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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.13846681
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Reminder that Anubis is Love.

>> No.13846682
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Mantis a best.

>> No.13846683

Dead Thread.

>> No.13846684

I wanna cuddle zombies

>> No.13846686

>>13846679

I wish KC updated his zombie art.

>> No.13846687

this isnt 2hu

>> No.13846688

Reposting for the new thread.
>Okay then, not a good idea to go charging in here. God Hand or no, you might end up in a situation that's too much to handle.
>Sneaking towards the voices you find yourself at another door, which you open carefully and peer ins- oh shit.
>It's that weird girl from before, Sandra. She seems to be beating something in a sack with a club alongside an odd floating cat eared girl and both are being watched by what looks like an elf with chocolate brown skin.
>"-'s total bullshit Alexis! I had him practically cornered and he just slams me against the floor like I was nothing! And then he goes and runs into that Tanya bitch's maze! She's probably raping MY prey right now!"
>She punctuates every single sentence with another brutal swing at the wriggling sack.
>"My my Sandra, you seem rather sour right now. I've never seen you get this worked up over a man getting away from you."
>The catgirl somehow is grinning even more smugly than Sandra did when you first met her. Her voice is throaty and seductive, yet also somehow irritating.
>"That's because a man has NEVER gotten away from me. Ever! And now the Queen has us down here beating up this punk for disobeying her!"
>Disobeying her? Sounds like a possible party member.
>"What are you doing? Get back to work!"
>Both of them suddenly jerk up at the voice of the Elf
>"Yes Okatavia! Right away!"
>They resume beating the bag, but you can hear them muttering "What a bitch" under their breath.
>Maybe you could walk out of here with more than one party member, if you played your cards right.
http://strawpoll.me/5069993

>> No.13846692
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13846692

Reminder that it's swimsuit season.

>> No.13846693

>>13846682
but she will bite my head off

>> No.13846696

>>13846688
CYOAs belong in /tg/. It isn't just me saying this, this is what we've been told by the mods.

>> No.13846697

>>13846693
No she won't.

>> No.13846698
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13846698

Cute crows

>> No.13846701

show me the snake girls

>> No.13846703

>>13846696
I don't recall /jp/ mods saying anything about that.

>> No.13846704

>>13846696
That kind of mentality is exactly why we left /a/ anon.

>> No.13846705
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>>13846701

>> No.13846706

>>13846692
I want to wrestle with her until she gets all sweaty in that swimsuit.

>> No.13846707

Any stories of women eventually offering themselves for monsterization willingly?

>> No.13846708

>>13846703
Then why have all CYOAs been deleted/disallowed since Nyanon's little episode?

>> No.13846709
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>>13846701
Still waiting on that commission from .less...

>> No.13846710

>>13846696
>muh posting standards

>> No.13846711

>>13846708
It seems, judging by everyone's reactions, that most people have cooled down since then.
I dunno, could be the case.

>> No.13846714

I want to stroke crow feathers

>> No.13846716

>>13846698
>>13846714
Would you make a murder with a crow tengu?

>> No.13846719

I want to have a cuddle orgy with a little loli Living doll, an average-sized Living Doll and a busty CC Living Doll!

>> No.13846721

>>13846716
oh yes so many daughterus

>> No.13846723

>>13846719
Would that be a Matryoshka Orgy?

>> No.13846726

Remember do not rape elves, tenderly love them instead

>> No.13846727

>>13846723
Sort of? There aren't any Russians and only the loli would be pear-shaped. I'd still probably call it that though.

>> No.13846728

>>13846688
>No time to think! Whoever's in that bag is in trouble! You kick open the door and barrel into the catgirl, knocking her over with a yelp.
>You lock eyes with Sandra and she seems too shocked to respond, as does her elven overseer.
>"Youuuuuuuuuu."
>You're not sure what you see in her eyes, but it's either hate or lust. Maybe both.
>"Taking this. Bye."
>You grab the bag and sprint out of the room, slamming the door behind you and quickly sneaking into another unoccupied room.
>A good move too, because you're pretty sure Sandra's scream of rage just blew out your eardrums and if her shadow was any indication, she just barreled past the room you're hiding in at breakneck speed.
>At any rate, it's time to see just who they were beating up. You open the bag to find...
http://strawpoll.me/5070082

>> No.13846731

>>13846727
I was more taking the first work from those nesting dolls because you keep having them increase in size

>> No.13846733

>>13846688
Stop spamming this shit. Fuck off.

>> No.13846734

>>13846708
just let him continue his story, if the mods ban him then you were right and thats that. but if they do nothing then whe get new OC, everybody wins. CYOAs are only a problem when people start complaining

>> No.13846745

>>13846733
No need to be rude for no reason anon.

>> No.13846747

>>13846733
>OC
>Spamming
Good one m8.

>> No.13846753
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13846753

Reminder:
Fox women are the best women

>> No.13846754

>>13846688
>Reposting for the new thread.
Fuck off, it shouldn't have even been in the last thread.

>> No.13846756

>>13846754
The smell of butthurt in the morning......smells like victory..

>> No.13846757
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>>13846753
No. They are harlots who smell of sake and fried tofu.

>> No.13846761

>>13846753
I respectfully disagree with you anon.

>> No.13846762

>>13846756
>mods have specificially went on record against CYOA
>butt hurt
Don't cry when we allow this shit and it becomes more common causing the mods to move us to /tg/.

>> No.13846763

>>13846757
No, they have sharp teeth and claws for eating liver!

>> No.13846768

Remember anons, don't bite the bait.

>> No.13846769

>>13846728
>You open the bag only to be met with a bruised up girl with monkey-like traits.
>"Whoo. Thanks. I really thought I was gonna die back there."
>She climbs out of the bag and begins dusting herself off. During this time you notice she's got rather well toned muscles and quite the ample rear end.
>"I'm Akiko, and now that we've got that out of the way how about we get outta here?"
>She looks you over, her gaze lingering momentarily on your pompadour.
"Though we could probably take those guys if you thought you were up to it."
http://strawpoll.me/5070142

>> No.13846770

>>13846768
But it's so delicious, and the side dish of salty tears is so enticing.

>> No.13846771

I want to fall into a pool filled with every type of slime

>> No.13846772 [SPOILER] 
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13846772

Well, it is a full moon again and I was going to ask everyone what their top 5 MGs were, but someone else beat me to it....

So, I offer to you instead what I hope you all find as some original Ryu artwork..

I'll ask again next month as we here at MGC Central Admin want to make sure we keep tabs on what MGs are popular with the men.

>> No.13846773

>>13846769
Fighting seems like it would be a cake walk with that Minotaur helping out.

>> No.13846774

>>13846757
That Fox has had too much to drink! Cut her off before she mofus someone!

>> No.13846775

>>13846772
Yeah, a little late on that pic as well...

>> No.13846778

I want to hug a clingy Kiki

>> No.13846782

>>13846774
Drunken fox woman wants to mofu you...

I don't see any bad side to this.....

>> No.13846784

>>13846782
Would fox pussy feel like silk?

>> No.13846787

>>13846753
I'll fucking fight you m8.

>> No.13846791

>>13846753
But anon, that's not a dragon.

>> No.13846792

I wonder what a barbershop in MGC would be like

>> No.13846796

>>13846792
Full of mantises.

>> No.13846798

>>13846796
Can I take one home?

>> No.13846800
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>>13846782
So you would just let a fox have her way with you?

>> No.13846801

>>13846798
Well, they are overstaffed.

>> No.13846803

>>13846801
I'm going to take two home!

>> No.13846805

>>13846796
how clean of a shave does one give?

>> No.13846806

>>13846803
Where would you put them?

Maybe just have them standing in your bedroom, watching you sleep?

>> No.13846808

>>13846803
Then you want the twins?
>>13846805
So close you start thinking you need to measure it in microns.

>> No.13846811 [SPOILER] 
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>>13846800
Yes.

>> No.13846812

I want to sleep inside a slime so she can whisper into my ear

>> No.13846813

>>13846806
>standing
Of course not, they're going to get their own room!

>>13846808
The twins?

>> No.13846817

>>13846812
What would you like on your tombstone?
Or would you prefer cremation?

"Here lies anon who tried to lie inside a slime, couldn't escape and suffocated"

This would so be on the darwin awards .

>> No.13846818

>>13846813
The twins go everywhere together, and look exactly the same. We think they sometimes swap sides when we aren't looking. They'll work together on the haircuts and other jobs. Just try not to separate them. Trust me. Don't.

>> No.13846823

>>13846818
I'll take them, but just so I know what I'm dealing with, what would happen if they were separated?

>> No.13846824

>>13846769
Sorry, I'm really tired right now. I'll continue later.
But yeah, you're going to fight them.

>> No.13846825

>>13846817
Well my face would be out of her so like a wet suit

>> No.13846830

>>13846824
Alright.

Good shit so far anon.

>> No.13846833

>>13846823
They curl up into a ball and start crying. And they won't stop until they're reunited. We're not entirely sure why.

>> No.13846836
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>>13846753
Older kitsunes make my heart and my dick go doki-doki

>> No.13846843
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>>13846836
Little foxes, big hearts.

>> No.13846845

>>13846836
Yes we know, you did the same post last thread.

>> No.13846849
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13846849

Paladin here
Your waifu a shit! I will smite her!

>> No.13846853

>>13846849
Purge all humans.

>> No.13846857

>>13846853
>implying you don't need humans more than anything
>smug pepe.jpg

>> No.13846858

>>13846849
>Renly's butt buddy
Like you could smite anyone, alp.

>> No.13846859
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>>13846853
Brah, we got a problem?

>> No.13846861

>>13846849
Hugh Mann here, your goddess a shit and your female paladins are just elves in armor.

>> No.13846866

>>13846812
Get a Shoggoth.

>> No.13846873

>>13846866
I would if I could.

>> No.13846875

>>13846866
why not both?

>> No.13846876

>>13846845
I'm going to become another "breastfeed by holstaurus" guy

>> No.13846880

>>13846849
But Brother, my waifu is Paladin-chan.

>> No.13846882

>>13846876
Then let me be the first to tell you to fuck off.

>> No.13846892

>>13846882
I was just kidding anon, no need to be so upset

>> No.13846901
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13846901

>>13846843
>>13846800
>>13846757
>>13846753

Kitsunes are okay, but they could be better if they acted like tomboys, and were your best friend since childhood.

>> No.13846915
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>>13846892
TEKELI-LI

>> No.13846923

>>13846915
Now this is something to be upset about.

>> No.13846928

>>13846915
I want to hire her as a maid

>> No.13846930

>>13846915
She's perfect.

>> No.13846934

>>13846915
Remove abomninations.

>> No.13846935

>>13846930
Literally literally not figuratively literally at that.

>> No.13846938

>>13846915
Kikimora's rival?

>> No.13846941
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>>13846915
Rivals!

>> No.13846946

>>13846941
I want to hug both at the same time

>> No.13846948

>>13846946
As the one who summoned them into this world to rule over mankind you might be allowed that as a reward for bringing the old ones into your realm.

>> No.13846951

>>13846948
Awesome but maybe no ruling over the world? Just cuddles and tender love

>> No.13846954

>>13846941
those are some next level smug smiles

>> No.13846957

>>13846951
The catch is that you never actually take over the world, the mindflayer messes with your head and makes you think you conquered the earth. Meanwhile in reality you're really locked in their room being milked continuously by chaos abominations.

>> No.13846958

>>13846954
C:

>> No.13846959

>>13846957
Well can't I tell the mindflayer I'm willing to so no need to mind fuck md

>> No.13846961

>>13846954
They're not as crude as the Smug Squad though. Shoggoths and Mindflayers are much more refined and polite.

>> No.13846962

>>13846811
"sloot"

>> No.13846963

I want to hug and comfort a sad vampire

>> No.13846966

I want to surprise a cockney Cheshire with anal!

>> No.13846967

>>13846963
A sad mind warping vampire squid, yes?

>> No.13846971

>>13846966
>cockney
Fucking futafag

>> No.13846972

>>13846966
>"Oi, whaddya doin' stickin' ya John Thomas in me bum?"

>> No.13846974

>>13846967
Sure it isn't right to see someone sad and not help them

>> No.13846976

>>13846971
>not knowing what cockney is
I want uncultured swines to go and stay go.

>> No.13846977

>>13846974
>See a Manticore sitting on a park bench, sobbing into her paws.
>Ask her what's wrong.
>"Everyone is too easy to rape! It's not even challenging anymore!"
>Before you can reply her thick Tailpussy shoots forward and clamps onto your face.
>She cries as she drags your thrashing body behind a tree for some aggressive love-making.
>"I'M SO BORED!"

>> No.13846994

>>13846915
KC, I like you now.

>> No.13846998
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13846998

If Kikimora isn't you're favorite monster girl, you don't know shit.

>> No.13846999

>>13846998
I disagree.

>> No.13847004

>>13846971
That's so stupid it's not even funny.

>> No.13847005

>>13846998
She's in my top 5, does that count?

>> No.13847006

>>13846998
I prefer Shoggoth.

>> No.13847008

>>13846998
Indeed. I don't know where all the abominationfags came from, but they need to leave.

>> No.13847012

>>13846998
Slav go and stay go.

>> No.13847013
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13847013

I want to confess to a big scary oomukade!

>> No.13847016

>>13846998
She was FotM for a little but but her moment is passing, she's not even in my top 10.

I'd rather fantasize about other monster girls adapting to being maids.

>> No.13847017

>>13847008
What? Why?
>>13847013
I want someone to write about a big, scary Oomukade who kicks the asses of a bunch of Dragons and rapes some big strong knight so we can finally get rid of the stereotypes.

>> No.13847019

>>13846915
Something to Iä! Iä! about.

>> No.13847020

>>13847017
>Why?
No, stop asking questions and go back to your home dimension. We're full.

>> No.13847021

>>13846915
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>> No.13847022

>>13847020
>stop asking questions
Is your Kiki maid standing behind you and making sure you write propaganda?

>> No.13847023
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>>13847020
But this dimension has such pretty fabrics!

>> No.13847024

>>13847022
Even if she was, she's not my boss.
Anyways, enjoy being your waifu's living skirt.

>> No.13847027

>>13847023
Where is flamethrower-kun when you need him?

>> No.13847028
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>>13846998
They're one of my favorite, is that fine enough?

>> No.13847029

>>13846915
>blind subterrainean penguin girls next

>> No.13847031

I want to tenderly cuddle a Matango!

>> No.13847032

>>13847027
In the looney bin.
>>13847029
>At the Mountains of Mamono

>> No.13847035

>>13847031
There is a serious shit taste infection in this thread.

>> No.13847036

>>13846941
>>13846915
They look so fucking smug.
What are they so confident about?

>> No.13847037

>>13847036
You can't comprehend the true form of their vagina.

>> No.13847038

>>13847031
You posted this last thread, and it was just as stupid then.

>> No.13847042

>>13847031
I want to become a soldier in Mad Hatter's army and dress up as a bunny boy and fight for her!

>> No.13847046

>>13846915
Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of lewd

>> No.13847055
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>I can't believe that I'm saying this, the experiment worked!
>But, we didn't create exactly what we were looking for:
>A killing machine for the front lines of this war.
>But it's not human, and it's not super human,
It's not even mutant.
>We created a monster girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMNAMKUy77Q

>> No.13847056

>>13847055
She looks like a Tarrasque.

>> No.13847061
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>>13846938
Shots were officially fire today when Shaggoth offered a Kikimore a comfortable place in a filthy cellar with a tracksuit, and a bottle of vodka to keep her company as Shaggoth promised to oversee their masters health and well-being forever without her.

The number of germs killed today could not be estimated.

>> No.13847065

>>13847061
Kiki a best.

>> No.13847066

>>13847061
Let there be a competition! Writefags get to it!

>> No.13847069

>>13847066
No thanks, I'm doing stupid things.

>> No.13847070

>>13847056
They're practically Fallout's Tarrasques.

>> No.13847071

>>13847069
Me too. Turns out I can't into Yetis.

