/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for WHERE IS THE TRANSLATION MAGGOTS

Second for stop getting banned you yandere faggot

>>13935454
Hellhounds are cute! CUTE!

Angels a best

FIFTH FOR SLIMES

>>13935474
This man speaks truth.

My bags are already packed, can't sleep though, flight is going to be soon, really excited

>>13935497
Nobody cares

>>13935474
>Yo, geekboy.
>Where do you think your going?
wat do

Didn't we have a thread with only 300 posts just this morning? How are we on another already?

>>13935500
Undress myself.

>>13935500
I suppose I ask them what they want.
If they want sex I oblige. If they try some dumb bullying shit I leave.

>>13935503
Comiket, new towho, ect.

>>13935474
Would have sex with in the dark with her legs locked around my hips, using only her natural radiance and glow as light.

>>13935360
Shut the fuck up, you pity partying little shit. You're worse than Bollocks if you're going "I'M A PIECE OF SHIT"

>>13935497
Fuck off and die.

>>13935500
Fuck off, Panty.

>>13935500
Desluttify the slut angel so my cock is the only cock she'll ever want.

I want to plan my dispersal with a werewolf, and leave the rest of her pack all behind!

Tanned gyaru monstergirls that act like delinquents in public but are affectionate in private?

>>13935527
BREAKIN' OUT OF MY PAIN!
NOTHIN' VENTURED - NOTHIN' GAINED!

>>13935454
>>13935466
I want to wrap up in a blanket cocoon with a Hellhound on a rainy day and watch Toku and Jojo with her.

>>13935544
I like it!

>>13935544
Thugdere is olev.

>>13935544
Yes.

I got my third Miia daki
going to get a credit card after i get off work tonight so i can get the 7 meter one

>>13935544
>Tanned gyaru monstergirls
Would that make an Ogre just a darker shade of green?

>>13935455
We Garthim now

Skeksis girl when?

>>13935598
>Spoiler
But how?

>>13935607
>An Ur-Skek girl

For what purpose. All they'd do is whimper like the fucking Chamberlain.

I love Dark Crystal

>>13935618
They're up on Crab's merch website, i just have to buy it through proxy

>>13935598
That is not the right move in the long run.

>>13935598
Good luck man, follow your dreams. I really hope you're able to get the 7 Meter one.

>>13935631
>Implying you don't want to pat her head and hear that sweet
>"MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM husband" while you plot to make her the Empress

>>13935636
Anon, I have a decent amount of disposable income, these will only be available for a short amount of time, and i don't currently have the money for it

I can put 400 a month into paying it off

it will be all fine in no time

and look at this thing

What's better then a Crow Tengu? A lot of things actually, but they're still lovely.

>>13935607
>The Garthim were the strike force of the Skeksis, powered by The Dark Crystal. They were created after the Skeksis discovered the prophecy revealing that a Gelfling would reverse The Great Division. The word "Garthim" is a plural noun, with no singular.[2]
Huh.

>>13935658
Christ man, how much does that cost? It's like 125 yen to the dollar right now so it has to be at least 50,000 yen.

Not that I should say anything. I just spent about 130,000 last month on headphones and an amp plus middleman and shipping but damn.

>>13935671
it's 100000 yen

>>13934990
An anubis could manage if her husband died, couldn't she? After all, her kind are known to guide the souls of the dead to the afterlife.
She'd know for certain that he'd be waiting for her when she finally passed over to the other side, right?
So she wouldn't cry. She wouldn't cry even when she thinks about how their daughter will grow up without her father's love and guidance. She wouldn't cry when she speaks to an empty room out if habit, only catching herself when she realises there's nobody behind her, with an answer to all her questions. And she definitely wouldn't cry when she goes to sleep every night in a bed too large for her, wishing above all else that she could still feel her husband's touch.

She'll see him again, because there is such a thing as an afterlife. There has to be. It can't just end with oblivion. Right?

>>13935675
>$800 for a daki
Well fuck. Nips and their exclusive merch huh?

>TFW no Gnolls
>Or Djinni
>Or Jotunn
>Or other Donut Steel shit

>>13935658
If you can afford it, then go for it, man.
Fall asleep every night surrounded in Miia dakis, dreaming about lamias and tail hugs.

>>13935678
>believing in an afterlife.

>>13935681
Ya it really fucking blows

>>13935686
I've been wanting my Miia snake pit for a long time, I always figured i would have to commission all of them
I got Loen to make my first one he still hasn't sent me stuff to pay him, jesus christ loen if you're reading this, please message me Paypal info that actually works on pixiv
and then all this stuff came out

>>13935632
THEY ARE?!

I guess the 17 at Comiket were just a limited first run...?

Link?

>tfw no yirmak girl to ride into combat with
>her big clawed hands will never set you on her shoulders

>>13935690
>Almost entirely her reason for existing is to guide peoples souls to the afterlife

>>13935678
Goddammit anon...bad enough when it's just random MGs being sad, nevermind the one I actually waifu...

>>13935705
>not big, fuzzy geldirus girls to keep you warm during a raging snowstorm
Step it up.

>>13935682
But those are all legit if you get off your ass and write them well. I've been thinking about writing those asshole fish people, Kuoa-Toa.

>Full on fish ladies with scaly legs who worship dark gods and have to be whipped regularly to keep from going stark raving mad

KC should get on them with his Chaos binge he was on. I just have too much to do right now. But man I could enjoy writing some crazy sexy slimy fishy masochists.

>>13935705
>Yirmak
The fuck? How do you waifu one of these things?

>Fucking getting 4 Miia dakis
You know, I talk a lot about wanting to be part of some snake pit...
But I never imagined somebody would have tried to do it with 4 of the same girl.
Also, you're blowing the fuck out of your bank, man.

>>13935722
>geldirus
What the fuck are you guys making me google?

>>13935728
>Kuoa-Toa
Man, my monster knowledge must be weak, since this is the fourth thing I've had to look up that someone said in this thread in 30 minutes.

