/jp/ - Otaku Culture

post pics of faces without makeup
prefer them without makeup

At some point they must have thought that it would be nice to be a hosewife and not have to deal with the public. But then they remember that they like the attention.

New album when?

>>13852344
you sexist bastard

Man they're getting old
I give them 2-3 more years tops

>>13852358

I bet its tiring to be led around by the nose to fulfill some crazy publicity schedules.

fuck lyon

these threads are more death than kashiyuka's hamsters

the next original album will be their last. a farewell single to follow, then they release a 3-disc best collection which includes 音源 of the various special live tracks like Perfume no Okite

theres only one solution to save Perfume, and its to take out Nakata once and for all

i doubt anyone will bother with this thread, not even the default template has been used...

>>13852974
no point having these threads if no one is in them.
if anything we should drop the general and just make a perfume thread every now and then. having them back to back is a bad idea when they are currently doing nothing.

I'll make a new thread when the new album is announced or when the documentary lands, which ever comes first. It will likely happen in august but that is just me thinking logically, amuse doesn't always do what is logical.
the only way to save the /jp/ perfume fan base is to kill the general.

>bought the box they promised would be good
>it wasnt
I need that new album already

>>13852155
It's very close to being over anon...

Just remember the good times

>>13852179
I ain't give a shit, I still think she looks nice without make up on

>>13853755
Nobody wrote that.

>>13853755
I still might buy it for the coaster

will seifuku pictures save the general?

>>13854349
Previously I would be the first to say yes, it will but lately I've started to feel like it would be better to let the general diet. Not because I don't want to talk about perfume. Simply because it seems like we are kicking a dead horse. I've been here since bf general: And it has always been fun to discuss the girls with all of you anons. Thank you for being here and sharing. But lets seriously think about putting the General out to pasture. And see what we end up with post general. Thanks again anons for everything you contributed big or small.

who has a dl link for the newest blu ray? p-please

>>13854433
can't say i'm happy but i knew it was over when we were cucked by a mic stand. thanks anons especially pit lord and jav sama

everbody promise to keep doing their daily offerings to yuka while we're gone

>>13854349
that bitch better show me her belly button

>>13854799
>bitch
you kill yourself right now nigger

when will Perfume open up a soapland??

Hey GeekLords,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

ITT we post pictures of women who look like hosei

>>13854958
Don't stop, Johnny!

2015年秋 New Single?STAR TRAIN?Release決定!!
22枚目のSingle?STAR TRAIN?のReleaseが決定いたしました!!
ドキュメンタリー映画?WE ARE Perfume -WORLD TOUR 3rd DOCUMENT?の主題歌でもある?STAR TRAIN?は、周年に相応しい、渾身の作品となっています!!

The new single is called STAR TRAIN
And it's going to suck ass!
Are you ready???
Dew-dedew
Go!!!

It was fun, bros. But i think when this thread 404s it's over

at least until the album is announced

>>13854958
THANK BANANA

>>13855152
>new single
>4 total singles in this era now including two double a-sides
There would literally be no new songs on the album just going off all the a-sides they've had.
>Sweet Refrain
>Cling Cling/Hold your Hand
>Pick me Up/Relax in the City
>Star Train

So that means that the b-sides which are the only good tracks will be left off.
>koi wa zenkei shisei
>ijiwaru na hello
>toumei ningen
We're fucked.

Best feeling?
Didn't hear Polyrhythm for 3 months because I dropped Perfume, still a nocchi fag though
Suddenly played on my playlist, and it's the best thing ever.
Goddamn, I wanna pick up this group again so much but I just can't.

i won the lottery for perfume fes tickets...

can't wait to see those pits irl again

>>13856581
kill yourself

>>13855482
Maybe the final could be a double album

This is
Perfume
Please
Never forget
Us
Keep on
Loving Perfume!

>>13858978

>>13858978
But I don't want the general to die.
Please.

the end is coming

i hope you enjoyed your time here

>>13859130
It's not going to die. Just graze in the back paddock, and occasionally go for a short gallop on sunny summer afternoons.

tiem to move over ye olde bitches!!!!!

>>13861736
>image.jpg
Every single time.

>>13861736
fuckkk FEMM
yuck

Why is perfume dead

Is this an epic meme?

I'll see you anons around. It's been a fun and incredibly inconsistent ride

>>13863502
This meme is just too dank for my liking

Is this le end of le Perfume?

>>13863666
no idea why people say perfume is dead. perfume are no more dead or alive then they were last year but now the gen is dead and people are crying like bitches and say "wahh perfume is dead"

its the people who killed the thread that are saying perfume are dead, perfume hasn't changed new fags are just shocked because they are new fags

>>13863833
As the person you replied to, I wasn't referring to Perfume as a group, but these generals.