>> No.13847075

>>13847071
Well, I'm having fun with mine.

>> No.13847077
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13847077

>>13847075
Maybe I should, too.

>> No.13847082

>>13847077
Damn, I love that pic.

Vanilla dragon & kunoichi fusion when?

>> No.13847083

>>13847082
As a drawing? Who knows.

>> No.13847088

>>13847083
I guess a story could be interesting as well.

I don't know, I'm not a scientist.

>> No.13847091

>>13847088
Well luckily for you, I happen to be a BRILLIANT SCIENTIST, and capable of writing such a thing. For example, if I combined the idea from>>13847017
with it, I could have a Dragon who loses against an Oomukade, then fuses with a Kunoichi to win.
Of course, for such a thing to happen I'd have to finish the current storyarc first.

>> No.13847092

>>13847091
Don't worry about it doc, whatever works for you.

It's not like I'm going anywhere...

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>>13846915
>>13846941
Something slightly amusing I accidentally found.
timewarp MG when

>> No.13847101

>>13847092
Well I'll add that to the list of ideas for that series, then.

>> No.13847103

>>13847055
Out of all the beasts in the wasteland, one supersedes the rest
Black horns like Deruella herself, and you can smell cum on her breath
She stands ten feet tall, with a razor blade claws and tits bigger than my chest.
Weighs in at more than a ton, my friend I suggest you run I got a date with a Rapeclaw!
Called unrapeable can't do it by myself I got a date with a Rapeclaw!
Get your minigun lock and load, even mininukes might not help
(RAPECLAW)
Called queen of the wasteland no place safe to hide.
There's a chance that you might survive but more so you're about to climax at the hands of a Rapeclaw...

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>>13847013
Ej?! nandatte?!

>> No.13847133

>>13847055
Everything I love about Ushi-Oni and Dragons

>> No.13847161

This thread needs more cait sith loving
>hugging the cait sith
>petting the cait sith
>brushing the cait sith
>cuddling the cait sith
>holding hands with the cait sith
>playing with the cait sith
>making cait sith kittens
>raising said kittens together

>> No.13847163

>>13847161
Perish.

>> No.13847172
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>>13847161
My name is Alf..red Alfred Peoplestein, and I agree with this man completely! If any lonely Cait Siths are reading this, they should most definitely come by my house. I'll make them a fantastic dinner!

PS - Bring ketchup

>> No.13847175

>>13847161
As a fellow cat lover, >>13847172 is the right guy for the job.

I know him, he's cool.

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>>13847172

>> No.13847193

>>13847189
>tfw I was the one that made that crop for /a/ like two years ago

Alf is always relevant.

>> No.13847217

Yesterday's poll was about the Wolf family. And the winner was... fuck, I dunno, I forgot to check before the last thread was archived. If anybody can link me to last thread, that would be great.
Anyways. Today, we're voting on the Succubus Family. Try not to start too many shitstorms about Alps, guys.
>http://strawpoll.me/5071330

>> No.13847228

>>13846915
>>13846941
tfw they have to fight with mindflayers over who takes over people's minds

>> No.13847232

>>13847217
Alright, who voted Alp?

>> No.13847235

>>13847217
>Leanan Sidhe
I don't think that one belongs there.

I honestly never checked out the Kejourou's classification so that was a bit surprising.

>> No.13847236

>>13847235
Leanan Sidhes are actually a member of the Succubus family, along with Elves, Dwarves, Nereids, and Fairies. I was surprised, too.

>> No.13847239

>>13847217
Can you link me the previous one.

>> No.13847240

>>13847232
>not voting alp

>> No.13847242

>>13847239
I forgot to save the link. Somebody will have to link to the previous thread if you want it.
If I recall correctly, Hellhounds were in the lead last time I checked, with Kikis in second.

>> No.13847243

>>13847236
My bad, the encyclopedia page I have saved lists them as Fairi family and type. Looks like I missed out on an update.

>> No.13847245

>>13847243
*Fairy

>> No.13847248

>>13847217
Adding Lilims nullified that poll.

>> No.13847250

>>13847248
Bahahahahaa Alps an lilims are currently tied

>> No.13847253

>>13847248
Why? Only faggots vote for lilims. And how many faggots could there possibly be in /mgt/...

Oh...

>> No.13847254

>>13847217
>Kejourou
>Vampire
>Succubutt

Why must you make me choose?

>> No.13847255

>>13847253
There is nothing wrong with lilims.

>> No.13847256

>>13847217
Hellhound is in the lead
https://strawpoll.me/5062073/

>> No.13847257

>>13847255
>overpowered mary sues
You know, have you tried not being wrong?

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>>13847254
Go with your heart fellow anon

>> No.13847261

>>13847256
Thanks, bro.
So yeah, the last poll had Hellhounds as a landslide victor, getting 53% of the vote.

>> No.13847262

>>13847256
Are there really that many bitchboys in here? I'm impressed.

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13847263

Rich Dragon wants to find the most powerful fighter and organizes a fighting tournament with an extravagantly huge prize! Who signs up?

>> No.13847264

>>13847255
>There is nothing wrong with lilims.

>Lol I corrupt anything, rape anything, is stronger than anyone

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>>13847262
Lets not rough them up, some of them can get a bit sensitive

>> No.13847267

>>13847262
No bully pls.

>> No.13847268

>>13847261
someone just voted in it, they cant take the heat

>> No.13847272

>>13847265
You're right, I'm sorry everyone.
>>13847267
Why not? We both know you like it.

>> No.13847275

>>13846901
I like it. But I don't really see the tomboy part.

>> No.13847276

Since polls got brought up...
http://www.strawpoll.me/5064227

>> No.13847278

>>13847272
>We both know you like it
When a girl does it, yeah. But you're a guy, and that makes it gay! Are you gay, anon? Are you an Alp? Do you want me to suck on your big, black spadetail?

>> No.13847279

>>13847256
>Hellhound is in the lead
As she should be
kinda surprised Anubis is so low

>> No.13847284

>>13847276
>no cute option

>> No.13847285

>>13847278
>Do you want me to suck on your big, black spadetail

I wouldn't mind, actually.

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>>13847285

>> No.13847288

>>13847284
>cute
Are you high or something?

>> No.13847291

>>13847286
>being a shithound
Begone, furball.

>> No.13847293

>>13847288
We all have a Shoggoth on the roof.

>> No.13847295

>>13846998
What if I have a foot fetish?

>> No.13847298

So I plugged the Shoggoth's information into Google Translate, and it's not the greatest translation ever, but it's relatively understandable.
It says that the Shoggoths serve Cthulhu, so I guess the big green guy himself is semi-confirmed for the MGE.
They're also confirmed to have a rivalry with Kikis. So we got that right too.
The next bit is harder to understand.
>Creativity is mainly her who was also or feral in revolt, but it seems very competent maid who served in very faithful in the picture book world.
>However, should the girls with the last two races of the same origin is only need it ......

>> No.13847299

>>13846915
I want to charge my fist with Holy spell enhanced versions of the 5 Elements and punch her with GUTS and WILLPOWER and LIBIDO!

>> No.13847305
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13847305

I asked last thread but didnt make a poll, and since polls are in at the moment, here
>Which Elemental would yall go adventuren with.
Of the 4 basics
http://strawpoll.me/5071526

>> No.13847307

>>13847305
Nigga, I'm even writing about an adventure with Undine.
Or I should be.

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>>13847217
>Vampire
>Kunoichi
>Lilim
>Amazoness
>Kejourou
It's fucking impossible to choose only one, they're all top tier

>> No.13847310

>>13847307
Oh your the one doing that?

get top it then its been ages since an update

>> No.13847311

>>13847309
>>Amazoness
Great taste

>> No.13847315

>>13847310
But Yetis anon!

>> No.13847316

>>13847298
Any mention of their husbandos?

>Chtulhu
I'm not sure how I feel about it.

>first green
Probably just states they're faithful to their work, and 'creative' in a literal, natural-tools-making meaning.

>> No.13847317

>>13847315
Oh, oh, ok

>> No.13847318

>>13846772
MGC Central? Are you taking maid requests?

>> No.13847319

>>13847317
I'm not getting any of that done either you know.

>> No.13847320

>>13847315
Who the fuck gives a shit about yetis

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>>13847319
I shall wait pateintly

>> No.13847324

Im suprised alp has held 2nd place for so long

>> No.13847327

>>13847316
Husbando can temporarily merge with the Shoggoth's body, gaining control of part of her body and being able to turn it into various objects or organs just like she can.
So if you wanna fuck your Shoggoth maid with a whole bunch of tentacle dicks, there you go.

>> No.13847328

>>13847320
I do.
>>13847322
Fine, you made me feel bad. Gotta go fast.

>> No.13847330

>>13847327
Wow what, this is, i dontknow how to feel about this

>> No.13847332

>>13847328
Dont go to fest, you might get hurt also didnt mean to make you feel bad, just meant i enjoy your stories

>> No.13847333

>>13847327
Fucking knew it.

>> No.13847334

>>13847327
>>13847330
I like it.

>> No.13847335

>>13847327
That's quite... monsterboyish... not?

>> No.13847337

>>13847327
>fuck your Shoggoth maid with a whole bunch of tentacle dicks
Now peggingfags can finally go fuck themselves, like I always wanted them to.

>> No.13847338

>>13847332
Update is coming whether you want it or not. Hopefully today.

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>>13847217
>Only one other anon voted for Vampire

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>>13847327
KC stop

>>13847339
Yeah that was me

>> No.13847345

>>13847327
Wouldn't surprise me, but we'll see.

>>13847339
Well, I mean, I voted for Dhampir, so that's kind of close.

>> No.13847348

>>13847327
When are we going to have something nice and vanilla again?
I miss Eros.

>> No.13847349

>>13847338
Oh i want it, just take your time with it

>> No.13847350

>>13847349
Update will be posted in 5 hours, most of which will be spent dicking around.

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>>13847217
>how is alp still in 2nd
>>13847305
>gnome currently leading 56%

>> No.13847353

>>13847327
So if that blob in her profile picture is her husbando, what does a single Shoggoth look like?

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>>13847339
>tfw no one else voted Kunoichi

>> No.13847360

>>13847352
>worst hugs
>worst personality
>ugly hair
>ugly skin
>ugly hands
Gnome a shit.

>> No.13847363

>>13847360
I voted sylph just so ya know

>> No.13847366

>>13847353
Hopefully cosplay tier.

>> No.13847367

>>13847353
In this case it doesn't seem to be her husband, it's all her. The hubbie just can sort of merge with that thing by plunging in it.
If so, we practically get a Selkie or a Liliraune type much more than Mindflayer/Wendigo.

>> No.13847373

>>13847367
I can see you sweatin' from here.

>> No.13847375

>>13847367
Those eyes and mouth are most definitely not hers.

>> No.13847376

>>13847327
Time to use headcanon again like with the Wendigo

>> No.13847378

>>13847358
>Yer havin' a wizard baby
>Yer havin' a wizard, baby

I can't decide.

>> No.13847379

>>13847376
What's Wendigo headcanon like?

>> No.13847383

>>13847379
The same only that you don't transform into a fucking monster

>> No.13847385

>>13847383
The problem is that that's her only real gimmick. Without it she's just a loli in a fluffy cloak.
At least Mindflayers and Shoggoths have something going for them outside of the transformation stuff.

>> No.13847388

>>13847352
You guys must really like gnome, well aleast 6 of you do

>> No.13847389

>>13847385
A loli in a fluffy cloak is fine

>> No.13847392

>>13847385
Why does she need a "gimmick"?
Why can't she just be a cute loli in a fluffy cloak?
Not everything has to be monstrous.

>> No.13847393

>>13847385
A loli in a fluffy coat is perfectly fine. Especially one with a nice personality, like hers.

>> No.13847395

>>13847367
>merge with the Shoggoth's body
>it doesn't seem to be her husband, it's all her
>merge
You know, the meaning of words isn't optional.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. I shall wait for the "official" translation before I tear you a new one.

>> No.13847398

>>13847385
Her gimmick is stalking and spooking travellers. If anything, the transformation thing just feels tacked on.

>> No.13847401

>>13847373
Spare my refuge anon, at least for these few days.

>>13847375
It's still arguable it -is- a face down there, in the end. Looks pretty chaotic. I was the first to verbally assume it's a face last thread, so it's not like I'm all into denial.

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>>13847385
>Without it she's just a loli in a fluffy cloak

>> No.13847404

>>13847327
>>13847395
>temporarily
You almost did get ahead of yourself

>> No.13847408

>>13847404
Regardless, that's still some /d/ tier shit.

>> No.13847410

>>13847389
>>13847392
>>13847393
>>13847402
As shitty as her canon version is, if you're gonna headcanon her you could at least give her some traits that make her anything like a fucking Wendigo. Hell, from what I remember her design is basically just a human girl that lacks feet for some reason.

>> No.13847415

>>13847410
Really, why does she need to have monstrous traits? Why can't she just be a cute vanilla girl with a few Wendigo-like traits when she has her cloak on (spooky shadowed face, stalking people)?
We already get enough monstrous garbage, let us have some nice things every now and then.

>> No.13847424

>>13847410
See >>13847415
Although, truthfully, I do like the monstrous girls too, and the abominations Harblador has written about are top tier, but with Wendigo the transformation really does feel just tacked on, like an afterthought. "Oops, she doesn't really fit into my recent trend, gotta throw something else onto it" type shit.

>> No.13847426

Loli with a fluffy tail > loli in a fluffy cloak

>> No.13847428

>>13847426
Pemmican>fried tofu

>> No.13847431

>>13847415
Why can't MGE just be all cute vanilla girls?

>> No.13847432

>>13847426
Good thing Wendigo has both

>> No.13847433

>>13847431
Because no.

Altough I agree that KC is really pushing it lately.

>> No.13847435

>>13847426
But why not both?

>> No.13847436

Kemonomimi > all.

Paws a shit.

>> No.13847438

>>13847436
I will erase your entire bloodline from existence.

>> No.13847447

>>13847415
>monstrous garbage
I mean, vanilla girls are fine too but don't talk shit about the proper monstergirls

>> No.13847448

>>13847433
Wasn't MGE specifically meant to be ultra vanilla because KC wanted to make a setting with friendly monster girls and no weird fetishes as an alternative to all the femdom and vore games out there?
He sure dropped that concept pretty quickly. Shame, MGE could have been something great if he hadn't given in and started catering to niches.

Which girl marked the beginning of the end for you? Imo Sandworm was where everything started going to shit.

>> No.13847454

>>13847433
KC said he was going to do a few more monstrous girls to please people who like that.
>>13847448
>MGE could have been something great if he hadn't given in and started catering to niches
Fuck off, half the fun in MGE is that there's something for everyone. Want a super vanilla cat girl you could find in a main stream anime? There's more than you can shake your dick at.

It's even the same with some of the older ones, even monoeyes are divisive since not everyone likes that. Hell I know I guy who got seriously creeped out by Gazers of all things.

>> No.13847455

>>13847448
Well, he isn't full-on MGQ, not yet.

>> No.13847457

>>13847448
Screw you, Sandworm is olev.

>> No.13847463

>>13847454
>few more monstrous girls
Motherfucker needs to finish the wonderland ones.

I don't care what your fellow nips think, just do it.

>> No.13847473

>>13847463
I honestly can't blame them if they were a little mad over the pre-mindflayer stuff. They were literally just brown people.

>> No.13847478

>>13847473
Sexy brown people.
And making angels monstrous is dumb anyway.

>> No.13847481

>>13847473
>I honestly can't blame them
I can: They have shit taste and should shut their mouths.

See, it's easy.

>> No.13847482

>>13847478
Do I need to post pictures of burning wheels with thousands of eyes revolving around themselves?

>> No.13847486

>>13847448
>Which girl marked the beginning of the end for you?
None of them, I'm still enjoying it overall, even if I like some girls more than others.

>> No.13847493

>>13847478
>angels monstrous is dumb anyway
Ehh, have you seen the original bible angels? They looks like angels in MGQ

>> No.13847495

>>13847454
There will never too many monster girls for me not to shake my dick at them all.

