/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kikis are olev.

Video games

>>13968906
But I like my Kikis overcharged!

>>13968906
And the cycle repeats.

I want to put donuts on an Oni's horns while she's asleep!

Never 4get Anubisfucker is a confirmed cuck as proven last night

Remember to keep your waifu happy and satisfied

Touch the spidercow, do it now.

Kikis are shit.

Is she practicing for guitar or something?

nth for stronk girls

Slimy, slippery frog girl is a best.

>>13968935
Fuck I just want to kiss that face. Fuckin' Ushi-Oni being all pretty and shit.

>>13968934
A cuck who wants to poop back and forth for ever with Anubis.

Actually if he's a cuck wouldn't he prefer her to poop back and forth with a dragon?

>>13968937
>dat monoboob
Was that apart of some hmanga or CG set or whatever?

>>13968935
>that seductive expression
My dick. Why are sultry seductive monster girls one of the best?

REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth

Give her the B

sticky, slimy froggy sex
best handjobs and blowjobs too apparently

>>13968934
Anubiscuck anon.

>>13968948
)(<>)(

>>13968934
Why didn't you post the whole thing? You don't see anything.

>>13968959
Akaname is now redundant as fuck.

So how about a little walk inna woods?

>>13968973

She'd probably be more okay with licking out your shithole. There's that.

>>13968975

Nah it's kinda dangerous in there.

>>13968975
Sure

>>13968973
Akaname is still there for the people who prefer more cosplay-tier long tongue girls.
Still, people who like huge tongues now have three different girls to choose from... or make a harem out of.

>>13968977
No it isn't! Everyone is really friendly!

Join the Order today and be blessed with your very own guardian angel!

>>13968982

>harem

Harem is Haram!

>>13968959
>Best handjobs
>Best blowjobs
>Best cowgirl
>Best thighfucking
>Slimy Paizuri
Why is she so perfect?

>>13968996
What was that Ushi image doing in my frog folder? I've made a terrible mistake.

>>13968996
Because licking toads is fun!

>>13968988
Those things look gross.

>>13969000
No, this is good! Ushis are cute!

So is Mucus Toad's sticky slime a plus for you, do you more enjoy her despite it, or does it ruin her for you?

>>13969009
Jorougumo are cuter.

The Sabbath could learn a thing or two from the Elin and their thighs.

>>13969015
definitely a plus

>>13968935
>swf
Where's the nsfw version anon?

>>13969015
I don't mind it.

>tfw no paladin sea bishop

>>13969015
Mucus is her only trick, and it's gross, no thanks.

>mfw checking unseen posts in the previous thread

Did anubisfucker just invalidate 2/3rds of the thread?

>>13969015
One of her best parts.

>>13969015
It's a definite plus.

>Playing Dungeons and Dragons with monstergirl friends

>Gazer is the Dungeon Master, and a cruel Dungeon Master she is. Encyclopedic knowledge of the game, purposely designs her campaigns to be as manipulative and surprising as possible. She's a sadist and she loves it.
>Cyclops just kinda stays quiet and refuses to do anything that might upset another player. Her character is a beautiful Elf princess.
>Tanuki has a merchant. Made a fortune just in the first town and immediately bought a hundred personal bodyguards. Demands the most expensive bodyparts of all slain monsters or she'll refuse to supply the rest of the party with merchandise.
>Succubus won't stop trying to seduce everything, even things that are completely non-sentient and lacking in sexual organs.
>Hellhound won't stop chewing on the dice.
>Troll has a powerful pet Warg but refuses to do anything that would put it in danger.
>Grizzly is stoned out of her mind and isn't entirely sure what's going on, but she keeps getting high rolls anyway

>>13968935
I CAST FIST!

>>13969015
It looks sexy on her, but I wouldn't want it touching me.

>>13968988
Meh, at least give me cupid or that top-angel loli

>>13968934
The whole pic is hot.

>>13969015
Best part about her.

>>13969032
As the Princess' knight I think she should sit in my lap. For protection of course.

I want to breed with an elf and orc girl and have my daughterus from each learn to love each other!

>>13968959
Remove sticky frogs.

>>13969039
>Not Valkyrie

That's about 10,000 years of rape.

>>13968975
Hey, I saw that Matango movie.

You can't trick me.

>>13968996
Why is she so sad?

>>13968995
Harems are Absolutely Halal. Approved the goddess of fucking monogamy. Begone low T.

>>13969046
But sticky frogs are the best.

