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First for WHERE IS THE TRANSLATION MAGGOTS
Second for stop getting banned you yandere faggot
>>13935454Hellhounds are cute! CUTE!
Angels a best
FIFTH FOR SLIMES
>>13935474This man speaks truth.
My bags are already packed, can't sleep though, flight is going to be soon, really excited
>>13935497Nobody cares
>>13935474>Yo, geekboy.>Where do you think your going?wat do
Didn't we have a thread with only 300 posts just this morning? How are we on another already?
>>13935500Undress myself.
>>13935500I suppose I ask them what they want.If they want sex I oblige. If they try some dumb bullying shit I leave.
>>13935503Comiket, new towho, ect.
>>13935474Would have sex with in the dark with her legs locked around my hips, using only her natural radiance and glow as light.
>>13935360Shut the fuck up, you pity partying little shit. You're worse than Bollocks if you're going "I'M A PIECE OF SHIT"
>>13935497Fuck off and die.
>>13935500Fuck off, Panty.
>>13935500Desluttify the slut angel so my cock is the only cock she'll ever want.
I want to plan my dispersal with a werewolf, and leave the rest of her pack all behind!
Tanned gyaru monstergirls that act like delinquents in public but are affectionate in private?
>>13935527BREAKIN' OUT OF MY PAIN!NOTHIN' VENTURED - NOTHIN' GAINED!
>>13935454>>13935466I want to wrap up in a blanket cocoon with a Hellhound on a rainy day and watch Toku and Jojo with her.
>>13935544I like it!
>>13935544Thugdere is olev.
>>13935544Yes.
I got my third Miia dakigoing to get a credit card after i get off work tonight so i can get the 7 meter one
>>13935544>Tanned gyaru monstergirlsWould that make an Ogre just a darker shade of green?
>>13935455We Garthim nowSkeksis girl when?
>>13935598>SpoilerBut how?
>>13935607>An Ur-Skek girlFor what purpose. All they'd do is whimper like the fucking Chamberlain.I love Dark Crystal
>>13935618They're up on Crab's merch website, i just have to buy it through proxy
>>13935598That is not the right move in the long run.
>>13935598Good luck man, follow your dreams. I really hope you're able to get the 7 Meter one.
>>13935631>Implying you don't want to pat her head and hear that sweet >"MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM husband" while you plot to make her the Empress
>>13935636Anon, I have a decent amount of disposable income, these will only be available for a short amount of time, and i don't currently have the money for itI can put 400 a month into paying it offit will be all fine in no time and look at this thing
What's better then a Crow Tengu? A lot of things actually, but they're still lovely.
>>13935607>The Garthim were the strike force of the Skeksis, powered by The Dark Crystal. They were created after the Skeksis discovered the prophecy revealing that a Gelfling would reverse The Great Division. The word "Garthim" is a plural noun, with no singular.[2]Huh.
>>13935658Christ man, how much does that cost? It's like 125 yen to the dollar right now so it has to be at least 50,000 yen.Not that I should say anything. I just spent about 130,000 last month on headphones and an amp plus middleman and shipping but damn.
>>13935671it's 100000 yen
>>13934990An anubis could manage if her husband died, couldn't she? After all, her kind are known to guide the souls of the dead to the afterlife.She'd know for certain that he'd be waiting for her when she finally passed over to the other side, right?So she wouldn't cry. She wouldn't cry even when she thinks about how their daughter will grow up without her father's love and guidance. She wouldn't cry when she speaks to an empty room out if habit, only catching herself when she realises there's nobody behind her, with an answer to all her questions. And she definitely wouldn't cry when she goes to sleep every night in a bed too large for her, wishing above all else that she could still feel her husband's touch.She'll see him again, because there is such a thing as an afterlife. There has to be. It can't just end with oblivion. Right?
>>13935675>$800 for a dakiWell fuck. Nips and their exclusive merch huh?
>TFW no Gnolls>Or Djinni>Or Jotunn>Or other Donut Steel shit
>>13935658If you can afford it, then go for it, man.Fall asleep every night surrounded in Miia dakis, dreaming about lamias and tail hugs.
>>13935678>believing in an afterlife.
>>13935681Ya it really fucking blows>>13935686I've been wanting my Miia snake pit for a long time, I always figured i would have to commission all of them I got Loen to make my first one he still hasn't sent me stuff to pay him, jesus christ loen if you're reading this, please message me Paypal info that actually works on pixiv and then all this stuff came out
>>13935632THEY ARE?!I guess the 17 at Comiket were just a limited first run...?Link?
>tfw no yirmak girl to ride into combat with>her big clawed hands will never set you on her shoulders
>>13935690>Almost entirely her reason for existing is to guide peoples souls to the afterlife
>>13935678Goddammit anon...bad enough when it's just random MGs being sad, nevermind the one I actually waifu...
>>13935705>not big, fuzzy geldirus girls to keep you warm during a raging snowstormStep it up.
>>13935682But those are all legit if you get off your ass and write them well. I've been thinking about writing those asshole fish people, Kuoa-Toa.>Full on fish ladies with scaly legs who worship dark gods and have to be whipped regularly to keep from going stark raving madKC should get on them with his Chaos binge he was on. I just have too much to do right now. But man I could enjoy writing some crazy sexy slimy fishy masochists.
>>13935705>YirmakThe fuck? How do you waifu one of these things?
>Fucking getting 4 Miia dakisYou know, I talk a lot about wanting to be part of some snake pit...But I never imagined somebody would have tried to do it with 4 of the same girl.Also, you're blowing the fuck out of your bank, man.
>>13935722>geldirusWhat the fuck are you guys making me google?
>>13935728>Kuoa-ToaMan, my monster knowledge must be weak, since this is the fourth thing I've had to look up that someone said in this thread in 30 minutes.
>>13935728Almost forgot the elf-tier superiority complex and amazonian-tier enslavement.>I am the greatest, most superior of all monstergirls.>Now tie me up and whip me you pathetic surface dweller>This time I want to hear it crack>LIKE YOU MEAN IT>Aw yeah, like thatI'm so glad I married you instead of sacrificing you to the dark god Negawalker
>>13935690But her whole culture is based around the peace souls find after death. How would she be able to live with herself if she knew that she'd never be able to see her husband again? Knowing that he's simply Gone?It'd break her heart if she couldn't see his smile even one more time. She goes through nearly every night hugging her pillow, wishing it was her lover, wrapping his own arms around her and whispering into her ears that he's there for her,But it never happens.The only peace she can find is in the daughter you left behind, and it's one stained with regret. Because as much as that little anubis will make life worth living, she'll always think to herself, "I wish he was here to see her grow up.">>13935716Well, look on the bright side. At least she'll never actually be with you to feel that horrid, hopeless sense of loss.Instead she'll simply know the numb emptiness of never experiencing true love with you, her dearest husbando.Oh, wait...
>>13935753How is that game?Looks interesting.
>>13935773You go into the Underdark in a campaign, you remember the scary shit you find there.>Gricks popping out of the walls like it's fucking tremors and dragging off party members never to be seen again
>>13935786Don't ask me, I had no idea. I had to look up what these guys were talking about in the first place.
>>13935792>GricksJesus ChristWhat the fuckhttp://imgur.com/4AqV69A
>>13935786It's fun if you like 4X games like civilization. The lore is way more interesting than Beyond Earth, at least.
>>13935786It's fairly good. They choose a weird, but enjoyable approach to faction 'balance.' Generally smooth gameplay and a good UI, though it's advisable to spend the first fifteen minutes to mouse over everything on all the screens. Lots of lore tidbits if you're into that.Suffers from the same problem as many 4x games, namely that the AI is easy to figure out. Not that will stop it from lodging a dragon dick in your ass on higher difficulties.
>>13935782Wow, someone's getting mighty poetic with "Your waifu isn't real".Though I suppose that is somewhat refreshing compared to the standard.
>>13935659Nerd Bird Christmas Cakes!
>>13935815I think I prefer it to the standard if they're this creative about it.
>>13935831Exactly.
>>13935819The kind that spends her nights drinking while reading smutty romance?
Why is there nothing of these two together? Why isn't there art of a Salamander and a Lizardgirl fighting or just doing something together?I don't understand?
>>13935851The very same one who watches that young teenage boy next door and concocts fantasies of luring him into her feathery embrace.
>>13935863*understand.Didn't mean to put that question mark there.
>>13935815I feel that an occasional dose of sadness acts as a contrast to make all the sweetness otherwise posted that much more heartwarming.Writing about the death stuff like I was for a few posts is a bit predictable, maybe, but it's probably more agreeable than writing about war crimes committed against monstergirls.Plus, it's a little bit of variety from the usual gushing I post about anubii, succubi, hellhounds, and whatnot.I'll always go back to that stuff, but a bit of sadness makes the happy stuff much more valuable, I think.
>>13935864But she's too insecure to make a move on him and can only watch as he has fun with his mothman freind.
Ok Anon, in a world of swords and sorcery you've been studying under a wizard only to earn his wrath after eating his sandwitch. As such, he's given you over to a friend of his to teach you instead.ROLL THE RACE!http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamonohttp://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htmAttitude! d10 1. Magical Neet! (Would rather stay in and study than deal with people)2. Racial norm3. Himedere4. Light Tsun5. Light Yan6. Kuudere7. Dandere8. Thugdere9. Deredere10. TomboyBody Type! (Slimes it's just their favored form) d121. Tall (foot and a half taller than normal)2. Short (foot and a half shorter than normal)3. Oppai Loli4. MUSCLE (Even mages should be stronk! Bigger than an oni on steroids. May be caused by magic)5.Chubby (You decide where the extra padding goes)6. Skinny (why eat when you can study magic? Not anorexic)7. FAT (Pot belly, huge, heart shaped ass, and breasts that rival a holst. No extra chins)8. Normal9. Perfect hourglass 10. loli (CC for loli types)11. Fit (Toned, because sometimes she goes in dungeons)12. Shortstack! (foot and a half shorter than normal with a little 'extra' in the chest/rear)Quirks d12:1. Normal 2. DIRE! (foot taller than normal with extra muscle!)3. Pygmy (Foot shorter than normal)4. Muscle Wizard (It's like casting spells with punches!)5. Chimera (Roll another race and mix it with her. May be from an experiment gone wrong)6. Twins! (Roll new body/attitude and a quirk they share)7. Familiar! (She has a familiar that helps out sometimes. Mostly just naps though)8. GOLEMS (Has 3 golems that serve her and generally keep things clean)9. Summoner (Summon everything from demons to angels.)10. A really good cook. (That's it)11. Magitech Master (We Shadowrun now)12. Necromancer (She's a lich with a legion of skeletons/zombies.)So Anon, how much do you learn?
>>13935863Damn Lizardgirl needs an art update bad.
>>13935884>Kuudere Fit Arachne/Doppelganger hybridThanks Wizard, she's a way better teacher and probably not a dick.
>>13935884>Amazoness>Thugdere>Fit (like as if she wasn't already)>Muscle WizardI guess I learn how to be a muscle wizard or die trying.Pretty good if I do say so myself, that is, if she doesn't kill me.
>>13935870So people say, but I don't really get it. But if it helps you along, more power to you.I will agree that it's better than the war crimes stuff though.
>>13935870I disagree completely, and still say you're a faggot, but it's always nice to see people actually reason out their shit. Good on you.>>13935884>Dandere normal Cockatrice who is a Magitech MasterI have a lot to learn. A lot. In a few ways.
>>13935898Are you ready for her to change her hair/facial features to see how you react?>>13935905>"Toughen up Anon! You're never going to be a wizard if you keep being a bitch!"
>>13935888She already got one update. She's not likely to get a second.
>>13935884>Devil>tomboy>standard body type for her race>Muscle WizardSo it's time to learn muscle demonology?
Why has no one drawn a Mantiswasp girl yet?
>>13935888She's okay to me.
>>13935888What's wrong with her?
>>13935884>light yand Amazoness w/ golem servantsThe golems will clean up the mess, but my memories will be forever stained.
>>13935929One person has actually. Since he has a Hornet Girl OC, and a Mantis Girl OC who were in a relationship, when he saw this gif, he drew their "Gay Baby".Sadly just a couple small, not-very-detailed sketches of her as a toddler.
>>13935929What the fuck are you doing, nature?
>>13935884>Regular muscled centaur with magitech.This isn't a mage. It's just some old veteran soldier. I'll take her.
>>13935922Yeah I know. But you can see how far KC has improved since then.>>13935931That's fine.>>13935939Just look at Salamander compared to her. She's way rougher looking than Salamander.
>>13935941I remember that. Way too furry for my tastes.>>13935944Nature is one scary bitch, anon.
>>13935944Life, wonderful indeed.
>>13935884>Talll, tomboy SphinxOkay. Was always curious about that Egyptian magic...
>>13935952Can you handle an old warhorse like her?>>13935940Don't worry Anon, you're here forever!
>>13935944Isn't it most optimal for to predators to mix their best characteristics to catch prey?
>>13935884>Quadruplets>Himedere Dark Slime who likes taking the shape of an Oppai Loli.>Deredere Dark Slime who likes taking a perfect hourglass shape.>Thugdere Dark Slime who likes taking the form of a Shortstack.>Tomboy Dark Slime who likes taking a /fit/ shape.>All of them are Cheshire Cat Chimeras>Four aggressive slime rapists with Cheshire Cat powers.This seems a little much for accidentally eating his sandwich. Does he just hate me?As for what I learned, I learned how to get raped by four slime sisters for the rest of my life.The real question is, is that a bad thing?
>>13935952>associating with horse pussy
>>13935993This strikes me as Sanic-tier stuff.
>>13935998How exactly? I'm not seeing the Sanic.
>>13935986>Can you handle an old warhorse like her?I would make her feel young and beautiful again and help her rediscover love in her jaded heart.
>>13936000I think he meant the special snowflake levels are off the fucking charts.
>>13935996Horse pussy is fine too.Some people want to stick their hands/dicks into unknown liquid chemicals that is known as slimes, some into literal semen demons, spiders, lava, birds.Centaurs aren't the worse thing out there.
>>13936013If by that you mean the whole "four girls" thing, I can't help it if I keep rolling the twins quirk.Just once, just once I'd like to maybe get Dire or something on my first roll, but I keep getting siblings. Last time it was the Cheshire Triplets, and before that it was the Hobgoblin Quintuplets. Why does this keep happening?
>>13935993>This seems a little much for accidentally eating his sandwich. Does he just hate me?You don't understand anon. That was the perfect sandwich. As in there has never been nor will ever be a sandwich as perfect as that one ever again. Twenty-two gods spent eons creating that sandwich, all of whom are now lost to time. Your former wizard master spent most of his life (off and on but still) trying to find the spell and harness the proper magicks to summon that sandwich, then you went and ate it while he went to clean up the summoning circles.You deserve everything you get you gluttonous punk.
>>13936019>Centaurs aren't the worse thing out there.They're the thrid worst.
>>13936026You're a chick magnet, anon.
>>13935741>not liking big, strong insect womenstep up.>>13935786Pretty good. Decent setting.
>>13936027Oh yeah, because a ham sandwich on white bread is the ultimate sandwich, that's why it was in the fridge for nearly a week.I only ate it because there was literally nothing else.
>>13936030>Putting them below Matango, Parasite Slime, Roper, Queen Roper, and all the rest of the abominable creatures.
>>13936019I want to date an Old Horse!
Praise the moon.
>>13936019>>13936049Horse pussy is A-okay as long as you love the girl attached to it.
>>13936036It only looked and tasted that way to your less attuned self. A true master of magic would recognize it for what it was.
>>13936049She doesn't have time for those games at her age anon. You need to commit.
>>13935929If this isn't evidence of genetic engineering I don't know what is.
>>13936073It wasn't even his though. It was mine, I made it and then he swept in, said "mine now", ate half of it, and slammed the other half in the fridge. I was fucking hungry and he didn't have anything other than "Male Dysfunction" potions and living dolls in his tower.Fuck wizards.
>>13936093>Eat a shitty wonderbread ham and cheese sandwich fridge>Boss gets on your case for eating his extradimensional Bread of Wonder from that universe without monstergirls>Sells you to old horsepussy to get evenSounds like a wizard alright.
>>13936093How did you make a sandwich at all if there was no food in his tower?Checkmate plebians.
>>13936110>Old horsepussyPay attention anon, he sent me to four fucking Dark Slime sisters.That old shit condemned me to life as a semen pump for eating a shitty sandwich.
>>13936118He only had the bread and a few slices of ham.After he took my sandwich he didn't have anything.I don't even think that fucker needs to eat.
>>13935884>normal shortstack stronk yetiOh boy, time to learn nothing.
Goodnight everyone. Keep your waifus warm and safe.
>>13935884>arch imp>magical neet>fat>direA big strongfat neet girl to teach me magic, regardless of how much I learn, I think me and her will get along quite well.
>>13935884>UnicornHealing magic it is then.>attitude is in line with the racial normThey have nice, manageable attitudes, so that's good news.>shortstackHopefully this means I won't have to deal with building interiors and furniture designed for much higher inhabitants.>magitech masterLooks like we'll be revolutionalizing fatasyland healthcare, one magic powered medical instrument at a time.Not bad. She sounds like good company, definitely miles above that faggot wizard. Don't think I'd have to worry about much while I learned all the tricks of her trade and would beready to strike out on my own.
>No gothloli Familiar twins>One with a bust that makes the average Holstaur green with envy>The other with legs and an ass that rival all but the most extreme of Elin
>>13936173Hey, she knows cuddling magic!>>13936189Just get ready for when she sits in your lap and opens a scrying portal to show you what some other folks are doing.Like watching some adventurers go through a dungeon.>>13936197>Tiny, sweet horse who creates magical healing devices.A good girl.
>>13935884>Dandere oppai loli muscle wizard alpW-was she a dwarf in a past life or something?Either way I'm ok with this!Time to learn Fist! and cuddle the alp at night.
>>13935884>Twin yuki-onna. >One's a tall , the other has a perfect hourglass shape. >They're both necromancers.I don't know, how long before they fly off the straight and marrow and ice me for making too many puns?
>>13936232Rip anon, you were a good person.
>>13936232Depends, what did you roll for attitudes?
>>13936243a pair of ice cubes
>>13936253yeah, you're getting pinned to the ground by zombies and ridden by the two of them till you chill it with the puns.
>>13936243Light yan and tomboy.
Good night Anons, Time for me to hit it, have a pleasant evening and don't burn down the thread, the mummies are afraid their bandages will catch fire.
>>13936220Do't worry man, I'm always ready. Plus, my legs can easily handle heavy weights on them no problem. This just means We get to sit back, relax, and give her surprise headpats while she sits on my lap.
>>13936262Their bandages can't catch fire if I remove them all first.
>>13936267You say that but are you prepared for her to fall asleep in your lap?Are you ready for her to freeze up when you give her headpats because she really doesn't know how to deal with human men?
>>13936269HE HAS THE MUMMIES!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg
>>13936269Now your thinking!
>>13935884>Himedere Dire Loli NightmareI'm not sure how big this horse is, but I'm sure I'd eventually learn lots of dream magic. First I need to brush her coat, trim her hooves, untangle her tail, give her a bath, brush her again...
Reminder that this is the best girl that ever was, is, or will be.
>>13936294Probably a head smaller than a regular nightmare but built like a tank. Hopefully she'll teach you magic after you finish your duties.
>>13936280Dude, my calf muscles are really strong and I'm fully prepared for whatever might occur when she falls asleep. Plus I can't wait to see the look on her face when she receives her first headpat, it will be priceless.
I drew a thing.I'll put it up on my mother's fridge or whatever.
>>13936329Also got this.
>>13936303Potentially the scariest as well.
>>13936281Is it time to binge on 90s cartoon theme music again? Yes, I think it is.
>>13935884>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/GazerOh..>Light YanOk.. >ChubbyI have this thing about being chubby. I hate it.>SummonerSo.. Can I cheat you with sexy angel you summoner?>how much do you learn?I accidentally summoned a very strong Succubus and how I am her slave. The Gazer is fine though. I fact she was impressed. Then she said something about taming my summons.
>>13936340WE'RE THE DARK!STALKERRRRRS!
>>13936303>>13936337And the stinkiest
>>13936303I want to smell her armpits!
>>13936329But Anon, however will you explain to your mother that desire deep inside of you to date a monstergirl?
>>13936376Good point.I have to burn it.
>>13936309Really?Can you handle giving her long, loose hair a ruffle and watching as she slowly turns to look at you eyes wide as she tries to figure out whats going on, gently nuzzling into your hand automatically.
>>13936357>>13936369Fuck you
>>13936409Ah but you see sir, This is exactly what I've been waiting for, to which I will continue to pat her head until we both fall into sweet blissful sleep, with a big goofy smile of content resting on her face.
>>13936462No, fuck you leatherman
>>13936472I'm the boss of this gym.
>>13936340I want to be a Paladin when I grow up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbWDjzTM0A
>>13936495What happens if I break the RUUURUUUS?
Is it Mofu time yet?
>>13936502You get raped. Duh.
>>13936340I want a cartoon to use this as their opening theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL_gP-73FeI
>>13936505Why does she only have one sock?
How much better would this manga be if there was monster girls?
>>13936505Up to no good.
>>13936505No, not unless you have some undead mofu.
>>13936495Is Scanty wearing TWO sets of panties?What?
>>13936516Would babysit and get sexually harassed by this little fox.
I am fairly certain it is always mofu time!
>>13936531Dual wielding
>>13936511I want Jake Kaufman to make Act 2 mixes of the stage themes.Like what they did with Sonic 3. But better.
>>13936535You'd have to do what she says or she'll tell her parents what a mofuphile you are.
>>13936495You will never be lewdly disciplined by Kneesocks for breaking the RUUURUUUUSFucking take me now, God
>>13936535>"Hey anon, can I sit on your lap while we watch this movie?">"Hey Anon, can you help me take a bath?"Trust me son, you be treading dangerous waters here.
>>13936543>>13936552I don't see much bad about it, but I am still the boss. She'll be in bed by nine whether she likes it or not.
>>13936552>"Gee Anon, You've got something pretty big in there, huh?">"I wanna see it..."
>>13936535Eh I'd cut to the chase and molest her ears until she's paralyzed with pleasure so I could laze around until her parents came back.
>>13936561Parents come home at midnight , seem surprised you are sitting on the couch watching TV, they look around checking the place til one of them asks "what time do you put her to bed?" ."9pm" you replied "took a little work, but shes in bed"The mother grins and goes off to the bedroom, and the father pays you, and you gon on your way.Right as you leave and the father is closing the door, you hear the mother shouting "REALLY, DUCT TAPPING MY DAUGHTER TO THE BED!!!!"......
>>13936561What if she says she can't sleep because she's afraid of the monster in the closet and asks you to sleep with her? To keep her safe?
>>13936566>"Well OK, but don't tell anyone about it, promise?"That's when I unzip my pants and reveal my massive pic related which flies out of my boxers.
>>13936531Have you really never seen that before?
>>13936584Well, I wouldn't go THAT far. Something less obvious.>>13936586Yes, but only until she goes to sleep.
>>13936545Kneesocks would be the worst one to deal with anything lewd. Shit you could probably turn the tables on her with little effort.
>>13936597I've seen, it, but only now do I realize she was pulling off two sets of panties instead of, well, whatever the fuck I was thinking she was wearing.
>>13936600That's half the fun of it
THE ELF HAS ESCAPED!I REPEAT THE ELF HAS ESCAPED!THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Here anons.Have a Catgirl/Kunoichi/Lava Golem.http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/NinjaKitty/366034/GolemNKCause why not?
>>13936643AW SHIT MAN, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO RAPE ANYTHING! Doctor's orders. GAME OVER MAN!
>>13936662>this person gets paid $3,700 a month to make these drawingsUm.
>>13936675Living the dream right there, if I could life off drawing in my own home I'd even take sonic x futa inflation commissions to support it.
>>13936688You don't even have to be a good artist, apparently. Draw porn and people will pay for it regardless of quality.
>>13936675Oh trust me, that's nothing. NK at least draws a wide variety of things, adores feedback, and works to improve his style, poses, expressions, and more.Compare Sakimichan, who draws 1 kind of thing in 1 way, does nothing special beyond their vibrant coloring style, and gets paid how much? Ah yes, $60,000 a month.
>>139366753700? PfftGuy who draws picrelated get nearly $13k a monthAnd this guy http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=terufuu gets $634 a month
>>13936923That's fucking sad, man.That's fuckin' not okay.
>>13936923Well, that's just because the conversion of pokedollars to freedom bucks is kind of terrible.
>>13936923Why does her hair look like shit running down her head?Why does it look like there's candlewax running down her head too?Why does she look like a terrible knockoff of Belle?Why do her clothes look so poorly drawn?Why does this guy make $13k a month for this!?
>>13936824But Sakimi is legitimately good, not $60k-worthy but still better than most
The Happening will never happen
Quick, boys! Name your #1 favorite MG/waifu.I don't care if she's not popular, do it!
>>13936959But the happening has already begun
>>13936933>Why does she look like a terrible knockoff of Belle?It's supposed to be Hermione from HP
>>13936966>It's supposed to be Hermione from HPWell, it don't look like Hermione.
>>13936964Dormouse. What do I win?
>>13936965>Dude who went full-GoofySo THIS is what they were talking about on /v/ that one time!This is fucking amazing. I'm dying.
>>13936973I'm going to make a list.For delivery purposes, hopefully.I'm not a drawfag, I'm gonna request shit.
>>13936964>>13936978>Delivery purposesWhat a coincidence, my favorite Monster Girl works part time with delivery!
>>13936978Probably a better idea to ask in 8-12 hours when it'll be pretty busy. There is a 70% chance of shitstorms, so do be cautious with your timing.
>>13936983Sounds about right.
>>13936964Ushi-Oni. I don't care for the pelvis breaking meme, she's wonderful.
>>13936992Ushi is pretty nice. Fluffy, but still monsterous. And ears I just want to play with while clinging to her back.
Shh... The Titty Fox is asleep.
>>13937045Too much holst milk, poor thing can't stand on her own power without leaning back enough to break her spine.
>>13936965Idon't know what to say
>>13937052But you'll be a good Samaritan and help support her heavy fox breasts right?
>>13937064I don't think I could hold all that boob.
>>13937045I want to buy her swimsuits and go swimming with her and her buoyancy aides.
>>13936514Good thing the other manga from the same artist is about underground fights amongst monster girls uh
>>13937132Is killing bites still going? I mean, it's just so bland. Thus Killing Bites.
>Echidna mother gives birth to Monster hybrids>Goblin/Oni hybrid. Goblonis.>Reproduce like Goblins. Short but thick. Oni strength, lust, and vitality in a smaller package. Just one can outdrink the whole bar.
>>13937137>Is killing bites still going?Yes, translations are dead and ridiculously behind now. At least Arachnid is still getting translated slowly.
>>13936505
>>13937162So this is how the world ends. Not with fire. Not with ice. With shortstacks.
>>13935953I think Lizardman looks better, personally. Mostly because she doesn't have fucking huge hands/feet.Original Lizardman was better though
>randomly checking out Japanese Ushi-Oni stories>Ushi-Oni anal>tagged as "bestiality" wat
THREE MON MUSU DOUJINS UP FOR SALE AT COMIKET TOMORROW, BOYS. I WILL BUY THEM ALL.
>>13937352What are they?
>>13937354From what I can tell, there's the Suu slime raping papi one, a Miia one and one with all the main girls.
>>13937354Not him, but I know that one of them is Papi/Suu hentai. I've heard rumors of a few vanilla Darling/Miia doujins too, and one where Darling and Miia swap minds.The only two I know for sure are actually real are Suu/Papi and also one where Rachnera rapes everyone in the house.
>>13936019I want to wrestle a centaur.
>>13935454Why is she whimpering?
>"Yarrr, what're ye doin', ya filthy landlubber?">"Or what is it that humans nowadays call wimps like ye? Nerds?"
Are there Dragonsluts or people otherwise well versed in Dragons and their inner workings? I want to know what a magnificent creature like that looks for in a man.
>>13937389I'mma plunder yo booty, and then you can shiver me timbers, and then nobody will get upset!
>>13936462Is there a problem? Don't you enjoy the scent of your lover's sweat?
>>13937389W-Why'd you have to knock over the sand castle I made?...
>>13937427Because she got thrown on it by the tide. She's not exactly in control of the situation, but to save face she's trying to act tough. No nose bops, please.
>>13937437She's got a sword! She must know how to use it!
>>13937450She bought it from a shop on the boardwalk. It's made from plastic. She has an actual cutlass, but it's back in her shipwreck home. She doesn't want to hurt any little kids.
>>13937450You have any idea what seawater does to swords?
>>13937450>She's got a sword! YOU IDIOTS! WE'VE ALL GOT SWORDS!!
So why no school of loli Piranhas?
>>13937454Oh... Well I ask her if she wants to go to the local fish market and maybe help her pick out something nice.
>>13936923>>13936824>>13936948Who are these people and how are they getting paid like this?
>>13937465Anondin and his Kakuen companion in not-Badghdad when?
>>13937389I'm just swimming! Please don't hurt me!
>>13937487Shark Girls only attack people who swim like nerdy Selkies.
>>13937474One jump, ahead of the breadline!One swing, ahead of the sword!
>>13937491Hey! I'll have you know I've been swimming since I was like 3 years old! I've practically lived in the water!
>>13937496Just like a nerdy Selkie...
>>13937497But I haven't been practically living in freezing cold arctic waters, so not like a Selkie at all. More like a normal mermaid. Or maybe a Scylla.
>>13937492And we could combine Jasmine and Ra-something to make a Jinko princess.>>13937501So you swim like a girl? Guess who's getting Jaw'd?
>>13937505I just keep digging this hole deeper, don't I?Something something pun about how my strongest stroke is breaststroke.
