/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13904575
A best.

This is a lamia.

>>13904575
Based Mono is Based.

Beautiful Pharaoh is Beautiful.
I'd still pay more attention to her lovely assistant.

More microbial monmusus when?

>>13904575
I wonder if that Eye of Horus tattoo has any magical properties. And what about the red runes on her body? Would they let her cast certain magics?

>>13904615
She gets the added benefit of looking cool, and HEAT.

>>13904630
Like Yakuza HEAT? Would she get a cool snake tattoo on her back that lets her pull off awesome combos?

>>13904612
Influenza-chan fucking when? I'd love a girl that never gets her man but clumsily tries so hard year after year.

Reminder to headpat and tenderly love your Kiki.

>>13904636
Definitely, she'd be the Kiryu to the Apophis' Shibusawa/Nishiki/Ryuji/Mine/Daigo/Aizawa what have you.

>>13904644
kiki's will always be the better maid

>>13904575
Best image used for an OP in ages. Mono always draws some really seductive looking faces, I especially like his eyes.

>>13904651
I want a lewd and sexy picture like this of a Thing face.

>>13904651
Obviously, only insane people would say otherwise.

>>13904644
I never got how this was meant to be a kikimora. Its just a girl in a maid costume.

>>13904651
This on the other hand looks like a kikimora.

>>13904663
>Its just a girl in a maid costume.
>Chicken thighs
>Feathers all over

>>13904644
>>13904651
Tekeli-Li is the superior meido

>>13904615
>And what about the red runes on her body
They're pleasure runes, like those on the Mummy.

>>13904668
I think it's the face. It's both not very good and looks more like a donut steel character.

>>13904663
>Its just a girl in a maid costume.
She actually shows more monster-like characteristics than profile kiki. Look at her thighs.

>>13904644
I don't even have -or need- one.

>>13904644
All the headpats and pie in the world

>>13904680
That's got nothing to do with looking like a kikimora though. It's not like you actually expect them all to actually have the same face, right?

>>13904669
Thanks to KC I will now always translate Tekeli-li! as "Husband!"

>>13904694
Of course not.

>you will never get a blowjob from an akaname

I want a Mouse to bear my children!

>>13904709
>That maus butt
I understand now, Nyanon

>>13904649
>Everyone's deadly afraid of the supposed empire she's amassed in secret
>It's actually just an orphanage she runs on the desert fringe
>She takes in children who have become lost in the desert, or otherwise lost their parents
>The sandworm twins love to play in the pools of water she forms from the sand, and the apophis kid loves to play with her snake spirit
>She even takes care of the girtablilu who ran away from an assassin clan, the anubis pup who hasn't said a word since she appeared on the doorstep, and the ghoul who was chased from her home by fearful cultists

Jesus christ, he picked EMG for his sellout advertisement moment. It hurt.

>>13904709
Oh god. That butt is so good. It deserves a kiss.

>>13904716
What?

>>13904711
Would she have an adopted human son that grows up wanting to be an accomplished bard?

>>13904710
>>13904716
Even when they're slimy, mausbutts are top-tier butts.

>>13904716
>Jesus christ, he picked EMG for his sellout advertisement moment. It hurt.
Explain further.

moff

>>13904727
Nyanon pls, Mausbutt can't even begin to compare with Dragonbutt.

>>13904669
They are love and have best everything.

>>13904737
Dragon Butt is either too haughty, or it's NEET butt because they stay in their lairs and play video games all day.

>>13904737
Harblador?

There's a Wurm in my head and I can't get it out.

>Get all these ideas for a story at work
>forget most of them when you get home

Every time.

>>13904759
Get a notepad or postits and write them down. In the bathroom if you have to.

>>13904759
Notepad.

>>13904708
Fuck off is still the best pokemon.

>>13904754
You should probably speak to a doctor about this.

>>13904748
Yes?

>>13904769
Oh no, I was just checking.

>>13904754
Mindwurm crashing around inside your head? Physically or Mentally?

Sounds like you need to go see a doctor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A

>>13904737
I'm not Nyanon, I just appreciate nice butts.

>>13904776
Shrinking my head is the last thing I need with a Wurm in there.

>>13904776
Witchdoctor can you cure my erectile dysfunction?

>>13904737
That butt is less good because it's a Dragon, and more because it was drawn by Namaniku ATK. Of course Dragonbutts are lovely, but credit where credit is due.

>>13904787
Love the Anubutt. Favorite Butt.

>>13904787
Look at this, the so called right-hand of the Pharaoh panting like a dog in heat, begging for cock, oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>13904806
She's having a personal moment with her husband.

>>13904795
>Arise dick....dick arise!

>>13904806
It actually makes a lot of sense. I mean, it's not like the pharaoh never schlicks with her right hand, right? Maybe she uses it for handjobs too? I can see the similarities.

>>13904813
Not just one of the working slaves she coaxed into her tent at the Pyramid construction site?

>>13904816
That's some good juju.

>>13904806
If I was having sex with her, I don't think I'd be much more coherent, honestly.

>>13904795
>getting a short, teasing vacuum blowjob from a brown zombie girl to get your dick hard
Yes.

>>13904821
He could have started out as such, who knows?

What they do in the privacy of their own home (Or tent, whatever), shouldn't reflect upon their public persona.

>>13904821
Based on the title of the story that image is from, fiancee at the very least.

>>13904835
>What they do in the privacy of their own home (Or tent, whatever), shouldn't reflect upon their public persona.
She howls like a jackal, Anon. You can't expect the court and/or her slaves to just ignore that. I mean, her moaning could get someone raped, and that's bad for productivity!

>>13904852
Well, a simple charm or spell for sound-proofing solves that, now doesn't it?

>>13904825
It is, the cockatrace next door is always skittish around her for some reason though

>>13904865
I've got some voodoo for that Cockatrice, inside my pants.

>>13904864
>Charms or soundproofing
>Not pulling her to you whenever she starts to howl and stifling the exclamation with your lips on hers

Casual.

>>13904879
Well of course, that's the fun way to do things. Nothing better than muffling her moans with deep tongue kisses.

But still, just in case.

>>13904888
Just in case? Don't you like living life on the edge? To walk out in public arm in arm and see her blush when her friends and superiors start making lewd remarks and gestures about the two of you? To hear her lean in and whisper in your ear: "Don't think I won't get you back for this."

