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Anything going on in your life /jp/? What did you do today?

>> No.13854624

nithing

>> No.13854628
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13854628

Report shitty posts. Not necessarily shitposts, just shitty posts.

Contemplated making my Mabinogi a slut, now that there are heart eyes.

>> No.13854708

Made shitty posts. Not necessarily shitposts, just shitty posts.

>> No.13854753

bless the hide function

>> No.13854791

Get in here W-bros

OH WAIT LOL

>> No.13854866

>>13854791
Ghost was disabled because mods don't exist anymore, thus no need for a place to hide and be butthurt about mods.

>> No.13854878

I didn't do anything today besides funpost on the jay and watch one (1) episode of Minky Momo. I also ate some cereal.

>> No.13854918

I watched two episodes of minky momo and ate a bunch of cereal

>> No.13854925

I watched three episodes of minky momo and ate all the cereal

>> No.13854929
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13854929

I ERP'd with someone but other then that.

Nothing.

>> No.13854947

I had a dream that Shinozaki Ai was doing JAV, and was visiting Hawaii and I was trying to convince her to change her ways

>> No.13854956
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13854956

Sup Losers,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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13854964

Everyday hurts a little more.

>> No.13854971

>>13854956
Feelio when I started the neo-Johnposting movement on /jp/.

>> No.13854981

I had to crawl out of my NEET shell for once and it was terrible, but I'll have to stay out of it for several weeks. I just want to go back to studying Japanese.
>>13854628
I haven't played Mabi in a while, and I've really wanted to go back but it's had this graphical glitch where everything was black except things lighted up by nearby light sources. I might try again soon, though.

>> No.13855048

Was this envisioned as a relevant or provocative metathread?

>> No.13855098

>>13854564
My dad told me that he's going to kill me and dispose of my body in a barrel full of sulfuric acid because he doesn't want me to live as a happy NEET content with anime waifus. Either I become a normie or I die, basically, at the hands of my own "father".

>> No.13855106

I'm playing a visual novel for the first time. Apart from that I ate a slice of pizza and some leftover Indonesian curry. I've had 5 cups of tea today so far. I don't know what I intend to do later, I don't really have fun playing DotA anymore.

>> No.13855108

>>13855106
>Indonesian
Are you a filthy SEAnig or even worse, a Pinoy?

>> No.13855113

>>13855108
I had a feeling I would get asked that. No, my mother just makes a wide range of foods as she enjoys cooking and is frequently looking for 'exotic' food to make. For example, we had barbecue pork and chicken friend rice a few days ago, and before that we had chrotizo tortellini.

>> No.13855120

>>13855113
ah ok, so you're just an amerifat who thinks his mom actually cooks food that in any way or form resembles the actual thing.

>> No.13855125

>>13855120
Why are you so angry? I'm not American. Are you saying that I'm not allowed to eat food with origins outside the country I live in?

>> No.13855126

>>13855125
you're still a whitey appropriating actual culture

>> No.13855132

>>13855126
You're not answering my question.

>> No.13855145

>>13855132
You're triggering me.

>> No.13855175

Complained about a shitty internet provider, ate something and reported shitposters while shitposting.

>> No.13855252

I booked my flight to Tianjin!

>> No.13855282

I'm moving into a new house tomorrow, one where I'm living by myself.

>> No.13855287

Booked my flight to cock suck central!

>> No.13855297

i really wanna drop out of college but i came from a normal family, lived a normal life, got friends on highschool
suddenly fucked up around colleged, i dont know why, im introverted now

im scared that my parent's friends would pity them and my parents would get ashamed of me

what to do /jp/?

>> No.13855300
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13855300

7am, Stayed up all night again doing nothing in particular. Just lurked and watched stupid videos on youtube. Haven't eaten in 10 hours because I forgot to buy food. Usually I have a stack of cup noodles for these occations. Life goes on.

>> No.13855304

>>13855300
what you watching on youtube? I already watched all Conan's vids.

>> No.13855330

>>13855304
CinemaSins. I've fallen low. I also watched some Cinemassacre videos where this guy Bootsy beats Battletoads and Silver Surfer on NES. Conan hasn't uploaded in a while.

