/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for maids are olev.

First for Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and Dragon a best.

Mantis is without a doubt the best bug.

Give her the B.

Loligoth monmusus are love.

>>13887871
The.. Baby? Buck? Bick?

>>13887876
The Brush

I had a really weird thought the other day about how monstergirl-opposing civilizations would prevent males from allowing monstergirls to reproduce. The solution? A "scared-straight" type program for monstergirl fetishists to hammer in the (false) fact that human males couldn't handle monstergirls.
Inspired by that idea, I made this (nsfw, femdom): http://imgur.com/j6c3fdX
I feel really dirty inside for even thinking about something like this. Time to contact a dark priest to confess my sins.

>>13887874
Black sclera a best.

>>13887880
Human girls are the true evil.

>>13887882
You got that right.

>>13887887
Roger Dodger.

>>13887880
>Humans
>In charge of anything
Plan backfired, faggots, where's muh dick-draining mosntergirls?

>>13887880
Oh my.

>>13887880
This is the most shameful boner I've ever gotten.
I don't know why I have an overstimulation fetish. It looks painful.

>>13887890
>intercrural
>then hotdog
>then paizuri
>then shoulderblades
>then showersex with creampie
>then cuddling under the blankets

>>13887899
Meh.
>Face sitting
>Paizuri
>More Paizuri
>About an hours worth of paizuri
>Kissing before insertion
>Gentle cowgirl with wing cocoon for the rest of the night

>>13887899
>shoulderblades
How does that even work?
Everything else there is great though.

>>13887891
Wouldn't they just quarantine you if they determine you're beyond redemption?

>>13887899
>>13887905
Just change everything that isn't penetration with facesitting

>>13887911
God I love facesitting, too. No idea why it turns me on so much.

>>13887907
She gotta have big traps and squeeze her shoulderblades together

>>13887910
Yes, quarantine camps staffed almost entirely by human women.

>>13887919
>try to lie into passing the test
>police catch you ogling monstergirls again
>back into the program again

I want Tamamo to tickle me!

>>13887870
Not while Oomukades exist.

>>13887911
>>13887914
Is it reverse irrumation? Just plain facesitting is just boring.

>>13887914
It's probably because you enjoy the idea of being immobilized and unable to escape a girl.
That, or you're an ass man and want to be as close to the ass as possible.
I'd put my money on the second one.

>>13887897
Probably because, deep down inside, you want a monstergirl to suck the cum out of you like a straw, while you squirm helplessly against her embrace.
get the paddy wagon

>>13887932
I enjoy both.

>>13887924
If they see you as a lost cause, they lock you in a room filled with faceless businesswomen. So you better put on a really good act.

Monstergirl delinquents.

Discuss.

>>13887932
The first by far.

>>13887874

tfw no cheshire waifu cosplaying as Kuroneko cosplaying.

>>13887938
I want to run a gang of Minotaurs.

>>13887938
Thugdere a qt.

>>13887938
I want to play with that monoeyes ears.

>>13887946
I want to run from a gang of Minotaurs.

>>13887938
Would consider kissing all of them, possibly even holding hands with the one on the right.

>>13887938
Delinquent alps are one of my favorite kinds of alps

>>13887938
I'd let them bully me. Just as long as it's not anything too bad.

>>13887925
I want to tickle a yeti

>>13887938
Real monstergirl delinquents yes.
Fake monstergirl delinquents that are just shy virgins on the inside no.

>>13887938
One of those situations where a Salamander delinquent boss becomes your obsessive stalker after you land a well-timed punch on her when she jumps on you.

Imagine receiving notes in your locker written in really scratchy letters and horrible spelling, telling you to join her gang, but also decorated with cute little hearts and with candy taped to them.

"HEY ASSHOLE! MEET ME AT THE ROOFTOP @ NOON OR YOUR DEAD. WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY EMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT. SEE YOU SOON. "

>>13887954

Nerd.

>>13887960
I can take insults! I don't mind!
...I just don't like getting beat up.

>>13887933
>You'll never bind up a Lilim so you can use her for Irrumatio.
>You'll never pound away at her mouth like she's a living oral onahole until you cum in her mouth.
>She'll never start sucking hard enough to prevent you from pulling out and then break out of her binds.
>She'll never reverse the positions of dominance, bringing you down to the ground and sucking voraciously on your overstimulated dick until you cum in her mouth over and over again.
>She'll never suck you dry but keep going for a while just to see you squirm.
>She'll never cuddle up to you after she's done and apologize for breaking character the way she did, but her instincts took over.
>She'll never cuddle you close and then whisper to you that you should keep from jerking off for a month so she can do it again.

I'm starting to realize how wonderful Lilims can be.

So shimoneta is your average MG dystopian novel/movie right?

>>13887972
Would you spend your life living in fear of the thought police for her?

>>13887980
I'd gather up my belongings and run from the city to be with her.
I was going to do that anyway. Overstimulation cops if you want to love monstergirls? No thank you.

>>13887972
Lovely.

>>13887972
Too soft for a Lilim

>>13887870
Honestly, while I like the kuudere aspect, I'm really not a fan of the physical part of the mantis. Scythe arms aren't like tails or paws that you can enjoy, and they have that really weird bug thorax sticking out their back.

It's Crow Tengu mating season, so be wary! They're clever girls and if they've set their eyes on you, they won't stop for anything

>>13887959
>Cute hearts and candy

Sign me up, she has won me over.

>>13887989
>Kept on sucking after there was nothing left in the sack just to see her lover squirm
>Too soft.

>>13887999
I just imagine them far, far worse

>>13887972
om nom nom

>>13887999
Of course that's too soft, she needs to snap his pelvis and call him a weak human along with all that other garbage.

>>13888002
How much worse? They aren't going to hurt you anon.

>>13887984
>police cars driving after you while you make your escape
>city freaking the fuck out because they think you're some kind of serial killer
>make it out mostly unharmed
>live in the untamed wilderness, free from the tyranny of an anti-monstergirl city, constantly fighting for your life in a never-ending struggle to find the ideal wife
it sounds like the saddest, but also the most inspiring life story.

>>13888005
Bullshit they aren't.

>>13888002
>>13888004
I imagine it varies from Lilim to Lilim.
And the "Weak Human" roleplay is on tuesdays.

>>13888005
>>13888008

Yes, they will.

Although despite their violent behaviour
the only thing they managed to break
is my heart.

>>13887978
Haven't seen it yet, so I don't know.

So last thread died when we were talking about monster girl plushies, and I doodled something using one of the less talked about monster girls from the encyclopedia: Ogre.

I would totally buy me a MGE plushie.

>>13888010
>weak human roleplay on Tuesdays
Why not every day of the week? I'm more than okay with this. She can even dress herself up in something that would make her look like her mother and then proceed to "smite" me.

>Monstergirl delinquent turf wars
>The Onis just took control of another school
>The One-Eyes and the Snakes form an uneasy alliance and urge for the other small gangs to do the same
>Wolves are still refusing. They're a lot more racist than even the other species gangs.
>Succers gang leader just swiped another rival gang leader's man. She doesn't even care about him, just wants to humiliate the competition.
>The Firebreathers have started to isolate themselves lately. Everyone's paranoid. They're only a four-girl gang but everyone's still afraid to fuck with them.

>>13888019
>zipper in-between legs to place stuff in.
Anon.

>>13888010
They're still fucking garbage.

Just like every other monster girl.

>>13888019
Better design: Between legs onahole, between butt cheeks is the secret compartment for storing stuff (like chocolate).

trollface.jpg

>>13888019
That's the cutest Ogre ever.
>zipper between legs
Dohohoho.

>>13888024
That sounds absolutely terrifying. I'd stay indoors.

>>13888019
Huh. That seems pretty cute.

