/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So which writefag is it that's planning to write about yanderes? If you don't tell, you're an even worse attentionwhore than Alp and Nega after a fusion dance.

>>13862458
>not using best maid for OP
And so, OP was a faggot once more.

>>13862452
Aww man

Yeah, she's a pretty good maid.

>>13862458
At the Mountains of Mamono?

Have you kicked sand at elves today?

>>13862467
I'll get back to you when somebody draws an Alp Maid.

>>13862474
Society has no hope.

>>13862458
Remove abominations.

>>13862458
Shoggoth-chan is kawaii! KAWAII!!!

>>13862434
>I'd still call you an animalfucker.
And you'd be wrong, because you're assuming things. I'm simply trying to make heads or tails of your reasoning after reading that post chain from earlier.

So by your definition a taur-shinx is A-OK as long as it has a human pussy around the pelvic area of the human upper body?

>Isn't cloaca just asshole?
Common body cavity and opening for the intestinal, urinary and reproductive, and tracts.

Reminder that best maid will punish all the betrayers.

>>13862487
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>13862467
But he did. Iä! Iä! meido fhtagn!

>>13862458
I want to be a lazy master and get papered by her!

>>13862465

I don't know but I know it's not Castrato

>>13862489
Pic unrelated, I assume.

There's got to be some people here who have read Terry Pratchett, right? People who know that being a town watchman ain't easy. Now imagine a story about some town watchmen in a Monster Girl setting.

"H-Hey baby, did you know cunnilingus is revered in Taoism? Why don't we reach heaven together?"

"Wait, where are you going? Ah jeez,I'll never get laid"

>>13862458
>KC confirmed for reading Lovecraft

He's alright in my books.

>>13862487
>So by your definition a taur-shinx is A-OK as long as it has a human pussy around the pelvic area of the human upper body?
Eh. It's A-OKer, as the cat half is no longer the sexual focus. At that point it's fine I guess, as it's at the same level as arachnes, which I love, but still, you already had the bipedal version, asking for the actual cat version is odd. If you'd read it you'd have seen where I said I recognise it's a spetrum. I'd put human pussy on the human up the 'ok' end of the spectrum.

>>13862493
But that's wrong anon.

>>13862489
Slav go and stay go

Kiki will never be best maid until she is drawn drinking vodka while squatting in a track suit after having kicked a Jinko into a ditch.

>>13862489
>>13862501
You two stop. All maids should be united for their master.

>>13862502
Agreed. Someone should write one.

>>13862495
Castrato?

>>13862501
You know what they say about assumptions, don't you?

>>13862465
Peny. Don't trap me like this, mang.

>>13862489
I want to lock a kiki and a shoggoth in a room together until they settle their differences, and tell them I'll be doing all the chores until they can play nice.

>>13862507
/pol/ pls, at least kikis are white.

>>13862510
If only we had someone with a grasp of wit and the ability to make fun of fantasy tropes while still being able to write an interesting story with sexy happenings.
>>13862517
Your senpai would be ashamed of you if he knew you were playing hard to get like this. Luckily he doesn't.

>>13862504
Eh, not necessarily. Lovecraft's influence has seeped into various nerd hobbies enough that he may have encountered it somewhere without reading anything by him.
That said, I like that he made them maids on account of the originals being created and used by the Elder Things as servants and laborers.

>>13862511

Gee, I wonder who the one faggot in these threads is who uses a word as their handle that can double for male genitalia.

>>13862429
No need to be cruel, having someone WANT to be your slave, now that is the expander. Having them entrust themselves to you completely, to have their body ache without you, to lose control of themselves when you're near, to long to be held by you and make them yours. Now that's slavery I can get behind.

>>13862518
>Awesome maid vs abomination that splooshes with every touch

This will be a short battle.

>>13862518
And then some asshole comes along and tries to permanently fuse them both together.

It's still not enough of an abomination at this point dammit.

>>13862525
I actually can't think of anyone.

>>13862458
Abominations are literally perfect.

>>13862458
Kiki > Shoggoth

>>13862535
She will be the ultra maid,
the alpha and omega of maiding.

>>13862538
You are literally wrong.

>>13862458
>>13862484
>>13862523

Literal perfection.

>>13862539
I want to find out which is the superior meido, the Kikimora or the Shoggoth, by putting this in front of them and seeing how they'd react.

The meido that does the correct thing will be the superior meido.

>>13862518
Fuck it, I would lock myself in with them too.

>>13862546
I wish to lick her.

This maid war bullshit is really annoying holy shit.

>>13862546
See >>13862539

>>13862539
>Kiki and Shoggoth fighting again.
>Master comes home with pic related.
>She starts doing they're jobs and calling master husband.

>>13862518
>Kiki and Shoggoth watched horrified from behind an impact resistant panorama window as the master tries to clean, knocking down things while dusting, spilling the wash bucket, leaving out corners.

