 That smile is plain terrifying on a mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:18:24 No.13982475 >>13982439 Is there more?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:18:31 No.13982476 File: 256 KB, 800x632, 1434332457654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982181 Silly anon, she BECOMES the armor

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:20:22 No.13982486 >>13982431 Baphos

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:21:18 No.13982491 File: 75 KB, 600x800, 1394670611636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982486 #triggered

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:22:36 No.13982496 File: 184 KB, 1000x883, 1440278556716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982475

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:23:15 No.13982499 >>13982496 That's American McGee levels of spoopy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:23:17 No.13982502 >>13982476 >Paladin helping a kikimora What the fuck? He should be smiting her, or at least kicking her out like in Lanternon's story.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:24:27 No.13982508 >>13982496 Would anyone's dick be safe from the Lilishire?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:25:45 No.13982512 >>13982502 Kikimora are just maids dude. Not even the Order is 100% anti-monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:25:54 No.13982513 >>13982502 Not all paladins are edgy teenagers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:27:34 No.13982520 >>13978597 I want to help a Shoggoth convert every monster into more of her kind

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:28:39 No.13982525 File: 36 KB, 700x296, Testing123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982520 Good thing they do anti-Shoggoth tests in the demon realm now. War with Chaos Monsters when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:29:05 No.13982526 >>13982263 pls die bob kthx

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:30:44 No.13982536 File: 727 KB, 700x990, aa4a79857356514bc57f68c74d9d9677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone screencap or saved the short green about the sailor who's ship get sunken by a kraken?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:33:01 No.13982541 >>13982491 Precisely what I was thinking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:34:32 No.13982547 >>13982513 Not all edgemastesr are teenagers. There is nothing wrong with being edgy, done right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:34:37 No.13982548 >>13982508 Be a boring person. She'll toss you to one of her followers the moment you think you're safe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:37:16 No.13982558 File: 108 KB, 1244x516, 38a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982547 >There is nothing wrong with being edgy, done right. Edgy is never done right. That's the entire concept behind something being edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:37:29 No.13982562 File: 37 KB, 460x276, A-man-comes-face-to-face--008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >classic alien monster girls never

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:40:37 No.13982573 File: 16 KB, 320x288, EXCELLENTE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982562 GLISTENED LIKE WET LEATHER

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:41:40 No.13982580 >>13982476 >she BECOMES the armor Bruce Lee what the fuck are you doing here

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:41:42 No.13982581 >>13982536 I would also be interested in seeing this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:42:02 No.13982583 File: 583 KB, 768x800, 1384052805438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982573 I just want my crazy alien mechanic squid girl, man.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:42:09 No.13982585

>>13982439
>Your birthday's been coming up
>Your Mantis waifu has been a little secretive lately, but you just assume that she's preparing a surprise for you
>The morning of your birthday, everything's normal
>You say goodbye to her and head to work
>You come home that evening only to nearly shit yourself
>She's standing there wearing nothing but an apron, with an obviously forced smile that looks more like a Cheshire is possessing her than anything else
>She asks you if you'd like dinner, a bath, or her, but all you can hear is the exaggerated inflections in her voice
>She's obviously trying really hard though, and you don't want to make her feel bad
>You had her for dinner in the bath that night
>You even managed to keep a straight face all the way until your drive to work the next morning
>It was a good birthday

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:43:44 No.13982593 >>13982585 Mantis wife is the best wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:44:28 No.13982596 There's a non-futa version of that hellhound picture, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:45:09 No.13982599 >>13982583 Fuckin' riet, mahn. You trying to make me your friend or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:45:47 No.13982602 >>13982547 >There is nothing wrong with being edgy, done right. But edgy is all done poorly. That's what edgy means.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:46:18 No.13982607 >>13982596 sorry anon, I'd have saved it if there was

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:47:46 No.13982612 >>13982596 >He thinks there's a non-futa version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcSmlSok32g

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:48:21 No.13982614 >>13982562 Xenos are not monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:48:57 No.13982616 >>13982602 I think Anon was confusing being edgy with being dark.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:49:41 No.13982619 File: 140 KB, 500x912, 48d5fa95aa780f37a58e5fc05762190d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982614 They can be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:50:17 No.13982624 >>13982585 >Apron Mantis Yes. YES. YES!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:50:45 No.13982625 >>13982312 >>13980714

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:51:09 No.13982628 File: 271 KB, 1000x1000, 1425681522508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna rule the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:51:57 No.13982630 >>13982602 >>13982558 Well that's like, your opinion man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:51:59 No.13982631 >>13982628 Oh really? And how do you propose to do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:52:01 No.13982632 >>13982628 fuck off demon lord the paladin won't let you!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:52:03 No.13982633 >>13982628 Too bad that will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:52:11 No.13982636 >>13982619 >Baneling If I took off that hat, would it hurt?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:52:22 No.13982637 >>13982628 I'm sure she just wants head pats.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:53:01 No.13982639 File: 329 KB, 1196x1239, Metroid_Girl_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982562 >>13982614 >Xenos are not monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:53:04 No.13982641 >>13982619 I'd make her explode with pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:53:08 No.13982642 File: 2.53 MB, 280x358, 732.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982619

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:53:34 No.13982647 >>13982607 >>13982612 This is giving me the opposite of a warm, snuggly-hellhound feeling. If I had the patience to edit a picture of the hellhound and turn her smile upside down, I would do that and post the picture here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:53:51 No.13982649 File: 168 KB, 850x616, sample-3f0f68e1511be3adb578c590eaf9baae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982636 It'll attach onto you and turn you into a baneling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:54:22 No.13982651 >>13982647 Do it Bite the bullet

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:54:56 No.13982652 >>13982619 >xeno >other, different in origin >foreign >Creatures not even born on earth being totally compatible with us >>>/x/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:55:22 No.13982653 >>13982630 Well my option is better then yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:55:58 No.13982655 >>13982652 >Creatures not even born on earth being totally compatible with us >implying it needs to be compatible for you to dick it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:56:05 No.13982657 File: 240 KB, 800x1000, 1420157872236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982652 Something something demon lord. I don't really care.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:56:32 No.13982658 >>13982649 She's a pretty bug girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:56:43 No.13982659 >>13982639 >>13982652

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:57:07 No.13982663 >>13982388 th-theres nothing wrong with stutter typing a-anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:57:15 No.13982664 File: 69 KB, 231x400, 1419476239991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982657

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:57:21 No.13982665 >>13982647 Silly. Cocky girls can also be warm and snuggly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:58:11 No.13982666 >>13982536 >>13982581 It was actually pastebinned. http://pastebin.com/85njNnE4 >August 18th It seems that PRW isn't entirely dead since he made this compilation on that date.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:58:32 No.13982667 >>13982655 Is your dick compatible with a chainsaw? Cause compatibility is pretty important.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:59:21 No.13982669 >>13982659 >>13982652 >Implying /x/ cares about monster girls. >Implying We don't already have Shoggoth and Mindflayer or any of Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:59:49 No.13982670 >>13982669 Well, technically they're chaos monsters from the abyss.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:59:51 No.13982671 >>13982667 I think you're underestimating the willingness of mankind to dominate every other species we come across and fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 17:59:52 No.13982672 >>13982666 Not the anons you replied to, but I was looking all over for this. Thanks friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:00:36 No.13982674 >>13982669 Shoggoths aren't aliens in this setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:02:52 No.13982681 >>13982652 >>13982674 Are you trying to kill one of the oldest nerd dreams in the world? To seek out sexy new life and have sex with it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:03:09 No.13982683 >>13982667 What if the chainsaw became a Tsukumogami? What now huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:03:30 No.13982685 >>13982666 http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/30/Rubick_failure_04.mp3

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:03:32 No.13982686

>>13982652
>xeno
>other, different in origin
>foreign
All monstergirls are, dumbass. They never lived in human society to be part of it anyway.

>Creatures not even born on earth being totally compatible with us
And creatures that weren't human before are totally compatible now right? Monster magic allows it, as it would allow xenos to adapt and become compatible.

We've sexualized other planets for fuck's sake, why not their inhabitants as well?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:04:15 No.13982688 File: 197 KB, 1000x974, 905dc84f56cbb7d4eb03cc1360ade827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982674 >>13982670 But they're still based around an alien species, so it's still fine, you see?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:04:43 No.13982691 >>13982685 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:05:25 No.13982693 >>13982649 Abathur for fuck's sake.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:05:35 No.13982696
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>>13982688
I dunno. I think the whole space alien concept could still work out.

Aliens crash land on Earth, get infested with demonic energy, decide they like earth better so they stay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:05:43 No.13982697 >>13982688 No, it's not, what you posted wants to kill us all, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:07:03 No.13982698 File: 298 KB, 1464x900, 1342062576846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982696 Also, crashed alien ships are really fun in a fantasy setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:07:06 No.13982699 >>13982697 >what you posted wants to kill us all So do regular monster girls in their monster forms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:08:01 No.13982702 >>13982697 Actually, the Xenos from the Aliens movie don't kill people, they capture them and shove facehuggers on them so they can breed more aliens. Xenos's sole purpose is to grow in numbers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:08:33 No.13982706 >>13982702 >what is a headbite

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:08:55 No.13982707 >>13982699 And that's not the focus of the setting, just lore that will not be touched upon because waifus are what it's about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:09:58 No.13982710 >>13982691 It was terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:10:01 No.13982711 >>13982707 Yeah so neither will these alien girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:10:27 No.13982713 >>13982706 They get hungry sometimes too. >Alien monstergirl kisses your cheek with her little tonguemouth when you aren't looking

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:11:01 No.13982714 >>13982710 Alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:11:20 No.13982715 >>13982702 By killing the host. This is better, you want male impregnation of all things as well? Or MG impregnating women so you know who become e even more obnoxious? >>>/d/

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:11:42 No.13982716
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>>13982697
No they don't they just want husbands to make babies with.

>>13982702
See? Perfect waifu material.

>>13982707
And that's why we're talking alien grills, not regular aliens.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:12:02 No.13982717 >>13982702 When you think about it, Xenomorphs are just monstergirls, just without the good elements like a rockin' body and any semblance of love. They exist to rape humans and spawn more of themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:12:47 No.13982718 >>13982714 Right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:13:17 No.13982720 >>13982711 There are no aliens in MGE, just like there are no robutts, stop pushing. >inb4 this isn't the MGE thread Yeah right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:13:24 No.13982723 >>13982715 No no no, I'm just telling how the real Aliens treat their prey. All we gotta do now is change that into something not /d/-tier, just like we always do. If KC has done it to all these mythological creatures, so can we.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:14:34 No.13982727 >>13982720 This isn't the MGE thread. Not seeing its title on it.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:14:36 No.13982728

>>13982715
I don't care about male impregnation, but you rejecting entirely the idea of alien MGs is just absurd.

If KC were to make a Xenomorph MG he would obviously leave outside the male impregnation thing. He's so vanilla Chimaera doesn't even have three heads.

>>13982720
>just like there are no robutts
>What is golem.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:14:37 No.13982729

>>13982715
>Implying Demonic Energy altered xenomorphs wouldn't have functioning reproductive organs.
>Implying they wouldn't simply kidnap human men and stick them to the walls of their hives to rape whenever they please
You're still thinking of them as horror movie monsters and not monstergirls anon.
Manticores didn't have vagina tails in mythology.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:14:38 No.13982730 >>13982720 Look I can understand a lot of things we can't talk about here but Aliens and Robutts should be okay. Hell Golems in MGE are basically robots.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:15:35 No.13982734 >>13982730 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:15:38 No.13982735 >>13982730 I want to give my golem a plasma caster and two extra large cooling tanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:15:55 No.13982737 >>13982720 But it isn't. It's a general purpose monstergirl thread so we can chat about monstergirls in various mediums. It's just a lot of what we've got comes from MGE. Also, Golems are technically Robutts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:16:19 No.13982738 >>13982723 How about we don't and your nerd scifags keep out of of the swords and sorcery settings? Why does everyone want their dick in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:16:36 No.13982740 >>13982735 >Plasma caster >Not an X-Buster YOU MUST BE A MAVERICK!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:16:59 No.13982743 >>13982735 >You will never supe up your Robutt into a super fighting robutt

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:17:19 No.13982744 >>13982738 >the swords and sorcery settings It's about monster girls regardless of settings.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:17:48 No.13982748 >>13982738 >Why does everyone want their dick in this thread? Because it's the Monster Girl Thread? Only homos wouldn't want their dick on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:18:09 No.13982750 >>13982740 No, SHE will be a maverick, one fighting to rule humanity so that it stops hurting itself! She runs on headpats. >>13982743 Yeah, it would be like gunpla except you can fuck the Nu Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:18:14 No.13982751 >>13982728 >>13982730 >>13982737 Well they aren't and golems are magical instructs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:18:31 No.13982752 Can we please not start a shitstorm over something this dumb

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:18:43 No.13982753

>>13982738
>keep out of of the swords and sorcery settings
>Most MG stories and scenarios are set in modern times
>Some even in the future

You're too close-minded to consider concepts that could expand the possibilities on monstergirls. Fuck man, nobody's even talking about /d/ shit here. It's just alien girls - monstergirls from outer space.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:18:57 No.13982756 >>13982738 I don't really see why aliens can't be included in a sword and sorcery setting, especially one with magical technology and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:19:56 No.13982760 I want xenofags to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:20:00 No.13982761 This place never ceases to amaze me with how uncreative it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:21:24 No.13982766 >>13982751 >Artificial construct given specific commands by their creators so that they can perform a task with a purpose. >Not a robot regardless of internal functions or power requirement. Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:21:34 No.13982768 >>13982727 Stop being contrarian, you know what this thread is mainly about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:21:50 No.13982769 >>13982761 Because when people try to be creative, they get shouted down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:22:24 No.13982771 >>13982752 >>13982761 This has to be like the fourth time we discuss whether Sexy Aliums are Monster Girls or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:22:57 No.13982774 >>13982761 By all means, show us how it's done.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:23:03 No.13982775 >>13982756 Because this isn't fucking space opera.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:23:09 No.13982776 File: 67 KB, 1280x720, 1440281751641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Your lich waifu will never walk around naked save for her labcoat

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:23:25 No.13982777 >>13982768 You're the one being contrarian wanting Xenophiles to live for no apparent reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:23:32 No.13982778 >>13982769 Now lets all agree, to never be creative again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:23:40 No.13982779 >>13982768 Yeah I know what it's about. I just don't know why you're trying to deny something so simple that could very much be part of monstergirl settings without harming the threads in any way. You're close-minded. See >>13982761 >>13982769

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:23:57 No.13982781

>>13982761
It's like some folks were saying yesterday. The trend of "shitpost whatever you don't like" is gaining momentum on /mgt/, because it's working. So it's extending far beyond the original "no monsterboys and futa" into relatively benign stuff like sub/dom or alien MGs.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:24:13 No.13982783

>>13982738
>He thinks MG's are only reserved to fantasy settings
There's been many a stories set in modern time, Noir, western, and even the future
Not everything is swords and staffs. We've had guns, warfare, mafias, and even intergalactic battles
The imagination of ones inner conciousness is limitless. Do not limit yourself, explore your mind. Be creative

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:24:19 No.13982784 >>13982775 See >>13982696 No space opera. The aliens just live in their crashed ship.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:24:26 No.13982785 >>13982769 They aren't being creative, they're just one more camp trying to shove their fetishes in here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:24:28 No.13982786 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSValMB2GyA

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:25:12 No.13982787 File: 3.63 MB, 2000x1500, 42241d30e66610679ee8fd736a066602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets talk about everyone's favorite giant alien girl-thing instead.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:25:22 No.13982789

>>13982761
Well here then, as a brainfart.

>Tauric Manticore (i.e. Lion lower half, woman upper half)
>Has draconic wings instead of feathery wings like a Sphinx
>Ornate funeral mask that composes her upper face and nose, real mouth is located on her throat, beneath the mane. Three rows of shark teeth
>Her eyes move in the funeral mask portion, and she speaks or fellates from the real mouth
>No tailpussy, has a segmented scorpion tail with paralytic venom
>Enjoys convincing her prey that she's going to eat them until nothing remains while paralyzing them prior to raping them with sweltering hot and moist ribbed lionpussy

Shitty idea of creativity, I know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:25:30 No.13982791 >>13982760 >>13982761 >>13982769 >>13982778 >>13982785 Is this some kind of new bait? Calm down, dramafags.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:26:14 No.13982794 >>13982785 >Wanting more kinds of girls >Fetish If the fetish is Monstergirls then yeah, how dare they post about that in the MONSTERGIRL THREAD.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:26:37 No.13982795 >>13982779 And that's the way it stays, so why don't you leave? The only reason it isn't a bigger shitstorm right now is because so many people got banned last night, aliens have never been looked well on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:27:26 No.13982801 >>13982787 That's not Nyaruko.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:27:36 No.13982803 >>13982795 Shit like Asari haven't been looked well on, but we ain't talking about that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:28:11 No.13982807 >>13982776 I wanna fat-bottomed Lich.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:28:11 No.13982808

>>13982513
How is a paladin done right anyway? Wet blankets at best and prudish idiots at worst?

>No love for monster girls! Order says monster girls are evil!
>No gambling! Gambling is sloth!
>No drinking! Drinking leads to laziness!
>No wizards! Miracles are the domain of the divine!
>No artifice! Man wasn't meant to know!
>No having no kings! Kings are ordained by the Order!

Are they basically /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:28:50 No.13982809 >>13982803 >Asari Hell if we accept xenos we could have half of /v/ here.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:29:03 No.13982812 [SPOILER]

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>>13982789
>Ornate funeral mask that composes her upper face and nose, real mouth is located on her throat, beneath the mane. Three rows of shark teeth
So something like pic related?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:29:11 No.13982813 File: 3.03 MB, 1500x2025, -0.86.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982787 ayyy lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:29:19 No.13982814 >>13982808 >/pal/ - Paladins

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:29:24 No.13982816 >>13982808 >Are they basically /pol/? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:29:27 No.13982817 >>13982783 >>13982779 >>13982777 >it's just my tiny fetish, we're not going to hurt anyone Go away.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:29:47 No.13982819 >>13982808 I want to slap a Paladin girl and tell her how to stop living my life before going home to cuddle my hellhound waifu. And next week I'll get to send another one to her death! Fun!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:30:17 No.13982822 >>13982809 Don't you understand there's a difference between blue skinned humans and xenomorph monster girls or alien squid girls? I mean, look at the pictures people have been posting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:30:40 No.13982824 >>13982808 So paladins are always right? Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:30:52 No.13982825 >>13982809 If that isn't reason enough to keep fucking Xenos out I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:30:57 No.13982827 >>13982817 I wasn't even saying Xeno was my fetish I was just saying to the guy that said everything in MG settings is swords and staffs that he's wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:31:22 No.13982829 >>13982812 Yes, exactly. She can speak through the mask as well, but kind of like Abubu's vampire girl her digestive mouth is the more bestial one below.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:31:41 No.13982831 >>13982822 >Implying they would care

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:32:58 No.13982833 >>13982817 I get the feeling this guy was either terrified by the Aliens movie as a kid, or believes in grey aliens and is imagining an MG version of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:34:21 No.13982839 >>13982779 >>13982783 >close minded >expand your horizons tripe Go away Bob and nega.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:34:22 No.13982841

>>13982781
Sub/dom fights are more like harmless bants compared to anything else that causes a shitstorm. Because on a base level, femdom-, maledom- and switchfags still like the core idea of "man has a penis that goes into a girl with monstrous features based on mythology/D&D".

Only when you get into things that corrupt the core fetish, things get medieval.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:34:48 No.13982844 >>13982833 I'm sure that the MG Aliens are more interested about being probed than probing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:35:29 No.13982848 >>13982829 That's pretty much what the character in that picture does, too, so I can easily imagine what you're describing.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:36:00 No.13982852

>>13982795
>And that's the way it stays
You don't speak for everyone here.

You have no imagination, it's really fucking annoying. I don't know what your actual argument against alien girls is, other than "you can't do it because I don't want to" or "you can't do it because they haven't showed up in canon yet", which is pathetic.

>>13982817
I never said aliens were my fetish, I just think monstergirl versions of them would be cute.

>>13982839

You hold yourselves back too much, and you refuse to consider new things that don't even envolve /mgg/'s shitlist of not-allowed fetishes list.

This is fucking sad.

I still remember the loads and loads of greentexts about monstergirl space pirates who were obviously from fucking outer space.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:36:16 No.13982855 >>13982848 Again though, it's a shitty idea of creativity, but I like my fearboners.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:36:24 No.13982856 >>13982833 >Grey girls visit the homes of little boys and "play" with them at night >grow up and abduct them permanently Basically like yuki-onna. Only more smug rape smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:37:47 No.13982858 >Holstrus milk exists to make breast's larger/better >no demon realm food for improving asses this is discrimination

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:37:49 No.13982859 >>13982841 It's funny how people that is at each other's throats can stop figthing in one minute and band together. I remember a dom/sub shitstorm that ended at the very moment somebody wanted to push futa.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:38:35 No.13982862 File: 274 KB, 300x195, 294684_v0_600x.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.poll-maker.com/poll394354x5d144cE6-15

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:38:48 No.13982865 Can you ayy lmao fuckers pls go already? You want "creative" go to /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:39:27 No.13982868 >>13982862 So is option 3 mean "yes, let them in because i don't care either way"?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:39:36 No.13982869 File: 433 KB, 600x338, 1421885215836.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982858 I know that feel. >nothing to give girls birthing hips

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:39:49 No.13982870 >>13982844 >implying the pegging and soundingfags wouldn't jump on these girls for that reason

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:40:09 No.13982872 >>13982862 Dude, just drop it already.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:40:28 No.13982874 >>13982858 I always assumed the milk gave them a nice ass for balance.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:41:01 No.13982877 >>13982870 There are soundingfags, as in more than one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:41:16 No.13982878 >>13982852 We don't care, we like it this way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:41:21 No.13982879 >>13982852 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:41:34 No.13982881 >>13982870 >sounding I didn't need to know that existed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:41:58 No.13982883 >>13982874 Even if it does no word count is devoted to that affect, so its pointless.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:42:41 No.13982885 Aren't shoggoths and mindflayers technically aliens?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:43:15 No.13982887 >>13982885 Not in this setting. It's more like D&D. But guess what? D&D has aliens.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:43:45 No.13982890 >>13982858 WRITEFAGS GET ON IT

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:43:48 No.13982891 >>13982885 No, they are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:43:59 No.13982893 >>13982862 Will you stop trying to push the shit and just drop it? Shitstorms like this are why people like writefags and drawfags hate the threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:44:01 No.13982894 File: 236 KB, 500x706, 1427177023859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982858 Eh, what'll ya do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:45:00 No.13982896 >>13982862 >poll According to one of these, there's a majority that wants monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:45:04 No.13982897 >>13982868 What am I trying to push though?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:45:12 No.13982898 >>13982893 No, I hate the threads because you lot hate everything unless it's hardcore pandering.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:45:31 No.13982899 >>13982862 >Can't find anything with Majin Girls C'mon guys, they're canonically a race now!

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:46:19 No.13982903

>>13982883
>>13982874
>>13982858

KC has never been an ass-man. I mean given he's made MGs that specialize in most kinds of sex except anal. I think the speciality list, based on actual KC canon (not threadcanon) was:

- Vaginal: Baphomet
- Blowjobs: Ghoul
- Licking: Akaname
- Handjobs: Dwarf
- Feet: Mandragora

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:46:22 No.13982904 >>13982883 I don't care. I say holst milk also gives girls nice asses.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:46:23 No.13982905 >>13982896 If that were true there would be a monsterboy thread beside this one.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:46:57 No.13982908

>>13982893
>Shitstorms like this are why people like writefags and drawfags hate the threads.
They hate it more because when they have an idea that differs from the norm, no matter how slight, Anons get assblasted.

No, I am not talking about shit everyone here hates, like yuri, futa, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:47:46 No.13982911 >>13982905 There was once. The point, my beloved anon, polls mean jack shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:47:51 No.13982913 Alien girls are not, by definition, monster girls. However, depending on how they're written, they can fit the criteria. At the same time, >>13982852 this asshole isn't helping anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:48:01 No.13982914 >>13982903 >he's made MGs that specialize in most kinds of sex except anal KC is a fucking dirty plebeian faggot for not liking anal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:48:20 No.13982917 >>13982894 Complain on the internet, that's what i'll do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:48:38 No.13982918 >>13982898 Door's right there, no one is keeping you here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:49:06 No.13982921 >>13982908 See: >>13982781 It's like giving into a child the toy or candy they want when they throw a tantrum. If doing it gets them what they want, why wouldn't they do it more often, or even for things they don't even want all that badly?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:49:43 No.13982926 File: 1.02 MB, 2880x1340, c5405c85395c4ca6b1eae6e2210e561b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982896 >>13982893 >>13982872 >>13982868 >>13982911 It's funny because I allowed people to vote as many times as they wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:50:38 No.13982932 >have a story mostly planned out >except for the small details >like names and how to start it Dear god why You can't even yolo start it if vital pieces are missing, small as they may be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:50:44 No.13982934 >>13982858 Because most of Japan only cares about tits. Headcanon in some fruit or spell that makes monsters bottom-heavy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:50:57 No.13982935 >>13982913 Would adding one (1) girl archetype - the detail that she's from another planet, something no other monstergirl has going for them - ruin everything so much that people gotta throw a fit over it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:51:01 No.13982936 Let's just go back to talking about the same monster girls doing the same exact things and fighting over the same shit every single day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:52:39 No.13982942 >>13982936 We've had several alien monster girls discussions already so this is perfectly normal by now as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:52:48 No.13982943 >>13982936 Funny how that only happens in /a/ and here and not /d/... Userbase precedes the content's reputation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:52:49 No.13982944 >>13982926 CHEEKY!!!

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:53:22 No.13982946

>>13982935
It's probably just one guy, maybe two. You see the same thing on Anonkun. After a DM bans the one or two most aggressive people out of a room of 30-50 anons, the shitposting almost stops completely. If 4chan is the same way, I expect most shit is from just a few very aggressive whiners.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:53:50 No.13982949 >>13982935 Yes, go away.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:54:03 No.13982950 >>13982926 I want to spank the monkey.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:54:10 No.13982951

>>13982932

Don't give up!

Don't you give up!

Why would you stop writing there!? Just go for a little bit longer!

No! Stop! Listen to me! Don't give up!

Think of all the anons being denied their smut!

You can pull through! If a shithead like me can go out at four in the morning to jog for six and a half kilometers, then you can do something as simple as pound out a sexy piece of writing!

You WILL pull through! And that's why you should...

「𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓!」

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:55:01 No.13982956 >>13982943 I blame that fucking manlet cuck who keeps harassing and baiting us.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:56:20 No.13982958

>>13982950
Just imagine what it would be like to spank a Kakuen.
To feel her ass jiggle under your hand and to hear every cute yelp when you make contact.
Imagine how hard she'd be panting and how wet she'd be by the end of it.
Imagine how hard she'd ride you afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:57:03 No.13982960 Which monstergirl would make the best idol?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:57:06 No.13982961

>>13982935
What I meant that is that just being from another planet doesn't make her a monster girl. As in, if you're basically just writing a human girl from the planet Derbljak, then no that's not a monster girl.
If you write a character that fits the monster girl mold and is from another planet, then that's great. And remember, there are girls like Pharaohs who look almost entirely human, so it's not necessarily a physical description thing either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:57:11 No.13982962 >>13982958 Stop. Unless you're going to write something longer than that, stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:57:33 No.13982965 >>13982958 The thought of it makes my coconut gun fire in spurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:57:53 No.13982966 >>13982960 your waifu sense shes a slut and all

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:58:31 No.13982968 >>13982960 A trio of a Catgirl, a Kobold and a Mousegirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:58:33 No.13982969 >>13982958 God damn I want to fuck a Kakuen while spanking her ass red now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:58:36 No.13982970 >>13982961 >a character that fits the monster girl mold And here I thought mamono mana fixed everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:58:46 No.13982971 >>13982960 Thunderbird metal idol.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:59:21 No.13982975

>>13982962
No. No I will not stop with my short descriptions of things I'd like to do to monstergirls, nor will I stop with my short descriptions of things I'd like monstergirls to do with me.
Besides, I tried writing a story. Some asshole kept telling me to fuck off because it was "HFY bullshit" or something like that.
I said when I started that it was a goofy little adventure that wasn't really to be taken seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:59:23 No.13982976 >>13982958 I don't see the appeal of spanking to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:59:46 No.13982979 >>13982960 Gandharvas and Sirens working together in an idol group. And as they get older, they start drinking, sleeping around, getting tattoos, and playing metalcore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 18:59:52 No.13982980 >>13982960 Whoever can sing about loading screens the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:00:14 No.13982981 >>13982975 What story?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:00:51 No.13982984 >>13982976 You may substitute spanking for massaging if you want. Or facesitting. A good Ass man would want to be as close to the ass as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:00:56 No.13982985 >>13982970 You mean like an alien that comes to this planet and gets affected by it or something? I like that idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:01:27 No.13982987 >>13982975 Don't let asshole criticisms like that keep you down.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:02:19 No.13982990

>>13982981
The God hand quest.
I even prewrote some shit to speed things up, but I kept getting told to fuck off until I just got tired of it all.
A human wins some fights in a story and suddenly it's HFY and needs to stop. Fuckin' bullshit is what that is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:03:21 No.13982994 >>13982858 Im gonna give it a shot. Gotta reread all the demon realm foof entries first.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:03:32 No.13982998 >>13982987 HA! You can say this with a straight face with how anti human this thread is? Am I in bizarre /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:04:55 No.13983004 File: 83 KB, 518x500, 1361936228982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982998 I like HFY. And monster girls. Humans and monster girls conquering space when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:05:19 No.13983006 >>13982984 >Or facesitting See, now you have my attention.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:05:29 No.13983007

>>13982985
Yea, that was my main point of adding them to the MG universe. They visit the planet, mamono mana modifies them to be compatible with humans, and they become monstergirls. They get inbued with magic that enhances whatever abilities they have (depending on the person's choice, based on real fiction alien powers) as long as it isn't weird shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:05:36 No.13983008 >>13982956 You mean anubisfag?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:06:51 No.13983011 >>13983007 >literal fan fiction Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:06:51 No.13983012 >>13983008 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:07:29 No.13983017 >>13982998 This thread is more prohuman then anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:07:30 No.13983018 >>13983012 Why so excited?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:08:12 No.13983019 >>13983011 If that is fan fiction to you, then I guess anything people think up about monstergirls that differ from canon are fan fiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:08:14 No.13983020 >>13983006 Good, because now you're imagining a Kakuen Sitting her fat ass on your face and grinding it against you. All with a smug lip-biting smirk on her face.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:10:25 No.13983034 >>13983020 Would her facial expression really matter to me when all I see is ass? Not that that isn't sexy, mind you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:10:29 No.13983035 >>13983017 BULL FUCKING SHIT! How many times does try hard, Gary stu, MGU and whatever other buzzwords get then around whoever there she competent humans around? Are you rusing me? Cause 10/10 you fucking got me then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:10:42 No.13983036 >>13983011 Well I guess we should throw every single piece of greentext concerning MGE out the window since all of it is fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:10:47 No.13983037 Which monster girls would be the most likely to step on you during sexytimes? Other than Dark Elves, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:11:36 No.13983042 >>13983037 centaurs?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:12:14 No.13983047 >>13983037 Any blind one if she's not watching where she's going while I make love with someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:12:38 No.13983049 >>13983007 No

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:12:53 No.13983050 >>13983037 Drunk onis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:13:51 No.13983053 >>13983037 Any that figure out you have a fetish for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:13:54 No.13983054 >>13983007 Yes.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:14:10 No.13983056
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>>13982651
The only reason I took so long with this is because I was watching Intersteller. It's an okay movie, but it didn't make me forget how salty I am about that futa pic, and the lack of a normal version of it.
And my god, I can pinpoint the moment in that film where the whole "power of love" thing just gets shoehorned in as a way to resolve the plot and explain away the psuedoscience.

Anyway, have a sad hellhound. I'm going to drink and watch Rick and Morty now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:14:29 No.13983057 >>13982994 How does 'jiggling fruit' sound?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:15:35 No.13983059 >>13983035 Hardly ever unless its some edgelord fantasy, in which case its well deserved. Then there's the fact that monstergirls are usual the antagonists by default, and humans dindu nuffin.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:15:52 No.13983060 >>13983019 >>13983036 >if I compare greentexts, which focus on stuff from the setting and patent serious anyway, to something I want to make up on my own and add and establish to the setting, maybe he'll get confused and leave You failed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:16:16 No.13983061 >>13983057 >slimes enjoy it especially

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:16:20 No.13983063

>>13983047
I want a blind Kikmora who knows her way around my home even better than me.
She's even perfectly capable of going down to the grocery store and getting things herself, but I insist on going with her and she's happy because she gets to interlink her arm with mine the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:17:04 No.13983068 >>13983059 Nope, fuck this, I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:17:20 No.13983069 >>13983057 Jiggling peach.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:17:25 No.13983070 >>13983061 But anon! Slimes don't have fixed butts!

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:17:45 No.13983071

>>13983037
>>13983047
>>13983050
And I don't mean clumsily tripping and stomping on you. I mean deliberately pinning you down and stepping on you and teasing you about how you're a pathetic little thing if you're really getting off on this, ara ara ufufufu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:18:07 No.13983074 >>13983070 Well the fruit gives them more mass for butts! Otherwise they'd have to take it from somewhere else!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:18:23 No.13983077 >>13983068 You're still wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:18:36 No.13983078 >>13983060 >>13983060 *aren't serious anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:18:48 No.13983079 >>13983071 Dormouse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:18:52 No.13983080 >>13983060 >something I want to make up on my own and add and establish to the setting This is exactly what >>13983011 called "fan fiction".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:18:53 No.13983081 >>13983069 I picked the name because all the stuff in the second world guide is called 'xxx fruit' or 'xxx vegetable' even if some of them are clearly based on thins like grapes or bananas. This one is going to be based on a pear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:19:27 No.13983084 >>13983071 Well, literally any sadistic monster girl could do that. Except those who don't have feet, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:19:28 No.13983085 >>13983059 >Then there's the fact that monstergirls are usual the antagonists Who aren't allowed to lose, because of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:19:39 No.13983087 >>13983060 He must have his own internal definition of fan-fiction that differs from the norm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:19:39 No.13983088 >>13983071 Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:19:55 No.13983090 >>13983068 We went from a poll, to monkeys, to whatever you guys were arguing about pro-humanism and edgelords to this. What is wrong with you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:20:23 No.13983092 >>13983081 I would have gone with a peach, but you're the writer guy I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:20:51 No.13983094 >>13983092 Well the prisoner fruit is already based on a peach.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:21:03 No.13983095 >>13983085 There's plenty of stories in which the villainous monster lose. Most of them in fact.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:21:16 No.13983096 >>13983071 Wights. Definitely Wights.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:21:40 No.13983098 >>13983094 Oh yes of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:21:41 No.13983099 >>13983090 Maybe we all exist in a chimera's head.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:21:46 No.13983100 >>13983056 >not wanting to take the knot

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:21:49 No.13983101 >>13983059 >there's the fact that monstergirls are usual the antagonists by default, and humans dindu nuffin. >You can't imagine a situation where a sadistic monstergirl harms a human, they have a free pass! Fuck off outta here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:22:35 No.13983102 >>13983090 The AI is going bonkers, since that's all they are and you and me are the only humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:22:39 No.13983103 >>13983095 >Most of them Ok, you almost had me there for a second.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:22:55 No.13983104

>>13983060
That's literally what fanfiction is, are you retarded?

Any piece of fiction set on a setting which is not written by official sources but fans of the setting is fan-fiction regardless of what the piece may add, remove or modify from the story or setting itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:23:01 No.13983106 >>13983090 We are angry. Angry about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:23:13 No.13983107 >>13983103 No, I think there's plenty of monster girl vs. monster girl stories out there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:25:30 No.13983114 >>13983100 I'd rather give her my red knot. It's the knot I tie in the red ribbon I give to her, symbolising our everlasting love and bond.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:25:36 No.13983115 >>13983056 >Interstellar >That fucking ending They did so much right And then fucked up

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:26:00 No.13983117 >>13983104 >I want to make alien girls canon! >Not the writer >Not fanfiction Oy fucking vey god save the queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:26:08 No.13983118 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982652 You act as if Monster Girls don't fit that description typically. >>13982681 'S my greatest dream, that's for sure.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:26:10 No.13983119

>>13983034
It'll matter once she gets sopping wet from grinding against your face and pins you down so she can ride you until you both pass out.
Reverse cowgirl style too, so you can see her ass bounce up and down on you as she turns back to look at you with that same lewd smug lip-biting smirk.
Until she loses all composure, shifts position so she can hold down your shoulders,m look directly into your eyes, shoves her lips against yours, forces her tongue into your mouth, and shakes her hips like a piston.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:27:11 No.13983123

>>13983101
It's more that too many stories have the monsters be completely irredeemably evil and the humans pure angels that are oppressed by the big mean monstergirls and can do no wrong. I'm fine with monstergirls being antagonists, as long the author tries to make them something other then a cardboard cutout villain.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:27:19 No.13983124 >>13982776 We need artwork of such a thing. Desperately. Bonus points if Elin-Shape Lich in Naked Lab Coat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:27:51 No.13983125 >>13983118 Go away anubiscuck.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:28:34 No.13983127

>>13983123
>It's more that too many stories have the monsters be completely irredeemably evil and the humans pure angels that are oppressed by the big mean monstergirls and can do no wrong.
I didn't know MGC stories comprised the bulk of our writefaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:28:42 No.13983128 >>13983118 How many space anubutts own red rockets?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:28:49 No.13983129 >>13983118 >monstergirls are aliens 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:29:03 No.13983131 >>13983090 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0DvT9MxdoE

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:29:42 No.13983135 >>13983119 Anon I have people coming over soon, don't make me do it.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:30:36 No.13983138

>>13983115
When you say ending, how much do you mean? The whole thing with Cooper going into the black hole and ending up with access to the timestream?
Because it's mostly fresh in my head, and I'm open to shitting on everything except the robots. Those designs were cool.

>>13983118
I want to see an aspara in zero gravity. Imagine the sort of dances she could pull off, while she commands that liquid in spirals and swirls around her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:31:20 No.13983139 >>13983117 Did you even understood what I just wrote? >Oy fucking vey god save the queen. Oh, alright, you're just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:32:22 No.13983145 >>13983129 >>monstergirls are aliens No. But alien monster girls are monster girls.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:33:00 No.13983148

>>13983129
They could be. It's pretty evident that they don't exist in Earth's natural biosphere; and while we could always genetically or mechanically engineer them, there's always the possibility that creatures perfectly fitting our descriptions for MGs could have been forged somewhere out there in the infinite vastness of space.

>yfw 5 Trillion Years into the Future, Humanity has mapped the universe, and found that no other planets successfully generated life; we are well and truly alone in the universe
It's unlikely, but also a depressing possibility.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:33:03 No.13983149 >>13983127 I guess "too many" is an exaggeration, but it's still a stupid trend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:33:23 No.13983152 >>13983145 Wait... how do we know alien monsters are girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:35:06 No.13983157 >>13983152 Because they like to wear pretty skirts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:35:28 No.13983158 >>13983152 Because they have reproductive organs that serve an identical or similar enough purpose than the ones the regular females have? Because they don't have a wee-wee like boys do, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:35:29 No.13983159 >>13983145 The chief god made monstergirls and humans, if anything MGs are abhumans, not aliens. >inb4 every setting is MGE Read further up the chain before getting involved anubiscuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:36:27 No.13983163 >>13983157 Why would aliens adhere to most earth cultural gender norms? >>13983158 Not all males have a penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:36:32 No.13983165 >>13983148 They aren't, get over it. You want aliens go somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:37:38 No.13983166 >>13983163 Why would dragons, or zombies, or angels, or slime beings?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:37:57 No.13983167

>>13983159
No, that's not how it went.

Chief God made humans. Humans got all technological and secular, so the Chief God made demons and monsters to fight humans. Humans got riggity riggity wrecked, so Chief God made heroes to fight monsters. Monsters responded by organizing under demon lords.

Then a succubus came up with this plan to seduce a hero, beat the demon lord, then corrupt the hero. And then the succubus (now the demon lord) turned all monsters and demons into monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:38:09 No.13983169 File: 29 KB, 553x484, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983163 This whole conversation is super dumb /mgt/. It's almost as bad as History channel, maybe worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:38:38 No.13983172 >>13982439 That is it. That is the smile of a Mantis who has been broken. Mantis destroyed and reduced to a shell of her former self and with only one goal in mind. Hunting you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:38:40 No.13983173 >>13983163 Because Earth culture is best culture, and those skirts are really, really pretty.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:38:40 No.13983174

>>13983165
>Monster Girls are Monster Girls, but if Monster Girls are Aliens then they aren't Monster Girls.

You realize of course that in most depictions, MGs are shown as coming from an Alternate Dimension. Alternate Dimensions do, in fact, count as "Alien Worlds".

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:38:47 No.13983175

>>13983159
>The chief god made monstergirls and humans
No. The Chief God made Monsters and Humans.
The Demon Lord modified DE so that it would turn Monsters into Monster Girls.

>Everyone who disagrees with me must be Anubiscuck.
Making a straw-man out of everyone must make your life so simple, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:38:59 No.13983176 >>13983163 >not all males have a penis And tumblr makes the scene.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:39:46 No.13983180 >>13983165 What if we're the aliens? What if you're an alien? What if the brown people sneaking into southern California are aliens?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:40:41 No.13983181 >>13983176 What does tumblr have to do with anything? Males of many species on earth don't have dongs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:41:00 No.13983182 >>13983176 Not necesarily. Not sure if it's a common thing in any species the Animal Kingdom, but there's a genetic mutation that causes a birth defect in humans to be born with testicles but without a penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:42:04 No.13983183 >>13983175 >>13983174 You can split as many hairs and come up with as many what if scenarios as you like, monstergirls are not aliens. Alienate confirmed as and as yurifags.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:43:20 No.13983185 >>13983183 *alienfags confirmed as bad as yurifags

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:44:13 No.13983189 >>13983183 >>13983185 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:44:19 No.13983190 >>13983183 So if a Monster Girl who fit every description of your personal favorite MG descended from space, you'd reject her as "ewwww, alien, go away"?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:45:22 No.13983193 >>13983189 This nigga thinks his memes are too dank and kool when in reality they're just a recycle of everything ever. I feel more pity than anger.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:45:42 No.13983195 >>13983190 I'd ask her to take me away from this place, so we can live out our lives among the stars.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:46:22 No.13983197 thanks mod

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:47:57 No.13983200 >>13983195 Now that's the appropriate answer. But I have a feeling you're not that cuckoo memester.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:50:02 No.13983205 Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:50:16 No.13983206 File: 392 KB, 600x900, 1440287416458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wips. wips as far as the eye can see.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:50:38 No.13983210

>>13983200
Well, I'm not banned, so I guess I'm not them.

But man, anubis is hogging all the space glory. When do I get to see a lamia coiling her tail like a spring so she can shoot about in a space shuttle? Or an arachne handling the whole situation with ease, due to her eight legs? Or a harpy panicking as a stray flap sends her spinning head over heels?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:51:10 No.13983212 >>13983197 Not sure I like this new "ban because of my fee fees" trend, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:51:13 No.13983213 File: 89 KB, 877x620, 5fce73b9e50c002e468532ff0fceb936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983206 Keep going, the world need more Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:51:22 No.13983215 Wait, do demon realm food entries use singular or plural when talking about monsters? Does it say 'when a monster joins with her husband' or 'when a monster joints with their husband'?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:51:51 No.13983217 File: 431 KB, 1136x800, 4e60ea9ab95a3f48d0fe1f9a7c62da42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13982750 I STILL HEARD MAVERICK

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:52:16 No.13983220 File: 1.05 MB, 1920x1080, 1404600696016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983210 How would more legs help in space? >>13983212 >shitpost endlessly >get banned >complain that shitposting got you banned

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:52:49 No.13983221 File: 492 KB, 810x1080, cdd45e85292303c863014f903bcd02d8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make a contract with me! Become a magical husbando!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:53:36 No.13983224 >>13983215 Whatever flows the best I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:53:44 No.13983225 >>13983221 i'll think about it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:53:53 No.13983226 >>13983221 wait a sec are you trying to trick me into genocide again

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:54:00 No.13983227 >>13983215 Checked its they

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:54:41 No.13983230 >>13983210 I wonder how winged species might fare?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:54:53 No.13983231 >>13983221 So, uh, what I have to do as a magical husbando?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:55:14 No.13983232 >>13983189 >>13983193 The people pushing aliens are just as obnoxious, so I don't know why you'd say he was memeing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:55:21 No.13983234 >>13983221 Y E S!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:56:09 No.13983236 >>13983221 Do I get a cute outfit?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:56:21 No.13983237

>>13982908
Honestly with the next piece I'm considering writing, she's more monstrous than a normal MG would be considered. That being said, I'd prefer people to hate it for what it is, rather than just hating it because of it being me.

Hell, some people can like it, others can hate it. Whatever.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:56:28 No.13983238

>>13983212
I think it was more just because he was posting in the most caustic manner possible. Hell, he could've been on the other side of the argument, but posting like that, I bet he still would've got banned.

>>13983220
In a confined area like a spaceship, at least, she'd be able to stick to walls and find purchase much more easily than a human. If arachne can shoot web like Spider-Man, that'd help her recover if she was sent adrift too.

>>13983230
I imagine they'd be able to adapt, not accounting for how birds' brains work, with their magnetic pole sensing for direction and orientation. In terms of just simple locomotion, a few well-aimed flaps would be enough to propel a harpy in pressurised areas.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:56:29 No.13983239 >>13983221 you seem kind of suspicious

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:56:44 No.13983240 File: 1.25 MB, 1400x2000, 17182740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983221 But I don't want my soul to be in a gem and eventually spiral into an unwaking madness and turn into an unthinking abomination that feasts on misery.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:57:50 No.13983242 >>13983237 What is it and who are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:59:00 No.13983245 >>13983220 >implying Just the level of discourse I was hoping for. >>13983238 >caustic manner I didn't buy "posting standards" back on /a/, and I still don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 19:59:11 No.13983246 >>13983242 Who I am doesn't matter, what matters is my plan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:00:16 No.13983249 >>13983245 I'm not pushing posting standards. But being as much of a dick as that guy was being won't convince anyone to join his cause.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:02:19 No.13983257 >>13983249 Back in the day, being a dick was the whole point of 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:02:52 No.13983260 File: 40 KB, 450x319, 1439581918715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983221 >>13983240 Mephistopheles pls go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:04:20 No.13983265 >>13983257 No, not at all. Back in the day things were pretty fun. Even /b/ could be okay at times. Then people started taking the funposting seriously and things spiraled out of control. Now here we are.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:04:41 No.13983266 >>13983257 on /b/ sure, this isn't /b/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:05:32 No.13983269 >>13983265 And what a grand ride it has been.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:06:17 No.13983272 >>13983257 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS HAS DIED!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:07:46 No.13983275 >>13983265 >/b/ >the guys who posted how to make chlorine gas and sent god knows how many people to the hospital >not dicks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:08:28 No.13983278 File: 1.26 MB, 1200x1500, u1v11Si.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Quick! Come with me if you want to live!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:09:21 No.13983279 >>13983278 You're right, spidercow lady, I don't actually care that much about living.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:09:39 No.13983280 >>13983278 Wisp Waifu here I cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:09:57 No.13983282 >>13983278 I'll trust you, giant spider lady.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:11:37 No.13983289 >>13983278 >not "Quick! Live with me if you want to cum!" you had one job

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:11:51 No.13983291 File: 111 KB, 615x441, bullshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983278 >yfw when you yell this at friends out the car window during a car show >they get in the car >someone calls 911 >get pulled over a block away

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:13:01 No.13983298 I still like this place. It's like a giant middle finger to the forced pussification happening everywhere else. Long live hate.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:14:27 No.13983299 >>13983278 "Live with me if you want to cum."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:15:24 No.13983304 >>13983298 Buy literally everything here is getting a pussy, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:15:27 No.13983305 File: 74 KB, 566x800, 1439787510402[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] woah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:16:06 No.13983310 >>13983206 Krakens are lovely

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:16:21 No.13983311 >>13983278 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUUn4p7bxg >sprinting through a dark forest with this blaring in the background

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:17:06 No.13983316 >>13983291 >yfw when

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:19:24 No.13983323 >>13983278 Where are we going?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:19:47 No.13983325 >>13983305 How do I sixty-nine her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:20:18 No.13983329 File: 36 KB, 646x635, patapata.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983210 >Or a harpy panicking as a stray flap sends her spinning head over heels? Pff.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:24:33 No.13983340 >>13983329 Are those omnidirectional propulsion systems? Because if they're not, she's still just as limited as her unaugumented brethren.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:34:43 No.13983364 >>13983340 Looks like a GN drive to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:40:30 No.13983383 >>13983364 >>13983340 Those are some turboencabulators. I'd recognize that dingle arm anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:42:48 No.13983388 >>13983383 >turboencabulators Much to my surprise, that actually exists.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:44:20 No.13983392 >>13983206 Looking good Snibako(?).

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:48:17 No.13983401 File: 101 KB, 537x537, 1404055235512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983388

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:50:29 No.13983412 >>13983388 You just don't see humour like this these days. Real subtle, Anon. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:56:48 No.13983430 File: 150 KB, 359x414, 1437018314822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983401 >>13983412 I was actually being totally, 100% serious. ...until I actually took the time to read the Wikipedia page after you guys replied to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 20:59:30 No.13983437 >>13983430 Well, the important thing is that you learned your lesson. And that other people can laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:00:04 No.13983439 >My IP range has been banned from 4chan, so I'm out of the game, at least for the time being. Lucky I more-or-less finished all the running storylines, eh? Holy shit Harblador, it may be my fault, I'm fucking sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:01:53 No.13983444 >>13983439 Oh fuuuck, that sucks balls big time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:02:31 No.13983446 >>13983439 How can it be your fault a whole IP range got taken down? Were you ban evading or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:02:38 No.13983448 >>13983439 >Harblador got banned ANON WHAT'D YOU DO

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:03:43 No.13983452 >>13983439 He should just be able to appeal his specific IP, right? Does it work that way?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:04:19 No.13983456 >>13983446 That's a really stupid question.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:06:52 No.13983469 >>13983456 No it isn't. So, were you ban evading? Also, tell me where you buried the bodies, so I can make sure they're still there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:12:26 No.13983492 >>13983452 It could work. Harblador, if you are reading this, try to appeal the ban, and clean your cache/cookies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:16:42 No.13983517 I want to be an adventurer with all demon silver weapons traveling across the land, saving humans from evil monsters and occasionally monsters from evil humans!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:18:02 No.13983523 File: 32 KB, 373x346, 816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983439 >The shitposting has gone so far that anons are now managing to get the OC providers banned from the threads Yeah, good job. Good FUCKING job.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:19:59 No.13983528 >>13983517 Neutral good is the best good. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:20:26 No.13983530 >>13983439 Range bans are the stupidest fucking shit. Once some braindead heatpouch banned half of my entire country because a single shitposter buttblasted him so badly.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:20:44 No.13983531

>>13983517
I wonder if the MG a Human Girl struck with a Demon Realm Silver weapon might turn into might vary based upon influences. Perhaps the region the ore was mined in? The species of the miner? The species of the metallurgist? The swordsmith? The wielder?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:21:46 No.13983537 >>13983530 Weren't the Krauts and Fliplanders banned from posting on 4chan at some point?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:21:51 No.13983538 >>13983530 But he was right. All aussies are shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:23:15 No.13983542 >>13983531 From what i understand demon silver is filled with demonic energy from a specific monster most of the time, and then turns them into that monster. Regular old demon silver defaults to succubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:24:18 No.13983543 >>13983530 Jesus what was he even shitposting about?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:25:51 No.13983551

>>13983537
>>13983538
It was Finland

I heard one guy evaded bans, so obviously with his superior warmpacket intelligence he deducted that he should ban like the entire IP range of the largest ISP in the country. I think it was revoked in a day or two, after they probably got flooded with frustrated feedback.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:27:51 No.13983561 >>13983537 Romania was range banned until just recently. They're so fucking bad. At least Australians can be funny, Romanians just complain about how much they hate Hungary.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:28:04 No.13983562 >>13983551 >Have you ever shitposted so badly, you made Finland's internet unaccessible?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:33:11 No.13983575 >>13983323 I DON'T KNOW

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:36:35 No.13983583 >>13983530 Was it the Randy Savage guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:38:50 No.13983584 File: 21 KB, 500x488, dank maymay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/J198nsvw

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:39:27 No.13983585 >>13983523 Welp, at least I know if I got banned it'd be no loss to you all. I'll take Harblador's place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:41:19 No.13983588 >>13983584 It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:41:43 No.13983589 >>13983584 You sure did, champ.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:42:04 No.13983591 File: 375 KB, 990x1400, 088e50627290d4f9e58eb0fded7b34a6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983584 It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:43:38 No.13983593 >>13983289 Matt please

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:45:54 No.13983597 Your monstergirl waifu deserves a loving husbando. Don't cheat on her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:46:38 No.13983600 >>13983597 why would I cheat on her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:46:43 No.13983601 >>13983597 I would never do that! What kind of slut do you take me for, kind sir? ...OK, maybe I'm kind of a slut, but only for my waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:46:53 No.13983603 File: 1.72 MB, 2254x1500, d6495c47eed37da85dd0096c8da8f19f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983584 Nice. But what happens to girls without butts to turn plump?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:47:35 No.13983605 >>13983584 https://youtu.be/_JphDdGV2TU?t=29s your clothes are black

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:48:12 No.13983608 >>13983603 Hate to be that guy, but do you have uncensored version? Please. I need it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:49:12 No.13983612 >>13983603 No clue. Thats what i realized well writing it is that every mg im aware of has boobs to make better though holst milk, but alot of them dont have butts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:49:23 No.13983613 >>13983523 The OP is right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:49:50 No.13983616 >>13983603 Well I guess they'd get more of an hourglass waist?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:50:20 No.13983617 >>13983603 Got damn I would love to have a threesome with a Kakuen and Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:50:26 No.13983618 >>13983605 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6mAeipSTvs FTFY

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:50:54 No.13983619 File: 327 KB, 740x1080, the_rise_of_shake_by_vermine_venom-d5fqwn4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that snakes are best waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:51:00 No.13983620 >>13983616 No, probably more like Elin-style thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:51:29 No.13983621 >>13983608 Do you people not know of Gelbooru? or how to use Google? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2804275 >>13983616 That's what I think. When I hear Jiggling Fruit I thought about more than just butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:51:35 No.13983622 >>13983620 I'm thinking what'd happen to a centaur.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:51:51 No.13983623 >>13983608 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2804275

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:52:08 No.13983624 >>13983619 She looks like that one guy from WKUK in the face.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:52:30 No.13983626 >>13983620 There are monster girls who don't have fleshy human-esque thighs, either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:52:49 No.13983628 >>13983584 >TurnedOutBetterThanExpected.gif

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:52:52 No.13983629 >>13983619 >3D delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:53:14 No.13983630 I want to lose my right arm, and for a shoggoth to replace it with a part of her body!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:53:31 No.13983631 >>13983621 >>13983608 >Link to Artist's site on the corner of the picture. Nevermind, you're just being lazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:53:41 No.13983634 >>13983619 >3D

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:57:37 No.13983644 File: 134 KB, 1648x928, YANGIRE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983619

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:59:06 No.13983648 >>13983644 I can't tell if that pic name is ironic or if there are still people who don't know what that word means.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 21:59:44 No.13983649 >>13983278 >Heart-shaped bush I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:00:13 No.13983651 >>13983584 I MUST GO TO THE SABBATH WITH A BASKET FULL OF THESE

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:00:22 No.13983652 >>13983648 She was straight up getting ready to murder him and the young girl in the latest episode. She even cut out an outline of penis-hair's body in the tatami mats with the kitchen knife and went "Oops! My hand moved involuntarily!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:00:34 No.13983653 >>13983620 What is an Elin? Because I heard that used to describe a Lilim I rolled on one of those little games a few days ago and I still can't figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:00:45 No.13983654 >>13983651 Sabbath probably invented them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:02:41 No.13983656 >>13983653 Bottom-heavy loli race from a grindy Korean MMO.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:02:59 No.13983657 >>13983644 Okuma's such a fucking pussy. He's got an amazing weapon at his fingertips and not only does he have no idea how to utilize it, he's too scared to try.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:03:28 No.13983660 >>13983653 The definition of pear shaped

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:04:00 No.13983661 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, COCKLUST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983657

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:04:16 No.13983663

>>13983652
She's still doing it out of love, or for reasons related to the person she loves.

yan- = sickness

-dere = love
-gire = to snap

As a rule of thumb, if they're driven by love, even through jealousy, it's not yangire. The word literally has the love removed from it, compared with yandere. It's just straight-up serial killer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:16:24 No.13983699 >>13983656 >>13983660 >Pear shaped loli I don't see how that relates to a chubby thunder-thighs Lilim with a huge rack.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:18:31 No.13983704 File: 502 KB, 600x659, 1429145678190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983699 Well, that sounds appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:18:36 No.13983705 >>13983699 The other guy might have used it wrong? I don't know the picture. But here's the Elin entry on the game wiki: http://tera.wikia.com/wiki/Elin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:20:44 No.13983710 File: 260 KB, 1200x850, 1433935751913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Been gone from these threads for about a month, what kind of autism have i missed?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:21:51 No.13983713

>>13983699
>>13983705

I believe they're similar.

