/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Alps are the best.

Second for Lamias.

Maids are olev.

4th for Baa

>>13913990
Actually jealous of that guy. Can't wait for their mamas to show up.
>>13913997
Yesterday I saw Miia cooking. She's worthless.

>>13913992
Fuck Alps. Right in their Alp butts.

>>13914011
But that's gay, anon.

>>13914011
That's the spirit! But pinch their alp clits too!

>>13914011
But then they can't upgrade!
Come on, they need to go stage three at some point!
Won't you help them?

Reminder that your waifu loves you.

Don't forget your drinking cards

>>13914022
You and your adorable oppai loli succubus.

How dare you try to brighten our day!

>>13914022
Even if your waifu was real, she wouldn't love someone like you.

*Cawing in the distance slowly getting louder*
Hope you guys don't have any reason to go outside for a while.

>>13914020
Forcibly evolving your Alps is dumb, they're cuter in phase 2.
>>13914032
Some of these are never going to cause any drama, make a better one if you're going to force it.

>>13914039
>_>

N-No reason, why?

>>13914043
Hey Ash, whats it like being pokemon champio- OH WAIT!

>>13914039
>>13914044
I hate both of you.

>>13914039
Is the Mail Harpy still postal?
>>13914054
Tomboy Meramid butt > championship.

>>13914039
Well, I mowed today so I'm set for another few days, only thing I'd need to do is walk to my car.

does no one know how to close their cockpit?

>>13914020
>petite Alp frustrated that she only gets it in the butt
I see no problem with this.

Remember to raise your tigers to be tough, not soft.

Girl of the season would like to remind you that she too knows your suffering.

>>13914074
But what if I like a soft tiger to cuddle and love?
She'll be the cutest little ball of fluff in the land.

>>13914064
But I don't like petite alps

>>13914074
I'll raise her to protect the smiles of everyone

>>13914082
She's got a good handle on it at least.

>>13914082
This episode man, She's so far gone, next is going to be the 'love' cookies.

>>13914085
But I do.

>>13914099
But I like my alps chubby, with plenty to grab and fondle while I slowly but firmly pound them.

>>13914111
You are my comrade today trips.

I also want a muscled cheshire to cuddle with but that is neither here nor there.

>>13914111
And I like mine pear shaped, with modest chests, nice hips, firm and round bottoms and soft thighs.

>1800's Monster Girl City
>Step off the ferry and onto the port.
>Groups of Elf Girls are gathered together, yelling for the 'Round Ears' to go back to their country.
>Make an effort to distance myself from them.
>Walk down a street, where out of nowhere hundreds of Mouse Girls rush past me, all squeaking in panic.
>It's like standing in a sea of black, brown, grey and white fur at roughly waist height.
>An angry Paladin chases after them, brandishing a sack and a large pair of tongs.
>Notice my pocket-watch has been lifted from my persons.
>Further up the street. A pair of dangerous-looking Oni Girls, dressed like thugs, stare at me while leaning against a wall.
>Decide to go around them, cutting through an alleyway.
>As I walk among the refuse that lies there, I hear a voice whisper from a dark corner.
>"Fancy a bit of preemptive fornication sir?~"
>It's a Cheshire Cat in a garish, purple dress.
>She hikes up her skirt to reveal her entire left leg.
>Blush and sweat profusely, walking at a brisk pace away from the depraved feline.
>Arrive at my recently purchased apartment, go inside and lock the door.
>Pray that I have not damned the future fruit of my loins by settling in this lewd city.

Such is life in 1800's MGC.

>>13914139
>1800's MGC
That actually sounds interesting.

>>13914139
You know, I would probably read a short story about an 1800s MGC. Would probably be pretty amusing for a bit.

It's probably cause i'm coming off a jojo binge but I've been imagining MG posing.

If you could bring one thing from any show, book, or game to a world filled with monster girls what would it be and what would you do with it?

>>13914174
Sounds reasonable.

>>13914179
Myself

>>13914179
Catnip. Farm it. Get ALL the pussy.

>>13914179
Me, I guess I would try and fuck every Monster Girl at least once, see what each is like.

>>13914180
Nut bad

>>13914180
ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA~

>>13914179
Probably some futuristic bullshit car.
I always want to go fast.

>>13914189
Yepp, ALL the pussy.

>>13914196
We've got a sabbath potion to fix you guys.

>>13914179
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a mega-OP sword from Terraria. Maybe the Terra Blade or Meowmere.

>>13914179
Selkie outfits from Crystal Chronicles.

>>13914179
Dust from the Endless games, as much as possible. Scatter most of it and watch the results while snorting the remainder it off a Familiar's posterior.

>>13914208
>Meowmere
>Every time you swing the sword a rainbow catgirl shoots out of it and goes after your enemies
Alright, that sounds ok.

Where's the "pick two monstergirl" survival images? We need to get one of those started.

>>13914225
Now I'm imagining a group of Werecat Magical Girls who live onside the sword and come out to fight for me when I call them. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

>>13914232
I'd love to see an updated one of these, the one I saw like 2 years ago was what first alerted me to modern monstergirls.

Adventure!

>>13914251
Cuddle Master Monk here, I'm ready to march beside you!

>>13914251
I don't want any adventure, I just want to catch myself a Mindflayer. Strictly for experimental purposes.

I'd liberate that long legs Nazi spider girl.

>>13914179
The Black Bible from Bible Black. I would use it to control the immense lust of the girls.

>>13914266
I'd gas a home with her.

>>13914266
I'd be her POW.

>>13914251
Adventure? We don't want any. They make you late for dinner!

Excitement!

>>13914278
dat color scheme.

>>13914278
Enchantment?

>>13914289
it was either that or romance!

>>13914278
What's with the horny fox?

>>13914296
She is learning how to swim!
It will be a great time of fun and excitement!