I think it's time we put them to rest until the new album is announced

>>13863833
This time last year I was excited about them coming to America for WT3.

This year I'm NOT excited for their stupid fucking dance contest.

You can't compare the hype of WT3 to the box shilling and mediocrity that has been 2015.

They're painfully overdue for an album and we aren't getting one until 2016 now.

>>13864054
amerifats think that because now they have gotten to america now they don't matter.
they reached bong land in 2013.
to me nothing has changed since they broke into the west and failed to keep up with communication.

>>13864210
No one gives a shit about "bongland" except for fucking muslims

Ah!
Ah!
Electrowarudo!

If I buy a blu ray from them will it work on my gajin blu ray player? Or do I have to have a special jap blu ray player to play it?

>>13865236
Check if it's region locked. It should say so on the site you order it from.

blurays aren't region locked

Perfume BTFO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZFD1Y27UA

>>13868603
lmao.....

>>13869309
ayy lmao

>>13868603
new nakata?

>>13868603
Great choreography.......
>>13869545
I think this is https://youtu.be/DnHi1U4kAGg

>>13868603

This is cool, I can groove to this!

>>13869634
they r robots
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UkfNKkGndfM

>>13869634
does she have an album out yet?

>>13852634
>implying Nakata isn't the reason Perfume exists

>>13868603
get these ugly baboons out of my general

they can't even dance ffs

what music would you all rec to someone who likes perfume and capsule

>>13870174
Serani Poji

I-I like it anyway...

>>13870174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e089x6ba1Zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwNuBaF4FFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkUOQfWO0Fs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYZBXjwYiRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K23j24as_9s

>>13870174
FEMM

>>13870174

Aira Mitsuki, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, and Moritaka Chisato

>>13870174
Coltemonikha
Meg
Ami Suzuki
Nagisa Cosmetic
Marino
Sarina
Aiko Kayou
Marina Inoue
SMAP
Crystal Kay
immi
Aira Mitsuki
copter4016882
Nagisa Cosmetic
Saori@destiny

>>13870211

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzgp7CCxMc

If you guys dig french.

>>13870565
>Marino
>Sarina
who?

>>13871513
https://youtu.be/gBOJ-oKYse0
https://youtu.be/pjp3_HL3Y7c

>>13871367
Noice, I like that. It reminds me of this french band Sterolab. I hear there influence in early Capsule albums. You may like them if you like that analog synthesizer sound. Enjoi
https://youtu.be/ox3HLlKWkyI
https://youtu.be/SuwTHHHCGU8
https://youtu.be/wuRVxtQIxGM

>>13869817

this is sadly more entertaining than any of their last singles
guys whats happening?

>>13871773
you are becoming edgy

>>13871773
Perfume is kill is happening ;_;

>>13871773

Looks like trash m8.

>>13869817

YAAASSSSSS

>>13873108

>>13873108
who is this ugly autist

>>13874650
kashino yuka

>>13865236
depends where you are. Blu-rays are region locked but only to 3 regions unllike DVDs which have 6 or so regions. Japan, both Americas are region A. Europe is region B

>>13870174
https://rateyourmusic.com/genre/Picopop/
same aesthetic as early capsule

tfw 2015 and still almost no fan service.

Why are they so old and busted?

>>13877483
bcuz u salty m8
u salty
sal
t

>>13870174
go to last.fm
click on an artist's page
click one of the similar artists
listen to the most popular song
???
profit?

my only piece of advice: never read the shoutbox, no matter which page you're on. it's all pure, concentrated cancer.

Do any of blu-rays feature their open air concerts? I want more of something like this https://youtu.be/gke83PA9VF0

>>13878465
how many mans has cremed inside the legs//

>>13878985
zero

>>13877433
You forgot dream fighter

>>13879407
>cream fighter

ftfy

>>13878465
>tfw nakata will never go back to the sound of GAME
why live

Songs since Level 3
A:
Sweet Refrain
Cling Cling
Relax in the City
Pick Me Up
Star Train (upcoming)

B:
恋は前傾姿勢
Hold Your Hand
DISPLAY
いじわるなハロー
透明人間
Tokimeki Lights (?)


Songs from JPN to Level 3
A:
Spring of Life
Spending all my time
未来のミュージアム
Magic of Love

B:
コミュニケーション
ポイント
Hurly Burly
だいじょばない
Handy Man

Songs from Triangle to JPN
A:
不自然なガール
ナチュラルに恋して
Voice
ねぇ
レーザービーム
微かなカオリ
スパイス

B:
575
FAKE IT
GLITTER

Conclusions:
The next album will be Perfume's largest one yet
The singles from the JPN era > the current era > the Level 3 era
Nakata should stop wasting time with shitlords like Kyary and the girl with the short fringe

Why aren't more Japanese girls f-f-fucking noggers?