Pear shape usually implies having the soft belly
Elin-shaped usually just has the rough thighs and bottom, without the gut

>>13983710
Don't fucking ask. Massive drama wars and fighting this week. Check the archive if you want to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:22:29 No.13983714 >>13983710 We got like, three new girls in a single month.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:23:06 No.13983716 >>13983710 Depending on when you went away you might have missed Seeing Eye Puppy, and some new girls, including a serial rapist toad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:24:54 No.13983722 File: 248 KB, 530x800, Elin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983699 Anyone bringing up Elin is focusing on just the thighs. >>13983710 You're better off not knowing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:25:54 No.13983725 >>13983713 >Massive drama wars and fighting this week. Was it really that bad?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:27:08 No.13983728 >>13983722 >The thighs >The delicious thighs >Those soft, delicious, pillow light thighs >Those warm thighs >Those god damn THIGHS MAN >Not the hips Come On, Anon. It's clearly not all about the thighs

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:28:03 No.13983730 >>13983716 >serial rapist toad Don't they only assault people when someone threatens them and their husband?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:30:35 No.13983737

>>13983730
Nope, it says in their profile that if they're unmarried and they see a man they like they'll latch onto him with their tongue and drag him to the waters edge, and proceed to rape him.
They also are probably the most cock hungry of any monster yet, because it says that even if they see a glimpse of their husbands dick they'll try and do something sexual right then and there.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:30:44 No.13983738

>>13983728
And then you go ingame and you can't even customize their tail colors, make different faces to anyone else's and fuck further around with the proportions without mods.

And most of them look so uglified due to their horrible faces/texturing that they don't even count for any kind of sentimental value.

Shit game.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:30:58 No.13983740 >>13983705 >>13983713 >>13983722 Ho damn, yeah, now I'm seeing it. Those thighs on a chubby Lilim? I can dig that. Since she's chubby would they be even bigger?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:34:23 No.13983744 >>13983722 >Grown woman legs >loli upper body What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:34:46 No.13983746 >>13983725 Go look at the archives if you want. I'm not going to drag up another 6-hour shiposting fight to satisfy your curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:37:08 No.13983758 >>13983746 >says that >he does it by posting anyway

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:37:44 No.13983760

>You'll never have a /fit/ monstergirl girlfriend.
>You'll never be walking home with her when some curvy Succubus starts making comments about how she's amazed that a gorilla like your girlfriend actually got a human.
>She'll never press up against you and tell you to get with a real woman who can actually please you.
>Your girlfriend will never give the Succubus a Ronda Rousey style beatdown and leave her whimpering on the street before picking you up and letting you piggyback on her all the way home.
>She'll never pin you to the bed and have tender, gentle, passionate sex with you while whispering about how much she loves you and that no one will ever steal you from her into your ear.

It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:39:51 No.13983766 >>13983744 Welcome to Asia.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:40:33 No.13983767 >>13983760 I don't condone physical assault like that, but a big protective /fit/ monster girl sounds amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:43:28 No.13983782 >>13983767 Anon that succubus was asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:44:26 No.13983784 >>13983760 I don't think anybody would be this much of a dumbass to fuck with a /fit/ monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:44:29 No.13983785 >>13983782 But I don't like seeing people getting hurt, even if they're being assholes! You'd have to do something really bad to make me want to see you get hurt!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:45:27 No.13983788 >>13983760 sounds like a fucking bitch I would purge her quick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:45:43 No.13983790 Another monstergirl related thread was made on /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:46:17 No.13983795 >>13983766 that's racist >there's also gross little boy body with shapeless spaghetti legs girls in asia too

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:47:28 No.13983797 File: 30 KB, 873x176, hellhound cl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983760 I want this, but with a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:47:40 No.13983799 >>13983784 Somebody with nothing but fuck on the brain probably would.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:48:03 No.13983801 File: 352 KB, 1200x1695, 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to commit a crime!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:49:41 No.13983809 >>13983439 No, no, NO! Fuck no!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:49:51 No.13983810 >>13983801 Those tails are shit. Don't even connect to the goddamn tailbone ffs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:50:54 No.13983813 >>13983784 >>13983799 No one said this succubus was smart. Poor girl flunked out of kindergarten.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:51:09 No.13983815 >>13983801 If loving Elin butt is a crime then I plead guilty to all charges!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:51:19 No.13983816 >>13983810 TERA a shit. Get used to the shittiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:52:08 No.13983819 >>13983801 Officer, I can explain You see, when I was walking down the street I was OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE?

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:53:03 No.13983821

>>13983760
>Beating up some random person in the street because she made lewd comments to her husband.
She's gonna get arrested like that! You have to have a stern talk to her if you want to set her straight.

>>13983797
>let momma see.
Mom fetishism is gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:53:05 No.13983822 >>13983710 I want to rub my dick on those feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:56:41 No.13983839 >>13983821 >have no sexual attraction to my actual mom >tfw I'd totally fuck a monstergirl if she were my adoptive motheru

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:57:34 No.13983842 If im doing generic hellhound smut as practice is it okay to just use anon as the name of the human? Also first person or second?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:59:09 No.13983847 >>13983842 Second person. And yes, that is OK.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 22:59:54 No.13983851 >>13983842 Yes and second. Bear in mind these are only my opinions. You be you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:00:14 No.13983856 >>13983842 >If im doing generic hellhound smut as practice is it okay to just use anon as the name of the human? Giving the guy a name wouldn't be consequential to anything. >Also first person or second? Second.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:02:00 No.13983862 File: 83 KB, 500x638, tumblr_na5zypQUj61rqcfojo1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a shark girl. I'm going to bed. Here's hoping for dreams of shark cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:02:21 No.13983864 File: 406 KB, 620x854, 00_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983801 I committed the crime. Sorry-not-sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:02:25 No.13983865 >>13983842 If it makes you feel comfortable, sure, whatever. Whichever one is easier for you to write. Actually if this is practice then you should pick the one you want to improve on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:03:35 No.13983867 >>13983862 >cuddling against shark skin http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PQAg9UdYyD

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:03:42 No.13983869 >>13983839 Momdom best dom.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:07:02 No.13983884

>>13983517
I want to be an adventurer with all demon silver weapons traveling across the land repelling sporadic attacks by a ferocious monster on small settlements and then basking in the gifts and adulation of the locals.
The attacks would be staged and harmless. I'd be working with the monster, splitting whatever reward I get for my "heroic" deeds.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:07:48 No.13983888 >>13983864 That doujin is misogynistic, sexist, twisted, disgusting and perverse. And I loved every goddamn page.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:09:17 No.13983892 >>13983864 One of the great classics of hentai.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:10:42 No.13983895 >>13983864 >This entire doujin Good god. This was wrong. This was wrong on so many levels Good god being wrong feels so good

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:12:21 No.13983906 File: 417 KB, 502x419, latest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983864

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:17:04 No.13983918 File: 54 KB, 290x294, 1000_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983864 I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:17:19 No.13983919 >>13983801 >>13983864 Please, no. I don't need more fuel for my Familiar fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:17:44 No.13983922 >>13983906 Nigger no one wants to ingest dust.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:20:02 No.13983929 File: 23 KB, 500x500, 1431786708649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983919 >Elin-thighed Familiar Hot damn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:20:48 No.13983930 >>13983929 >Elin-thighed Familiar I don't have enough tissues for this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:21:27 No.13983931 >>13983929 >>13983930 Wasn't there a story about that? Familiar Friend? I think she was more pear shaped than Elin shaped though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:22:02 No.13983933 >>13983931 Kind of the same

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:22:38 No.13983934 File: 1.56 MB, 3500x3800, 1402771043274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you keep your werecat daughteru from chasing birds and other small animals whenever you went outside?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:22:40 No.13983935 File: 147 KB, 632x576, 1434588228609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983929 >Elin-thighed Familiar this is something I can get behind

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:24:27 No.13983946 >>13983931 Yep, but she also had a light bit of chub IIRC, meaning she had Zankuro levels of thickness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:24:39 No.13983950 >>13983934 Spray bottle with cold water.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:24:54 No.13983951 >>13983934 I'd keep her snuggled on my arms, of course! It's for her own good, I swear!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:25:23 No.13983954 >>13981325 i'd slurp the slime out of her asshole, if you catch my drift

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:25:25 No.13983955 >>13983584 YES YEES YEEEEESSSSSSSS I NEED AT LEAST 100 OF THESE

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:25:26 No.13983956 >>13983946 >meaning she had Zankuro levels of thickness. I need this I need this I NEED THIS

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:25:35 No.13983957 >>13983934 >Laska I hope she'd get mauled to death by a feral animal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:25:48 No.13983960 >>13983929 This twisted fetish needs to be reset.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:26:47 No.13983966 >>13983934 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:27:12 No.13983967 >>13983951 You have to let her go sooner or later, Anon. She has to grow up learning about the world around her through her own eyes, not behind your arms. Not forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:27:44 No.13983972 File: 124 KB, 600x600, 1391525635755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983864 >That doujin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:29:22 No.13983980 >>13983869 >>13983839 >No English momdom stories Pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:29:30 No.13983981 >>13983967 Dammit They grow so fast ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:30:40 No.13983987 >>13983980 Bollocks wrote a Wight one I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:31:20 No.13983988 Is jiggling fruit the best thing to come out of mge?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:32:31 No.13983993 >>13983988 It doesn't exist in the MGE though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:33:22 No.13983996 >>13983987 >Him >Writing Good joke you had me going there for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:33:23 No.13983997 >>13983950 Wouldn't that just make her run away?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:33:40 No.13983998 >>13983929 >No Elin-thighed Lich >No Sabbath branch where every monster has the body of an Elin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:40:01 No.13984018 File: 169 KB, 500x750, 10krakenwip2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] crack that wip >>13983392 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:40:32 No.13984019 >>13983996 He did at one point. Now he whines about how he procrastinates/has no idea what to write.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:41:19 No.13984022 Fuck, gotta hit the hay. Don't tell the weresheep I've been awake since thursday evening.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:41:41 No.13984025 >>13984018 Her titties have a nice shape.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:41:59 No.13984026 >>13983988 I assume you mean these threads not mge, in which case i, as the person who wrote it, am gonna say probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:42:14 No.13984027 >>13984022 >Spoiler Dispatch, we need a Weresheep squad here ASAP, over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:42:19 No.13984028 >>13984019 Again. Good joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:42:29 No.13984029 >>13984022 That boy ain't right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:42:29 No.13984030 >>13984022 Jesus fucking christ anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:42:33 No.13984031 File: 216 KB, 336x600, Weresheep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984022 you need sleep, let me help

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:43:33 No.13984034 >>13984018 >Those tits >Those thick tentacles Thank you for reminding me that I'm out of tissues

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:44:08 No.13984036 >>13984028 Stop being a self-deprecatory faggot, and a Bob2.0

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:45:14 No.13984041 >>13982136 i'd fuck those abs

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:46:04 No.13984044 >>13984031 Now that I really look at it, her horns look like literal shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:46:24 No.13984046 >>13983998 Sounds like heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:47:48 No.13984051 >>13983998 >No Elin-thighed Lich >Lich doing sexy experiments >trying to infuse their body with MAMOMO MANA to make it sexier >all goes to their hips and thighs

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:50:42 No.13984062 >>13983956 Have you never read it before?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:51:48 No.13984066 >>13984041 How do you fuck abs?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:53:05 No.13984072 >>13984062 Of course I've read it before. I just misplaced it. And by misplaced it I mean I forgot to bookmark it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:53:14 No.13984073 >>13984066 isnt it obvious?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:53:30 No.13984075 >>13983998 >>13984051 >Undead loli cuddle-party ready to pounce on you. >Elin-tighted Lich, Vampire, Wight, Dullahan, Pharaoh, Ghouls, Zombies and Mummies all clingy as fuck always wanting to cuddle Living Onii-sama.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:55:08 No.13984084 >>13984072 Well, here's the pastebin if you need to reference it in the future. http://pastebin.com/u/averageanon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:56:45 No.13984098 >>13984075 Hnnngh, and that's why Undead a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:57:02 No.13984099 >>13984084 Oh it was Average who made it! Oh. Well, I had him bookmarked already. Silly me for not looking through all the pastebins I've got bookmarked first

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:57:14 No.13984101 File: 1.99 MB, 540x304, Sucy_Manbavaran.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Witches are highly underrated.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:58:21 No.13984109 >>13984101 Did this ever get anything more than its couple of episodes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 22, 2015 23:59:43 No.13984118 >>13984109 No. There was the original OVA, and then the recently completed sequel.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:01:01 No.13984127 File: 251 KB, 949x1367, 1425209781968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984101 I like 'em a little more on the Onee-san side.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:01:57 No.13984134 >>13984109 >anything more than its couple of episodes? It wasn't meant to be a running series, just a couple of animated shorts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:03:27 No.13984143 File: 93 KB, 600x631, r149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984127 I like oppai loli witches, myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:05:01 No.13984147 File: 191 KB, 622x374, SO TINY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug a Medusa

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:05:33 No.13984151 >>13984073 No. Please elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:05:42 No.13984152 >>13984101 Matango Sucy when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:05:44 No.13984154 >>13984147 I want to hug an oppai loli medusa.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:05:52 No.13984155 I want to fuck a mucus toad's slimey, slippery asshole until it doesn't close completely!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:08:05 No.13984167 >>13984147 >You'll never hug a Medusa and watch her blush like a maniac as her hair snakes flail around happily. God damn it, Medusas are the perfect Tsundere. Lie to themselves all they want, their hair shows how they really feel every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:08:44 No.13984174 I want to be on a team with a black harpy, a mucus toad and a wererabbit!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:09:28 No.13984180 >>13984174 What kind of team?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:09:51 No.13984183 >>13984127 The best kind of witch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:10:49 No.13984190 >>13984180 We'll be mercenaries! And we'll flying around shooting stuff mostly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:11:33 No.13984198 >>13984127 Older sisters are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:11:52 No.13984200 File: 441 KB, 1024x1280, Medusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984167

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:12:11 No.13984203 File: 318 KB, 800x541, Little.Witch.Academia.full.1506571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984127 But the regular girl look is so good! Not every waifu has to be a giant titted slut or a fat bottomed loli.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:13:58 No.13984213 >>13984198 As someone with two of em, I agree. They're bros, but not "sexy".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:16:22 No.13984227 File: 322 KB, 1500x1500, 1397609179689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have a Kumiho eat my liver!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:20:36 No.13984238 >>13984227 But won't that mean you couldn't drink any beer?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:32:11 No.13984283 Are we dead or is it my internet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:34:39 No.13984299 >>13984283 We're all having fun without you, LOSER.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:34:53 No.13984301 File: 388 KB, 500x281, 01d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't Monster Girls just use their feminine charms to win over any man they like instead of raping them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:35:38 No.13984307 >>13984238 I'd gladly give my life to make a MG happy So long as she at least gave me a fluff job first

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:35:47 No.13984308 >>13984301 they do that and more

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:36:05 No.13984310 >>13984301 Monstergirls wooing humans instead of raping them is probably one of my favorite things. Mainly because I kinda want to be wooed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:38:17 No.13984324 >>13984301 They could... but... When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you claws and a fuzzy armored hide, you rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:39:26 No.13984331 >>13984310 By what kind of girl? An old seductive vampire? A bouncy friendly weresheep? A strong protective oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:39:47 No.13984334 >>13984301 >Ushi-Onimatingdance.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:44:07 No.13984350 >>13984301 Why bother? They'll just rape him and then rewrite his brain to make him love her, then alter anything about you she doesn't like until she thinks you're good enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:44:14 No.13984351 >>13984301 I don't know what this is but that girl is adorable. Wait, I think I recognize that white haired one in the corner...is this the one where Chuuni things become real or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:45:09 No.13984356 >>13984331 I'd want a monster girl who could easily take what she wanted from me, but who is adamant that she needs to do things the proper way because her parents "raised a lady, not a brute".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:45:48 No.13984360 >>13984331 An energetic cuddlebug Hellhound. I have a favorite type and it's Genki.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:45:58 No.13984361 >>13984351 Yeah, and it's probably the best SoL anime I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:46:37 No.13984363 >>13984350 There's plenty of nice girls that don't rape or try not to.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:47:08 No.13984365 >>13984301 >Monstergirls using logic >ever

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:49:19 No.13984377 >>13984363 They'll still just completely alter him in body and mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:50:45 No.13984381 >>13984377 He'll also alter her mind and body.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:51:54 No.13984383 >>13984377 >>13984350 They don't actually do that on purpose in most ocassions. Mamono mana does it for them and even then mamono mana affects them much harder, being already soaking wet in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:56:12 No.13984406 Funny how as soon as that one cuck got banned the whole boards went back to tranquility.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 00:56:53 No.13984411 >>13984301 >best girl loses in the second episode >barely any screentime past this No wonder that show flopped.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:00:58 No.13984428
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>>13984301
I want a Jinko to talk to me about my lifts in the gym, eventually ask me out and show up in this, a far cry from her normal spats and sports bra. and I want her to look embarrassed when I compliment her on it. Later, she'll confess she was trying to impress me because she really liked me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:10:02 No.13984463 >>13984406 Wait, what was this? Also, we're mostly tranquil. /mgt/ is like, the ocean, dawg.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:10:06 No.13984465 File: 662 KB, 1276x1483, just_a_bit_of_dullahan_p16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:12:00 No.13984471 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM >Notice me [Baphomet-]senpai, notice me! Oh my god...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:13:22 No.13984476 >>13984428 god those arms and hands look nasty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:13:27 No.13984477 >>13984465 Are a dullahan's head and body born separately?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:13:28 No.13984478 >>13984463 >>13983197 From there upwards. Please use the archive before asking.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:16:31 No.13984486 >>13984478 Everything is deleted so I guess it doesn't matter. Do deleted posts show in the archive? Is this thread even in the archive? It's still active. I don't use the archives often enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:17:30 No.13984490 >>13983801 I want to drizzle pancake syrup on them and lick them clean.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:19:23 No.13984497 >>13984411 Just look at those orbs of pure light. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/853/610/329.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:19:38 No.13984499 File: 134 KB, 500x535, 1439989652384.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13983972 >>13983972 I agree, but Asanagi is still GOAT tier

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:20:39 No.13984501 >>13984022 What are you on speed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:23:51 No.13984510 >>13984406 Hue

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:24:12 No.13984511 /a/'s MG threads got filled with Tio and then pegging happened I came here for safety

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:26:09 No.13984525 File: 53 KB, 320x240, 1435846387579.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984511 >going to /a/

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:26:14 No.13984527

OK Anon, for reasons known only to the MWO (Monster World Order) you've been marked for assassination.
The marrying kind, not the six feet under kind.
A few months after this decision is made, you find yourself in the safe house/home of the assassin who nabbed you.
Who is she and how is your life as her prize/husband?

Roll species: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Next, Attitude d10

1. The Genkiest!
2. (Light) Tsundere
3. (Light) Yandere
4. Dandere
5. Kuudere
6.Tomboy
7. Himedere
8. Racial Norm
9. Deredere
10. NEET (Only works when she needs money for Figma)

2: Body Type d10

1. Thin, not much meat.
2. Healthy, lots of meat on her hips, rear and breasts
3. Fit: Toned without the massive thews.
4. Loli (CC body type if already a loli)
5. TALL (Foot and a half taller than normal)
6. SHORT (Foot and a half smaller than normal)
7. Muscled (May be taking steroids, you aren't sure but she's got more muscle than a minotaur)
8. Strong Fat (Soft enough to cuddle you but strong enough to keep you from running)
9. Racial Norm
10. Bottom heavy (Plenty of junk in the trunk)

Part 1/2

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:31:05 No.13984540 >>13984511 >/a/'s MG threads got filled with Tio >then pegging happened Are those two events somehow related to each other?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:32:06 No.13984543 >>13984527 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord >Light Yandere >Bottom Heavy So, how does this work, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:33:46 No.13984552 >>13984527 >Cheshire >THE GENKIEST >Healthy Part 2 when, I need to find out how many Tylenols I need to get.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:33:53 No.13984553 >>13984527 >Fit Tomboy Ignis I'm a lucky man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:33:54 No.13984554 >>13984527 >Muscled Dandere Dark Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:34:10 No.13984557 >>13984543 Demon Lord is already married. I'd say reroll.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:35:10 No.13984561 >>13984540 Tio pegged Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:35:34 No.13984562 >>13982016 They don't have noticeable eyes and are even mentioned as being blind

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:35:36 No.13984563

>>13984527
2/2

Specialty d6:
1. Close Quarters Weapons: A master of knives, axes, spoons, hammers, and more. Has an entire wing filled with (decorative) weapons.
2. Martial Arts:There isn't a single fighting style she hasn't mastered and three she created, has a dojo she trains in and a wide variety of Gis.
3. Explosives: From bottle rockets to C4, she can make it blow up REAL good. Does demolition work part time. May also have roller-skates.
4. Guns: Anti-material rifles, sniper rifles, SMGs, blunderbusses, she's an expert with all of them. Has an room that displays her (unloaded) weapons and a shooting range she practices in.
5. Poisons: Has an entire lab filled with chemicals and concoctions she uses to 'poison' her prey. Also may make some recreational stuff to spice up the bedroom.
6.Golem Specialist: Builds and maintains a small group (3) golems who she programs and sends out to do her dirty work, supporting them with remote commands and by hacking the location their in. (Roll Attitude/Body/Quirk for each golem)

Quirk: d8

1. Dire, Foot and a half tall with a lot of muscle.
2.Pygmy, tiny but fierce.
3. Chimera (roll another monster type and mix them)
4. TWINS THEY WERE (Roll body type, attitude, and specialty for the sister along with a new quirk to share)
5. Cybernetically enhanced (She did actually ask for this. The Baby maker is there)
6.Scars, is positively covered in bullet wounds, knife wounds, and burn scars. May be embarrassed by it.
7. Rune Tattoos: Uses magic runes to enhance her abilities, they're tattooed on and there may be a pleasure rune or two in there.
8. Normal. (BOOORING)

Ok boys, hows it go?
Are you glad to have been captured or looking to run away?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:36:57 No.13984570 >>13984527 >Kuudere Kunoichi Fitting. >Healthy physique, explosive specialist, Uses rune tattoos This is gonna be one explosive encounter that I shall relish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:37:52 No.13984575 >>13984527 >>13984563 >(Light) tsundere Loli Chimera Do I have to roll for every personality? >Demolition's expert >Normal Sounds interesting

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:38:06 No.13984576 >>13984563 What happens to those that run away?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:38:22 No.13984579 >>13984552 >>13984563 >Guns >Rune tattoos As long as there is no "Genki runes" a Tylenol a day should be fine.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:38:29 No.13984580

>Elf
>Racial Norm
>Fit
>Martial Artist
>Normal

OH MY GOD THE DICE COULDNT'VE GIVEN ME AN OPTION MORE BORING

Martial arts vs modern arts
Do you hear me? She's getting shot with a dart full of oomukade venom and then I'm just turning 360 degrees and walking away

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:38:38 No.13984581 >>13984575 Tsun is the dominant one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:39:43 No.13984585 >>13984563 >Short, deredere, scarred, /k/ Dark Elf Honestly could be a lot better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:39:49 No.13984586 >>13984553 >>13984563 >Ignis has a twin and uses melee weapons >Twin is a dandere healthy explosive expert >Both of them are dire. YES.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:40:05 No.13984587 >>13984576 Well, she drags you back, capturing with the method of her specialty, and then just eats ice cream while she wonders why they don't like her. Oh, and their bound to a chair watching re-runs of the new Simpsons seasons. while she things.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:40:46 No.13984588
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>>13984365
>>13984301
I guess they are monsters, after all. Many probably don't know or understand how they should act in a civilized society and can only let themselves be controlled by their instincts (not counting the monsters who are obviously intelligent), and must be taught everything that should be taught to a person to be able to work like a normal human being.