>> No.13855360

>>13855287
hey me too!

>> No.13855380

>>13855297
That's not how introversion works you insufferable little faggot. Do your homework or stop wasting your parents money.

If you type like that around me again I will fucking hit you.

>> No.13855385

>>13855304
>Conan
Excuse me?

>> No.13855386

I remember when janjan wouldve banned OP and deleted this thread immediately because they don't sell hot pockets at this hour

I also remember when meido was measured and good and didn't delete threads like this at all. Then retards from other places started ruining the fun and making threads just to metapost and otherwise had no interest in /jp/.

>> No.13855399

I realized that I spent $69 on porn at Otakon.

>> No.13855409

>>13855386
shh

>> No.13855413

>>13855399
>Otakon
Why?

>> No.13855416

Work all day and I'm now killing scrubs in Persona 4 Arena Ultimax and getting killed myself.

Waiting for my dude to get off work and smoke some green with him.

>> No.13855431

I'm a filthy NEET subhuman who graduated uni back in December and have been trying to get a job since then. I've been busting my ass the whole time, but I have nothing to show for it. If I can't get a job before the end of the year, I'll probably sell off the rest of my stuff, buy a gun and a bus pass and find a nice place to shoot myself.

>> No.13855433

>>13855386
I miss NEET threads like there used to be years ago.

>> No.13855452
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13855452

I start uni prep for a master's degree tomorrow.

Living with my parents is going to give me massive anxiety but I can't afford to live on my own right now since I got a little more than $35 in the bank.

I wish Seiga Nyan Nyan could teach me how to take it easy.

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>>13855452
Have you risen to the challenge of the dignified M.Sc in girl farts?

>> No.13855476

>>13855452
Whats it in?

>> No.13855480

To get away from the chinks and memes.

>> No.13855484

>>13854628
I'm downloading Mabinogi 'cause of this post. Hope it's good.

>> No.13855503
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>>13855476
Master of Arts in Political Studies. I'm using the funding from it to buy myself two years I can use to learn how to code.

>>13855475
Dead, debunked field; futomomo is the new academic hotness

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>>13855503
>Master of Arts in Political Studies
L M O A

>> No.13855528

I went to a weeb con and met other /jp/ and /cgl/ fags there at a touhou meetup.

>> No.13855530

>>13855503
Are you going to be the noble anon who finally solves the middle eastern riddle?

>> No.13855532

>>13855528
/jp/ users don't go to cons. You just just interacted with a bunch of physically unattractive, attention starved faggots.

>> No.13855536

>>13855503
That's cool.

Follow your dreams.

>> No.13855537

i just woke up, jerked off then went out in the kitche. Then i found out my shirt was stuck to my stomach because of cum

>> No.13855539

>>13855537
Do you hug your mom with semen caked pajamas?

>> No.13855542

>>13855537
no i don't hug people

>> No.13855546

>>13855539
yes i hug people

>> No.13855550

>>13855475
You mean feminist studies? That's an MA if I'm not mistaken.

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>>13855523
[requisite depreciating statement acknowledging my poor life choices]

>>13855530
You know the old joke about how biochem majors envision themselves as the person to cure cancer, and then spend the rest of their lives making shampoo?

Yeah.

>>13855550
Um, you mean "gender studies"? Some girls have penises you know #yourslipisshowing #ineedfeminism #blacklivesmatter #fightsexism #fighttransphobia #fightpatriarchy

>> No.13855674

woke up, scratched my balls, threw out my pissbucket, drank coffee, drank another coffee, I'm thinking of drinking another one, browsed pixiv for qties, download vocaloid, currently thinking of what to download next.

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13855704

Woke up at 12, ate some stale bread with hot sauce, considered giving a half-finished MG RX-78-2 some legs then browsed /jp/ and watched anime. It's okay though because I'm going to go get drunk soon.

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13855761

I fapped to this picture two times in a row.

>>13855431
What about searching work overseas?
Move to a place where you end being the big dawg.

