/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>raura general #2
Good good

Can someone translate this? Does it say the show is starting broadcasting or recording on August 7?

　新たな試みとして、動画共有サービスのニコニコ動画とタッグを組み、今月7日から放送が始まるまでの約2ヶ月間は、“ドラマが出来るまで”をニコニコチャンネルで配信。10月からは“完成されたドラマ”を地上波で放送（関西ローカル）。ドラマはニコニコチャンネルでも無料動画配信を行うので、該当地域外の人も視聴できる。「ニコニコチャンネル版では地上波にはない仕掛けも考えています」（新名幹大プロデューサー）。CSチャンネルでの放送も予定されている。

>>13894631
They've started recording (as shown by her recent dump of sassy purple-streak cheerleader pictures), and it airs in October both on TV and on Nico if I understand correctly.

Tummy

August 12, 13 and 14

http://ch.nicovideo.jp/abc-chiadoru

Photo set from Rock Im Revier.

https://www.bookface.com/media/set/?set=a.1630011713942352.1073742275.1442976112645914&type=3

damn filter

The photog is biased towards BOH and Yui

>>13895138
I...is the chubby one holding up a fried chicken leg and smiling at it?

>>13895168
Yes

>>13895175

https://twitter.com/iidaraura/status/630224710433832960

>>13895161
What's wrong with this link? It doesn't open for me.

>>13895285
switch "face" & "book" in the url, I had to because of 4chan's filter.

It's a public facebook page so you don't need your own account to look at the pics.

>>13895308
Thanks Moaster.

>>13895324

They're preparing for the second period of today's Open Class.

Picture from the first period.

I'd say bm popularity goes
Su 4/9
Yui 3/9
Moa 2/9
Assuming metarus have the top 3 in sg:
Yui 5/9
Moa 3/9
Su 1/9
Makingst Yui the most popular sagaku and Su=Moa on the global scheme. Then Hana , Ayami, Megu and maybe Soyoka in no particular order

Source: my ass

Thoughts?

Is this guy teaching the invention class?

>>13895597

>>13895680
Source plox

>>13895680
Yo, I wish I could stretch like that

>>13895690

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1438767006

>>13895690
>>13895696
Why are you posting 2D pictures when there are tens of thousands of BM and SG pictures to post?

>>13895721
>>13895690
For those who want to download:

http://smile-cln39.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862896.59236

>>13895721
Those can be viewed as gaijin?

>>13895721
I don't have a sakugaku pic to convey sexual frustration

>>13895735

>>13895680
>>13895721
>>13895729

>>13895735

works for me but it is quicker to download then wait for video to load.

All of the Chiadoru nicovideo videos in order:

http://smile-cln30.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862782.51485
http://smile-cln39.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862896.59236
http://smile-cln22.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862493.7100
http://smile-cln13.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862498.11550
http://smile-cln53.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862502.55027
http://smile-cln14.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862504.88176
http://smile-cln35.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26862512.70226
http://smile-cln67.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26875667.82860
http://smile-cln65.nicovideo.jp/smile?m=26876555.98017

>>13895772
I'm able to watch the videos on the site and download with an extension, but those links are giving me a 403.

>>13895742
so close yet so far

>>13895185

>>13896051
I wanna know what their inventions were dammit.

>>13895910
How much for number 2?

Why is she so cute?

>>13896384
Who?

Sara Kurashima

>>13896765

Sara Kurashima

>>13896805
With this >>13896051 she reminds me so much of Yui.

>>13896865
Is that her collection of rare pepes?

>>13896897

>>13896927

I wonder what flavour lip gloss she uses...

>>13896976
Tomato.

Do women actually use such things?

I do use lip balm with some sort of mint flavor but that's just for the fresh feel.

>>13896976
Tomato flavour is the only viable option.

>>13896976
dr. pepper, the only flavour worth using

LIP SMACKERS

>>13896976
Butts.