>>13937509>breaststrokeYou got yourself a blushing shark who's wondering whether or not she has the guts to take this further and ask you to show her.
Sassy Shark Sluts.
>>13935744>That spoilerI chortled.
>>13937518Sassy is not the word for that one.
>>13937516Well, I'd be just as embarrassed and blushing as her. That wasn't a bad pun, breaststroke is actually my favorite swimming style. How mad would she be if I actually started swimming around when asked to show her?>>13937518Why not make it better? Sassy Sadistic Shark Sluts!
>>13937532>How madNot mad. Disappointed in herself and her inability to score. She would leave and go eat ice cream to make herself feel better.>Sassy Sadistic Shark SlutsDesire to become a porn star intensifies.
>>13937532>sadisticDon't care for sassy either, I live around that shit.
>>13937546>Those thighsOh baby.
>>13937538Maybe I'll take her to go get ice cream, then. It's the least I could do.
>>13937552>friendzoning the SharkHidoi.
>>13937557I never said I'm friendzoning the shark! I'm just taking her for an ice cream date!
>>13937564A pity date? That's just so typical for her...
>>13937557>friendzoning monstergirlsSugoi
>>13937568It's not a pity date either! I'm just enjoying a sweet treat with a beautiful pirate girl!Actually come to think of it, what sorts of monster girls would you get in beach towns? I'm thinking loud, obnoxious seagull harpies who steal food from tourists.
>>13937581>not petting the sharkStep it up, senpai!
>>13937581Crabs with fetishes for scrubbing dirty boys clean?
>>13937592I won't just pet her! I'll cuddle the shark, too! She'll probably give me a smack upside the head, but it's worth it!
>>13937581>seagull harpiesOh fuck no they are awful.
>>13937603MINE! MINE!
>>13936049>Ara? A new farmhand?>You seem rather calm, despite seeing a champion race horse. Well, I suppose at my age it's more like former champion.>Do your best, boya. I'll be watching you with some interest.>Flowers? For me? Why, you're going to set my teeth on edge with such forwardness. Surely you have some young mare to pursue.>'But there's a young mare right in front of me!' Listen to you, boy! What about this figure says I'm a spring chicken anymore?>It's fine, I know how you must feel, seeing oneesan like this. It's not often you see a centaur looking more like a dairy cow than an equestrian racer, Mm?>Honest. I like that.>Undress, and undress me.>Don't you want to hold my breasts? I've seen the way you've looked at them. There we go.>Not like you have anything to lose.>A boy like you should learn to swallow his fear, I won't eat you... much.>Such a thick, masculine taste. You're quite the devil for hiding this from me.>It's been a while since I've been with a man, and I hope you can keep up with me, boya.>Eh? Sex?>This is just our first tryst, boya. You won't get to experience my horse pussy until you've shown that you can commit to a relationship.>But do your best to become stronger <3~>I await the day you'll ravish me with your seed <3~
>>13937603I go on vacation in a town where the seagulls are awful. They will literally swipe food right out of your hand. If you have food that's not in a closed container and they see you, you're going to end up with about a dozen seagulls mobbing you and trying to get your food.
>you will never be attacked by a swarm of loli piranha girls
>>13937618I once had a fucking mallard swipe a cookie off my hand.>>13937619What's with you an loli piranhas?
>>13937627Now imagine about 12-15 smaller mallards flying and swarming around your face and arms trying to get that cookie from you while squawking as loud as they can.Now imagine what that would be like with black-and-white winged, yellow-eyed, bad-tempered seagull harpies wearing bathing suits.
>>13937635Hey, at least the Harpies don't poop on you.Unless you're into that.
>>13936505is it ever not?
>>13937472>how are they getting paid like this?Fetishes, uhhhhhhhh, find a way
>>13937612>old horse>"19 in human years"come on, anon
>>13937472You can earn a lot of money from art should you appeal to a certain crowd constantly.
>>13937743>Over $30,000>In two weeksTime to die I guess.
>>13937345More importantly, where does one even stick it in?
>>13937743>loves to create characters>no oc whatsoeverkekKeep in mind that patreon money is not that consistent. Backers drop in and out all the time. And of course, patreon themselves can take up to a 10% cut on each payment depending on payment methods.
>>13937766Her anus was somewhere on the spider part.I don't think that really qualifies as bestiality though...
>>13937743>$800k/year
>>13937774Where did you find this?
>>13935884>A tall dire Lillim with their usual attitudeHow fucked am I?
>>13937785Very, but in a good way.
>>13937777http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=84&id=blackIt's not exactly stellar writing, mind you.I'm just wondering why the author's talking about bestiality just because of some Ushi-Oni spinneret fingering and spider-butt fucking.
The good news is that your waifu is taking you on a trip to her natural habitat!The bad news is she's taking you to the deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of her natural habitat. If your waifu is a Kakuen, you're going super deep into the forest where the Chief God knows what is lurking around. If your waifu is a mermaid, you're going to the ocean floor. You get the idea.How fucked are you?
>>13937743Well, at least not a fucking chick 'gamer' with her beta hive.
>>13937806>just because of some Ushi-Oni spinneret fingering and spider-butt fucking>implying that isn't bestiality
>>13937831Why the fuck would she do that? She avin a giggle?
>>13937839She wanted to show you her natural home. She just got kinda lost.
>>13937742Old and busted in centaur years.
>>13937845How does she not know the dangerous places of her habitat? How did she even survive if she visited these places where "Chief God knows what is lurking around"?
>>13937861She knows that they exist, she just never went in there. And because she has a lousy sense of direction, you two are in there right now.
>>13936543>implying the mother didn't give you an extremely smug "have fun, kids" before leaving, and remind you several times that it'll be very late until she gets back
Is it even possible for a Lilim to not be a donut steel?
>>13937743Is the top third Dracula?
>>13937831Where would this be for a Ryu
>>13935929I can see it now>Wasp: Hey mantis! You're a pretty efficient killer!>Mantis: Y-You too, Wasp-senpai.>Mantis: I wonder what our babies would look like...>Mantis: KYYAAHHH! I SAID THAT OUT LOUD!>Wasp: It's okay Mantis-chan, I think the same thing too!>awkward silence>then they fuck>and 9 weeks later true monsters are created
>>13937903>Habitat: Large Ponds, swamps, rivers, etc.Probably the darker parts of the forest or swamp. She decided to take you for a trip on the river, and wound up in a place with a lot of creepy-looking trees and things hunting you down.
>>13937850no, 3 in horse years, 19 in human years, they're still young, just past racing age.
>>13937924>inb4 "back to /u/"
>>13937929Old and busted and anyone taking an interest in them is a weirdo.
>>13937932Well, you've said it.
>>13937894Malificent genderswap.
>>13937885If the criteria for being that is being OP, then probably not. There is way too little Lilim content, however.
>>13937924Girls can't make babies by scissoring.Back to grade sch/uu/l.
>>13937924Eat dick and die /u/
>>13937966I want to irrumate a lesbian to death.
>>13937932>>13937962I'm sorry I was actually trying to set up a funny situation with an actual wasp and mantis, no MGs. Was trying to be funny, but I'm too stoned right now.
>>13937978What kind of monster do you think would be a good smoking buddy?
>>13937978I just realized that after I replied. Well fuck it, pass the joint will ya?
>>13937978>trying to be funny>with yurishitYeah, I believe you are high, and seeing what you came up with I suggest you stop trying.
You Egg Laying waifu isn't getting off her nest even to shower or eat! How do you react?
>>13937978Don't post stoned though, it's already bad with quality here as it is.
>>13937997If the mountain won't go to Muhammad...
>>13935884>Himedere, fat, Dire Giant Ant.Did I get the Queen or something?
>>13937997This >>13938004, I'll just wash her right there then. But I won't be happy and will make it clear she'd have to make it up for me later.
>>13938013Yes.And you will make her fatter, with babies, and sweets.
>>13938013Maybe, she is pretty big.
>>13938002My general rule is if I'm drunk I post on either /a/ or /vg/ since they're so easy to get mad
>>13938020T-that's going to be pretty big.What about teaching him magic?
Have you teased a Monster Girl today?
>>13938071No, but I'd rather be teased by one anyways.
>>13938071Well, I teased a chubby werecat about the belly she had by groping it.
>>13938071I have no time to mess around with these monsters, I got work.
>>13938071 Because of your post I went to tease my assigned waifu as per >>13937785 , now I won't feel my legs or walk straight for a month, thanks asshole.
>>13938131Well, at least it guaranteed a daughteru right?In unrelated news, who is Moon-Moon and why do I think there is going to be shark jumping?
>>13938185>Moon MoonLike the wolf Moon Moon?
>>13938185>Moon-MoonPrepare to see the most glorious mech scene in Gundam history, a Gaza scratching its ass.
>>13938202O-oh.We are going full shark girl jumping.{spoiler]How did Chara change her clothes in the span of a second?How did this colony just get forgotten?Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?
O-oh.We are going full shark girl jumping.How did Chara change her clothes in the span of a second?How did this colony just get forgotten?Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?
>>13938217>Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?I be Bright asks himself that every fucking day of ZZ Gundam
>>13938194I kinda wish it was a werewolf>>13938202Why did it scratch its behind?What possible purpose could it serve?It's not like it'll feel it.>>13938234Maybe it reminds him of his own son.Which explains a lot actually
>>13937831>Waifu is a HolstaurThe deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of her natural habitat would be a field with some tall grass.
>>13938250But Anon! There might be rocks in the tall grass! You could stub your toe!
>>13937831>Roll succubuttEither the seediest part of a city or a tentacle forest.Hopefully its the former
>>13938256Steel-toed boots mother fucker. Pretty much an essential out here.
I wonder which kobolds would be best, tiny gym bunny ones or big, muscled ones.Oh boy, EVERYONE is crazy on this colony.
>>13937831>going deep into the forests of ZipanguT-thanks at least she should scare off the other monsters
Monstergirls would still have the decency not to move onto a guy who ends up taking a nap on the public park's benchfor relaxation, right?
>>13938285You're gonna wake up ahegoing.
>>13938271>tiny gym bunny KoboldI want one. She'd get all the head pats, belly rubs and puppies.
>>13938285>stray werecats fuck you>dove-harpy flocks have their way with you>an ara ara succubus blows you on her way to work>anubis policewomen arrest you on multiple counts of "being too easy">be sexually brutalized on the cop car
>>13938326>multiple counts of "being too easy"Well fuck the police then. He should get a commendation for that, it's practically a public service.
>>13937951Pretty sure they're steel donut tier simply because KC has stated Lilim are all daughters of the Demon Lord. That and there's two known people in the threads who self-insert as Lilims, and only one of them is recognized by KC as being canon because the other is so shit tier with maximum pandering.
>>13938323Yeah, I kind of want a pygmy werecat who's much more muscled than kobold so they try and see who can get more of my attention.Jokes on them, they're both getting taken into the shower for some last minute cardio.
>>13938347>who self-insert as LilimsMari maybe, but I doubt ELH does.
>>13938372I want a tall, muscled lilim who just picks me up off the street for some intense cuddling.
>>13936824>>13936948She even draws monstergirls.http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/art/Yinyang-Deer-Girl-542487790
Why do 99% of Japanese MGE fanfics skip straight to vaginal without any kind of foreplay? There's no variety, and no buildup to the "main event".
>>13938389>muscledDropped. When will you fucks learn that women's beauty is in looking fragile, even if they're actually strong? If MGs arrived I'd sell this thread to Devil Bugs I swear.
>>13938295>>13938326It seems there is no rest for us men.
>>13938403Japanese prose is trash anyways.
>>13938403Foreplay is lame.
>>13938415But that's supposed to be the best part.captcha: itybnut samuel
>>13938415well your no fun
>>13938405Come on man, not all the lilims need to be lithe little beauties.Some can be big, strong muscled girls and there may even be a chubby neet with messy hair who walks around in nothing more than her panties and a shirt two sizes to big for her.Except in the chest area of course.
>>13938347>one of them is recognized by KC as being canonI am calling 100% hand-grown, open-pastured, non-GMO, locally farmed, humanely raised, buzzword-infused HORSESHIT.
>>13938403I have no idea considering how doujins and real japanese porn have a lot of focus on foreplay.
>>13938437Haven't seen that myself, but thread says he accepted Mari into his thing and even labeled her, like, #15 daughter or smth.
>>13938452Mari is "recognized", but not an official part of canon. She's about as canon as Strange's MGE novels.
>>13938452That's a bigass achievement for her.
>>13938452Who is this Mari.
>>13938415Are you a nigger? Just asking
>>13938403You do have to remember that 99% of everything is shit, it still applies to things the japanese do.Since most of us can't read their stories, there could be tons of ones that are full deviantart autism and we'd never know.
>>13938071I want to Bully a Hellhound by Bopping her nose at the speed of light!
>>13938515>there could be tons of ones that are full deviantart autismOh trust me, you're not wrong.
>>13938517>Hey baby, ready to smell smoke and brimsto->BOP>W-what was that? You like the rough st->BOP>Ok, now it's not funny anymo->BOP>STO->BOP
>>13938437KC recognized Mari as one of the daughters of the Demon Lord. Ilassa he hasn't because Ilassa is nothing more than pandering bullshit that's about as true to Lilim as much as Bernie Sanders is goyim.
>>13938528Do I even want to know more? Tell me more
>>13938535>Suddenly she she's a truly Countless numbers of fists>'Serious Series, Serious Bopping'
>>13938547>You're already boped!
>>13938541>as much as Bernie Sanders is goyimYou can't be a jew and a goy, so I guess you have a point.
>>13938476A resident drawfag who's self-insert/original character is a free spirited Lilim in a summer dress with a Dark Matter/cat familiar who looks like she's eternally stoned.She's also the one who took .less into her pleasure palace in order to help the flip flop get gud at coloring and somesuch.http://i.imgur.com/0SKs4Vc.jpg She's the Lilim on the right of Haohi.KC himself is the Baphomet
>>13938565I want to cuddle a tubby tanuki as she tells me to invest in fast food.
>>13938422Monstergirls need no foreplay, another thing that makes them better than human girls.
>>13938541>KC recognized Mari as one of the daughters of the Demon LordSource? Is she actually an official part of canon now?
>>13938580>jewnuki>chubby>invest in fast foodI want you to leave.
>>13938595She has a fan-made profile right now, but KC hasn't revealed what daughter number she is.As it stands her placeholder is #10
>>13938583I have needs too, you know.
>>13938541As I remember KC said that first 12 or something lilims will be story relevant but people can do whatever they want with 13+
>>13938583This. Vaginal is the best anyway. Not having to bother with anything else ever is one of the biggest draws of monster girls for me.I don't care about the monster aspect all that much though so I mostly just like succubi.
>>13938570Is that a monsterboy? I don't like seeing monsterboys
>>13938612Well, that's different then, that's not an official acceptance into canon, that's just KC allowing fanon.
>>13938616hownew.ru
>>13938616It's .less' incubus self-insert together with his slutty angel waifu.
>>13938616It's Haohi's husbando. He's an Incubus or something, I don't fucking know.His r63 form is better
>>13938583You take away the monster-part foreplay, and you might as well be fucking human girls, ya boring putz.
>>13938604She told me that my money helps create jobs for those less fortunate than me who don't quite have the education I have. She also let me become her personal tail brusher for triple my current salary. Provided I sell her my home and give a quarter of my earnings to her company in stock.
>>13938614>I don't care about the monster aspect all that much
>>13938637>monster-part foreplayWhy monster part foreplay instead of human part foreplay?
>>13938616>being this insecure
>You will never go on hilarious misadventures as a Dwarven Engineer's apprentice.>"Uhh... are you sure this is gonna work, Boss?">"Nope. Now stop being a pussy and throw the damned lever, Kid."
>>13938570I want to fuck Bapho-Kenkou
>>13938660Insecurity has nothing to do with it when the only reason why male Centaurs exist in shit like EMG is because it's difficult for humans and female centaurs to breed.
>>13938660>being this much of a faggot
>>13938626I don't care for ecelebs or their OC>>13938631So yes, monsterboy. Disgusting.
>>13938665I know, right?
>>13938650>being a good goy for a fat tanukiOnly the elder gods have a word for the amount of disgust I'm feeling right now.
>>13938669>it's difficult for humans and female centaurs to breedWhy's that?
>>13938616Yeah, .less self-insert, and in this case I am sure it's self-insert.>>13938541Ilassa didn't fit simply because she was made as the third 'fixing' side contrary both to CG and DL, and Kenkou is quite adamant that DL is where the shit at. Plus Lilims never go so far as to question or shun from their mother.
>>13938665I want paizuri from Bapho-Kenkou's ribbed sweater as she tries in futility to stimulate my schlong with her flat chest
>>13938692yessssThough since it's gonna be naizuri anyway, I'd want my dick to be sandwiched between her sweater-covered chest and one of her soft paws
>>13938686Because horse anatomy.
>>13938711And?
>>13938660>being a faggot
>>13937831>Pleasure basement in a castle deep within the rural lands of the undead kingdomI'm very fucked, if you get what I mean, huehuehue
>>13938702>naizuri without the girl desperately trying to push her chest together so there's SOMETHING thereNaaah
>>13937997Feed and bathe her, what else would I do?
>>13938745Eh. I don't have a fetish for flat chests specifically, and I think the sandwiching would just feel better.And Baphomet paws are cute.
>>13938673>>13938721Calling him a faggot doesn't actually invalidate his claim. Just sayin.
>>13938611>implying you're a girl>implying girls even like sex
>>13938692Under the sweater, or over it?
Monstergirls clad in tight pants.
>>13938685But Anon! She loves to have me hold doors for her, and pay for half of dinner and use me as a daiki after a stressful day of shorting stocks and trading investments.
>>13938689That's pretty much why I can't take Ilassa seriously at all.
>>13938783No, I've heard enough.May our paths never cross.
>>13938541Who is Mari and who is Ilassa? I always confuse them.
>>13938781I want a baphomet with that behind.I want help her get a bigger behind than that.
>>13938614You're allright.
>>13938689>implying MGE doesn't need a third sideI don't care what KC says, his two sides are garbage.
>>13938781>that ass>boy faceBleh
>>139387974U maybe, but the DE is pretty cool.
>>13938790But Anon, I've get to meet all these movie and music stars, even that one who alped recently. She's even told me about this movie remake they have planned where all the characters are heroic monster girls who fight ghosts!it did have guys as the characters in the original but she thinks this one will be even better!
>>13938791Ilassa is the blue dressed Lilim, whereas Mari is the white dressed.
>>13938809Ilassa is the one with the high as fuck cat right? That's the good Lilim.
>>13938801>not liking short-haired tomboys with big butts
>>13938781But anon, Mogami is a boy.
>>13938803I disagree entirely.
>>13938821That's Mari-tan. Ilassa is the Lilim that's mentioned in ironic conversations because she's just not that interesting of a character/is a borderline mary sue donut steel.
What'cha doing slowpokes?
>>13938832>implying mari isn't a mary sue donut steelOk mate, you almost had me there for a second.
>>13938837Getting ready to paint a bathroom.
>>13938797Humans need to kill both DE and God
>>13938832>mary sue donut steelMari kinda also meets that criteria like it or not.
>>13938849No, someone just needs to dick the chief god enough for her to mellow out.
>>13938849Obviously, neutral a best.
>>13938837Waiting for my mom to stop bitching at me because she forgot ingredients for a pie she wants me to make.
>>13938841Mari is an aloof character who doesn't openly oppose her mother. Ilassa is a fa/tg/uy's experiment on trying to create a Liberal in a world where you're either for or against something and goes against the canon of the entire series.
>>13938825>Hi, I'm anon, I'm fucking stupid and can't read
>>13938855>>13938852>>13938851>>13938850>>13938849>>13938841>>13938832>>13938828>>13938821>>13938809>>13938803>>13938797
>>13938856Are you Irish or something?
>>13938849I want to be friends with Ares.
>>13938859>I'm getting so lonely on my fenceWell speak up, we're not mindreaders.
>>13938859You must be Slavic, squatting on the fence like that.
>>13938855>being neutral is against canonThat might just be the saddest/dumbest thing I've read all day, and it's not even your fault.As for Mari, she's still a donut steel, regardless of her motivations.
>>13938859As a weenie, this offends me.
>>13938871>>13938864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Oe_nosQww
>>13938874It's because KC has fuck-all for skills in world building. His Order are basically power tripping Anakin Skywalkers from Episode III going"IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE AGAINST ME"
>>13938616>Image has an entire fireteam of fucking donut steels>One of them is a guy pretending to be a loli>Focuses only on the monsterboy
>>13938894>CondomsIf ever there were a more disgusting word, I have yet to find it.
>>13938894>Order is noted to be a benevolent religion for the most part but with some corruption issues and excessive monster hatred due to chief god
>>13938894Not that the DL side is any better.Lettting a bunch of nymphomaniacs decide what happiness for the individual is? I don't think so, Tim.
>>13938917I have one for you: Monoeye.
>>13938894>implying I want to have sex with you>implying I'm not going to rape you right now>implying anyone will hear you scream>implying I'm not going to make you pregnant>implying I won't fuck you senseless even when you're swollen with my child
>>13938894I agree, but KC wants the Order to be disliked. It's a representation of everything he finds wrong with current society.
>>13938938>Hating on CylcopsesI want to murder you.
>>13938945And the only society he knows is the nip one.
>>13937831>If your waifu is a mermaid, you're going to the ocean floor. You get the idea.Hell no hell fucking no nothing is more terrifying than the deepest parts of the ocean fuck that hell no even open ocean is terrifying all that empty blue around you and dark blackness below fuck that hell no
>>13938964Stop being a little bitch Finn
>>13937352Do you think you'll see that "Oil King" dude while you're there?
>>13938964But the fishies down there just want to say hi, anon!
>>13938951>liking monoeyesAnd you're not even worth my time.
>>13938557>There's a master out there who's bops bend space at time.>He can bop you from anywhere, and even time it so that the bop only activates as a hellhound is about to get frisky.
>>13938997>Giving Bollocks any of your time in the first place
>>13938997>Hating monoeyes
>>13938999>If I could control the atmosphere>If I could control the airAccelebopper
>>13938973I'm not finnish, and fuck you man the ocean is terrifying. It will do whatever it can to kill you. Just fucking diving does shit to your mind and will make you lose your ability to think, and coming to the surface will make you ill. Once a friend of mine went diving in the Phillipines, and his diving instructor told him and his group to keep an eye on him and when he gives the signal to head to the boat immediately since they'd only stay in the area for a few minutes. When my friend asked why he said "Because soon the ocean current will kick in and pull anything nearby into the Phillipine Trench." Fuck diving and fuck the ocean.>>13938983I firmly believe that when people die and go to hell, it's not a fire and brimstone place. It's just the murky dark abyss, and you're a fish, with no way out, just pitch black, desolate cold, boiling hot volcanic vents, intense pressure, and lord knows what lurks around you.
>>13939003I'm not even him and I can tell you I don't hate monoeyes. I'd rather suffer a single eye than horsepussy.
>>13939020KAKAKKAAKAAKAKIKAIKIKAIKIKIKIKAIKIKIKIKIIIKIKIKIK-BOP
>>13938941>Implying that's not exactly what she wants>Implying you're not playing right into her hands
>>13938837One of these days I'm going to catch that fucking chicken.
>>13939044>what she wants>implying
>>13939044>>13938941We need more bullying stories like this
>>13939065>Monoeye>Not wanting to be raped senseless and impregnated
>>13938894Shy girls being hesitant, but still straightforward about wanting the D is my fetish. Kinda puts me in a spot where I get nervous like moth-chan, yet still aroused.
>>13937831>AlpAm I going to the church of alpollo? A lan cafe? In her closet?
>>13939078No! You don't understand!
>>13939082You're going to get stuffed in a locker, then thrown in the garbage, then go home and do nothing but eat Doritos, drink mt dew, play CoD, and jack off.
>>13939072>raping >bullying
>>13938894I want to rape a mononeye in the school cafeteria while the monstergirls cheer me on.
>liking monoeyes>everI want shit taste to leave.
>>13939105Then leave.
>>13939105Can't stop me now.
>>13939105Retarded memester.
>liking monoeyesWhy? They are just disabled humans
>>13939078>TFW she's giving you a blowjob and insists on you face raping her or pulling her hair since she can't really get off unless you're rough with her>She doesn't even fight back when you force her down and bite her nipple hard enough to cause it to go rosy red>Her eye is locked onto you as you fuck her without letting her get properly aroused first, clenching her fists>You're running into the brick wall of arousal and feeling yourself getting ready to shoot your seed into her>Her legs wrap around your midriff and hold you inside of her, her deadpan expression changing slightly as she says something ripped right out of a hentai doujin she probably bought"Don't get me pregnant unless you're ready to take responsibility.">She reaches up and pulls you in for a deep kiss as your cock pulses inside of her, shooting your hot seed into her moist depths>She pulls away and smiles softly"I took it, your first kiss.">She disgusts you, but you can feel a small pain in your chest
>>13939110>>13939122>>13939132You heard me, leave.
>>13939135It's just like in my japanese porn comics!
>>13939147What an annoying fag you are.
>>13939147Fuck off.
>>13939135>kissing you without permissionThat's a slap, hard enough her mouth bleeds.Hey, she wants to be abused I'll oblige.
>>13939100Context and methods anon.
Quick! Tell me your #1 favorite MG/waifu!I don't care if you don't think she's popular enough, just do it!
>>13939158No. What are you gonna do about it?
>>13939165Alps.
>>13939166Ban incoming.
>>13939134>liking monstergirlsWhy? They are just deformed humans.
>>13939166I'm not leaving either, but at least I'm not an annoying cunt that memehates monoeyes whenever they're mentioned.>le disgusting>le bullying XDD
>>13939165No.
>>13939175Good luck with that.
>>13939165Succubutt.
>>13939165You already did this earlier in the thread, fuck off.
>>13939182>using memehate unironically
>>13939159>>13939150Stop giving me attention you faggots.
>>13939165Scylla
>>13939186Oh I'm not that guy, and It wouldn't be the first time.
>>13939177>>liking monstergirls>Why? They are just superior humans.FTFY
>>13938541>>13938689KC is fine with her being #13. Same answer he gave to Mari about her being #10 or w/e. Only sticking point he had was whether ex-Sabbath was a thing. Still working on the language barrier there.Also >implying. Get over it already.
>>13939199Also wouldn't be the first time the "offended" party got their shit kicked in for false reporting.
>>13939208Traitor pls fucking go
>>13939209No, stop self-inserting into my porn.
>>13939209Hehe.
>>13939208You are correct.
>>13939210They give you a warning, you would never know it.
>>13939221You're both wrong, I'm afraid.
>>13939227Nuh-uh.
>>13939209>tripfaggingJesus Christ you really are cancer.
>>13939208I want to be a cute house husband for a powerful Monster Girl and serve her needs, making her feel good and be happy! I'll cook and clean for her, and raise our beautiful daughteru!
>>13939237Faggit.
>>13939237Mein neger.
>>13938565To be fair Bernie is a pretty big cuckold and good goyim.
>>13939232We humans are better because we exist, and we created MGs. They are forever trapped in our imagination, subject to whatever fantasy we think up involving them.
>>13939212>>13939227To admit the superiority of monstergirls is an natural as to breathe air. To fill your waifu of your lifegiving loins is no more traitorous than to fill your lungs of lifegiving oxygen.>>13939237Good for you. There's no shame in a man being an immovable pillar of fortitude for his waifu.
>>13939237This is life.
>>13939226I believe we'll find out.
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>>13939248See>>13939249Now keep walking, citizen.
>>13939249>clearly a traitorOpinion discarded.
>>13939165Echidna
>>13939248If we're so great, why can't we make them not-fantasy?
>>13939253Is this a succuvirus?
>>13939262If monsters are so great, why can't they make themselves real?Yeah, that's what I thought.
>>13939256Stop with that shit already.
>>13939135Cyclops are bad business, they bring out the worst in me. Hearing her say that I'll have to take responsibility only makes me imagine her happy face as she rubs her pregnant belly only for me to slam her against the wall and punch her stomach till she miscarries. As she vomits and looks at me with a look of utter grief, and confusion, I'll tell her that I wasn't ready, and that maybe we'll be able to keep the next one. But we won't. Then I'll shower her with love up until the point it happens again, and again until she's entirely while being pregnant, and begs me every night to let her keep this one, and I'll say, maybe, as I lock her in her cage.Call the cops they can't stop me.
>>13939262We'll make them real when we well damn please, but there are more pressing matters right now.Also >>13939270
>>13939237I like you
There is nothing wrong with being a Traitor. America betrayed Britain when it fought for independence. Humanity is Britain, the big evil corrupt jews, and Lilims are America, beautiful pure underdogs that believe in great ideals.I say we stand with Lilims and be traitors, after all cuddling them, being sat on by them, licking their feet clean, and being able to bask in their presence is all far superior than anything shitty humanity could provide.
>>13939274Too far man, too far.
>>13939271No, you stop.
>>13939274Do you shit bismuth, kid?
>>13939279>Reverse shitposting.
>>13939279Here's your reply. Use it wisely.
>>13938614I like foreplay more than actual sex. Why would you want to go straight to the creampie instead of kissing and caressing your waifu all over first, during and after?
>>13939274*she's entirely terrified while
>>13939275>but there are more pressing matters right now.Name one.
>>13939281I bet you are samefagging with this "us vs them" shit again, ban evasion fag.
>>13939279Don't you fucking provoke my inner /pol/, boy.
So are our donut steel lilims actually canon now or did KC just allow us to make non canon OCs?This is important.
>>13939289Nop, you are a retard forever now.
>>13939290>We have yet to find Waldo>Jews are still a thing>So is feminism>Your mom>What is the deal with airline food?You were saying?
>>13939291>le boogeymanThanks for the smile, I owe you one.