>>13914302
Wurm, please go, you're not the swimming teacher.

>>13914304
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

>>13914304
>>13914308
Rude!

>>13914304
Fine fine, have a beach anubutt!

>>13914317
I'd molest her and make her swimsuit tune see-through on the pretense of helping her with sunscreeen!

>>13914179
Portal gun. No monster would ever be able to catch me.

Get cornered by a horny pack of hellhounds? No problem.

>that feelio when your monsterfu isn't popular

Why does it gotta be like this?

>>13914335
>that feelio when your monsterfu isn't popular
Your post smells fishy.

>>13914335
At least people don't hate her.

You take the blue wock- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red wock- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

>>13914343
>At least people don't hate her.

Or threadcanon her to be the opposite of why you liked her in the first place.

>>13914335
Eh who knows.
I enjoy familiars so I kind of know how you feel.

>>13914043
How's this one?

>>13914317
>Beach Anubutt
My favorite. Well I tend to like pools a bit more, but that's neither here nor there.

>>13914349
I want the purple wock back please!

>>13914349

I leave and don't get assraped by Lawrence Fishbourne

>>13914355
Slightly better, but the whole bingo card thing is kind of stupid.

>>13914354
>>13914341

I just want more material based on jinkos

Only the crappy mgs are not popular

>>13914349
Oh boy.
I'm all for being redpilled, but want the blue one as well. Do I wake up with her by my side.

Thinking again, guess I'm going with this guy >>13914357

>>13914335
Which monster would that be?

>>13914349
>Rabbit-hole
Wait, are there March Hares or something?

>>13914367
refer to >>13914363

>>13914371
No, just little white Wererabbits who get horny when you chase them.

>>13914354
But Average wrote something about them. True suffering is when your waifu gets nothing at all.

*REMINDER*
Bat-Girls: like harpies, but not shit

>mammals not birds
>smart and aren't stupid or plagued with memory problems
>no issues that make living among humans problematic (IE big size like centaurs, slimy and need for water like mermaids)
>nice fluffy fur instead of problematic, hard to deal with (but still fluffy) feathers
>nice hand-feet instead of big cracked yellowy bird talons
>wings with hands instead of the autistic "mittens" harpies have
>no cloaca and no egg-laying all the fucking time
>Guano: their literal shit is extremely valuable
>moe tail
>moe fur collar
>moe fangs
>moe ears
>moe echo location clicking
>moe, big night vision eyes
>moe hanging upside down and nocturnal behaviors
>cute and fuzzy but not furry-pandering like kobolds among others

how can anyone deny that they're one of the supreme monster girl species?

>>13914376
I know.
because I wrote it.

>>13914381
Do they like pasta?

>>13914381
Counter point: Crow Tengus.

>>13914375
Well, I told myself I wouldn't, but I guess I'll be chasing that little white rabbit then. Hopefully she leads me to her cousin rabbit type.

>>13914387
fruit pasta

>>13914399
I hear she's off to a party so you might just be in luck.

>>13914376
That one was great. Lucy was soft and lovely.

>>13914381
>shilling for batgirls
>sticking the shittiest ones that go for gross hobos

>>13914401
Absolutely disgusting.

>>13914381
Counter point

>>13914406
okay, what about one that go for noble explorers and want a faithful marriage?

>>13914349
>Everytime Anon goes to visit his Jabberwock Nee-san in Wonderland she sits in a chair by the gate, shades and long leather coat, and asks him if he'll take the blue wock or the red wock
>Every fucking time
>Won't let him pass unless he takes the red wock
>He knows, he tried to get through before
>He has like 50 of the damn red ones at this point
>He has to just toss them in his room
>He doesn't even know what he's supposed to do with them

>>13914355
>matangos ate my baby
Matango confirmed for atheist.

>>13914382
There's also a Familiar working for Alp's Lich with the stuffed animals and the pouting chamber. But here's a question: can Wizards keep Familiars if Familiars want the sexy times?

>>13914401
>Pasta
>Fruit
What even is that sauce that's on it? I want to know what apparently ties this unholy abomination together.

I have this little greentext for you:

There was this anon (you) who was walking some where (your location) when he runs into a beautiful MG (insert your favorite species here) and they head out for quick hot sex together and end up not only dating but getting married ..

Prolog : eventually they have children together and live a happy life with each other

The end!


Hope you liked it, I covered your little written about MG species you like so much!

I will write some more about her soon!

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>>13914412
She is far too skinny. How do you cuddle with her without having to wrap her up in layers of squishy blankets? I'd take her home and feed her lots of nice meals.

>>13914423
That's just the usual white alfredo sauce.

>>13914425
well she lived alone in subterranean ruins for her whole life so yeah, I assume food would be hard to come by

>>13914424
dude nice

>>13914403
Oh boy. I get the feeling I'm in for a time.

>>13914424
6/10. Skimped too much on the sexy details.

>>13914412
Any bat girls are great.

Except for slutty Kunoichi ones.

And actually, let's think about that for a moment. Kunoichi. People are always going on about how Succubi are the Ultra-Slut, NTR Machines, but Kunoichi are pretty well paid to sleep with their targets. They're not just sluts, they're whores too! So why is it that Kunoichi never suffer under the same scrutiny as Succubi?

>>13914423
>>13914427
it says it's vanilla yogurt, it's a fruit salad for summer

>>13914412
...Better. Surprisingly, I'm usually pro egalitarian monstergirls that don't discriminate, but that dirty ass Ebola-meets-AIDS gangbang was kinda too much for me.

>>13914414
Obviously, they're Jabberwock larvae that he's expected to help get mature with his sticky white treat.

>>13914424
Damn. Wish I was as good.

>>13914446
No way I'm buying that much condensed milk.

>>13914446
Can't he just make Jabberwock babies with his onee-san the normal way and warm her eggs?