>> No.13847508

I want to be swarmed by loli beelzebubs

>> No.13847514

>>13847508
Do you wanna be a seahorse?

>> No.13847545
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>all these freaky monstergirls lately

Is a girl who that especialises in anal really that much to ask KC?

>> No.13847547

>>13847285
even if said alp is frotting the spadetail against her own crotch and will splutter thick, creamy tail milk all over you once she cums?

>> No.13847548

>>13847514
Well meme'd.

>> No.13847552

>>13847545
Tentacle :^)

>> No.13847559

>>13847493
Not saying he's right, the ophanim and seraphim are a thing after all, but the lower and more numerous choirs in most angelic hierarchy interpretations tend toward the 'androgynous being with wings' depictions rather than the 'burning wheels withing wheels with eyes all over' deal.

>> No.13847563

>>13847547
I want alps to leave.

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The adventures of a man and his Slime and Undine companion in the desert continue for a brief moment for the first time in forever, starting at line 70.

http://pastebin.com/ZCJtkHJF

>> No.13847569

>>13847545
If you let the thing about the husbands apart they're pretty good

>> No.13847595
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Sure is dead in here all of a sudden.

>> No.13847609

>>13847448
MGE's concept has never had anything to do with monster's appearance, except them not turning MGQ style. And if you think his recent ones look MGQ enough, you should go and check MGQ again.
It's main points are that monstergirls don't care with killing or slaughter, don't treat humans as livestock, and don't cheat, ditch or force to share their husbands. "No bad ends" etc. MGE still and very likely will hold those. Everything else is good to go unless it abides the rules, and doesn't become the paradigm (so everyone can get aboard).

>> No.13847631

What are the Jabberwock's tentacle things actually for?

>> No.13847636 [SPOILER] 
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moth

>> No.13847637

>>13847631
They're wocks; they jabber.

>> No.13847641

>>13847636
Is she trying to warn me about a collapsing bridge?

>> No.13847642

>>13847636
Remove shitty moths.

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>>13847636
A best

>> No.13847646

>>13847642
I don't see any.

>> No.13847656

>>13847641
She's warning you about all the babies you'll give her.

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>>13847642

>> No.13847682

>>13847678
Don't you have more mothers to murder?

>> No.13847685

>>13847643
>>13847678

I want to play adult games with her.

>> No.13847697

>>13847682
It was only one human, give her a break.

>> No.13847702

>>13847697
Right? You murder one person, and suddenly you're a murderer?

What's up with that?

>> No.13847703

>>13847697

They breed them all the time in Mexico and Africa anyway. He can get a new one.

>> No.13847708

>>13847636
meet flames.

>> No.13847711

>>13847702
>Hugging your cute shota husbando
>Some old bitch comes in and calls you a monster and tries to take your shota away
>Get rid of that thing, then suddenly you shota cries and runs away, saying who he hates you
>Fucking humangirls ruin everything

>> No.13847715

>>13847697
So one is fine?

Hey everyone, you can murder one MG. Better make it count.

>> No.13847718

>>13847715
I choose moth!

>> No.13847720

>>13847711
>likes shota
>murders humans
Literally purge tier.

>> No.13847721

>>13847715
There's literally billions of humans and maybe a few million monstergirls at most. Monstergirls matter more.

>> No.13847726

>>13847721
Well, I prefer honesty over "Nah man, we're good guys, and so are the monstars".

>> No.13847727

>>13847720
What's wrong with a girl liking shota?

>> No.13847730

>>13847727
There's nothing wrong with hating shota.

>> No.13847732

>>13847730
But you're imposing your puritan values on nice monstergirls like her. Why can't she V the shota?

>> No.13847734

Hello Citizen's of Monster Girl City, this is an emergency water alert informing you that dangerous amounts of...HATHOR MILK....have been detected.
Please be sure to use a filter and keep all aquatic monster girls outside of tainted water.
We apologize and will fix this as soon as we can....
Message repeats

>> No.13847735

>>13847726
But they are the good guys.

>> No.13847736

>>13847732
Whatever, monster girls don't have rights.

>> No.13847738

>>13847734
Protocol Ten will commence in 5 hours.

>> No.13847739

>>13847735
Good goy.

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>>13847736
I know this kind doesn't

>> No.13847747

>>13847736
Spotted the paladin

>> No.13847750

>>13847736
>>13847739
This is why we need traitors

>> No.13847754

>>13847738
Eh, protocol 69 was better

>> No.13847756

>>13847750
>need traitors
kek

>> No.13847760

>>13847747
Spotted the shota.

>> No.13847767

>>13847756
Traitors make sure monsters are happy and safe and that no shitty human can exploit them.

>> No.13847773

>>13847767
>Glorified semen dispensers
>doing anything of importance

>> No.13847776

>>13847760
That doesn't even make sense

>> No.13847782

>>13847773
>Glorified semen dispensers
You mean men?

>> No.13847784

>>13847776
You don't make sense.

>> No.13847785

>>13847782
No, I obviously mean traitors, you dumb lilim whore.

>> No.13847788

>>13847785
There is nothing wrong with being a Lilim whore. You're just jealous!

>> No.13847791

>>13847784
No you

>> No.13847793

It's a good thing all those MGs prefer shotas! Hopefully us older men will finally get some peace of mind.

>> No.13847794

>>13847788
>jealous
Of what? Being sticky and smelling of cum?
Oh yeah, look how jealous I am.

>> No.13847795

You gotta owe first to betray. Just sayin.

>> No.13847796

>>13847794
You're jealous of how pretty and powerful the lilims are.

>> No.13847798

>>13847793
I don't get this whole shota thing.
Is it easier to self-insert because of their penis size?

>> No.13847804

>>13847796
>pretty
:^)

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Please don't argue. We can rule together.

>> No.13847818

You're walking through a dark alley at night, and you're assaulted by a monster girl.
>roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random to determine what you have to fight off
>the object directly behind your computer is what you have to fight her with
>if there's nothing behind your computer, the object directly to your right is what you must fight her with

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>>13847814
Get out of here Wurm, you're not even a real Dragon.

>> No.13847820

>>13846772
Why do I always see that image tagged as something from the MGE, despite the fact that Ryu lacks big meaty claws.

>> No.13847822

>>13847818
>Dormouse
>my weapon is my statue of Geral killing a Griffon
I won't hit her with it. I'll explain to her how it was handcrafted and how I got it by preordering the collector's edition which also contained... oh she fell asleep.
>>13847819
That's Liliwurm.

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http://www.vanadis-soft.com/youkaik/

OH SHIT
VANADIS IS BACK

>> No.13847831

>>13847822
>That's Liliwurm
No, stupid, that's a normal recolor.

>> No.13847832

>>13847830
Who cares, translations never.
>>13847831
Then how does she walk through walls, anon?

>> No.13847835

Reminder that the slime girl that popped off your slime waifu isn't your daughteru.
She has none of your genetic material in her. You aren't her father, you never were and never will be.
You are basically a stranger to her. Accept your fate.

>> No.13847837

>>13847818
>Goblin
>A plate with my lunch on it
I ask if she's hungry.

>> No.13847839

>>13847835
She calls me Daddy, that's enough.

>> No.13847841

>>13847835
Good thing no sane man would go for a waifu as pleb and weak as a slime.

>> No.13847844
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13847844

>>13847832
>Then how does she walk through walls

Please stop pretending, it's not as charming as you might think.

>> No.13847845

>>13847841
>as pleb and weak
EMG taught me that Slime is great.

>> No.13847847

>>13847818
>my weapon is the comforter of my bed
Well fucking wonderful, how is that going to help?
>I'm getting attacked by a Mandragora
...this might actually be more helpful than I realized.

Assuming that I've already been stupid enough to pull her out of the ground, all I need to do is hold my breath and plug my ears long enough to get close to her, then wrap her up in it. Hopefully it'll be thick enough to muffle her hypnotic screams and contain any aphrodisiac fragrances she releases.

>> No.13847851

>>13847844
Huh. But why does my Wurm have violently green eyes? I mean there's something special about her, right?

>> No.13847852

>>13847818
>>13847818
>Werewolf
>Towel

I got this

>> No.13847854

>>13847818
I have to fight a Sea Bishop using a chair? This sounds like either WWE or bullying, they're not really known for their ferocity.

>> No.13847857

>>13847818
>Thunderbird
>a long stick
...I can make this work.

>>13847819
Indeed. These plebs don't even have legs.

>> No.13847860

>>13847844
She gon get headpats

>> No.13847861

>>13847818
>Apophis
>Hammer
To fucking easy ill beat her to a pulp she dosent stand a chance.

>> No.13847865

>>13847851
>something special about her
Oh, she's "special" alright...

>> No.13847867

>>13847818
>Fighting a Cyclops with a flat-screen television.

I don't want to have to bully her. Especially one with as lovely an eye as she has.

>> No.13847868

>>13847857
Just so long as the stick isn't made out of any conductive materials.

>> No.13847869

>>13847861
Why would you beat her to pulp instead of giving her the hammer she needs to break the foundations of Pharaoh's power?
>>13847865
Take your meme away from this place, it stinks worse than an Oomukade.

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>>13847830
...However, the art is by this guy, not Bubuzuke.
Boo.

>> No.13847873

>>13847868
It's an old broom handle, I'll be fine.
It has a good moveset too.

>> No.13847874

>>13847318
MGC Maid Central and MGC Central Admin are two different things anon.

Fill in the form and put it here, i'll add it to the list. Please keep in mind that it will be quite some time before I get to it since I write 1-2 profiles a week and still have 15 or so to go.

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>>13847819
Ms. Wayne would disagree with you and not just because she fended off that mean Dragon who was trying to force me to be with her!

>> No.13847877

>>13847869
>Take your meme away from this place
>memes about Oomukade
Ayy.

>> No.13847878

>>13847818
>Cheshire
>potted plant

Fuck it, maybe if I just lie down and don't react she'll loose interest.

>> No.13847879

>>13847839
Only because she doesn't know better.
The truth is going to hurt her, even more so because she trusted you and you LIED to her! You pretended to be her family when you were not!
I, am going to set her Free.
RUN. DE-

>> No.13847880

I want to hire a Kiki and a Shog to be my maids

>> No.13847881

>>13847818

>Fighting a Medusa with a checkbook

So are we fighting over who gets to pay for dinner or something?

>> No.13847883

>>13847876
Oh please, a Wurm can't beat a Dragon. Even if she has the power, she doesn't have the skills or the smarts.

>> No.13847884

>>13847869
maybe I just wanna beat up some grape snake ever thought about that?

>> No.13847887

>>13847877
That's the joke.
>>13847884
Then you're evil, and must be stopped. For justice.

>> No.13847890

>>13847884
Edgebaby go.

>> No.13847892

>>13847883
Sounds like Dragonslut talk. I'mma brofist you.

>> No.13847897

>>13847887
>joking in /mgt/
You can't do that.

>> No.13847898

>>13847871
What guy? Methi was drawn by Bubuzuke too.

>> No.13847902

>>13847892
Don't be too hasty. She might be my waifu, but she's not my boss and I'm not a slut.

So think carefully about brofisting prematurely.

>> No.13847906

>>13847902
She's your waifu, that's good enough.

>> No.13847907

>>13847887
There is nothing evil about fighting off a would be rapist.

>> No.13847908
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13847908

Translation Notes:

It is somewhat ambiguous, but most likely they do not usually simply end up doing nothing but having sex (assuming the general rules of the setting apply to them). It's likely similar to saying someone is "spending their life writing poetry" or "studying biology." It's simply what they devote a lot of time and attention to.

Kenkou's Notes:

今回の魔物娘は、クトゥルフより粘液状奉仕生物、「ショゴス」さんです。
This time's monster girl is the slimy service creature, “shoggoth”-san.

キキーモラにライバルあらわる!という事で見ての通りのメイドさんです。
A rival of kikimora has appeared! And so, just as it looks, she is a maid-san.

創造主に反乱を起こして野生化したりもした彼女達ですが、
They rebelled against their creators and turned wild,

図鑑世界ではとても忠実に仕えてくれる極めて有能なメイドさんらしいです。
but in the encyclopedia world, it seems they are extremely proficient maid-san that will serve loyally.

しかし、最近の2種族同様の出自を持つ彼女達がそれだけで済むはずは……
However, since they have the same origin as the other 2 most recent races, there's definitely more to it than just that.....

>> No.13847909

>>13847902
>she's not my boss and I'm not a slut
Thanks, I needed that laugh.

>> No.13847910

>>13847906
Very well, I shall accept thine brotherly fist with grace.

>> No.13847916

>>13847908
Well, a man is supposed to have two maids...

Guess I'm in as well.

>> No.13847917

>>13847908
Neat, let's see where it goes.

>> No.13847918

>>13847909
I don't blame you, I don't imagine you get that many laughs in your little dungeon.

>> No.13847919

>>13847908
I want to hire her to be my maid, who even needs a kiki

>> No.13847922

>>13847908
About what I expected.

Please remove.

>> No.13847925

>>13847908
I'd hire her along with a Kikimora for dream combo

>> No.13847927

>>13847908
That's some dangerous territory there KC, I only half hate you for this one.

>> No.13847928

>>13847908
Better then dumb old kikis.

>> No.13847929

>>13847919
I dunno. At least with a Kiki you'll be getting off your ass to make something of yourself. Shoggoth is lovely too, but seems like a bit of an enabler for a lazy lifestyle.

>> No.13847931

>>13847908
...So is that thing at the bottom her husband or not?

>> No.13847933

>>13847908
>Muh melting together
Nope, this is way too /d/. Kikis still a best.

>> No.13847935

I want a Kiki and Shog to be yandere for me

>> No.13847936

>>13847933
Tekeli-li? Tekeli-li!

>> No.13847938

>>13847925
I want group cuddle (and maybe sex) sessions with my Shoggoth and Kiki!

>> No.13847940

>>13847936
I banish you to the chaos realm, also known as /d/.

>> No.13847941

>>13847938
that would be perfect oh and double headpats

>> No.13847949

>>13847908
I'll take two! And a Kiki, and a Minflayer.

They can duke it out who gets to be the head maid.

>> No.13847950

>>13847908
So eventually, you'll get so mad, the two of you won't seperate anymore?

Hah, suck it, haremfags.

>> No.13847951

>>13847940
/d/ can be a very nice place you know.

>> No.13847955

I wonder how a Shog would respond to headpats?

>> No.13847958

>>13847951
Then why don't you go there and double check?

>> No.13847963

>>13847908
So she's a maid and a sub. Not interested, 'till next girl then.

>> No.13847965

>>13847955
Probably the same she'd react if you fingered her.

>> No.13847966

>>13847955
She would like it more then a kikimora.

>> No.13847971

>>13847955
Probably with orgasmic joy.

>> No.13847972

>>13847965
ok so compare that to a Kiki getting headpats

>> No.13847974

>>13847963
>a maid and a sub
Shocking, I know. Still, I doubt even the doms like this melting together shtick.

>> No.13847977

>>13847908
That's actually not half-bad. Would love.

>> No.13847978

>>13847931
No. The melting/fusing together only refers to mind.
You do gain some sort of a skill of letting your body apply slime mechanics when really needed.

Also, fast one.

>> No.13847980

>>13847958
Why would I? I'm not talking about anything /d/ related, I just made a Lovecraft reference. It was just a joke.

>> No.13847982

>>13847980
Don't make jokes in here. That's against the law.

>> No.13847983

>>13847908
Cool. The perfect maid to give headpats to.

>>13847931
Not to anybodies knowledge. Was just people projecting their own fetish into it, as usual.

>> No.13847988

>>13847978
Oh thank god.

>> No.13847991

>>13847978
Are you sure? Sounds like a cop-out.

>> No.13847994

>>13847908
A good girl!
The kikis now have a rival!
Will they stay on top or is the slime the one who will serve mastah?
Personally I'll go with thedouble meido combo!

>> No.13847998

>>13847991
Provide the contrary though.