>Cannot into writefagging but know that if I don't there will never be a story about a contact-war vet fighting his ptsd out with his ogre waifu.

Despair is waiting.jpg.ogg.tiff

>>13904908
Well...I do admit curiosity and desire as to what her payback might be...

Moo.

>>13904927
>button nose
>those hands
It's a shame because I really like that Orbital Frame-esque prosthetic leg.

Legion MG when

Why is it so ded this early on?

What if I'm shy and not good around girls? Is there a monster out there for me?

>>13905009

You get a cheshire that will speak sweet lewds into your ear 24/7 until you either get over it or snap.

>>13904910
Just do it. No matter how hard it seems, it's always easier when you get into the groove of it and i'm sure if I pulled it off you can. Just include some smut and some people will read it regardless.

>>13905009
I'm sure any of the rapier ones would invite herself into your home to proactively date you. There, need to go out among people and look for one eliminated.

>>13905020
Surely she wouldn't defile my virgin ears with lewd talk, right? I get extremely weirded out and in a loss of words when I heard sex related conversations.

>>13905046
She wouldn't stop at your ears.

>>13904940
Orbital Frame monstergirls? Now there's an idea. Anubi with segmented wings, ibis harpies, vipers that can fly like jets.

I think I just want more sci-fi set monstergirls in general.

One day she will be the strongest, and all those against her will eat crow, figuratively and literally.

>>13905059
Indeed.
>>13905069
She lacks motivation.

>>13905069
But I don't want to eat crow! Now, eating out a crow like her on the other hand.

>>13904999
When you fucking write it you cocksmear. Jesus.

I want a Gorilla Kakuken to wrestle with me to see who carries who into the tree house for cuddles!

x is best girl

>>13905069
I want to distract a studying tengu with shiny things.

>>13905093
What is tiger?

>>13905093
>Implying X is best girl when Zero was clearly more effeminate

Anon...

>>13905094
>You will never helicopter dick a crow tengu with a foil-wrapped penis
Why live?

>>13905056
Wait what?

>>13905102
>He likes Z when Y exists
Anon

>>13905106
but only when T > i

>>13904663
I was on the fence about adding the pigtails since they basically drew the viewer's attention away from the ears behind them, effectively hiding them unless you looked carefully. But I thought they fit the "cute and meek" theme I had going for that one.

>>13905112
>T
>Not A
Ah yes, daytime hour at its finest whit it's terrible taste

>>13905114
Ah, sup Danna.

>>13905104
>expecting a Cheshire not to defile every part of your body with lewd talk or actions, whichever is applicable.

Anon, please.

>>13905101
A miserable little pile of yarn!

>>13904910
>Want to get into writefagging because the world needs more monstergirl lovey dovey stuff but don't due to sometimes repeating certain vocabulary
Someday I'll study a dictionary to the point that I'll know the right words to use to make a story appealing.

>>13905123
What if she was a pear shaped loli in a bellhop uniform, would that hamper her lewdness?

>>13905076
She'll train hard, you'll see! After she finishes the latest anime of course.

>>3905082
Thats what figuratively meant. You're not an enemy, but I'm sure she'll let you go wild if that's what you want.

>>13905117
>I-impossible! How did he know it was me?!

>>13905128
You can also just get someone to proofread it on _____IRC or something before you go public with something, to help teach you what problems to avoid as a writer and up your quality.

>>13905116
At least it wasn't β

>>13904910
Anon's standards are no where near as high as he claims. Some properly generic shit has been well received by the thread in the past, so just go for it. Even if it's bad on a technical level at least some anons will love you for trying.

>>13905135
IRC is almost always dead these days.

>>13905137
>β
LaighingMonsterGirls.gif

>>13905141
>>13905128
Agreed. It's not like we're writing high art here. We're writing stories to fap to or to get a heartboner.

>>13905145
And good fucking riddance.

>>13905106
Fuck you Anon I don't like Y, I like Z to the power of ten divided by X

>>13905145
Really? I haven't visited it in a year so I wouldn't know.

It also doesn't help that ELH's petty slapfights forced the /mgt/ community to split into two separate IRC channels.

>>13905155
>It also doesn't help that ELH's petty slapfights forced the /mgt/ community to split into two separate IRC channels.

I've been out of the loop for a while, what happened to/with ELH?

>>13905155

Fuck off Bollocks. No one cares about your butthurt.

>>13905151
>Liking Z
>Shit talks Y who is better than Z to the power of ten divided by X multiplied by A

>>13905155
Can we not.

>>13905160
That's not Bollocks since he was just banned from the Wordpress IRC today you sperglord. Not everybody who disagrees with ELH is automatically him.

>>13905130
It's like you never read Familiar Friend and don't know how a loli Cheshire can be.
Do you honestly think that cloth straining, proportionally big bottom wouldn't be put to good use?

>>13905158
It all started a while back, a long while back. But ELH has a habit of being very passive aggressive and grudge-holding. You know, one of those person who tries to spin every possible bad situation into one where they are the victim.

Normally I would also put equal blame on LDR in a situation like this, but I think I only saw him speak in chat literally once a month tops. I find it hard he might be the cause of drama when he's never around to start any.

>>13905162
Yeah well you're zetta slow you Pythagorean Plebeian

>>13905174

> Trying to start shit

Get the fuck out.

>>13905174
That's your opinion. I just want to know what HAPPENED. I haven't been here for ~6 months.

>>13905174
Again. Can we fucking not do this and ruin another thread because a bunch of faggots on the internet want to whip out their millimeter peters and pretend we give a flying fuck?

>>13905030
>>13905128
>>13905141

You know what, fuck it. If I can sleep through indirect fire I can write a story.

Congrats, anon. After years of criminal work, you've risen to second-in-command of one of your city's biggest gangs. A mostly monster girl gang.
Roll to decide what you're in for.

>https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Roll d4
1. Your typical gangsta gang. Inner city monsters who grew up in rather bad situations and are trying their best to make a living for themselves.
2. Old-school punks. Studded leather jackets, spiky hair, lots of piercings, bad attitudes, etc.
3. 1920s Mafia-type gangsters, Tuxedos, trilby hats, tommy guns, and lots of swing music playing as background music to your crimes. You may be a bunch of criminals, but nobody said you couldn't look nice while doing it.
4. Your choice.