These things are just creepy. They rarely move, and mostly just sit and stare.

OK Anons.
It seems that, for reasons that have yet to be explained, you've been made a VIP of Monster Girl City and have had a body guard assigned to protect you, along with a nice penthouse to live in.
She's there to take care of you and protect you at all costs, like the maid service but with more guns.

Roll species
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Roll Personality d10
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

1. Racial Norm
2. NEET
3. Tomboy
4. Deredere
5. Light Yan
6. Kuudere
7. Himedere
8. Light Tsun
9. Dandere
10. The Genkiest


Roll Body type *New* d12

1. Racial Norm
2. Oppai loli
3. Muscled (Looks like a mino who's been doing heavy lifting)
4. Chubby
5. Thin
7. Pear
8. Loli (CC if already a loli)
9. Tall (Head and a half taller than the rest of her species)
10. Toned (No fat, and a bit of muscle)
11. Short (head and a half shorter than normal)
12. Free Space (You Pick)

Quirks d10
1. Normal
2. TWINS THEY WERE! (Roll a new body type and personality for the sister, they share the next quirk you roll)
3. Shiny! Has different coloration (Siberian Jinko's, Parrot Harpies)
4. Rebuilt: She's been augmented without her permission and had a host of cybernetics (full limb replacement and minor mental and cardio upgrades) to better protect you. Baby maker is fine and she has a chain gun attachment for her arm.
5. Expert House Keeper: She may have had maid training at one point, makes damn good waffles.
6. Commander: Has a group of five minions following her. If not obvious (Lich: Skeletons, Ryu: Shirohebi) roll for their race.
7. Lucky, always seems to win at gambling and has fate ever in her favor.
8. Dire: Taller and more muscled that other members of their species (Stacks with body types)
9. Pygmy: Half the size of her normal species but still as skilled as a full sized member. Stacks with body types, Stretching in play
10. Secretly a slime

Ok Anons, hows it go?

Good night Anons.

Remember to properly secure the baby ignis pen, they may burn down the thread if you don't.

>>13914465

>Black harpy
>The Gekiest
>Muscled
>Expert Maid

So a cheerful muscle maid with wing hugs?

I'm ok with this.
I'm VERY Ok with this.

>>13914465
>Himedere Oppai loli Elf with 5 Arachne followers
I wish I was one of those people that could rationalize rerolling, because this is some straight up shit. Only the oppai loli bit is acceptable.

>>13914465
the genkiest normal, thin goblin

I'm alright

>>13914465
Race : Kitsune
Personality: Racial norm
Body : Toned
Quirk : Lucky

I would say I am going to prolly be married before this is over.

>>13914465
>Queen Slime
>Tomboy
>Loli
>Augmented
This is a cluster fuck and I want no part of it.

>>13914488
Come on, don't you want a nanoslime who pretends to be a tomboy loli and creates copies of herself?

>>13914487
LUCKY PIECE OF SHIT

>>13914465
>Cheshire
>Dandere
>Muscled
>Secretly a slime
Jackpot, I don't like cheshires but I love slimes. Although, how does a muscled slime work?

>>13914489
The individual parts, other than queen slime, I'm fine with, but putting them together like that just ruins everything.

>>13914496
She makes herself look buff as fuck, is flat out stronger than regular slimes, and increases the pressure so it feels hard were the muscle would be..
unless you want her to be squishy.

>>13914465
>Red oni
Alright
>Light Tsun
Crap personality but whatever
>Muscled
Muscled oni? Well alright, I can dig-
>Dire
HELP! HELP! MY PELVIS IS IN DANGER! HEEEEELP!

>>13914424
You inspired me to write something. You will be to blame in a few months after I've joined the ranks of Bob, NegaWalker, and such.

>>13914424
The funny part is that could be an abridged version of half the writefag/greentext stories we have.

>>13914465
>Valkyrie
>Tomboy
>Short
>Has a tall genki twin.

Sounds pretty cute.

>>13914515
It's not like she's sharing her alchohol because she wants to, she just figured that your stuff was a bit to weak.
prepare to be the little spoon.

>>13914465
Dire Ren Xiongmao quadruplets
>genki chubby
>toned kuudere
>deredere chubby
>muscled tomboy

Well, at least I'll be safe from everything besides them.

>>13914465
>sahuagin
Oh c'mon, I just rolled one last night.
>deredere
Okay, fine
>tall
Yes
>TWINS!
YES
>Thin Kuudere sister
Is fine too
>They're shiny
I love you, dice gods.

>>13914524
Sounds like a great pair.

>>13914528
Oh my, that's a lot of panda.
Hope you enjoy cuddle piles.

>>13914424
I need my dose of suffering.

>>13914526
I'm probably lucky that she's a tsun actually, she'd probably pop my head off with a casual hug or grind my hand bones to dust while holding hands.

>>13914465
>Mindflayer
>light yan
>Tall
>Lucky

Oh fuck. Who protects me from her? I've got a towering yandere abomination who can forcefully change my mind and make me cum from it who has supernatural luck on her side in everything.

Can I... can I re-roll?

>>13914544
Nope, sorry anon but the napalm is already on the way.

>>13914540
It's just delaying the inevitable.

>>13914544
No.
Who knows, you may start to like her after a while.

>>13914550
>It's just delaying the inevitable.
Not if she just lays back in bed and lets me do the work.

>>13914550
>Who knows, you may start to like her after a while.
Of course he will, she'll make him

>>13914465
>Dark Priest Succubus
>Dandere
>Loli
>Rebuilt Quirk

I have no idea how to feel about this

>>13914555
>Taking a Mucled Dire Oni's first time in the missionary position.

That...that sounds real nice.
are you ready to see the heart pupils in her eyes?

>>13914561
Sounds nice to me.