>>13897055
Most lip balm cause dry lips, especially ones containing menthol.
So unless you enjoy having dry lips all the time, switch to peppermint chewing gum or something.

>>13897389
That's weird. Am I a victim of some corporate ploy to make people addicted to their products? (lip balm gives short relief but ultimately causes more dry lips, so you go buy more lip balm etc)

I guess it's become a habit, not that I really need it.

>>13897453
Yes, that's the idea behind it. You have lips that are a bit dry, so you use lip balm that helps for a short time but actually dries out your lips more, so you end up using a lot of lip balm and are ultimately still worse off.

I think there's lip balms that actually work, but they are uncommon.

>>13896897
What is the rarest yui?

https://youtu.be/vzVrS_bBKzo

>>13897055
>>13897389
>>13897453
>>13897570
faggits

>>13898901
rood

>>13898334
What are they doing?

>>13899047
i think she's doing the bearcat

what would you rather, become moa's doctor or house keeper?

as her doctor you'd get to examine her body (once every few months) and keep her nice and genki, but as her house keeper you'd have access (once every week) to her dirty dishes & clothing, her room (including computer, diary, bed etc...)

personally, i'd say housekeeper is the better option tbh

Yuimato, have these logirl videos that you are missing

SG LoGiRL #24: https://mega.co.nz/#!soAjnSoQ!SEh9Fpkv_XN1xhAV5EM8ei9t2wm6HUa0SCx7rwtMdQQ
SG LoGiRL #25: https://mega.co.nz/#!41QwyaIS!Zv46RNWxMpuCKcygiqEAhXbYArdMPE0TzZJssEe68EA

IroDOLi #25: https://mega.co.nz/#!tlx1SDCR!Qo3dwYdpTufk5MvaVAFrr06QDbNgevhj49werH7U3X0
IroDOLi #26: https://mega.co.nz/#!olYnEQRT!nB_WmeB-vQ4dMIpAWbF1iMOePSX85s1U4kdlPXel9PU
IroDOLi #27: https://mega.co.nz/#!Qtw0UTgI!iHba-4ykV2p5naQW96bIBlmcbSS5ulZi7GxQ52ghRMg

>>13899840
>>13899840
Nah mate, why blueball yourself by only having access to her pantsu and diary when you can give her a full body examination and track her growth.

>>13899866
while it may seem like the doctor offers more because the housekeeper only offers second degree contact, consider this:

as the doctor you really only get the memory of being with moa, but as the housekeeper you'd get to actually enjoy her scents while you cleaned in her bathroom while nobody was there.

>>13899929

>>13899944
>>13899940
>>13899933
http://www.entamenext.com/news/detail/id=1575

>>13899840
>examine her body
how deep?

Come watch some SG/Babymetal videos with us!
Put some hard work into the channel.

http://taima.tv:8080/r/sakura

I'll be in there for the next couple of hours.

>>13900002

>>13900013

>>13899996
i actually forgot about that part, i guess the full length of a finger for general examination stuff.

>ywn see moa trying not to get horny as your finger slides into her butt, but she gets wet anyways
>ywn feel moa's sphincter tighten around your finger while it's in knuckle deep
>ywn feel her soft, cold butt cheeks clench against your hand as you have a finger inside of her

waiting on asmart to put all of this merch on sale

>>13900056
http://www.mutoayami.jp/news/201507/31160010/

>>13900066
>>13900056

>>13900083
Simply the best
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/589717185230020608/pu/vid/640x360/WJpbI7955nuH0JOv.webm

Ayami's new hairstyle is 10/10

>>13900045

>the doctor will be through in a minute if you'd like to get into the chair

I would still say housekeeper is nicer. You would overhear her talking and having fun at home instead of a clinical meeting. Once you've been there a while she might even talk to you as you are tidying/cleaning/cooking.