And now for your partners in crime.
>Roll monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono
Roll 1: The weapons dealer. She's got connections to weapons manufacturers across the country, and even around the world. She's pretty muscular from years of handling heavy guns, and she has a rather dangerous habit of drinking whiskey from her hip flask while handling these guns. She's still a handy fighter, and you've seen her put bullets in her fair share of members of rival gangs. Just don't piss her off, especially not when she's drunk and holding a Magnum.
Roll 2: The infiltrator. She's thin and small, but a complete stealth genius and the main planner for the larger heists you pull that require strategy and not going in guns blazing. She's something of a knife nut, and also rather insane. You've seen some of the torture she's inflicted on people who've pissed her off, and if you'd like to avoid having her initials carved into your stomach, you should probably avoid her bad side.
(continued)

>>13905155
>>13905174
Can you fuck off with your ELH drama? This shit wasn't desirable in the previous either.

>>13905204
Man, I just wanted to know what happened. Everyone's getting upset and I still don't know WHY.

>>13905171
Like hotdogging-into-babymaking in an elevator?

>>13905191
You're right, I didn't see it first hand, but ELH has shown a trend of causing shit like when he deleted the entire pastebin (and then claimed to be innocently "just" reorganizing it for weeks, despite never informing /mgt), and abusing ban powers. So given that history I have witnessed, I tend to err with things on ELH's side.

That, and the "mysterious" fanatically pro-ELH anon who comes out of the woodwork (honestly, LDR and ELH mostly just posted blog updates, why would anyone be fanatically for or against them) whenever things come up further reinforces ELH's obvious grudge-holding

>>13905197

Roll 3: Your boss. She's something of a Christmas cake, but she's grown up on the mean streets of New York, rolled with some rather menacing criminal organizations, and she does not fuck around. She runs everything, looks good for her age, treats you well, acts friendly (emphasis on acts), and if you double-cross her, chances are you'll find yourself covered in gasoline with an Ignis ready to give you snuggles.

Bonus round: choose your gang's theme song. It has to tie in with whichever type of gang you're with.

>>13905209
I'm going to be as crystal clear as I can be so we can nip this shit at the bud:

A flock of seagulls, a band called Oasis, nothing important. ELH still has cancer of some kind, he just does blog updates (Or shit stirs in here out of boredom but who the fuck knows, we're all Anonymous until we all slap on trips like /pol/).

So fuck off and let's go back to monster girls.

>>13905197
>Old-school punk gang
>Mindflayer dealer
>Parasite Slime infiltrator
I think this will work out pretty well.

>>13905218
Okay. Well, I don't care about drama but i guess it's nice to know why we moved away from the "collection" site.

>>13905193
That's the spirit.

>>13905191
>>13905209

LDR had a mental breakdown (as evidenced by SEVERAL self posts on the blogspot before it got canned by google) and kicked ELH out in true rogue admin fashion. Wordpress was made in response and has been stable ever since. TFT and other anti-ELH faggots are still pissed about it. The end. That's it. Anyone saying anything else is just trying to start shit and astroturf. That simple.

>>13905197
>>13905220
>Old school punks
>Familiar Weapons Dealer
>Sea Slime Infiltrator
>Black Harpy Boss
Oh boy. This can only go well.

>>13905059
She gave up her limbs in service to XCOM. Anyone else think she looks like a MEC Trooper?

>>13905228
Hi ELH.

>Your waifu has gained "some" weight becoming plump.
What do you do to fix this before she becomes well... fat.

>>13905228
Even before the pastebin wipe by ELH, there were a few major writefags like Moose and ThunderBrother also seem to avoid ELH because of his "past behaviour", so I imagine it goes back even further than the recent blogspot purge, or even the pastebin wipe.

I'm just sad at all the content that was lost by the deletion of the blogspot from the time it was created to the point the wordpress was made, since all of it is now gone.

>>13905244
But I don't have a waifu.

Who is this strange woman that's laying on my bed?

Did I walk into the wrong house again?

>>13905197
>Old-school punks. Studded leather jackets, spiky hair, lots of piercings, bad attitudes, etc.

ok i guess

>weapon dealer amazoness
I can see

>infiltrator Valkyrie
I'm sorry i can't see this one

>Boss Dark elf
JOKE POT!

>>13905228
Except nobody on TFT is against ELH explicitly unless he's being a power mongering asshole, which is typical given he was kicked/he left PrettyAnon due to petty jealousy about some Tarage character.

>>13905252

> Throwing around writefag names trying to get something to stick

FUCK. OFF.

Neither of those do what you claim.

>>13905256

> Bringing up scanlation drama

FUCK. OFF.

>>13905244
>shark girl
>that spiky hair
>that seductive look
My dick. Poseidon bless whoever came up with the idea that all shark girls have spiky hair.

Hey, hey guys.

What do you call a Kikimora that shuts herself in her room?

A HiKIKImora!

>>13905244
Implying I won't bake her a pie to speed things along.

>this fucking writefag drama AGAIN

Were you born to be wild?

>>13905197
>Your choice.

We're gonna be 1920's gangsters see? And nobody's gonna tell us otherwise see?

>Manticore
>Scylla
>Alp

This works.

>>13905244
I want to smack a shark girls tits. Especially one like that.

>>13905260
I recall when Danna first joined IRC wondered why the chat was split into two separate channels, and naively tried to convince the writefags in the shittier, smaller one (with ThunderBrother and Moose) to join with everyone else in the "main" one by ELH. They refused, citing ELH's actions. But that was a few months ago.

>>13905260
Hi, ELH.

>>13905228

>>13905197
>1920s Mafia-type gangsters, Tuxedos, trilby hats, tommy guns, and lots of swing music playing as background music to your crimes. You may be a bunch of criminals, but nobody said you couldn't look nice while doing it.
>Scylla Weapons Dealer
>Arachne Infiltrator
>Ignis Boss

Huh... I guess she does the executions herself.