>>13887995
>come home from a hard day of work
>go into the study because you want to read
>all of your books are gone
>the only thing that remains is a note on your bookshelf that reads "trust nobody, not even your shelf"
>bookshelf tilts forward
>dodge out of the way, land on something fluffy
>it's that goddamn bird again
>"My my, so assertive~! But, that's what I love about you."

>>13888020
>Why not every day of the week?
Because we need the other days for different roleplays.
"Conquering Hero", "Dominatrix in Love", "Gladiators" the list goes on but I'll stop there.

>>13888019
>that zipper
>that ogre blush

oh I can unzip my dick to this

>>13888024
Rival Schools with monstergirls? Brilliant.

>>13888029
Why the fuck are you even here then?

>>13888038
Sure you can, but you'll regret it after a few strokes. An entrance that small with a zipper lining is like getting a teeth-centric blowjob from a shark girl.

>>13888024

I like the idea of them having species-relevant gang names.

>The One Eyes (cyclops)
>The Hissers (lamia)
>The Howlers (wolves)
>The Suckers (succubutt)
>The Firebreathers (dragons)

Can't think of a good one for Oni. Just calling them 'The Oni' sounds strong enough. Maybe they settled on 'Oni' because they don't think there's any word that sounds tougher.

>>13888044
Don't engage the guy, his typing style is very recognizable.

>>13888049

>Oni gang names

The Reds and Blues?
The Colors?
The Drinkers?
The Kanabos?

>>13888047
>An entrance that small with a zipper lining is like getting a teeth-centric blowjob from a shark girl.
Or fucking a robutt.

>>13888049
The Alcoholics.

>>13888019
How much would something like this cost to be 3-4ft and come with onahole?

>>13888055
The Gin and Tonics. The Red Onis are the Gins, the Blues are the Tonics.

>>13888049
>Hissers
>Not Tunnel Snakes

>>13888056
That's what you get for ordering a cheapo robo-maid. Gotta get the model with the self-heating, self-lubricating, vibrating model.

Lactating and micro-factory womb version too if you're into pregger stuff.

>>13888062
>Lactating and micro-factory womb version too if you're into pregger stuff.
My favorite species is Holstaur so yeah, money is no object.

>>13888062
>Lactating and micro-factory womb version too if you're into pregger stuff
My fetishes, absolutely lovely.

What'cha doing nerds?

>>13888071
Why are her paws so damn tiny.

>>13888071
Watching Ushio and Tora

It needs more monstergirls

>>13888071
Kill yourself.

>>13888072
I think the paws are reasonable.

that arm is fucked though

>>13888071
You know what? What are YOU doing, nerdlord?

>>13888076
It's nice to see you to Jaws.

>>13888071
Listening to some recently leaked MGSV tracks, and the Yakuza 5 OST.

>>13888071
Projects/Lurking.

>Doggy-style with owl harpy
>She twists her neck around 180-degrees to watch you

>>13888071
lurking and playing some demon gaze still waiting for kobold translation

>>13888094
not being able to move her eyes would be really creepy

>>13888094
That sounds arousingly terrifying.

>>13888094
Instant divorce.

>>13888094
Hot.

>>13887880
Is that the same captionanon as from the last few threads? Do you have a central imgur account (or whatever) where you have all your stuff? 'cause It's pretty good and I regret not saving it..

>>13888094
That. Hm. That's an idea.

>>13888071
Fighting a siege battle against filthy barbarians.

Think I'm going to go read a book after.

>>13888094

hoo

>>13888104

>That face
>Just staring as you plow her from behind
>Unblinking
>With that cute little smile

>>13888094
>>13888104
We need more owl girls

>>13888110

ayy lmao

>>13888071
Preparing for vacation, thinking about maybe possibly writing something.

>>13888115
Preddie-chan what the fuck are you doing here

>>13888097
>yfw she has all the eye / neck super powers of an Owl
>while also retaining the human ability to move eyeballs
>but still has a tendency to unmovingly stare right into your soul
>right into your soul

Is this the sub thread? Man I want to be raped so hard!

>>13888126
>>13888104
>>13888094
>You'll never scare an owl girl shitless by outstaring her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA

Apes of the hamburger.

>>13888134
0/10 come on man

Has anyone seen this one yet?
http://i.imgur.com/lZqArw2.jpg

>>13888138
That is what an owl do.

>>13888094
I prefer reverse cowgirl with the same concept

>>13888138
>"Ear ahr troo fecks about the AAAAOOOOOHHH"
kek

>>13888134
You fit subtle to a big fat pulsating T.

>>13888146
Yes.

>>13888146
yep, it's old.

>>13888158
>>13888163
Right, just checking. Carry on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r577ytYTZM

>Owl harpy GF
>She likes having her hair tussled and her head scratched
>Makes sounds like this

Your Kejourou imouto finds out you brushed someone else's hair, how do you respond?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWyWvMcGHYs

>>13888101
It is, and I don't really have anything aside from a twitter.
I guess I could make an Imgur, but I'm not sure if there are better alternatives to it yet. I'll do a bit of digging, and let you guys know what happens.

>Ah! Evening in Mordor, the most peaceful time of the day, other than maybe the morning after.
>The P'Orcs had returned to their hovels, a slave in tow, and torches burned in their camps as they drank, ate, and told tales of what, or who, they'd done that day.
>Truly it was a time of true peace....other than the ghul swarms and the occasional Caragor of course.
>That's why you'd decided to spend the evening asleep atop on of those weird, creepy towers that popped up whenever you climbed the ancient, elven ruins which dotted the landscape.
>Sure, you had to deal with whispers which scratched at the corners of your mind and everything had that weird glowy light which made it hard to look at.
>Whatever, regardless of the strain on your sanity, it beat sleeping on the ground or in bushes, you'd had enough of that crap back in the rangers.
>Yep, time for you slip into the creep bed an-
>"Ranger," the call came, Celes slowly materializing next to you next to you "there's something I'd like to ask you."
>You weren't going to be sleeping tonight were you?
>"You see human, recently I've been going through my memories and I've found that pieces are still missing..."
>Yep, your definitely not getting any sleep tonight.
>"And I've recently felt a...tugging sensation out there recently, somthing that feels like its a part m-"
>Looks like its time to help the elf with something, no sleep for you.
>You knew that you had no right to be irritated at her, you certainly would want your memories back if they just up and vanished but right now you wanted to sit down and sleep after a long day of P'Orc molestation and flower hunting.
>As the elf continued her impassioned plea about the "Gaping void where my memories once were," you grumpily stumbled from the bleached blankets of the bed and drunkenly snagged your pants and boots, throwing them on as the girl became too wrapped up in her twelve point speech on the benefits of regaining her memories to notice.

>>13888172
Brush hers

>Kobold still not translated
I need wan.

>>13888185
>more P'Orcs
Sup Average.

>>13888190
Nothing much, working from home and have comp time so I can do this today.

>>13888191
Keep up the good work in that regard.

>>13888017
Government that represses sex thing and a terrorist group fighting back

>>13888108

>Even after you come inside her her facial expression doesn't change.

I want to bully a Cait Sith by taking her home, and instead of giving into her demands of sitting on the coach, my lap, and sleeping in the bed with me I'll just keep feeding her!
Then when she's a fat ass cat I'll bring home a Kobold who she lays down the 'house rules' to the Kobold and then let the Kobold sit on the couch, my lap and sleep on the bed with me!
Then when I go out for Walkies with Kobold the Cait Sith realizes she's become too fat to do anything and then she cries!

>>13888214
Please use proper grammar when bullying Cait Sith.

>>13888214
That is fucking terrible man. Like not even bully-tier.

Captionfag here, made a dropbox.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4m4gp9l58dcgjny/AABRR9nJHlFVYWZNc6YRUyeNa?dl=0
In the event that I hit the 3gb or whatever limit, I'll upload .rars of previous files somewhere.