>>13900176
Idk, i think it's possible to have a close relationship with your physician. Also you risk getting fired if you're caught raiding the dirty laundry

>>13900176
>Once you've been there a while she might even talk to you as you are tidying/cleaning/cooking.

i'd wind up feeling so superior to all the other moafags here and on reddit tbh. you'd know what she snacks on, what she argues with her parents over, which shows she watches, which music she listens too, which girls she likes etc... plus you'd get pantsu and kutsushita to take home if you bought identical pairs and replaced them while you did her laundry.

i was friends with a girl way out of my league, and in so many ways she was so untouchable. by the time i started smelling her dirty laundry, i had already had a crush on her for years. i've tried smelling girlfriends' underwear but it doesn't do anything for me, what makes it exciting is when their clothing is the most intimate connection you have with them, then it makes those scents precious. with that said, could you imagine how excited you'd be to actually have and smell moa's pantsu?

Moas houseeper
>See Moa often
>Possibility of SG gitls coming over
>Have conversations with Moa when shes bored
>See her smile from my good work ethic
>Develop a bond with her
>Give her opinions as she tries out new kawaii poses
>Be there when she wants to rant about her fav new anime
>Hear her gossiping over the phone
>And so much more
Why does Moa get all the pervs

>Once you've been there a while she might even talk to you as you are tidying/cleaning/cooking.

you can say the same about the doctor option

>>13900345
>Why does Moa get all the pervs

It's just the tiny-penis Su-fag who shall not be named shitposting as usual

>>13899855
Good work anon, I'll add them all tonight.

>>13900570
>>13900576
Lesson of Dr. Seuss.

>>13900641
Ayami's fashion consultant?

>>13900641
I'm quite jealous of Joseph right now.

>>13895910
are these sold out?

YUIMETAL <3 <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtPOxlHoWBQ

>>13899964
What's the actual reaction from? What is being said?

>>13900965
That women in Yemen can marry at 9 years old.

>>13901036
Ohh. Thanks.

>>13901036
>women
>9 years old

>>13901620
The top angle of that star really shit the bed.

>>13902231

>>13901727
After years of sagaku this is almost topples. I'm going to die with this show.

>>13902693
what about ayaka, airi and nene?

>>13902758
What do youu mean?

>>13902766
oh i thought you said topless. airi and ayaka both have official photoshoots of them in their bikinis, and nene had a leaked sex tape.

>>13902898
But airyaka is like that; their pics are like Whoa lets fap to diss, and then meh after a while if you are not waifuning them

Nene...

>>13902898
I don't know about that Nene video. It's confirmed that it was her?

>>13902948
no it hasn't been confirmed, but then again, neither has limp bizkit saying that babymetal made him horny

>>13902963
That's because he didn't though.

>>13902963
You can't be thus dense, anon.

What about Moa calling koba daddy?

>>13900647
>that face
So we are not the only ones in love with Megu

>>13900661
Mini Mirena

>>13902231

It makes me happy to see other babymetal fans not looking after themselves. It means that I'm more likely to be noticed by the girls at shows because they don't want to look at fat neck beards :3

tfw the girls will refer to me as ikemen after the show and have girly talk about what they would like to do with me

>>13903157
it wasn't his mom who took the picture, it was his qt asian gf.

>>13903224

>tfw sweaty fat stranger pressed up against you at a gig

If it is his gf, fair play... But zooming in she doesn't look very pretty. Pleb glasses and a weird face

>giovanni
>gf

>>13903224

I wonder if she dresses up for him as well :3

>>13903255
She looks like a boy tbh

>>13903255
tbh i wouldn't want his gf to be really pretty, i'd be p salty. i mean, he's a morbidly obese neckbeard babymetal fan.

>>13903275
she attends babymetal shows with him and bakes him babymetal cakes, i would be surprised if she didn't. female cucks are surprisingly common, especially if they are the same age or older than their boyfriend.

>>13903295
Female cuck sounds a bit redundant, seeing how recent an invention monogamy is. It must be in their psyche somewhere that a virile male is a good male.