>>13935728
Almost forgot the elf-tier superiority complex and amazonian-tier enslavement.

>I am the greatest, most superior of all monstergirls.
>Now tie me up and whip me you pathetic surface dweller
>This time I want to hear it crack
>LIKE YOU MEAN IT
>Aw yeah, like that
I'm so glad I married you instead of sacrificing you to the dark god Negawalker

>>13935690
But her whole culture is based around the peace souls find after death. How would she be able to live with herself if she knew that she'd never be able to see her husband again? Knowing that he's simply Gone?

It'd break her heart if she couldn't see his smile even one more time. She goes through nearly every night hugging her pillow, wishing it was her lover, wrapping his own arms around her and whispering into her ears that he's there for her,
But it never happens.

The only peace she can find is in the daughter you left behind, and it's one stained with regret. Because as much as that little anubis will make life worth living, she'll always think to herself, "I wish he was here to see her grow up."

>>13935716
Well, look on the bright side. At least she'll never actually be with you to feel that horrid, hopeless sense of loss.
Instead she'll simply know the numb emptiness of never experiencing true love with you, her dearest husbando.

Oh, wait...

>>13935753
How is that game?
Looks interesting.

>>13935773
You go into the Underdark in a campaign, you remember the scary shit you find there.

>Gricks popping out of the walls like it's fucking tremors and dragging off party members never to be seen again

>>13935786
Don't ask me, I had no idea. I had to look up what these guys were talking about in the first place.

>>13935792
>Gricks
Jesus Christ
What the fuck
http://imgur.com/4AqV69A

>>13935786
It's fun if you like 4X games like civilization. The lore is way more interesting than Beyond Earth, at least.

>>13935786
It's fairly good. They choose a weird, but enjoyable approach to faction 'balance.' Generally smooth gameplay and a good UI, though it's advisable to spend the first fifteen minutes to mouse over everything on all the screens. Lots of lore tidbits if you're into that.
Suffers from the same problem as many 4x games, namely that the AI is easy to figure out. Not that will stop it from lodging a dragon dick in your ass on higher difficulties.

>>13935782
Wow, someone's getting mighty poetic with "Your waifu isn't real".

Though I suppose that is somewhat refreshing compared to the standard.

>>13935659
Nerd Bird Christmas Cakes!

>>13935815
I think I prefer it to the standard if they're this creative about it.

>>13935831
Exactly.

>>13935819
The kind that spends her nights drinking while reading smutty romance?

Why is there nothing of these two together? Why isn't there art of a Salamander and a Lizardgirl fighting or just doing something together?
I don't understand?

>>13935851
The very same one who watches that young teenage boy next door and concocts fantasies of luring him into her feathery embrace.

>>13935863
*understand.
Didn't mean to put that question mark there.

>>13935815
I feel that an occasional dose of sadness acts as a contrast to make all the sweetness otherwise posted that much more heartwarming.

Writing about the death stuff like I was for a few posts is a bit predictable, maybe, but it's probably more agreeable than writing about war crimes committed against monstergirls.

Plus, it's a little bit of variety from the usual gushing I post about anubii, succubi, hellhounds, and whatnot.
I'll always go back to that stuff, but a bit of sadness makes the happy stuff much more valuable, I think.

>>13935864
But she's too insecure to make a move on him and can only watch as he has fun with his mothman freind.

Ok Anon, in a world of swords and sorcery you've been studying under a wizard only to earn his wrath after eating his sandwitch. As such, he's given you over to a friend of his to teach you instead.

ROLL THE RACE!
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Attitude! d10
1. Magical Neet! (Would rather stay in and study than deal with people)
2. Racial norm
3. Himedere
4. Light Tsun
5. Light Yan
6. Kuudere
7. Dandere
8. Thugdere
9. Deredere
10. Tomboy

Body Type! (Slimes it's just their favored form) d12

1. Tall (foot and a half taller than normal)
2. Short (foot and a half shorter than normal)
3. Oppai Loli
4. MUSCLE (Even mages should be stronk! Bigger than an oni on steroids. May be caused by magic)
5.Chubby (You decide where the extra padding goes)
6. Skinny (why eat when you can study magic? Not anorexic)
7. FAT (Pot belly, huge, heart shaped ass, and breasts that rival a holst. No extra chins)
8. Normal
9. Perfect hourglass
10. loli (CC for loli types)
11. Fit (Toned, because sometimes she goes in dungeons)
12. Shortstack! (foot and a half shorter than normal with a little 'extra' in the chest/rear)


Quirks d12:
1. Normal
2. DIRE! (foot taller than normal with extra muscle!)
3. Pygmy (Foot shorter than normal)
4. Muscle Wizard (It's like casting spells with punches!)
5. Chimera (Roll another race and mix it with her. May be from an experiment gone wrong)
6. Twins! (Roll new body/attitude and a quirk they share)
7. Familiar! (She has a familiar that helps out sometimes. Mostly just naps though)
8. GOLEMS (Has 3 golems that serve her and generally keep things clean)
9. Summoner (Summon everything from demons to angels.)
10. A really good cook. (That's it)
11. Magitech Master (We Shadowrun now)
12. Necromancer (She's a lich with a legion of skeletons/zombies.)


So Anon, how much do you learn?

>>13935863
Damn Lizardgirl needs an art update bad.

>>13935884
>Kuudere Fit Arachne/Doppelganger hybrid

Thanks Wizard, she's a way better teacher and probably not a dick.

>>13935884
>Amazoness
>Thugdere
>Fit (like as if she wasn't already)
>Muscle Wizard
I guess I learn how to be a muscle wizard or die trying.
Pretty good if I do say so myself, that is, if she doesn't kill me.

>>13935870
So people say, but I don't really get it. But if it helps you along, more power to you.

I will agree that it's better than the war crimes stuff though.

>>13935870
I disagree completely, and still say you're a faggot, but it's always nice to see people actually reason out their shit. Good on you.

