/jp/ - Otaku Culture

https://youtu.be/Tw7WIsXHkuI

now this is the spam I like to see

Someone post the pompadour one.

Japanese bird-cooking spaghetti.

sugoi sugoi

>>13822707
Yes, I can finally take it easy here as well!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdy5zQdaRw

>>13821982
My dog died today

>>13823333
That's a pretty cool bird.

>>13823362
Sorry to hear that.

I have 6 parakeets and don't know what to do with them.
They don't act like Japanese birds at all.

>>13825328
You mean they won't go into the kitchen and try to cook spaghetti? That would be disappointing.

>>13821982
Birds are very important.

>>13825938
Don't you have a facebook page to admin?
Go post that there and stay there, kudasai.

>>13822707
Fried spam is cheap and goes well with pasta and tomato sauce.

i cant hadndle it anyore where is the emems

...

>>13831469
I want to drag her limp body through a forest.

>>13831469
That looks so comfy

these threads are really comfy

>>13831469

YOUR SOUL
IS MINE

>>13823333
That was pretty great.
Made me smile in the middle of this long night at work. Thank you.

Overheard the phrase "low desire" in the middle of a conversation the other week, and having slightly misheard it, the Japanese Bird came to mind.

>>13821982
Does anybody have the japanese bird nuking pearl harbor?

>>13843413
This bird is a cheater

>>13844155
isn't that a PHOTO?

>>13821982
I just realized
We had that playset when I was a kid

https://youtu.be/RFscGq7sAXM

https://youtu.be/teEdGrivhSA

>>13855447
Yeah that's cool and all, but then there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob7KoZP544c

>>13823362
Clicke here to smile.

>>13856216
https://youtu.be/O7D-1RG-VRk

This is better.

>>13856281
liar

>>13821982
I don't get this meme.

>>13861234
it's a japanese bird cooking spaghetti. what's hard to get?

I love the /jp/ heritage threads.

>>13861638

Naice..

Naice....

>>13861766
>naice

>>13861638
Literally me

>>13861773
>Whenever I'm dreaming
Fixed.

Please find a new bird, this bird is dead.

>>13864502
Are you saying it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

>>13861771

Get the fuck out with this frog shit, you fucking shitfuck.

>>13822714

>>13861766
>>13861771
Naiceposters and frogposters need to die.

Remember to always add the tiniest bit of cooking oil to your water.
This will help keep your favorite pasta from sticking to itself.

>>13864598
Then how will the sauce stick to it?

>>13864598
I wonder if her thighs stick together when she sleeps and it's hot inside of her room.

https://youtu.be/6wOBBbcnUuU

Stupid birdbrain cooking noodles.

>>13823333

＞セキセイインコ

more like sexy inko.

>セキセイインコ

more like sexy inko.

https://youtu.be/5QDxZnR-mHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYOdVbbiKM

What is it about them Japanese birds?

>>13873656
They are too cute.

https://youtu.be/eVj559An06Y

>>13864565
Ohh, he's cooking up trouble right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb-L_GmD3yg

Japanese bird wearing a....

cowboy hat!

>>13868088
Holy crap cute. (Wait, he's not trying to mate with it, is he?) Combined with the sounds he's making, reminds me of that droid from the new Star Wars movie trailer.

>>13861787
Who are you quoting?

>>13878695
hello. my name.. is.. cowboy tanaka

>>13875707
He's up to no good.

>>13881880
>Wait, he's not trying to mate with it, is he?

Nah, a budgies eyes will dilate when it's "excited" and there would a lot more movement. They're very energetic little featherballs

>ITT Bakas
Otaku ```Culture'''

>>13873668
this helps
thank

Japanese bird is better at vidya then you.

https://youtu.be/eW2j25YjdvU

;_;

https://youtu.be/cXtmsxD1Q2M

I want to have a conversation with a Japanese bird.

>>13882235
Referencing my own post, but this is what I was talking about here:
>>13887881
Even before he tried to mount, you could tell he was in the mood because of the eye dilation and his rapid movement.
I miss my budgie

>>13875707
yeah with a capital T

>>13864598
but eating that one clump of pasta was my favorite part!

>>13884485
agreed

https://youtu.be/prXft6eGcyU

>>13899104
>https://youtu.be/prXft6eGcyU
cute
music was unfitting as fuck though

>>13899205
You don't fall asleep to jazzy music?

Now I want a Japanese bird of my own! My cats would eat it though.

>>13899434
https://youtu.be/_vJvS4y2MEo

Too bad your cats aren't Japanese also.

>>13895142
That's a big bird

Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.

In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life.

I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment, permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books, my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.

This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.

>>13903874
far yu

EPIC I LOVE 4CHAN MEMES ;DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>13821982

Get your facts straight OP. that's not even spaghetti. It's hard to see it because of the low resolution of the image, maybe fusilli or rigatoni, but that's definitely NOT spaghetti.

>>13903874

Omaega da.

