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Which idol would you eat?

>> No.13922004
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not idol is best idol

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>> No.13922140

chihaya is just milk? what a RIP. i hope i could at least take her home and cuddle rape her

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>>13921934
>Pizza Toast
Azusa knows what's up
But pizza bagel is still superior

>> No.13922214

What the fuck is pizza toast? Is that real?

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>>13922214
>ピザトースト
seems to be

>> No.13922258

Chihaya and Makoto at the same time is the only correct answer.

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Chihaya or Hibiki.

Yeah, dude.. Those are the best choices.

But fuck, man, 500 moolah to eat one of them? Jesus fuckin' Christ, these idol bitches are freakin' expensive, man.

I mean, with 500 moolah I can get a fuckin' happy end from some ganguro bitch at Shibuya or some shiet.

Fuck, man...

Fuck...

>> No.13922316

Chihaya has very good calcium and will likely be a good wife that will not be at risk of osteoporosis. Would eat.

>> No.13922348

>>13921934
>Takane
3/10, literally sugar
>Hibiki
6/10
>Haruka
6/10 if those are European blueberries, otherwise 5/10
>Makoto
Doesn't look edible
>Chihaya
It's milk, not much to say
>Iori
2/10, only if I was stranded in a desert
>Yayoi
7/10, I eat it every day
>Ami
4/10 with syrup, 6/10 with jam and whipped cream
>Mami
Haven't tried
>Ritsuko
Haven't tried
>Azusa
If it's more like pizza than toast, 8/10
>Yukiho
Haven't tried
>Miki
3/10
>Kotori
5/10

Overall I think I would eat Azusa the most, because I like salty over sweet and peppers taste nice on pizza.

>> No.13922358

I'd eat a Ya yo i. I bet it tastes like love and poverty.

>> No.13922469

donut-chan

>> No.13922538
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>>13922297
Naice..

Naice...

The dudester's want my mula, awww yeeea

Life's fuckin' gud, or some shiet dudesters

Yea aww yea...

Naice.

>> No.13922573

>>13922469
Non idols are known to cause extreme flatulence.

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>>13922538

I don't even use that image, dude..

You need to, like, get your shit together, man.

If you wanna copy my shtick, you gotta git on the fuckin' level, dorklord.

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>>13922721
Naice..

Naice...

Post 'em, dorkensteins. Aww yea, mula.

>> No.13922745

where the kuso thread post at

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>>13922745

I already used that on another thread today.

I didn't figure this one would become as kuso as it is right now.

But here, have my kimoi thread image instead, dude.

>> No.13923144

>>13922004
This.

>> No.13923484

>>13921934
What is this and where can I get it?

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umm..

>> No.13932369

>>13931924
Give me your orange juice, Iori.

>> No.13933207

I'm thirsty, so I'll take some of Iori's honey-colored liquid.

>> No.13933402

>>13931924
Let me stick my penis in your urethra so I cum directly into your bladder, Iori.

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>>13933402
Dude...

>> No.13933448

>>13933402
I don't think it will fit.

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13937213

nobody picked haruka? why not? why?

>> No.13942177

>>13937213
hydrocephalus

>> No.13949184

>>13921934
>mememaster

Post a better idol group like Love Live next time.

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>>13922004
not idol is best idol [2]

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Iori's juice is the only acceptable answer.

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>>13965968
don't drink urine okay?

drink milk

>> No.13969627

>>13921934
Given how Miki appears to be going full H-manga heroine, I'd eat her.

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>>13969562
Milk?
Uh, no, I'd rather drink mai waifus stinking urine, thanks.

>> No.13973621

>>13969562
Drinking piss is good for you though anon
Plus it taste great

>> No.13973622 [DELETED] 

>>13973599

Fucking degenerate.

>> No.13973673

>>13969562
yea you need some lmfao

>> No.13973889

>>13922214
I had it sometimes when growing up.

It sucked.

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>>13973673
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I want to spread my butter on yayoi's ya yoi.

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milk

>> No.13993625

>>13990399
I want to give little Chihya milk and watch her tiny breasts swell up.

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