>>13862559
>superior zip waifu
If only she wasn't a slime thing.

Final time this will be posted
>Sylph in lead
strawpoll.me/5071526/

>>13862559
Slimes are the masterminds behind countless conflicts.

>Amorphous
You do realize that a Shoggoth can turn into a kiki right? Sure her skin would be soft and slimy, feathers damp and her talon-scales would be solid enough to deflect bullets, and she'd have pink-tinted heart pupil eyes all over her, but she can still do it. Face it. Best meido has arrived.

>>13862570
We all have a Shoggoth on the roof here.

>>13862559
Nureonagos are woefully underrated.

>>13862570
I still want both.

>>13862570
>has to turn into best maid to be best maid
kek

>>13862521
>If only we had someone with a grasp of wit and the ability to make fun of fantasy tropes while still being able to write an interesting story with sexy happenings.

Well we fucking don't so lets just hope the next best thing happens and one of our writefags gives it a go.

>>13862573
Yandere Shoggoth when?

>>13862559
But she is making a mess in the floor.

Kiki maids are awesome
To kikis we must fap
Shoggoths must all perish
Craftheads cannot stay
Crucify the starfags
Slay them where they stand
Holy war for kikis
With the werfer in my hand

I'm a poor guy and the only maid I could afford was an Alp one. But she's lazy and just eats my food and lounges around in her stained underwear.

Fuck you guys, you all lied to me, maids fucking suck. Your kikis and shoggs are shit.

>>13862580
Okay, but you're going to hate it if I try it, so it should be someone else. Someone with a good track record, someone we all trust.

>>13862570
>>13862577
So Shoggoth is a slime doppelganger? The fuck is KC thinking?

>>13862580
https://www.literotica.com/s/monster-girl-adventure

>>13862589
>Alp Meido
Spank her and take away her Xbox.

>>13862573
A big monster like that, on such a pointed roof? How does it stay up there if it's so difficult?

>>13862589
>alp
There's your problem mate. There is no substitute for quality.

>>13862528
I like having some resistance before enslaving something. Remembering each time she tried to kick the chains away, each time she bit my hands makes it all the better when the only sounds out of her mouth are stifled moans.

>>13862596
TENTACLES!

MAID WAR NOW!
IMPREGNATE THE TANUKIS!

>>13862591
>KC
>thinking

>>13862577
She was already best, she just wanted a complete victory. Maybe the kiki though, 'well, at least I'm the best maid a kikimora can be! surely master would still love me!' And the Shoggoth just wanted to assert dominance in the most potent fashion and beat the kiki at the one thing she had left. Before whispering into master's ear that he should keep the poor girl, and singlehandedly guide the three of them to a loving if competitive relationship.

>>13862591
>Doppelganger
Sure if you're dense enough to be fooled by the sticky purple slime and hundreds of glowing eyes.

>>13862589
Start disciplining her. >>13862595 is a good start.

>>13862542
>Not wanting to kiss her mouth filled with rows Of razor sharp teeth
>Not wanting to stick it in her squirming tentacle pussy
>Not wanting to empty your seed into jer gaping maw
>Not rubbing her belly aš her spawn nove around

"H-hey, uh... we've been traveling together for a while now, a-and I know it's gonna sound weird and all... but... c-can I hold you? Just for a few minutes? I know my claws look scary but I won't hurt you, I promise!"

"...Please?"

How do you respond, /mgt/?

>>13862565
Double voted because fuck Sylphs, figuratively!

>>13862604
I wonder who's behind this post, and most likely behind the maid war...

>>13862458
Remove shoggoth.

>>13862609
Hold her.

>>13862537

It's tsunclops or tsunshoggoth

>>13862606
>She was already best
Opinion discarded.

>>13862609
Sure, why not?

>>13862458
Death to abominations.

>inb4 that which is dead

>>13862609
>"H-hey, uh... we've been traveling together for a while now, a-and I know it's gonna sound weird and all... but... c-can I hold you? Just for a few minutes? I know my claws look scary but I won't hurt you, I promise!"

>I haven't held her yet
Immersion broken.

>>13862609
I'm going to get gutted, aren't I?

Well if she's going to rip me to shreds and probably eat me I hope she let's me kill myself first.

>>13862603
Damn it, I never should have moved to Arkham.

>>13862608
Absolutely disgusting.

>>13862609
Only if she carries me

>>13862621
>that which is dead
Dude, don't mix ASOIAF with Lovecraft.

>>13862609
Glomp her.

>>13862612
Shush, accept your schekles and a tubby tanuki and be on your way.

>>13862608
Lovely. Come the fuck on stars, align already.

>>13862633
No, the goyim shall rise.

>>13862628
Abomations are nice girls that want love

>>13862630
>ASOIAF

Gesundheit

>>13862639
I want them to burn. Why don't they care about what I want? It's always about them, isn't it?

Typical, selfish abominations.

>>13862642
Learn from your mistakes, anon.