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Just another Anon hanging on, I guess. Only been awake an hour, enjoying the peace and quiet before other people in my house wake up and make noise and disrupt my attempts to be productive. Can't complain too much about life I suppose, I have a steady job which is low-stress, though not exactly going anywhere. I just want more time to work on my terrible moe novels and record my dreams.

>> No.13855829

>>13855761
What do you think Remilia's asshole tastes like?

>> No.13855845
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13855845

>Sit next to guy at the bus terminal
>Very shy asian guy next to me, keeps glancing up to girl across from him, before going back down to draw.
>He keeps doing this for a few minutes, she is wearing a shirt with a space ship and some Asian characters on it, not sure what language or what it was from
>She gets up for a second, after he finishes the drawing
>I ask to look at it after he's done, she does too. She offers to buy it off of him, I say it is really good looking
>He asks if we are dating, I say no
>She says how much
>He takes a picture of it before handing it to her, then shuffles off to go catch the bus
>I see him shuffle off and stand outside still waiting, afraid to talk with her
I want to be friends with that guy.
quoting a post from /r9k/

>> No.13855846

>>13855829
Do vampires poop?

>> No.13855849

>>13855845
What a fucking gaylord. Did you pants him as he was stepping off the bus?

>> No.13855852

I've been sad today.

>> No.13855863
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Been playing a bunch of CMD3D 2

They fucked over AMD users though and it's more like trying to play minesweeper blindfolded since 50% of the things in game will crash you.

>> No.13855919

>>13855761
Wouldn't I need money to relocate? Plus I'm too dumb to learn another language.

>> No.13855930

>>13855484
Hope it's KR version. Those eyes aren't in NA yet. But there are some other slutty options.

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13855937

Could someone give me the list of ingredients in this?

>> No.13855950

I didn't get ToS beta key, hold me please jay pee
;_;

>> No.13855959

>>13855098
That sucks. Godspeed anon-kun.

>> No.13855983

>>13855937
Cocoa cookie, sugar (probably), vegetable fats and oils, wheat flower, some milk or milk-related product, some milk or milk-related product, cocoa butter, shortening, cocoa powder, cacao mass, salt, whey powder, sweetener (sorbitol), leavening agents, emulsifier, eggshell calcium, flavoring (spices?), something about soy.

I can't really read.

>> No.13855989

Anybody have comfy jobs?

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13855994

Spent the summer playing amagami

I'm sad vacation will be over in 2 weeks

>> No.13856000

>>13855386
>good
>didn't delete threads like this
Pick one.

>> No.13856047

I woke up and listened to some music while trying to recall what I did yesterday.
After that I lurked for a while and ate a soup. My hangover is gone so I suppose its time to get wasted.
I miss my NEET days when it was all anime, manga and fapfapfapfap to good ol content. I get plenty of alcohol tho, since I moved to Germany, beer is good and cheap.

>> No.13856069

I don't think I did anything interesting enough to blog about.

>> No.13856092

Lazy day. 40º in Ibaraki today.

>> No.13856203
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13856203

Oh, you know.

The usual.

>> No.13856240

I'm alternating between playing Divinity : Original Sin with a friend, reading Umineko and fapping to touhou porn. I'm currently at the end of episode 3, it's really good.

>> No.13856255

I went to eat breakfast with my sis, and is going to spend the rest of the day doing nothing.

>> No.13856256

woke up
Checked youtube for any new vids
Checked the chan and various social media
Whacked off to an otokonoko doujin
Now gonna play some gaimes

>> No.13856313

>>13856256
livin d life

>> No.13856314

had headphones on and I was browsing through the CGs of a character in a VN I never played then realized my sister was behind me for the past 5 min

>> No.13856370

>>13855416
>my dude
Soon to be fiancé.

>> No.13856372

>>13856314
Go on.

>> No.13856391
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13856391

Just woke up to my cat scratching me face. Now browing the /jay/ while sipping coffee.
I think I'll try to do something productive today.

>> No.13856404

>>13856391
>I think I'll try to do something productive today.
You won't though.

>> No.13856410
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13856410

I woke up and i was disappointed that i didn't die in my sleep, then i had an emotional breakdown an hour ago.

