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This thread's toadally cool theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEa9ZrRHuk

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>> No.13964515

Damn, you were just waiting, huh?

>> No.13964519

>>13964507
>Panel De Pon
My wiggler.
http://i.imgur.com/Nwax4YK.png

>> No.13964522
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13964522

The best.

>> No.13964523

>exotic dark-skin tanuki
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r3ob726ArE

>> No.13964524

>>13964507
Third for wrestling Grizzlies

>> No.13964526

>>13964515
For hours. Sniping the previous thread off the board has become my schtick anyways.

>> No.13964527

I want to befriend a group of Tanuki

>> No.13964528

I want to prank call the Pawn Stars guys with a mucus frog and ask them for Battletoads!

>> No.13964529

>>13964522
>sample
Come on man.

>> No.13964531

>>13964526
I commend your determination. Now get some rest

>> No.13964533

>>13964507
I want to tongue kiss her.

>> No.13964535

>>13964515
Not him but I've been waiting for almost half a day to make the thread.

>> No.13964542

>>13964519
Well shit, you're the one that got that delivery?

>> No.13964543

>>13964535
And he beat you to the punch

>> No.13964545

>>13964507
I've never heard of this game before, but goddamn that song is chill. Is the rest of the soundtrack like this?

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Dont worry guys I'll clean them later, i promise
imgur.com/a/crARm

>> No.13964548

I want to force a Vampire to reenact the conversation between Dracula and Belmont
in SOTN with me.

>> No.13964551
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13964551

Reminder that she did nothing wrong.

>> No.13964554

>>13964547
I look forward to it.

>> No.13964558

>>13964545
Varies depending on the character.
Personally I like the Game Boy soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRhvXVT4o98&list=PL7CF3B75424533405&index=14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5xx5L6umP4&index=10&list=PL7CF3B75424533405

>> No.13964559

>>13964551
Beating up her homestay was a huge asshole move, but she only got Darling to milk her out of necessity.

>> No.13964560

>>13964548
I want to sing I Am The Wind with a Vampire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FsFiBXOVK0

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I want to ruffle that hair.

>> No.13964567

>>13964507
Any monster that has heart pupils is okay in my book.

>> No.13964569
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Cats raising mice are olev.

>> No.13964571

>>13964545
A lot of the themes for the first 8 stages are like that. Then there's the boss themes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IMQjgM61E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Dy-65T3fI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS3hgGduXKw

I used Elias's theme because in Panel De Pon's localization(Tetris Attack), Froggy used Elias's stage and theme

R-R-RIBBIT

>> No.13964573

>>13964551
>MGs can't hurt humans because of the law
>MGs hurts humans all the time
>MC nearly died like a dozen of times already

>> No.13964574
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>>13964567
>H-Hugs?

>> No.13964578

>>13964569
And a blind cat girl in a jogging jacket has what to do with that spoiler?

>> No.13964580

>>13964566
I want to touch her hair

>> No.13964586

>>13964574
Hugs and baby making.

>> No.13964595

>>13964522
>Anime upper bodies
>Crysis-graphics-level snake body
>Battlefield 3 background complete with sparks and shit

Who the fuck made this?

>> No.13964597

>>13964578
Nothing, why do you ask?

>> No.13964598

>>13964559
>can't ask other girls to milk her because "it's too embarrassing"
>totally okay with having some stranger guy milk her when she has a husband
Topslut

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13964604

Good evening /mgt/, I bring you lewd frog thighs.

http://i.imgur.com/BrR22Fq.png
http://i.imgur.com/qn6bciG.png

>> No.13964605

>>13964595
Someone with more artistic talent than you.

But I agree with your analysis.

>> No.13964606

>>13964551
>Offers her a home to live in
>Strangles him
>Throws him
>He didn't even get mad
People call this bitch a good character? Fucking wow. Monstergirls are the goddamn worst.

>> No.13964607

>>13964595
I dunno, but now that you mention it, the scales on her hips are totally 2D, while the scales on the rest of her tail are totally 3D.
I can see it now.

>> No.13964612

>>13964548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MM_Q0nfaG0

>Begone! This world was not meant for you!

>My own powers did not bring about my resurrection. It was greed, the greed of you men which summoned me back. And is justice not defined by the mighty?

>Such a selfish claim! Humanity is guided by our shared principles! We only wish to come together, and move forward.

>Oh, but the truth is that humanity also bears burgeoning desires within them, which leads them to submit to their religious creeds, yes?

>Mere power is not what leads Mankind. Respect and generosity: These are what truly guide humanity!

>Preposterous. Which of our claims is true? I shall give you the answer, along with death's embrace!

Why was the JP version so much better than camp.

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>>13964578
Not him, but I don't recall Y'Shtola ever being blind.

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>>13964566
Rubble rubble?

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>>13964604
>Butt-fucking and intercrural
>On such short notice too
Monorus, you shouldn't have.

>> No.13964620

>>13964604
I love the new mg

>> No.13964624
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>>13964606
Nothing Kimihito hasn't gone through.

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>>13964604
Good work as always Monorus.

>> No.13964629

I compiled this for you, whoever you are:
http://pastebin.com/UtpLQbp1

>> No.13964631

>>13964604
I thought you had left us Mono.

>> No.13964632

Would it be wrong to ask a Tanuki to not spend much money on your birthday gift?

>> No.13964634

>>13964551
Except being a cheating slut

>> No.13964639

>>13964632
No, but it would get her frazzled and confused what to get you for under $1000 dollars.

>> No.13964640

>>13964604
Good god Mono, that was quick
Am I missing something? Was there some sort of power transfer to all artists that granted them super speed?

>> No.13964641

>>13964615
I want to cuddle that cat

>> No.13964643

>>13964631
Mono actually appeared in the /v/ drawthreads not to long ago. He drew that healer from Zelda II getting freaky with Link.

>> No.13964644

>>13964634
But Kimihito IS a total cheating manslut.
Look at all the girls who's tits he has touched that aren't on his harem.

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13964645

>MFW Harblador is kill an nobody will write abominations again

>> No.13964646

>>13964639
I was more thinking 100$ Limit

>> No.13964648

>>13964644
Not all of them were in love though

>> No.13964649

>>13964598
I guess its because she figured it was better to do it with someone you'd probably rarely see. It's like getting your cock milked by an attractive girl you just met over needing to ask a family member to do it.

>> No.13964650

>>13964646
You're giving her a panic attack anon.

>>13964645
Do you want Alp to do it?

>> No.13964651

>>13964650
No because Alp and his siamese twin can go and stay fucking gone

>> No.13964653

>>13964598
He wasn't her husband, but I see your point. But think of it this way
>be you
>your girlfriend is a certified doctor
>most of your guy friends are doctors too
>your dick has been hurting for weeks now
>after looking around on the internet it seems that you have a deadly disease that will cause your dick to explode if left untreated
>the only treatment involves a cream that has to be rubbed into the scrotum
>you need to go for an exam because it's hurting like hell now
>unfortunately you're pissed at your girlfriend becaue you heard her making some rather suggestive comments to guys you don't know on the phone
>you've given her the cold shoulder lately so you can't exactly turn up out of the blue and ask her to fondle your nuts and cure the disease
>you can't ask your male friends because that would be gay
>the only other doctor certified to do the exam in the area is a girl
>it's either have your dick blow up and probably die from blood loss and infected wounds or have a girl who's not your girlfriend rub your balls
>and then once you're cured from the explosive dick disease a bunch of random people come out and talk about how you're a fucking whore for cheating on your girlfriend

>> No.13964654

>>13964645
He was here yesterday.

>> No.13964655

>>13964604
MONORUS YOU ARE BASED AS FUCK.

>>13964615
Recent development in Heavensward. She tried to escape a collapsing cave with an experimental, prototype teleportation spell. Left her wandering the Lifestream. As part of a quest, you drag her back out, but she lost her sight in the process.

>> No.13964656

>>13964615
She is now

>> No.13964657

>>13964651
Alp has a twin?

>> No.13964658

>>13964650
Oh well I just don't want her to feel like she has to spend lots of money on me because I doubt I could return the favor

>> No.13964660

>>13964651
Siamese twin?

>> No.13964663

>>13964655
> the Lifestream
Well shit.

>> No.13964665

>>13964653
Or you know, you could ask her about those guys and avoid all of this

>> No.13964667

>>13964663
FFXIV loves drawing on elements from other FF games. A Lifestream though, is a pretty common element in a lot of fantasy stories.

The biggest difference in FFXIV is that if people use enough magic crystals and believe hard enough, they can summon Gods from the Lifestream.

>> No.13964669

>>13964657
>>13964660
The other cockhungry whore for attention.

>> No.13964670

>>13964665
Yeah. I'm not excusing Cathyl being kind of an idiot or beating up farm bishie, but the whole milking thing was an emergency that could have had some pretty bad consequences if somebody didn't treat it right away.

>> No.13964671

>>13964669
You're going to need to be more specific.

>> No.13964672
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13964672

If you build a robot with human-like intelligence, are you entitled to do whatever you wish with said robot, including giving it the dick?

>> No.13964674

>>13964653
I dont think most guys would beat up their girlfriends and send them to the hospital for implied lewd remarks on the phone they would fucking asking them what they were talking about.

>> No.13964675

>>13964669
Some elaboration is required

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>you will never be for fucks sake, snot girl is awful

>> No.13964679

>>13964672
Damn straight you are.

>> No.13964682

>>13964653
>becaue you heard her making some rather suggestive comments to guys you don't know on the phone
More like you believe you saw her cheating on you with dozens of men when in reality she was just watching a tv series with a lot of inappropriate moaning and you're furious at her for that.

>>13964674
>>13964665
Except this isn't real life. It's a manga with a shitload of slapstick happens to characters and no one should complain about it because it's supposed to be funny.

>> No.13964684

>>13964674
Like I said, in this scenario you were just giving her the could shoulder. I'm not saying Cathyl did nothing wrong, I'm just saying that the milking was an emergency scenario.
>>13964682
Fair enough. Maybe in this hypothetical situation you're blind and not very bright.

>> No.13964685

>>13964677
>awful
>says a divorcee
Eat a dick Kermit.

>> No.13964686

>>13964677
Kermit please go fuck your orc girlfriend somewhere else.

>> No.13964688

>the bubble on her hip has a pair of eyes
>as well as one in the air

Is Frog Girl baby crazy?

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>>13964672

Is a creation god entitled to be a dick to that which he breathed life into?

>> No.13964691

>>13964688
She just might be.
Captcha made me select images with eggs.

>> No.13964692

>>13964685
What the fuck was up with that anyway?

>> No.13964694

>>13964672
Human rights don't apply to people who aren't humans.
More news at eleven.

>> No.13964695

>>13964507
2 Year Worth of Mucus Made a Glopping Sound

>> No.13964700

>>13964692
Probably to make the Muppets have more relevancy in the modern era I guess.

>> No.13964701
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13964701

Possessive girls a best.

>> No.13964703

>>13964695
how dare you make that reference anon you're better than this

>> No.13964704

>>13964685
>>13964686
I swear once I coughed something that had the same color as her.

>> No.13964705
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13964705

I wanna fuck a cheshire cat up the ass!

>> No.13964711

>>13964701
We need more of them. Any stories with this kind of girl?

>> No.13964712

>>13964703
No I'm not, I write Shounen shit with monster girl fattening.

>> No.13964713

>>13964695
I got that reference and I ask you not to compare her with that shitty character from that shit series again.

>> No.13964714

>>13964672
At the very least, you're forcing an existence that's just as intelligent as you are that knows what it does and does not want to do something it does not want to do.

That being said, in the eyes of the law, it's a toaster, so do as you will.

I'm only going to have consensual sex with my robot, but I'm kind of a moralfag.

>> No.13964715

>>13964705
She'll expect you to reciprocate.

>> No.13964716

>>13964705
I want to dress a fat-bottomed loli Cheshire in a bellhop uniform.

>> No.13964719

>>13964713
I make zero promises.

>> No.13964725

>>13964715
So at a later date, she'll MAKE me fuck her up the ass?

>> No.13964727

>>13964712
Trader?

>> No.13964728

>>13964701
That doujin a best.

>> No.13964729

>>13964700
>Divorce and separation make people relevant
What is with this shit? First Marvel then DC getting all up in this...

What's so wrong about wanting to read stories involving loving married couples?

>> No.13964730

>>13964727
Do you know anyone ELSE who writes Shounen Shit to begin with? Let alone with Fattening?

>> No.13964731

>>13964701
Why the fuck are dragons, lamias and reptiles in general associated with envy? Reptiles are absolutely not family-making animals and they are definitely not monogamous.
It doesn't make sense that lamias would be as possessive as they are portrayed.

>> No.13964736

>>13964653
Boobs don't work that way, faggot, and any sane man sorts his shit out with the waifu first, blueballs be damned.

>> No.13964739

>>13964731
They aren't actual animals for one.

>> No.13964740

>>13964731
Greek mythology?

Who cares anyway it's a good thing. Wolves are also supposed to be monogamous and you can see how they were portrayed on MGE and I don't see anyone complaining about it.

>> No.13964742

>>13964729
>What's so wrong about wanting to read stories involving loving married couples?
They're boring as fuck?

>> No.13964747

>>13964672
No, because that's rape. That anon who posted that Ted talk is a fucking asshole because now I'll never be able to not think about it when thinking about dicking robots.

>> No.13964748

>>13964742
That's the exact mindset that led to One More Day.

>> No.13964751

>>13964742
I guess you don't like SoL too much

>> No.13964752

>>13964740
>I don't see anyone complaining about it.
Clearly you weren't there when I was complaining about it.

>> No.13964756

I want a clingy Mindflayer to hug me

>> No.13964758

>>13964747

If it's a robot, you can just program it to consent. If it's a true artificial intelligence, then yeah, it's rape.

Given you created it and "raised" it, if you ever did get together, it'd be wife husbandry anyway.

>> No.13964759

>>13964529
So what?

>> No.13964762

>>13964729
I hate it, my parents announced their divorce two days before I started my last year of highschool, and many years later I'm still salty.

/blog

>> No.13964764

>>13964752
Maybe I wasn't here on that moment indeed, but you can know you have my support about it

>> No.13964773

>>13964604
HNGHGHGHGNGHGGH

tfw petite gf who wants to find latex with print like that one day.

>> No.13964774

>>13964671
>>13964675
If you don't know, you don't know.

>> No.13964776

>>13964764
It's fuckin' bullshit man, the alpha doesn't fuck every bitch in the pack, he only fucks his bitch. KC should eat wolf cock for his bullshit interpretation.

>> No.13964779

>>13964774
Not them, but there's only one person I can think you're talking about, and if it's who I think it is,stupidity isn't attentionwhoring.

>> No.13964780

>>13964615
#Fat acceptance pls leave.

>> No.13964783

>>13964774
Seriously, who are you talking about?

>> No.13964784

x is best girl

>> No.13964787

>>13964776
I want to be the alpha of a bunch of loli werewolves

I'm just their babysitter but the height advatage lets me keep them in line

>> No.13964788

>>13964780
I can see what you mean.
Those hips don't lie, but they're too honest, and they need a bit of downsizing.

>> No.13964789

>>13964776
By your words I guess you're a dom? I agree with you except that I don't want to be the alpha of the pack, I want to be the mate of the alpha.

>> No.13964792

>>13964774
Wait, is it you___?

>> No.13964793

>>13964784
Zero has wider hips

>> No.13964794

>>13964784
>X
>Not Y

>> No.13964798

>>13964736
>Boobs don't work that way
When has anyone cared how boobs work when reading a ecchi manga?

Cathyl had been bottling up the fact that she had been hearing her homestay he loves and she had gone on several dates with cheat in her with dozens of girls one after the other during several nights until she exploded and sent him to the hospital.

Maybe she didn't confront him before because she thought it would be a one-night-stand or because she didn't had the courage to face him after HE had NTRd her.

Of course she wouldn't want to talk to him after he had cheated on her a dozens of times and she had beat him up.

Even then she only went to Kimihito to be milked out of necessity and because it would be too embarrassing afterwards if she asked one of the girls she worked with.

Either way, IT'S A FUCKING ECCHI COMEDY MANGA
Okayado wouldn't add any real fucking suffering that didn't help contribute to the relationship of the involved parties because his fanbase would fucking run him off the stage.

Stop looking for NTR where there is none out autistic retard. You're starting to look like /v/.

>> No.13964799

So how many people here are actually freaked out by your waifu's natural habitat? For example, I love shark girls, but the deep open ocean kinda scares me.

>> No.13964800

>>13964784
What are you talking about? S is where it's at, look at those curves!

>> No.13964801

>>13964788
Hey, honesty is the best policy

>> No.13964802

>>13964789
>dom
No I was just being literal. The literal alpha only fucks his literal bitch.

>> No.13964804

so TanuKiki when

>> No.13964805

>>13964799
Wonderland seems like a fun place to live at least?

>> No.13964806

>>13964762
My parents never divorced. My mother just died, with my father immediately getting a new woman a year later (Publicly anyway; he'd talked about the same woman as early as a year before my mom died...) and married her two after. He then effectively abandoned me and my sister who're just barely starting out on our own, and is now fucking off to BC with her.

/blog.

>> No.13964812

>>13964799
Let's be honest, I've never been out in the middle of a desert where sand and sand and more sand stretches out for thousands of miles either way, so I'm not all that sure how terrifying the experience of being in one would be.
But I do know there are scorpions in the desert. Fuck scorpions.

>> No.13964814

>>13964805
If you can keep your sanity longer than a minute

>> No.13964816

>>13964804
So how would that work?

>> No.13964817

>>13964802
Oh well I didn't see you were talking about a male, I was more talking about the monstergirls themselves, but yes I agree.

>> No.13964818

>>13964812
Sandworm?

>> No.13964825

>>13964818
Nah, Grapesnake.

>> No.13964826

>>13964804
Hopefully never

>> No.13964828

>>13964799
Eh, never been in an out-right desert, or an oasis or any such thing...heat might be a tad much, but it doesn't scare me. The fact I'm actually afraid of canines is more of a paradox.

>>13964812
>Fuck Scorpions
Hey c'mon anon. You could wind up befriending a Girtablilu Apothecary that lives next door to you.

>> No.13964835

>>13964804
Please anon do not play with monstergirl genes we do not want another Jurrasic World

>> No.13964836

>>13964799
I love Undead monstergirls and Werebats, but potentially wandering around decrepit, dark area where shit's hard to see sounds terrifying.

>> No.13964838

>>13964828
Okay, scorpion girls would be a different matter.
Actual scorpions, though, no. I can't.

>> No.13964845

>>13964798
>Cathyl had been bottling up the fact that she had been hearing her homestay he loves and she had gone on several dates with cheat in her with dozens of girls one after the other during several nights until she exploded and sent him to the hospital.
No she hear him talking aobut them all on the phone. Not a gradual process she just exploded like the 3DPD shit she is.
>Even then she only went to Kimihito to be milked out of necessity
But it wasn't necessary. It's just like chick blueballs hardly fatal. Bitch should have marched her whore slut body to the hospital and explained herself, not got another man to feel her up and bring her to orgasm while she 'claims' to love another.

>> No.13964848

>>13964799
The only place I don't like is Wonderland and neither my waifu or any of my favorite girls is from there.

>> No.13964849

>>13964731
>Why the fuck are dragons [...] associated with envy?
Dragons are fucking allegories of greed

>> No.13964852

>>13964838
Some scorps are pretty cool. The bigger the better
Seriously, the bigger, the better.

>> No.13964854

>>13964817
Naw I was talking about actual wolves.

>> No.13964856

>>13964845
Actually she heard him whispering female names tenderly as he tended to the farm animals they belonged to ONCE late at night; then immediately beat the shit out of him that he had to go to the hospital.

>> No.13964858

>>13964731
>dragons
Dragons, hoards, being greed?

>> No.13964864

>>13964856
Eh, I thought it was a phonecall for some reason.

>> No.13964865

>>13964845
>No she hear him talking about them all on the phone.
You didn't even fucking read the chapter.
Go read it and come back when you know abut what the fuck are you talking about.

>> No.13964866

>>13964852
>The small scorpions are terrifying because they can actually kill you with their higher toxin concentration
>The big scorpions are terrifying because they're just fucking huge

>> No.13964867

>>13964845
Are you actually crying about muh purity or some shit?

Things only weenies care about.jpg

>inb4 cuck

Yeah whatever.

>> No.13964873

>>13964792
Blindness disillusions and obfuscates

>> No.13964877

>>13964856
He was also talking about touching their breasts and how beautiful they were, so.
And let's not forget they were out in the middle of nowhere. God knows how long it would have taken to get there by foot.

>> No.13964879

>>13964776
You get used to how every ending in KCland is the same harem nonsense.

>> No.13964882

>>13964867
No, I'm arguing with some cuck defending NTR and trying to rationalize it. I couldn't give a second shit about Sluttits Mc.Cow.
>>13964865
So it wasn't over the phone, big deal, the main points don't change.

>> No.13964886

>>13964877
Which, when you know the full context, you realize was just a farmer appraising the health of his live stock.

Which, as you point out, the cow really should've known given they live out on a farm in the middle of nowhere with very little contact with other women; and the only others around are her friends that she should DEFINITELY know the names of.

>> No.13964896

>>13964882
>I'm arguing with some cuck defending NTR and trying to rationalize it.
Literally /v/ tier posting.

>> No.13964899

>>13964886
Either that or he's Welsh. Ayyy.

In all seriousness, Cathyl isn't that bright or that calm, and her beating up farm bishie was wrong and too quick of a decision to make, I agree with you there.

>> No.13964901

>>13964882
Not him, but technically, she did engage in unfaithful acts with another guy.
She didn't do penetration, though.
She also didn't get out-and-out stolen from her boyfriend by Darling, so it's not really NTR.
I'd say it's like "second-hand cheating" or some shit--not outright sex, but still pretty fucked up.

>> No.13964903

I'm going to mix a holst and a tanuki and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.13964912

>>13964896
>Muh posting standards
>Muh /v/ boogeyman

Kay, so you don't like what I'm saying. Doesn't make me any less right.

>>13964901
Eh, I'm using NTR very loosely. It's an umbrella term, and even if she wasn't fully stolen it's still the same category.

>> No.13964915

>>13964903
I'm going to mix a Dragon with an Alp and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.13964916

>>13964901
In all honesty, I don't take that much issue with the milking. Sure, it was a betrayal of physical intimacy, and she didn't seem to regret it much, but as you say, it was a passing thing and she soon reconciled with her BF.

I take greater issue with her sending him to the hospital over a very easily cleared up misunderstanding; an action, I'll note, she also doesn't show much if any regret over.

>> No.13964920

>>13964915
Already been done anon

>> No.13964921

>>13964915
>Alp turns into a Dragon Girl
I'd want to go that route, or that of a Lich.

>> No.13964924

>>13964916
Yeah, I can agree to that.
Muh anime misunderstandings are pretty annoying when you see them.

>> No.13964929 [SPOILER] 
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Reminder : Wolf girls are good too!

>> No.13964932

>>13964806
Just call him every day and tell him to kill himself. Eventually it'll really start to fuck with him.

>> No.13964939

>>13964916
Pretty much this exactly, but with the addition that the last we saw of her she was profusely apologizing to Farmer McGropesHisSheep.

>> No.13964941
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>>13964929
their better then cat girls

>> No.13964945

>>13964939
She's still a complete fucking shithead that should be deported somewhere cold and lonely.

>> No.13964948

>>13964932
>my father is a 14 year old girl I can bully to suicide


hahahahahahahahahahha

>> No.13964949

>>13964941
I prefer cats myself.

>> No.13964955

>>13964939
>Profusely
She more mumbled an apology than anything. But she did apologize at least.

>> No.13964959

>>13964916
>I take greater issue with her sending him to the hospital over a very easily cleared up misunderstanding; an action, I'll note, she also doesn't show much if any regret over.
All of Kimihito girls have hurt him just as bad, apologized and gone back to almost killing him again in the next chapter but nobody cares because it's supposed to be funny.

But with Cathyl is different because she needed someone to milk her.

Funny enough, everyone is losing their shit now since 'Tentacle Rape' the same way they diw ith Cathyl.

>> No.13964961

>>13964949
In real life?

>> No.13964963

monsterboys when?

>> No.13964964
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13964964

Scary monsters and super creeps.

>> No.13964970

>>13964961
Dogs and cats are about equal, but cats are lower maintenance and I'm a lazy shit.
And purring makes cat girls better for me. Big vibrating cat tats pressed against my body.

>> No.13964971

>>13964955
It seemed more to me like she was apologizing profusely, but she was further away so the speech bubble was smaller.
>>13964959
At least they didn't jump straight to conclusions with Cathyl like they're doing with this.
Has the nuclear shitstorm died down at all?

>> No.13964975

>>13964959
No one lost their shit with Cunthyl because she's just a sideslut not one cared about. Now if Cerea misheard darling, and fucked off to get milked by another man, THEN there'd be a shitstorm.

>> No.13964976 [SPOILER] 
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I just love how gimp randomly turns some pixels semi-tranparent

>> No.13964978

>>13964970
You're gay anon.

>> No.13964980

>>13964959
All of Kimihito's girls have harmed him by accidentally due to not being used to have to be careful with their extremely strong bodies.

On the other hand, Cathyl deliberately assaulted her guy.

>> No.13964981

I want monstergirl ASMR

>> No.13964983

>>13964976
That looks pretty nice.

>> No.13964987

>>13964941
That looks like mono's cat girl

>> No.13964988

>>13964964

AWWWW...
Drunks and losers,
Dwarves with limps,

Flos and ho's and one-eyed pimps -
Down the alleyway they creep.
They're all your friends when you can't sleep.

Come with me and you will see.
A late-night-freak-show-Jubilee!
Kick the Sandman in his sack;
Stay up late - Insomniac!

>> No.13964993

I want to sing sea shanties with shark girls and trashy emo punk rock with gazers!

>> No.13964996

>>13964978
Only 5%.

>> No.13964999

>>13964987
Mono-tan is a catgirl? I always thought she fell under Inumimi territory.
>>13964988
Perfect.

>> No.13965000
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13965000

>>13964981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA&ab_channel=MythoSubs

>> No.13965001

>>13964981
ASMR sounds fucking creepy to me.

>> No.13965007

>>13964929
I want a litter of wolf pups! All of them laying on my lap and licking their lips as their mother is cooking a nice roast dinner!

>> No.13965008

>>13965000
Awesome I'll give it a try
>>13965001
Why?

>> No.13965009

>>13964981
I can't get into it.

>> No.13965012
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>>13964987
>>13964999
She's a fox.

>> No.13965013

I want to swim with some mermaids on the sea!