>>13862608
Damnit this sounds good. To that anon writefag: I'm still waiting for those hounds!

>>13862637
Oh?
How about the goyim get a free medio to keep them company?

>>13862608
>Not wanting to be driven insane watching her pussy tentacles gently set your spawn down after they're born
>Not wanting to play peekaboo with your spawn
>Not wanting to read bedtime stories to your spawn and have her fall asleep between you and her mother

>>13862608
FUCK NO

>>13862648
No.

Which one?

>>13862645
>this coming from a star spawn fucker

Smug sane man.jpg

>>13862608
>>13862649
Oh man. Abominations are so nice.

>>13862655
I had no part in any of that, but if you're going to try to quote Lovecraft, don't quote George R.R. Martin. Please.

>>13862562
I like where this is going.

I was playing Fallout 3 and got a bug in my brain for Fallout monstergirls. Warning, shitty greentext ahead.

>You know that bit people say? About War never changing?
>The same could be said of the Wasteland.
>No matter where you go, no matter how far you wander it's the same old shit.
>Monstergirls, Raiders, people trying to scrape out a living after the end, and assholes trying to take advantage of them.
>Even after hundreds of years spent wandering it hasn't changed one bit.
>Some days you wish that when the door to the Vault you took shelter in failed to close, you had died in the torrent of nuclear fire and demonic energy.
>But no, you got a far worse fate.
>You were an Incubus now. One of the many residents of Vault 12 that had been flash-corrupted during the final days of the Contact War, where man and monster practically bombed each other to the stone age.
>And now, here you are, trapped in this undying body.
>You hate every minute of it.
>Your skin is too smooth, your face is too perfect, your body is too muscular.
>There's barely anything of the original you left.
>Your corruption even changed your eyes from their original color to yellow on black sclera.
>You liked your eyes. They reminded you of your mother.
>Really, the only thing about you left is your mind, and your experiences.
>But honestly the worst part was the fact that girls always proposition you for sex almost every single time you talk to them.
>One of the exceptions is a Gecko girl who joined you during your travels.
>Says she got separated from her tribe and wants your help getting back to them.
>Sometimes she asks you what it was like before the war, and you answer.
>One time, when you were looking at a picture on your Pip-Boy, she asked you who the man and woman in the picture were.
>Her next question is why you started to cry.

I just wanted to do something a little sad.

>>13862651
Oh, I don't know.
Just tell us a few you'd want some day and one just may be 'persuaded' to come work for you.

>>13862537

That faggot Bollocks

>>13862639
Lies

>>13862666
Nigga needs to find a ferocious widowed deathclaw and put some steam into the healing train.

>>13862676
Ah.

>>13862670
>implying he won't betray you after dicking his maid once.

You can't trust a goy.

>>13862517
That's awesome, I really like your stuff too. Especially that Dullahan train molestation smut.
Would your potential yandere story have lactation and forced breastfeeding by any chance?

>>13862670
There is no better maid than a kiki, despite what your propaganda says.

>>13862682
Oh, don't worry, the goiyms maid's are paid through a certain company and will listen to us.

>All these people arguing over Kikis and Shoggoths.
>Not hiring both and giving them both equal love and headpats.
I don't understand.

On an unrelated note, does anyone have any pictures of Paladin girls?

>>13862657
I bet you'd like her to invade your mind with her abominable eye beams and tell you she loves you every night, you cultist!

>>13862683
Depends, if it's a mother/protective figure, probably. I don't really know dude.

maids a shit

>>13862687
A paladin in her natural habitat.

>>13862589

>>13862686
But maids don't care about money, not after tasting the D.

>>13862688
Dude, calm down.

>>13862589
>she

>>13862687
>Paladin girls?
You know any image of a "Paladin" girl that's posted here is just a chick in armor.

>>13862688
Yes. Yes, I think I would, actually. I want a being slightly beyond my comprehension to truly love me and only me.

>>13862691
>Cleans your shit
>Can't nag at you because she ain't the wife
>Has to wear the uniform
Bro, you need to git gud.

>>13862685
Is that so?

Well, I guess one MAY find her way to your home soon.
I'm sure she'll love you.


>>13862697
Oh well, I'm sure they wouldn't mind one of our 'collection specialists" may pay him a visit.

>>13862687
Remove shoggots! Monsters may be shit but abominations are even worse!

>>13862700
>implying
We've been over this.

>>13862693
This is my fetish. I'd give her a sweet kiss after taking her virginity and cumming inside.

>>13862710
As expected of jewnukis, can't even collect your own shekels.

>>13862689
Whatever it'd be, I look forward to it.

>>13862714
Yes, we know you like men.

>>13862688
>not trembling at the thought of the hidden and fathomless curves of strange life which may pulsate in the gulfs beyond her nightgown, or press hideously upon your skin globe in unholy dimensions which only the dead and the moonstruck can glimpse

>>13862711
Stop spamming.