If one of these wasn't a lone wolf, but a pack-hunter, who would she hunt with? Other Mucus Toads, or maybe some aimless Sahuagins? Or Kappas?

>>13969016
Wouldn't mind seeing more of this.

Just finished reading the last thread.

Boy, you are a bunch of spergs, holy shit.

>>13969021
Right here.
http://i.imgur.com/NPZ7oRA.jpg

>>13969055
No, begone.

>>13969059
Eh, It's a life.

>>13969059
Yet here you are.

>>13969065
You'll never get rid of delicious frog legs.

>>13969045
That's no good, they eventually will want your dick! Soon an army of elves and p'orcs will be after you!
>>13969050
Because you are not real.

>>13969068
And miss the next meltdown over nothing? Not on your life.

>>13969064
Thanks anon, I missed that one.

Have a Kuuki

The yetis of northern Canada are advising people to stop wandering around in the cold hoping for free hugs

They also mentioned something about geese and assholes

>>13969069
Somewhere, a Frenchman just got an erection.

>>13969081
All monster girls are improved with glasses. Prove me wrong.

>>13969069
>implying the french don't exist
You wanna think about that more than not at all?

>>13969079
It's not gonna go down like that.

>>13969086
I'm not going to.
It's true!
Just like how adding a little holst makes every MG better.

>>13969016

>When they seduce a man they rape him at night going more sadistic.
>If you can manage to have sex with them during the day after that they show their day time face more.

Maybe the thing to do is before is just to have sex with her during the day before night happens

Well actually you'd probably get raped either way at night but at least you have a head start?

>>13969089
And why's that? Have you all suddenly discovered the value of friendship?

I haven't been on the thread for several months, do people still use the IRC?

>>13969083
I'm still waiting for that yandere geese girl.

>>13969086
>Try to disprove anon
>It doesn't work
>At all

SQUAD BROKEN!

>>13969016
>KC will never redraw her while retaining the Holstaur-tier titties

>>13969086
Cyclops
Monoeyes in general

...though now I wonder how a Gazer would look.

>>13969087
There are only terrible Frenchmen in MG-land.

>>13968986
I am pretty sure Order rules exist for a reason, like to avoid being raped by a tree with tits.

>>13969099
Dick Canadian Geese harpies?

>"FINALLY AFTER MONTHS OF RESEARCH IT'S HERE! THE END OF ALL ARGUMENTS"
>"I HAVE CREATED A ONE OF A KIND KIKIMORA / SHOGGOTH HYBRID"

How do you go about telling the Lich she's lost her mind?

>>13969099
This.

>>13969015
I hate it.

>>13969117
Something like
>Honey, what did I tell you about the prerecorded messages?
>>13969122
I read that in Barney Gumble's voice.

>>13969117
By taking the super maid with me.

>>13969103
I want to fuck Alma

>>13969086

Why would I want to fuck a monster so irresponsible that they can't even take care of contact lenses?

>>13969096
>being friends with any of you assholes

>>13969113
>getting rid of disgusting frogs
I know, aren't they the best?

>>13969117
Why would I care about that at all when I can just fuck the Lich?

>>13969105
>>KC will never redraw her while retaining the Holstaur-tier titties
Good.

>>13969129
I don't think you know what that phrase refers to.

>>13969128
Duh.

>>13969032
I would minmax the fuck out of this group, one shot any boss encounter as a kensai, fuck the elf, cuck the demon slut, troll the tanuki by making magic items and undercutting her, pet the hell found because that's adorable as fuck, bro tier the troll, give the grizzly shit if they do as I say.

All of this just so Gazer-chan would notice and love me.

>>13969118
No matter how bad Papi gets, she will never be on the same level as Canadian Geese.

>>13969131
You use the word "good" a lot, mang. Why you gotta be so salty?

>>13969127
They own contacts, but they just prefer wearing glasses.
Besides, they look cuter with glasses!

>>13969134
And neither do I care.

Reminder that the night thread is worse than the day thread.

>>13969144
You're upset. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm just going to call the Hug Police and they'll drop a para-Yeti at you.

>>13969140
Papi is a slav?

>>13969157
Nah, she's a bancho.

>>13969125
Do you want to die? Because that is how you die.

>>13969154

Do not abuse the Hug Police phone number, anon.

>>13969154
>le mad
Well, you tried.

>>13968959
oh, it got translated

>>13969167
Gonna take requests, or?

