/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for maids are olev

>>13946869

See what you did? Your terrible opinion killed the thread.
Second for long hair best hair.

>>13946875
Third for Familiar/Kobold cuddle pile

Sub 10 for Lamias.

>>13946875
>1.21 MB
DELETE THIS OP

>>13946879
Bite me, a busty cat-based Familiar with short hair would be sublime.

>>13946882
How on earth do you get a shirt to stick like that?

>>13946882
Lamias are just Oomukade without all the lovely legs.

>You will never have a slightly arrogant Space Monkey from Outer Space waifu with a nice ass

>>13946889
Short hair-fag please, the straight people are trying to have a monstergirl thread here.

>>13946891
She threw it on like mid shower if I recall. A drenched shirt would do that. It's a pretty prime example of Miia being a stupid faggot though. Wrapping a sodden cloth to a snake is like suicide.

>>13946891
You get it wet first, obviously.

>>13946892
You've got it backwards.
Oomukades are just lamias with legs.
And I love them for that.

>>13946889
>familiar with tits
>short hair
The plague, the shit taste is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

>>13946892
Lamias also aren't smelly

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>13946911
>Hating on tits
Found the homosex.

>>13946892
My waifu doesn't need legs.

>>13946911
>hating on tits and short hair
Were you dropped on your head on as a child?

>>13946920
>>13946934

Tits are fine. Tits are lovely, in fact.

But if you like tits on a loli, you might as well just reassess your life, or end it outright.

>>13946937
But what if she's a loli Mega Holst? She can't help her proportions anon, why don't you love her?

>>13946937
>He doesn't want to summon a familiar, accidentally a few runes and create an even greater ritual to summon a tall, busty, laid back, long haired onee-san type Arch Familiar
>He doesn't want her to cure him o his shit taste
>He doesn't want to study magic lying down with his head between her breasts as she plays video games and snoozes.

>>13946945
Even normal Holsts start off as oppai lolis, but they're more at LEE levels than anything.

>>13946945
Well, I guess holsts can't help it. I suppose they can have a pass.

Everything else, however, has no excuse.

>>13946949
>tall and busty

Well, then she's not a boob loli. In which case, I do want that.

>>13946945
>>13946951
>>13946953
>tfw your 6 year old Mega Hols daughteru will never shyly ask you for 'milkies' when her mother is away
Suffering

>>13946967
That's too cute to be lewd.

Reminder :
Fox Women are the best!

>>13946981
they ok

>>13946981
They're quite lovely.

I want to be gang raped by a group of drunk soviet monster girls while my Nazi waifu watches helplessly!

How does her sap taste like

>>13946949
>she has short, fanned-out hair and keeps the rest her hair tied in a long braid
>wears sweaters that cut off just above her back wings
>wears jean shorts with a hole cut out to accommodate her tail

>>13946981
I'm rather fond of them.

>>13946993
Like how milk tastes when you mix honey into it.

>>13946981
Prove it.

>>13946997
I was thinking even lazier man. Like the first thing she does after being summoned is conjure a beer and steal one of anon's oversized shirts and laze around in that.

I want to shoot manticore venom until I go crazy and move to live in the sewers, and then get chased out to the wilderness surrounding MGC

>>13946993
Ever had unprocessed maple syrup? It'd be like that.

>>13947004
And find a feral werewolf who cares for you out of simple curiousity?

x is best girl

>>13947010
Y is best girl.

>>13947010
>>13947013
Skub is best girl.

>>13947010
>X
>Not Zero

I'll finish this. Right here. Right now.
I WILL DEFEAT YOU SIGMA!

SLIMES WITH MORE CORES TO LOVE YOU BETTER

How do we feel about time travel?

>>13947021
its complicated

>>13947016
FUCK OFF SKUBFAG

>>13947021
Depend son how it's executed, and the mechanics behind it.

>>13947020
>Those cores might've come from human girls who were melted down by the slimegirl

I'm not sure how I might feel about this.

>>13947027
>2015
>Being anti-skub

This person is the reason these threads have gone downhill.

>>13947021
I got around to playing D4 recently, and I think some MG story involving time/continuity travel like how that game manages would be pretty neat.

I'm going to make a familiar/holst hybrid and none of you can stop me!

>>13947034
But isn't that a hobgoblin mage?

>>13947020
Evangelion tells me you're an angel and I have to destroy your cores or you're gonna force your way into Terminal Dogma to start 3rd Impact

>>13947020
Do you think the number of cores within a slime might be an indicator of their intelligence?

>>13947038
A LACTATING hobgoblin mage with cat ears and cow-print fur.

>>13947039
She'd let you breach her Terminal Dogma

Ramiel MG when?

>>13947024
>>13947028
I'm thinking anon is a shitty modern mage who is the great grandson of a powerful one who fucked off to pandemonium with his harem, finds a summoning tome that is to magic as a picture book is to the Illiad, and accidentallies the Arch Familiar I was talking about a little earlier, becomes intoxicated with stupidity, decides to fight crime, shit happens and he and his familiar slip through a rift to the past, where everything is fucked up, he then goes adventuring.

Thoughts?

How would the brave Shovel Knight fare in Monster Girl world?

>>13947048
I wouldn't mind just seeing shenanigans between him and the Arch Familiar.

>>13947021
Just don't try and pass that whole "If you change the future, you change the past," bullshit as a valid time-traveling mechanic.
You know, like FF13-2.

>>13947044
I'd rather see what a Leliel monstergirl would be like.
Maybe a higher-dimensional slimegirl who's slime substance is a Dirac Sea, projecting a "shadow" of her female form into the actual world.

>>13947054
He'd be best friends with THE WALL, who is Shield Knight's older brother.

>>13947059
That would be the focus, yeah.
>>13947062
Wasn't even going to try. Rather if I were to have it as a mechanic, fate would manipulate him so that the general gist of the future still plays out. Just little things change like his great grandfather's sage mentor was actually him after centuries of wandering through the past.

>>13946993
Like bitter lonliness

>>13947062
I barely remember the inticacies of FF13-2's plot. Which occasions had you go into the past on an alternate timeline from the future?

>>13947020
Doesnt that just make her a young queen slime?

>>13947069
I don't remember much myself.
I do know that they did use it as a valid excuse to kill of Serah, though.

>>13947063
>Fourth dimensional monstergirl

Sounds good.

>>13947041
I think they can only have one.
So if you see one with three, it's an ambush tactic. She's actually three slimes working together.
Imagine getting pinned down and raped by a slime that splits into a group of slimes above the waist.
"Anon~ How do you like being squeezed by five pussies at once?