>>13903770
it's for the best of our collective futures that the best genes pass on, but as we're animals it's understandable that sometimes animalistic traits are favoured.

>>13902989
All the babymetals call him that, newfriend

>>13904000
no, only moa and boh do.

>>13902898
>>13902948
>>13902963
You can't get more newfaggot than thinking that was Nene.

>>13900144
I hope she never goes the short hair route

>>13904000
>>13904201
>muh waifu is pure

that denial, oh man i'm laughing.

>>13904236
Again, if you think that was Nene, you are confirming your newfag status. You should know what she looks like like the back of your hand.

>>13904264
>You should know what she looks like like the back of your hand.

for about 30 minutes every day, i actually pretend she is my hand.

>>13904280
Oh, so you went blind. That explains it.

>>13904284
that's just an old wives tale i hope

I feel bad for Yuika.

>>13904300
tell no lie and tell me why

>>13904300
Why

>>13904300
She still has a job on anime, doesnt she?

>>13904255

>>13904300
ヘビーメタルかさくら学院じゃないので消してください

>>13904412
>へ

>>13904468
>>へ

>>13904220
wtf

How can I download NicoNico videos?

>>13905055
audials worked for nhk videos, nothing else would. i imagine it may work for that too.

>>13905054
all of my hnng

>>13905055
Video DownloadHelper

>>13905055

youtube-dl works great

Anyone else hear a bit of IDZ in this?

>>13905282
gj posting the link retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS8A0BDAIk8

>>13905318
Sure. Just a little bit.

I was introduced to BABYMETAL about a month ago. I loved them instantly after seeing the Gimme Chocolate video, my first ever experience with them. I'm wondering, because I see these threads about them literally all the time on /jp/, are these the work of official BABYMETAL promoters?

>or does BABYMETAL actually ever come to /jp/?
>I wanna

>>13905581

>>13905609
What's your problem? And what's the point of posting a random picture without saying anything. I have no idea what you're trying to say.

>>13905581
No. Neither idols nor their promoters use /jp/. It doesn't even remotely look like that.

>>13905581
Bokuwakobadesudesu ama

>>13905581
We are a community of fans and this is all fan-made, just like Reddit.

>>13905655
本当に？

>>13905680
Hai

>>13905711
愛

But, most likely you're trolling.

>>13905722
not im
gaijinkuso

>>13905581
we just really like their music.

>>13905774
English, I'm confused with the Japanese words.

Why are you calling me fancy?

>>13905775
How old are the average BABYMETAL fans? I'm in my 20s, but the music is just so good. Su is awesome, can't wait till she eventually goes on her own making music, she has a mature sound.

>>13905775
I never liked that meme. As if you can't genuinely enjoy the music and also their appearances.

>>13905815
Not that anon. But I actually do just enjoy their music, it's always on my iPod. Although, I'm careful not to let people hear it because Americans are judgmental and don't know how to just have fun.

>>13905810
I think Babymetal has a few years left in it. It depends on how old they think is too old. Then again, there's Perfume.

>>13905840
Also, there's Yukari Tamura, who is now 39 and still making music.

>>13905823
You just have to know who to hide your power level from.

>>13905815
This, SG discography is my default playlist, there's days when I don't listen anything else.

And so the CUTES

>>13905815
The music is their raison d'etre though. Their appearance is ancillary & pedos will move on to other idol groups.

>>13905810
depends. most of us here are 18-19, but over a reddit apparently they are mostly 40+

>>13905815
all their pics of them practicing are them dancing, and the people who spied on them only mentioned them warming up their bodies, not their vocal chords. they are primarily dancers, they are singers as an after thought so valuing their singing over their dancing is an insult to their efforts.

>>13905928
That's because taking a picture of someone singing isn't photogenic,but dancing is, there's footage of them singing.

Not to mention that they also sing without dancing, the opposite isn't really true.

>>13905928
>most of us here are 18-19
What?! Really?

>>13905974
How does he know for sure is my question.