>>13881604
i think Koi wa Whatever is the only one that will get left off the next album. nobody cares about that song.

and level 3 still wound up being a better album than JPN because it had some great album tracks. aside from My Color, JPNs were shit.

>>13881619
I didn't like party maker and dream land/sleeping beauty were meh. Clockwork was alright.

At least Level 3's album mixes were better than Glitter/Laser Beam.

>>13881698
The edited version of Party Maker that they use at the regular concerts is literally perfect

>>13882124
Still don't like it. Compared to Edge it has probably a quarter of the vocals which just makes it a typical shitty dancepop instrumental.

>>13871644
thanks for introducing me to marino anon, i'd never heard of her until now and didn't know nakata was involved. bretty gud

>>13881604
the singles from Level 3 were better than what we're getting now lmao

>>13882382
nah
mirai no museum and communication are shit
point is dull
daijobanai is annoying

the rest are great but overall the current era is already better

>>13882502
b sides don't matter and the a sides of this era have been utter shit
if you honestly think this eras singles are any better than the disappointing level 3 singles, you have shit taste m8

>>13882983
>b sides don't matter
wow stop posting any time

>>13883080
they dont perform them live
they dont matter
they
dont
matter

>>13877886
I usually delight in YouTube comments, and not even I can handle the shoutbox. Pretentious little wannabes, all of them.

>>13881609
Fuck off /pol/ or /v/ or whatever crappy bait box you crawled out of

>>13883142
If i can listen to and enjoy b-sides, then they matter. You won't ever even go to their concert, so it shouldn't even matter if they preform them or not. Go ahead and keep complaining tho. lel

>>13884578
i met them in person nerdboy
suck my dick

>>13884619
no you didn't you unwashed NEET

>>13885304
theres documented proof on the last pta dvd
you salty motherfucker

>>13885364
and I'm willing to bet they found you truly unpleasant, I can smell your dirty ass through the screen mate

>>13852155
yeah cause they old as hell lol

>>13885604
get a load of this salty motherfucker

>>13883142
they do perform them live though.

>>13885819
ooo he salty.

>>13885819
Stay mad bro, you're a greasy weeb that creeps out anyone you come in contact with

just a reminder to all you cancerous autists that
when people say they want a perfume song with natural sounding vocals they mean songs like

koi no hana
toki no kakera
and
ikenai koto kai

not horse shit like pick me up.

when you cry and whine about perfume not being about natural sounding vocals you are just showing off your yuka faggotry.

yuka drags perfume down and is pure trash. get over it and stop pretending that ONE FUCKING SONG with strong vocals would be heresy. all they would have to do is make yuka do back up vocals (her voice sounds great its just not a singing voice) or force her to do the lines over and over again until they sound good.

PS: nocchi fags may be new fag cancer but it was yuka fags that killed the gen.

>>13888800
go back to tumblr fag

>>13888918
go back to hanging yourself yuka fag.

I love Nocchi.

Chocolate Disco!

>>13888300
u jelly mad bro

>>13888800
lmao go kill yourself

>>13890056
>yuka fags butt blasted at the truth.
I'm sorry you have a sub garbage tier waifu

A~chan=nocchi>trash>>>>>>>yuka

>>13852368
truth is Yasutaka pretty much gave Kyary all his best productions from JPN onward. I'm not on /jp/ very often but I'm surprised they still have a following lol. I was into Perfume so much I have the majority of their singles posters but I kinda lost interest in them a bit after Level3

>>13890781
JPN is a lot better than the people here give it credit for, Level3 is amazing, all the new stuff has been great. The hate is just typical jaypee self-loathing projection

>>13890781
>truth is Yasutaka pretty much gave Kyary all his best productions from JPN onward
lmaooooooooo

there are a few great kyary songs but she ain't shit compared to perfume

what if she did gravure?

>>13888800
>Nakata said Yuka has the weakest voice of the three, that must mean her voice is painfully unlistenable!

You are such a dronefaggot you should just kill yourself.

The fact that you think vocals are that important in a fucking electro pop group show that you don't know the first thing about music.

Yuka can sing, she struggles yes, she is the weakest singer, yes.

But by no means is her voice completely unlistenable.