Almost like you got a loli, darkpriest robocop

>>13914562
I'm ready to break the tsun and make her full dere
Just as long as she's careful

I want to be in an arranged marriage with an Amazon onee-san!

>>13914567
a darkpriest robocop fueled by my semen

>>13914465
Ignis
Light yan
Short
Twins they were
Light yan
short

fuck

>>13914575
I'm sure that once she's gone dere than she'll be super gentle with you despite the fact that she could probably bench your car without much trouble.

>>13914582
Forgot quirk roll. Expert house keeper. I feel like I'm in some kind of horrible romantic comedy.

>>13914585
That sounds nice. I'd make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.

>>13914465

Race: Merrow
Personality: Tomboy
Body: Normal
Quirks: Pygmy

Unless this city is underwater she is fucking useless. At least I (presumably) get a nice hat out of the deal.

>>13914465
Oh boy, here we go!
>Beelzebub
O-okay.
>Himedere
But wait, I'm in charge here!
>Chubby
That doesn't even make any sense!
>shiny
What is a shiny Beelzebub like? I feel like I'm screwed in many ways, and I think I need a paladin-chan to come assassinate me so we can get all these eggs in her butt.

>>13914544
>She'll let you go if you can beat her at a poker game
>naturally its strip poker. Monsters find the concept of gambling for money hilarious and backwards.
>you've read her file beforehand and know that she never loses at gambling
>open your mouth to refuse the ridiculous terms
>"YES!"
>w-what? That sounded like your voice
>wimper slightly as something slippery slides out of your ear
>"Then let's get started, anon! Don't beat me too hard, I'm not very good at these games..."
>a creepy smile spreads across her face

>>13914605
Wow, racist. Beelzebubs don't do that. She does have an impressive buttplug and bead collection though.

>>13914614
Well whatever it is, it's going in the paladin.

>>13914544
I'd take her. A lovely Mindflayer who's only wish is to be with you forever and ever and ever and ever.

>>13914621
Looks like someone forgot to wear his earplugs.

>>13914619
>paladins come one by one to take you out
>they all walk funny by the time security escorts them out

>>13914465
>normal NEET toned Lizardman
Oh yes

>>13914649
M'lord.

>>13914465
>Minotaur
Not the best domestic help, but decent as a body guard.
>tomboy
Somewhat more docile than the regular Minotaurs, hopefully. Looks good so far.
>muscled
So a Minotaur tomboy cranked up to eleven.
>dire
Scratch that, we're way past eleven.

This can be a purely professional relationship, right? I don't think my puny body could weather the alternative.

Manticore a gud girl, she dindu nuffin she was just raping that boy to get the spirit energy needed to turn her life around was going to church and everythin

>>13914714
#TailpussyMatters

>>13914465
>Chubby NEET pygmy Girtabilu
I know the small ones have the stronger venom, but she seems kind of lazy.

>>13914515
>>13914693
You niggas best get titanium pelvises for this this.

How tall is a pygmy jinko?

>>13914797
If you're not a manlet she'll probably be up to your lower rib cage.

>TFW no QT were-bat to burn the midnight oil with

why? the nights are cold and lonely.

>>13914810
I wonder how many people would prefer that over a full size jinko. Probably not a lot. I would.

>>13914834
Me too.

>>13914714
>A monster going to church
To worship who exactly?

>>13914851
Fallen god seems to fit in this case. Though, it makes me wonder what a church full of Eros worshippers would do if a bicorn walked into their church.

>>13914440
You've raised a good point. On the other hand I've never given a shit about Kunoichi. I want a waifu, not a servant with a chuuni personality.

>>13914856
>A bicorn recruited into Eros' cupids
>ignores orders and just goes on a shooting spree

That reminds me, I need to finish that thing I was doing.

dom kobolds

>>13914873
All you'd need to do is lie down and they'll lick and nibble you all over!

>>13914831
That's why you sleep during the night and dream of warm, motherly Dragons and the eggs they lay.

>>13914873
Sure, whatever.

Fighting it will only make everything worse.

>>13914857
There's nothing wrong with a chuuni Kunoichi except that it's written by the wrong guy.

>>13914873
Whatever floats your boat maaaaaan.

>>13914873
Why is this allowed?

>>13914910
It is inevitable. We've had the ultimate dom monsters become the opposite of their profiles so it was only a matter of time before threadcanon came along and ruined another new girl for someone.

>>13914945
A Holst dominatrix all dressed up in black leather when?

>>13914900
We have a chuuni Kunoichi story?

>>13914950
Yes but it's written by Alp so it might as well not exist.

>>13914947
I think we've had a dom Holst at a couple of points. The thread is gonna do its thing and make monstergirls act contrary to their official nature, sometimes because an anon actually wants it, and other times its to piss people off.
I personally think Hellhounds should be the scary dom types and Kobolds should be the submissive dog, but shit happens.

>>13914955
Which story is it? I want to see how well/how badly he did it.

>>13914968
Pink Cocks.

>>13914873
Sub hellhounds

>>13914971
>Think you're just shitposting
>check his pastebin
>no, that's what he actually called it

Oh, wow. So far its the average alp story too. At least the dialogue isn't all "Jimmeny Jillickers!" this time.

Any source for pic related? I tried looking at the translators page but I couldn't find any reference to this image. Are there any more of them?

>>13914976
Yes, both writefags and drawfags have been doing that already. I guess its only fair an extremely sub monster is ruined too.

>>13914986
>the average alp story
What does that even mean if it isn't all "Jimmeny Jillickers"?

>>13914987
Yes, yes there are. One for Lamias, one for Harpies, one for Centaurs, one for Slimes and one for Spiders. The spider one was just last thread.

>>13914987
They're end cards for the monster musume anime episodes. The others have been translated, but don't know where they can be found.

>>13914987
Just go back where you came from, and don't lie and pretend that you're not brand new.