Most monsters must be in the situation the Tarrasque was in that one story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:40:54 No.13984590 >>13984576 They get caught and warned against being so silly.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:41:12 No.13984591

>>13984557
>>13984563
Rerolled because of the demon lord, then
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sahuagin
Attitude
>Kuudere
Body Type
>Loli
Speciality
>Golem Master
Golem 1: Tsundere, Fit, Normal
Golem 2: Deredere, Bottom Heavy, Normal
Golem 3: Kuudere, Muscled, Dire
Quirk
>Scars

Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:41:17 No.13984592 Ugh. Which MG can I asknto kill me. I drank, and did the one thing no one with alcohol in tneur blood should do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:41:51 No.13984595 >>13984527 >>13984563 >Tiny but fierce Light Yandere Pygmy Ushi-Oni Explosives Expert ...well. I think it's best to go along with the little lady.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:41:52 No.13984596 >>13984587 Great, so if I run I'll have to deal with a Muscled Dark Valkyrie that will probably break all the bones in my limbs.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:41:59 No.13984597
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>>13984527
>Kuudere Healthy Dire Soldier Beetle
>Golem Specialist

Time to build my army of Garthim

>Regular Tall Soldier Beetle Golem
>Tomboy Short Soldier Beetle Golem
>Regular Short Soldier Beetle Golem

I am become Jinai, KING OF THE BUGROM

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:42:19 No.13984599

>>13984527
>>13984563

>Short himedere Bubble Slime martial artist who is cybernetically enhanced with a boymaker

I-I dunno. She's some one's queen and treasure, just not mine. Any one wanna do tradesies? She lives in a hotspring so she's warm and minerally.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:42:54 No.13984602 >>13984592 What did you do now anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:43:24 No.13984605 >>13984592 Called your ex? Killed your mother? Signed for a loan? Fucked a dude?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:44:06 No.13984611 >>13984592 Drive? Drunk dial an ex? Drunk post on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:44:39 No.13984614 >>13984592 Please tell me you took a bottle of pills.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:44:42 No.13984615 >>13984592 I'm sorry? Can you repeat that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:44:45 No.13984616 >>13984602 I got drunk. Then I ate sweets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:45:51 No.13984623 >>13984616 Okay? I'm not sure why that warrants death.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:45:53 No.13984624 >>13984597 Hail to you and your soldiers, Harpo, Chico, and Groucho.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:46:02 No.13984625
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>>13984591
Okay, so. Going over this shit again cause it's hard to grasp.
My wife is a Sahuagin (pic related) who is a loli that is cold normally, but can show her true warm colors and caring, makes and controls golems and is covered in scars that she can be embarrassed by.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:46:06 No.13984628 >>13984616 >He gets hangovers from sweets and alcohol Pussy. Go drink some water.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:46:23 No.13984630 >>13984616 So?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:47:03 No.13984634 File: 29 KB, 274x237, 1433447595485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/a/ thread right now

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:47:04 No.13984635 >>13984596 Nah she'll be gentle. You'll just be forced to watch every episode of the simpsons past season 15

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:47:49 No.13984641 >>13984634 Tell me about it. And I thought these threads were bad...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:47:52 No.13984642 >>13984624 Now I just need to perfect the laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:48:07 No.13984645 >>13984625 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:48:19 No.13984647 >>13984635 Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:48:31 No.13984650 >>13984527 >Deredere, normal Kraken. Uses Martial arts and has Rune tattoos. Literally perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:49:12 No.13984653 >>13984634 It looks like things cooled down.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:49:55 No.13984659
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>>13984625
And to add to it, she has three golems like pic related.
One is fit and likes to pretend she doesn't like me and calls me a b-baaakaa, but she actually does.
One is a absolutely lovestruck by me and hits on me and has a big ass and big thighs.
And one is cold but still sorta likes me, is INCREDIBLY muscular and only a foot and a half tall.

holy fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:50:09 No.13984660 I just want to cuddlle a mothgirl at night is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:50:29 No.13984664 >>13984647 No Anon, she'll just let you watch, a gag in place so you don't bite your tongue, and then sit you in her lap and tell you that she's going to do that if you run again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:51:08 No.13984666 >>13984660 Don't moths die if you touch them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:51:45 No.13984673 >>13984659 Wrong on the last bit, she's a foot and a half TALLER than normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:52:29 No.13984677 >>13984664 I would honestly rather have my limbs cut off and eaten in front of me than watch that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:52:50 No.13984679 >>13984659 Anon probably committed a mistake. Dire monsters in D&D are much larger and powerful versions of their average monster. Anon probably meant she's a foot and a half taller than yourself or regular golems.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:52:55 No.13984680

>>13984155
Doing that too much is dangerous, Anon. We've got a kitsune who could tell you all about the dangers of large anal insertions.

On the other hand a Mucus Toad fucked senseless, with her tongue lolling out while her battered ass leaks semen mixed with her mucus would be something I'd like to see too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:53:16 No.13984682 >>13984641 Futa Tio. Fetish shitflinging. Posting standards.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:53:19 No.13984683

>>13984660
Yes. Don't you know she's noctural? That means she's most active at night, watching your anime backlog and snacking on one of your old t-shirts while getting moth dust all in your good headphones. She won't want to cuddle until early in the morning.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:53:52 No.13984687

>>13984527
Twins
>Chubby NEET Wurm Golem Specialist
>Bottom Heavy Genki Wurm Poisons specialist
>Both of them are covered in Rune Tattoos

3 Golems
>/fit/ Tomboy Golem
>Bottom Heavy Kuudere Golem
>Bottom Heavy Deredere Golem

I'm pretty much married to two Wurm Sisters, once of which definitely has the potion know how to brew a potion of Iron Pelvis, assisted by a whole lot of Golem Ass.
Even if I wanted to escape, I wouldn't be able to get them off my dick long enough to.
Besides, I can watch all the nerdy shit I like with the NEET one while cuddled up on her couch.
Plus, cuddling with her and her Genki sister and maybe her Golem servants would be heavenly.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:55:05 No.13984694

>>13984673
>>13984679
Gotcha. So, if she's a foot and a half taller than me, she's about.. 7'5. So she's huge and musclebound.

Jesus fucking christ. So, do I get to fuck the golems too and be married to my sahuagin waifu? Even if I can't, my waifu is quite GOAT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:56:21 No.13984700 >>13984683 That's also when she's the most "active". Wink wink nudge nudge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:56:46 No.13984704 >>13984680 a kitsune who's into anal? I'd like to meet her. but really, if you just let your ass rest for a few days it turns back to normal, it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:59:20 No.13984717 >>13984683 I'm sure she could make an exception on the nights I have to get up early. Fucking sunday buffet

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:59:20 No.13984718 >>13984704 >your

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 01:59:39 No.13984719 >>13984694 Yeah, you can go for the golems too. I done goofed with dire and forgot to type taller instead of tall.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:02:00 No.13984725 >>13984660 > wanting to cuddle moth-chan lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:02:20 No.13984727 File: 111 KB, 461x500, sahuagin2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984719 Nice. I'm down with that. I'd still probably spend most of my time with my waifu and Golem 2, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:02:31 No.13984729 >>13984634 link it fgt

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:03:33 No.13984733

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, it'll scare off the wild jinko were hunting.

>Muscled Himedere Dormouse who has poison and lots of scars.

I imagine that she got the muscles from a potion which may have spilled and burned her.

Either way, I'm going to pick her up cuddle the hell out of her while she sleepily acts smug.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:05:08 No.13984738 >>13984729 Go to /a/ and search 'monster,' it's not hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:07:25 No.13984749 >>13984682 I wrote the Tio futa. I'm so sorry, anon. I didn't mean for this to happen. Please forgive me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:08:25 No.13984754 >>13984749 WHAT THE FUCK ANON?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:09:39 No.13984759 >>13984749 ANON YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING YOURSELF INTO ANON THIS COULD HAVE BEEN STOPPED IT DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO HAPPEN ANON WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:10:18 No.13984765

Well isn't this something. Seems like posting standards kun, or autism kun as they call him, did not stop backseat modding since our exile. This is like Christmas. /a/ is taking notice of the /v/ threads as well, and it seems they're having /d/ problems too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:10:25 No.13984766 >>13984749 >I didn't mean for this to happen. Nice cover.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:10:54 No.13984769 >>13984749 >Laughing at how they're accusing us for being the cause >We were actually the cause Fucking god damn it, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:11:11 No.13984770 >>13984749 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:11:15 No.13984771 >>13984749 I still found it kinda hot Don't tell the other guys

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:11:54 No.13984774 >>13984749 ANON NO YOU FUCKING BLEW IT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:12:40 No.13984779 >>13984769 Nah man. We would reacted the same way to futa. It's just the same couple of /d/ipshits that have been starting stuff everywhere the last few days including here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:13:15 No.13984781 >>13984749 You stupid fuck. You just want to destroy us from within don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:13:22 No.13984782 >>13984749 Guys this has to be a trap, right? Like, you aren't a regular here or anything, are you anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:14:36 No.13984789 >>13984749 Your kind is not welcome here, get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:14:54 No.13984792 >>13984754 I got bored. >>13984769 If it makes it any better, I spend most of my time on the /a/ threads and only come here a quarter of the them. I also never go on /d/. I just writefag depressing stories sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:15:02 No.13984793 >>13984782 Look at the time he's posting. Then look at the time of the yuristorms the last few days. Same shit time, different shit channel.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:16:28 No.13984800 File: 182 KB, 442x650, 1437514959378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is my tinfoil hat still too tight? HUH!???

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:16:28 No.13984801 >>13984792 >Doesn't go to /d/ >Types out /d/ material Yeah, OK Jim. Whatever you say. I'll take your word for it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:16:31 No.13984802 >>13982666 he's alive, HE'S ALIVE!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:17:28 No.13984806 File: 112 KB, 255x231, CAN NEVER WAKE UP.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984792 THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE YOU FUCKING DINGUS.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:17:46 No.13984808 >>13984802 PRW's been alive

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:18:08 No.13984810 >>13984749 >It was me all along. I did it. >B-But it was an accident and I'm totally sorry I don't believe you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:18:09 No.13984811 >>13984749 >>>/d/ christ you futa/pegging fetishes are faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:19:03 No.13984816 >>13984792 You sound like an attention whore, pls go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:19:04 No.13984815 jesus fucking christ anons lets not bring /a/ drama in here for fucks sake

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:21:05 No.13984822
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>Anon's on both sides attempting to distance themselves from the other thread.

>Both are riddled with the same bullshit.
>Both are a depraved and rotten to the core.
>Both are just as retarded.

Why did we even left in the first place, or did everyone just pretend to leave but made two threads to calm the shitposting down?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:22:34 No.13984828 >>13984822 Because we got tired of /a/ drama and metaknighting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:22:43 No.13984829 File: 130 KB, 1000x997, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH SHAMPOO, AM I RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:23:37 No.13984836 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:23:50 No.13984837 >>13984822 Yeah, we left. We got tired of Shitposter-kun, Metaknight-kun, that one anon who was all about MUH PERSONAL ARMY, and all the rest of the backseat mod brigade. Fuck /a/, I'm never going back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:24:27 No.13984842 >>13984829 It's supposed to clean your hair and make it smell all fruity Good god woman, be careful

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:24:33 No.13984843 >>13984822 Like whites and arabs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:24:41 No.13984845 >>13984829 I needed this laugh, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:24:50 No.13984847 >>13984829 Haircare for Gazers is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:24:53 No.13984848 >tfw all this shitflinging and arguing is killing my motivation to write >especially after what happened to Harblador Not a great feel, I tell you hwat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:24:53 No.13984849 >>13983980 There's a couple of them

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:25:16 No.13984852 >>13984829 Who was the guy who always did WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD? What Monster Girl do you think would fit him the best?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:25:59 No.13984856 >>13984852 matango

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:26:06 No.13984857 >>13984822 >Why did we even leave in the first place Have you fucking seen /a/? I'm glad we left that festering shithole.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:26:26 No.13984859 >>13984852 Jerry Seinfeld >>13984856 What he said.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:27:27 No.13984863 >>13984852 A gangly unfunny tanuki.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:27:57 No.13984866

>>13984828
>>13984837
>>13984822
I was there Anon I know what happened. But I'm starting to think no one really left /a/ with how similar the threads are on both sides.
The shitposting in both threads is practically identical.

In fact, both threads seem to operate so similarly, I think the only thing that differentiate us is our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:28:02 No.13984867 >>13984641 /a/ has always been worse when the shit hits the fan

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:28:15 No.13984869 >>13984852 Jerry Senfeld?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:30:02 No.13984875

>>13984801
>>13984822
You know I don't even get you retards's ragehate shit regarding /d/.

When I go there they don't mention futas, yuri, or any of that shit all that often, and when they do it's just a comment about their interests and not actual material for the most part. It is literally us without the drawcucking and futa writing and with more image dumps.

Meanwhile we have this fag right here from /a/ doing the Lord's work and proving my point, you guys are your own problem, specially the closest denizens from /a/.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:30:59 No.13984882

>>13984847
>Washing a gazer
>The tub is covered in sludge
>Good god woman, when was the last time you had a shower?
>She blushes but says nothing
>OK, she's all clean. All that leaves is her hair
>She tells you she's OK
>No, I have to wash your hair
>She tells you her hair is fine
>No, I lost a pen in there. It's not fine
>She begs you that her hair is as clean as can be
>Beckon to the sludge
>She blushes
>Assure her that everything will be fine. Just close your eyes
>She complies, and you pour some shampoo onto your hand and start scrubbing
>The way she seems to smile in content, she's actually enjoying it
>There' bubbles too!
>Huh, this isn't so bad
>Is what you would've said if one of the bubbles didn't pop into the eyes of one of her stocks
>And then her main eye opened
>And got an eye full of shampoo
>Your doctor told you that your hearing is fine, but you assure him that no, it is in fact not

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:31:08 No.13984884 >>13984837 >Mods can't be global or anything! Anon you're so retarded it hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:31:11 No.13984886 File: 115 KB, 240x260, WHATS THE DEAL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984859 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MUSHROOM PEOPLE? I MEAN, ARE THEY MUSHROOMS? ARE THEY PEOPLE? MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:32:12 No.13984889

>>13984866
It's the reason there's not nearly the EMG discussion here there once was, because so many faggots kept one foot in /a/ instead of just cutting loose. And then there's /monster/ that's halfway made of people from both with even less content control, 90% CYOA's and tulpas and such.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:33:04 No.13984893 >>13984875 You've overplayed your hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:33:11 No.13984894 Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen so many deleted posts in a thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:33:12 No.13984895 >>13984875 Don't stir the fucking hornet's nest if you know it's going to lead to this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:33:22 No.13984896 >>13984884 The mod that stirred up that stuff which put us here got kicked though, like a month after we got here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:34:59 No.13984902 >>13984875 >le /d/ is chill meme >no futa 1/10

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:35:28 No.13984903 >>13984867 >>13984866 I just find it funny that, no matter how bad things get, they still think their shit is better than everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:35:41 No.13984904 >>13984896 Feels good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:36:05 No.13984906 >>13984829 So, Gazer would be a xboxfag, psfag or pcfag?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:37:05 No.13984910 >>13984893 >>13984895 Oh, c'mon...everyone else is going apeshit, I might as well tell them right now how dumb this whole argument is. >>13984896 Well, obviously, it should be entirely up to the whole staff to judge not just one fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:37:15 No.13984911 >>13984906 Well, you'd have ones who like different things, just like normal people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:37:59 No.13984913 >>13984906 She's ugly and forces her option down your throat, so pcfag.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:39:45 No.13984917

>>13984563
>sea bishop
>dandere
>racial norm body
>specializes in guns
>twin(kuudere, muscled, martial arts)
>both are dire
I'm don't mind this at all, I get to be with two muscular but sweet mermaids who can most certainly protect me with the greatest of ease.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:41:07 No.13984920 >>13984527 >bottom heavy, agressive ferocious Dire Minotaur martial artist Can't complain. She's gonna need all that strength if she ever hopes to separate my face from all that delicious Mino butt, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:44:05 No.13984927 What would you do if your monstergirl daughter came home one day and had become a ganguro delinquent?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:44:56 No.13984930 >>13984563 >>13984527 >NEET, tall and dire, poison master, Matango How fitting

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:44:59 No.13984931 >>13984927 Laugh because I hardly take shit like that seriously, then watch as she tries to get a rise out of me and fails.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:46:00 No.13984934 >>13984930 So what, literally Dark Souls giant Shroom men? Or how about Rise of the Fungi?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:46:20 No.13984935 >>13984927 Bukkake and Gokkun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:46:36 No.13984937 >>13984886 They're olev

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:46:50 No.13984939 >>13984927 I hope that she's just faking it for the sake of her social life, and that one day she'll wind up with a crush on her teacher who'll dick her and turn her into a good, straight-lane girl who cleans back up. Anybody get the reference?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:47:31 No.13984944 >>13984927 Get her to cut that shit out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:48:05 No.13984946 >>13984934 Probably the original actual Matango, straight from the B-movie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:48:17 No.13984947 >>13984939 Are you talking about the h-manga, or the manga? Because the proverbial prostitute with a heart of gold isn't a rare trope.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:48:37 No.13984949 >>13984939 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:48:46 No.13984950 Would you have sex with your monstergirl waifu when she's pregnant? Assuming she wants you to (pffft).

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:51:07 No.13984957 >>13984950 Is there a reason for me not to dick the waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:51:12 No.13984958 File: 918 KB, 1000x707, 1440312672264.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dullahan pictures like this are really interesting to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:51:17 No.13984959 >>13984947 It's an H-Manga. Also nothing to do with a prostitute... >>13984949 Well then you're missing out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:51:43 No.13984961 >>13984950 Yes. Hard. We're doing this the Spartan way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:52:30 No.13984964 >>13984957 But she's pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:53:44 No.13984966 >>13984964 >Anon doesn't know how babbies and pregnancy works I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed in how the American education system could fail someone so badly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:53:54 No.13984968 >>13984964 So?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:56:48 No.13984976 >>13984958 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:57:48 No.13984979 >Sahuagin >Kuudere >Muscled >Poisons >Rune magic This sounds OP as fuck. What do I do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:58:43 No.13984981 >>13984979 Give her to me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:59:41 No.13984982 >>13984979 >>13984981 No, give her to me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 02:59:47 No.13984983 >>13984979 Impregnate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:00:18 No.13984984 >>13984982 Don't listen to this Anon Give her to me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:02:29 No.13984993 >>13984927 If she insists on looking like a loose slut then I'm going to fuck her like one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:03:10 No.13984994 >>13984527 >NEET Strongfat Dormouse >Master with close quarters weapons >No quirks Sounds cuddly, though the thought of a dormouse assassin is silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:03:11 No.13984995 >>13984527 >Holstaur http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaur >Genki >Loli >Poisons >Pygmy >The monster girl built around huge boobs and milkproducing >Loli and tiny What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:04:38 No.13985001 >>13984993 Don't reinforce it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:04:48 No.13985003 >>13984995 It's a pair of tits with a tiny girl attached to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:05:14 No.13985005 >>13984993 >Something something plan all along

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:07:21 No.13985012 >>13984927 Dick her like I want to win the lottery.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:10:22 No.13985018 >>13985005 Do those plans also entail not being able to walk properly next day?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:13:00 No.13985024 File: 869 KB, 753x706, FbzudqI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984563 >>13984563 >BORING Healthy NEET Cheshire Cat specialized in Explosives

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:13:06 No.13985025 >>13984983 I'll do it. Is this what happened to Anubiscuck to become like that?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:13:32 No.13985027

>>13984966
I'm American and I had to learn everything through tv and google. We had one 30 minute session of sex ed in 5th grade, but that was just a bunch of old women pointing at a diagram of a dick and reading the names of the parts. We've actually had a lot of these half assed classes about stuff like how to fill out a job application or use the stock market, but I was so young and they were so rushed that I can't remember anything. Looking back I wish I could have had a class on how to do taxes and all things like that rather than the statistics and calculus classes that I doubt will ever be useful. Who knows maybe I would of had a job by now if I actually new what the hell I was doing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:14:35 No.13985031 >>13984022 That ain't shit. Call me when you hit 4 days no sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:17:48 No.13985039 >>13985031 That's actually impressive. How are you not dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:18:16 No.13985041 >>13985025 What the fuck does that even mean? No, really, explain the correlation, I dun get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:20:30 No.13985046 >>13985041 >>13984984

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:20:42 No.13985048

>>13985025
>Impregnating your MG partner makes you anubiscuck

I literally cannot follow your reasoning behind this statement.

>>13985027
Basically wimmiz (and MGs, according to KC) can get extra rowdy during pregnancy due to the hormone explosion. For women is varies, but MGs being MGs, they basically get all extra-horny, if such a thing is even conceivable.

Going back to reality, generally you want to wait long enough for the fetus to stabilize (after the first few months), and obviously avoid anything ridiculous like a horse-sized dildo. The womb and the vagina are seperate chambers, so to speak. You can have all the fun with the vagina because the uterus/womb seals off.

Also don't believe doujins, uterus penetration isn't actually a thing -- it's about as pleasant as having a wooden fence post up your ass. Not to mention you'd need a 12-inch, pencil thin dick to get in there. So unless you're a freak, the baby will be safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:25:38 No.13985058 >>13985048 I'd imagine with MGs, you'd end up disappearing for nine months before walking out into the yard with a thick manly beard, lots of grass to mow, and a baby to show to the world like a baboon witch doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:25:56 No.13985060 >>13985024 Can I roll for another monster girl? Does someone want this stupid, fat cat?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:26:46 No.13985064

>>13985048
>>13985046
>I literally cannot follow your reasoning behind this statement.
Yeah me neither. Probably because that whole mess and the resulting nick actually had nothing to do with cuckolding. But people who weren't there think it does, I guess? I just want the cuckoo meme to go away. People weren't able to get the definition of cuck straight as it was...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:27:17 No.13985067 File: 326 KB, 1125x1500, owls and eagles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:27:57 No.13985069 >>13985060 >not wanting a meaty faggot cat I'll take her and hope you get a Matango on your next roll.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:28:43 No.13985072 File: 786 KB, 1217x684, 1440314923880.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who the fuck is this guy? Crabman?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:29:32 No.13985076 >>13985072 He sorta looks like an anti-anti-spiral.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:29:33 No.13985077 >>13985072 Fucking Antispiral gets all the bitches.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:29:38 No.13985078

>>13985064
In /a/, "MUH PURITY" terms, so much as liking another boy back in kindergarden is considered NTR. Remember those nut-cases that would destroy manga after finding out the main girl used to like someone else in the past? I bet its those anons that are pushing the definition of cucking to such extremely broad meanings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:29:52 No.13985079 >>13985067 The right one's feet seem a bit small, but it looks neat otherwise.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:30:38 No.13985084

>>13985072
>Vaguely spiky hair
>Empty, soulless eyes of the void
Definitely Darling.

We know Manako, Tio and Zombina like him at the very least. That smug look on Smith's face would indicate she's just there to cockblock MGs from his junk, as she do. And Doppel's there because...Iunno, all five of them have to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:31:07 No.13985085 >>13985072 >Antispiral eyes >Can't recognize the only character in the series with those eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:31:10 No.13985087 >>13985039 I was very young with few friends and a laptop. By the end of it I was watching an 8-bit(16-bit?) Michael Jackson moonwalk across my wall. I'd blink and it'd be a half hour later, the keyboard imprinted on my face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:33:05 No.13985093 >>13985031 >>13985039 Eh, nowadays, not so much. I mean, don't they give amphetamines to military pilots to keep them at full functionality for up to 48 hours? I imagine the less-than-well-coordinated awake time is far longer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:33:18 No.13985094 >>13985087 Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:33:28 No.13985095 >>13985087 >I was very young >a laptop Now I feel old. Laptops weren't even really a common thing until I was already out of high school.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:34:28 No.13985096
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>>13985069
Thanks Anon, I'll make sure not to waste it.

>>13984563
>>13984527
>BORING Fit NEET Werecat specialized in Close Quarters Weapons.
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING STUPID NEET CATS.
AND WHO PUT THIS STUPID ASSASSINATION CONTRACT ON ME FUCK THIS MONSTERS JUST KIDNAPING ME AND SAYING IM THEIR NEW HUSBAND

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:36:54 No.13985102 >>13985096 >Mikasa as a Cat Girl ...nope, no complaints here. I'd a nice, toned, faintly yandere muscle cat.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:37:10 No.13985103

>>13985084
Anyone else feel like the series will end in some dumb way like darling getting a doppelganger potion or something similar. All the girls can have a copy of him, and it will end up like the little comic strips that came out before the series started.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:38:03 No.13985104 >>13985095 It was 05. I remember because that's the year I found 4chan. The laptop was an ancient one, only 2GB HDD and a Y2K Ready sticker on the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:39:09 No.13985106 >>13985103 I'd believe it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:39:17 No.13985107 >>13985096 Cats are lazy. It'd be suprising if the cats you get aren't neets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:39:54 No.13985110 >>13985096 Anon, I'm >>13984995 Wanna trade?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:40:27 No.13985112 >>13985107 Not as bad as ferret girls though. They'd sleep for far longer, and then it's suddenly a flurry of energy.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:41:40 No.13985117

>>13985103
I'd prefer that to a straight harem end. I'd prefer him choosing one girl even more.

That ending actually happened once, in that one magical school harem where the guy had like 5 super spells. I recall it being kind of novel at the time when you normally just get a bunch of unresolved nothing out of harem series.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:43:30 No.13985122 >>13985117 How'd you feel about Lova Hina?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:44:00 No.13985124 >>13985104 Not him but that still sounds young as fuck. I remember playing X-wing (the floppy version with a ball mouse) on a Gateway 3000 Colorbook as my first laptop with Windows 3.1.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:45:12 No.13985129 >>13985072 Why does smith look so pure and waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:46:17 No.13985133 >>13985104 When I was 5 the internet didn't exist and MS DOS was the most advanced operating system.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:47:18 No.13985135 File: 160 KB, 242x456, 1440316038497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13985129 Cause she's vanilla

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:48:01 No.13985137 >>13985110 I DON'T WANT YOUR DEFECTIVE COW THESE MONSTERS JUST KEEP TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THEIR VAGINA HAT THE FUCK

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:49:32 No.13985139

>>13985122
Thought it was dumb that you had to watch the whole series plus two ova's plus like three movies to get them to act more honest towards each other. I would have taken Megumi in a heartbeat instead of tsun roach.

