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Oh. Shoggoth already got some art like that. Well, it's probably been a couple weeks since then, so I guess it isn't too surprising.

Have an abominable morning, anon!

Kitsune are olev.

Oni trash their dojo daily.

>>13895774
>You'll never get a "good morning" blowjob under the covers from your Shoggoth Maid
Damn it.

Lamias are pretty cool, right?

>>13895779

Better than that. They're pretty great.

>>13895779
As long as they don't strangle you in their sleep.

>>13895789
They wouldn't, would they?

>>13895755
Drunk Oni school for sure.

The others you could get various measures installed to help prevent damage and mess, but the Oni? Ain't nothin' is stoppin' them from littering the place inch-by-inch with empty booze bottles.

>>13895802
Well, thinking hard about it, they wouldn't have a need to constrict prey. I'd say it'd be a freak accident if it did happen.

>>13895779
Pretty cool, yeah.

>>13895819
Mein gods, where did this come from?

>>13895830
I don't know, but I've had this in my folders for a long time now.

>>13895779

amen

>>13895862
The mood of this thread is entirely too upbeat right now. Someone post that tattoo.

>>13895867

just gotta enjoy it before the arguing starts

Kikimoras.

>>13895897
Are made for intercrural.

>>13895897
If you were caught in the (unnervingly tidy) turf war between the Street Sweepers and the Unthinkable Cleaners, which side would you join? How would you help?

>>13895907
Can I just have some nurses? I think in that situation I'd be all maided out.

>>13895907
I'd be the mysterious villain who litters at night.

And by litter, I mean really petty shit like a solitary coke can or wrapper on every street. Sometimes I'd try and be creative about where I hide or drop it, sometimes it would just be laying on the floor. I'd do it every night and drive their OCD insane.

I want to make friends with a succubus and then date a human girl!

>>13895915
They can wear whatever uniforms you want, but you WILL choose, master.

>>13895919
>I'd be the mysterious villain who litters at night.
You fiend! You plan to play the gangs against each other and the municipal cleaner's union?!

>>13895951
Is it JUST kikis and shoggoths, or are there other species in there? I mean, if one side has a fluffy maid, I'd be pretty inclined to join that side, know what I mean? Be a shame if I got one of those wolf cop girlfriends is all.

>>13895951
Mwahahaha. Once I weld a Dr Pepper can to the park fence I will be unstoppable!

>>13895955
I'll happily take the Werewolf cop off your hands.

>>13895955
It'll be mainly shoggoths and kikis, but there'll always be those monster girls of other races either cool or crazy enough to hang with the maids.

>>13895968
>shoggoths
>Implying they can't be fluffy, scaly, slimy, feathery or anything else under the sun and above the kosm

>>13895977
>Wake up from bed
>It's shoggoth
>Eat breakfast
>Plate, cutlery, and chair is shoggoth
>Play video games
>On shoggoth
>While sitting on shoggoth couch
>And wearing shoggoth clothes
>That filling you had last week
>It's shoggoth
>EVERYTHING is shoggoth!

>>13895977
Hey now, I didn't say anything about maid composition, just gang composition.

That aside I have to wonder how good slime would be at being fluffy, but I suppose it's not impossible.

>>13895996
Except for the beanbag chair. That's Cait Sith.

>>13895998
Well she can create clothes, matresses, blankets and frying pans. That's already a range of soft to hard. I doubt fluff would be hard at all.

>>13895897
Could be better.

>>13895996
>>Play video games
>>On shoggoth
That sounds cute as hell.

I want to find my vampire friend shaking from lack of blood and offer some of mine to her

>>13896029
You better take responsibility because she will only like your blood after that

>>13896005
It's not hardness that's the issue in that situation though, it's fluffiness. You need a bunch of really soft and fine but still separate tendrils of stuff to get that effect which I would think would be harder for a slime than a frying pan. Then again, she's eldritch, she ain't gotta follow any kind of logic.

Would you drink your waifu's love nectar?

>>13896055
Yes.

>>13896055
I want to lick a sweet slime

>>13896055
Oops

>>13896053
>Then again, she's eldritch, she ain't gotta follow any kind of logic.
See, you're first mistake is labeling a shoggoth as 'just a slime'. Your second was labeling a Shoggoth at all. Besides, if she wants to replace everything in her master's life with herself, fluff is a given.

I want to hug a Shoggoth and a Kikimora at the same time to get the two to stop their hostilities

>>13896074
>replace everything in her master's life with herself
2yan4me

New Shoggoth stories when?