I don't want to be alive anymore. I'm so lonely.

>> No.13856413

>>13856410
I can't really relate to having a breakdown, but I can empathize with you. I can, however, relate to being disappointed about not passing in my sleep. Want to talk about anything

>> No.13856425

>>13856410
You sound pretty gay. Have you ever wanted to taste a dick?

>> No.13856434

woke up
nutted
watched bunny videos on youtube
considered working on my japanese studies
nutted
came to /jp/
I guess I should eat next but all I have is a meatloaf tv dinner

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>>13856404
I know.

>> No.13856461

I haven't been to /jp/ in years, what a great time to blog.
It's like coming back home after living away for years, there's some kind of nostalgia, like the place changed and also you have changed.
I had an urge to play 2hu yesterday, so might as well come here, kinda strange there's no shooting game general thread.
Anyway I'm a filthy neet, my head hurts and my period just started. I'll just go and play 2hu all day I think.

>> No.13856468

>>13856461
Will you be my cute neet /jp/ gf?
Pls
I'm not weird, just lonely

>> No.13856471

>>13856461
Period for what?

>> No.13856473

>>13856434
>nutted
epic jock chad bro dude XD

>> No.13856475
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>>13856461
Just make a STG general thread. It'll make a great addition to the Japan/Generals board.

>> No.13856477

>>13856461
Tits or GTFO?

>> No.13856480

>>13856461
squirt all your womanly juices over my face

>> No.13856483

>>13856477
epic /b/ lol :D

>> No.13856492

>>13856475
I kinda wanted to, but then maybe those weren't a thing anymore around here and then I'd look dumb.

>>13856468
>>13856477
>>13856480
Don't hit on me silly boys.

>> No.13856495

>>13856483
>>13856492
Just doing my job.

>> No.13856521

>>13856495
I mentioned I was female for eneryone's shitposting enjoyment in the first place. Feels good.

>> No.13856534

>>13856521
Thank you, though people should just spam Tits or GTFO , I miss old /b/.

>> No.13856624

>>13855950
I didn't get one either, anon. I'm really upset.

I actually got an email from Tree of Savior 6 hours ago, and for a brief moment I thought maybe they'd sent my key out late, or something.

But it turned out it was just a message telling me how to use the forums.

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13856648

The day is just starting and I found out the Liru game is canned. I think I'm going to go back to bed.

Also, I forgot to say "Rabbit-Rabbit".

>> No.13856658

>>13856648
Please do NOT kill yourself!!!

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I'm sitting around doing nothing because I broke my toe and my doctor told me to not put weight on it so I'm catching up on a lot of manga reading and playing with my cats.

>> No.13856834

I woke up, did my best to ignore this thread for a few hours, and eventually gave into my need to express my hatred for this thread, this board, and everyone in it.

>> No.13856864

how's this thread up

you should all kill yourselves

>> No.13856879

>>13856834
Take it easy, nerd.

>> No.13857148

I didn't know SSRIs would have this much of an effect on my fap life. It's weird doing what I usually do but with no pleasure. Can't cum either. Maybe things will change when the bux start coming in and I can live alone.

>> No.13857233

>>13855297
introversion is not an illness you idiot. i think what you're mistaking for introversion is "fear of failure"

>> No.13857273

Played Dead Space yesterday instead of going to bible study, no one knows me there anyways. I'm sure father is proud
Stood up all night again, highlights were going through my screenshots folder and remembering better times, finding out that the haynes manual I have isn't completely useless, and having half of an emotional breakdown mostly brought on by feelings of abandonment and being unable to feel most feelings for a long while

>> No.13857506

>>13855829
Almonds and perfume.

>>13855919
Then move somewhere inside your country.
And I don't think there aren't any countries that share your same language.

>Wouldn't I need money to relocate?
>I've been busting my ass the whole time, but I have nothing to show for it
Stop eating your money.

>> No.13857572

>>13855761
Tell me about more pictures you've fapped to.
The less lewd, the better.

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I just did my reps and you should do the same!

