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sage

Someone needs to translate the rest of these.

>TAKEITIDEBU-!!!!
I lol'd

I want to do a scientific research about Yukkuri sexual urges.
I want to see whether it gets off by getting rubbed by anything, other Yukkuris or maybe things that has certain surfaces.
Shaking it also seems to turn it on.

>>1389872
One does not OBSERVE yukkuri behavior, one CREATES yukkuri behavior.

>>1389883
Fine, when I rub my p0n0s on a Yukkuri it apparently grows a pexxx of its own.

GTO reference.

>>1389946
I'm pretty sure that's a real japanese scary story. I've seen it in stuff other than GTO.

>>1389840
Again, asking for what to call this artist on the yukkuri uploader.

New.

http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/

Just for anyone who might have missed it.

>>1389974
Yukkuripad. I lol'd

>>1390019
I...WANNA ROCK N ROLL AAAAAAALL NIGHT, I PARTY E-VERY DAY

I love this artist.

>>1390214

>>1390218

I wish yukkuri's existed so I could torture them everyday. Nothing would be better than that.

>>1390362
Really? Not even a harem of girls immortal girls that loved you and did whatever you wanted no matter what it was?

>>1390380
Nope

>>1390380
I'd honestly prefer a robot harem, but oh well.

>>1390389
They can be an undying eternal robot harem if you like.

>>1390386
Wow, you'd prefer torturing defenseless creatures instead of a harem of all kinds of girls devoted to you. That's... kinda sad, isn't it?

>>1390395
They're not defenseless creatures, they're vermin. It's only a matter of time until they start spreading parasites and ruining entire crops.

Knowing the service that you'd be doing all creatures in robbing these monsters of their lives would be the best feeling in the world.

>>1390403
This

>>1390403
>They're not defenseless creatures, they're vermin.
Correct.

>Knowing the service that you'd be doing all creatures in robbing these monsters of their lives would be the best feeling in the world.
No.

>>1390417
The idea of helping so many people while having fun doesn't appeal to you?

You selfish bastard.

The ending was too obvious.

>>1390427
You make it sound like yukkuri are the single greatest threat to humanity, if not all (other) life on earth. They're just really annoying because they can actually talk. You need to consider the good they can do.

>>1390434
85. It's the morning shift. You could almost believe that the room is in an hospital, as it's certainly clean enough, and the workers are dressed in a way not unlike hospital workers. The conveyor belt speaks otherwise though, and indeed the purpose of this place is quite different. A box of yukkuris has been brought in from the breeding unit, and the workers are busy affixing each yukkuri in a small stainless steel frame or cage, just large enough for the adult yukkuris to be squeezed into. Metal prongs extending inwards ensure that the mouths of the thus immobilized yukkuris are kept wide open, and at the back there are mounting points, with which they are then fixed to the conveyor belt.

Every now and then, the conveyor belt moves, sending a few yukkuris through a heavy, automated door, decorated with a big radiation warning sign. The yukkuris go through a double airlock, and into the main hall of the facility. The air is filled with the hum of machinery, frantic gurgling sounds, and screams of "Yu!" in every nuance from utter terror to deepest despair. Long shelves run along the hall, filled with stations consisting of a metal bar extending out over a large funnel, with a mounting claw to hold a yukkuri cage at it's end turned upwards. A pipe extends downwards towards this, with an propeller-like impeller at the end. Placed above, able to overlook a half-dozen stations each, are slightly larger cages, allowing for some very limited movement. In these we have "companion yukkuris", to keep those stuck in the frames below from being lonely. These are responsible for the cries of "Yu!", as those in the frames cannot make much noise, their mouths permanently stuck at wide open. Robot arms with big, steel syringes stab into these yukkuris every now and then, injecting a mixture of ground up yukkuris or syrup and water to keep them from dying from thirst or hunger.

>>1390434
The good they can do?

They can feed people. By killing them.

Oh hey.