>>13935884
>Dandere normal Cockatrice who is a Magitech Master
I have a lot to learn. A lot. In a few ways.

>>13935898
Are you ready for her to change her hair/facial features to see how you react?

>>13935905
>"Toughen up Anon! You're never going to be a wizard if you keep being a bitch!"

>>13935888
She already got one update. She's not likely to get a second.

>>13935884
>Devil
>tomboy
>standard body type for her race
>Muscle Wizard

So it's time to learn muscle demonology?

Why has no one drawn a Mantiswasp girl yet?

>>13935888
She's okay to me.

>>13935888
What's wrong with her?

>>13935884
>light yand Amazoness w/ golem servants
The golems will clean up the mess, but my memories will be forever stained.

>>13935929
One person has actually. Since he has a Hornet Girl OC, and a Mantis Girl OC who were in a relationship, when he saw this gif, he drew their "Gay Baby".

Sadly just a couple small, not-very-detailed sketches of her as a toddler.

>>13935929
What the fuck are you doing, nature?

>>13935884
>Regular muscled centaur with magitech.
This isn't a mage. It's just some old veteran soldier. I'll take her.

>>13935922
Yeah I know. But you can see how far KC has improved since then.
>>13935931
That's fine.
>>13935939
Just look at Salamander compared to her. She's way rougher looking than Salamander.

>>13935941
I remember that. Way too furry for my tastes.
>>13935944
Nature is one scary bitch, anon.

>>13935944
Life, wonderful indeed.

>>13935884
>Talll, tomboy Sphinx

Okay. Was always curious about that Egyptian magic...

>>13935952
Can you handle an old warhorse like her?

>>13935940
Don't worry Anon, you're here forever!

>>13935944
Isn't it most optimal for to predators to mix their best characteristics to catch prey?

>>13935884
>Quadruplets
>Himedere Dark Slime who likes taking the shape of an Oppai Loli.
>Deredere Dark Slime who likes taking a perfect hourglass shape.
>Thugdere Dark Slime who likes taking the form of a Shortstack.
>Tomboy Dark Slime who likes taking a /fit/ shape.
>All of them are Cheshire Cat Chimeras
>Four aggressive slime rapists with Cheshire Cat powers.
This seems a little much for accidentally eating his sandwich. Does he just hate me?
As for what I learned, I learned how to get raped by four slime sisters for the rest of my life.
The real question is, is that a bad thing?

>>13935952
>associating with horse pussy

>>13935993
This strikes me as Sanic-tier stuff.

>>13935998
How exactly? I'm not seeing the Sanic.

>>13935986
>Can you handle an old warhorse like her?
I would make her feel young and beautiful again and help her rediscover love in her jaded heart.

>>13936000
I think he meant the special snowflake levels are off the fucking charts.

>>13935996
Horse pussy is fine too.

Some people want to stick their hands/dicks into unknown liquid chemicals that is known as slimes, some into literal semen demons, spiders, lava, birds.

Centaurs aren't the worse thing out there.

>>13936013
If by that you mean the whole "four girls" thing, I can't help it if I keep rolling the twins quirk.
Just once, just once I'd like to maybe get Dire or something on my first roll, but I keep getting siblings. Last time it was the Cheshire Triplets, and before that it was the Hobgoblin Quintuplets. Why does this keep happening?

>>13935993
>This seems a little much for accidentally eating his sandwich. Does he just hate me?
You don't understand anon. That was the perfect sandwich. As in there has never been nor will ever be a sandwich as perfect as that one ever again. Twenty-two gods spent eons creating that sandwich, all of whom are now lost to time. Your former wizard master spent most of his life (off and on but still) trying to find the spell and harness the proper magicks to summon that sandwich, then you went and ate it while he went to clean up the summoning circles.
You deserve everything you get you gluttonous punk.

>>13936019
>Centaurs aren't the worse thing out there.
They're the thrid worst.

>>13936026
You're a chick magnet, anon.

>>13935741
>not liking big, strong insect women
step up.

>>13935786
Pretty good. Decent setting.

>>13936027
Oh yeah, because a ham sandwich on white bread is the ultimate sandwich, that's why it was in the fridge for nearly a week.
I only ate it because there was literally nothing else.

>>13936030
>Putting them below Matango, Parasite Slime, Roper, Queen Roper, and all the rest of the abominable creatures.

>>13936019
I want to date an Old Horse!

Praise the moon.

>>13936019
>>13936049
Horse pussy is A-okay as long as you love the girl attached to it.

>>13936036
It only looked and tasted that way to your less attuned self.
A true master of magic would recognize it for what it was.

>>13936049
She doesn't have time for those games at her age anon. You need to commit.

>>13935929
If this isn't evidence of genetic engineering I don't know what is.

>>13936073
It wasn't even his though. It was mine, I made it and then he swept in, said "mine now", ate half of it, and slammed the other half in the fridge. I was fucking hungry and he didn't have anything other than "Male Dysfunction" potions and living dolls in his tower.
Fuck wizards.

>>13936093
>Eat a shitty wonderbread ham and cheese sandwich fridge
>Boss gets on your case for eating his extradimensional Bread of Wonder from that universe without monstergirls
>Sells you to old horsepussy to get even

Sounds like a wizard alright.

>>13936093
How did you make a sandwich at all if there was no food in his tower?
Checkmate plebians.

>>13936110
>Old horsepussy
Pay attention anon, he sent me to four fucking Dark Slime sisters.
That old shit condemned me to life as a semen pump for eating a shitty sandwich.

>>13936118
He only had the bread and a few slices of ham.
After he took my sandwich he didn't have anything.
I don't even think that fucker needs to eat.

>>13935884
>normal shortstack stronk yeti
Oh boy, time to learn nothing.

Goodnight everyone. Keep your waifus warm and safe.

>>13935884
>arch imp
>magical neet
>fat
>dire
A big strongfat neet girl to teach me magic, regardless of how much I learn, I think me and her will get along quite well.

