/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13954600
FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUU

>>13954559
AND THE MORE POWERFUL THE MONSTER THE HARDER IT IS FOR HER TO GET PREGNANT

>>13954561
Get ready to develop cowboy legs from all the cow wrangling you'll be doing for the rest of your life

>>13954600
I offer you salvation.

>>13954600
Thread's over before it began. This is why I'm really hoping less' stalker is real.

>>13954600
Monstergirl Onaholes when?
For that matter Virtual reality Monstergirls with usb self pumping onaholes when?
I want to experience a monstergirl raping me in VR.
Or tender loving sex. I'm down for either.

Posting this again since it seems I posted it in the last seconds of the last thread.
For that matter, holy shit OP you madman, you actually did it.
Please let's not have any drama.

Giant

Sexy

Lamias

>>13954602
That was close! I went into panic mode when I realized old threads were being bumped to the top.

Five for Pharoah a best.

Can I report this thread?

>>13954612
Titanoboa Lamia when?

>>13954606
Gods, I want to rape that haughty-looking thing so bad.

>>13954600
mfw im working on it
http://puu dot sh/jFqjj/9a6c977562.png

>>13954613
Getting caught was part of my plan, actually.

>>13954604
Potion of Invincible Pelvis + Potion of Enhanced Potency +5 + Potion of Stamina +10 + Potion of Testicular Fortitude +10 = Easy Ushi-Oni impregnation.
I still have to impregnate her a hundred times, but eh.

Take this, it'll save the thread!

>>13954600
>NSFW OP image
Come on.

>>13954600
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>>13954600
I wonder how an Ushi-Oni would be able to tie herself up with her web like that.
I mean, if Rachnee can do it, surely she can too, but...

I find it absurd that people are getting mad over a drawing like this.

>>13954593

Try giving them to a Wurm and see how she manages to destroy them in seconds because they can't even fit them in their claws.

Only good for making lamia tengas.

>>13954632
Rachne today. Prepare thyselves.

>>13954627
You always want me to take this. Why?

>>13954600
Seriously? Give us some rest.

>>13954612
Now this is ridiculous.
Hanging a daki of Miia up for an event like that.

>>13954636
Because you must take it!

>>13954615
>>13954611
>Monstergirl Onaholes when
But we already have fairies, Anon.

>>13954632
Rachnee breast teasing TOMORROW.
I can't wait for the uncensored release.

>>13954632
I want to date a Kejourou who is in to self-bondage!

>>13954628
>NSFW

No tits or pussy, the fuck you on about?

>>13954632
I find it absurd people get mad over having Stockholm Syndrome with cute but monstrous murdering moeblobs.

It's like they've grown an inner instinct to protect their waifus.

>>13954641
But why must I take it? Last time it just stared at me blankly and skittered around my room before disappearing through a portal. It took my underwear, too.

>>13954654
Damn, now I want that thing even more.

>>13954651
Is this a new meme?

>>13954659
Nothing new about it, ignore it. Never respond to it.

>>13954632
More than the drawing, it's about the type of discussion that will encourage, I guess.

>>13954659
Just some retard pushing it, like chubby alp senpai. Curiously he doesn't show up anymore..

>>13954659
No, he's been trying to force it for a while.

These threads could use more shortstack monsters.

>>13954633
>She struggles to pull the fingercuffs off
>All she's doing is pulling back, and it's not coming off
>You laugh, telling her it's useless, for the two of you have now become one, forever
>Until you realize you made one minor miscalculation
>She coils her tail around you, and looks you eye to eye
>"Take these damn things off. Now."
>You don't comply until she very slightly tightens her tail muscles around you
>At which point, you reluctantly oblige her, trying to detach the ten fingercuffs as best as you can
>Buzzkill

>>13954642
No, but I mean actual KC endorsed monstergirl Onaholes.
Really, monstergirl sex toys in general.
>Cheshire Cat grab-bag onaholes that are all different inside.
>Fuckable Holstaurus breast toys
>Hydraulic Manticore Tailpussy Onaholes, kinda like the Autoblow.
>Sex toys for all sorts of monstergirls.
>All with USB and VR support.
>They all come with a program that lets you virtually fuck a monstergirl.
I would actually pay money for that.
We need more monstergirl porn from japan. Succubi and elves git a little play in hentai but I'd like to see an actual series of MGE OVA. One for just about every monstergirl.
But who would animate it?

>>13954665
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>>13954669
I see.

>>13954669
>I'm trying to force it
I'm the only one posting it and haven't posted it in months.

Truly salty.

>>13954658
No you don't. Next day I woke up with a Jabberwock in my bed trying to molest me. My harem was not pleased.

>>13954683
Sure thing m8

"Hey Anon! Did you know that men who go out with crow tengus are proven to be healthier and happier then if he dated a non-tengu? No, I am not making things up, it's true!"