>>13896076
And at that point do you realize that the Kiki is a strange shade of purple and has a few too many luminescent eyes all over her? You dun got trikked, son. Shoggoth just wanted a doublehug.

>>13896084
Sorry, planning stuff with foxes.

>>13895779
Lamias are 'hip' and 'with it'!

>>13896090
Where did the Kiki go then?

>>13896080
>bed is Shoggoth
>clothes are Shoggoth
>house is Shoggoth

>>13896107
>Thoughts are shoggoth
>Children are shoggoth
>Shoggoth are shoggoth
We need someone to draw that "X, X everywhere" Toy Story Image with a shoggoth instead of Buzz.

>>13896105
What kiki?

>>13896116
The one I hired

>>13896118
She got fired by you. She thought you looked kinda purple, but who's she to question her mastah?

>>13896118
Sorry, man the records only show one shoggoth at your residence. Are you alright? Maybe you should lie down. On a bed. Made out of shoggoth

>>13896121
>Shoggoth almost as good at running lives as mindflayer
I should've seen this coming, but god fucking dammit.

I want to break a bat on a Wurm's belly

>>13896121
Well I better go and rehire her
>>13896124
How about a bed made of foam?

>>13896133
Sure. Foam. Purple foam with glowing eyes.

>>13896128
>your waifu leaves you saying she saw you cheating on her
>you think she's gone nuts since you never did
>luckily your Shoggoth friend is there for you
>crying on her shoulder slowly turns into kisses
>the next morning you wake up next to her
Bad end.

>>13896139
You mean good end right?

>>13896139
More like Good End, amirit? Also I just realized, Aboobis doesn't have opposable digits. Werewolf does.

>>13896139
Welp, my waifu is a slut so it would be threesome end.

I wanna kiss a dullahan's head

>>13896155
>my waifu is a slut
Wha the shit, dude?!

>>13896155
She saw you holding hands and being romantic so that is why she broke up

>>13896131
So, foreplay?

>>13896155
Sweden pls go

Protip: faithful sluts don't exist just because of the definition of the word slut

>>13896163
Oh, I'm a slut too, but succubuts out-slut me.
>>13896166
I'm sure it won't come to that, she loves me, right? And she knows I love her.

>>13896199
but you held a hand not hers

>>13896207
I have two hands and my love is big, she should understand.

>>13896188
Pursuing this issue will only get you a ban, be careful.

>>13896226
>getting banned for calling someone sweden or slut
Is this new tumblr or something?
How long until people start to get banned for saying "fag" because it's offensive to fags?

>>13896231
I think one guy was banned for that in the last thread, and it could be considered shitposting.

>>13896231
I just hope we can call those filthy canadians names. No good canadians, just sitting up there drinking maple syrup and naming things wrong. And what's wrong with their heads? When they talk it just flaps all around!

I want to work as a psychiatrist in MGC and help older monstergirl veterans from the war reintegrate into society.

>>13896309
>Yknow, at the time I didn't think it was possible to break a man's pelvis
>I know better now
>The memory haunts me to this day
>I can still feel him going limp inside of me when I have the flashbacks

>>13896239
>guy was banned for that in the last thread
Is this real?

Please, take my deepest apologies, good xe! Where can I submit my 50k word essay on how terrible slutshaming is?

>>13896309
I want to reintegrate paladins who've been monsterized and help them stop hating themselves.

>>13896314
Which ones would have it the worst?

>>13896321
Arachnophobes turned into Arachnes?

Also just succubi in general. Not only are they now everything they despised but they're also really generic.

>Living with a trio of Cheshire sisters
>The oldest sister is in her early 20s and is a little on the immature side
>Her usual tricks include childish things like whoopee cushions and switching the salt with the sugar
>Out of the three she's the most likely to come on to you
>The middle sister is around high school age and outright hostile at times, you're still not sure if she's tsundere
>Due to her antics you have to make sure your chairs aren't rigged to collapse or if she's put itching powder in your bed but she always has slight look of regret in her eyes if her plans work
>The youngest is a middle school age, she always follows you around with a creepy deadpan expression
>She rarely does any pranks, the average observer might think she doesn't prank at all
>You know better though, she waits for her moment and almost gives you a heart attack with tricks like waiting in the fridge covered in fake blood
>At least the night time cuddle piles are worth the hassle they put you through

>>13896312
>I still see the faces. There's this one in particular.
>He was so cute.
>I just can't help but think 'what might have been', you know? It haunts me.
>I can't look at another guy without thinking about him can't schlick without his face in my mind.
>Fuck I can't even wash my hands in warm water without remembering his warm blood soaking into my skin.