>> No.13857925

>>13857905
FUCK OFF NORMIE

>> No.13857971

I'm kinda used to the fact that we don't have mods/janitors here.
But holy shit, could /jp/sies at least report this thread until it gets to global mod queue? Are there only shitposters left here?

>> No.13857977

>>13857925
Bro...

>> No.13858003

Why is /jp/ a sfw board if no one here has a job?

Why did they get rid of sage?

Why did moot leave?

Why is the sky blue?

Why do I fap to tranny porn?

Why does ZUN like hats so much?

Why is cirno a baka?

Why can't we live to be 150 years old?

Why am I asking questions in a kuso thread on the Japan/General board of a chinese cartoon forum?

>> No.13858010

>>13858003
>Why did they get rid of sage?
Never will I ever not be frustrated about this.

>> No.13858011

>>13858003
>Why did they get rid of sage?
It still works, they just made it invisible so people's feelings wouldn't get hurt, and noone seems to use it anymore anyway.

>> No.13858026

>>13858011
>noone seems to use it anymore anyway.
I use it all the time. It's polite.

>>13858003
>Why does ZUN like hats so much?
Hats are fucking cool, what's not to like? Don't you like hats, then?

>> No.13858061

>>13857905
I want to start today's python lessons but I'm too addicted to shitposting on the big Jay.

>> No.13858088

>>13858003
Because we are a splinter of /a/, and adopted most of their culture.

Management thought it was being used as a "downvote."

He got tired of 4chan and felt it was time to move on.

Something to do with how light is reflected/refracted in the atmosphere?

I don't know. Most trannies are pretty gross.

>>13858026

She was originally made to be a joke character, and her personality as such drove her to being a baka.

Hayflick limit

Because you have nothing better to do, like me.

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Nothing.

I just woke up.

>> No.13858169

>>13858003
Why is there still a post timer?

Why is there still a deletion timer?

Why is there still a thread creation timer?

Why aren't threads just allowed to die due to age?

Why doesn't/jp/ only have 5 pages? That's all it needs.

>> No.13858185

>>13858169
Spam.

Phantom bumping.

Spam.

Because people won't let them.

It should have 15 pages again.

>> No.13858189

>>13858088
>Because we are a splinter of /a/, and adopted most of their culture.
Only a half answer. Why were boards divided into SFW and NSFW at all? That didn't exist at first. Why didn't moot just delete /h/ instead of forcing nsfw content into it and now /e/? All the niche ero stuff had seperate boards anyway so it's not like all porn would be on /a/.

>> No.13858204

>>13858169
To prevent flooding.

No idea. Deletion times don't seem to have any point or function.

To prevent flooding.

No idea. Threads should autosage after one month.

Five pages of fifteen threads would open /jp/ to complete flooding. See the "justiceforchrisdej" episode of last week.

>> No.13858221

>>13858189
I thought the philosophy was that nsfw status was only conferred if its absence would effectively snuff out the board's "mission."

>> No.13858243

>>13858149
I ordered a pizza an hour ago but got full after 2 slices

>> No.13858267

I miss warosu

>> No.13858302

Same thing I did every day for the past three months. Nothing.

>>13856410
>I woke up and i was disappointed that i didn't die in my sleep
Also this.

>> No.13858332

>>13858302
Ummm, this might be a stupid question, but why don't you go and do something that interests you?

>> No.13858348

>>13858267
try to find a spinoff for the time being

>> No.13858356

>>13856410
I was also disappointed that I didn't die in my sleep.

>> No.13858360

>>13858332
You mean like shitposting or watching anime?
I don't really consider that as doing "something".

>> No.13858375

Why did moot stop world4chan?

Why did moot secretly take down world4chan?

>> No.13858376

>>13858360
I didn't actually mean anything particular. I asked out of curiosity as it seems weird and a bit sad to me that someone doesn't have anything at all to do. Also, if watching anime and shitposting is something one enjoys, I don't see how that wouldn't count as doing something. If they do it just to fill the void, I can see your point.

>> No.13858410

>>13858376
>A hobby is a regular activity that is done for enjoyment, typically during one's leisure time.
This is something a therapist told me as well.
I still refuse to call watching anime or playing video games as hobby.