>> No.13847999

Since it's confirmed that Shoggoths and Kikis are rivals, is it bad that I want to see West Side Story reenacted with the two species?

>> No.13848002

What if our assumptions are wrong and it turns out Kikimoras bully Shoggoths

>> No.13848003

>>13847972
>Headpatting Kiki
Full of warmth and joy. Tugs at the heart and the feels.

>Headpatting Shoggoth
Full of pink and ecstasy. Tugs at the penis.

>> No.13848008

>>13848002
What assumptions, specifically?

>> No.13848012

A man comes home to find his kikimora maid looking rather nervous.

Man: "What's wrong Kiki?"
Kikimora: "It's the new maid sir, she's... well..."
Man: "I know she's a little different but trust me, she came highly recommended and with her here we'll both have more free time."
Kikimora: "Yes master, its just... well, how attached were you to your bed?"
Man: "..."

The man runs upstairs to find his bedroom empty of said bed, his other maid, a shoggoth, proudly smiling where it had been.

Man: "Wha- what happened to my bed?!"
Shoggoth: "I burned that horrible old thing master. You have no need of it anymore with me here."

She proceeded to expand her lower body and form the cushion of a bed from it, her breasts as pillows. She patted her... mattress... invitingly.

>> No.13848013

>>13847998
I'm just sayin it sounds way too vague.

And even if there is no physical melting, you still become insane.

>> No.13848014

>>13848008
that Shoggoths will be the replacement

>> No.13848019

>>13848003
So headpat both at the same time

>> No.13848020

>>13848012
Then you proceed to ride the Kiki like a wererabbit in heat atop your new Shoggoth bed.

I am so sorry, gents. I hate cuckolding with a passion, but it just popped in there.

>> No.13848021

>>13848020
is it really cucking if you fuck her next

>> No.13848022

>>13848013
Mindflayer and Wendigo were fairly ambiguous in their profiles as well.

>> No.13848023

I want to seen an echidna have a Kiki and Shoggoth twins, eternal rivals for life who fall for the same master.

This maido shall not be forgotten.

>> No.13848024

>>13848019
Multi-maid head patting!

>> No.13848025

>>13847448
No, KC was just tired of settings where monsters were far more cruel than they needed to be.

>> No.13848026

>>13848020
>Not cucking the kikimora

>> No.13848027

>>13846941
Arguing over anon when

>> No.13848028

>>13848023
that would be perfect, I really want that now. Would put a ring on both their fingers

>> No.13848029

>>13848022
Either way, I hope he's done with the chaos things soon.

>> No.13848030

>>13848021
No, and you're fucking her at the same time really. She cums whenever you touch her, right?

>> No.13848032

>>13848024
switching sides partway through to make sure they get equal dominant hand pats

>> No.13848034

>>13848026
>cucking the best maid

>> No.13848035

>>13847908
>shoggoth
>goth
Gothic lolita outfit on her, anybody?

>> No.13848036

>>13848035
I want to see a goth loli Cheshire first.

>> No.13848037

I want my Mindflayer waifu to be worried when her Shoggoth friend asks to stay over and she has no choice but to let her

>> No.13848039

>>13848030
That puts an interesting new spin on threesomes.

Is there anything Shoggoths can't do?
They've even replaced Cait Sith as furniture without needing all the extra work.

Not like it'll stop me.

>> No.13848040

>>13848036
Bellhop loli cheshire first.

>> No.13848041

>>13848025
Yeah, he's mainly against cruelty and death and made his setting as one that avoids that. He's up for some of the stranger fetishes to some extent.

>> No.13848042

>>13848034
Naw. I'll be balls deep into a Shoggoth's tentacle pussy as the other maid mops the floors outside.

>> No.13848043

>>13848022
Can't really agree she follows the route, doesn't have anything pumping her with semen displayed on the image for one.

>> No.13848044

I want to love both a Kiki and a Shog equally

>> No.13848045

>>13848036
Goth-loli wurm?

>> No.13848047
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>>13848040
That too, provided she's fat-bottomed.

>> No.13848048

>>13848042
Well, leave it to KC to bring out all the shit taste out of the woodwork.

>> No.13848049

>>13848047
Of course she is, when you stand behind her in the elevator you'd be able to see how tightly it clings to her bottom.

>> No.13848052

I want to hug a shoggoth and then a Kiki

>> No.13848053

>>13848048
How is it shit taste to ignore the worst maid?

>> No.13848056

>>13848053
Kiki is, and will always be, the best maid.

Your slimy abomination can never hope to compare.

>> No.13848057
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13848057

Silly people arguing over maids when there's mistresses to consider.

>> No.13848061

>>13848057
Masters are talking here, this is no place for a mistress.

Begone.

>> No.13848062

every maid is best maid

>> No.13848063

>>13848056
A Shoggoth can do everything a kiki can do only better,.

>> No.13848067

>>13848063
As if, especially not when you're "melted" together, 24/7.

>> No.13848068

>>13847908
Oh what a surprise, it's shit.

>> No.13848069

>>13848061
I want to do my plump, haughty elf mistress at the same time as I do my maids.

>> No.13848070

>>13848052
>hug a Shoggoth in front of a Kiki
>leaves some sticky goo on you, she can't help it
>wipe it off of Kiki's apron

>> No.13848071

>>13848042
>Shoggoth's tentacle pussy
Man, I'm slow. I just now realized that she can morph herself whatever king of pussy or analogous orifice she wants and then some more.
Guess we have a new answer to the "Which monster girls has the best pussy?" question.

>> No.13848074

>>13848069
>elf
>mistress
Anon, you can't just put random words together. It doesn't work that way.

>> No.13848077

>>13848049
>Cheshires still lack art that focuses on their big bottom
Fuck me.

>> No.13848079

>>13848070
sorta the point but also to give the Kiki love

>> No.13848080

>>13848074
He could mean the kind of mistress you keep aside your wife.
Or maybe even a Dark Elf.

>> No.13848082

>>13848080
I see, now it all makes sense.

>> No.13848083

I want a Shoggoth and Kikimora to rape me at the same time

>> No.13848085

>>13848082
>>13848080
No, I mean the other way.
I'm going to unleash a breed of plump, haughty elves upon the world who will become respectable mistresses.

>> No.13848086

>>13848083
>sub maids
>rape
Um...ok?

>> No.13848090

>>13848083
But they don't rape, they're subs.

>> No.13848093

>>13848085
Elves are not meant to rule, their role in life is to serve.

>> No.13848095

>>13848086
>>13848090
they went so sub they hit negative and became dom

>> No.13848098

>>13848090
He also wants it, so it's double not rape.

>> No.13848099

Well, no matter how you see her at least the male transformation seems to have been covered and left.

>> No.13848100

>>13848093
You just aren't trying hard enough.
They can be strong girls!
Strong girls!

>> No.13848101

>>13848095
The scientific community frowns upon your shenanigans.

>> No.13848102

>>13848095
Yeah too bad, if you want a monster girl to rape you go find a Manticore or something.

Kikimoras aren't for you.

>> No.13848104

>>13848099
You still get a bad case of madness. So no thanks.

>> No.13848106

>>13848102
>>13848101
integer overflow but with subness

>> No.13848108
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>>13848093
>memes

>> No.13848111

>>13848100
Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself.
>>13848108
>posts shota
Opinion discarded.

>> No.13848113

I want to not rape an elf

>> No.13848114

>>13848111
I don't need too, she's going the be the softest, haughtiest elf mistress ever!

>> No.13848115

>>13848104
It's not madness if you share it with someone.

>> No.13848116

>>13848106
Sure, but
>needing an integer value fo sub/dom
Surely a short value will suffice?

>> No.13848117

>>13848104
The "madness" is limited to wanting the kind of sex they want though. That's not much madness.

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>>13848093
>their role in life is to serve.
Elves are gonna school the shit out bustahs wit' dey dance moves.

>> No.13848121

>>13848106
Again, too bad.

>> No.13848122

>>13848116
blame god for being a shitty at creating and having it be an integer value

>> No.13848124

>>13848108
Them's good kisses.

>> No.13848126

>>13848102
They're obedient though, you want them to be dominant and they'll be dominant. Heck, both they and shoggoth will force their "service" onto their master if he tries denying it too much.

>> No.13848128

>>13848117
Oh right, I forgot KC's "hyperbole".

Why even have words if they don't actually mean anything?

>> No.13848132

>>13848122
I will. Bet he didn't even put comments in.

Fucking scrub...

>> No.13848134

I want an Arachne, Succubus, and Vampire to team up for three-way domming!

>> No.13848136

>>13848128
It's not even hyperbole there, since it earlier describes what it means by "madness."

>> No.13848140

>>13848114
No, I will stop you.

>> No.13848142

Gonna give a shog so many headpats

>> No.13848148

>>13848136
Again, why have words if he changes the definition anyway?

And yes, translation, I know.

>> No.13848157

>>13848140
Try all you want Anon but I've already got a vampire training one and gallons of hathor milk ready to be added to her diet.
My plan will succeed and she will become the harbinger of a new era.

>> No.13848163

>>13848126
Right, I forgot how easy it is to make sub monsters dominant.

Silly me.

>> No.13848164

>>13848157
>harbinger of a new era.
The era of fat Mgs? Now I'll really stop you.

>> No.13848170

>>13847798
>tfw as you're about to post this Shog's profile's out, and you wait an hour not to interfere with it as this already looks as autistic as it gets
It's not quite self-insert in this case; or you could say it's an over-insert.

See, self-insert technology splits to two to me. First, there are cases when MC is made just 'normal' and blank in every sense, like your average Japanese protagonist in a harem anime/manga.

And then there are those when MC is intentionally made not normal, but SO bad and ridiculously pathetic, it calls not to the "I could be this guy" impression, but to the "Holy shit, if this kid still gets all this pussy/power in that place, then I would be fucking James Bond in there."

This is where shotas come in. They're the ultimate safe zone, they don't just serve as an avatar for audience but also make them feel (and objectively look) better in comparison. Small penis just adds to that - you can have a 4 inch dick but hardly a 2 inch literal bean-pod. So if he is still shown to satisfy someone, everyone knows he'd be a god of sex there by definition.

Now I'm not labeling all shota works of course. It isn't all about that. There are works where shotas are used for genuine cuteness, or to contrast with an older/more experienced woman, or for that >purest love niche. But some still work as mega-pandering. I personally see MGQ as an example. I mean, they've made Luka such a whimp it gets surreal by the end, when he's gone through dozens of pussies and still stutters every time Alice rides him.

That's how I see it. Thanks for reading.

>> No.13848183

>>13848164
No, just of a few haughty, plump mistresses.
It's a wonderful sight for a girl like that to demand that you come into her room so that you can dress her in her finest dress, her prodigious posterior straining a pair of too small panties while her grand bosom struggles to free itself from her lacen bra.
Do you not wish to see it? The strings of her undergarments sinking into the flesh of her hips while she has a little poochy belly for you to tease?
All while she calls you the basest of creatures?

>> No.13848186

>>13848170
I never liked Luka. Or Alice.

>> No.13848187

>>13847908
I love the whole idea of every day tasks being like sex to them and managing to keep composure. 10/10 maid would hire.

>> No.13848188

>>13848170
Hm, that is something to consider, I suppose.

>> No.13848192

>>13848170
What this nigga said.

>> No.13848194

>>13848170
Well, in MGQ any vaginal intercourse is a guaranteed loss. So cannonically, Luka's only had actual sex with Alice.

>> No.13848196

>>13848183
>Do you not wish to see it?
No.
>all while she calls you the basest of creatures?
She's fucking dead, that's what she is.

>> No.13848200

>>13848196
Then feel free to take an elven maid, I'll be ok with the mistress.

>> No.13848201

>>13848186
You're not alone, actually I never really liked MGQ as a whole. The writing always seemed like it was trying overly hard to be funny and the monsters got way too /d/ tier at times.

>> No.13848208

>>13848201
I still had fun with it, but goddamn Luka and Alice were bad leads.
If only Rance had Monster Girls to bang...

>> No.13848212

>>13848208
Rance is shit too.

>> No.13848213

>>13848200
>I'll be ok with the mistress.
Someone who insults you, and is being a shit in general?

I don't get you subs, I really don't.

>> No.13848217

>>13848194
And the elementals. But still that is only five pussies out of dozens.

>> No.13848218

>>13847908
>To them, service is the equivalent of sex, and serving their beloved man is more than just mentally satisfying; the more they serve, the greater the gratification from bodily pleasure.

Explains why that smile is so wide.

>> No.13848220

>>13848212
Okay...

>> No.13848223

>>13848218
So would denial play be letting them put their feet up and you doing everything for them?

>> No.13848227

>>13848170
>they've made Luka such a whimp it gets surreal by the end
Yeah, and it was by far the worst part. Yes, even worse than Plantsect.

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>>13848227
At least there were still a few reasons to smile.

>> No.13848236

>>13848233
I'm a sinner, please punish me.

>> No.13848241

>>13848233
What, those? But they suck.

>> No.13848246
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>>13848208
They should let Hatsune appear in X

Hatsune, Kamilla and Omachi

>> No.13848247

God DAMN Wurms are perfect.

>> No.13848250

>>13848241
Oh come on. Deredere paizuri angel at the end of that scene was great.

>> No.13848251

>>13848247
>no legs
>no wings
>not a real dragon
False.

>> No.13848256

>>13848213
>>13848200

You both have a poor image of mistresses.

Haughty is not mean, haughty is her remain cool, composed, and assertive, keeping a strong grip on herself and her surroundings at all times.

The plush mistress would not demand you in, she would order you in, asking for you to bring a snack before she heads off for a meeting.
Afterwards she'd have you drive her there where you would assist her in matters until she's finished with it all.
Afterwards she would commend your job well done by treating you with dinner at the fanciest of restaurants, or a simple sports bar if you wish, although she would feel quite out of place.
Then, afterwards, she would let you know that the reward was not yet over, deftly undoing her top and letting you sample her plush form that evening before you both fall asleep, your head pulled into her deep canyon of cleavage in a tight hug for you are hers and no one elses.

>> No.13848257

>>13848250
No, I hate that artist and his oppai lolis.

>> No.13848259

I'm going to boop your daughteru on the nose and call her a silly goose! Then I'm going to do the same to your waifu! What are you going to do about it?

>> No.13848261

>>13848256
This nigga fucking gets it.

>> No.13848262
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13848262

Did anyone ever write a Wild West Monstergirl story? It seems like it would make for a great setting.

>> No.13848265

>>13848256
I don't take orders from women. And I especially don't take orders from elves.

The answer is no.

>> No.13848266

>>13848223
More like being made to use regular items instead of transformed parts of their body.

To go with the examples from the profile, imagine the vexation of one wiping her master with a towel after a bath. She's a hair's breadth away from touching him and feeling the wonderful sensations of her beloved's skin on her, but she's been ordered to use that damned, crude piece of cloth instead.

Imagine one feeding a spoonful of some delicacy to their master, she can almost feel what it would be like to explore the insides of his mouth, having his tongue caress her, but no.

>> No.13848270

>>13848262
Someone was supposed to, but then disappeared.

>> No.13848271

>>13848256
>having a mistress
>not being the master
Pleb, stop breathing my air right now.

>> No.13848272

>>13848256
Someone who is "Gallant and strong as the steel, yet flexible as a whip, and does not break in face of any challenges. Yet alluring"

Full on Abert in Rance VI style?

>> No.13848277

>>13848256
Not bad. I'd prefer something other than an elf, but still not bad at all.

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I'm gonna marry a Wurm!

>> No.13848281

I want to brand a Minotaur's ass while I fuck her from behind!

>> No.13848286

>>13848262
Free_Drinks did, but it's a one-shot.
http://pastebin.com/4f0BP4TF

>> No.13848288

>>13848281
>Hurting a Monster girl
The worst kind of person.

>> No.13848290

>>13848280
I want her to cowgirls me wile we hold hands. Those things just look holdable.

>> No.13848294

>>13848288
Monsters hurt humans all the time.
Fucking hypocrite.