>>13914987
Its an endcard for the Everyday Monstergirls anime that is currently airing. The show is pretty good so far, faithful to the manga.

>>13914992
Meaning there are some good ideas in there but I didn't care much for the execution. The dialogue was also unnatural, just in a less jarring way than his other stuff.

>>13915008
>some good ideas
Like what? Jeleton?

Uh-oh! Lazy cat is being lazy again! Can you entice her predatory instincts and make her more active?

>>13914987
So like...when is somebody gonna draw that "mentally weak and very delicate" Shark girl getting her nose lovingly bopped?

>>13915045
Never, that's awful!

>>13915008
>>13915011
Don't leave me hanging here mate.

>>13915054
Alp, you are like the worst clingy girlfriend ever.

It was just the little things like a kunoichi knowing pressure points to hit on a guy so they don't need to worry about pregnancy, and the crazed vigilantes dressing as paladins. (the guy could have not yelled "yee-haw" every sentence though, it sounded like she was running from a warner brothers cartoon)

Its the little details in like in stories, even minor world building stuff makes a story better.

>>13915044
Tie a bell to my dick and helicopter it.

>>13915084
You don't need to worry about any more yee-haws ever again anon. His brother is a weeaboo with a katana.
But since we are talking now, tell me more about the execution. Telling me it sucks isn't very specific. Calling it cartoony doesn't help either.

>>13915108
Off the top of my head:
>The dialogue is a little unnatural as I said. It just isn't quite how people talk to each other. Sometimes it just turns in a vaguely confusing list where I assume they're taking turns to talk I guess
>You just glossed over this big scary necromancer guy who seemed to be doing something really huge and messed up, just to set up the undead girl
>How is it hard for an undead to sprint away from an out of shape guy in armor? She isn't going to need a break, she would be able to run for ever while he makes it for about five meters and gives up
>Gomi's story had potential to be sad, but it was just two lines explaining "lol I dunno some fag flushed her down the crapper"
>I know he was a cartoony bad guy, but butchering him was a bit much
>on that subject "teehee, we just murdered some guy, lets be friends and have a giggle in front of his corpse!"

But yes, a skeleton wearing a slime is a cool idea.

>>13915146
>vaguely confusing list
Does every other writer in existence seriously type who says and what on every single line of dialogue and by some miracle I just haven't noticed that?
>just glossed over
There's nothing interesting about necrophiliacs, anon.
>How is it hard
The plot demands it!
>it was just
Yes, it was. And then one day it won't be.
>butchering him was a bit much
He had it coming.

Well anyway, I'm probably going to keep being bad at this, sorry for wasting your time.

>>13915210
Not him, but
>guy gives you criticism that you actually asked for
>just shrug it off
This is why no one normally helps you out with this stuff.

>>13915210
>Does every other writer in existence seriously type who says and what on every single line of dialogue and by some miracle I just haven't noticed that?

Some writefags do, but mostly they tell us who the person talking is. A quick back and forth is ok, but if it lasts too long it is like reading a list instead.

>>13915224
>shrug it off
Sorry if it seems like that, but some of the things being said were completely useless, and the stuff that wasn't I do recognize.
>>13915242
But how many times does it need to be said who is talking when there's only two people talking? It gets annoying if you repeat the name every line.

>>13915257
Guy who posted the criticisms here. What actually is useful criticism to you? I might as well know if I try and point a few things out next time.

>>13915264
Stare at me all you want, I'm not eating that shit.

>>13915273
Well it would be useful to tell me what the hell it means when you say "dialogue is a little unnatural". Everyone keeps saying it but when I ask what it means they can't tell me.
Don't waste your time telling me you disagree with where the story went, like them killing the guy or stuff like that.

This schedule is tolling on me
Far more than I thought it would be.
I should practice violin
Or just stop staying in.
But instead I'm here in MGT
Anyone have requests for shitty limericks while I'm here?

Alp doesn't want criticism, he wants attention. Stop engaging him.

Join the hive!

>>13915323
>pedipalps in the place of human legs
FUCKING
NO
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO STEAL THAT OF ALL THINGS FROM OKAYADO
FUCK

>>13915318
The Post Harpy going postal!
>>13915323
What is this, I don't even?

>>13915328

>>13915323

>>13915332
AH YEAH New girl time

>>13915332
He's working fast. I like it

>>13915323
>>13915332
Well, time to go to bed and wake up to the reactions in the morning.
Holy shit KC is shitting them out fast.

>>13915323
>>13915332
Is it just me or does that insect half look kind of... superfluous? She basically has normal legs, and you won't ever have any real interaction with that half, and she's drawn in a way that draws your attention towards her human curves and makes you ignore the insect half.
So why even have it at all? Why not just make her humanoid?

>>13915332
He made a new one fast. She looks like she'll be an Ushi Oni mixed with a Lizardman I guess.

I get the feeling she'll be one of those forgotten ones.

>>13915332
I like this. Will there be worker beetles and a queen as well? I know beetles don't into colonies but still.

>>13915323
>>13915332
KC must have made a deal with the robot devil to be pushing out girls this quickly

I'm scared

>>13915323
>>13915332
Holy shit. That looked so out of his design I thought it was a random art for a moment.
Also this >>13915339

Pretty cool I must say.

>>13915339
>>13915341
>>13915350
He's probably had a "backlog" of designs he did on the side while working on the Chaos girls.

Reminder that flat is justice and naizuri is a best

>>13915346
>>13915350
And still no Phoenix, Hydra or Griffon.

>>13915345
Her body is primarily built for combat
You've got insect bits for fighting and human bits for fucking

>>13915332
Shes beautiful, would hug

>>13915332
Why is it so early?
And where is my cu sith?

>>13915345
I agree, its the silly left over legs that do it. They serve no function aside from making her look like some poor girl who got glued on top of a beetle body and brainwashed shortly after.

If you remove the insect body, you are left with a variant of a Khepri.

