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>What would your sister think if she found your massive loli porn collection?

"Why am I in these photos?"

she woudn't understand anything, since im russian

>>1396387
I'm pretty sure the pictures tell enough.

My sister actually stole my sniff-dogs doujins, and is always commenting on how I have a "little cartoon girl" obsession, but she chalks it up to, I must be gay

I wonder what my sister would do if she found my incest collection

>>1396392
What are sniff dogs?

>>1396398
your father

My sister found my stash, so I ended up telling her i just crop the images for funny purposes on 4chan

My little sister is a computer illiterate, so I doubt she could.

Well, that could quite possibly ruin the only healthy family relationship I have left.

>>1396402
?http://rapidshare.com/files/140937693/_Sniff_Dogs__Moku_Ujiie___Cat_Tail__6__Moetan__C74_.rar

>>1396410
Did she believe you?

My collection isn't massive, and it's hidden in plain sight amongst my more normal animu porns.

I was planning on encrypting all this shit... might as well get on with it tonight.

>>1396418
i hope so

>>1396381
I don't have a giant loli porn collection, but she does find me playing Touhou weird.

Although she did once request I separate my hentai collection better. She was browsing my anime folder and ran across a recently torrented copy of Bible Black, and she (as a moderate christfag) thought "ooh, let's watch this!".

She was slightly ticked off, I believe, and told me to reorganise my computer filing system.

>>1396410
Oh ho, what a clever excuse.
Unless your sister goes to 4chan, finds /b/, and... your imagination can do the rest.

>>1396426She was browsing my anime folder and ran across a recently torrented copy of Bible Black, and she (as a moderate christfag) thought "ooh, let's watch this!".
Haha oh wow.

>>1396381
Either she'd go in denial and forget about finding them, or she'd face me saying the usual crap like "I won't tell to our parents but you need help".

>>1396426

i lol'ed

>>1396426
What happened in between the second and third paragraph? This detail is extremely important.

>>1396441
She secretly schlicked while wishing she had a dick.

>>1396441
She closed the player window?

I'm preeeety sure she's not into /d/ickgirls and so forth. She wouldn't even like a clone of herself, or a male clone of herself.

She would apparently barely tolerate a female clone of me, though, which is good news if that ever happens.

>>1396518
Wait, what? She would have sex with a female clone of you?

I don't have a massive loli porn collection.

In b4 idort.

>>1396526
You have sex with people you barely tolerate?

>>1396534
constantly

>>1396530
>I don't have a massive loli porn collection.
Is it gargantuan? Humongous? Godlike?

>>1396518
Barely tolerate as in not kill.

...Dammit, /jp/, I love my sister perfectly platonically and oh god I can't get the image out of my head.
Ffffff need some cold water

>>1396518
BB doesn't get strange until about halfway through the first episode IIRC.

I don't have a loli porn collection, but my siter onced commented that Touhou was freaky, as in, "How are you dodging that shit? That's freaky."

>>1396572
>I don't have a loli porn collection
I don't understand

you mean you don't have it with you?

>>1396579
Should get that shit on a portable hard drive.

>>1396548
My sister also said words to that effect.
>>1396572
Dunno, I think she watched new testament or something.

>>1396579
As in I have never saved or downloaded a picture of loli porn to my hard drive ever.

>>1396593
I still don't understand

do you have Solid State drives for your loli?

Or do you use Ramdisks?

I loled at OP's picture.

>>1396602
Let's just say I don't like loli.

>>1396540
The more you think about it, the more you'll want to fap.

>>1396615
I don't like loli either.
I love it.

>>1396615
I understand each individual word in your post, but the way in which they're arranged makes absolutely no sense.

>>1396381
>むくみっくさんの体をむやみにさわったり、下着を盗んだり、お布団に
入ってくるのであれば、ご両親に相談して、お兄さんのチンコをカッターで
切ったり、バールのようなもので叩いたりしても良いですね。
lol wut

I have no idea, and now I kinda want to find out.

>>1396622
NO I DON'T FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GODDAM IT

...I'm going to bed.

>>1396702
Remember to bring some tissues with you.

>>1396615
>I don't like loli.
>4chan
>/jp/
AHAHAHA! good one, dude.

>>1396381
What does the OP image say by the way?

>>1396734
I found my brother's collection of Comic LO, but he hasn't done anything to me. If he tries, I better cut of his penis... etc.

>>1396734
It's a fake "dear abby" section, and apparently the sender is a fifth grade student. It's a little beyond my ability to read but I think it has something to do with "I found loli porn what should I do" and the response is "take it". Mostly based on the pictures and I really don't feel like going over each kanji I don't know and writing it in IME handwriting pad thing.