>>13935884
>Unicorn
Healing magic it is then.
>attitude is in line with the racial norm
They have nice, manageable attitudes, so that's good news.
>shortstack
Hopefully this means I won't have to deal with building interiors and furniture designed for much higher inhabitants.
>magitech master
Looks like we'll be revolutionalizing fatasyland healthcare, one magic powered medical instrument at a time.

Not bad. She sounds like good company, definitely miles above that faggot wizard. Don't think I'd have to worry about much while I learned all the tricks of her trade and would beready to strike out on my own.

>No gothloli Familiar twins
>One with a bust that makes the average Holstaur green with envy
>The other with legs and an ass that rival all but the most extreme of Elin

>>13936173
Hey, she knows cuddling magic!

>>13936189
Just get ready for when she sits in your lap and opens a scrying portal to show you what some other folks are doing.

Like watching some adventurers go through a dungeon.

>>13936197
>Tiny, sweet horse who creates magical healing devices.

A good girl.

>>13935884
>Dandere oppai loli muscle wizard alp

W-was she a dwarf in a past life or something?
Either way I'm ok with this!
Time to learn Fist! and cuddle the alp at night.

>>13935884
>Twin yuki-onna.
>One's a tall , the other has a perfect hourglass shape.
>They're both necromancers.

I don't know, how long before they fly off the straight and marrow and ice me for making too many puns?

>>13936232
Rip anon, you were a good person.

>>13936232
Depends, what did you roll for attitudes?

>>13936243
a pair of ice cubes

>>13936253
yeah, you're getting pinned to the ground by zombies and ridden by the two of them till you chill it with the puns.

>>13936243
Light yan and tomboy.

Good night Anons,

Time for me to hit it, have a pleasant evening and don't burn down the thread, the mummies are afraid their bandages will catch fire.

>>13936220
Do't worry man, I'm always ready. Plus, my legs can easily handle heavy weights on them no problem. This just means We get to sit back, relax, and give her surprise headpats while she sits on my lap.

>>13936262
Their bandages can't catch fire if I remove them all first.

>>13936267
You say that but are you prepared for her to fall asleep in your lap?

Are you ready for her to freeze up when you give her headpats because she really doesn't know how to deal with human men?

>>13936269
HE HAS THE MUMMIES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg

>>13936269
Now your thinking!

>>13935884
>Himedere Dire Loli Nightmare
I'm not sure how big this horse is, but I'm sure I'd eventually learn lots of dream magic. First I need to brush her coat, trim her hooves, untangle her tail, give her a bath, brush her again...

Reminder that this is the best girl that ever was, is, or will be.

>>13936294
Probably a head smaller than a regular nightmare but built like a tank.

Hopefully she'll teach you magic after you finish your duties.

>>13936280
Dude, my calf muscles are really strong and I'm fully prepared for whatever might occur when she falls asleep. Plus I can't wait to see the look on her face when she receives her first headpat, it will be priceless.

I drew a thing.
I'll put it up on my mother's fridge or whatever.

>>13936329
Also got this.

>>13936303
Potentially the scariest as well.

>>13936281
Is it time to binge on 90s cartoon theme music again? Yes, I think it is.

>>13935884
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gazer
Oh..
>Light Yan
Ok..
>Chubby
I have this thing about being chubby. I hate it.
>Summoner
So.. Can I cheat you with sexy angel you summoner?
>how much do you learn?
I accidentally summoned a very strong Succubus and how I am her slave. The Gazer is fine though. I fact she was impressed. Then she said something about taming my summons.

>>13936340
WE'RE THE DARK!
STALKERRRRRS!

>>13936303
>>13936337

And the stinkiest

>>13936303
I want to smell her armpits!

>>13936329
But Anon, however will you explain to your mother that desire deep inside of you to date a monstergirl?

>>13936376
Good point.
I have to burn it.

>>13936309
Really?
Can you handle giving her long, loose hair a ruffle and watching as she slowly turns to look at you eyes wide as she tries to figure out whats going on, gently nuzzling into your hand automatically.

>>13936357
>>13936369
Fuck you

>>13936409
Ah but you see sir, This is exactly what I've been waiting for, to which I will continue to pat her head until we both fall into sweet blissful sleep, with a big goofy smile of content resting on her face.

>>13936462
No, fuck you leatherman

>>13936472
I'm the boss of this gym.

>>13936340
I want to be a Paladin when I grow up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbWDjzTM0A

>>13936495
What happens if I break the RUUURUUUS?

Is it Mofu time yet?

>>13936502
You get raped. Duh.

>>13936340
I want a cartoon to use this as their opening theme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL_gP-73FeI

>>13936505
Why does she only have one sock?

How much better would this manga be if there was monster girls?

>>13936505
Up to no good.

>>13936505
No, not unless you have some undead mofu.

>>13936495
Is Scanty wearing TWO sets of panties?
What?

>>13936516
Would babysit and get sexually harassed by this little fox.

I am fairly certain it is always mofu time!

>>13936531
Dual wielding

>>13936511
I want Jake Kaufman to make Act 2 mixes of the stage themes.
Like what they did with Sonic 3. But better.

>>13936535
You'd have to do what she says or she'll tell her parents what a mofuphile you are.

>>13936495
You will never be lewdly disciplined by Kneesocks for breaking the RUUURUUUUS
Fucking take me now, God

>>13936535
>"Hey anon, can I sit on your lap while we watch this movie?"

>"Hey Anon, can you help me take a bath?"

Trust me son, you be treading dangerous waters here.

>>13936543
>>13936552
I don't see much bad about it, but I am still the boss. She'll be in bed by nine whether she likes it or not.

>>13936552
>"Gee Anon, You've got something pretty big in there, huh?"
>"I wanna see it..."

>>13936535
Eh I'd cut to the chase and molest her ears until she's paralyzed with pleasure so I could laze around until her parents came back.