>>13915328
A harpy, with feathers so fine
Got quite tired of waiting in line.
Assaulted her intern;
The hard way did he learn:
Come rain, or come snow, or come shine.


>>13915332
A spider beetle, released very soon
Will probably be forgotten by noon
Unless her description
Is interesting fiction
Can somebody translate from moon?

>>13915352
>That looked so out of his design I thought it was a random art for a moment.
Yeah, I thought it that spider from VH when I looked on thumbnail

>>13915322
This. If you ignore him he gets pissy and if you don't he'll ignore what you say anyway.
>>13915273
Read the above and don't even bother giving that faggot attention.

>>13915366
It's basically a "trend" that caught on with artists after monster girls got popular with the general public to make insect/spider girls look more human, and make them have sex more like a human girl.

>[Update] this "soldier beetle" beetles and stag lasting is a Schwere (however thin front) beetle demon daughter.　Encyclopedia of tribes and insect eye for the first time!
Shitty google translate version, what could it mean?

>>13915345
>and you won't ever have any real interaction with that half
Well, what the hell do you want? Some fuckable orifice on her beetle half, or what?

>>13915323
>>13915332
>soldier beetle hesitating to hug you and is afraid that she might hurt you

>>13914032
>>13914355
>no "muh invincible monster"
If you're gonna bother making one, which you shouldn't, do it right.

>>13915399
The pincer-sword and shield are part of her body, but can safely fold away.
Also, they're typically stoic and taciturn, and expressionless.

>>13915388
demon daughter = machine for monster girl

>stag lasting is a Schwere (however thin front)
Probably something about her armour/weaponry.

>Encyclopedia of tribes and insect eye for the first time!
Maybe he means it's gonna be a pack of related profiles regarding their hive this time? Like >>13915349 suggested.

>>13915323
>>13915332
Well...at least it's no furry/abomination shit.

>>13915394
Well, no, that's dumb.
Honestly, "taur" type monster girls are fucking stupid in general. You'll basically only really focus on the human parts anyway, so why have all that animal there? Monster girls should be human girls enhanced by some exotic monstrous features on their bodies, not some half-and-half bullshit.

>>13915420
>creepy crawlers
>not abomination

>>13915412
So more like an insect-taur mantis?

>>13915332
>soldier beetle
I want to like her but I can't stop myself from thinking that she's an actual soldier beetle.

Larval soldier beetles must poop into their food before eating it. They can't eat otherwise.

I think I'll pass.

>>13915394
Is there actually anything in the encyclopedia stating that ant girls/spider girls/etc DON'T have some fuckable hole on there?

>>13915434
Since it doesn't look like she's a chaos-tier MG, I'd say she doesn't deserve that label.

>>13915323
>>13915332
>New girl released on my birthday
Could be better, but hey neat.

>>13915462
Enjoy your new wife.

>>13915323
>>13915332
KC is on a roll, Shoggoth, Kobold and now this. Guess that's one way of making up for transformation shit.

>>13915462
Fag

I, for one, welcome our new, insectoid overlords!

>>13915496
I love you too.

>>13915323
Attack her weak point for MASSIVE damage!

>>13915332
Anyone else think her face seems weirdly undetailed, i think its the eyes that get me

>>13915533
Wrong girl

>>13915323
>>13915332
She looks kuudere. Please let her be a soft dom.

What's so bad about abominations?

>>13915543
She looks like it could work on her.

>>13915551
Remove pls.

>>13915551
I appreciate my sanity.

>>13915550
Yeah, KC usually puts more details on their faces.
This one's made lacking any emotion, plus no of their usual face-wide blush, plus the unreadable insectoid eyes.

>>13915551
Nothing, much better than Kikis.

>>13915635
>lying on the internet

>that moment when you suddenly realize Alp boots have male and female symbols on them
Goddammit. I'm laughing, but goddammit.

>>13915660
>literally every single detail about Alps is meant to remind you that they're still men on the inside
Why is KC such a faggot?

>>13915671
Stage 3 get more women than some women, it's just their profile aimed to capture the whole post-transformation stuttering / blushing / personality crisis thing.

>>13915682
Stage 3 also almost never happens.

>>13915689
It does if you fuck them properly, dweeb.

>>13915660
I apologize for the shitstorm I just indirectly caused. Can we avoid this confrontation?

>>13915582
Eh, was meant for >>13915535

>>13915702
You ought to know that nothing good ever comes from Alps.

>futas are girls with a male feature
>generally considered gay
>monster girls are girls with animal features
>generally not considered bestiality
I don't even like futa, and I'm not trying to insinuate anything, but what's with the double standard?

Consider the following: war veteran comes back to the ol' farm near the small village where nothing bad ever happens, bringing with him an orphaned P'Orc. He gets married to a human woman and has a son who grows up with a P'Orc nee-san who wants to be his minion. Together these two embark on a grand adventure to conquer Maus Hills.

>>13915768
This is Joe the Fisherman. Observe his bait but don't be enticed by it, for there's a mean hook in it!

>>13915768
Futa is only gay if they're fucking a dude up the ass or shoving their dicks inside a guy's mouth

And with monster girls the focus is almost entirely on the human features, and the monster parts are an extra, while with futa the dick usually gets a lot of attention.

>>13915689
That's because threadcanon states never give them the D and they need the D to get to stage 3.

>>13915779
This is a dumbass. Observe how he bit the bait, and has now been pierced by the hook and reeled in. This is why we can't have nice things.

>>13915779
>And with monster girls the focus is almost entirely on the human features, and the monster parts are an extra
Well that's not really true. Don't people usually like both? Not in the same way, typically, but still.

>>13915768
Discuss Kraken.

>>13915815
I want Kraken-onee-san to ravage my ass with her tentacles while we make love!

>>13915815
What is the purpose of Kraken slime? The stuff that's on their tentacles?