>>13862589
>paying with money
u wot

>>13862589
Well, I know a couple guys who can straighten her out.

Just give them a day or two and she'll be a nice, soft meido who listens to your every command.

>>13862693
I want to kiss her butt.

No semen involved.

>>13862693
That maiden appears to have fallen for a dastardly monster trap! Fear not, for the brave and incorruptible paladin ranks will soon bring glorious judgement on those wicked demons and free their virtuous sister from the monster's perverted hands!

>>13862721
Well, since alps are chicks, I think you may just be retarded.

As such, I will stop picking on you.

>>13862714
Shit nigga, stop biting empty hooks.

>>13862517
Oh, nice. Looking forward to if you get to some Yan stuff.

>>13862727
Spamming? I've posted a grand total of two pictures, suck my dick.

>>13862718
We have people for that.

>>13862734
In non-chuuni speak, this means gangbanging her until the white covers up her wickedness.

>>13862736
I'm really hungry though, and there "could" be something delicious on it...

>>13862711
>M-My Lady, please! You aren't even wearing armor! Why did you come out here?

>>13862595
>>13862607
I tried that. She just told me "I didn't know you were into that. I'm a masochist but I can be a sadist too if you want." Fuck training alps, I don't know how they do it.

>>13862597
Real maids are fucking expensive, all the local maid dealers charge outrageous prices. I though going cheap with an Alp wouldn't be that big of a deal, but now I'm just wasting money on her with nachos and beer for her to consume. I don't even drink beer and the person I bought her from won't take refunds.

>>13862735
>anything a not!gayfag says
>meaning jack

The sun is at it's highest peak.

On side a note: Why do we like Ammy?

>>13862711
That'll do. Thanks.
I love how no-one asked what I need the picture for.

>>13862750
Just kick her out. As long as you haven't dicked her, you should be good to go.

>>13862739
>>13862719
Just sayin', it'll be a while. From what I gather, it's an involved process, and after ghoul I wanna get back into rusalka.

>>13862754
Ammy is fluffy and playful, willing to try new things in the bedroom.

>>13862754
I don't. She's a slut like your picture shows.

>>13862754
Her nature as a humanized Okami character really bugs my autism. I still like her design though.

>>13862754
She's cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!

>>13862761
What happens if you had dicked her?

>>13862750
Just dick her, ransom further dickings for household chores.

>>13862746
>not going hyper mode with Flyinn's Ring and Red Tearstone
>not rolling everything
>not realizing demon realm silver doesn't make your health go down to zero

GET THE FUCK GUD

angry paladin points at you.jpg

>>13862768
Then she won't leave, idiot.

...Tell me you didn't.

I don't know whether the girl on the left is future Nanashi or her mom, but either way she's really hot. Best Wolfu.
poorly cropped because for some reason there were also monsterboys, furries at that

>>13862754
She's lewd, but also genuinely friendly and kind.
Also she's cute as fuck.

>>13862726
>Not shivering with the sensation of the alien geometry behind her inky hole as you penetrate her
>Not holding her close to you, her teeth upon teeth digging into your shoulder as you ejaculate inside her nameless horror
>Not falling into dreamless sleep with her still in your arms

>>13862765
>All monster girls not being sluts.
Oh, Anon do I need to get Hellohound to teach you?

>>13862779
>>13862771
>>13862761
>him

There you go. No need for thanks.

>>13862765
She's clearly bumping uglies with Dante.

>>13862780
Yes, I would dick them/her, how did you know?

>>13862760
What are you gonna do anon?

>>13862717
>>13862693

>TFW we'll never have a story of this where she gets captured trying to covertly enter a Demon Realm where she'd try to kill a lesser Succubus Lord
>TFW she'll never get fucked in public in the stockades by an Incubus, the Succubus stimulating her from beneath by rubbing her clit
>Telling her to give into her womanly desires
>To submit herself to the dick
>TFW the Paladin will never fight the fire ravishing her body as he dumps a fresh load of semen into her
>Her skin turning a blue color as horns begin to sprout from her head and the spade tail growing slowly
>She'll never tell the Succubus to go to Hell to her captor's amusement as he continues to pound her with never-ending virility and stamina
>The Succubus will never ask her what she truly is, the corruption seeping into Paladin-chan's mind
>Isn't it obvious?
>She's a lewd hole to be fucked
>TFW you'll never rescue Paladin Convert-chan

>>13862786
>I-I'm so lonely, bite my bait plz
No.

>>13862754
Because she is fluffy, happy, and cute

>>13862783
>her teeth upon teeth digging into your shoulder as you ejaculate inside her nameless horror
This made it for me, I have a real fetish for odaxelagnia.

>>13862787
>DA tier Dante.

>>13862785
If all monstergirls were sluts you wouldn't waifu'd any of them

>>13862796
Can't we just put paladins to the sword. Like, only once?

>>13862795
Think about it.
It's sunday, and I asked for a Paladin Girl.