>>13905197
>>13905220
>1920s Mafia-type gangsters, despite the fact that it's the present
We're chuuni as fuck.
>Goblin weapons dealer
The image of a tiny Goblin holding a huge AK or whatever is honestly hilarious.
>Kitsune-bi infiltrator
Holy hell, she must be the best at stealth. Not in the dark, but imagine how she could sneak through air vents.
>Chochin-Obake boss
I have no comments, really. I don't have any opinion on lanterns. At all.
>theme song for extra chuuni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhYB4TnV1DQ

>>13905276
No.

>>13905244
Poke her pudge, have copious thigh-sex, and feel what it's like to snuggle so much of her.
Then maybe exercise with her if I feel like it.

>>13905244
>implying I'm going to 'fix' it
She's gonna be a whale shark when I'm done!

>>13905213
Also, yes.
Or like ordering some snacks and the room service cart rolling in seemingly on it's own with an empty tray as a mischievous voice from a disembodied grin informs you that your fresh and warm Cheshire buns are served moments before the cat, swaying her ass at you, materializes on the cart.

>>13905292
>>13905294
>MFW I'm hearing all of these Bosses talk like Don Vito Corleone

Goddamnit, stop it Brando.

>>13905276
I'd go innawoods with her for months on end.

>>13905288
That is a great reaction image.

> yfw a siberian jinko will never chase your meat while you're swimming

>>13905228
I think this is exactly what I mentioned when I said >>13905218. Any sort of controversy, drama, or issue involving ELH always ends up with him claiming zero fault, and never making a mistake. Everyone else is the bad guy but him in his version of events.

That's kind of what outs you as being ELH, since no one but ELH would have such a fanatical, deeply-vested interest in spinning ELH as completely faultless. I mean, all he does is post blog updates, so no one (but himself) really has a reason to defend him so religiously.

>>13905244
I know she has shark teeth, but I'm going to take my chances face fucking her.

>>13905304
>the bosses are just really chuuni monster girls who watched mafia movies a few too many time
"Boss, why do we have to wear authentic Depression-era suits and ties? It's 2015 and it's the middle of summer. I'm sweating like a P'Orc in this getup."
"Quiet, you! Or else you're not gonna be able to fingerbang your waifu unless she's got a kink for bleeding stumps, kapish?"

>>13905301
The pudgiest terror in the sea!

>>13905302
Why don't we discuss Cheshire lolibutts more often?

>>13905197
2. Old-school punks. Studded leather jackets, spiky hair, lots of piercings, bad attitudes, etc.
I can deal with this.

Roll 1: Witch
I can deal with that.
Roll 2: Kikimora
I can deal with that.
Rolle 3: Poseidon
What?
Roll 3:

>>13905324

Just like no one really has a reason to attack him out of the fucking blue, right? Especially with "drama" that's over SEVEN MONTHS OLD?

Get the fuck out.

>>13905329
More like
"You come into my house, on the day of my estrus, and then you ask of me a favor. Not as a friend, not as a business partner, you don't even have the common courtesy to call me the Godmother."
"... I just wanted some Oreos and milk from the fridge"

>>13905321
But I just want to have a relaxing swim!

>>13905347
I asked around the beach. They call her Jaws

>>13905355
Well why doesn't she go after the shota on the raft?

>>13905361
He's already been scouted by the tall kraken.

>>13904910
Hey anon. Some people might have a little easier time starting out that others. But in the end talent does not exist.

Now get to writing, you'll get better at it in time.

>>13905371
Well what about the single dad playing with his kid?

>>13905339
Well, he screwed the community over once, he's gonna do it again. Who is going to do the blog then?

>>13905333
I suspect it's because relatively lithe girls, or elin-style ones fall in that proverbial uncanny valley between flat-as-a-board lolis and the D+ cup that most preteen or older anime girls have.

Which is a shame, because lolibutt a great too.

>>13905333
I don't know they're pretty good butts. At least up to the point where after a night of hotdogging, groping, spanking and reaming the Cheshire cups her beet red bottom and whines how she never thought she'd be literally working her ass off.

1.416785(71)×10^32 hawtest girl.

how dangerous would it be to have a beach outing in MGland? would it just be a nude beach? would any sane man go to this beach? a sane man would just stay inside?

>>13905385
That's not his kid. He just snuck his girlfriend a lolification potion so they could roleplay. See how into it he gets when he rubs the sunscreen on her?

>>13905386
Who knows or cares. Fuck off with the stupid fucking drama already, this is the Monster Girl Thread not "Let's see how many times a day we can start a shitstorm by name flinging writefaggots or just faggots in general we don't like" because we're that goddamned bored. Jesus.

>>13905375
Talent does exist in how well you're able to articulate what you want to in the story. I like to think i'm a shitty smut writer but a mediocre-at-best writer overall. There's just something about writing nothing but sex scenes that drains you of any creative thought because coitus isn't really that interesting, at least imo.

>>13905419
>because coitus isn't really that interesting, at least imo.
Agreed, but it's what the people want to see, and it's relatively easy to write so it costs you nothing to shoehorn it into a story that you DO want to write. Then people might read your character development on the way to the sex.

>>13905409
Well why me then?

I'm just trying to have a nice swim!

>>13905394
>>13905395
I'm in good company.

>>13905386
Don't even start man. I was there when that shit happened. It was right after the rogue mod banned him on /a/ for calling the guy out for starting shit on purpose and doing all the "posting standards" stuff while people were screaming "MGE is not /a/" and greentexts were literally banned from the threads.

When he got temp banned, he hid the masterlist in protest against all that shit. Which he did for less than a day.

Stupid fucking bonehead move? Sure. I mean come on. What possible good could come from that? But you're talking pure fantasy about him screwing over the community or some nonsense.

>>13905407
>would it just be a nude beach?
At least a few, undoubtedly. But some monster girls would understand that hiding the goods beneath or at least framing them with a thin veneer of fabric can make them more enticing.

>>13905432
Yeah but Anon i'm the kind of pretentious asshole who needs to have my existence validated by people liking (or disliking) my stories. I'm a huge M.

>>13905441
These [Deleted] posts are appearing for a reason, just let it die.

>>13905437
That's not water you're swimming in. That's a slimegirl.

>>13905446
Well, I can't agree with you on that but it is a good feeling to have people read your stories. If you feel like that as well, include some smut and you'll see your works drastically go up in viewcount.