Apparently Soldier Beetles come in different colors with different horns. Someone already made fanart of them.

>>13915771
Sounds like a fun story if it keeps the air light and has plenty of comedy.

>>13915827
>Soldier Beetle already has art
Is it national speed day in Japan or something?

>>13915848
Comiket is soon, everyone is getting pumped I guess.

>>13915825
Lubrication.

>>13915857
OK, other than lubrication. I should have foreseen that somebody was going to say that.

>>13915862
Lubrication. They're an underwater race, anon. They have to stay soaked to survive on land
So really, it's lube. Not even sex lube, it's lube lube.

>>13915862
Remember how Mero explained she's covered in slime so she can breath on land?

>>13915838
Well then you should get to writing it.

>>13914465
>Pear Shaped Kuudere Augmented Kunoichi
>I've been waiting for you, anon
>Who are you?
>Neither enemy nor friend

Looks like it's time for me to remember that punch

>>13915869
>>13915872
Good point. I forgot my basic biology for a second there.
Come to think of it, Kraken lube would probably be helpful for them slip into small spaces, like actual cephalopods.
...Do Scyllas, Krakens, and Mindflayers have actual skeletons? Normal octopi and squid don't...

Would your monster waifu be able to cross Trump's Great Wall of Mexico?

>>13915884
Hm, that's a good question
On one hand, it'd make sense since basic biology and they all are octopi/squids
On the other hand. Wait, shit, I had something for this

>>13914465
>weresheep
>dandere
>pear
>twins
>other weresheep is also pear (dammit i was hoping for muscle)
>they're both actually slimes
...I have no idea what's going to happen.

>>13915884
>for them slip into small spaces
Be careful now, Anon.

>>13915888
My waifu would be able to rip Trump's face off.

>>13915907
I meant like crevices in rocks, anon. Get your mind out of the damn gutter.

>>13915888
She can just fly over it.

>>13915913
Why would she do that? That's murder.

>>13915929
Does it really count as a crime if nobody liked him anyways?
And besides, given the fact that my waifu is a strong, fit, Chinese (or at least the MGE equivalent of Chinese) tiger woman who isn't human, we all know that it would only be a matter of time before he made a racist/species-ist/otherwise offensive comment to her. And chances are that a noble warrior like a Jinko waifu wouldn't exactly take that well.

>>13915942
>Does it really count as a crime if nobody liked him anyways?
>he made a racist/species-ist/otherwise offensive comment
Let me guess: You're a beaner aren't you?

I want a footjob from a Jinko!

>>13915894
Cuddle sex

>>13915948
I'm a white murican. I just don't like Donald Trump because I think he's an idiot. And let's face it, if he found out about the existence of monster girls, he wouldn't take it too well.

>>13915942
>nobody liked him
Now now anon, his views are a little wild but his supporters sure like him.

>>13915960
They're dumb. He would be an awful president.

>>13915323
To think a man has at most 100 years under heaven, and that only about sixty of them allow him strength. Were we not mortal, we could see the entire animal kingdom monsterized. We could see the age of android waifus. We could see the day monstergirls become real thanks to genetic engineering. Or the day one can upload one's consciousness to their 2D world(s) of choice. But alas, it is folly, we must live in the moment for that is all we have.

>>13915962
He's not me, but I do agree. His supporters are kind of awful. I'll bet they all support the Order and want to kill all monster girls.
Now let's avoid the political discussion in the monster girl thread.

>>13915942
>If someone hurts your feelings it's okay to attack them

If you don't vote for either Sanders or Trump you are a traitor to your country

>>13915913
>>13915942
>>13915956
>Being this butthurt over trump
Bad Chupacabra-chan! Get back across the border! Our Goat Girls are going to remain unmolested by you!

>>13915968
It's my waifu attacking him, not me. And Jinkos are noble warriors, remember? They'd take insults very very personally.
>>13915972
OK, that Chupacabra girl is incredibly cute.

>>13915323
>>13915332
CHANGE
STAG BEETLE

>>13915971
>Sanders
>After he got cucked so fucking hard by Black Lives Matter
Look at this man and tell me he can run a country.

>>13915972
>tumblr

>>13915982
>Shillary

>>13915984
>Not recognizing fucking Monorus' work

>>13915976
>A warrior who feels their honor has been stained will just murder someone in cold blood instead of challenging them
>Anon still trying to justify hurting people because they said something mean

>>13915888
Trump is the Hero the modern libretard America needs
He is the only one who is not afraid to say what he really thinks

>>13915989
I know who drew it pendejo. Do you even know her name?

>>13915986
Webb's the only Democrat worth a shit, and that's why you never see anything about him.
Political parties don't want normal human beings. They want and need controversial, unfeeling monsters in order to stimulate a response from the largely uncaring population.

>>13915982
What happened?

>>13915963
Immortality will be commercially available by 2045, so provided 2017 doesn't fuck us up, we can have it all.

>>13915992
He also doesn't give a shit about anyone that isn't making 7 digit paychecks a year.

>>13916005
But making money is a choice, anon. You chose to be a loser and a parasite. Do you even into Andrew Ryan?

>>13916002
>Tao black girls jump on stage
>Get right in everyone's faces
>Trying to push people out of the way
>Scream that if they're not allowed sole use of the microphone, they'll shut down the event right then and there
>Scream over everyone who tries to talk
>Eventually everyone just kind of walked away, stared at their feet and waited quietly, having given up

>>13916002
https://youtu.be/QfOLPS-efw8?t=2m14s

>Sanders thanks Seattle for being "The most progressive city in America!" at his rally
>Immediately gets attacked by Dindus who crash this rally with no survivors
>"WE ARE REASONABLE"
>Argue for a few minutes, then Sanders lets them have their speech at his rally
>They then talk about how Ferguson was all about a gud boi and how all you white people are racist
>Sanders lets it happen and stands to the side
>Then afterwards supports Black Lives Matter and talks about how he'll improve the police force so they don't attack dindus
Trump would've just deported their asses to The Wall

Guys, can we keep the /pol/ discussion to a minimum and just discuss cute monsters?