>>13947078
Didn't Serah die because she was an incarnation of Yeul, who was dying because of all the alternate timelines being created by meddling about with time travel?
Jeez, I really don't remember anything about that game besides how good the final level atmosphere's was. And it's sudden genre shift into a platformer.

>>13947084
>Higher dimensional monstergirl
>Is usually unable to interact with you directly
>You can catch slivers of glimpses of her sometimes, like looking at her through the crack of a doorway
>She can stalk you through walls that don't exist for her, and touch you only when you approach her from certain angles
>One day, she figures out a way to create a split in your world
>She drags you back into her world, a land of shapes with surfaces on the inside, edges and corners existing inside each other
>Up and down are eight different directions
>Sometimes when you turn, you can see the back of your head
>But she's there, as a seemingly normal, 3d being who can help you navigate with ease.

>>13947106
I wonder if existing in a higher dimension would be worth it for your waifu.

>>13947115
No it would not.

>>13947106
It was partly that.
In the end, they manage to kill Caius and stop all the time changes, saving the world and seemingly stopping Serah's illness from progressing further.
And then the timeline changes one more time, with the justification of, "If you change the future, you change the past."
This last time change kills Serah.

When dealing with beastmen MGs how fluffy/furry is too furry?

>>13947136
kobold is pushing it

>>13947136
>>13947143
What? No, Kobold is fine.

Remember, if it has a snout, watch out.

>>13947143
Wrong Kolbold, though I imagine the other well-known kolbold would be the line which shouldn't be crossed.

Those some feel that she's already passed that line.

>>13947143
10/10 would carry and feed snacks.

>>13947115
I'd like to think it would be.

"Honey, how do I get to the shops again?"
"Go down the street, turn clockwise and walk back the way you came, sidestep right until you reach Dave's house, keep the Worldheart on your right as you walk upside the highway, and slip into the rift from 50 degrees around its signpost."
"Okay. And how do I get back?"
"Jump down Dimension 6 Avenue until you reach the children's park, and turn diagonally up and to the left. Oh, and make sure you don't overshoot and fall into the Soul Shattering Singularity."
"Maybe you should just come with me."

>>13947127
Oh, right. Well, that seems a little bit bullshitty. Also, I didn't play the endgame DLC with Lightning and Caius, either, so I have no idea what was going on there.

>>13947143
It looks like the fur around her chest is just a coat she's wearing. The legs might not be agreeable with some, but otherwise she's just too adorable to take grievance with.

>>13947136
Only Masterrace fluff/fur is paw to mid bicep, paw to just above the knee, tail if applicable and ears.

Hellhound's arms and Jinko's legs are a prime example, though hellhound ould do without the hairy chest, a fluff collar is also okay, like with moffman Debate me.

>>13947143
Kobold is indeed pushing it.

>>13947156
>I didn't play the endgame DLC
You level grind as Lightning and she fights Caius.
She loses. 500 years later she comes back in the sequel.

>>13947143
>Portable doggy bowl
Kinda pointless if no one really caries around snacks on their person

>>13947157
The idea was basically her having full body hair/fur like Polt but no animalistic features on her appendages. Like she'd still have human-ish feet.

I mean, she's more beastman than normal, I guess?

>>13947143
>That bone has pussy juice on it
>She boned herself
L-Lewd.

>>13947166
That is literally furry i.e. covered in fur. For no reason I might add if she doesn't even have animalistic features. Keep the features, have the fur stop at her biceps and thigh as I said.

>>13947163
Ah. Well, I assume I'll get around to playing Lightning Returns: Destining the Destiny at some point.
If only because I liked the music of the first two games, and one of my friends tells me that the ending of it is the most beautiful bullshit ever experienced.

>>13947143
It's pretty funny how the only sub monster girl is a furry.

I want an Awoo-y wolf litter to hug and give kisses to!

>>13947207

>KC is done pandering to the abomination fags
>After Cu Sith KC will be done pandering to the furfags
>He's done pandering to the 'I want to be a monster'fags with flayer and Wendigo

Who's next?

>>13947228
He'll pander to Baneposters

>>13947236
This wasn't funny. Probably because it was too forced. I like a gentler hand with my baneposting.

Just in case whoever was asking didn't see it last thread: I am still doing that anubis and yeti story, it's just coming along really, really slowly.

>>13947136
A cat is fine too.

>>13947257
>Liking Cait Siths
Disgusting. I'd rather stick my dick in a Baphomet than a Cait Sith.
And I hate Loli.

>>13947257
I think Cait is cute.

>>13947136
If head is human and torso is human, it's okay. That's why I'm confused by Setouchi hate. As far as I'm concerned, dude gets everything right.

Well, except for some of these chimeras, but he was clearly dicking around while drawing these. It's still a shame Roller Girl didn't get to be a thing.

>>13947263
>>13947266
Aren't these things all about finding cat abusers and going full Ulthar on their asses? I can respect that.

Maybe they actually have a human form but they don't use it because people who hurt cats don't deserve anything other than a healthy dose of monster mojo to convert them into furries.

I want to pour chocolate syrup all over a dark priestess's body and lick it off.

>>13947278
>Maybe they actually have a human form
Nope.
>Aren't these things all about finding cat abusers and going full Ulthar on their asses? I can respect that
Also nope. They are furry niggers. They break into your home and kick your waifu out of bed, and demand that you say thank you as they ride you and if you refuse, that's abuse agaisnt cats and they send their squads to teleport you into catcuckland where you turn into the public cumpump.

>>13947266

>>13947292
What if the waifu is an Oni/Hellhound/Jinko/etc?

>>13947292
>>13947300
>Implying Cait Sith do any of that.
Stop misinforming people about Cait.

>>13947300
+1 Cait Sith skin rug.

>>13947300
You better wish she's good at hiding corpses. Cuz if it gets found out, boom teleport squad.
>Jinko
Cuck Shith has dominion over all cats.

>>13947300
It doesn't matter who she is. If she cares about you, she'll stomp right over to her phone and call Alf.

>>13947222
I know the ending only has them with one daughter, but I can't help but feel this is an inevitability.

>>13947309
There's really no reason to defend those little furry shits, so misinfo is a point in their favor.

>>13947292
These are okay too. What isn't okay is how they have hair. The cutest thing about cats is that M on the forehead of tabbies, hair blocks that shit. Cats shouldn't have hair.