>>13905456
No, I'm pretty sure it's water.

>>13905468
Oh yeah? Where are your trunks? Why is there a smiley face blocking your genitals from view?

>>13905419
>coitus isn't really that interesting

This. The idea of fucking a monstergirl is wonderful, but there are a limited number of ways to describe the act before it gets old. I prefer reading about the problems a world shared with MGs would cause, or how we'd work together, or just the insane devotion a monstergirl would show towards her love.

>>13905466
I've written almost nothing but smut one-offs of varying quality and have been accused of ad nauseam or mediocrity all the time. But hey, people are entitled to their opinions.

>>13905439
That loli fox butt is outrageous, I'm outraged. I'll need to look at some BadHanD doujins until I calm down.

>>13905477
One doesn't need to be novel to do things well.
Honestly, when it comes to smut if ONE person faps to it then you've done your job. And smut is usually just a part of a story if it's anything other than a greentext.

>>13905478
Then write a smut one-off.... and attach a longer story to it.

>>13905466
I'm not so sure about that. Some of the best stories we've had involve little to no smut, like Lanternon's.

Hell, I'm not even a very well known writefag and the one story I wrote that lacks smut has the most views out of my pastebin.

>>13905501
Anon i'm not even sure that my limited skills in writing can make horsepussy appealing even if they're my favorite 'base' MG.

why is hroz so fucking good

>>13905466
>include some smut and you'll see your works drastically go up in viewcount.
Yeah, I really only read something if it's very heavily romance/smut or very cute. Nothing else is really worth it for me. At all.

>>13905501
It's not an absolute rule, to be sure, but of the stories I've written the ones with smut have vastly outperformed the ones without.

>>13905510
And you're entitled to your choices, since this isn't high art after all.

>>13905473
Um, something in the water?

>>13905519
>>13905473

It's the Spirit of Lonely, Dark Water

>>13905508
All you need to do is write a compelling character. Or an earnest character. Or a cute character. As long as you can attach positive emotion to her, then it doesn't matter what she is.

Heck, give a matango a decent personality, something compelling she's got going for her, and you can write a smut story people will adore.

>>13905509
He's capable of making yanderes vanilla.

>>13905509

>first time reading a hroz doujin
>haha the drawings are so bad
>why boner.jpg

>>13905509
Best vanilla and girls with curves

Reminder:

Fox women are the best!

>>13905526
I'd counter-argue that it's kind of state that when there's a handful of writers on a shit list in the threads and are automatically hated by the community.

>>13905508
>liking centaurs
Hahaha, you're alright in my book.

>>13905549
They've burned their bridges. You have to REALLY fuck up to earn everlasting hate.

>>13905548
they are ok

>>13905548
>telling lies on the internet

>>13905556
Eh. If you guys hate me, you hate me. Fol-del-rol I am a Troll. Fucking Neil Gaiman.

>>13905552
I don't really hate any kind of MG unless people try to force it down my throat like a Jehovah's Witness in a room full of KKK members.

>>13905548
I think I'll write something about a kitsune soon. A shrine maiden kitsune, who wears kimonos and enjoys pizza.
I've been wanting to turn that greentext into a story at some point.

>>13905549
It's easy enough to stay off the list.
>Don't get a big head. Cool, you wrote some good stories and we all liked them. It doesn't mean you should get self important over it.
>Don't write things you know will piss off half the thread. Futa and to a lesser extent NTR will rile some people up severely
>Don't be an attentionwhore. No one likes that faggot who jumps around shouting "look at me! Look at me!"

>>13905578
Oh, this one?

>>13905573
Yeah, but besides the few anons who like Nightmares there's little clip clop love, much less as a favorite.

Do mermaids rape?

>>13905595
they have rape caves yes

>>13905595
>He thinks mermaids don't rape

>>13905595
Yep. Dolphin mermaids rape the hardest.

>Come back for lunch
>See my idea for a thread OP was implemented. Today was a good day. Hail Pharaoh. Praise Pharaoh. Caress Pharaoh. Get tenderly dommed by Pharaoh.

>>13905585
>Don't get a big head. Cool, you wrote some good stories and we all liked them. It doesn't mean you should get self important over it.
>Don't be an attentionwhore. No one likes that faggot who jumps around shouting "look at me! Look at me!"
And yet, Bromont is still beloved by the thread.

>>13905595

http://exhentai.org/g/771086/10206e2110/

They deserve grills and tartar sauce.

>>13905602
>>13905603
I want a shark mermaid to hide me away in her rape cave and cuddlerape me!

>>13905548
They certainly are amazing.

>>13905612
Your average Pharaoh may have big titties, but your average Grapesnakes are even bigger.

>>13905602
>>13905603
>>13905608
But how do they do it? I mean, they don't look like the type of girl that would force you to please her!

I've gone ahead and made a thing.
I intend on trying this as a drinking game at some point, I don't expect my liver to survive.

>>13905640
Grapesnake lies and slander.

>>13905645
>He honestly thinks mermaids don't rape
LaughingSharkgirls.jpg

>>13905640
They look pretty big to me. Oh well. How are you Apophis/PossiblySetpawcleaner bro?

>>13905648
Anon, do we really need more of that shit this early on?

>>13905640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4RBkizO7LY

>>13905648
Fuck off.

>>13905645
> they don't look like the type of girl that would force you

you know nothing anon

>>13905624
Not this shit again. How does he do either of those things?

>>13905648
>matangos ate my baby
Welp my sides are with the stars now

>>13905660
Who's that pokemon?

>>13905587
Yes, that's the one right there. Recently I've just had ideas growing inside my mind for it, all pushing into the forefront of my brain. Heck, I've more or less created a whole universe and continuity for the setting, which I don't think I'd do more than alude to in writing.

But goddamn, if kitsunes in kimonos don't just appeal to me. And I've been listening to ASMR videos involving them, too. It makes me want to include some two-way ear play.

>>13905321
Would rather be chased by an Amazon Jinko through the jungle.

>>13905648
The fuck is that

>>13905509
It says something that he is so well-loved when his art is so bad

>>13905629
>>>/d/

>>13905676
>asmr audio
Do tell.

I want to make an Ogre wear a wedding dress and fuck her in the missionary position!