>>13954667
But if we know it's just like two anons who can't contain their salt who are trying to engage in the conversation, then who really cares? We all know the answer to the question "Who's better, domfags, or subfags," it's "We all like women with snake bodies and bird wings anyway, so any further opinion on the matter is invalid."

>>13954692
Crowching Tengu, Hidden Wurm.

>>13954692
Did you know they also develop Stockholm Syndrome?

>>13954692
How the fuck does she even turn the page?

>>13954678
What can ya do.

>>13954692
Well, if you say so..

>>13954699
With her wings

>>13954700
Bastet a shit.

>>13954696
Well played.

MONSTER GIRLS!

>>13954710
That's not even Bastet. Also, is that supposed to be a catgirl? I've had that image in my Canid MG folder for some time now.

>>13954694
I don't know, I think they were more than two, and it did only have a few responses from the whole base that forms the thread.

I'm trying to be objective, since I'm a vanillafag and I don't really care; and I think I can understand a bit why some are mad. I mean, it's the most iconic monstergirl between femdomfags after all.

>>13954692
But that's not true, men who date Holstaurs are the healthiest of all.

>>13954721
Does Grimagia ship soon?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much like Yu-Gi-Oh can we expect to see out of this thing here.

WHOMSOEVER DISCOVERETH WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH MAY PARTAKE OF THIS HERE BOOTY!

>>13954692
That's interesting. Did YOU know that crow tengus have a higher chance of pregnancy than other harpy species? Because I want to find out of this is true after dinner.

>>13954724
>That's not even Bastet

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45699522

I could've been fooled by the artist.

>>13954737
Cinnamon swirls in every bite. Now get over here and sit on my face.

>>13954737
Cinnamon mixes a sugary taste with spices, something traditionally used to make food taste better as a whole. The mixture of both the cinnamon tatse with the flakes as well the milk work very well together and create a tasty mixture that any kid may enjoy,

Now give me that damn ass.

>>13954737
Sad thing is, I used to love Cinnamon Toast Cruch as a kid.
And now I'm not a kid anymore.
And I don't see why kids like it anymore.

>>13954741
and then she dropped spaghetti harder than an Olive Garden

>>13954745
>>13954753
Now here's a troublesome twosome. How do you intend to share?

>>13954763
I'll take the right ass cheek.

>>13954753
What happens if I put cayenne pepper in my cinnamon toast crunch?

>>13954763
I got here first. I win.
Sit on my fucking face, I need to be as close to that ass as physically possible.

>>13954758
I thought I was the only one
Cinnamon toast crunch has some sort of black magic infused within that makes kids love the stuff but once you get older it's terrible

Daily reminder : Fox Women are best women!

>>13954759
That won't stop me.

>>13954758
This is actually pretty depressing, anon.

>>13954767
Try it.

>>13954779
I only have cocoa puffs.

>>13954775
They're pretty good.

So how do cat girls play in the bedroom?

>>13954784
That's actually better since too much spice can ruin something. Cocoa puffs have none, so it may work out.

>>13954788
Usually hiding under the bed sniffing their secret catnip stash.

>>13954788
Nothing is impawsible with dank kitty kush.

>>13954788
Wait until they get into heat and you'll find out

>>13954791
>too much spice can ruin something
He who controls, etc.

>>13954796
I meant more like during sexy times.

Just relax and give her the B.

>>13954806
As well as the D and the T and the H.

>>13954808
T?

>>13954808
H?

>>13954775
I'm Ok with foxes, I want to tease them by nibbling their ears.

Bright, you need to get people who aren't children on this ship.

As far as I can tell 50% of your current staff probably shouldn't even be able to serve.
Chara, why are you trying to rape Judah in the bathroom?

>>13954710
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>>13954744
Why is /padg/ leaking in here all of a sudden?

Here, have MG Dragon.

>>13954806
And the S

>>13954818
Average, did you miss the bit in where all those people died in the war against Zeon? There's a reason the staff consists of kids.

>>13954788
>>13954801
Is there any recent green of Teacher Anon having to deal with his horny monster girl students?

>Bob wrote futa hellhound anally raping men and shoving long metal rods up their penis

Hello darkness my old friend

>>13954808
D?

>>13954827
Okay?

>>13954826
Nah, I think the author gave up.

>>13954814
>>13954815
The dick, the tongue, and the hands.

>>13954832
Ahh, gotcha. And B is of course for brush, and C is for cookie.

>>13954827
Literally no-one cares about what that shitlord writes.
I'd honestly rather pretend he doesn't exist.

>>13954832
Anon that's lewd
We don't condone that type of behaviour here

>>13954827
Congrats Bob, my pal! Why don't you toss a link so we can all enjoy it?

>>13954827
And?

>>13954824
No, I remember it, I just wonder why he's actively giving people away at this point.

He gave that secretary away and now they've got Chara doing slave labor, not to mention that the AEUG deems it necessary to send him a new gundam (made of three ships no less) but no one to pilot it.