>> No.13965014

>>13964999
Yeah, I think Mono-tan's a foxgirl, if anything.

>> No.13965018

>>13965012
Blue foxes don't exist, you're a mutant or a furry.

>> No.13965019
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13965019

>"Hey kid, wanna 'Kero kero'?"

>> No.13965020

>>13965012
The more you know I guess.

>> No.13965024
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>>13965018
Her fur is actually black though.

>> No.13965025
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13965025

>>13965019
No! I wanna 'Mofu mofu'!

>> No.13965029

>>13965019
I need an adult.

>> No.13965032

>>13965029
Don't think you'll find many in that swamp.

>> No.13965033

>>13964604
Too soon

>> No.13965034

>>13965019
That tongue looks like a really long prehensile ball sack.

>> No.13965035

>>13965019
>Combination paizuri and tonguejob.

I never knew my penis could be this erect.

>> No.13965040

>>13965019
>Drawfaggotry of five Mucus Frogs huddling together making mischief when?
http://i.imgur.com/UlZxwhj.png

>> No.13965041

>>13965019
The end of her tongue looks like a ballsack

>> No.13965042
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13965042

>>13965032
What about a lonely, isolated Ogre?

>> No.13965044

>>13965019
You have my gratitude, Doctor.

>> No.13965048 [SPOILER] 
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13965048

THATS THE 3RD BLOODY TIME MY COMPUTER CRASHED/BLUESCREENED TODAY
some shit about Video_TDR_error
Windows 10 is shit

>> No.13965051

>>13965034
>>13965041
That's how frog tongues actually look you insufferable plebeians.

>> No.13965052

>>13965048
Did you make those gifs?

>> No.13965054

>>13965048
>Using Windows 10
>Using literal Botnet that sends all your private data and will even disable pirated software if it finds any
No one in this thread is retarded enough to use Windows 10 right?

>> No.13965055

>>13965048
>He fell for the Windows 10 shilling

>> No.13965057

>>13965048
>not being lagged Master race

You did this to yourself.

>> No.13965058

>>13965052
no

>> No.13965060

>>13965051
All of them? I don't think so Tomboy. You like balls.

>> No.13965065 [SPOILER] 
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>>13965054
>>13965055
>>13965057
Laugh all you want

>> No.13965071
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>>13965054
>the fuck you said, faggot

>> No.13965072

>>13965051
No, it's just badly drawn.

>> No.13965073

>>13965042
If no one else wants her I'll take her. Maybe find a way to get some holst milk and soften her a teesy bit, but she sounds good.

>> No.13965074

>>13965065
This mentality is literally the thing that is killing privacy. Good job asshole.

>> No.13965075
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>>13965042
Tomboy/Thugdere Muscle-girls is my fetish, and I love it when they try to be cute and look feminine in an attempt to attract boys.

>> No.13965076

>>13965065
>Whining about getting crashes on W10
>"Implying I give a fuck"

>> No.13965078

>>13965008
I don't know, just doesn't sound that good to me.

>> No.13965083

>>13965065
>Anon you're making a mistake
>I DON'T CARE I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
>Anon look there are so many reasons not to do thing
>I'M DOING THE THING AND YOU WON'T STOP ME
>Anon what you are doing is self destructive and has no real benefits and you are willingly gimping yourself because of it, why are you even doing it
>BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU ANGRY I DON'T GIVE A FUCK CRY MOAR FAGGOTS
I don't understand this mentality at all.

>>13965071
Windws 7 tan was cuter and less evil than Windows 10 tan!

>> No.13965086

>>13965071

DONT BELIEVE HER LIES

>> No.13965088

>someone mentions windows 10
>thread turns into /g/ x20000 more shitty greentext and autistic posts
Why.

Is this the official autist thread?

>> No.13965090

>>13965078
It must be a cultural thing, since most people outside Japan in the ASMR community don't like the SLURPSLURPSLURP stuff.

>> No.13965091

>>13965088
Great post

>> No.13965092

>>13965088
>he's not into greenwords

>> No.13965094

>>13965054
I wonder what we're gonna do when every OS is equal or worse than w10

>> No.13965095

Guys!
The full ED of Yu Kobayashi's sweet voice came out.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26969448

>> No.13965096

>>13965088
>not being enraged by a literal nsa botnet that gives microsoft complete access to all your personal information and all the files and settings on your computer

>> No.13965102

>>13965019
B-but it's gay if the nuts touch!

>> No.13965104

>>13965065
>don't give a fuck
>that's why I stopped by to tell you guys about it

Oy vey

>> No.13965105

>>13965096
I'm more enraged about you shitting up the thread with stupid boogeyman shit.

>> No.13965106
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>>13965094
I still use XP on one of my computers

>B-But muh windows updates...
Nigga ain't no faggot making exploits for an old OS no normalfag who's dumb enough to download viruses and shit uses. And besides none of it's a problem if you're not a massive retard who downloads toolbars.

XP and 7 for life.

>> No.13965107

>>13965096
Am... am I the only one that can into firewalls?

>> No.13965111
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>>13965096
Wait, they can do that!?
I still have my W7 computer that kept fucking crashing.
Good thing, too.

>> No.13965112

>>13965075
Sailor Jupiter best Moon

>> No.13965114
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>>13965095
>tfw no MON spinoff that actually focuses on the organization and its various members

>> No.13965115

>>13965105
>boogeyman shit
Go continue being a paid shill on plebbit, nobody is believing you here.

>> No.13965117
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>>13965025
Foxes are tricky! They say they will 'mofu mofu' and then you realize they ate all your tofu!

>> No.13965120

>>13965117
I know it's rotoscoping, but damn.
This is some nice rotoscoping.

>> No.13965121
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>>13965105
>boogeyman
Yup, it's an alp. You probably get off on all your keystrokes being sent off for some neckbeard in an office to read, don't you? You like getting your privacy invaded.

Fucking faggot exhibitionists.

>> No.13965122

>>13965117
Oh no, not my tofu.

What next, are they going to eat all my spinach? All my natto? All my brussel sprouts?

>> No.13965125

>>13965117
>>13965120
>human ears
>no tail
Such a plain body though. Wheres muh curves?

>> No.13965130

>>13965071
>Just realized her hair braids made a 10 on her head
How stupid should I feel?

>> No.13965131

>>13965115
Pretty sure lelddit are the ones getting the most mad about something as easy to skip as a windows release. You tell me, no one cared about Windows 10 until you shitters showed up to shit the thread up.

>>13965121
Look who's talking.

You sound the most alp right now, giving your support against the human government to try to stop them from monitoring all of your alping errands.

>> No.13965134

>>13965122
>not eating fried tofu
>not liking spanakopita
>not liking roasted brussels
get your shit taste out of this kitchen

>> No.13965138

>>13965075
That girl is fantastic, and I don't even like muscle-gals.

>> No.13965143

>>13965134
>spanakopita
muh nigger

>> No.13965144
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>>13965071
Best OS tan of all times is XP tan.

>> No.13965146

>>13965131
You're a bigger alp, you probably get off when you pirate your copy of Gender Bender DNA Twister, only for Windows 10 to lock it off because it detects that it's a pirated copy with the DRM voided.

You like being violated like the submissive little alp you are, don't you?

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>>13965112
Truly.

>> No.13965149

Speaking of musclegirls, was there anything on that /fit/ Jabberwock daughteru and CC Dragon healing thing?

>> No.13965150
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>>13965138
Ez6 is really good at making adorable muscle girls.

>> No.13965155

>>13965125

Welcome to 3D.

>> No.13965156

>>13965149
Almost finished with the first chapter of the Electra Jabberwock story, gonna try to get it this morning for sure.

>> No.13965158

>>13965146
That almost made me laugh if it weren't for the fact that you actually know what Gender Bender DNA Twister is and the fact that it doesn't really work that way.

Are you done spreading Reddit memes, /a/lp?

>> No.13965159

>>13965150
He only dos short hair tho. Short hair a shit.

>> No.13965162

>>13965156
Niiice. By the way, I don't want to hound you for your identity but have you written stuff here before?

>> No.13965165

>>13965150
That he is, that he is.

Shame that the few doujins I found on SadPanda were...odd.

>> No.13965166

>>13965159
>Short hair a shit
Are you gay?

>> No.13965167

>>13965162
Long long ago back in the /a/ threads but I doubt anyone remembers me

>> No.13965169

>>13965159
>Short hair a shit.
Figth me irl fgt.

>> No.13965172

>>13965095
And the OP is up, too!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26968861
Somebody rip these and upload them to Youtube!

>> No.13965176

>>13965166
>>13965169
>liking short hair
I want faglords to leave.

>> No.13965177

>>13965131
>No one was talking about Windows 10 in the monster girl thread until one anon lamented his Windows 10 experience
No fucking shit.

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>>13965172
>Somebody use their google-linked account on Youtube to upload vids of monster girls
I shiggy.

>> No.13965179

>>13965019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUBbigtfCWs

>> No.13965180

>>13965177
Yeah, that's what I'm taking about.

Fuck you and fuck him.

I bet you're together in this, fucking cocksucking manlet womens.

>> No.13965181

>>13965167
Waymaker? GreedyGirls? Free_Drinks? Yananon? Limp_Nicky?
Fuck, I could go on.

>> No.13965184

>>13964604
God bless you Mono and everything you draw.

>> No.13965186

>>13965178
I wanna fuck darling!

>> No.13965190

>>13965181
No, none of those. I was MGC but I don't want to attention whore, I really need to get to finishing writing this up, I've been delaying it for a while now.

>> No.13965193

>>13965186
Don't pretend to be a faggot if you don't want legit faggots to think they're in good company.

>> No.13965203

>>13965186
TF please

>> No.13965217

>>13965180
>Multiple anons conspired to descend on the thread like some kind of anti-shill operation against Windows 10
>On the Otaku board
>In the monster girl thread
You getting gangstalked, too?

>> No.13965219

>>13965147
Sailor Mars is good too though, that miko garb. And Venus.

>> No.13965224

>>13965190
Well then, I can't wait to read your story.

>> No.13965225

>>13965169
>>13965166
>I like thing
>But I like it better with less of it
Fuck off, shit tasters.

>> No.13965233

>>13965225
I'm here to stay faggot.

>> No.13965235

>>13965112
I like all the Sailors except Moon and Venus.
Mercury a best tho.

>> No.13965237

>>13965217
More like fuck off and stop shitting up the thread.

>> No.13965243

>>13965048
in retrospect, is should have mentioned i was working on makeing the profile images transparent

>> No.13965246

>>13965237
>>13965180
>>13965177
>>13965131
>>13965115
>>13965105
>>13965096
Wow, that's an amazing excess of retardation.

>> No.13965249

>>13965237
Everything was fine until you showed up, though.

>> No.13965250

>>13965235
Even the dykes? I mean Haruka is fuck as fuck. In doujins. But otherwise she's plain as fuck.

>> No.13965251

>>13965237
Dude, chill.
Nobody's posting about the guy posting about his terrible decisions anymore.
Talk about other things.

>> No.13965260
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13965260

I got most of them to be tranparent.
I clean them up later
imgur.com/a/crARm

>> No.13965265

>>13965250
Yes, Uranus and Neptune too. A) I'm a yurifag, so whatever, B) While I'm mostly ambivalent to Neptune's design, I adore Uranus'.

>> No.13965267

>>13965249
Fuck off, it wasn't.

>>13965251
But the other alp cunt is still here harassing everyone about Windows 10!

He needs to get laid!

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>>13965251
Windows Tan is cute. CUTE!

>> No.13965270

How do we fix Cait Sith? Originally it was just a witch who turned into a cat 9 times, the 10th making it permanent. How do we adapt it?

Do we go linear? A non Sabbath affiliated witch who turned into a werecat too many times and it now stuck as a magic werecat?

>> No.13965272

>>13965267
Dude.
Chill.

>> No.13965273

>>13965265
yurifag
You sir are a swine, and you are not my nigga.

>> No.13965275

>>13965269
Anyone know what the Otakus' thoughts across the pond are regarding the Windows10-tan? I get the impression it wasn't much of a hit, but could be wrong.

>> No.13965279

>>13965270
MILFy catgirl with a black mage hat and a cane.
Basically Blair as KC would draw her, or something.

>> No.13965280

>>13965270
Get rid of 90% of the fur, try and phase out the "daddy-o" shit and hope no one remembers it

>> No.13965281

>>13965270
You dont. Furry's exist in MGE. Deal with it.

>> No.13965282

>>13965273
Not this fucking alp again too...

>> No.13965285

>>13965267
Go away you cancerous shit.

>> No.13965288

Yo ThunderBrother! You might want to finish that last sentence of line 95 in http://pastebin.com/aqt86kgx..
It just sort of stopped for no reason.

>> No.13965289

>>13965282
The fact is, /mgt/ came from /a/, which is a lot more tolerant to at least light yuri than /mgt/. I bet there are quite a few who would be okay with it, if not for the militant "we must preserve /mgt/'s purity!" shitposters.

>> No.13965290

>>13965281
Hence the fix, anon.

>>13965280
But the one we have now has nothing to do with the original other than being a magic cat. We need a gimmick.

>> No.13965291

>>13965279
>Basically Blair--
I'm sold, sign me the fuck up.

>> No.13965292

>>13965270
We have those pictures of the blue furred one when caits come up.

>> No.13965296

>>13965279
>Basically Blair
Stop talking
Just stop talking
I'm already singing the paper. You have already sold me. So stop talking

>> No.13965297

>>13965279
The bitch from Soul Eater?

>> No.13965299
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>>13965273
>>13965282
>>13965289
Shut up

>> No.13965301

>>13965297
Yeh.

>> No.13965303

>>13965299
TELL THE REDDITOR ALPS TO STOP RAIDING US!!!!

WE DON'T LIKE THEM!!!!

>> No.13965304

>>13965282
He's not the one jerking it in the corner like a beta bitch while the girls lez out.

>> No.13965306
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>>13965292
This one?

>> No.13965308

>>13965289
yurishit is fucking everywhere, so much that they have an entire board for it. Fucking boring fetish.

>> No.13965310

>>13965306
Yep.

>> No.13965312

>>13965303
Anon, seriously, what are you playing at?

>> No.13965313

>>13965303
The fuck are you doing

>> No.13965319

>>13965308
>>13965304
>>13965289
>>13965282
Please, stop, it was my fault, I shouldn't have asked if he liked ALL the sailors. Should have left well enough alone.

>> No.13965322

>>13965312
It's probably the hivemind effect. In an anonymous environment, it's easy for the vain to convince themselves that those who disagree are one person samefagging, crossboarders, or whatever boogymen, while everyone who agrees with him are real 4channers.

>> No.13965334

I want to be the leader of a group of alps! I want to live with all the alps under one roof!

>> No.13965339

>>13965334
Won't that mean you'll have to screw tons of boys and men to make them into Alps that follow you?

Won't you catch teh gays?

>> No.13965341
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>>13965334

>> No.13965348

>>13965339
Not if I make them alps first!

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>>13965299

>> No.13965352

Something's wrong in this thread. It's shittier than usual, in a bad way.

>> No.13965355
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13965355

Could a Grapesnake beat a Pharaoh in an arm wrestling match?

>> No.13965357

>>13965352
I blame the Miia shitstorm. Bad vibes.

>> No.13965359

>>13965334
How are you going to motivate all the alps to stay united under you?

>> No.13965363

>>13965352
I don't know. I've seen worse.

>> No.13965368

>>13965359
I'll cuddle them and give them plenty of Love and Milk!

>> No.13965373

>>13965357
Which one of the 0 in this exact thread?

>> No.13965378

>>13965355
Actually, that's a good question.
I must see this.

>> No.13965381
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13965381

Centaurs are ________

>> No.13965383

>>13965363
My suspicion isn't shitstorm-wise. I'm seeing a lot of posts in this thread which "style" seem different from the usual since we got here.

>> No.13965384

>>13965373
Actually, there might be a few guys who frequent both threads.
Earlier, someone asked what a manga with the different mangaka including Oyakado would be like, and at least three were like "NUH-UH! FUCK OYAKADO!"
It was weird.

>> No.13965386
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13965386

Ogle the bunny
Grope the bunny
FUCK THE BUNNY

>> No.13965387

>>13965381
Not really my kind of thing.

>> No.13965390

>>13965381
4-legged.

>> No.13965392

>>13965381
Pretty good.
Nightmare is best horsepussy.

>> No.13965395

>>13965384
>Actually, there might be a few guys who frequent both threads
The old core from these threads is from /a/

>> No.13965396

>>13965381
Gross

>> No.13965398

>>13965381
Farm equipment and nothing else.

>> No.13965399

>>13965384
There's a lot of people that hate crabman too.

/mgt/ is weird.

>> No.13965403

>>13965386
Its all she's good for.

>> No.13965406

>>13965399
It's mostly anti haremfags.

>> No.13965411
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13965411

sometimes i have dreams were I AM THE MONSTER GIRL not an alp

What does it mean?

>> No.13965414

>>13965406
>anti-harem
>/mtg/
Are you sure they didn't show up from some other shithole.

>> No.13965415

>>13965392
Can't wait for the new art I commissioned of her to complete.

Shame nobody here'll like it.

>> No.13965416

>>13965403
You say it so despectively, women are for making babies yes, there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.13965420

>>13965411
It means you're gay.

>> No.13965421

>>13965355
Better question, could she win in a sumo wrestling match

>> No.13965424

>>13965411
It means bad things. Very bad things.

>> No.13965427

>>13965399
>>13965395
True, but like, it was different today then it was the other few days.
The question was mentioned off hand in passing at an earlier time, and it was largely just things like people saying, "if those two made something, I'd read it, sure, but they'd need a better writer than themselves."
It wasn't like this latest time.

>> No.13965428

>>13965415
Don't doubt how perverted people here are, I'll probably like it.

>> No.13965429

>>13965414
Nigger don't even act like there isn't tons of anti harem posting here, especially when retards can't distinguish between polyamory and NTR.

>> No.13965430

>>13965381
Best Workout partners and best life partners

>> No.13965431

>>13965411
It's demonic energy entering your butt.

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>>13965415
What did you do, Anonymous?

>> No.13965438

>>13965411
I hope you like being an alp

>> No.13965439

>>13965381
a meme.

>> No.13965440

>>13965415
Is she getting in the hoisepussy

>> No.13965441

>>13965429
Standard day in /a/ then.

What is to be proud of such a shit heritage in the first place? I was introduced to MGs by /d/.

>> No.13965447

>>13965415
>I like horsepussy, but I'm so alone, pls pity me

Fucking really?

>> No.13965448

>>13965424
WHAT kind of bad things?

>> No.13965450

>>13965441
>being proud of that
>being proud of "internet pedigree"

Contempt.jpg

>> No.13965452

>>13965450
Touche.

>> No.13965455

>>13965441
Funny thing is, I was introduced through Ragnarok Online stuff I found on gelbooru.
I saw some Isis pics and I was like "I gotta get more of this." and looked up more lamia pics.
And then I found MGE.

>> No.13965457
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13965457

I had the time so I thought I'd do a quick chapter
Thinking of renaming the series but I've got nothing

Great Winged Sentai Chapter 2: Beast
http://pastebin.com/bzPB4BpS

>> No.13965460

>>13965441
>a shit heritage
Hello 'murrican

>> No.13965462

>>13965381
Mounts.

>> No.13965464
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13965464

>> No.13965466

>>13965441
It's incredibly hazy to me, but all I remember is skimming /a/'s archives and discovering a small list of writefags during january of '14.

>> No.13965467

>>13965462
>You will never ride your centaur waifu into battle

>> No.13965474

>>13965467
Sure, if you want her killed

>> No.13965479

>>13965460
? ? ?

>>13965466
Mine was over 6 years ago so IDK.

>> No.13965480

>>13965441
I fapped to the harpies on WC3 when I was like, 10

>> No.13965481

>>13965474
Who said he meant that kind of battle
Maybe the battle for the last slice of pizza
Or the battle for the best seats in the theatre

>> No.13965482

>>13965467
If I was to have a mount I'd like a spider.
I hate spiders, but the pants shitting factor is there.

>> No.13965489

>>13965474
It's okay, monsters dig widowers and you can get a better wife that way.

>> No.13965490

>>13965482
Liar. We all know you want to be a Spider Rider

>> No.13965492

>>13965480
Everyone jacked off to monster girls before, probably.

What matters is that we weren't enlightened until Mamono was in our lives.

>> No.13965494

>>13965482
That's also the reason I'd love to ride a spider girl into battle. Because its fucking terrifying.

>> No.13965495

>>13965479
>? ? ?
You think mounts don't die on battle or what

>> No.13965499

>>13965495
Nevermind, I thought you were quoting another guy

>> No.13965501

>>13965482
It's a shame Werewolves and Salamanders aren't viable mounts. Then we could toss some Goblins on to them and get a real evil army going.

>> No.13965504
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13965504

Reminder.

>> No.13965506

>>13965490
A friend in college chucked one of his pet tarantulas at me in college. When I came to, I was being restrained by three of my classmates, he was on the ground, bloody and unconscious with a broken cheekbone a dislocated jaw

Ask me if we're friends still.

>> No.13965509

>>13965506
Are you friends still?

>> No.13965513
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13965513

>>13965492
I think this lady here is what really threw me down the monstergirl hole.
Probably why I like leather, come to think about it.
I remember there was, of all things, a Scooby Doo movie that got me into the cute factor of monstergirls.

>>13965504
Well she's not wrong.

>> No.13965516

>>13965504
Cuter than humans for sure.

Cuter than real MGs, not so sure.

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>>13965504
They look better on girls that aren't Elves though.
I still like Elves in that regard.

>> No.13965520

>>13965509
Incredibly enough yeah, can't believe he forgave me to this day.

>> No.13965526

>>13965520
Eh, I would too

>> No.13965531

>>13965504
>ears like a donkey
>cute

I guess, in like how a pug is cute sort of way. Or one of those hairless dogs.

>> No.13965539

>>13965428
>>13965435
Things what this thread will not like.

>>13965447
Uh, no? I was even responding to another guy saying he liked Nightmare, so I don't know where you got that idea...

>>13965440
Yes.

>> No.13965540
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13965540

What would having a slime mother be like?

>> No.13965542

>>13965540
sticky

>> No.13965544

>>13965539
>Things what this thread will not like
Anon...

>> No.13965545

>>13965504
>She says defensively because her Sister-Wife was checking out some cute Cat Girl Ears
Riiiiiiiight. Elf ears. Great.

>>13965513
You mah nigga. LadyDevimon was the first female I was attracted to, period.
I really dropped down the MG hole just randomly browsing Danbooru around 2010 though.

>> No.13965546

>>13965540
Sticky.

>> No.13965548

>>13965540
Gooey.

>> No.13965549

>>13965526
Why?

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13965553

>>13965504
Knife ears get out

>> No.13965557

>>13965545
Why isn't there much porn of LadyDevimon? I've only been able to find /u/ and /d/ shit with only a little good stuff.

>> No.13965559

>>13965549
Because I'd be the one that would chuck a tarantula at your face and you freaking it is entirely justified?
What, did you think this was some sort of Alp den?

>> No.13965561

>>13965540
>slime mom licking your face clean

>> No.13965562

>>13965557
I know, right?

But if we're totally honest, there's not much good art of any Digimon besides Renamon. Fucking furries taking over anything. Angewomon fares moderately better.

Lightsource did a few images recently of Angewomon and LadyDevimon in a foursome that was pretty nice.

>> No.13965564

>>13965504
sauce please

>> No.13965568

>>13965561
>She doesn't even need a towel to lick
>Her fingers will work just fine
Well then.

>> No.13965569

What MG has the best PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN?

>> No.13965570

>>13965559
Same reason. Okay then.

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>>13965540
Pretty sexy I'd imagine. She'd be able to alter her body to fit her sons preferences.

>> No.13965572

I want the Mucus Toad to throw me on the ground, cowgirl me with her soft thighs and powerful legs, and use her long tongue to lick my tears!

>> No.13965573

>>13965540
I don't know why but I can see them being overprotective.

>> No.13965576

>>13965572
>slips on her own mucus and crashes into your chest, knocking herself out

>> No.13965578

>>13965421
pharoah because she's fat and unattractive

>> No.13965579

>>13965571
Incest aside I meant.

>> No.13965585

>>13965573
Oh my, that does sound appealing.

>> No.13965588

>>13965578
I dunno, fat snake ass can go a long ways to helping her out.

>> No.13965589

>>13965576
Well I guess I take her to bed and care for her to make sure she recovers and feels better, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I was disappointed she didn't help fulfill my femdom fantasies.

>> No.13965591

>>13965578
Says how many pounds of overweight snake cloaca? Pharaoh should've put up that wall to keep out the snakes when she had the chance.

>> No.13965596

Dragoons when
I know youre in here

>> No.13965599

>>13965513
>>13965545
Angewomon is better, she also has a Milf Mega form

>> No.13965600

>>13965564
Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari.
Hikikomori Elf princess a best.

>> No.13965601

>>13965596
No bully.

>> No.13965602

>>13965591
Eh, she'd need to bulk but she could keep up.

>> No.13965603

>>13965585
>>13965591
If anyoen here remembers the Fatpophis story, we'd know that Fatpophis would defeat Pharaoh in a Sumo match because of her natural inclination to gain weight and be chubby.

Not that I mind, I'd like a Fatpophis.

>> No.13965605

>>13965570
Well it makes sense dude. It isn't rocket science

>> No.13965606

>>13965601
Don't make me pull up the van.

>> No.13965608

>>13965600
thanks anon

>> No.13965610

How shocked would a Weresheep be if I told her I haven't slept properly for days?

>> No.13965611

>>13965585
This fucking guy...

>> No.13965619

>>13965610
I don't think shock would be an emotion an unshorn weresheep is even capable of feeling. Mildly perturbed maybe, but shock? She'd be somewhat distressed and feel an overwhelming urge to use you as a daki. Basically, nothing new.

>> No.13965621

>>13965610
I don't think she'd be shocked.
She'd just say "Oh sweety, no." and then cuddle you to sleep.

>> No.13965622

>>13965610
I want a succubus waifu so instead of needing to eat or sleep I can just fuck for sustenance!

>> No.13965627

>>13965573
I can see that.

When you're in gradeschool she's afraid of you getting sick or being bullied so she absorbs you and you wear her to school like some kind of mom powersuit.

When you're in middleschool and discover the joys of masturbation she's worried you'll hurt yourself so she sneaks in, finds your porn stash, and leaves a cup full of slime from a certain part of her body for you to use as an onahole.

When you go away to college she stows away in a garbage bag she hid between your socks and t-shirts.