>>13862805
What?

>>13862797
>bait

Fire burns and alps are guys, deal with it.

>>13862473
Oh my god what the fuck is that supposed to be ?

>>13862814
If my waifu dies you get slapped.

I wonder where's the waifu wars anon

>>13862808
Anon you're implying I wouldn't waifu a slut something I can and would if I loved them.

Plus I'm into ntr.

>>13862824
Double ass?

>>13862829
So you're a cuck

>>13862825
No promises.
>>13862827
Working on some custom arena events. I hope at least one shows up.

>>13862830
The super ass.

>>13862825
Wait, is that image going to be used for the next Paladin-chan?
I await with great anticipation.

>>13862829
You literal cuck.

>>13862814
Ooooooooh. You asshole.

>>13862779
Well one time I was laying on the couch and she climbed on top of me saying she needed to grab something, ended up slipping and accidentally fell on my dick and we accidentally had sweaty neet sex for three hours.

But that doesn't count right?

>>13862814
Oh, right. So she's probably the next in line to die, huh. That's too bad.

I want to have a haughty, plump Kiki

>>13862815
Deviant Art.

>>13862852
Plump haughty monster girls are a gift from the Demon Lord herself.

>>13862847
You may as well put a ring on that, cause she's there to stay.

>>13862816

Needs more Yidhra forcibly alping a guy.

>>13862847
>RP
>gay sex stories

Are you lost?

>>13862854
I know that.

>>13862824
>>13862830
>>13862839
The ass indeed being too phat
just the way I like 'em

>>13862829
You're a practically average dweller of here, sadly.

>>13862862
Isn't this the Daily Japanese Thread?

>>13862816
>tumblr "You are what you think/choose you are" logic
>not bait
Ayy.

>>13862867
>likes NTR
>average dweller of super vanilla funtime land

HEH

I want to be princess carried by my waifu!

>>13862878
I want to princess carry you're waifu!

>>13862878
I do too.

>>13862878
I will princess carry my waifu, and she can't stop me.

>>13862878
I want to sunblast your waifu and toss you down in the wilderness where your choices are man the fuck up or die!

>>13862502
So what would happen in a story like this? Cute MG criminals doing cute crimes while a guard commander who is getting too old for this shit smokes cigars and drinks cocoa?

Welp, it wouldn't be a monstergirl thread without shitflinging.

So, what is the general consensus on the Giant Ant?

>>13862878
Me too!

>>13862893
Is she a sub or a dom?

>>13862893
Brown is better.

>>13862602
No, I get the dominance boner, but I guess I like sweet in the end. I'm very particular about those I want to break.

>>13862893
WRONG, that not a gaint ant
this is

>>13862898
Why would you ask that anon? The Giant Ant in that image is clearly an energetic, hard worker.

>>13862893
>Giant Ant
>posts the fake one

>>13862856
They are,
Ah what it would be like to have a maid like that, utterly professional, her wide hips swaying whenever she walked, her too small skirt, something you asked her to wear, barely covering her plush bottom while her top strains against her soft, doughy breasts and her belly presses out a bit, a little fluff for you to tease and squeeze.
She'd ask that you refrain from touching her too much while she works, mostly saying that it's most unbecoming for her master to do such a thing with the help, but never struggling too much, remaining dignified and perfect while you tease her.
She'd keep track of your schedule and make sure that you go about it, although you'd note that she has quite a few "recreation" times planned throughout the day.

>>13862893
>giant ant
Is this some sort of trap or something? That is, very clearly, not a giant ant. Please stop trying to trick people, Spiderbitch.

>>13862893

Had a silly idea of a guy spilling Rosé wine and getting tag team bullied by three Giant Ants once.

hadn't written it because raisins

>>13862893
I aint falling for it again.

>>13862903
I can respect your tastes.

>>13862908
But is she a sub or a dom?

>>13862921
Both

>>13862921
Dom of course, every monster girl is.

>>13862893
My Giant Ant a lazy shit! All she does is lie around in her underwear and shitpost online! I wanted a productive member of society!

>>13862927
Than she's shit. I fucking hate dom girls, they're trash.

>>13862921
There are probably subby Ant Arach-er, Giant Ants and dommy Giant Ants.

>>13862933
Maybe monster girls aren't for you.

>>13862927
Careful not to fall for it.

>>13862912
Oh damn, that's the stuff, a nice soft girl to cuddle closely, rubbing her belly, fondling her thighs, and nipping her ears.

Though I think I'd rather a haughty plump mistress instead. Imagine her demanding to sit on you, or massage her back or foot. Or even clean her whole body with your tongue.

>>13862929
Do Giant Ants have adhesive panties?

>>13862921
>>13862927
>>13862933
>>13862942
Yo, this is actually really funny. First time I've laughed all day. You really want it, huh.