I wish I had some creative hobby but I have no willpower left to pursue any of them.

>> No.13858428

Shitposting just isn't the same without the thrill of danger... *sigh*

>> No.13858443

Got hired after applying for a software dev. engineer position
4 months until the JLPT exam and i'm not yet ready to take on N1

i can't stand normals always trying to hang out or go out drinking
leave me alone goddammit

>> No.13858467

>>13858443
>i can't stand normals always trying to hang out or go out drinking
Do you mean the people at your new workplace invite you out? Seems awful, what do you say?

>> No.13858469

>>13854564
I'm dating a really cute asian 40 years old lady
she has been a prostitute for twenty years so the sex is great. she also loves classic music like me
I'm pretty happy

>> No.13858472

>>13858221
If that were the case, /jp/ would be NSFW and the undivided eroge board.

>>13858204
>Five pages of fifteen threads would open /jp/ to complete flooding.
Good. You could keep pushing the idol and monstergirl threads off the board until they gave up. There's literally nothing to do in /jp/ except make shitty 3d threads and spam shitty posts about touhou and whatever other otaku things to fill up the rest of the space. The actual on topic AND not stupid content could probably fit on 2 pages.

>>13858443
>Got hired after applying for a software dev. engineer position
What kind of position? Entry level or did you just go for one of those 12 years exp needed head dev positions?

>> No.13858477

>>13858443
>Got hired after applying for a software dev. engineer position
What's it like being a software dev?

>> No.13858487

>>13858410
Start with something easy, something that doesn't require that much devotion and resources. It can be a bitch trying to do sports or something like that after a long period of doing nothing, I know. Especially so if you're depressed. Don't go dying yet, though, there's so much cool things out there to see and experience.

>> No.13858491

>>13858469
Get out normie.
>dating a prostitue

>> No.13858515

>>13858487
I've never had any interest in sports, not to mention I'm no good at interacting with people either.

> Don't go dying yet, though, there's so much cool things out there to see and experience.
Like having a gf? Yeah, I don't think I will experience that.
Killing myself can wait until I get some shitty dead end wageslave job.

>> No.13858527

>>13858410
>I wish I had some creative hobby but I have no willpower left to pursue any of them.
I started painted after doing some with a therapist. It's just about having fun with colors and shapes.

>>13858515
>Like having a gf? Yeah, I don't think I will experience that.
Why not?

>> No.13858532

>>13858467
Yes but also when I was studying. I just tell people I don't want to.

>>13858472
>What kind of position? Entry level or did you just go for one of those 12 years exp needed head dev positions?
Entry level, i was doing an internship there already and they were happy with the results.

>>13858477
>What's it like being a software dev?
I spend hours staring at a computer screen trying to solve issues while listening to J-Pop, can be worse.
Not a lot of people are actually competent at the job so I can spend time reading JP news websites or doing Ankidroid without anyone complaining about me working slowly.

>> No.13858538

>>13858527
>Why not?
Because
>I'm no good at interacting with people
And it would also require not being a failure at life.

>> No.13858539 [DELETED] 

>>13858532
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>> No.13858541 [DELETED] 

>>13858539
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>> No.13858543

>>13854564

Honestly, I've spent the last few days trying to fast-forward my life by drinking.

I interviewed at Facebook last Tuesday so waiting to hear back. I interviewed there 3 months ago and made it to the final round, they said they really liked me, but they had someone with insane qualifications, but that they wanted to bring me in when they got budget.

I hope this go around pans out, because I've been a NEET for 2 years now. I want to go back to making $100k+ a year. I can't handle NEET life, I'm not built for it.

>> No.13858554

>>13858472
>The actual on topic AND not stupid content could probably fit on 2 pages.
blog threads from here to the bottom of hell

>> No.13858558

I had a migraine and laid in bed almost the entire day

>> No.13858678
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13858678

I spent the day trying to debotnet Windows 10. I also took pictures of my fumos doing cute things. Then I drew a nice doodle of Sakuya doing something lewd with a mop on my hydro bill.

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