How does that work, anyway? Why do they need hair if they have fur? Do they still have an undercoat of fur below the hair, or is the hair itself just really long fur, like a mane? If it is, why is it a different color?

>>13947325
>>13947309
CIDF, your shit would be peddled better on /b/, just sayin.

>>13947250
Thank you, friend

>>13947250
Good. Glad to hear it.

>>13947325
>What isn't okay is how they have hair. The cutest thing about cats is that M on the forehead of tabbies, hair blocks that shit. Cats shouldn't have hair.
>How does that work, anyway? Why do they need hair if they have fur?
It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to make sense thanks to Mamono mana, since the body and preferences of both husband and wife will change to adapt to their spouse's body/preferences a Cait Sith could literally look like a a regular cat or it could transform into a more human-like shape and gaining more human characteristics to adapt to her husband's tastes.

There might be Cait Sith without human hair, or without fur on her belly and still have several cat teats, or all sort of combinations.

>>13947337
>That sign.
Is he being blackmailed into doing doing that?

>>13947273
Well I mean. It's hard to think of ways to make her less generic canid/werewolf waifu outside of her being huge as fuck compared to the MC.

>>13947292
Is this what /pol/ feels like? Making shit up about people you dont like?

>>13947348
With his arms outstretched,he appears to be doing it deliberately.
>>13947353
To be fair, people have made shit up about non-Cait Sith girls in the past.

>>13947353
Come on now, I'm okay with Cait Siths but calling them people is going too far.

>>13947348
Samuel L Jackson tried to walk over and save the guy, but he couldn't find him under the cuddle pile

>>13947273
>Confused about Setouchian Horrors and Delphinian Hood Ornaments
>Confused how drawing a nightmarish abomination and randomly stuffing a human torso somewhere on it looks awful.
Stop it man. I'm dying over here.

>>13947337
>>13947348
I wonder what would happen if some dude went out wearing one of these signs with "I HATE MONSTERGIRLS" written on it.

They might get mad and want to fight him.

>>13947286
Just the idea of good play and pouring stuff onto a monstergirl's body is enticing in general, I think.

Imagine a bottle of fine red wine being poured upon the pale breasts of a vampire as she lies beneath you, the liquid cascading down her fair skin for you to lap up when it pools between her thighs, and for you to share with we when you kiss.
Or being within the private bedchambers of a beautiful pharaoh, having her lay upon a slippery massage bed as you pour heated oils upon her back, turning it bronze in the firelight.
Maybe even getting lewd with a meek holstaurus, spraying upon her breasts whipped cream made from her very own milk, only to lick it all off and start over again, teasing her with cold cream and warm tongue against her sensitive nipples.
Perhaps you could get even more bizarre, and apply whipped cream to a slimegirl or barometz, circling the bouncy fruit of the latter before trailing it up to her body proper.
And it'd be nice if a succubus celebrated your birthday one night by surprising you with an inflatable pool upon your bed, full of liquid chocolate, occupied by the blueberry seductress just coating her skin with it and licking it up from her fingertips.

>>13947353
>Trusting furriest
>Trusting literal, asshole cats turned into furry sluts
>Trusting any creature with a racial proclivity to kidnap you and make you a communal cum pump

>"Just like their outward appearance, they are closer to cats (that are animals) on the inside too. They have selfish, capricious personalities and perhaps because of having been spoiled by humans, they consider themselves and other cats to be on a higher standing. They display an arrogant attitude towards men, speaking in a manner such as the following: "If you think I'm cute, then I'll let you pat my head." "If you say you want to mate with me that much, then I'll make you my male.""

>As long as men living in the kingdom obey the law and adore cats, they are promised a life with all their necessities taken care of; but the law absolutely favors cats. Men are obligated to spoil cats and to give in to their demands, whether playing with them, or mating with and impregnating them. Also, it seems tormenting a cat is considered a serious crime, whether or not it took place within the kingdom. If one torments cats and a cait sith receives a report from the other cats, she will abduct that person and carry them off to the Cat Kingdom.

>One of their duties is also to punish criminals who have been brought back to the cat kingdom. If the culprit is male, then his human rights will be stripped away and he will become the property of them and their cat underlings. He will become a "cat toy" that will be played with and milked by the cats whenever they feel like it, 24 hours a day. If the culprit is female, then they will cast "a spell to change her into a cat" and she will be changed into one of the cat family monsters

They will walk into your home, rape you infront of your waifu, and if either of you resist, send their goons to take you and her to their land where it is lawful to strip people of their human rights, and forcibly transform your waifu into an asshole cat.

>>13947375
>good play
Food play

>>13947371
They would just rape him until he changes his opinion.

>>13947292
>When a cat is joined to its male owner by a strong bond, and it has developed feelings of love for him, it will transform into one of these "cait sith".
>he would call his own cat a nigger and kick it out
>he would be surprised when he gets hauled to the rape dungeon for breaking his cat's heart
/jp/ - Terrible People

I want to video game with a lamia!

>>13947375
>And it'd be nice if a succubus celebrated your birthday one night by surprising you with an inflatable pool upon your bed, full of liquid chocolate, occupied by the blueberry seductress just coating her skin with it and licking it up from her fingertips.
That sounds wonderful.

>>13947370
I actually like the human-torso-on-nightmarish abomination designs, they look cute and it's not like you'll be getting freaky with the abomination part anyway. Besides, Setouchi has some really fine taste in his monsters, the entire Lady's Village was great.

There's no defense for Delphinus though, I'm pretty sure that he's literally a dolphin and drew these things with his prehensile dick while cackling madly in his rape cave.

>>13947396
>"Come on. Take me, you stud."
"Where did all this liquid fudge come from!?"

>>13947378
>They have selfish, capricious personalities and perhaps because of having been spoiled by humans, they consider themselves and other cats to be on a higher standing.
Just don't fucking spoil your cat to the point where it thinks it's better than you.

It's like people don't think there are nice cats who would never bite you or scratch you and just want to be with you on their last moment and you just pet them until they fall asleep forever and their eyes become palid and lifeless without the love they once gave you... ;_; RIP

>>13947384
Burn cats. I don't want any of those cunts near me if I were in MGEland.

>Loving relationship with waifu
>She adopts a cat
>She cares for it
>As a male it grows fond of you
>Turns into a Cait Sith
>Waifu must now share you with her, because you are no longer hers, regardless of if the both of you are monogamyfags and were perfectly in love
>Waifu is no longer waifu, but first mistresss, cait sith takes rightful position as head wife
>If either of you complain, it's off to cat kingdom where you are turned into a cumpump and your waifu is turned into a cat and indoctrinated into the ways of the asshole and joins in gangraping you with every one else
>Cunt Sith has ssinglehandedly turned your beloved waifu into sloppyseconds-kun

>>13947406
>Every Cait Sith was once your cat
>Cats aren't inherently spoiled capricious assholes

Fuck you. Did your cat die or something? Good.