>>1390438
Automated machinery, box-like robots with a single arm on top driving around on predetermined paths pick up our fresh yukkuris and drive them to the stations where they'll be used. Other robots drive around and remove old, dead or dying yukkuris, making space for the new ones. After a fresh yukkuri has been placed in a station, the pipe from above is lowered into their mouths, and the impeller starts spinning. The pain is most likely quite horrendous, as the blades constantly shred and mix the inside of the yukkuri, but with the mouth thus blocked, the muffled,, gurgling nosies, the tears, and how it's eyes pop wide open, bloodshot, and frantically shaking, are all the clues we will get to it's mental state. Then through the pipe a mixture is slowly injected, made up from corn syrup, ground-up yukkuris, water, and liquefied or powdered nuclear waste. As the impeller spreads this through the yukkuri, the sweets nourish it, the water keeps it from dehydration, and the waste is there for the yukkuris metabolism to process into harmless bean paste. Excess bean paste spills from the yukkuris mouth, into the funnel, from which it is pumped into a new yukkuri, over and over again, until geiger counters shows that all the radioactive materials have been destroyed, at which point it will be used as yukkuri food, either in the main hall, or in the breeding unit.

>>1390428
I love this artist

>>1390441
All of this also means that in addition to the impeller, the yukkuris will have to suffer through radiation poisoning as well, and perhaps normal poisoning too. After 24 hours most are too weak to process any more, the radiation levels in the overflow increase, and a robot comes to remove it, to be replaced by another one. These dead yukkuris will themselves be radioactive waste (though they will have processed far more before they expired), so they are taken to another machine, which removes the metal frame, and dumps the yukkuri into grinder, so that the remains of it can be sent back into the system. The cage is then sent into another room, where another automated machine cleans it extremely carefully, so that it can be re-used. Every now and then, a companion yukkuri will also succumb to mental collapse and the radiation, so these are removed and replaced in much the same manner as well.

>>1390403
TORTURE != KILLING VERMIN.
YOU DON'T TORTURE A RAT TO DEATH. YOU EXTERMINATE IT.

>>1390434
(Translated from yukkuri.shiteitte.net. Note that the 'eye' is a mistake. Feel free to make any other changes to the slurring if someone edits it)

Lunchtime

ゆ？おしょらをとんでるみちゃい Yu? Ich like eyem flying in je shky
ひょいっ suddenly

にゃにごれ？！くちゃい！ Whach ish jis?! It shtinks!
フルフル <sound made smoothly slipping down the throat, or just slip-slip if you're so inclined>

ぐっ guh
ん”ー!!ん”ー!! ung! ung!
パタパタ tip-tap
ごっくん gulp

>>1390445
>>1390441
>>1390438
using yukkuris to get rid of nuclear waste

smart

>>1390454
So then you torture yukkuri for the same reason you torture rats; in the name of science.

>>1390428
>>What a delicious-looking apple!
>>Let's push it up the hill all together!
>>It's heavy but we can do it!
>>Mwommie will be so surprised when she sees this!
>>It's heavy!
>>Can't push!
>>Arrow : it is trying to help
>>Stop it! You're tickling me! Cut it out!
>>Stop it!
>>Little ones! It's time to go back home now!
>>Where did you go? Come out easy?
>>Are they playing hide&seek?

>>1390466
>So then you torture yukkuri for the same reason you torture rats; in the name of magic.
Fixed. There's not a whole lot of science going on in those things

>>1390466
you don't torture rats.
it's like you fuckers have never heard of the humane society.
You can kill vermin but you can't kill them painfully.

YOU DON'T TORTURE OTHER LIVING CREATURES YOU DUMB FUCKERS.

>>1390475
yukkuricannon.jpg

>>1390403
>>1390427
Utterly retarded in the fact that the guy above you WANTS yukkuri to exist, this "HORRIBLE DEADLY MENACE" so he can torture them.

Nice one.

Not to mention the factory is just as bad, breeding them and spreading them around. Yeah, nice retarded logic in praising the factory, there.

>>1390476
Good thing yukkuris are bean paste buns, then.

>>1390474
Again, you're clearing missing stuff. Can't you separate the translation into panels so it's easier to tell what's missing?

>>1390482
>sage
>retarded
Oh you.

>>1390485
Ah fuck you. How do you define living then? The fuckers can TALK. THEY THINK.

>>1390482
The factory breeds them to SELL them. They would NOT spread them around. This is just one of the early whimsical images, and should be classified with the ones where they're in space or flying over the city.

The factory captures and breeds yukkuri, and then tortures and sells them to make money. They are NOT the origin of yukkuri

>>1390491
I bet if robots started to kill humans, you'd defend them too.

>>1390481

>>1390496
What, yukkuris are killing people now? How is this strawman important?