Then again, this whole episode has been filled with sound effects fit for Scooby Doo and our villians keep forgetting to close their visors before going out into space so maybe I'm just being a bit too harsh.



>>13954826
Cute.

I have a favorite monstergirl.

>>13954839
I'll use all of them to make her happy!

>>13954845
>but no one to pilot it
He has a good track record of managing with that, doesn't he?

>>13954827
Hot

>>13954845
Oh boy, wait until they go to Space China

>>13954843
Poor faggot wants to advertise, he did post the same last thread before it died.

>>13954838
>Literally no-one cares about what that shitlord writes.
Check your fetish privilege shitlord, I happen to sexually identify as futa.

>>13954849
Has she been ruined by the threads already?

>>13954859
Almost instantly.

>>13954849
Mine is a bazillion times better.

>>13954857
Hermaphrodites aren't monstergirls. Just sayin'

>>13954856

If that's the case we'll see TFT shilling and similar astroturfing very shortly.

>>13954864
My monstergirl can beat up your monstergirl.

>>13954863
Who is she

>>13954827
Thats nice anon, now can you shill something that wasnt shat out by some hack whose most notable work needed a rewrite to get the bad taste out of peoples' mouths?

>>13954864
Your favorite monstergirl is shit, only plebians with no taste could like her. Now, my favorite monstergirl, on the other hand, is sublime and is for people with patrician tastes.

>>13954867
There is literally nothing wrong wih TFT and this thread only hates it because it by instinct hates everything monster girl related, including itself while simultaneously claiming itself to be superior.

>>13954851
I guess, he hasn't slapped anyone yet so I guess I can't expect competency until then.

Although I wouldn't doubt if he put the really young girl/guy in it at this point.

>>13954854

Anon, saying Space China just makes me think of Sai Saici and the colony from Wing.

Both of them tried to kill themselves and one succeeded.

>>13954869
Oh yeah? Well mine's better at hand holding.

>>13954869
Oh yeah? My waifu can Dempsey Roll better than yours. She can beat up your waifu real good.

I want to get in a massive argument with a Succubus over something stupid only to make the mistake telling her to blow me while throwing up the middle finger.
I want her to oblige and then hatefuck me for hours until we can't even remember what we were arguing about.
And then we just decide to keep fucking.

>>13954875
You wish.

>>13954878
More like dumpster roll, because that's where she belongs.

>>13954876
Hey, at least none of his pilots are as young as the MC from Victory.

>>13954882
Nuh-uh.
Your waifu's a bitch, and I bet you like Pepsi, chode.

Monster girls can't get you if you throw the bed-sheets over your head and you pray to your god and savior the Chief God.

>>13954887
WRONG loser, I hate soda

>>13954878
Is this a new meme????

Which one of the two is capable of binding you with Stockholm Syndrome the most?

This will settle the argument, for great justice.

>>13954883
True, but he also had to deal with Katz so I think he wins on that account.

>>13954887
A&W Root Beer a best.

>>13954870
Does it even matter?

>>13954883
I hated Uso Ewin.
I also hated Katejina.
To be honest, nothing from Victory appealed to me.

>>13954888
>having TWO meme waifus

>>13954895
Nothing?

Goodnight everyone. Remember to keep your waifus warm and snug.

>>13954902
But anon, my waifu is the one who keeps me warm and snug!

>>13954900
Okay, maybe that.
But everything revolving around Katejina made me mad.
Even her eventual turning into a pitiful, blind, amnesiac beggar after all was said and done.

>>13954900
She's a great support pilot in SRW Alpha Gaiden.

her ship is at least.

>>13954902
Will do, even if she's taller than me and could easily make me the little spoon.

>>13954893
Just curiosity to know if she's the same species than mine.

>>13954899
>Having two waifus period

>>13954902
Gonna make her wag her tail so hard.
Cuddles and headpats are great for keeping Hellhounds comfy.

>>13954911
>>13954912
I'm going to stop posting Gundam images after this.

>>13954919
This girl...

>>13954919
That's Ok.

I look forward to seeing her in V

Why is the ZZ comprised of three different ships?
Is it due to the fact that it's huge and doesn't easily fit in there?

I'm still wondering what the tactical advantage of this is supposed to be.

>>13954930
It makes it fuckhuge, that's why, and fuckhuge = cool.

>>13954919
Slut.

>>13954880
I want to run my fingers through a succubutt's hair while telling her she's a dirty, homewrecking whore. I want to light up with her and blow smoke in each other's faces. I want to put out my smoke on her neck while she takes a drag and lick the sear spot, then she'll put hits out on my side and begins jerking me off. I'll call her a worthless painslut while I begin to softly strangle her, feeling the veins in her neck pulse in my hands. Then she guides me inside and whispers she loves me as I begin to pound her without any care, putting all my weight behind each thrust, her leglocking me and bouncing with me, slamming her against the bed until I shoot and she blacks out. Then I cuddle her and hope she wakes up.