Uhh, monstergirls, right? How sensitive do you think an elf's ears are?

>>13888185
>"Furthermore, the return of my memories will have many tangible effects beyond a simple morale boost," your pointy companion lectured, eyes closed as her speech continued "it'll allow me to remember whatever techniques I knew in life to better assist you in your trave-"
>You interrupted her speech by stating that you were ready, or as ready as a half dressed, sleep deprived ranger could be in a land of lusty P'Orcs and beasts.
>"R-ready? But I haven't even finished my speech!" the elf shouted in shock, seemingly ignoring the fact that you didn't have a shirt "Don't you want to hear about how it'll allow me to potentially serve as a diplomat should we ever run into elves?"
>No. You want bed, and the chances of you finding another elf in this place are slim. Very, very slim.
>Besides you had your own method of diplomacy.
>"Please tell me its not yo-'
>Your dick.
>"I-I really should've seen that coming shouldn't I?" she asked, her head slowly shaking from side to side.
>Yes, she should've.
>"A-any way, thank you for helping me and..." the elf paused as it finally clicked that you were standing shirtless before her, your jacket and undershirt still where you'd tossed them. "aren't you going to get dressed?"
>You are dressed, shirt would take too long. In fact, this whole conversation is taking too long.
>Not wanting to waste any more time on this tower talking, you strode forward and hoisted the elven wraith up and onto your shoulder, the pointy eared woman giving a small squeal of surprise as you did.
>"O-Ok Ranger," she stammered as you continued forward, walking towards the edge of the tower with a tired look of determination "thank you for your help. Now, the pull is to the no-"
>North, right.
>You leapt from the tower without any warning, the undead's instructions becoming a shriek of fear as the ground came hurtling up towards you.

>>13888071
Playing a 'Souls fan-game called Dark Souls 2. It's terrible. You can actually tell that the devs didn't have a clue as to what they were doing. It doesn't help that 99% of the content is ripped straight from the first game.

>>13888214
I want to give a fat cait sith all the snacks she could ever want!
Snuggling her when I'm home and using the Kobold for exercise! (and more snuggling!)

>>13887938
monster girl bikers
>going from town to town in dusty leathers
>raping men
>loud bikes
>dealing in illegal aphrodisiacs
>beating the shit out of other clubs because they ride crotchrockets

>>13888237
Celes is cute.

>>13888185
>>13888237
Aw yes, more P'Orc porking.

>>13888214

>Not cuddling her in your lap and sleeping with her after you spoil her with food
>Not enjoying all that soft, bouncy, pliable chub
>Not getting her completely addicted to this decadent, spoiled lifestyle before beginning to bully her
>Suddenly she has to degrade herself in order to get her favorite meals
>Delivering harsh, ass-shaking spankings if you catch her sneaking food that you didn't give her permission to eat
>Walking her around on a leash in public
>Preparing her decadent meals that she has to eat out of a bowl on the floor
>Still spoiling her rotten when she does exactly as she told and takes her punishments to keep her addicted
>Homemade caramel brittle with candied nuts and slow-churned vanilla ice cream. She's only allowed to eat after she watches you masturbate and cum all over it.

>>13888236
Enough to cause ahegao if you suck on them

>>13888236
They're definitely erogenous zones, so they're very sensitive.

>>13888246
The best bit would be getting her so big that she starts to sweat whenever you walk her, in addition to being big enough that other people on the street notice and laugh at her, commenting about how shameful it must be for her to let herself get so out of shape.

>You will never have the entire monster girl encyclopedia as plushies.

>>13888236
About this sensitive.

>>13888240
I'm gonna take a shit on their seats and call them fags

>>13888237
>Despite what the laws of physics would suggest, you did not land with a splat or a solid thump.
>Instead there was only a soft pat as your landing turned into a well practiced roll, Celes moved from shoulder to chest so that she wasn't injured by the fall....Except she was intangible sometimes so this probably wouldn't have even phased her.
>Whatever, it's the thought that counts.
>Without missing a beat, your roll ended with you crouching in a modified sprinters stance, taking off towards the north with the elf clutched tight against your chest.
>"Warn me next time!" the spirit shrieked as you leapt over large rock, the gravel crunching beneath your worn, and stolen, shoes. "Do you not know how terrifying that is?"
>Probably not considering how often you do it and, again, she's dead so it wouldn't hurt her.
>"T-that still doesn't mean it's scary!" The girl shouted as you continued on your way, weaving your way through the darkness by the light of the moon. "S-seriously! You could get hurt on one of those things!"
>Oh? Afraid of heights was she? That'll be some teasing material you need to save for later, although it must've sucked to have lived in those big ol' towers the elves are so fond of.
>"Y-you have no idea," she grumbled, giving a little shudder of fear before vanishing into vapor "a-and I'm not afraid of heights! Just cautious is all..."
>"Sure she isn't" you said with a smile, newly freed arms pumping as you continued your search, "Sure she isn't."
>The ghost decided to ignore your less than genuine statement and instead directed you a little to the east and towards a small camp the P'Orcs had set up.
>-------
>The journey wasn't too terribly long, taking only fifteen minutes, but after a hard day of work it was enough to leave you winded, muscles burning and what meager reserves of energy you'd had burnt off by the run.

>>13888282
Just a heads up, I may slow down at 3:00pm as I'll be doing some work on my work laptop to let them know I'm not just skipping work today.

>>13888280
>and thus Anon was repeatedly raped by biker DireP'Orcs and werewolves, and was slung over the tank of the Chapter President's Panhead, never to be seen again

>>13888285
Take your time.

>>13888276
I want to do that to those ear-like head tentacles of a Mindflayer.

>>13888275

Now that would be dedication.

And would cost you quite a bit too.

>>13888236
Nice

>>13888276
>there are people who don't think that Marie is best squid sister
fucking
disgusting

>>13888334
Not him, but I never found the Inklings design appealing appealing in general.
They remind me of something you'd see in Hey! Arnold.

>>13888334
>There will never be a Callie vs Marie splatfest.
Good. The last thing that game needs is a literal Waifu War.
That's my job.

>Another writefag told me to get on Terry Pratchett if I wanted to git gud
>Started reading color of magic
>Holy shit I never thought I would have so much fun reading fantasy Illiad
>Death is such a smarmy, but considerate person
>Rincewind can't catch a break
>Twoflower I wanted to punch his face, but he did what he could
>Hrun was alright, could have had it all if not for Twoflower

Well critique fag if you're still there thanks for showing me this. I can't remember what you said that made Terry Pratchett so great, and since I only have one to to my name, the rest like Light Fantastic, Making Money and the rest I'll get to, so can you remind me what he does that makes him stand out as a fantasy writer?

>>13888357
>Discworld

Somehow in all my fantasy reading, I've never got around to that, Wheel of Time, Lost Legion, or the original Dragonlance trilogy.

I'll get to them sometime I guess.

>Terry Pratchett is dead
Well, fuck. I wonder if that will actually stop them. Didn't change much like David Axler and the Deathlands case.

>>13888357
I'm not that anon, but to me, what makes Pratchett distinctive is how clever he is in how he says things. Most writers I've read tend to get very detailed and flowy with their writing when the subject is more important or intense--which is effective, don't get me wrong--but the way Pratchett does it is so concise and unique while still being every bit as effective.

>>13888094

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/chauncey.jpg

I'm beginning to wonder if there's ever a time Oglaf isn't relevant in these threads.

>>13888428
You know, I love owls, but I'm starting to realize that an Owl harpy would be less cute than it sounds.

>>13888071
Despite the mistakes, thats still my favorite drawing to look at.

>>13888428
She's literally perfect with that sweet-ass bobcut. I want an Owl harpy waifu like that.

>>13888432
what, you don't want her to vomit up pellets of hair and bones in front of you?