For those of you without fluffy waifus, do you think your waifu could be improved by adding fluffy?

>>13905676
I can't get into ASMR, but I like the stories subject matter.

>>13905693
I don't care what the thread say your ok in my book anon

>You'll never be a wrestler in MWE
>You'll never climb your way to the top, introducing all kinds monster wrestlers to the floor, from Kakuens to Hellhounds to Jinkos to Ushis, and eventually earn the belt with your own blood and sweat
>You'll never be chased by your peers who want a "rematch" after the fight and refuse, because you don't speak with your fists and suplexes out of the ring, making them even more attracted to you, a man who can be both a gentleman and a barbarian at the same time

>>13905656
>>13905667
W-What?

>>13905696
depends on how much fluff we talking about

>>13905693
This, but throw in some cowgirl and doggy.

>>13905645
In the case of Dolphin Mermaids, they wait for you to get in the water, then one of them grabs you and drags you to their rape cave where she and her pod take turns raping you over and over again until they're all pregnant.
And they'll make you their husbando against your will while they're at it.

>>13905708
anon mermaids are the rapist of the sea

>>13905720
Lies. Mermaids are cute, sweet and innocent girls

>>13905676
>Kitsune ASMR
Oh man I hate to be that guy, but link?

>>13905585
As much shit as you people have given me in the past over stuff, I still hate futa when it's done poorly, and even then it should stay on /d/.

Doesn't prevent Bible Black from being one of the best hentai series for weird boners. Or La Blue Girl, but that's another topic entirely.

>>13905723
your innocents is adorable I hope you run into a pod of mermaids and get to see for yourself

>>13905731
Yes/10

>>13905731
Damn woman, I just gave you sweet brushing five minutes ago. You tryin' to kill me?

>>13905724
There's a couple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHDlYEzfTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDM7MAeuDj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LoOCMP5L10

>>13905692
>>13905724

Nothing much, and not even that much lewd stuff. Just what I find while peeking in on the /h/ sound threads. I suppose I could point to this channel, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeD97bgC9Gf9ZF_ZUWXQhNA

>>13905697
I can understand that. I usually take it in small doses. Any more and the nice tingly feeling start to feel a little subdued.
If I do write about it, I'll do my best to make it appeal to everyone, with a little something that ASMR enthusiasts might like, but which non-enthusiasts would still be able to enjoy.

>>13905228
Now children, this is a very typical ELH post. Can you tell me all the identifying factors? This is a learning experience remember.

>>13905723
You're the wet dream of every rapist girl out there

>>13905588
>clip clop love
Never say this ever again.

>>13905731
"What?"

>>13905704
>You'll never train day in, day out to become a master of submission wrestling.
>You'll never make yourself famous by making monstergirls tap out.
>You'll never put a p'orc in a Figure Four Leglock
>You'll never trap a Lamia in a Sharpshoopter
>You'll never use a modified Elevated Boston Crab to keep a Manticore from using her tail to escape.
>You'll never lock a Crippler Crossface in on a Hellhound
>You'll never trap the Succubus Champ in a Muta Lock to win the title

God damn it.

>>13905747
>something that ASMR enthusiasts might like, but which non-enthusiasts would still be able to enjoy
I don't think there'd be much difference between the two groups in this case. It's not something you can really translate into text format, so the best you can do is an immerse description of the subject's / viewpoint character's reactions to it.

>>13905772
Would you rather he use the phrase "clopping" instead?

>>13905738

>She shyly looks at you says "Just a little more?"

>>13905752
Up shut the fuck already.

>>13905772
What triggered you, Anon?

>>13905723
>LaughingSharkgirls.gif

>>13905787
Oh fine. But I better be getting something back for this.

>>13905786
Just as bad.

>>13905792
Really?

>>13905785
I agree, but were I to write with that intent, my end goal would be to actually trigger that little shivery sensation through text. I know that if it might happen, it'll be nowhere near as potent as actual sound, but I've had it happen to my by reading stuff here before, so maybe I can pull it off.

But hey, it'll still be a success if everyone's dicks get big, right?

>>13905802
Really. You seem unreasonably upset over something. Or maybe it would seem reasonable if you shared what irks you so much.

>>13905811
Just that I'm pretty sure those're things fucking /mlp/ would say.

>>13905648
>hgb, stupid wurms, OC gone, alps, stinkypedes, ,TFT, and cripple(8)chan

I have either never seen these cause drama, or seen them cause drama only once or twice in the last several months. Which makes them less dramatic than, say, any new MG profile release.

I don't even know what the last two are.

>>13905645
>>13905595
They nicely wait till either the ship you are on sinks or till you head out to swim alone or happen to be in deeper waters.

Then they husbando you, snuggling you and promising never to let you go.

There's also that one doujin involving a mermaid and a shota.

>>13905813
I wouldn't know, I've had zero exposure to the board or the object of their obsession.

>>13905814
TFT causes drama just by existing because people think it's owned by Bob or some silly shit like that. I don't know or care, and I try to post shit both to pastebin and TFT because if you don't want to read it on there it's kind of pointless to keep it accessible on one site only.

My two cents anyway.

>>13905814
>cripple(8)chan

Every time /monster/ is brought up or that one guy remembers his buttblast over Bromont.

>>13905822
>Defending TFT
Plz don't play stupid.

>>13905648
Where does Bromont fall under?

>>13905839
I'm not defending it, I'm just saying that if I'm going to post a story it's going to be both pastebin and TFT because of my previous statement.

If you don't like my stance on the matter I guess that's that and we can be done with the matter.

>>13905709
As much fluff as you want

>>13905841
Namefag drama.

>>13905847
what if i don't want a lot of fluff but just enough

>>13905832
Oh, batman-kun. "I do what I mus to protect the thread, even if people hate me for it." Right, /monster/ is on 7+1chan. I was thrown off by the "cripple" part.

>>13905822
So basically same as the /monster/ shit: "there exists a MG board/community outside ours! literally worse than hitler!"

>>13905841
Most people don't care a whole lot either way. The only regular, serious drama I've seen involving him is from batman-kun ranting about him being a traitor for visiting /monster/

>>13905844
You're saying you don't know why it's hated and implying the reasons are surely silly and immature, when you know that's not the case. That's misleading at best and baiting at the worst.

