/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1) Found a Yukkuri Kaguya
*suu* *suu* [like *Zzzz* but gentler?]
2) It was rare/unusual so I decided to keep it
Mokou: Oooo, long hair
3) It might be rather cute.
Mokou: *fuwaa* [yawn]
4) Just because, I decided to show Keine.
Mokou: Well how is it?
Keine: Mokou...
5) IFor some reason, it was stabbed
Kaguya: Dying is [bothersome/too much work] too...
Mokou: Uooo-!? Kaguyaaa-!?

6) Found a Yukkuri Mokou.
Mokou: I'll make you Moko-moko!!
7) It was rare/unusual so I decided to keep it.
Mokou: I'll make you mo, mokko-moko!
top *uri uri* [hey hey?]
sfx: *guni guni* [twist twist or noggie noogie?]
8) We might get along surprisingly well
Mokou: Mokotan's gotten in!!
9) Just because, I decided to show Eirin.
Kaguya: Look look, Ee-rin!
Eirin: Oh my...
10) For some reason it was perforated.[or whatever the term for being hit with arrows is]
Kaguya: Mokota-an!?
Mokou: *shobono*... [sigh?]


Moko-moko is a paraphrase of the idiom "bokoboko ni shite yaru yo" meaning "I'll kick your ass". Mokou says mokomoko instead of bokoboko.

"Yukkuri Observation 2"
"The grown yukkuris depart from their parents
and with their partner
journey to find a yukkuri/easy place"

1) sfx: *Zaaaaa* [pouring rain]
box: Please take good care of me

2) "Just 'cause it's so icky-cute[kimokawaii; maybe "disgusting-cute" "creepy-cute" is better], icky otaku [kimo ota, both are shorthand] buy them like idiots! I profit and profit and the laughter won't stop!!!" [she speaks with a accent, I'm not sure what it's supposed to be like. Gangster? Hick?]

3) From Right to Left:
"Bunbunmaru"
Bottom: "Extra!!!"
"Problems in hygene monitoring"
Top: "Yukkuri have mysterious disease pathogen"
"Kimonge in tearful press conference"
""Please let me be!!""

4) "Nyaa-n!!!"
box: Please take good care of me
sfx red: *Zaaaaaaa* [rain]
sfx yellow: *suta* [footsteps]

Anon has bought a TV and some games, and sets it up in front of the transparentboxed Reimu and Patchouli he caught. They whine, but he declares he'll let them take it easy. He turns on the game "Yunal Fantasy 4: Easy Modo". He shows them how to play. The Reimu wants to kick ass, and the Patchouli has academic interest in it. (ok, lol) Anon has the Yuro Action Replay on, so they can't lose. After four days of sleepless gaming addiction, they manage to finish it, combining Reimu's fitness (jumping on the buttons) and Patchouli's intellect. Anon congratulates them, and starts up Yuragon Quest. No cheats this time, so they scream and RAGE a lot. After a few days, they finally make it to the final boss, who offers to give them half the world if they cooperate. Reimu wants to beat him, but Patchouli notes that they're out of "empees" and it doesn't want to take the risk of starting over. (Note: Anon never taught them how to save, lol.) They decide to cooperate, and the bad guy gives them the dark half of the world. They can't take it easy with the dark half, so it's game over. The bad guy gives them a password, so they don't lose hope, but upon entering it, they find themselves at level 3. Cue screams of rage. Reimu hates the crappy items and Patchouli can't take it easy with these parameters. Anon makes fun of the "smart" Patchouli for falling for the bad guy's trick, and the Reimu is furious. Patchouli cries tears of embarrassment for three days straight (note that they hadn't eaten anything singe Anon caught them), but eventually asks Anon for another chance, but with a harder game. Anon, moved, gives them Yupelunker.

(I assume that's Spelunker, and that it's a hard game. I've never heard of it.)

Also:
>Since that implies you can read japanese, does that mean that flandres say drop dead easy as well?
I'm the one who said it. Yes, they do, especially when either hunting/torturing yukkuris or raging against their Anon captors.

>note that they hadn't eaten anything singe Anon caught them

Shouldn't that be fatal? And why do they keep playing without food and not complaining?

>Shouldn't that be fatal? And why do they keep playing without food and not complaining?
I think it's a parallel to vidya addicts. They didn't want to stop playing.

New yukkuri thread at manual sage.

>>1396122
The more you sage, the faster we make new threads.

>>1396141
Make new threads.
I don't give a shit.

>>1396153
ok, then I guess that means both parties are satisfied

>>1396088
So games for yukkuris have "Yu" added to the title?

>>1396076
This one was edited already.

I was wondering about something for editing. Should I start on the Tunusa comic first (two pages edited already) or finish what's translated for the Chinese artist (Smart Yukkureimu story with Yuyuko)? Both will take a bit, but both are about Yukkureimu and both are interesting.

>>1396072
Kaguya and Mokou types really are immortal then

>>1396172
Sorry, didn't see it.