>>13905959
>the opposite isn't really true.
it's exactly true. there are more parts where they dance and don't sing as opposed to sing and don't dance.

they play tracks over their vocals, they don't practice singing (why was only stretching mentioned by the spies?)

su and ayami are the only real singers currently. moa and yui are mainly back up dancers and the rest of the graduates didn't pursue music after graduation.

>>13905928
How is that related to that anon's post?

>20XX
>Su, Moa, and Yui all have daughters
>they all get into SG
>BABYMETAL reborn

>>13906017
>and the rest of the graduates didn't pursue music after graduation.

Not one of them became actual dancers. Moa & Yui are still singers in Babymetal & the last Sakura Gakuin open class with the last generation was them singing acapella, not dancing around.

#rekt

>>13906079
Mind = blown

I want to believe.

>>13906079
Implying we will not see HAGMETAL

>>13906080
>Moa & Yui are still singers in Babymetal
they don't even sing, their job description is screaming and back up dancing.

>not dancing around.
did you get a video of it? i've only been able to find the audio of their acapellas.

>>13906079
Nah, Idol fans will have already moved on tbh. Koba will have already moved on to something else as well. Probably handling Su's solo career.

>>13906119
>their job description is screaming
>their job description

kek.

"Screaming" is still a form of singing.

>did you get a video of it? i've only been able to find the audio of their acapellas.

No but anyone with two working ears can hear that they're not dancing around while singing, they had a mic stand and a small stage as well.

http://babymetalfanclub.com/sakura-gakuin-10-members-each-archaeology-of-song/

>>13906119
There are photos of them not dancing. Does it sound like they're dancing or that it would even be appropriate?

>>13906143
>"Screaming" is still a form of singing.
p sure we established before that they weren't screaming as in yelling, but screaming as in making a high pitched sound, which is NOT singing.

>>13906157
there are more ways to dance than by jumping and flailing about.

>>13906179
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_%28music%29

>there are more ways to dance than by jumping and flailing about.

They weren't dancing bro they're standing there in front of a mic stand

>>13906179
https://youtu.be/zTEYUFgLveY?t=4m35s

>>13906179
Open wounds.
Where the moles?

I'm Anonymous and behind 7 proxies right now. BABYMETAL's music has been a useful tool for myself. You see, I listen to BABYMETAL's music while I indulge in the information about the world that most people try to avoid. See, what I have done is reformatted my brain to accept the most horrible thoughts and REALITIES that I witness. Think of it in a postmodernist way, like in a Tarantino film or a Kubirck film, witnessing the violence and using a form music to sensitize yourself from the horrible reality. I will provide no other information, except that I work in intelligence analysis. Goodbye Anon.

>>13906215
they danced for 2 and a half minutes before they even started singing lol.

>>13906241
Goal posts: moved.

>>13906241
That's also the one Babymetal song that features the least vocals from Moa & Yui outside of Su's solo songs, and they still manage to sing beautifully. Quality over quantity.


So we agree that they're both singers and dancers?

No one from Sakura Gakuin went on to be purely a dancer.

>>13906119
>>13906241
>they don't even sing
>they danced before singing

>>13906272

>>13906246
>>13906272
i concede that they were in fact singing (i guess their job description misled me) but this tangent argument bolstered a different one.

>>13906017
>it's exactly true. there are more parts where they dance and don't sing as opposed to sing and don't dance.

>>13906331
That's because the entire Babymetal project was built around Su and was conceived in Sakura Gakuin when Yui & Moa were 10 year-old squeakers. Now they have their own songs without Su.

They sing live in Babymetal, and also in Sakura Gakuin, they're singers and dancers.

>>13894527
Is one of them white?

>>13906713
wut

>>13906713
yeah, one is a hafu. east asians are whiter than a lot of whites anyways though, see:
>>13902266

>>13906742
Wut x2

>>13906428
>That's because
俺と論破できないぞ

>>13906272
>no who's_a_cute_loli.jpg
Anon

>>13901727
>>13905054
>captcha:select all the cakes
So they are going to be doing actual cheerleading in this show?