>>1390495
>factory does not spread them around
>factory breeds yukkuri
>breeds yukkuri

>>1390507
How stupid are you? Farms breed cows, chicken, etc. How often do you think farms just decide to let them go? How often do you think they escape?

>>1390434
>You make it sound like yukkuri are the single greatest threat to humanity, if not all (other) life on earth.
And they aren't? They have all the traits of a biological weapon.

>>1390214
I love how it still tries to support it's ruined family.

>>1390220
I always wondered if someone could use that yukkuri as a potty.

>How often do you think they escape?
The simplest of traps/enclosures, even an upturned cardboard box, is too much for a yukkuri to deal with.

>>1390509
So you're saying yukkuris are harmless, like farm animals. Well, that's perfectly
>all the traits of a biological weapon.
fine then- wait, what?

Either they're harmless and therefore you're killing them for fun, or they're at least a semi-serious threat. Make up your minds.

>>1390519
inb4 ciel story

>>1390512
Who the fuck would make an edible biological weapon?

They can't kill humans. The worse they could POSSIBLY do is turn all the food into bean paste. You'd probably get sick of it, but they don't even poop (usually) so there's no efficiency loss like with other animals

>>1390522
Grasshoppers are both harmless and a serious threat.

>>1390529
Therefore you torture grasshoppers, right?

Right?

>>1390522
They're a threat that's fun to kill.

>>1390533
Yep.

>>1390533
Of course not. Grasshoppers don't scream.

>>1390529
If they're a serious threat, they're not harmless. Even if they can't directly hurt you they can do property damage, ruin sources of food, etc.

Yukkuri are an invasive species. The proper thing to do is kill them.

Yukkuri are fictional and fun to kill. The proper thing to do is torture, abuse, and kill them.

I wanna trade places with this guy.

>>1390541
Right, I just want to confirm you're mostly a sadists who like to hear things scream but are too pussies to try tackling anything that might possibly hurt you and also want to feel good about what your're doing so you take it out on imaginary talking heads made of bean paste and give them all sorts of contradictory attributes to further your odd fantasy.

Did I get that about right? I want to be able to throw up my arms in disgust finally.
...And then take it easy.

they're not vermin
they're not even alive
they're not real!

>>1390568
Puppies can't harm me. That doesn't mean I want to go out torturing puppies.

>>1390568
>Right, I just want to confirm you're mostly a sadists who like to hear things scream.
Fixed for me. The rest is probably right for everyone else in this argument.

>>1390561
I'm assuming that's part of a story. Any kind japanese anon have a context for it?

>>1390568
I'm sorry you were bullied in high school. No I'm not lol.

>>1390575
lol epic trollin dood u should get a medal ur epeen is hueg i wan suk it lolol ;)

>>1390578
Holy shit, you actually were bullied in high school?

>>1390568
Except yukkuris are giant egotistical faggots who only look out for themselves, are quick to shun and kill those who are different, and have entire subspecies dedicated to rape.

They don't deserve things like mousetraps.

>>1390580
;) ;) ;) ur so funny

>>1390584
I don't accept that as canon.

>>1390592
>canon
What the fuck? Yukkuri are a fancreation.

>>1390571
You say that, but you're secretly afraid of those puppies, aren't you... always plotting, always watching you... WATCHING YOU...

>>1390575

...Though I'm not sure exactly how that ties into the conversation, I wasn't. Did get in fights when I was younger, but that was with kids who could fight back.

>>1390568

I'd say you're someone who who failed to protect animals in real life. Perhaps it's a pet. Or perhaps you saw something heartbreaking on the news. Perhaps it was poachers. Perhaps it was environment changes. Perhaps it was the cruel nature of the food chain itself.

The fact that people could be so cruel haunts you to this day. The fact that you were so pathetic an powerless to prevent things frustrates you. The fact that nobody shares your feelings and is content to let this cruelty go by day and day breaks your heart.

And now... you're subconsciously trying to make yourself feel better by discouraging people from abusing fictional talking food heads.

Oh wow...

>>1390592
Ha ha, as soon as somebody points out the obvious, you go into denial.

Yukkuri are shit and they deserve torture.

>Except yukkuris are giant egotistical faggots who only look out for themselves, are quick to shun and kill those who are different, and have entire subspecies dedicated to rape

> you and also want to feel good about what your're doing so you take it out on imaginary talking heads made of bean paste and give them all sorts of contradictory attributes to further your odd fantasy

>>1390584
Only Alices are habitual rapists. One [sub]species.