>>13939280Don't tickle the sadist if you can't handle the pinch faggit.>>13939282le
>>13939290CancerOutbreaksLooking for ways to live longerKeeping superpowers from starting another world warStruggle to prevent privacy from being eradicatedLooking for a way to leave this goddamn planet because it's going down the shitter.
>>13939275>more pressing matters right nowFighting for gay and fat acceptance in the world? Woo-hoo.
>>13939305It's true and you know it.
>>13939295The fact remains Humanity is corrupt and garbage. Look at us now. The jews pull the strings, censorship and corruption is only growing, and the masses are the best goys concerned only about their celebrities and occasionally something retarded like a flag.Lilim rule would be far superior and beneficial to mankind in the longrun, lilims actually care about keeping the human race alive than just earning sheckles for the chosen people, or gaining power through corrupt means.I would gladly tak being a "lesser citizen" in a world ran by Lilims than having "equality" in world ruled by humanity where no equality actually exists. In the world ran by Lilims I actually matter and Monster Girls do genuinely love human boys.
>>13939301>>We have yet to find WaldoGive a Hellhound a day.>>Jews are still a thing>>So is feminism>He doesn't remember what the DL did to the tentacle forest>>Your momI don't know what the problem is, but monstergirls is the answer>What is the deal with airline food?Ghoul flight chefs who cook with their superior sense of taste.You were saying?
>>13939274I like you
>>13939310You are free to present your evidence any time.Unless of course, you're assuming. In which case you better stop posting now.
>>13939316>I don't know what the problem is, but monstergirls is the answerWell played.
>>13939209See the fun thing is since KC said #13 and beyond we can pretty much ignore your steel donut's existence like the Cleveland Steamer she is.Thanks for using the trip, too!
>>13939209At least make it your own shit, stop forcing it
>>13939298He gives green light to EVERYTHING as long as it's stays clear he isn't obliged to touch it himself.
>>13939307>CancerMamono Mana>OutbreaksMamono Mana>Looking for ways to live longerMamono Mana>Keeping superpowers from starting another world warPut Lilims in charge, sent Kunoichi ass-assins to problematic politicians>Struggle to prevent privacy from being eradicatedSuccuvirus puts supporters of this act so far back in the technical stoneage their ancerstors wouldn't know how to use a calculator>Looking for a way to leave this goddamn planet because it's going down the shitter.Lich inventors and Anubi engineers as one initiative, Driad and Alraune naturaly powerplants to fuck the life back into the planet as the other.
>>13939318You are the faggot using traitor bait.
>>13939298He's allowing fan made characters to exist within the setting but that dosent make them official canon.
>>13939286>being gay
>>13939315Monstergirls would be even easier to manipulate. Just throw single men at them and they'll be good goys to whoever's in control.Don't be stupid. Lilims wouldn't know how to govern for shit if MGs were real. No form of government is perfect no matter who's in charge, it's just different kinds of poison.This shit has been discussed a million times over, just stop this shit already.
>>13939332>bait>implyingOh, you're shitposting, I gotcha.By all means, go on.
>>13939315Here's a reply because you took the time to type out all that shit.
>>13939298Only daughters 1 - 10 are canon. Past that is "exist in the setting but are not officially canon". They're essentially the Drizztes of the setting.
>>13939347If you're going to make a most at least attempt to be witty and original. You already made this post anyways in this thread.
>>13939315That's why I'm a monster shill, though I still believe it should be taking the best out of both, we've got plenty of stuff to invest in a better world.
>>13939335>gayIs it the afghan code again or something?
>>13939346This is you wanted, I see. But you won't fool me twice.
>>13939348>exist in the setting but are not officially canonSo like yuri, sabbath futas and non-vanilla sex?
>>13939365Stop.
>>13939365Essentially. So if you wanted to ignore one or both of them you could because as far as KC cares they're like Schrödinger's Cat. They may or may not be canon, but it's up to you to decide if you really want to devote the attention to care about two fanon donut steels from one of the most powerful monstergirl species because that's what all the cool kids who make Mary Sues do.
>>13939298They're just OCs.KC can always make them canon if he likes them, but we're not quite yet at that point.
>>13939362I don't have to, you did that all on your own.
>>13939365>non vanilla sex is not canon in MGEwut?
>>13939365Technically no those things are part of the official canon but wont be focused on.
>>13939209How does it feel to be a bitch?Mari is more man than you are and she doesn't even have a set of balls.
>still using the wordpress when ELH censors more than half the content that gets released hereishygddt
>>13939359>I'd rather make out and grope a girl than fuck herDon't play dumb faggpt.
>>13939372Where's my fucking Tropius, bitch.
>>13939388>ELH is a faggotPreaching to the choir here.
>>13939385Sabbath futas are more like a headcanon possibility. As far as KC is concerned, futa is a possiblity in MGE but he'll never include it himself. But there are enough futa fics on his site for it to have its own tag, so...
>>13939385>part of the official canonCareful not to fall for it
>>13939388What alternative is there, asides from routinely checking your favorite writefag's pastebin for updates?
>>13939388What does he censor? Who all are on his shitlist?
>>13939401Becoming a necromancer and bringing back LDR since He really seems to hate the community with good reason. Or Recap-Anon.
>>13939399This. Everything is canon if you take the Sabbath's "X is now Canon" potion.
>>13939388Why even putting that up suddenly holy shit.
>>13939372I'd give her my banana.
>>13939404LDR has a salty vag after his blog got taken down for spamming. We're never seeing him again.
I want KC to make Charon-chan canon!
>>13939388>ELH censors more than half the content that gets released hereReally?Fuck why do we gotta have problematic people in charge of everything?
>>13939415Because anons are lazy as fuck and wont do it themselves for more then a month.
>>13939400Well, non vanilla sex definitely is part of the setting. So is yuri, KC just won't actively write about it. Futas are more along the lines of "headcanon it if you want but I'll never include it myself"
>>13939415We really should have another option, having a gigantic faggot who excludes half the content based on personal tastes is the last thing we need.
>>13939415Only weird-ass attention whores want to put enough effort into scouring the threads for just attention.
>>13939426>non vanilla sex definitely is part of the settingNo it isn't. At least not what we'd call non vanilla.
>>13939427
>>13939431The setting literally has a forest where couples can go and get molested by tentacles while they have sex. That's far from what any reasonable person would call vanilla.
>>13939413Well, that and He'd been expressing a need to focus on his own well-being and making a living over pandering to a more niche than normal crowd of smut. Monstergirls are growing quickly, mind, but at the same time you have to remember that smut and romance writers do also have to pander to a female audience as well. Shocking, I know.I don't hate LDR for his decision making but man, I'm still a little bit salty myself over his departure because he probably gave the most sound writing advice out of all the senior writefaggots.
>>13939426Yuri is not canon though.
>>13939279>America, beautiful pure underdogs that believe in great ideals
>>13939435The tentacles only molest girls, and spread their legs open so the guys can fuck them.
>>13939165Minotaur. Why do you want to know?
>>13939438Yes it is please dont start another autistic argument over something that KC himself said and has been argued over and over again in these threads.
>>13939441It's better than Britain, at least.
>>13939442>The tentacles only molest girlsWhich is still far from vanilla, people don't go around tagging tentacle on girl doujins as vanilla now do they?
>>13939438I don't want to defend yuri but how do you think female corruption usually happens on MGE?
>>13939436>smut and romance writers do also have to pander to a female audience as well.None of ours do. We don't even have a female audience.
Look at all this fire. Is it that time again?
>>13939452I was speaking strictly about what happens between guys and girls. Of course all kinds of weird shit happens to girls in MGE because the setting is aimed at men.
>>13939438>>13939431>heading straight for the hookBravo
>>13939433Shill somewhere else.
>>13939463Yes.
>>13939441In 1776, yes.Then we started giving rights to too many people and proclaimed ourselves world police.
>>13939459I was referring to the real world, of course.
>>13939446Nope, is not canon. But you are right, let's not bicker and argue about that.>>13939466Sorry senpai.
>>13939472Reminder that we were English Mexico until the First World War.
>>13939467>We need more options>Mention options>hurr durr shillELH pls
>>13939477Those are some big paws.
>>13939478>only ELH hates TFTI don't even know where to start.
>>13939482I know, they're wonderful.
>>13939388>Half the contentIf Alp is half our content, then we're in bigger trouble than who runs the wordpress.Also>Defending Alp
>>13939478That's not an option, that's the end of the way.
>>13939478Fuck off bob.
Man, I really want to cuddle a weresheep. I want to sleep.
>>13939165Kejourou
>>13939165I don't have an absolute favorite. I'm a slut.
>>13939514Just lay your head down and use her fluffy, wooly thighs as earmuffs
>>13939165Crow tengu.
>>13939487Outside of his pastebin deleting issues and the fact the guy can't into character dialogue to save his life I don't see a problem with Alp.
>>13939165Oni.
>>13939523Now don't say that, maybe your favorite wasn't created yet? Maybe she is cu sith? Who knows, we still got some MGs coming.
>>13939473The what?
>>13939045
>>13939478
>>13939544You forgot his insanely short updates, attention whoring and ego.
>>13939563There's far worse writefags in that category like Narcissus.
>>13939445>>13939192Sorry.I was trying to build up a list of MGs that I might be able to get art for.
>>13939562Don't forget the theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtB1G6VG7gs
>>13939563>insanely short updatesHarblador's the king of that tho
>>13939550It's curious when it happens but when you find your favorite MG you'll just know.
>>13939514Overlord copies all, dispatching a sleeping pill package to your POS because we're all outta weresheep supply drops, ETA 20 minutes, how copy?
>>13939571I see. I hope you consider Minotaur then.
>>13939570Not particularly. Alp is in here fishing for story ideas and critiques way more than anyone else. It's the combination of short updates and attention whoring that does it, not either taken separately.
>"Hey kid, wanna buy some fluffaine?"
>>13939598I'll pass
>>13939598Buy some what?
>>13939598My mom taught me not to do that.
>>13939571There are a ton of MGs that need more art but I'd love to see more Kejourou stuff. Especially if it involves stuff like cuddling with her husband who is cocooned in her hair.
>>13939598I don't want to snort fluff, thank you very much. And where is your tail? You're not one of those fake foxes, are you?
>>13939598My mom told me not to accept things from unknown monstergirls
>>13939594Don't forget that he's gonna join Bob's gay cult if you don't suck his dick enough!
>>13939626Alp please, now isn't a good time.
>>13939605It's just Kitsune dandruff.
>>13939621>Not wanting to do a line of fluffy
>>13939631Gross.
>>13939636Such is the depth of depravity that fluff addicts will succumb to if they cannot entice a Kitsune to let them inhale her.
>>13939557Nice
>>13939635I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.I NEEED IT!
>>13939598I'm a bad clown.I do fluffaine.
>>13939594Clearly you underestimate how much of a rectally ravaged faggot Narcissus is.
>>13939388> Half the content> It's literally JUST Bollocks now (implying he writes to begin with)Shill harder. Oh and get the fuck out.
>>13939662>NarcissusI keep thinking this is a nickname for some writefag but my brain keeps redirecting me to the actual myth.
>>13939678See >>13939673
>>13939673I don't write because I hate half the ideas I come up with and need to get gud. Whether or not ELH censors me or not isn't of any concern of mine, lol.
>>13939683But his nicknames are always jokes based on his actual name, like Ovaries or Falsetto or Castratto.
>>13939653EEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH
>>13939692Uh huh. It's not because you have a victim complex worse than all of tumblr combined. Or that you have a huge track record of being the most triggered faggot when someone calls you out on this or suggests that you're shit. And then you go on these massive shitposting sprees because you're just that desperate for replies.Seriously, I bet if Janet looked at the IPs on the posts itt RIGHT NOW we'd see most of the last 2 hours of shitposting is yours.
Would you be a big scary delinquent for a tiny shortstacked monstergirl?
>>13939708That's nice. Except I haven't posted much of anything in the threads today.
>>13939708Not even him but it sounded like someone trying to push TFT more than anything with blatant misinformation. Bollocks is to blame for plenty of things, but I'd bet good money not this.
Why don't we talk about something more interesting instead? There's really no point in revisiting stuff that happened months ago.Like what endcard are you hoping to see next Tuesday?
>>13939715Damn right.
>>13939729I can guarantee you with some certainty that>>13939433>>13939478>>13939388Were not me.
>>13939715I'm too nice to be a delinquent and I'm not tall at all. Compared to her maybe.
>>13939733Go ask /a/.
>>13939733Ogre, Cyclops, or Zombie variants. There's really no point to Doppel-chan because her entire species' schtick is based around free forming their appearance to whatever they want it to be.I want a Red Oni variant Ogre card goddamnit. We already have Oni-chan with Baka-Lizard.
>>13939733>continuing to watch that garbage.
>>13939749So much for making conversation.
>>13939733Smart money is on varieties of one of the MON girls.
>>13939399There's a sex change tag too.
>>13939757I don't care for harem animu, sue me.
>>13939762KC confirmed for having little to no standards.
>>13939766KC likes TG, you know.
>>13939693Eunuch was a personal favorite because it made one think of Jack Sparrow going 'You're not a Eunuch, are you?' as well as 'Eunuchy-a, snippy snippy'
While all of you are busy bickering I managed to grab something from a draw fag.It is being colored as we speak ..I give you the secret to getting a fox woman wife .
>>13939793If that's fucking pepperoni then the pizza is ruined. RUINED.
>>13939793>bitch took the last slice of pizzaI'm concerned with the quality of my wife.
>>13939793Oh man, I remember seeing that little story.I'm glad it got art, it was cute.
>>13939799What about salami?
>>13939799What the fuck is wrong with pepperoni?>>13939801Don't worry anon, you both got a box.
>>13939806Salami is good.
>>13939715Being big, and scary without trying, is such a bitch? Anyone else here know this pain?
>>13939729I don't even care if people discuss anything involving TFT in here. If I write a story I'll post it to both places >implying writing is happening ever. You're free to do what you will with the link, but if stuff will trigger you can put tags on it in the post for it so you can avoid shit you don't want to see like Alp's shit with Monsterboys and Anal or something.
>>13939733If it's not Cyclopes or Ogres I'm going to be sad.Though it could also be orcs, just to fuck with people.
>>13939793>tfw a drawfag said he'd start on your request later/the day after, but hasn't delivered or posted any update since then
>>13937832They used to work at Bioware.
>>13939799The fuck did you just say punk?
>>13939793
>>13938894>Long hair>Bare shoulders>DEM THIGHS>Lewd mouthYes/10
>>13939843Dammit Crabman.
>>13939843Yes boner, now.
>>13939843I want to snuggle Ninetei in her school swimsuit.
>>13939843I didn't like Luz that much and I don't find kitsunes anything special, but that pose that adult!Luz is giving is too damn lewd.
>>13939843>furryWhy?
>>13939843If wanting to fuck her makes me a furry so be it.
>>13939843>that noseNope.
>>13939315Y'know, it's not as if you're wrong...But it's just utterly pathetic that you whine about the disparity of wealth and politics in the world, in a thread about Non-Human Women.
>>13939843I have enough favorites as it is but cat girls are quickly getting up the list.
>>13939833>>13939808It's over-seasoned, greasy bullocks is what it is. If I wanted any meat on my pizza I'd stick to Salami or Italian sausage or ham or seasoned beef because I'd rather not eat pepperoni.That of course, is just my opinion.
>>13939874>cat girlbut she's a fox anon
>>13939478The thing is, that while TFT is a decent option as a repository for content, they don't have any sort of system for posting updates in any sort of concise matter. It's left to the individual writers on the site to do posts for when they do an update.It's meant as an alternative to pastebin, it's not any kind of stand in for the blogs which help to present and list recent OC for anons to easily look over.
>>13939888I was about to correct myself. Sorry.
>>13939891Pretty much this. If you want to use Wordpress or TFT, super. Good for you. But don't fucking start shit in the threads because you people hate either Robert the Terrible or Electric Lesbian Hallabaloo.
>>13939799Pepperoni is the classic topping. There is nothing wrong with it.
>>13939817Wait, Alp wrote monsterboys?
>>13939799Better than fucking pineapples.
So you're absolutely sure you wouldn't go adventuring with her?
>>13939919He posted it a few threads ago and even when he warned people of its contents they still read it and threw a giant shit-fit over it because at this stage Alp should've known better anyway to not publicly posted his shit fetishes.I'm just glad nobody will ever care enough to do that to me unless I go into the true depths of depravity and do something exceptionally stupid like condoning monsterboys in their entirety because of a logical lapse due to KC's world building.I mean shit, Bob's Truckercore had a male Centaur mentioned in one scene.
>>13939930Her face looks a bit off...but that gown looks fantastic.
>>13939930Yes, I'm still sure, thanks.
>>13939930I'd be her mage/assistant/boy toy.
>>13939930>Adventuring with the ruler of a nationThat's called campaigning anon. You do it with an army. Also, yes.
>>13939930fine lets go on an adventure...
>>13939930Yes.
>>13939936Then how about her instead?
>>13939931Truckercore mentions a shota rabbitboy, and the Laska rewrite has a male Lizardman.
>>13939943>sleeves that extend past armsHnnngh.
>>13939944Don't read Laska and didn't read the entirety of Truckercore so oh well. Whatevs.
>>13939930I'd stick with a cute Konold squire.
>>13939931>Cuckercore had a male Centaur mentioned in one scene.Something stupid to do with superior horsecock I'll bet. Well, that's a shame. Hopefully Alp's done with pissing on electric fences. I don't really get this compulsion people have with writing about monsterboys. If you want to write generic fantasy, sure, but take it over to /tg/, this isn't the place for it. It's for MG's specifically.
>>13939943yes all my YES!
>>13939943Well, she's a snake, but she does seem to be more my speed than the other two. Alright, fine, you win. Adventure it is.
>>13939943>Sleeves that go past her handsNow I'm not saying I'd add her to the party solely because of thatBut I'm adding her to the party
>>13939715Please tell me this ain't a hentai doujin, because I need some non-lewd comfy right about now.
>>13939943>Black Mage ApophisHELLS TO THE YES.
>>13939960It is hentai.
>>13939965I'm not even mad anymore.
>>13939952Whatever is their prerogative man. I agree with you on the /tg/ shit though.
>>13939931>He posted it a few threads ago and even when he warned people of its contentsWasn't that about a guy getting an ice cube in his butt?
>>13939952Because the people with the itch to write them obviously never came from the /tg/ side of things where that stuff is common as fuck. The grogs are here because they want something different than Greyhawk. Those monsterboy guys are from the /d/ or the pure /a/ side instead so they somehow think they're adding variety instead of taking it away. And they hold onto that thought like a drowning man which is insane.
>>13939952>Something stupid to do with superior horsecock I'll bet.I don't get that, or why male centaurs are ever portrayed in this way. I'm mean, I'm no biologist or zoophile, but I'm pretty sure I heard once that horses are just plain bad at what we conceive as sex. Just barely stick it in, jizz, done. Now sure, you could argue that stick a human brain on top and it'd be greatly improved, but I find myself far more inclined to believe the Monster Musume version of things; where male centaurs are so incompetent at pleasing a woman, that they have to have an attractive human male get them going first. And then it's found that absolutely no female centaurs complain about discluding the male centaurs from the equation.
>>13939975I don't know because I wasn't stupid enough to click the link after Alp warned about it having questionable shit.
>>13939984Same. But I don't read any Alp stuff anyway after the great Mormon naming incident of 2014.
Manticores are 3DPD tier sluts that don't deserve love.
>>13939987how so?
>>13939981Cuck fantasies mainly. Size insecurity is the easiest to prey on. That and cutting a horse's head off and sticking a dude there might mean that there's more technique and control to the dicking. Plus the imagery of a man being an untamable wild stallion, plus the obvious sexual relation with the word "Stallion" and "Stud" And so forth. Also, there's probably a domination fetish or two involved. They literally mount and breed you, you can't fuck one without being under half a tonne of horse. TL;DR, Fags.
>>13939993TL;DR: Human women are sluts.
I would rather adventure with my kitsune sorceress
>>13939998TL;DR All women are sluts.
>>13939985I don't read Alp's stuff because even at my limited level of writing ability his dialogue gives me fucking headaches for days that no amount of shitty micro-brews will cure.
>>13939998Actually I wouldn't be surprised if my TL;DR was right. Seems like a pretty homoerotic fantasy all in all.
>>13939985>Mormon naming incident of 2014What?
>>13939987Incorrect.Manticores are still the best monstergirls ever, over-exposure be damned.
>>13940004TL;DR everyone is a slut
>>13940015I'm not a slut.
>>13940010>not knowing of Alp's infamous 80's teen movie dialogue and choosing biblical names for characters only used by people like mormons todayIt used to be so bad, Jedidiah-tier.
>>13940002>Slutty halloween costume excuse for a robe>No big sleeves for hiding potions or castings>High heels to kill mobility in combatDoes she even know how to adventure?
>>13935659why is she sweating?
>>13940024Because she's a filthy nerd bird with no experience with men
>>13940018yes you are the fact you deny it proves it slut!
>>13940015TL;DR Sluts is a slut
>>13940012Any mg with 2 tailpussies is just stupid and a shit tier juvenile fantasy.
There is literally nothing wrong with being a slut for you're waifu.
>>13940033shut up slut your words mean nothing!
>>13940026No I'm not.You're the slut.
>>13940012Absolutely correct. Manticores are love.
>>13940040Yes I am, but that doesn't mean you're not also one. You lying slut.
>>13940040well yeah whats your point.
>ITT: People calling each other slutsThis is fucking silly, really.
>>13940033I'd be the biggest slut ever for my waifu. I'd do whatever she wants! So long as it's not a turnoff for me or illegal, of course.
>>13940040He's a slut, you're a slut, everyone's a slut!
>"A-Anon?! What are we going to do on the bed?">*Pomf*
manslut fight in MGG i bet you both love snuggling and hand holding
>Not wanting to be the pack slut for a bunch of werewolves>Not wanting them to use you as their stress-relieving squeak toy and drench you in their fluids every night>Not wanting to be a used-up old man from the endless wanwaning by the time you're 35
>>13940060>"shut up and show me your lewd bone!"
>>13940049I am almost the complete opposite of a slut, you fucking liar.
>>13940056Shut up, slut.
>>13940063>>Not wanting to be a HAPPY used-up old man from the Fixed for you
>>13940061what if I do!
>>13940063>endless wanwaningIs that what they're calling it now? Because I want to wanwan a Jinko!
>>13940060I'd an actual skeleton girl. Seems like it could be interesting.
>>13940068so your a super slut.
>>13940023A kitsune with that many tails is anywhere from final dungeon enemy to postgame superboss. She can do what she wants.
>>13940068More like you're a deluded slut.
I'd be such a slut for my waifu. I'd walk around the house in just a naked apron, tented by a nigh-permanent erection. I'd stumble and 'accidentally' get a handful of her tits or her ass and rub my cock between her legs.
>>13940081You're the deluded one if you have to think everyone is a slut just because you're one!
>>13940075I'd want to get wanwaned by a pride of Manticores.
>>13940093Stay deluded, slutling.
>>13940080>I'm so powerful, I can throw tactics & logic to the windArrogance. It will be her downfall.
The fuck are you people on to this time
Wight Manticores
>>13940094>WanwanedOut.
>>13940101would hug
>>13940101Still shit.
>>13940101Even being an undead couldn't help something like that.
I want a Jinko to pin me down and tell me that it's her right to rape me as the stronger and more nobler of us!
>>13940101>I'm gonna take something great like a Wight, and combine it with something shit like a ManticoreCongrats. You've made a meh tier girl.
>>13940101Fine too. Undead tailpussy is still great tailpussy.
>>13940101I just see a manticore on a dress
>>13940101>she's taking a high heel offB-but Manticores have paws, not feet...What the hell is going on here?
>>13940112Does the tailpussy gain the wight's ghost-claw magic to rip out your soul?
>>13940115That's an image .less drew quite some time ago.
>>13940108>and more nobler of usLike, is she royalty? Because if she can just rape you and still be more noble than you, you're doing something very bad, Anon.
>>13940119.less girls have weird paws still shaped like human hands/feet
>>13940121Wights' ghost-claws don't rip out souls.
>>13939673What'd the faggot do this time outside of be himself.
>>13940123Well, I guess. I'm tired. What I was trying to say is that she's the more powerful, skilled, and high-ranking of the two of us.I'm not doing anything bad, per say. I'm just an average guy. I'm not a criminal!
>>13940121Wight claws actually manipulate spirit energy.
>>13939165I was going to write a list with all the girls from MGE but I don't think it's worth the effort.
>>13940108I'd act like the biggest manslut to make her feel dirty by association.
>>13940119Less' high heels.
>>13940129Disgusting.
>>13940145Paw heels are pretty great.
>>13940158Yeah they were a pretty great idea.
>>13939843I want this fox!
I want a cougar manticore to hit on me when I go out for a drink after work!
How are we already on page 7 when this thread started only last night?I'm not complaining, but /jp/'s moving pretty fast.
>>13940186new 2hu game
>>13940180Ma'am, is it really sanitary to hold that beer bottle... there?
>>13940189Ah, that'll do it.
>>13940186Comiket, plenty of new stuff to discuss, I guess.
>>13940189C88 is also going on.
>>13940180Uh, M-Miss Manticore, t-that's my beer...
>>13940190It's just some tailpussy juice.
>>13940141Let's see how autistic I can be to try and name all the MGs off without opening the wiki as best as I can>PlantsAlraune, Dryad, Kesaran Pesaran, Barometz, Liliraune, Tentacle, Roper>AquaticSahaugin, Merrow, Undine, Mermaid, Scylla, Charybdis, Nereid, Sea Bishop, Kraken, Cancer, Mindflayer>SlimesBubble Slime, Dark Slime, Red Slime, Slime Queen, Slime, Shoggoth, Sea Slime>Mofu MofuYouko, Kitsune, Ren Xiangmao, Large Mouse, Hinezumi, Werewolf, Chimera, Manticore, Were Rabbit, March Hare, Dormouse>Land-BasedOrc, Goblin, Hob Goblin, Minotaur, Holstaur, Gnome, Troll>Nobody remembers theseDjinn of the Jar, Mimic>We Spooky NowLich, Wight, Ghoul, Zombie, Ghost, Kitsune-Bi, Will-o'-the-Wisp, Skeleton, Dullahan>BURN IN THE MAKER'S FIREDragon, Ryuu, Wyvern, Wurm, Ignis, Lava Golem>Other shit i'm too lazy to categorizeLizardman, Salamander, Hornet, Devil Bug, Beelzebub, Soldier Beetle, Kobold, Wendigo, Blue and Red Oni, Ogre, Amazon, Succubus, Kunoichi, Imp, Angel and Dark Angel, Devil, Kikimora, Yeti, Lamia, Apophis, Pharaoh, Shirohebi, Jurougumo, Arachne>Harpies, can't forget thoseSiren, Harpy, Black Harpy, Crow TenguThat's about the limits of my autism, Anon. Sorry if I missed your waifu in that kerfuffle of a mental exercise.
>>13940200Yeah, but couldn't you get an infection if that spills in there? And are you really going to drink from that after it's been... there?
>>13940194>C88Are the numbers for how many there have been? It's annual, right?
>>13940196Exactly why she's 'handing' it to you.
>>13940168We all want a fox.Loyal, kid, loving....Everyone knows they are better, and thats why this one guy keeps trying to force manticores (shitcores) on us.
>>13940203>Not wanting to lick the bottle clean to demonstrate your interest in the ManticoreShe'd get so fired up, that tail would be in your pants under the bar in no time.
Manticores are cute, you hear me!?CUTE!
>>13940203Probably not. If MGs can even catch anything that has any effects besides making them hornier.
>>13940219This is actually kinda neat.
>>13940219Persia please go and never return. I don't need some body horror shit today.
>>13940212But we're in public! That's embarrassing! And I've never tasted a tailpussy before! What if I'm allergic or something?
>>13940211I honestly used to be a catgirl person but I can't deny it any more, foxes and wolf girls are the best.
>>13940219>That faceKuudere as fuck
>>13940219>That mask above the eyeless, fanged mouthWell, now I know where Alexandrite got her look.
I want to bully a Muscle Monster girl by putting a cute ribbon in her hair!
>>13940228This makes me wonder if it's possible for someone to have an allergic reaction to another person's sexual fluids.
>TFW you racku disciprine to actually write and spend the day shitposting in /mgt/ about your waifu
>>13939793This was being drawn too
>>13940242I've heard about people having allergic reactions to jizz before.
>>13940211I like Manticores as well, but they don't look as good in shrine maiden outfits as foxes do.
>>13940250We call those people Dykes anon.
>>13940241You faggots call anything bullying
>>13940242In an of themselves I don't know, but certain allergens can get into seminal fluid and cause and adverse reaction in sexual partners.
Hey look guys!Kolbold maid cosplay!https://i.4cdn.org/a/1439662521862.jpg
>>13940243Is that by Nayaa? I've actually gotten some stuff from him before.>>13940253Stop posting furries.
>>13940250I can understand since proteins have the highest chance of triggering allergies, but that must be weird.
>>13940263I dunno.
>>13940262the moment you said cosplay i lost all intrest in that link
>>13940262that's not how it works!
Would you an Ananta?I'd an Ananta.
>>13940254I admit that I kekked, but I'm being serious. Whether you're a guy or a girl, it's possible to have allergic reactions to jizz.>>13940266Imagine if there was some poor succubus out there who was allergic to cum and got bullied by the other succubi.
>>13940272>Knees
>>13940262That's pretty cute.
>>13940257I'll bully you m8
>>13940279Yeah, I know.Also, >lamialegs.My point stands, though.
>>13940262That's actually really cute.
>>13935884A pygmy tomboy chubby doormouse. I should do fine assuming i can get her to stay awake.