>>13907397
Yes, see last thread or nico videos.

>>13906713
Butifel hafu from the bonglands

>When I stay overnight on BABYMETAL activities, I ask Yui to take a bath together. But, the temperature of hot water I feel comfortable is different from that of yui. Yui loves a tepid bath...Moa guess Yui like 36〜37℃ water best Moa loves around 40℃ !! In my home, I make a bath with 41℃ water! Having a tepid bath make me feel cold after bath. Such two person take a bath together....we both compromise and take a bath with the tempereture between.

>But, this time we go to New York and London!! I know it is cold there and I heartly want to take a hot bath.

>I can hear you saying 'Then, take a bath individually!!!'.....NO!! :D

>Having a bath abroad alone....No way for Moa!!!!!

>So, I can't hear your advice. :D

Do you think they still compromise like this? Neither is really getting the temp they want, so it's best to take them separately, right? Not to mention most foreign bathtubs aren't ideal for more than one person at a time. And now they've gotten taller so it might be cramped. It's still fascinating to me just how normal this social bathing culture is to them.

>>13908614
It is a bit similar to sauna culture in my country.

I do think it would be quite weird for two teenagers (esp not of the same family) to squeeze into the same tub, but maybe Moa is very good at having it her way.

>>13908614

I wonder what Su does while Moa pins Yui down to lather her up...

>>13908614
>Not to mention most foreign bathtubs aren't ideal for more than one person at a time.

You've never seen a Japanese bathtub, did you? They're about half a foot deeper, but the length is only like 2/3 of the Western ones. You can't stretch in them and basically sit with your knees bent.

>>13909560
Every personal bathtub that I have used in Tokyo had enough room for me to stretch my legs out and still have extra space.
I am 5'8

>>13909632
check your manlet privilege

>>13909632
>I am 5'8

>>13909641

IDZ

"he only came up to my eyebrows... When will they learn?

>>13905282
>>13905318
Samefag.

>>13908614
What the hell is he saying. Jesus Christ.

>>13910374
Not he, she. A little Japanese girl

Do you not understand little Japanese girls?

>>13910403
I'm talking about the webm, I know that Moa is a sexual abuse survivor.

>>13908614
Ancient Romans also had social/public bathing as a huge part of their culture

>>13908726
>It is a bit similar to sauna culture in my country.

Exactly. Countries like murrca and britbong and too prude and see it as some sort of sex orgy gathering: >>13909473
>>13910353
;)

>>13910612
Oh, my bad.

I haven't seen that show, seems the typical variety type with the random topics and all the ensuing facepalming and so on.

>>13910652

There's a difference between sitting in a sauna or large public bath designed to house multiple people and getting into a single person bath with someone (which is what are usually in hotels).

>hey man, want to go to the gym and hit the saunas after?
>hey man, go fill the tub and we'll take a bath together?

>>13910699
I think you need to look at it from the angle of onsen.

Maybe a hot tub is more what socially would work in the west?

>>13910699
In your culture (my culture as well), sure. Just being naked in a locker room & public shower is seen as a big weird deal in itself.

It's totally normal in Japanese culture though, and most public baths aren't exactly the size of swimming pools either so for them to be in a high-end western hotel's bath isn't too big of a difference.

>>13910737
Even with hot tubs/saunas in the west it's always "bro keep your towel/bathing suit bro you stay in this corner and I'll stay here no don't even make eye contact with me bro that's gay bro".

Some parts of Europe, especially Nordic countries, have more relaxed views of nudity when it comes to bathing whether it's at the sauna or at a beach that are more in line with the Japanese way of doing it.

This conversation seems to shoot for different things without trying to pull them together.

I don't think even the Japanese would share a smallish home bath tub as two males of age. Family may be a different, and as idolfag one often hears of girls claiming they still bath with their dads. It's probably a bit of joke, though.