>>1390584
inb4humanitycomparison

>>1390592
And what do YOU accept as canon?
It is undeniable that they like rape even more than double niggers.

>>1390592
You're a retard. It's canon.

>>1390596
There is a canon, but lets not get into this anymore. I hope neither of you are trying to impersonate me.

>>1390613
God dammit, too slow

>>1390605
Well, my goldfish died when I overfed it.

Actually, I just find it weird that so many people want to torture stuff so badly.
(Incidentally, I'm not the canon yukkuri poster. There's more than one person defending em, surprisingly. (inb4samefag))

>>1390623
It's YOUR canon.
Not mine. I don't have to accept a single facet of something if it's fantasy.

animals commit rape too in real life, you know

it's natural

>>1390613
Yukkuris... are a virus.

>>1390617
Thank you. There are more translations on the site. Some aren't complete though.

>>1390633
That's not what canon is, you retard

>>1390651
And you're just a mindless sheep who won't change things they don't like.

>Again, you're clearing missing stuff. Can't you separate the translation into panels so it's easier to tell what's missing?

>Again
>you're

wasn't me. it's not like it's a single person translating these things.

in any case
すりすり grind-grind
ゴロンゴロン roll-roll
multitude of meaningless yu-s
ぐぐっ sound of pushing with all your might
ぷる　ぷる　ぷに　ぷに prolly panting, but nothing I can find in my dicts
ガクン jerked to a sudden stop
コロロン same as コロコロ, rolling around

>>1390637
Playing devil's advocate for a second, clearly the yukkuris are either dumb animals, in which case it's fine to torture them (apparently) or they're intelligent enough to be sentient, in which case they're evil for some of them being rapists and so they should all be brutally tortured and murdered.

(There may be some holes in this logic)

Enjoying delicious yukkuri tears while fags are shitstorming.

>>1390637
All sorts of animals like to fuck around with their food before they actually kill it. Sea lions like to rip the fins off ocean sunfish, play with the body, then leave it to die without taking a bite of it.

Torture is natural.

>>1390624
We don't want to torture stuff. Just yukkuris.

People call it "preemptive strike". Hit them before they can hit you.

carnivores will eat their own children if they are forced to
packs will coldly abandon their children if they are considered a liability
animals will use rape to assert dominance

wow, yukkuri are just as horrible as animals

>>1390662
hahahahahahahaha

>>1390651 here.
>Incidentally, I'm not the canon yukkuri poster
He's not the canon poster because I am. I'm the guy who, until one (two?) threads ago, kept trying to get people to support my idea of having the japanese artists get together and create a more strict canon.

I like the idea of torturing them. I also like the cute stuff, but that's irrelevant. What I don't like is how they just get any excuse to torture them imaginable. Why would I protest just torturing them when I like it? Speak for yourself, shithead

>>1390662
Saying you can change canon is like saying you don't like gravity, let's go against it.

>>1390663
There is a single translator who sages and prefixes lines with >>.

>>1390694
You have absolutely no idea what a canon is, do you?
PROTIP: ZUN changes canon everytime he writes.
All you have to do is get the people who make the content to define a canon. Then they're in charge of the canon.

>>1390667
When did Daiyousei gain that degree of AWESOME?

>>1390677
>if they are forced to
Yukkuris will do it just because.

>if they are considered a liability
Yukkuris will do it just because.

>animals will use rape to assert dominance
Yukkuris (and specially Alices) will do it just because.

>>1390712
Where the hell have you been?

This is the only translated one. The rest need translations!

>>1390683
>What I don't like is how they just get any excuse to torture them imaginable.
My bad. I'm fairly indifferent to fate of yukkuri myself and am mostly trolling. I'm just wondering what kind of justifications people can come up with torturing defenseless things for fun.

>>1390712
Do I really need to make another humanity comparison?

yukkuri keine?