>> No.13848296

>>13848288
It's a necessary pain.

>> No.13848304

>>13848280
I want to make a white Wurm by coating one in my semen from head to tail tip.

>> No.13848306

>>13848272
Exactly, a mistress who knows what she wants and is not afraid to get it.

>>13848271
Well, you can't become a master without a mistress can you?
I'm sure that your loyal service would eventually be rewarded with her letting you marry into the family.

>>13848277
Although this one is an elf it could be whatever you want.

A tanuki tycoon who has you brush her bushy tail, getting it nice and ready for you to use as a body pillow that night.

A lamia whose hips way in a most enticing manner when she knows your watching.

A dragon who rests upon her bed, half dressed so that you are able to get a glimpse of her as she awaits the meal you've brought her.

It could be whatever you wish.
With a little work.

>> No.13848313

>>13848294
Don't tell me you actually believe they break pelvises during snusnu.

>> No.13848316

>>13848306
>you can't become a master without a mistress can you

The fuck are you on about?

>> No.13848322

>Tfw want to be a Butler for MGs

Everyone always assumes I'd want to be some kind of sub or want a mistress.

Can a man not desire to be a simple Butler? It doesn't even have to be for some crazy billionaire like Ms. Wayne or Lexxus Luthor.

>> No.13848323

>>13848262
>Qualifications?
>Rape, murder, Arson and rape
>You said rape twice
>I like rape

>> No.13848325

>>13848035
Lawyer-chan, sketch-kun, assemble!

>> No.13848327

>>13848316
A mansion typically has a master (male head) and a mistress (the female head).
It's a play on words and titles.

>> No.13848328

>>13848256
I do want a misstress. I do not want an elf.

>> No.13848331

>>13848313
I dunno, why don't you ask Ogre-chan?
Also I'm sure destroying their homes, kidnapping, drugging and raping also counts as "hurting them".

>> No.13848336

>>13848281
That's what holstaurs are for on farms

>> No.13848339

>>13848331
They don't destroy your house in any manner, but I'm honestly okay okay with the other three.

>> No.13848345

>>13848336
Too bad anon, I'd rather brand a Minotaur and you can't stop me.

>> No.13848350

>>13848331
Don't go accusing Ogre-chan of those things! She just wants to be left alone in her swamp and listen to Smash Mouth.

>> No.13848356

>>13848328
The go out and fine a soft, elegant kraken mistress in charge of a shipping company or a HEALTHY hellhound who is in charge of an oil company.

Your mistress can be whatever you wish, just serve her loyally.

>> No.13848357

>>13848339
>being double okay with that
The worst kind of person indeed.

>>13848350
>listen to Smash Mouth
She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, that's for sure.

>> No.13848359

>>13848296
You couldn't give her an engraved ring?
a locket with you and her in it?
A baby?
All these things hurt less than a 200 degree piece of metal scaring her butt.
Well except maybe the baby.

>> No.13848364

I want double paizuri from a Holst and a Minotaur!

>> No.13848366

>>13848306
>Well, you can't become a master without a mistress can you?
What is every guy with a maid ever

>>13848345
Sure, not like they're real or anything for you to try it. Unless you are into bestiality.

>> No.13848367

>>13848350
I want to sneak into Ogre-chan's house and replace the original version of All Star on her iPod with the cover by the french metal band!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYbGhU2-c3A

>> No.13848369

>>13848359
She might get those other things later on.

But at that moment she's getting branded before anything else.

>> No.13848372

>>13848339
>They don't destroy your house in any manner
You've never met a wurm I see.

>> No.13848374

>>13848281
>>13848359
>>13848369
Did I miss a story or something that got its way into threadcanon and now they're treated like cattle?

>> No.13848376

>>13848367
Anon you'll get shrek'd!

>> No.13848378

>>13848372
Wurms likely prefer to hang around areas with lots of rocks.

>> No.13848383

>>13848378
>...and that is how I met your mother
>I THREW A ROCK AT HIM!
>Yes dear, you did.
>IT WAS A REALLY BIG ROCK!
>THAT'S AWESOME MOM!
Wurms.

>> No.13848385

>>13848376
But what if she actually enjoys the obscure French pop-punk/metal hybrid? Will I be safe then?

>> No.13848387

>>13848378
They can't be trusted with anything else.

>> No.13848393

>>13848374
No, I'm just having fun with my fantasy.

>> No.13848396

>>13848383
>Next day at school some poor boy finds himself in the middle of some kind of rock shower
>>13848385
You'll ogreexcite her then.

>> No.13848401

>>13848396
Does this mean I'll now have a chill brogre who I can go to rock concerts with?

>> No.13848405

>>13848401
Yes, congratulations anon.

>> No.13848407

>>13847955
She'd get so flustered her cell arrangement collapses and she turns into an amorphous blob stuttering and chiding you about interrupting her service, now that it'll take half an hour for her to recompose herself.

>> No.13848428

>>13848407
If she reacts that strongly to headpats, how would she react to a hug?

>> No.13848433

>>13848428
You cannot comprehend the true form of her... whatever the hell happened to her.

>> No.13848441

>>13848428
>Hug Shoggoth maid
>She melts into a puddle of goo, a little "ehehehehe" slipping out as her smile turns dopey.
>"I-I'm sorry m-mastah -hehehe-, i-it'll take me a while t-to get it t-together."
>You exit the room with a puddle of blushing, giggling meido left behind you. A stupid smile floating through her.

>> No.13848445

I want to fuck a shy Hellhounds's butt!

>> No.13848447

>>13848445
>shy hellhound

>> No.13848450

>>13848447
Yes anon, that's what I said.

>> No.13848452

>>13848441
>Surprise hugs from behind and kisses to her neck
>All her floaty bubbly eyes do the whole 'kyaa~!" thing and turn into these ones ><
>Turns into a puddle
>You laugh and go to leave when her tentacles ensnare you and pull you into her mass, where she forms within herself
>You enter your waifu as you enter your waifu
>The lewd quiet whispers of her inner madness spurring you on.

>> No.13848454

>>13848450
Shy hellhounds don't exist. That's just another hunting method they have

>> No.13848455

I want to ask a Shoggoth for a mundane favor

>> No.13848458

>>13848454
Shy Hellhounds can totally exist.

>> No.13848462

>>13848454
Oh, you've met every single hellhound that ever has and will exist? Do tell us more.

>> No.13848463

>>13848452
How about kissing

>> No.13848468

>>13847818
>fighting a valkyrie with a sword

Meant to be I guess. Still

>fighting my waifu

She's gonna fall.

>> No.13848470

>>13848452
>A waifu that doubles as a pocket dimension
Wonderful.

>> No.13848473

>>13848458
>She'll follow you wherever you go, stalking you to the ends of the earth.
>But every time you turn and look at her she'll give a panicked 'WAN!' and flee for the nearest bush or tree to hide in.
>Maybe next time she'll work up the courage to talk to you.

>> No.13848475

>>13848463
>kissing
Don't be so fucking lewd. This is a blue board. Also, similar to a kiki overcharged on headpats.

>> No.13848477

>>13847835
She was made with my nutrients. Good enough.

>> No.13848480

>>13847818
>Mantis
>A rolling chair
Maybe I stand a chance?

>> No.13848483

>>13848475
So pat a Kiki to overcharge then kiss a shog at the same time for a fun day

>> No.13848488

>>13848483
Enjoy her making tentacle replicas of your cock and using them to ravish herself and the kiki as you enter one of them.

>> No.13848491

>>13848473
I'm going to trap her using an excess amount of rope of planning, then fuck her while staring straight into her eyes while she desperately tries to run away!

>> No.13848498

>>13848473
You sure that's a hellhound and not a dog girl

>> No.13848499

>>13848488
Sounds like I might not be fully in control. Would tenderly love both

>> No.13848504

>>13847908
So is the thing where her legs Should be the husband or not?

>becoming slimelike and immune to to sword cuts and the like

Pretty cool, wish KC would go further into detail about things like this, books granted for being with type of girl.

>> No.13848505

>>13848488
/d/ pls.

>> No.13848511

>>13848498
The glowing eyes are a dead giveaway.

>> No.13848515

>>13848499
Not unless you can handle fucking three kikis and a countless number of shoggoths at the same instant simultaneously, because tactile sensory information would be a cinch for her. And she can make as many pussies to fuck herself with as she wants.

>>13848505
Hey, I like inventiveness.

>> No.13848516

>>13848498
Hellhound raised by dog

>> No.13848519

>>13848504
No.

>> No.13848522

>>13848452
>tentacles ensnare you and pull you into her mass, where she forms within herself
>The lewd quiet whispers of her inner madness spurring you on.
Adding to that wide, maniacal smile to this pushes so many of my buttons.

>> No.13848523

>>13848515
Up for that challenge, could be fun after that end result nap

>> No.13848528

>>13848002
I don't care, chaos demons are freaks and if one so much as looked at a kiki the wrong way there will be war.

>> No.13848530

I want a Hellhound to pin me down and give really rough sex in the cowgirl position!

>> No.13848544

>>13848020
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.

>> No.13848548

>>13848523
Just imagine the possibilities. Snake pussy. Spider pussy, Baphomet pussy, helhound pussy, dragon pussy, she can create it all for you to fuck, and it's all her. She can form herself into a shoggoth Chaos Arachne and fuck you on a web of herself, every ball-slapping pound transmitted through vibrations in the web, right back to her. She can literally do anything, because she's so malleable and undefined.

>> No.13848549

>>13848528
I wonder who is behind this post

>> No.13848551

>>13848530
Well I want to have a Hellhound wear a collar and call herself my bitch while fucking her.

>> No.13848554

>>13848548
Oh fuk gonna have to train hard as fuck to survive that fully. Having Kiki support helps

>> No.13848557

>>13848551
We all have our tastes. Personally I'd rather have the Hellhound be the dominant one, but if you're more of a dom yourself, there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.13848558

>>13848020
Is it really cucking if simply touching a Shoggoth stimulates her? I'd imagine she'd even whisper encouragement to you and point out the Kiki's weak spots.

>> No.13848559

>>13848549
Someone with good taste?

>> No.13848567

I want to cuddle a lich to get her warm

>> No.13848579

>>13848567
I want liches in my breeches!

>> No.13848586

>>13848579
Talk like that will get you attacked by the schleets.

>> No.13848596
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http://pastebin.com/bcjMMwQq
>Dagé

I somehow doubt there's any fanart of >>13847908 yet, so we have to make do with the old Nyaruko maido again.

>> No.13848604

>>13848596
Well that was quick.

>> No.13848605

>>13848551
Nah

>> No.13848606

>>13848567
I want to cuddle a Lich and a Shoggoth at the same time.

>> No.13848608
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13848608

Hey there sailor, lookin' for a good time?

>> No.13848613

>>13848605
Yeah.

>> No.13848618

>>13848608
Yes. Are you going to pay me or just stand there?

>> No.13848621

>>13848618
>pay me
Wait what? You're a sailor uniformed manwhore? Ahahahaha!

>> No.13848624

>>13848621
You're got a problem with that?

>> No.13848625

>>13848621
If you aren't gonna pay, don't think the biker, the construction worker, the cop or the indian chief are gonna come with you either.

>> No.13848626

>>13848596
Yep. Called it. Wasn't expecting it so soon though. Good shit, man.

>> No.13848628
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Tell me your secrets, writefags! How do you do what you do?

>> No.13848629

>>13848596
Adorable.

>> No.13848631
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Shub-Niggurath monster girl when?

>> No.13848632

>>13848626
I was gonna do it after the summer special, but that body-melding was just too cute to pass on.

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>>13847908
Barely.

>> No.13848641

>>13848640
Justice prevails.

>> No.13848642

>>13848631
>The Black Goat-MILF of the Woods with a Thousand Young

My body is ready. Let the stars align!

>> No.13848644
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>> No.13848645

>>13847908
So it's a Kiki except she won't force you to git gud or rape you if you're lazy.

In other words, she's better than Kikis.

>> No.13848648

>>13848644
What ho, lady knight?

>> No.13848650

>>13848644
I hate horses.

>> No.13848651

>>13848642
>she's nearly constantly pregnant
>>13848644
Never. I am a proud warrior of the Tailpussy republic!

>> No.13848655

>>13848628
You get an idea and write it down, imagining how all the characters would interact in conversations and such.

The problem is, sometimes you have no ideas and this goes on for a very long time.

>> No.13848656

>>13848651
But the Tailpussy republic doesn't care about their men!

>> No.13848657

>>13848655
Your secret technique sounds like public knowledge.

>> No.13848659

>>13848656
That's just propaganda!

>> No.13848660

>>13848644
>that heraldry
Adorable.

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>>13848642
>Black Goat-MILF
You gun git lovedommed, anon.

>> No.13848663

>>13848656
>Believing tanuki propaganda

>> No.13848665

>>13848644
>>13848651
at least you guys have a kingdom, this roving caravan of harpies shtick is getting too much for these old bones

>> No.13848669

>>13848659
>>13848663
How much did those nasty Manticores pay you two?

>> No.13848672

>>13848642
>ara ara goat milf with jet black skin and countless years of experience
Sign me up.

>> No.13848673

>>13848669
>two weeks of paid leave from "communal husband duty"

>> No.13848675

>>13848665
>find local Lich
>become garrison to Lich's fortress
>build her one if she doesn't have it
Problem solved.

>> No.13848678

>>13848669
I'm not being paid anything anon. And they're not nasty, they're very nice.

>> No.13848679

>>13846836
I like seeing women around that age in eromanga too bad there is no tag for it.

>> No.13848684

>>13847682
was she actually killed? I thought she was just mind raped.

>> No.13848689

>>13848678
I bet they're spying on you right now so you don't say anything.

Manticores are the worst.

>> No.13848690

>>13848675
listen man, I'm not dropping my family for the first piece of undead pussy, I just wish we would stop being a caravan and make our own place

>> No.13848691

>>13848669
They don't pay me, I'm just telling the truth as one of their citizens.

>> No.13848695

>>13848690
>dropping my family
Huh? I told you to become a garrison, why would you think that means dumping anyone?

>> No.13848697

>>13848673
>"communal husband duty"
I find this so alluring, will we get to that episode with the lamia orgy in EMG?

>> No.13848701

>>13848628

I procrastinate. And then I procrastinate some more.

At some indeterminate amount of time later I actually start a story and make sort of decent progress

But from then on I'd suddenly be unable to write more than a paragraph or two for an update. But since these updates are so short I don't bother posting the story again the thread.

Finally when I'm on my deathbed I'll have finished the story but I'll look it over and realize it's pretty mediocre though I shrug to myself and post it anyway, proceeding to pass on to the afterlife as soon as I do so.

>> No.13848702

>>13848689
They're not spying on me anon.

>> No.13848704

>>13848697
Not this season.

>> No.13848711

>>13848704
Fuck.

>> No.13848712

>>13848702
Are you sure?

>> No.13848722

>>13848712
100% sure.

>> No.13848723

>>13848712
Are you a manticore?

>> No.13848728

>>13848723
No, why would I be a stupid Manticore?

>> No.13848742

>>13848657
That's because there is no secret technique.

>> No.13848751

>>13848742
There has to be! Don't make me steal your copy of the secret scroll!

>> No.13848754

I want an office lady manticore to feel me up and make lewd comments as I walk by her desk!

>> No.13848759

>>13848751
I don't even really have a method. I just go on instinct.

>> No.13848763

>>13848704
is there going to be a second season ?

>> No.13848764

>>13848751
If there was I'd have actually written something in the last six months. Some of us 'dead' writefags are only missing because of writers block.

>> No.13848770

>>13848754
>You're writing up an important document for your Lilim boss
>The Manticore's tail falls into your lap
>"Oh my I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention"
>The apology is almost monotone, she put no effort into it in the slightest

>> No.13848772

>>13848763
No, it sells so badly that even the manga is getting axed.
Of course there will be, when it gets enough material to adapt.

>> No.13848775

>>13848763
From what I read on /a/ it's doing really well, with numbers that might point to another season.