>Dat kindness
>Dat softness
>Dat ara ara at a tender preCC age

Or spaghetti sword girl or junior high housewife or the rest. Really, it was just crazy he kept at the tsun girl for so long.

I'd say the old school Tenchi OVA's are a better harem that's played straight. Even that never got fully resolved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:50:02 No.13985142 >>13985027 This hit me in the feels. The worst part is no one seems willing to acknowledge it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:50:31 No.13985144 File: 734 KB, 1500x2000, america flavored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13985079 It's probably because the left one is way taller

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:52:24 No.13985146

>>13985117
Honestly, I might actually prefer the clone ending or even harem more than him picking. I don't look forward to him picking because it will leave many of the girls heartbroken. That's why I hate harem animes, I'm a big sap that wants everyone to get their happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:53:31 No.13985148 >>13985133 2005, not five years old. I was in the 7th grade or so. Saw the ED article for a website I frequented and immediately saw the light. Ran for /b/ and started blocking the pool.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:55:33 No.13985153 >>13985139 Agreed. Roach is always the worst choice in every anime. Personally, I was rooting for drunk or Koalla.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:55:36 No.13985154

>>13985146
And I acknowledge that a straight harem ending is everyone being miserable anyway. Might as well make one girl truly happy than everyone slightly less unhappy. You should also realize the good deed of cutting the other suitors loose so they can pursue love elsewhere. Stringing them along is just terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:56:07 No.13985156 >>13985067 what am I looking at here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:56:43 No.13985159 >>13985156 Harpies, apparently

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:57:28 No.13985160 >>13985153 Drunk was good but had too many Daddy issues and was never really interested in MC. I'd still take her though and make her feel loved. Jungle princess was a jungle princess. Marry her and you have to go live in her homeland. Forget that.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 03:58:33 No.13985162
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>>13984563
>>13984527
>DIRE MUSCULAR HIMEDERE DARK SLIME SPECIALIZED IN GOLEMANCY.
>Cybernetically Enhanced Tall Yandere Golem #1
>Normal Dire Short (what) Golem #2
>Strongfat Genki Cybernetically Enhanced TWIN Golem #3.1
>Strongfat Yandere Cybernetically Enhanced TWIN Golem #3.2

I'M FUCKING DEAD

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:00:08 No.13985167 >>13985139 >>13985153 Otohime and Motoko best girls. Kanako best sex slave. Naru a shit.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:00:57 No.13985169

>>13985160
I wanted to make Drunk feel happy. Kaoala was just because she's cute.

But seriously. Drunk was cute as fuck. I just wanted to hug her and keep her safe and tell her everything was going to be okay. Then be molested while she tells me I'm the cutest.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:12:21 No.13985204

>>13985154
I know, and if I was in that situation I'd choose a single girl too. The thing is that we're not him and he continuously calls the girls his family, so in the end he may end up going with the harem. Maybe all of them will become too close to be separated, like I doubt Suu and Papi are going to leave each other behind. I guess all we can do is wait and see how things develop.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:21:24 No.13985226

>>13984527
>Red Slime
>Racial Norm
>Thin (not sure why, maybe she manifests this way because she thinks I'd like it?"
>Poisons (Are we sure this isn't a bubble slime who swallowed some dye?)
>Scarred. Fucking how?

Other than the bizarre traits this slime has, I'm interested. Slimes are potentially the kinkiest monsters, able to fuck you in normally impossible ways. I'd love to be completely covered in one, it'd probably feel like being kissed, licked and sucked everywhere at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:23:31 No.13985231 File: 156 KB, 549x415, GOOD_END.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't understand why people keep discussing this when Most Useful Girl already gave us the perfect solution.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:23:55 No.13985234 >>13985148 >blocking the pool I remember the habbo raids. At the time it was hilarious, standing on the diving board for hours and everyone making a mad dash for the door when a mod showed up. Still, I'd never go back there these days.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:28:36 No.13985251 I just learned golden tabby tigers are a thing. Golden tabby jinkos, the girlier versions of the kung fu masters?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:28:36 No.13985252 >>13985231 Because most would see it as a huge cop out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:28:41 No.13985253 >>13984527 >>13984563 Slightly yandere cyborg minotaur who specializes in guns. Here body type is normal for a minotaur.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:41:39 No.13985284

>>13985231
>>13985252
And yet they're all in Wedding Dresses there...and in the opening...so...

Except Lala.
God I just had an awful thought. The day of Darling's wedding, all the harem shows up in typical mourning dress. Except Lala, who's wearing a wedding dress.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:42:41 No.13985286 >>13985284 *Darling's Funeral Sorry. That was quite the mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:43:34 No.13985290 >>13985284 >all the harem shows up in typical mourning dress. Except Lala HEHEHEHEHE >>13985286 It's both.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:46:33 No.13985292 >>13985290 >It's Both Well, yes, but the implication that the rest of them got to share him for life, and then at the funeral it's like Lala's mocking them, saying, "Got him all to myself now."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:49:15 No.13985296 >>13985292 Only right before the will-o-wisp, ghoul, ghost, vampire, skeleton, and lich are introduced in the new episodes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:55:18 No.13985305 I want to kiss a group of shirohebi!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 04:57:11 No.13985307 >>13985305 This is how shrines burn. Do it anon. Make room for the kitsune master race.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:04:26 No.13985325 >>13985305 Are they all sisters and cousins or are they entirely unrelated to each other?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:07:25 No.13985328

>>13985307
>>13985305
Theoretically, if an organization of Dragoons were to have a headquarters in a mountain fortress, with their most powerful dragon living near the peak; what do you think would happen if a Ryu arrived and asked to build her temple there?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:09:52 No.13985333 File: 788 KB, 1082x1394, 1427871146664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13979597 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:10:35 No.13985335 >>13985328 You tell us dragoons when

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:10:57 No.13985337 >>13985328 Depends on how the Dragoons and Wyverns feel about the Ryu?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:11:12 No.13985339 >>13985328 Negotiations. How would a shrine help the dragoons? What are they going to get for allowing her to settle on their mountain? Sure, Ryu are powerful, but they're smart enough not to mess with a dragoon air force.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:13:53 No.13985347 >>13985339 Could a Ryu really care what they think if she can control climate itself to make their flights impossible?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:14:13 No.13985349 >>13984563 >A kuudere, tattoo'd up loli nereid who's an explosives expert. I can get behind this, literally, I hope she has those pleasure runes on her ass cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:15:08 No.13985350 File: 438 KB, 1600x1200, waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A question for you, /mgg/ - would you classify Albedo as Chaotic Evil or Lawful Evil?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:16:22 No.13985352 >>13985349 For a second I thought you wanted Explosive Runes on her asscheeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:17:57 No.13985355 >>13985350 Bitchy Evil.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:18:21 No.13985358 >>13985350 Lawful Waifu Because it doesn't matter how, she'll do it if Ainz-sama wishes her to.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:18:49 No.13985359
File: 1008 KB, 1920x1080, Oh my.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13985350
On one hand she gives not fucks about most things other than her husbando, but on the other her husbando seems to be the only lawful authority she recognizes.

The former suggests CE, the latter LE.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:19:02 No.13985360

>>13985347
A little bad weather ain't gonna get a dragoon down! Wotwot.
Speaking seriously though, it would severely take away the dragoon's specialty, but she is still outnumbered by wyverns and wyvern wrestlers that are trained for warfare. Besides, ryu tend to be gentle and peaceful beings. She wouldn't do that unless they were needlessly staunch and there was no other suitable mountain nearby for the shrine, and even then just to show them she wasn't just a beggar.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:23:37 No.13985367 >>13985359 He confines her after she attacks him to try and steal his precious skeleton seed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:25:24 No.13985373 File: 1.30 MB, 1366x768, Momonga_questions_the_prescence_of_the_bitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13985350

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:26:18 No.13985375 >>13985373 A++++ subbing Funi

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:30:01 No.13985385

>>13985337
>>13985339
>>13985335
Well, basically the idea I had was the Ryu was somehow, someway, perhaps miraculously, seduced by a young dragoon, and then moves back there with him. As her nature as a deity, she declares she'll establish a temple there. Preferably on the mountain's peak. The conflict thus arises regarding the God-Tier Dragoness at the helm of the organization already residing there...

I thought it'd make a half-decent subplot, but not sure if it'd be anything meaningful, how I'd resolve it, or if it's even worth the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:31:04 No.13985388 >>13985373 >filename God dammit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:31:05 No.13985389 >>13985373 >>13985375 In Japanese the English word "Bitch" is slang for "Slut". If you have even a passing familiarity with hentai, you should know this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:32:10 No.13985393 >>13985389 It doesn't mean that in English, though. It should have been translated as 'slut'.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:32:26 No.13985395 >>13985349 That does sound mag-fucking-nificent. Like, 20/10, ya lucky dog.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:33:38 No.13985400 >>13985393 Fair enough; which is what most scanlators doing the manga did, as I recall. S'what the one I read did. But I suppose Funi's subbers ain't exactly up on the Engrish Slang?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:34:40 No.13985403 >>13985393 Not him but anybody could tell what was meant the second they said "beechu"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:35:32 No.13985406 >>13985393 >>13985375 >>13985400 >>13985403 The funny thing is that he literally says 'BITCHite' in english in the original audio.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:38:31 No.13985408

>>13985406
Chances are, if they HAD translated the intent, ie. Slut, people would've been confused anyway as those not knowledgeable about the slang would've complained about him obviously saying "Bitch".

So best to just leave the Engrish as Engrish, and let people catch on themselves.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:39:54 No.13985409

>>13985385
You didn't mention a dragoon bringing her back, that's an entirely different dynamic. It'd depend greatly on how much importance the dragoons put into their specific values. If might makes right, it'd just boil down to who would be able to subdue the other. Try to avoid that unless you can really make the preparations and plotting beforehand interesting.
Though, having them try and gain favor in order to build the shrine would also have the potential to be good, whether it be by bringing glory to the dragoons in battles, or defending the homeland.
I'd say write what you know, and be ready to practice writing dragoon fights in a realistic way.
Now if only put this much thought into my own writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:42:18 No.13985413 >>13985409 Writing is not thought. Writing is doing. Thinking is simple. Doing is not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 05:58:21 No.13985433 >>13985413 Is that you Master Yoda?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:45:10 No.13985440 Has Lich-chan raised us yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:45:55 No.13985443 File: 101 KB, 640x640, 1404066379871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mermaid for sale!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:46:23 No.13985444 >Sat here checking the thread for over an hour before I realized 4chan was broken >Tried to browse other boards on 4chan to pass the time until 4chan came back I think I have a problem.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:46:46 No.13985447

>>13985409
The whole premise doesn't really make any sense from a story perspective without a lot of conditions as dragoons are paired at a very young age. So he would have to be a widower or something to bring her back. And even then it would likely have to be a fairly short time widowed as he would have needed to meet her far away from home indicating he never returned from the battlefield where he lost his wife. Assuming all that, you still need a convincing reason for him to return to the roost instead of staying in his new wife's homeland.

>Guy critically wounded in battle, his wife dead
>Saved by a local ryu who tends to him at her shrine
>Engage Nightingale-syndrome
>Guy finally heals, wants to take her home with him
>All those wyvern's faces when their clutch sister's husband brings back a new wife and wants to live in their roost
>He may even already have daughters

Not exactly a cutesy kind of story really if you want to run it even semi-realistically.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:48:38 No.13985454 >>13985444 I actually did the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:49:38 No.13985460 Jesus you people scared me for a second there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:49:58 No.13985462 >>13985444 I went shopping since the thread was dead, came back and wondered why no one had posted yet. I'm not a smart man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:50:35 No.13985464 I WANT TO MARRY AN ALP I really want to marry one and love her!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:52:57 No.13985472 >>13985464 Das gay anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:58:06 No.13985491 >>13985472 No it's not! It's pure and I love alps and want to marry and cuddle one and make her feel like a princess!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 08:58:15 No.13985493 File: 19 KB, 419x190, Alp Wins!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13985464

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:01:51 No.13985502 I want a delinquent Minotaur friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:02:12 No.13985505 >>13985443 People get punched in the face for things like this. But I'll risk it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:02:27 No.13985506 >>13985493 Was this from a real match? If so, do you have any moe or imgur link? I can't seem to find anything on my own.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:05:16 No.13985514 >>13985443 I want sushi.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:05:44 No.13985515 >>13985506 alp won cause dragon sheilded alp from bombardment

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:13:02 No.13985542 File: 651 KB, 990x1400, 249978407cc971b8c1c72e97ea3a01d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13985514 One order coming up!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:23:25 No.13985591 File: 194 KB, 691x635, 1440336205107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:32:57 No.13985619 File: 121 KB, 666x568, 1440336777583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:34:58 No.13985631 To those anons that kept posting about Shimoneta talking about how it's the closest thing to good monster girl personalities this season, you can go fuck yourselves. What a garbage show.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:35:15 No.13985632 >>13985591 Because she's spider bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:45:09 No.13985659 I want to sell myself and be a haughty chubby Chesire's pet! I want her to dom me and put a collar on me for some pet play! I want to massage her paws!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:45:19 No.13985661 >>13985515 Was it a Black Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:47:48 No.13985666 >>13985661 it was just a dragon, no color was specified

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:50:23 No.13985675 >>13985659 Enjoy cleaning your new mistress with your tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:51:43 No.13985682 File: 369 KB, 761x1000, Gazer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to blow on her eye.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 09:58:27 No.13985705 >>13985666 Well it would've made sense if it had been black.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:09:21 No.13985757 Remember: your Wyvern daughteru might not get what she expects from Legend of the Dragoon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:10:42 No.13985764 >>13985682 I want to watch her and Mucus Toad wrassle in a pit made of latex and coated in oil.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:12:25 No.13985775 >>13985631 Are you that anon who keeps claiming everything is "garbage?" You're right in this instance, but I don't give a fuck, Anna is yandere of the year all years

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:14:59 No.13985781 >>13985764 Now that's a slip hazard if there ever was one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:16:26 No.13985788 >>13985775 Oh no I'm being serious, it's a legitimately terrible show, with only Anna, the science girl and that Gorillaman being the only good things about it. I dropped it hard after the 4th episode.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:19:45 No.13985802 >>13985675 Not him, but >cleaning a cat >with your tongue Enjoy your bezoar

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:20:57 No.13985811 >>13985781 That's why it's a pit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:26:34 No.13985836 >>13985764 Can a Mucus Toad overcome the stalks?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:36:37 No.13985909 >>13985619 Nothing is free, what's the catch for these free yet hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:37:38 No.13985915 >>13985909 yeti hugs*

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:38:03 No.13985917

>>13985788
I can't blame you. Anna and the creepy science girl are the two things keeping me watching. The LN spoilers on /a/ are utterly retarded, and the show's opening credits proves at least a few of these spoilers are true too. I still say science girl would make an amazing lich

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:40:45 No.13985931 >>13985915 >>13985909 Gotta hug back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:42:31 No.13985941 >>13984301 They totally do. The world guide lays out how tons of MG's win their husband through seduction rather than rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:42:35 No.13985943 >>13985917 I can safely say that the fucking little artist cunt is a pretty accurate representation of how a Cait Sith would behave, while Ayame would probably make a good Cheshire.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:42:47 No.13985944

>>13985931
>No matter whom their companion is, these girls have a strong desire to hug those around them and will get their cuddles one way or another
>While these girls are gentle and quite docile, you must remember that they are still monsters. They always dream of finding a man who won’t struggle and reject them.
I'm too scared to hug the yeti

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:43:48 No.13985949 >>13985836 Not unless her tongue is long enough to tie them all up. But I mean, what is she going to do with them, fire off spells that probably make their target hornier?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:44:48 No.13985957 >>13984301 If you bother to read a bit you will see some of them do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:50:44 No.13985978 File: 801 KB, 2248x1636, 1440341444475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, I've created some amazing brand new artwork that will thrust Monster Girl art into a new era! The Modern era! Tell me what you think of my latest creation!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:52:14 No.13985986 >>13985978 Ugly! UGLY! UUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYY!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:52:28 No.13985989 >>13985978 Sublime.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:52:44 No.13985990 >>13985978 Jizzed in my pants/10

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:52:52 No.13985991 >>13985978 I'm still not taking it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:53:36 No.13985994 >>13985978 The four elements? The four seasons? The four winds? What are they and how many may I pick?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:54:00 No.13985995 >>13985991 Shut up and take one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:54:31 No.13985997 >>13984301 >Can't Monster Girls just use their feminine charms to win over any man they like They can and they do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:55:16 No.13986001 >>13985949 Hold her limbs in a submission-hold! That's how you wrassle!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:55:25 No.13986002 >>13985995 I refuse, Wocks are stupid!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:57:27 No.13986007 >>13985991 >>13986002 One of these days you're going to have to take it you know. You must.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:59:14 No.13986013 >>13986007 I don't want to take it, I don't like Wocks and you can't make me like them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 10:59:58 No.13986016 >>13986007 Don't be a dick and harass people who don't want them, answer me dammit!>>13985994

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:02:00 No.13986024 >>13986001 I just imagine the Gazer grabbing a random chair out of nowhere and bashing the toad over the head with it. >"Ladies and gentlemen we have a new champ! AND HER NAME IS JANE SEENA!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:02:35 No.13986028 >>13986007 Last time I got one it shot lazer beams out of it's eyes and destroyed my house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:03:08 No.13986032 >>13986024 Dii-di-di-diii!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:04:25 No.13986042 >>13986024 WE GOTTA PUSH GAZER FOR SUMMERSLAM

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:05:44 No.13986048 File: 239 KB, 960x1032, 1408416940397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13985978

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:06:48 No.13986055 >>13986048 >a time when Brawny Lamia didn't exist Last summer was so long ago...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:09:01 No.13986065 File: 5 KB, 198x148, listennn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986055 dont forget, you are here forever

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:12:29 No.13986079 >>13986065 That's good. Makes me feel like I belong somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:20:47 No.13986107 Which MG, barring succuvirus, would likely be a cyberbully? What would she say to you? To other MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:22:10 No.13986117 >>13986107 A fujoclops would probably go so far as to edit your face on to some gay porn for herself to enjoy, then threaten to upload it if you didn't become her bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:25:30 No.13986128 File: 106 KB, 272x254, 1413908726792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986107 Alternatively, faggot cats.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:26:49 No.13986135 File: 83 KB, 820x1024, 1392158835268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your daughter thinks she's old enough not to cry anymore! What piece of fiction do you use to prove her wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:27:51 No.13986140 >>13986117 >that >working Good luck, I'd sue her so hard she'd end up homeless. Then it's sweet revenge back alley blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:28:53 No.13986148 >>13986135 Any book/movie/videogame where the main character dies for the sake of his daughter's well being.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:29:21 No.13986150 >>13986135 Saving Private Ryan. If she doesn't cry? Well, I can make another one that looks just like her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:29:32 No.13986152 >>13986140 >suing someone >in a world where lawyers are Tanuki and judges are Anubi Anon, you don't want to go there. They'll schlick to your squirming as they sentence YOU to community service in the Manticore neighborhood. >>13986148 Such as?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:30:50 No.13986156 >>13986150 But Saving Private Ryan is not sad or even all that good. There, I said it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:31:01 No.13986157 >>13986135 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuyfazkwirY

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:31:25 No.13986161 >>13986152 >sentence YOU to community service in the Manticore neighborhood. Don't know about him, but I'd volunteer for that on my own.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:32:05 No.13986164 >>13986107 Gazers, onis, and memecats.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:32:14 No.13986166 >>13985978 Why do you always puu.sh this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:32:51 No.13986169 >>13986157 Now that's a fine choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:32:56 No.13986172 >>13986152 >he thinks this is going to court in MGC Let's face it, if you live in MGC and have any notions of a peaceful life, you're fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:33:58 No.13986177 >>13986172 MGC has a perfectly functioning justice system and your insinuations that the police force rapes men is just unfounded.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:34:14 No.13986179 >>13986164 >memecats Rude!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:34:45 No.13986183 >>13986172 MGC is a wonderful city with a rich culture.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:34:49 No.13986184 >>13986157 This. I was just about to post it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:36:07 No.13986191 >>13986179 Every single memecat is a reddit tier meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:36:26 No.13986195 >>13986177 Of course they don't rape them, that would be unacceptable. They're performing carnal disciplinary action.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:37:38 No.13986202 >>13986191 Too far, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:37:45 No.13986203 >>13986152 Asura's Wrath, LISA(?)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:38:49 No.13986206 >>13986202 They deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:38:51 No.13986207 >>13986203 >Asura's Wrath Poor girl would end up thinking that you can solve your problems by punching them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:39:28 No.13986211 >>13986183 And any man setting foot inside can expect to get culturally enriched.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:39:37 No.13986212 >>13986135 I am disappointed in you /mgg/. http://youtu.be/i07pCK_ZkRE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:40:01 No.13986213 I want to make a manticore soft and cuddly!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:40:21 No.13986214 >>13986207 Only daddy can do the punching, but she can do it too when she grows older. Didn't raise no wimpy girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:40:41 No.13986217 >>13986211 Isn't it great?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:41:34 No.13986222 >>13986214 How old would she need to be before you let her get lessons in her martial art of choice?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:42:45 No.13986227 >>13986203 >Asura's Wrath >tearjerker How?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:43:24 No.13986228 >>13986177 I made no such insinuations. Is there something you'd like to tell us? >>13986183 MGC is wonderful in the same way the favelas of Brazil are safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:45:02 No.13986233 >>13986222 Old enough to take responsibility for her actions. Until then, I'll be around to break the stones blocking her path.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:45:04 No.13986235 >>13985978 thats pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:46:32 No.13986240 >>13986233 Good man. You've got to teach her to use her power wisely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:46:59 No.13986243 >>13986233 But even little kids can learn the basics, anon. Getting an early start helps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:49:00 No.13986250 >>13986135 I will teach her how a father feels towards a daughter by having her read The Sword of Destiny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:50:47 No.13986253 Anon! Your daughter runs in claiming that the happening is upon you! How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:51:43 No.13986254 >>13986253 Tell her to relax, this is a part of the Alraune reproductive cycle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:52:33 No.13986257 >>13986253 Ignore her doomsaying, pick her up and take her back to her bed because she can't stay up late at her age.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:53:04 No.13986259 >>13986253 It ain't gonna suck itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:54:03 No.13986263 >>13986243 She can practice all she wants, but she's still fond of being a cuddly "grappler."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:55:37 No.13986272 >>13986253 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1440345303655.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:56:43 No.13986277 >>13986253 I've been waiting for a proper happening for far too long to get my hopes up due to a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:58:33 No.13986283 >>13986253 Don't lie to your father! There's never a happening, ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 11:59:37 No.13986287 >>13986152 >implying anyone would defend a monoeye

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:00:28 No.13986290 >>13986287 If it got them a desperate, helpless human boy, sure they would.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:00:29 No.13986291 >>13986287 I'd defend a monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:00:38 No.13986292 Anon! Your daughter runs in claiming that she was just pounded by three bbc! How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:01:39 No.13986295 >>13986291 Liar!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:02:48 No.13986300 >>13986292 Tell her that's nice, but I can smell the mayonnaise on her and that she really shouldn't misuse food items like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:03:38 No.13986303 >>13986292 Tell her that Jeremy Clarkson is best Top Gear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:04:22 No.13986306 >>13986295 It's not. Monoeyes are sweet girls who deserve to be supported.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:06:17 No.13986314 >>13986292 I show her the door.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:07:02 No.13986316 >>13986292 BBC 3 is for hipsters. Tell her to listen to a proper new station.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:07:32 No.13986318 >>13986306 They're ugly, they're smelly, and they're dumb and cowardly.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:08:29 No.13986321

So, in their first time, amazoness are supposed to ravish you in front of other people to assert ownership over you, but what if you get really proactive during sex? Like touching/kissing her back, scream how much you are enjoying it, trying to do another thing than cowgirl (missionary, doggystyle, etc), how do you think she would react?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:08:54 No.13986323 >>13986318 Stop Anon! They'll start binge eating if you continue saying such mean things!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:09:54 No.13986326 >>13986321 She'd give a warm smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:10:19 No.13986328 >>13986323 Then they'll be fat as well and be certain to die virgins.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:11:21 No.13986333 I want to show a Wererabbit Watership Down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:11:59 No.13986339 >>13986321 Frown on your shameless disrespect for their customs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:12:51 No.13986342 >>13986328 Stop it Anon! Do you want the news to run specials on Cyclops obesity?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:16:08 No.13986356 >>13986342 Yes. I want all Cyclopes to be so disgusting that no man would ever want to be with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:17:00 No.13986361 >>13986292 I tell her to stop lying. Niggers don't exist anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:18:21 No.13986363 >>13986135 the crossing - cormac mccarthy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:18:55 No.13986365 >>13986361 Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:19:20 No.13986368 >>13986356 Monoeye is love

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:20:55 No.13986374 >>13986368 If you want to swim in trash, maybe. Why don't you get a better girl, like a parasite slime or a centaur?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:21:11 No.13986375 >>13986356 Fine, but I hope your ready to see the tale of one cyclops who found love despite reaching 400lbs! She works in a forge so a good chunk of it's actually muscle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:21:44 No.13986377 >>13986321 I think she and the audience would be confused/embarrased, maybe even think you are some kind of slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:22:14 No.13986378 File: 48 KB, 300x442, 1440346934908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986135 image related

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:23:30 No.13986381 >>13986375 I would like to see that. It would give the others false hope.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:24:13 No.13986389 File: 38 KB, 400x328, google-slap-site-pro-ppc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986375 >stronfat females ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING HERETICAL HARAM VERBOTEN

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:24:55 No.13986395 >>13986375 >tfw no big buff cyclops waifu to propose to you with rings she made in her own forge I don't even like normal monoeyes but cyclops are love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:25:36 No.13986399 >>13986365 Mamono mana can do wonderful things.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:26:57 No.13986404 >>13986374 Because they have too many eyes.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:27:04 No.13986406 [SPOILER]

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>>13986321

>kidnapped by qt ebony amabrawns
>dragged me and the rest of the catch into the middle of their mud-hut podunk
>feminigresses start taking turns asserting the dominance of their hips over our pelvises
>my turn comes along
>think 'I ain't getting on this ride'
>WP her right in the solar plexus
>she goes down, then I go down on her
>no one tries to stop me as I move straight on to missionary; probably some dumb warrior code shit lol
>after I get her nice and ahegao'd, I pull out and bust my darknut all over her face
>cum dripping off her big-ass nose. shit was so cash.
>turn around to see all of the other amazonessas bowing down before me
>turned out I was part of some weird-ass tribal prophecy or something
>mfw

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:27:06 No.13986407

>>13986381
Will it?
Or will it be the key to sending other girls out to find live?

Maybe you'll be responsible for getting the cyclops race husbands!