>>1390721
>I'm just wondering what kind of justifications people can come up with torturing defenseless things for fun.
>fun
Answered your own question right there.

canon speaks nothing of the personalities of the humans doing the torturing. That is left entirely up to the writer. Which is why you have kind anons, cruel anons, and completely indifferent anons.

canon DOES speak of a yukkuri's own ridiculous selfishness. The only thing they care about is themselves and taking it easy. They seem to care about their children and other family members as well, but I got into an argument a while ago that they only care for others in a selfish way. Some japanese reading anon mentioned that in the original stories they have monologues saying that they do indeed love their children in a pure way. Still haven't seen any goddamn translations...
Everything negative that has been said about yukkuri is true. If you had followed these threads for more than 10 minutes you'd realize that. They have no respect for anything other then themselves [and family]. They will rape if they get horny. Alices won't even wait for that. They will eat their children to save themselves. They will kill other yukkuri for food (either to steal food or to eat them). We're not the ones making this up, the japanese authors are.

>>1390721
Why the hell would someone need a justification? Real life torturing = penalties. Internets = fantasies unleashed. Everyone's happy.

>>1390762

your friend has been held hostage

are you a bad enough yukkuri to not take it easy and save your friend?

>>1390754
>>1390762
Yeah, I was just confirming you guys found it fun to imagine torturing stuff.

...Come over to gurochan, we've got a whole board!

>>1390785

>>1390752
d'awww

now that's the only yukkuri I wouldn't want to tear apart.

>>1390790

>>1390787
We like it here just fine, thanks.

>>1390785
I could never figure out what was going on in that set of images.

Plus I hate that artist. Way too much scat, piss, and peni.

>>1390793

I like torturing yukkuris but I don't see them a objects. They kinda remind me of gnomes.

don't steal yukkuri Nitori's cucumber

Oh lord. I thought I'd seen bad edits by the japanese before.

Could someone give a quick translation of the added on red text?

Guys, they're just round blobby things. They are no reason to act like serial killers. Gelatinous cubes and forest slimes never induced mass panic and sadistic obsessed hunters, why should an even more harmless being?

>>1390787
Nah, thank you. My main fetishes are F/F fights and yukkuri torture and it lacks both pretty much.

Rape? Blame the yukkuris!
Theft? Blame the yukkuris!
Financial crisis? Blame the yukkuris!

As you know, yukkuris statistically commit more crimes than humans.

yukkuri chen

it's trademark phrase is "wakanai" (a slurred form of I don't get it)

It's a apparently very clueless about things

If you think "preservation of our species" is not a good enough reason to kill yukkuris, that's your problem.

>>1390823
Yes のワの

>>1390809
I thought the reimu said something like 'this food is nasty', offending the Nitori

>>1390827
The trademark is "I get it", as opposed to "Take it easy". "I don't get it" is thus the equivalent of "I can't take it easy"

Does "I get it" have any basis on the games, like Alice being from a city sect?

>>1390823
Yukkuri rape is primarily caused by yukkuri, yes.

>>1390815
Because it's fun. Why is that so hard to understand?

>>1390438
>>1390441
>>1390445
Holy heck, someone saved it!

>>1390842
You the author? it's in Yu.doc you fool.
You also did the oven mitt thing, right? A lot of your stuff is in there

>>1390823
It's well known that wolves and lynxes kill more rabbits than humans do. If you think that yukkuris would be ANY possible vermin threat, you need to put a fence around your field or close your doors when you leave.

>>1390830
They're not even real!

I wish there was a way I could automatically hide these threads the moment they're posted, just so I can pretend they don't exist.

I wish Summary Anon and Stories-Translating anon will be back one day. I appreciated their efforts greatly.

I still enjoy this meme, but this quasi-roleplay for sadists gets more and more ridiculous with each thread.


Yes, I'm entirely aware that there's a thread without torture at pooshlmer. Shut up.

>>1390910
Why don't you go back there, faggot.

It's nice to know the yukkuri PETA roleplayers don't bother you, though.

>>1390841
>Because it's fun. Why is that so hard to understand?

I seem to remember another sudden outbreak of random sadists and serial-killer types who said that exact same thing. Sometimes you need to care about your own mental health, /jp/.

>>1390847
Yup, I wrote that. And, I'll be damned, there really was a bunch of my stuff in yu.doc. Can't take credit for #74 though, but 75-79 are mine.

>>1390918
what, demonophobia?

>Sometimes you need to care about your own mental health, /jp/.
>/jp/
It's a little late for most of us. That's kinda why we're here.

>>1390847
Yup, I wrote that. And, I'll be damned, there really was a bunch of my stuff in yu.doc. Can't take credit for #74 though, but 75-79 are mine.