>>13947391
SMT

I want a nice fat lazy NEET Cait Sith to cuddle and sit on my lap while I play vidya.

Not to dick though, Cait Siths aren't for dicking. Plus she's short, I don't date womanlets.

>>13947398
>it's not like you'll be getting freaky with the abomination part anyway
>MGQ Part 3
>Come up against abomination
>5 getting freaky with abomination parts defeat endings
>1 normal like a blowjob or vaginal

Care to try that again?

>>13947413
Woah now, no dicking? That's abuse, off to the cat kingdom with you.

>>13947405
She paid a chocolate slimegirl for some of her substance.

>>13947406
Oh. Oh shit. Sorry man.
I know what it's like to lose a pet. One of my dogs passed away from old age and the other one had to be put down so she didn't die in pain.
I was in my mid-teens and I still remember the last hug I ever gave them.

Alright Anons, thanks to a benevolent wizard with a ton of monster girl friends, you now have a 5-girl cuddle harem for the night. They're not going to give you any sexytimes, but they're here to just wrap you up in a warm pile and lull you to sleep. All night long.
Which five species do you choose?
>Hardmode: No Yetis or Weresheep.
>Godmode: No species that have any fur or fluff on them at all.
>Purely Luck-based mode: Roll 5 monsters with monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono. Those are the ones you must cuddle. All night.
>Optional Bonus Round: Thanks to one of the girls who loves music, she insists on listening to some chill music as you all fall asleep. What songs do you listen to?

>>13947422
I just want 5 Kikimoras.

>>13947415
>no dicking? that's abuse
I now realize that Cait Siths are pretty much Feline Justice Warriors.

>>13947406
>>13947418
This is why I don't get a pet. I'm not good at handling loss.

Gonna be bad enough when my sister's cat dies...

>>13947422
>Zombie
>Arachne
>Lavagolem
>Ignis
>Wisp

>>13947422
Four kesarans, and a succubus who can inhabit dreams so we can explore each others' dreamscapes.

>>13947422
pure luck mode
>nightmare
>amazoness
>Khepri
>Gandharva
>Selkie

>>13947422
Kraken
Scylla
Mindflayer
Shoggoth
Tentacle

>>13947415
Please, she's too fat and lazy to bother reporting it. She's going to get cuddled non-sexually and there's nothing she can do about it.

>>13947422
>Kitsune-Bi, Jinn, Sahuagin, Cheshire and Thunderbird
Well, that Sahuagin is gonna get the best spot. The others can just do what they want.

>>13947422
lamiaparty.com

>>13947422
Random mode
>Chochin-Obake
>Dark Angel
>Alp
>Cancer
>Cheshire

Not gonna lie, I giggled a bit at what 4 is sandwiched in between. At least the Chochin-Obake will keep me warm?

>>13947445
Fuck, I should've put a ">" on that.

>>13947422
These posts are fucking useless, people just post which MGs they got and write the occasional "muh dikk". No discussion at all.

>>13947422
I can't sleep with music playing. She'll have to put some nature sounds like rain on or something. And if she doesn't like it, she can get out.

>Dryad
>Scylla
>Dark Valkyrie
>Kakuen
>Khepri

Twiggy, slimy and dung beetle can get lost. It's threesome time with DV and monkeybutt. They're bad girls anyway so they won't mind breaking the rules.

>>13947448
>>Alp
>>Cancer
>>Cheshire
Ayyy

>>13947460
Not him, but we need to reach the bump limit somehow.

>>13947309
Best furniture.
With a little work they become the comfiest thing ever.

>>13947422
Let's go luck!

>Tanuki
>Hobgoblin
>Werewolf
>Kakuen
>Succubus
Are you sure I can't dick them? I really want to cuddlefuck all of them.

>Bonus round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTCNLiRBXY is what I fell asleep to as a kid.
Alternatively, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXzMBA9VU4 is pretty relaxing.

>>13947460
They're not bad if it's once a thread or so, but it's been like two or three times a day lately. Same old "Somebody liked something we did once. Let's run it into the ground!" as it always is.

I want to woo a manticore by telling her how pretty her tailpussy looks with that ribbon!

>>13947460
Do ya got any bright ideas, chum?

>>13947422
Well, obviously I'm going to have Yeti and Weresheep on my list. Who wouldn't? Time to go for Hardmode.
>Jinko
>Ushi-Oni
>Hellhound
>Mothman
>Selkie
>bonus round: either nature sounds like >>13947461 said, or https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7D3AEC27DBD39C27

>>13947422
Luck based time.

-Barometz
-Sahuagin
-Kitsune-bi
-Cheshire Cat
-Goblin

This is turning into one nice cuddle session. We got the bed, the warmth, the extra protection. Sleepy times for all.

>>13947469
Bump limit? Is /jp/ still mad at us or something?

>>13947473
One guy even said he counted 5 of these in a threat a few days ago.

>>13947478
I got a shitload, but I'm here to judge right now.

>>13947407
I don't even hate Cait Siths but I'd never put my wedding tackle anywhere near her. At the most I'd toss her Super Economy Sized Q-Tips and tell her to get the fuck out of my bedroom.

>>13947488
They usually turn up when the threads go dead to get people talking again.
It's just it happens too often.

>>13947422
>Scylla
>tentacle
>shirohebi
>sea bishop
>mantis

These are my top 5 choices for a cuddle harem and regardless of what, I love to cuddle, even if no sex is involved; especially with muscular, healthy, or strongfat monstergirls.

>>13947378
>They will walk into your home, rape you infront of your waifu, and if either of you resist, send their goons to take you and her to their land where it is lawful to strip people of their human rights, and forcibly transform your waifu into an asshole cat.
That is literally nowhere in the profile, please stop baiting youre shitting up the thread.

>Go on a nice stroll at night through the woods near your home like always.
>During your stroll you get kidnapped by a bunch of elves claiming you are the beast who hunt their forest at night.
>Get dragged into the bedroom of the their Queen who says she ready to do anything to protect her people from a savage beast like yourself including offering herself as tribute.
>Have no idea what is going on.

What to you do?

I want a monster doctor to help me get over this cold that I have! With sexual healing!