>>13862950
Fucked if I know man. She's got some sticky shit down there. And that reminds me! I asked her to do something about this spider invasion, and she just looked at me like an idiot! I mean, sure, I haven't seen any, but where else are these fucking cobwebs coming from?!

So, do Monster Girls need semen to live (being succubus), or can they survive on other stuff?

Where do they get their daily intake from when they are toddlers?

>>13862896
>>13862878
Gay.

>>13862958
>or can they survive on other stuff?
This.

>>13862958
>Where do they get their daily intake from when they are toddlers

Their fathers

>>13862958
MGE's can survive and take it from the ordinary food apparently, he mentioned it somewhere.

>>13862962
>>13862896
>>13862878

>>13862965
This explains everything with Dhampires and incest.

>>13862958
They can eat normal food too if they need, or want, to. Not that the last bit is really all that out of the ordinary, I guess, if they have a loving father.

>>13862965
>tfw everyone's a cuck.

>>13862968
Fuck off.

>>13862958
No, they don't need semen to live, that's silly.

>>13862933
>not wanting to be chained up in your waifu's basement
>not wanting her to gaze into your teary eyes as she violently rapes you
>not wanting to develop stockholm syndrom for your waifu
>not wanting her to finally free you after you've been thoroughly broken
what a weirdo

>>13862974
Not if I dick the daughter who gave birth to me I'm not!

>>13862958
Semen isn't a requirement to live, and they still need to have a diet of normal foods.
>Where do they get their daily intake from when they are toddlers?
It was something stated in Lanternons story, but I'll assume they use their fathers residual Spirit Energy. That'd only apply to demi-elementals, undead, and succubi though.

>>13862958

>>13862965
...You know, I'm finding myself preferring this to them having 10.000 quickfucks before proposing offering themselves to a hubbie.

>>13862982
I'd rather drown.

>>13862983
Time travel doesn't count.

>>13862979
You gonna make me pretty boy?

>>13862995
Shoot!

>>13862990
>wanting used goods
>ever

You're fucking pathetic.

>>13862950

>TFW you'll never wear your Giant Ant waifu's sweat and pheromone ladened panties like a Bane Mask

>>13862993
You sure about that?
>>13862565
>Sylph in lead still

>>13862993
In her juices as she rides your face?

>>13863009
No, in a lake.

With no monster girls nearby.

>>13862962
>>13862968

Gentlemen, place your bets.
http://i.imgur.com/zR6pDTO.png
Heads up, I might have to take a break around 2:00 PST for a couple hours, but I'll be back if that happens. I doubt this will take that long anyway.

>>13863012
with your luck an undine would save you

>>13862990
You disgust me.

>>13863018
No she wouldn't.

>>13863016
KRAKEN
R
A
K
E
N

>>13862968
>>13863013
Can you two just get a room?
>>13863016
Ooh

>>13863016
>Dark Elf
Mistress please.

>>13862990
Well not to that extent, but the idea of your waifu being a virgin when you meet her, a sex monster with fucking fucking on the brain since they can string together a thought, is fucking stupid.

>>13863016
hmmm Salamander or weresheep

>>13863016
Oh great, this again.

Can't wait for all the funny and clever posts that are sure to follow.

>>13863016
Dragon and Kraken. Let's rock.

>>13863016
Palading chang kawaii

>>13863030
You suck, go have unfun somewhere else.

>>13863013
Really faggot?

>>13863016
>>13863023
>>13863024
>>13863026
>>13863029
>>13863031
>>13863037
Dragon knows what you did Mindflayer.
http://i.imgur.com/iAfsJyd.png

>>13863016
>Shoggoth is in but no Kiki

What's the point?

>>13863038
>implying this isn't /No fun allowed General/

>>13863016
>No Kikimora
Vampire wins.

>>13863001
>>13863021
I've said I'd rather this over that other second choice, what do you want from me? Sloppy seconds' better than sloppy thousands, eh?

I'm actually content with canonning Encyclopedia's world anyways, where two thirds of them are virgins before meeting and settling with their only one the way you look at it.

>>13863043
Oh sheeeit.

>>13863043
Wow, that was quite the start.

>>13863043
Getting into the body count early it seems...

>>13863044
Not allowed to have an ace in the hole.

>>13863042
We can continue the whole day if you want, domfag.

>>13863043
Never trust a knife ear.

>>13863042
>>13863059
Can you two just fuck off?

>>13863059
Bring it..

>>13863059
>starting shit
Leave.

>>13863049
Jesus fucking christ kill yourself you waste of oxygen.

>>13863059
Hey, hey guy, let's reply to this fucker >>13863063

>>13863065
He's not the one that started, in his defense. But yes both should leave.

>>13863043
Elf surprised me.

>>13863043
>>13863044
>>13863048
>>13863054
>>13863055
>>13863060
I actually was going to put in Kikimora, but then forgot. Oh well, there's always next time.
http://i.imgur.com/iUkcana.png

>>13863059
>domfag
Heheheheheh

>>13863074
They're dropping like flies here.