>"Haha! How does it feel, hm? To betray your race? To contribute to your opposition?"
>"You weren't forced. Remember that. You could've stopped at any time. I didn't chain you here. Felt too good, didn't it? Fufu~ You humans really are pathetic when it comes to dealing with the pleasure my kind can provide."
>"You'll take responsibility, won't you? For your baby? You put it in me so it's only right, whether she's human or not. Don't worry, I can be loyal. Let's get married and make it official."
>"Haha! Look at you. You look so pitiful. You cringe every time I say it. Look, I'm going to have your baby! She's yours! She's mine! We'll raise her together!"
>"We'll need a room and a crib and clothes and toys and..."
>"Oh...oh, I'm...I'm actually going to have a baby."
>"We need a name. I'm going to have to feed her and take care of her and educate her. What if something goes wrong? What if other children don't like her? What if she doesn't like ME? Look, you...I mean, even if you hate me, s-...she's still gonna be just a baby so you have to love her, okay? Promise!"
>"Huh? Yeah, I'm dressing a little more conservatively, so what? I'm gonna be a mom, I have to look the part. You too! You think you look like a respectable father? How long has it been since you shaved?"
>"Okay, we got the room set up, crib, scroller, car seat, baby monitors. I have all of her schools picked out, including colleges. Already started saving money for her college fund. H-...hey, don't laugh at me! I'm not being weird, I'm being responsible! This is important!"

>>13888440

>Months later, you're sweating it out in the waiting room in earshot of her hospital room when you hear her begin to scream and wail. She starts screaming for you to come quickly.
>Rushing in you see her in the midst of labor pains.
>"GET OVER HERE, SOMETHING'S WRONG!
>A nurse quickly speaks up to correct her. "Sir, nothing is wrong, don't worry! This is perfectly normal, she's just a little hysterical."
>"NO, NO, SOMETHING IS WRONG! IT HURTS AND SOMETHING IS WRONG AND I'M SCARED, PLEASE!"
>You hold her hand throughout the rest of the delivery. You don't let go until the ordeal is finally over and she's holding the baby in her arms for the very first time. She looks at you with a blissful smile and tears still streaming down her face.
"H-haha. Look. Look! It's our baby, our baby. Oh God, she's so brand new and perfect. She's so beautiful. I...I can't stop crying."

>>13888440
On one hand, rape

On the other hand she's doing everything she can to ensure her child's future with you.

Well played.

>>13888440
That is my fetish

>>13888440
>>13888443
>not giving me a soneru
Dropped.

>>13888440
>>13888443
>Monstergirl raping you until she's pregnant and then immediately getting blindsided by strong maternal instincts.
10/10, would marry.

>>13888438
No, not really. Maybe if it was just a fluffy, cuddly harpy who looked like an owl but had none of the less adorable characteristics of an owl.

>>13888440
Awwwww. That's cute.

>>13888449
Owls are basically feathery cats now that I think about it.

>>13888449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDmRmRb2OpE
too bad
you get screech harpy

>>13888440
>>13888446
>>13888443
>>13888445

I can't be the only person to want to see a Lilim do this, because then she'd know what her Mom goes through every time her Dad uses his Excalibur against her Gaping Dragon

>>13888456
Barn owls are cute, but fuck they sound horrifying.
>you'll never have your tiny owl harpy waifu wake you up by sitting on your chest and screeching at you

>>13888456
>guy next door has an owl waifu
>every time they fuck she screeches the whole time
>goddamnit I just want to sleep

>>13888456
>>13888462
>>13888473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUy-RsUXJ00

Superior Owl coming through.

>TFW no Eyebrow Banchou Horned Owl Harpy

>>13888282
>To make matters worse, it seemed that not all the P'Orcs had turned in for the evening, a few of the porcine monster's grumbling as they patrolled through the shabby camp.
>Because, you know, you can't have anything nice and easy.
>It's never, "Here's the item!" or "Here's the captive!" its always a horde of P'Orcs or something else keeping you from your goal.
>"This isn't good," you heard the spirit whisper, remaining invisible lest her unearthly glow attract the patrols attention "I'd have figured that most of the orcs would've been asleep, not out patrolling."
>That makes two of you, there was no way they'd have been up this late if someone wasn't keeping them there. Some captain must be getting paranoid.
>Wonder who's fault that is.
>"What's worse is we're getting close," Celes continued, her weight noticeable despite not being visible "I can feel the item's presence pulling at me, the memories at the edges of my mi-"
>Yeah, yeah. memories at the edges of you mind, ages long past. She can worry about those kind of things one you don't have to worry about a patrol stumbling across you.
>See, despite the camp having been built amidst some ruins, you, in your sleep deprived state, had decided that a bush would've been a much better place to hide.
>The nice....leafy...bu.....
>You jerked awake just as sleep was about to take you, leg kicking out and snapping some branches as it did.
>"Are you alright ranger?" the elf whispered, a note of concern in her voice "You seem less energetic today."
>You responded that you were fine, although you much would've much preferred to sleep.
>"Well...don't push yourself," Celes said before falling silent, a small tap on your keep a parting gift from her "I'd rather wait a day than have you get caught."
>Wish she'd told you that when you were back at the tower.
>Whatever, you're here and you won't be coming back.
>Time to find the thing that does the stuff....yeah...

>>13888440
>>13888443

>Pregnant monstergirl waifu
>Out-of-control hormones cause her to be simultaneously overly sentimental and hyperactively horny
>That moment when she looks over to you, smiles, touches your knee, and says "Let's have another."

>>13888475
>tfw no genki screech owl harpy

this thread needs more pregnant monstergirls

>>13888482
Would she say it with heart pupils in her eyes?
And would it be incredibly loving this time around?

>>13888486
Correction: this thread needs more impregnation of monstergirls. It also needs more leglocking to ensure you don't pull out.

>>13888486
Pregnant familiar childhood friend.

>>13888486
Even with the risk of getting the usual responses, I will post this

今回の魔物娘は「コボルド」　実は居なかった”普通”の犬娘です。
This time's monster girl is “kobold”. They're “ordinary” dog girls, which actually used to be missing.

狼やジャッカルや、犬だけど普通ではないヘルハウンドなんかは居ましたが…･･･
There were wolves, jackals, and hellhounds, which actually were dogs, but not ordinary dogs though...

習性はまさにわんこそのものな彼女達で、おそらく魔物の中で一番人畜無害な存在らしいです。
Their traits are just like those of dogs, and it seems that they're probably the most harmless of all monsters to humans and animals.

毎度のごとく、詳しくは　エロ魔物娘図鑑本文　をご覧くださいませ。
As always, for details please check the erotic monster girl profile.

普通のわんこ娘を出したので、そのうちケモよりの「クー・シー」とかも出します。のんびり待ってね！
I put out an ordinary dog girl, so eventually, I may put out the more bestial “cu sith” or something too. Relax and wait!

>>13888440
Time to Bop Reality's Nose and open a time portal and Bop myself in the nose to stop me from impregnating you
Cause I sure as shit wouldn't willing impregnate a bitch with fake toe nails, and if those aren't fake that's even worse

>>13888501
>I may put out the more bestial “cu sith” or something too. Relax and wait!
>Relax and wait!
Oh KC, you funny man

>>13888501
>more bestial "cu sith"
Oh good, more punting fodder.

>>13888501
So they're like fluffy threadcanon wurms? This is fine.

>>13888501
I'm ok with this.

>>13888501
KC is clearly a dog lover.

>>13888519
LUCKY FOR YOU I'M A DOG LOVER

>>13888501
Cute Cute CUTE!
I want to ruffle a Kobolds head and give her lots of snacks!
I want to rub her soft belly and carry her to bed!