>>13916025
#CatLivesMatter #AllNineOfThem

>>13915888
Trump is the closest we will get to Armstrong.
I hope he has some nanomachines in his sleeve
"Make America great again" is literally quote from Armstrong's monologue

>>13916005
>not making 7 digit paychecks
Kill yourself, loser

The weak will be purged -- and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit! They'll make America great again!

>>13916008
Yeah I chose to create an ideology that 'the customer is always right' which forces people that are working dead end jobs to listen to some faggot who wants to make you miserable cause they had a bad day or missed a sale.
I'm the one who made it that public education forces you to learn things that are required learning even if they have zero to do with your dream job.
I'm the one who caused inflation of the dollar.
Yup, all me.

>>13915551

>anything abominable; anything greatly disliked or abhorred.

>a vile, shameful, or detestable action, being, condition, habit, etc.:

Gee wilikers I don't know.

>>13916008
>>13916043
You idiots realize 7 digit is millions a year right?
If you were making at bar minimum 1 million a year you would not be on 4chan, let alone /jp/

>>13916046
Holy shit I've worked shit jobs and I'm not this bitchy. I've worked 14 hr jobs concessions at football games for years and I still don't bitch this much.

Consider suicide please.

>>13916004
What I supposed to happen in 2017? And don't say space elves.

>>13916058
They just look scary. I'll give an abomination all the hugs and kisses.

>>13916059
It's my life goal to be a billionaire so that I can just spend all day shitposting on 4chan without needing to worry about dumb shit like obligations or responsibilities.
>Send one of my maids to get me take out so that I can post about Albedo without pause

Is the new KC girl a Seltas Queen?

>>13916059
>of you were making mad bank you wouldn't be here

Says you.

>>13916046
At least you admit it.
>>13916059
Here's a clever one.

>>13915323
>>13915332
Look at the size of that...of that...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYMi5wSc7g&t=0m12s

I want to be kidnapped by an Arachne who rapes me with her spinneret!

>>13916070
>then social order breaks down and your money is worth nothing

I hope you at least built a shelter. Oh no! But then who are you gonna post with on the internet, if you can even access it anymore.

Money ain't everything nigga. It can get you most anything, but it is not everything.

>>13915323
>>13915325
Do you think she's detachable?

>>13916112
Tell that to Charon when she's making you swim in the Styx because you couldn't afford her ferry.

>>13916120
>2015
>not being a dimension lord

It's like you want to be at the mercy of the powers that be

>>13916107
Would you let her give you a pincerjob?

>>13915323
>>13915332
>Legipalps
I wonder if KC got any ideas from Crabman.

RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE ANNOUNCED, HIDE YOUR ZOMBIEFUS!

>>13916132
Does anyone actually like legipalps?

>>13916112
>Social order breaks down because of one person

>>13916136
I have no issue with them.

>>13916138
Yeah, that's what I said.

>>13916136
Soldier Beetle's look alright, but what Okayado did to Rachnera is fucking horrible. The worst part is that she has fucking human skin on her pedipalps. That is not okay.

>>13916133
>Your zombie waifu sees a RE2 trailer
>"W-why would someone make such a thing"
>She's almost on the verge of tears
>To her its very existence is a hate crime

>>13916148
this tbh.

>>13916160
>Your zombie waifu sees a RE2 trailer
>"Holy fuckin' hell, this is awesome. Think we can buy it, anon?"
>She's a fangirl for zombie movies/video games/comics, so she's always hyped for stuff like this
>When she buys it she just keeps killing her character over and over again to watch zombies ripping him apart

>>13916136
I like them because they give the girl a more complete human silhouette, which makes them seem less alien. They also de-emphasize the huge insect half and emphasize the human half, which is what monster parts should do.

>>13916155
>the worst part
>human skin
>worst part

Anon wants to be hardcore but his waifu won't let him.jpg

>>13916185
This nigga gets it.

>>13915323
We need a vectorized version of this image, just because.
Also, where's 2P color anon?

>>13915323
...Just as an experiment, could someone photoshop out the beetle half, minus her pedipalps?

>>13916205
Why?

>>13916110
Come to think of it, what would sticking your dick in a spinneret feel like, anyways?

>>13916187
He's right though, those skin sections look really off, completing the impression that it's a chick stuffed into that thing.

>>13916210
Lubed up silk I guess.

>>13916185
What's next? Giving lamias human thighs and knees to make them less monstrous and "alien"?
Make every spider girl look like this because nobody cares about the spider half anyway?

>>13914412
Holy fuck somebody give this kid some damn food.

>>13916219
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
As a fan of hips, thighs and legs in general, I wholly support "legipalps".

Anyone have that picture of the chubby arachne? She was like dressed in a halloween costume

I need it to get the visual idea for what a chubby spider girl would be like

>>13914412
That doujin could've been pretty good if
1. she wasn't fucking anorexic and
2. she had arms like Garo instead of doing everything (including lewd stuff like feeling you up and jerking you off) with her weird bat feet

>>13915323
>>13915332
Another one already? Holy fuck is KC being held at gunpoint to pump out MGs or what?

Also
>Pincer and shield are part of her body
That's really fucking metal.

>>13916233
Actually, yeah, that looks way better than the usual spider-taurs.

>>13914465
>Kuudere Muscular Giant Slug who has a twin Light Yan Toned sister. Both are Dire.

Well, fuck.

>>13915323
This looks cute.

>>13916185
>and emphasize the human half, which is what monster parts should do
If monster parts should divert attention away from themselves, why even have them to begin with?