>>13936561
Parents come home at midnight , seem surprised you are sitting on the couch watching TV, they look around checking the place til one of them asks "what time do you put her to bed?" .
"9pm" you replied "took a little work, but shes in bed"

The mother grins and goes off to the bedroom, and the father pays you, and you gon on your way.
Right as you leave and the father is closing the door, you hear the mother shouting "REALLY, DUCT TAPPING MY DAUGHTER TO THE BED!!!!"

......

>>13936561
What if she says she can't sleep because she's afraid of the monster in the closet and asks you to sleep with her? To keep her safe?

>>13936566
>"Well OK, but don't tell anyone about it, promise?"

That's when I unzip my pants and reveal my massive pic related which flies out of my boxers.

>>13936531
Have you really never seen that before?

>>13936584
Well, I wouldn't go THAT far. Something less obvious.
>>13936586
Yes, but only until she goes to sleep.

>>13936545
Kneesocks would be the worst one to deal with anything lewd. Shit you could probably turn the tables on her with little effort.

>>13936597
I've seen, it, but only now do I realize she was pulling off two sets of panties instead of, well, whatever the fuck I was thinking she was wearing.

>>13936600
That's half the fun of it

THE ELF HAS ESCAPED!
I REPEAT THE ELF HAS ESCAPED!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Here anons.

Have a Catgirl/Kunoichi/Lava Golem.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/NinjaKitty/366034/GolemNK

Cause why not?

>>13936643
AW SHIT MAN, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO RAPE ANYTHING! Doctor's orders. GAME OVER MAN!

>>13936662
>this person gets paid $3,700 a month to make these drawings

Um.

>>13936675
Living the dream right there, if I could life off drawing in my own home I'd even take sonic x futa inflation commissions to support it.

>>13936688
You don't even have to be a good artist, apparently. Draw porn and people will pay for it regardless of quality.

>>13936675
Oh trust me, that's nothing. NK at least draws a wide variety of things, adores feedback, and works to improve his style, poses, expressions, and more.

Compare Sakimichan, who draws 1 kind of thing in 1 way, does nothing special beyond their vibrant coloring style, and gets paid how much? Ah yes, $60,000 a month.

>>13936675
3700?
Pfft
Guy who draws picrelated get nearly $13k a month

And this guy http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=terufuu gets $634 a month

>>13936923
That's fucking sad, man.
That's fuckin' not okay.

>>13936923
Well, that's just because the conversion of pokedollars to freedom bucks is kind of terrible.

>>13936923
Why does her hair look like shit running down her head?
Why does it look like there's candlewax running down her head too?
Why does she look like a terrible knockoff of Belle?
Why do her clothes look so poorly drawn?
Why does this guy make $13k a month for this!?

>>13936824
But Sakimi is legitimately good, not $60k-worthy but still better than most

The Happening will never happen

Quick, boys! Name your #1 favorite MG/waifu.
I don't care if she's not popular, do it!

>>13936959
But the happening has already begun

>>13936933
>Why does she look like a terrible knockoff of Belle?
It's supposed to be Hermione from HP

>>13936966
>It's supposed to be Hermione from HP
Well, it don't look like Hermione.

>>13936964
Dormouse. What do I win?

>>13936965
>Dude who went full-Goofy
So THIS is what they were talking about on /v/ that one time!
This is fucking amazing. I'm dying.

>>13936973
I'm going to make a list.
For delivery purposes, hopefully.
I'm not a drawfag, I'm gonna request shit.

>>13936964
>>13936978
>Delivery purposes
What a coincidence, my favorite Monster Girl works part time with delivery!

>>13936978
Probably a better idea to ask in 8-12 hours when it'll be pretty busy. There is a 70% chance of shitstorms, so do be cautious with your timing.

>>13936983
Sounds about right.

>>13936964
Ushi-Oni. I don't care for the pelvis breaking meme, she's wonderful.

>>13936992
Ushi is pretty nice. Fluffy, but still monsterous. And ears I just want to play with while clinging to her back.

Shh... The Titty Fox is asleep.

>>13937045
Too much holst milk, poor thing can't stand on her own power without leaning back enough to break her spine.

>>13936965
I
don't know what to say

>>13937052
But you'll be a good Samaritan and help support her heavy fox breasts right?

>>13937064
I don't think I could hold all that boob.

>>13937045
I want to buy her swimsuits and go swimming with her and her buoyancy aides.

>>13936514
Good thing the other manga from the same artist is about underground fights amongst monster girls uh

>>13937132
Is killing bites still going? I mean, it's just so bland. Thus Killing Bites.

>Echidna mother gives birth to Monster hybrids
>Goblin/Oni hybrid. Goblonis.
>Reproduce like Goblins. Short but thick. Oni strength, lust, and vitality in a smaller package. Just one can outdrink the whole bar.

>>13937137
>Is killing bites still going?
Yes, translations are dead and ridiculously behind now.

At least Arachnid is still getting translated slowly.

>>13936505

>>13937162
So this is how the world ends. Not with fire. Not with ice. With shortstacks.

>>13935953
I think Lizardman looks better, personally. Mostly because she doesn't have fucking huge hands/feet.
Original Lizardman was better though

>randomly checking out Japanese Ushi-Oni stories
>Ushi-Oni anal
>tagged as "bestiality"
wat

THREE MON MUSU DOUJINS UP FOR SALE AT COMIKET TOMORROW, BOYS. I WILL BUY THEM ALL.

>>13937352
What are they?

>>13937354
From what I can tell, there's the Suu slime raping papi one, a Miia one and one with all the main girls.

>>13937354
Not him, but I know that one of them is Papi/Suu hentai. I've heard rumors of a few vanilla Darling/Miia doujins too, and one where Darling and Miia swap minds.
The only two I know for sure are actually real are Suu/Papi and also one where Rachnera rapes everyone in the house.

>>13936019
I want to wrestle a centaur.

>>13935454
Why is she whimpering?

>"Yarrr, what're ye doin', ya filthy landlubber?"
>"Or what is it that humans nowadays call wimps like ye? Nerds?"