>> No.13965628

>>13965619
>>13965621
>>13965622
How shocked would a Weresheep be if I wore socks and rubbed them on the carpet before touching her wool?

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>>13965355
Who do you think would win?
Her Holy?
Or Apophis's Flare?

>> No.13965632

>>13965606
No, really, it was funny at first, but do you honestly expect to accomplish anything?

>> No.13965635

>>13965632
No, but you can't stop me from having fun.

>> No.13965638

>>13965421
I'd rather they formed a tag team and snuggled me.

>> No.13965639
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>>13965603
Nigga, mistystuffer-tier flesh aprons a shit.
Pic-related is the optimum, preferred level of health.

>> No.13965649

>>13965621
>Oh sweety, no.
This is making me think of a sleepy southern Belle weresheep that wants nothing more than to give you a healthy nights sleep (and cuddlefuck). This is very good thought.

>> No.13965650

>>13965630
Apo

>> No.13965654

>>13965630
Trick question.
They would combine to create a powerful eclipse-like magic that would kill everything within 5 miles.

>> No.13965655

>>13965599
Does Angewomon have a leather costume and chains? No? Then we disagree.

>> No.13965658

>>13965628
moderately

>> No.13965663

>>13965639
I know, but still. Apophises are so great, I'd even take a Fatpophis. Plus she's probably lonely and sweet, at least I'd have emotional fulfillment, and since she's lonely she'd love me and I'd be making someone else happy.

I don't see a negative for loving the poor lonely Fatpophis

>> No.13965667

>>13965630
Non elemental magic>elemental magic

>> No.13965671

>>13965663
She's fat and has awful hygiene,

>> No.13965672

>>13965671
Well nobody is perfect.

>> No.13965673

>>13965672
Filthy neckbeard detected.

>> No.13965676

>>13965673
>Implying
Skeleton who shaves and keeps himself clean master race.

>> No.13965681

>>13965540
What would a slime pregnant with a boy look like?

>> No.13965682

>>13965676
You still like disgusting fatties.

>> No.13965688

>>13965682
It's not about what's on the outside, it's whats on the inside. And inside the Apophis is a kind sweet loving soul, while the Pharaoh is a stuck up bitch who thinks only of herself.

>> No.13965692

>>13965688
Oh it's super about what's on the outside.

Only liars say that shit about what's on the inside.

>> No.13965696

>>13965681
Seeing a human infant develop in real time sounds kinda freaky.

>> No.13965699

>>13964604
Holy shit, that was fast. Stay based, Mono.

>> No.13965700

>>13965688
At least you'll be able to be to the Pharaoh's insides. With the snake, you'll have to wait for her to shift her fat around so yo can have a point of entry.

>> No.13965704

>>13965688
Not entirely true.
Can you imagine having to care for 10,000 other people before yourself? That can leave somebody stressed out.
They're both great girls.

>> No.13965713

>>13965655
You think that white stuff is silk? Nah that's leather too.
Also who needs chains?
Not me.

>> No.13965722

>>13965713
But anon, You're not me.
And I freely admit to fantasizing about a LadyDevimon tying me down with those chains and raping me.

Besides, I like succubi a whole lot more than I like angels when it comes to monstergirls.

>> No.13965741

>>13965688
>it's what's on the inside that counts

Garbage.

>> No.13965751

>>13965722
Not the guy your talking about but I'll always be an angelwoman man myself.

Haman looks best with her hair down.

>> No.13965762

>>13965599
>>13965713
>>13965722
I like both, and in fact like Angels more than Succubi in general.

But goddamn if something about LadyDevimon just doesn't set me off.
Still ordered that Angewomon statue all the same though.

>> No.13965769

>>13965381
Cute.

>>13965392
>Nightmare is best horsepussy.
This guy knows what's up.

>> No.13965779

>>13965692
>>13965741
But anons, on the outside all monster girls are monsters! To love a monster girl is to fully embrace the concept of inner beauty and seeing them as a human on the inside, even if outside they have fur, fangs, scales, slime, or something!

>>13965700
Please do not bully the fatpophis

>>13965704
>They're both great girls.
Well I guess I can concede that

>> No.13965786
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13965786

Sword Tsukumogami when?

>> No.13965789

>>13965779
I'll bully her all I want! She's fat! She's ugly! She smells! She'll die of a heart attack during sex!

>> No.13965791

>>13965786
Careful you don't cut yourself on those edges there, pal.

>> No.13965797

>>13965779
>seeing them as a human on the inside

U wot?

>> No.13965799

>>13965791
Mamonomojo, son.

>> No.13965800

>>13965799
>Cut yourself on waifu
>Bleed cum
Thanks DL

>> No.13965811

>>13965800
>Almost cut dick off with a saw
>Saw turns into a cute girl and she starts blowing me.

Darn demon lord.

>> No.13965827

>>13965800
>Cut yourself on your waifu
>she's now pregnant
Thanks Mamanobama

>> No.13965832

>>13965827
>Get mad and cut your waifu in half with a sword.
>End up with two smaller twins of her and a sword wife.

>> No.13965841

>>13965832
Amateur mistake you need a blessed sword to do any serious monster killing.

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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13965850

>>13965789
No, stop bullying her, if you keep bullying her she'll spend all night crying and cuddling! And she's not ugly and mamono magic will keep her safe from medical conditions!

>>13965797
Human in the philosophical sense. Do you see an Oomukade as a giant bug, or as a cute awkward girl who needs a hug?

>> No.13965854

>>13965841
>Implying a blessed sword won't become angel waifu and still leave you with two wife clones.

Sorry Anon, there's no winning.

>> No.13965860

>>13965841
>get blessed sword
>turns into sword-angel keen on handling your "blessed sword"

>> No.13965870

>>13965854
>>13965860
>Not just getting a wizard to enchant all your gear to avoid all this bullshit

>> No.13965872

>>13965850
>Oomukade as a giant bug, or as a cute awkward girl who needs a hug?
I see them as ferocious predators for awkward and gloomy surprise sex.

>> No.13965875

>>13965870
>Trusting a wizard
Your asking for worse than that Anon.

>> No.13965877

>>13965870
>getting a wizard to do anything for you

Enjoy the dick growing out of your forehead.

>> No.13965900

>>13965872
Oomukade are for getting fit and muscled!
Take her lifting!
Get her strong!
Let her find the man of her dreams!

In unrelated news, ZZ continues to be silly.

>> No.13965902 [SPOILER] 
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We talking about angels?

>> No.13965917

>>13965902
>tfw no yandere Ophanim onee-san

>> No.13965922

>>13965917
What's she gonna do? Hit me with her wings?

>> No.13965925

>>13965877

>Not ramming your MG waifu with your new Dickhorn

do you even try.

>> No.13965931

>>13965877
He'd probably just curse the guy with a dick that would always be too big for a monster girl to take in.
worst part is it never shrinks.

>> No.13965932

>>13965917
Ophanim?

>> No.13965933 [SPOILER] 
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DON'T OPEN IT

>> No.13965934

>>13965933
I opened it.

>> No.13965935

>>13965933
Opened it, now what?

>> No.13965936

>>13965933
That isn't anything to lose a head over.

>> No.13965937

>>13965933
Nigga I totally anticipated that would be yanmoth, yet it isn't.

>> No.13965938

>>13965877
>he doesn't want a fairy waifu/treasure detector whose effectiveness rises the more aroused she is

It's like you want to suck at life.

>> No.13965942

>>13965933
inb4 it's a fucking bomb

Fuck you Jack

>> No.13965945

>>13965933
Why would I not open a picture of a cute dullahan?
Unless she's stalking me now?

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>>13965937
Sorry about that.

>> No.13965947

>>13965933
I'm head over heels for her!

>> No.13965948

>>13965942
Jack did nothing wrong. It's only your fault for opening it.

>> No.13965952

>>13965942
>opening it

Kekadoodledoo.

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>>13964604
oh my

>> No.13965958

>>13965954
She's getting her hair ruffled.

>> No.13965964

>>13964677
>Frog skin mucus
>snot
Stop spreading misinformation faggot.

>> No.13965969

>>13965954
Draw something nice pls. Crow tengu in wedding dress.

>> No.13965975

>>13964948
To be fair that is a pretty good idea

Just use a different phone each time and disguise your voice.

Call him in the middle of the night and pretend to be an old lady, and tell him to kill himself.

Keep watch outside his bedroom and the moment him and his wife try to start fucking, call him in the middle and tell him to kill himself.

Practice your Kermit the Frog impression and, while he's at a fancy restaruant, call him and tell him to kill himself.

>> No.13965986

>>13965954
Mono has done well by us all this day.

You gun' step up and show us a bit of Day-One swag too?

>> No.13965991
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13965991

>>13965917

>> No.13965992

>>13965954
Loli loli on the wall, when will Mono take comissions again?

>> No.13966004

>>13965992
Well, he did that Pharaoh a short time ago on a whim.

Hopefully it's a good sign of more time for him to take on other things.

>> No.13966007

>>13965991
That image was already posted.

>> No.13966016

>>13965986
http://puu sh/jHKLh/9b0dd02c2e.jpg

working on other stuff atm so no

>> No.13966019

>>13965954
What is that thing?

>> No.13966024

>>13966016
Hazmat suits! Get your hazmat suits here!
Don't get caught in a shitstorm without them! Only $99.95!

>> No.13966028

>>13966016
Meh.

>> No.13966031

>>13966016
Could use some work. Especially shading.

>> No.13966034

>>13966016
Aww well, that's a shame...

Liking how it's coming along. The shading and coloring looks pretty.

>> No.13966035

>>13966016
woo

>> No.13966036

>>13966016
Is this .less? I can't tell, the art style doesn't look like his, but I can't tell who it is if not him.

>> No.13966041

>>13966031
aint done

>> No.13966045

>>13966016
>Yuri
Oh well. Still looks nice.
Need to commission more shit in the future.

>> No.13966047

>>13966016
Don't really like the breasts on the dragon. Can't really put my finger on it, seems a bit too... rigid?

>> No.13966052

>>13966016
What the fuck are doing you idiot.

>> No.13966056

>>13966016
That dragon is niiiiiiice

>> No.13966057

>>13966016
>>13966047
Yeah, I agree with this. Maybe it's just cause the shading is incomplete, but they look kinda...square? Boxy?

>> No.13966058

>>13966047
He never has been able to do tits right.

>> No.13966059

>>13966036
>shovel shaped sameface
>plasticy look on his characters
>static poses
Of course it's him.

>> No.13966065

Glad to see /mgt/ back to normal.

Automaton MG when?

>> No.13966069

>>13966059
>Sameface
I've been noting that less and les.
>Plasticy look
I don't even get this honestly.
>Static Poses
No defense. They look alright sometime, but there's a distinct lack of...energy, to his pics. Apparently he's been trying to work on it. Evidently, he's not quite there.

>>13966058
I disagree. One of his images of FutaCat had quite arguably some of the nicest breasts I ever did see.
Of course, there's a whole other set of issues with that...but still, nice tits there.

>> No.13966075
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13966075

>>13966065

You already got Mecha Ushi.

>> No.13966080

>>13966065
Years ago, see: Golem.

>> No.13966087
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13966087

>>13966065
KC did mention them IIRC.

Question is, how mechanical will they be?

>> No.13966088

>>13966080
I want to give my golem extra large powercells and some extra gel padding!

>> No.13966089

>>13966069
That's just depressing if true. Because it means the only time he's able to do things right is when he's just trying to troll.

>> No.13966090

>>13965848
Channel that frustration into writing Holst guy! You can do it!

>> No.13966091

>>13966016
Get the fuck out.

>> No.13966094

>>13966089
Evil comes easy.

>> No.13966095

>>13966089
The face on his Cait Sith troll pic was also different and more animated compared to his norm...

>> No.13966101

Does anyone have that pastebin of the story with the world of elves?

>> No.13966104

>>13966016
>yurishit
no

>> No.13966106

>>13966088
How much gel padding are we talking here? And where?

>> No.13966108

>>13966089
Danon as Napolean was also very energetic.

>> No.13966110

>>13966101
I don't think we have a story like that.

What I do wish is that yandere planet thing receives a continuation.

>> No.13966114

>>13966110
He means the old /tg/ caps of elf planet. There's no pastebin.

>> No.13966115
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13966115

>>13966101
it wasn't a pastebin, but I got your back anon

>> No.13966117

>>13966106
Well, I don't want her to scrape and bang against chairs when she sits so about volley ball sized packs near her exhaust port should do, nice and soft ones too.

>> No.13966119

>>13966110
Haven't heard of that. Sounds interesting.
Link?

I was something like a long-time resident explaining to the reader what is was like on this world.
I can't exactly remember.

>> No.13966121

>>13966016
Fuck off.

>> No.13966125

Does Mucus Toad have the best legs&feet in all of MGE?

>> No.13966127

>>13966119
It's this buddy >>13966115

>> No.13966128

>>13966115
Thank m80, been looking for this.

>> No.13966138
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13966138

>>13966128
cheers

>> No.13966139

>>13966117
Acceptable, but needs to be paired with a broad pelvic chassis.

>> No.13966140

>>13965186
Please no autism, we all know human boys aren't real.

>> No.13966142

>>13966125
She has amazing thighs, but I'm not sure if they're the best ones.

>> No.13966144

>>13966125
You know what they say about big feet...

>> No.13966145
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>> No.13966150

>>13966125
Probably not and no.

>> No.13966153
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13966153

So, what happened with Vengeance? Was it finished? Was it a Bad End?
Did YBA dissapear?

>> No.13966157

>>13966125
I prefer Jinko's.

>> No.13966158

>>13966153
He's still around. Vengeance is ongoing.

>> No.13966159

>>13966153
Who cares, story was shit and the MC was a faggot.

>> No.13966164

>>13966153
>Did YBA dissapear?
Were you even around when he wrote Graystorm?

>> No.13966171

>>13966164
N-no? What happened?

>> No.13966174

>>13966139
Yeah, leg units are pretty thick on this model so I had to upgrade that area so it didn't look too out of wack.

>> No.13966175

When will 12 beast continue being translated?

>> No.13966178

>>13966171
>What happened?
Nothing bad, he just put out Graystorm on July 31st.

Where have you been anyways.

>> No.13966194

>>13966171
Graystorm is his newest story.
He just put it out.

>> No.13966210

>>13966175

7Seas of Puns only.

>> No.13966224

>>13966210
But I don't want to spend money on overpriced manga.

>> No.13966228

>>13966178
>>13966194
Oh, alright.
Thanks Anon.

>> No.13966229

Good night Anons.

Take it easy and don't burn down the thread!
The Kiki's and Shoggoths will be awfully mad if you do.

>> No.13966235

>Less posts a baity pic
>Around half the replies are legitimate critiques on the piece
I don't know what this feeling is.

>> No.13966236

>>13966229
Fuck you anon, I do what I want!

>> No.13966246

>>13966235
It's the night hours, where people don't sperg out over stuff that's not actually bait.

>> No.13966248

>>13966246
It's baity.

>> No.13966250

>>13966248
It really isn't

>> No.13966252

>>13966246
Who are you kidding here? Less only drew it for bait potential. Either that or he's being paid to draw it by a person who wants it for bait potential.

>> No.13966254

>>13966250
>Posting yuri in the anti-yuri hugbox isn't baity
k

>> No.13966255

>>13966016
Leave.

>> No.13966257

>>13964640
Yes, it's called "inspiration". The froggie caused it.

>> No.13966258

>>13966248
It's a commission.
I'd give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he wasn't actually trying to start shit.
He even posted it in a puush.
Of course, in giving him the benefit of the doubt, I may be insinuating he's an idiot. But he did come here the other day saying trolling is fun, so that's kind of a point in my favor.

>>13966252
I'm pretty sure Anubifucker commissioned it.
He's not after anybody.

>> No.13966259
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13966259

>>13966250

>> No.13966262

>>13966246
This post is actually the bait.

>> No.13966265

>You will never venture into a demonic energy filled Zone collecting artifacts while fucking both monster girl mutants and stalkers.

It hurts.

>> No.13966266

>>13966259
>>13966254
>>13966262
The general point is, nobody fell for it, so it's all good.
How about them monster girls, right?

>> No.13966267

>>13964651
Only last thread we got Toad smut and nobody got upset it was him. Not even you. Explain yourself.

>> No.13966271

>>13966265
Why would I want to fuck the angry Ukrainian men?

>> No.13966272

>>13966258
>Anubisfucker commissioned it
He willingly commissioned a drawing of his favorite monster girl getting NTRed from him by his second favorite monster girl?

That makes him a cuck. A literal cuck.

Speaking of commissioners, what's your guys favorite commissioner person?

>> No.13966273

>>13966258
>It's a commission.
I never once said it was bait, I said it was baity, i.e. holding the qualities of bait. Now whether it was made purely to be bait and only bait, commissioned to be bait or only bait, commissioned because of a legitimate yuri fag and posted here to be bait, or none of the above, regardless, it is a baity picture.

>> No.13966274

>>13966266
No, it's time to hate yuri now.

>> No.13966276

>>13966246
>where people don't sperg out
LIAR

>> No.13966281

>>13966272
>Two of your favourite MGs making out makes a cuck
That's some amazing mental gymnastics. You should go to the Olympics

>> No.13966282

>>13966273
Alright, I think I can agree to that.
Still, see >>13966266.

>> No.13966283

>>13966271
Anon you might want to reread that, although to be fair I should have phrased it "monster girl mutants and monster girl stalkers"

My bad.

>> No.13966287

>>13966258
Then it's time for anubisfucker to die.

>> No.13966288

>>13966281
Dude

>> No.13966289

>>13966272
You mean artist?
Or commissioner for artists?

>> No.13966290

>>13966164
I still need to read that...

>> No.13966292

>>13966283
I mean it's not like I wouldn't a Nimble, but come on.

>> No.13966294

>>13966272
I like Gunstar alot.
He also hangs out in the /v/ drawthreads like I do.

>> No.13966296

>>13966281
But he is right.

>> No.13966298

>>13966281
Gr8 b8

>> No.13966299
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>>13966281

>> No.13966303

>>13966296
>>13966288
You know he's fucking baiting you right?

>> No.13966305

>>13966292
Nimble's more of a faggot than an Alp.

>> No.13966306
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13966306

>"You don't have enough gold for that, boyim!"

>> No.13966307

>>13966289
The commissioner for artists, who has money and has shit drawn that people actually like by decent artists.

>> No.13966308

>>13966272
Did you not consider that they were both his? That one were preparing the other for him? That one were consoling the other in his absence?

>> No.13966309

>>13966272
Is this place really so fucking far gone that someone commissioning fucking art is enough to be labeled a cuck?

>> No.13966314
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13966314

Maybe they were setting up a threesome.

>> No.13966315

>>13966306
What am I buying?

>> No.13966316

>>13966309
Welcome to /mgt/.

>> No.13966317

>>13966306
I'm going to pick you up and carry you with me. Deal with it.
I'll pay you in meals.

>> No.13966319

>>13966309
Yes, embrace the madness.

>> No.13966320

>>13966309
You are paying someone to take a character you want to fuck and marry, and draw them getting fucked by another character that isn't at the least a self insert

What do you call that?

>> No.13966321

>>13966272
>There's only one of each species of MG
>Girls making out makes me a cuck
See >>13966281
Really, you've a talent.

Anyway, out of the artists I've commissioned they each have certain qualities about them that I like. But overall I'd say that Mono's probably my favorite. The soft tones he uses for his coloring creates a unique and simply lovable look that no other artist has.

>> No.13966322

>>13966306
>"There must be another way I can pay for it."
>Armor clatters to the ground

>> No.13966328

>>13966303
So you say. Yurifags, they don't surprise me at all.

>> No.13966331

>>13966322
>Freaky porno music starts playing

>> No.13966332

>>13966320
>You are paying someone to take a character you want to fuck and marry, and draw them getting fucked by another character you want to fuck and marry
FTFY

And I call it a threeway, dingus.

>> No.13966333

>>13966320
>take a character you want to fuck and marry
autism

>> No.13966334

>>13966320
>Being so delusional thinking people can be cucked from their imaginary waifus by an imaginary character.

>> No.13966335

>>13966328
At least they aren't neutral.

>> No.13966339
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>> No.13966346

>>13966306
Why does a tanuki have reptile-like pupils?
Is this some form of trick?

>> No.13966347

>>13966235
I didn't liked the pic, but I didn't want this to happen either.

>> No.13966348

>>13966321
>cuckold - be sexually unfaithful to one's partner in marriage; "She cheats on her husband"; "Might her husband be wandering?"

Didn't want to be that guy but, yes, you are a fucking cuck.

>> No.13966349

>>13966339
When are you gonna take requests again, man?

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>>13966335
DON'T YOU FUCKING GET ME STARTED

NEUTRALS

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13966355

>>13966333
Are you saying you don't have autism?

>> No.13966356
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13966356

But no seriously...
What if it was a threesome?

>> No.13966357

>>13966339
>not bait

>> No.13966358

>>13966339
When will Haohi get gangbanged by fat faceless old men like the double standard slut she is?
Aftyn HAS written NTR in the past y'know.

>> No.13966361

>>13966356
They're having fun, let them shitpost.

>> No.13966362

>>13966348
You cant cuck or be cucked by an imaginary character you autist.

>> No.13966363

>>13966334
Oh yeah, then why do people hate NTR so much? Why have fans of a character near fucking rioted when she's not pure anymore, be it legit or by rape?

>> No.13966364

>>13966356
Then the guy claiming "cuck" would look like even more of an idiot

>> No.13966365
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13966365

>>13966334
So you want to be fictionally cucked by fictional characters?

That's pretty pathetic where you can't even imagine a fictional character wanting you and would rather imagine them fucking someone else.

>>13966356
Yeah, or maybe it's an "Open Relationship" Anubisfucker keep watch on your fictional Wii U it'll be gone by the nightfall

>> No.13966366

>>13966356
It was just plain old rape, Miia. The tentacles went inside you.

>> No.13966367

>>13966356
It's plain yurishit.

>> No.13966368

>>13966287
Ouch. You wound me anon.

>>13966307
Oh. In that case I agree with >>13966294
Gunstar thinks up some great stuff.

>>13966320
>>13966348
>There's only one of each kind of MG
See, by your logic, everyone who shares the same kind of waifu is either a cuck, or part of a reverse harem. Stop being stupid.

>>13966308
>>13966356
They're not, but if such mental gymnastics and headcanon help people get through the thread without throwing a fit, more power to 'em.
Tried to get a seperate threesome pic from Butter-T, but never heard back from him. Maybe I should try poking him, buuuut...kind of broke right now. Maybe in October.

>> No.13966371

>>13966368
>They're not
Well, fuck you too.

>> No.13966375

>>13966368
Cuck.

>> No.13966378

>>13966367
>>13966366
>>13966365
Goddammit, I'm gettin' real mad at this shitposting.
I'm so mad right now, I'm gonna have sex with my waifu, so I won't be so mad.

>> No.13966379

>>13966368
Wouldn't it have been better to have paid for Anubis, Dragon, and even Nightmare all on a bed presenting themselves to the viewer? Then it would've definitely been a foursome with no cuck undertones.

>> No.13966380

>>13966362
Anubis is your waifu and she's getting fucked by someone else. You said you're not a cuck, but by definition you are, live with it.

Let it be known from this day forward that anubisfucker is a yurishit cuck.

>> No.13966383

>>13966368
Zhana pls, are you upset because we haven't been circlejerking over your bossy bum-mutt?

>> No.13966385

>>13966379
But there isn't any in the picture itself
You generated this undertone with your mind

>> No.13966387

>>13966363
Because they are idiots who get so involved in a relationship with an imaginary character that when someone pops their bubble they explode like children who where just told Santa is not real.

>>13966365
>So you want to be fictionally cucked by fictional characters?
I can't be cucked from a fictional character by a fictional character of anyone else because cucking requires an existing relationship between two people.
Also cukholding is a shit fetish.

>> No.13966389

>>13966368
>by your logic

No, when you claim a waifu, she stays frozen in the moment you claimed her, perfect, any other man claiming the same girl gets his own, this is waifuism 101 you fucking cuck.

>> No.13966390

>>13966379
Unless your paying money for his commission dont fucking tell someone else what would be "better".

>> No.13966391
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13966391

>>13966368
How does this make you feel Zhana?

>> No.13966392

I fucking love you guys.

>> No.13966393

Boy, all of this talk about whether or not a guy is a cuckold sure makes me want to talk about monster girls.
How about them monster girls, huh?

>> No.13966394

>>13966390
He's right though. It would be better.

>> No.13966396

>>13966390
>Don't criticize anyone's tastes ever! Even if they post it in public, don't ever offer anything other than a positive opinion!

>> No.13966397

>Anubisfucker is a cuck
Ahahahahahahaha

>> No.13966400

>>13966391
I'm pretty sure in that scenario, he has become the purpleman

>> No.13966401
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13966401

Appreciate Elven Wights!

>> No.13966407

>>13966401
l'll appreciate that midriff

>> No.13966408

>>13966375
>>13966380
>>13966389
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Or perhaps you use it so frequently to express your own insecurities?
And, to play into your insane little waifu circlejerk for a moment, it should be fairly obvious that the Anubis depicted in that picture isn't intended to be "Mai waifu". That Anubis wears fancy dresses and floats about in space.

>>13966379
But that's not the point of this image. And there aren't any cuck undertones, that's just one anon being stupid. That is a fantastic idea though. Gonna put it on my list. It's a long list.

>>13966383
>Upset
What makes you think that? I'm giggling at the one anon's stupidity and otherwise wondering how long it'll be till this blows over and I go back to being ignored and forgotten except by the one anon who bought a van.

>>13966391
So utterly confused. I mean, I applaud this purple guy's taste; would invite him and his Anubis to a BBQ. But seriously, why self-insert as goddamn Wonderman?

>>13966378
This anon has the right idea.

>> No.13966409

>>13966016
At least it's not futa. Yet. r-right?

>> No.13966410

>>13966401
Fuck you

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13966411

>>13966401
That's not even a good-looking Wight, man.
If you're gonna talk about Wights, they have to look good.

>> No.13966412

>>13966401
Normal wights are better.

>> No.13966414

>>13966401
Eh, I'd love it.

>> No.13966415
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13966415

>Tonight on FOX news, Anthony Burch has been taken off of Suicide Watch. When asked why, he replied "At least I'm not Anubisfucker." More at 11.

>> No.13966416

>>13966400
Purpleman has a face, so it can't be self insert.

>> No.13966418

>>13966408
From now on you are cuck. Just embrace it.

>> No.13966419

>>13966401
She's actually a spirit that is possessing her own corpse.
What does that make her, like a lich or something?

>> No.13966421

>>13966410
Why? Did I trigger you somehow?