>>13905854
How much fluff is just enough? How much fluff in terms of mass and volume?

>>13904575
>monorus will never draw your favorite monster girl(s)

>>13905820
>or till you head out to swim alone or happen to be in deeper waters
>mfw always spend the summer swimming and I will never be raped and husbando'd by a mermaid or a sharkgirl

>>13905856
I'm just saying I don't care about the drama associated with it due to a few writefags including myself who flustered fannies that post there. Nobody's forcing you to go to it, and people shilling it on here constantly or trying to start drama for the sake of drama are the true blue faggots.

>>13905855
The wound goes a little bit deeper than that but I'd like to stop here so we can just move on with our fucking lives after that stupid namefag drama from earlier.

I still don't get why this thread hates TFT, it's just a harmless resource. I think this thread has reached a point where it will blindly hate anything.

>>13905862
Set aside a Monorus fund (or just a commision fund in general). When he's open for commisions, pounce on that slot.

>>13905860
I don't hard to put into words I love fluff just as much as the next anon but its hard to see some MGs with no fluff with fluff

>>13905864
Do you think stingray girls are a thing? I saw one at the beach this summer, and it got me wondering.

>>13905855
/monster/ wasn't made as the haven for the IRC exiles. They're like the Legion of /d/oom of these threads, except they just write shitty fanfiction in their swamp fortress.

So you know, they're kind of like a leper colony. Something you want to stay far away from, but doesn't really harm anyone.

>>13905873
I imagine it like a loli (because stingrays, flat, get it?) type shark girl with a long pointed tail. Actually a lot like the Sahuagin MG profile

>>13905855
>"there exists a MG board/community outside ours! literally worse than hitler!"
I wanna get this framed.

>>13905872
I can see your love for fluff is making you lose some grammatical coherence there.
How about just enough fluff to nuzzle your face into whenever you want?

>>13905874
>they just write shitty fanfiction in their swamp fortress.
Don't we do the same though?

>>13905874
>Legion of /d/oom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r98uVJW7pYk

>>13905869
>I don't know why a site that has Roberto the Terrible as an admin and encourages all the blacklist fetishes from here would possibly be disliked

Oh, false naivety-kun, you never change.

>>13905873
>>13905882

>>13905882
So would a manta ray be a giant loli? Those motherfuckers can get huge.

>>13905885
Not with futa and monsterboys we don't.

>>13905887
Bob's not the admin, how many times does this need to be said before people stop using it as an excuse?

>>13905737

>>13905889
Still too soon.

>>13905892
They're the snu snu version

>>13905869
You know, that part about the hate makes sense.

/mgt/ has blacklisted so many resources (basically every website outside the MGE wiki and update blogs), not to mention all but a pretty narrow range of fetishes (most /d/ tier stuff, even relatively "mild" things like yuri), that it's understandable people who might enjoy stuff /mgt/ doesn't consider kosher might need an outside community to indulge in such things.

>>13905895
That's not even a thing a lot the IRCfaggots do.
and I really don't want to ask on the matter to confirm or deny that.

>>13905905
>Outside the MGE wiki and update blogs
Update blogs are dead, and the MGE wiki is cancer that people just use to randomly pick out MGs for games.

So basically /mgt/ has become isolationist Japan.

>>13905731
>>13905897
I think we need to see more pictures with their hair doing stuff. Like a kejourou using her hair as a form of locomotion, or as godiva hair curling up from the sides to hide as little as possible while keeping the picture from becoming explicit.

>>13905911
>So basically /mgt/ has become isolationist Japan.
I'm ok with this

>>13905897
GIVE HER THE B.

FOLLOWED BY A DEEP SCALP MASSAGE.

FOLLOWED BY RUFFLING HER HAIR.

FOLLOWED BY SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE SAKE OF PROCREATION.

>>13905911
>Update blogs are dead
That's a shame. Does that mean there isn't actually a paste of writefag stuff since pastebin updates are notoriously hard to get into new threads?

>>13905903
Any bustier than normal, smaller rays?

>>13905922
Still flat

>>13905197
>Choose mafia style
>Fit Nekomata weapons dealer
>Skinny Goblin infiltrator
>Hellhound boss
I am ready for this.

>>13905911
>So basically /mgt/ has become isolationist Japan.
Well we are on /jp/.

>>13905922
They can be whatever you want in your head anon.

>>13905892
I remember seeing the fuckhuge one in the Atlantis' aquarium during a family cruise.

>>13905905
Except we've blacklisted none of the official sources of things. You can talk about EMG or Gate or Overlord or whatever else here usually. So the primary flow of content is still maintained.

>>13905914

One kind of picture of a Kejourou I'd like to would be a POV thing where she holds her arms outwards to invite you to a hug with an alluring smile while her hair is spread outward wide like a venus flytrap

More drawings where the a Kejourou and her husbando are cuddling would be great too.

>>13905944
Atlantis has an aquarium?

>>13905949
Terrarium, technically. It's where they keep the manslaves.

>>13905954
That makes sense. An underwater city having an aquarium seems a bit, well, strange

>>13905949
Have you even heard of the place? It's a huge ass resort.

>>13905869
Have you read half the shit on that site? Sure, it has good writers like Thunderbrother and Seafoam, but it also has guys who make our worst writers look like literary geniuses.

>>13905964
Atlantis is a resort? Christ they just turn everything into resorts these days
When'd they find it?

>>13905973
Are you trying to yank my chain?

>>13905197
>>13905220
>Inner MGC gangstas
>Cheshire Cat weapons dealer.
Probably for the best I don't ask where she got the weapons from.
>Beelzebub Infiltrator
A literal fly on the wall, huh?
Please don't let her know I said that.
>Lilim Boss
Wow, guess our boss has really been around the block.

as for themes, It's either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_EVouA-CI
Due to our Boss' taste in music
Or it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPNzwGiTzig
Because it's the only hip hop gangsta song I know that I actually kinda like.

>>13905884
Different Anon here.

Hellhounds, manticores, cheshires, and kitsunes are all pretty fluffy on their own. Now a kraken, I just can't see with fluff.