>>13947514
Sorry ladies, not enough meat on this sacrifice.

>>13947514
>"...Wait a minute, aren't you that elf I helped out the other day?"

I don't know why that scenario popped into my head, but it amuses me.

>>13947520
She'd prescribe you the Alp that keeps bugging her about getting her dick back.

>>13947514
Tell her she's completely mistaken and go home.

>>13947514
>pic cuts off right above the feet
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

>>13947523
>"...Wait a minute, aren't you that elf I helped out the other day?"
>"N-No. I have no idea what you're speaking. Is it Orcish?"
>"Cut the crap Valerie. I helped you find your Kobold sister at the amusement park last weekend."
>"Ju-Just shut up and RAVAGE ME!"

>>13947514
I calmly explain that I'm not the beast who hunts their forest, compliment her lingerie (pink and black is a great color scheme, it looks wonderful on you!), and try to get away without getting hurt.

>>13947422
I wonder what five manticores could do in a cuddle-pile.

>>13947535
>WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
Rob Liefeld

>>13947542
Has anyone been archiving the Waifu Wars?

>>13947545

>>13947551
i dont know
i shut thought i could use this anytime someone says alps are shit

>>13947551
I think they are on the guys imgur account. I'm not sure how they sort things out there, so who knows.

>>13947444
>>13947491

Don't underestimate furry cockthirst. If she's in your general vicinity and got her eyes on you, you have no say in it. Try and say 'no' and you're being teleported into her rape kingdom by cheshires.

>>13947510
>They have selfish, capricious personalities
It's like you don't know what these words mean. They have teleporting ninja cats and Jinko bruisers at their command, and they have the asshole personality to abuse that power. Quit defending them, shitstain.

Also,
>If the culprit is male, then his human rights will be stripped away and he will become the property of them and their cat underlings.
>If the culprit is female, then they will cast "a spell to change her into a cat" and she will be changed into one of the cat family monsters.
It's right there, learn to read.

>>13947514
Swallow a raging mushroom and rape them all

>>13947562
Yeah okay. I can refuse to acknowledge her existence, especially when no writefag would dare do Cait Sith as anything other than an extraordinarily aerodynamic furry football for good reason.

>>13947527
Does she have the Alp's "Kyaa!" recorded and used as the message chime on her cell phone?

>>13946875

>>13947514
>who says she ready to do anything to protect her people from a savage beast like yourself including offering herself as tribute
What is this, a hentai movie?

>>13947559
The account is Waranon, and I sort them into folders.

>>13947568
>I can refuse to acknowledge her existence
Neglect is abuse, dude. enjoy your rape kingdom.

>>13947514
Ask them where the hell my lantern is. Then get back to my spookifyin'

> Come wayward elves who wander through the darkness, there is a light for the lost and the meek. Sorrow and fear are easily forgot...

>>13946882

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4RBkizO7LY

>>13947537
She's getting slowly and tenderly loved.
With plenty of kisses and handholding.

>>13947554
>MFW I bully a certain person about Manticores using their tailpussy like Carnictis-chan on his head
>MFW somebody finally posted it

Holy shit my sides entered orbit.

>>13947514

>those horns

THAT'S NO ELF!

>>13947570
I'm happy that the whole Succuvirus thing even got attention.

>>13947570
Bitch, I've got no idea what you're talking about. How do you watch me jack off? I usually do that with smut on my iPod.
That said, I really love that design.
>>13947578
My brother of sub-Saharan descent.
Monster girl version of the Beast when?

>>13947562
She's welcome to try. I'll keep her firmly in my lap and give her belly rubs and scratch behind her ears occasionally. I'll nuzzle my head next to hers and while petting her head tell her how much I love her. I'll even let her sleep next to my and cuddle her.

Then I'll introduce her to my Dragon Girlfriend I found through that blind speed dating service.

You watch a scary movie together with your waifu. How spooked is she?

>>13947597
this spooked

>>13947577
I fear no cats, for I have shitty micro-brews and enough catnip to send them into lethargy for at least a day

>>13947583
Imagine what one of these things would feel like in your dick. Its like one giant, slimy, incredibly strong muscle with vacuum-like suction power.

>>13947514
Ask her if she would accompany me on my hunt for the monster terrorizing her land.

>>13947597
Depends on the movie, but I wouldn't be surprised if she starts seeing faces on the wall.

>>13947597
Might depend on the type, but I doubt she would be spooked at all. She can raise things from the dead, whats a little knife hand?

>>13947597
Terrified.

>>13947594
>>13947603
>they have been given the duty of ruling cats along with magical power
You show me how you'll resist teleporting cheshire squads

>In the cat kingdom there are laws that prioritize cats such as the following:
“Men (husbands) must spoil cats (wives), and if a cat demands to play or mate, a man must comply with it.”
>It is a place where the whims of cats are given priority over everything else

>>13947554
reminds me of reverse gloryhole.

>>13947615
Dont live in cat kingdom then

>>13947615
That's why I keep stuffing her full of fish and lasagna, so she grows too fat and lazy to be able to go to her local Chesire Squad and report not getting dickings.

>>13946875
>>13947570
>Succuvirus finally triggers the screamer that comes from loading the image
>The "screamer" is 30 seconds of her screaming in ecstasy and ahegaoing on your screen

What two monster girls would you combine to create a new(ish) monstergirl?

example
>slime girl
>yuki onna
>now have a snow/slush girl

>>13947625

>>13947597
Not very. She's probably read plenty of ghost stories and crows are already spooky

>>13947597
Spooked enough to jump at the jumpscares, and tense and huddle close during the tension builders, but not enough to stop her from laughing afterwards or talking.

What I'd want to do is introduce her to the wonderful world of VR headset horror games. It'd probably be amusing to watch her blindly fumble about for a hand to hold as she looks around in her headset, and comfort her when she pulls the thing off during a bad scare.

How would your waifu feel if you were selected drafted along hundreds of others to become a supersuit-clad space supersoldier with the mission to protect a colony in a distant planet from xenos (the kind that'll kill you, obviously)?

>>13947619
>He thinks he has a choice
Furthermore, you act like a cat wouldn't just take her laws out of the kingdom. She doesn't give a fuck, she's a cat. To her mind everything is hers.

>>13947622
>her local Chesire Squad
I don't think they have like police booths and shit. Probably just telepathy, to be honest, they are powerful spellcasters. So yeah, enjoy your rape kingdom.

>>13947635
and in my mind everything is nothing

NO
SUU
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SUU
STOP

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>>13947542
That dragon was the true winner.