>>13969165
But that guy really needs it. His hate for Mucus Toad is poisoning his life and surroundings. Look at him!>>13969166

>>13969159
She's not hardy enough for that.

>>13969118
>>13969140
>People scared of Canadian Geese MGs
>More than the true terror that flaps in the night

Eoowwllsss are biurds of prey.

>>13969157
A slavvy!

Papi's a slavvy, is what Papi is!

>>13969167
Crow tengu in a wedding dress and we will be friend again.

>>13969167
Enough with that bitch, we need a Mucus Toad, a Sahuagin and a Kappa chilling in a pond.

>>13969167
Why are you still here?

>>13969143

Nerds are not cute.

>>13969167
Isn't avatarfagging against the rules? You did this alot last thread.

>>13969167
Do you gotta avatarfag every time you post?

>>13969183
It depens.

>>13969185
Citation needed.

>>13969161
Worth it.

>>13969188
>"Global Rule #13: Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts."

>>13969186
>do you gotta be a degenerate
FTFY
Also yes, he does. He needs some form of identity or his tulpa will take over. Speaking of which mindbreak MGs a shit.

>>13969191
Avatar implies a single picture used multiple times though.

>>13969192
What about mindbreaking MGs?

>>13969192
I only like mindbreak MGs if they're yandere.

>>13969188
Did you ever bother to read at least the global rules?

>>13969190
No, anon, it isn't. You know what is worth it? a waifu that won't kill you like a devil. Better yet, human girls are the best because they aren't psychotic murder/rape happy beings that have caused our beautiful world to fall into a state of degeneracy. Go find yourself a lovely human paladin girl with the order and live a happy life.

>>13969200
So, oomukade, shirohebi and wisp?

>>13969190
I luv succubutts.

>>13969207
Go home, Paladin-chan.

>>13969211
Still a better cook than Miia.

>>13969207
This nigga knows what's up.

>>13969208
Apophis too, yet nobody portrays them as yanderes for whatever reason.

>>13969198
They are literally cancer. They are on tier with Hitler and all those crazy people who made religious cults and then killed everyone.

>>13969200
That's how you get yourself killed.

>>13969179
>Chilling
>Not collectively assuming their prey spotted stances

What are you a nerd or sometin?

>>13969214
Life/Soul suck somewhere else you slut.

>>13969222
I do have one planned that destroys a kingdom and creates and empire just to get back the man she lost to Pharaoh.
But I'll never get around to writing that.
>>13969226
I just don't want to impose.

>>13969214
No, I have finally returned to cleanse this thread after months of absence.

>>13969220
Dat delicious human butt.

>>13969207
But Alma's pretty hot though.

>>13969225
Let me guess, you only like lovey dovey romance with missionary and the lights off.

I

>>13966339
>>13966675
>>13966719
>>13966991
>>13967072
It also implies pictures of a specific thing used multiple times for user representation, such as a character. Well, that's plenty of Haohis, ain't it?

>>13969207
Paladin-chan Paladin-chan, I will like you more if you become a monstergirl!

>>13969234
JUST ___etc.

>>13969241
Anon!

>>13969196
No it doesn't, people have been reported and consequently banned for banned for shit like using multiple screencaps of the same animu character for avatarfaggingn.

>>13969248
What? I've got other shit to do.

>>13969239
I agree, but you know there exist the rule "don't stick your dick in girl who will eat you" for a reason.

>>13969246
>using peer pressure on Paladin Chan

Hue. Can't wait for her to shove a rapier though your dickhole and out your mouth.

>>13969254
Damn.

>>13969231
You've got the slut part right, but I'm just a normal human.

>>13969261
That's a shit paladin for you.

>>13969207
They also don't have any ugly animal features.

>>13969262
It still would've taken months to get that story anywhere. Just be glad it exists on a theoretical level.

>>13969255
They key to mating with the Alma is to not give a fuck just as much as she does.

That's how you waifu the Alma.

>>13969234
>Don't want to impose

You're totally a nerd.

>>13968959
She's fucking love.
10/10 would kero

>>13969241
Correct.

>>13969246
You are inari tier gay. Go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>13969268
>I want to corrupt you palading chan!
>Surprised when he gets killed horribly like the piece of garbage he is

Getting real tired of you dinnu du nuffin traitorfucks.

>>13969207
>RPing
Stop it, you faggot.

>>13969272
Who you calling a nerd, fool?