But yeah, please kill yourself faggot

>>13891700
lol keep getting bootyblasted because ur shit tier waifu cant sing

>>13891700
>thinks yuka has a vocal range anywhere near nocchi and A~chan.
>thinks yuka can sing anything that isn't kiddie idol songs without heavy voice modification.
>thinks that wanting one song out of genre means a person knows nothing abou music.
>implying the majority of perfume don't want a vocal intensive song to show of on music channels.
>is so rump roasted by the fact that yuka is only in perfume because of being A~chans friend and is only useful for her sexy body her sexy sexy 10/10, litrerally the best on the planet body yuka could litrerally be mute and she would be just as useful.

>Perfume General #00: We're Dying Edition
What is the point of a general?

>>13891602
I wouldn't be mad.

thats the first good perfume shop I have seen.

what's depressing nocchi.
why does she look like she has been crying?

>>13892099
nah nigga she high

the only people that want to hear perfume sing without vocal manipulation are tumblr faggots and newfags
they dont matter
you dont matter
Perfume's best music had heavy vocal effects
Nakata ran out of good music after Pamyu Pamyu Revolution in 2012
These are the facts
Tale your shit ass trolling back to your Pedometal containment thread

>>13892593
>Pamyu Pamyu Revolution
>good music
rofl

>>13892593
>>13893605
Darkest secrets time?

I actually like Nandacollection more than JPN and Level3

>>13891602
>>13892093
that is a good shop

thanks for giving me something to fap to

Any albums similar to JPN?

>>13894928
yeah Level 3
its shit just like JPN

Are Perfume really about to disband?

If so, what's stopping you from becoming fans of another amazing idol group from Amuse, Sakura Gakuin?

>>13895113
theyre shit just like ur "musical taste" fucking pedo faggot

>>13891602
>>13892093
>>13894632
yeah it's the best Perfume fake I've ever seen.

Most suck.

>>13895420
Why do you assume you have to want to fuck every idol you listen to and follow?

>>13894339
GAME > Triangle > Revolution > Level3 > Nanda > JPN > Fantajin > Complete Best

>>13895565
>implying he doesn't know that you are a pedophile

Denile is not a river in Egypt, friend

>>13894339
>>13895806
My darkest secret of all
my favorite Perfume album is
Complete Best

ITT: Kashino's asshole

an artist's first two albums are always way better than anything they do afterward

100% of the time

>>13898638
vanilla beans 3 is better than vanilla beans 2 though.

>>13897084
my deepest darkest secrets.
I check the thread every single day, I don't remember the last time I missed a day
yet I haven't posted at all for the past three threads (well almost not at all) because I hate every single one of you and I miss my old elder bros and I want the threads to just die so you can all stop tarnishing the name of perfume with your cancerous faggot
GAME>level3=triangle>JPN
sweet refrain is really good and so is its B-side its their best single since spice

also

I talk mad shit about yuka but secretly

...

I want to bone her

>>13898645
vanilla beans sucks bruh

>>13898671
>thread filled with kyary fags
>expects me to take his opinion seriously

b-but her early stuff is good.

KAY MATEY keep tellin yourself that

perfume>capsule=meg>trash>shit>kyary>your taste

>>13898705
they got objectively worse with every release. that's why they're disbanding, moron.

>>13898808
well congratulations, you got yourself caught.

amazing b8 anon, care to show me proof they are disbanding?

no need to respond unless you have a link, your shit tier b8 isn't getting anyone mad.

>>13899068
I don't even care. get fucked retard

>>13898665
So basically your biggest secret is that you're a huge faggot?

wish a-chan was my mom...

>>13898705
early capsule > * (everything else is generic shit)

belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button belly button

>>13903078
first good news we've had in a while

>>13898665
>that image

WTF

>>13903095
it's shopped lol

i require videos, pics and stories of nocchi being autistic, as they make me comfy

>>13903930
Only Yuka's autistic tho

>>13903930
sorry fresh out of comfy, this thread is just 100% cancer.

>>13904559
yuka is a normal fag. implying she has an ounce of autism in her.

>>13904576
talking about nocchi used to be the best thing about these threads man.

>>13904620
>>13904576
What was once the regular warm, comfy Perfume appreciation threads has become the cold, dead place known as the Perfume general. Just like Nocchi. Just like Nakata's work. Even Perfume444 has abandoned Perfume. If Star Train or whatever the upcoming single is called is boring/shit, it's all over.

>>13903078
the start of the recovery.

I want to lay in a futon on a tatami floor in winter while watching tv and hugging nocchi while listen to her speaking about what ever autistic crap she wants. I want her to get up and go to bed early and have her show me to the room I will be sleeping in when I'm ready to go to bed.
I want to stay up for 30 minutes and then ignore her and walk right into her room and spoon her from behind a wake her up with a kiss.