>>13986389
Never!
It is lovely!
Stongfat jinkos!
Strongfat Succubi!
Stongfat lamia!
Strongfat Alices!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:29:18 No.13986416 >>13986406 Did Dorf actually fuck any any Gerudo bitches, or was he all about dat conquest?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:29:25 No.13986418 >>13986407 I want a Strongfat Dragon, or Jabberwock! I want to train her for the Sumo wrestling fights and sit on her lap!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:29:34 No.13986420 >>13986407 >Strongfat Alices! You are a madman! But I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:29:38 No.13986421 >>13986399 You're saying everyone in your world is white?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:30:38 No.13986428 >>13986406 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:32:19 No.13986435 >>13986407 They'll head out to find boyfriends, only for almost everyone to rightfully hate them. they wither have to settle with a 1/10 or cough up the money for a whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:35:01 No.13986442 >>13986407 >I want to fuck Lou Ferigno! Fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:36:45 No.13986450 >>13986418 Just be ready for post match parties were you'll be surrounded by some of her friends and competitors. She may get tipsy and take you back home for drunken cowgirl sex >>13986420 Would you be her oniichan?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:41:21 No.13986468 >>13986421 No, everyone is caucasian.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:42:06 No.13986474 >>13986135 War movies. Lots and lots of war movies. If she's really my child they're the only thing that'll get her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:43:04 No.13986479 >>13986135 http://i.imgur.com/SvGyxXl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:43:16 No.13986481 File: 529 KB, 900x1200, Crawling is outdated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 12:44:40 No.13986486 >>13986416 Both.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:01:12 No.13986525 >>13981959 Nobody else got it, but I did. Hint; I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. Swag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:01:30 No.13986526 File: 617 KB, 795x930, 1425975450153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hanky-panky?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:03:06 No.13986531 >>13986526 I'm swiping her cake and jumping out the window.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:05:05 No.13986535 >>13986526 How forward! As expected of foxes.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:05:39 No.13986538
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>>13982016
>>13984562
Aw shit you know what, I thought that bit of scales at the end of it's head were eyes when I had fought it before. But they're not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:12:42 No.13986551 File: 141 KB, 434x600, 1393830127184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about the greatest adventure of all, /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:19:18 No.13986585 >>13986135 Well, then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGtJn-L5xEs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:20:09 No.13986588 >>13986585 That's kiddy stuff and she stopped crying at that when she was six! Step it up old man!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:22:08 No.13986595 >>13986588 Then how about some Grave of the Fireflies?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:22:45 No.13986597 >>13986595 Now that'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:23:46 No.13986602 >>13986551 What, like how a lowly Skeleton rises up to become the Archmistress of the land? Nah.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:24:37 No.13986609

>>13986551
Once upon a time some guy got shagged by a monster he just met. The end.

Fun fact, this is also 70% of our writefaggotry in abridged form. Not that there's a problem with that. Especially considering the other 30% is generic, lazy attempts at making things "cute". Just add children or shyness for instant results.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:25:18 No.13986614 >>13986609 No bully pls, writefags are sensitive and fragile creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:28:19 No.13986616 >>13986135 No one posted Nagisa's death? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02E8T-C9UYM

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:30:10 No.13986623 >>13986614 I like most of our writefags, but I'm yet to read an attempt at a cute story here that doesn't pull lazy anime cliches out at every opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:30:51 No.13986626 >>13986623 What are these lazy anime cliches you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:31:28 No.13986630 >>13986623 That's because the anons here want and ask for those lazy anime cliches.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:45:04 No.13986689

>>13986630
I know, but I'm sure I'm not the only person here who is tired of that shit. These things feel less original than all the generic porn the other writefags do. At any rate, I'll stop bitching now because I know I'm in the minority here and there's no point in wasting more time complaining about inconsequential shit I don't like about the threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:46:48 No.13986694 >>13986689 I'm okay with talking about these things, I'm all about improvement. How about you actually give specific examples?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:47:09 No.13986695 Where has Pantry Quest gone?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:48:46 No.13986698 >>13986135 Make her play Ys Origin

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:49:06 No.13986702 >>13986695 To the kitchen.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:53:18 No.13986711

>>13986694
Well, since you asked, it's just always kids acting like kids in general but this time they have tails and stuff, or there's the "lets take a normally ferocious monster and mentally turn it into a little girl" technique. Those are the most common routes taken from what I've seen at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:54:24 No.13986714 >>13986695 I also wonder about this. It was silly and fun. I miss the silly stories we used to have.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:54:44 No.13986716 >>13986711 >kids acting like kids And this is a bad thing? I see. Sorry I asked.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:56:47 No.13986725 File: 537 KB, 760x1125, 817c4e00fbbbbf6a9bf95c18f14fb41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think that when women become witches, they gain cosplay-tier features like animal/elven ears, and maybe tails of some sort?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:57:16 No.13986728 >>13986716 No need to get that way. I just feel it's a lazy way of getting the "Daaaaw" reaction from your readers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 13:59:10 No.13986737 >>13986728 The only possible conclusion I can draw from this is that you don't approve of kids in stories, and that's just dumb.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:00:04 No.13986742

>>13986725
The witches look like little human girls but theres no reason they couldn't magic up some cat ears and a tail.
Or are already a monster who took up witchery.
Maybe a lamia who was distraught that she was starting to look old or a kraken who didn't want wrinkles.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:00:11 No.13986743 File: 113 KB, 335x500, Witch_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986725 Not really, no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:00:51 No.13986745 >>13986716 Oh hush. You asked and received. No need to be all uppity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:00:52 No.13986746 >>13986737 That's a bit of a leap there. I was talking about when you do it SOLELY for the cuteness factor and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:02:31 No.13986753 File: 1.23 MB, 848x1200, 1418242529753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986725 Maybe. >>13986746 And how can one tell the difference?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:03:44 No.13986759 >>13986323 Then they'll become chubby and will be nice and soft to hug. Now I want to bully them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:03:44 No.13986760 >>13986711 Hm. What would be something original then? A few ideas wouldn't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:04:28 No.13986764 >>13986714 Yeah, nowadays we get stupid edge shit, NTR shit, and Trader Shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:04:38 No.13986765 File: 161 KB, 868x982, 1436320920422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13984036 >There's a Bob 2.0

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:05:47 No.13986772 >>13986764 Don't forget a new story that never finishes by Alp every week.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:06:24 No.13986774 Any arachnophobes in here? What is it about spiders that really makes your skin crawl? I've heard it's not really the danger of the spider bite but the anatomy and speed of them that really gives people the willies. Your thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:06:36 No.13986776 >>13986764 >Trader Shit. What did he do now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:07:05 No.13986782 >>13986759 Don't forget that many of these girls are the daughters of smiths Anon, she may look big and soft but there's nothing stopping her from pinning you down if you go too far.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:07:16 No.13986783 >>13986753 When its clearly the entire point of the story. Anyway, I can see this going on for a while and there really is no need for it to, so I'll just stop this now. In the end all it amounts to is personal taste I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:08:06 No.13986786 >>13986783 Before you stop, just tell us all what IS okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:08:53 No.13986789 >>13986774 Spiders are scary, don't ask me why. I would totally fuck an arachne though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:09:31 No.13986790 >>13986623 I'd recommend maybe trying Thunderbrother's stuff. It's generally slower, but that's because it avoids excessive smut or fan service and tries to play things like more realistic couples. Worth checking out.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:09:45 No.13986792

>>13986776
He's gone full Vanilla, giving us a harem of an Elf, Orc, Cyclops and now a Fairy, the least Vanilla thing we got is a Ryu.
All while still trying to push us to make something besides the elf chubby, and last night had a 'LE RANDOM' Paladin chick get pregnant with 20 babies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:10:01 No.13986793 >>13986782 You are only further encouraging me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:10:34 No.13986798 >>13986774 I wouldn't say I'm an arachnophobe, and I'm quite sure they aren't out to get me, yet they still scare the fuck out of me. That being said, I'd totally sire daughterus with an Arachne.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:11:08 No.13986801

>>13986774
Its the way they look
The way they move
The way they just chaotically run out from under things for no reason
How they hunt
The way they kill their prey (digesting them from the inside while its still alive. If they were sapient the entire species would be a Geneva Convention violation)

Sticking half a cute girl on the head of a giant version of these doesn't do much to quell my hatred of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:11:29 No.13986802 >>13986765 I'm going to pick that girl up and carry her around.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:13:11 No.13986806 >>13986793 The bully them to your hearts delight Anon, just get hope your ready for her to get aggressive after you push her too far, pin you down, and ride you till pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:13:26 No.13986810 >>13986786 See this? >>13986790 Because this. Its cute but it actually has substance. It isn't a hastily made greentext, Thunderbrother has clearly thought it through and it feels so natural.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:14:48 No.13986815 >>13986810 Okay, I do like Thunderbrother. Sometimes it felt like I was the only one letting him know that. It's a little weird you want a realistic depiction of a relationship when we're talking about Monsters here, but I'm not complaining.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:15:30 No.13986818 >>13986806 Like she can even do anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:17:10 No.13986823 >>13986818 Hey, cyclops can do quite a few things when pushed.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:17:19 No.13986825 [DELETED]

>>13986774
Multiple, soulless eyes, their sneakiness, always watching and waiting. Long, spindly, hairy legs. The way they move. The way they eat, liquefying their prey's insides. Many killing their partners after mating. The feel of their touch. I hate everything about them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:18:42 No.13986829 >>13986823 Like what? Write edgy stories about mindbreaking and beating up human bullies on /hbg/?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:19:29 No.13986830 >>13986815 >Okay, I do like Thunderbrother. Sometimes it felt like I was the only one letting him know that. I also feel he's under-appreciated. It's kind of frustrating to see a good writefag like that being seemingly ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:20:26 No.13986831 >>13986830 It's because he doesn't attentionwhore at all. He needs some PR work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:21:50 No.13986836 Arachne with a pained look on her face while some guy bawls hysterically in her arms when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:25:21 No.13986845 >>13986830 >>13986831 I think it's more because it's generally close to a month between his chapters. Posting once a month generally doesn't get you a lot of attention or discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:29:41 No.13986861 >>13986836 >Thinly veiled /r/equest for artfags.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:30:45 No.13986868 >>13986836 >>13986861 yeah, at least wait until arachnes or bullying comes up in discussion to make it more natural. talk about a blatant and unsubtle art request.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:33:56 No.13986878 File: 121 KB, 1000x699, INTO THE VOID.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mofffu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:34:11 No.13986879 >>13986861 >>13986868 We ask for stuff this way all the time. >wait for Arachne to come up Um... >>13986774 >>13986789 >>13986801 >>13986825

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:36:01 No.13986884 >>13986873 Cats are assholes, can I have a dog girl instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:37:18 No.13986890 >>13986879 Eh, you're right. I forgot the thread is so slow right now that 30 mins ago is "recent".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:37:41 No.13986893 >>13986873 Wouldn't there be a shitload of moral qualms about doing that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:38:19 No.13986896 >>13986893 Like what? "Waa-waa-waa, Allahu snackbar is offended" type of stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:38:57 No.13986898 >>13986878 REMOVE YANMOTH

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:39:51 No.13986901 >>13986896 More of a "what is a human/rebellion of angry catgirls" type.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:40:28 No.13986904

>>13986893
>Implying morality has ever stood in the way of profit

Even human biotech researched has just moved away from the Jesus States of America to Singapore.

It's a Nash equilibrium deal, like how tax havens tend to have 0% taxes when 1% tax would make them magnitudes more money. If they don't do it, their rivals will.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:40:48 No.13986907 Waifu wars?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:41:12 No.13986909 >>13986901 >what is a human We already know what a human is, and a cat girl is not one. They're cat girls. >rebellion of angry catgirls Great job, mistreating your pet you paid an arm and a leg for. >>13986907 Please.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:45:15 No.13986925 File: 72 KB, 599x667, 1435851874827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986890 Fuck you too buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:46:17 No.13986932 >>13986925 It was still a thinly veiled artfag/writefag request, even if it was still on topic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:46:57 No.13986933 >>13986909 Well eventually the cat girls may become smart enough to decide that they want equal rights instead being someone's pet, eventually leading to a catgirl uprising. It may not be in our generation, but the threat will always be there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:47:35 No.13986936 >>13986884 Best I can do is a samoyed girl http://i.imgur.com/XTFaPyG.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:47:57 No.13986938 >>13986932 Fuck you u c k

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:49:05 No.13986944 >>13986936 I'm a cat person but if a kobold did that to me she'd be getting cuddled to no end.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:50:11 No.13986948 >>13986938 Nice try, /fit/-anon, you almost had it.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:52:00 No.13986957

>>13986815
>It's a little weird you want a realistic depiction of a relationship when we're talking about Monsters

Depending on how you play them, monstergirls can range from simply-satisfied lovebugs, who want nothing but their husband's happiness, to... well, normal people. Or normal people who take a away just a little bit more fulfilment from sex than a regular human might.

In Aviators, Thunderbrother introduced monstergirls to what's effectively our world. And in the setting the story takes place in, they're all integrated into society, as what might as well be just another few races of humanity.

But to talk about that whole realistic relationship thing, I personally think the payoff of having a deeper relationship like that between two characters is much more fulfilling. Harder to do, but fulfilling. Just compare:

>Monstergirl finds human she might like
>Monstergirl jumps human
>Human resists monstergirl's advances
>Human eventually relents, realising the monstergirl just wants to share her love
>Monstergirl and human have a happy life

And:

>Monstergirl finds human she might like
>They hit it off, getting to know each other, pushing the boundaries of things to talk about
>They both start spending time together as friends, enjoying each others' company
>They realise that they're enjoying each others' company more and more
>One of them drops the bombs, and proposes that they bring their relationship to the next level
>The idea is accepted with open arms
>Monstergirl and human start getting much more cosy in each others' company
>Plot happens, forcing them to come to terms with something they'd rather not deal with
>Conflict happens, either between human and monstergirl, or as something they need to face together
>Conflict is overcome, relationship is strengthened for it
>They bang
>Epilogue to the conflict and sex as they express their happiness somehow
>Monstergirl and human have a happy life

Damn character limits.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:53:00 No.13986963

>>13986957
So, to wrap it all up: The latter has a bit more room to appreciate two characters, and just how much it means when one of them says "I love you". Not to say the former's worse, necessarily, but I think you can definitely get more of a typical romance story out of the latter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:54:46 No.13986969 >>13983864 >Guro >not only do they eat the girls but also the babies that they have with the girls Holy shit that is a bit too much for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:55:52 No.13986973 File: 346 KB, 1250x1160, kejourou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986913

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:56:00 No.13986974 >>13985757 >Wyvern plays Legend of Dragoon >Sees how they fuse with the Dragons they've made submit to them >Starts clinging to her boyfriend for several weeks, declaring that she is his armor now

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:58:06 No.13986981 File: 331 KB, 1190x860, 41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986898 no she is life and love

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 14:58:54 No.13986985 >>13986948 Whatever you say newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:00:09 No.13986989 >>13986981 REMOVE ANNIHILATE EXTERMINATE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:00:21 No.13986990 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, jjjjzzzzapp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986981

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:01:08 No.13986992 >>13986989 LOVE CUDDLE IMPREGNATE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:01:16 No.13986993 File: 63 KB, 403x495, 1440356476443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986989 >>13986990

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:01:35 No.13986996 Umm...what is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khU9g3zXUTc

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:03:42 No.13987002 >>13986993 Your ugly face is unnecessary you mind bending, dirty, obsessive freakazoid. Walk into an open flame already.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:04:37 No.13987004 File: 1.71 MB, 2064x3009, 1234326534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986898 >>13986989 >>13986990 >>13987002

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:04:43 No.13987006 File: 439 KB, 1197x734, 1440356683889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987002

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:05:18 No.13987008 >>13986992 REJECT CRUSH CAKEIFY DENY OFFSPRING

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:06:29 No.13987015 >>13987008 KISS HUG CREAMPIEIFY RAISE A FAMILY WITH

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:06:56 No.13987018 >>13987006 You will not elude my electrified, giant moth swatter. Burn in hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:06:56 No.13987019 >Tell Monster Girl daughteru she is going to be a big sister >Starts practicing with a dolly How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:07:18 No.13987020 >>13986973 That looks excellent, good work anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:09:06 No.13987025 >>13987015 BURKE BURN FORCE INTO CONVENT HYSTERECTOMIZE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:10:22 No.13987031 >>13986981 >love and life So she'll screw you over and over? Remove bitchmoth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:10:35 No.13987032 File: 256 KB, 744x716, hush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13986989 >>13987008 >>13987025

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:11:57 No.13987039 >>13987025 SUCKLE PLEASURE MAKE BLUSH PET GROWING BELLY

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:13:07 No.13987042 >>13987032 I don't take orders from yanmoths. Man angrily grips newspaper.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:13:14 No.13987043 >>13987032 Did this bitch just tell me to be quiet? Do I need to do a Mach 25 Nose Bop?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:14:43 No.13987050 >>13987042 That's not a nice thing to do to your mommy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:23:50 No.13987096 >>13987043 How do you plan on accelerating to 8575 meters per second? You'll be bopping her nose at a speed faster than most satellites.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:25:53 No.13987100 Surprise the yandere moth! Kiss her on her nose! Lay her down and finger her to orgasm while kissing her!

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:26:14 No.13987103

>>13986830
>he's under-appreciated.
>frustrating to see a good writefag like that being seemingly ignored
y-you too

>>13986845
>Posting once a month generally doesn't get you a lot of attention or discussion.
I'm sorry. Currently trying to write faster. As long as I can write at work (and cement what I want to do with the story) I'm sure the next chapter will be finished sooner than the last.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:27:20 No.13987107 >>13987100 why?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:27:42 No.13987110 >>13986831 Attentionwhoring is a shitty thing to do, I respect the few writefags who don't feel the need to do that

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:28:42 No.13987115 >>13987039 BITE KICK PEPPER SPRAY FALCON PUNCH

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:30:14 No.13987123 >>13987107 Because taking lewd monstergirls out of their comfort zone by doing what they'd normally do to you appeals to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:34:00 No.13987148 >>13985072 Tio seems really short in this pic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:35:05 No.13987154 >>13985096 Needs more muscle to be Mikasa.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:37:44 No.13987171 >>13985307 I'm sure the Tanukis would love the extra space for their own shrines.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:39:32 No.13987180 >>13986973 Very nice!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:40:33 No.13987185 >>13985591 I thought xenos weren't allowed in here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:43:29 No.13987190 >>13987185 They aren't and some fag posted her to start shit. And failed. Let it go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:44:27 No.13987193 >>13986152 >and judges are Anubi That would mean that they could weigh the truth though. So she would know about the fujoclops' plan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:45:34 No.13987198 I want to dress an alp up in sun dresses and tell her how cute she looks!

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:47:06 No.13987203

>>13987193
Anubi Judges are the best indeed.
And now I'm thinking about being such a judge's husbando, who brings her lunch at the office, gives her a mid-day pawrub...and through some series of events, winds up giving her under-the-desk cunnilingus as she's in the middle of handing down sentences the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:47:43 No.13987204 File: 431 KB, 469x600, Thunderbird.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug a thunder bird

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:49:03 No.13987207 >>13986774 I can't give you a reason, I just freeze up whenever I see a spider. I don't really find their anatomy scary or whatsoever, it just happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:50:22 No.13987209 >>13987204 Hmm, how hard would it be to rape a thunderbird? Are they always changed up or do they release electricity at will?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:50:41 No.13987211 >>13987204 your not alone anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:50:42 No.13987212 >>13986406 >not using the best most swag version of Ganondorf. http://imgur.com/wctQog9

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:52:24 No.13987218 >>13987198 That's not what you do with Alps. That's not what you do with Alps at all.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:56:32 No.13987226

>>13986825
>Many killing their partners after mating.
Turns out that was because of the stress created by the researchers who were observing them.
Now we've developed techniques to observe them without causing stress and most do not try to eat each other after sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:58:11 No.13987234 >>13986944 >cuddling a kobold Hope you like your new wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:58:17 No.13987235 >>13987226 >trusting a spider's word No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:59:08 No.13987237 >>13987235 Racist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:59:19 No.13987238 >>13987234 Who wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 15:59:43 No.13987241 >>13987235 Spiders can't talk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:00:26 No.13987244 >>13987237 Guilty of not giving a fuck.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:01:17 No.13987249 >>13987211 Theres a storm outside I heard thunder maybe theres a thunderbird outside

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:03:38 No.13987257 File: 1.08 MB, 2102x3032, 06 (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish silk was featured more actively.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:04:00 No.13987259 >>13987204 >Thunderbird charges an especially large capacitor by accident or whatever >Someone grabs both terminals of capacitor Does Someone get "deadly" shocked or "really turned on" shocked?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:04:26 No.13987260 >>13987234 >soft little Kobold that loves skinship Sign me the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:08:25 No.13987270 File: 165 KB, 1000x1000, 1440360505050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987198

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:10:10 No.13987274 >>13987270 Loen pls. Moth-chan in domme gear when

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:10:23 No.13987275 >>13987270 Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:11:03 No.13987277 >>13987270 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv6V-gFGv-A

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:11:44 No.13987280 File: 464 KB, 1200x1600, no_vore_intended.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13985542 >Still no restaurant that serves tiny, sexy sluts to go with your food.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:12:04 No.13987282

>>13987203
"Order, order! Please, not so fast... I, I've weighed the evidence presented, and... N-not my tail too! Please, love, people are starting to stare! -and I've come... I've come to a conclusion. Given the facts presented by the defence, oh my god, don't stop and the inability of the prosecutor to reliably support his statements, ah, your tongue feels so hot! Uh, the prosecutor's inability, I hereby find the defendant... Oh, god, I'm cumming! Nn-AAHH! NOT GUILTY! OH GOD, YES, N-NOT GUILTY!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:12:40 No.13987283 >>13987270 Glad to see other people hate on alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:13:04 No.13987285 >>13987280 >Still no restaurant that serves giant versions of food to go with the normal-sized sexy sluts

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:13:25 No.13987287 >>13987204 are there other element birds like fire, ice?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:13:52 No.13987289 >>13987270 Who is that man in the background?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:14:38 No.13987291 >>13987270 Please stop alp abuse from dying out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:14:54 No.13987292 >>13987289 A level 6 berserker from Killing Floor

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:14:55 No.13987293 >>13987289 Paladin-chan ofc, ridding the world of useless trash.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:14:56 No.13987294 >>13987270 wait whats that in the distance?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:15:18 No.13987299 >>13987287 Phoenix and Simurgh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:17:50 No.13987308 >>13987241 Yes they can, they drum on their webs. Pushing a key on a board is not much different.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:18:14 No.13987311 >>13987096 Guts, Determination and lots of milk and orange juice

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:18:24 No.13987312 >>13987285 The one and only Gas Mask Goliath.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:19:09 No.13987315 >>13987299 When will KC get to these already? I want my fire bird that grows old before burning up and turning loli, keeping all her memories as we live together forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:19:29 No.13987318 >>13987312 That was for >>13987289. S-Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:19:38 No.13987319 >>13987032 >>13987006 Am I the only one who finds her speech pattern cute? Like as though she doesn't really speak the language so she speaks with a very proper and yet also sometimes broken grammar? At least, in the translated version, I noticed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:19:46 No.13987320 >>13987289 >>13987294 Dude from Greek riots about to club a police officer http://i.imgur.com/kFZE8w2.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:19:53 No.13987321 >>13987270 >>13987270 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:20:02 No.13987322 >>13987315 I just want my Hydra girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:20:59 No.13987325 >>13987320 What the fuck is the guy from Killing Floor doing out of his suit and tie?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:21:13 No.13987326 >>13987322 Sounds like lamia orgy: the monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:23:02 No.13987337 >>13987315 I want to see his take on automotons. I want to see a sexy clockwork robot girl, and not just because I have a story idea for it but want to see the traits KC would give one first. Outside of the obligitory "she runs on rape"

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:23:22 No.13987342
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>>13987319
You aren't the only one. I like how it's both child-like and "mature" to a degree. It also shows that she obviously has either zero or barely any interaction with the outside world.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:24:24 No.13987347 >>13987270 I kind of want to see you draw more alps, but understand if you don't want to

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:25:08 No.13987352 >>13987347 I don't think Loen likes Alps very much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:27:07 No.13987361 File: 44 KB, 329x399, 1435140783520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987347 >more alps >more

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:27:59 No.13987365 >>13987361 There's literally nothing gay about fucking an alp.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:29:02 No.13987368

>>13987315
I'd wonder where this came from but I'd assume you're going on mythology and not some retard from here.