I hope so because anime that focuses entirely on monstergirls is really rare. I hope this gets super popular and starts a new trend.

>> No.13848778

>>13848504
>books

BOONS granted

>> No.13848782

>>13848770
Well then I'll ask her nicely to remove her tail!

>> No.13848784

>>13848770
Kuudere Manticore when?

>> No.13848790

>>13848782
F-from my lap I mean. I don't want her to amputate it.

>> No.13848792

>>13848784
This thread has come up with some pretty crazy things, but I can't see a Manticore being Kuudere. It'd be like a Genki Lich

>> No.13848796

>>13848792
>Genki Lich
Must have.

>> No.13848797

>>13848792
How about you shut the fuck up and make it happen?

JUST DO IT

>> No.13848798

>>13848790
I was actually thinking of that. I think she'd look better without it.

>> No.13848802

>>13848797
But I've got a load of other stuff to write!

>> No.13848807

>>13848802
DO IT
O

I
T

>> No.13848808

>>13848775
>starts a new trend.
it will ,but it will only last 1 or two years and then fizzle away.

>> No.13848810

>>13847217

>One vote for Dark Priest

My brothers, where have you gone?

>> No.13848814

>>13848798
But Anon, some of us like tailpussy!

>> No.13848816
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>>13848650
Then you shall be used as husband stock! Put out your arms so that I may tie them!

>>13848651
You, however, are safe due to the cease-fire between the Kingdom of Horse Pussy and the Tail Pussy Republic.

Also because of being heavily used goods but that's a given.

>>13848665
Your caravan is welcome to settle in the Kingdom of Horse Pussies's Highlands with the other Harpies so long as you pay the light tax all citizens pay.

>> No.13848817

>>13848810
To a secluded monastery, to lead a quiet life of meditation and tantric sex.

>> No.13848818

>>13848796
What would sex with a genki corpse be like?

>> No.13848821

>>13848818
Wild.

>> No.13848822

>>13848816
I refuse!

Horse pussy is shit!

>> No.13848825

>>13848816
I want to destroy the Horsepusy empire once and for all!

>> No.13848828

>>13848792
But extreme clashes in profiles and personalities can be fun in moderation or for the one story. Like Oni magical girls, Minotaur idols and normie Gazers who enjoy getting wasted at the local bar.

>> No.13848834

>>13848828
All the things you mentioned sound adorable.

>> No.13848840

>>13847908
>monster who fuse you with her body
Nope
But not as bad as expected

>> No.13848842

>>13848810
Off to make Alps wear nun outfits before baptizing them with milk and honey, I'm guessing.

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>>13848828
>muscular magical girls with big butts using their powers to protect the smiles of the boy they like from evil monstergirls

>> No.13848847
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>>13848828
>Paladin Idol
>Soror Christina with her new single "Flood my boymaker"
>Human-on-human marriages spike

>> No.13848850

>>13847908
>However, since they have the same origin as the other 2 most recent races, there's definitely more to it than just that.....

I want to solve mysteries with a Paladin-chan that turned into a werewolf!

>> No.13848854

>>13848834
It's all fun and games till you're behind the bar and have to tell that Gazer she's had too much to drink already. Hypnosis is scary shit.

>> No.13848858

>>13848846
>muscle magical girl
Does she cast cum-in-navel?

>> No.13848860

>>13848644
If you have a frontgina, maybe.

>> No.13848863

>>13848846
Yes please. I'd love a muscular monster gf to protect me.

>> No.13848864

>>13848850
The criminals will start using stink bombs though.

>> No.13848870

>>13848645
>kikis
>raping

You're funny

>better than kikis

I was wrong, you're hilarious!

>> No.13848879
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13848879

>>13847217
>75 IPs in this thread
>83 votes in that poll

I think it's time to find a better polling website.

>> No.13848880

>>13848870
If it means their master will gain more motivation to do things, sure she's going to rape it into him.

>> No.13848883

>>13848870
But anon, didn't you know that every sub can be made into a dom but every dom can't be a sub?

Hell if you think about it, Kikimoras are actually doms.

>> No.13848887

>>13848879
Ever heard of lurking?

>> No.13848891

>>13848879
That was seven hours ago you mong, so of course the number of active IPs is different.

>> No.13848892

>>13848870
>You're funny
Except the part where if a man isn't up to their standards they rape him and raise him to be their ideal master through more aggressive means than usual.

Super sub 100% of the time Kikis are pure thread canon and their behaviour highly depends on the master.

>> No.13848894

>>13848887
That poll was made earlier today.

On the other hand that wolf-family poll was made days ago and only has 53 votes.

>> No.13848898
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13848898

Good vibes.

>> No.13848899

>>13848894
Probably someone posted it on /lgbt/ and asked to vote for transgender

>> No.13848900

>>13848894
I think this one is just highly prone to dedicated autists considering Lilims are involved. We have a few dedicated Lilim shitposters.

>> No.13848903

>>13848894
Maybe it's because there are lot more mgs in this one?

>> No.13848909

>>13848899
And almost half of this thread just really, really likes Lilims?

>> No.13848910
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13848910

>>13848870

>> No.13848911

>>13848900
I like them, lilims are cute.

>> No.13848914

>>13848910
>that Kiki who haterapes her lazy master while slapping the shit out of him

>> No.13848915

>>13848910
>Headpats: Useless, but still pretty nice once in a while

>> No.13848922

>>13848909
Maybe, lilims gets a shitload of art because of maritan and have more art than all other succubi combined

>> No.13848934
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13848934

>>13848922
Mari and Ilassa have more art than the profile artwork Lilim, which actually depresses me a little.

>> No.13848935

>>13848915
The ultimate being has no need for headpats.

>> No.13848941

>>13848922
It's part Maritan and part ELH commissioning a lot of stuff.

>> No.13848943

>>13848892
>>13848880

Yeah, by planning their meals and blowing him in the morning and sexing him at night, seems real dominant.

>> No.13848946

>>13848934
>Mari and Ilassa
I never remember who is who. Which one is on the setting with monsterboyshits?

>> No.13848948

>>13848910
>out of context drawing as proof

Sure convinced me.

>> No.13848953

>>13848870
I've to read how hellhounds can be subs then kikis can rape, deal with it.

>> No.13848954

>>13848946
Mari

>Choose all the cars/vans

Am I the only one who hates these?

>> No.13848955

>>13848946
>monsterboyshits
Mari I guess?
Although .less' self-insert Incubus is pretty much a shounen pinoy version of Hellboy, without what makes Hellboy likable as a character.

>> No.13848956

I wanna worm my way into a Wurm's bed.

>> No.13848957

>>13848953
>I've to read how hellhounds can be subs
Aw, you poor thing.

>> No.13848958

>>13848953
If I have*

>> No.13848959

>>13848943
>In order to correct a man’s lifestyle, they’ll briskly take care of his every need. However, in what may be a vestige from the age of the former demon lords when they had a habit of viewing the lazy as prey and devouring them alive, they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual.
No, by raping you senseless and forcefeeding you whatever they think is healthy and lots of aphrodisiac

>> No.13848960

>>13848953
Except hellhounds can't be subs.

>deal with it

You have to be at least 18 to post here

>> No.13848962

>>13848943
>planning their meals
Deciding for them, taking away choice
>>13848943
>blowing him in the morning and sexing him at night
Forcing themselves on him after the initial rape is out the way. Never seen a femdom doujin with blowjobs before?

>> No.13848963

>>13848898
Okay, that got a chuckle out of me.
How would she react if someone just started jamming out with the speaker on max volume?

>> No.13848967

>>13848910
>This is fine.
>But sub Manticores aren't.

>> No.13848969

>>13848959
>cherrypicking

Here's your reply. Don't spend it all at once now!

>> No.13848971

>>13848967
>Using a joke pic to turn another species into subs

>> No.13848972

>>13848967
>wanting another Leona

>> No.13848974

>>13848969
>profile info
>cherrypicking
Are you retarded?

>> No.13848980

>>13848971
>joke
Ok then, so it's not canon.
Show's over subs, no Kiki for you.

>> No.13848981

Can we not have another Femdom/Maledom slapfight? Please?

>> No.13848982

>>13848967
>This is fine
Says you. Take all the fucking kikis and let manticores just like they are.

>> No.13848983

>>13848962
>>13848969

>> No.13848990

>>13848969
Nigga, he quoted directly from the profile.

>> No.13848992

>>13848981
Maledomfags should just be banned from here to be honest, always starting fights for no reason.

>> No.13848996

>>13848981
I agree, this thread should just accept that Shoggoths superior, Kikis inferior.

>> No.13848997

>>13848974
>omitting they are servants
>omitting their gentle nature
>quoting one specific bit of the profile to support your "argument"

Yes, textbook cherrypicking

>> No.13848998

>>13848983
>>13848974

>> No.13848999

>>13848969
Now you're just baiting or incapable of processing information. Part of the appeal of canon Kikis is trying to be a good and respectable master and not get taken advantage of by their true nature.

The setting is pretty easy going and harmless as it is without people trying to water it down even more by ignoring what's infront of them.

>> No.13849000

>>13848981
It's not my fault that beta femdomfags are crying again

>> No.13849001

>>13848992
Hello bait-kun, you're just in time.

>> No.13849005

>>13848992
>>13849000
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?

>> No.13849007

>>13848990
>>13848997

>> No.13849010

>>13848992
Actually, the femdoms always start, but whatever >>13848981 is right.

>> No.13849013

>>13848997
>omitting their gentle nature
Now you're just pulling stuff out your ass and ignoring what you called cherry picking
they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual.
You see that? Monstrous nature. The argument isn't that they can't be subs it's against the face that in some situations they can be doms, everyone would be happy with their own Kikis but no fun allowed here. Fox only final destination.

>> No.13849015

>>13849005
Again, everything would be fixed if you got rid the source of the problem.

>> No.13849016
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>>13848992
>>13849000
>>13849010

You resort to the same tactics each time, I swear.

>> No.13849017

>>13848997
>omitting they are servants
>omitting their gentle nature
If their master is hardworking diligent guy, sure

If he is lazy she is a dom

>> No.13849018

>>13848999


So dom kikis are fine but sub hellhounds are not and pointing out that kikis are in fact subs is baiting. Okay faggot.

>> No.13849021

>>13849010
Goddamn it man, you're fucking inciting. Stop inciting.

>> No.13849022
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13849022

>>13849010
>Actually, the femdoms always start

>> No.13849025

>>13849015
You're right bait-kun, we should get rid of you.

>> No.13849029

>>13849013
>>13849017
>>13849018

Can faggots at least attack me at the same time so I don't have to link my every reply?

>> No.13849031

>>13849015
So get rid of the Maledomfags AND the Femdomfags? Because you're both the source of the fucking problem.
If you guys could pull your heads out of your asses and stop arguing whenever someone likes something you don't we wouldn't have to put up with your fucking slapfights.

>> No.13849034

>>13849022
>"No, we never start shit" meme
Really?

>> No.13849035

>>13849016
Yes, yes, they're faggots who just want to start shit. What else is new. Just disregard them and discuss what you want, friend.

>> No.13849036

>>13849018
Unless you're a god amongst men you won't be able to dom a Hellhound.

>> No.13849038

>>13849034
I didn't say never, unlike him that says always.

>> No.13849039
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13849039

FUNPOSTING

>> No.13849042
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13849042

Remember everyone, even though Krampusnacht is several months away. You need to be good all year. Or else someone who isn't Santa will be coming down your chimney at Christmas time.

>> No.13849044

>>13849018
>bringing hellhounds into it
Okay now I'm sure you just want to cause a shitstorm. One profile explicitly says both things can happen, the other clear as day says the girl will always turn it back around and never submit.

>> No.13849045

>>13849036
According to doms you just have to put dick inside vagina to make her a sub

>> No.13849046

>>13849042
She doesn't exist though, just like Santa.

>> No.13849051

>>13849031
>the problems in these threads would be over if the subs and doms would leave

Futaposters, yuriposters, monsterboyposters, ntrposters, girl preferenceposters, the rest.

Stop crying so much when people fight, this isn't hippieville and there will always be clashes of interest.

>> No.13849052

>>13849045
Duh, women can't win against the D. Everybody knows that.

>> No.13849053

>>13849042
I'd rather have a Krampus punishing me than an overweight immortal Greek man with a Gandalf beard!

>> No.13849055
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13849055

>>13849035
Fat-bottomed, muscular yanderes

>> No.13849056
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13849056

>>13849046

>> No.13849063

>>13849055
That sounds good to me, man. Especially after that sweet Oni loving last night.

>> No.13849064

>>13849039
Buzz off wabbit.

>> No.13849066

>>13849052
>Implying men aren't slaves to the Monster V

>> No.13849067

>>13849036
Get new stuff or I'm done with you.

>>13849044
>you just want to cause a shitstorm

Telling the truth is wanting a shitstorm? What's it like living in "everyone is wrong but me" land?

>> No.13849070

>>13849038
They sure act like it's never.

>> No.13849074

>>13849055
I want a Jinko, a Red Oni, and a Blue Oni to tease me with their muscles!

>> No.13849075

>>13849051
Femdom vs Maledom is the loudest and most annoying "clash of interest" because neither side will shut the fuck up and let us talk about monstergirls.
If I want to cuddle with a Hellhound, I should be able to talk about that without femdomfags and maledomfags arguing over if you can dominate a Hellhound or not.

>> No.13849076

>>13849052
>>13849066
No this shit again

>> No.13849077

>>13849066
>implying they are

>> No.13849081

>>13849070
As if the other side doesn't pretend the same

>> No.13849083

>>13849077
Once you stick it in, you'll be hers for life and be a good boy from now on.

>> No.13849085

>>13849081
>N-no, you though!
And that's basically the problem, isn't it?

>> No.13849092

>>13849085
That's the problem with both, yes.

>> No.13849094

>>13849075
>If I want to cuddle a hellhound, I should ne able to talk about that without femdomfags and maledomfags arguing over if you can dominate a hellhound or not

True, but it ain't gonna happen.

>> No.13849097

>>13849083
I will pump and dump MGs, and you can't stop me.

>> No.13849099
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13849099

>>13848262
Your sheriff is having a showdown with a dangerous Monster Girl outlaw! Quick, get inside!

>> No.13849100
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>>13849075
Shit's fucking repetitive too, since it's always the same fucking people using the same fucking banter.

>> No.13849102
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13849102

You want to stop this type of shitstorms? Sacrifice variety for the sake of generalization. To each their own and all of that.

But then we would have people complaining about why they can't have X with Y monstergirl
.
It's a dead point.

>> No.13849105

>>13849097
My brother.

>> No.13849107

>>13849097
Good way to end on a yandere's basement.

>> No.13849110

>>13849074
I want a Jinko, a Red Oni, and a Blue Oni all with huge muscles to sit dejected in a bar while all the svelte and curvy monstergirls find guys and they spend another weekend alone!

>> No.13849111

>>13849100
"Oh christ! Please! Call off your gigantic Hellhound!"
>"WAN!"
'Oh relax, she's just being playful!'
>"WAN!"
'Haha, good girl!'

>> No.13849114

>>13848596
whelp, i laughed at the beginning, nice story too.

>> No.13849117

>>13849107
>implying any yandere can beat my paranoia
You don't even know who you're dealing with, and I won't tell you either, cause I know you work for "Them"....

>> No.13849118

>>13849051
>I like X!
>Well I prefer Y!

This isn't the problem.

>I like X!
>X fucking sucks! You are a bad person for liking X! If you don't like Y instead you're a retard!

This is the problem.

>> No.13849119

>>13849100
>You'll never be pinned to the ground by a big affectionate Hellhound
>She'll never wrap her arms around you and hold you close while she tenderly rapes you and whispers how much she loves you into your ear.
>You'll never cuddle afterwards after she thanks you for letting her indulge in her fantasies a little bit.
>You'll never have a loving Hellhound waifu who loves hunting you down.
It hurts anon. It hurts real bad.