I want to wake up to the smell of A~chan making me breakfast and feel the warmth of her side of the bed, I want to kiss her in front of our children have her tell me what she wants me to do that day, I want to talk about our future with her and hug her from behind as I hold her pregnant bell holding our third child, I want her to walk out the house to do her idol shit while I walk my children to school.

I want to shove my face in yuka's ass and and just spend the day engulfing my face in her arm pits feet, stomach ass cheeks, I want to rub her legs on my cheeks and tell her how she is the cutest member of perfume and how she is the sexiest woman on the planet, I want to turn her on her stomach and rail her from behind while I keep reminding her of perfume so she thinks of A~chan and nocchi while we do it. I want to take my time and make sure I last for at least an hour before I cum, I want to pull out and cum on her fringe then go back to kissing her sweet body now covered in sweat. I would only wait 5 minutes then stick it back inside her, it would hurt me but but I would do it as a statement. I would endure until she physically tells me to stop or I die. I would then whisper "pick me up, pick me up" in her ear, so she knows why it had to be this way

I want to lay in a futon on a tatami floor in winter while watching tv and hugging nocchi while listen to her speaking about what ever autistic crap she wants. I want her to get up and go to bed early and have her show me to the room I will be sleeping in when I'm ready to go to bed.
I want to stay up for 30 minutes and then ignore her and walk right into her room and spoon her from behind a wake her up with a kiss.

I want to wake up to the smell of A~chan making me breakfast and feel the warmth of her side of the bed, I want to kiss her in front of our children have her tell me what she wants me to do that day, I want to talk about our future with her and hug her from behind as I hold her pregnant belly that is holding our third child, I want her to walk out the house to do her idol shit while I walk my children to school.

I want to shove my face in yuka's ass and and just spend the day engulfing my face in her pits, feet, stomach and ass cheeks, I want to rub her legs on my cheeks and tell her how she is the cutest member of perfume and how she is the sexiest woman on the planet, I want to turn her on her stomach and rail her from behind while I keep reminding her of perfume so she thinks of A~chan and nocchi while we do it. I want to take my time and make sure I last for at least an hour before I cum, I want to pull out and cum on her fringe then go back to kissing her sweet body now covered in sweat. I would only wait 5 minutes then stick it back inside her, it would hurt me but I would do it as a statement. I would endure until she tells me she can't take anymore or I die. I would then whisper "pick me up, pick me up" in her ear, so she knows why it had to be this way

perfuem le ghey lmao

>>13907608
tbh

sif make me go to page 5 to find this thread.

i'm going to japan in october and i'm going to find yuka and hold her hand

>>13852155

fuck, kill, marry

>>13910658
Fuck you
Kill you
Marry Christmas, newfag

>>13910923
>Fuck you

lol wat a homo

HOW TO SPOT A CANCER FAG.

they use "ksyk" instead of "yuka"

>>13904791
Who are these nasty little skanks

>>13915880
No, they say "X is love X is life" like a fucking Tumblr faggot

the demise of nakata

2008: nakata releases GAME his first album for perfume, his best album to date.

He also relases MORE MORE MORE and STEP both also sell like crazy

This year nakata dominates the weekly top 10


2009: nakata releases triangle and Beautiful

another year of top 10 domination

2010: nakata releases player which does very well but also makes Maverick which was received as trash

MEG drops nakata as her soul producer

2011: nakata meets kyary and decides its a good idea to make her an album. she signs with warner rather than his own record label

nakata releases JPN sells are good but it is a rushed mess

2012: nakata's record lable contemode crashes into the ground as capsule is the last lable under it. the company shuts down

capsule joins the same record company as kyary.

nakata releases a capsule and kyary album, both do well

2013: another kyary album
Level 3 does well

CAPS LOCK FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS

2014: ONE ALBUM

2015: ONE ALBUM

he died when his company died.
TOSHIKO DIED INSIDE WHEN SHE GOT CUCKED so before all of this in 2007

>>13919170
So he spread himself too thin is what you are saying?

>>13921284
No, what I am saying is that you are a tremendous faggot

Would you wear this?

>>13922076
I'd let her wear me like a diaper

>>13922076
because I love Ayano

>>13922076
sure

>>13922076
yeah

>>13922076
sure why not?

which would you marry kill fuck? but to be honest all of them look like ugly tanned monkeys

>>13925480
Marry A~Chan, 3 way with Yuka and Nocchi, kill u tbh

>>13925480
current perfume: Fuck Nocchi, Marry A-Chan and mercy kill Yuka
glory days aka 2008-2012 Perfume: Marry Yuka, Fuck A-Chan kill Nocchi.