Are you the one who started editing both? If so then finish the Youmu Yuyuko comic. More people are interested in it.

>>1396161
And cheat devices.

>>1396172
Do the smart Yukkureimu one, please.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does this go:

Yu

Mu~nch Mu~nch

Happiness!

Yu!?

If it does, requesting editor.

Obvious translation.

びっくりしていってね

>>1396216
Editor here, awaiting confirmation

>>1396216
>>1396265

yep

>>1396296
Lightning-quick edit is lightning-quick

>Mu~nch Mu~nch
>Happiness!

Are they trying to phase out 'This shit's good' or something? Why is 'Munch Munch... Happiness' so popular all of a sudden?
Or is there an actual distinction between their use I'm just not seeing?

>>1396303
"Hwappiness" has been around since the beginning, usually by good and domesticated yukkuri.

"This shit is good" is usually used by wild and rude yukkuri.

>>1396301
He was already done and was waiting for confirmation.

>>1396301
What >>1396309 said. I had all the layers ready.

>>1396307
I've seen happiness, but the munch munch seems to be new. From some song they sung or something.

And isn't that a wild yukkuri?

>>1396315
Yeah, that's why I said "usually."

Of course, it may have been a domesticated yukkuri from a neighbor, who hadn't learned yet not to eat just any old food.

>>1396315
"Munch munch" is as old as "this shit's good!"

Damn, my yukkuri folder is now the biggest image folder in my Touhou folder.

What have you people done to me, I have hardly saved any normal Touhou art in the last three months.

>>1396327
Are you sure that isn't just an SFX? It was explicitly said that they were SAYING Munch Munch in this image

>>1396338
I think I remember the translator saying it was a SFX. That same thread was the first shitstorm regarding "this shit is good!", as well.
Also, I considered that "OM NOM NOM" is also a SFX, so why shouldn't "munch munch"?

>>1396355
They're actually singing it. There was an mp3 clip from the song they're referencing on one of the uploaders. The lyrics were "mu~sha, mu~sha, shiawaSE~".

Some japanese capable anon said that Flandre's say 'Drop Dead Easy'/yukkuri shine, which I thought only Marisa's said. Do all yukkuris say Yukkuri Shine?

Here's the original for >>1396327 . Actually, they're singing Munch there too. How old is that MP3? And anyone have a link?

>>1396764
fucking hell.

The first thing to do after washing ashore is to hit the nearest living creature.

>>1396776
It became his slave or something?

>>1396796
It looks like it came to help him in the first place (or maybe just say 'take it easy', which would count as helping for a yukkuri), Not sure if he's trying to force it to do work at the end, but I can't imagine a yukkuri slave would be capable of doing enough work to be worth the effort of making it a slave.

>>1396327
Didn't some people start translating "munch much" as "om nom nom" ?

>>1396776
Will remember it if I am left stranded on an island.

>>1396814
I know the editor (not the translator. The translator skipped a bunch of SFX) added 'om nom nom' to this. That's the only instance I can recall.

Reposting full thing because it needs to be retranslated and reedited.

>>1396825

>>1396827

Here's a Reimu staying drop dead easy.

>>1396829

Marisa the rapist

>>1396845
And she is saying 'yukkuri shine', right?

My urge to torture these little piece of shit increases each day, yet I have to hold it in because they don't exist.

Fuck the internet.

>>1396980
Are you the only one saying that, or are there multiple fools (trolls?) wishing these things existed just so they could be killed?

>>1396984
I wish with every fiber of my being to torment a yukkuri, but they do not exist. How can I overcome this?

>>1396990
Breed your own.

>>1397006

>>1397009

>>1397013

>>1396984
If wanting to torture a defenseless, yet egotistical and annoying piece of shit makes me a fool, then by all means, that's what I am.

>>1397015

>>1397020
>If wanting to torture a nonexistent piece of shit makes me a fool
It does.

>>1397013
>>1397015
>>1397019
I don't appreciate the way you believe yukkuri's should be treated.

>>1397013
The spider yukkuri always gets me.

>>1397029

>>1397039

>>1397039
Counter-attack!

>>1397053
how the hell can you hit something that fast just using your thumb and index finger? It looks more like he's pinching it than hitting it.

Atleast, at the end. Makes sense with the flicking though.

>>1397053

>>1397060
At the end he's definitely holdong onto it. You can flick things hard enough to annoy a human, and this is a koyukkuri. The speed lines are probably just for emphasis.

>>1397059
Counter-attack!

>>1397060
At the end, he's picked it up and is bashing it off the table ( I think).

>>1397080

>>1397087
I'll admit that Remirya's (at least, the ones without bodies) don't annoy me at all (much the Patchoulies).

>>1397093

Aren't they supposed to be the most annoying, though.

>>1397080
man that guy sounds stupid. who the fuck says "looky here"?

fuck i wana just punch that guy in the throat.

>>1396825
RIP AND TEAR!

>>1396984
So far, I count at least five fools "wishing these things existed just so they could be killed", including myself.