>>13862948
But a plump, haughty kiki mistress?
Her family would probably disown her.

Still, a meido could be demanding.

After a day of hard work she'd probably demand that you give her a nice reward, a massage to help her aching muscles.

She'd strip down and lay down on a bench so you could get to work on her, soft breasts mashed against it while her big, bountiful bottom is there for you to see.

You'd get to work by finding and getting rid of those knots she has, content sighs slipping out as she orders you higher and lower towards each location.
Of course you'd probably go a little lower than intended after a while, your hands kneading her ripe rear end and drawing a gasp from her, eyes going wide at you savoring her supple flesh.
She'd try to command that you stop but there'd be no real strength in her, little whines and gasps slipping out as she bites her bottom lip, cheeks pinkening as you give the soft flesh a light slap every now and then.

It wouldn't just end there though as soon enough the maid would sit up and turn to face you, uncaring that you can see her grand chest, rosy buds showing her excitement.

She'd frown and go on about how you'd done it now, taking your head and leading it down between her thick thighs so that you could give her needy womanhood some much wanted attention as she locked her legs around you, keeping you nice and snug until she's satisfied.

>>13863074
>Both my bets are dead

>>13863074
That Holst, man. I think every time I've actually paid attention to one of these the cows are killers.

>>13863071
He did start with the name-calling, which is what usually starts the big storms.

>>13863074
This is a fucking bloodbath

>>13863074
>bets dead

tis a sad day

>>13863074
>Sheep shot by accident

Sounds like a bad Monty Python gag.

>>13863078
Can you fuck off?

You have plenty of other dominant monster girls, go have your fucking mistress fantasies with one of them and leave one of the few sub girls alone.

>>13863074
>Elf protects the plant girl
How fitting.

>>13863074
[Posting my reaction to what is happening, even though nobody asked]

Am I doing this right?

>>13863091

Let him have his fatass kiki, that way we get to completely domesticate hellhounds.

>>13863091
All monster girls of a species have to act the same?

>>13863028
Don't forget at least in MGE they're likely content with the first catch, if don't instantly fall for him even, and after getting used to his SE other stuff tastes like shit to them.

Plus, during that time period they're separated from the most of humanity, and where they aren't there is a more or less harsh shortage of males since they quite naturally breed them out of existence.

So surprisingly, an average MG there might have less sex than you 17-year-old western girl has today.

>>13863066
k.

>>13863074
REMOVE KNIFE EARS remove knife ears

>>13863098
Fuck off

>>13863078
Now that sounds divine.I want to ruthlessly cuddle a girl like that.

>>13863091
But Kiki's aren't the ultimate sub girl. That would be Alices, which actually make people rape them.

>>13863102
He's right, you know?

>>13863074
Brutal.

>>13863103
>Alice makes people rape them.
Don't you mean Dormouse, Anon?

>>13863074
>>13863077
>>13863079
>>13863081
>>13863085
>>13863087
>>13863090
>>13863094
>>13863101
>>13863106
Sometimes miracles happen.
Sometimes we can get through the first night without any hand holding.
http://i.imgur.com/5rrKUzO.png

>>13863102
Are you telling me to fuck off because you don't want him to have the kiki or because of sub hellhounds?

>>13863105
About what? I don't support dom kikis either

>>13863103
Also, Dormice.

>>13862990
At least that'd make you feel special because she dumped someone to be with you.

>>13863112
Poor Holst.

>>13863109
Both do. Read the profiles sometime you mong.

>>13863112
Paladin-Chan quietly humming her battle hymn of wrath.

Such a good girl.

>>13863112
Steaks for everyone.

>>13863112
>Cow dies from hunger first night
My sides hurt

>>13863112
Stupid fat cow.

>>13863112
Well, so much for a killer cow.

>>13863109
>>13863117
So Alices and Dormice. That's two.

All things considered I don't understand why Kikis are viewed as the ultimate sub girl when their profiles don't really evaluate on that. Especially when there are other girls that are far more submissive.

>>13863099
Yeah they do if I can't have what I fucking want.

>>13863103
Oh, I'm sure that after she gives you a reward of your own that she'd be more than willing to cuddle.

>>13863112
She came in with a bang, and left with a whimper.

>>13863116
It doesn't matter what you support. Word of god says we can have both, end of argument.

>>13863122
It doesn't imply they have feelings for their dad.

>>13863016
Let's go Team Scale!

>>13863091
>few sub girls
Somebody post the list.

Anyway I agree with you with kikis being subs, not because I care about kikis, but because I don't want hellhounds to be subs.

>>13863112
>>13863123
>>13863126
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>>13863136
Who keeps sending the Elf Hatchets?
http://i.imgur.com/YRRVHWh.png

>>13863112
>Troll thinks about winning.
I died laughing. Paladin all the way bitchs.

>>13863132
>is a maid
>will happily be raped
>takes care of your every need

I wonder why myself, I just can't see it.