>>13925480
Fuck you
Kill you
Marry Christmas, faggot

>>13925480
marry left, kill middle, fuck right

People who dislike Complete Best have shit taste and should be offed.

>>13928329
its true!

>>13925480
the objectively correct answer is:
fuck Yuka, the semen demon
regrettably kill A-chan
and marry Nocchi, because killing her would be a waste since she looks like shes about to off herself half the time anyways, she doesn't seem like the type who would want to or enjoy fucking. she must be kept safe. her smile is too precious. who doesn't want to spend their life married to the goofy, borderline neet, clumsy, poor-onigiri-making, unfunny-twitter-posting, awkward-selfie-taking, lonely, friendless loser autist anyways?

sorry for the long answer but the only thing saving Perfume gen is autism

Perfume fucking sucks m8s, hop on board with Vanilla Beans or FEMM
Dumbass newfags

>>13931883
false flagging, everyone already knows that vanilla beans sucks

>>13930492
just a reminder that anyone who like nocchi in 2008 over nocchi now is everything wrong with the perfume fandom.

>>13932684
the only member from 2008 who you can like more than the present version of is Yuka.

>>13922076

Sure but in different color.

What do you think Nocchi's anus smells and tastes like?

>>13933893
feces

>>13933965
virgin confirmed

>>13933893
it'll be vile once perfume ends when she begins her new life as an unwashed hikki

>>13933893

Disgusting week-old feces

>>13934032
PICK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING

1/3

>marry Haruna
>meet A~chan
>find out that she has a fetish for cucking her close friends
>get to bang A~chan behind Haruna's back
>you have to bang Haruna the same day to keep her from getting suspicious
>A~chan will also cuck her other friends so you are not the only person banging her
>you will have to have a child with Haruna and your child will come to figure out what is going on and will hate you for it, but won't tell Haruna
>A~chan will never respect you
>she does this because she is insecure about being the least attractive member of perfume and does it to boost her ego

>>13934711

2/3

>be yuka's slave
>you will never fuck her
>she will sexually harass you and exhibit to you
>you will never stick it inside of her
>everyday she will torture you by wearing ridiculously sexy outfits and bending over for you, not wearing underwear or only wearing underwear, letting her shit fall out of her bra. just making your blues blue
>you will never put your penis between the moist crease between her 100/10 legs
>she will take things really far, grabbing your junk, rubbing her legs on your junk, putting your hand on her ass, pushing her body against you and shit.
>you will never ever get to stick it in he brown hole
>yuka is always aware of when you are masturbating and will harass you through the door
>she does this because she knows it hurts you and she never intends to sleep with you, she tortures you and only you because she finds it fun.

>>13934722

3/3


>you work for amuse
>your job is to be nocchi's friend to stop her doing anything radical
>she will call you online all the time for video chats
>she doesn't want to go out
>she doesn't want you to come over
>she just wants to talk
>there are long periods of silence where she just watches TV
>she calls you a lot
>she doesn't want you to call her
>you are her only friend, she comes to you for recommendations in TV and video games
>if don't do your job well its your fault that nocchi died
>nocchi will send you random emoji's while on tour
>nocchi really likes you anon
>you will never date nocchi
>you will rarely even get to meet her in person without a good cause as she rarely wants to live the house and you can't distract her while she works
>man nocchi really likes you, its a shame you can't date her
>nocchi will send you pictures of herself trying to be funny
>you better laugh at those pictures.

>>13934722 (You)

3/3

>you work for amuse
>your job is to be nocchi's friend to stop her doing anything radical
>she will call you online all the time for video chats
>she doesn't want to go out
>she doesn't want you to come over
>she just wants to talk
>there are long periods of silence where she just watches TV
>she calls you a lot
>she doesn't want you to call her
>you are her only friend, she comes to you for recommendations in TV and video games
>if don't do your job well its your fault that nocchi died
>nocchi will send you random emoji's while on tour
>nocchi really likes you anon
>you will never date nocchi
>you will rarely even get to meet her in person without a good cause as she rarely wants to leavethe house and you can't distract her while she works
>man nocchi really likes you, its a shame you can't date her
>nocchi will send you pictures of herself trying to be funny
>you better laugh at those pictures.

>>13934722
is this like literal shit falling out of her bra?
because there's nothing to fall out of there otherwise
>_<

>>13934762
man, knowing she likes me and sending pictures of herself trying to be funny is worth it compared to the cucking and horrific blue balls

>>13934711
eternal cuckdom here i cumming

>>13934722
Call me a nancyboy, but sign me up for this option.

>rubbing her legs on your junk

She does that - I explode, and I win

>>13934711
In for a penny, in for a pound!

>>13934762
i want this......