>> No.13966422

>>13966419
Alive

>> No.13966424

>>13966419
She's no Lich, not enough magic. I'll just call her a Wight.

>> No.13966425

>>13966390
Get the fuck back to tumblr with that bullshit fucking logic.

>> No.13966426

>>13966409
Now that you say that, I suddenly realize that I have absolutely no interest in commissioning futa stuff, nor any plans to do so. Huh.

>>13966415
Now that one kinda hurts.

>> No.13966427

>>13966408
No one cares, you are a cuck now and forever, and a yurifag which makes you as bad as futafags and monsterboyfags. Begone.

>> No.13966431

>>13966419
Aren't regular people supposedly just bodies possessed by their own souls? The only difference here is that Sylvanas doesn't have a pulse.

>> No.13966433
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13966433

>>13966415

>> No.13966440

Remember, no matter how bad your life gets, at least you aren't anubicuck.

>> No.13966442

>>13966422
Her body is dead though; no heart beat, rotting, etc.

>> No.13966444

>>13966427
>Begone
I'm genuinely curious if anons think this actually does anything, or if they just say it to make themselves feel better.

Hell I'm pretty sure that one anon who tried, failed, and was laughed at for making a Monster Boy Thread is still here, lurking with the rest of us.

>> No.13966446

>>13966415
Clever.

>> No.13966451

>>13966440
If this really does become a thing, I just want all you anons to know, and be assured, that I will in fact have died a little inside.

So, y'know, accomplishments.

>> No.13966452

>>13966431
So what does that make her? A zombie?

>> No.13966453

>>13966444
Well lets be honest, just like this thread attacks Zhana for trying out different fetishes, it also baselessly attacks those that are interested in monster boys, and I think we can all agree that the way people here react to them is a bit over the top.

>> No.13966456

>>13966442
Then I guess a zombie?

>> No.13966459

>>13966444
I'm not expecting him to leave just like that, simply letting him know he's joined the ranks of the unwelcome, he has fallen from grace. And that monsterboyfag isn't here, I've seen him in /v/ and /d/ a few times though.

>> No.13966460

>>13966427
>look at me guys, I can be a dank meemer too, just look at these buzzwords!
>am I cool yet?

>> No.13966469

>>13966444
As long as they behave(keep their mouths shut), they are fine.

>> No.13966476

>>13966453
>attacks Zhana for trying out different fetishes
>trying out different fetishes
heeheehee.

>> No.13966478

>>13966453
>downplaying it
>defending monsterboys

I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.13966479

>>13966451
This is all your fault, dummy.

>> No.13966480
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>>13966427
I don't think it's fair to be so harsh on the guy. He made one commission, after all.

Also, I'd hate to see someone else get yelled at to the point where they're angry at us like fujofag.
I don't have plans to commission much more than vanilla, but if I did happen to toe the line, I'd hope I wouldn't be asked to leave so abruptly.
Also, monstergirls. Because monstergirls.

>> No.13966481

>>13966453
>baselessly attacks those that are interested in monster boys
>baselessly
No.

>> No.13966487

>>13966460
>objective truth is a dank meme

You aren't even trying.

>> No.13966488

>>13966452
The mechanics surrounding Magic and souls and all that shit varies so much from setting to setting that it's difficult to pin-point exactly if a creature called a zombie within a setting is the same thing as a another creature by the same name in a different one.

>> No.13966492

>>13966480
What's that stench?

>> No.13966493

>>13966480
Quiet, you. We're yelling at each other to distract us from the pain of no monster waifus.

>> No.13966495

>>13966480
Anon, he has committed 4 of our deadly sins, he has made his bed, FUCK HIM.

>> No.13966496

>>13966446
What's clever about i-OH. Just clicked.

Fox Girls in Newscaster suits when?

>>13966453
Well yes, but that doesn't really answer the question.

>>13966459
>Ranks of the Unwelcome
Please.
>And that monsterboyfag isn't here, I've seen him in /v/ and /d/ a few times though.
How can you tell though? Just cause he's stopped trying to push MBs doesn't mean he's not still here.

>>13966469
Never going to get me to stop saying "Anubis/Dragon/Nightmare/etc. a cute!" whenever I deem it semi-relevant.

>>13966479
To an extent. Half mine, half .less'.

>>13966480
Oh no worries. I passed the boundary of anger into apathy and amusement weeks ago.

>>13966495
Four?

>> No.13966499

>>13966495
What are these deadly sins?

>> No.13966500

>>13966495
>Four
Four?

>> No.13966501

>Another joins the ranks of the boogeymen
Eh.

What's wrong with being a cuck? I mean really? It's just less, it's not like he's wasting the time of some one like mono or loen. Less does this shit for free. And it's not like it affects us. Why not let a cuck cuck away in his own private shame?

>> No.13966505

>>13966495
I can smell the autism reeking from this post

>> No.13966507

>>13966496
I would like to feel bad about you. But no.

>> No.13966508

>>13966505
It's pretty bad, yeh.

>> No.13966511

>You will never fuck Anubisfucker's waifu as he watches
>You will never make him pay alimony s you continue to plow her

>> No.13966512

>>13966501
Speaking as the accused, there is a metric shit-ton wrong with being a cuck. Also this is bait.

>Less does this shit for free
Pretty close to it.

>> No.13966513

>>13966496
>To an extent. Half mine, half .less'.
I had a bit of respect for you, but after this there is none. I mean you just threw the guy you paid under the bus. You could've at least taken the fall like an honorable leader but you, you've got to try and pass the blame off to someone else. You're like the captain who crashes his ships and is the first one to the lifeboat.

Shame

>> No.13966515

>>13966496
Wait, so is Fox News in MGC a conservative news network staffed entirely by fox type monster girls?

Is Bill O'Reilly now a kitsune?
What's the feminine form of bill?

>> No.13966518

>>13966496
the only form of atonement I will accept is a dragoon chapter

>> No.13966521

>>13966512
Personally, yeah. But if you're going to be a shit human being, it's not exactly like it's contagious. Certainly not over fucking 4chan of all places.

>> No.13966523

>>13966511
Hey, at least it seems I can commision it.

>> No.13966526
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13966526

I still like you Anubisfucker! And people hate me way more than they hate you, so it's all good.

>> No.13966529

>>13966521
Not contagious, no. It sucks in other cucks like a wet sponge, or that one time when you feed a cute mouse and then she brings hundreds of her little friends with her the next evening.

>> No.13966530

>>13966526
Are you a cuck too?

>> No.13966533

>>13966530
Hell no. People hate me for entirely different reasons.

>> No.13966534

>>13966513
Not him. But to be fair, .less doesn't really have any self-respect so he likely doesn't mind being thrown under the bus.

>> No.13966539

>>13966530
No, he's an Alp

>> No.13966540

>Anon comes home from his dead end, soul sucking job
>If he doesn't get more money, he'll be evicted at the end of the month
>He's never considered whoring himself out before, but desperate times and all that
>As he makes his way out in the wee hours of the morning, he's greeted by the sight if a dragon emerging from his neighbor's house, turning momentarily to plant a deep, sloppy kiss on the anubutt in the house
>He manages to overhear her telling her no to sleep with her husband tonight, she's got plans for that wolfcunt and wants it clean
>Anon gets in his car before they take purchase of him
>Looking in the rearview mirror he says to himself
>"At least I'm not Anubicuck"

>> No.13966542

>>13966539
How?

>> No.13966543

>>13966534
It doesn't matter, it's about taking responsibility and manning up for your actions. Even Alp is manlier, since he at least doesn't try to blame other people for his fuck ups.

Alp is actually manlier than Anubisfucker, what kind of world do we live in?

>> No.13966544

>>13966529
>It sucks in other cucks like a wet sponge
This ain't like futa or yuri where they have obvious numbers. I'd get it if there were an /NTR/ board and some fag was like,
>Hey these guys like the same things we like!

But that doesn't exist. It's just a scattering of lone, sick men.

>> No.13966547

>>13966496
How about you stop replying to everything, you attention starved fuck.

>> No.13966548

>All these people shitting on another okay guy
You do know you've essentially invited another guy to become a shitposter, right?
Or at the very least, made yourself another topic for shitposting where there is none, right?

>> No.13966550

>>13966016
He could add a faceless guy fucking her from behind. I don't know, this is kinda dumb now.

>> No.13966552

>>13966496
Because he couldn't help it if he was, plus I recognize his typing style.

>> No.13966553

>>13966511
That's good because if you did you'd be a fictional entity because mai waifu doesn't exist ;_;

>>13966513
What? It is half and half here. I commissioned it, but .less is the one who posted it today. But I'll freely admit that, if he hadn't, I would have linked it when it was done regardless. And I was expecting fallout, but not this cuck nonsense.

>>13966511
>>13966523
>>13966540
Now that's just malicious.

>>13966515
Betty?

>>13966526
Alp?

>> No.13966554

>>13966542
MAMONOMANA

>> No.13966556

>>13966550
I mean he could. Yeah.
This argument is pretty dumb.

>> No.13966557

>>13966553
>>13966554
This is getting creepy again.

>> No.13966562

Isn't Anubisfucker the same faggot who wanted sloppy seconds with his "waifu"?

>> No.13966563

>>13966553
Stop it, it's painful to read.

>> No.13966564

I'm looking at that frog girl again and I've realized my favorite thing about her.
Her skin and slime make it look like she's wearing an oily latex body-suit.

>> No.13966565

>>13966552
Creeper Anon?

>>13966547
I'm bored and it's amusing. Sue me.

>>13966562
Oh-ho-ho fuck no.

>> No.13966566

>>13966564
Wanna wrassle?

>> No.13966569
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13966569

I bring this, take it to save the thread from cuckoldry!

>> No.13966570

>>13966548
>okay guy
>not an attention whore, spamming, RP'ing piece of shit

Nice try.

>> No.13966572

>>13966553
Dude, you commissioned yuri, even if it's that fake "we're so lonely we'll fuck anything" porn yuri. You had to know this was coming.

Personally I won't call you a cuck or think that much less of you. But you just blew it bigger than Nyaanon admitting he was playing the guessing game. If you didn't respond personally at all to confirm anything, this wouldn't be half the drama that it's snowballing into.

>> No.13966573

>>13966569
I don't want to take it.

>> No.13966577
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>>13966569
I'll take it!

>> No.13966579
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13966579

Oh my god, you guys!
If you don't start talking about monster girls, right now, I'm gonna fuckin

>> No.13966580

>>13966569
Anubiscuck pls take it.. i guess it's kinda useless now

>> No.13966582

I want to impregnate anubisfucker's wife!

>> No.13966583

>>13966564
Yeah, I love the slippery, shiny look too. Finding a grip on her might be a problem, though.

>> No.13966585

>>13966579
Fucking who?

>> No.13966586
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13966586

>>13966564
I want to get mouthraped by a clingy Mucus Toad.

>> No.13966588

>>13966579
Anon?!

>> No.13966589

>>13966579
Guess what Alpie-boy? You can't force people to talk about thread related things when they're arguing anymore people can force you to stop talking about Gundam.

>> No.13966590

>it could be you one day
>you could be just contributing what you think worthy, posting some art you commissioned, some art you drew, some story you wrote
>and the thread will tear out your heart and spit in the gaping cavity before encircling you to watch you bleed out
You guys are spoopy

>> No.13966593

>>13966582
Which one? He has three.

>> No.13966597

>>13966557
Once you figure out someones personality and writing style it's pretty easy to spot their posts, especially if they're as active as you. If you're observant, anyways.

>> No.13966598

>>13966583
>this was actually brought up in the smut about her
What other girls are slippery?

>> No.13966599

>>13966572
Why does it matter if he commissioned yuri? Its his money let him spend it how he wants.

>> No.13966602

>>13966553
In about 5 months, nobody's going to care.
So relax.

>> No.13966606

>>13966582
Get in the line.
>>13966590
Heh, he knew the rules.

>> No.13966608

>>13966590
and someone will fap to it

>> No.13966609

>>13966586
Think of the thigh-jobs a Mucus Toad could give
Those delicious thighs

>> No.13966610

>>13966590
>you could be just contributing what you think worthy
It's yuri, don't kid yourself here. It was a time bomb waiting to happen. It's not something innocent like a Dragon girl at the park, or a Golem having a picnic. This was made with the capacity of stirring shit, and posted here to do so.

>>13966599
You're right, but if he didn't want to be judged and mocked he should've made sure it never saw the light of day to anyone but him and less. It's not even that hard to tell a artist you want to keep something private.

>> No.13966612

>>13966597
Not him, but that's how I did it back during the /a/ shitstorms.

>> No.13966614

>>13966590
No, it won't happen to most of us, because most of us are smart enough to avoid landmines.

>> No.13966615

>>13966590
Or he could have simply kept quiet and nobody would have given much of a fuck beyond some ">yuri" responses.

>> No.13966617

So dragons and anubi are NTR'ers now? What about nightmares?

Man this guy has some serious shit taste.

>> No.13966618

>>13966599
It matters that he commissioned it and said who he was and was going to post it here regardless.

That's not even bait. That's chumming the waters into a feeding frenzy.

>> No.13966620

>>13966593
All of them obviously.

>> No.13966621

>>13966570
that's every namefag but monorus and loen

>> No.13966622

>>13966599
He posted it here.

>> No.13966623

>>13966617
>Talking shit about Nightmares
You just did not

>> No.13966624
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13966624

>>13966590
>It could be you
I don't want it to be me, man.
I can't go out like that, man.

>> No.13966627

>>13966583
That's the idea, Anon. You just gotta keep grabbing and groping and thrusting until you pin her down.

>>13966586
Link to uncensored?

>> No.13966628

>>13966624
Oh you will faggot.

>> No.13966629

>>13966617
Nightmare are horsepussy and thus shit.

>> No.13966631

>>13966617
Just anubisfucker, leave monstergirls out of this!

>> No.13966632

>>13966590
Me next! Me next!
First time writer, scrapping up a yandere story as a first go, hopefully most of the criticism and spitting will help when I try again

>> No.13966633

Reminder that dragons are jerks and will steal your wife. If you let them.

You're not gonna let that happen are you?

>> No.13966634

>>13966632
It won't. Now tell me about this yandere of yours.

>> No.13966635

>>13966627
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37140788

>> No.13966637

Hey remember that one story where some guy dumps his shitty Ushi Oni wife for a much nicer Honey Bee?

>> No.13966639

>>13966622
Actually, less did.
And then I made a guess that it was probably Zhana.
And then somebody made chicken impressions and said 'cuck',
And then Zhana confirmed it was him who asked for yuri.
And then people yelled.
So monstergirls.

>> No.13966644

>>13966633
Dude, dont give me reasons to hate anubiscuck.

>> No.13966645

>>13966632
Is it a Jabberwock?

>> No.13966646

>>13966440
More like AnubisCucker.

>> No.13966648

>>13966572
Of course I did. You think I give a shit about the autistic shit fits the well and truly mindless here throw? No. The whole "Cuck" bit being thrown around is surprising though. But at any rate, what would be the point in hiding it? It's a Dragon and an Anubis. Who else is even close to being as obsessed with that particular pair of MGs? I'd have posted it here when it was done, knowing the likely reaction, simply on the chance that some anons who aren't quite so autistic would enjoy the art.

>>13966570
I'll give you attention whore given I'm replying to everything talking about myself. Spamming? Maybe due to post length. RP? Explain that one to me.

>>13966582
>>13966606
To the anon who started this meme, however short it may be. I will find you. And I will quote bad movie lines at you.

>>13966610
Again, the judging and mocking I could care less about, but the cuck stuff is beginning to weird me out.

>>13966617
>Calling the MGs themselves NTR'ers
And now we've crossed the line.

>> No.13966649

>>13966644
Oh you'll have a reason, now every Dragon will be a lesbian Chad that will steal your girl.

>> No.13966651

>>13966634
>>13966645
Young tanuki from a family that has lost all wealth now clinging to a poor cook after he showed kindness but doesn't want to get involved due to both work and her being too young.

>> No.13966652

>>13966635
There's something about those stubby little tails.
I wonder if they're sensitive.

>> No.13966653

>>13966637
Was he a cuck and had his wife stolen by the queen of the hive? Did he use honey as lube to masturbate as he watched his wife be ravaged in front of him, unable to participate?

>> No.13966656

>>13966598
Maybe Gazers, with that oily stuff over their extremities. Most others with some kind of slime strike me more as sticky.

>> No.13966657

>>13966645
>Yandere Jabberwocks
My dick wouldn't be able to handle it.

Also nice to see jabbers getting to be more popular. They deserve it.

>>13966651
A tanuki is fine too. not a fine of younger girls, but oh well.

>> No.13966658

>>13966648
No cuck calls me autistic! Let's go outside!

>> No.13966660

>>13966653
Of course not, he tossed a shitty pelvis breaking Ushi for a nice Honey Bee nurse.

>> No.13966661

>>13966656
Mucus Toad and Gazer wrassle with a human boy, everyone wins.

>> No.13966662

>>13966615
Nah, there's always those one or two anons who insist on seeing even girls handholding burn in hell to protect "muh purity" of the thread.

>> No.13966663

>>13966637
Oh fuck you.

>>13966649
And for whatever reason, what little amount of mad I was building up is suddenly gone.

>> No.13966667

>>13966649
I'm not a cuck, so it would be a threesome.

>> No.13966668

>>13966648
>You think I give a shit about the autistic shit fits the well and truly mindless here throw


Confirmed for wanting the thread to burn, you just didn't give a fuck. You could have enjoyed your commission in peace and quite, but your need to shove your shit fetish in everyone's faces betrayed you. You reap what you sow. Cuck.

>> No.13966669

>>13966496
Oh come on now, this has turned into attention whoring. How far are you trying to fall today?

>> No.13966671

>>13966639
>And then Zhana confirmed it was him who asked for yuri.

And this boys and girls is the point where the shitstorm went into a Tropical Shitstorm. Stay tuned to see if it develops into a Category 1 Crapicane.

>> No.13966673

>>13966648
Seriously. Give it like 3 or 5 months.
Nobody who's not autistic is going to care.
Just relax and not make yourself so obvious until then.

>> No.13966674

>>13966667
So you're not Anubiscuck?

Good on you anon.

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>> No.13966678

>>13966648
I'd be okay with seeing it. I like Dragons.

>> No.13966680

>>13966671
You know. If it were a futa dragon we'd be in for a perfect storm. I almost wish it were.

>> No.13966681

>>13966668
>Confirmed for wanting the thread to burn
He already did that by admitting he's dragging this out because he's bored.

>> No.13966682

>>13966673
He can't get away, he is either drunk or.. I can't say it.

>> No.13966683

>>13966662
>girls handholding
>implying yurifags wouldn't take this as a flag

Het or death, accept no less.

>> No.13966685

>>13966671
Remember we came from /a/, the hope of yuri-lite. I'm willing to bet that most of /mgt/ weren't all secret yuri haters brooding in their anger only to finally unleash it when we moved to /jp/.

The truth is most accept it or just don't care, especially mild stuff like just kissing. It's only one or two diehards that start a shitstorm, and those that like to play along to fit in here.

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>>13966675
So you like, gonna help the guy out?
Maybe have a guy fucking one of them from behind or something.
It'd help.
You know.

>> No.13966687

>>13966675
What a cutie, laughing the thread burns because of cuckolding

Wait isn't that angel bitch keeping her husband in a pseudo-cuck state? I mean she goes to nudist art things to show herself off and keeps him as her bitch.

>> No.13966688

>>13966569
I want to use this Wock as a wok to make stir fry.

>> No.13966690

>>13966675
I truly and honestly hope your stalker finds and rapes you.

>> No.13966691

>>13966675
I'm having fun with that cuck, thanks! But you are still a bad person.

>> No.13966692

>>13966683
>Het or death, accept no less.
HET OR DEATH! ACCEPT NO .LESS!

>> No.13966695

>>13966685
>the hope of yuri-lite
Don't start that bullshit. >/u/ came from /a/ you dingbat. That's old thread tradition that far predates /jp/. In fact. Last time the age arguement turned up, it wound up being that yuri has been ousted from the threads since at least sometime in 2012.

>> No.13966700

You're at the beach when a dire dragon and anubutt approach you and your wife, licking their lips. They say such a pretty girl shouldn't be wasted on a man, and to come have some "skinship" with them.

What do?

>> No.13966701
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13966701

>I heard they even get mad at each other when they have a perfectly good Mucus Toad to make tadpoles with!
>You don't say?

>> No.13966702

>>13966686
I find this image strangely arousing

>> No.13966704

>>13966700
Smite the cunts.
>Paladin4lyfe.jpg

>> No.13966705

>>13966695
>yuri has been ousted from the threads since at least sometime in 2012.
That's fucking bullshit and you know it. Are you seriously just making shit up at this point?

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>>13966675
>>13966686
Nah, I'm serious.
Like draw a self-insert and turn this into a threesome, maybe?
I know I'm talking to a computer at this point, but like

>> No.13966709

>>13966700
But I don't have a wife.

>> No.13966710

>>13966705
You are. Go check the archive. December 2012. We'll wait.

>> No.13966711

>>13966700
Show them why I'm her husband.

>> No.13966712

>>13966700
Let them rape me, they are monstergirls.

>> No.13966713

>>13966700
Contain my laughter as wight waifu does the 'OH HO HO HO' laugh behind her hand.

>> No.13966714

>>13966700
Nothing. My wife is going to get creeped the fuck out though. She'll probably pull me in then hide under the sand until they leave.

>> No.13966717

>>13966700
Unzip my dick and begin a foursome with me, my wife, and the two bitches, and use my cock to turn them straight.

Then, when the two find husbands, I'll wait until they have children and cute families, then I'll sneak into their houses and forcibly turn their husbands into Alps and fuck said alps, letting them experience the pain and suffering of being cucked.

>> No.13966718

>>13966648
Did you expect the thread to get this mad though? I haven't seen a reaction like this since Nyanon was being a faggot.
And you don't have the same mysterious ability where half the thread ignores your fuck ups and attention whoring

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>>13966687
gomen~ gomen~

you guys are just too much i cant help myself

this is why i love this threads

never change

>> No.13966721

>>13966712
They have no interest in men.

>> No.13966723

>>13966719
>gomen~ gomen~

Stop that.

>> No.13966726

>>13966718
>Nyanon was being a faggot.
He wasn't though, he was just being an idiot. If the thread reacts on landmine basis, Nyanon blundered into one. This fag jumped right on it, erection first.

>> No.13966727

>>13966718
It's the defending your actions thing that sets the thread off. If you just pretend it never happened people will forget within 5 minutes.

>> No.13966728

>>13966719
less I hope your stalker is able to get to the Phillipines and track you down. Damn you, and your little angel too!

>> No.13966732

>>13966719
>gomen~ gomen~
Don't be an even bigger faggot than you already are.

>> No.13966734

>>13966700
>Dragon
Introduce her to some Black Harpies.

>> No.13966735
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>>13966719
Nigga.
Stop being a nigga.

>>13966686

>> No.13966736

>>13966721
Then they are not monstergirls, this is dumb.

>> No.13966737

>>13966669
>Implying it really matters
None of this will when we at last return to civil and simple discourse about cute MGs doing cute MG things.

>>13966668
>But your need to shove your shit fetish in everyone's faces betrayed you.
Uh, no. Like I said, I don't care about your little temper tantrum. I'd have posted it for the few here who might've liked it, and ignored all the plain ol' >yuri shitposts. But your whole cuck thing managed to make this into a whole other mess.

Seriously if you keep using it like this it'll lose all meaning and eventually wind up becoming acceptable. Do you really want that?

>>13966673
But I'm bad at not saying how everything an Anubis/Dragon/Nightmare/etc. does is cute.

>>13966682
What, retarded? Autistic?

>>13966700
Tell them to go have their fun, and we'll have our own, thanks.

>>13966718
No, I don't. I have the ability to just be plain forgotten in a couple weeks or so.
But seriously, I don't think it's simply yuri or even my admission that's what's driven the thread to such hurricane-force intensity. I blame the cucks.

>> No.13966738

>>13966700
My wife would stare in horror and I'd ask them how they get spirit energy from other girls.

>> No.13966739

>>13966728
I'd pay for the guy's travel expenses.

>> No.13966740

>>13966737
>I blame the cucks.
Yes, this is all your fault.

>> No.13966741

>>13966719
Why don't you do something useful, like draw one of those soldiers from Graystorm. I know you like monstergirls with guns.

>> No.13966742
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13966742

Do not argue, but learn to work together!

>> No.13966743

>>13966737
>But I'm bad at--
Ssh.
No.
Shut the fuck up.
Just shut the fuck up.
Just shut the fuck up and they won't care about you.

>> No.13966744

>>13966740
I knew someone would say that. It's too obvious not to. For being the first, go make yourself a nice snack anon, you deserve it.

>> No.13966746

>>13966737
This is reaching attention whoring levels, let it go.

>> No.13966748

Anubutts a cucking shit. SHIT! Even succubi are more loyal.

>> No.13966749

>>13966743
Hey man, I already told him that. But here's he is, still doing it several posts later.

>> No.13966750

>>13966719
Why don't you do something useful, like killing yourself?

>> No.13966751

Has anybody done anything featuring monster girl(s) but in a non-mg setting?

>> No.13966752

>>13966737
Your waifu's are dirty cheating sluts and you're worse than Anthony Burch.

>> No.13966753

Ah yes, it was too early to call it fine.

Thread is back to being shitty.

Thanks guys.

>> No.13966754

>>13966719
remind me to never commission you

>> No.13966758

>>13966710
Right, that's when we officially passed a bill banning yuri and /a/ made it illegal for anyone to post it starting that date on threat of banning.

Yeah, no, threads don't work like that. Unless a mod came in and formally declared X and Y, there's no "official" date for anything as far as rules and what's okay in the thread.

>> No.13966759

Ya'll niggas are dumb as hell.

Can't you see those two are playing ya'll like damned fiddles?

>> No.13966760
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>>13966735
anon pls

>>13966741
not untill i get my vengeance update

>>13966732
>>13966723
~

>> No.13966761

>>13966751
Yes. It's called generic fantasy.

>> No.13966762

>>13966753
There's a reason we have umbrellas at the door
You know, we should really call that roofing company

>> No.13966763

I'd just like to say, to all the smug faggots who say the night threads are better...

PFFFFFFFFFFFT HA!

>> No.13966764
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>>13965288
Thanks for catching that. I was all over the place while writing this chapter and for that I apologize.

faggot.

>> No.13966765

>>13966748
Okay seriously. This needs to stop.

Why is it that Succubi are always held up as these grand-masters of cucking, and yet Kunoichi, who are paid to sleep with men, are never shown under such scrutiny?!