Are there Dragonsluts or people otherwise well versed in Dragons and their inner workings? I want to know what a magnificent creature like that looks for in a man.

>>13937389
I'mma plunder yo booty, and then you can shiver me timbers, and then nobody will get upset!

>>13936462
Is there a problem? Don't you enjoy the scent of your lover's sweat?

>>13937389
W-Why'd you have to knock over the sand castle I made?...

>>13937427
Because she got thrown on it by the tide. She's not exactly in control of the situation, but to save face she's trying to act tough. No nose bops, please.

>>13937437
She's got a sword! She must know how to use it!

>>13937450
She bought it from a shop on the boardwalk. It's made from plastic. She has an actual cutlass, but it's back in her shipwreck home. She doesn't want to hurt any little kids.

>>13937450
You have any idea what seawater does to swords?

>>13937450
>She's got a sword!

YOU IDIOTS! WE'VE ALL GOT SWORDS!!

So why no school of loli Piranhas?

>>13937454
Oh... Well I ask her if she wants to go to the local fish market and maybe help her pick out something nice.

>>13936923
>>13936824
>>13936948
Who are these people and how are they getting paid like this?

>>13937465
Anondin and his Kakuen companion in not-Badghdad when?

>>13937389
I'm just swimming! Please don't hurt me!

>>13937487
Shark Girls only attack people who swim like nerdy Selkies.

>>13937474
One jump, ahead of the breadline!
One swing, ahead of the sword!

>>13937491
Hey! I'll have you know I've been swimming since I was like 3 years old! I've practically lived in the water!

>>13937496
Just like a nerdy Selkie...

>>13937497
But I haven't been practically living in freezing cold arctic waters, so not like a Selkie at all. More like a normal mermaid. Or maybe a Scylla.

>>13937492
And we could combine Jasmine and Ra-something to make a Jinko princess.
>>13937501
So you swim like a girl? Guess who's getting Jaw'd?

>>13937505
I just keep digging this hole deeper, don't I?
Something something pun about how my strongest stroke is breaststroke.

>>13937509
>breaststroke
You got yourself a blushing shark who's wondering whether or not she has the guts to take this further and ask you to show her.

Sassy Shark Sluts.

>>13935744
>That spoiler

I chortled.

>>13937518
Sassy is not the word for that one.

>>13937516
Well, I'd be just as embarrassed and blushing as her. That wasn't a bad pun, breaststroke is actually my favorite swimming style. How mad would she be if I actually started swimming around when asked to show her?
>>13937518
Why not make it better? Sassy Sadistic Shark Sluts!

>>13937532
>How mad
Not mad. Disappointed in herself and her inability to score. She would leave and go eat ice cream to make herself feel better.
>Sassy Sadistic Shark Sluts
Desire to become a porn star intensifies.

>>13937532
>sadistic

Don't care for sassy either, I live around that shit.

>>13937546
>Those thighs
Oh baby.

>>13937538
Maybe I'll take her to go get ice cream, then. It's the least I could do.

>>13937552
>friendzoning the Shark
Hidoi.

>>13937557
I never said I'm friendzoning the shark! I'm just taking her for an ice cream date!

>>13937564
A pity date? That's just so typical for her...

>>13937557
>friendzoning monstergirls

Sugoi

>>13937568
It's not a pity date either! I'm just enjoying a sweet treat with a beautiful pirate girl!

Actually come to think of it, what sorts of monster girls would you get in beach towns? I'm thinking loud, obnoxious seagull harpies who steal food from tourists.

>>13937581
>not petting the shark
Step it up, senpai!

>>13937581
Crabs with fetishes for scrubbing dirty boys clean?

>>13937592
I won't just pet her! I'll cuddle the shark, too! She'll probably give me a smack upside the head, but it's worth it!

>>13937581
>seagull harpies
Oh fuck no they are awful.

>>13937603
MINE! MINE!

>>13936049
>Ara? A new farmhand?
>You seem rather calm, despite seeing a champion race horse. Well, I suppose at my age it's more like former champion.
>Do your best, boya. I'll be watching you with some interest.
>Flowers? For me? Why, you're going to set my teeth on edge with such forwardness. Surely you have some young mare to pursue.
>'But there's a young mare right in front of me!' Listen to you, boy! What about this figure says I'm a spring chicken anymore?
>It's fine, I know how you must feel, seeing oneesan like this. It's not often you see a centaur looking more like a dairy cow than an equestrian racer, Mm?
>Honest. I like that.
>Undress, and undress me.
>Don't you want to hold my breasts? I've seen the way you've looked at them. There we go.
>Not like you have anything to lose.
>A boy like you should learn to swallow his fear, I won't eat you... much.
>Such a thick, masculine taste. You're quite the devil for hiding this from me.
>It's been a while since I've been with a man, and I hope you can keep up with me, boya.
>Eh? Sex?
>This is just our first tryst, boya. You won't get to experience my horse pussy until you've shown that you can commit to a relationship.
>But do your best to become stronger <3~
>I await the day you'll ravish me with your seed <3~

>>13937603
I go on vacation in a town where the seagulls are awful. They will literally swipe food right out of your hand. If you have food that's not in a closed container and they see you, you're going to end up with about a dozen seagulls mobbing you and trying to get your food.

>you will never be attacked by a swarm of loli piranha girls

>>13937618
I once had a fucking mallard swipe a cookie off my hand.
>>13937619
What's with you an loli piranhas?

>>13937627
Now imagine about 12-15 smaller mallards flying and swarming around your face and arms trying to get that cookie from you while squawking as loud as they can.
Now imagine what that would be like with black-and-white winged, yellow-eyed, bad-tempered seagull harpies wearing bathing suits.

>>13937635
Hey, at least the Harpies don't poop on you.
Unless you're into that.

>>13936505
is it ever not?

>>13937472
>how are they getting paid like this?
Fetishes, uhhhhhhhh, find a way

>>13937612
>old horse
>"19 in human years"

come on, anon

>>13937472
You can earn a lot of money from art should you appeal to a certain crowd constantly.