>>13940288But lamia can't stand. They have no legs. Lamiaass, hips, and knees bother me like nothing else. I would like to see one artist play them with a correct skeletal structure.
>>13936181arekishi is so great.
>>13940272>human thighs>all those snakesNaaah.
>>13940288>>lamialegsEh, I'm cool with just a tiny bit of thighskin, like a really, tiny bit, and the general shape of the thigh so long as it fades into straight up snake tail before it reaches the knees.
>>13939930>A Pharaoh wanting to adventure with a wage slaveWhat would we even do?
You know what there isn't enough of on the Encyclopedia?Heads.
>>13940288>Also, >lamialegs.What's wrong with them? They help conserve all the sexy bits any monster girl should have (namely, inner thighs in this case).Every monster girl should have normal human inner thighs.
>>13940313Your taste can't be this shit
>>13940304Destroy ISIS for breaking all of her ancient temples and artifacts.
>>13940304To a Pharaoh, just going out and doing normie commoner shit is an adventure.Take her to Chile's, go play mini golf, see a movie, etc.
>>13940262This reminds me of those Sesame Street bits where everyone has the head of a chocolate labrador.
>>13940323I think they were weimeraners, but I know what you're referring to.
>>13940304You're a thief who tried stealing her most precious thing, and now she put a curse on you.If you don't do as she says, the curse will kill you from the inside-out.She plans to use you as an escort to a neighboring village to supress the Set cultists have been stealing young women from their homes, and use you as a suicide unit of all else fails.This of course leads up to a whole fucking thing where Dark God Set is planning his arrival to destroy the entire world as we know it, something even Queen Apep hopes to prevent. She can't steal the sun away if the world's been destroyed, you know.
>>13940315But he's not wrong.
>>13940337But I'm a just someone who works at a grocery store. I didn't try to steal nuffin.
>>13940336Is that what they're called?Well, you learn something new every day.
>>13940347The real thief who tried running off with the Pharaoh's most precious thing ran into you trying to evade the guards.He dropped it and you picked it up, not knowing what it was.And then the guards found you with it.
>>13940367You will of course encounter him again later, and fight him as payback for what you had to go through because of that guy.
>>13940367Well I had a nice run. Oh well!
>>13940352Imagine a tall (for her species), kuudere Weimarener who likes to go for jogs.Actually, dog owners in this thread- if you had a kobold roommate based on whatever breed of dog you had, what type of kobold would you get?>pic related, it's the breed of dog that mine is
>>13940367>Give it to them>Explain myselfIf she goes through with it then I just die I guess, I don't really give a fuck.
>>13940377Don't worry.The hero of stories like these always starts out as the common thief.Like Aladdin.Or Yuri Lowell.
>>13940378>Tall, buff, protective huskie-bold.
>>13940378>Golden-Husky mixOh man. She would be beautiful. Perfect, really. Could even get me to go jogging with her.
>>13940388>I just die I guessNah, you'll just be her unwilling vassal for the first few chapters.She'll figure out your innocence soon enough, but by that point, you might as well help her fight Set and shit.
>>13940378>boxer-boldtight and toned but dumb as a sack of bricks
>>13940378Currently, it would be a chihuahua...-Big for its kind-bark is worse than its bite-timid as heckHow I'd kill to have my old black Labrador again...-Gentle-Affectionate as fuck-lovely dark hair-insists on cuddles
>>13940310No thanks.
>>13940250>>13940278I saw that episode of House too.
>>13940391I don't know how to fight at all so I'll probably die at some point. She'll probably use me as bait to lure out the enemy and that'll be that.I wish I was at home playing videogames.
>>13940378>chill, slightly chubby bro-tier yellow lab kobold
>>13940419I don't even watch House, but it's a real thing.
So what're some Lovecraftian MGs that you all want to see eventually? We already have Shoggoths, how deep do you want the hole to go?
>>13940419Anything that contains foreign proteins (and sometimes they don't even have to be foreign) is a possible allergen or can provoke an immune response.
>>13940429All the way down. I want to see how KC handles everything.
>>13940408>but by that point, you might as well help her fight Set and shit.Fuck that. I'm walking as soon as she releases me from the curse.
>>13940421>Not being Donnel 2.0http://i.imgur.com/PzBJM1q.gif
>>13940437I'd imagine he'd have some trouble with Tindalos.
>>13940439>Implying my growths aren't shit.>Implying I'm badass enough to be Donnel 2.0
>>13940408>Trying to fight SetGakakaka
>>13940452Oh right. I forgot about that Set for a bit.
>>13940439>1000 years worth of dragon pussyPairing him with nowi was the only path that didn't feel creepy. I get that she's a few hundred years old, but mentally and physically she looks 12.Plus, massive dragon stats on top of insane luck and Sol? Nah was a one girl army.
>>13940391>Yuri LowellI got that.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomYou now sponser a Monster Girl Racing Team:What is the name of the team?Who is the racer?Who is in charge of the pit crew?Who is the teams race queen?
>>13940452>Not living a dual life>Not being Set's heavy handed enforcer by day>Not being Set's daki by night
>>13940101>Rotting tailpussyall of my n o p e
>>13940321Anon please tell me you're joking.
>>13940378I have two Chihauhaus although they don't live with me.One is as big as what is probably the standard size for a chihahau. Maybe a little smaller. The guy loves to cuddle hardcore. Doesn't like to go on walks and can be pretty picky with his food. Is also pretty old.The other is the complete opposite. Actually pretty big for a Chihauhau, loves to eat any and everything and go on walks whenever the chance arises. Most of the time actually kind of paranoid and gives you a guilty look of something.Seeing them turned into Kobold MGs would be something.
>>13940477Mamono mana
>>13940467I paired Ricken with Nowi to avoid the creep factor. I suppose you could pair Donnel with Lissa or Maribelle to be less creepy, too.
>>13940138>Wight claws actually manipulate spirit energy.Actually, didn't their profile say something about souls too?
>>13940490>Breeding RickenNo
>>13940471Team HornsBaphomet racerSahuagin Pit Crew ChiefWerewolf race queenI'll add a navigator because we're a rally team. Goblin navigator
>>13940490>creepy
>>13940474>Set's daki by nightYou mean "one of Set's many semen dispensers by night."
>>13940490>>13940467>unironically saying "creepy"Tumblr go and stay go, not even saying pls.
>>13940483Yeah, I am.She just wants to destroy the because they stole her ice cream supply.Do you know how hard is it to get ice cream in the middle of the desert?
>>13940099Don't be so mean anon. She's been adventuring and dungeon crawling all her life. She just wants to get laid and find herself a husband.
>>13940494>They excel not only at handling a man’s body and soul, but his “spirit energy” as well. They can even freely manipulate the absorption of spirit energy and the pleasure that accompanies it. During sex, they deliberately sip spirit energy bit by bit through everything from the gentle touch of each and every one of their fingers, to close contact with their soft skin. As this takes place, the pleasure experienced by the man isn’t just physical. Even his soul will melt sweetly. They’ll captivate a man’s heart, and they won’t let go. Furthermore, they can steal almost all of a person’s spirit energy just by touching them. If there’s a hostile individual, they can make them faint and collapse as if kneeling before them by just barely touching them with a fingertip due to the exhaustion and overwhelming pleasure of having all of one’s spirit energy taken out. If it’s a human woman, then the spirit energy stolen from her body will be replaced by the wight’s irrepressible demonic energy, and she’ll turn into a wildly lustful undead, a loyal servant of the wight.I assume this is done with the claws.
>>13940467I didn't care. I paired her with Gaius.She says she's old enough, and I need Nah with that Speed.
>>13940471Took me ten tries for an actual species>Team Zing Sting>Racer Hornet >Mindflayer pit boss>Queen AmazonessMy senses are tingling...
>>13940202>Forgot Anubis, Khepri and Sphinx even though he said Apophis and Pharaoh>Forgot Dark/Valkyrie even though he got the Angels>Forgot Eros' Golden-Girls tooEh, still I'd say you got a little under half the overall total. Decent autism anon.
>>13940272This is both cosplay-tier, and nigh bestiality.I mean, the girl's cute, but just...eh.
>TFW you will never have a bromance with an MG like Pullo and Vorenus did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBCqAU4HB5o
>>13940572Bestiality why?
今回の魔物娘は「ソルジャービートル」 カブトムシ+クワガタムシ的な種族で、 昆虫魔物界の重騎兵です。既に登場していたビートル属のケプリとはかなり異なる外見になりました。This time's monster girl is “soldier beetle”, a race that's sort of like rhinoceros beetle + stag beetle, and they're the heavy cavalry of the world of insect monsters. They ended up looking pretty different from khepri, the beetle family monster that had already appeared. 無口無表情で、その独特な昆虫アイからは感情が読み取りにくい種族なのですが……They're taciturn and expressionless, and it is difficult to read emotion from the peculiar insect eyes of this race, but...毎度同じく詳しくは エロ魔物娘図鑑本文 をご覧くださいませ!As always, for details, please check the erotic monster girl profile!ちなみに手に持った武器・盾は身体の一部なのですが、エロい事する時はちゃんとしまう事ができたりもするのでご安心を!By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!
>>13940589Because THERE'S A BUNCH OF SNAKES.Not snake girls, actual snakes.
>>13940593>they prefer sweet thingsTime to find one and pamper her with candies.>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!Time for shitstorms over what exactly this means.
>>13940593>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!How does that work?
>>13940588>this post brought to you by the guild of millers
>>13940593>And when they're not able to drink semen, they puff out their cheeks and display an expression of dissatisfactionPouty soldier bug pic when?
>>13940593>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!BUT HOW?!>Different varietiesCool. I wanna see a lancer beetle.>Crotch nuzzling fetishOh my, that's what I like to hear.>Act like bodyguards to their husbandos>Pouty when they don't get to guzzle his jizz>Pedipalp leg-lockingAll good. And interesting how the formation of harems with them is based upon simple coincidence. I wonder what would happen if they found a man at the same time as a girl who wasn't another soldier beetle?
>>13940593>Kuudere, Blowjob loving, escort beetles with impenetrable armorThese are some top tier bugs. Really, really high up there. Would be hard to dethrone Mantis or Ushi, but damn if they aren't trying.
>>13940604>>13940605Probably have exo-skeletal hands on the inside of their weapon that remain attatched to their arm, if they an eject their weapon.
>>13940593>>13940604>>13940605>>13940621What if they shed their weapons when they have sex and have to wait for them to grow back?
>>13940604>>13940605>>13940621>>13940626Maybe they can shrink their weapons with MAMONO MANA.
>>13940625The biggest weakness is the design itself with how he basically drew a loli sitting on a carapace. Bad move with the humanoid legs up front.>>13940626You don't eject then reattach body parts. They more likely fold backwards or some such.
>>13940636No, it says they can propperly remove them.
>>13940647It says put them away. That does not mean remove or detach.
>>13940593>tfw imagining a soldier beetle ask for a mans "love nectar"
>>13940593>kuudere, modular beetle waifusFuckin' radical. They also remind of Aigis a little bit.
>>13940647Nevermind, it says that they can put them away propperly. Whatever that means, I dunno.>>13940646Folding doesn't seem likely.
>>13940647Where do you see that?All I see is it saying that they can "Be put away".
>>13940646>with how he basically drew a loli sitting on a carapaceShe should've just been another humanoid girl like the Khepri to begin with.Considering monster girls are supposed to be built for sex and pleasure first and foremost, having a girl with a body that is 90% useless for that is kind of silly. It's not like making them humanoid would make them any weaker or less sturdy, and they'd be easier to hit.
>>13940655>tfw the best monster girl in anime isn't a monster girl
>>13940658It works on profile girl with scissor claws. You can see where her normal hand is on the joint.>tfw she's engineered like some old beast wars toy
>>13940593Always wanted a Heracross waifu...
>>13939793Is that actually based off of that little greentext about the kitsune and the pizza?I hope it is. I'm already starting to feel pride for writing it.
>>13940593>a girl that you can fuck in exactly one position>and she can do blowjobs and vaginal only>nothing elseTalk about a girl you have to love for her personality...
>>13940670Neither that scissor nor that shield would be practical during sex if just folded back. They haveto have some other way.
>>13940678>blowjobs and vaginal onlyAnd paizuri.And what else does she even really need to be able to do, other than those three? Those are the main three things you see in every doujin ever.
>>13940593Soldier beetle and Ushi-oni fighting over a manWho wins?
>>13940685You're not very imaginative when it comes to sex, are you?Then again, most of the anons here seem to assume that penetration is the end-all-be-all for sex.
>>13940686Depends on the Beetle and Ushi-Oni.
>>13940593>literally moefied starcraft roach
>>13940593>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relaxok then what do their hands look, how do they take the weapons off, how do they grow them back, do the children that are just born have their weapons, and what do their wings look like?this MG has to many questions and not enough answers!
>>13940682Yes they would. They're only a couple times as big as the mantis arm blades. Folding back over her forearms would work just fine. They'd stick out behind her a could of feet but she could hug you and kiss you and whatever just fine.
>>13940694Walking a fine line there anon. Better to just stop now before you spout some>Y-you just gotta broaden your sexual horizons, anon!Bullshit that leads to futa pegging and everything else that sets the thread alight.
>>13940593Eh, not that I had any expectations from bug things.
>>13940694Well, what else do you need, really?>penetration is the end-all-be-all for sexIt is though.
>>13940686This is a non-question.
>>13940593>cock nuzzling>pedipalp leg-locking>pouty when she doesn't get her husbando's sap>airdroppable heavy bug cavalryFar better than expected.
>>13940686>>13940708>now imagining two soldier beetles battling then out off no where a ushi-oni comes crashing in and they have to team up to fight her off
>>13940704You're blowing that a little out of proportion don't you think?
meanwhile in /hbg/>"The new human boy profile was translated just now! Check it out!"
>>13940678What about anal?
>>13940712>Spiders, why does it always have to be spiders?>Actually, the two on the left are-->FUCKING SCISSOR SPIDERS!
>>13940714It's the only direction that particular conversation can go in, so I don't think so.
>>13940715>"its shit just like this thread"
>>13940715That was stupid, don't ever do that again.
>>13940722>Beetle >SpidersI... What?
>>13940707>>13940704Christ you anons are boring.
>>13940699Their wings would look like most any beetle's, i.e. folded membranous and transparent wings beneath the armored covers of their insectoid abdomen.
>>13940678Why do you people even value how much weird shit a girl can do to your dick so damn much? KC makes a badass kuudere beetle soldier girl that will bury her face in your crotch, and you people complain you can't fuck her in enough ways? Really? What the fuck do you even want then? Do you want her to crush your dicks under her insect legs or some shit?
>>13940733yeah but what about size, do they have to clean them ever now and then, and it says it can fly short distances but how far is that?
>>13940715Fuck off, stop trying to force that autistic bullshit.
>>13940738This. If you're a hardcore deviant obsessed with weird sex, MGE isn't for you. I wish people would realize this.
>>13940731If it looks (vaguely) like a spider, walks like a spider and rapes like a spider...
>>13940752That or if they really are hardcore deviants obsessed with weird sex, they could get more creative.
>>13940605>>13940621>>13940634>>13940699Well, KC has sited numerous examples of MGs being able to basically polymorph to get around their inconvincences of form (e.g., sandworms can shrink to lamia size, vampires can hide their cape wings, mermaids can turn tail into legs, etc). So I assume he means something like that.
>>13940767Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.Like they could shrink them down into micro-sized 'toys' that fit nicely on their arms, and then enlarge them into full proper weapons when needed.
>>13940715>he deleted itWhat a faggot.
>>13940752Anon, we have pictures drawn by KC that feature sounding.
>>13940762Then how about you use some of that "creativity" and tell me what she could possibly do, when her only human features are her tits, abdomen, crotch and face?Face it, potential for unusual sex is something KC very rarely considers when designing a monster girl. And that's not a bad thing.
>>13940773Well, it appears some anons got triggered over his joke.And yes, in this case triggered is probably the best word, since they reacted so violently to a single-line gag (even if it was a bad one).
>>13940773>He deleted something stupidGood on him.
>>13940784I like how KC is so adverse to drawing monster parts coming in contact with dicks that even in that picture, she's only touching him with her demonic-energy-covered claw tips that magically feel just like human skin.
>>13940784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzFPmx96nnA
>>13940732Go enlighten /d/ with how sexually adventurous you are.
>>13940788>when her only human featuresThere's your problem.
>>13940792Yeah, he probably should have known better than to post something like that during the day. Poor guy.
>>13940767He should stick to succubi at this rate.
>>13940784>Anon, we have pictures drawn by KC that feature sounding.No we don't.
>>13940792Well, he should just ignore sperging faggots next time, like most of us do.
>>13940800It's a catgirl playing around, pawing that the dick, not jerking it off. I don't get how you ever came to conclude any sort of aversion on the artist's part besides by asspulling it for the sake of any arguments you may have.
>>13940822If only. Succubutts are the only thing KC can do well.
>>13940811>>13940732Yup, that's how it is.Anything that isn't slow missionary sex, being very careful to avoid touching the icky monster bits, is forbotten here, and thus shall be banish-ed to the realm of /d/.
>>13940835Ahahahahahaha.
>>13940832Welcome to my hell. Did you only just realize this is what anons do all the time every time?
>>13940813Well, what else does she fucking have? Something like an Anubis or Dragon still has limbs that could reasonably be used for sexy stuff. Soldier Beetle's are optimized for restraining and leglocking, but that still only really enhances the usual three main acts. And that giant insect body sure isn't gonna help any.
>>13940752Deviants are occasionally thrown a bone, but it's infrequent enough that it's better to stick to Wonderland, Liches, and the Sabbath.
I want my Kraken waifu to make fried calamari with her own tentacles and force me to eat it!
>>13940839>being very careful to avoid touching the icky monster bits, is forbotten here, and thus shall be banish-ed to the realm of /d/Not him, but I'd totally go to town on a cat-Familiars paw things.
>>13940881Familiars have the best hands of any MGE.
>>13940867Wonderland girls are still pretty vanilla, they just have their vanilla sex on a shit-ton of sex drugs.
>>13940865She still has hands rather like the khepri's. Assuming that is what you are referring to regarding limbs. Sure they're clawed but that didn't stop you from referencing the dragon which has far larger claws.
>>13940893Jabberwock is pretty cuhrazy, and Chesires can teleport and make themselves invisible so that could be kinky
>>13940881I'd go for a Familiar's everything, but yea, those don't look half bad for some fun times.
>>13940876
>>13940881Those hearts on her finger tips are silly
>>13940897Dragons still have soft palms, Soldier beetle doesn't.She can't use her hands, she can't do intercrural or footjobs or anything of the sort, she doesn't even have an ass, so facesitting's out too. Even compared to other "taur" monster girls she's EXTREMELY restricted.
>>13940889the best for handholding
>>13940889Naaaah.
>>13940881I'm not into familiars, but goddamn I love that color scheme. Put a purple or pink color scheme on pretty much any monster girl and I'll probably at least like them somewhat.
>>13940918>Dragons still have soft palmsCitation needed.
>>13940916They probably aren't going to be present on all Familiars, since I'd assume that each Familiar is bound to have her own "symbol" of sorts.
>>13940932Just look at their profile pic, or any reptile girl with claws
>Be that one guy on his way to class.>You bump into somebody and get knocked to the ground.>You look up and see its an upper classman elf.>She asks you if you're trying to ravage her/pick a fight just because she's an elf.What do you do in this situation?
How do you people feel about Gnolls?
>>13940941Demand that she rape me.>>13940942Just do it.
>>13940941N-not at all, I'm just a clumsy fuck. I'll get out of your way now.
>>13940938So nothing. Figures.
>>13940941Watch myself.
>>13940941Apologize and go on my way.
>>13940941Get up, apologize, and continue on my way. No need to be rude.
>>13940941>"if I show my dick will you forgive me"
>>13940946I'm asking because KC has done some weird shit lately and Mindflayers are typically D&D
>>13940941Get up, apologize for bumping in to her and keep walking.That simple.
>>13940941Damn right I'm trying to ravage her because she's an elf.I ravage her because she's an elf.
>>13940865>Something like an Anubis or DragonInteresting that you use those two as an example...
>>13940942Depends on what they are(n't) packing.
>>13940960Why are you saying that? I randomly mentioned two girls I happen to like.
>>13940881I don't know why Familiar is so popular but it's a clear indication the Sabbath is doing something right.
>>13940966I just find it a neat coincidence that they're my two favorites is all.
>>13940971I wish we had art featuring different Familiar varieties, especially of Lucy from Average's story.
>>13940941>Bump into a girl>Get knocked downWhat?
>>13940839Nah you're right, sorry. I'm gonna go enjoy my sexual liberation by grinding my dick along the carapace of one of those scorpion women, and sound myself on her stinger as her insectile legs peg me.
I have seen ttrpg's with less written about them then KC has written about the land of MGE. What would drive a man to these extremes?
>>13940655that show is the mg version of Fahrenheit 451 isnt it?
>>13940978Maybe when KC gets around to the planned Sabbath book.
>>13940941Probably wonder how she'sstill conscious, because bumping someone hard enough for us both to fall takes some serious momentum.
>>13940941Keep walking.
>>13941022That's the spirit anon! Now you're gettin' it.
Your monster waifu is now trying to seduce you while wearing the exact clothes you are wearing right now.How fucked are you?
>>13941066but i'm not wearing anything
>>13941070Great job, Anon. Your waifu's completely nude.Enjoy yourself.
>>13941066Tennis clothes?Whatever. She's my waifu anyway, I fuck her.
>>13941066well, seeing as how a size 32 pair of jeans are going to be destroyed by a Jinko's huge thighs, I'd say the pants got the worst of itbut her stretching out my t shirt with her tig ol biddies isn't bad at all.
>>13941066She's wearing a C!NCC! shirt and boxers.So apparently my Jinko waifu likes french punk/metal hybrid music. And I'm sure those boxers will make her ass and thighs look great.
>>13941066>khaki shorts and a t-shirtThose shorts are going to be so tight on her ass.
>>13941066>Kejourou wearing a sleeveless white t-shirt and some pajama bottomsI'm intrigued.
>>13941066Pajamas and a T-Shirt? It works for me.
>>13941066Just a towel. Just got out from the bath.
>>13941066>Tank top and pajama bottomsThey'd be way too small for her and it would be wonderful.
>>13941066>no bra>bluejeans>boxers>video game t-shirtwouldn't be too hard to fuck me like that, she just needs to pull that shirt off and let me see her pants go down as she wiggles it off of her hips
Did the guy who was doing the fallen brides translation ever get beyond the first hero girl?
>>13941090My Jinko brother.Why are they so best?
>>13941115The Bapho/Witch is on the way.
>>13941065I'm so glad I can enjoy being cucked by my waifu's futa dom friend, and lick her cum out of my waifu's twat. This would never have happened had I not broadened my sexual horizons. Thank you based anon for showing me the error of my ways.
>>13941066>Cradle of filth long sleeve with jeansEh. Pretty fucked.
Best succubus.
>>13941122>tfw no hot priestess>tfw no genius loli
>>13941135Not hard to be the best when your entire race is shit.
>>13939598Mogeke?
>>13941127>Going full cuckNever before has the slippery slope fallacy been more ridiculously presented than this.Go home anon, you're drunk.
>>13941066>skinny jeans and a white T-ShirtThey're gonna strain so much.
>>13941144>FallacyThat I'm being an idiot doesn't make the slope a fallacy, pal.
>>13941116Because they're buff for the muscle fans out there, and they're physically more interesting than Amazons (because let's face it, most Succubi subspecies are little more than a sexy human with wings, horns, and a tail, and that's kinda boring). Plus those fluffy arms and legs are the best for cuddles.KC needs to add more buff girls.
>>13941135She even lactates. That's the best part right there.
>>13941066A pair of boxers. Well, it seems like she wont have much work to do, I guess.
>>13941136Sorry my bad he's working on the genius loli right now, and the priestess is the next on the book. http://exhentai.org/g/572996/62df631a76/
>>13941147Loen still needs to go back and fix her legs and tail there.
>>13941150No your using such a stupid example does.
>>13941066>A V-neck shirt and a pair of cargo pantsWell she's not dressed to get the D but it's my waifu and I'm a slut, so if she wants me to be I'm very much fucked.
>>13941159I think her legs look fine.
>>13941161>Stupid examples make things a fallacySo if I use an example of jumping from a small height and being crushed into atoms upon the surface of a planet, does that make gravity a fallacy too? I say you're drunk.
>>13941165They're way too thin to support her though. That and the angle of the digitigrade wouldn't exactly let her do much.
>>13941170No, what's a fallacy is using a deliberately disproportionate example of a slippery slope.
>>13940946I'll never understand this Shia LaBeouf shit people keep forcing. The video wasn't even that good.
>>13941136Primera and Koyoi are the ones I'm really waiting for.
>>13941178It's not really all that unthinkable an example. All he did was make a Truckercore reference. He even used the bob horizons quote to make it even more obvious.
Do monstergirls poop?
>>13941178fallacyˈfaləsi/Submitnouna mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.It ain't a fallacy, despite how hyperbolic and unrealistic an example I present. The slope is real, brother.
>>13941192Wait did the Truckercore MC end up eating futa jizz from cuckticore's twat?
>>13941192Goddammit. Can nothing be said around here without it devolving down to some shitty meme caused by bob?
>>13941199Nope.
>>13941199If that's what you want Anon.If you want them to poop rich velvety chocolate that's what they'll do too.
>>13941199If succubi have a diet based entirely on semen, do they poop cum?
>>13941205The ride never ends, anon.
So, Slimes and Slime Accessories.
Why are monoeyes so disgusting?
>>13941205If you're having an argument about what's take-it-to-/d/-tier in the thread No, not really.
>>13941214I... hm. No, I think I'm good, thanks.>>13941215Probably not. I would imagine it gets turned into pure energy, which would result in not pooping at all. An amusing thought though.>>13941224I want to kiss a Monoeyes eye.
>>13941224You misspelled "lovely" there. Don't worry, it happens.
>>13941221Pink slimes sound nice.
>>13941213This disturbs me now, but I will sleep better with this answer
>>13941224We should put them all in camps.
>>13941221I want to see the one for succubi already.
>>13941224There not.
>>13941221Yee.
>>13941241I'll be the camp administratorI'll have a gymAll monoeyes will be directed to liftthen I'll have a bunch of submissive monoeyes who are muscular.My own harem.
>>13941224Bieyes are worse
>>13941224Because they remind us of humans.
>>13941245>>13941234Cockles go and stay go
>>13941245>two eyesThat's not a monoeye!
>>13941234>>13941245They smell and they can't even rape.
Imagine working as a monster girl doctor. Having to deal with stuff like a mermaids torn gills, or a cracked ants antenna.
>>13941259You're right. So.. That doesn't make them disgusting, right?
>>13941221Well, we habe this from a while back.
>>13941261They smell great and don't need to rape.
>>13941269imagine all the MGs that fall for him the MGs world most dangerous job Doctor
>>13941269Or constipated mgs who need to poop
>>13941286Like anubis who is sad she can't go back and forth anymore?
>>13941278have*
>>13941269How would one even do medicine on the insect types? How do you fix something with an exoskeleton ?
>>13941285The facility staffs only women in the waiting room and desk, and has all the MG's put under for even rudimentary treatments so they never get to see who helped them.
Why are Baphomets so lovely? I wish KC would talk more about the Onee-san Sabbath.
>>13941269> Please state the nature of the medical emergency> "mysefelof"> I'm sorry?> "I said my seal fell off."> Ushi Onis are able to survive and function without seals. Why are you here?> "Because you're the only thing that will talk to me, even if you're not real."And then I made a sad. But hey, Ushi Onis in space.
>>13941279Wrong. They have awful hygiene and they'll all die virgins due to nobody wanting to have sex with them and them not raping.
>>13941301Onee-Sabbath is threadcanon unfortunately, and we lack any actual stories on it.
>>13941296Some sort of fake shell that can fix the gaps and harden?
>>13941310Could have sworn he mentioned them in one of his Q&A's.
>all those story books with blank wiki entries, not even a summaryIm interested about the wonderland centric one.
>>13941316You might be thinking of the Wonderland cakes that give young looking monster girls more mature bodies
>>13941301>soft paws>fuzzy ears and tail>look at those Bapho buns>small and cute>lascivious>built in power steering for oral and doggy styleThey are great.
>>13941346I still think they'd look better without the paws.
>>13941346I want to commit a crime!
>>13941269>What seems to be the problem?>"My dick fell off!">You look like a healthy girl to me, are you certain you shouldn't be seeing a psychologist or a counselor instead?>"I was a guy yesterday! Fucking mamono mana must have made it fly off like a helicopter!">I see. Tell you what, take two of these pills when you leave and call me in the morning>so then I prescribed her some raging mushroom pills
Magical Space ElvesWould you?
>>13941402WOULD I?
>You'll never be that one side character in a world with monstergirls that pretty much engineers good endings for MGs and humans while still appearing to be barely relevant to their stories, following your own lonely path ala Mad Max
>>13941389Raging Mushrooms won't reverse an alp though, it'd just make her sexually frustrated and rapey
>>13941410isnt that the point?
>>13941389This raises the question- what happens to a guy's dick when he goes Alp?
>>13941410I think that was his plan, yes.
>>13941405>Implying I'm not going to have a hot kuudere monstergirl attendant that is with me every time I show up>And she will never have a route, ever>Because she's mine, motherfuckers
>>13941066I mean I guess my clothes would be really tight on her but other than that its just weird.
>>13941344Those are canon, not q&a
>>13941417>>13941420Well that's not cool, think about that alp's poor neighbor in the apartment next to her. You think he asked for this? He's just a young freshman in college who's finally taking a step away from home. You're going to scar him for life if you trick his alp neighbor into raping him.Does this doctor even have a medical license? This isn't a Chesire or Lilim doctor is it?
>>13941066But how can all four of them wear my one pair of clothes?
