Greetings from /u/. Could you help us with a small translation? like, quick, before the report gets dealt with? >>>/u/391461

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Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:26:21 2008 No.1387193 [Reply] [Original]

Greetings from /u/.

Could you help us with a small translation? like, quick, before the report gets dealt with?

>>>/u/391461

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:27:43 2008 No.1387198 Cross-posting is fine; /m/ does it all the time to /d/ so they can have access to mecha porn. I second this request. Interesting subject matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:27:43 2008 No.1387197 >>1387193 Um... Most of us don't really speak Japanese. We just play Touhou and read visual novels.

>>	Translanon Mon Sep 29 23:28:18 2008 No.1387200 Can't. At work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:29:52 2008 No.1387202 >>>/u/ >>/m/ >/d/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:30:41 2008 No.1387207 File: 306 KB, 707x1000, 1222731041160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387193 Hello. Here, have some touhou yuri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:31:08 2008 No.1387210 >>1387197 Well, yeah, but a few do and this board is at least busy. Also /jp/ was the first suggestion made and I'm quite suggestable, I guess....

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:32:08 2008 No.1387221 >>1387193 Dear god, what's with all those emoticons? Is that normal in /u/?

>>	OP Mon Sep 29 23:32:14 2008 No.1387216 >>1387207 tbh, this board and /a/ tend to have better yuri threads than our failure of a board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:33:08 2008 No.1387222 We don't care about generic porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:33:33 2008 No.1387223 >>1387210 Try /tg/ while you're at it. Those guys are so reliable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:33:33 2008 No.1387224 I posted the answer in the /u/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:34:44 2008 No.1387229 File: 148 KB, 900x732, 1222731284356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387216 Stick around, I'm sure there'll be mo-GIRLS KISSING GIRLS THREAD GO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:37:11 2008 No.1387237 I think I recognize the vaginas above プログラマのコード and プロジェクトの書類.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:37:16 2008 No.1387240 File: 7 KB, 161x133, 1222731436311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387216 Is it true that every second person in /u/ is a female?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:37:18 2008 No.1387238 >>1387193 I see what they did there

>>	OP Mon Sep 29 23:37:46 2008 No.1387242 >>1387221 Yes, but 95% of it is trolls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:38:19 2008 No.1387245 >>1387242 Oh, hey, just like /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:39:23 2008 No.1387251 >>1387245 You're absolutely right! xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:39:25 2008 No.1387249 >>1387237 Anon, you just wanted to show off your kanji finding skills, didn't you?

>>	OP Mon Sep 29 23:40:35 2008 No.1387252 >>1387240 Statistically yes. So, no. But there's quite a lot as proved by the histrionics and loldrama. >>1387223 i lol'd, but they do get shit done and everyone likes loli. brb, into the neckbeard realms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:41:08 2008 No.1387254 I stopped going to /u/ when it stopped being about the porn and instead became the dyke blog for gay issues.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:41:19 2008 No.1387255 A question: is sex between futas allowed in /u/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:42:45 2008 No.1387256 >>1387237 That's all? That's weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:43:49 2008 No.1387261 >>1387249 If I wanted to do that I'd have reproduced the text for 顧客が説明した案件 and 営業の表現、約束.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:46:53 2008 No.1387267 >>1387252 Link us to the thread, alright?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:49:13 2008 No.1387271 >>1387254 Not into yuri much myself, very rarely managed to successfully fap to it. Only really good for me when it has some element of rape/domination/corruption in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:49:40 2008 No.1387273 >>1387255 No. no dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:50:54 2008 No.1387276 >>1387267 lol nerdrage. >>>/tg/2697872

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:52:05 2008 No.1387279 >>1387223 Successful Troll is Successful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:54:34 2008 No.1387287 >>>/u/390863 I came.

Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:54:37 2008 No.1387288

>>1387276
Oh /tg/, I do love you so much.

What were you expecting, though? Of course they're gonna respond like that if you act like they owe you something. They're pretty sensitive folks; if they even think you might be using them you'll never hear the end of it.

>>	OP Mon Sep 29 23:55:38 2008 No.1387290 >>1387279 Yeah, I dismissed the suggestion at first, but, well.... I'm now accidentally trolling /tg/ at the behest of a /jp/ troll using a trollpost from /u/, which /jp/ is also trolling. I love this place sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:57:04 2008 No.1387295 File: 186 KB, 694x648, 1222732624940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387276

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:57:11 2008 No.1387294 >>1387290 If what I posted in /u/ counts as trolling, then by fuck you women are emotional.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:57:20 2008 No.1387297 >>1387290 Some kind of advanced meta-trolling, the likes of which have never before been seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:57:26 2008 No.1387299 >>1387290 Keikaku doori?