>>13896332
I'd give up so fuckin' quickly. How would a cheshire react to a man who just stopped caring and walks into all her traps, every single time, no matter the consequence?

>>13896332
More.

Mantis and Kunoichi like the same guy, what happens?

>>13896414
>Kabuki noises play in the background

>>13896414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkxsQnNujI

>>13896422
Man, it's a crime this will never be properly finished.

>>13896425
THE PORTAL TO YOUR OWN TIME IS ONCE AGAIN BEYOND YOUR REACH!

The best monster girl is the one that wants to be a mother

>>13896427
JUMP GOOD

>>13896429
The best one is one that's made a mother against her will.

>>13896422
>But I have been trained to use the light
Damn, I forgot how badass this guy was.

>>13896422
Not so bad.

>>13896422
Goddamn, now I remember this fight was so fucking good holy shit.

>>13896444
What are you trying to say?

>>13896445
This one is great, but the one with his doppelganger gets my vote.

>You'll never have a tsuntsun relationship with lilim Aku turn deredere

>>13896452
That I liked it? I'm not familiar with the cartoon itself.

>>13896470
>Lilim
Lame. Gimme Dark Matter Aku.

>>13896470
Don't fuck it up alpmonger.

>>13896474
Fix that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjs3Qqbz_b8

>>13896475
But Lilim are worse than darkmatters.
>>13896476
Hey it was nearly canon.

>>13896485
>nearly canon
Oh god it was.

>>13896470
>lilim aku

this....... is great.

>>13896439
but then she won't give her daughteru or son the hugs and kisses she/he all loving parents give their kids!

>>13896486
You know most of it I can forgive, like
>He's the bad guy, of course
But that was just such a kick in the guts.

>>13896485
One fucking episode, out of fifty two where aku pulls that shit to fool jack into leading him somewhere. No flirtation, no subtext even, and that's what you take from it, "it was nearly canon." I long for the day alpfags will be shunned again.

>>13896496
But we do hate them already because Alp wrote about a monsterboy dark elf fucking some guy up the ass.

I want to fall for every prank a Cheshire pulls

>>13896496
>I can't read the mood
>I just want an excuse to be buttblasted about Alps
When did alps even come into this?

>>13896503
>merely pretending

I'm sure.

I want a monstergirl sister so I can tell her to hand me the remote, because this show sucks

>>13896509
But Sharkgirlweek has all the hot, foamy action a girl with a fetish for surfer boys needs!

>>13896512
But it is my turn for the remote

>>13896507
>>merely pretending
What?

>>13896516
Buuuut sheeee neeeeds iiiiiit~!

>>13896520
man I'd probably have to get my own tv because fuck trying to get that remote out of a MG's hands

>>13896525
just bop em on the nose! Bop em!

>>13896525
Does this look like someone capable of defending a remote?

>>13896526
but then she would get mad
>>13896527
Honestly, yeah she probably could

>>13896534
Loser talk. You'll never get to watch your silly Wurm Wrangler cartoons if you give up that easily.

>>13896534
>but then she would get mad
So Bop her some more! Assert Dominance! Break the Walls DOOOOOOOOOWN!

>>13896498
>monsterboy dark elf

Was it this guy?

I want a shoggothbed! I want to feel a Shoggoth embrace my entire body and wish me a good night as I go to sleep!

>>13896491
Sure she will.
The feelings of motherhood will well up inside of her.

>>13896535
Well shit better fight to watch some Good Eats
>>13896536
But it is rude to bop

>>13896542
Sounds like a plan to me.

I want to make a Wurm cause an earthquake by eating her out when she least expects it

I want to find out what a Gandharva's least favorite genre of music is, and then mess with her by playing that genre right in front of her on full volume!

>>13896498
>monsterboy dark elf
Come on now, male elves aren't really monsterboys.

What next, whining about monsterboys because there are male horses in a setting?

>>13896554
Depends on whether those horses are ass-fucking the MC or not.

>>13896470
redhead, check.

>>13896550
But that's highly irresponsible! Now me, I want to put a Wurm on a trampoline and see what happens.

>>13896561
Holy shit, amazing

>>13896561
I found me a new empress, I did.

>>13896561
>Take me samurai
>balls
>deep

>>13896564
Considering that Wurm's can't jump? You get a sad Wurm and probably a broken trampoline.

>>13896561
I want to compliment her GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

>>13896561
Unf.

>>13896570
eyelashes, mang.

>>13896561
I'd put my samurai in her portal.