>>13987326
>Hydra being the two legged amphibious monstrosity with the large flared fin tail
>It's three initial heads are all Ara Ara Lamia-like women who kiss and caress you while the main body fucks you
>If you cut them away, trying to murder the poor hydra for raping you, more just grow back
>Rapidly aging from loli to ara ara ojou-sama
>By the end of the experience you're surrounded by no less than eighteen voluptuous women all sharing a hive-mind of rape and making you melt with pleasure

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:29:07 No.13987370 >>13987365 No, I'm pretty sure that's 12% gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:29:48 No.13987372 File: 750 KB, 320x180, jontron-ah-boy-here-we-go.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987361 >>13987365

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:30:17 No.13987374 >>13987361 please refer to >>13985493

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:31:02 No.13987378 >>13987270 Whos that in the backround?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:31:18 No.13987379 >>13987370 You're thinking of turning into an alp. That's pretty gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:31:21 No.13987380 >>13987365 >I like my women to be men You are a faggot, this is not up for discussion. Good. Day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:31:21 No.13987381 >>13987270 Haha, you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:31:29 No.13987382 >>13987368 The retard from here had them lose their memories until puberty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:31:35 No.13987384 >>13987370 How much % gay is femdom?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:33:02 No.13987393 >>13987379 But I'm not him anon. And he wants to fuck the alp, not be one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:33:09 No.13987395 >>13987347 I'd rather see him draw other Succubus variants instead. >>13987365 Either way, they're still my least favorite succubus of them all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:33:12 No.13987396 So which species of monster girl would be most likely to kidnap and molest you in a back alley?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:33:18 No.13987397 >>13987384 0%

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:33:25 No.13987400 >>13987384 Depends on the position.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:34:25 No.13987409 >>13987396 I think in a more urban setting, my favorite probably would.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:34:29 No.13987411 >>13987382 Oh, who was it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:34:36 No.13987412 >>13987384 0-4%, higher if you get into crossdressing faggotry. That'll make it jump up to 60-100%.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:35:16 No.13987418 >>13987395 >least favorite >acknowledging them at all You're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:35:19 No.13987421 File: 3.12 MB, 3000x2500, cbcf135cc3e02d5a1a237c697dc55db6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus Christ, just shut the fuck up already you pieces of human shaped garbage. We don't need multiple slappyfights in a single goddamned thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:35:37 No.13987423 >>13987411 Some random anon, I'm pretty sure it was just a short greentext or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:35:40 No.13987424 >>13987396 Manticore, because I'm generally nervous around people and their profile says they like scared guys. I wouldn't mind, but their tail is creepy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:35:43 No.13987425 >>13987397 Scholars maintain that being a beta faggot is pretty gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:36:07 No.13987428 >>13987294 >these were anon's last words before something hard hit him in the head

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:37:13 No.13987434 >>13987421 Too late, a drawfag posted OC, now it's time for a shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:37:19 No.13987435 File: 251 KB, 1200x1200, 5563100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987421 But it's fun!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:37:21 No.13987436 >>13987421 I don't see any fighting. You're being kind of an ass over nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:37:40 No.13987440 >>13987421 Are you incapacitated in some way that keeps you from leaving?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:38:07 No.13987443 >>13987421 Been pretty peaceful chief

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:38:26 No.13987444 >>13987421 Hark! 'tis the king of the fence.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:38:34 No.13987445 >>13987421 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-07dh9-NA

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:38:50 No.13987448 >>13987434 Nice try .less, but nobody gets mad with Loen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:38:51 No.13987449 >>13987435 You post that same image of Tewi every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:39:08 No.13987452 So heres a question for people who like hellhounds or similar species How toothy do you like your blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:39:37 No.13987454 >>13987436 Ok, to amend that comment, we do have >>13987425 being terribly unsubtle in his attempt to kick off a stupid fight, but that's all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:40:02 No.13987455 >>13987452 depends how gentle shit is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:40:36 No.13987457 >>13987445 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:40:41 No.13987459 >>13987435 Tewi you little shit I swear to christ

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:40:45 No.13987460 File: 111 KB, 932x388, 1397268859772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987452 >spoiler Does it scrape and abrade? No. Does it not scrape? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:40:49 No.13987461 >>13987448 I get mad at Loen. For not drawing more cute MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:41:28 No.13987462 >>13987452 Typically a single fang, or perhaps she showing a few fangs when licking her mans rod.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:41:38 No.13987463 File: 181 KB, 1038x652, 1425939126410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987452 I think it might be interesting to get one from something like pic related. Not normally into blowjobs, but this would spice it up profusely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:42:22 No.13987469 >>13987445 The thread in a nutshell

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:43:09 No.13987471 >>13987454 That's a joke anon, hence the "unsubtleness".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:43:52 No.13987472 >>13987452 Preferably as non-toothy as possible. Maybe an occasional gentle nibble (not enough to cause pain), but I'd rather not risk that. >>13987463 This boner is greatly confusing me, Anon. Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:44:13 No.13987473 >>13987471 Unsubtle sitposting is still just shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:45:46 No.13987480 File: 59 KB, 624x434, 1429881994570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987473 All posting is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:46:14 No.13987483 >>13987452 I don't think I'd mind a bit of teasing where a fang is pressed against my dick, though just because I'd know no harm is intended. I'd rather she save the biting for when she leave love-marks on my back and shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:46:27 No.13987487 >>13987473 Apparently everything in this thread is.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:49:46 No.13987500

>>13987382
Pretty sure I based that whole aspect on a thing from a Homunculus doujin (THE PLAGIARISIMO) where in Bakemonogatari the MC banged the sexually mature form of Shinobu right before she reverted to adolescence and acted like her teenage form was her own mother and the MC was her "Papa". Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:50:11 No.13987501 >>13987471 I started a fight by sarcastically calling a whore a "public waifu" once. Sarcasm doesn't translate well to text, so it's best to assume people will end up taking your joke literally.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:51:44 No.13987507 >>13987501 Noted, although I was sure the juxtaposition was obvious.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:52:13 No.13987509

>>13987472
Come on anon, get kinky with a sharp toothed girl with a long tongue. Nutting down her throat as her teeth graze the skin just below the base of your dick, tongue mercilessly milking you. Slurping and sucking up every last drop of your seed with those teeth just barely not touching your rod.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:56:23 No.13987524 >>13987509 Goddammit, Anon, did you have to bring back my tongue kink? I'm too lazy to fap right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:58:30 No.13987534 File: 183 KB, 717x856, 1440363510496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] name one thing wrong with manticores

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:59:21 No.13987539 >>13987534 A little bit too much fur. And I don't mean that in a "fur is bad" type way, but it makes it a little bit overdesigned.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:59:31 No.13987540 >>13987534 I was going to say their sadistic personality traits.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:59:39 No.13987542 >>13987534 Onaholes a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 16:59:47 No.13987543 >>13987534 Not enough health.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:00:03 No.13987544 >>13987534 Tsun without the Dere

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:00:17 No.13987545 >>13987534 Everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:00:27 No.13987548 >>13987534 Oversaturation

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:00:40 No.13987549 >>13987534 Femdom

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:00:45 No.13987550 >>13987534 Nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:00:58 No.13987551 >>13987549 He said bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:01:02 No.13987552 >>13987534 all they want is to milk you no cuddle no sex just tail pussy they don't want love just to milk you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:01:19 No.13987555 >>13987534 They can't climb on walls and ceilings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:01:47 No.13987557 >>13987544 Since when are they tsun?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:01:53 No.13987559 >>13987534 No fluffy tail

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:01:57 No.13987560 >>13987552 Run that by me one more time, I didn't get something. Do they want to milk you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:02:42 No.13987562 >>13987534 Wings are for fags

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:03:06 No.13987564 >>13987534 Absolutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:03:57 No.13987571 >>13987562 Wings are for cool kids. Manticores are an exception.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:04:23 No.13987572 >>13987539 >>13987540 >>13987542 >>13987543 >>13987544 >>13987545 >>13987548 >>13987549 >>13987552 >>13987555 >>13987559 >>13987562 I love you guys. and no, she's not getting her tail back

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:04:30 No.13987573 >>13987562 >Talking shit about wings

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:05:07 No.13987579 >>13987571 But alps have wings. They're not cool kids. They're the ones that get pushed into lockers and get swirlies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:05:56 No.13987581 >>13987579 Alps are cooler then manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:05:58 No.13987582 >>13987557 >almost never speak their true feelings

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:06:01 No.13987583 >>13987573 There's too much going on in Manticore's design.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:06:16 No.13987585 I want to place a curse on an alp that always makes her have the largest chest in the room. and it never gets smaller.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:07:13 No.13987590 >>13987581 >Alps are cooler then manticores. No No

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:07:16 No.13987591 File: 273 KB, 620x568, 1429966521468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987585

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:07:58 No.13987596 File: 138 KB, 566x800, Harpy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987572 oh, wait a sec HOLY FUCK, i did not notice till you said something Were not that smart apparenly

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:07:58 No.13987597 >>13987585 But then after a certain point it would stop growing and thus the alp could get used to it. So you want it to slowly get smaller over time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:08:16 No.13987598 >>13987585 I want to tell that alp they'll shrink if she rubs them down with everyone watching

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:09:07 No.13987601 >>13987590 They are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:09:08 No.13987602 >>13987583 Agreed, and I say that as someone who actually likes Manticores. They'd be a lot better if the white fur fringes and the wings weren't on them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:09:10 No.13987603 >>13987597 Nah, I'm good with what it is. >>13987591 Just for that I'm giving her one that gives her the fattest ass in the room as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:09:23 No.13987605 >>13987596 Yeah, I was waiting to see who would notice it first.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:09:55 No.13987608 >>13987572 I already saw that Onaholes still a shit though

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:10:07 No.13987609 File: 58 KB, 826x591, 1435937554513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >People hate on Manticores because they're popular

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:10:09 No.13987610 >>13987585 >>13987598 Wizards truly have no sense of right or wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:10:28 No.13987611 >>13987581 Are you a clowngirl? Cause that's some funny ass shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:10:51 No.13987614 >>13987605 Do i get a prize?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:11:12 No.13987616 >>13987204 That's a bit of a shocking request there anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:11:45 No.13987619 >>13987609 >this is what manticunts actually believe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:11:48 No.13987620 >>13987610 Don't need it, infinite cosmic power.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:11:54 No.13987621 >>13987614 I noticed you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:12:00 No.13987623 What kind of slow curse would a Lilim put on a party's female paladin? Emphasis on slow.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:12:28 No.13987629 >>13987609 CLINK CLINK CLINK IT'S BAIT TIME!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:12:52 No.13987630 File: 535 KB, 700x990, 50517976_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987609 >tfw you'll never get adopted into the Tailpussy Republic

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:13:06 No.13987632 >>13987623 Depends, what would te paladin be like? Haughty and arrogant? Tomboyish and lively? Demure and quiet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:13:43 No.13987635 >>13987623 Gradually growing pleasure rune tattoos

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:14:11 No.13987637 >>13987623 Vibrating clitoris

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:14:14 No.13987638 >>13987623 >implying she's not just going to instantly monsterize her the first chance she gets and go back to corrupting whole cities Leave that shit to the regular succubi.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:14:39 No.13987641 >>13987623 Besides the obvious growing cocklust? Dunno. Need more details on both of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:15:03 No.13987642 File: 361 KB, 668x900, 1401672742903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987632 Let's go with No fun duty focused noble. KC needs to put out a spell list.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:15:31 No.13987643 >>13987572 I noticed it because you spammed that shit enough times, but didn't see any conversation of value arising from pointing it out.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:16:21 No.13987650

I see it is baiting time

lets just get the 2 over with.

Alps suck!
No they don't!
Yes they must die!
Noooo boohoo fuck you!

Manticores suck!
No they dont1 we love them!
No one likes them, you just force this crap!!
Anon spams 20 manticore pics.
the topic is then ignored.

There, saved you guys the trouble.
Lets talk about Mgs now.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:16:22 No.13987651
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>>13987629
If I wanted to bait you finnegaling faggots I'd say something along the lines of "Your waifu is shit, .less and Bob did nothing wrong, there's a flock of seagulls, and we're still better than /a/'s EMG thread"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:17:43 No.13987655 >>13987623 Connect her soul to a monstergirl, forcing her to protect her or die when she does. Or if she wants to be cruel, she makes the paladin rape one of her closest friends leading to him hating her and the paladin rotting away in a dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:18:42 No.13987657 >>13987642 >KC needs to put out a spell list. There was one in the first encyclopedia, but it only contained: Pleasure runes Spell of Pedomorphosis Tentacle Medicine Doppelganger Medicine

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:18:44 No.13987658

>>13987642
Maybe making clothes increasingly uncomfortable for her?
Temptation to abuse her authority and stoicly dom a soldier she's had dirty thoughts from thinking about?
Making her think any type of sex besides vaginal is alright, since her chastity is safe, only to increase her curiosity?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:18:48 No.13987659

>>13987642
Curse her so that she never wants to take off the armor and perpetually wants to protect a guy she has feelings for..

Have it continue for a couple days, with obvious growing cocklust, until she's out one day and POP! Off goes the head and she's a dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:19:23 No.13987662 >>13987655 >rotting away in a dungeon But that's not lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:19:54 No.13987665 >>13987609 Pretty much. Anything popular is "oversaturated" while attempts to start discussion about less popular girls is "pushing."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:20:04 No.13987666 So what would the Order and their Paladins be like in a modern-day setting? I think they'd be something like a weird hybrid of WBC and a private military firm.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:20:16 No.13987669 >>13987662 She can escape if she accepts what she did and monsterizes and uses her new powers to escape.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:20:22 No.13987670 File: 48 KB, 281x612, 1426455940060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987650 Oh. Well shit. Blade as a dhampir, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:20:40 No.13987672 File: 798 KB, 1126x856, 1436322840086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987666 XCOM

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:21:02 No.13987675 >>13987670 Rapiers are the best fuck you guys who think otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:21:57 No.13987677 >>13987670 Only if she's a delicious, chocolate brown.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:22:08 No.13987679 >>13987670 The daywalker?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:22:16 No.13987680 >>13987675 You can't spell Rapiers without _IRS.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:23:02 No.13987683 >>13987675 Pff, even daggers are better.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:23:20 No.13987685

>>13987666
I like the idea of them being a third party, with monstergirls and humans working together to keep the balance of power between man and monster as well as taking down villains. They would have a very strict code of conduct and anyone who went against the code would have their powers stripped from them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:23:58 No.13987689 >>13987677 >>13987679 Yes, and yes. >>13987675 Rapiers are fine, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:24:27 No.13987693 >>13987683 Suck my cock, rogueboi

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:25:18 No.13987697 >>13987693 But it's so long and thin. I can't work with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:25:29 No.13987698 >>13987683 >Daggers >Better than a rapier Yeah, alright. You keep eating that chocolate

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:26:50 No.13987703 >>13987665 Well, if I ever write again I'll probably add trigger warning tags on here because apparently liking shit that other people don't like is haraam.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:27:04 No.13987705 >>13987697 >Trying to start some gay rp shit Typical rogue.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:27:09 No.13987706

>>13987642
>>13987657
To be fair, most of the demon realm spells function off of make someone more aroused, so it really comes down to how creative you can get with that.
Make it so that they get progressivly more aroused...but only when where underpants. So they can negate the spells effect at the price of going commando
Make them get more and more aroused every time someone compliments their appearance
Liches spend all their time looking into stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:29:04 No.13987713 >>13987698 >implying As expected of people who use girly weapons.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:29:18 No.13987714

>>13987623

>>13987635
>>13987637
>>13987638
>>13987641
You're all casuals.

Here's what a lilim does. She casts a mind spell on the paladin, and lets her leave to return to her home city. Something subtle, which the paladin might find herself questioning, only to write it off as paranoia. Maybe she acts a bit more friendly. But most people around her notice just how much more physical she is. More open to putting an arm around her friends' shoulders, or sitting pressed right next to them when she eats. She wears more revealling clothes, too. Nothing lewd, of course, because that'd definitely raise suspicion. But short-sleeved shirts, dresses in the summer, that sort of thing.
Because that's where the second aspect of the spell comes in. As a matter of fact, the spell the lilim cast was a virus, which spreads through skin contact. Every time our paladin even so much as touches another woman, the spell works its magic on that person.

Then you can apply your typical arousal or monsterisation gimmick. Except now, instead of turning one paladin into a monstergirl, the lilim's created a pandemic that'll result in a whole city, maybe even a whole continent of monstergirls, depending on how far the viral spell can spread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:30:48 No.13987723 >>13987713 >Rapier >A girly weapon As if daggers aren't girly

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:30:54 No.13987724 >>13987705 Actually, you started it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:31:57 No.13987728 >>13987714 > Lilim > patient > subtle That's the kind of spell a MAN would cast, anon. Lilim's are all just "U suk dik now ^_^"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:32:30 No.13987730 >>13987723 Not as much as rapiers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:33:06 No.13987733 >>13987728 >not infiltrating a party and having the time of your life watching everyone slowly become monster girls or incubi Maybe the problem is you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:34:04 No.13987738 >>13987728 >generalizing generalizations

swiss Momo Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:34:50 No.13987739

my paste with KC's ask.fm Q&A translations has surpassed 1100 hits a while ago, so it's more than time to finally get an update for it together, no

/answer/113314635861
>Are there really no human girls that became Lilim (even trough other monster girls)? Something like a [monsterisation counsellor for women] that deals with monsterisation of various kinds despite being a former human would be interesting (note: not quite sure about the grammar in that last sentence)

One basically can't turn into a Lilim. If we assume you could then it would need the demon lord to do it, and there are rumours about her adopting a single human girl. However, even then it would put a great burden on the demon lord, and it would be very difficult if said girl doesn't posses some great talent (as inma). A monsterisation counsellor sounds fun though. w
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swiss Momo Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:35:51 No.13987744

>>13987739

/answer/113145023061
>I'm sorry that I send you some questions to some weird place some time ago, since I didn't know about your ask yet. So let me ask again, are there any cases were a human women turns into a Tentacle herself after being attacked by one? (I did read a SS about turning into a Succubus, but... Starting with Tentacle, there were many monsters I didn't know about before reading the world guide). Are there any Lilim that were former human women? (In other words, is it possible for a former human woman to turn into a being that can monsterise other women without race limitations? That also includes raising in rank from Succubus ect.) Sorry again!!! (note: SS should stand for Side Story here)

Tentacles are a special kind of monsters that were originally plants, and not monsters so in most cases the result will be a transformation into a Succubus. However, there might be some very rare cases were a a human with good affinity to a Tentacles magical powers, or in other words has a disposition for it, might turn into a Tentacle. Fundamentally, no Lilim that were former humans exist, since a condition for Lilim is [to be a descendant of the Demon Lord]. However, if you want to use the exception amongst exceptions, then there's a rumour about an [adopted child] existing, but it's not sure if there's any truth to it.
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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:36:19 No.13987748 >>13987739 >monsterisation counsellor Intriguing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:36:21 No.13987749 >>13987739 >One_does_not_simply_become_a_Lilim.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:37:01 No.13987750 >>13987739 >Monsterization Councilor >Look mam, I know you have your heart set on dragon but I feel that it's not a fit for you, how about a nice werecat or centaur instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:38:00 No.13987755 >>13987744 >then there's a rumour about an [adopted child] existing Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:38:31 No.13987756 >>13987750 >half of her clients are girls with tails that act on subconscious impulses

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:38:56 No.13987757 >>13987750 >You have a great affinity with Echidna, it's a very rare species that will attract lots of respect and love! >Oh, you just want to be a kitsune? >But that's such a waste... >>13987755 Gotta set up the most speshul snowflake for autists.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:39:00 No.13987759 >>13987672 So has it been confirmed that we're terrorists now in the new game?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:40:03 No.13987762 >>13987739 >>13987744 Fucking Hell it's like KC knows about that stupid self-insert Lilim from here who does the EXACT same thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:40:14 No.13987764 >>13987728 If you suck that wizard dick any harder it'll tear off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:40:51 No.13987767 >>13987759 That's the entire premise. >>13987762 Worst lilim. Absolute dogshit.

swiss Momo Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:41:18 No.13987768

>>13987744

/answer/113134199381
>I have a question. Regarding Half-Elves and Half-Dwarves, are they Elves/Dwarves that were born from human men end non monsterised Elves/Dwarves? And if they get monsterised, are the children born from them and human men still halves?

Children born between human and Elves/Dwarves (doesn't matter which part's male and female) will become halves. Also after monsterisation they won't give birth to halves, but to monster Elves/Dwarves.
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only have these 3 for now, and they're not from his latest batch from ~2 months ago yet. I'll add them to the paste once I got a few more together.

Also there's some silly greentext story I ended up writing for some other place, but you're probably not gonna like it anyway
http://pastebin.com/TK6C7djw
I'd still appreciate some critics/feedback since I haven't written any long stories in ages

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:41:46 No.13987771 >>13987748 >monsterisation counsellor I floated the idea of one back on /a/ and even attempted to write about an Apophis working in a clinic that helps girls become monsters after some counselling. Never went beyond drafts but the idea is a fun one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:41:46 No.13987772 Monster girls are jerks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:42:05 No.13987774 >>13987759 Freedom fighters. Same thing, different perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:42:25 No.13987777 >>13987320 >>13987292 D O S H O S H

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:43:17 No.13987778 >>13987772 Maybe the jerk is you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:43:24 No.13987779 >>13987762 Nice bait. There's no lilim, fan-made or otherwise, that's even REMOTELY related to those answers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:44:31 No.13987781 File: 66 KB, 233x367, 1434820624500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987772 no your a jerk!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:44:45 No.13987782 >>13987778 No I think it's them.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:45:05 No.13987784

>>13987757
>Mam, I know you want to be a holstaur but your affinity would be much better suited towards that of a witch or Ali-
>Yes, I know you really want tits but going to a type that isn't your affinity can lead to oddities at times.
>One second I have another call, is it alright if I put you on hold for a moment?
>Thank you.
>Hello who is...No mister Hawke, for the last time you cannot be a dragon. It only works on females.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:45:06 No.13987785 >>13987739 Is that w at the end a typo or a cut off question?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:45:36 No.13987787 >>13987768 >tfw a translator even has more motivation to write something than you do I should really start up again on that draft for my shitty greentext story at some point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:45:47 No.13987789 >>13987782 It's you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:46:00 No.13987790 File: 2.41 MB, 3120x1459, Fence Sitter The OC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987779 >>13987779 >Implying

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:47:36 No.13987796 >>13987790 DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:47:39 No.13987797 >>13987787 even a translator*

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:47:41 No.13987798 >>13987789 No, it's those stupid asshole monster girls. They're mean and I don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:48:23 No.13987800 >>13987784 I hope that girl got to be a hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:48:49 No.13987803 >>13987798 You're mean and I don't like you.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:48:57 No.13987805

I slid and tumbled down the embankment, away from my captors. Above me I could hear their angry shouts. Before arriving at the winding mountain path I’d been told specifically not to stray from the trail; sensing an opportunity, I did exactly that. Leaping clear of the wagon with my instrument and satchel in tow hadn’t been particularly difficult. My captors hadn’t even bothered putting restraints on me. Why would they need to? Escape isn’t particularly easy when you’re like me.
Hugging the case close to my body, I protected the guitar from the worst of the debris while I slid down. The instrument was my lifeline; without it, I’d likely starve to death. I only wished I had been enclosed in a case, the rocks I passed over were painfully scoring my back. After what seemed to be an eternity, I reached the bottom of the hill; thank the gods I hadn’t run into any trees. I listened for any sounds of pursuit from above; nothing. I reached under my shirt and gauged the severity of the scratches I’d received from my tumble. Nothing too serious, judging from the lack of blood.
Gathering my things up, I felt my way around until I reached a tree. I’d need a walking stick, first. After lopping off one of the lower branches I set off through the forest. I was vaguely familiar with the layout of the region. If I could reach the River Blancus that wound its way through the valley, then I was home free. I could simply follow the river west back towards Tchell; a day’s journey, without rest. From there I’d be able to join a proper caravan and get back to making a living.
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Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:49:20 No.13987809

>>13987787
At least you're not stuck at the conundrum of deciding whether or not a Monster Girl who only eats people who truly deserve it is a true blue Sue/Donut Steel when she has her own moral compass and can think for herself outside of a more bestial MG like Ushi-Oni in heat

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:50:13 No.13987811

>>13987805
The forest was old. Very old. I’d realized just how ancient the trees were as I made my way through the forest, using the stick to feel my way forward. I let my hand trail over the gnarled wood of the huge trees, wondering how many thousands of years old they were. One thing that surprised me was just how quiet the forest was. The forests near the towns and cities I’d grown up around were always lively with activity; birds, squirrels, wild hogs. There was none of this going on in the forest, the atmosphere was almost sombre.
A woman’s voice called out behind me, a deep voice tinged with anger. She spoke in Karhidish, a language I was familiar with but nowhere near fluent in. I wheeled around towards the voice and was promptly knocked onto my rear end. I was lifted up by the throat by furry digits and shaken. She spoke again, and I got the gist of what she was asking. ‘What are you doing here?’
I wheezed out in broken Karhidish explaining how I was blind and fell from the path. She set me back down on my feet and I gasped for breath. Her hand/paw(?) forcefully tilted my head up and I felt her gaze linger on my face. Satisfied that I was truly blind, she turned her attention to my luggage. My instrument and satchel were wrestled from my grip, my protests being silenced by a slap to the side of the head. After inspecting my belongings they were handed back to me. I exhaled in relief.
Silence. Furry digits grasped mine and tugged me forward. I followed.

Shit, this didn't transition well from Word. That's it for now, I'll post a lot more tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:50:18 No.13987813 >>13987803 I'm not as mean as monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:51:17 No.13987816 >>13987805 >>13987811 Oh, and let me know if any spelling errors or inconsistencies are present. cya

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:51:30 No.13987818 >>13987790 Again how is she related at all? She's not a human girl become lilim. You're literally just shitposting about a character you personally don't like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:52:13 No.13987823 >>13986907 So, are we doing this?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:52:14 No.13987824

>>13987809
As long as you make the way she found that compass a believable thing, it shouldn't be too bad. Even if it was something like her mother ate too many demon mushrooms while pregnant with her or something.

I'm worried how the thread would react to MGs trying to get in on a marriage to share a husband with his current wife. I know that Houri do this already, but this skirts a lot of touchy subjects.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:53:01 No.13987827 >>13987784 How would they measure affinity? Is it psychological or biological?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:53:15 No.13987830

>>13987800
>Listen mam, the closest we can come to for someone with your affinity to induce a safe and speedy transformation would be that of a hobgoblin, although you would be subject to a little mental 'difficulty' for the futur-
>Yes, they do have big "knockers", as you so put it, and they also have super strength but I again wish to stre-....
>Very well, we can begin the procedure thursday, you'll be with Emily who will explain more about goblin physiology and how your life will be impacted along with starting the monsterization process.
>You're welcome, have a nice day and a new, nice life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:54:10 No.13987836 >>13987805 >>13987811 I'm not entirely sure as to what's going on, but I look forward to more.

>>	swiss Momo Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:54:12 No.13987837 >>13987785 no, it's the Japanese lol variation. I think I left it out the few times it appeared in earlier answers though

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:54:22 No.13987839

>>13987768
Fix the typos, there's two on line 94 I noticed.

It's a bit bare bones, and looks rather rushed, but I guess you can't help that, what with it being a greentext and all.

>>13987809
In regards to your spoiler, I'd say that it really depends. Is this moral compass a totally unique thing to her? Is she simply more intelligent and capable of empathy than other monstergirls?
Or is it simply a result of her particular history and personality that leads her to be a bit more hesitant and picky when it comes to "eating" people?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:54:42 No.13987840

>>13987824
It'd more or less be something like Apophi originally being sent from the Gods (Top kek world building KC, Apep was fucking HATED by the Egyptians) where while she does eat humans and leaves no trace of them physically, it's more or less a situation of "the darker the sins, the more succulent the meat".

So basically if you're a true blue asshole who's raped and pillaged and done God knows what else like burned Goddess fearing people in a church, she's not going to show you any mercy whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:54:53 No.13987841 >>13987827 Both most likely. Maybe they use those scientology bullshit detectors.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:54:59 No.13987844 >>13987827 Probably a combination of the two and a 'spiritual' connection she may feel to them. It'd involve a lot of magic and a few tests I imagine before they let the girl know which species would allow the quickest, easiest transition.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:56:31 No.13987848 >>13987836 >but I look forward to more. Excellent, and there'll be more exposition tonight

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:56:46 No.13987851

>Take Doppel to see the parents
>leave her in the room with them when you go to fetch some drinks
>whilst you're gone she reveals her actual identity as Nyarlathotep
>come back into the room, your parents are quivering, gibbering SAN-less wrecks on the floor
>Doppel sitting there with that shit eating grin all over her face

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:57:13 No.13987855 >>13987841 >>13987844 Hmm, interesting. Do you think there'd be a lot of women who'd want to go through that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:57:51 No.13987859 >>13987851 NO

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:57:57 No.13987860

>>13987840
That does seem to be edging towards the more edgy donut steel side, yeah. Mostly since MGE apophi aren't known to actually eat people. If it were something that NEEDED to do it to survive, but only went for those that were that bad, it'd be less so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 17:59:23 No.13987868 >>13987855 Probably, why be a human when you can be stronger, faster, fly, or no longer need to breathe? Hell a few would probably do it just for cosmetic reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:00:03 No.13987870 >>13987809 Why would you want her to eat people in the first place? Do you have a vore fetish or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:00:13 No.13987871 >>13987768 That Alp is like fagception incarnate. Not bad, interesting how he hold on to most of his identity and tries to reconcile it with the changes. Needs to rape the paladin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:01:03 No.13987874 >>13987855 They can be sexy powerful monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:01:11 No.13987875 >>13987868 Well, you might want to not be a cockslave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:02:13 No.13987878 >>13987868 >>13987874 Good point. Plus in medieval times you'd get a lot of princesses wanting to avoid arranged marriages and shit.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:02:27 No.13987879

>>13987860
Gotta get her proteins somewhere, Anon.