>>13903874

> sensei paveru-sama, watashi wa CIA desu

>>13910554
>Get your facts straight OP. that's not even spaghetti.
I've been arguing that fact for years. Nothing or no one can stop it.

>>13910554
>>13913020
it should say "australian bird cooking gemelli"

>>13903946
As a rule, I cooked spaghetti, and ate it, by myself. I was convinced that spaghetti was a dish best enjoyed alone. I can't really explain why I felt that way, but there it is.

I always drank tea with my spaghetti and ate a simple lettuce-and-cucumber salad. Id make sure I had plenty of both. I laid everything out neatly on the table and enjoyed a leisurely meal, glancing at the paper as I ate. From Sunday to Saturday, one Spaghetti Day followed another. And each new Sunday started a brand-new Spaghetti Week.

Every time I sat down to a plate of spaghetti (especially on a rainy afternoon) I had the distinct feeling that somebody was about to knock on my door. The person who I imagined was about to visit me was different each time. Sometimes it was a stranger, sometimes someone I knew. Once, it was a girl with slim legs whom I'd dated in high school, and once it was myself, from a few years back, come to pay a visit. Another time, it was William Holden, with Jennifer Jones on his arm.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Spaghetti, is in fact, Manicotti, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Manicotti shaped pasta. Spaghetti is not the only pasta unto itself, but rather one component of a fully functioning system of pasta made unique by their shape, all of which comprising a full pasta library as defined by Italy.

Many birds cook a modified version of Spaghetti every day, called Manicotti, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of pasta widely used today is often called Spahgetti, and many of its cooks are not aware that it is basically Manicotti shaped pasta, developed by the Italians.

There really is Spaghetti, and these birds have cooked it, but it is just a part of the many types. Pasta is the kernal: foods made from an unleavened dough of flour and water or eggs and water, and sometimes a combination of egg and flour. The kernel is an essential part of a culinary system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a shape. Manicotti is normally used in combination with a tomato based pasta sauce: the whole system is basically Manicotti shaped pasta with tomato added, or Manicotti pasta. All the so-called Spaghetti cooks are really cooks of Manicotti pasta.

Hey humans,

My name is Japanese Bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me cooking spaghetti.

>have pet bird
>haven't seen it in 10 years
>it comes back to the city for thanksgiving
>we meet up, hang out
>it's a solid 9/10, funny smart and a great cook
>squawk about the old days
>share new interests and recipies
>remember why we were such great posters
>start falling in love with japanese bird (again)
>night after thanksgiving
>we go out and have some spaghetti
>squawk alot more
>"Hey anon, do you remember when we were kids you promised you'd cook me spaghetti? SQUARRRK"
>spill some pasta because this bird is fucking talking
>laugh it off
>it laughs too
>bring it up a little later
>it says it was just remembering silly things we did while posting on /jp/
>nope.jpg
>when it leaves says it'll be back to shitpost
>get all scared
>tells me sudo will come too, he likes otaku culture and stuff we might get along
>mvq

>>13913789
who are you cooking?

>>13913789
This reminds me of that story some /jp/sie told of his parents giving away his pet bird when he went to college. I don't know why parents think giving away people's pet is a good idea.

Dear OP,

It thought about the question of the ages while looking at the spaghetti
napolitain of the lunch. It is a question "Why is the napolitain red?". It
looks easy, and the problem with a deep interior.
It doesn't become an idea stop ..another.., and not exist excluding the
defeat of the intellect at all though arranges "It is red because it is red"
etc. and tautology and there is complacent superficial man, too either.
There is a phenomenon "Redshift". It is a phenomenon that the spectral line
changes red by the Doppler effect in the heavenly body that goes away from
the earth at high speed in space. In a word, if the napolitain goes away
from us at high speed even though what color, an original napolitain is sure
to look red glaring. Whether does the napolitain in the presence move at
high speed or not?It is understood from turning on the opposite side of the
napolitain. Blue one are sure to change, and to look blue the spectrum by
observing it from the opposite direction of the movement. When having turned
oppositely, the napolitain was red. Therefore, it can be said that this
napolitain will not high-speed move

kuso thread.

>>13914003
I hold the subjective but overarchingly valid opinion that you, my good sir are a contemptuous bundle of twigs, the metaphor implied by a bundle of twigs is that you are a HOMOSEXUAL!. haha!

Posting more bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_2rje0pY-E

Where can I get one of these?

>>13927498
http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B00DCLQWDS

>Tfw my female cockatiel dont sing, just scream

>>13927681
>tfw I have 5 female budgies who sing all the damn time
Guess I'm lucky.

>>13928035
How do you do it? Just play music in the background? My cockatiel just like to stay in my shoulder, bite cables and try to take the keys out of my keyboard. When i whistle something she just screams back or starts moving arround like crazy.

>>13928401
I like to leave the TV on for them to chat/bounce to something; mine love sports and war movies. Only one of them really screams, but it's usually because I stop giving it attention. They like to sing to music too, so you can try the radio. May not work though, I'm not a bird expert.