>>13934722
This one's the best, tbh. She could shove my face in her armpits and I couldn't be happier.

>>13940256

Jiggly triceps is never nice to see.

>>13940268
Maybe she's putting on weight from all the semen she consumes?

>>13940284
It's just something that happens to all women. An inevitable sign of ageing.

>>13937240
>Aids-Chan

I prefer Chubby-Chan tbh

>>13940268
random passerby here.
jiggly triceps are a common sign of aging.
your idol is getting old.

Just heard STAR TRAIN. Confirmed for shit.
Welcome to the new world.

>>13944549
where'd ya hear it? link us up, anon

>>13944549
welcome to the new generation of perfume gen
welcome to the new generation of shit posting

>>13944387
She's 27 this december so that's no surprise.

>>13940268
Some said that jigglness of triceps equal jigglness of breast but yuka dont have any boob.

I still love her though

>>13944387
It's because she doesn't lift heavy weights with her arms
She probably doesn't even do pull ups
This is what happens when you don't exercise every part of your body
Some parts lag behind
Some parts lag
Kashino has no tits

>>13947849
>>13947849
>that smug look

Sexy as fuck.

Quick, post more smug Yuka

>tfw i've already fapped to this picture 8 times
I need help. I need more belly.

>>13940256
>>13940268
>>13940531
>>13944387
>>13947849
>>13950336
jiggle

>>13951233
>he doesn't have an entire folder of smug yuka for when he gets into arguments with people on the internet.

>>13951501
Of course I do, but there's something about her smug look in that photo.

It's like she's smug because I'm her sexual slave and she owns me

>>13951833
yuka will never make you cum under the table by rubbing your junk with her feet and then make this face when everyone notices your cum stain.

https://youtu.be/c7C5HqvU_gs

>>13956497
Does he even do older songs at shows? The newer capsule stuff just seems "meh" to me.

>>13958679
Not so much these days I'd think considering he is probably trying to shill his new album.

tokimeki lights is decent but im surprised they'd do another light poppy song after RITC. i hope star train is heavier

Mito Natsume is horrible, holy shit. Nakata please.

>>13959431
with a name like star train it sounds like the song will sound like tomen ningen, it has that feeling about it. then again it could end up sounding like communication with a name like that too.

I hope there is a middle ground I want a heavy song too

something like furikaeru.

hey maybe this will be the second spice were they throw us a curve ball and it actually comes out great.

>>13869817
Straight up copy cats, can't even be original. Those hand motions are almost identical to this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=r-qhj3sJ5qs

>save Perfume
Let them die, their autotune is as good as Vocaloids but worse.

my urge to draw yuka giving armpitjobs grows day by day

>>13891512
Tru

>>13891512
>shit com
Is that why her first mini-album and hell, her first full length are better than Level3?
Why her first set of singles shit all over any of the shit we've gotten for the upcoming album?
Hell, her live performances are getting to be even more entertaining than Perfume's
I love the concept of Perfume and have been with them since before Game, but you are living in a fantasy land if you think that

>>13960300
>maybe if I say I have been here before game, they will believe me and accept my sub shit tier opinions .

how about you take a picture of you fan services then?

>thread
>18 days ago
Goodbye perfume, my old addiction.
You'll be missed.
>NOCCHI BEST WAIFU

>>13961226
thats a good sign to be honest. It reminds me of the old days.

I remember when we had a thread a day because of the b*byshitters

two new PTA videos one has a close up of yuka's ass. its in pretty good quality too I would say 480p. not HD but good for PTA.

not going to show you guys because I hate you all, but here is proof.

pta has been guuuuuuuuud this year.

>>13961591
You hate all of us. Even me?

>>13961591
pls upload the vid anon

>tfw I just literally found out about this group after finding some remix of one of their songs

Damn, kinda wish I found out about them earlier.

I'm sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn8tWH121js

>>13965426
Complete Best/GAME/Triangle is all you need to remember them for.

>>13956497
capsule's stage presence is so fucking hilarious

>>13968079
Nakata and Toshiko especially, serve absolutely no purpose in their live shows

>>13961591
I want to put a straw in her ass and suck that booty juice
Like if you agree

>>13961591
Somebody upload that video

They will film the dance competition, right?

>>13970473
>Implying I'm not the only PTA nigger in these threads these days.

upload pta video anon pls ~o~

>>13971022
reminder that all non PTA fags are also missing the feature about the video in the PTA magazine

>>13971022
okay but I don't want anymore shitposting from you guys okay?

yuka

https://mega.nz/#!hoBlTDAb!TF8QRA49Ed2iHB3HSHJVzp_dFqPq5PqMlURJ1ce-7zs

A~chan

https://mega.nz/#!th5lQAYa!c64PK5Xxbg-S0T2x0wmvcop7Ca_NaryAJWBO8FLy4HA

>>13971307
what does the video cover?