On a side note, You'll never come across an obnoxious scottish Lizardman whilst walking across a bridge in the middle of nowhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqoAScfjX8

I will tell a monstergirl no to rape

>>13896544
>But it is rude to bop
No, boping is a way to assert dominance without being maledom!
You must bop until she gives in! Any more than that and it becomes maledom

I want to hug a shark and then Eskimo kiss her

>>13896561
>Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting mistress of sexiness unleashed an unspeakable hotness! But a foolish paladin warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me! Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung her into the future where my nymphomania is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

>>13896568
>Wurm's can't jump
Spelling aside, that's dumb, you're dumb!

>>13896587
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Paladin Jack

>>13896587
scratch my samurai anon shit that paladin is much better http://puu sh/jv1Mx/b63dd92021.jpg

>>13896600
Dude that's amazing
>that sword

which monstergirl is the most kebab?

I want to hug a clingy Succubus

>>13896573
>Dat accent
>Dose insults
>Magic rune fucking Claymore
Easily the best episode.

>>13896600
>>13896561

>>13896637
>Tie a succubus down to a chair
>She expects rape
>Nothing but headchops and forehead flicks
Does this kill the demon?

>>13896651
I'd tie a succubus down but I'd hug her and hold her hand and then watch romantic movies that have no sex scenes

>>13896657
Your you put your hands over her eyes for the kiss scenes?

>>13896667
for the really lewd make out scenes yes

>>13896651
>>13896657
>>13896667
>Hours later the succubus is screaming
>"When I release myself from this fucking chair I'm going to fuck you hard you're going to remember it your whole life"

>>13895774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

>>13896676
After you are out of the chair we can go to the Carnival and I will win you a stuffed bear,

>>13896676
But the ropes were never tied you could have left at any moment, I think you actually enjoy this

>>13896676
>"Naught girl sure has some filthy language. I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out with my white stuff."
>Come back with soap
>She's crying now, "Pleash shatp!"

>>13896676
>"That's two nickles in the swear jar."

>>13896680
REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth
you are worst chaos. you are the chaos idiot you are the chaos smell. return to ocean. to our ocean cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,zipangu we will never forgeve you.Order rascal FUck but fuck asshole chaos stink zipangu sqhipere shqipare..chaos genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead chaos..ahahahahahZIPANGU WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget civil war .Order land we kill the chief god , orderland return to your precious continent….hahahahaha idiot Chaos and Zipanguan smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SHOGGOTH FROM THE PREMISES.

x is best girl

>"Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!"

>>13896731
No, y is, fuck you, kill yourself.

>>13896737
You're both shit. z master race, reporting.

I want to kiss a Shoggoth

>>13896739
Fuck off, axis straddler.

Have you ran your daily scan yet, anons?

Tau>π

>>13896736
You want a penguin for a pet?

>>13896027
Missing the tail.

>>13896762
Aww shit nigga, you just pissed off the Wurms.

>>13896759
Could she escape using a 3d printer?

>>13896771
and? Tau is better

I want to hug a Kiki

Slime girls reporting

>>13896818
I want to lay in a slime and tell her about my day

>>13896820

>>13896827
Maybe keep my head out of her well at least my face

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

>>13896837
I'll take 8

>>13896846

Suu is very good at convincing people

>>13896901
>make it home from work
>open the door to 5 little kobolds sitting and wait for you to get home tails just wagging
>look to the couch to see mama kobold asleep on the couch
>take little kobolds to kitchen
>feed them, bathe them, send them to bed
>head back down stares
>look to the couch seeing mama kobold laying down awake with a cute smiling tail wagging
>"welcome home husband"

wanted to drop this here and see if it inspired people.

>dat misstep

>>13896921
Kobolds are officially the cutest.

This is probably the only thread on /jp/ where you can post greentext stories without the "who ye quoting" idiot coming along. I wonder if he has them hidden or something.

>>13896950
>tfw no clumsy oni to make fun of

>>13896955
More likely he knows that he'd get reported if he did.

>>13896967
Oh, that makes sense. I wish the rest of the board was as good at working together as this thread.

>>13896950
>face cute as a button
>stronk
So it is real.

>>13896971
>working together
>this thread

>>13896971
>as good at working together as this thread
Us, working together?

>>13896971
Y-yeah, we're pretty gud, I guess.

I just learned that it's illegal to have a visible erection in public in 18 states. What the fuck, don't they know oftentimes it's not something that can be controlled? Fuck Indiana and Tennessee.

Wonder how monstergirls would react to this, other than with raucous laughter.