>>13954925
Not him, but yep.

>>13954930
>tactical advantage
Toys, my dear boy.

>>13954915
>not being harem king

>>13954934
She was pregnant, anon.

Why are Lilim's so wonderful?

>>13954930
Double Zeta is fucking huge. Really really huge
But in case it wasn't big enough, the FAZZ was made

>>13954935
>hope she wakes up.
That went from kinky to extremely worrying.

>>13954932
>>13954938

True, if mecha in general has taught me anything it's that bigger is better and this is ultimately to get me to buy toys.

40k works on the same rules.


As an aside, hello Puru, nice to see that you've decided to join us.

>>13954945
Power is sexy.
Even better when it has muscle.
I wish I had a muscle lilim.
Or a muscle oni.
Or a muscle anything really.

>>13954945
They just want to make everyone happy.

>Lilims
>Wonderful

>>13954953

>>13954945
Because they know what's best for human boys

>>13954947

It's like a full head and a half over the Zeta or something if I remember the Dynasty Warriors Gundam games correctly.

Still wonder why it just doesn't compact like the Psycho gundam could if space is an issue.

>>13954942
Pregnant slut then.

>>13954941
Harems a shit. Monogamy and bigamy a best.

>>13954961
Because three jets beats a floating brick
Look into your heart, you know it to be true

>>13954957
>This series of images again

Can't you just link it and make some postmodern writing on it or something original? This is just lazy

>>13954953
>>13954957
Fuck off you spamming shit.

>>13954962
But there was nothing sexual about that.

>>13954948
Come on anon, she's fine unless I say otherwise. You think I like the idea of cigarette scars on my woman? Mamono mana will make them go away. I was just shooting the shit, really.

>>13954970
But then you have to combine all jets midflight instead of just unpacking the brick.

And the brick was handling itself pretty fine, just floating around and menacing the city.

>>13954983
YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND COOLNESS!

>>13954966
>having a conservative libido
>not cumming in a different pussy at all hours of the day

>>13954988
Hey, sometimes a man just wants to ignore all advances in aerodynamics and make a brick fly.

I want to annoy that asshole down the street by convincing an alp to sit on him while he's asleep and eat cookies in his bed!

>>13954995
Too bad it's super slow due to its weight

>>13954913
Wurm

>>13954994
>Not getting dommed by four women at once.
Get with the times old chap.

>>13954994
>Being a manwhore who'd give a prick for any and all reasons

You loose man skank. This is the prime example of degeneracy affecting the purity of men in our mamano society.

>>13955000
That's why you have regular, non-transforming jets.

The jets shoot things and the giant brick just flys over crap.

>>13954930
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>>13954995
>>13955000
Jesus christ.

What the fuck does that even have to do with MGs?

Fuck off to /a/.

>Your will never give your daughters a ridiculously manly name after she unexpectedly goes into labor in the middle ifvthe highway and a burly truck driver helps her deliver your daughteru
>You will never tease her relentlessly about it

>>13954999
I want an Alp to annoy me by sitting on me while I'm asleep and eat cookies in my bed!

>>13955011
IT'S A WURMDAM!

>>13955011
Alternatively /m/.

>>13955011
>no fun allowed
>muh posting standards
>>13955016
How can she annoy you if you're asleep?

>>13955005
>dommed
>harem

I don't think that's how it works.

>>13955011
While normally I might agree with chastising off-topic discussion in the thread, you got to remember we're coming up on the dead hours where usually there's 3-5 minutes between posts. It's not like they're interrupting a ton of "real" on-topic conversation at this time of day/night.

>>13955028
Why not?

>>13955022
No, because I very much doubt the fags that came from /a/ MG threads themselves even went to /m/.

>>13955009
Zeta > ZZ By both a design standard and a tactical standard

>>13955016
Well then I want to get an alp that's annoying and eats in bed and tell all my neighbors that I have that alp and they don't!

>>13955008
Men can't be skanks.

>purity

Are you a unicorn?

>>13955032
that and we get delicious NOT Zetas in Unicorn.

>>13955029
>>13955017
>that's a reason to speak about Gundam
This is the one and only time where I'd love to have a facepalm or head slamming into wall image related to MG.

>>13955037
Exactly. Finally someone who understands that the Zeta is canon the best design since they made the NotZeta's

>>13955030
Because then you'd be theirs, not the other way around.

>>13955041
Well the thing is anon, nobody gives a fuck about you and your bitching, whereas Gundam is fun. You might want to give up.

>>13955036
Whatever you say, slut.

>>13955045
Oh. I'm okay with this. I'm a total sub anyway.

>>13955041
Everybody's worn out from the last 4 hours of whatever we were talking about.
It's fine if we talk about other stuff for a bit.