>>13905948
Yeah, that'd be good. I can imagine it drawing parallels to some of those onryo movies, where they're revealed with their hair billowing out and growing along the walls and ceiling behind them.

That cuddle idea is good, too. Bonus points for a hair seat, love pillow, or cocoon. Especially if the cocoon is suspended with strands of hair like a spider's wrapped up prey, stuck to the walls.

>>13905889
It's too soon Anon.... too soon.

I want a hug...

>>13905995
I too now desire a hug

>>13905995
>You'll never get a loving hug from a succuslime.
>It'll never get really lewd really quick.
Damn it.

>>13905995
Get out slime, I know you're planning to rape me

>>13905375

I don't even know how many words I am into this and it hurts. How the hell do you guys do this? I feel like Fry with the holophonor when he loses the Devil's hands. Shit's tough.

>>13905995
I too want to hug her.


Then again, I also want to splice a wurm with a hornet

>>13905995

Hugs with a slime girl are always good.

>>13906006

I want to hug an Ogre and Oni at the same time!

>>13905995
She is definitely getting hugged.

Little did anon know he would get his sandwich board signs swapped with Bruce Willis and have to improvise

>>13905995
>Hug the slime
>Her swimsuit keeps some of her body contained while you cuddle and squeeze it
>While the rest of her oozes out to cover the rest of you

I want to hug a slime girl and rub my cheek against her core.

>>13906022
You're a mad man Anon you'd never survive!

>>13906007
I hate myself throughout the time I'm writing, and convince myself this is the only thing of worth I'll put out. In hopes one or two people find enjoyment out of it.

>>13905921
Objective update blogs are dead. Last I checked if you were on a blog maintainer's shit list you didn't even get a sneer in your direction. But it's their site so whatever.

>>13905985

Or if the man is cocooned in her hair and is affectionately hugged like a daki.

Speaking of >>13906027, are there any slimegirl stories featuring slimegirls with cores?
I think they've got a lot of potential, but I've not seen anything written about them.

>>13906029
Says you!

I'll hug and cuddle them all day!

>>13906022
I'm sure they will hug you back.

And more.

>>13906024
I like Manticores though.

>>13906008
but why

>>13906025

>Hug a slime
>She hugs you back and forms a duplicate of herself to hug you from behind.

>>13906008
What, just what

>>13906041
>And more.

Explain.

>>13906036
I couldn't do one because slimes with cores remind me either of that spooky motherfucker from MegaMan Zero or Morpha.

>>13906034
Do we have someone that updates the paste with new stories, at least? It'd be a shame to see all the effort go to waste.

>>13906050
Dude you're hugging an ogre and an oni, what do you think it's going to happen.

>>13906051
>Morpha
I have a slime fetish entirely because of Morpha, so that's A-OK by me.

If a Doppelganger turned into a female version of yourself, would you fuck yourself?

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

>>13906007
Practice, lots of breaks and more practice and breaks.
If you are having issues with some part, you can always skip it and revisit it later. That is assuming you have the story laid out (which you should, as it really helps)

Later on you might develop a structure you like using, or some kind of template or whatever. That also tends to help.

Good knowledge of the English langauge is also a major factor. I'm not native English myself, so that makes things harder for me. Writing in itself is also something that can be learned. Plenty of books about it out there.

Lastly: While motivation is only temporary, your life will be considerably easier when you do have it.

>>13906032
Appreciation, the knowledge that people will value your work is also a decent motivator.

>>13906046
>Er...okay...
>Okay, I guess we can let go now.
>Girls...girls, please.
>I really need to go now
>Just...let me go for a second
>Jesus Christ, SOMEBODY HELP ME!

>>13906058
Uh, more hugs?

>>13906061
>inb4 "but anon that's gay" shitstorm

>>13906061

Nah too fat.

>>13906068
Are you family of this other guy by any chance >>13905723

>>13906069
The only people who'd say that are people who know that they'd be ugly as sin if they were a girl.

>>13906061
Fuck no.
At worst I'd be hideous, and fuck that.
At best I'd look like my cousin, and then that'd just be weird.

>>13906074
No, what are you talking about anon?

I'm just going to hug an Oni and an Ogre, what could possibly happen?

>>13906061
Jay/Buffalo Bill pls go and stay go.

>>13906057
Nobody updates the paste but the wordpress is still updated frequently. Again, if you're on his shit list you're not going to see any of your shit hosted. Namely Alp and Bollocks.

>Implying the latter writes

>>13906060
Anon pls, Lord only knows how chuuni a story about an MC pulling his Waifu's slime core out of her body with a hookshot to molest it would be.

>>13906061
Probably. Maybe
Probably

>>13906081
>what could possibly happen?
Oh, nothing bad of course. Go ahead and hug them.

>>13906068
Vodka, whiskey, beer, tequila, a bloody mary, more beer, more vodka, more whiskey, and more beer

And rape

>>13906064
Another thing to keep in mind is that you don't NEED to finish it all in one day. It often takes several days to write something.

>>13906082
>Again, if you're on his shit list you're not going to see any of your shit hosted. Namely Alp and Bollocks.
Well, i'm neither of those people and haven't done anything to irritate anyone yet so I don't think it's much of an issue, but good to know.

>>13906064
>You will never be a guest in Kookin' with Kiki

>>13906086
Alright, I will!

>>13906088
But I don't like to drink! They wouldn't make me drink if I asked, right?

>>13906061
Probably. I've often wondered how flat I'd be as a girl on account of how scrawny I am.

>>13906061

>>13906061
Just so long as she was a dom.

>>13906061
I think I'd be cute as a girl. Maybe a little tired under the eyes, but hey, I'd go for me.

>>13906061
My plan is to find an alternate dimension me, but from a dimension where I'm identical and there's only a small difference between this and that universe, like Kanye West wore blue shades instead of yellow friday night or some shit.

I'd kidnap that me and bring him to the Monster Girl dimension and make him an Alp, then proceed to have cute little mes as children with my Alp Alternate Dimension self. I then ensure that my children are proper proportions boy and girl, and ensure they interbreed with themselves. Because of my DNA staying the same, I shall have an army of loyal clones.

Then, my true era begins.

>>13906067

>After making sure you can still breathe, you become almost entirely submerged in the body of the slime girl. You can feel hugs, massages from all directions