>>13896979
>>13896981
>>13896985
Well, if nothing else, you're a pretty friendly and happy bunch, and I respect that.

I want to tell a monstergirl that they need to learn not to rape

>>13896987
That's nothing to laugh about. Satan invented penises to be indecent and vulgar, God doesn't approve of them.

>>13896991
>pretty friendly and happy bunch
You're not from around here, are you?

I want to hug a tsundere Cheshire

>>13896991
>happy
>friendly

what?

>>13896979
>He doesn't to together with others, stand
>He wants to be divided and fall
Come on now Anons, let's
Get on the ball
Come on, let's work together
Now now
Because together we will stand, every shota, daughteru, waifu and a man!

>>13896991
>friendly and happy bunch
>mfw

>>13896911
Das a nipple nigga.

And quasi yuri, fuck off.

>>13896993
I think it's a friendly compass, and it points up because Jesus is my friend

>>13896987
Freedomland will free you from those misogynistic penises anon.

I wanna learn a Wurm

>>13896955
They show up every once in a while.

>>13897019
Explain.

>>13897019
Ok, here's one: How many Wurms does it take to wurm a Wurm?

>>13896998
>>13897000
>>13897009
And this is why I love you guys.

>>13897019
wurm what are you doing on the computer again you know what happen last time

>>13896991
>friendly

YOU WHAT

>>13897024
They're all just tsun-tsun for each other.

>>13897024
go away alp!

>>13896999
>Trying to hug something unwilling that both has sharp claws and the ability to teleport away.

You better hope she's a modern-type tsundere and secretly wants it, otherwise you're outta luck.

>>13896055
>>13896071
Happily!

Nectar of the Desert.

>>13897031
That's not an Alp. I'll show you an Alp. After I finish this Attenborough documentary.

>>13896055
>>13896071
Hasn't it been scientifically proven that their "nectar" is just piss?

>>13897032
Ambush hugs

>>13897038
Yup, my sides remembered...

>>13897038
Who the hell cares?

>>13897043
People who don't like watersports, probably.

>>13897039
>Ambushing a cat

Even if you could sneak up on one, a cat startles easily so its first instinct after being surprise would be escape. You'll only get 0.2 seconds of hug off.

>>13897046
I want to try and scare a Cheshire

>>13897035
>Attenborough documentary
Attenborough narrating the Ushi Oni mating dance when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVgsbpUDZ-8

>>13897052
But she's actually behind you!

>>13897049
Eventually her instinct will be used to it and the hug time increases

>>13897039
Cheshire Yeti, surprise hugs

>>13897022
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/learn?s=t
Definition 6

>>13897054
but how can I spook her if she is always spooking me?

>>13897062
But how do you learn Wurm? This is nonsense. Unless you imply it's a language. But it isn't. Wurms speak Draconic.
>>13897068
Spiral power.

>>13897019
Now I'm suddenly imagining a service dog for Wurms

>Wurm is so daft it gets into trouble a lot on her own or has problems figuring out stuff
>Kobolds being both straightfoward enough to work with simple people, but still being of good intelligence
>Kobold rewards Wurm for good job with cuddles
>People wonder who the master is

Might b cool story.

Late but obligatory post about the officially best harpy and love.

>>13897085
I want to rub her wings

>>13897079
>Service Dog
>Not Service Kobold

Actually, in this one case, maybe a Hellhound or Werewolf would be better, for reasons of...durability.

In honor of them making a movie about Deadpool, let us bug a writefag to make a story where he gets hired to take out the Demon Lord or something.

>>13897085
You're worse than the slowpoke guy.

>>13897095
no fuck meempole

>>13897095
nah

>>13897100
>>13897101
Okay...

>>13897095
>literal crossover fanfiction

Why would you even type this?

>>13897103
You know, there was a time when people talked about Solaire and Ammy getting it one and nobody got pissed. And that was back when these threads were still on /a/.

>>13897096
But I'm reminding everyone of the greatest waifu. That way there will be no arguments on who's the best, they would know already.

I want to tell a Mindflayer that she isn't an evil monster

>>13897095
Fucking fatmasters and their comics I swear.

>>13897105
Nobody ever tried to make a story out of it. Only one I can recall recently was that dumb DMC one somebody did, and even that was only a greentext.

>>13897106
>greatest waifu

>>13897116
I want to brush all that hair and then give a scalp massage

>>13897119
She won a poll and I made a list and everything. She's the best.

If a Mantis was raised by Arachne, would her arm-blades grow into sewing tools because DE shenanigans?
Also, would she wear rockin' attire made by her adoptive relatives?