>>13955041
C'mon, anon, don't be so autistic. I don't even like Gundam, but even I concede the fact that:

1) /mgt/ came from /a/ originally, which is probably reason enough for /mgt/ folks to enjoy anime, etc
2) people talk about what they want to talk about. they're not forcing you to talk about gundams, so you shouldn't force them to talk about what you want.

I wanna break my hand trying to spank my wurm daughter!

>>13955046
If you don't want to talk about monstergirls why the fuck are you here?

>>13954999
How are you going to convince that alp though

>>13955035
Joke's on you, you'd still be left with an annoying Alp.

>>13955054

Or, crazy fucking thought, we don't just use this space as a glorified chat room to spew whatever random drivel comes to mind. This isn't /ksg/ or MonMusume threads on /a/.

>>13955052
I don't have to take this from a horse.

Alright Anons, time for me to hit it.
Good night and don't burn down the thread, if you do then the tanuki's will jack up our insurance.
You don't us to have to sell someone off in repayment do you?

Will probably post 1/2 of necromancer tomorrow.
That or just save it and release it all tomorrow evening.

>>13955062
You didn't give up, did you? You should have. There's no way for you to win this. All you can do is shit up the thread by arguing. But I won't argue with you.

>>13955069
So what did you have for dinner anon? I had some nachos and salsa, followed by brownies. It was pretty good.

>>13955071
>more necromancer
Nice.

>>13955071
Gimme, gimme!

>>13955062
>if you don't want to drive every day, why buy a car?
>if you don't to swim every day, why have a pool installed?

>>13955069
Okay, what did you want to discuss then?
How Egyptian girls are the best?
How Doppelgangers make for good actresses?
How that SerpenTeens thinkg is never getting written?
Tell us what you want to talk about and I'll join in, sure.

>>13955059
>shouldn't force them to talk about what you want

Did you miss your exit and think you're in /m/ or something?

>inb4 posting standards or some other shit

You know we have dedicated boards for topics right?

>>13955046
I don't give a fuck about myself either, just bring me the MG goods, stop talking about /a/nime that isn't Macross.

>>13955059
Just because you did it in /a/ doesn't mean you can do it in /jp/. Specially when it brings nothing in term of MG content.

>>13955083
Tomorrow/Today, it's half done like I said so it'll be a cliff hanger when I do.

>>13955090
>muh posting standards
Waa-waa-waa! Cry some more! Here's another anime girl just to annoy you!

>>13955075
>all we can do is shit up the thread by talking about shit unrelated to the theme that has it's own board

FTFY

>psst hey you, lad
>I couldn't help but overhear you complaining of some monster girl not noticing you
>As you know it's my job to kill monster girls
>But I have a proposition for ye
>Go ask that monster girl for a walk
>I'll jump out and scare her
>You punch me, I go down
>She swoons
>You slip me a couple gold coins
>Everybody's happy
>So...will you take my offer?

>>13955096
One piece has some pretty good Monster Girls.

Monet is olev

>>13955102
Monet is a Harpy and a Yuki-Onna at the same time. Also dead.

>>13955104
She's alive in my heart.

that scene when she's hugging luffy to death got me rock hard

>>13955096
>Anon uses divert attention!
>It wasn't very effective...

Too bad it's a cute monster girl anime girl and not an autistic debate about jets on a gundam.

>>13955100
>A couple gold coins
Do I look like the fucking emperor to you?

>>13955084
Doesn't work when the name in the OP is monster girl thread, not giant robot thread, not toku, or whatever else.

>>13955099
Shocking truth, Anon. You're shitting up the thread right now

>>13955108
If I got art of a lamia piloting Cobra Gundam, would that at least make you satisfied?

>>13955108
I gave you a chance to stop flinging shit but you didn't take it. Guess you never cared about the quality of the thread in the first place, only about yourself. I'm going to stop now.

>>13955119
Maybe.

>>13955089
>>13955090

Where have you guys been? Just before this there was a huge debate on human nature and power dynamics (including Hobbes and human existence), then on subs versus doms, space suit design and feasibility using contemporary materials -- and that's only the last six hours.

point is, let's not pretend this is a place of highly rigid, on-topic discussion only. we go off-topic all the time. don't throw a fit just now because it's a topic that completely alienates you.

>>13955106
Fucking this. This is what scares me about some killer MGs, you want to give yourself to them.

>>13955127
You sure?

>>13955128
So it's Summer?

No wonder.

>>13955108
Are you the same guy that always throws a fit when Kamen Rider gets brought up
Oh, that brings me back. Good times

>>13955100
>YFW he kills her for real and you for being a dirty monsterphile

>>13955128
>Just before this there was a huge debate on human nature and power dynamics
To be honest I didn't pay much attention to those two armchair philosophers either.

>>13955129
But anon, Monet isn't all about killing people!

>>13955112
No, you are.