>B-But they marry their first real target and become love-love housemake-
BULLSHIT.

>> No.13966766

>>13966737
Dammit just stop this shit. It could have been something that would blow over quickly, but being arrogant and defensive over all every post will permanently piss the threads off with you like with Nega and Bob.

I enjoy talking about anubis with you, but its just going to generate shitposting now

>> No.13966767
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13966767

Let's talk about your favorite monstergirl! Would she want to sleep with her head in your lap, or is she the kind of girl who'd prefer it the other way around?

>> No.13966770

>>13966753
It's that cuckold Anubifucker's fault.

>> No.13966771

>>13966759
Bet it's the same autists going apeshit about Windows 10 and privacy.

>> No.13966774

>>13966742
This was cute until I realized his dick is probably rubbing against the loli's belly

>> No.13966776

>>13966767
Both

>> No.13966777

>>13966767
I think she would like me to sleep on her lap while she can look at me sleeping.
I would love to do the same to her as well.

>> No.13966780

>>13966758
If you want to play that game, futa was never declared X and Y with an official date either. Or NTR or anything else that sends these threads into meltdown.

Your argument was that /a/ was pro-yuri, and it wasn't. Hell it was probably worse than here.

>> No.13966781

>>13966763
The thread was going well, but then another thread celebrity decided to suicide.

>> No.13966782

>>13966760
Less tell that man in that picture that his Angel wife is shit, and is going to cuck him any minute. He should find a nice good Manticore instead who'll respect boundaries and not show her breasts off to every stranger in the world.

>> No.13966783
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13966783

>>13966767
I go in the lap of luxury.

>> No.13966784

>>13966764
New chapter. yay.

Three weeks. Ehhh, you still haven't begun writing faster like you promised. But I guess beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.13966785

>>13966774
>Making a cute picture lewd
Good god, someone give this man a ladder. His mind seems to be stuck in the gutter

>> No.13966786

>>13966766
Like the one or two anons say. Give it a couple weeks or months, and shit'll be right back where it was, and the few who linger on things will be ignored for their shitposting.

I mean, unless someone decides to post the same picture again to forcibly recall this whole incident. But no one would do that, right? R-Right?

>> No.13966787

>>13966771
Or the autists who spoke about Gundams and jets yesterday.

>> No.13966789
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>>13966760
Pls what?
I'm asking you to help a guy out.
Give a handout or something. Get a self insert in there and give to 'em good and shit, I dunno.
Save him from whatever the fuck this is right now.

>> No.13966790

>>13966767
What about dragons and anubi? Wouldn't they prefer the laps of other men?

>> No.13966793

>>13966780
>/a/ being anti-yuri
>When upwards of 10% of all seasonal anime are those all-female cute-girls-doing-cute-things with skinship and lewdness.

>> No.13966795

>>13966790
Dude, just drop it already.

>> No.13966796

>>13966787
>autists
Anon, please.

>> No.13966798

>>13966787
You can't be serious

>> No.13966799

>>13966777
Surely she's too small for that

>> No.13966800

>>13966767
I think my head in her lap more often. But then some nights when she's real tired, and just wants to nuzzle her head into mine and have her head petted and told she's a good, hard-working girl.

>> No.13966801
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>> No.13966802

>>13966795
Nah, it's too late to stop it now.

>> No.13966803

>>13966793
>Not remembering the shit ton of >>>/u/ posts if they try that outside their show threads.
>Ignoring the rest of the post.
Still cherrypicking are you?

>> No.13966804

>>13966801
This picture is fifty shades of fluffy

>> No.13966806
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>>13966767
Having her head on my lap is my dream but switching a best!

>> No.13966808

>>13966798
What if I am.

I fucking warned you guys yesterday.

This is why you don't do the shit you guys do.

>> No.13966810

>>13966783
Alp, pls. This is a bad time for dragons.

>> No.13966811

>>13966798
>>13966808
Not again, calm down already.

>> No.13966812

>>13966569
I'll take it, let this flower bloom and destroy the world so NieR can take place and save us from this thread

>> No.13966814
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13966814

>more dank memes and shit thread cannon because some autists can't handle a picture
Oh, joy.

>> No.13966815

>>13966810
It's never a bad time for Dragons.
Also I'm starting to feel weird now that it's been so long since I last wrote any

>> No.13966817
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>>13966753
I remember just a few nights ago, there was this guy on the /v/ drawthreads.
Apparently, somebody requested lewds of pic related, and it came out as egg-laying. It was weird.
But that aside, there was this dude, who just...fucking showed up in the drawthreads screaming bloody murder about how dare us to fucking...witness a drawfag drawegg-laying of his waifu. I remember at one point, he went like, as one anon put it,
>"I love my waifu so much, I call her by her Japanese name."
>I love my waifu so much, I'm going to shitpost with her until these threads get derailed into oblivion."
And that's exactly what he did. He spammed about 100 Breath of Fire/ catgirl images on a whim, trying to get us to see how perfect she was, and how CWC-tier autistic he was.
So now nobody can request the catgirl from Breath of Fire anymore.

I don't know what I was getting at with this, but basically Nicol was 15 and he liked to play piano, or some shit.

>> No.13966818

Does Overlord have cute monster grils? It looks like it might but I don't want to get into it if it's overly serious or such

>> No.13966819

>>13966700
What if I don't have a waifu and want to alp?

>> No.13966820

>>13966814
Literally this.

Fuck you guys, you don't learn and you don't listen.

>> No.13966822

>>13966815
>Alp loses his energy to write
>I have suddenly had the energy
I'm sorry

>> No.13966823
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>>13966787
Actually, no.
I was one of the guys who was trying to say we should talk about monstergirls instead of arguing, actually.
Isn't that weird?

>> No.13966825

>>13966818
Which Overlord?

>> No.13966827
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>>13966795
But anon, we have photographic evidence.

Hide your kids
Hide your wife
Cause they cucking everyone out here

>> No.13966828

>>13966818
Watch it now.

>> No.13966829

>>13966780
>Your argument was that /a/ was pro-yuri, and it wasn't. Hell it was probably worse than here.
You really are fucking retarded arnt you? Why dont you actually visit /a/ before you post dumb shit like this.

>> No.13966831

>>13966801
I like it

>> No.13966832

>>13966818
It's serious but it;s got some fucking top tier waifus.

>> No.13966836

>>13966817
Sounds just like you guys.

>> No.13966837

>>13966832
This anon speaks the truth

>> No.13966838

>>13966814
>autist smacks a beehive
>surprised when he gets stung all over

Plz anon.

>> No.13966839

>>13966814
It's less the picture and more the guy who commissioned it literally cannot stop defending himself from anonymous posters on the internet.

>> No.13966840
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>>13966818
It's about a lonely, timid man who suddenly becomes the final boss of a MMORPG. All he wants is to maintain this evil headquarters and minions designed by all of his MMO buddies so that they all have something to return to.

>> No.13966841

>>13966784
Family emergencies of varying urgency happened. Technically I did write faster if you don't count the days I took to travel, but meh.

>> No.13966842

>>13966827
Don't you mean she will rape me?

>> No.13966843

>>13966806
I want to slap that Hellhound's ass and pull on her tail!

>> No.13966845

>>13966806
I don't think I've seen this before.

>> No.13966848

>>13966832
More like stupid. It does indeed have some top tier waifus though.

>> No.13966850

>>13966818
There is at the very least, Albedo, whatever she is.

Also a reverse trap Dark Elf Loli and her regular trap otouto.

>> No.13966851

>>13966842
Nope.

>> No.13966854
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13966854

Post rare Mucus Toads

>> No.13966855

>>13966818
Good waifus but silly show.

>> No.13966856

So in the interest of actually talking about monster girls how do you all feel about massive mantis mammaries
http://i.imgur.com/eqAHncE.jpg

>> No.13966857

>>13966817
>>13966753
Oh. Right. Now I remember what I was getting at.
The next morning, when the next thread came and the old one autosaged, I said,
>"Boy, god thing that faggot's gone, and he won't be bothering us anymore, right guys?"
He then showed up a minute later to continue spamming catgirl waifu pics.
He did this enough to send us to image limit.
And I said.
>"Gee, guys. I spoke too soon."
So you know.
Low expectations, etc.

>> No.13966858

>>13966818
Yes, yes it does.

>> No.13966859

>>13966842
No, full blown yuri rape.
On your wife.
With her tail.
So your dick doesn't fit her anymore.

>> No.13966861

>>13966854
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>> No.13966862

>>13966848
It's fun. The right amount of goofy plus serious and some major character focus. Reminds me of old Dragonlance stories. And considering the author is kind of a DnD nerd, that makes sense.

>> No.13966864

>>13966851
Yes, she is a monstergirl. You won't be able to force this.

>> No.13966865

>>13966856
>Massive mammaries
I'm not a fan.

But I'd that Mantis anyway.

>> No.13966867

>>13966822
>loses his energy to write
Just fucking posted a story yesterday man.

>> No.13966869

>>13966857
Again, sounds like you guys.

Except instead of shitposting with cute MG imagedumps you abuse greentexts and post about literally anything that should be elsewhere.

>> No.13966872

>>13966869
Don't look at me.
I just come here for monster girl art, and to talk about lamias all day.

>> No.13966873

>>13966854
Rare Pipi

incoming scat and watersports fetishes

>> No.13966874

>>13966867
Then you feel weird because you haven't written anything in a day?
I feel weird if I haven't written anything in a month

>> No.13966875

>>13966864
Force? But yuri is canon anon, didn't you know?

This is the future you chose.

>> No.13966877

>>13966859
Calm your tits already, cuckyurifag.

>> No.13966879

>>13966864
It's already a thing anon.

>> No.13966880

>>13966872
Me too.

Why can't we have fun things.

>> No.13966881

>>13966873
I can't find any decent artists to draw the latter, sorry.

>> No.13966882

>>13966859

Then I'll fuck her and make her my wife.

That way even if my wife belongs to her then if she belongs to me then my wife will also belong to me.

>> No.13966883

>>13966856
Well hello

>> No.13966885

>>13966874
Maybe you should try harder to understand what was written. I was saying I haven't written about Dragons. That doesn't mean I haven't written at all. Do you understand the difference here?

>> No.13966887

>>13966869
>abuse greentexts
I'm getting metaknight vibes.

>> No.13966888

>>13966875
>yuri
>canon
Ahahaha

>> No.13966889

>>13966882
Not gonna happen anon, she's gonna make your waifu a dyke whether you like it or not.

>> No.13966890

>>13966838
you faggots remind me of muslims when someone doodles their holy pedophile

>> No.13966891

>>13966806
Is that Loen?

>> No.13966892

>>13966882
That was the best ending an NTR doujin could have.

>> No.13966894

>>13966874
Admittedly, Alp not writing something for a day is almost like a drought. His inconsequentially short and poorly editied updates are practically this thread's Sakura Fish.

>> No.13966895

>>13966885
Oh well sorry princess. Can't a drunk man misread things without someone getting their panties in a knot?

>> No.13966896

>>13966882
A man beating a dragon? Good luck, and good memories, cause the last view you'll have of your wife is a dragon pounding her harder than you ever could and making her body obey her, and her alone.

>> No.13966897

>>13966891
No, it's a Hellhound. Yes, he did draw it.

>> No.13966899

>>13966889
>>13966896

You vastly underestimate the power of dick.

Women can't win against a penis.

>> No.13966900

>>13966882
>MAKE HER MY TOY MAKE HER MY THING!
>That way, even if my wife is your woman, she will still be MY WOMAN!

>> No.13966901

>>13966882
>admitting your wife belongs to her

You have already lost.

>> No.13966902

>>13966894
>inconsequentially short and poorly editied updates
Now wait just a minute. My last thing was 3016 words. How long does it need to be for it to be enough?
I asked this before but noody answered.

>> No.13966903
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13966903

Boy, remember when people hated talking about NTR, and didn't use it as a thing to meme about for fun?
I do.
Remember when Hathor was still called Apis?
I do.

>> No.13966905

>>13966894
I could never write things everyday. I'd burn out too quick
Then again, I feel terrible if I don't update in less than a month

>> No.13966906

>>13966899
Sorry faggot, but she's taking your bitch and everything you own.

>> No.13966909

>>13966896
>>13966889
But monstergirls love the dick.

>> No.13966910

>>13966899
Everyone knows girls prefer girls, it's the purest love after all.

>> No.13966911

>>13966859
I have a real, crazy sensitive emotional hair trigger, mostly as a defense mechanism I think. So I scourge her from me completely and totally. So I probably ask the pair of strangers to get out of my house before I call the necessary authorities.

>> No.13966912

>>13966803
You like the archives, right? Limit the search to /a/ and tell me how many hits you get for the term "yuri". And reltiavely few of them are "yuri a shit" "fuck off yuri" etc.

No, /a/ is no where near as anti-yuri as you think it is.

>> No.13966913

>>13966909
Not this monster girl.

>> No.13966914

>>13966906
Fuck off cuck.

>> No.13966915

The only way I'd ever accept Monster Girl Yuri is if it was a Monster Girl with an Alp and that Alp was me.

>> No.13966917

>>13966902
Not him but my minimum is 5k. I try for 8k most times. That seems about right for a major scene plus a proper transitional. I'm at 3k right now.

>> No.13966918

>>13966909
That's just propaganda, if they really loved dick, why would alps be a thing? They want to turn all men into women and schlock forever.

>> No.13966921

>>13966903
>Apis
No...?

>>13966911
Dude. You've got problems.

>> No.13966922

>>13966917
Alright, so I'll make them between 5 or 8k from now on.

>> No.13966923
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13966923

I'm going to bully Hathor until she stops lactating.

>> No.13966924

>>13966902
4-5k min. Well, for me anyhow

>> No.13966925

>>13966913
All monstergirls. Everything else is not canon.

>> No.13966930

>>13966915
But anon, Alps can become many kinds of MGs anyway.

>> No.13966931

>>13966918
They love the dick, and your headcanon is cuckshit.

>> No.13966935

>>13966921
Maybe. But she's just another stranger now, and I don't really give a fuck about strangers. Much less accept them getting it on in my home. That shit fucks up the carpets man. They can go do it outside for all I care.

>> No.13966939

>>13966902
I was more making light of your occasional one-paragraph updates. I wasn't kidding about the editing, though. I don't personally care about length so much as polish. I've done an immense amount of proofreading and honestly, if I was ever asked to read over one of your works, I'd reject it. Seriously, man. Read your own shit.

For what it's worth, length is less important than completeness. So long as the scene finishes, I don't care how long it is. Dangling endings are annoying

>> No.13966940

>>13966921
The dude who said we should have desert cows suggested the name Apis at first.
People were like, "Naw, go with Hathor instead, since Hathor's all about fertility."
So then Hathor.

>> No.13966942

>>13966918
Alps are cute girls that love the dick. Everyone love the dick. Even you.

>> No.13966943

>>13966917
>>13966924
>All my updates are half that
Well shit.

>> No.13966944

Do you think the dragon lets Anubisfucker touch himself as she fucks his wife? Should he even be called anubisfucker anymore, he's not getting any after all.

>> No.13966946

>>13966918

Alps turn into woman because they love the dick and turn into a form where they can more readily accept it.

The power of dick is the power to change the world!

>> No.13966948

>>13966930
It doesn't matter, I'd only accept Yuri if I was one of the girls involved in the yuri!

>> No.13966949

>>13966944
Still with this? Just drop it.

>> No.13966950

>>13966918
>why would Alps be a thing?
I'm not sure what you're implying there.
Alps are succubi who are made from guys who are raped by monstergirls, when said guys wanted instead to fuck other guys.
Alps are succubi who fuck guys.

>> No.13966951

>>13966944
Probably not, that Dragon most likely castrated him.

>> No.13966952

>>13966943
Well it is a minimum

>> No.13966953

>>13966944
Maybe he wasn't feeling up to the task and nominated the dragon as his champion, like a duel.

>> No.13966955

>>13966944
Let it go brudda, thread's moved on.

>> No.13966956

>>13966948
But you need to love cock to be an alp! And that's not gay!

>> No.13966957

>>13966939
>occasional one-paragraph updates
Literally once.
>read your own shit
If Word doesn't tell me there's something wrong, I'm powerless. No way am I reading that shit, I know better than anyone how bad it is..

>> No.13966958

>>13966787
/r/ing pitchforks

>> No.13966959

>>13966912
Knigga, there's so many results for yuri that it only goes back to July 2015 with that search. During the time period from 2012 to 2014 in the monstergirl threads it was pretty panned, even more than here now.

What it did remind me of though was to try Liliraune to go further back, and that had the link on the first page to the old monstergirl thread on /u/ that lasted like a year with thirty something posts. That gave me a good laugh.

>> No.13966960

>>13966949
It's too late to be embarrassed cuckmeister, cat's out of the bag. Tell me, did you cry as you moaned in ecstacy under someone not yourself? No, you probably enjoyed it. Be honest now.

>> No.13966961

>>13966955
>thread's moved on.
It's gonna be months before this shit goes away

>> No.13966962

>>13966948
You and me both...?

>> No.13966964

>>13966957
Alpie you baka. Even if word doesn't tell you anything you always, ALWAYS, reread your stuff
Even if your crippling self esteem (Read: Laziness) tells you no, do it anyway
Always proofread

>> No.13966966

>>13966944
Probably not. Dragons are assholes.

>> No.13966967

>>13966956
Well then what if I suck a guys cock while he sucks my cock! It'd be very gay, and we'd both simultaneously Alp into alps! Then with two Alps, we'd have Yuri sex together!

It's the perfect plan!

>> No.13966968

>>13966955
Ha you wish.

>>13966951
that's what he gets for thinking lewd thoughts while the dragon fucks her girl.

>> No.13966969

>>13966957
I suppose that's somewhat understandable. I write smut (not here) and have the hardest time reading my own writing unless I'm aroused.

>> No.13966970

>>13966964
No, fuck you. Nothing good would come of it.

>> No.13966971

>>13966960
I'm not anubiscuck, I just want to move on with the thread, dummy.

>> No.13966976
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13966976

What's your opinion on extra arms?

How many arms are too many?

>> No.13966978

>>13966951
Oh my, so when the dragon tires of her latest conquest he won't even be able to fuck her? He'll have no wife, no dick and no pride.

>> No.13966979

>>13966961
I just meant at the moment. If it comes up again, so be it, but just trying to continue when the thread is moving on to other topics...

>>13966950
It's confirmed a tranny desire to just be a chick works too, dicklust not required.

>> No.13966981

>>13966976
Six is the maximum.

>> No.13966983

>>13966976
More arms = More hugs

>> No.13966984

>>13966970
No, fuck YOU. It doesn't matter how much you fill your skull with negativity, just bite the bullet
I don't care if your constant self esteem of extreme low tells you it's not worth it, FUCKING. BITE. THE. BULLET

>> No.13966986

>>13966978
It's like Stigma! All over again.

>> No.13966987

>you're anubis wife will never cuck you with a dragon that poops back and forth with her

>> No.13966989

>>13966971
>I'm not anubiscuck

And don't you feel great about that?

>> No.13966990

>>13966967
That's under the assumption that sucking another man's cock has a fixed value of gayness. Assuming faggotry follows some kind of finite distribution, one person's alp-o-meter would raise faster than the other, leading to quicker alpification. Then, you would be left with a man and an alp, which is no longer gay.

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i tried
http://puu sh/jHTQN/4396c985db.jpg

>> No.13966992

>>13966976
I fucking love Marilyths!

>> No.13966994

>>13966971
I'm pretty sure it's like two shitposters who don't really care about the threads anyway.
That has to be the only reason this whole "It has to be NTR, what do?" thing is being pushed.
I mean, I don't THINK any people who frequent this place actually like NTR, right?

>> No.13966996

>>13966976
I'm particular to one or two extra pairs.

>> No.13966997

>>13966991
Too late anon.

We Dyke Dragon's now.

>> No.13966998

>>13966984
No. I'm done talking to you.

>> No.13967001

>>13966994
>I mean, I don't THINK any people who frequent this place actually like NTR, right?
This is bait

>> No.13967002

>>13966991
Far far too late. I appreciate the art tho.

>> No.13967003

>>13966991

I just dropped into this thread and have no idea what's going on, but I fucking love this image.

Two of my favorite monsters.

>> No.13967004

>a dragon will never pretend to be weak and destitute in order to get close to you and steal your fortune and laugh all the way to back with her Anubis lover

>> No.13967005

>>13966984
Where's Shia Labeouf when you need him?

>> No.13967006

>>13966997
All monstergirls love the dick.

>> No.13967007

>>13966991
Is that a futa Dragon?

>> No.13967008

Maybe I do deserve this cuck-meme, but still, I've stopped laughing, and just started sighing.

>>13966991
Lovely work .less. Love the expressions.

>> No.13967009

>>13966991
Hot damn. Good job.

>> No.13967011

>>13966984
>>13966998
Sure is /madtg/ in here.

When is Summer over? It's affecting you guys badly.

>> No.13967012

>>13966991
You see this?
You see this shit?
There.
Threesome.
Everybody wins.
Goddamn.
I'm hungry.

>> No.13967014

>>13966998
No, you get your ass back here
Fucking do it. Bite the bullet. This is not a yes or no question, it's an order. Fucking do it
BITE IT
BITE THE BULLET

>> No.13967015

>>13967003
One of your favorite monster girls will now be constantly be a Dyke that steals away men's wives.

Have fun.

>> No.13967016

>>13966991
See, it's nice.

>> No.13967017

>>13967004

Jokes on her my fortune was nothing but chocolate dollars.

Now they're fat.

>> No.13967018

>>13966976
4 is max for me. More than that and you either ruin the waistline silhouette or do too much bullshit around the shoulders for them to have much range of movement. Unless you vary the size anyway. I wonder why we never see monstergirls with a big set of normal arms and some tiny t-rex huggers underneath. That's used in some creature design and looks pretty good.

>> No.13967019

>>13967012
No, the monogamy-only fags lose. I'm sure that someone will bitch about that, sooner-or-later.

>> No.13967020

>>13967004
Of course something like that would never happen because >>13967006

>> No.13967021

>>13966991
Is anon just bumping his Ken doll crotch against the anubutt's rump? How sad. Just look at that expression of pleasure from the dragon, being pleased by her lupine lover.

>> No.13967025

>>13967007
Oh great, something else for the thread to bitch about.

>> No.13967026

>>13966991
Now do one with Haohi and some faceless fat old men in the same position.

>> No.13967028

>>13967021
Futafag get out.

>> No.13967029

>>13966990
I only need to alp before him, then I can run away and live out my yuri fantasies!

>> No.13967030

>>13966991
You tried. That's all that matters
Have a cookie

>> No.13967032

>>13967011
Everyone in here is literally mentally 12 year old.

What did we expect exactly?

>> No.13967035

>>13967012
>Everybody wins
Where's Anon's waifu though?
Those are just the monster dykes.

>> No.13967036

>>13966991
Better, at least yurifags will calm down now.

>> No.13967037

>>13966991
What's the dragon even happy about? She's not doing anything unless she or the anubis has a dick or the dude has two.

>> No.13967038

>>13966991
Nice. You done good .less.

>> No.13967039

>>13967017
So they're tumblr's wet dream now, will become legendary and spend the rest of their days playing fetch the butter from between their rolls between eating each other out.

>> No.13967041

>>13967015


Sorry I can't hear you over seeing my fetishes for big meaty claws and big fluffy paws getting combined.

>> No.13967043

>>13967014
Are you jerking off while making Alp read his own shit?

>> No.13967044

>>13967029
In that case, suck away. Be careful, though. I don't know if gay degrades over time, so you're going to have to out-gay him something hard to make sure you don't need to keep on finding more guys to suck off. You're gonna have to be the gayest, like no one ever was.

>> No.13967045

>>13967032
2/10 here's your reply.

>> No.13967046

>>13967035
Stop forcing that shit.

>> No.13967048

>>13967037
You ever consider he's grindin' it between their sandwiched cunts?

Huh? HUH?!

>> No.13967049

>>13967037
They are rubbing both of their pussies against his dick.

>> No.13967050

>>13967043
What? No
Anon, don't make it weird

>> No.13967051

>>13967012
All I see is a pair of lesbians.

>> No.13967052

>>13967045
No seriously, what did we expect exactly?

>> No.13967053

>>13967043
>Some dude is jerking of at his computer
>Screaming "Goddammit, bite the bullet you bitch!"
Okay, I laughed.

>> No.13967054

>>13967046
It's stupid now, just report and ignore.

>> No.13967057

>>13967050
I think you're very aroused at the thought of making him squirm as he reads about whatever it is he writes.

>> No.13967058

>>13967046
What the hell am I forcing?
I just pointed out Anon's waifu is nowhere to be seen.

>> No.13967059

>>13967036
Elaborate.

>> No.13967060

>>13967054
Sadly, I don't think reporting it is going to do anything.
Sadly, we're stuck with these guys.
But that's what filtering and stub hiding is for, I guess.

>> No.13967063

>>13967029
>Go alp
>Try to go all lesbians
>Monsters tell you to fuck off
>They want magic dick juice, not your stanky boy pussy
>Die alone
The dream is dead

>> No.13967066

Reminder that yuri and cuckoldry are linked fetishes.

>> No.13967067

>>13967054
Why? Yuri is canon.

>> No.13967068

>>13967058
Yours maybe, but mine're right there, sandwiched around mah dick.

>> No.13967069

>>13967057
Anon, you're making it weird
Anon, this is weird. I just like bullying Alp damn it
Stop making it weird damn it

>> No.13967070

>>13967066
Now I know why we don't allow yurifags, they are pretty damn annoying.

>> No.13967071

>>13967053
>Alpie comes back, blushing a few minutes later
>"I-I bit the bullet, anon."
>In his post-orgasm, anon couldn't give less of a fuck
>Alpie leaves blue-clitted and sad

>> No.13967072
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>>13967030
cookie

isnt this much better? everyone all having a nice friendly discussion.

>> No.13967073

>>13967067
Bait? I know what to do withn this.

>> No.13967074

>>13967071
Too creepy, anon.

>> No.13967077

>>13967072
>>13967030
Less, where can I find all of your shit?
I got your Pixiv and the old Imgur you don't use anymore, but there still stuff missing in both.

>> No.13967078

>>13967072
Yes yes. You did good. You defused the situation
Have a What, you were expecting another cookie? TOO BAD!

>> No.13967079

>>13967063
But that's not fair, the Anubis and Dragon are fucking yuri while some guy masturbates watching them, why can't I join them or something?

That'd be some bullshit, if I suck cock I better get rewarded for it with some yuri.

>> No.13967080

>>13967072
You can't make me think that slut is cute.