>>13888522
BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LIZARDMAN

>>13888501
well its not as bad as i thought it would be but you better bet that she's getting all the headpats a really cute entry into MGE would have pups with

>>13888513

As soon as I read "simple and instinctive" I thought of the thread turning her into a retard because of their reading comprehension problems.

>>13888501
Cute as fuck. Even the shit tier humans in the religious states can't deny their cuteness. Also, getting a blowjob from them as a reward for them behaving. That's pretty cool.

>>13888519
So are Baphomets.

>>13888494
Why would I think about pulling out? If I was going to impregnate a monstergirl, you better believe that I would only stop when I couldn't do it anymore.

>>13888501
Nah, I'd rather get someone equal in body and mind and spoil HER with loving petting.
But yeah, she isn't terrible.

>I may put out the more bestial “cu sith” or something too. Relax and wait!
Just let's get over with it Kenkou.

>>13888544
>Paladin and loyal Kobol squire

>>13888501
Someone post that Samoyed cuddle gif

>>13888557
>Kobold joins the adventures of Pally and Yeti

>>13887997
>You burst onto the roof, shirt sleeves rippedd, knuckes white and ready
>Her oversized hoodie moves in the strong wind that blows past and she's holding out a single chocolate wrapper, looking down at the ground off to the side, and blushing
>"I-I mugged some guy and he had this. I-I... thought of you."
>"Then, the note?"
>"I didn't just wana leave it with the note, y'know. Didn't want you to get bored of me."
How do you react? If your answer is any less than put the chocolate in your mouth, bite it in half and kiss her, pushing the other half into her mouth, you aren't a man.

>>13888501
>KC finally makes a dog girl who acts like the threadcanon werewolf

Nice. Maybe werewolves can be tough again.

>>13888584
one can only hope

>>13888549
Because Leglocking is amazing.
Full body hug during sex.

>>13888476
>Stealth mission is go!
>Slowly you rose from the knot of leaves and branches, earning a couple scratches for your effort, and pressed up against a nearby stack of crate, listening watching a patrol of two P'Orc warriors pass by, grumbling, as soldiers are known to do, about their superiors having them wander in the dark.
>"Seriously," on with twin tails scoffed as she walked, kicking a rock into the darkness "why's she havin' us patrol this late? Nothin' out her but beasts and bats..."
>"Aren't bats also beasts?" her partner, slightly shorter and with a bob cut, asked, one finger resting on her bottom lip as she thought "In fact, aren't we also technically beasts?"
>The twin tailed one halted with a sigh and turned on her compatriot, a scowl on her face.
>"No we aren't! We're monsters!" she adamantly stated, her foot stomping the ground for emphasis "Completely different things from beasts."
>The other girl didn't seem convinced, her brow furrowing in thought.
>"But aren't some monsters beasts? Wouldn't that mean were beasts too?"
>Oh god, the two guards you could've gotten and they're philosophers, it's too late for this shit.
>As they delved deeper and deeper into the intricacies of the classifications of monsters and animals, you stepped from behind the wall and rolled across the dirt road into another waiting bush, the leaves rustling as you entered it.
>So it went as you picked your way across the camp, inch by muddy in as you crawled across the ground, slunk through the bushes, and, after remembering that you could just go above them, clambering up the crumbling walls as you worked your way ever closer towards whatever was calling to Celes.
>And speaking of Celes.
>"Are you sure you're alright Anon?" the whisper came, Celes briefly appearing beside you as you waited on a roof for two P'Orcs, who were snacking, to be on their way. "You're looking a little....rough."

>>13888584
Then let me the first to crush your hopes.

No, it won't happen.

>>13888566
>Ripping your shirt's sleeves off
>Not just rolling them up to stay classy in a fight
What kind of retard destroys his own clothes?

>>13888591
>philosopher P'Orcs
Adorable.

>>13888584
Aren't there plenty of stories where werewolves aren't depicted as dogs anyways?

Reporting in, this time without a caption.
Lazy censorship always bothered me, so I decided to try removing it from this: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2063974
I think you're supposed to do this with a tablet, but I gave it my best effort. Hopefully it doesn't look too shitty.
(nsfw) https://www.dropbox.com/s/0cvxn83jqluq010/snake-blowjob-woo-woo-woo-woo.jpg?dl=0

How easily could a monstergirl break or sneak into your house?

>>13888596
There comes a day rolling just isn't enough. Clearly you thought today was this day.

>>13888594
Eh, the best thing about them is that they can be both. My only objection is that the thread seems to see them as entirely submissive.

>>13888598
Yep, that's why I love our writefags. Most of them aren't held back by threadcanon and can think for themselves.

>>13888605
>How easily could a monstergirl break or sneak into your house?
Depends on how crafty and stealth oriented they'd be. Cheshires or Nekomatas could get in with no issue though.

>>13888598

I don't know of any real werewolf stories outside of that failed Nazi shit from way back. The only canid girl story I remember with any clarity is HUSKY GIRL FART JOKES EXTRAORDINAIRE

>>13888588
Indeed it is. Nothing sexier than a strong pair of legs wrapping around you, and squeezing you tight in a "...and where do you think you're going?" way

>>13888605
>>13888619
>not having a gauntlet of sexual traps in dungeon style to subdue even the most ravenous of monstergirls

>>13888622
That Nazi story wasn't my kind of thing, but I did appreciate the writer trying to make her vicious and strong. That really gets me going.

>>13888615
I like thinking of Werewolf girls as being aggressive even if they're the sub in the relationship.
In my mind they'd be the kind of subs that keep begging for you to dick them harder and faster until the only response they can give is an ahegao. I think the term is "power bottom".
As Doms, they're all over you. They'd use every inch of their body to rule over you as lewdly as possible.
There might also be hickeys, but that's not a given.

>>13888628
What if want it?

>>13888631
Don't forget bite and claw marks.

>>13888631
I like that. Seriously, the betas of the pack would be the ones who roll over for the dick and the alphas would be the powerful and dominant ones.

Like how lanternon did it in his story. I hope he goes deeper into the whole Werewolf gang war thing. I feel bad for the alphas, if I were there I'd totally go for one of them.

>>13888628

>>13888636
You know it. If you're not scuffed up at all after sex with a werewolf, you didn't have sex with a werewolf.

>>13888639
That's actually funnier without monstergirls being involved. Imagine how fucked up those cops would be from seeing this.

Tail.
Pussy.

>>13888647
Imagine how fucked up even a monster girl would be from seeing this. I think it might even take a Lilim off-guard. I mean, sex would still happen, but for the love of all things unholy, man, you're warped.

>>13888643
>She's actually really gentle with you for the first few times
>she gets slightly rougher each time
>because she's preparing you for the complete dick destruction you'll be getting on the full moon

>>13888651
Please elaborate.

>>13888591
>You gave a wordless grunt in reply, letting her know that despite, the mud that covering your chest, the twig sticking from your hair, and the haunted, sleepless look in you eyes, you were perfectly fine.
>Strangely enough, your response didn't seem to inspire confidence in her, the spirit elf's ears falling slightly and a frown forming.
>Come on, you weren't hallucinating yet so you're good.
>"Ok, obviously I was a little bit to eager to get you here," the elf sighed, almost standing before she realized where the two of you were. "Come on, we can come back after you've slept."
>She gave you a little tug but you resisted, tired, stubborn pride keeping you going.
>Besides, all you needed to do was leap down, find the thing, and you'd be good.
>"But what about caragors?" a confused voice rang from under you, delaying your victory for a moment more "Are they beast or monster?"
>Oh god, not again.
>"Totally beasts," the another voice said as the twin tailed P'orc and her bobcut companion walked back into view, still locked in discussion "they live in caves and you can ride them."
>"But can't they talk?" bobcut retorted, a tiny pout forming "beasts can't talk."
>"Parrots can!" twin tails shot back, bring them, once again, to a stop "and you don't see people calling them...well...people."
>"But that's cause you can teach a parrot," bobcut responded, unwilling to let it slide "you don't need to teach caragors! They can learn on their own!"
>You are not listening to P'Orcs discuss parrots when you could be sleeping.
>YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO THIS WHEN YOU COULD BE SLEEPING!
>Celes could only manage "An-" before you dropped from the overlook with a heavy 'thump', left eye twitching as you approached the two girls.
>They'd expected a great many things to happen that night but seeing the feared Ghostwalker stalking towards them, a furious look in his eye and no shirt on was most definitely not one of them.