Anons, the Order here to protect you from the monsters, not the monsters from you. The Paladins have the right to slay on sight. Do not jeopardize your life, do not try to penetrate through the Demon Realms. This is a friendly message by your ever-vigilant Humanity Self Defense Forces!

Before you go on about "muh RP" shit, this is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. reference.

>>13968959
Oh, new girl? Wow she is hot.

>>13969270
Ya. You don't want to marry anything a furry wuld fuck, right? Glorious human master race. It is common knowledge that female humans in armor is far more attractive than a succuslut.

>>13969279
>final destination roomancefag
>calling anyone a faggot

I hoppe you get raped by so many sluts you become a piece of meat a matango would not have.

>>13969286
>Stop being degenerate
If I can't be a degenerate on the internet where can I be one?

>>13969287
You, duh.

I want RP paladinfags to calm down.

>>13969255
>there exist the rule "don't stick your dick in girl who will eat you" for a reason.
Shitty rule.

>>13969272
Nigga what. Alma eats your soul/body cause whythefucknot. There is no safe place to put your dick in that thing.

>>13969301
>RP
I want faggots to stop being faggots, but we can't always have what we want.

>>13969287
Reminder that Draco Centauros is best Puyo Puyo and 5-time Beauty Contest Winner.

>>13969298
Try some other corner of the internet. Alternatively, ask the /jp/ natives on how to construct and use a portal to Gensokyo.

>>13969307
Are you retarded or just reverse shitposting as a paladin?

>>13969295
I live a chaste and pure life. That will never happen.]

>>13969300
>vore

Out the fuck get.

>>13969303
See >>13969317

Can you at least mix it up? Maybe try some jihadposting?

>>13969301
If I have to suffer alpfaggotry RP, mindflayer mind control bs and lilim shills, let the paladins do whatever the fuck they want.

>wake up
>find out my thread didn't even last 24 hours

GOOD, I hope what happened to that thread doesn't happen to this one

>>13969313
Actually, I was telling you to stop whining.

>>13969040
>That fluffy tail wrapping around underneath the arm
>The dragon's claws clutching at Anon

Absolutely sublime.

Moffu micro bikini is life.

>>13969325
You know what it takes.

>>13969324
Better than al the bobhate that clogged up threads back in the day. bob is still a faggot though.

>>13969324
Yep, you are retarded.

>>13969319
Nah.

>>13969332
The dragon is clutching at the anubis.

>>13969342
As a rule of thumb I want to brutally slaughter all monster girls in front of their families, lovers, and followers, but of all the MGs it's the vore ones I want to kill the most.

Your tastes are shit and I hope you get eaten by a monster and not get any final sexual release from it.

>>13969324
>Other people are autistic already, don't call out the other ones too
Nah, Paladin fags can go fuck themselves.

>>13969319
>Sandworm
>vore

>>13968906
There was a new one with frog in the OP just before i went to bed, is that already gone?

>>13969359
Rude.

>>13969363
I want traitor alps to leave.

>>13969366
Yeah and it was awful. Don't bother looking it up.

>>13969359
You need a hug.

>>13969373
So do I, they can take paladins with them and have an autistic orgy for all I care.

>>13969363
So can alp RP faggots and lilim carpet traitorfags. Fucking cancer.

>>13969366
The only thing of note in that thread was Monorus presenting a new lewd image of the Toad.

>>13969369
Just report and ignore.

>>13969347
Oh yeah, so she is. Sorry, the tail obscured the view somewhat. I thought Anon just had a really, really nice ass.

Y'know what? Fuck it, if that retarded argument last thread lead to the creation of the image, then it was worth it in my mind. Not like I had to sit through it all, anyway.

>>13969333
Ain't got shit on hotpants.

>>13969379
That was sort of the point, selectively cherry picking which shitposters we want rid of is silly when we can just tell the lost of them they're not wanted.

>>13969389
No, it really wasn't.

>>13969380
I saw that part, i was around for the first little bit. Also mucus toad got a translation there apparently.

>>13969392
Don't reply to him, he wants shitstorms to reach post limit.

>>13969339
>>13969363
Cry more.

>>13969389
>And so, that day, the Anons got a picture of a three-way between an anon, an Anubis, and a Dragon
>But at what cost!?
>THE END?

>>13969364
Alright, it isn't really vore, but it's very close.

>>13969376
No. Maybe from a a qt3.14 paladin girl, but not from that monstrosity.

The only reasonable "monster girl" are the divine ones.

>>13969289
More cold and slimy, I'd imagine.