>>13967074
You know she's just begging anon to let him 'bite' his 'bullet'

>> No.13967081

>>13967073
...accept it?

>> No.13967082

>>13967073
>Trying to falseflag this hard
come on anon your not even TRYING to hide it anymore,

>> No.13967083

Dragons are the superior monster, therefore, let them have your wives, please, don't resist, spare yourself further humiliation and accept that your sperm will never bathe your waifu's womb again. It's for the best, you wouldn't want her to have inferior offspring anyway right?

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>>13967069
Oh, sure you like to bully him. Just pretend this is him, reading through Endurance and editing it.

>> No.13967085

What about if you have a yuri couple, both of them fall in love with the same guy and they make him the meat in a monster sandwich?

Because that's my fetish.

>> No.13967086

>>13967073
Don't reply anymore.

>> No.13967087

>>13967079
>Not grinding your cock between their sandwiched pussies, and then thrusting into each of them in time with your orgasm to stuff them full of your seed
See, now you're the cuck.

>> No.13967088

>>13967084
Stop making this weird Anon
You're making this weird, Anon
I don't want to fap tonight Anon
But in all serious, you'd better have bit the bullet and re-read your stuff. Just fucking do it JUST BITE THE BULLET

>> No.13967089

>>13967085
Perfectly possible in MGE according to KC, but the meat is obligatory.
No veg sandwiches since there are no monsters who are exclusively lesbians.

>> No.13967090

>>13967074
No, creepy would be dressing up as Alp and masturbating while reading his stuff, pretending to be him and feeling his humiliation, stroking just a little bit faster with every word misuse, rolling your hand over the tip of your dripping cock with every run-on sentence, and finally cumming to the ultimate humiliation of remembering that with so many stories, it'll be ages before he finishes any of them. That is creepy.

>> No.13967092

>>13967085
They're lesbians, they don't like dick, just accept it you fucking hetshit.

>> No.13967093

>>13967085
That is the most common, canonical happening, MGE-wise.

More of it'd be nice.

>> No.13967095

>>13967084
>Boy face
>Boy hips
>Boy shoulders
>Boy midsection
>Literally a boy with breast implants
Nigga stop posting gay shit.

>> No.13967096

>>13967085
That's called Liliraune. Enjoy. And put a nickel in the Inflammatory Subject Jar. One more shitstorm and I can get a pizza.

>> No.13967097

>>13967085
But lesbians don't exist in MGE.

>> No.13967098

>>13967088
That's right, be firm, be strict. That little bitch is all yours.
>>13967095
>Literally a boy with breast implants
That is in fact what that is, congratulations.

>> No.13967099

>>13967084
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>> No.13967101

>>13967090
I have no apprppriate response for this
But I will say all this fapping talk has reminded me that I do need a new box of tissues

>> No.13967102

>>13967085
It'd still be Stockholm Syndrome.

>> No.13967103

>>13967085
So badically this?http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Liliraune

>> No.13967104

>>13967090
Creepy is preparing for the fap session before hand, and recording yourself reading to alp's dialog out loud in your best Alp impression, and playing it back to yourself as you masturbate to the thought of being alp, reading alp's stuff.

I-I don't do this.

>> No.13967106

>>13967092
>hetshit
You are just going full retard now.

>> No.13967107

>>13966016

I know this caused a shitstorm, but I don't care. I fucking love this.

>> No.13967108

>>13967099
Anon, please. I'm trying to fuck with someone, don't butt in.

>> No.13967110

>>13967098
Stop making this weird
Wait, I think we've gone above and beyond weird now
Stop making this weirder

>> No.13967113

>>13967087
How would I be able to do that if I was an alp though?

>> No.13967114

>>13967089
>>13967097
yes there are bait-kun

>> No.13967115 [DELETED] 

>>13967106
Now you are just going full cuck now.

>> No.13967116

Remember this the next time some faggot even hints about yuri.

>> No.13967117

>>13967096
>>13967103

But I don't like plants.

>> No.13967118

>>13967102
This again?

>>13967116
We'll remember you crying about it.

>> No.13967119

>>13967110
You're the one who started it, anon. Wanting to dominate Alpie like that. Bet you'll cum the moment he sees "Gee willikers" for the eighteenth time in the same paragraph.

>> No.13967120

>>13967115
But you are the c/u/ck using tumblr words.

>> No.13967121

>>13967116
I guess we should just stop talking all together about any monster that causes a shitstorm ever.

>> No.13967122

>>13967084
>deleted
Why?

>> No.13967123

>>13967113
Well if you're an Alp then you should either be eating both of them out at the bottom, or having them eat you out front and back at the top.

>> No.13967125

>>13967119
I just wanted to make Alpie proofread his stuff
Now my sides are gone and I feel funny

>> No.13967126

>>13967122
Well it isn't MG related and I don't want to waste images.

>> No.13967127

>>13967117
Eat your veggies anon. They're good for you.

>> No.13967130

I don't really get this thread most of the time.

I swear you have to be more careful with it then a box of old TNT that's sweating nitro like a fag guy running a marathon.

>> No.13967131 [DELETED] 

>>13967120
How am I a cuck retard.

You're the one misusing words here, you're the cuck who enjoys this in the inside.

>> No.13967132

>>13967104
Remember to change your voice for the different characters. I'd also advise fapping while reading so that you record your own slutty, embarrassed moans. Then, when fapping to that, record that sessions as well. Repeat the process until the sound is nothing except for slapping sounds and feminine whimpers and gasps. Then send it to Alp as a birthday present, complete with a picture of you in your best alp cosplay and another with you wearing nothing but a ribbon tied in a bow around your chest. Then cum on the inevitable restraining order that Alp gets and post the pic here.

>> No.13967133

If yuri is in, so in NTR.

>> No.13967134

>>13967125
Mmh, sure. You just wanted to punish him for his own good. That's all. No ulterior motives whatsoever. I believe you anon.

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>>13967115

>> No.13967138 [DELETED] 

>>13967135
>me having anything to do with any of that shit
Lmao.

Look everyone, this fag is projecting!

Laugh at him!

>> No.13967139

>>13967118
>we'll
>implying you're in /u/ country

How fucking deluded are you?

>> No.13967140

>>13967131
Hetshit is a tumblr word, yuricuck.

>> No.13967141

>>13967123
Exactly, that's what I want. I want to be degraded by both of them and forced to eat both of them out. That appeals to both my sub and yuri fantasies. I'd even ask them to call me insulting names and insult me while doing so!

>> No.13967142

>>13967130
>Yuri not always being a landmine
Please. There's like a giant sign out front that says BEWARE Futa/NTR/Yuri/Scat/Vore/ /d/etc.

>> No.13967143

>>13967125
An exercise in futility. I also tried it before.

>> No.13967144

>>13967134
Damn it Anon, I hope you're happy. Now I can't bully Alpie the same way ever again
I just wanted to help, damn it. But you made it all weird!
There was no ulterior motive! I just wanted to be nice but also bully at the same time! I blame Alpie for his stupid hard M aura!

>> No.13967146

>>13967140
Yeah?

What about it?

Are you retarded?

>> No.13967147

>>13967133
whats your point?

>> No.13967148

>>13967138
Why are yurifags so retarded?

>> No.13967150

>>13967143
Many have tried, all have failed.

>> No.13967152

>>13967143
>>13967150
I just wanted to help

>> No.13967153

>>13967132
>'You, uhh, like my boots?'
>'Tsk. Yeah...'
>"Mmh,"
>'Come on, I'm freezing my ears off, let's get going!'
>"Aahn~"
>'I'm surprised you only wore a t-shirt under the coat, it's damn cold out there'
>'You're probably wondering why I had you get all this sweet stuff'
>'Yeah'
>'Weeeell, I think a little motivation goes a long way, you know? So I thought I'd get some stuff to help me stay motivated. I was going to go to the kiosk with you, I swear, but my ears really do get cold this time of year when there's no way to know what to wear, you know, how much is too much and how much is too little, I mean, I think you wore too little, but... hey, is that a MetalMorphosis tee?'
>'Yeah'
>"H-Hnnng, so awkward"

>> No.13967154

Should we just start using trigger warning?

I can't even keep track of the triggers this thread has.

>>13967142

And I don't get it, then again I only occasionally drop into this thread. Too many shitstorms and overly sensitive souls for me to take it in too large doses.

>> No.13967155

>>13967144
Rejoice, Anon! Your wish is about to come true!
I'll try to proofread the next time, but I can't promise I'll get any better

>> No.13967157

>>13967148
They are yurifags.

>> No.13967158

>>13967135
>>13967139
>>13967140
>>13967148
>all this damage control

jesus

>> No.13967159

>>13967142
Im sorry were are these thread rules written at again?

>> No.13967161

>>13967133
What nobody will admit is that everything is welcome if it's actually done right.

What do people complain more about with Truckercore? The futa itself, or the perception of the futa invading on the relationship between the male MC and the titular Truckercore?

The reason NTR is hated so is because no one ever does anything good with it. Even the shitposting now all amounts to "lol lesbian cucks yer waifu". If you think you can actually do something interesting...you can't.

>> No.13967162

Successful baits are successful, indeed.

>> No.13967164

>>13967158
Where are you even from? Fuck off.

>> No.13967165

This thread is complete shit now and I don't think there's any saving it.

>> No.13967166

>>13967153
Somebody has been reading way too much Vertex. Shame on you.

>> No.13967167

>All this fire against yuri

If only you had remained so vigilant against alps.

>> No.13967170

>>13967155
The smallest of things can go a long way, Alpie. Just bite the bullet and proofread your stuff from now on
I feel a sense of accomplishment, but I still can't bully you the same way
Damn that anon for making things weird

>> No.13967171

>>13967165
Yeah, I'm gonna duck out for a bit, too.
I tried, but I mean

>> No.13967172

>>13967154
I think what everyone here needs to accept...is that this isn't their safe space.

Maybe we should make 2 threads from now on. "Safe Space" version and "Everything Goes".

>> No.13967173

>>13967161
People complain that bob did a vote on whether or not to have futa, got trashed 36/6 and still did it anyway, then screwed up the rest of the story on top of that.

>> No.13967175

>>13967161
Yeah, speaking of which, why do you fucking FAGS get more mad about Yuri and non-gay shit and not the sodomy and bondage???

Hypocrisy much???

>> No.13967177

>>13967172
Don't you even fucking suggest splitting the thread.

>> No.13967179

>>13967165
And here we see the elusive /mgt/ in its natural environment. Note how it attacks itself and gets off-topic so quickly. Truly it is a majestic creature.

>> No.13967180

>>13967172
You FUCKING KNOW that's a bad idea

>> No.13967181

>>13967171
I don't think there's any point in coming back anon, I think this shit is gonna be permanent from now on.

>> No.13967182

>>13967170
>that anon
Maybe you're better off believing that.

>> No.13967183

>>13967172
No.

>> No.13967184

>>13967172
>Making two monster girl threads
/jp/ barely tolerates the one, man.

>> No.13967185

>>13967133
And pegging and sounding and being the monstergirl and monsterboys. Fuck it, let's jus go to /d/.

>> No.13967187

>>13967177
You keep using tumblr words up in here and I'll suggest as much insanity as I damn well please.

>> No.13967188

>>13967155
>next time
You do it right fucking now!

>> No.13967189

>>13967164
? ? ?

Country?

Dimension?

>> No.13967190

>>13967172
Go make your everything goes in /d/. Then you can be happy.

>> No.13967192

>>13967175
>>13967189
One really can say who you are from that double space, tumblrfag.

>> No.13967193

>>13967181
>You have to abandon this place for your own good
I have to try.
I can't abandon this place.
Think of the lamias.

>> No.13967195

>>13967187
>Implying I'm even the person you were replying to.
NO THREAD SPLITTING.

>> No.13967196

>>13967185
Yeah fuck it, might as well.

>> No.13967197

>>13967182
>It was Alpie
>It was Alpie all along
Now I can't even speak to you the same way
Mission accomplished, damn it. I hope your happy
Actually, no, that gives me a better reason to bully you now!

>> No.13967198

>>13967175
Maledomfags are the ones behind this. Mark my words!

>> No.13967200

Yuri is like art.

It's pretty, and fun to look at, but pointless if you can't put your dick in it.

Bi mosntergirls is best monstergirls

>> No.13967202

>we avoided a yuri storm earlier in the thread
>yet anubiscuck destroys us with one picture

I'm think I need to punish myself for this.

>> No.13967203

>>13967193
No point man, this thread has reached rock bottom.

Time to either pack up and leave to somewhere else or jump ship and drown.

>> No.13967204

>>13967192
You tell me, you seem more aware about that shit site than I do.

>> No.13967206

>>13967200
Nah, yuri is like bad art. An eyesore at best and offensive at worst.

>> No.13967207

>>13967200
ironic considering this is an image board and all we can really do is post art. Its not like we can actually fuck these imaginary MG.

>> No.13967208

>>13967185

I don't like it, but I can just ignore content I don't like and focus on stuff I like.

Unlike some people.

>> No.13967210

>>13967200
Fuck off tumblrfag.

>> No.13967212

>>13967200
>>>/u/

>>13967196
I'm not serious.

>> No.13967214
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>YFW they told you nighttime /mgt/ was the best

>> No.13967215

>>13967200
>Bi mosntergirls is best monstergirls
>tfw no bi monster girl harem

>> No.13967216
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13967216

You're making the monster girls cry with this bullshit.

>> No.13967218

>>13967200

Not going to lie, yuri does amazing things to my dick.

>> No.13967219

>>13967208
Good for you, why don't you go hang out with people who give a fuck about how mature you are?

>> No.13967220

>>13967195
>People actually taking the obvious sarcastic response to tumblrisms seriously
This is the greatest evidence of how broken these threads really are.

>>13967185
>>13967196
Y'know, I'm willing to bet that plenty of people have gone to /d/ already. Have civil, porny talks over there. And that they'd just get as upset as /jp/ did if we did move over there. Cause you just know nothing would actually change.

>>13967202
You're not him or Spiderman, so why?

>> No.13967222

>>13967185
So why aren't we in /d/ in the first place? They look healthier than us...except for dick fetishes.

>> No.13967223

>>13967214
I can't believe how many times that shit got proved wrong.

>> No.13967226

>>13967208
Why the hell is this always the song of the /d/? >You have to include everything
>Just ignore it
>People are so sensitive

Well golly gee mister, I can't think of what could have happened in the thread's past to have made things that way.

>> No.13967228

>>13967214
Man if only I could see this same thing transpire in the daythreads. Hoooly shit, if you think it's bad now son, wait till something similar happens then.

>> No.13967229

YURIFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.13967230

>>13967214
There is literally no difference between day and night threads its the same hive of autist 24/7.

>> No.13967231

>>13967216
No, I think she's crying because someone jammed a popsicle stick in her head.

>> No.13967233

>>13967222
Too fast for /mgt/.

Not enough OC dumping.

>> No.13967234

>>13967215

>I actually made this scenario in Artificial Acadamy 2.

>> No.13967235

>>13967218
Me too anon, but it is not for here...

>>13967216
Well obviously. The people who claim to "love them" prefer to yell at each other, full of piss and vinegar, at the slightest thing which does not conform to their narrow, personalized perceptions.

It'd drive anyone to tears. Makes them feel unloved. Why can't we stop this and go love some MGs? Oh right they don't exist.
And even if they did the same thing would happen.

>> No.13967237

>>13967234
>AA2
>>>/vg/

>> No.13967238

>>13967222
I'M NOT SERIOUS, STUPID!

>> No.13967239

>>13967238
Do explain though, pls!

>> No.13967240

>>13967222
mod moves us here but /d/ would have probably been a better choice in all honesty.

>> No.13967241

>>13967240
No, it really wouldn't have.

>> No.13967243

Ebola-chan monstergirl when?

>> No.13967244

>>13967222
Because this is MGE more than porn, and about the only /d/ fetish nobody really detests here is BDSM and that's practically vanilla at this point.

Plenty of yuri, futa, yaoi, monsterboys and all that other stuff over at The Ocho if people care that much. Or they can make a thread on /d/. Don't see why they feel they have to force it here.

>> No.13967245

>>13967241
What the fuck do you even mean ''wouldn't have''? They still have decent MG threads.

>> No.13967246

>>13967240

An 18+ board would have the advantage of being to post the adult stuff.

Monster girls are, at their core, fetish fuel after all.

>> No.13967247

>>13967243
Since it was meme of the month. There's plenty of pics.

>> No.13967248

>>13967240
No. Have you seen the /gfd/ thread? Nothing but ERP, guys pretending to be girls, how to be more feminine and looking to hook up. It's a gayer /rk9/.

>> No.13967249

>>13967197
A better reason? Like, getting played like a damn fiddle?

>> No.13967252

>All these people thinking we should be moved to /d/

What, us? Vanilla handholding central?

>> No.13967253

>>13967248
Sounds just like us?

What is even the difference?

>> No.13967255

>>13967244
Because, for some incomprehensible reason, they like the "Community" here.

>> No.13967258
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13967258

Which monstergirl has the best fashion sense? My vote goes for upgraded matango.

>> No.13967260

>>13967245
Then all the people with /d/ fetishes can enjoy them there. That's even less reason to try to include those things here.

>> No.13967261

>>13967182
Fuck's sake, Alp. You could have put that effort toward improving one of your stories.

>> No.13967262

>>13967252
Who says that? Don't put words in our mouths.

The whole point is that they still have MG threads and they are way less dramatic and shitty.

>> No.13967264

>>13967253
Guy, don't even, I'm talking guys taking hormones so they can live their trap fantasies among other nastiness. Better these threads die than ever go to /d/.

>> No.13967265

>>13967252
According to that poll from the last tread, we don't even like anal.

>> No.13967267

>>13967262
Then go there and fuck off.

>> No.13967268

>>13967248
Is that really any worse then people here imagining having fake daughters with imaginary monster or writing stories about little boys in monster kindergarten? Anons have always been weird as fuck

>> No.13967269

>>13967265
How.

>> No.13967273

>>13967240
It would have it's ups and downs. We'd be able to post nsfw, but some of the other threads may try to leak into ours. I do not want to see morbidly obese diaper vore MGs.

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13967274

I think I'm in love with this wurm.

She's just so beautiful.

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13967275

Boy, I sure do love Matango

>> No.13967276

>>13967267
That wouldn't fucking prevent /jp/ from having a shitty drama version of the other threads!

How do we even fix /mgt/?

>> No.13967277

>>13967262
>they are way less dramatic and shitty.
No, they are just way less as a whole. Much less discussion, posting, content creation.

>> No.13967278

>>13967261
Where's the fun in that? Sounds like hard work to me.

>> No.13967280

>>13967274
Not too subtle, are you?

>> No.13967282

>>13967265
Link?

>> No.13967283

>>13967268
Yes, like Theater Actors and War Reeanactors are a different tier than LARPers even though a reductionist would just say it's all grown men playing pretend.

>> No.13967284

>>13967277
Yes, correct!

That's because we're all here!

>> No.13967285

>>13967234
Bi MG harem is my ultimate fantasy.

>Having a Hellhound and a Cheshire kiss while the Hellhound rides you and the Cheshire sits on your face
>Can switch so that the Hellhound sits on the Cheshire's face and you fuck the Cheshire while kissing the Hellhound or vice versa

Countless possibilities, all of them wonderful.

>> No.13967286

>>13967274
The only Wurm we have with abs. I can understand that.

>> No.13967287

>>13967268
Yes, it is. YOU want to go there, feel free to leave.

>>13967265
That was because it was vaguely worded, it asked if you like anal, giving or receiving, but unclear as to which option was which. Besides, it was paired with a poll about futa, so people were suspicious.

I love the idea of assfucking MGs.

Just not Anucucks.

>> No.13967288

>>13967284
We are the problem, not where we post.

>> No.13967289

>>13967282
http://strawpoll.me/5255029/r

>> No.13967290

>>13967288
Yes!

Finally, someone fucking understands the problem at hand here!

>> No.13967291

>>13967276
If you don't like it here, leave. No one will miss you.

>> No.13967292

>>13967275
The spores and immobility are a deal breaker. I'd some soft, spongy shroom girls otherwise.

>> No.13967293

>>13967280

Subtle? About what? I just can't get my eyes off of that wurm.

If anything I'm hoping for a version that isn't a fucking banner.

Actually now that I think of it I probably should have cropped it.

>> No.13967295

>>13967276
By having the /d/ inclusionists just shut the hell up for once. Like /d/-kun or Quicksilver. They got some weird ass fetishes but they're not constantly whining or rocking the boat. Because they care more about the thread than pushing some fetish that will cause it to burst into flame.

>> No.13967296

>>13967290
We don't care.

>> No.13967297

>>13967285
Fuck off

>> No.13967299

>>13967291
No one said that.

No one would even miss anything useful in this place before it's too late.

>> No.13967301

>>13967292
>immobility
"Furthermore, while it has been presumed that matango can't move on their own, recently matango that have received plenty of nutrients from men have stopped rooting themselves in the ground. They've even been observed moving by being carried by their men while having their roots entwined around them. "

>> No.13967302

>>13967285

I like the way you think.

Except use lamias instead. Snakepiles.

>> No.13967303

>>13967276
The only way to "Fix" /mgt/ is to get rid of the autist who overreact to everything but considering we are all anon that isent going to happen.

>> No.13967304

>>13967203
It'll be better by tomorrow.

>> No.13967305

I'm glad for anubiscucker. I didn't like the werewolf-with-sand-in-her-vagina anyway. Hopefully this culls their over-saturation. People only like her for the '!' anyway.

>> No.13967306

>>13967276
>>13967284
Door's right there. We are not going to /d/ nor Is their shit welcome here.

>> No.13967312

>>13967303
So everyone?

>> No.13967313

>>13967276
>How do we even fix /mgt/?
You don't. /mgt/ will always find something to create a shitstorm over.

>> No.13967314

>>13967303
Then shut up.

>> No.13967318

>>13967301
That's like saying a quadriplegic isn't immobile because someone can carry them around.
Fine, incapable of unassisted locomotion. There.

>> No.13967319

>>13967249
No. I'll let you wonder
And I wasn't being played like a fiddle, for I knew all along
Yeah. You can't out bully the bullier

>> No.13967323

>>13967306
We noticed.

All that drama you caused about ''yurifags'' is truly useful to the thread btw.

>> No.13967325

>>13967303
But you're the problem though, posting stuff you know will cause a shitstorm because you're so selfish you can't just not talk about it for harmony. Instead you call everyone else a bunch of oversensitive autists and do whatever the hell you want.

>> No.13967326

>>13967299
If you fell off that high horse, it'd take you over an hour to hit the ground.

>> No.13967327
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13967327

You guys notice none of this shit happens when /d/ and /u/ are kept away right? WE are not the problem, but the arsonists trying to force their way in here.

>> No.13967329

>>13967287
>"That's not going away soon..."
inb4 >capeshit

>> No.13967331

>>13967325

Both of you are equally responsible for the shitstorms.

It takes two to tango after all.

>> No.13967332

>>13967319
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>> No.13967333

>>13967327
>We knocked a candle over and it started a big fire!
>The person who lit the candle is to blame!

>> No.13967334

>>13967258
Finally some content for mad hatter, about god damn time!

>> No.13967335

>>13967325
>We should only be allowed to talk about thread approved safe topics.

>> No.13967337

>>13967326
That sounds exactly like /mtg/ right now. You guys need to grow up and stop throwing shit at each other, seriously.

There's no point in arguing about this kind of stuff when it's going to cause a shitstorm in the first place, you aren't any better than each other.

>> No.13967338

>>13967327

What the fuck is she holding?

>> No.13967339

>>13967327
Yes, every time. And it's always the same song and dance with them which is "I like it and I want to talk about it. Fuck you, I'm a firestarter and I'm going to smoke next to this barrel of gasoline.

>>13967333
Yes. Yes it is.

>> No.13967341

>>13966320
Wait, are you saying we should pay for art where the artist draws US fucking a character? Like literally our likeness?
Because that is some serious fucking DA tier autism right there buddy.
If I'm a cuck because I'm not willing to do that then so fucking be it.

>> No.13967344

>>13967327
>We're not to blame! It's does damn futafags and yurifags out to destroy us!

>> No.13967345

>>13967297
>MG three ways are now taboo
K

>>13967302
Snake piles are also lovely
>Two coiled around you at the same time
>One pressed against your back and kissing your neck and nibbling your ear
>Other one is fucking you from the front while exploring your mouth with her tongue

>> No.13967346

>>13967327
The problem lay in this thread and how the majority of people react to things. You'll never succeed in always keeping away the things you don't like. Shit happens.

>> No.13967347

>>13967287
>unclear as to which option was which. Besides, it was paired with a poll about futa, so people were suspicious.
This is why I didn't vote in it.

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13967348

>Some people just want to watch the world burn

>> No.13967349

>>13967327
Its always been like this even since /a/ you cant just push the blame to /d /and /u/ because it suits your argument right at this moment.

>> No.13967350

>>13967344
>We're not to blame! It's does damn anti-fetishist out to destroy us!

>> No.13967351

>>13967335
Considering the nuclear meltdown topics are only a small handful, yeah pretty much. It's a small price to pay. There will always be minor shitstorms about lots of stuff but the bitter hours long ones can be largely avoided.

>> No.13967352 [DELETED] 

>>13967333
We are volatile, we are gasoline, you wouldn't ask gas not to burn. You have three entire fucking boards for the content you want, so YOU are to blame, there's no reason for you to come here, so don't play the victim, don't like how we do things? LEAVE.

>> No.13967353

>>13967341
Personally I just use the likenesses of my custom vidya characters.

>> No.13967354

>>13967332
I'm still upset you made this weird. You're fucking lewd, Alpie, you know that?

>> No.13967355

>>13967354
I apologize for nothing.

>> No.13967356

>>13967348
I want to burn myself in her!

>> No.13967358

>>13967346
>just ignore it

No.

>> No.13967359

>>13967344
When they make up a minority of the thread, they should just let it go instead of thinking they're entitled to anything. Everyone gets along better that way. I got some fetishes I don't talk about here because I care about the place not burning down.

>> No.13967360

>>13967355
I knew you wouldn't

>> No.13967362

>>13967352
Nowhere in the rules of the board it says any of those people aren't allowed.

You're literally a fucking autistic circlejerker from some annoying IRC group trying to gang on people who are saner than you dumbasses trying to rule a thread that isn't even supposed to have any more rules than the ones written by Mods.

This is what's killing /mgt/.

>> No.13967363

>>13967349
Yet the triggers for shitstorms are always the same. Yuri, futa, monsterboys, pegging , sounding , vore, all /d/ shit. You are not fooling anybody.

>inb4 monstergirls are /d/

BUT WE AREN'T IN /d/ ARE WE NOW??