>>13888633
>implying any sort of sexual trap will stop them in the first place
>implying it doesn't just make them more ravenous and aggressive
>most of the traps were horrible and oddly constructed clusterfucks made from old moist nuggets, spare AR uppers, and fifty gallons of cosmoline

So, what home defense would you employ for mosntergirls?

>>13888651
A best

>>13888647
If I were one of the cops I'd just laugh before tazing his ass.

>>13888654
Most monstergirls would be excited from that. It'd be like you bursting in on a 10/10 girl with massive tits wearing only panties massaging lube all over her breasts. It's the thing of monstergirl sex dreams.

>>13888659
aww shit

>>13888666
>This scenario
>Rule 34'd
>Onaholes launching from hidden holes in the wall at dick level

>>13888658
Tailpussy nigga.

>>13888651
Could a guy outdo a manticore if he tried? Like, just grabbing her tail 8 times a day and cumming into it. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, in bed, in the shower, wherever, just grabbing her tail & fucking it whether she wants it or not. All in preparation of the day he finally claims her perfectly molded pussy.

Dropping another caption off (nsfw, spooky): https://www.dropbox.com/s/vylm3zdlmxjwwsb/tongue-monster-thing.jpg?dl=0

If your mamono lover had a chemical addiction to your spit, would you tease her by not giving her any every now and then?

>>13888630

I'm not sure we're on the same page.

>>13888660
This at my bedside. Empty magazine like a motherfucker and run innawoods.

>>13888656
What's it called when the girl's on top, holding you close to her and shaking her hips like a piston?
Because I'd imagine fullmoon sex with a Werewolf is kinda like that, but with more biting, scratching and licking.

>>13888679
Statistically, there is at least one Manticore who has that as her fantasy.

>>13888679
Depends on whether or or not the Manticore minds.

>>13888681
My abomination can't be this sexy.

>>13888685
ACME approved.

>>13888686
No idea, but it sounds really intense. The cowgirl position where you're sitting up with her looks amazing.

>>13888440
>>13888443
I did not realize how much responsible succumom was my fetish until right now.

>>13888686
>but with more biting, scratching and licking

>>13888707
>The cowgirl position where you're sitting up with her looks amazing.
Not him but that one is one of my favorite

>>13888707
>The cowgirl position where you're sitting up with her looks amazing
I'm not sure what you mean. Lotus?

>>13888686
>start sucking on her tits
>she instinctively begins to lick you like her pup
Damn. I want to write something like this now.

>>13888681
Well, isn't she just adorable.

>>13888727
What's stopping you?

>>13888727
>nursing while doing vaginal with a Werewolf
Yes, you must.

>>13888686
>>13888707
>>13888717
>>13888727
People please, my dick can only get so erect!

>>13888726
Yeah, it's the Lotus position

>>13888707

>>13888744
2sweet4me

>>13888744
So tender.

>>13888744
The best.

>>13888761
>>13888766
>>13888768
This is how the dark elves getcha.

>>13888771
Worth it

>>13888686
The werewolf holds you in an absurdly tight embrace, arms and legs wrapped around you as she rides you relentlessly, pumping your cock with her tight pussy. What were once moans turn into howls of pleasure, and her movements bring you closer and closer to the edge. Your eyes roll back into your head, your tongue curls, your fists clench. You can feel your strength fading as she relentlessly and savagely slams her hips against yours. Her assault continues for what feels like an eternity, until eventually your mind slips into a feverish frenzy, and all you can think about is spilling every last drop of your cum inside her womb. Just like that, every muscle in your body relaxes, and semen spurts forth from your throbbing cock. Claws raking against your back, and teeth sunk into your shoulder, the werewolf climaxes, her walls trembling around your aching dick, milking out the remainder of your ejaculate. "P-puppies..." she stammers between labored breaths "lots and lots of puppies, we're going to have so many..." Her sweaty body rests on top of yours, and you stroke her hair until she falls asleep comfortably on your chest.

>>13888771
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>13888630

Do you remember anything specific about the story because I only remember one with the Wolfu and the Fuhrer shooting stuff.

>>13888774
>>13888776
You want to be tenderly dominated by a busty dark elf as she whispers lewd things in your ear? That's what's going to happen to you.

>>13888786
So do I just sign here for that, or?

>>13888786
No, I want a blonde Dragon to do that.

>>13888786
Sounds great. How much do I owe her?

>>13888775
more

>>13888771
>>13888786
This is exactly my fetish.

>>13888786
Anon I'm afraid I can't see the downside here.

>>13888797
About $3.50.

>>13888786
10/10, would sire daughterus with.

>>13888786
What are you talking about? Elves are supposed to be dominated, not the other way around.

>>13888786
>You want to be tenderly dominated by a busty
Yes. I don't really care about the species that much.

>>13888804
Oh no, I'm on to your fucking games

>>13888804
>>13888811
>It was just at this moment that anon realized that this busty dark elf was actually a 500 foot tall plesiosaur girl from the paleolithic era

>>13888659
>The poor philosiP'orcs couldn't even react as you closed the distance in what felt like a single step, your hands grabbing on breast on each girl and giving them a squeeze.
>Despite how much they'd argued against each other, it seemed that they were both sensative in the same spots, their moans mixing before you mashed your lips against those of bobcut, roughly kissing her as you continued to tease her breast.
>Surprise and pleasure overwhelmed the poor P'Orc and she fell limp with a squeak, letting you turn your ministrations to the trembling twintails.
>She, to her credit, lasted a little while longer than her friend, remaining conscious just long enough for you to bring the other hand into play, easily sending her to the floor covered in a panting, gasping mess.
>As you watched your handy work, a snapping twig caught your ear, a small, horrified gasp accompanying it.
>Behind you was yet another P'Orc, this one even shorter than bobcut (coming up to your lower chest at most) and with her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, her eyes wide and mouth hanging open as she saw you standing over your fallen foes, a crazed look in your eye.
>"I-I-I'm gonna go." was all the little p'orc stuttered before she turned around and ran back the way she'd come, a little wail following her as she went.
>Good, it was running long enough as it was, now to look for the th-
>"Found it!" the ghost elf called as she re-appeared behind you, crouching over something in the ground, an eager smile on her face "Come on! Pick it up! Pick it up!"
>Someone was eager, then again, you'd be eager too if it meant that you could remember your past life.
>Especially if it involved a cute girls.
>With another grunt you stalked over to where Celes was kneeling, a small hilt of silver sticking from the ground.
>"What do you think it is?" she asked, almost squealing with excitement "Maybe its a dagger or sword! Maybe I really was a warrior and not just a baker!"
>Don't care! NEED SLEEP!

>>13888809
Any Elf is capable of being dommy, although that won't stop you from clinging to your precious rape porn.

>>13888809
Dark elves aren't ordinary elves.

>>13888807
Agreed.

>>13888818
I desire haughty elves of the meaty variety.

>>13888809
I liked that old greentext where Aon got taken POW in Elfistan.

>>13888814
>you'll never have a homeless plesiosaur girl ask you in a scottish accent for bus fare
>you'll never drive her home and let her crash at your place

>>13888809
KC disagrees with you

>>13888817
Bobcuts work pretty well on P'Orcs.

>>13888775
>Extremely rough sex that leads into cuddling
Yes.
YES.