So, public bath, no problem at all. Maybe not as natural as the Nordics who sometimes even mix male/female without a question raised. Home bath, family and relatives=ok, maybe close friend bathing happens as girls only?

Honestly I don't know.

>>13910889
yes

In public saunas men and women usually have own saunas, but there is also mixed saunas where keeping towels is quite usual I think.

Within family parents and kids go to sauna together, but around teenage sons go with fathers and daughters go with mothers

>>13909641
check your lovely hormone packing in your lovely processed foods

We all know how bathing is normally in Japan. You sit on your little wooden stool before imouto asks if she can wash your back. Then she slips and knocks you onto the floor and accidentally lands on top of you before exclaiming how mature your body is and how it makes her feel funny.

tfw no little sister Su

>>13910967
you sound pretty sexually frustrated tbh

>>13910967
Can this thread please take its epic memeing elsewhere? This is a /mu/ topic and has no place on this board.

>>13911214
No. Something like a third of all threads on /jp/ are about either idol groups or otaku-specific music.

Idols & music make up a huge defining aspect of Otaku culture.

>>13911214
you sound pretty sexually frustrated tbh

>>13911214
tohous and vns belong to /v/ tbh

>>13911214
>/mu/ topic meme
>idols and japanese bathing culture
check the /jp/ rules, m8

>>13911502
>fried chicken-kun~

Why is she so perfect

>>13911597
help yourself
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMFsYT9UwAAKNT1.jpg:orig

>>13911660
L I T E R A L L Y perfection.

I want to go on a date with her to KFC and have her berate me and call me a baka and slap me on the head for not buying big enough fries :3

>>13911660
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>13911660

Piggu

>>13911673

I hope you are joking/have a fetish...

>>13911975
What's wring with a nigga thinking bbw's are perfection

>>13911975
>I hope you are joking/have a fetish...

The same could be said about Suzan

>>13912092
Who?

>>13912107

>>13912092

But Su is perfect, you silly thing :3

>>13912124
That's 中元すず香 to you, you ingrate.

I think we have a new personality here, moonrunes anon.

This Chiadoru twitter is a gold mine of pictures.

>>13912253
There are 2, and they're annoying as fuck.

>>13912270
I hate when he/they ruin jokes by falling for the ironicposting.

>>13912253
>>13912270
No. I think we have two new personalities here. Complete and utter newfag anons. Moonrunes aren't new to /jp/ nor the general.

>>13912282
i hate when you ruin it by not realizing they're ironicposting as well.

>>13912334
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>13912344
goes both ways

>>13912282
where is this from?

>>13912270
Make that 三, faggot

みんな、これから日本語だけ使ってみよう

>>13912253
日本の文化のところで一人が日本語を使っていたと思っているの？

>>13912270
>>13912282
この人はお前だろう

>>13904300

Why

>>13912546
Raura is going to leave NoS behind.

>>13904300
Don't worry , she'll be some rich c.e.o's waifu, just like all the sakugakus will. Ayaka is probably getting banged at this moment by some fat bald- headed model agency president.

めぐage知ってる～

>>13912678
多分

>>13912509
は-はい。 日本語はまだ習ってです……

>>13912708
俺も習わない

「習う」の意味は「先生から教えられる」そして「学ぶ(まなぶ）」の意味は「一人で勉強する」

だから、あなたも学んでも習わないだろう

>>13912905
先生に教えられる＊

>>13912905
でも、本当に授業を取る

>>13913075
しまった「まだ習っていないです」とどことなく読んだ

>>13913134
大丈夫です

>>13912282
>tfw we will never get videos of Suzuka just being herself anymore

>>13913284

No need to remind me anon...

https://twitter.com/OVERTURE_mag/status/629508358123356160
Who ordered the $90 hat?

I think the tweet says it's shipping today.

>>13913502
$90 dollars for a cap lel, you got me fucked up Amuse.