>>13947634
She'll build the Gunbuster to try and protect me.

>>13947514
>elf

Something fishy going on here...

>>13947606
Why do you think I make the comparison to tailpussies all the fucking time? It's like you're watching THAT scene with a Manticore and she gets the idea of sucking your head into her grasping lovebulb while she titillates your body.

>>13947639
Seen it already.

>>13947597
She needs me to take her to the bathroom at night.

>>13947639
Dramatization.

May not have happened.

>>13947638
You're not the one with magic powers, teleporting assholes at your beck and call and a goddess that supports your bullshit wholeheartedly.

>>13947639
You're behind the times, gramps. This was already posted here.

>A slimegirl will never seep into your pores so she can stimulate your nerves directly, using her slime to trigger electrochemical responses that make you experience the most pleasure physically possible

>>13947635
Then I make sure she watches TV to dull her psychic powers, which are pretty fucking bullshit but oh well.

I just want my fat cat I can cuddle and relax with but not dick.

>>13947634
Who cares what some monster slut thinks the only person ill love after my transformation is the emprah.

>>13947657
>I just want my fat cat I can cuddle and relax with but not dick.
Too fucking bad, sonney.

>>13947562
So you just like to ignore the parts of the world guides where monsters dont fuck around with other monsters husbands? And also make shit up about 'refusing to fuck a cat is abusing it'?

>>13947659
Fuck off, Warhammer is shit.

>>13947655
i got the wind on my side

>>13947634
She'll just pay enough money so I don't have to go.

>>13947663
Well I'll still try to do it, through whatever means necessary. I'll have my neet cait sith pillow or get fucked trying.

>>13947657
Fat cats for cuddling!
Feed her fish and rub her belly!

>>13947631
h-how would that work?

>>13947691
I've always assumed that most Elementals start off as empty husks before gaining emotions/egos, so what if a Kitsune-Bi desperate for energy of any sort possessed a recently summoned Ignis?
Kitsnue-Bi probably doesn't work that way, but I don't mind bullshitting things in order to sate my desire to see cool looking things.

>>13947700
Kitsune-Bi possession probably*
Typos, eugh.

>>13947378
>leaving out the parts where they'll go into heat from cuddling with someone.

Is it Mofu time yet?

>>13947711
Its always mofu time!

>>13947711
I'd rather we not have Kitsune image dumps, thank you very much.

>>13947378
Half of this shit only applies to if you live in the cat kingdom, or if you abuse animals.

Just don't move there if you don't like being a boytoy, and don't kick cats around and abuse them. There you go, you're good.

Which monstergirl has the most advanced technology?

>You will never have a mamono waifu and daughteru that you'll have to protect after you challenge some asshole to a fight to the death after hearing him talk shit about them.

>>13947726
The Egyptians.

>>13947726
Dorfs

>>13947713
yeah lets have dragon image dumps instead

Have you fought for the dream?

>>13947741
This is actually really charming right here.

>>13947763

no.
sounds too hard.

>>13947726
The short, sturdy ones fond of drink and industry.

>>13947763
What dream?
The dream with the power?

>>13947777
What power?

>>13947782
You know, the power of Juju.

>>13947792

What Juju?

>>13947798
You, Jew!

>>13947726
Id guess most of the automatons, like golems or living dolls.

>>13947810
Just because golems are made of advanced magic technology doesn't mean they understand how their own body functions, like you don't know all of the shit you have inside you and what does it do unless someone teaches you.

Living Dolls are just tsukumogami made from what used to be dolls.

>>13947763
The dream is dead.

So assuming they were a bit less rapey and forceful, which species do you think it would be the most fun to share an apartment with? Id say onis if only because you can film the stupid stuff they do drunk.

>No oppai loli Sabbath
>No shortstack Sabbath
>No onee-san Sabbath

>>13947850
>drunk

Onis.

>>13947850
Familiar.

>>13947850
>the stupid stuff they do drunk.
Thousands of dollars of property damage which will probably happen right inside your apartment?

>>13947858
>Onee-Sabbath still lacks stories

>>13947865
No thats tipsy for an oni, im talking 'put the liquor store out of business' drunk.

If I sold myself to some old lonely monster girl as a daki, how much money do you think I could get out of myself? I don't care about being a slave, I just want to know how much I'd be worth.

>>13946875
Contains what now?

>>13947861
>>13947850
Is oni mother milk alcoholic?
Does your semen earn a ABV percentage thanks to oni mamono manaa?

>>13947882
Well, what kind of a nigga are you, anon? A bishie? A bara? A fat ugly neckbeard? There's some vital info that we need to know before we assign a price tag. You could probably be 'hired' by an MG regardless of what you look or act like, but some MGs are definitely more wealthy than others.

>>13946875
>>13947889
I FUCKING KNEW I RECOGNIZED THE PIC FROM SOMEWHERE GODAMMIT

WHERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER GODDAMNIT

>you will never cuddle with and provide for your pregnant elf wife during that comfy time when your waiting for the baby to arrive

>>13947889
>tfw you will die in Araki's lifetime

>>13947893
A bishie, I care for my looks and am completely weak and helpless. I'm just depressed and need money badly so I don't mind selling myself off to a life of slavery. I'll take any buyer, even a cougar alp, creepy old shirohebi, or Neet ryu, I just want purpose.

>>13947850
>>13947850
A dragon, maybe.

>You've never been to the top of a mountain?
>What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm taking you to see one, of course. Now put your arms around my neck.

>Oh, so you think I can't make a diamond by hand?
>Well then, stand back, pass me that coal, and watch this!

>>13947911
Ok then, you'd probably get a nice, fat wad form a lonely, more dominant and successful MG. One who is far too busy with work to pursue a husband. I hope you like Tanukis or Dragons or Wights or Vampires.

>>13947873
>Onee-Sabbath still lacks art
It's a hard life, liking the concept.

>>13947909
Truly Araki's stand will allow him to live for many many decades to come.

>>13947893
>Tfw average
>Not bara, not bishie, just average with no explicit advantages or qualities
>Not enough uniqueness to be part of an adventure at all
>Would probably be lower than "cannon fodder" tier for MGs due to genericness
Guess it's a quiet life.

>>13947924
>fat wad form a lonely, more dominant and successful MG
I often wondered if monstergirls can get affected by isolation like humans do.

>>13947926
I'm sorry to hear that anon, but you could probably find yourself a Werecat or a Kobold or a Holstaur or even a nice Kitsune to wrap you up in sweet fluff and cuddle you close all night long.