>>13969399
>He wants shitstorms
Don't assume things you don't know. I'm just stating that I fucking hate alp/lilim faggotry.

>>13969394
Well, like I said, I wasn't there for it. All I really focused on were the pretty pictures.

I suppose I can imagine how horrid it was for people enduring that autistic shitfling, though.

>>13969413
Okay then.
At least we understand that much, I guess.

>>13969333
More moffu.

You haven't lived till you've flown a kite in a shitstorm.

>>13969420
I read that as kike and automatically thought of someone flying a Tanuki on a piece of string.

>>13969417
SWEATER PUPPIES

>>13968906
You come home early from work and walk in to find your room to find your kiki maid on the bed sniffing your sweater, while masturbating and moaning your name.

What do you do?
She hasn't noticed you yet.

So which species of monster girls is the most terrifying for you?
Personally I'm pretty freaked out by girls that mindbreak you/take over you, like Matangos, Ropers, and Dryads. Charybdises (Charybdi?) and Sand Worms freak me out, too.

>>13969239
>>13969125
>>13969190
Is there a name for the type of tattoo things Alice and the 4 Heavenly Knights have? This is my fetish.

>>13969426
She wouldn't need much to help her fly.

>>13969431
All MGE girls do this in some form.

>>13969431
Matangos and Ropers are pretty bad.
I totally forgot about Charybdis. It's just a barnacle girl, they're not impressive at all.

>>13969426

THE BANKRUPTCY SHE BRINGS
THE KIKE ON WINGS

>>13969430
Shove it in.
>>13969431
None of them scare me! Well maybe arachnes, but I still find them hot.

>>13969431
I fucking love Harpies, Wyverns, etc. But heights a shit.

>>13969430
I'll fuck my bed which is actually a Shoggoth!

>>13969433
I want to fly a tanuki like a kite to the amazement of near by loli monster girls who don't know she can fly.

>>13969430
I grab her from behind and fling her on the bed, then I hug her to me so she can't escape. Looking into her eyes, I make her tell me all the filthy things she does when I'm not home. not breaking eye contact FOR. ONE. SECOND. During this.

>>13969432
I guess they're kind of like tribal tattoos, or maori symbols, but I don't know if there's a specific word for them.

>>13969420
I bet you enjoy the idea of having a shit cocoon harden around you a you stand there in the storm of shit.

>come home from shitstorm to akaname waifu
>anon you are so dirty, let me lick you clean

Fucking disgusting.

>>13969441
I thought the MGE said that Charybdises hide their mate away in a pocket dimension that they can create and not let them out.

>>13969430
Keep watching until she is done and just continue the day pretending i never saw anything.

>>13969432
Alice is my fetish. If MGs were to become real I would want someone like her.

>>13969430
Quietly tap her on the shoulder so as not to scare her, and then offer her soft cuddlesex.

>>13969459
>hyper mega bitch
>appealing

Shit tasters...

>>13969459
A selfish cunt who only views you as a semen dispenser and has no gentler side?

>>13969461
>>13969463
It's like neither of you beat the games.

>>13969430
Masturbate with her. Make it a ritual we do every morning and afternoon, getting closer and closer to cuming on her each time.

>>13969467
Of course not. This is the monstergirl thread, nobody here actually enjoys monstergirl content.

>>13969467

Euerereoeoroeroreroeroerobite is better.

>>13969467
I beat them, and you know what I saw? A bitch. Even after you got married, she still almost killed Luka during sex because she was a selfish cunt. Fuck Alice, figuratively.
I'll take my Granberry and Mountain Bandits. And the Crab.

>>13969442
oy vey

>>13969472
What? I do.

>>13969463
My nigga. Alice was the one who initially got me interested in monster girls.

>>13969477

She had the best ending in part 3 for sure.

>>13969467
Most people did. She's still a bitch.

Man, fuck MGQ.

>>13969483
oops
meant for >>13969459

>>13969480
But you're in the monstergirl thread. So you're either lying to yourself, or you got lost on the way to a better thread.

>>13969485

I see you're a man of fine taste. I'm a man of fine taste myself.

>>13969489
No, anon.
I can fix it.

>>13969493

>I can fix it.

Sooo, what species are you, honey?

What would you do if your monstergirl waifu appeared in your room but as a loli? Would you dick her?

>I will paint the walls white with your seed, you fiend!
Uh-oh! She's mistaken you for her target and is coming for you! What do?