>>13941453Cute.
>>13941419EitherA: It inverts itself, like I think how they do with sex change surgery.OrB: One day it just pops off at the base, grows a pair of wings, and flies away to the island of misfit dicks to spend the rest of its days with all the other bodiless dicks and the thousands of succubi who vacation there.
>>13941402I liked them better when they were called Abh. Hell, even the Ctarl-Ctarl are a better choice.
>>13941462
>>13941474CUTE
>>13941462I don't think whiplash and a possible broken neck is "cute"
>>13941467>the succubi shellac the dicks and sell them as dildos>the tanukis have started a huge business empire over these organic alp dildos
>>13941444>Good morning, Doctor Anon spea->"You shitty doctor!! Those pills didn't give me my dick back!">Well, I didn't say it would do that. I was hoping you'd realize you don't need it when you could get all the dick you could ever want.>"I raped a guy! I dragged him back into his house and fucked him for hours! The only thing that made me stop was when his alarm clock went off and I realized we were doing it all night!">Did you rike it?>"Ye-No-uh, shut your face! And I think I slipped him something because he keeps giving me this weird look, I think he wants to keep goi-kyaa!">dial tone>Another successful procedure!
>>13941485
>>13941444>petite succubus pounces him just as he's about to enter his apartment>has her way with him every which way over several hours>seems to understand how to pleasure a dick even better than most of her kind>runs off in the morning screaming bloody murder at some doctorI don't see the problem.
>>13941498CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!~
>>13941480
>>13941515Cute!
>>13941498God damn EMG has absolutely horrible girls.I'm so glad I dropped that garbage.
>>13941528>everything is bait
>>13941536What?Are you fucking stupid?
>>13941536>baitHe isn't entirely wrong you big baby.
>>13941536If I'm supposed to self-insert as Darling I don't think I'd appreciate the girls trying to kill me every five minutes either.
>>13941547You're not really supposed to self insert with darling though. He actually has personality traits, unlike some Harem protagonists.
>>13941357Go back to MGQ general.
>>13941528I shall forever curse crabman's name for ruining monster girls.
>>13941444it's that damn Dr. Ushi again...
>>13941550>He actually has personality traitsHAHAHAHAHAH AHSADH LAFSADF LHFLHDHAH AHAHAHA AH AHHA HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHoly Fuck.
>>13941541yes>>13941545i regonize some of the girl are not good>>13941547who said your supposed too?
>>13941536No seriously where the fuck did I mention bait at all?Fuck off and die.
>>13941566You need a hug
>>13941560She's a genius ahead of her time. Just you wait and see!
>>13941562Workaholic, No-Nonsense, kind to a fault, empathetic, he's a good cook, he's smart and knows how to run a household, he hates seeing people be sad, he used to be a Chuuni.Though the fact that you type like a 12 year old made it obvious how good you are at spotting things.His empathy alone makes it impossible for about half this fucking thread to self-insert as him.
Now that I think about it, hooking up with a monstergirl would be a bad deal...
>>13941573No fuck you, nobody puts words in my mouth and gets away with it.
>>13940593A mount to purge ushi oni with. I am pleased.
>>13941582Elaborate.
>>13941581In other words, dime a dozen anime/manga nice guy protagonist.>he's a good cook, he's smart and knows how to run a householdNot personality traits.>he used to be a Chuunibarely explored bit of back story, also irrelevant
>>13941587>>13941536>>13941528 i honestly thought it looked like bait, guesss i should lurk more
>>13941581Don't forget that he is decidedly and to a fault, Japanese. That might not sound like much, but think about some of the things he does.Like never once complaining to Smith about the girls being a drain on his savings; and when she tells him that she was supposed to have been covering everything in the first place, rather than scream at her, he buries his head in Suu to stifle himself.
>>13941608Yeah you should you fucking faggot.Fuck off to where you came from.
>>13941597But if she gets any of their blood on her, she'll become like the monsters she was trying to fight!
>>13941609Yeah, Darling should have got that cunt fired. Crhist, why is every girl in EMG so fucking 3DPD
>>13941616They aren't really.The only one I'd level that complaint at would be Mero.
>>13941608From where do you hail, new blood?
>>13941609That's what I mean by nice to a fault, he really doesn't call anyone out on anything, with the exception of the asshole couple and that one director guy.Most of the time he's almost aggressively friendly and agreeable, to the point of pretty much being a doormat.He's also resourceful, and elaborating on the workaholic thing, I feel like he might be most comfortable when he has something to do. My evidence is during the hotel chapter when he seems the most relaxed when he's working.
>>13940941Mount her and molest her ears then rape her in the school bathroom.
Why does she get no love?
>>13941612guess i should go play some Video Games then I can litrally feel your hate/anger through the internet
>>13941628I wonder that too, and I kinda like sadistic girls.
>>13941630>You'll never play vidya with a monstergirlIt hurts.
>>13941624See, the thing is, for a Japanese character, none of these traits are all that distinctive. It's just kind of what's expected in their society.Why do you think his name is basically "That Guy"? He's less a character and more an ideal for the Monster Girls to fawn over.
>>13941614Don't be dumb anon, even for giggles.
>>13941622ive been here for over a year, im just an idiot who doesnt pay attention to thread trends
>>13941628Normal Arachnes can already do everything Jurougumos do.
>>13940941Wherever I am, I must also assault elves.
>>13941628My favorite of the arachne set. >>13941643You mean they can be docile?
>>13941626Which bathroom?Males so she can be used by others or Females so she can be used as a display for the other Elves?
>>13941630Yeah, there's just people like that here.We're kinda stuck with them.
>>13941641You're a fucking retard, holy fuck.
>>13941134>cradle of filthFucking really?
>>13941647>letting someone else use your elfHaram
>>13941637Then why are you complaining about being unable to self insert as him? If he's the perfect self insert for japanese people, it's pretty logical that people from countries with different basic traits wouldn't be able to self insert.
>>13941650Oh what, I'm at fault for not taking that faggot's shit?
>>13941651yes, i know
>>13941621>SmithBitch is Smith>MiiaDumb pushover who only has herself to blame for the current harem circumstances yet instead of realizing and trying to fix her own faults, burdens and abuses the man she claims to love>CereaSmells like a barn, similarly violent, head in the clouds>RachneeCrippling self confidence issues that lead to stupid decisions>MeroUnrealistic expectations, NTR>Papi>SuuOkay, admittedly, Suu and Papi are pretty alright.Nothing glaringly obvious other than suu being a rapist and Papi being an idiot.
>>13941628Most people here seem to like cuddlerape, and not actually scary raperape.
>>13941604They rely alot on the "husband" and "love" aspects, over the years I've come to realize that I lost the ability to be attached to other people, to care about them as much as any normal person would; friends, loved ones, maybe even family. Feels like it's easier and less exhausting not having them around to begin with than investing your emotion on keeping them close.TL;DR I don't think I'd have enough energy to stay interested in being an MG's husband or a father it they were real, even if they took the initiative and came after me. Does this make me a bad person?/blog
>>13941154>KC needs to add more buff girlsNo he doesn't.
>>13941661hey at least i know how to admit i made a mistake
>>13941609>>13941624>betas like other betasGeez, why don't you marry him then?
>>13941655>elf sees lewdYou seem to have posted the wrong image.
>>13941674Yes he does.My dick demands it.
>>13941661You could stand to not blow up over something as simple as somebody mistakenly calling your valid opinion bait, yeah.
>>13941654Don't look at me man, it's second hand. I usually wear it under something else, anyway. Besides, Midian was good.
>>13941660I'm not the guy who was complaining about that. I'm just someone pointing things out.
>>13941667Then why is ushi-oni so popular?
>>13941673Worse. It makes you me.
>>13941490>>13941502>Be fresh young kid in town>Walk home one day>Suddenly alp attack>Get raped>Have to take responsibility>Get stuck with a neet alp who kinda smells and is worse than an oomukadeTh-thanks Doctor
>>13941678Because I'm not a fucking alp.Also I don't believe in the whole Alpha/Beta thing. Kinda hard to when you're a switch who likes power play.
>>13941683Fuck him, I'm not taking crap like that from some retard.
>>13941692She's sorta cuddly.
>>13941663I will argue with none of those, but for Rachnee. She might have her issues that lead to her making some rash decisions, but when people offer her a better alternative, she doesn't linger on her own misgivings, and is grateful for what they do for her. She also, as has been pointed out, is the only girl who's actually careful enough not to inflict undo harm unto the guy she likes at every single opportunity.
>>13941692Spider backpack.
>>13941215Pure white turds.Is this neat?When I was in kindergarden or first grade, some guy liked to eat crayons and plasticine. When he took a shit on the school bathroom floor this one time, it was multicolored, the prettiest turd I ever did see.
>>13941253>only threeYou have failed me for the last time.
>>13941700I dunno. It's a pretty honest mistake if you think about it.I'm sure one of these days the two of you can look back on this and laugh. Right?
>>13941712Nah, he can eat shit for the rest of his life.
>>13941702Of course, she's arguable best girl, but she still has 3DPD tier self image issues, and isn't considerate of her surroundings. She wants to hurt herself and wants to make a martyr of herself. She won'd go out on a limb and assume her welcome, she'll assume the opposite, that every one wants her gone. That's a whole bag of 3DPD
>>13941698All on you for not training your new Alp properly.
>>13941712 i can at least
>>13941453>procrastination claims another victim.gif
>>13941717I swear, if Crabman doesn't make Rachnee win the Darlingbowl, he should at least make an extra chapter where she does.She's literally the only girl in his harem who's never injured him.
>>13941717Maybe so; though again I'd argue that she's the only one who IS at all considerate of her surroundings. Even with all the other stuff, she's still loads better than the others.
>>13941647Hmm, the latter, since I intend to keep this one. Be different if she was just a toy.
>>13941734>Any girls winning the HaremBowlHue
>>13941630Not him but, it's pretty nice isn't it?
>>13941734>Even with all the other stuff, she's still loads better than the others.There's no argument there, but as for>Maybe so; though again I'd argue that she's the only one who IS at all considerate of her surroundings. She's absorbed in her complexes. Part of that is why she's so considerate of not hurting darling. She can't martyr herself if she's being pushed away for a reason. Her complex only works when she's being an angel.
>>13941744Meant for >>13941730
>>13941739eat the fucking banana!
>>13941515T-That's kind of lewd.
>>13941747 it amazes me how angry people can get
>>13941744But they can, only horrible harems have that shit going on.
>>13941692Relentless rapemonster for those you are into that, lusty but affectionate snu snu machine for those who want something lighter.Also, all terrain mount or fuzzy backpack, depending on size.
>>13941682Fuck your dick, I bet you don't even do the iron penis workouts to prepare for the buff waifu you want. No, you get an Alice, you baby dick shit.
>>13941692She's been moefied.
>>13941759>When you realize not only does she have the tail strength to fucking whip you to death, but she got that hip control tho
>>13941712With all the people who pretend to be retards in this thread, I don't fault him at all for "blowing up." God knows I would happily strangle my share of people here.
>>13941779I would hope you wouldn't want to strangle me, at least.I'm retard-free. And that's hard for me, most days.
>>13941779Not before I strangle you first, shitwizard.
>>13941793I'll strangle you before you strangle him fuckstick.
>>13941767I'm trying to start exercising to get rid of my chub. I want to get /fit/ for my waifu.Though I wouldn't mind being her cuddlebuddy.
>>13941800Trying isn't doing.Bet you wanted some Star Wars quote.
>>13941797I'll strangle you before you strangle me before I strangle him before he strangles us, cockjockey.
Confess, how many of you own at least one Japanese sword, real or otherwise?
>>13941808Why the fuck would I own some overpriced Jap piece of shit?
>>13941808Only if you explain what this has to do with monster girls.
>>13941808I have Case knives from my Papaw, but nothing folded over 1 gorillion time.
>>13941698This is the part where you whip her into taking maid/cooking classes and becoming the perfect elegant waifu.
>you will never have a cybernetic waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWf63PIrZaE
>>13941816You could bond with a nice warrior girl over your love of weaponry and warfare.
>>13941808Does a hori hori count?
>>13941814Not that guy but maybe your gramps brought an officer katana back as a war trophy or something?Mine brought back a gurkha knife from some friends he met in Burma. That sort of thing is pretty common.
>>13941808I own three katana swords and practice my ninjitsu with them every morning, dualwielding with one in my mouth like that zorro guy from One Naruto
>>13941808I don't. Fuck that shit, man.My older brother owns two.
>>13941663>who only has herself to blame for the current harem circumstancesbesides the fact that darling would be put in the slamer if they ever got it on?
>>13941814You know where you are anon.
>>13941823At least post this one.
>>13941823cyberholst
>>13941808My mom knew somebody who kept a katana on his wall.Probably a replica that couldn't cut shit.
>>13941834>google itWhat the fuck do you use these for?And, not really. I thought to ask this earlier, but we were so dead I forgot why I wanted to ask it. Eh, maybe good stuff will happen.
>>13941836My father is an alcoholic coward that never went to war and tried to intimidate me so that I'd be his lap dog and fight whoever he wanted to fight but was too much of a coward to fight and give him money at a moments notice.
>>13941823>>13941844Did some anon commission a few artists to make his DONUT STEEL waifu or something? Or was this some sort of art trade thing?
>>13941844You know, they look much less scary with the legipalps thing.
>>13941808
>>13941861
>>13941808Nope, no Japanese swords here.
>>13941808I own one. And a few throwing stars. A Youth dagger, couple machetes, brass knuckles and a crossbow.No guns though sadly.
>>13941861This fucking guy...>>13941869>absolutely crazy>not motivatedOne job.
>>13941833...I have eight.
>>13941873are you preparing for the habbening or just a weapon nut?
>>13941857> Donut steelYou keep using that word without knowing what it means.
>>13941873Hitler Youth?
>>13941874"Motivated" never appeared in Vergils style meter.Not him btw.
>>139418791) Cybernetic versions don't exist for any other MGE girl that I know of, making it pretty unique2) The fact that multiple high tier artists (the kind that probably charge $50-80 a picture) are involved suggest the comissioner shelled out a lot more dosh for these than your average anon would be willing to. This suggests he's probably particularly attached to the idea (e.g., headcanon waifu of some kind).
>>13941873kek, the only machete I own is one I found that somebody threw out. I cleaned the rust off it and sharpened it up and it works great for it's actual purpose of clearing brush.
>>13941884Scum, do you think this matters in the least?
>>13941855Gardening, duh.
Is rebis's oc work a good depiction of what MGE dungeons might look like? Minus all the futa
>>13941910Link?
>>13941892>this anon might own a murder weapon and not know it
>>13941910What do you mean "minus?"
>>13941913Basically sex dungeon full of sex traps and sex monsters. Actually been going on for a while, there are like nine parts.http://hentai2read.com/the_great_work_of_alchemy/14/1/
>>13941877I just like weapons>>13941882Yes.>>13941892My neighbor gave them and the crossbow to me for my birthday.
>>13941915Nah man, it was with a bunch of gardening stuff. I also got a nice hatchet and a yoyo the same day.Besides, guns are a dime a dozen here.
>>13941763>Implying it's not a horrible harem
>>13941920I know how to counter you.
>>13941921Ah yeah, I've read this. And I doubt it. What monster is gonna want a trap to sex up a guy for her? Who'd waste the time, really? They're rather prowl on their own.
>>13941921Well, there's actually a pretty big (well, $2500/month paetron funding) game inspired by that particular comic.Before anyone asks, it's pretty deep in /d/ material -- rape, pregnancy, forced feminization and bimbo stuff, etcSo it would only be a MGE dungeon in the sense it's "FOR ALPS ONLY NO BOIS ALLOWED"
Dragons and Lizards are the master race, you have 10 minutes to prove me wrong, jah?
>>13941808I own two wooden swords; one's a cheap replica I got at a convention, the other's an actual exercise blade. Also have a shinai. And while it's not Japanese, my step-brother gave me this old, worn-out Chinese Broadsword as a gift. I think it's kinda cool personally.
>>13941921>dicks looking like a lymphomic baby holding a chestnut>no testiclesThis could be the worst futa I have ever seen.
>>13941940If they're so great, how come they have legs still.Checkmate.
>>13941940
>>13941940I only know of my love for big, chuffing cats.
>>13941861>>13941869>That Iaido SwagI want to learn that shit so bad.
>>13941940Counter-point: Your example drawing is shit.
>>13941945>That fucking completely-fat-deprived Tetra-Arms walking around on the wallsEven guys who like musclegirls can't find that attractive.
>>13941947Legs > snake tail bullshit.
>>13941951>Using butthole-like-a-hollow-tennisball-tube OC DONUT STEEL as a counter-argument. Kek
>>13941945>TesticlesShit tier. Ball-less futa masterrace.
>>13941940This is the correct answer.
>>13941915I've got a number of guns that may or may not have been used to kill people, but statistically, it's very unlikely>M1 Garand, Mauser, Mosin(s), Arisaka Type-99There's really no way to know if any of them were even fielded either, and all but one of the mosins were refurbished with new stocks during the cold war.>that greentext on old things turning into girls>great-granddad's .30-08>sweating man . jpg
>>13941955Hot opinions don't count, dork.
>>13941963Not funny. Anal prolapse is a serious medical condition.
>>13941974>Still waiting on MGQP's translation patchDammit.>Still waiting on KC's MGE gameDammit!>Houtengeki still doesn't commissionDAMMIT!
>>13941891By your logic ANYONE who's commissioned Monorus, Mari, Greenmarine, etc has made a donut steel.Commission prices mean absolutely fucking nothing except perhaps as an indicator for quality.
>>13941940Man, choosing a monstergirl would be really difficult.
>>13941965Pox on you and everyone you hold dear. You're the kind of limp-wrist gobshite who'd put pepper sauce on your pussy before eating it.
>>13941986If it has unique identifiers and can't really fall under generic MGE girl art, it kind of is an OC. Like how a catgirl with scars and cut up ear doesn't make most anons think, "It's a Cheshire." They instead think, "It's Laska"
>>13941920>willingly exploring the hell that is Wonderland dungeonsThe loot isn't even that good
>>13942008but laska isn't a cheshireshe's just a used and abused werecat
>>13941997>Wanting ballsFuta is all about the cock and pussy. Balls only detract from that.
>>13942019This.
>>13941997>>13942024>>>/d/
>>13942024>>13941997your opinions have been logged into the opinion log book
>>13942024What the hell are you even arguing about.
>>13941951>no more Quill of the Cavernous AnusI'm mildly saddened.
>>13941957The art is shit early on, some of the later parts have decent looking abs actually.
>>13942008OC =/= Donut steel which was the entire fucking point. Again by your definition literally any monstergirl with a different hair color isn't "generic" anymore.And of all the things you used to use an example Laska is the MOST DA-tier donut steel out there. Why?> .Less rps as her with Bob> .Less has drawn MORE Laska than Manticores> HURR MUH SUFFERING FEELSSo kindly learn what words mean or fuck off.
>>13941808I own this. Bought it as a kid. 0/10 would not do again.http://www.trueswords.com/ichigo-bankai-sword-inspired-anime-tensa-zangetsu-p-2556.html
I like Laska and look forward to further updates of Bob's rewrite.
>>13941980>>13942062I almost feel sorry for the writefag who wrote that. He tried to make a decent story about his waifu/OC, and she's known to most of /mgt/ as nothing more than a running gag on the risks of wearing massive buttplugs for prolonged periods.
>>13942054Yeah, well if you didn't log it into the "Superior Opinions" section, you're a shitty annalist.
>All these obvious bait posts the last half hourCatch you guys later. I'm going to go write or something.
>>13942065>Bob will continue to be relevant forever>there won't be a single thread where he is not mentionedKill me
>>13942054>lost her memories after an attack>Eye color : What was once Blue is now red. Sometimes one of her eyes changes back to her human blue color>She was found lying in the woods by two kids taking a walk. These kids weren't ordinary to say the least[...] daughter and son of a legendary succubus/incubus familyHoly hell this is deviant art tier, and fuck off with your futashit already.
>>13942073She's also the cumslut for some old Incubus dude, who may or may not be his self-insert.
>>13942065Calm your tits anon, your autism is showing. It's not like "donut steel" has a formal definition or anything, it's slang, and means different things to different people depending on the context they heard it from. You're not the Académie Française of 4chan, my friend.
>>13942073Don't. Its a shitty idea, and any buttpain the writer feels is deserved. I mean I don't mean to be anal, but the plot holes in the story were gaping so cavernously you couldn't even plug it.
>>13942054Watching that chick gargle orc cum was pretty hot.
>>13941833And who says you couldn't do the same thing but with guns?
>>13942102Oh, you!
>>13942089Join the club anon. I lamented it earlier when bob came up as an answer for why all fetishes are bad. I tell you now what that anon told me mere hours ago.The ride never ends.
>>13942071Dude, you had to know that was some stainless steel piece of crap.
>>13942091What?
>>13942105Because we melee here you fucking powder head.
>>13942088>people would rather respond to bait posts instead of topics of interestShame that issue is site-wide.
>>13942089Only because there's just the one dumb anon who brings him up for every argument.Like the one anon I want toidentify but can't because that'll make me a hypocrite.
>>13942117But I don't even know what is bait. Wait, is your post bait? At least it's a cute bait.
>>13942115Alright, stay in the past all you want.
>>13941808I have three, one's a wallhanger, one's less of a wallhanger but I'd sooner trust my life with it than the first, and the last one is a properly sharpened 1060 carbon steel sword, not really a traditionally manufactured one, but it looks nice and is entirely functional.I also have a couple of knives and a nugget.
>>13942115>wekekBut seriously, I think I see a few times more of posts about firearms than I do about swords. I guess we get a lot of /pol/ and /k/ in here, or maybe it's because swords just aren't nearly as popular. You gotta be projecting to think /mgt/ is a pro-sword, anti-gun place. (And no, for the record, I don't own a single gun so I have no vested interest in spinning things either way)
>>13941847TITS OF STEEL.
>>13942146But anon, don't they feel more like bags of sand?
>>13942131It's Elphelt.
>>13942145Not him.I appreciate violence in all forms.Ave Nex Alea
>>13942131Be careful not to mistake actual posts as bait.You can end up making someone very upset.
>>13942145>being pro swords means you're anti guns>you can't just like one more than the otherThis level of stupidity is why we can't have nice things.
>>13942162Hey, look, the natural state of order has always been swords vs. guns.I learned this from my vidya when I was 4, what's your excuse?
>>13937592
>>13942151Isn't she an eldritch monster who's obsessed with getting married?
>>13942162Where do you think we are?>If you like MGs with men, you're among friends>If you like MGs with MGs, fuck off to /u/>If you like vanilla smut, it's the best>If you like exotic smut, fuck off to /d/etc.
>>13942128>he one anon I want to identifyYou're creeping me out, anon.
>>13942175No, I mean, I could tell you who I'm talking about, but if I did that would make me a hypocrite, is all.
>>13942179Since you brought it up anyway, who is it?
What Monster Girl would want to Banepost with me?
>>13942179Whatever it is don't do it. Please don't be an hypocrite.
>>13942169>eldritch monsterShe IS a Manchurian candidate Valentine clone.
>>13942190a big girl
>>13942190March hare.
>>13942198For me?
>>13942173Suspicious.
would a wererabbit do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkmEhNYVF0
>>13942166A true warrior uses every resource available to him, specialization is for insects.
>>13942217dammit that fucking adorable makes me rethink my fondness of wererabbits
>>13942217She'd probably grab your hand and start suckling your fingers, but yeah pretty much.
>>13942217Adorable. I imagine at least young wererabbits would do this instead/during a tantrum.
>>13942217>Watching movie>Wererabbit waifu with her head in your lap, snoozing>You're patting her and playing with her ears rather absent mindedly. >Without disturbing her, get up to go get a drink.>Turn to leave>There's a stomp and something tugs at your shirt, waifu blinks her sleep away as she pouts at you, >"Geeez, you can't just sneak off like that."
>>13942251muh heart can't take this
>>13942251The rabbit girls are pretty good, just never get a lot of attention.
>>13942236>>13942241>>13942248>>13942251Usagi Jima awaits, gentlemenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE
>>13942217Rabbits actually make noises?
>>13942217What does it mean when rabbits thump?
>TFW like muscle girls with big tits, hard abs, and muscular legs>Also like chubby girls with flabby bellies, huge tits and ass, and thick thighsWhich Monster Girl body type is superior? I can't choose between them.
>>13942217That would be pretty cool.>>13942251Oh god. That would be too much. Couldn't imagine it with daughterus.
>>13942265A blend of both with a toned abdomen.
>>13942217aw now i need a thing of anon petting a wererabbit/rabbit MG and her getting all pouty and upset, then petted again turning back to happy and content
>>13942263https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCEMFERDdAI was as surprised as you are. Skip to 1:00 if you care to.
>>13942259Always thought they were pretty vanilla, truth be told. I mean, remove the legs, and it's pretty much your typical playboy bunny.At the same time, I've been fond of them, especially March Hare. Even though her KC design has me imagining her with the most obnoxious voice imaginable.
>>13942263They scream like children when a hawk or coyote gets one. I've heard it in the middle of nowhere, and it will throw you for a loop.
>>13942251That's why Dormouse waifu a superior napper. Even if you leave they'll use their sleepwalking ability and husbandu-seeking huge ears to find you.
>>13942265Both are good.Combining them is good two.
>>13942289How would that even work? They're polar opposites.
>>13942262This. With rabbitgirls.What would the lure be though? No anon, not your dick. Food.
>>13942264Generally it's a warning sign about something they perceive as danger, but rabbits kept as pets will use it to signal their displeasure over something.
>>13942264"unhappy/upset" usually;but pet rabbits end up doing it for attention, kind of like a cat meow (they generally only meow at people)
>>13942297Strong fat. Soft enough to cuddle, strong enough to protect your smile.
Would you put it in her mouth?
>>13942308Which one? Yes, regardless, as long as I trusted her.
>>13942312>Which one?The middle one.
>>13942298But in KC land, the dick is 'food' for your waifu who will 'dig in' and 'feast' of her 'meal'
>>13942308This? Both. All her holes really.
>>13942298Carrots or anything else phallic in design.Imagine an entire field of wererabbits sweating under the hot sun, drawing a nice, cool popsicle back and forth between their lips.Imagine them swarming you asking you to hold their popsicle for them, sweat dripping down their neck into their ample cleavage as the help you guide their treat back to their mouth.
>>13942308I want to kiss her gums and open her mouth and make out directly with her beating heart. I want to lick it at it beats and nibble gently at her arteries.
>>13942318Faggot.I say shots of whiskey. Drunk bunnies everywhere.
Hello anon, I see you're living all by yourself. Now don't get offended, that's actually a good thing! You remember the contact war don't you? When that magical gate to another dimension opened? You do? Splendid! That brings me to my point. Now that that mess is over the government has a vested interest in improving relations between us and the "monstergirls", so you've been drafted into a Homestay program!Easy Mode: 1 girlHard Mode: 3 girlsExtreme Mode: 5 girlsDante Must Die Mode: 8 girlshttp://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamonohttp://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htmAttitude: d101: Tsundere2: Deredere3: Thugdere4: Himedere5: Lazy6: Tomboy7: Racial Norm8: Dandere9: Kuudere10: NEETBody Type: d61: Chubby2: Shortstack3: Tall4: Muscular5: Hourglass6: Pear shapedSpecial Traits: d81: She's got an identical twin sister. (Roll for personality)2: She's baby crazy.3: She's a masochist.4: She's a filthy degenerate who loves handholding.5: She's a Dire variant of her species, and is taller and more muscular as a result.6: She's a Chimera. (Roll another race and mix it.)7: She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.8: She's actually a princess of a small monstergirl nation.It should be noted that due to the danger inherent with their species, we are not at this time accepting Matangos, Dark Matters, and Dark Slimes in our program. Reroll if you get one of those.You are not only allowed, but encouraged to fuck the girls.
>>13942335>Lazy Kitsune-bi shortstack Princess>Tomboy Sahuagin Hourglass Masochist>Lazy Kitsune-tsuki Giant Ant shortstack ChimaeraYou can't trick me, fox, you just possessed my Ant Homestay, didn't you?
>>13942335You aren't me, whats going on?>Shortstack Tomboy Tanuki who loves handholdingGetting impregnated.
>>13942335>Tomboy, Tall, Masochist goblin>Tsundere, Muscular, Dire, WererabbitOh fuck. >Lazy, Pear Shaped Twin Valkyrie (other twin is tomboy)>Himedere, Hourglass, Masochist Elf>Dandere, Tall, handholding CyclopsTruly I have been blessed.
>>13942335>Amazon, Tomboy, Muscular, identical twin who is dandere>Blue Oni, NEET, Tall, loves handholding>Goblin, Himedere, Muscular, Masochist>Cheshire, Tomboy, Pear Shaped, Twin sister who is Kuudere>Ignis, Dandere, Chubby, CuddlelustAlright then. Everyone except the Cheshires and Goblin are going to get loved, I guess. Especially that Oni and Ignis.
>>13942335These were fun at first... but it seems like every night, or even twice a night now. Anyone else getting sick of them? If it's just me, I'll shut up and let you guy shave your fun so I won't be a party pooper. But talk about oversaturation...
>>13942335>Thugdere, pear shaped Lizard w/ a twin deredere sister>Dandere, muscular masochistic Wurm >Dandere, pear-shaped chimera (Troll/Mantis fusion)>Lazy chochin obake w/ an hourglass figure and a love for handholding>Pear-shaped, masochistic Cheshire Cat>Muscular Dark Elf whose biological clock is ticking>Tall, tomboyish Elf with a lust for handholding>Muscular himedere Dragon w/ a twin himedere sisterShit's gonna be crazy.