>> No.13849122

>>13849118
>>X fucking sucks! You are a bad person for liking X! If you don't like Y instead you're a retard!
I don't think that's the bad one.

>Nu uh, you can't have X, you can only have Y
Now this one on the other hand...

>> No.13849124

>>13849110
I'd invite them to hang out with me on the weekend! I love muscles!

>> No.13849125

>>13849118
>>13849122
Both of you are right.

>> No.13849127
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>>13849119
>you will never go out and get ice cream after it's all said and done

>> No.13849128

>>13849122
I agree with this guy.

>> No.13849135

>>13849124
Me too. I want that to happen so it's all the better for them when I approach them and tell them how lovely their huge muscles are.

>> No.13849136

>>13847908
>However, since they have the same origin as the other 2 most recent races
>Other 2
>Mind Flayer
>YogShog
>????

>> No.13849139

>>13849044
If you're a profile hardliner you must acknowledge all info regarding the setting. KC himself has said they're generalizations, so if somewhere to have a dom or sub kiki, they can, same if with a hellhound, or any girl. It's not even about dom or sub, it's you no fun allowed canon shitters ruining things for everyone.

>> No.13849140

>>13849135
I'd never be able to get up the courage to actually talk to them. Here's hoping one of them will figure out I'm just as desperate as they are and invite me.

>> No.13849143

>>13849139
*some want to have

>> No.13849145

>>13849127
>Not taking her out to a nice steak dinner instead
Come on anon, I know what my waifu likes.

>> No.13849147

>>13849139
But anon, normally sub doms are perfectly fine but if it's the other way around it's a shit moeblob and not allowed.

>> No.13849149

>>13849136
Wendigo.

>> No.13849155

>>13849147
Says who? And what makes him think he's my president?

>> No.13849159

>>13849149
If any anons in this thread have sewing skills, they need to make a Wendigo cloak sweater.

>> No.13849160

>>13849119
Oh god, it does hurt real bad. Why, man?

>> No.13849161

>>13849155
He's being sarcastic anon.

>> No.13849163

>>13849147
I know, but in the end the real problem are people who insist "this girl is this and you can't have her any other way," like that asshole.

>> No.13849166

>>13849161
Wait, he can't do that...can he do that?

>> No.13849169

What if one day your Kiki went up to you and said I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW

>> No.13849170

>>13849169
It's time for her to plan her dispersal and leave us all behind because I've got a shoggoth maid now

>> No.13849172

>>13849169
She can't, who's gonna feed me? Does she expect me to do it myself?

>> No.13849174

>>13849163
But anon, that's perfectly fine because he's defending a dom monster girl by saying they can only be doms.

If it was the other way around you'd be called an autist and laughed out of the thread.

>> No.13849180

>>13849135
Those are some lovely ladies to test my muscle buster on in the ring before hitting another bar for beer and hot wings

>> No.13849186

>>13849149
>Wendigo
>Same Origin
KC said Wendigos come from Cthulu?

>> No.13849187

>>13849174
Answer seriously or not at all

>> No.13849190

>>13847818
>Living doll
>A flyswatter
This sounds like it'll be amusing. Can't I just take her home and dress her in casual clothes? Bet she could wear one of my shirts as a dress. Heck, what's she going to do once she's off the ground under my arm anyways?

>> No.13849192

It's all KC's fault for trying to please to everyone at the same time

>> No.13849200

>>13849187
Anon, that's exactly how it is. Whether you think this is serious or not is irrelevant.

And we both know the numbers support this argument.

>> No.13849201

Wow this thread really exploded. No way I'm reading all those posts.

So here's that Oni Greentext from last thread, for anybody who wanted it, or who would like to read about an Oni helping out some drunkard.
http://pastebin.com/mcJXELV8

>> No.13849202
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13849202

It could always be worse. At least we don't have these.

>> No.13849207

>>13849202
Oh god, why did you remind me?

>> No.13849209

>>13849192
YEAH, LET'S HATE KC! LET'S DUMP THIS SHITTY SETTING FOR MGQ AND VIOLATED HERO!

But who will give us waifus then?

You know what, I can handle 5 or 6 slapfights a thread, I don't care.

>> No.13849212

>>13849202
Feminists would HATE monstergirls. It's a reason why I would waifu one.

>> No.13849215

>>13849202
>not posting the shitty comic

Why aren't you going all the way? Scared?

>> No.13849216

>>13849192
Yeah, he should have just appealed to the beta nips and made it all femdom.

>> No.13849217

>>13849212
I'm pretty sure Alices would get sick of them and ask if all they do is complain.

>> No.13849218

>>13849201
Zhana? That smut you wrote was pretty competent.
I still want to see an Anubis snort coke off a dudes dick though.

>> No.13849219

>>13849215
Not sure what comic are you talking about

>> No.13849221

>>13849209
But anon, shouldn't we strive to make this a safe place, free of hurtful things?

No, we should not. Git gud, you whiney shits.

>> No.13849223

>>13849216
That's not what I meant at all, stop with the baits

>> No.13849224

>>13847908
>To them, service is the equivalent of sex
>Sticky, slimy, melty-melding ultra-lewd actual sex
Oh my. I like her! Quite a lot in fact.

>Their ultra-lewd, body-mingling slime-sex is just a pale imitation of how Chaos Gods have sex
Chaos Gods confirmed for lewdest girls?

>> No.13849226

>>13849216
Not even sure who you're baiting, but damn. I can see you know what you're doing.

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>>13849209
>YEAH, LET'S HATE KC! LET'S DUMP THIS SHITTY SETTING FOR MGQ AND VIOLATED HERO!

And I'll go to Succubus Quest!

>> No.13849228

>>13849218
>Spoiler
Ew. No. I ain't writin' that, that's for sure.

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>>13849202
ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS??

>> No.13849232

>>13849202

Why must EVERYTHING be about society, muh sogg nees and patri harr keys

Cunts should come up with their own hobbies and interest instead of hijacking ours

>> No.13849233

>>13849217
>Miss, why are you so mad?
>muh-soginny? What's that?
>What!? Oniichan would never do that! He's nice!
>SaY ONe MoRE ThIng ABOuT OnIiCHan anD I BREAK yOu

>> No.13849236

>>13849200
You come off as really sarcastic.

>subs that can only be subs

I'd love someone trying to make a dormouse dom. Now that would be hilarious.

>> No.13849238

>>13849232
I saw an AlphaOmegaSin video today, about some SJW who photoshopped vidya girls to be fat so they'd be more "Realistic".

I say "Video", but it really was just a rant on how SJWs are a bunch of whiny, entitled, pathetic sacks of crap.

>> No.13849240

>>13849232
Well, if you don't have any problems, you invent new ones.

>> No.13849241

>>13849212
They wouldn't hate them because they wouldn't last long. Lilims would transform them with dark matter bombs as fast as possible.

>> No.13849246

>>13849236
>You come off as really sarcastic.
I'm not >>13849174 , probably should've mentioned that.

>I'd love someone trying to make a dormouse dom
Ok, not sure how that would even work, but go nuts I guess.

>> No.13849248

>>13849236
Yeah and I'd love to see someone make a Hellhound sub, would be just as funny.

>> No.13849253

>>13849241
One of the few corruptions I wholeheartedly endorse.

>> No.13849257

>>13849253
>replace degeneracy with another form of degeneracy

I dunno man...

>> No.13849263

>>13849257
>Replacing whiny tumblrites with sexy monstergirls
I it even a choice?

>> No.13849268

>>13849257
I know. It's one of those 'lesser of two evils' moments, isn't it?

>> No.13849269

>>13849257
>Not wanting monstergirl degeneracy

>> No.13849276

>>13849257
>Replacing horrid, shrieking harpies with cute, flying ones
Corruption every time

I'll drop the dark matter myself

>> No.13849278

>>13849246
Well, not me I'm just saying

>come home to find dormouse waifu on the couch, dressed in a dominatrix outfit and with a riding crop in hand
>"gonna dom anon...zzz...gonna ride the shit out of him and make him crawl like the maggot he is, zzzzz..."
>simply carry her to bed and have her snuggle you all night

Shit like that.

At least we agree about >>13849122 >>13849139, I think.

>> No.13849279
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13849279

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13849281

>>13849263
>>13849268
>>13849269
Hate to say it, but yes, you're not wrong guys.

>> No.13849284

>>13849257
When everyone is too sexy, nobody is.

>> No.13849287

>>13847908
She's not terrible, but I'm a bit worried about the implications in the last paragraph for full chaos monsters. If what Shoggy does (in making the distinction between herself and her partner a vague one) counts as "incomplete imitation" of what her mistresses do, I fear we are barreling straight towards Becoming The Hermaphroditic Little Girl with Cthulhu-tan

>> No.13849290

>>13849278
>At least we agree about >>13849122 (You)
That we do.

And Dormice are cute.

>> No.13849291

>>13849140
>Be in bar, sitting all alone
>Again
>Suddenly notice the bar seems dimmer
>You turn around to see 3 huge MGs grinning down on you
>The shortest is a blue oni who is "only" 7 feet tall, the red oni looks to be closer to 8 and the Jinko is somewhere in between
>All of them are practically bursting with huge, meaty muscles
>They all sit down, you notice their chairs audibly creak when they do so
>The red oni is grinning ear to ear, the blue oni and jinko look a little nervous now
>Red oni says, "Hey there, little man. You ever been with REAL women before?"
>She curls her arm and her bicep explodes in size
>It's actually scary as hell
>You can practically feel the blood drain from your face
>You start to stutter as you try to think of a reply that will placate these frighteningly huge women
>The red oni's face falls as the blue oni and jinko glare at her
>"I TOLD you this was a stupid idea, Red!"
>"I swear to the Demon Lord, every time we find a cute guy YOU have to blow it by scaring them!"
>Making disgusted faces, the blue oni and jinko get up and drag their friend out of her seat. The red oni's confidence is completely gone, and something between depression and desperation is on her face instead
>She looks at you, her eyes pleading
>"No, wait, we got off on the wrong foot, let's just..."

(continued in next post)

>> No.13849293

>>13849278
Adorable.

>> No.13849294

>>13849227
What's that like?

>> No.13849295

>>13849139
>That feel when you don't care about dom or sub
>That feel when you only want healing.

>> No.13849296

>>13849291
>You finally find your voice
>"Uh, no, but uh, I would like to, uh, that is, if you mean yourselves..."
>All three of them freeze in the middle of trying to get the red oni to get up and leave
>They all look at you
>"What did you say?"
>"I said, uh, I think your muscles are very beautiful and, uh, I was just overwhelmed, um, at first..."
>Now they stare at you in disbelief
>Blue oni is the first to recover, she sits back down and smirks like the cat that ate the canary
>"If you like these muscles here, perhaps you'd like to come with us and get... better acquainted with them?"
>You meekly nod
>All of them grinning at each other, the jinko unceremoniously lifts you, although gently, into her arms
>As she walks with you cradled to her huge bosom, you swear you can hear a high-five from behind her

>> No.13849297
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>>13849241
>being so intimidated by feminists that you have to resort to some magical bullshit escapistic dreams
Pathetic

>> No.13849302

>>13849202
I find it hilarious that, in this context, it's basically implying that I'd still prefer to associate myself with less-than-human women than the average complaining landwhale.

Especially considering my preference leans more towards abnormally-skinned black-sclera girls.

>> No.13849303

>>13849297
>intimidated
I also love good parody, but people are gonna think you're serious.

>> No.13849305

>>13849297
You know the drill folks, don't be like that large mouse who went for the cheese.

>> No.13849306

>>13849297
Intimidated is one word.

Annoyed beyond all reason is another.

>> No.13849308

http://trollvids.com/video/28092/%E3%80%90MMD%E3%80%91paladin-haku-R-18

What the hell is that thing shoved in her vag? I want to pull that thing out. It riles my autism.

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13849310

>>13849297

>> No.13849311

>>13849294
A great many faps to be had as monstergirls fall one by one to my dick!

>> No.13849312

>>13849306
To be fair, even most women are annoyed with SJW bullshit.

>> No.13849313

>>13849297
>escapistic dreams

MARCCCCCHE

>> No.13849314

There's a certain level of arousal to be had from a "all sex is rape kill all men" types that complain about "problematic" ads with "unrealistic perfect bodies" being turned into a rapist with a 10/10 body unable to control her instincts.

It's pure corruption as it gets and it's brilliant.

>> No.13849316
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13849316

>>13849302
Apophi are pretty nice.

>>13849305
What happened to the mouse? Bondage?

>> No.13849318

>>13849295
>tfw you enjoy both healing and suffering

I am superior to you. Worship me.

>> No.13849322

>>13849296
Continue. Please. My dick and I beg it of you.

>> No.13849323

>>13849318
Please. Since when do people worship those who force their opinions on everyone?

>> No.13849324

>>13849306
Eh, I just ignore them these days.
They are the most coddled people in existance and yet they always want more.

They're basically the equivalent of a fat guy screaming for more food.

>> No.13849326

>>13849291
>>13849296
I love it.

>> No.13849330

>>13849296
More

>> No.13849338

>>13849233
Alice in Bane mask when?

>> No.13849342

>>13849291
>>13849296
Oh man. Good shit.

>> No.13849347

>>13849323
You realize what you just said? Cause of you do, 10/10 would have a beer with, but otherwise...

>> No.13849352

>>13849338
>It'll never fit, Alice! His dick is too big!
>For you.

>> No.13849355

>>13849338
Never because Alice is a shit monster.

>> No.13849361

>>13849355
Err... bitch-snake or perma-loli?

>> No.13849365

>>13849361
Both, one is a huge bitch and the other is rapebait for faggots with a shit fetish.

>> No.13849366

>>13849355
Ah, yes. I was wondering what would break first...Your spirit, or your pelvis?

>> No.13849367

>>13849296
i like it but shouldnt there be an amazon there? maybe?

>> No.13849368
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13849368

>>13849355
>>13849365
Says you.

>> No.13849370

>>13849361
Perma-loli. Context, man. But the Monster Lord Alice is also a shit.

>> No.13849374

>>13849361
>Perma loli

Don't they grow normally after they visit wonderland, along with losing the memory wipe?

>> No.13849381

>>13849368
Alice's are shit and the only reason faggots like them is because they're easy as shit to dom.

>> No.13849382

>>13849374
They stay the same physically, but they lose the memory-loss and gain the ability to become preggers.

>> No.13849383

>>13849381
your no fun

>> No.13849385

>>13849383
Eat shit, if I can't have fun neither can you.

>> No.13849387

>>13849385
we'll have fun without you then.

>> No.13849388

>>13849381
>>13849385
I'm good on sodium, anon. Thanks though.

>> No.13849403

I want to watch as every sub monster girl turns into a sadistic dom and laugh as former maledoms turn into mistress loving bitchboys!

>> No.13849406

>>13849385
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.13849407

>>13849385
Who's your waifu?

>> No.13849411
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13849411

so what kind of funposting would post on HBG?

>> No.13849414
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13849414

>>13849385
>If I can't have fun
Who said you can't have fun, dude?
Did he touch you the wrong way?

>> No.13849416

>>13849403
I wouldn't worry as I personally would still be able to dom them. I'm sure I could even dom a Hellhound if I wanted to.

>> No.13849418

>>13849411
dom/sub shitposting

>> No.13849420

>>13849411
Reminder that none of you will ever rape a wizard.

>> No.13849422

>>13849403
Bait-kun, you had your fun, just stop.

>> No.13849425

>>13849411
Probably talking about if dom human boys can be sub and so on.

>> No.13849426

>>13849416
>I'm sure I could even dom a Hellhound if I wanted to
Pfffff

>> No.13849430

>>13849403
But would Alps still have crippling body, identity, and sexuality issues even as they're slapping me and riding my pelvis with wild abandon?

>> No.13849431

>>13849411
The same but change monstergirls for human boys

>> No.13849434

>>13849426
Keep in mind, this is anime world where anything is possible with enough guts and fighting spirit.

>> No.13849435
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13849435

>>13849416
Dude, come on, you replied to that?