>>13947926
>>Not bara, not bishie, just average with no explicit advantages or qualities
You're obviously the faceless, self-insert MC.

Congratulations on your new monster girl harem you will never score with as long as long are you're on focus unless it's a hentai.

>>13947625

Kejourou + Yeti

>>13947926
Don't give in anon!

We with nothing unique, special or interesting about us must instead strive to make our own path!

>>13947929
Well, they're capable of emotion, so yes.
Arguably, loneliness would affect them negatively even more than it does to normal humans, without even taking into account the variations between types of monstergirls.

Wererabbits can outright die from loneliness, too.

>>13947929
Oh, definitely. In the usual setting, MGs are basically put in our situations, yes? They're the ones who pursue love from a seemingly limited pool of mates? Of course you'd have ones who deny their need for love and isolate themselves, or just ones who keep themselves too got-damn busy to think about anything else or have any downtime.

>>13947948
I think lonely Monster Girls would be fucking depressing. Sometimes I like to imagine a lonely Lizardgirl sitting on her couch, staring blankly ahead, knowing she'll never know the comfort of a human boy's touch, while "The Sound of Silence" plays in the background.

>>13947971

Or imagining your favorite kind of MG alone for that matter.

>>13947971
Me too.

Meanwhile, on /hbg/, monstergirls contemplate how awful it would be if anons like us were lonely

>>13947971
>Portal to human world closed
>MGs can no longer obtain husbandos
>Suffering commences

It's finished

>>13947971
Wasn't there some modern setting story that said old lonely ones collected housefuls of romance smut, worse than bored housewives with momporn and fujoshits combined?

>>13947971
Or she could just sit in front of the computer all day having faux fun with vidya and music. I don't know any more advice.

>Lonely monster girl is starting to get up there in years
>Just had her 40th birthday
>Still single
>She latches on to any guy who shows her even simple common courtesy, ironically driving away any potential guys due to her clinginess right out of the gate
>Finally, she meets Anon, and the two of them hit it off wonderfully
>After they decide to move in together, Anon is awakened in the middle of the night by the sound of crying
>She's holding onto him like her life depends on it, sobbing quietly, and muttering in her sleep
>"I'm so glad, please don't leave me"
>Anon holds her close, kisses her on the forehead and whispers to her "It's okay, I'm not going anywhere"

>>13947987
Wait a minute that pool

>>13947971
>lonely Dragon curled up in the center of her hoard, feeling a desire for something warm
>Yeti making small snow families in her cave, wondering if she'll ever see a man in her lifetime
>Wight businesswoman desperate to hear her prospective husbands heatbeat

>>13947926
Its not that easy anon...

>>13947996

And then she wakes up.

>>13947996

>>13947987
>That fucking pool
Who am I kidding, I'd take my waifu there too.

I think the effects of isolation in monstergirls vary quite a bit. Obviously, they're still basically human, so you have to take that into account.
But monstergirls like, say, dragons or vampires might be able to deal with isolation well. After all, you expect the former to live up in a lonely mountain range, and the latter to live in a manor far from people.

And on the other hand, you'd have canine monstergirls. Prolonged isolation might make a kobold utterly unable to be around people without feeling afraid, and werewolves might even actively harm those who intrude on their personal space.

>>13948003
Wow that capture came out fucked for some reason.

>>13948000
>>13948007
That's what she gets for stealing the last slice.

>>13947996
Man. Loving lonely MGs sounds pretty nice.

>>13947971
Let me play the smallest violin while I don't give a shit.

>>13947987
>>13948000
>>13948007
Would popular pornographic filming locales be like tourist destinations for MGs?

>>13947983
>The normal situation we see MGs in is having sex/enjoying their lives with her husbandos
Would that mean the normal scenario /hbg/ sees us humans in are ones of sadness, where we're lonely creatures who go about their days doing out daily routines like robots without a cause? Is this why they're so focused around loving the shit out of men?

>>13948000
Great touch, don't you think?
Makes you want the pizza more doesn't it?

>>13947987
Beautiful. Is it based on that kitsune pizza greentext?

>>13948020
I could totally living off the money just for giving tours like that.

>>13947983
>>13947971
Somewhere out there is a monster girl who loves you. Who cares about you. Who can't stand seeing you as your are, and is ready to cross over just to be with you. She's everything you want in a mate...aside from the species.

>>13948020
It'd be just part of the experience of being married to one, so yeah.
It'd be the kind of thing where they'd be like, "Yes, during our anniversary this year, we went to the pool. You know, THAT pool."

And the Wight she is speaking too tells her that they went to an abandoned highschool and roleplayed there.

>>13948000
>>13948007
Is there something im missing about the pool?

>>13948030
Truth be told, it was an /a/ drawfag request, someone drew it up, and another guy colored it in (spent like 4hrs + doing it) and I automatically thought of the pizza greentext and suggested he add the pool.

>>13948023
Could be, but I think it'd be a lot like here, actually. Some realistic suffering, some fanciful cute, and some incredibly lewd. Probably a lot of shitstorms and slapfights too.

>>13948048
Ah, right. Though I don't remember a pool in that greentext.

>>13948046

Its a famous location for Japanese pronos, almost every porn in japan features that pool

>>13948012
>Prolonged isolation might make a kobold utterly unable to be around people without feeling afraid, and werewolves might even actively harm those who intrude on their personal space.
You'd have to consider that they'd have the desire to find a mate too, and if they were to ever find a man they nay confuse affection and distrust for one another.

>>13948060
frick, I shoulda suggested a shrine .

I totally failed, sorry guys

Death by mofu for me.

>>13947987
>>13948030
>>13948060
What greentext was this?

>>13948016

It's why applying to be a MG's daki is a thing.

>>13948075
Yeah, as the person who wrote it, the whole setting for it was in a forest behind the shrine, in a little body of water made by a small waterfall.

But you know what? It's fiiiiiine.

>>13948077
This one, but it clearly doesn't involve Caster Tamamo as far as I'm concerned.

>"you know those poor human men have such shallow lives, they simply get up, go to work, come home and spend all day alone then go to bed, and those human women are such evil bitches all they care about is if the guy has money or to find someone they can freeload off of, I can't wait til we can go to the human world and show those stinky human women what a real woman is like and find me a kind nice HM and take care of him and make him smile and do all those little things for him, like hand holding,hugging and gentle sex all night long .
I get so excited at the idea , and can't wait til 2017!!!