>>13937743
>Over $30,000
>In two weeks
Time to die I guess.

>>13937345
More importantly, where does one even stick it in?

>>13937743
>loves to create characters
>no oc whatsoever
kek
Keep in mind that patreon money is not that consistent. Backers drop in and out all the time. And of course, patreon themselves can take up to a 10% cut on each payment depending on payment methods.

>>13937766
Her anus was somewhere on the spider part.
I don't think that really qualifies as bestiality though...

>>13937743
>$800k/year

>>13937774
Where did you find this?

>>13935884
>A tall dire Lillim with their usual attitude

How fucked am I?

>>13937785
Very, but in a good way.

>>13937777
http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=84&id=black
It's not exactly stellar writing, mind you.
I'm just wondering why the author's talking about bestiality just because of some Ushi-Oni spinneret fingering and spider-butt fucking.

The good news is that your waifu is taking you on a trip to her natural habitat!
The bad news is she's taking you to the deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of her natural habitat. If your waifu is a Kakuen, you're going super deep into the forest where the Chief God knows what is lurking around. If your waifu is a mermaid, you're going to the ocean floor. You get the idea.

How fucked are you?

>>13937743
Well, at least not a fucking chick 'gamer' with her beta hive.

>>13937806
>just because of some Ushi-Oni spinneret fingering and spider-butt fucking
>implying that isn't bestiality

>>13937831
Why the fuck would she do that? She avin a giggle?

>>13937839
She wanted to show you her natural home. She just got kinda lost.

>>13937742
Old and busted in centaur years.

>>13937845
How does she not know the dangerous places of her habitat? How did she even survive if she visited these places where "Chief God knows what is lurking around"?

>>13937861
She knows that they exist, she just never went in there. And because she has a lousy sense of direction, you two are in there right now.

>>13936543
>implying the mother didn't give you an extremely smug "have fun, kids" before leaving, and remind you several times that it'll be very late until she gets back

Is it even possible for a Lilim to not be a donut steel?

>>13937743
Is the top third Dracula?

>>13937831
Where would this be for a Ryu

>>13935929
I can see it now
>Wasp: Hey mantis! You're a pretty efficient killer!
>Mantis: Y-You too, Wasp-senpai.
>Mantis: I wonder what our babies would look like...
>Mantis: KYYAAHHH! I SAID THAT OUT LOUD!
>Wasp: It's okay Mantis-chan, I think the same thing too!
>awkward silence
>then they fuck
>and 9 weeks later true monsters are created

>>13937903
>Habitat: Large Ponds, swamps, rivers, etc.
Probably the darker parts of the forest or swamp. She decided to take you for a trip on the river, and wound up in a place with a lot of creepy-looking trees and things hunting you down.

>>13937850
no, 3 in horse years, 19 in human years, they're still young, just past racing age.

>>13937924
>inb4 "back to /u/"

>>13937929
Old and busted and anyone taking an interest in them is a weirdo.

>>13937932
Well, you've said it.

>>13937894
Malificent genderswap.

>>13937885
If the criteria for being that is being OP, then probably not.

There is way too little Lilim content, however.

>>13937924
Girls can't make babies by scissoring.

Back to grade sch/uu/l.

>>13937924
Eat dick and die /u/

>>13937966
I want to irrumate a lesbian to death.

>>13937932
>>13937962
I'm sorry I was actually trying to set up a funny situation with an actual wasp and mantis, no MGs. Was trying to be funny, but I'm too stoned right now.

>>13937978
What kind of monster do you think would be a good smoking buddy?

>>13937978
I just realized that after I replied. Well fuck it, pass the joint will ya?

>>13937978
>trying to be funny
>with yurishit

Yeah, I believe you are high, and seeing what you came up with I suggest you stop trying.

You Egg Laying waifu isn't getting off her nest even to shower or eat! How do you react?

>>13937978
Don't post stoned though, it's already bad with quality here as it is.

>>13937997
If the mountain won't go to Muhammad...

>>13935884

>Himedere, fat, Dire Giant Ant.

Did I get the Queen or something?

>>13937997
This >>13938004, I'll just wash her right there then. But I won't be happy and will make it clear she'd have to make it up for me later.

>>13938013
Yes.
And you will make her fatter, with babies, and sweets.

>>13938013
Maybe, she is pretty big.

>>13938002
My general rule is if I'm drunk I post on either /a/ or /vg/ since they're so easy to get mad

>>13938020
T-that's going to be pretty big.

What about teaching him magic?

Have you teased a Monster Girl today?

>>13938071
No, but I'd rather be teased by one anyways.

>>13938071
Well, I teased a chubby werecat about the belly she had by groping it.

>>13938071
I have no time to mess around with these monsters, I got work.

>>13938071

Because of your post I went to tease my assigned waifu as per >>13937785 , now I won't feel my legs or walk straight for a month, thanks asshole.

>>13938131
Well, at least it guaranteed a daughteru right?

In unrelated news, who is Moon-Moon and why do I think there is going to be shark jumping?

>>13938185
>Moon Moon
Like the wolf Moon Moon?

>>13938185
>Moon-Moon

Prepare to see the most glorious mech scene in Gundam history, a Gaza scratching its ass.

>>13938202
O-oh.
We are going full shark girl jumping.

{spoiler]How did Chara change her clothes in the span of a second?

How did this colony just get forgotten?

Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?

O-oh.
We are going full shark girl jumping.

How did Chara change her clothes in the span of a second?

How did this colony just get forgotten?

Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?

>>13938217
>Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?
I be Bright asks himself that every fucking day of ZZ Gundam

>>13938194
I kinda wish it was a werewolf

>>13938202
Why did it scratch its behind?
What possible purpose could it serve?
It's not like it'll feel it.

>>13938234
Maybe it reminds him of his own son.
Which explains a lot actually

>>13937831
>Waifu is a Holstaur
The deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of her natural habitat would be a field with some tall grass.