>>	OP Mon Sep 29 23:57:41 2008 No.1387300 File: 45 KB, 200x228, 1222732661747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387288 Most people take delicious loli as currency in these parts. Just as planned?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:00:23 2008 No.1387304 File: 125 KB, 600x849, 1222732823680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387300 How do you know our secrets?! Are you a follower too of our religion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:01:19 2008 No.1387309 I swear to Sussman, if Yukari keeps fucking with board boundaries one more time...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:01:27 2008 No.1387311 File: 119 KB, 481x550, 1222732887323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387304 >religion Fuck, you just had to go and say it. Religion time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:02:26 2008 No.1387316 File: 53 KB, 427x560, 1222732946694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a Shinto person myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:03:12 2008 No.1387322 File: 117 KB, 600x480, 1222732992668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Tue Sep 30 00:04:38 2008 No.1387327 >>1387297 And to cap it off, I invite you to look at the OP image and consider what board it may be from. Goodnight, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:05:11 2008 No.1387335 File: 910 KB, 2180x3100, 1222733111732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a bit early for this, but I can't complain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:05:51 2008 No.1387337 >>1387327 Goodnight. I wish other boards would visit us too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:05:51 2008 No.1387338 >>1387327 FFFFFFFFFF That was no accident.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:06:00 2008 No.1387340 File: 79 KB, 600x762, 1222733160168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:06:51 2008 No.1387343 >>1387338 This is getting way too KEIKAKU DOORI for me.. I need some sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:07:49 2008 No.1387347 File: 97 KB, 359x600, 1222733269897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387335 A 404 never hurt anyone. Just fap while you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:08:52 2008 No.1387352 >>1387327 Hmm, which board WOULD that be from? /v/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:10:56 2008 No.1387358 File: 76 KB, 640x510, 1222733456694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:38:09 2008 No.1387426 >>1387338 Wins an internet for figuring it out first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:48:40 2008 No.1387462 >>1387352 ....it's from /tg/. FUCK. Mind = blown

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:54:36 2008 No.1387480 >>1387462 Damn, I didn't notice the bolter at first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:57:41 2008 No.1387495 >>1387480 circular trolling OH SHI-

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:57:50 2008 No.1387497 >>1387462 wait. wtf just happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 00:59:51 2008 No.1387504 >>1387276 They reacted badly at first (as one would expect) but now they are quite comfortable with the thread. I love /tg/ so fucking much...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 01:06:34 2008 No.1387543 >>1387504 Look at this thread's OP image, smartass....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 01:14:20 2008 No.1387586 File: 419 KB, 599x471, 1222737260303.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am looking at all three threads. I am speechless. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 01:29:24 2008 No.1387625 File: 45 KB, 357x542, 1222738164609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1387586 >>1387462 Wait. Wait. Wait. The same Anon made all three threads? I feel proud to have witnessed this. OP, this is awesome and you should feel awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 02:00:44 2008 No.1387734 This is why we should branch out to the other boards more often. Not the cancer filled ones of course. Anyone up for a portal to /ck/?

>>	4tran Tue Sep 30 03:11:21 2008 No.1387951 >>1387734 ask them how to make sushi? and when that fails, ask /x/ to use one's arm to make sushi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:13:06 2008 No.1387959 >>1387951 >/x/ He said "not the cancer filled ones."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:15:26 2008 No.1387968 Someone explain what's going on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:18:48 2008 No.1387981 >>1387734 but all boards are filled with cancer so yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:21:12 2008 No.1387996 >>1387968 It's best for you not to know.

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:41:24 2008 No.1388067

>>1387968
...Which is why I'll tell you!

See, OP came here under the guise of looking for translations for the OP in the /u/ thread linked to in his post. After a couple posts of what you'd usually expect from this sort of thread, another Anon(or even OP himself?) suggested to put up a thread requesting for translation on /tg/. Naturally /tg/ rages. From this point on it'll be best to just read this thread.

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 03:47:43 2008 No.1388098

>>1387968
Copy/paste from /u/, which seems accurate to me:

As I figure it, this thread was posted, then the /jp/ thread was posted. They translated it, but suggested trolling /tg/ with it. It was posted in /tg/, nerdrage ensued.

>I'm now accidentally trolling /tg/ at the behest of a /jp/ troll using a trollpost from /u/, which /jp/ is also trolling

Except that he was from /tg/ in the first place, and therefore all three threads are an epic triangular example of JUST AS PLANNED.

Which if nothing else just goes to show how utterly pathetic /u/'s trolls are in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:09:39 2008 No.1388187 Is this archive material? It's awesome, but I'm not sure it makes enough sense without the other two threads...

>>	4tran Tue Sep 30 04:16:15 2008 No.1388219 File: 125 KB, 1253x815, 1222748175751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1388187 best that I could muster

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:18:29 2008 No.1388229 >>1388187 Most threads get archived automatically, so it's not like there's a say in the matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:31:10 2008 No.1388289 >>1388229 Um? 4chanarchive.org

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Tue Sep 30 04:33:01 2008 No.1388298 >>1388289 >>1388187 Sorry, you'll have to do harder than that to surpass OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:38:16 2008 No.1388318 >>1388289 Wrong archive, I'm afraid. You will have to find the real one, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 04:46:02 2008 No.1388346 What was the OP image of the /u/ post?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 05:25:02 2008 No.1388512 >>1388346 It was the text from this image >>>/u/391534, but instead of the cartoon panels, each panel was a close up of loli vag00, leading /u/ to assume the kanji was the name of each loli.

>>	OP Tue Sep 30 07:00:38 2008 No.1388909 File: 36 KB, 183x158, 1214708979841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:11:23 2008 No.1389937 >>1387297 Somehow I fail to see the awesomness. So the guy came here, requesting translation for /u/, but included a pic from /tg/. He got told to go back to /tg/ and he did. What's so cool about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:18:03 2008 No.1389947 >>1389937 0/10 troll harder. or just kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:19:07 2008 No.1389951 >>1389947 Reported for being mean and suggesting suicide.

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