>>13955139
You paid little enough attention where they continued to fight, and now when nobody's arguing, it's not okay to go off-topic anymore.
I would hope that's not how that played out.

>>13955135
>I have never been in these threads longer than two minutes
Going off topic isn't some blue moon event

>>13955140
She is a spy and assassin though.

I wasn't talking about her specifically however.

This is the most moe spider.

>>13955149
I feel ya.

They do have Monster in the name, so it comes with some occupational hazards

>>13955149
>a spy and an assassin
Yes, and? Kunoichi are an entire species of them.
>>13955152
That's not a Jumping Spider in spats.

>>13955152
Yeah. In the day

>>13955140
She's an ice cold bitch with a frozen heart that would flash freeze you if she got the chance.

>>13955100
I want to write something about this, a paladin that helps monstergirls to get the boy they like without resorting to rape, like a matchmaker or some shit. His companion could be a mantis, yes...

>>13955152
>Ara-desu-wa concubine spider
Alright, alright.

>>13955157
But she's hot and cute.

>>13955155
A kunoichi's life is about finding a husband to love and promoting man and monster relations . Monet is a hired killer who'dd freeze a village of innocent people if told to by her boss.

>>13955152
No, this is.

>>13955162
>four toes
>three toes

>>13955167
>Toes

>>13955167
I'm more disturbed by the fact half the people in that setting have giraffe DNA.

>>13955167
You're supposed to be looking at the chicken breasts.

>>13955144
I'm not one of the guys you were replying to. I don't care about gendumb discussions, but they have even less to do with the thread than those two guys who at least posted about something relevant to the topic/shitstorm going on at the time.

>>13955152
You need to do better if you want to generate interest in your Waifu. Hope you have extra underwear if you're the touchy type.

>>13955171
Uh-oh! Is that the sound of somebody UNDERESTIMATING THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF A GIRAFFE I hear?

>>13955169
Yes, toes.

>>13955179
No, Anon. Not toes

>>13955138
>>13955145
This is why you got kicked out of /a/ and this is why it went to shit.

Also, why in the WORLD are you trying to single me out of whatever other people you've encountered before, you frigging pedantic bastard?

Not everyone is going to be happy with a discussion about jets if they're not in any way related to MGs.

>>13955173
By that logic it sounds more okay to shitpost about monstergirls for hours than to have a small conversation about an anime for 30 minutes.

>>13955180
Sure they are.

>>13955176
The scary thing is that Kaku only had that fruit for a very short time before that fight.

>>13955187
No, Anon. They're not toes

>>13955185
We got kicked out of /a/ because of ONE autistic fucker.
Also the EMG threads have become threads about everything Monster Girl related again, they have Dr. Hitomi and shit in the same threads now.
>>13955190
Of course they're toes. What else could they be?

>>13955166
>>13955152
>spiders
>moe
>creatures that turn their prey into a shake
>skeevy little counts hiding in your shoe and under your desk, watching you
>long hairy legs, soulless eyes
>moe

NO.

>>13955194
Talons

>>13955194
And so I hope it stays.

DON'T FUCK IT UP NOW!

>>13955196
Monstergirls, anon.

>>13955186
Those two specifically weren't shitposting though, unless your definition of shitposting is having differing opinions. Also, it's not an either-or choice, neither shitposting nor blatant off topic conversations should be "okay."

>>13955196
>hiding in your shoe and under your desk, watching you
Loli arachnes doing this pls.

>>13955194
>one autistic fucker
Wrong
>The /a/ threads have everything MG related again
Bullshit, only manga and anime stuff is allowed, we couldn't go there if we wanted to. And who does? /a/ is a shithole.

This thread is shit!
Mods pls delete

>>13955198
You're so silly. A talon consists of several toes.

>>13955194
>>13955206
>>13955211
Guys please, enough already.

>>13955211
Dude, why are you trying to drum up arguments here?

>>13955204
They're still spiders and they shall get the flammen.

>>13955216
To think it all started because one person decided to throw a fit and start shit for no raisin

>>13955152
Milf spiders!

>>13955217
I'm not, its just that he's wrong or lying.

>>13955219
No, it started when he told you to cut it out and you went defensive about it like there's some ancient forgotten rule that doesn't exist anymore to excuse it.

>>13955218
Oh, you are the edgy guy. Go to bed already, your waifu is wating for you.

>>13955226
Seriously dude, nobody cares. You're wasting energy

>>13955166
I want to fondle that fur on her prosoma and comment on how splendid it is.

>>13955226
>>13955228
No more fighting!

>>13955220
[Ufufu Intensifies]

>>13955220
das a big butt

>>13955220
"Ara, you're clinging to my carapace just like a baby!"

>>13955220

>>13955227
At least don't use buzzwords.

>>13955228
>no one cares
>thread turns to shit during the time these fuckers start posting about aerofuel, jets and Gundams
It's like there's a connection or something.