>>13897094
Well, since Wurms are rock-crushers, I'm not sure it'd matter much either way.

Kobolds would make the best personality-wise, though. I see Anubis as being too prideful to be a mere assistant animal, and Hellhounds/Werewolves being too unruly and untrainable -- at least in the sense of following rules.

>>13897128
If a Kejourou raised her son to be her husband, would that be a case of sexual grooming?

>I sure hope you weren't planning on going anywhere, Anon.

>>13897136
I would buy her so much thread to sew with

>>13897132
Bro, there are only about two people in /mgt/ who like her, you and some other guy.

Face it, your waifu is low-tier at best.

>>13897136
>Would her arm-blades grow into sewing tools?
No, they wouldn't "Grow into", but she'd probably learn how to use them as such.

>>13897141
Dammit puns now I really wanna brush her hair

>>13897147
Correction, only two people have her as a waifu so far. They are far better then trash like memecats or horsepussy.

>>13897152
Don't get tangled in it! That would be hairy.

>>13897156
Please I can only get so hard from these puns

>>13897139
>Anubis as being too prideful to be a mere assistant animal
Thus why I didn't say Anubis.

>Hellhounds/Werewolves being too unruly and untrainable
Which is partially why I said them. They'd fill the role for a Wurm out of necessity to survive being paired with them.

But Kobolds are cuter anyway, and the ideas of a Wurm learning to moderate herself because Kobold Cuddles is adorable.

>>13897155
>Not having memecats AND horsepussy

>>13897155
I'll agree with you on horsepussy, but leave memecats out of this.

>>13897144
I require an older individual.

I wonder how a Kiki would feel about going out on a date while the home is a mess?

>>13897166
>>13897167
Don't you feel shame for having shitty taste?

>>13897170
>I am an adult!
>No. No you're not.

>>13897150
That works too I guess.

>>13897156

>say "I'll just get out of your hair " absentmindedly to a Kejourou
>She smirks a little and wraps you in more of her hair
>"No you won't~"

>>13897175
>Crow tengu guy
>mocking other people's taste
No, I'm calling it: You're out.

>>13897180
yes please more, I want to run my hands through all of her hair

Can we maybe go on an adventure?

>>13897174
>Kiki
>Mess
no

>>13897183
Give reasons why a cute smart bird is worse then autistic faggot cats or horses that smell like a barn.

>>13897196
If this question was any more loaded, the GOP would describe it as a job creator.

>>13897170
Well then look no further.

>>13897193
[Angry Red Knight noises]

>>13897205
It's not loaded, it's the truth. Tengus are top tier, cheshire cats and centaurs are bottom tier.

>>13897196
>>13897220
>lies and deceptions
As expected of tengu lovers.

>>13897226
Don't struggle. Accept the best love into your heart.

>>13897220
>Ranking Cheshires and Centaurs below abominations like Matango and Cait Sith

There goes your credibility again, Mr. Trump

>>13897193
Red Knight Master Race

DEATH AND DESPAIR!

>>13897232
Cheshires are way better than your nerd harpy.

>>13897194
>Meet a Kikimora
>Invite her on a date
>It's way outside of her comfort zone, but she accepts
>Pick her up, drive her straight back to your place
>She thinks it's kind of weird at first
>Stop at the door and tell her that you prepared something special for her
>Open the door to let her in and your house is a total fucking mess
>She freezes dead in her tracks
>You try to get her attention but she's pretty much zoned out
>She suddenly reaches into her purse, pulls out her phone and makes a call
>"Mom? I won't be home tonight, I'm getting married!"

>>13896991
You have to chill out without internet for a month and then crazy shit happens, maid turf wars,kobolds apparently, now this?

Don't forget to brush your waifu's fur daily

>>13897240
Wow that is cute, I want to hide a Diamond ring in the mess

>>13897238
What a fucking disappointment those games were.

I want to befriends a vampire so I have someone to talk to at night especially on full moons

>>13897238
>Violated faggot
No, begone.

>>13897240
>"Mom? I won't be home tonight, I'm getting married!"
Wow, this place must be a hoarder's dream...

>>13897239
Crow Tengus
>Very smart
>Big sexy wings for hugs and preening
>Wants to be loved but nobody cares for her
>Regardless, tries to find the man that's right for her

Cheshires
>Goes on 9gag and reddit
>Always really smug and annoying
>Has shit taste in men
>Steals the breath of babies

>>13897260
Oh the horror of getting lost inna blizzard.