Now if it was an actual worn hat by Yui or Moa
I'd pay way more than $90.
Maybe id get luck and find some of their hairs inside the cap. Could sniff it or clone them or something.

>>13913502
What does it say under each of their names?

>>13914036
They're talking up how great the hat is.

>>13913502
Are these hats sold out? I can't find them anywhere.

>>13914214
No idea, you were able to preorder back in April or something

I don't understand the point of disrespecting Japanese by calling it moonrunes. You do understand that the language of BABYMETAL's music is Japanese right? You do understand that BABYMETAL is Japanese right?

>>13913502
>Whats with the hat all of a sudden?
>Whats the S for anon?
>Are those chink names on the lid?
>Sakura Gakuin? Is that an anime?
>Google would end my whole life
Goddamnit I wished no one knew who I was so I could enjoy things in peace

>>13914539
Go to bed Koba-san, this thread is meant to be fun.

>>13914554
いいえ

>>13914539
It's a term that's as old as dirt here.

>>13910653
It's a wordplay game show.

chiadoru stream

https://mega.co.nz/#!M8VTgTTJ!KqAZN-jhv2w4cUNdLP1DdrvFemLLWFfo6szYBFM1jRw

>>13914545
>日本人の彼女が私にくれました
>しかし日本語を分かりません
>あとでそれに聞きますですよ

>>13914545
I don't speak to anyone who doesn't know I'm a weeb or who is my mom. So I'm good, have fun pretending to be a normie.

>>13916159
>acting like being a weeb is something to be proud of

Dear gods, how pathetic.

Oh well, it's 5 o'clock, time to leave the comfy office and go back home to my wife. I wonder what we'll have for dinner tonight.

>>13916184
>Hiding part of yourself from everyone because you are embarrassed of who you are.
Sure sounds like your life is amazing.

>>13916215
What is self-awareness?

>>13916231
Pretend to be someone you are not because you want to live up to society's and other peoples expectations of you? No thanks, I'd rather enjoy my life while I have it.

vip ticket sale for germany shows starts friday

just fuck my wallet up

>>13916215
Who said anything about hiding anything from anyone?

VIP upgrade available for the german shows:
http://www.ticketmaster.de/artist/babymetal-tickets/943865

>>13911502
Where is this from?

>>13906119
God, I want to fuck Suzuka.

>>13917282

Too bad that will never happen

Because she has already promised herself only to me when we had our first face to face moment

>>13917282
>>13917329
>wanting to fuck your waifu
Fucking degenerates.

>>13917369

I just said that the anon would never do that to Su because she has promised herself to me.

I make love to Su :3
Although sometimes she likes me to be a bit more... Physical

>he unironically wants babymetal not to use a team of professional musicians, song writers and composers
>he thinks girls who only like singing and dancing should waste their time shouldering every burden of creating music
>he actually thinks that music would be better
>he developed this contrived opinion from listening to metal

>>13914816
>all this raura
my nigga

>>13917222
https://twitter.com/iidaraura/status/631101097168408577

>>13917392

I should probably have said Sulpa to avoid confusion... Although our minds and souls entwine in our dreams, I haven't physically been with Su yet...

>>13917369
>not wanting to make sweet tender
love to your one and only
are you one of them homotesticles?

>>13917466
>Wanting to take the purity out of your waifu
I would never do such a wretched act.

>>13914816
The girls clapped for Raura, laughed at the hafu and remained silent when the fatso was presenting herself even though she made a joke. What does this means?

>>13917487
>not wanting to transform the purity into more waifus

>>13917526
Well you're right. You got me on that one.

>>13917509
>women
You know in the end they hate panda for being the most popular, but unlike with hafu and piggu being mean to her would be a bad idea

>>13917526
Only impure waifus can come from such impurity.

>>13915670
>saying you don't understand Japanese in Japanese
>implying that would work

>>13917904
Is your waifu a lizard?

>>13917394
I know it's an overused meme, but who are you quoting?