>>13888775
110% erected monolith

>>13888817
>if it involved a cute girls.
Need dat sleep, son.

>>13888799
I can't really write in anything more than short bursts. Anything longer, and the ADD kicks in.

>>13888817
It's gonna be a spatula or a spoon, guarantee it.

What combination of rage shroom, manticore venom, and sticky mushroom would you need for the highest chance of getting your waifu pregnant?

>>13888886
Raging Mushroom marinated in manticore venom and pure demonic energy from a dark matter, lightly dusted with mothman dust.

>>13888886
All of them.

>>13888886
Just take double the recommended dosage of everything and see what happens.
>>13888888
Or do what this guy said since he got repeating numerals.

>>13888892
What if we added oomukade poison?

>>13888888
Clearly this is the right answer.

>>13888854
Bummer.

>>13888807
This elf is my 11/10 on bodies

is this one of those damn twitter things the kids are talking about these days?

>>13888817
>The world seemed to freeze as your fingers wrapped around the silver hilt, ripping it from the ground in a single, powerful pull.
>Lightning flashed and the world went white, the wasteland and ruins vanishing as white marble and elegant shades took its place.
>It was the bakery, the one you'd seen before, and the air was alive with the smell of baking cakes and bread .
>The sun shone through the windows and a happy Celes clad in a pink apron danced through the kitchen, her hands hidden inside of white oven mitts as she carried a fresh tray of cookies, chocolate chip if anyone wondered.
>The elf's white hair had returned back to the gold it had been in life, although it was now bound tightly in a bun. The old Celes's smile was brilliant and she was singing a song in ancient elvish, beautiful sounding despite you not knowing a single bit of it.
>Well, other than how to find the library.
>Still, it was an interesting sight to see, the waif you knew so happy, setting the tray down as another elf waited for her.
>The pointy eared newcomer was a hair taller than Celes and her long hair was the same shade of gold, most likely making her your companion's mother.
>It was a safe guess as everything from the shape of her jaw to the size of her eyes were the same as the younger elf, only the confident way she carried herself marking her out as the older of the two...other than a certain area being a bit larger on the elder elf.
>The two talked for a moment, happy smiles all around, before the door swung open, a slim hooded figure entered the bakery.
>The candles in the shop flickered and Celes exchanged a confused look with her mother, the other elf shrugging as the new arrival pulled out a case of old oak.
>Briefly the cloaked figure kneeled before opening the box, revealing an elegant, silver c-

>>13888440
>>13888443

>Years later
>Both Anon and Succumom are working responsible jobs
>Anon works first shift and comes home to take over in the afternoon
>Succumom works second shift and comes home to take over in the late evening and to put the kids to bed
>Succumom in charge of bedtime stories, tucking in, etc.
>She keeps it clean and pure. Classic fairy tales, things completely devoid of lewdness, etc.

>That one fateful night
>Succumom is in the middle of telling her daughteru a touching story of classic romance before bed
>"Mommy? How did you and daddy meet each other?"
>SUCCUMOM SWEATING INTENSIFIES
>"Well...we were both a-at Church, right?"

>>13888775
this post is dangerous

>>13888929
She's so soft, Hathor would be jealous.
>>13888935
>silver c-
Silver what?

>>13888944
And the best part? She has a sister.

>>13888933
Maybe, all I know is that these things just twitter all day long in my yard. It's rather nice. Except I'm afraid of going outside.

>>13888948
Nope, those Elves are different from the other squishy Goddess you posted.

What's the appeal to oppai loli Manticore and who do I have to shoot to write it?

>>13888965
appeal: tits on a girl
who shoot: yourself, i guess?

>>13888965
>What's the appeal to oppai loli Manticore
Oppai loli Manticores have sadistic/teasy attitudes with the addition of big titties, which one could also regard as a third vagina, provided she's milked you enough with her tailpussy to allow you to use her breastpussy.
Then after that you gain access to oppai loli Manticore pussypussy.
>who do I have to shoot to write it?
AverageAnon and Bipolarized are the only two writefags who've done anything oppai loli related, but that depends on their interest/feelings/motivation towards it.

>>13888935
>"A CAKE KNIFE?" the scream came, shattering the memory and leaving you with the final image of Celes calling the knife "Such a beautiful gift," while two eyes of crimson burned within the cloak. "We came all this way to see me get a CAKE KNIFE?!"
>It wasn't even that, unfortunately, the silver hilt in your hand connected to the mesh of metal that made up a whisk.
>The correction didn't help the matter, Celes visibly deflating as she sank to the ground with a tired sounding groan.
>You weren't to terribly excited either, letting Celes know that you'd much rather be in bed, but at least she'd gotten some of her memories back.
>"Memories of cake baking and cookies," she grumbled, the wraith curling up in a ball on the ground with her eyes shut tight, "not much help out here."
>Oh come on, that wasn't all she remembered was it? Surely there was something else that had come with it, memories of some things involving that big breasted e-
>"That's my mom," the growl came, Celes giving a disgusted little shiver "please don't talk about her tits."
>......That big boo-
>"Or her rear."
>Damn.
>"But you're right on one account," she sighed, a smile crossing Celes's lips "I'm certainly glad to have those memories back, although I'm a little worried about the hooded figure."
>Yeah, that person had you worried as well, you'd never met an elf with the burning eyes that the figure had had. It was a little frightening to be honest, you couldn't help but wonder who it was.
>"Yeah," the ghost elf sighed as her eyes slowly opened, "it's a little wor-....Anon, we have company."
>Oh it must've been that P'Orc from earlier, probably back with reinforceme-.....
>....
>That's a lot of ghuls.
>That...is a LOT...of ghuls...
>Surrounding you and your pointy eared companion was a veritable sea of tiny, glowy eyed girls, every member of the flat chested horde hungrily watching you.
>This may be a problem.

>"Hey kid, you wanna buy a potion?..."

>>13888980
Yeah, Bipolarized did well with that one story. The one with the holst.

>>13888994
If I can flick your nose.

>>13888994
>pearwithlegs.png
No thank you

>>13888994
No way ya wretch.

>>13887938
>be in high school
>word travels around that you're the biggest badass in the school
>just because you've been friends with the delinquent girls all your life
>well they're delinquents in school at least
>fighting other delinquents from other schools
>'protecting' me
>none of them has ever tried to rape me
>they're like my sisters
>plus I know their secret
>every weekend though they help out at the local animal shelter with me
>for some reason they all like to be so friendly with me
>it scares me sometimes
>one minute Jill, the Ogre, will be shaking down some poor lamia for her lunch money
>then she'll use that money to get me an extra dessert at lunch
>then one time Sarah, the cyclops, beats down this Ryu from the school downtown just because she said my ass looked nice
>then she helped me study for my math test the next day
>they've invited over to a party this weekend at Victoria's house
>her parents are away and it's just going to be me and the girls
>just me and a few teenage monstergirls
>what could possibly go wrong?

>>13888993
ghul girls sound spooky

>>13888994
The usual, horde is being extra amorous today.

>Captcha makes me pick baby carriages
That sounds about right.

>>13888994
Is it a fun potion?

Have you tenderly loved your waifu today?

>>13889020
Does writing lewd about her count?

>>13889011
>house ruining teenage party with MGs

I see no way this could go horribly wrong.

>>13888994
I would, but I don't want to wake up naked in an alleyway with will wallet and virginity missing.

>>13888978

Why would I shoot myself?