>>13942334>Faggot.No you. Anyway, a moth dust and doormouse molases cocktail would be better.>Hyperactive fuckbuddies that will tire themselves out and fall asleep right after cumming, leaving you with a giant snoozepile.
>>13942390Nah, once a night is fine. They occasionally get used to try and take people away from arguments though, which is probably why it feels that way.
>>13942335>tsundere, muscular, degenerate who loves handholdingTsun alone disqualifies her from the anon bowl>dandere, pear shaped red slime/dormouse hybridWonderful, a cute slime mouse, flag met when she will sleep in my presence.>thugdere, shortstack, hourglass parasite slime with a twin sister who behaves as the species doesI'm taking the mouse and burning down the house.
>>13942335Hard mode boys!>Racial norm Pear shaped Kitsune-Bi with a handholding fetish>Thugdere Shortstack Kobold who is actually a princess>Muscular Kuudere Akaname who's baby crazysend help
>>13942388>Not impregnating the Twin pear shaped CheshiresAnon, you are letting an extreme amount of perfectly good ass go to waste.
>>13942390I usually limit them to once a thread, this is the first time a guys taken my format though.
>>13942335>Nightmare>racial norm attitude (cowardly, weak, lustful)>shortstack>princess of a small monstergirl nationI'll just stop right here and be happy with the funsized, blue blood horse pussy.
>>13942413It's a good format.
>>13942411I hate doing that, but I just don't like them. I would be fine trading their papers with someone who would though, since it is a waste as is.
>>13942413I used to run these, anon. Just a tip: If you use https://www.random.org/integers, you can create urls that pre-generated multiple rolls in a custom range to make things easier for anons rolling.For example, here's one for a 3d10 roll seperated into three columnshttps://www.random.org/integers/?num=3&min=1&max=10&col=3&base=10&format=html&rnd=new
>>13942335Alright, alright. I'll play nice and hard.>rolled double lizards and a dark elfWell this is off to a good start...>thugdere shortstack lizard who's a cuddlebug>tall tomboy lizard who's a huge masochist>dandere dark elf who's shaped like an hourglass and wants to make all the babiesI think I hit the fucking lottery
>>13942395Anon, something tells me you would have nothing to offer a MG if you didn't have a dick.
>>13942443Imagine them during the full moon though.>Shortstack lizard sneaking into your bed and grinding against you in the nude>Tall lizard shoving her ass in your face and begging you to spank it>Dandere Elf's quiet exterior shattering as her desire to have you impregnate her goes into maximum overdrive.I'm actually jealous of you.
>>13942451It's probably just all your shit taste fucking with your olfactory senses and causing hallucinations.
SoCity/urban, suburban/mixed or rural/country life for you and your waifu?
>>13942467Suburban. I'm a suburban kind of guy.I can't handle the bustle of the city, but I can't handle the isolation of the country either.
>>13942459I gave an arm and a leg for it, so it's only fair.
>>13942467Away from people. A small village or town might be ok, but definitely not anywhere near a city. I guess she might need it to be a small town or something, to supply things to resurrect though, if she went down that path.
>>13942465Faking it won't make me wrong anon.
>>13942467So long as it's not a bedroom community (those suburbs which have no schools, stores, rec centers, etc -- just pre-planned cookie cutter housing. They have the worst communities and neighbours, short of crime-riddled ghettos.
>>13942467City, but with a massive plot of land to simulate isolation when I want it>>13942481Faking what?
>>13942467Country if we had money. Would be nice to move back to the old family farmhouse. But it all depends on where the work is. Employment is limited out there, and I don't mind commuting but the same is true in the closest cities as well.
>>13942484>Not faking orgasm so you can get to bed earlier each night and not have a headache the next dayKids these days.
>>13942467Rural or sub-urban. As long as I can get good wi-fi.
>>13942494I don't think guys can fake orgasms.
>>13942500You have no idea the lengths people will go to get a good night's sleep for once. Where there's a will and condom, there's a way.
>>13942467Ah I have ever so many eclectic thoughts on such a topic.Perhaps a nice, centrally located high-rise? Or maybe a more family-oriented suburban apartment. Or the space of a custom-crafted manor on the edge of suburbia. Decisions, decisions...alternatively, Space.
>>13942500Wouldn't want to anyway. Blue balls fucking hurt.
>>13942484Your flaws anon. The lies won't help you.
>>13942515What perceived flaws are you talking about though?
>>13942335>muscular, tomboy Manticore that wants to make Manticubs all day every day>lazy, tall Dire Dark Elf>kuudere, pear shaped Amazon princess>pear shaped, himedere Lilim princess>normal ferocious, bold, selfish Hellhound with extra muscle and a twin sister who is identical in every regardFug. I'll be wearing a collar before the end of the week.
>>13942521You were quick to run to KC's when I asked my question, when it did not call for it, which tells me you can't think for yourself, or like to take the easy way out/are lazy. You failed to counter my observation of you and instead went on the attack, which means you are easy to anger. It took 3 further exchanges between us for you to even become curious enough to look at yourself, and the sardonic nature of your insults just lends itself to my earlier observations, in short my slow friend, you are smalltime.So I'll ask you plainly, what do you have to offer to a MG besides your dick?
>>13942467Rural/Country always. Fuck the city.
Imagine if you can.That soda machine on the corner, you know the one, always empty, or never works.Its actually a mimic, waiting for someone to come by at night .She is going to suck you dry!
>>13942593So she's a whore. I like it.
>>13942567Oh boy, another armchair psychoanalyst. Dude, stuff it. No one cares what you think or don't think one particular anonymous dude may or may not be like.
>>13942593Mimics could be pretty cool. I want to stumble upon a small one when I'm out shopping and not realize what I bought until it's too late.
>>13942567>You were quick to run to KC's when I asked my question, when it did not call for it, which tells me you can't think for yourself, or like to take the easy way out/are lazy.You tell me that I can't think for myself or that I'm lazy, when you're the one who couldn't spare an iota of consideration to realize I wasn't being serious with my KC quip. The blatant modelling of the profile translations should have clued you in.>You failed to counter my observation of you and instead went on the attack, which means you are easy to angerYou give yourself too much credit. I don't need to 'counter' your anything. This isn't some exchange of blows, where I must parry your points and riposte with my own. 'Your taste is shit' is par the course and in no way signifies anger.>It took 3 further exchanges between us for you to even become curious enough to look at yourself, and the sardonic nature of your insults just lends itself to my earlier observations, in short my slow friend, you are smalltime.Again, you give yourself far too much credit. Rather, it took three further exchanges for me to become curious of why you cling inordinately to some thin interpretation of my character based on a joke about KC and rabbit girls. Honestly, you come across as rather conceited. >So I'll ask you plainly, what do you have to offer to a MG besides your dick?A great bevvy of things, what kind of question is that? Materialistically? Not a whole lot, granted.
>>13942610Are you even him? I think not.
>>13942593>drinking sodaenjoy diabeetusmimic-chan would have more luck posing as a tool box or a trunk full of guns. For me at least.
>>13942633They have trunks full of guns just laying around where you live to the point where it's not even suspicious? Is this what it's like to live in Texas? Just guns and holstaurs as far as the eye can see?
>>13942624Your point? If you want a private conversation, don't have it on a public fucking board. Otherwise anyone and everyone can get involved whether you're talking to them or not.>>13942617Ignore him anon, he's just being autistic. Reminds me too much of those people on facebook that "casually" drop remarks about how intelligent they are compared to their peers. He's making wild speculation in imitation of what he's seen about psychology on TV. You don't owe him any answer, and this isn't really the place for personal character analysis.
>>13942633>not drinking sodaEuropean pls.
>>13942617>I wasn't seriousYour own fault. Maybe stop pretending to be retarded for shits and giggles, no one will find it funny anyhow.>implying I was talking about tasteStill slow I see.>a great bevvy of things>a blanket statement that commits to nothingWhy thanks for your transparency.
>>13942644Pretty much yeah.
>>13942633In your case, turning into a box of dildos would be her best bet.
>>13942646My point, is that you are unimportant and should mind your own business, this dance doesn't need three participants.
>>13942644You forgot the pickups, stetsons, and tony lamas.
>>13942633Fine, its a bottled water vending machine just for you eurofags!
>>13942649>Yurop>gunspick one>>13942644Texas is a beautiful thing.>>13942656>Projection: The Post
>>13942667>bottled water vending machine>not that sparkling 'water' shit that they drink
>>13942668>/fit/
>>13942662Right, you heard him guys. Everyone clear out the board! They need privacy for their private convo on this public board!Also, don't forget that Anonymous is the real important one here. Not unimportant like that silly Anonymous, or even Anonymous. Those damn plebs.
>>13939315>or gaining power through corrupt means.>literally gains power through literally corrupting women into monsters
>you will never punish Killing Kakuen for beheading all those police officers
>>13942617Stop engaging him. If that little 'analysis' didn't cue you in, he's either a retard who actually believes what he wrote or you're being rused.
>>13942646>>13942688>Ignore him anon, he's just being autistic.Isn't it infuriating though, knowing that out there there's some autist posturing and preening his feathers over what brilliant deductions he made, angling his fedora in the mirror and basking in his own enlightenment? I mean, I can believe it. This guy is 100% serious.
>>13942679>guys, come help me be derisive to this guy because he doesn't care about my opinion when he was talking to someone elseHow boring.
>>13942687That show was terrible, anon.
>>13942679What about me, mufu-anon?or am I fox-anon? I forget...
>>13942681I'd rather a girl who corrupts literally than jews who corrupt figuratively.
>>13942700Don't talk shit about Rape Ape!
>>13942701I thought you were foxfucker...
>>13942698>How boring.You mean>Hmph. Pathetic.
>>13942702Why choose when you can get both in one convenient package?
>>13942709That sounds so harsh.I'll take fox-anon!
>>13942700>not liking SamFlamGet your shit taste away from me.
>>13942723I want to molest the jew's cute nose!
>>13942722Memeing, really? They say fuck off is the last recourse of one who has nothing to say, but I believe you prove them wrong. I suggest you really look at yourself, and stop being a carbon copy of what "anons are meant to be."
>>13942335Dante Must Die Mode:(Organized by trouble making)>Dormouse-Kuudere-Pear Shaped-She's actually a princess of a small monstergirl nation.Awesome. A silent princess.>Elf-Tomboy-Chubby-She's baby crazy.Lewd elf.>Red Slime -Thugdere-Shortstack-She's a masochist.Short thug slime who's a masochist is fine too.>Medusa-Deredere-Shortstack-She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.Wife material.>Lizardman-Thugdere-Pear shaped-She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.This is okay.>Scylla-Himedere- Tall- She's a Chimera (Thunderbird)Interesting>Mandragora-NEET-Hourglass-She's baby crazy.Weird, NEET.>Druella-Racial Norm-Pear shaped-She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.I am fucked, but I will survive.
>>13942723>>13942736I want a Jewnuki to try and buy me while I try to get her to stop bugging me because Jews are degenerate!
>>13940593She seems like a beefy Mantis
>>13942735You first, kamenfag.
>>13942736>you will never set a tanuki's tail on fire
>>13942739>Trying to act this smug and sophisticated>On what is effectively a softcore porn thread for animal-human hybridsOkay, I give up. You got me. There's no way this isn't a troll.
>>13942750>Assassin of the forest>Tank of the forestThey're both insects and kuu with built in weapons, but I really wouldn't say there's a strong basis for comparison.
>>13942759>anything that challenges me is a trollNow it's just getting sad.
Reminder that Yanmoth is a creepy fucker and doesn't deserve love.
>>13942771Pretty sure he was angling more for the kuudere insect warrior angle.
>>13942335>Scylla-Racial Norm-Tall-CuttlebugSo Miia with tentacles.
>>13942335Hard modo>Chochin Obake-Lazy-Hourglass-Filthy degenerateSounds like the typical protag love interest>Inari-Tomboy-Muscular-Twin (Tsundere)Suddenly I like Inaris.>Kraken-Lazy-Tall-Twin (Racial Norm)Hard mode turned into extreme mode. Also half the group is lazy.
Can Mamono Mana cure autism?
>>13942779Agree 1000%
I want to kiss, deflower, creampie, impregnate and cuddle a Mindflayer on our wedding night!
>>13942779Everyone deserves love, anon. Even you.
>>13942792It can, actually. They will literally fuck the mental illness out of you.
>>13942779Still better than those asshole butterflies.
>>13942335>Extreme ModeBecause why not?>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gyoubu_Danuki>Lazy>Chubby>Baby CrazyWelp, there goes my bachelor life.>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alp>Lazy>Chubby>Masochist>2 chubbiesWhy!At least I will have some fun subbing her.>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Merrow>NEET>Shortstack>Filthy degenerate who loves handholding.Still lazy but sweet>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Honey_Bee>Himedere>Tall>Serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.She is not a Honey Bee. She is a Honey Bee Queen. Somewhat tsudere Queen Bee.>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mandragora>Lazy>Chubby>MasochistWhy the fuck are you all lazy bitches!?!? God! and some of you need to lose weight.
>>13942792Why would they bother?Monster girls would probably just kill off all the mentally and physically deficient and go for the normal human men.
>>13942792Nope, only eugenics can.
>>13942807Autism is genetic?
>>13942797Why do you keep posting inklings instead of mindflayers?
>>13942797>The one guy that's still into the Nintendo flavor of last monthMan, let it go. Enjoy your mindflayers but cut it out with the splatoon junk.
>>13942797Good for you.
>>13942801>They will literally fuck the mental illness out of you.Or the manliness. I guess if the inside of your head is filled with pink and thoughts of sex all the time, you probably won't be autistic. So mamono mana can cure autism via alping too. Hopefully it'll help our resident special snowflake here >>13942739
>>13942797So you wanna be transformed to a fuck squid?
>>13942779You are going to get banned again.
>>13942829Yes.
>>13942786Clearly, but mantii aren't even warriors in the same sense as soldier beetles which just leaves "kuu insect" as a commonality. You can make a comparison based on that, but I was saying I don't feel there are enough of those to say that "Z is an X but with more Y" reasonably.
>>13942799>everyoneOh yeah, what about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9MA0eW8yyw
>>13942833I am so amazed on how you want to sacrifice all your freedom to fuck someone 24/7.That doesn't sound that bad.
>>13942846Who is this?
>>13942792I don't know, but a Kiki might be able to to the next best thing.
>>13942825You seem upset.
>>13942679Want to hold hands, Anonymous?
>>13942858Can you rape the autism out of someone? That'd be a neat trick. Really though, if you want to cure mental disorders mindflayer is queen.
>>13942846If he's losing his medication, maybe he needs an anubis to help keep him organized.
>>13942815I was mostly making a joke. But after performing enough research to make a new single mother proud, yes. It seems to be highly heritable.
>>13942866>mindflayer is queen.Based chaos wins again.
>>13942851It's not just fucking, I'll also be hugging her all the time.
>>13942866I want to cuddlerape the dumb out of a Wurm.
>>13942857His name is on the title, guy. Just some faggot. I couldn't be bothered to look for a video where he speaks, if you heard his voice you'd gingerly massage your eardrum out of your head with a sewing needle.
>>13942867>anubis>wanting an autistic jackal
>>13942885So you want to fuck the stupid out of her? Please don't do that, Anon. We've had this conversation before; a smart wurm would have the MP to cast Fist among other spells and you REALLY don't want a wurm capable of casting Fist to exist. Ever. In any plane. Think of the children.
>>13942866>Brain Surgeon Mindflayer>Best brain surgeon in the world. Can ever cure autism.Anyone taking request?>>13942882>It's not just fucking, I'll also be hugging her all the timeWith you dick in her pussy. 24/7. This got me thinking. What if you get hungry? Have the need to shit?
>>13942889I don't know why you're acting so malicious to some kids show, anon. Aren't we supposed be talking about monstergirls?
>>13942867>An Anubis to help him keep organizedAh, what a dream that'd be.
>>13942901Blackjack Mindflayer when? Franfran would also ban acceptable alternative.
>>13942825>this guy hurt my feelings>I WILL FUCKING ALP HIMGuess we can add petty to your list, Mr. Buttinsky.
>>13942335>Dante Must Die ModeOh boy>Deredere pear shaped handholding Chochin-ObakeWell this is gonna be very hard to top>Kuudere pear shaped masochistic Sea SlimeTwo cute girls with my favourite body type, AND one of them is a kuudere and an M?>Thugdere hourglass cuddlebug Sea BishopLiterally nothing I don't like so far.>Lazy chubby cuddlebug MummyAll this perfection is gonna give me a heart attack.>Himedere shortstack masochistic SandwormEh, not really into shortstacks or himedere.>Himedere hourglass handholding CancerClawholding all night long.>Thugdere pear shaped secret hime CupidOkay it literally can not get any better than this.>Tomboy pear shaped dire MatangoDo I have to reroll because I really wanna keep her. If so she's a Karakasa.
>>13942919It's not gay to put your dick in another guy's ass if it's punitive.
Remember to report and ignore autists and shitposters, or she'll eat ya!
>>13942919I, uhhh, think he meant it as a joke anon. Or did am I misreading the tone as "casual jab" instead of "fucking angry"?
>>13942914But the Blackjack doctor wasn't a brain surgeon. He wasn't even a licensed surgeon. Not sure if the Mindflayer can do other body parts.
>>13942931I'd like to see her try.And don't you try and one up me by posting an entirely different Mantis.
>>13942931Hot damn that's a soft belly. And those danglers. 10/10, would cuddle and suckle and make cute bug babies with.
>>13942926Whatever lets you look at yourself in the mirror alp.
I want to marry a Wurm princess!
>>13942936>talking to the trollPlease don't, anon.
I want to marry a Matango princess!
>>13942945Things that are gay:>kissing a woman>spending time with a womanThings that aren't gay:>reaming a man's anus
>>13942942I know, right? I just wanna squeeze and tickle her belly. Imagine her hugging your back as you sleep, arms around your neck, legs around your waist, head nuzzled between shoulder and neck.
>>13942948I want a mushroom hat, they look comfy.
Hey, you see this cute bug?This right here is the cutest bug.
>>13942936Calling him a special snowflake, autistic and calling for him to be alped, that guy is fucking furious.
>>13942938I'm pretty sure Fran wasn't licensed either and neither of them seem likely to avoid messing around inside someone's brain if it's needed. I wasn't making a comparison that direct though; by Blackjack mindflayer I meant a rogue doctor that'd take on any bizarre case for the right price. The Franfran thing was meant to be a mindflayer taking on a bunch of bizarre things that interested her, generally leaving things just as messed up but in different ways in her wake. Both were tangents from your idea.
Whoops forgot to post the cute bug,
>>13942964They are. Put one on and you'll stop worrying about all life's problems, or thinking at all really.
>>13942335Lets go with hard mode, small place.>Himedere Pear shaped Hinezumi with the cuddlelustBut anon, this is already perfect. I guess I'll roll more, but I doubt they'll be as spoiled as this one.>Muscular Kuudere Lamia that wants all the kidsWell, I'll at least make her work for it, more fun that way. Not bad at all.>Muscular Racial norm Charybdis/FamiliarI'll just have to stay out of the pool when I check on her and bring her food and her mail. She won't be getting the dick though.
>>13942960Did you not listen when I told the other guy not to pretend to be retarded? You seem fond of that, so I'm really surprised.
>>13942973I'd let her loot the corpses on an adventure.
>>13942964I want to imagine having a cute vanilla realtionship with her while my real body mechanically humps her spongy body and slowly wastes away into a dessicated skeleton still slowly pumping into her.
>>13942964Don't get tempted to stick your dick in it, otherwise you might just get another princess.>>13942966Anon, I think a good 5% of posts on this entire thread involve throwing out accusations of autism or alp. If that's furious most of the people in this thread must be in anger management.
>>13942962I wonder if her abdomen/underbelly would be soft and squishy too. Could I use it as a bed while she holds me close and strokes my hair with her feelers?
>>13942980I'd let her loot my corpse if you know what I meanAlso, can you guys stop biting already? Lets not have this faggot continue his shit into the next thread.
>>13942973>>13942965Old and busted
What is the best Not-Nippon Monster Girl artist and why is it Monorus?
>>13942994You're old and busted.Mantis best bug.
>>13942335>D8:let the fates decide mode>1 girl>Lazy chubby masochist WererabbitThat fat ass is getting spanked
>>13942986>Anger management>Implying they don't need itIf the number of shitstorm and arguments in these threads are anything to go by...
>>13942994Dickass assassins will never be old and busted. They have their roles in the party too.
>>13942924You were able to get the Matango but she didn't use the right channels to get into our world.Even though she can potentially grow shrooms in your brain she doesn't do that.The gov't found out and tried to send her back.She died trying to escape.Karakasa took her place.Still in love with Matango
>>13942994They both have their strong points, but I still prefer Mantis personally.What I really wanna see is a Mantis in a translucent membrane like Soldier Beetle there. Eye-drawing Cameltoe-thong too.
>>13943005In all fairness being internet mad is way easier. You just sit in your chair (or even lie in bed) and type. You don't need to throw angry looks, shout, hit anyone, draw attention and make a scene, call the cops, or anything else.Since there's a much lower minimum effort to get mad on the intertubes, I suspect people more easily and are more willing to get mad here.
>>13942967>rogue doctor>bizarre case for the right priceI like it! Writefags! You got some work to do!
>>13943016>You just sit in your chair (or even lie in bed) and typeNot really mad then, are you?
>>13942999Because he is dedicated to always getting better, nearly has a job drawing WELL, and also he's a smug, lovable son of a bitch.Also he has good taste in pokemon waifus.
>>13943021>kuu mantis comes to franflayer to become more assertive>she ends up raping her crush and eating his head after the creampie
>>13942994Sorry but I'll take the possible brain eater>>13942973
>>13943030I guess it's more accurate to say what I was explaining was "showing anger" rather than being merely angry. Far less in the way of inhibiting factors to lashing out and acting on your angry, on the internet.
>>13943021Well, get writing.
>>13943040I wasn't expecting that. Should have expected that.>>13943048My writing is as good at toilet paper.
What monstergirl would be the best at flopping down on top of you and refusing to move because you're comfortable?Because I feel like it'd be either Hellhound or Cheshire Cat.Or any Dog or Cat monstergirl really.I'm just biased towards the Hellhound's warm bodies, and Cheshire's rockin' asses.Also the smug, but that's neither here nor there.
>>13943066Wight.
>>13943055>anon comes to franflayer to get his depression fixed>now it somehow hurts when he tries to remember how he met his fiancee
>>13943066You're not forgetting ren xiongmao and dormouse are you? Cait sith or nekomata seem like the type to do this sort of thing too since they're, you know, cats.
>>13943037>pro-skubTruly, Monorus is the hero we need.
>>13943066Alps when you're sleeping
Good night Anons.Take care and don't set fire to the thread.It'll over cook the fish, and that'll make the nekomata's sad.
>>13943066Just you know why~
>>13943081I want an alp to pin me down and sit on me!
>>13943076>>13943040Now we need a pic of Franflayer-san.
>>13943082Why are we leaving fish in the thread? They're just going to be covered in shit!
>>13943066Dormouse, duh.I mean, it's there entire thing. That and it's almost impossible to wake them, even when violently raping them.
>>13943088Needs to be an extremely bottom heavy one.Then you wake up and eat her out.
>>13942999>Dragon Girl in spatsPRAISE AND BLESSING BE UPON THIS GLORIOUS MAN.
Meanwhile, on Wererabbit Island.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE
>>13943083I'm sorry, okay! I'll buy the damn cheese!
>>13943066Wurm
>>13943037>"Will you ever draw monster girls from outside of the MGE? I know there are many artists who would love it if you would give their worlds attention too.">"If I asked you if you would draw a bovitauride from the Praxis Setting would you say yes?">"So you are biased against another artist's works and are siding with someone else unfairly?"My god the saltiness, I remember it well. And Mono handled it beautifully.
>>13943104Oh god, he almost sat on one!
>>13943100>[PUKING VIOLENTLY]
>>13943071Why would a wight lay on a commoner's body though? Unless she liked him?
>>13943066I could see a kejourou doing that. using her hair to bind you and snuggling her head against your chest
>>13943066Reminds me of a story I wrote, where a slightly-tsundere Anubis had to camp out with a guy. While at first telling him to sleep on the opposite side of the tent, she eventually changed her mind; ordered him to come over, directed him where to lay, told him to stretch out his arm, then flopped down on it so he could cuddle her.
>>13943090>tsun dragon comes to flanflayer to become less prudish>the town enjoys a new top-grade bargain-price prostitute
Helicoprion Monster Girl when?
>>13943104I don't care of I die. I want to be gangbanged by a big group of wererabbit!
>>13941066I'm wearing gold shorts right now and my waifu is a tanuki.Will she try to buy me out or something?
>>13943126And this started out with a Mindflayer curing mental illnesses
Scenario popped into my mind. A strong warrior MG goes out to look for their husband, as he is taking too long to return with food from the village. They track him to any alleyway, only to find him dead from a knife wound to the chest. A traumatized, homeless orphan is baked into a corner, dealing with the horror of accidentally killing the man.What does the MG do?
>>13943121Because she liked him, And she was trying to act haughty by treating him like a comfort item, but was secretly embarrassed at an irresistible urge to seek waaaarm, despite having long since ascended to wightdom.
>>13942999He's a cool artist who's not a faggoringo and actually knows how humor looks like >>13943037. That's already enough.
>>13943095Fish?
>>13943135To be fair, Franken Fran was mentioned. There was only one way that could go, and this is pretty much it.>>13943132If you're wearing gold pants it means you've already been out. Gold bottoms are like a tanuki's version of harem pants.
>>13943127>The same consistency of sandpaper you get from a cat's tongue (which is designed to tear meat off bones), now with a FREE upgrade to razor's sharp sharks teeth.
>>13943138Depends on the level headedness of the mg, but it can range from murder to rehabilitation by taking her as a daughter
>>13943142Oh god! You spooked me! Anon, that isn't nice.
>>13943138>Baked into a cornerFOR THE LOVE OF GOD WURMTRESOR!
>>13943142
>>13943083I'll always say no to the Panda!
>>13943156>rape-netAs if they aren't just asking for it. I mean come on, look at the one on the left's face.
>>13943147I'm sorry Anon. You probably did something recently to deserve it though.>>13943156For whatever reason this reminds me of those fish that will swarm, in a sense, and just jump out of the water if a boat is passing by and land in it. Fish literally throwing themselves at men. Fish are and would be major sluts.
>>13943166Then she'll slide your computer off your desk, then throw you on top and rape you while everyone watches!
>>13943166But that'll make her sad. Do you like sad pandas?>>13943168All of them look pretty "cock goes here" to me.
>>13943178I do, actually.
>>13943171>You probably did something recently to deserve it though.Oh, I can think of a couple things.
>>13943175Always anon, always!>>13943178Of course I do, not like anything bad will happen if they get sad right?Right?
>>13943135>paladin comes to flanflayer to resolve her battle with immoral lust>the next day she kidnaps her crush and cuddles and headpats him at the convent non-sexually
>>13943187She gets cryptic and wont tell you what's upsetting her.
When it comes to the fusion of two species (ex. Lava Golem x Dragon, Undine x Minotaur, etc) which is more believable?> A Lilim did it (Intentionally or Accidental)> Random Mutant from an Echidna> Sabbath Manamo Machines (I'm only half joking)> Just a new species
>>13943185>a coupleWell be careful, if getting spooked was just one form of karmic justice with the threat of more to come you might be in for your pinky toe meeting a door frame sometime soon.Such a pain not even a monster could ignore. Such pain is so universal it would put a lilim to the ground as she mutters swears in incomprehensible languages before she gets up and puts on an act as if she is completely composed and nothing had ever happened.
>>13943210Echidna mutation sounds the most plausible and easily acceptable to me. Rare enough to not be seen very often but still a fully functional MG who has always been the way she is.
>>13943210The first is entirely believable since lilims are dicks (vaginas? cunts?), and the echidna/new species things works conditionally so long as the monster is presented as a thing that's SIMILAR to a fusion of X and Y without actually being a fusion or played as such.
>>13943210A Lilim/Wizard did itFuta impregnation
>>13943210I'd say Lilim, as Echidna would be a crapshoot and ending up with a 'fusion' is just as unlikely as a slightly sleepier species of were-cat. Lilims can just do whatever, and probably get pretty bored if they don't have a suitable hubby to bounce in the lap of non-sexually.
>>13943214What happens if your waifu has big, meaty paws or thick, girthy claws? Does she still feel it?
>>13942335>Scylla,tomboy,muscular, chimera with Chochin-Obakea Scylla who also can produce light, tomboyish, and is muscular, I like me some Scylla so this work out pretty well fr me.>sea bishop,deredere,muscular, twin sister who loves hand holding twin muscular mermaid girls who love to hold hands with me and are lazy, that image is just to cute to ignore, their both great.>doppelganger,himedere,muscular,cuddlebuga transforming girl who muscular, like to cuddle, and want o be treated like a queen, sound good in my book. >elf,deredere,tall,cuddlebug an elf who loves cudding and is lazy, I love it.>alraune,neet,chubby,loves handholding a big chubby plant girl who likes to play games with me, yep defiantly going out with her.>succubus,dandere,hourglass,princess a quiet, shy succubus who tries to get the confidence to ask me out, that's just sweet>Nureonago,thugdere,muscular,princesssuper strong slime who loves me but is afraid to show it, sounds like it could be fun.>lava golem,himedere,shortstack,direAwesome, I love lava golems and this one is a short, muscular pile of adorableness.Everyone of these 9 girls will be getting loved and cuddled by me, as they're all equally good in my opinion. Then I will gladly give each of them their special head pats because I love them all.
>>13943210A human sonnu got cuddled by his mom too much and was infused with her vital essence and his daughter becomes a hybrid of the guy's mother and wife.
>>13943207So she turns into a human girl?Dear god, I will always say yes to the Panda.