<SexypicofyourMGofchoicehere.jpg>

>>13948084
Well , uhh ,maybe her fountain pool looks like that famous pool in porno's, you know for uhh meditation purposes, and uhh stuff!

>>13948090
That was awful, please don't do that again PsychoFox.

>>13948090
If it was /hbg/, you'd have a picture of some guy, instead.
Posting pictures of monstergirls there would either be eating up the image limit with reaction images, or outright attention whoring.

>>13948090
I can't wait for 2017 to come around only for it to be a completely normal year just so I can laugh at every single one of you.

>>13948086
Oh, I remember this one. It was nice.

>>13947422
>Dark Angel
>Troll
>Arachne
>Hero kek
>Unicorn

does anyone have that green text/screencap about the monster girl getting purified by getting pregnant and becoming more motherly?

>>13948096
Who knows, maybe when I turn it into prose, I'll turn the little body of water into the porno pool.

Or not. But there might still be sex in or beside it.

>>13948101
Yeah, my bad again, first the pool, now this .

>>13948126
Jeez, all these mistakes you're making. You're falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.

>>13948112
this one?

>>13948107
>>Hero
You think monster girls like to befirend human girls and get them to hunt men with them, slowly turning them into succubi or monsters of their own species?
Maybe they like helping human girls seduce with the guy they have a crush on.

>>13948121
Maybe take her to a hotel , people do that in japan, have pizza with her, and viola the pool happens to be there and ofc she wants to see it, but can't part with her pizza, and uhh because it's in akihabara she dresses like tamamo so people will think she is just a cosplayer and not an actual shrine fox?

>>13948102
Where did this 2017 bullshit come from anyways?

>>13948137
Sounds I little contrived. Maybe I'll do it if I drink enough before writing.

If I'm drunk, then it'll either turn into what you wrote, or an eldritch horror story.

>>13948132
Sadistic monstergirls getting blindsided by their maternal instincts is the best thing in a while.

>>13948157

TL;DR edition
About 5-600 years ago the Empress of japan made an agreement with the supernatural/paranormal that essentially said they would move to the spirit realms and let humans rule japan for a while, the treaty ends in what they think may be 2017, as the original document is damaged the exact date the treaty ends is in doubt , many placed it as anywhere from 2017 to 2037 .
It was calculated based on lunar cycles and not actual years so another reason why the exact date is uncertain.

>>13947391
>>13947600
What's with birds and juice boxes? I must be missing something.

>>13948168
I'm pretty sure it was become some christian group interpreted the bible's end times story as taking place in 2017. Its all bullshit though and doomsayers will take any 'evidence' they can get to predict the end of the world so its probably both and a lot of other things.

>>13948172
It's just one artist. They like the idea of it.

>>13948168
>2017 to 2037
Fuck, I'll be 44 by 2037. I wonder if I'll recognize them.

What's the best thing about sweater puppies for you?

These threads got way slower than they used to be

>>13948178
>Its all bullshit though
Bullshit because you're a fedora tipper, or bullshit because Matthew 24:36-44?

>>13948189
Clothed paizuri.

>>13948192
It's very early morning in Europe, and America is asleep.
Here in England, it's just gone 5am.

>>13948189
The urge to grope them over her soft, fluffy sweater before sliding my hand under it, up her swuishy belly for more groping. Seeing my hands move across her tits under her bra and sweater makes me diamonds.

>>13948192
Summer is ending so the kiddies are all going back to school.

>>13948205
>America is asleep
Pff, it's only 12 here.

>>13948189
How warm they are.
I want to snuggle up with werewolf chan by the fire during winter

>>13948201
Christanon pls.

>>13948132
yes, perfect.

thanks

>>13948189

>>13948132
>even if you hate me, s-...she's still gonna be just a baby so you have to love her, okay? Promise!

>>13948236
Remember, Monster Girls are demons and fornicating with them is a one-way ticket to hell! Repent and see the light, and marry a human Christian girl like a good boy!

>>13948262
I'll marry a human girl on one condition.
She spends a weekend with me in a demon rea- my family's villa.

>>13948262
get bent, chris-tan

>>13948262
I'd give a human girl liked me a video of me fucking a monstergirl, while exploding how humans women are inferior.

>>13948262
Agreed. Do you have any pictures of Paladin girls for me to marry?

>>13948292
Is english your second language?

It seems like .less has moved on from monstergirls now..

>>13948303
And nothing of value was lost.

Greatest love story ever told

>there are people that think Kikimorae aren't the best monster wives

why?

>>13948310
Wrong thread?

>>13948303
And you base this on what?

>>13948303
Source? If so That'd depress me, I like less. He was our last real drawfag.

It was his stalker wasn't it

>>13948322
Ship thread.

>>13948310
Maledomfag pls

>>13948262
I want to fugg a nun or a Paladin. I guess a Cleric Paladin would be perfect.

>>13948303
I don't think we're losing much.

>>13948303
I wonder if I'll be still here to see /mgg/ die out

>>13948168
>2037
>Favotite MG comes uninvited
>"Sorry young lady you were 20 years too late"
>SenileOldMan.jpg

>>13948331
>tfw that game is sucking my soul right now

>>13948303
>Spreading baseless rumors
Don't start that coy shit. Pony up a source or stuff it.

>>13948333
There's nothing wrong with wanting to turn women into your loving, meat-toilets.

>>13948262
>marrying a human Christian girl

As if she isn't already a holy roller who'd get away with burning me alive for having such impure thoughts as handholding.

>>13948362
He just confirmed on IRC, says he fucking hates this thread, and the human worms feasting on its carcass.

>>13948364
Go circlejerk about your shit fetish on /a/ or something.

>>13948374
caps?

>>13948374
He certainly didn't seem that way this morning.

>>13947520
>>13947527
>be monster doctor
>recently your colleague Doctor Anon has transferred a "problem case" to you, claiming her condition "was beyond his ability" and "required a specialist"
>you don't know why he would, this alp is a laugh a minute
>you've convinced her that she might get her dick back if she continues to "absorb male essence" from unwilling participants
>you eventually let her visit for free so she could tell you all about her escapades

>fast forward to now, this human boy visited you claiming he wanted a cure for his cold
>you can see his erection, you know what he really wants
>an idea!
>you explain your "special alternative treatment"
>you give him the alp's address and tell him to open a box when he gets there
>a box that's rigged to explode and shower the area with mothman dust when it's opened
>as he leaves you rub your hands together, hoping to eventually see the alp return and say "You shitty doctor!! Now I'm pregnant!"