>>13897251
I wonder how that phone call would go. Calling a monster during the full moon

>>13897260
>>13897265

>They keep bickering for hours
>By the time they come to an agreement, the man's already frozen dead
>their faces when

>>13897262
>more lies
>head/threadcanon
I would be disappointed, but I expected as much.

>>13897271
I see no lies.

>>13897278
No, I'm done with you.

And let's not forget: Crow tengus don't like liars. Just something for you to think about.

>>13897290
It's not a lie to say that they're the loveliest lovely.

>>13897269
>A yeti sneaks off with him carrying him like a cartoony robber carrying a sack of money
>The wendigos start blaming each other that he ran away

What cha doing n̸̖̤̟̥e̱r̻̮̥͉d̤͕̟s̰͇̼̦̖͜? ...

>>13897302
Reading Souten no Ken and wondering why we don't have mob stories.

>>13897186

I didn't plan on continuing that particular train of thought so instead...

>Hire a Kejourou maid.
>She flirts with you pretty regularly
>But she takes her work as a maid seriously and can finish her tasks pretty quickly thanks to her using her hair for tasks.
>After you got back from work you were pretty tired and she was quick to attend to you and help you relax and unwind.
>You almost fell asleep but you weren't quite there.
>She showed her back to you and wrapped you in her hair, bending your legs upward like you were kneeling
>Now you're against her back. Some of the hair is holding you in place but the rest is brushing against you, coaxing you to sleep.
>Meanwhile she finishes up what few things she wanted to get done before calling it a day.
>By the time she finishes you're sleeping well.
>She walks over to bedroom and moves you in front of her to check you, smiling when she sees you're asleep.
>She climbs in the bed, pulls the covers up and sleeps while hugging you like a daki.

>>13897294
How can you say you love her if you wouldn't take her feather up yo D?

>>13897304
We've had a few. I think one was hated foe being edgy or something.

>>13897315
Well I don't want edge, I want class.

>>13897306
damn I love the magic hair, I want to brush it while she works

>>13897238
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

>>13897308
Can't I just give her a few chicks instead?

>>13897302

Trying to think of story ideas and failing. Wondering if a Drider is too much silliness for the thread to handle with its prickly nature.

>>13897329
What's Drider?

>>13897329
Drider and her friend having fun

>>13897328
You'll have to help incubate the egg.

>>13897335
How is that a bad thing?

>>13897330
Time to brush up on your /tg/.

>>13897340
I don't into /tg/.

>>13897343
It's what the MGE Arachne was made from. Like the Gazer is a Beholder and the Mindflayer is a Mindflayer.

>>13897343
>coming into /mgt/ without rudimental /tg/ knowledge

You disgust me.

>>13897339
You're gonna have to spend all day under the blankets, cuddling the egg, sweating profusely from the sweltering heat. You'd be delirious by the time your waifu came back from work - you wouldn't even realize what was happening as you grabbed her face, pulled it below the sheets, and cuddled it like it was the egg.

Now wouldn't that be embarrassing?

>>13896950

yfw no shortstack /fit/ wererabbit will force you into friendship with benefits

>>13897362
Sounds nice,

also a shortstack, /fit/ kobold would be my cup of tea.

>>13897330
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Drider

I don't go to /tg/ either but it's what most people refer to spider girls as.

Light or Dark?


Por que no los dos?

>>13897367
Neither; tits too big.

>>13897367
Dark, why is this even a question?

>>13897356
I don't care about your silly DnD rules.

>>13897367
Dark. I want to stain that skin white.

>>13897367
Tough choice.

Gonna have to go with light, but by a narrow margin.

>>13897367
Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes
>Gimme yo dick!
That is a Semen Demon, that is not my cow!

>>13897318

You and me both.

>>13897367
I gotta go with light. Cowprint and heart pupils are too good.

>>13897369

Homosexuality is a sin, you know?

>>13897361
Nope.

>>13897387
No it isn't, there's even a god for it.

>>13897381
I want to run a single finger through her hair.

>>13897367
>Spaniards.png

>>13897330

A Dark Elf cursed with an Arachne's lower body because they pissed off Lolth, their chief goddess.

>>13897369
>tits too big.
>too big.
Que?

>>13897381
I want to smell her hair after a shower

>>13897367
Well what are their personalities like?

>>13897387
Have some perfect-sized breasts to soothe your fragile masculinity.

>>13897403
>cursed
Nobody has told this goddess that the curse merely improves their sex lives, then?

>>13897412

In the Forgotten Realms it's legitimate curse because they're not only physically transformed but are damned with sterility.