>>13969496
The worst kind.
Man._______

>>13969498
Ye

>>13969498
What mental age is she? Is she a loli physically, but an adult mentally?
Or a loli through and through?

>>13969498
Yep. 100%. A loli Lich would be adorable.

>>13969498
>but as a loli
So no changes?

>>13969498
Nah

>>13969499
Fuck her, not my problem she got her target sheet mixed up.

>>13969486
>fuck MGQ
Indeed. Only good part of it is some of the early designs.

Alice may be a bitch but she'd be hot if you gagged her.

>>13969498
>loli ushi
I think I'd just sequel in happiness like a girl and hug her. She'd be too cute to do that to.

>>13969509
But it IS your problem now, you're screwed.

>>13969499
Realize that there's no way to fight her off, throw myself on the bed, and wait for her to destroy my pelvis.
>>13969498
>tiny adorable Jinko
I'd just pick her up, cuddle her, and offer her some ice cream.

>>13969511
>sequel
Squeal. Auto complete what are you doing.

>>13969498
Does an oppai loli count?

>>13969513
No, she is. Repeatedly.

>>13969503
Physically and mentally, loli through and through.

>>13969499
Hope she hits one of the traps I've littered my tower with and pray that Hathor's milk is quick to act.

Can't catch me if her hips block the doorways.

>>13969515
>destroy my pelvis
Oh no anon. She will use pressure point techniques to make you ejaculate time and time again.

>>13969499
Attempt to outrun her and hide from her as much as I can.
Like playing hide and seek, only with ninja sex at the end.

>>13969016
You know, if you just keep posting this picture with "she a best" a few times every week, people are going to become desensitized and even become hostile to that MG. At the very least throw in some greentext or something to win people over, or switch it up with some fan-art, or something.

>>13969519
Yes.

>>13969519
I love this little tit monster.

>>13969522
>my tower
Why would a wizard need traps? Can't you just teleport her somewhere?

>>13969519

Why is she standing on tiptoes?

>>13969521
Then I big brother the fuck out of her. No dicking until she starts pushing for it, or until it happens naturally.

>>13969498
So long as she's a loli with a big butt, I don't really care.

>>13969523
I'm fine with that. Just so long as she's the one on top.
I also tell her that I don't mind a bit of pain

>>13969538
Your kung fu is strong. She's found a worthy opponent, it seems.

>>13969534
You are a good man. Not the best, but good enough.

Would wearing a tiki mask and doing voodoo chanting and dancing fend off mamono mana?

>>13969530
Yeah but then I can't use her in experiments and find out who sent her.

Do you know how hard it is to find willing test subjects for things?

>>13969541
But I didn't fight back! I'm just letting her have her way with me in hopes that she doesn't hurt me!
Plus, a ninja bodyguard waifu sounds nice. A bit hard to explain to my friends and family, but still nice.

>>13969548
No I don't, hobos exist.

>>13969538
Lolidom is some of the stupidest shit ever invented.

>but muh magic anon

Still dumber than a wurm trying to figure out The Colonel's secrt sauce.

>>13969552
>A bit hard to explain
How do you explain what isn't there? They'll never notice her.

>>13969554
wurm eating double down where

>>13969553
Yeah but one can only experiment on homeless jinkos for so long before they want something more....fulfilling.

A Kunoichi who bumbled into my tower and is trying to assassinate me?
That sounds like a perfect subject for experimentation.

>>13969552
>hard to explain

"She loves my dick so much she's dedicating the rest of her life to me."

You're welcome.

>>13969554
I was referring to the Kunoichi, not the loli Jinko.

>>13969499

Very well. I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style!

BRING THE MOTHERFUCKIN' RUCKUS

>>13969557
Fair enough, but the bright pink robes might be hard to blend into the shadows with.
>>13969561
That works. Too bad there's really nothing in my hometown to protect me from.

>>13969487
Alice will be my waifu. Let's waifu her together.

>>13969554
>not liking lolidom

>>13969545
How do I upgrade from good to best?
I'd already spoil her with headrubs, help her with her homework, and huddle with her when lightning strikes. How do I improve on that?

>>13969569
So...
who takes which hole?

>>13969499
>I will paint the walls white with your seed, you fiend!
Your vaginal walls, you pitiful excuse for a ninja?

>>13969560
>homeless jinkos
Junko is an epidemic?

>>13969576
Cookie for you, you can read.

>>13969582
Ba-dump-tshh!