>>1390932
Yep. Maybe you weren't there for it, but it really brought out the worst in /v/ and /x/, among other boards. Whole bunch of people started visiting gurochan when they hadn't even thought of anything more violent than rape before.

>>1390847
Yup, I wrote that. And, I'll be damned, there really was a bunch of my stuff in yu.doc. Can't take credit for #74 though, but 75-79 are mine.

Hooray, obaka7!

>>1390942
Right. Now, what's your point?

>>1390961
That this looks startlingly like a bunch of random people who suddenly became sadists for no reason. I've said this before;

The last time I saw something turn a sane, good man into a horrible sadist, it was called a greater demon of chaos.

The problem is there's too many stories to choose from.

Even if I only follow specific authors there's still a lot.

pick one, and I'll see what I can do

-- Yukkuri family's summer.
A young newlywed yukkuri couple spend their first summer together.

-- Yukkuri and life in the grey cell
briefly chronicles the life of a factory born yukkureimu from infancy to adulthood

-- Remirya's family hunt
Remirya teaches her children how to hunt other yukkuri efficiently

>>1390454
> YOU DON'T TORTURE A RAT TO DEATH
Wait, what?
I think i was doin it wrong then.

>>1391004
the first two sound good, either of those would be great. do you have links?

>>1390999
I resent that.

I follow the Great Weaver, not that decadent princling.

>>1391049
Honestly, this sounds like Khorne's idea. Bean paste, though?

>>1390496
at least the never killed a human beffore they started killing them

>>1391049
JUST AS PLANNED?

>>1390571
you don't ?

>>1390999
Yes, but we are horribly sadistic towards beings that are more than likely entities of Chaos.
That, in Imperial terms, is called "zeal", and the Imperium rewards it.

>>1390918
But you had to endure the guro in Demonophobia and Hanakanmuri to see the ending of those games. You wished it wasn't there, but it was. Tough luck.

In yukkuri stuff, the guro is a nice extra.

>>1390999
>The last time I saw something turn a sane, good man into a horrible sadist, it was called a greater demon of chaos.
>a sane, good man into a horrible sadist
>sane, good man

It's 4chan. People who laud rape and pedophilia aren't suddenly going to be, "Oh no, torture! That's going TOO FAR!"

Sure, there are plenty of people who think that guro is horrible, but speaking up about that kind of thing only invites more of it.

You can do few things to send the internet machinery of hatred into overdrive faster than admitting to being offended.

>>1391032

http://www8.atwiki.jp/yiukkuri_izime/pages/819.html

He's probably the most prolific yukkuri story writter on waterducts.

Pink = yukkuri sex
Maroon = family
Green = vs nature

To those against yukkuri torture: I don't remind you preaching for the right of Jissousekis. Where were you then?

>>1391117
Nobody endured the guro to see the ending that they couldn't even understand. The guro WARPED them. Some of them didn't recover.

>>1391122
Well, you may not be aware, but they just called scientology "taking it too far". Of course, that's just /b/, but it will spread eventually.

Besides, guro hardly bothers me, I still kind of enjoy it in a sick way since demonophobia. I just worry about anon and his mental health and happiness! It's only because I love and care about you, anon.

>>1391004
>A young newlywed yukkuri couple spend their first summer together.

I'd love to see more accounts of their life, without outside interference like anons or hunting remiryas. I'm curious if a few things on a wiki are made up or retconned, like dying from loneliness, them forgetting things about ~2 hours (or 2 minutes), as well as things like how they gather food, etc.
Plus as I mentioned in >>1390754 I've heard that there is actual support against my "Children are just like accessories" theory, and I'd like to see some of that if possible.

Just my opinions. Others might just want horrible torture and GRIMDARK.

>>1391122
stating the obvious for a Troll, are we?

I actually now feel guilty about possibly introducing more people to gurochan.

Yukkuri: Gateway guro?

>>1391176
> The guro WARPED them
Why is this a bad thing?
Why are you acting as some kind of crusader against guro?

>>1391189
>I just worry about anon and his mental health and happiness! It's only because I love and care about you, anon.

HEY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

STOP ARGUING ABOUT THE MORALITY OF YUKKURI TORTURE AND JUST ENJOY THE GODDAMN COMICS

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALL RETARDED

>>1391197
>happiness
What makes you so sure that the people going to gurochan after demonophobia or yukkuri don't do it because they're happier there?