>>13987818
>Character who fence sits and takes into consideration what the woman would be best suited as for her monsterization
>Is directly related to the Demon Lord
>BUT SHE'S NOT THE SAME BECAUSE SHE'S NOT HUMAN!

Eat shit.

>>13987870
I'm talking about eating people in the sense that a wild animal eats people. For survival. Just like Pennywise the Clown eats children because their fear is the seasoning on the steak for It

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:03:20 No.13987880 >>13987851 Reading the Wikipedia article, it'd be interesting to see a Nyarlathotep in relation to the pharaohs and desert-dwelling monstergirls.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:04:22 No.13987885

>>13987855
Well, the benefits are:
>Longer life expectancy (150-200 years on average)
>Immunity to diseases
>Effortless beauty
>Monster specific benefits
>More active sex life
>Probably no more menstruation
While the downsides are:
>Greatly increased sex drive
>Potential personality effects
>Negative aspects of chosen species
>Expenses adapting clothes and home for new form (varying degrees)
>Potential of living in the wrong region for the chosen MG
>Radical Humanists targeting you for being a traitor

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:04:32 No.13987886 What monstergirls are commonly paired with shotas?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:05:01 No.13987887 >>13987282 Ah yes. This is the life I desire. Grand work anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:05:44 No.13987889 >>13987886 the milfy/onee-san kind

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:05:47 No.13987890
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>>13987880
>Nyarlathotep are the daughters of Azathoth
>on the lookout for interesting husbands
>infiltrate theater acts, museams, and literature clubs
>nerdy delicious brown girls with tentacles
>possibly glasses as well

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:06:16 No.13987893

>>13987879
Except that "Character who fence sits and takes into consideration what the woman would be best suited as for her monsterization" and "BUT SHE'S NOT THE SAME BECAUSE SHE'S NOT HUMAN!" seperate her entirely from the proposed adoptee of the Demon Lord KC was pratting on about.
You're literally just relating them because they'd both be lilims.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:06:39 No.13987895

>>13987875
You act like that'll stop them.
They'll probably think
>Huh, on one hand they say I'll have a larger libido and deal with full moons.
>On the other hand I can breathe fire/fly/never need to sleep/BIGGER TITS

People have made stupider decisions in the past over less.

>>13987878
Yep, in modern time's they'd just run commercials and treat it like being cosmetic surgery.

Meet the new you! Are you a dragon? A Kistune? A lich in waiting? Just see a monsterization specialist and find out what you are today!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:07:18 No.13987897 >>13987886 Ara ara~ or Onee-san types. Or are you asking about specific species?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:08:11 No.13987899 >>13987895 >Girl finds out the only MG she has affinity with is parasite slime

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:09:02 No.13987901 >>13987642 >Spell List That's the next World Guide.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:09:46 No.13987903 >>13987899 >W-well, we could always try and get you another slime type....You'd also never need to buy a dildo again! >You'd even have a friend to take around with you!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:10:18 No.13987905 >>13987899 So she has a higher synchronisation rate when she bonds with a parasite, or she literally just becomes a slimegirl who can bond with other girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:11:11 No.13987907 >>13987905 The first one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:12:00 No.13987908 >>13987886 I wanna know what kind of monstergirls go after hard drinking, heavy lifting bara manly men please be a jinko

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:12:46 No.13987913 >>13987885 >While the downsides are: >Greatly increased sex drive >downside >increased sex drive u wut?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:12:48 No.13987914 >>13987886 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:13:16 No.13987916 >>13987895 Your leaving out the part were you literally forfeit your humanity to become a different species all together that is a huge deciding factor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:13:16 No.13987917 >>13987908 Oni, ogres, maybe a salamander

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:13:20 No.13987919
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>>13987890
>Nyarlathotep is a brown skinned girl who constantly has panther Jinkos waiting on her hand and "foot" with tentacles for days
>Shub-Niggurath is a SAN destroying busty Baphomet with the ability to shit out young like a Mexican on fertility drugs i'm sorry
>Cthulhu-sama is the chuuni under the sea who plots to overthrow the Demon Lord with her Mindflayers and has an intense hatred for Shoggoths
>Yiddhra converts men and women into incubi, alps, and monsters. Has a body similar to Nrvnqsr Chaos from Tsukihime given her particular backstory, also TENTACLES
>Yog-Sototh is the Gate and the Key, nothing changes
>Nightgaunt girls frequent dreams, working under Nodens in the Dreamlands alongside Nightmares
>Hounds of Tindalos are full fucking yandere, hunting men and boys with pure unbridled carnal lust that goes beyond time and thought, stalking them from reality's edge
>Manipulating time in their vicinity
>You may be older, you may be a shota
>But she will always love you, always

God I'm a faggot.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:15:40 No.13987933

>>13987919
>Hounds of Tindalos are full fucking yandere, hunting men and boys with pure unbridled carnal lust that goes beyond time and thought, stalking them from reality's edge
>Manipulating time in their vicinity
>You may be older, you may be a shota
>But she will always love you, always
Story when?
Muh yandere /ss/ fetish...

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:15:56 No.13987934

>>13987916
Well, at this point they've probably been around monster girls for a good chunk of their life and would probably wonder "is there anything different between me and than other than biology?"

It would keep some of the more religious types from converting but for quite a few of them they'd probably do it in a heart beat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:16:34 No.13987936 >>13987913 It'd take time adjusting to being so horny that you can't do your work, and are lusting after most things with dicks. Once they get control, it'll greatly enrich their lives and their boyfriend's fatigue.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:19:18 No.13987939 >>13987919 Shub-Niggurath is ara ara maternal. Her daughters are not. Is that an acceptable compromise?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:20:13 No.13987940

>>13987905
>>13987907
When do I get my mecha-type story with girls piloting symbiotic slimegirls?

>Girl has to save the world from [insert adversary here]
>In order to do it, has to bond with a slimegirl who is the only thing that can beat the [adversary] because of her [insert magic bullshit powers here]
>Girl and slimegirl have to learn to live as a single being, and train together
>In the final fight, where it looks like the Big Bad has them beat, they use the power of friendship, and their synchronisation rate goes beyond 100%

It'd be just like that new Z-Ton manga, except not horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:21:21 No.13987943 >>13987940 I dunno about you but other than the chest-burster bit I thought that manga was fantastic.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:21:34 No.13987945

>>13987913
Think of it like this. She's in the middle of work and trying to be productive, but she's too horny to do anything. Paperwork is piled up, her panties are soaked, and she still has three hours left before she can go home and have her husband fix the problem. It might be better for a relationship, but it would be annoying for everyday life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:22:02 No.13987948 File: 283 KB, 1280x720, 1440368522520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can you?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:22:18 No.13987949

>>13984527
MG: Originally DL, but since she is already taken, it will be a Lilim.
Personality: Kuudere
Body Type: Shorter than Normal
Specialty: Golem Fabrication
Quirk: Rune Tattoos

Golem 1
Attitude: NEET
Body: Tall
Quirk: Dire

Golem 2
Attitude: NEET
Body: Thin
Quirk: Twin Sister

Golem 2's Twin Sister:
Attitude: Deredere
Body: Fit
Quirk: Cybernetically Enhanced

Golem 3
Attitude: Yandere
Body: Strong Fat
Quirk: Scars

So a Kuudere Lilim Golemancer with 4 Golems under her control.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:23:44 No.13987951 >>13987948 no I can't shit like that throws me through a loop

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:25:16 No.13987957 >>13987945 Time to fire her and hire an actual competent human woman.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:25:49 No.13987959

>>13987933
When I learn to stop taking everything the thread thinks about me at face value and write because I enjoy it instead of trying to pander to a bunch of people who take pride in their ability to shitpost at the speed of sound.

Mind you it's not everybody in the thread because there's at least one-hundred unique IPs in here IIRC, but the most vocal ones tend to be the biggest shit stirrers.

>>13987939
It's your headcanon, do what you want with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:31:13 No.13987971 >>13987957 Over time humen women will become rarer and rarer. In the long run it may just be easier to give your workers a vibrator and a bunch of sticky mushrooms for her husband.

>>	swiss Momo Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:32:39 No.13987975 >>13987839 stupid typos like that are probably my eternal curse for not being native in English and knowing too many languages

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:33:05 No.13987977 >>13987959 The worst part is I stir shit all the time so I'm in my own blanket statement lol

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:33:12 No.13987978 >>13984527 >Mantis >Tomboy >Bottom-heavy >CQC expert >covered in scars A certain Russian waifu of mine is covered in scars, too. I'll love her even if she has scars. Also here's hoping she enjoys sitting on my face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:33:45 No.13987980 >>13987971 >Business supplied vibrators >But no business supplied onaholes Classic discrimination, this is why we need to elect the Paladin party.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:34:28 No.13987981 >>13987980 >Paladin party Why would you want just another flavor of femdom?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:35:09 No.13987984

>>13987971
>Over time humen women will become rarer and rarer
Nah governments would probably regulate just how many monster are active at one time for safety concerns. When there are to many monsters the do a little purging the keep the monster numbers in check with human woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:35:29 No.13987985 >>13987908 Alice, Baphomet, Alp,

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:37:08 No.13987986 >>13987948 I totally would endure whatever she wants to do with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:38:24 No.13987990 File: 134 KB, 700x676, 1433899117898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987980 Pally/Yeti 2016, Hugs and Order

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:38:29 No.13987991 >>13987714 We need more monster girl terror acts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:38:51 No.13987992 >>13987981 Because voting for a third party is pointless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:39:59 No.13987994 >>13987985 I'd take an alp to go hard drinking, and then when she's wasted ask her why she thinks she became an alp

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:40:40 No.13987995

>>13987943
Well, the whole "being raped by a monstrosity so hard you'll die unless we fuse you to its unborn child, so it's practically bursting out of your belly button" might be a bit offputting to some, but that concept of having sex while the suit forms around her was quite good.
Just swap it out for a Girl and Her Slime, and I'd quite enjoy reading that, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:40:47 No.13987997 >>13987948 Endure what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:41:14 No.13987999 I want a Leanan Sidhe to help teach me how to draw

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:41:57 No.13988004 File: 510 KB, 715x1000, 51973395_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13987980 Contraband

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:42:58 No.13988007 >>13987991 Technically all monster girls are already terrorist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:43:12 No.13988009 >>13987999 I want her attempts to teach you be like this http://i.imgur.com/deDFoGv.jpg

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:44:07 No.13988011
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>>13987992
>not voting Kobloid party
>not voting Dhamphir party
>not voting Average Human Neighbor Girl who just found a crate of prisoner's fruit party

When will you realize both the Succubus and Paladin parties are controlled by Tanuki? WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:44:25 No.13988013 >>13988009 http://i.imgur.com/ntPY750.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:46:03 No.13988017 File: 280 KB, 504x800, Slimefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slimes are best

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:46:38 No.13988019 >>13988011 But, what if I wanted to vote for the tanuki party?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:47:03 No.13988020 >>13988007 I bet you think blacks are degenerate to dont you grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:47:23 No.13988024 >>13988017 Best at what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:47:49 No.13988027 >>13988019 They never run directly. They fund both parties. >now imaging a Tanuki version of Donald Trump [shudder]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:48:45 No.13988030 File: 269 KB, 539x800, Slimeelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13988024 everything

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:49:17 No.13988035
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>>13632387
Maid type: Tanuki
Name: Tomiko
Personality: Ambitious, headstrong and intelligent
Statement: “You should put more capital in your maid Master, the payoff and interest rates are certainly worth it.”
Notes: Can/will handle her Masters finances.

Tomiko has been a true Tanuki from birth, focusing much of her childhood on trading, selling, buying and generally making fortune. At the age of 15 she amassed quite a fortune, having collected enough money to buy her own mansion if she wanted too. After finishing a financial degree at the age of 20, Tomiko had gathered enough funds to retire early. She however instead chose to put her funds in a long term investment, stating that she wanted a real challenge in life first.
Tomiko visited MGC Maid Central shortly afterwards, looking to become a maid. During her training she proved to have little difficulty learning or passing any theoretical exams. However when it came to practical’s Tomiko soon learned that as a headstrong Tanuki-type, it could be quite hard to follow orders without question. Having an ambitious personality helped her here and allowed her to succeed and push through, letting Tomiko pass her final maid exam at the age of 24.

Janice, our Kikimora interviewer shortly described Tomiko as a “small and annoying raccoon that doesn’t know when to shut up”. At 1,40m, Tomiko isn’t the largest Tanuki around. She does however feature a large and very soft fluffy tail, rumored to be the softest in all of MGC Maid Central. When it comes to clothing, Tomiko prefers dressing in various robes, fitting nicely with her brown hair. Tomiko lastly enjoys keeping a more professional look, and thus won’t let her hair grow past shoulders length.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:49:31 No.13988038 >>13988020 nope just those evil monster girls son.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:49:39 No.13988039 File: 648 KB, 408x578, Howtodraw.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13988013 >http://i.imgur.com/ntPY750.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:49:45 No.13988040 >>13988030 Define "everything".

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:50:18 No.13988042

>>13988035
[Profile continued]

As a maid Tomiko has an average performance, performing her tasks at an average pace and precision. Tomiko enjoys planning out the most effective way to clean a residence and perform her tasks, and can occasionally be heard mumbling mathematics while working. Her future Master can furthermore expect Tomiko to act in a seemingly bossy manner, but always with good intent. Expect to find exercise schemes, healthy treats and drinks, articles to pique your interest and occasionally even a ticket or invitation from Tomiko to a nearby event.
Aside from treats one can furthermore expect impressive meals with Tomiko as a maid, cooking being one of the skills she rapidly developed during her maid training. Tomiko has also spent a large amount of time following various massage classes, further enhanced by practicing on various maids-in-training outside of class. Tomiko has stated that she would love to practice more advanced techniques on her future Master, as they were “impossible to perform” on her colleague’s.

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Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:51:20 No.13988049

>>13988042
[Profile continued]

When not performing any duties, one can often find Tomiko reading various kinds of literature in either the living or her own room. She seems to normally favor books on mathematics and economy, but has during her training also gotten interested in books on massaging and cooking.
Tomiko also owns a laptop, on which she spends time “relaxing” by manipulating various stock markets and buying and selling commodities. Tomiko will otherwise choose to spend time with her Master, talking and discussing just about anything. Her future Master is recommended to be wary on this, as Tomiko is excellent at arguing. Even with absolutely no knowledge about the subject whatsoever, Tomiko is capable of arguing hours about it. MGC Maid Central suggests that this ability simply lies in the Tanuki-type’s nature of haggling and trickery.
It is lastly worth noting that Tomiko wishes to take control of her Masters finances if possible, stating that she will guarantee him a severe increase in time spend with his maid, alongside a financially stable life.

MGC Maid Central recommends Tomiko to a Master who enjoys a clever and argument-happy maid and does not mind mindless arguing during a long massage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:52:06 No.13988054 >>13988017 >>13988030 I fucking hate z-ton even more for going full MEH with Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:52:40 No.13988057 >>13988035 >>13988042 >>13988049 Would give shekels to/10.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:54:24 No.13988060 >>13988035 >>13988035 >>13988049 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:54:54 No.13988062 >>13988054 You mean the doujin that ended in the guy getting killed by the slime? That one would have been good if he cut out the ending.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:54:57 No.13988063 >tfw no Mantis or Kunoichi maid I just want to molest a Kuudere monster girl maid, is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 18:57:24 No.13988070 >>13988035 >>13988042 >>13988049 She can handle all my money/10 Some day we will be able to apply for mistresses, Some day...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:03:38 No.13988089 >>13987886 All the good ones because fuck you you're not allowed to have good porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:04:40 No.13988092 >>13987948 >Endure That's not the word I'd use for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:10:12 No.13988112 I want to get revenge on a lewd Cheshire who's been harassing me by spiking her drink with Holst Milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:12:27 No.13988119 >>13988112 >Holst Milk >regular Holst Milk She's just going to be smugger and haughtier now that her rack is a little bigger. It probably won't achieve the results you're looking for, no. You gotta think big anon, you gotta think Mega.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:13:09 No.13988122 >>13988112 >>13988119 I want a yandere Cheshire cop to repeatedly steal my boxers and wear them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:13:27 No.13988124 >>13988119 Yes Mega Holst Milk will do the job just fine.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:14:54 No.13988128

>>13988035
>>13988042
>>13988049
>Two more profiles before mine.
I'm getting hype. Thanks for keeping up with all this too, must be a ton of work and time you're putting into this to think up a unique profile for all these different people and trust me, people appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:14:58 No.13988129 I want to completely ignore every monster girl I see!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:17:01 No.13988135 >>13988112 But that'll just make more of her to handle. Better idea is getting a lolification potion and spiking her drink with that.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:19:23 No.13988142

>>13988124
>Fat cat tats that almost rival a holst
>Hips that her panties cut into, the back portion stretched tight across a wide, spankable behind.
>Permanently puffed vulva that you can see through her pants, when she wears them.
I think I want to tease her now.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:19:35 No.13988144

>>13988040
Hugs, sex, being slept in, being easily portable, washing and bathing with together, being worn as a second protective skin, keeping you moisturised, testing poisons for you, being a battle suit, being a roomba, having a dongly bit on their head, being deliciously soft, squishy and gropable, being excellent chemists by synthesising substances within their own bodies, protecting you from illness by purging the pathogens from within your body, and being different colours when you give them food dye to drink.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:20:06 No.13988145 >>13988112 Congratulations! Now you have a Cheshire who can tease you by forcing lap dances on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:20:14 No.13988147 >>13988135 No the mega holst milk is a way better idea. >>13988142 Yeah I knew it, waaaay better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:22:16 No.13988154 I want to marry a Holstaur and drink her milk everyday and tell her I sill think she's better than those mega Holstaurs people seem to like now even though I think I helped create them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:25:01 No.13988163 Since when have Mega Holsts been a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:25:33 No.13988164 >>13988154 Want to make a holst drink mega holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:25:55 No.13988167 All this talk of commiting sins in the name of science to produce mega holsts just makes me wonder: why don't we have milk slimes yet? >>13988163 For months. There was a story and everything.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:26:33 No.13988170

>>13988035
>>13988042
>>13988049
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

MGC Maid Central would like to mention that it has now processed 11 out of 24 forms and that it greatly appreciates the patience of potential and future Masters.

>>13988070
Someday anon, someday.

>>13988128
It depends on how much information people put in their form. The more information on their preferences, the easier it is for me to form a profile for them.

Thinking up a name is the hardest part and I prefer just to ask a suitable name in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:29:22 No.13988184 >>13988035 >tanuki maido MGC maid central you are the best

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:30:49 No.13988189 >>13988035 >Janice getting progressively sassier Someone get that kiki a husband! I volunteer

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:33:07 No.13988197 >>13988167 >why don't we have milk slimes yet? Isnt that just an apsara?

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:36:53 No.13988207

>>13988197
Her "milk" is just plain old nonsentient elixier of life. Sure, she can control it, and whip it around like a waterbender, but it's not the same as having a creamy slimegirl you can milk for your cereal, or can stick an ice cube into if you ever want some ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:38:31 No.13988212 >>13988197 They're milk elementals.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:39:59 No.13988217 >>13988212 And they look damn fine doing anything. ANYTHING!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:40:46 No.13988219 Liches in bunnysuits.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:40:47 No.13988220 Why do people keep repeating the exact same things they want every thread over and over again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:42:21 No.13988226 >>13988217 Anything? Even scrubbing the toilet? Or messily eating spaghetti? >>13988220 If we say them enough times they'll become real.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:42:29 No.13988227 >>13988219 Anon please I just masturbated. >>13988220 This is limbo. Though sometimes it dips into hell, other times it dips into heaven, but this is always limbo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:43:22 No.13988232 >>13988220 I REALLY want to go fishing with a harpy I want it not to be a dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:43:49 No.13988235 >>13988219 Maid lich bunnysuit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:46:45 No.13988245 >>13988220 Because my burning alp love can't be denied.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:47:18 No.13988246 >>13988219 Bottom-heavy Lich wearing a tank-top sweater hybrid, and tight jeans that showcase pantylines.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:47:43 No.13988250 >>13988220 Because I want a Jinko to do what she wants with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:47:46 No.13988251 >>13988220 Because I never get tired of talking about things I like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:50:18 No.13988255 >>13988246 ...I'm not sure Lich is the first thing I'd stick in this, but lovely idea nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:50:26 No.13988258 >>13988220 Because cow-girls are best girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:51:17 No.13988260 >>13988220 Because the fact that an apsara will never breastfed me pains me everyday

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:52:11 No.13988264 >>13988235 >>13988246 Liches tying up humans and then putting on a variety of sexy outfits and seeing which ones most arouse their subjects. They dont even go behind a curtain when they change.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:52:34 No.13988266 >>13988220 Because I want to cuddle with a Kejourou, being wrapped up in her hair. And give her the B of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:52:57 No.13988268 >>13988258 Yes, every MG would be improved my making hem part Holst.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:53:00 No.13988269 >>13988264 I certainly wouldn't mind viewing a Lich's "Fashion Show".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:53:43 No.13988270 >>13988220 Because I want to Hug a Thunderbird

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:53:44 No.13988271 >>13988264 >you will never see a Lich do this to a man she likes

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:53:45 No.13988272

>>13988226
>scrubbing the toilet
She incorporates the scrubbing of the brush into her dancing.

>messily eating spaghetti?
She has the bowl in one hand, fork in the other, and dances a spinning dervish, letting the spaghetti twirl like her hair, and the spirals of elixir that catch the pieces of bolognaise sent flying. She'll slow down just long enough to show you the tentacle of white cream bringing the food to her lips, slurping it out of the milky bubble before resuming her dance.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:54:18 No.13988273 >>13988270 Don't we all?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:55:59 No.13988278 >>13988272 Apsara truly are magical creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:56:16 No.13988279 >>13988264 But what if I've got a boner the whole time? >>13988268 Anon this is mad talk! Saying such things out loud could get you arrested, or at least shunned with people whispering behind your back. Meet me at the nearest Church of Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:57:24 No.13988283 >>13988220 because I want to comfort a cockatrice and tell her just because she can't fly she's still one of the best harpy's

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:57:36 No.13988286 >>13988279 >But what if I've got a boner the whole time? She gets you to ejaculate so the swelling goes down, then waits a period before applying the next outfit. This way she can ensure accurate results.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 19:59:48 No.13988294 >>13988283 >>13988270 >>13988266 >>13988260 >>13988258 >>13988251 >>13988250 >>13988245 >>13988232 >>13988227 >>13988226 Might as well stop trying and start despairing, because nothing's gonna happen. YOUR SUFFERING SHALL MEET NO END

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:00:04 No.13988297 >>13988220 Stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:01:05 No.13988299 >>13988294 2017

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:01:05 No.13988300 >>13988154 Are you Quicksilver? He was the one who made them as far as I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:01:33 No.13988303 >>13988286 You just doubled my want for this. How does she do it? Does she give me a handjob while I'm tied down while staring at me with her deadpan expression?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:01:57 No.13988305 >>13988220 Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:02:01 No.13988306 >>13988220 >>13988294 One day, a jinko will compliment my squat form and coach me personally and help me get gains. Dreams only die if you let them, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:03:13 No.13988308 >>13988294 At least I'll never run out of alp content.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:04:01 No.13988311 >>13988220 Because I enjoy science and today I learn if mixing a holst with an alp will increase likability.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:04:30 No.13988312

>>13988300
I wish, then I might be able to write something that isn't terrible. I'm probably wrong on this but I thought mega Holstaurs were sort of a group idea, with somebody supplying the initial idea and a bunch of other people running with it like how most of our thread oc's went. Either way I was there when they were created as I try to be in every cow-girl discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:04:39 No.13988313 >>13988294 You cant make me stop

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:06:01 No.13988315 >>13988305 Ya , my favorite flavor is vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:08:26 No.13988323 >>13988312 I wasn't actually there but that sounds accurate for this thread.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:08:30 No.13988324

>>13988303
>How does she do it?
In order to do two tests at once she changes each way. Since your all worked up from the outfits you are in a constant state of arousal before each ejaculation. So sometimes she uses her hand, other times her moth, even some special homemade toys infused with demonic energy. In between taking notes on which outfits arouses you the most she makes she to note with method gets you off the fastest. She is nothing if not efficient.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:09:57 No.13988329 >>13988311 It doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:10:04 No.13988331 >>13988315 That stuff is good, sometimes I dream about snowboarding through a valley of vanilla ice cream!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:12:07 No.13988335 >>13988324 This is just too good. I just want this. Anon I NEED this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:13:07 No.13988337 >>13988331 Ice cream? god I love ice cream!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:13:36 No.13988339 >>13988062 Yeah, the one where he's repurposed as her semen factory and the three fuckheads banging the slimes in the intro got eaten.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:14:57 No.13988342 >>13988324 >A Lich in sexy cosplay will never give you an onahole handjob to "Calm you down" between testing what outfits you like best Goddammit...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:19:50 No.13988349 >>13988329 Hey! We don't know that! I haven't even taken her out of the tank yet!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:27:17 No.13988364 >>13988004 s-source?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:39:31 No.13988390 >>13988349 Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:40:58 No.13988394 >>13988349 He's right you know, Alps are likeable enough as is!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:46:00 No.13988411 >you will never cum inside you're Hellhound waifu while saying << Here comes the snow >>

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:46:07 No.13988412 >>13988390 Never! Science must progress! >>13988394 True, although in retrospect I may have just created a species of lactating, tomboyish cow girls with bat wings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:48:09 No.13988417 Someone else can make the OP this time, this is the second time someone has commented on my methods so I figure it must be because they're itching to do it themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:48:32 No.13988420 >>13988411 >Hellhound >"Here comes the snow" What does a hellhound have to do with Pixy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:49:30 No.13988422 >>13988417 Screw them. You do a good job.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:49:32 No.13988423 >>13988420 Oh wait nevermind it was his emblem. Durr.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:49:54 No.13988425 >>13988411 >Defiling Ace Combat with stupid sex jokes Fuck off dirty yuke.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:50:15 No.13988427 >>13988417 I wouldn't mind not seeing the wordpress for once since we only really need the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:51:37 No.13988430 >>13988425 Gib Belkan clay first.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:52:11 No.13988431 >>13988430 Order version of Belka when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:54:49 No.13988438 >>13988431 >tfw no version of MGE similar to Strangereal, where multiple factions are going at it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2015 20:55:27 No.13988441 >>13988422 okey dokey then, I'm sick of us being at the image limit

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