>>13969499
"Domo Kunoichi-san, Anon desu"

>>13969558
The size of a table?

>>13969577
Anon, I obviously don't know that. Only she could tell.

>>13969579
She has like 5 so it doesn't matter.

>>13969590
Oh I'll be giving her rimshots all right.

>>13969583
Eh, you find quite a few.
Apparently its their way of 'roughing it' in the cities.

Luckily most of them will partake in a few experiments for a sandwich and some permanent "Endure Element's" spells.

It was really helpful for advancing my muscle enhancement research.

I even gave them a free taste and sent them on their way.

>>13969569
>Let's waifu her together.

>>13969609
>wizard doing muscle enhancement research
>releasing buffed up Jinkos that impervious to bad weather upon urban areas
Anonminster, you madman!

>>13969611
No worries, only dreams.

>>13969597
>>13969552
>TFW you introduce your non English speaking wife to your family
>TFW your Dad winks at you and gives you a thumbs up

>>13969614
>wizard
Is anyone going to continue the tales of dick wizard?

>>13969614
Madman? He's a genius! I'm going to go find one of those Jinkos right now! What's the best way of going about it, Mr. Wizard?

>>13969618
Which dick wizard?

>>13969614
Hey, gotta get some practice in somehow.
Not my fault you folks don't go downtown at night and these girls stay single for so long.

Next you'll be complaining about the chameleon spell I put on those werewolves.

>>13969620
Large grouping of them at the arena on Martin Luther King Boulevard

>>13969617
>wacky hijinks ensue as you try to hide the fact that you married a demon from your family

>>13969632
>Werewolves who change the color of their fur depending on their mood
I have no complaints whatsoever.

>>13969621
The one that trolled the fuck out of a succubus who decided to go team rocket on the dude because "no one has ever denied her before or something. It was hilarious.

>>13969633
>episode where she's runnin low on mana and her wings and tail keep popping out at unfortunate moments

>>13969644
http://pastebin.com/Jad2YX9Y

That one? Eh, I've thought about doing a continuation of it, but not very much. I think I got as much milage as I personally could get out of that joke.

>>13969653
Oh well, guess we'll have to let ALP do it. That'll sure make everything better.

>>13969498
Depends how old, I know loli means a little kid but there's certain ages and body types at which dicking becomes an option for me.

>>13969643
Oh, those were just the first group of them, the second group has almost perfect invisibility.

>>13969653
>>13969657
Everyone should be able to write stories for that because it's a funny situation.

>>13969668
So rather than a chameleon, you spliced them with a sepia?

>>13969673
Nah, just a few experiments.

The Sepia/werewolf pups aren't mature enough to be released yet.

>>13969681
What purpose does anything a wizard does have? I mean seriously?

>>13969686
I'm more interested in why they live in towers. Oldest example I can think of is Saruman.

>>13969016
>>13969095
On my opinion KC fucked it up with when changing the profile.

>Here's the most sadistic monstergirl I've ever written
>Man you're gonna wish night didn't exist
>But if you fuck her during the day she will turn into a masochist if you want! Just because!

Fuck him for wanting to appeal to everyone.

>>13969686
Eh, you wouldn't know why I want them any way.

>>13969692
Only one way others can get in and I can see for miles, although the sky scrapers make that a moot point.

Lots of pigeon harpies I can test on though.

>>13969706
Any yandere Gargoyles on that tower?

>>13968982
>three
Akaname, Mucus Toad and?

What do Dragons find attractive in males?

>>13969716
>implying Granberry is a dragon
No, that's a lizardman, I don't care what you say.

>>13969716
Not being a beta. Well that's pretty much every monstergirl out there.

>>13968959
>Sticky juices that increase arousal
>Long tongues for kissing
>Bouncy Cowgirl sex

She's great.

>>13969712
The umbrella youkai that people forgot about

The ghoul has an oral fixation too come to think of it

>>13969697
I like it, appeals to my S side.

>>13969710
Yeah, but I've set them to only go after males who are not me.

You get a thief every now and then that tries to break in and BAM wifed and taken away from my tower so other girls can't have him.

>>13969721
How does one prevent himself from being a beta?

>>13969722
A shame about the monsterization aspect though. Oh well, it's easily ignorable.

>>13969716
Dominance, strength and wealth.

>>13969730
Git gud.