>>1391206
Because I was there, and it was disgusting and horrifying(even though I was nearly fapping and could hardly stop watching) So I refuse to believe that people converted to guro by demonophobia or by similar means are actually happy with it.

Or maybe I just have a paladin-like personality and I want everyone to be happy good people <3

>>1391206
Introducing a fetish seen by society as a bad thing to people with mostly no social lives is likely to lead them to either more isolation or contact with a fringe group which is ALSO isolated from society.

It might work with people who are more sociable, but likely not for those who access places like /jp/.

Thus, probably more hikkomori, which is usually seen as a less than happy state of affairs.

But eh, it might work out for them. Tell us if it has for you! We take your feedback seriously!

>>1391223
>People can't POSSIBLY like something I don't like! They must be poor, deluded people! I must save them!

>>1391223
Oh, right, I almost forgot;

While looking at guro, a voice told me to go kill people. So I'm thinking it actually is the work of the blood god, and the blood god working on /jp/ isn't any good. That's like, the basis for a board war with /tg/, and we're supposed to be friends with them.

>>1391126
thanks! I didn't know the stories on the waterducts are categorized and collected on the wiki.

>>1391242
If you're not killing people, it's obviously not a very good BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>1391227
That's not exactly true. Sometimes people who like watching people die DO gather up in real life. But it doesn't end very well.

>>1391242
/tg/ is as heretic as /jp/, but their Commissars are better.
Still, if you HEAR voices telling you to kill people, that's Tzeentch. If you just kill people, that's Khorne.
If you infect your victim with horrible diseases, that's Nurgle. If you torture and pleasure yourself with your victim (which I think is happening to us), that's Slaanesh.

>>1391280
Really? Hm. Tzeentch wasn't the guy I was expecting to get involved, but a board war with /tg/ does sound JUST AS PLANNED.

Though it may have just been spontaneous temporary schizophrenia. That happens sometimes.

>>1391270

Just as you say, it doesn't usually end well. Anons usually cannot take it easy like that.

We truly do care for your mental and physical welfare, anon! All you must do is conform to certain... societal standards, and you will be accepted!

(Incidentally, focusing on torturing a small subsection of art based on an only moderately sized doujin game in a different language on an internet imageboard is likely considered nonconforming)

The most funniest thing I've seen by Swirly.

>>1391469
>most funniest

Still missing some stuff, but otherwise thanks for the translations. The ROOOLL SFX near the end would be hard to redraw, so I outlined it. If anyone wants to translate the rest of it, help it easy!

>>1391583
No idea what I was smoking when I hit submit.

This one has the fourth panel with "Mystia" that isn't translated. Is it like Cockatrice or something?

>>1391598
The missing stuff
First panel : Slurred "Yukkuri"
Panel where they get crushed : "HYU!" "BYUEEERGH" "GYEERGH"
Tiny Yukkuri panel : "Yukyuchi" (yukkuri)

This comic also needs to be finished

Reposting some other translations.

1)"White!"
On stick: Yukkuri/Easy
On crown: Yu

2)"To the Yukkuri/Easy Place!"
"Yu!"

3)"Black!"

4)"To the Oniisan-world!" (The kanji uses demon-will-mountain) [Note that this is the way it's normally spelled for a bullying onii-san]
koMarisa: "Whhhhyyyyyyy?!"
Kimee: "Ooo, Hell Hell"

In the Wake of a Pleasant Dream

おきゃーしゃん！ Mwom!
ゆっくりしていってね！Take it easy!
おきゃーしゃんゆっくち！Mwom choo!
スリスリ grind-grind

ぱち　blink
おきゃーしゃ…　Mwo--

いにゃい…　ijn'd hewe...

はい・ざんねん yep. too bad!

ゆっくり抜歯 languid tooth extraction

ちゃんと痛くないようにするからねー this is to make it painless
ガタガタ clattering/rattling sound
ズルズル sniveling sound

もーぅちょっと Just a bit more..
もーぅちょっと… Just a biiit more...
ホラもう取れた。おつかれさまー Look, I've taken it out already. We're done!

しばらくは安静にねお大事に Be sure to take a rest for a little while.
すっきりー!! Refreshed!
先生! Doctor!
ボイン　boing
ボボイン boing boing

The first friend

くちゃいのいやー… dish awful schmell...
ゆっくちちゃちぇて…lemme tage id eajy...

