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It is almost a new month for some of us again! Please remember to say "Rabbit, Rabbit" as your first words when you wake up on the 1st of August for good luck during the month!

>> No.13852474

>>13852458

FUCK OFF, TEWI.

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

STOP MAKING RESISEN'S LIFE A LIVING HELL.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK,
YOU.

>> No.13852512
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>>13852474
So rude. No luck for you

>> No.13852526

Thank you.

>> No.13852650
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>>13852458
Thanks for the reminder.
This month too I wil channel my energy for another jaypeesie because I am lucky enough either way.

>> No.13853353
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13853353

速い!!

>> No.13853380

>>13852458
when will it be possible for me to shoot my semen inside Tewi's 1300 year old vagina?

>> No.13853386

>>13852650
That farm looks comfy as fuck. There's probably not even ambient road noise except maybe a single hour of the day.

>> No.13853666

>>13853380
When you say "Rabbit rabbit" as your first thing at the 1st day of 100 months on a row

>> No.13854069

Do I have to say it when I wake up or can I just wait until 12:00? Will it work if I wake up in the middle of the day then say it? What if I stay up late and speak after 12, will that taint it?

>> No.13854096

Fuck Tewi. Worst 2hu.

>> No.13854331
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13854331

Whoa! I completely forgot, thank you!

>> No.13854442
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13854442

tewi a cute

>> No.13854551

>>13852458
Should I say "Rabbit, Rabbit" once midnight passes or when I wake up after going to sleep after midnight passes?

>> No.13854561

I want to stretch Tewi's cute, pink, tight pussy with my big adult cock.

Even when my dick slimy with precum, I'd still make her spit on my shaft and smear it all over, and then proceed to slowly bury myself up to the balls, my erect dick pulsating in her deepest parts. After she is accustomed to the size, I'll softly kiss her cervix repeatedly with my dick until in one final thrust I'll firmly keep my engorged glans pressed tightly against the mouth of her tiny, unsoiled womb, flooding it full of my filthy, hot, smelly semen, staining it forever.

Then without pulling out, I'll keep pounding her, making sure to thoroughly smear my seed and leave her insides marked with my smell.

Rabbit.
Rabbit.

>> No.13854595

Happiness milk did a good tewi.

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Rabbit Rabbit

>> No.13854726
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>> No.13854771
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>> No.13855008

Remember.

>> No.13855013 [DELETED] 
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13855013

Hey Forgetful people,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.13855111

>>13854551
Always after waking up.

>> No.13855451

I said this last month and it was absolutely horrible. One of the worst months I've had in a long time.
DO NOT BELIEVE IN HER!
DO NOT SAY RABBIT RABBIT!
SHE WILL ONLY BREAK YOUR HEART, HOPES AND WALLET!

>> No.13855580
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13855580

Ribbit ribbit!

>> No.13856351

I did it.

>> No.13856579

>>13854561
Can I fap to your post?

>> No.13856742

>>13853386
Farms are popular targets for romanticism, but real life is far different.
If you have time to self-reflect and be "comfy" you're not going to be a very good farmer

>> No.13857132

Success!

>> No.13857267

did thing

>> No.13857384

post the calesthenics

>> No.13857431
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13857431

I did it! Had some solid luck last month without saying it, so I'm looking forward to even more luck this month. Thanks Tewi!

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>>13857384

>> No.13857468
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13857468

I said Rabbit Rabbit this morning, but here I am, still wasting my life in front of the computer!

Fuck this!

I'm gonna go get a life!

Thanks Tewi!

>> No.13857474

>>13857468

your fucking gay

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13857843

Rabbits sure are growing fast.

>> No.13857856

>>13857843
DELETE THAT

TEWI IS THE FLATTEST

>> No.13857911

>>13857843
MY BOSS JUST WALKED BEHIND ME AND I GOT FIRED
THANKS FAG

>> No.13858455

>>13857911
use links

>> No.13858550

>>13857843
this picture isn't anatomically correct

>> No.13858560
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13858560

I forgot. Now what?

>> No.13858609

>>13858560
You can't fap to Tewi for a month!

>> No.13858617
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>>13858609
But...

>> No.13859355

>>13857856
>>13857911
>not giving up and joining the lewd crusade

>> No.13861792

I said Rabbit, rabbit yesterday but they weren't my first words. I realized I forgot to say it and said it as fast as I could but there's no saving me now, is there?

>> No.13861936
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>>13858617
No, dude. You had your chance and you fucked it up. No Tewi for you this month.

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>>13854726
Wat?

>> No.13862037

>>13861936
I never quite understood what she's doing there. Is she repeatedly bringing in her legs and kicking them out or what?

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>>13861936
I don't think I can abstain.

>> No.13869328

>>13863740
Why are bunny tails so cute?

>> No.13869562

I'm gonna scoop up Tewi and cuddle her!

>> No.13869599

>>13855580

STOP RIBBITING!

>> No.13870376

Rabbi rabbi

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