>>13888933
The anime design is so shit

>>13888993
>You and the horde sized each other up for the briefest of seconds before the fight officially began, your hoarse warcry swallowed up by the higher pitched ones of the many ghul girls.
>I was not a battle you were going to win, that much even you, with all your bravado, could piece together.
>For every one you sent to the ground with a tweaked nipple, the attack electrifying them with ecstasy, two more wrapped themselves around you legs, nuzzling against you while another member clutched at your chest.
>Every time you stole the breath from one with a kiss, another was pulling your arm down with a wide smile as one more clambered up your back.
>Were you in a more rested state then you'd have a fighting chance but right now? It was only a matter of time until they buried you under their numbers.
>Which, to be honest, wasn't the worst fate you'd ever faced but you didn't want to spend the next week trying to break free from the loli cuddle pile these girls would make.
>Fate had other plans for you though, for as your shaking arms and trembling legs were finally pinned by the girls, a deep, throaty growl rang out, one which seemed to grip your heart itself with terror.
>Caragor....
>The growl was soon followed by another and yet one more after that, the victorious feeling those little ghuls had replaced by an fearful uncertainty as 'Caragor' quickly became 'Caragors'.
>From the shadows they struck, muscled forms plowing into the gray skinned horde and scattering the little ones, sending them to the ground with little shouts.
>Three of the muscled feline women had decided to make you their prey today, surprise and power making up for their few numbers.
>The ambush distracted the girls atop you just long enough for you to free yourself with two slapped bottoms, and a nibbled nipple, the girls letting out little "Kyaas" as they fell.
>Ok, plus side was that you didn't have to worry about being buried beneath ghuls.

>>13888501
About damn time we got a proper dog girl. Cute as fuck. Prefect for spoiling and breeding.

>>13889053

anime is shit

you're shit

I'm shit

everything is shit

join me and we'll all be shit together

>>13889067
This man is trying to amass an army isn't he.

What would your waifu do if you were mind-controlled by unknown entities and lost your awareness of her existence like a braindead zombie?

>>13889090
probably start watching fox news

>>13889090
As long as your penis is aware of her, I don't think there would necessarily be that much of a change

>>13889101
It's not. In addition, the entities force you to leave your home and go somewhere away from the city you live in.

>>13889090
Reawaken me through the power of love. If that fails jealousy would work. all she'd have to do is whisper about leaving me and I'd snap to like a fucking bowstring with murderous intent.

>>13889067
>Down side, you're going to be dragged to a caragor den which is going to be a LOT more difficult to escape from. Nothing less than a full creme-pie or three would satisfy these girls and you did not have the energy to deal with this today.
>So it was that, while surrounded by panicking ghouls and with three determined caragors barreling after you, you decided to break out a secret technique you'd saved for just such an occasion.
>Running away.
>You spun on you heel and sprinted as fast as your tired limbs could managed, weaving through the panicking horde as they tried to figure out where their new attackers were coming from, the caragor trio homing in on you.
>"DUCK!" the cry came, Celes coalescing before you, bow in hand and arrow knocked.
>You gasped at her not to kill and dove to the ground, sliding through the spirits legs, literally in this case, so she could have a clear line of fire.
>"Of course I won't," she smirked as her finger let go of the string, letting the arrow fly "who do you take me for?"
>Straight and true the arrow flew, striking the caragor full in the face and...vanishing?
>Although it didn't seem to do any real damage, the arrow had done something to the caragor as her cheeks turned bright pink and eyes burned hot with passion.
>The cat could barely catch herself, as she landed, one great, auburn paw going southward and...well....the squelching noises made it pretty obvious what she was doing.
>Thank you! Celes!
>You rose from the slide and took off running, Celes firing more of her arrows into the crowd, a wide, almost frightening, grin on her face as she did so.
>Hell, you swore that she was laughing as she unleashed the onslaught, sending more than a few ghuls down with lewd moans.
>Ok, elf can shoot lust arrows, you know that now. Now you just need to keep running and why is the ground getting closer?

>>13889143
Celes is loosing it. Or maybe she's slowly finding her old self again.

>>13889155
>Or maybe she's slowly finding her old self again
>He thinks shooting arrows=baking cakes
Elves need to get back to the kitchen

>>13889155
>loosing it
>not tightening it

Step up your spellcheck, sempai

>>13889072

>>13889090
Track down the villains ans stop them.

>>13889143
>Ok, legs are done but that's Ok, you can just crawl away.
>Yeah...crawling away from the caragors.
>Except now your arms seemed to have joined in on the revolt, telling your brain to suck it and just hang limply at yours sides.
>This may be a problem.
>"Is that all you have prey?" a low, furious growl came from behind you, one of the caragor trio, a tall specimen with lots of lean muscle like that of a sprinter, having gotten passed Celes who, from the sounds of it, was lost shooting arrows into the ghuls.
>Maybe you should teach her target priority, that may be important in the future.
>"Prey? Did you hit your head on a rock?" the caragor asked again, lightly poking you with her foot "Hello?"
>Maybe you can play dead and they'll leave. Yeah, that'll work, just pretend to be dead and they'll leave you alone....in the middle of a P'Orc camp.
>"He's faking it sister," a lower, rougher voice said as the second caragor, a squatter, more heavily muscled specimen, shot down your plot, looking down at you with a single, golden eye, a blind, white orb occupying the other spot. "Kara warned he'd try something like this, though she'd also say he'd be a bit more trouble to find."
>Ouch, your pride.
>"Whatever, grab him and take him to the cave, I'll get Sara after that spirit vanishes," the first caragor commanded, looking back at the hysterical elf spirit "She'll likely come after you so you'll need to move fast."
>The second cat woman gave a grunt of acknowledgement and hefted you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, growling "Hang on" before taking off in a sprint, leaving the melee long, long behind you.
>-------
>As far as most caragor rides went, this one was particularly rough, the woman caring not for how comfortable you felt as she bounded up cliff faces and leapt over crags.
>What's worse was that you couldn't even move your arms and legs, limbs feeling like they'd been weighed down by lead, making escape an impossibility.

>>13889221
Gotta take a taco break.
I'll be back in a little bit to finish up.

Sorry if its running long.

So kobolds are new best MGs?

>>13889020
>>13889025
It's the closest we can get brother. ;_;

>>13889236
I want a Wurm and a litter of Kobolds!

>>13889236
You really think so? Kobolds are pretty underwhelming to me. Maybe it's the shitty design.

>>13889221
>>13889224
Again, take your time.

>>13889236
But anon, they aren't Holstaurs.

>>13889236
They're fairly good. Nothing really stands out about them and nothing to stir up a shitstorm about so they'll soon be forgotten by most.

>>13889236
They're k. Nothing game-changing for me.

>>13889236
They're pretty great. Possibly top 5 for me.
I can't say no to that face.

>>13889221
Oh boy, is it time for caragor daughterus?

>>13889236
Notice how Shoggoth discussion is down for now.

Kobolds are just another flavor of the month.

>you will never see commercials with sad looking kobolds set to some sentimental Sarah Maclachlan song.

>>13889265
please no

Well, I have written something probably more chuuni than Alp's stuff but on purpose, and with far too many references. It's 10k words long and is either hilarious, or the worst thing I've ever written.
http://pastebin.com/yDKCmL2F
Featuring:
-Lots of mausbutt
-Anubutt
-Some crazy guy
-A mech fight
-Lewds
Comments and criticism especially appreciated, forgot to put it to private for the first few hours so I can't count on views.

>>13889236
Too sub for me but I guess they're perfect for some people

>>13889265
Man I saw that commercial so many times I got desensitized to it, and actually pissed off at seeing it. It had the opposite effect, now instead of feeling sorry for them I get pissed and feel less inclined to help.

>>13889273
I'll read it later when im not tired, but i generally enjoy what you write

>>13889265

I'd talk about Shoggoths more but Lord only knows you faggots hate fun in any shape or form and base whether or not an MG is ruined by if Bob or somebody is associated with it.

>>13889292
>you faggots hate fun in any shape or form.

You have us confused with /a/. We just hate shit in any form.

>>13889292
>They don't like MY favourite monster girl!
>They hate fun!