>>13938250
But Anon! There might be rocks in the tall grass! You could stub your toe!

>>13937831
>Roll succubutt

Either the seediest part of a city or a tentacle forest.
Hopefully its the former

>>13938256
Steel-toed boots mother fucker. Pretty much an essential out here.

I wonder which kobolds would be best, tiny gym bunny ones or big, muscled ones.
Oh boy, EVERYONE is crazy on this colony.

>>13937831
>going deep into the forests of Zipangu
T-thanks at least she should scare off the other monsters

Monstergirls would still have the decency not to move onto a guy who ends up taking a nap on the public park's benchfor relaxation, right?

>>13938285
You're gonna wake up ahegoing.

>>13938271
>tiny gym bunny Kobold
I want one. She'd get all the head pats, belly rubs and puppies.

>>13938285
>stray werecats fuck you
>dove-harpy flocks have their way with you
>an ara ara succubus blows you on her way to work
>anubis policewomen arrest you on multiple counts of "being too easy"
>be sexually brutalized on the cop car

>>13938326
>multiple counts of "being too easy"
Well fuck the police then. He should get a commendation for that, it's practically a public service.

>>13937951
Pretty sure they're steel donut tier simply because KC has stated Lilim are all daughters of the Demon Lord. That and there's two known people in the threads who self-insert as Lilims, and only one of them is recognized by KC as being canon because the other is so shit tier with maximum pandering.

>>13938323
Yeah, I kind of want a pygmy werecat who's much more muscled than kobold so they try and see who can get more of my attention.
Jokes on them, they're both getting taken into the shower for some last minute cardio.

>>13938347
>who self-insert as Lilims
Mari maybe, but I doubt ELH does.

>>13938372
I want a tall, muscled lilim who just picks me up off the street for some intense cuddling.

>>13936824
>>13936948
She even draws monstergirls.

http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/art/Yinyang-Deer-Girl-542487790

Why do 99% of Japanese MGE fanfics skip straight to vaginal without any kind of foreplay? There's no variety, and no buildup to the "main event".

>>13938389
>muscled
Dropped. When will you fucks learn that women's beauty is in looking fragile, even if they're actually strong? If MGs arrived I'd sell this thread to Devil Bugs I swear.

>>13938295
>>13938326
It seems there is no rest for us men.

>>13938403

Japanese prose is trash anyways.

>>13938403
Foreplay is lame.

>>13938415
But that's supposed to be the best part.

captcha: itybnut samuel

>>13938415
well your no fun

>>13938405
Come on man, not all the lilims need to be lithe little beauties.
Some can be big, strong muscled girls and there may even be a chubby neet with messy hair who walks around in nothing more than her panties and a shirt two sizes to big for her.

Except in the chest area of course.

>>13938347
>one of them is recognized by KC as being canon

I am calling 100% hand-grown, open-pastured, non-GMO, locally farmed, humanely raised, buzzword-infused HORSESHIT.

>>13938403
I have no idea considering how doujins and real japanese porn have a lot of focus on foreplay.

>>13938437
Haven't seen that myself, but thread says he accepted Mari into his thing and even labeled her, like, #15 daughter or smth.

>>13938452
Mari is "recognized", but not an official part of canon. She's about as canon as Strange's MGE novels.

>>13938452
That's a bigass achievement for her.

>>13938452

Who is this Mari.

>>13938415
Are you a nigger? Just asking

>>13938403
You do have to remember that 99% of everything is shit, it still applies to things the japanese do.

Since most of us can't read their stories, there could be tons of ones that are full deviantart autism and we'd never know.

>>13938071
I want to Bully a Hellhound by Bopping her nose at the speed of light!

>>13938515
>there could be tons of ones that are full deviantart autism
Oh trust me, you're not wrong.

>>13938517
>Hey baby, ready to smell smoke and brimsto-
>BOP
>W-what was that? You like the rough st-
>BOP
>Ok, now it's not funny anymo-
>BOP
>STO-
>BOP

>>13938437
KC recognized Mari as one of the daughters of the Demon Lord. Ilassa he hasn't because Ilassa is nothing more than pandering bullshit that's about as true to Lilim as much as Bernie Sanders is goyim.

>>13938528
Do I even want to know more? Tell me more

>>13938535
>Suddenly she she's a truly Countless numbers of fists
>'Serious Series, Serious Bopping'

>>13938547
>You're already boped!

>>13938541
>as much as Bernie Sanders is goyim
You can't be a jew and a goy, so I guess you have a point.

>>13938476
A resident drawfag who's self-insert/original character is a free spirited Lilim in a summer dress with a Dark Matter/cat familiar who looks like she's eternally stoned.

She's also the one who took .less into her pleasure palace in order to help the flip flop get gud at coloring and somesuch.

http://i.imgur.com/0SKs4Vc.jpg She's the Lilim on the right of Haohi.

KC himself is the Baphomet

>>13938565
I want to cuddle a tubby tanuki as she tells me to invest in fast food.

>>13938422
Monstergirls need no foreplay, another thing that makes them better than human girls.

>>13938541
>KC recognized Mari as one of the daughters of the Demon Lord
Source? Is she actually an official part of canon now?

>>13938580
>jewnuki
>chubby
>invest in fast food
I want you to leave.

>>13938595
She has a fan-made profile right now, but KC hasn't revealed what daughter number she is.

As it stands her placeholder is #10

>>13938583
I have needs too, you know.

>>13938541
As I remember KC said that first 12 or something lilims will be story relevant but people can do whatever they want with 13+

>>13938583
This. Vaginal is the best anyway. Not having to bother with anything else ever is one of the biggest draws of monster girls for me.
I don't care about the monster aspect all that much though so I mostly just like succubi.

>>13938570
Is that a monsterboy? I don't like seeing monsterboys

>>13938612
Well, that's different then, that's not an official acceptance into canon, that's just KC allowing fanon.

>>13938616
hownew.ru

>>13938616
It's .less' incubus self-insert together with his slutty angel waifu.