>>13863122
>If they leave someone for you, they'll leave you for someone else

Could you be more beta?

>>13863145
>http://i.imgur.com/YRRVHWh.png
>Troll eats toxic berries
kek. I thought trolls were good with this?

>>13863145
>Troll
>dies from poisoned berries
What is this I don't even?

>>13863148
>they'll leave you for someone else
Stop projecting your insecurities onto me, thanks.

>>13863145
>troll eats toxic berries
is she alive or dead? i dont know

>>13863144
No fuck it just fuck it, someone should go and edit all the sub girl profiles and make them doms.

Fuck it have them all I don't give a fucking shit.

>>13863112
>Yeti cries herself to sleep
Making a Yeti cry should be a capital offense.

>>13863144
But hellhounds are subs anon.

>>13863145
>Troll unknowingly eats toxic berries
What the actual fuck?

>>13863153
>insecurities
Whatever you say, tumblr. Everybody knows bitches ain't loyal. Especially those that prove it to you beforehand.

>>13863148
Not if I don't suck, though.

Get good.

>>13863145
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>>13863161
Paladin-chan V confirmed for impure and lewd.
http://i.imgur.com/3kn9l4t.png

>>13863157
Oh hi bait kun, you really suck at this you know.

>>13863147
There's a difference between "Kinda sub" and "The ultimate sub".

Baphomets are kinda dom, Hellhounds are The ultimate dom. Kikis are kinda sub, Alices and Dormice are The ultimate subs.

In the Kiki/Shoggoth Maid Wars, I think we all know who the clear winner is. Whoever has this bitch on their side.

>>13863164
>tumblr
Oh lord, the buzzwords!

>>13863157
Oh, false-flagging again, are we?

>>13863168
God dammit Paladin-chan.

>>13863168
Go Mistress, go! Corrupt that tin-can!

>>13863160

>>13863168
>Sphinx
Dumb cat.

>>13863168
These bitches can't aim for shit.

>>13863164
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/

>>13863168
so the troll is defineitly dead, also ha the paladin gets to cuddle

>>13863173
>using le insecure meme
I don't know what you expected.

>>13863168
Paladin confirmed slut, like all the other paladin girls.

>>13863168
Tentacle's days are numbered.

>>13863170
I'm sorry did you say something? I have a habit of tuning out stupid shit that has no effect on anything in the long run.

>>13863185
How do you miss a stationary plant?

>>13863170
>Ultimate dom
>Not amazon

>>13863176
>>13863168
>>13863190
Paladins are human and it's cold at night. In the morning the elf dies.

>>13863189
You're immediately assuming they're gonna leave you. That's the definition of being insecure.

Also stop typing like a retard, even if it's intentional.

>>13863187
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/

>>13863168
>>13863176
>>13863179
>>13863184
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>>13863197
Who's ready for the Feast?
http://i.imgur.com/ktW17yL.png

>>13863196
Amazon's can be dommed.

Unless you have powers greater than a god you aren't domming a Hellhound.

>>13863194
Wow, that was a cool comeback Anon-kun! Bad ass!

>>13863202
>http://i.imgur.com/ktW17yL.png
Go tentacle team!

>>13863202
Go team tentacle!

>>13863202
>Dragon dies of iinfection

>>13863202
The end is nigh.

>>13863198
>Implying the best predictor of future behavior isn't past behavior

>>13863205
I'm tired of these power level discussions.

>>13863202
We're in the clear. We just have to avoid the sudden localized cluster of catastrophic planetary altering events.

>>13863205
>Amazon's can be dommed
Says you

Can't we just report all the sub vs. dom slappyfights? This shit's fucking cancerous.

>>13863202
Elves die God laughs

>>13863205
>ignoring KC hyperbole
But only when it suits you, right?

>>13863202
>>13863209
>>13863210
>>13863211
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>>13863217
And now the calm before the storm.
If there aren't any arena events I'm gonna be pissed.
http://i.imgur.com/XrxqZcx.png

>>13863202
>Yeti and Elf die together
Well, I guess that's that then.

>>13863202
>Team Scale BTFO
I guess Paladin-chan or Dark Elf for me... ;_;

>>13863205
>Amazon's can be dommed.
They have been safe from the bitchslap until now and I prefer if we let them this way.

>>13863221
Do it, mods will probably give you a warning for wasting their time.

>>13863202
>>13863228

Paladins Unite.

>>13863228
Tentacles being bros I see.

>>13863228
IT'S OVER ANONS, PALADIN-CHAN HAS THE HIGH GROUND!

>>13863228
im cheering for the tentcales now

>Amazon's can be dommed.
lmao

>>13863227
Anon, when your parents told you not to touch the stove, did you touch it anyways because it's hyperbole?

>>13863221
If you want a safe space, leave.

>>13863228
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>>13863245
Guys, that seems a little excessive.
http://i.imgur.com/yL1ZPLy.png