>>13943226If it aint CHIEF GOD APPROVED™ and enchanted with armor penetration it aint a real door frame.Paladins aren't ever doing paladin things probably because they're always running around building houses that can fuck everyone and everything over.
>>13943251>they're always running around building houses that can fuck everyone and everything over.Houses, coffee table and legos, right?
>>13943259What, you thought lego was Danish? Danish sect of the order maybe.Generations of humans who were in their prime essentially built to fight that which could swat any normal human would definitely have their blood lines move over into more manual labors such as house building for civilization with some taking that skill into the more fine arts of craftsmanship and carpentry after times of peace had lingered. All for following in the steps of their ancestors and pissing off monsters with pain so intense you wish you were dead for the first instant before being sore for a week.
>>13940593>Those last few linesTell me Paladin Anon, do you attempt to leave while they duel to rape you or do you sit and wait for one to defeat the other then fight the winner?
Invisible holy armor piercing caltrops must be the bane of every corporeal monster
>>13943338Pocket sand. and leave. I got things to do.
>>13943354kay.
>>13943354You're god damn right they are.
>>13943354>Invisible caltropsThat's just not fair.
>>13943362>>13943361>>13943363I wouldn't be surprised if lego were to caltrops as nerf weapons were to firearms
>>13943365All while under the guise of a simple toy that appeals to all ages with a near limitless complexity celing. Brilliant.Captcha is most obviously the work of the demon lord though. Because I've picked out the exact same two images of doughnuts so many god damn times in this last hour. They've even been duplicates in the same problem 4 times now.
>>13943385>Succubutt daughteru brings home a set of lego>Ex military succubutt waifu goes full PTSD mode
>>13943365>Anubis having great fun building things with her new set of of invisible Autism Edition Legos>Apophis sneaks into the palace at night to do grapesnake things>She fails>Decides to break apart the anubis' design and spread the invisible pieces throughout the palace's floors>Loud cursing can be heard at random for days afterAPOPHIIIIIIIIIIS!>Also the anubis tries not to cry but fails desperately and bawls so hard the local ryuu union threates to go on strike.
>>13943398I want to join the Apophis in her revolutionary shenanigans! Whilse she litters the floor in lego, I want to spike the food supply with sharp, eternally frozen shards of toblerone!
>>13943414I just hope she doesn't get a lego embedded in her tail trying to escape or another 3 when she loses her balance from the sudden shot of pain. Sure would be a shame for the guards to be alerted by incoherent cursing followed by the whimpering of the fearsome Apophis
>>13943398This is a new level of silly, I hope you know that.
>>13943429I sure hope I never see an Anubis fall down on her butt onto a lego standing up, no sir.
>>13943465God forbid Pharaoh step on one because someone didn't clean up properly and dropped a few that slid into the hallway.
>>13943476Oh don't worry. I'd massage her sore feet. She would never feel such pain!
Would you marry an Anubis even if every time you had sex you had to poop back and forth?
>>13943507You. Out. Now.
>>13943512Don't get butthurt, you'll need your arse for the ))<>(( later.
>>13943449Oh I know, and I'm enjoying every moment.>>13943465Couldn't read that and not think of this. I actually cringed a little.
>>13943520>Couldn't read that and not think of this.I actually meant it going into her tender virgin anus
>>13943520Sat there thinking to myself. "Man with all this lego talk it would be amazing if if he was slammed into a pile of l-"Never again will i attempt to predict the future.
>>13943540That's terrible, why would you want that to happen?>>13943529And you. You're even worse. Shaaaaame.
>>13943560It could be worse. He could have made a poor kick and snapped his Tibia
>>13943560>You're even worse.>Your tomboyish childhood friend will never accidentally have a lego block rammed into her anus and become addicted to the pain>You will never catch her masochistically pleasuring her anus with one>You will never blackmail her with it into taking your round and smooth dick in her butthole>You will never see the tears on her pillow afterwards and realize how badly raping her hurt her>You will never be filled with guilt every time you see her and eventually drift apart
>>13943581Wow. That was bad.Wouldn't you like to tell them that?
>>13943581>Not using the chance to be tender with her and deepen your relationshipYou sir, are a failure!
>>13943591I want to pretend I didn't see her putting them in and play video games with her as she squirms!
>>13943591TENDERLY pounding a masochistic buttlsut's fudgehole to show her how anal is supposed to be is an interesting idea.
>>13940655Anna is essentially a starved Shirohebi at this point. Its amazing.It also shows just how fucked up she is, the perfect nice girl is now also the lewdest anime girl in the last few years after an innocent kiss
>>13943692What's Ayame then? Anubis?I'd actually waifu an Ayame-like Anubis in a heartbeat, come to think of it.
>>13943692Where's that from?
>>13943746Shimoneta.Japan gets ridiculous censorship laws, a guy is forced into a "terrorist" organization to fight it, along the way he accidentally corrupts the purest girl in the school into something that even the yanderest of monsters would be freaked out by.
>>13943761Thanks, will check.
>>13943761>mfw the new girl has hair bonersToo bad the ep was boring, I hope it picks up again.
>>13943821>the ep was boringFuwa bullying was not
>>13943845Fuwa has been the highlight of the last few eps. Kajo was perfect in the first one, but pretty lackluster since.
Skinny-dipping is dangerous, kids! Don't do it!
>>13943891I want to peep on a loli Piranha Sahuagin wearing a one-piece swimsuit to the baths and bully her with photos of it.
>>13943894What is it about loli Piranhas that stuck a cord with you? I just pulled it out of my ass to bring life to a dead thread.
>>13943897The thought of a muddy puddle full of thirsty lolis sliding all over each other was extremely hot.
>>13943901>muddy puddleThey're not mudskippers, they're piranhas. They live in rivers, presumably in South America, but possibly also in Africa.
>>13943903Piranhas usually attack people when the water levels are low, don't they?
>>13943903The idea came about from normal piranhas being forced together into smaller pools during the dry seasons when the rivers aren't as wide or deep, are stressed out from overcrowding, and ravenous for food. In this case, they're cramped together and their little bodies keep rubbing up against each other, making them sexually frustrated.
>>13943912Once a bus crashed into Piranha waters, and only one guy was able to get out. When he came back with help and they pulled the bus out all that was left of the passengers were skeletons.People who say Piranhas are harmless and don't attack people are liars and shills.
>>13943912>>13943917Very well, I approve of this. Use the loli Piranhas wisely, my sons.
>>13943897I'm not him, but I liked it too. The thought of being swarmed by an entire group of them, like that greentext, is pretty nice. I haven't brought them up though. I have brought up Polar bear girls a couple times, however.
>>13943922>like that greentextWait, what greentext?
>>13943928There was a short just in thread(?) greentext or something about them a few months ago. It was pretty cool.
>>13943922I like to imagine that the loli Piranhas would attack with single deepthroat strokes, like real piranhas take a bite and swim away.
>>13943934And here I thought I came up with the idea. My mistake.
>>13943938Oh god. Each of them taking turns going all the way down on their prey. Sounds nice.>>13943939After so many years there are very few original ideas left with MGs. Now, whether or not the ideas have been written about is a different matter altogether.
Do Piranha Girls have underbite?
>>13943949I bet they'd pull off you when you were about to cum and let you shoot it all over your hips. That way they could each have a lick of it.
Tell me about Ogres and the things they do to cute boys.
>>13942335Lets go extreme mode>AlpFug>LazyDouble fug>Pear shapedScratch that last fug>Actually a princess.Oh my>Ren XiongmaoAwww yeah>Racial normGood good>HourglassOh yeeeeeah>Mantis Chimera...okay, that's a bit weird>WerecatYes>KuudereYes!>Chubby>YES>Lazy Identical twinYES!>CheshireOh baby>DandereInteresting>HourglassOh baby!>She's baby crazyInteresting! Under that shy veneer she wants some babies.>LichAlrighty>ThugdereI see>Pear shapedMakes sense>Masochist...huhSo I'm not in a harem comedy, but who's the winning girl? I bet the Cheshire.
>>13943972The Mantis Panda can kick everyone else's ass.
>>13943972>thugdere>masochist>Get it hard already you little bitch, I'ma take it in dry!I bet being undead has dampened her sensations so much that she has to do it like that to really feel it.
>>13943975I just wonder what her personality would be since she's the racial norm for both species.
>>13943986They share "lustful", so I'd say she defaults to that.
>>13943992Hmm, lustful Mantispanda, twin werecats, baby crazy Cheshire (since she's shy she's going to be even more crazy by the laws of anime) and a masochist Thug lich looking for her next high.I'm gonna die aren't I?
>>13944004You forgot tubby Alp Princess.
>>13944006She actually seems like the safest one.Though if I wanted safe I wouldn't be here.
>>13944012Princess wants to be princess carried! Chop-chop slave!
>>13944016Well fuck, looks like I won't get a moments peace.
>>13944023Just ask M-Lich to give you stamina buffs. Or better yet, slap her around and TELL HER TO.
>>13944016I'd build a trap for the princess out of an ice cream tub to entice her into some stocks, after which I would fuck her like an animal in both holes provided she's nekobus-chubby and not a disgusting fatso
I want to slap Manako in the face with my dick.
>>13944032If you want her to lose weight, just drag her inna woods for an adventure.
>>13944025I'm not really that sadistic but I can do a few slaps on the ass.
>>13944036I don't, I just want to ream her.
>>13944037Isn't depriving her of what she needs the sadistic thing to do? If you really care about her, you'll take care of her needs.
>>13944032If you want her to lose weight just cut off "her" limbs
>>13944045Your edge is dull.
>>13944050I'm not edgy, I just want to purge Alps.
>>13944044Alright but those buffs better be worth it.>>13944045The princesses knights will destroy you anon.
>>13944032someone mention The nekobus?
>>13944072>The princesses knightsAre they Alps too? They're joining her on the stocks!
>>13944084No, they are all really fit Oni.
>>13944072>The princesses knights will destroy you anonI have a well trained squad of orc body guards.
>>13944130Is she one of Your body gaurds?
I want to tickle a haughty Elf princess.
>>13944149No, its only orcs.
If you aren't an elf then you are disgusting and should just go kill yourself!
>>13944178Why am I disgusting? What's so great about elves?
>>13944199Begone, you sub-elf heathen!
>>13944216I want to paizuri the smug out of her.
>>13944061Or perhaps one Alp in particular?
>>13944283Alp really should be purged, for the dialogue if nothing else.
I want to impregnate a Pharaoh and cause a scandal!
>>13944312But you'll never get rid of him, anon. Just like you couldn't get rid of the milkman. You just don't have it in you.
>>13944323>the milkman.I wish he would deliver my milk in the morning.
>>13944326The problem is the milkman ends up fucking your Holst.
>>13944321I want to fuck the Pharaoh and have her Anubis walk in to give a report on the new pyramids progress. I want her to try and calmly relay all the important information to her lewdly moaning ruler with a red face and stutter as she tries to hold her embarrassment in and retain a professional composure. I want that Anubis to fail miserably, staring wide-eyed at the violent fuck fest before her, thighs twitching and breathing heavily in between words, her tail wagging frantically against her will. I want her to stop her report mid sentence, running out of the room to her own quarters whilst frantically apologising for her lack of professionalism. I want nearby slaves to blush as they overhear a faint wet noise and moans coming from the Anubis' locked room, only for her to calmly walk out half an hour later with a red face and unable to look anyone in the eye.I want both myself and the Pharaoh to be too busy fucking each other like its our last day on Earth to even notice any of this.
>>13944329Still.I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning.
>>13944340You sir, understand the Desert.
>>13944329But anon, what if it's the Holst posting?
>>13944348Well I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when I'm yawning.
>>13944378Why would a Holst want her own milk delivered to her?Unless she wants it delivered to someone else in the morning. Yes. That makes sense.
>>13944329>>13944348>>13944381>>13944394Wouldn't the milk...woman be a Holst?
what you guys up to
>>13944416Making MMD's and fapping furiously to them
>>13944416Nothin.
>>13944416Watching shitty youtube videos and writing a horrible thing.
>>13944396>She comes to your house in the morning>Knocks on your door, you open it>She says she came to deliver your milk>She brought no bottles though>Ask her why>She just giggles>yfw
>>13944416Doing research. Failing.>>13943963
>>13944426Why does the Milkwoman wear a sweater?
>>13944426I don't think this woman is part of the regular milk delivery service. Someone should report her!
>>13944396I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.
>>13944396No, his wife is a holst. I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.
Is anyone doing the Anubis Yeti story or should I stop having hope?
>>13944475Yeah, I wondered about that a couple weeks ago too. It seemed like a nice idea.
>>13944475>>13944485What silliness is this?
>>13944475Somebody did anal-urethral ouroboros after like a year, so you never know.
>>13944475Write it yourself. You never know, it could be a surprise hit with the thread.
>>13940655>>13943761
>>13944586I like how this season has TWO monstergirl shows, yet the best example of a monstergirl is a human in an unrelated show.
>>13944436Because there is no term called "shirt puppies".
>>13944599Anna is gross and lewd tho, I don't think most of us would like her. Well, maybe apart from the Ushi crowd.
>>13944396Whatever happened to predictability?The Milkholst, the Paperalp, and evening TV?
>>13944604>Apart from the ushi crowdJust because it's an indirect insult doesn't make it any less of an insult you son of a triscuit!
>>13944604I'll have you know that Fuwa Hyouka is best girl, Anna a shit A SHIT!
>>13944604>Strong>Devoted>Always ready to goShe's pretty ideal, dude.
>>13944614Kajo > Fuwa > Loli > Glans Hair > Extra > Anna
>>13944604Anna is almost the ultimate Yandere.Yuno Gasai in Mirai Nikki was too extreme and violent for my tastes, but Anna's form of yandere is just obsessive love. Its pure, to the point where it feels wrong but the sentiment is still there.
>>13944632I prefer my yanderes calculating, honestly. A girl who'd murder and melt down a perceived rival but acted normal with me would be much nicer than an obvious psycho like Anna.
>>13944657>calculative yanderesYesss, that's perfect.
>>13944632The best Yandere in my opinion is Mitsuki Koharu from Koharu no Hibi. It's more like she is Deredere to the point that it starts to resemble yandere-ness than her actually being crazy, but that's how I like my Yanderes.
did somebody say "yandere"moff
>>13944704>tfw no yandere timelord waifu to shotafy you and forcefully breastfeed you
>>13944694Mitsuki is p. cute, sure. Better than Anna, at least.
Consider the following: a yandere who maintains her cool and doesn't let on she's yan until all her romantic rivals are out of the game. A yandere who plays everyone for fools like some kind of female Xanatos. Someone who is patient, someone who has time. Someone nobody suspects.
>>13944714Thank goodness.
>>13944726Yandere Gargoyle when? Gargoyle art update when?
>You will never take a bath in your pet slimegirl>You will never feel her warm embrace carrassing every part of your body>She will never whisper to you about how she'll take care of you, and that it's okay to relax>You will never feel completely at peace while covered in your slimegirl's gooey, yet comfortable liquid body>You will never feel yourself drift off to the most peaceful rest of your life while you listen to the faint heartbeat of the googirl, assuring you that you're safe and sound in her embrace
>>13944735>Yandere Gargoyle whenI was planning on one eventually.>art update whenWho knows? Have a Demona.
>>13944735You'll just have to settle with the supplemental image. http://puu sh/jDEgI/b11499bcd6.jpg
>>13944757>I was planning on one eventually.Awesome, I look forward to it.
>>13944774>I look forward to itYou shouldn't.
>>13944704>moth's face when you're allergic to her powder>it infects your trachea and chokes you to death
>>13944783I don't think Kaiko has powder though, and in the MGE moths case, mamonomana fixes you right up.
>>13944714>Forceful breastfeedingWhy is this showing up so much recently in the threads?
>>13944821>subs
>>13944821>showing up so much recentlyIt barely gets mentioned, anon.
>>13944829Don't start that, I was only wondering why such a specific fetish gets mentioned so much.
>>13943520Holy shit.
>>13944831It turned up at the end of the last thread too. Maybe I'm getting paranoid and seeing patterns when there aren't any...
>>13944714I'd rather an agressive hathorite breast feeding a familiar.
>>13944774>>13944776So what would a yan Gargoyle do? Drop bricks on her rivals?
>>13944829>dubs
>>13944034I want her to sit on me just like that and lovingly lick her eyeball.
>>13944862>FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE
>>13944862I guess it'd go like this:1.) Imprints on some dude after decades of zero human interaction2.) Stalks the fuck out of him during the night3.) Remains stationary during the day for obvious reasons4.) ???5.)Makes her move when he's at his most vulnerable (reading, fapping, sleeping, etc.)
>>13944862>>13944882>You never can run nor hide what you've done from the eyes... the very eyes of Notre Dame!
>>13944694YOU. ARE. MY. NIGGA!
>>13944743That would feel pretty good.Someone elaborating on this would be appreciated.
>>13944743>You'll never have a bath with your tiny pet slimegirl>You'll never put her on a little toy boat and gently push her around the water, pretending to be a giant sea monster
Snuggle war now !Cuddle the Kitsunes!
>>13944967Wait, who's the enemy?
>>13944970Everyone is!Cuddle the Kitsunes before its too late!
>>13944970Loneliness is the enemy.
>>13945035I'm going to cuddle Loneliness, then.
>>13941628Dick answer? Because faggots like you are wasting time you could be using for writing a Jurougumo short by asking this question to a bunch of people on 4chan who're even more Shinoneka levels of morality enforcement than even /tg/Real answer? They do everything a normal Arachne does, except instead of "Ufufufu Arararara" spider sex it's more like "Hnnngh! Go with the flow! Stop struggling! Quit being such a tease and give in! I'm only doing this because I love you!" sort of rape that may or may not include shoulder biting and scratching on the back.That and I don't feel like writing one with too much shit on my procrastination platter already. She's still best spider though and anybody who disagrees is rightly entitled to their opinion no matter how much I don't like it because at the end of the day we're all here for our love of MGs, not wagging our dicks around in a candiru infested river
>>13945035I wonder how long it takes for a man to go insane due to loneliness...
>>13945052Really?Can you find the spirit of loneliness and cuddle her till she becomes one of companionship?
>>13944976Race war now! Cuddle the Tanukis!
>>13945067If only we had someone who was willing to write anything in the hopes it made people like him...>>13945082I'm not an expert on this stuff, but I can try.
>>13945086Never!I'll impregnate and snuggle them instead!
>>13945098I'll headpat and intercrural one!
>>13945067Candiru Sahuagin where?
>>13945090>Writing because you want people to like youBiggest mistake anybody who contributes OC can make.
>>13945110And yet poor little Alpie does whatever he's told. He's like a writefag version of a gopher.
>>13945111Where's Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Rodney Dangerfield when you need them in this time of need?
>>13945122I'm not following you.
So, mamomo mana transforms you into the husbando of your mg waifu's dreams and vice-versa. What if she wants you to become a [male body/archetype you don't like here]?
>>13945126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Hx5ka1FiAJesus, Anon.
>I DO NOT PISS TO MARK MY TERRITORY!Uh-oh! She found out you're the source of all the nasty rumors about her! What do?
>>13945167prepare my body, as this was the intended end result.
>>13945067>They do everything a normal Arachne does, except instead of "Ufufufu Arararara" spider sex it's more like "Hnnngh! Go with the flow! Stop struggling! Quit being such a tease and give in! I'm only doing this because I love you!" sort of rape that may or may not include shoulder biting and scratching on the back.That's the best rape.
>>13945167What's she gonna do? Piss on me?
>>13945181
>>13945167Oh? Then how do you do it?
>>13944743>She'll whisper how cute you are as sleep in her embrace.
>>13945198It's not sweat.also forgot my text
Well boys.I fucked up. Spent like an hour writting up this sweet list of shit to buy, and then left it at the hotel when I went to the first train. So in the end, I only got 1/3 MonMusu doujins. Still got a pretty decent MG haul today.
>>13945205Face rape is very lewd and I'd bully her about it tasting faintly like piss afterwards.
>>13945206They're Papi and the Suu~
>>13945206Whelp. I am too drunk/tired to fix this. Guess you guys can live with upside down image.
>>13945167Tell her that she got the wrong person because I don't create bullshit rumors about others. Surely she'll understand.
>>13945206>LEE's kemonomimi with best girls oppai loli titties in proud display>Tanabe's Makoto doujin>some /ss/ doujin with a brown girl>some Minette doujinNiiiice.
>>13945206Is that the girl from valkyria chronicles? What's the title?
>>13945229She followed your scent, anon. And this taste... it's the taste of a liar!
>>13945175Whatever you say Anon, you might as well write it because I can't be assed to.
>>13945235Wow, she's calling me a liar now? I'm fucking offended. How dare she make these absurd accusations?!Actually, how did she even come to this conclusion with her sense of smell alone?
>>13945243You've got a wolf girl licking you and you're acting indignant?
>>13945249not him, but I wouldn't appreciate being called a liar.
>>13945232I always forget that LEE is a woman, wigs me out every time I go to her table. I actually picked up three editions of Break Blue too, that one, the Celica/Shota Ragna one and the Alpha 01 one, but they didn't seem terrible relevant to the thread.>>13945234None of them are, but I tell you the title of any of them if you want. Which one did you think it was?
>>13945249Agh, what the hell? Somebody get her off me! She's invading my personal space! I swear it wasn't me!Police! Forest Guard! Anyone!
>>13945261If a boy is raped inna woods, does his scream make a sound?Yes, and it attracts more predators
>>13945259>LEE is a womanThat's news to me.Is she attractive?>and the Alpha 01 oneThat's been scanned, but it's a shame that it has yet to be translated.
>>13945259The girl with short brown hair on the orange cover. Looks kinda like her. Wendy Cheslock is her name I think.
>>13945167Piss on her and tell her I just marked my property. The look on her face would be worth the broken ribs.
>>13945167
>>13945283Trunicht go home, you're scum.
>>13945206>Makoto
>>13945290AND WHO ARE YOU?
>>13945287
>>13945298Job please, go job to a bullet.
>>13945279That's actually one of Setouchi's books, and that's Sonia from MGQ: Redux. She gets pissed off about getting no action while Luka gets molested constantly, so she kidnaps and blindfolds him, then fucks the shit out of him to try and get out of the Childhood Friendzone.
>>13945300
>>13945293I'm the DOOD.
>>13945271Alpha is best girl.
>>13945307>>13945290
>>13945271I forgot it wasn't TL'd yet. I've already read it on ex in Japanese, but I kinda forgot and just assumed that I read in English so I thought it was already done. Maybe I'll get onto it sometime, but I'm notoriously lazy with these things.
>>13945318Are you RSanon by chance?
>>13945323Nope, just some other guy with poor work ethic and in japan. I went at Winter Comiket too, and I believe I posted my shit then as well.
>>13945264>[X] Run
>>13945328>with poor work ethic and in japanAftyn then.
>>13945331Wrong again.
>>13945334A nobody.
>>13945331aftyn's back in the states
>>13944925I'll make this happen, anon. Someone bear witness to me so I can be goaded into actually doing it.WITNESS ME
>>13945331Why the fuck do you even care about namefags, Jesus.
>>13945337And that's how I intend to stay, to be honest. There's no need for the threads to know my name.
>>13945347I have nothing worthwhile to do with my time.
>>13945352Then become a writefag and get deconstructed by a bunch of degenerates
>>13945354Has /mgg/ raged on every writefag in here?
>>13945364No.Many writefags are kill ;_;
>>13945354That doesn't always happen. Only the infamous ones get that treatment.
>>13945340Holdin' ya to it.
>>13945364Only if they've rightfully ended up on the thread's shitlist. For every decent writefaggot there's like five others who are absolute shit or attention whores.
>>139453405/10
>>13945371Just the other day a barely known writefag showed up after a year of no activity. It's likely more of them are alive than you'd think.
>>13945376Attention whores? Maybe, but I can't say we have many shit writefags. Compared to other places the quality ranges from passable to fairly good mostly.
>>13945381Indeed, just like that guy that posted his thoughts on Huniepop in pastebin a few weeks back.
>>13945380>>13945374
>>13945390InariKitsune and Negawalker are the only two really abhorrent ones I remember, I dunno if there are others I should add to the shit list.
>>13945405>NegawalkerHe's a faggot but his stuff was actually alright. The guy just needed to get some humility and actually stick to one or two stories and he'd have been one of the decent ones.
I want to be teased and bullied by smug Cheshire twins!
>>13945402>>13945374I WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE GATES OF VALHALLA. WHERE YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME.
>>13944976>EveryoneBut that's not war, you have to have a side.
>>13945408I believe his two-part Rachnee smut was posted in the /a/ MonMusu threads earlier this week, but I doubt it was actually posted by him after a quick filename search.
>>13944416Waiting for more KH3 news.
>>13945421This was also a problem of his: literal fanfiction.I remember back when he was a new and promising writefaggot, roughly this time last year with his wyvern story. The fall came fast and hard.
>>13944416Just waiting until we see pictures of you tied up somewhere.
>>13945431>I remember back when he was a new and promising writefaggot, roughly this time last year with his wyvern story. The fall came fast and hard.That really hurts too, as I never anticipated that he was actually an egotistical Bob fanboy.
>>13945437I wonder how .Less' stalker is doing...
>>13945440>he really wanted criticism because he wanted to get into writing>the moment one person (and it rarely was more than one person) said "it was ok" he responded with a paragraph about his inspiration and future ideasMost people say that was egotistical, but I found it depressing.
>>13945431I'm just glad I have no farther to fall <3
>>13944967But I want to cuddle a Yeti, not a KitsuneWhere do I inquire about the lonely Yetis to cuddle
I want to interrupt a kunoichi's introductory speech by grabbing her massive tits!I want to ignore her surprised and enraged response and ask her if they get in the way of being stealthy!I want to stand there and listen as she breaks her stoic and cold persona and bitches to me like a normal girl does to her friends down the phone about how it makes hiding difficult and she can't use bows without painfully catching her own tit with the string!
>>13945474Look in your local area for opportunities to volunteer to be a MG's daki.
>>13945461Don't worry, unless you're Bob there's always further to fall.
How long do you guys think we have before we have to go to the next thread? I'm bad at judging that.There was something I wanted to do.
>>13945419Never! We free for all now!>>13945474Traitor!You'll never find the Yeti base in the Himalayas!
>>13945477I want a big-tittied Kunoichi to "assassinate" me and take me back to her village as her husbando.
>>13945481Close but no cigar.
>>13945477Frankly I'd be terrified if I saw a Kunoichi coming up to me with a sword in her hand.
>>13945485We're 4th in line right now but with how fast the board has been going recently could be anywhere from an hour to like six. Most-likely sometime today/tonight.
>>13945496I want a big bottomed, busty kunoichi to get stuck in my window in an attempt to 'assassinate' me.
>>13945502Bollocks? I actually like Bollocks' stuff, and think he'd be more accepted if he wasn't so self hating. Self-depreciation is infinitely better than having a fucking ego but there are limits to this.
>>13945512Okay, thanks.
>>13944416Requesting shit.
>>13945513That actually sounds pretty cute, and hot.
>>13945510Demon realm silver doesn't kill though. Through magical bullshit it just gives you a steel erection and the Kunoichi just lets you fuck her.A lifetime of training to just so one man can get a good regular fuck. I can only hope they only go after seriously high value targets, or the whole thing feels wasteful.
>>13945514Well if it's any consolation last I saw that faggot was treading over yon grassy gnolls
>>13945513Remember that flash game with the girl stuck in the bathroom window? Where you could slap her tits around and make her furious from it, only to slip down her panties and ram a vibrator in her to shut her up?I played that way, way too much. But on topic, that with a Kunoichi.
>>13945523I'll just have to pray to every god out there that she brought the demon realm silver sword, and not the actual steel sword.
>>13945531I still play it.
>>13945519Indeed, so helpless would she be that I could molest her ears without worry
>>13945528Well that leaves Alp or Inarikitsune, and I have nothing good to say about the latter and the former only has persistence going for him.
Do ghost girls have cold or warm breath?
>>13945206>Buying physical porn
>>13945560I remember in Lanternon's story it turned out undead had warm mouths because cold blowjobs were unpleasant to men, so demonic energy did its usual magical shit. I'll just go with that.
So, Angel girls and houris only get their husbands in the mortal realm, right? Does that mean heaven is a no-husbandoing zone if I die single?
>>13945514You do realize most of my issue is not following shitty advice and just writing instead of worrying about whether or not the thread will care and basically being Goku vs Kid Buu Spirit Bomb shit with tumblr's victim syndrome, yeah?
>>13945582Well you'd probably have a will-o-wisp to worry about first.
I want to go fishing with a Harpy
>>13945583I have the same issue and it's why I've rewritten a story about three times over after thinking the thread will see it as shit. Someday I'll post it. Someday.
>>13945590I want to go fisting a harpy.
>>13945568Yeah, I guess I'll go with that then.
>>13945590I want to go flying with a Mermaid
>>13945487I'll wander around the Himalayas, camping and slowly removing my layers until a Yeti picks up my cold body and takes me to their base
>>13945587So WIll o' Wisps and charon are the final bosses of the cycle of life? I'll just climb my way to the gates of heaven myself then.
>>13945603I want a Yeti to come across my frozen, stiff body and happily offer her arms for a warming hug. I want her gentle smile to fall as I don't respond, for her to nervously ask if I'm ok. I want her to gently shake me to wake me up, and to get more forceful and desperate when that doesn't work. I want her to realize that this time she was too late. I want her throat to feel tight and her eyes to burn. I want the mountains to echo with a long, mournful scream.
>>13945621Well I want a Yeti to hug me.
>>13945603>>13945621There are probably PSA's saying not to wander up the mountains just to look for a Yeti waifu.
>>13944726>All the murders happen at nightWe don't need Batwoman to solve this crime.I'd say we don't need Superwurm either but she'll show up whether we need her or not.