>>13897419
>sterility
>can't get pregnant
>no need for contraceptives
Nobody has told this goddess that the curse merely improves their sex lives, then?

>>13897405
What is with monster girls and yogurt?
Why do they always spill everything?

I want to romance the chief god!

Why are brown girls so perfect?

>>13897433
Yogurt often contains White Slimes in it, they go bananas when someone tries to eat them.

>>13897367
Brown looks more like snu snu so I will go with brown

>>13897402
What

I want to combine the Demon Lord and Chief God into one god

>>13897393
You're sure you wouldn't blush even a little when you realized the egg had been replaced with her head, and the egg was now in her gentle, feathery embrace? The bed would be even more stuffy, too, hot and moist from your combined heat under the heavy blanket.

>>13897441
Is that a brown Succubutt?

>>13897367
Neither because those tits are disgusting
Make them DFC, or at least a reasonable size that isn't so fucking grotesque and I'd consider it

>>13897428

Eh. It's whatever. I hardly expect the thread to be receptive to more /tg/ level MGs as far as their inspiration goes, not their physical attributes. It's a shame Gnolls were already done and damned into bait posts.

>>13897449
Either all the monsters are cute girls that try to kill you or monsters that just wants snu snu.


Beelzebub eggs and paladins would be a thing.

I want to touch Tiny Succubus Titties

>>13897461
You could always try the mystery box, buried in the sand.

>>13897458
I have no idea what she's meant to be, no succubus tag.

That one paladin who always invites you to go see beeg succubus teetees.

I want to play video games with a Gazer all night long even on nights with a full moon

>>13897477
You mean my cousin who got kicked out of paladin school?

>>13897475
She's an Au Ra from FF14

>>13897398

What will you do if she then wants you to run 2 or more fingers through her hair? Or maybe your whole hand?

>>13897024
Where awful people anon.

>>13897477

FUCK OFF ROMULUS I SWEAR TO THE CHIEF GOD

>>13897491
stands of hair in between each finger going from scalp to end

>>13897491
I go in with both hands.

>>13897496
QUICK COUSIN, I HAD TO HIDE IN A DUMPSTER AND I THINK IT WAS A MIMIC!
[] Ignore Romulus
[] Go save Romulus

>>13897461

>those disgusting types who imply that tits are not great in all shapes and sizes

Truly despicable individuals. Trying to sow seeds of discord among lovers of mammary.

I want to compliment a mimic's chest and then maybe after that comment her boobs

>>13897449
You get the fallen god

>>13897463
YBA had Formians and Modrons in his last story and nobody complained. DnD is great inspiration, but you can't force it.

Are Mindflayers cute

>>13897509
FLAT IS JUSTICE, CHEST WAR NOW

I want to forcibly molest Charon-chan's thigh gap with my dick.

>>13897525
No.

Remove mindflayers.

>>13897509
Torpedos are pretty ugly compared to melons. I just don't like banana tits. And since that's what those two girls have, especially the one on the left, I'd have to pass.

Shape is more important than size IMO.

>>13897015
Did you know that statistically speaking, over 100% of all male criminals have or had penises?

>>13897525
They are extremely cute.

>>13897541
That's an Inkling though.

>>13897526
All tits are love.


Just some have more love.

>>13897525
No, they're shit.

>>13897525
Yes they are.

>>13897541

She's a small girl!

>>13897549
Miia's titties were drawn to be as big as Cerea's at one point, weren't they?

>>13897549
Hound, one of your old squeezes just showed up, summoned by the promise of more love for her boobies!

>>13897525
>abominations
Go and stay go.

>>13897549
This nigga gets it. He's preaching to the deaf and belligerent tho.

>>13897525
Cute and snugly.

>>13897522

Eh, it's whatever. If I were to ever write a Gnoll girl I'd fully expect people to go "FUCK OFF" because they probably assume I'd go out of my way to stir shit up by giving her a penis-shaped clitoris like Spotted Hyenas have in real life.

Because they're totally the only species of Hyena in the world

>>13897561
Probably, god knows crabman can't do proportions let alone keep the ones he has straight.

>>13897563
>Abominations
more like cum and stay cum, amirite?

Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts.

>>13897559
I bet she has cute, small tentacles! I'd love to feel them going in and out of my brain!

>>13897575
I'd cum in an abomination until she's swollen with abominable spawn.

>>13897577
They're great. What of them?

>>13897575
I want weekend faggots to leave.

>>13897588
Nigger I spend more time here than you do.

>>13897579
I'd put my dick inside an Abomination's horrorifice every evening before we go to sleep.