>>13955233
>You're walking down the street when this Arachne turns the corner and knocks you over with her FAT ABDOMEN
>What do?

>>13955246
Rob her.

Can I be a milkman if I only have minotaurs?

>>13955252
You'd have to vigorously train all of their bodies to lactate like holstaurs since they can't do that on their own!

>>13955243
My little anon can't possibly be this retarded.

>>13955252
Have fun trying to milk a Mino

>>13955240
But edgy-kun, you are not better with your flamethrower meme!

>>13955243
>thread turns to shit during the time these fuckers start posting about aerofuel, jets and Gundams
>there's a connection
It technically started after we discussed it, and then >>13955011, followed by yelling.
Usually, when SEED was brought up some weeks back, nobody minded, and nobody was arguing.

What would a Jekyll/Hyde Monster Girl be like?

>>13955268
You want me to use guns instead?

>>13955265
My little anon can't possibly be this taunted.

>>13955274
My waifu.

>>13955252
You'd have to cater to a niche market of milk drinkers who want their preferred beverage to make them uncomfortably energetic.

>>13955267
>Asterio
Yes, I will indeed have a lot of fun milking that.

>>13955273
What does that have to do with the arguments from like 6 hours ago.

I wasn't even there to see your stupid posts at the time, I just looked up all the drama a few minutes ago.

>>13955278
You want to be lethal? Then use hugs and kisses, followed by handholding. Bow that's lethal.

Holsts, Kesarans and Weresheep are what these threads deserve.

>>13955294
I could really go for a Weresheep right about now

>>13955294
No, Alps and Amazons! Get it right!

>>13955297
I like both.

>>13955287
My point is, we've had discussions like this off-hand before, and it wasn't during any shitposting.
The same people who ran out of stuff to talk about with MGs and instead talk about Gundam during the quiet hours aren't the same as the people who run out of stuff to talk about and instead shitpost about, say, futa etc.

>>13955290
But I don't want them to think I like them and monstergirls have a problem comprehending the word no.

>>13955300
Damn Jackie, you so old.
>>13955305
Stop talking to him, he hates everything nice.

>>13955220
>C-c-could i r-ride you?

>>13955300
>You will never be as cool as Jackie Chan
It hurts

>>13955059
>>13955090
>>13955059
>>13955194
>>13955211
You could say...it's Sockholm Syndrome!

>>13955297
To hell with you, how are Anons supposed to improve if they only get a stick and never a carrot? No one can stay mad while fondling Holst boobs. Kesarans are happiness cocaine, and Weresheep? Can't fight if you're asleep. You'd suck as a teacher.

>>13955305
No.

This also happened during the time everyone else was arguing about femdomfaggotry and maledomfaggotry.

Don't fucking bullshit us.

>>13955312
>You will never live up to Jackie Chan's expectations of you
I can deal with my mother calling me lazy, but seeing Jackie Chan tell me that he's proud of me for doing my best while I'm just sitting here masturbating and shitposting makes me feel really bad.

>>13955238
A real spider cow.

I want to taunt a minotaur like this and see what happens! I hope its rape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S9wZJk_jOE

>>13955294
Jokes on you I fucking love Holstaurs and Weresheep.
>>13955297
I like Amazons too.

>>13955320
>You could say...it's Sockholm Syndrome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGYyTw9RIa8

>>13955300
I organized my stuff, spent time with my mom, and finalized some steps for going back to school. I will do my best Jackie. I promise.

>>13955337
Not funny.
>>13955334
What the hell.

>>13955337
Is this the thread theme?

Monster Girl pirates!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTaGVnWuTGk

>>13955326
Looked through three different threads wherein "Kira" was mentioned. I don't see any arguing within an hour either way, anon.
I mean, I could be wrong, do you see anything I'm not?

>>13955294
Are we being rewarded for something?!

>>13955337
>>13955320
Fuck off.

>>13955327
it's okay I know that even Mr. Rodgers is disappointed in the waste of humanity I've become

>>13955349
I want to take off a manticore privateer's tail during combat before burning her ship and dragging her before the crown to be executed!

>>13955349
>When you're a Monster Girl Pirate...

>>13955361
>You do what you want because a pirate if free!

>>13955337
How have Ushi-Onis been moefied when some are already that moe in the official material?

Open up anon! It's not laced with aphrodisiacs this time, I swear!
>>13955361
YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE LAP OF LUXURY!

>>13955353
I'm talking about the god damn mess you guys made with the femdom and maledom BS and all the other amalgams you guys caused to yourselves.

Don't come here pretending those don't exist either.

>>13955360
But what if she says she says 'I left everything I own in one piece' and starts a new age of Monster Girl pirates?

>>13955369
YO-HO-HO! HE TOOK A BITE OF CUM-CUM!

>>13955364
It's just some guy shitposting pushing his dumb meme.