>>13969716
Some might appreciate a mans submissiveness, strength or fortitude, intelligence, or degree of nobility. Also:
>Granberry
>Dragon

>>13969716
Their dick

That's all that matters

>>13969730
By being the opposite of Luka

>>13969716
>Granberia
>Dragon

Nah, she's just a lizard.

Could you even lift you're waifu? I know I couldn't.

>>13969730
Don't be a sub

>>13969742
She's light but I'm a skeleton.

>>13969742
>Ushi-oni
Take a guess.

>>13969742
I'm sure I could if I printed her onto a piece of paper first

>>13969742
>Great, gotta roll.
>Kunoichi

Yeah, I could lift that.

>>13969737
>man
>submissive

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

>>13969739
That shouldn't be too hard, that guy is so weak, he gets dommed by his own pants in the morning.

>>13969742
I'm light but she's a skeleton.

>>13969742
Yes

>>13969755
Don't throw a fit.

>>13969755
Modern gender roles were created by feminists and jews.

>>13969742
I could. I don't know how far I could go with her, but I could definitely carry her.

>>13969749
It's okay, us Ushi-Oni fags might not be able to carry our waifus but at least we can ride on her back.

>>13969721
>>13969730
>>13969733
>>13969747
>>13969755

>>13969755
>that image
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH!? I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW--"
>uguu

>>13969762
Don't be a bitch in the daytime. Or anywhere near me.

>>13969763
>nature is feminist and jewish
...wot?

>>13969770
You sound like a bitch with CRIPPLING INSECURITIES. See the emphasis? It's there to emphasize what a little bitch you are.

>>13969770
It's alright.
We can all like monstergirls and shit together.

>>13969742
Aside from having meaty paws, she's not too different from a human. I guess her ass might add on a few pounds of cushion, though.
Easy enough to carry around, but the real issue would be enduring the hours of seated sex, using my arms to lift her up and down and act as her armrest.

>>13969774
If I had a dollar for every time insecure get's thrown around, I still wouldn't give a fuck.

>>13969774
>le insecurity meme
>using memes made by women in the first place
Opinion discarded.

>>13969773
That's what they want you to think! All the papers and textbooks? Made by the jews!

>>13969770
Are you the autist that gets mad when subs talk about princess carrying?

>>13969770
>>13969773
>>13969774
>>13969782
>>13969784
NO

>>13969770
>Chinese dress with boob windows
>thigh highs


Hnnnnggh.

>>13969770
Shh, it's okay anon. Also:
>saving samples

>Still responding to the obvious bait.
JUST STOP REPLYING TO STUPID SHIT

>>13969755
man why do I find cheek squashing so cute

I want to squish the cheeks of every monstergirl

>>13969794
I'm convinced it's the same 2-3 people every single time.

>>13969785
My god, I should've known.

>>13969787
I am anon. Who are you?

>>13969792
I REFUSE

Is there maybe something we can talk about that DOESN'T cause people to fling shit at each other?

Did you ever have a favorite monstergirl when you were a kid? Is she different from the one you like now?

>>13969742
>Amazon
I guess not. Why would I want to lift her anyway.

>>13969742

Yeah.

>>13969803
Adorable backpacks.

>>13969789
Yes.

>>13969794
...He screamed from the fence, as his golden hair fluttered in the wind.

Lost a lot of good panties that day.

>>13969733
So basically, 3Ds?

Anybody have that gif of Cerea chewing?
I was looking for it while looking on with concern if shit was gonna hit the fan again.

>>13969812
The cutest.

Although Yeti's give them a run for their money.

>>13969812
Who needs school when you can be a NEET Ghost?

>>13969805
I think the standard is LadyDevimon. And yeah, I mainly like grape snakes now.

>>13969716
Gods.
Big girls are so good.

If only Luka wasn't suck a faggot I would had actually liked MGQ. At least this way I don't have to feel bad for him during the Bad Ends.

>>13969805
LadyDevimon and Angewomon. I'm still like them.

>>13969805
I don't know, man. When I was young most of the stuff was either nearly, or in most cases, fully furry tier shit. Granted, I don't remember much from my childhood to begin with.

>>13969812
Yeah, that would be nice. I want one to cling to me as I go about my daily tasks, and scare off most people.

>>13969819
Playing games with a ghost could be cool too.

>>13969825
Same here, I still think Angewomon is still the hottest angel to come out of an anime.

>>13969723
Oh yeah.
And I'd say ghoul probably has a longer than human tongue but the other three do seem to have longer tongues.

I want to be cabin boy for a crew of monster girl pirates!