>> No.13967364

>>13967358
Never said that

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13967365

Metaposting a shit. Discuss this instead.

>> No.13967367

>>13967341
No, a generic faceless self insert, or a disembodied white penis

Self Insert =/= OC donut steel

>> No.13967368

>>13967362
Cry more, we don't have to accept you.

>> No.13967369

>>13967360
Now only one thing remains.
What is my next update, so I'll know what I'll have to proofread before posting?

>> No.13967370

>>13967362
You must really be banking on people not remembering every /d/ pusher that's come before you. Get a new line and try again.

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>>13967365

>> No.13967374

>>13967369
Surprise me

>> No.13967375

>>13967365
Why does she remind me of Wanda from Bojack Horseman?

>> No.13967376

>>13967365
owls
I don't give a hoot.

>> No.13967377

Can we finally kick yurifags out of here forever? Just treat them the same as monsterboyfags.

>> No.13967379

>>13967363
>the triggers are the same
>someone posts said content after a long period of time and always results in 10 other dudes sperging out about it like it's supposed to be that rare in anime worlds these days
>half the other dudes are ok with it
This is one of the most frustrating things about you guys, you just don't want to accept each other.
Seriously, this argument is dumb as hell.

>> No.13967381

>Yet the triggers for shitstorms are always the same. Yuri, futa, monsterboys, pegging , sounding , vore, all /d/ shit.
That's so fucking wrong its laughable we have shitstorms about maledom/femdom all the time and we had meltdowns about stupid shit like mindflayers and cupid arrows. These threads have always been volatile about stupid little things

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13967384

W-which monstergirl would you tease or bully? Guys please help me help you.

>> No.13967385

>>13967369
Endurance or Night Terrors!

>> No.13967387

>>13967365
God she's good at being an owl.

>> No.13967390

>>13967384
Minotaur. All. The. Way.

>> No.13967392

>>13967384
A monoeye or a oomukade

>> No.13967393

>>13967368
No one cares about me. No one should. No one needs to.

What I have to wonder and why I have to ask is, why does it matter if someone else likes content that you don't and why would you fucking barge in their conversations? What the fuck is the point when you don't even like the content discussed, that is literally flaming and against the rules anyway.

We don't even have to listen to your shitstorms but we still do.

>> No.13967394

>>13967379
>>13967381
So the fuck what? Those things at least belong here and do not cause a shitstorm 100% We've been fighting about yuri and /d/ for like five hours nor, those other never last this long, and just because we have those doesn't mean we have to suffer your shit as well.

>> No.13967395

>>13967384
Definitely not Moth-chan.
I'd never bully Moth-chan.
Unless we're talking about bullying her pussy with my dick.

>> No.13967396

>>13967362
Dude. I'm (probably) on your side, but fucking really? What IRC even? Cause, thing is, most of them ignore the thread because they aren't the easily-offended, "My way or the highway" autists that make up the thread. Except ELH. And even then, not with regards to fetishes and shit.

You're boogeymanning to an extreme degree.

>> No.13967397

>>13967385
Bishie!

>> No.13967398

>>13967390
All the way through?

>> No.13967403

>>13967377
>Implying you really have the power to do this

>>13967394
Three, actually.

>> No.13967404

>>13967379
It actually makes perfect sense when you realize most people in here have a hated fetish, but they also hate others on the hated list. There's futafags that hate sounding. There's yurifags who hate vore. So the overlap causes a shitstorm because almost nobody is okay with everything. That list is the key core of the most divisive shit though. Don't have the divisive subjects, don't have the worst shitstorms.

Assuming it's some small minority bitching every time is the dumbest mistake anyone could make.

And arguing that everyone should accept everything is equally retarded. There's a delicate balance and it works most of the time when entitled cunts don't demand their small slice of exotic satisfaction.

>> No.13967405

>>13967396
Maybe so, but it is amazingly stupid how a bunch of shitters always manage to get together and they always end up driving everyone away and causing gigantic shistorms just to pitchfork specific groups of people who are having fun.

It's not even normal.

>> No.13967406

>>13967393
>why does it matter if someone else likes content that you don't and why would you fucking barge in their conversations?

Because just because YOU like it doesn't mean we have to. Because you have your own board for those topics. Because fuck anymore of you fags coming in here and fucking everything up.

>> No.13967408

>>13967394
>Those things at least belong here
Im glad we have you to decide which fetish do and dont belong in these threads.

>> No.13967409

>>13967377
I will agree to not talking about yuri ever. I already don't anyway.
On the condition that we not force new dank memes.

>> No.13967410

>>13967398
Yes!

>> No.13967411

>>13967381
>meltdowns about stupid shit like mindflayers and cupid arrows
That happens once per profile when it's freshly out. Besides that it's occasional "waaaah I don't like this" posts with no followup, and virtually any girl gets that every once in a while.

>> No.13967413

>>13967406
>Because fuck anymore of you fags coming in here and fucking everything up.
Pretty sure I've been here for longer than you and I don't even go here for MGs. Pretty sure that applies to 80% of you.

Also, pot calling kettle black.

>> No.13967415

>>13967405
>Barge into a community and demand things your way
>Surprised when they mob up on you

This right here is some class A gall. Then you have the temerity to play the victim too.

>> No.13967417

Don't derail the thread please.

>> No.13967418

>>13967409
Too late. Anubicuck is already here to stay.
Fuck.

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>>13967365

>> No.13967421

>>13967403
We kept out alps by being organized before they got "popular." Yuri is not accepted here, we can still keep it out.

>> No.13967424

>>13967415
>me
>a victim of anything
The victim here is the OTHER people you guys harass. You guys are so deluded it just hurts to read.

I couldn't give any more of a shit if you cry about me or not.

>Community
>>>/gaiaonline/

>> No.13967425

>>13967406
just because you dont like it dosent mean you have to start a shitstorm every time its mentioned how does that benefit anyone?

>> No.13967426

>>13967413
>and I don't even go here for MGs
Literally why the fuck do you even come here for then?

>> No.13967430

>>13967418
Try not to (rein)force dank new memes, anon.

>> No.13967431

>>13967385
>>13967397
Guess we have a winner then. It'll be two weeks, because I'll be enjoying the last of summer getting eaten by gnats and mosquitoes inna woods.

>> No.13967432

I'm here to talk about monster girls.

But most of the time it's just a fucking shitstorm.

I don't care which side wins, the vanilla, the /d/, or if they compromise and make every Friday that ends on a 4 or 8 futa Friday.

I just want the shitstorms to fucking end.

>> No.13967440

>>13967415
Not even surprised, this guy's convinced we're all in some IRC, conspiring against him.
It's the same behavior as that Windows 10 guy from earlier.
>I got told to fuck off more than once, clearly this is some highly organized operation designed to attack me and me alone!

>> No.13967441

>>13967426
This is /jp/, retard. This was more than MGs a long time ago.

Nice how you show your knowledge about the board that you even barely lurk around for.

>> No.13967442

>>13967408
Maledom and femdom are part of the fetish and before you even try to be glib, 90% of the focus of these threads is MGE, so yuri, monsterboys, futa and all the other shit have no pace here, don't even try.

>> No.13967443

I'm beginning to remember why I stopped writing...

>> No.13967444

>>13967432
Then talk with me about monstergirls and ignore the meta.

>> No.13967447

>>13967424
>I couldn't give any more of a shit if you cry about me or not.
Why? Too busy getting offended on behalf of others?

>> No.13967449

>>13967421
You'll accept yuri just like you accepted alps. All it takes is time and circumstance. Yuri insofar as monstergirls munching muff when they can't find dick, is not only canon but has always been around, and it always will be. You're probably one of the last faggots from the '>she' and 'wanting to fuck a man' days. The things like yuri ad alps don't die out. Faggots like you do.

>> No.13967453

>>13967443
Why was that, then?

>> No.13967455 [DELETED] 

>>13967447
No, too busy taking a bath in between all the salt and butthurt you guys cause to yourselves.

>> No.13967456

>>13967432
I barley even read these threads anymore. Most of the time I just skim for new artwork.

>> No.13967458

Janet pls bring the banhammer!

>> No.13967461

>>13967449
>alps
>accepted

Dude, what kind of other dimension are you living in?

Even that chubby alp fagot fucked off eventually

>> No.13967462

>>13967432
Sadly, shitposters hate us for...reasons.
We must get kicked off of /jp/ and moved to /d/, because either
>/jp/ posters are mad that we are interrupting their touhou threads somehow (which is the unlikely cause)
>some dude from back on /a/ still hates us and needs us to go to /d/ because reasons
Or ghost posters, but who the fuck ghostposts on /jp/?

>> No.13967463

>>13967441
Nobody was talking about the board as a whole, fucknugget.

>> No.13967467

>>13967425
You realize we are getting nowhere? The fact is, you are the ones barging in here, you don't see us in /d/ and demanding the thread be vanilla, why don't you leave?

>>13967413
>trying to pull seniority

Fucking really?

>> No.13967468

>>13967461
Chubby Alp Senpai did nothing wrong.

>> No.13967472

>>13967443
I dont blame you whoever you are I couldn't imagine writing an actual none cliche interesting story without whipping the autist into a fury.

>> No.13967473

>>13967449
I was just lurking till now, but shut the fuck up already.

>> No.13967474

>>13967384
Moth-chan deserves better than bullying, anon.
Shame on you.

>> No.13967476

>>13967449

Is yuri acceptable if monsters do yuri as a way to attract males?

>Two succubi grinding in the middle of town
>Attract a group of men
>It's a trap! More monsters start jumping out and catching the men

>> No.13967478

>>13967472
>having the ego to call your own shit interesting
Anon, gross.

>> No.13967480

>>13967461
>Even that chubby alp fagot fucked off eventually
Bad example, man, that shit was just autistic and fucking stupid. Alps aren't liked but they no longer trigger storms. that's as close to acceptance as you get here.

>> No.13967482

>>13967453
I read through the threads while writing to help make up ideas, but too many yuri or dom/sub fights would start up and just kill the mood.

>> No.13967483
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13967483

>>13967384
Butterflies, in a completely non-sexual way

>> No.13967484

>>13967449
No we fucking won't, you've made sure of that.

>> No.13967485

>>13966960
>Tell me, did you cry as you moaned in ecstacy under someone not yourself?
Wait, does this mean he is cucking himself with himself? The way this sentence is constructed makes it seem like there are three of him.

>> No.13967486

>>13967476
No yuri.

>> No.13967487

>>13967463
Who gives a shit? You're the one asking.

You guys think everything should revolve around you with no rules or context given as opposed to what everyone else that has anything related to the topic itself wants to discuss and come here for some reason and that's not how it fucking works.

>> No.13967488

>>13967449
I don't believe this is not false flagging.

>> No.13967489

>>13967482
Yuri is honestly pretty uncommon, comes up about as much as something like pegging. But then there's not a ton of people that both like it and are stupid enough to push it.

>> No.13967491

>>13967482
You want an idea? Married life with hellhound delinquent.

>> No.13967494

>>13965149
I'm still working on CC Dragon healing. I'm slow to get started writing.

>> No.13967495

Is anubiscuck the new bob? Is he even more powerful?

>> No.13967500

>>13967495
He can't be. He doesn't have a secret club.

>> No.13967502

>>13967494
Sweet, take you time.

>> No.13967503

>>13967476
Why wouldn't they simply all go around town and snatch up husbandos on their own?

>> No.13967504

>>13967495
Why is he a cuck in the first place?

>> No.13967505

>>13967485
>did you cry as she moaned in ecstacy under someone not yourself?

There.

>> No.13967507

>>13967503
Because he want to push yuri somehow.

>> No.13967508

>>13967504
its an epic new meme

>> No.13967509

>>13967485
It's like you don't have an alped clone of yourself.

>> No.13967511

>>13967504
No. Read the thread.

>> No.13967512

>>13967504
Cause he likes yuri.

>> No.13967513

>>13967484
Time will tell I mean I don't care either way I'm not really a yuri fag, but I've thrown my coin in, and I love being proven right.

>>13967500
>inb4 mywaifu'sstuddragonwon'tletmeTouch Fluffy Tail pops up

>> No.13967514

>>13967495
Try not to force dank new memes.

>> No.13967515

>>13967512
That makes no sense.

>>13967511
I saw a pic of a yuri couple licking themselves and a guy.

I did not see cucks in there.

>> No.13967516

>>13967504
Well you see he-WAIT A MINUTE! Ho, almost had me restart the shitstorm.

>> No.13967518

>>13967504

If I followed the thread right, it all started when someone commissioned a yuri Anubis/Dragon pick, so the way the reasoning goes is that because he wants to see his monster with another monster he's a cuck.

Or am I wrong? I just skimmed most of the thread.

>> No.13967519

>>13967515
>That makes no sense
Welcome to /mgt/.

>> No.13967520

where were you when /mgt/ dies?

I was sleeping when my mom walks in

'/mgt/ is kill'

'no'

>> No.13967522

>>13967504
He paid to have the girl he wanted to fuck fucking another girl instead.

>> No.13967523

>>13967516
You do it yourself, no one even has to do it for you.

>>13967519
Pretty much.

>> No.13967524

>>13967518
Yup, that's the logic. Nevermind that, despite his obsession, Anubi are hardly "His monster". Same with Dragons too on the flipside. He started the Dragonslut thing too.

>> No.13967525

>>13967522
>>13967519
>>13967518
>>13967515
>>13967512
LIKE. A. FIDDLE.

>> No.13967526

>>13967524

When I say "his monster" I mean an individual example of that monsters that's his waifu.

>> No.13967527
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13967527

Sahuagins would like to remind you that they still exist and that Mucus Toad can't give you the kind of lovin' they can!

>> No.13967528

>>13967525
Well I don't even need proof or anything anymore.

Just look at this shit...you guys are really the cause of your shitstorms.

>> No.13967530

>>13967518
>somebody just checked the thread and had to skim it
>I was here since this started
>realize this shit has been going on like four hundred posts and several hours

Welp, I'm leaving and going to go write or something.

>> No.13967531

>>13967526
The same logic applies though; it's not as if all depictions of Anubi are automatically his waifu.

>> No.13967532

>>13967527
STAY AWAY FROM ME AQUATIC WASHBOARD

>> No.13967533

>>13967527

Aren't they slimey?

>> No.13967534

>>13967410
I wish.

>> No.13967535

>>13967514
Meme? That's going to be a thread staple.

ANUBISFUCKER IS DEAD! LONG LIVE ANUBICUCK!

>> No.13967536

>>13967524
Yeah. I like Anubis girls too.
I would rather we not, again, force this shit.
I know it's tempting to want to make fun of a guy who commissioned yuri, I know, we just can't fucking talk about monster girls instead of meta, but not at the cost of yet another monstergirl 'not being a valid option' and shit.

>> No.13967537

>>13967533
No, they're neat.

>> No.13967539

I want to be the pool boy for a rich, single Tanuki, and then I want her to seduce me more and more as I visit to do my job until she eventually husbandos me. She'll also tell me that I still have to clean the pool.

>> No.13967540

>>13967520
I was jerking off to some porn I found that I kinda liked.

I didn't really care.

>> No.13967541

>>13967528
I blame yurifags pushing their cuck fetish.

>> No.13967542

>>13967536
Too late anon. See >>13967535

>> No.13967543

>>13967526
His is the one on the dress.

I'm going to commission horrible things happening to her.

>> No.13967545

>>13967541
No I blame you for pushing both as some kind of terrorist meme group when in reality you're the terrorist meme groups yourselves.

It's like you're not even aware of your actions.

>> No.13967547

>>13967527
>no slimy rubbing
>no long tongue
>no thick thighs designed for bouncing

>> No.13967549

>>13967542
I'm pretty sure that's just autism talking.

>> No.13967550

>>13967530
I just woke up to 1200+ posts to skim over. You fucks have been going a lot longer than 400, bud.

>> No.13967551

>>13967549
We can only hope.

>> No.13967552

>>13967545
>>13966889

>> No.13967553

>>13967528
>assholes pushing their shit and playing the victim and whining to be accepted cause shitstorms

FTFY

The only shitstorms we cause ourselves anymore are maledom and femdom related.

>> No.13967554

>>13967545
>TFW we Troll Terrorists now

>> No.13967555
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13967555

>>13967532

>> No.13967556

>>13967530
>tfw this was going on from before midnight my time
>it's now 4am
>last night's shitstorm extended into tomorrow
It's like 65% of the thread, too. I think this is a new record.

>> No.13967557
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13967557

Fat-bottomed Hounds make the rocking world go round!

>> No.13967558

>>13967550
I just guessed. Last time I checked the post count it was around a thousand. Oh god.

>> No.13967559

>>13967520
But I just arrived. The party can't end yet!

>> No.13967561

>>13967555
This girl is cute, why don't people talk more about her.

>> No.13967562

>>13967557
Damn, girl.
Back it up.

>> No.13967563

>>13964507
1426 replies in 9 hours.
What have you guys been up too? Did 2017 come early?

>> No.13967564

>>13967527
0/10 too emotional for a sahuagin

>> No.13967565

>>13967549
I will never let it die. Go ahead, call me an autist, I don't care, anubiscuck will live with his guilt the rest of his days.

>> No.13967566
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13967566

I'm conflicted.

I love desert monsters but I can't fucking stand the heat.

>> No.13967567

>>13967563
Skip it for your sanity. There's nothing good in there, nothing at all.

>> No.13967568

>>13967563
Just the opposite actually. Proof positive that we will never, ever be worthy of MGs.

Run anon. Run while you can.

>> No.13967571

>>13967563
This is weird as fuck. Even when a shitstorm rolls around this time of the day there's a fraction of the current post count and it dies down quicker.

>> No.13967572

>>13967555
Oh please, she's a flat fish. What's she gonna do, rape me?

>> No.13967573

What would you do if you're monstergirl waifu suddenly turned into a vampire? Would you give her the B?

>> No.13967574

>>13967555
>Wrong pool
No. No, I think I'm in the right one if she's there. They are real nice.

>>13967567
Can confirm. Just skimmed it myself, and there weren't even any stories or real greentexts posted. Skip it today.

>> No.13967575

>>13967565
I find myself having the strange thought of what it would be like to rest my feet in the Khepri's manaball while I rimmed the Anubis.

>> No.13967576

>>13967553
>assholes pushing their shit and playing the victim and whining to be accepted cause shitstorms
Sounds just like everyone else!

>>13967552
There's nothing much redeeming the thread a few posts after that.

That wasn't even the real ignition point.

>> No.13967577

>>13967575
Pfft, meant for >>13967566

>>13967565
Can just go fuck himself with his dank memes.

>> No.13967578

>>13967568
We'd end up with the worst kind of monstergirls.
>Just look at him! He and a hundred other people have been flinging shit at each other on the internet for 5 hours!
>"It's okay! I can fix him!"

>> No.13967579

>>13967573
>Vampire kungfu bear
I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED

>> No.13967580

>>13967563
>>13967567
Saves an hour of skimming, thanks anons.

>> No.13967582

>>13967576
>>That wasn't even the real ignition point.
I don't care, it proves my point.

>> No.13967583

>>13967555
>You stepped inna wrong pool, boya
What's she gonna do, stare at me blankly?

>> No.13967585

>>13967577
Dank memes, is that all you can say? Anubiscuck is our past, present and future.

>> No.13967586

>>13967571
It was a particularly heated one.

>> No.13967587

>>13967573

>A ghost vampire

Wait- There's something very wrong with this.

>> No.13967588

>>13967582
Yes and no.

You're still a dumbass for participating in it back then and pretending to be innocent.

>> No.13967589

>>13967578
>MGs with no self-respect who'll cater to our every selfish desire
I thought that was what people here wanted anyway?

>> No.13967591
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13967591

>>13967566
Would you like dessert monster girls then?

>> No.13967592

>>13967578
Monster Girls with healing fetishes are the best though! And I have a healing fetish too! We can fetish heal each other!

>> No.13967593

>>13967566
Tell Pharaoh of the wonders and magics of modern air conditioners.

>> No.13967595
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13967595

snot slimegirl

>> No.13967597

>>13967573
>Vampire Lich
Oh no. Please no.

>> No.13967598

Shitty sub Kobolds should be completely forgotten for the clearly superior dom Kobold.

>> No.13967599

>>13967595
Semen slimegirl

>> No.13967600

>>13967591
Either that popsicle stick is a tail, or she has an asshole as wide as a basketball.

>> No.13967602

>>13967588
Yes and this was my first post >>13967417, dumbass.

>> No.13967604

I love the new kobold.

I just want to pet her head.

>> No.13967606
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13967606

>>13967573
Eh, I'm more partial to the Lich-y side of Undead...

>> No.13967607

>>13967595
Getting real tired of this shit

>> No.13967608

>>13967598
Eh, I will take neither.

>> No.13967610

>>13967602
Then you got mad and went crazy about it.

Point proven.

>> No.13967611
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13967611

>>13967598

>> No.13967614

>>13967606
Wouldn't she be a mummy?

>> No.13967616

Shitty sub Alps should be completely forgotten for the clearly superior dom Alps.

>> No.13967618

>>13967604
Agreed, dog and cute girl fused together to make the ultimate compainion. It's not even the shitty Full Metal Alchemist kind.

>> No.13967620

>>13967589
>>13967592
You're going to get waifus with high blood pressure who micromanage your lives, anons.

>> No.13967621

>>13967610
My point? Sure.

>> No.13967629

>>13967618

She'd be great for out of shape people.

Imagine taking her for a walk, which would be more like going for a run.

>> No.13967630

Hey guys our shitstorm was so intense Stockholm syndrome autist gave up

>> No.13967632

>>13967604
Yepp. Small, cute, meek, aims to please.
I could not stop myself from petting and praising one.

>> No.13967633

>>13967630
But you are still here.

>> No.13967634
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13967634

>Let the thread yesterday in a good mood
>Open it now and see all of this

>> No.13967636

>>13967630
Thanks for reminding him Anon.

>> No.13967638

>>13967630
Like a guy showing up to spraypaint naughty graffiti only to find out the whole neighborhood is on fire.

>> No.13967639

>>13967620
Tanuki kind of fits that role. She pays for everything and has servanta to deal with her husband's needs. They're kinda like a sexy housepet.

>> No.13967641

>>13967633
Your point?

>> No.13967642

>>13967614
High Magical Power is what sets one apart from the common [undead] folk. And she can't be a Pharaoh because that is a position of birthright.

>> No.13967643

>>13967634
But we are happy now!

>> No.13967647

>>13967620
But I love clingy obsessive controlling dominant haughty girls though!

I need one because I have terrible self control and self management, and constantly make terrible decisions.

>> No.13967648

>>13967638
It was always a ghetto though.

The only difference is that we got gangwars going.

>> No.13967650

>>13967604
Yep. She is such a good girl, even the religious folk of that world don't hate her. She deserves headpats and rubs.

>>13967634
It'll go back to how it was eventually. Just people letting out their frustration from not being able to get anyone to bite their bait for a few threads.

>> No.13967654

>>13967641
Nothing, you posted "it", becoming the new "him".

>> No.13967655
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13967655

>>13967643

>> No.13967660

>>13967630
He hasn't posted since yesterday has he?

>> No.13967662

>>13967654
Maybe it's teh fact I haven't slept in like 20 hours, but I don't understand you and don't care either way.

>> No.13967664

>>13967660
>>13967102

>> No.13967667

>>13967660
He posted today, but seeing the hell that was raging, I imagine he said fuck it.

>> No.13967669 [DELETED] 

Well, I guess that, as I go to bed, I should reflect on my new reputation, and how I should make that Dragoon story have a cuckold twist to it...

>> No.13967671

>>13967604
Her head, tummy and other places.

>> No.13967672

>>13967669
You stupid asshole.

>> No.13967676

>>13967669
Might as well. You're gonna be catching shit from a few guys for a while, so might as well make it permanent, right?

>> No.13967677

>>13967620
You're saying this like it's a bad thing.

>> No.13967678

>>13967643
I will be happy when fucking .less follows Bob's path and stops coming to these threads

>> No.13967679

>>13967669
Goodnight Anubiscuck, don't fuck your waifu, that would be respectable.

>> No.13967680

>>13967669
Not funny.

>> No.13967681

>>13967669
You faggot.

>> No.13967682

>>13967664
That's actually funny given the context, nevertheless, see him wear it out in no time.

>> No.13967685

>>13967669
Hahah man you're so funny

No

>> No.13967686

>>13967669
Later cucksucker.

>> No.13967687

>>13967680
>>13967685
Of course not.

>>13967672
>>13967681
Get a sense of humor guys. If you can't laugh off the really obvious shit, then we really are doomed.

>> No.13967689

>>13967669
I just had the best idea. What if the dragon ntr'd the man, but in the end it's not really a catgirl, but the husband in a cat costume... My sleep deprieved brain is weird.

>> No.13967691

>>13967678
I'll be happy when that stalker posts pics of all the things he has done to .less.

>> No.13967692

>>13967669
Yurishit cucking? I mean, you want to be true to yourself, you idiot.

>> No.13967694

>>13967689
The catgirl has her own dragon.

Go to sleep anon, you're as drunk as me.

>> No.13967699

You know what's funny? When the image was originally posted, most people were indifferent to it. They didn't think that much of it. And quickly discussion went back to normal.

Then after some time someone remarks about how amazing it was less posted a bait picture and no one freaked out, then one anon freaked out about it being called a bait picture, and then someone posted about how Anubisfucker commissioning it kind of makes him a cuck, and then it all went downhill.

>> No.13967700

>>13967687
I'ts not funny dude. I liked anubis.

>> No.13967701
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13967701

>>13967634
Yeah. It's pretty bad.
In other news, I got this earlier today.
Now I just need a pic of her with a Stand and shit.

>> No.13967702

>>13967687
You only say that because you don't want anyone to find out you're a lunatic who caused a flamewar.

Which is rule breaking.

Even if it's arguing with yourself.

>> No.13967703

>>13967687
>Get a sense of humor guys.
This coming from the guy posting completely unfunny shit?

>> No.13967704

>>13967687
I agree with >>13967700.
I was trying to tell you to lay low, and you're not improving my opinion of you right now.

>> No.13967705

>>13967692
No.

>> No.13967707

>>13967699
Anubiscuck admitted to commissioning the picture and not giving a fuck about posting it. He knew exactly what would happen.

>> No.13967709

>>13967700
>Liked
>Letting someone else's bullshit affect how you feel about something that's completely subjective
I'm not even sorry about that. I just pity you.

>> No.13967711

>>13966719
You litte shit

>> No.13967712

>>13967699
Meh, I've been writing a big dumb greentext that I'm not gonna post here, I'm glad these 400+ posts that occurred since I've started can all be skipped over

>> No.13967713

>>13967705
You already did it with a dragon, follow through you cuck.