>>13955372
>He
Is the MC named Monkey D. Alpy?

>>13955375
What does that have to do with his question? Wtf.

>>13955367
I don't know what you're referring to.
I was talking about gundam shit.
Explain further.

>>13955378
No, the MC is a cursed boy who, after eating the wrong piece of fruit has become what all MGs dream of: a man with hyperspermia.

>>13955364
>official material

One picture of an ushi learning to cook doesn't remove what they are.

>inb4 generalizations
>everyone on zipangu, a monster state, steers the fuck clear

I don't think so Hanbei.They've been made moe by the thread anyhow, not MGE.

>>13955380
>his
>Wtf
Dohohohoho

>>13955380
Y'know, we're all big boys here. You can say fuck.

>>13955385
No anon! That's what he wants!

Hi

>>13955383
>Cursed boy
>Boy
>A shota with hyperspermia running around in a world of MG
Good god this is going to be fun to watch.

>>13955400
Get that shit outta here.

>>13955372
>fighting by shooting cum at everyone

No one will beat this man because no one will fight him.

>>13955365
I would pamper that elf.

>>13955402
Also he has a bearmode grandpa who is a high-ranking paladin.

>>13955400
Hey there, how ya doin?

>>13955403
Just report him.

>>13955385
>They've been made moe by the thread anyhow, not MGE.
Ok.

>>13955385
It's alright, anon, even if there are no true Scotsmen.

>>13955410
KC is a fucking genius.

>>13955385
>They've been made moe by the thread anyhow, not MGE.
>dissing on MGE's masterpieces

why is /mgt/ so bad today

>>13955410
>That image
Fucking kek

>>13955415
At least, to have taken this...whatever this is, and turn it into a fuzzy tarantula girl, yeah.

>>13955410
>>13955419
That's a face that says
>No bully, pls

>>13955416
*KC

>>13955400
I'd fuck the vampire talk she bleeds

>>13955422
Okay, I laughed.

>>13955410
>>13955422
This reminds me of those Pokemon Gold Silver sprite comparisons

>>13955420
A fuzzy tarantula girl with big ol' titties and a bitchin' chuuni scarf. Visually at least the ushi is really nice. Hell, all of KC's spiders are, and that says something.

>>13955422
It really just need some tears in the corners of it's eyes.

>>13955431
DON'T!

>>13955432
All of his lamia girls are great, too.
There's not one of them that I don't like.
Okay, maybe Red Lamia,
Only because she has to traits to call her own.

>>13955415
I wonder if he could make something of a penanggalan.

>>13955403
>>13955409
What is even the difference between talking about this and Gundam exactly?

>>13955440
Is that the floating head with the exposed organs and stuff? Too guro like.

>>13955446
>still trying to start shit
I will never learn, will I?

>>13955450
Cute.

Post more.

>>13955449
Replace the organs with a body made of tentacles and maybe you could avoid Guro.
Like a Dullahan without a body.

>>13954600
Oh, OP was deleted.

>>13955453
Don't have any.

>>13955458
Then why are you here?

>>13955456
By OP? There has nothing explicitl or nudity in that image

>>13955459
That doesn't make any sense. I did have this though.

>>13955416
You haven't been around just half a year ago, when we didn't get a thread without at least one "MGE a shit", have you?

>>13955463
It does.

Why did you lie about not having more?

>>13955436

>>13955456
Yeah, I was waiting until the thread reached the bump limit to bring that up.
>>13955461
No, by a janitor I'm guessing.

>>13955461
Janet maybe. For the shitposting maybe.

>>13955466
No it doesn't. And I didn't lie, I was misinformed. Now I'm all out though.

>>13955465
>he thinks I haven't
anon please...this is just deprobable

>>13955467
Don't wake up /vp/

>>13955472
What kind of bullshit assumption based on nothing at all is that? If I ask for more, I obviously am asking for more mermaid monster girls.

Also, nice shit anime.

>>13955479
>Then why are you here?
That part still makes no sense. And if you want Mermaids instead of Mermaids getting baited, I can help with that.
>spoiler
On second thought I think I'll stop talking to you.

>>13955446
Care to give me one, someone?

Could somebody post the dense hero screencap? where he meets a lilim, the demon lord and the dense previous hero? I've lost mine.

>>13955484
Nice bait.

>>13955486
Boop

>>13955467
This shouldn't have made me laugh.

Speaking of the point though, it's mainly about Japanese traditional art style. You can bet that thing's expression was intended to show just how fucking terrifying it is.

>>13955482
What kind of misinterpretation of a simple request is this?

>>13955490
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

>>13955489
Thanks, do give me one though.

I'd like to hear what kind of stupid reason that has nothing to do with anything you give me.

>>13955501
You posted an image, and it is an eyesore. That's the difference.

>>13955505
That wasn't me BTW.

Nice reason, though it has nothing to do with me, give me a new one.