Thanks <3

>>13971639
thanks

>>13971639
thanks (:

took this ages ago and forgot to upload it and never did.

>>13971639
wow a 6 minute pta video?

Guess they finally are starting to give out good fanservice.

>>13965565
w-w-ait what?? I thought this was a joke but it was actually in an episode. props to this dumb show

>>13971639
Kashi looks really cute with that long ponytail.

>>13971639
BOOTY
O
O
T
Y

Thanks homie, Yuka looks really nice.

If this gets through my ban has been lifted

>>13868603

mad props to them for managing to blantantly rip off every popular act in japan and be so bad they make akb48 look like fucking morton feldman at the same time

>>13976293

>being this buttblasted over a superior group

>>13852155
Justify your love of 3DPD, you wannabe normalfag.

What are the name of actesses in the Parfum JAV and how come it's only on R18?

>>13977592
because they take it down anywhere its uploaded, and also because they are amatures, apart from yuka who stars in yuka porn.

the only porn she has been in is yuka look alike stuff.

the yuka ones are not drm'd so I will buy them when I have the money to waste.

implying yuka wasn't the best one anyway

>>13976293

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1zdmhFyt28

this is some next level shit

>>13977741
live singing too

step it up perfume

>>13977555
>do i fit in yet xD

>>13977555
>>>/a/

>>13977741
I actually enjoyed this.
Fuck.

>>13976293
>feldman
ayy

>>13977741
I actually don't mind them but i don't think they will get anywhere. The whole mannequin thing is getting stale.

>>13977741

https://youtu.be/PO92RNd4NH0?t=1m52s

this seems like some next level shit to me

>>13980841

some weak ass robot dancing m8 lmao

when the thread dies, where will we go to talk about the queen hikikomori : goddess of autism.

Amazon.jp ratings:

GAME
5 - 240
4 - 31
3 - 10
2 - 4
1 - 1

Triangle:
5 - 232
4 - 39
3 - 31
2 - 11
1 - 3

JPN:
5 - 208
4 - 46
3 - 23
2 - 10
1 - 9

LEVEL3:
5 - 253
4 - 44
3 - 24
2 - 14
1 - 10


GAME >= LEVEL3 > Triangle > JPN

Looking at the ratings of the singles from this era, it would suggest Sweet Refrain > Cling Cling > Pick Me Up/Relax in the City.

>>13981168
I don't feel comfortable living in a world where we can't discuss comfy Nocchi autism

>>13981774
am I the only one who can't bend their ring finger while extending the pinky

>>13981806
I can't put down my pinky without it bringing down my ring finger. Just hold your ring finger down.

>>13981168
check em

>>13981657
>triangle has more 3* ratings than any other album
da fuk

>>13981922
Ohh shit

>>13981168
to the new perfume general thread we make

>>13981657
>GAME >= LEVEL3 > Triangle > JPN
swap triangle and level 3 and I'd agree.

Nocchi General #01: How Does Her Butthole Smell? Edition

>>13982763
>a-chan is the only one enthused
is this another "reactions to getting pregnant" image?

>>13982799
not its "perfume react to another year of perfume"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FaQodwmEds
I love how nocchi even as a child had a look of "I'm fitting in, I'm so happy" rather than actually being that way.

she doesn't look like she actually acts like this, she just does it to be like the rest. when she grew up she let her true autism show. by the time she is 30 and out of perfume, the true extent of her autism will show for all to see.

and we will all love her so much that we kill ourselves because of the knowledge that such a perfect waifu will never marry us.

>>13983375
>Former idol star Omoto Ayano found dead in apparent suicide. More to come after this week's episode of Great Landlord Sato.

>>13983344
Why is a-chan happy then? she should be trying to get out of it so she can have a solo career.

She hated Triangle because of how processed the vocals were even though it was a fantastic album. I don't really think she fits the image of cold, doll-like electro pop stars like the other two do well even though she makes up for it with her charisma.

They have no creative control over the music but I wish Nakata had stuck with their sound from Triangle.

>>13983936
everyone wishes that
everyone who isn't a faggot

300 for smug Yuka.

we autosage now

See you bros in the next life... or if someone makes another thread

i-is this the end?

>>13985628
yes

>>13983936
that picture really makes me wanna give yuka a pearl necklace so bad

Someone should continue the general when the album is announced, but instead of numbering it 0 like this faggot did, they should start where the last one left off

So... A-chan has an apple watch. How is this thread not dead yet