ゆ…？ Yu?
ゆっくちちちぇってね！ Tage id eajy!

ゆっくち！eajy!
ゆ！yu!

ゆっくちちようね!!! letsch dage id eajy!

赤まりさ投下　baby marisa airdrop \ゆっくち/ eajy!

Tormented with Words

ゆっくちー！ Eajy! おねえしゃん？ Shis?
ちびちゃん！ Little one! おかあしゃん！ Mwom!

こっちでゆっくりしようね！！！Let's take it easy here!
ちようね、おかあしゃん！Chage id, mwom!
まっちぇ！れいみゅも！！れいみゅもうきゅよ！Waich! Weimu choo! Weimu ish coming choo!

ゆっくりしていってね！
おきゃーしゃぷ！！Mwo--urk!

おきゃーしゃん…まっちぇ… Mwom.. waich..

Take it easy! Nitori Recorder

Missing an SFX in panel 1, didn't mention the Yus this time. I think everything else is there

Baby Reimu and the Delicious Sweet Snare

Munch-munch!
<- raising up~
Bitteeer!

Even so, it's nutrition is perfect.

[note on bitter: it's slurred, translator didn't know exactly how to slur it without distorting too far]

>>1391655
why would a yukkuri need a dentist?

There are a few others, but they're missing even more dialogue. Would be nice if someone would go on there and finish up the partial translations.
Again, missing some SFX here, Some of it is just Yuing.

Awakening in the Box
Chage id eajy!
Mwom? Shis?
Don'd leabe Weimu alone!

>>1391637

All done! I uh...guessed on the slurring for the first panel. Thanks for the help though.

>>1391670
Probably too many sweats.

Summary Anon here, I've been quite busy with classes. I will do more, but I doubt I can continue at the same pace as during the summer, at least for now.

>>1390827
1) (On the way home)
-YELB MWEEEEE!!!
(Kanji on the guy's head is the "gyaku" part of "gyakutai", which is what we know as "bullying.)
2) Re: ZDOB ZDARING AND ZAVE MWEEEEE!!!
Al: Let's get refreshed togetheeeer!
SFX: Chen's tail - wa~g x2, above Alice - haa x2, below Alice - hump x2
3) Anon: Hakurei Reipu...
Re: NWOOOOO!!!
Above Alice: Co-ming!
SFX: below Alice - Hump! x2, above Chen - shock, left of Anon - pop
4) Ch: I'm not laughing...
Al: Refre~shed!

>>1391669
Maybe....bwitter?

I hate you /jp/, for introducing me to something which I wish to torment in every possible way, yet I can't as they don't exist.

There's nothing else to take it out on, either.

NelsonHAHA!.jpg

>>1391768

Racist yamada is racist.

What's the sound of a yukkuri being crushed? It it like the "plop" of a plastic bubble only with screams?

>>1391790
You erased the stars.

>>1391768
fuck me I forgot to copy the title. The bottom is missing though.

Title: Afterwards

Looks like this comes before >>1391790

>>1390617

Also, the bottom panel of this should've been rephrased. Translator did a very literal translation that doesn't flow well in English

>>1391877
There are a little over 40 images by this artist, and at least half are part of this series. The translator just grabbed random ones, for whatever reason.

http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/index.php?q=/post/list/Shakuson/1

The last one (presumably) is >>1391768, since before that the box is set on fire.

>>1391879
"The raw garbage was given in
a liquid state, so that the baby
wouldn’t have problems eating it"
Is it good like this?

>>1391895
given as paste.

otherwise good

>>1391790
Missing some stars there.
>>1391895
Should be at the bottom:

>...its nutrition is perfect..."

Again, is this artist called anything?

They call themselves Reimyu, not Weimu.

>>1391923
Weren't people planning on making an information page with standards on how to slur ko-s speech, SFX, etc?

http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_Wiki
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/index.php?q=/wiki

missed the last topic.
Was the Yukkuri purge comic translated?

>>1391944
lrn2archive

No. All that was done for it was (I believe) a summary of the black box

Autosage. New thread.
>>1391960

>>1391932
Regardless, in this series, they call themselves Reimyu. That's a fact.

>>1391986
The point was to set up a page so that both translators and editors know what the speech is supposed to be like.

>>1391995
...I give up.

>>1392087
Or rather, expecting an actual answer. In the next thread.