>>13945629I'd sooner have NRAC back than this shitty threadcanon.
>>13945606Sounds badass.
>>13945629A shit.
>>13945626>STOP, do NOT go searching for Yetis in these mountains>There are only so many of us, we cannot find all lost, hypothermic travelers >ALWAYS wear warm clothing>The Yeti warns you, as she gives you a teasingly big hug and a complimentary blue scarf before you head off
>>13945621I want to be the first man to climb a snowy mountain nobody else has ever gone to on a clear day, and just as I'm about to reach the top, a strong blizzard suddenly swoops in. I want to see something moving in the blizzard towards me, and desperately back away from it, fearing it might be a voracious unknown creature. I want finally realize I've mistaken the unknown thing for a yeti, moments before tripping and falling off the edge of the mountain, descending into the cold rocks and snow that lie on the face of the mountain, the horrified yeti being the last thing I see before the blizzard takes over and all I see is white. White, then pain, then black.
>>13945632>>13945651Listen I know you guys hate the idea of Batwoman, but come on who else could take the role of Batman than a literal bat lady?!
>>13945673It's actually more than I think the whole retard wurm thing is idiotic, and making that retard a superhero and then pushing it for multiple threads is irritating and stupid as hell.
>>13945673That's quite the manly body.
>>13945621>>13945664No sad yetis, only happy yetis
>>13945477I want to make a kunoichi recite her death haikus!
I want to set fire to an Ignis!
>>13945685And then my body and blood would be buried beneath the snow as the blizzard erases all traces of my presence, as I'm entombed in the cold, never to be found again.
>>13945678This.
>>13945685Ok then. I want a Yeti to>>13945621and>>13945664Only this time she'd find it funny because she's an irredeemable psychopath!
>>13945689Sounds good for a greeting, or inviting someone a coffee.
>>13945477YEAAAAAAAAAART
Yeah, monstergirls are nice, but you know what they can't give you? Sons.You know what can?Paladins.What I'm saying is, where's the paladin girl love?
>>13937518Does anyone have an exhentai link to this? I can't seem to find one.
>>13945741She'll get her love when she can win at Waifu Wars
>>13945664>>13945693>Thousands of years later>Anon is found within his frozen tomb and brought back for study>The Chief Lich researcher of Undead, assisted by Nobel prize winner Wurm Mackinzie, bring anon back to life>For the specific purpose of gaining hands on knowledge about the past>Anon finally calms down after the shock that he's undead, it's the future, and that his wife died right alongside him>Except anon didn't have a wife>They say they are going to work on unthawing / bringing back is dead wife soon>Except anon didn't have a wife>Wurm Mackinzie reassures anon that undeath may have made him forget his past, like his wife>Except anon knows he didn't have a wife>The next day anon wakes up to a Yeti hugging him>A surprisingly cool undead Yeti with the happiest grin imaginable>And that's how I met your mother>>13945685 You're welcome dork.
>>13945764I'd ask if all the Tanuki are gone yet and put myself under for another 1000 years if they weren't.
>>13945774Yes, more soft Tanuki for me.
>>13945673That doesn't even really look attractive.
>>13945764Monstergirls' persistence is commendable.
>>13945754Seriously though, post paladin girls.
>>13945764>die in the snow>brought back 1000 years later, when the world will be terrifying and alien to you>forced to marry some undead yeti you don't even know>you don't even care about living yetis, you like jinkos>forced to live as freaks and outsiders in a bizarre world where everyone you know and love is long dead>thanks ObamalichYour "happy" ending isn't actually that happy.
>>13945678>>13945695>I'm not the only one who hates that superwurm crapGood to know. I miss actually fun threadcacon like Anya.
>>13945759Do monster girls have a knack for ruining people's hair or is she wearing them as accessories?
>>13945807.>>13945683>>13945793Which is why I was asking if it was finished yet.
>>13945818She went to the barber and just said - ah, forget it, you know the meme by now.
>>13945818i belive thats a guy who belongs to that hair
>>13945807But you get a loving yeti who died for you trying to keep you warm for 1000s of years, now you're both alive againShe's gonna hug you and squeeze you and pet you
It seems my cunning ruse to get a new Paladin-Chan has failed, so I'm just going to ask for one.God this is embarrassing.
>>13945834I point you out to the other flaws in the ending I mentioned. No amount of waifuing will help when everything you've ever known and loved is gone, and all you have is a stranger you don't really care for claiming to be the only thing you need.I'd hunt down that Liches phylactery for this shit.
>>13945841Paladin girls a qt, especially when they fight monsters to keep them off their future husbandos.
I want to tell a dragon that she's forgetting something important about our troops! They don't... need... oxygen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt524wGJFqs>TFW you will never reminisce about your life with your waifu to Charon>TFW she'll never tell you both to enjoy your afterlife while making sure you both reincarnate and find each other again
>>13945853I hope someone writes a story where a paladin girl actually gets the guy and wrecks some succubus bitch. The writefag will probably be hated for this because stupid reasons, but it would be refreshing to see.
>>13945863Bonus points if there's transformation bullshit either.
>>13945867You mean no transformation?
>>13945858>SaxophoneWell I lasted 5 seconds before turning that off.>also, Charon not just making bad puns about it to your face
Well?
>>13945869Yeah I forgot to add the "no"I need to sleep
>>13945869No, I think he wants her to turn into a valkyrie or an angel!
>>13945829I'm not aware of this meme you were about to describe.
>>13945858Great choice in music you picked sir. I love me some Big O.
I want to team up with my ghoulfu and fuck every monster girl species in the encyclopedia with her.I'll even take pictures with them for my scrapbook!
>>13945867No transformation shit at all, just a Paladin girl saving the guy from a slutty succubus and marrying him after. It realistically has to happen because monsters can't have sons. Some men have to marry human women. I would be one of those men if monsters were real, I only like them as fap fuel.
>>13945881Every species? Even Cait siths?
>>13944475I'm still doing it.It's just slow going, is all.
>>13945841Well, since you asked so nicely.funfact; it's hard to find a picture of girls with armor that aren't SEIBAH
>>13945886Every.Species.
>>13945872>filenameWhat a way to ruin a first encounter with a divine.>A beautiful angel descends before you from parted clouds in a beam of light>heavenly voices sing a wonderful song that makes your soul want to leap out of your body in pure happiness>she gracefully steps foot onto the ground in front of you and opens her mouth to ask you a question in the sweetest voice you've ever heard:"OI, WHAT DO YA THINK OF ANGEL PUSSY?"
Gentlemen, the time is now.Place your bets.http://i.imgur.com/Hs0eHFP.png
>>13945924>Kobold in the tournamentWell, time for my heart to shatter.
>>13945915I see, I understand...you like those "types" of girls.Farewell heathen, I am certain you'll enjoy yourself.
>>13945924I place bets on district 3
>>1394592440 on Paladin-chan!
>>13945924CMON FIRE RAT!
>>13945924I want Alp to win!... as slim as her chances are.
>>13945924I bet a cute pic of an Ushi-Oni on 7, 9, and 11.
>>13945924I wager 400 Quatroos on district 8.
>>13945924Kung fu panda.
>>13945940>dumping me with monstergirls because I was taken aback by a lovely angel yelling about her snatchThis is bullshit.
>>13945924Weekend spam time, eh? Whatever, let's do this.
>>13945954Do not complain about the fate you chose, this is your happiness now, make the best of it.
>>13945965Well fuck you, because I'm going to live alone and become a wizard and shit.
Space Monkey Sluts!
>>13945983I think that's a cat and a dog anon.And I'd rather a Ctarl Ctarl.
>>13945924Siren, what are you doing? You don't have fingers Siren.http://i.imgur.com/XZ2AYRe.png>>13945934I figured I had to jump in the new girl.
>>13945994>Kobold finds a bag of explosivesI foresee no possible way that could end well in any situation.
>>13945994what about the other new girl?
>>13945976I cannot say I understand your frustrations since you choose this fate yet dislike it.Though I can say that >>13945940 likely won't let you go freely after claiming you.Humans are so strange...
>>13945992And they're here to get laid!
>>13945994Wow Alp-Chan, you're a fucking bitch.http://i.imgur.com/XTwnz62.png>>13946001It didn't occur to me. I guess she just needs some time to settle in before I throw her into the killing fields.
>>13946002Good luck to the horse that wants to rape me. How will that even work? Is she going to walk backwards at me and hope I'm standing on a stepladder?
>>13945924>http://i.imgur.com/Hs0eHFP.pngI'll place my bets on the tenacious tentacle.
>>13946011SIREN NO
>>13946011They were just trying to take those explosives away from Kobold-chan. Those could seriously hurt someone!>Holst thinks about home;_;
>>13946011But three other monstergirls raided Kobold's camp too! Why are you singling the alp out, you bully?
>>13945994Don't underestimate the Damphirs daddy issues.
>>13946013Rape posts anon.Alternatively being tied to a tree.
>>13946011dayyum dragon, that's brutal
>>13946028Horse legs are easy to break. So, so easy. They don't heal properly either so there's also that.
>>13946024>Sits up in her room all day listening to Castlevania OST and hugging her daki.
>>13946011Please tell me that that's actually water one of you guys sent.http://i.imgur.com/phHmmBl.png>>13946022Alp's been bullied like that before. She should be better than her bullies.
>>13945870>Hating on saxophoneYou fucking what, m80.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXjCp_f1h4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
Plump cat butts
>>13946044Ok, you got me with those, but normally it sounds fucking terrible.
>>13946047That is indeed a plump butt.Too much fancy feast I see.
>>13946047Aw yiss, want to put kittens in that.
>>13946047Could be plumper.
>>13946047What devilry is this? Tumblr images with no tumblr noses?
>>13946042>Holst wakes from nightmaresAlready I'm feeling sorry for the poor girl.
>>13946047>Nekomata buttI'd prefer Disgaea Nekomata butt, but this butt is fine too.
>>13946047>.less can't even make appealing looking buttsAs expected.
>>13946042poor anubis
>>13946034But she's wearing armor anon.And you're just a small wimpy boy!
>>13946042Well, I'm sure Ghost just traumatized someone.http://i.imgur.com/sH2BWGW.png
>>13946078that barometz is my hero
>>13946078>Kobold playing with Holstaurus Adorable.
>>13946078Whoa.That's fucking metal.
>>13946078>Ignis scares Mantis offDang, just as I wanted to comment about her being badass.
>>13946069why would you link something as disgusting as thatfat cat tats and fabulous feline fanny
>>13946078>Kobold chases HolstI'm now headcanoning Kobold as an innocent child who's not quite sure what's going on and just wants to play.
>>13946034>Horse legs are easy to break.Haha, good one.>They don't heal properly either so there's also that.You're a retard, so there's also that. They can heal fine, the problem is with the dumb animals trying to use it before the injury heals, leading to further injuries, strain and complications. None of that is a factor with sapient creatures.
>>13946078>Dog chases a CowThat feels pretty appropriate
>>13946078Because after watching a ghost kill someone for not killing either of you, the best idea is to tell ghost stories.http://i.imgur.com/uLd1zd7.png
>>13946100Do you eat shit?
>>13946108How can a double suicide fail if they both die?Also, are they talking about ghost stories in general, or stories about the ghost?
>>13946108>Kobold and Holst cuddle for warmthPlease don't kill each other...>Undine treats her infection...how does water get infected?
>>13946078>Ghost possess Barometz to try and control her into killing someone, but she fights back, so Ghost just turns off her heartSpooky.
>>13946108>Kobold curled up with holstaurCute.
>>13946108>Kobold and holstaurus best of friendsto cute they are going to die aren't they
>>13946108Aw, Kobold only wanted to cuddle.
>>13946122Pollution.
>>139461302deep
>>13946108Kobold no, they're not playing hide and seek.http://i.imgur.com/mq0PLPs.png
>>13946122Stagnation
Big squeezable pawpads
>>13946139Apophis ate one doughnut too many it seems.
>>13946139kobold no!
>>13946139Paladin-chan is loosing it.
>>13946139>Apophis dies yet again>This time from failing to climb a treeShouldn't lamias be, like, super-skilled in tree climbing?You know, because they're snakes?
>>13946149>Kemono noseOhboy.
>>13946139Thump.http://i.imgur.com/34DieLx.png
>>13946163Fat snake ass.
>>13946139>Apophis goes full Crisp
>>13946105No need to get shitty over it.
>>13946166Truly the trees are the killers of this session
>>13946166>Apsara also falls to her deathOh, really?
>>13946166Kobold is a cuddleslut.
>>13946177I nominate Dryad for next session.
>>13946166>Kobold snuggles AlpNow that's adorable.>Holst kills LilirauneI'm assuming she just thought the Lili was some delicious grass to graze on.
>>13946166>Kobold snuggling alpAdorable.
>>13946166kobold is desperate for cuddles I swear if she dies i'm done for the day
>>13946166>Kobold convinces Alp to snuggleTruly, her heart is too big to for this world. To think she'd even love a pitiable creature like an alp.
>>13946197Kobolds are loving creatures Anon, they'll share their love with everyone.
>>13946166Everyone's dying and all I'm sad about is the fact that no arena events are happening.http://i.imgur.com/9ioP8Id.png
>>13946211>kobold okgood that's all I care about to this point
>>13946211Kobold just wants some tasty snacks.
>>13946211I want to elope with and marry a Paladin-chan!
>>13946211>Alp shoots Sylph"Goddammit, I shot the wind again!">Hellhound patches up UndineThat's... oddly adorable.
>>13946211Kobold convinced Alp to kill the others for her while they were cuddling.I'm onto her, she's not as innocent as she seems.
>>13946211WELL SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR!http://i.imgur.com/4VwcxJH.png
>>13946211>Kobold steals from ghost"Haha, got your bedsheets!""Give those back, mutt!""Chase me! Chase me!"
>>13946224Alp wins?
>>13946224D-did alp just fucking win?
>>13946224>Kobold and holstFriends to the end.>Dragon shields alp.Wait....Did alp just win?
>>13946224wait, what....
>>13946224>Kobold, Holst, and Hellhound all deadOH FUCK YOU
>>13946226Yes, and Alp wins now, thanks to you, idiot.
>>13946224>Kobold and Holst stick together to the endThey were good girls
>>13946224>forgot she was dealing with bombsThey didn't teach common sense in paladin school did they?
>>13946224>Holst and Kobold together until the endMy heart>Alp winsBitterness Incarnate
>>13946224Your winner and supreme waifu!ALP!http://i.imgur.com/wn4NwMK.pngAll because Dragon saved her.
>>13946224This is not the future any of us chose.
>>13946224Fucking horseshit.>Holst and Kobold hugging one last time in whatever shelter they can find as explosions give the whimpering dog-girl shellshock>Paladin fighting for her life to the very end, despite impossible oddsMy heart.>Ghost and hellhound, both intimately familiar with death, causually exchanging numbers to meet up in the afterlife before bombs kill them bothMy sides.
>>13946261Looking at Paladin-cans I through VI, apparently not.
>>13946248>That guy the other night laughing about how Alp could never win one of these>The faggots here get BTFO when the boring dog dies and the Alp winsI was wrong about these, they actually can be fun.
>>13946264nope not happy about this one I'm out fuck the games first jinko suffer now koblod died a good girl!
>>13946275I'm just mad grapesnake died from failing to do one of the many things that snakes should be good at.Like climbing trees.Oh, also, she didn't win again.
>>13946264Never underestimate the luck and tenacity of an Alp.A feast of beer and nachos for the winner!
>>13946264Guys, I think we need to stop bullying alps...they're prone to explosive outbursts.
>>13946264And now, a moment for the fallen.http://i.imgur.com/bIrpXgS.pngShould I do another, or is that good for today?>>13946265You guys kept sending bombs. It may not be the future you chose, but it's the future you caused.>>13946268>Implying they're not going to the Lich Ranch to be raised as Zombies.
>>13946289Let's have another go.This time, the bombs are gone.And no trees, please!
>>13946287NO ALP SHOULD OF DIED!
>>13946274>Paladin-cans>Canned Paladins>Buy one at the nearest supermarket for instant protection against monstergirl invaders!>Our company is not responsible for any husbandoing made by them
>>13946289I think that's it for now. Constantly doing them makes it look like spam and will be a good way of making people sick of them.
>>13946289later tonight maybe
>>13946289I'd cuddle some heat into Zombie-Kobold.
>>13946291I'm gonna need another Paladin then.
>>13946292>SHOULD OF>OF
>>13946291>no bombs >no trees>final destination>foxes only
Foxes tied up!
>>13946295>Paladin-cansI mean, they are already canned husbandos.
>>13946300Just name her>"Rogue Paladin"
>>13946296It's usually one or two maximum, and only every other week.>>13946298Yeah, that was the plan. It takes a bit to set them up after all.
>>13946305Nice, missing a gag though.
>>13946305Neat.Does less have a tumblr now?
>>13946311Add the new girl this time
>>13946305Foxes being lewd!
Well, since worst succubutt won, here's a consolation prize for the Dragon instead.
>>13946295I'd buy one to use as an onahole.
>>13946320>nowHe's had one for ages now.
>>13946311>It's usually one or two maximum, and only every other week.Good idea. Those CYOAs some people used to do around here got annoying after a point, because every day there was a huge chunk of spam just sitting there. I'm probably one of the few people here who liked the Nyanon Jinko incident because it meant the end of those things.This way it'll stay fresh longer too.
>>13946337Hmm.Didn't know that.
>>13946327I want a tiny, lewd fox.
>>13945858Fuck off Robin Williams you bitch,
>>13946330You lucky bastard, I'm still trying to get my Excelsus request done....although someone said they'd do it, and haven't said a word since then.
>>13946358That tends to happen.Anons who say they'll do your request when they're actually not drawfags to begin with.But have hope, anon.
>>13946352I find it ironic that in the movie where he explored the afterlife it turned out suicides went to hell.Anyway, I'm sure Charon was pleased to hang out with Mr. Williams. It's rare that such a big name gets roped in, so I hope they had a swinging time.
>>13946344What would you do with this tiny, lewd fox?Dress her up in shrine maiden clothes? Roll her up in blankets until she looks like a kitsune pancake wrap? Wrestle with her as she yaps and tries to nibble at you? Watch her jump and tumble about outside when winter arrives and brings a snow-covered morning?
>Roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamonoThe villain of the last show you watched (or if your show doesn't have any real ongoing antagonists, the villain of the last episode you watched) are now the monster that you rolled, and they are hunting you down.How fucked are you?
>>13946264>Alp wonHoly shit.
>>13942335>succubusshit>himedereDouble shit>muscularhow muscle are we talking>twin whos thugtriple shit
>>13946386Why is Deruella censoring naughty words and porn? Was she hit on the head or something?
>>13946327>dick bigger than her armReminds me of this. http://i.imgur.com/NtB7Uxq.png
>>13946397You should fucking know better by now.
>>13946397I see.
>>13946386>Symphogear>Sea SlimeNot very, I don't think she's nearly as agile as those living dolls. I mean, holy shit.
>>13946386>Black Varjalatest God Eater episode>giant anti think im fucked in every sense of the word
>>13946397hate you hate you so much
>>13946386>Alchemist tentacle with an army of living dollsI'm fucked, 100% fucked.
>>13946386>Black Lagoon>Mantis>Pic RelatedOh.Oh, dear sweet fucking Chief God in heaven.I'm not going to make it at all. Can one of you Anons shoot me?
>>13946397Die
>>13946417You're gonna die, son.You're done. You're dead.Bye.
>>13946386The last thing I watched was the episode of NGE with the Positron Cannon, because fuck, it's such a cool episode.>roll a RyuSo I get a Ramiel Ryu who's tail acts as a drill, can sense any approaching threat to her and counter it by summoning down pinpoint lightning strikes, and is nigh on invincible except to something as strong as a shot of antimatter with energy levels equivalent to the entire power consumption of Japan.Goodbye, world.>>13946397Is that based on that one story posted a while back with the kitsune explorer?Such a shame. It'd be hot as hell if the guy was a human instead.
>>13946397can you stop with the fucking dick wolf already it's really annoying
>>13946264I'm so happy right now.
>>13946427I'm just going to go jump off a building headfirst. If I'm going to go out, I'd rather avoid the torture.
>>13946381All of that. Also, dress her her up in more costumes: tiny lewd gothloli fox, tiny lewd nurse fox, tiny lewd police fox etc. Take her out and let her sit on my shoulders. Pull her into my lap to brush her tails and clean her big, fuzzy ears.
>>13946386>Rex Godwin>Now replaced by a Werecat with Sephiroth hairMan, fuck that guy's deck, though.
>>13946386>youko as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion is challenging me
>>13946459>imagining a youko with that fucking smug-ass faceMy sides.
Tiny fox cloning lab!
>>13946472Too many tiny foxes! Too many tiny foxes! Somebody shut it down! The chamber can't contain all of them, it's cracking open!
>>13946472>tfw your waifu births 20 daughterus at oncewhat do?
>>13946386>Gaogaigar>Penchinon is replaced by a LizardmanSo it's now 'Hsssssssssssss' instead of 'BRRREEEEEEEEEEEE'...I should be fine as long as I stay away from the bathroom.
>>13946472Tiny fox sancturary shrine!When do we get the second wave of mini monstergirl gacha machines? I want the version with all the foxes instead of the shirohebi
>>13946479>>13946480I'll call the butcher
I want to see a ferret girl wiggle and jump vertically to close the distance between her and her prey.It's like a street performance except she takes a volunteer from the audience at the end.
>>13946480I can't think of any mammals that have so many young at once. She'd most likely die long before childbirth.
>>13946492Alright, assuming MAMONO MANA, what do? Assuming your waifu does die, what do?
>>13946386>Jabberwock>A dark-skinned maniac terrorist who is wanted in many countries and has had a raging hard-onfor me since my childhood days as a soldier>Replacing GauronFuck me. Not literally, but just...fuck me.
>>13944340To you sir, I offer a slow and deliberate applause.
>>13946386I don't remember the last show I watched.Not fucked at all, I guess.
So when do you think KC will add a canon shark species?
>>13946515Never.
>>13946500>yandere warlord monstergirl that's been after your dick since you were a childMmmm baby.
I want to be showered in Kobold kisses.
>>13946515Sometime.
>>13945206>Makoto Doujin>SuuXPapi DoujinNiiiice, I got both of those too.>New LEE piece>Minette DoujinOh man, didn't know those were about. Wish I'd gotten 'em too.
>>13946518Now that I think about it, the situation is definitely a lot better considering it's not a dude after me.Situation's still the same, bitch tried to offer a ride for weapon supplies in exchange for just getting the damn jeep.
>>13945259>The greatest writer of adorable loli sex and olev is a womanWell. That's just fantastic.
>>13946486No, you take them down to the fox shrine >>13946484 so they can live fulfilling lives and help better the world.>>13946495Can I claim child benefits? Because just going on a salary to raise 20 children seems rather impossible. Maybe I can hire an older kitsune matron to help me and waifu raise them.If my waifu died? Do the same, and make sure every one of those children knows just how great their mother was.
>>13945741>Fem SolaireLet's see some yuri with Amaterasu.
>>13946506Does this mean you disliked it, Anubisfucker? Because I had you in mind.
>>13946540>Can I claim child benefits?I'm sure MGC would offer a nice sum to any man who fathers that many daughterus. Either that or you could go into the shrine business or get a shrine to house you. Your family could have a monopoly on shrines all throughout the region, and then the world! Doesn't that sound fun?
>>13946484>>13946327Oh yeah I was gonna screencap a thing.Eh, I'll get to it after I build the Strike...
>>13946543Please go back to /u/ and don't come back.
>>13946386>Haman is now a Lava Golem and is chasing me in her custom QubeleyMe and my Zeta Zaku got this.
>>13946545Oh no I thought it was marvelous.
>>13946543Considering how Amaterasu acts in the games, I'd say that's pretty much to be expected.
>>13946522Some crimes.Go slippin' through the cracks.
>>13946386>Mendoza is now a demonic super Slime Slime with quite an aversion to fire
>>13946567But these two Gumshoes are picking up the slack.
>>13946574>Mendozahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBPeRqi3v0
Why are sphinx so cute?
>>13946100>futaNo thanks faggot.
>>13946565Ammy would probably barge into sex a lot wouldn't she?>"So... Cute girlfriend you've got there.">"Is there room for a goddess in this meetup?"
>>13946574>MendoozaGood show.
>>13946590And god forbid that you've got an elemental waifu for her to mess with.Brush techniques would mean Ammy'd just be able to drive her to climax or play with her body at a glance.
>>13946585Cute, indeed.
Dragons are officially shit.
>>13946627Do you have anything in my, Angry Orchard man?
>>13946627Augustus pls leaveYour shitty gods were all tricked to death by a literal corpse.
>You enlisted right out of high school>Infantry, like the dumb asshole you are>Infantry was segregated, monsters, men, and women>Brass didn't want anyone getting their ass shot off thanks to thinking with their genitals>It wasn't your first time out, so you should have known better>A feeling a youthful invincibility? A simple desire to save your buddies? You don't remember anymore>All you know is that the grenade landed at Davis' feet and you threw him to the ground and tried to throw the grenade back>It went off in your hand>No medic with you, no hope of an easy retreat, so you kept fighting for three hours until help arrived>Perhaps unfortunately, your saviors were monsters>They saw some of your "performance", and your buddies were all to happy to fill in the details for them>They had a medic with them, but who the fuck let a Salamander be a medic? She kept trying to kiss you while she was patching you up>It got worse when you got back to base>You were getting some real medical treatment when it started>Two Lizard girls and that Salamander were beating the hell out of each other, screaming about how all three of them wanted to lay claim to you>Things were quiet that night, and nothing happened the next day, but that night all three of them came to see you>Their "brilliant plan" was to fuck you and have you pick which one you liked best>While you were jacked up on pain meds>Looking back on it all though, you got a medical discharge, a cool prosthetic hand like Big Boss, and three wives out of the deal, so it wasn't all that bad
>>13946640in mind*
>>13946616Imagine what she could use her brush techniques for in one on one though.>Using Vines to bind you down.>Catwalk to lock herself to you>Inferno to keep you warm>Veil of Mist to slow time so you feel every one of her ferocious thrusts for ages.>Rejuvenation to keep you going for as long as she wants.Ammy is a lewd goddess.And that's wonderful.
>>13946643>Implying Augustus wasn't waifu'ing Mantorok the entire timeThe guy made a fucking Pillar of Flesh to her.
>>13946644I can dig it.
>>13946644That doesn't sound good at all.Those bitches are getting fucking divorced.
>>13946636You're just angry because you can't get any loving wing hugs from them.>>13946660Does anyone have the post saved from a while back detailing the lewd versions of all the brush techniques?
>>13946644>a cool prosthetic hand like Big BossWhat does it say about me that I think this is the best part of the deal?I mean, yeah, lizard warrioress wives, that's great, but have you SEEN that hand?
>>13946640>>13946651What the fuck does Angry Orchard have to do with anything
>>13946644>trying to kiss a guy with a stump for a handReally salamander?
>>13946644These crazy fucks want dick from a drugged guy without an arm in the middle of a war?
>>13946672This one?
>>13946677I have not, what does it do?
>>13946687Yeah, that's the one. I think there was even another one from longer ago, with sexual application for the actual brush techniques
>>13946669>I can alone, reallyThe fuck is that about?
Have you ever stopped to think that, just as there's an universe where you exist as a complete reverse version of yourself, there's an universe where monstergirls hate humans and only hatefuck some of them to keep their species alive while killing most of the others?
>>13946704>Not knowing how to alone>Not being able to aloneGet a load of this guy.
>>13946706So you mean like monstergirls were on /tg/, before KC's moeblobs got popular?
>>13946712>MFY
>>13946712Cry more though.
>>13946691Well, on top of being a top-of-the-line bionic prosthetic with a full range of motion, it also has a number of additional functions and modular capabilities. Such as a system of servos to add force to a devastating punch, a 120V Stun Gun powered by an internal battery which is charged through a combination of motion and solar energy, and the capability to be used as a remote-control, rocket-guided projectile, capable of picking things up, or punching someone out from an incredible distance.Shouting "ROCKET PUNCH" is optional. But why wouldn't you?
>>13946706MGU pls
>>13946727How fast can you jack off with it?
>>13946698Oh, did you mean this one?
>>13946718"Monstergirls fuck yeah", I'm guessing that means.I think my first exposure to monstergirls in general was the variation of them where they'd kill and rape indiscriminately. Where they'd take a guy back to a literal cave and have their way with him like an animal, and were feared by people in general.>>13946725Where did I ever imply that I was crying about it?
I want to raise a cheerful kobold paladin, a quiet werecat inquisitor, and a stern lamia scribe to fight the forces of evil!
>>13946734This is important, is there also faphand attachment?
>>13946737That is also exactly the one I was thinking of.Nice catch.
>>13946746sounds like a jolly good time!
>>13946734>>13946749Just get an onahole to use as cushioning, and be careful not to squeeze too hard. Shouldn't be too difficult, the hand is dexterous enough to use a cigar with no issue.
>>13946729> Everyone now associates MGU with HFY praise-Ilias mg-hate> it was literally like 5 of us pushing that line, all the other hundreds of posters were dedicated waifufag cuddlesluts> all their words and works are forgotten, their legacy tarnished by my acid poison of relentless paladinpostingT O P K E KO P K E KP K E KK E KE KK
I want to be the otouto of a busty Familiar onee-san.
>>13946772>everyone>implying paladins and hey go hand in hand>everyone hates MGs now, not your retarded wannabe edgepostingSucking your own dick a little too hard
>>13946818Would she go around the house stark naked, covering herself with godiva hair just to embarass you?Would she pine about how you always used to brush her hair and play with her when you were younger?Or would you bea kinder brother to her?And would she rub your head while you slept?
>>13946844>godiva hairI'm more of a short hair kinda guy.