>>1396747
Hey, I'm an idiot, listen to >>1396743

>>1396702
You won't be able to forget about it. Just go ahead and get it over with. Fap to your sister, and then decide what to do from there. You can be satisfied with just that and move on. or you can follow the rest of us down the dark path of sibling lust.

>>1396702

almost ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Ok, that advice.. slightly disturbing. You know I was trollan after the 3rd post, right? I'm fully comfortable with not acting on my big sister-lust.

My 12 years old sister asked me hundreds of questions related to this. I had no other choice but to answer them since she "was going to tell mom(a christfag) about this" if I didn't.

And yes, she asked me if they we were going to hell after seeing this. I replied: "You? No. Me? Probably."

My other sister who is 18 years old knows about it but she doesn't give a damn. She's worst.

Fuck you, /jp/, I don't look at loli.

Okay, I have a loli folder but I never look at it.

So yeah, alright, I don't look at my loli folder because I have even more loli in another folder, but I don't look at it often.

GOD DAMN IT, fine, I will tell you... I don't look at it often because I use gelbooru to search for loli almost every day.

But I'm not a pedo, right, /jp/?

>>1396808
What sorts of questions? And in what manner did you answer them?

>>1396808
So you saw loli porn with your imouto?
Details!

>>1396808
Tell her hell is not that bad, and ask her if she wants you to show her...

>>1396813

ONE OF U-wait what? PEDO IN DENIAL!

It's never really pedo unless you also have a 3D fetish.

>>1396851
who let the trolls in?

This

アナルセックス

>>1396876
The fuck is this from!?

>>1396884
http://loli.pant.su/category/monthly/comic-lo/

>>1396876
Fuck, when are they going to make a sequel to that doujin. I'd pay money for that.

>>1396817
Since my mother taught her about being a holy chirstfag follower, she barely knew anything. She only knew what the penis and the vagina was and to tell mom if someone in the house was watching any of this.

If you really want to know what kind of questions she asked me, she pointed at everything she taught it was worth knowing (to a child's eye) like:
"What's this?"
"What's that?"
"What are they doing?"
"Why?"
"Why do you like this?"
"Brothers and sisters can have sex together?"
"Why is her belly big?"
"That's bad right?"
"What does it feel like?"

I gave the real answers to the questions about body parts and the "you shouldn't do this", "No, you can't!", "NO!", "Wait until you're older", "That's the kind of stuff you should do when you're alone."(Yes she asked me questions about masturbation and no I do not know if she does it) answers when it came to the moral questions.

>>1396819
Yes, we "read" "Kisaragi Gunma - Together with Nii-chan" and "Breeding diary"... No, "Breeding diary" was her random choice, not mine.

>>1396887
>doujin

>>1396892
I like how a pedo is able to give better sexual education than a moralfag.

>>1396893
It is a doujin you giant faggot. Mangos are not one chp long you reject.

>>1396892
>"Brothers and sisters can have sex together?"
>"What does it feel like?"
I like where this is going.

>>1396904

>>1396913
Lol, u so funny

Whoa, an imouto thread in the middle of the day? This is amazing.

So I tried what Anon said last night and told my sister it's "little girl's day" today in many nations, and asked if she wanted to "celebrate". More on that later, since I'm busy now.

>>1396921
>the middle of the day
Amerifag detected

>>1396925
America is THE timezone for 4chan. I don't see what you're complaining about here.

>>1396893
Yeah, we know we use the word incorrectly. Face it, it's now a loan word, which means that we can use it however the fuck we want.

>>1396925
>Amerifag detected
>Amerifag

Wat? There's no such thing as Amerifag. You're either an American or you're from a shitty third world country that noone cares about. How do I have 1/8th the economy of America? And of course by America, I'm talking about Canada.

>>1396906

Took me everything to put my hands away from her... especially in this kind of situation.

>>1396955
Enjoy your depression and subsequent fall into the category of a 4th world nation nobody wants to help.

>>1396892
You let an amazing opporunity pass you anon.

>>1396956
You should have been telling her about how good these things feel, and that it is healthy to practice them. Completely true.

>>1396955
Enjoy losing your arrogant empire to these chinese communists.

>>1396892

Didn't know it was already loli imouto time. My watch must be off.

8 PM

DON'T FUCK WITH LOLI IMOUTO TIME, ONE OF THE FUNDAMENTAL CONSTANTS OF THE UNIVERSE

>>1396743

For a minute there, i thought it was an actual chick talking about her experience with her brother´s loli porn.