>> No.13967714

>>13967712
What was it about?

>> No.13967718

>>13967713
I'm not that faggot and stop that shit.

>> No.13967722

>>13967712
Do you feel silly now?

>> No.13967723

>>13967687
Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.13967726

>>13967709
i liked to talk about them. Will I be able to do it now without being shitposted to hell? Only time will tell.

>> No.13967728

>>13967718
But we agree he's a cuck?

>> No.13967731

>>13967726
I pray so anon.

Unless that one cuck keeps trying to shove his fetish on us. >>13967713 Maybe he'll stop eventually.

>> No.13967732

>>13967726
People might try, but you can easily, easily disregard their attempts. I don't see why some people have to much trouble with that, man.

>> No.13967734

>>13967728
I agree in that your a fucking faggot.

>> No.13967736

>>13967728
Oh of course

>> No.13967737
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13967737

>>13967726

>> No.13967740

>>13967726
Just filter people who insist on the dank meme and shit.
You can even hide the stub if you know what you're doing.

>> No.13967741

>>13967732
Shitposters man. Fucking daytime threads.

>> No.13967745 [DELETED] 

>>13967731
>>13967734
I'm not the one wanting my wife stolen, much less by a woman. He's the faggot cuck.

>> No.13967748

>>13967741
HEY FUCK YOU, this started at night you fucking jerk.

>> No.13967750

>>13967745
You are the retard forcing memes, kill yourself.

>> No.13967751
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13967751

I want to fuck a fat monster girl!

>> No.13967755

>>13967748
>HEY FUCK YOU, this started always
Fixed it for you.

You can't change a cuck BTW.

>> No.13967757

>>13967748
But the daytime will know.

>> No.13967759

>>13967745
You're the one who keeps writing "Cuck" endlessly.

Far as I'm concerned, it's cause you're-Where'd it go?

This. >>13967135

>> No.13967760

>>13967750
>complaing about memes
>on 4chan

You are making anubiscuck look smart by comparison.

>> No.13967762

So is there a way we can get rid of the /pol/try at all?
I'm pretty sure spamming 'cuck' counts as something, right?

>> No.13967765

>>13967751
Go away Tumblr, no one likes you.

>> No.13967766

>>13967759
Nigga started a flamewar/shitstorm.

He's no better anyway.

Try reporting it and see if it works!

>> No.13967769

>>13967714
Since you asked I'd say it's about a spaghetti-dropping stage 2 alp realizing nothing's going to be the same again and she's got some scary new monster instincts telling her what to do, so she's rushing to play the part of a monstergirl and 'fake it until she makes it' while not completely understanding what she really wants

altogether I can see it going above 4.5k+ words easily but I know this thread wouldn't be into it

>> No.13967770

>>13967762
Mods could do something; if it brings shitposting, it's bannable.

>> No.13967771
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13967771

>>13967762
>/pol/ boogeyman
You're not helping you know. You're pissing gasoline on a fire.

>> No.13967773

>>13967751
I feel Kloah needs to tone down the paizuri.
That's heresy talk, I know, but I want to see more of actual vaginal penetration from him.
He's got enough paizuri pics/doujins than you can shake your dick at, and I need something else.

>> No.13967775

>>13967712
>>13967769
Pastebin what you've got right now, I'm curious. And might as well anyways, it'll help the thread.

>> No.13967776

>>13967759
You can deflect all you like, we have that stupid fuck saying he made the commission. He is what he made himself.

>> No.13967777

>>13967771
Okay, fine, good point.
My point is, I'm pretty sure him spamming the same thing is bannable, right?

>> No.13967778

>>13967769
>a spaghetti-dropping stage 2 alp
I just want an Alp that's an unrepentant, confident rapefiend.

>> No.13967780 [DELETED] 

>>13967777
Spamming what?

How the fuck you gonna ban like 20 people over that you CUCK?

>> No.13967781

>>13967776
>Guy commissions two girls kissing
>"He's a cuck!"
No, wait, please, nevermind, this can't start a third time!

>> No.13967785

>>13967773
He's a tits man. He can't help it.

I'm fine with it.

>> No.13967786

>>13967773
>I want to see more of actual vaginal penetration from him.
Too bad. Only oral or Paizuri from him. And I'm ok with that. Vaginal has always been boring as fuck to me.

>> No.13967800

>>13967781
He brought yuri HERE, he is automatically wrong. More to the point, he commissioned the girl he spergs about every thread with another girl, yes, he is a cuckold. He can try to hide behind saying that's not his Waifu, fact remains, there's no real difference between her and the profile anubi.

>> No.13967804

>>13967781
To be fair, if someone has a waifu and they give money to someone to draw their waifu getting really into it with someone else, I'd assume negative things too.

>> No.13967805

>>13967766
Everyone did.

It was beautiful.

>> No.13967814
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So bedtime, or

>> No.13967818

>>13967805
Yes they did and yes it was. I can't even cap it all.

>> No.13967819

>>13967775
it's late and I haven't even set up a pastebin yet, but you can find what I've posted if you look for the thread titled "Monstergirl feels/greentexts II" on /monster/ and look up ID 9400a3 , that's me

I felt like trying my hand at a greentext after a writer I knew wrote her own much better alp greentext


I can already see a lot of holes in it but people wanted me to finish it so that's what I'm doing

>>13967778
she's kind of like that at first because she alped from prisoner fruits

>> No.13967820 [DELETED] 

>>13967814
No.

I still need to do things in my life. Shitstorms to attend. Cucks to fend off.

I'm not ready for the Stockholm Syndrome life yet.

>> No.13967821

>>13967804
>>13967800
When did it become the rule that every Anubis he looks at or conceives of, is automatically his waifu? It just seems silly. But then, others are saying it is just a dumb meme, so I guess I shouldn't expect much logic.

>> No.13967825

>>13967814
Cute

>> No.13967827

>>13967814
Now that you mention it I should go to bed. Thanks for letting the night end with a cute picture rather than the usual fighting.

>> No.13967830

Oh poo, now that all the heat is on anubishit people have forgotten to hate that despicable fin.

>> No.13967831

>>13967821
If it was just some random picture I'd agree, but he paid and clearly wants to see it. It's his idea that he made come to life. If the boot fits.

>> No.13967834
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Kono rorikon domome!

>> No.13967835

>>13967820
Fuck you too, go away.

>> No.13967840

Minion monster girl when?

>> No.13967841

>>13967821
When he posts about her every damn thread, try to keep up damn it.

>> No.13967844

>>13967834
Do you think requesting end card MGs on /a/ would prove fruitful?

>> No.13967846

>>13967831
So he can't look at one Anubis getting it on with a Dragon, then turn around and get it on with his Anubis, distinguishing them as completely different?

I get that people around here hate yuri, but this seems like trying to make a bad thing worse for...literally no reason.

>>13967841
He fawns over every Anubis. And most Dragons. And gets in on Nightmare stuff. And I think I've seen him comment on Liches a few times. But the only one he ever seems to specifically call his waifu is that dress pic that Mono did. Or maybe that space suit one.

>> No.13967849

>>13967844
You won't know until you try

>> No.13967850

>>13967840
Overlord minions or Despicable Me minions?

>> No.13967852

>>13967834
Cute. I want to lovingly hold her and show her not everyone who likes her is a lolicon. Even though I am, she doesn't need to know that.

>> No.13967853

>>13967850
Either way it sounds awful.

>> No.13967856

>>13967846
>no reason

I hate you liberals.

>> No.13967859

>>13967853
I don't know, I'd much rather have a gremlin looking girl than a fucking corn puff.

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>>13967859
Yeah. I agree.
One Albedo would be infinitely better than 100 yellow lemming abominations.

>> No.13967874

I wonder what the day crew will say.

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>>13967874

>> No.13967883

>>13967871
>All of your followers will never have to restrain your self proclaimed waifu as she desperately attempts to rape you

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>>13967871
Oh, Albedo.

>> No.13967891

>>13967874
Don't think about it.
Really, don't.

>> No.13967898

>>13967871
...I thought we were talking about the videogame where you're a dude in armor bossing around a horde of goblin things. I like that anime, but she was not what I had in mind.

>> No.13967900

>>13967898
We know, the gremlins were mentioned. The guy is just saying that Albedo a best.

>> No.13967904

I just want to beat a dragon with a baseball bat.

And by "beat" I mean wail on her armored limbs as my blows just harmlessly bounce off of them.

I don't really understand why I'm filled with that desire.

>> No.13967905

>>13967859
>not wanting both

>> No.13967908

>>13967898
Oh.
I didn't know this was a thing.
Is this like a western Pikmin?

>> No.13967909

>>13967881
They will say file deleted?

>> No.13967911

>>13967904
I can understand that. Here's an interesting experiment: grab your Wurm daughter and use her to hit your Wurm wife. See what happens.

>> No.13967917

>>13967909
Ironically, this would be accurate if Janet or somebody could come by.

>> No.13967920

>>13967911

It would be like driving a car made out of diamonds into a wall made of diamonds.

>> No.13967921

>>13967911
You get child services called on your ass, that's what happens.

>> No.13967924

>>13967920
Really expensive?

>> No.13967927

>>13967921
For the last time, I can't put the kneeguards on her, she's a Wurm and doesn't have any knees!

>> No.13967930

>Go to sleep at the end of the last thread when everyone's bitching about Miia
>Wake up and see everyone burning the thread to the ground over yuri
Never change guys, you may be over sensitive at times but this place wouldn't feel like home otherwise.

>> No.13967931

>>13967924

Yes. Can you imagine all of the damage you'd do to the house with a stunt like that.

>> No.13967938

>>13967930
I wish we could be better than those threads on /a/, but damn.
Shit like this just makes you think we're not different at all. And that's upsetting.

>> No.13967942

>I've got another body, it has... the mark.
>Well you know the drill, put it over by the...
>This one's pelvis is intact
>BULLSHIT! You are lying!

I just want art of a Jinko in some old military garb and maybe a gasmask hanging from her belt.

>> No.13967947

>>13967921
>You get child services called on your ass
Imagine imgur related as a monster girl.
http://i.imgur.com/xROYmyS.jpg
Some tender healing would be in order.

>> No.13967949

>>13967904

>Use a wurm as a punching bag
>You get a hell of a workout, she gets a relaxing massage

I think there's just something liberating being able to train on someone that you really don't have to worry about hurting no matter what you do.

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>>13967917
What's a Janet.

Is it edible.

>> No.13967970

>>13967927
Are you kidding? That tail bends everywhere, it's like a giant supet knee made of smaller knees.

>> No.13967979

>>13967958
No littleonewithnopanties, the Janet is a creature of legend that is said to come in the darkest of hours to wipe evil from the plains. Even buffalo are judged by the divine broom.

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>>13967958
>>13967979

>> No.13967996

Did we just shoot up three pages? The last time I looked we were on page 6. Did I just lose half a day or something?

>> No.13968007

>>13967991
Don't forget the official Janet story

http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

>> No.13968013

>>13967996
Comiket month, /jp/ is moving way faster than usual.

>> No.13968014

>>13967996
New touhou.

>> No.13968022

>>13968013
>>13968014
Right, I know it's been faster than usual, but this seems excessive, even for that. We were halfway down 9 and now we're on 10, over ten minutes. Well, at least we'll get to move on from this thread a lot earlier.

>> No.13968025

Considering we just moved to page 10, I doubt that it's only because of comiket and 2hu

>> No.13968032

>>13968022
>>13968025
Probably someone who was incredibly butthurt about this thread and is bumping older threads to get this one near the bottom so it'll die sooner

>> No.13968035

>>13968032
He sure hates cucks.

>> No.13968040

>>13968035
At least he's not Anubisfucker, so he should be fairly happy.

>> No.13968051

>>13968032
Well, it's probably for the best. Worst thread in a couple weeks. Might as well get rid of it, I guess.

>> No.13968056

>>13968040
Now that I think about it...he's not even a cuck for wanting another girl to fuck his nigger dog waifu.

He's a NIGGER CUCK.

>> No.13968069

>>13968051
Not until the Day thread sees it. They must know.

>> No.13968085

>>13968069
They really shouldn't.

>> No.13968091

How do you feel about KC doing somewhat more monstrous designs now starting with Mucus Toad?

>> No.13968096

>>13968091
>now
>starting
O u.

>> No.13968099

>>13968091
As long as it's not furry and it probably won't be furry again, barring maybe a Cu Sith, it'll be fine by me.

>> No.13968100

>>13968085
I'm not him, but you know they will either way. I imagine a lot of people just leave the thread open while they sleep.

>>13968091
Putting aside that one comment, I'd be ok with that. The toad is pretty fucking nice.

>> No.13968104

>>13968091
I like both cosplay tier girls and the more monstrous ones so I'm ok with it.

I also like Thomas so.

>> No.13968109

>>13968096
KC considers her one of the most monstrous girls he's done so far. Probably due to the utter lack of any human skin.

>> No.13968124

>>13968085
Either they know now and read it, or we have to deal with constant "Why is Anubifucker a cuck?" and have multiple repeats of history

Which would you prefer?

>> No.13968134

>>13968124
They'll still ask, just because they want to start shit again. You know that.

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>>13968109
Or, rather, she's quite different from KC's usual fare of human girl with monster parts attached. This seems to be KC experimenting with designs that mix the two together more, kind of like this.
I personally like both, especially because KC tends to make the monster parts quite good on top of enhancing the human parts, but it's exciting to see him... braving new frontiers I suppose. He's still seeing this as quite distinct from furry or kemono - just trying out higher monster percentages.

>> No.13968137

>>13968109
Nowhere near as ugly as Chimera.

>> No.13968138

>>13968134
And Anubisfucker only has himself to blame

>> No.13968147

>>13968137
The difference is that Chimaera is largely human. Toad is not.

>> No.13968150

>>13968138
Well, him and the other faggot who does most everything just to piss the thread off.

>> No.13968154

>>13968137
There is literally nothing wrong with Chimaera.

>> No.13968158

>>13968150
Less' just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash.

>> No.13968164

>>13968158
...That is actually a good way to put it. I don't think I've ever seen him have an original thought, artwise. He gets his ideas from other people and commissions. That's pretty funny.

>> No.13968169

>>13968158
>Implying he was ever on one

>>13968164
Pretty sure a lot of the random stuff he sketches and puts on his tumblr is out of his own head. It just doesn't wind up here.

>> No.13968184

>>13968169
>Pretty sure a lot of the random stuff he sketches and puts on his tumblr is out of his own head
No way to really know, since he goes around to so many places, and openly asks for ideas from here. I honestly wouldn't doubt what I had said to be true. It's a moot point though, since I disregard pretty much everything he does anyway. Art just isn't very good.

>> No.13968208

What are some good not-horror or R rated movies to show to a bratty Monster loli and scare the hell out of her?

I'd personally go with Brave Little Toaster.

>> No.13968232

>>13968208
>Brave Little Toaster
Damn, right in the childhood

>> No.13968236

>>13968208
The Moomins. That Groke.

>> No.13968254

Ignis is love.

>> No.13968264

>>13968254
Ignis is hot

>> No.13968268

>>13968264
She ignites my passions.

>> No.13968276

>>13968268
She sets my heart on fire

>> No.13968280 [DELETED] 

>>13968276
She puts a fire in my belly

>> No.13968282

>>13968280
>>13968276
>>13968268
>>13968264
>>13968254

You guys are a bunch of flaming queens.

>> No.13968300

>>13968282
They're almost flaming alps

>> No.13968305

>>13968300
Alpignis is hot tonight, and she moves through the night at the speed of light!

>> No.13968316

>>13968208
In our world? Creep fuel comes from the strangest of places.
Pee-wee's Big Adventure had that one jump scare, I think it was Gordy that put a nice fear of slaughterhouses in me for a while.
And Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow had some creepy things for when I was really little. The Yip Yips, the Snuffleupagus, that one UFO episode of RR...
In-universe I'm sure monstergirls have some much more amazing nightmare fuel.

>> No.13968344

>>13968208
The Adventures of Mark Twain

>> No.13968354

>>13968344
The one with Satan?

>> No.13968360

>>13964976
>Frying Pan
>Spoon
>Fork
>Knife
>Brush
>Toothbrush
>Handkerchief
>Tongue
>Tentacle(s)
>Diabolical Death Pincers

>> No.13968390

>wake up
>see what happened to this thread

>> No.13968407

I just rolled a random Monster Girl and got an Alp

Someone give me a scenario like those "Roll a monster girl and you get x scenario and personality". Give me that to use this Alp with.

>> No.13968411

I was wondering how 1600 replies happened overnight, then I saw the .less post

Why pair Anubis with that? Surely a faceless man would have been better, you wasted the commission money mate

>> No.13968442

>>13968354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3z2Pm7Iwg

>> No.13968449

>>13968411
You ever hear of a cuckold fetish?

>> No.13968451
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She's quite a cool monster girl, catching animals and men alike with her tongue, climbing on walls and ceilings, hopping most everywhere, etc.

She's also interesting in that she uses monsterization purely defensively (though doing it over insults is a bit much).

>> No.13968455

>>13968411
>Why pair Anubis with that?
Cute girl + another cute girl is a winning formula, seriously these threads are the only monster girl community that gets hung up about that sort of thing.

Being a cuck on the other hand is a whole different story.

>> No.13968457

>>13968451
10/10

>> No.13968464

>>13968451
Im gonna like the toad

>> No.13968466

>>13968451
The thought of kissing this thing is revolting.

>> No.13968467
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>>13968451
>lustful, ferocious
>agressive
>cowgirl
>throat raping the male

>> No.13968468

>>13968451
Pretty nice. A lot faster than the beetle was, too. I don't know how popular they will get, but I hope we see some of that oral they love so much. Actually, didn't the Beetle have an oral fixation, too?

>>13968455
I'm not one of the people who bitches about it, but Yuri is boring as fuck, man. I didn't say anything about him wasting his money, but I do agree with the guy who did.

>> No.13968474

I want to have a kid with a Sheep and Dog girl and have my Dog Daughteru practice herding with her half sister!

>> No.13968475

>>13968467
>implying the thread won't rape her, if she even becomes popular

>> No.13968478

>>13968455
>the only monster girl community that gets hung up about that sort of thing
Perhaps because the other communities are /d/, wheelchan and traditional-style forums.

Dirt doesn't mind being in the gutter, and doesn't complain about trash being thrown on it.

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>>13968475
>caring about threadcannon

>> No.13968485

>>13968455
>>13968468
You're doing it again.

Yuri is shit.

>> No.13968486

>>13968468
>but I hope we see some of that oral they love so much. Actually, didn't the Beetle have an oral fixation, too?
It says their favorite position is cowgirl, not that they love blowjobs

>> No.13968487

>>13968468
>Yuri is boring as fuck
People always say that then burn the house down over it, if it was boring it would be ignored not cause a shitstorm.

>> No.13968499

What's supposed to happen in 2017

>> No.13968505

>>13967365
>>13967372
>>13967419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA

>> No.13968506

>>13968499
something

>> No.13968507

>>13968451
I knew she was perfection when she first appeared and this just confirms it.

Based KC.

>> No.13968508

>>13968487
Well, I'm not one of the people who does that, so you're barking up the wrong tree, friend. I actually do think it's just boring, and illogical with MGs. There is no reason to get angry about it. For me, anyway. Some people get up in arms about anything, though. But enough of that.

>>13968486
It says when they see their husbands penis they will immediately jump on it and either preform oral, or ride him cowgirl. Their favorite position for actual sex is cowgirl though. Maybe I took the oral comment to heart because it interested me, since it could just be their naturally extremely lustful nature.

>> No.13968513

>>13968499
Massive disappointment of happeningfags. Like in 2012

>> No.13968514

>>13968508
Pretty much all monstergirls do blowjobs, you just associated her to it because of the tongue.

>> No.13968516

>>13968499
Massive ritual suicide that will allow us to open the gate for monstergirls to invade our world.

>> No.13968517

>>13968451
>Loves the cowgirl position
>uses frog tongue for long distance passionate kisses

I'm not a fan of her being slimy and getting it everywhere, but otherwise this info combined with the design make her amazing.

>> No.13968518

>>13968514
Right. Probably true. It might also have to do with how their tongue apparently simulates vaginal pretty closely for the guy, which added to my thought on it.

>> No.13968524

>>13968484
This. Threadcanon is shit and should be ignored, all it does is attempt to ruin the best girls.

>> No.13968525

>>13968506
>>13968513
>>13968516
No I mean I know there's supposed to be a portal, but what about the story behind it? The reasoning?

>> No.13968527

>>13968484
>implying you can resist our collective girth

Prepare your anus.

>> No.13968528

>>13968525
THINGS

>> No.13968535

I want to cast Thunder on the frog!

>> No.13968536

>>13968525
There's never any reasoning. People who use reasoning don't believe in the world ending. Don't be silly.

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>>13967532
>>13967555
>>13967561
>>13967572
>>13967574
>>13967583

>> No.13968541

>>13968535
I want to cast Toad on the frog

>> No.13968543

>>13968451
Reverse cowgirl anal with her would be the best thing ever. The fact that her entire body is always covered in mucus would mean that her ass is always lubed and ready for penetration.

>> No.13968544

>>13968451
While I've found the last few girls interesting, funny, cute, etc. this is the first one in a while to really turn me on. I'm not into stickiness all that much, but the slipperiness is alluring.

>> No.13968546

>>13968539
IS it really you?

>> No.13968547

>>13968536
Still can't believe some people gave away all they owned and waited for the end.

>> No.13968548

>>13968539
But I said I want to touch the washboard. I like them. It's not nice to not let them touch.

>> No.13968551

>>13968543
MG's bodies are always ready for sex, you just want to fuck a frog. Freak.

>> No.13968567

>you will never punish Killing Kakuen for beheading all those police officers

>> No.13968599

>>13968527

Your memes are weak and will never spread beyond your 2k+ post circlejerks.

>> No.13968605

>>13968599
All the MGs that have been ruined, and you think yours will hold, because? Fool.

>> No.13968610

>>13968599
Don't give him attention, faggot

>> No.13968622

>>13968605

I'm not the frog guy, but I think mine will be okay since not enough people care about her.

>> No.13968624

What's the life of a Druid like in a Monster Girl setting? I mean if the common Toad is like that lewd monstrosity and flowers and mushrooms all want your seed, the Force of Nature is something awesome indeed!
Also, Leshen girls when?

>> No.13968625

>>13968624
Just befriend a Troll and ask her if you can grow plants for your potions and stuff on her. There's that problem solved.

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>>13968624

You'll be making your 'O' face a lot.

>> No.13968628

>>13968625
But what about the Leshens?

>> No.13968632

>>13968625
>Druid
>having friends
Druids are grumpy old men who live inna woods and yell at all the damn Elves to stop stepping on their lawn.

>> No.13968634

>>13968628
No idea what that is.

>> No.13968635

>>13968626
I NEVER ASKED FOR DRUIDS

>> No.13968639
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>>13968634
This. Now turn it into a Monster Girl and voila.

>> No.13968642

>>13968634

Something from The Witcher. Would probably just be a rather powerful, grumpy dryad in the MG werld.

>> No.13968648

>>13968639
That's one badass helmet.
Speaking of things with horns, Cernunnos monster girl when?

>> No.13968649

>>13968642
With the power to teleport, command crows and wolves, and to mark people so they can be reborn if killed.

>> No.13968655

I want to have a freaky crossover threesome with a Mucus Toad and Suu.

>> No.13968658

>>13968622
No one cared about anubi because reasons, then lego Anubis came, and the rest is history. You don't know when, but it will happen.

>> No.13968659

>>13968648
Too many weird things inna woods.

>> No.13968677

>>13968659

Skinwalker MG?

>> No.13968678

>>13968658
I cared about Anubis since her first profile was translated. The thought of having an incredibly hot brown girl with animal like features whip my useless ass into shape was always highly appealing.

That was before the /a/ MGE fanbase even took off fully, but you are right that a lot of people didn't care about her.

>> No.13968679

>>13968655
>leave?
>suu specifically

Why not just a slime? Unless you want to lose your girl.

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>>13968659
Oh come on Anon, you don't wanna hit this?

>> No.13968688

>>13968678
>I cared

Nigga so what, the point is that an unloved/ignored MG can become popular in an instant because of a well placed piece of art, story or greentext, and then the thread takes notice of her, and this can be good or bad. Mostly bad because you all suck.

>> No.13968690

>>13968679
Who said I had to be the mucus toad's boyfriend/husband? I'm just a slut who wants to see her reduced to a ribbiting mess with the aid of suu as I pound her toad pussy.

>> No.13968712

>>13968690
>Who said I had to be the mucus toad's boyfriend/husband?

Mamono Mana and monster instinct

>> No.13968713
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>meanwhile in MG universe

>> No.13968722

>>13968451
She's the biggest turn on in the more recent ones for me.
Beetle and Kobold weren't bad, but it's her that makes it up for switching from the Deep girls.

>> No.13968723

>>13968713
You HAVE GOT to be shitting me.

>> No.13968725

>>13968713
>Someone actually made that
>People actually bought that
>"lel it's ironic XD"
Fuck off

>> No.13968730

>>13968713
eric

>> No.13968731
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>>13967701
Her legs are HUEG

>> No.13968734

>>13968451
I hate her, face reminds me of Lamiaroid. Plus all that mucus is gross. Imagine the smell, if she's anything like a slug. I'm getting a Cyclops to forge me a frog smashing bat.

>> No.13968737

>>13968713
>last one

Unbelievable.

>> No.13968744

>>13968731
That ass is dangerous.

>> No.13968745

>>13967773
Nigga did you even read that one /ss/ doujin where Takao lactates? Shit was fucking fly.

>> No.13968752

>>13968451
Oh god KC, yes! Tongue deepthroating sounds fantastic. This really gets my oral fixations going.

>> No.13968755

>>13968731

Please do not sexualize the mentally handicapped.

>> No.13968780

>>13968451
baby kiss that frog!

>> No.13968785

>>13968451
>lick her
>get high

>> No.13968792

>>13968451
>That feel when you realize you were accosted by these things while training in the woods.

>> No.13968802

>>13968451
I want a fat-bottomed frog to tonguefuck me.

>> No.13968818

>>13968802
Elaborate

>> No.13968820

>>13968818
In my mouth.

>> No.13968826

>>13968820
Good lad.

>> No.13968844
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>tfw no nekomata waifu to watch over you

>> No.13968858

>>13968844
With my luck, that nekomata is really just a cait sith.

>> No.13968877

>tfw no sexually aggressive Mucus Toad onee-san

>> No.13968883

>>13968844
Bitch is going to steal your breath.

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