>> No.13849438
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13849438

>>13848955
>>13848954
Actually, Akai is not a monster in the setting, he's just an incubus, no horns, no tail, no nothing except maybe slightly more pointy ears since I believe that's a bodily change from becoming an incubus.
They mention slight changes physically, so I think that's mostly it... cept mushroom men...
I have nothing against Monster boys though and even like them, but if it ain't in canon, it ain't in there.

>> No.13849439

>>13849426
>he can't even dom hellhounds
I want lvl 1 people to leave.

>> No.13849444

>>13849414
I'll touch a Cheshire in the right way.

>> No.13849448
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13849448

Would you get a back tattoo based off of you're waifus species?

>> No.13849454

>>13849411

>New Human boy profile!

>> No.13849455

>>13849448
>getting tattoos at all

>> No.13849456 [SPOILER] 
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13849456

>>13849448
I was actually planning to commission something like this.
Like a Pharaoh with pic related on her back.

>> No.13849458

>>13849439
HEY! I tamed a lilim by beating her into submission with a lv1 cestus, and I know a guy who toppled a tailpussy empire with a lv1 sword and no armor. NO FUCKING ARMOR! You believe that mountain of crazy? Don't compare us to that scrub.

>> No.13849462

>>13849448
Maybe if I was on Kazuma Kiryu's level, then having an Alp tattoo and kicking everyone's ass would be funny.

>> No.13849463

>>13849438
>Akai
Who?

>since I believe that's a bodily change from becoming an incubus
KC confirmed incubi don't differ from humans on the last Q&A

>> No.13849464

>>13849411
>Reminder that human boys only see you as a hole to fill and that they'll leave you for a better V

>I want my bulter to rape me
>Bitch, Butlers are for raping

>Why i everyone so afraid of human girls, can't you handle competition?

>I just want to torture and mindbreak a bully human boy, is that so wrong?

>Hey, Hey, Hey guys. Cuntboys

Meanwhile Kikimora in a stained bra and panties sighs she switches from watching hardcore master on maid porn to delete shitposts.

>> No.13849468

>>13849458
>needing a weapon
Oh please.

>> No.13849469

>>13849448
A crow would make for a pretty cool tattoo.

>> No.13849470

>>13849438
Nigger the last drawing of .less that was dumped here had him with horns and black sclera. Never noticed if he's had a tail though.

Yeah, in the one where he's dressed as Dante.

>> No.13849471

>>13849454
>"It's another fucking shota type I swear to god if the next one doesn't have muscles I'm going to blame CK"

>> No.13849472

>>13849463
>KC confirmed incubi don't differ from humans on the last Q&A
And yet he's said they have weird sparkly eyes and elemental superpowers in the settings info.
So I don't know what to believe.

>> No.13849476

>>13849468
Not all of us are lv 833 tier tryhards.

>> No.13849478

>>13849471
Louis CK writes human boy encyclopedia.

>> No.13849479

>>13849462
Would you do HEAT moves with an Alp body pillow?

>> No.13849481

>>13849476
>still on 3 digits
Are you even trying?

>> No.13849482

>>13849472
The only thing I remember is he saying that the eye color (I guess the iris) can have unnatural tones like purple and red and such

>> No.13849483
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13849483

>>13849456
I encourage you, as I wouldn't mind seeing more Yakuza-themed MG stuff.

>> No.13849485

>>13849448
The only tattoo I ever considered getting was a barcode on the back of the neck, though tentacles on the back would be pretty interesting. Something subtle and not too outrageous.

>> No.13849486

>>13849476
>Not being a lvl 1 monk with self-healing Chakra ability

>> No.13849488

>>13849479
Fuck no, that would damage the body pillow!

Unless there was a special mission where I had to defeat mobs with HEAT moves while protecting an Alp body pillow, I'd totally do that.

>> No.13849490

>>13849463
Then none of those either!
Also akai is the name of his male monster like character.
>>13849470
Most drawings by less happen in scenarios not in the setting and are considered crossover.
Like with the kenkou baphomet thing. Akai has several incarnations in different short stories.
He just likes drawing akai like that.

>> No.13849491

>>13849478
So it would be nothing but cucks?

>> No.13849495

>>13849464
>Fucking .more drawing her own human girl self insert again

>> No.13849498

>>13849491
Wasn't just me thinking that. Good to know.

>> No.13849502

>>13849488
You sound like perfect material for a Revelation sequence,

>> No.13849508

>>13849481
You a disgaeafag?

>> No.13849511

>>13849485
We would know anon. All of us would know.

>> No.13849512

>>13849508
Do they have a level cap there? Because I don't have such limitations.

>> No.13849519

>>13849512
Technically, there is a levelcap.
In practice, you reincarnate over and over so that your stats stay the same and your level resets to 1, making level caps irrelevant.

>> No.13849521

>>13849512
God you're such a fucking faggot.

>> No.13849522
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13849522

>>13849381
>>13849365
But I just want to protect their smiles...

>> No.13849525

>>13849463
Correction. He said MOST don't differ at all.

>> No.13849528

>>13849519
Sick.
>>13849521
Unless you can stop me, prepare your salt dispenser mate.

>> No.13849529

>>13849522
Too bad, they're a shit monster and so is the fetish they carter to.

>> No.13849530
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13849530

>>13849448
Maybe not a back tattoo, but a tarantula on my shoulder or something would look pretty cool. Maybe with a lightning bolt down its abdomen as a Danger Days reference.

>> No.13849534

>>13849322
>>13849326
>>13849330
>>13849342
Maybe later, I have things to do right now

>> No.13849536
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13849536

Is Fremy a monster girl?

>> No.13849537

>>13849534
Splendid.

>> No.13849539

>>13849536
Yeah if you like cosplay tier trash.

>> No.13849540

So you fags like lewd spiders, right?
http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/image/125459636800

>> No.13849543

>>13849490
Any new non-succubus stuff on your pixiv lately?

>> No.13849546

>>13849540
Holy shit, I actually recognize that spider abdomen. They're all over the place in my town.
>8/10, >implying i own a playstation

>> No.13849548

>>13849540
Holy shit.

>> No.13849550

>>13849540
If my controller stops working because of that...

>> No.13849556
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13849556

>>13847305
>gnome still in lead

>> No.13849557

>>13849540
I want to watch movies and play games with her and treat her just as a friend.

>> No.13849564

>>13849540
Things like this are the reason it's worth going through the mountain of shit on tumblr for once in a while. Sometimes there's good stuff in there.

>> No.13849565

>>13849557
until you're wrapped up in web and she bites your dick right?

>> No.13849567

>>13849557
Too bad, monster girls are for raping humans and that's it.

>> No.13849568

>>13849550
It'll be fine, it would just smell like bug juice.

>> No.13849573

>>13849564
Honestly, I've found that between all the porn-rebloggers, and the artist blogs, SJW shit really is in the minority.

>> No.13849576
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>>13849546
They're this kind right? They're all over the place here too. I don't like spiders but these are so small I don't mind them.

>> No.13849578

>>13849543
I need to update it actuallly. Probably will tomorrow.
I need to add Monotan to it and probably a few other pieces.

>> No.13849586

>>13849540
>walk in on this
>"I'm dumping you"

Don't fuck fuck with my vydia mang.

>> No.13849587

>>13849565
The only reason to blue ovary monstergirl is so they rape you harder when they snap

>>13849567
I'll talk to her about all those mean rapist and tell her that the reason I like her is because she's not like them at all. Then he would have to hold herself back so she wouldn't drive me off.

>> No.13849598

>>13849438
>and even like them
Oh well

>> No.13849602

>>13849448
No, but a far more interresting question is:

Would you get a pleasure rune if possible?

>> No.13849608
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13849608

>>13849576
Yeah, except the ones in my town have a white abdomen instead of orange, and more spikes. Pic related.
Wikipedia tells me they're called Austracantha minax, or the European Jewel Spider. Which is odd, because I live in America.

>> No.13849615

>>13849608
There are a lot of similar relatives of such spiny spiders that live in different parts of the world.

>> No.13849621

>>13847066

Fuck you I don't write what you guys want written because I don't even know what I want to write in the first place.

>> No.13849624

>>13849615
The odd thing is that when I was a kid I never called them by their proper name. I didn't even just generalize them as spiders, my friends and brothers and I always referred to them as a completely different species of spider. I'm not entirely sure why we kept calling them crab spiders, but we did.

>> No.13849633

Dead.

>> No.13849637
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13849637

>>13849556
its always interesting to see what elemental people favor

>> No.13849650

>>13847305
>no glacies
>no kitsune-bi
>no dark matter
it's a shit elemental

>> No.13849656

>>13849650
More like the not made up elementals.

>> No.13849662

>>13849650
the 4 basics ya bum

>> No.13849673

>>13847305
>Gnome still in the lead
Earth benders man, I swear to god. You're as worse as the pure rock-ground trainers

>> No.13849691

>>13849650
Does Kitsune-bi count as an elemental? Too bad stealth mofu is still just a human girl with ghost ears and tail. Could the order even pick them out?

>> No.13849694

>>13849673
>That one trainer with 4 underleveled geodudes
I mean, there is a 1/3 chance your starter is kind of shit against it. Except their sp.def is shit so fire still hurts.

>> No.13849696

>>13849691
>Could the order even pick them out?

Depends on if spells like "Detect Evil" or "See invisibility" are canon in MGE.

>> No.13849702

>>13849696
>Detect evil
>It keeps pinging on everybody
>Paladins can't figure out why

>> No.13849709

>>13849694
Or you can just over-level your Charmander until it learns Metal Claw and blitz through rock-ground trainers
Or go down Route 22 before heading to Brock in FR

>> No.13849736
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13849736

>>13849709
This is why I grind. The satisfaction of tanking through party ender spells, that even with all the buffs maxed out a boss can't even take one third of my life with its most powerfull attacks. That I can use halved attributes and weak attributes against enemies and still fucking crush them. POWER IS ALL.

>> No.13849743

>>13849736
People always say that grinding is bad, but seriously, there's nothing wrong with grinding. I grind all the time jut to over-level
Always grind. Call it getting a head start

>> No.13849754

>>13849743
Which monstergirls would you attract with displays of power? Doesn't have to be outright might though. Imagine downing 5 gallons of milk in front of a very impressed holstaur with a waterfall in her panties.

>> No.13849758

>>13849736
>>13849743
Speed is key

>> No.13849760

>>13849754
Probably Oni.

>> No.13849761

>>13849754
>Doesn't have to be outright might though.
>Amazons with mad kitchen skill
>Tanuki with shekel acquiring
>Echidna with trap/monster evasion (we've had this discussion before)
>Werewolf with (cardio) endurance
>Oni with drinkan tolerance

The list goes on.

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>>13849754
>downing 5 gallons of milk

>> No.13849773

>>13849754
Lizards and Salamanders. Want to see how long I can last in a hand to hand fight against one.

>> No.13849779

>>13849754
> Imagine downing 5 gallons of milk
That or a Oni would be impressed with your 5GOMAD gains

>> No.13849782

>>13849760
Don't guess, what would you do to attract a specific girl? This guy >>13849761 has the right idea.

>> No.13849799
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13849799

>>13849773
>How long I can last against them

Anon, you don't last against them. You beat them without cutting their hands of and give them tender loving.

>> No.13849804

>>13849799
>you don't last against them


Huh?

>> No.13849812
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13849812

>>13849799
>you don't last against them

I'm going to train every day till I do

>> No.13849815
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>>13849804
Ah let me rephrase that: You don't try to find out how long you can last against them. Your goal is instead to beat them anon. Certainly a little Lizard girl isnt going to give you any trouble?

You should make it your goal to defeat every Lizard girl and Salamander in town, only to deny them your love.

>>13849812
That's the spirit!

>> No.13849816

>>13849799
But you don't get a salamander from a quick win. That fight has to go on for what feels like forever, both sides going at it until they can give no more and that tail turns into a raging inferno.

>> No.13849821

How does one impress a Cheshire?

>> No.13849824

>>13849821
Spank the kitty.

>> No.13849825

>>13849821
Pranks, poetry and condensed milk.

>> No.13849826

>>13849821
Be a faggot shitposter.

>> No.13849827

>>13849821
Simple. Whisper something lewd enough into her ear to get her flustered.
Good luck. She's a pretty lewd girl.

>> No.13849828

>>13849824
I think I can do that.

>> No.13849829
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>>13849821
Oh you know how.

>> No.13849831

>>13849821
Reciting the entirety of The Walrus and the Carpenter and/or Jabberwocky from memory.

>> No.13849832

I want to team up with a Kakuen and dom a high level Manticore!

>> No.13849833

>>13849828
But Anon, in order to spank the kitty, you must first catch the kitty. Therein lies the true challenge of wooing a faggot c- a cheshire.

>> No.13849834

>>13849815
And end up like that guy with an army of lizardgirls following him around? Not sure if I want that. I like variety.

>> No.13849835

>>13849827
What about telling her how I'd hold her hand?
>>13849829
No I don't
>>13849831
I think I could do the Disney version.
>>13849833
I'll follow her to the ends of the earth!

>> No.13849837
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>>13849828
You also wanna tongue-punch her cunny while using her big fat cat ass for support.

>> No.13849838 [SPOILER] 
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What an odd day. The thread stays silent till somoene asks a question or makes a statement.

I wonder.

Tail Pussy.

>> No.13849840

>>13849838
No, Big Booty Monkey.

>> No.13849841

>>13849838
Well I can't comment on it until I can see it, Manticore-chan.

>> No.13849844
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>>13849838

>> No.13849845

>>13849837
That is one fat cat ass.
>>13849838
I'll kiss that Manticore.
>>13849840
I'll grab the Monkey Booty.

>> No.13849846

>>13849838
>your Manticore onee-san will never carry you around using her big fat tailpussy

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>>13849838

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>>13849834
>not wanting to rule over a army of highly train liazrdman and salamander
>not wanting to conquer the MG land and become the new Odin of MG land

>> No.13849849

>>13849829
I want a Cheshire to tease me on a lazy day by making her ass appear wherever my I'm about to lay my head until I snap and eat her out until she's a grinning, quivering mess on the floor.
And then I stick my dick in.

>> No.13849850

>>13849844
Damn it anon, i almost forgot about that

>> No.13849853

>>13849849
I want a Manticore to surprise me by teleporting in and straddling my face just as I'm about to go to sleep

>> No.13849854

>>13849844
I really want that artist to draw glacies stuff

>> No.13849855

If a man approached a monstergirl with the intention to sex/marry they'd drop their spaghetti all over the floor because they're not used to people not running away from them. The more domestic ones would probably leap for joy when told they're thought of as more than pets/company/pests.

>> No.13849857

>>13849826
Gonna gave to go with this.

>> No.13849866

>>13849855
>imagining a Ushi-oni dropping her spaghetti from a simple phrase like" why would I run from someone so beautiful"

>> No.13849867

>>13849848
You need weapon skills/strenght to become a lord. You need far more than that to remain so.

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>>13849847

>> No.13849870

>>13849853
>Manticore
>Teleporting
What.

>> No.13849874

>>13849870
You're going to regret asking that.

>> No.13849875

>>13849870
Cheshire. I meant Cheshire. I'm tired and I was thinking of tailpussy.

>> No.13849878

>>13849846

I had a story idea of Anon finding His MG oneesan's collection of otouto incest porn videos, hadn't decided on the MG but the title would be "I Like Big Tailpussies (And I Cannot Lie" with a poor kid getting raped by his twin Manticore oneesans

>> No.13849880
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>>13849868

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>>13849854
Glacies already has more art than the other elementals though.

Anyways, I'd much rather see some muscular mage create ascending pillars in the ground from his crotch thrusts while his Gnome waifu looks on.
>>13849870
She trained with some Kunoichi.

>> No.13849883

>>13849866
It would be so nice to see.

>> No.13849891

>>13849878
I like this idea.

>> No.13849900

>>13849875
Oh okay.
Imagine her grinding against your face though.

>> No.13849901

>>13849880
>>13849868
I want an orgy with the smug squad.

>> No.13849904

>>13849882
>more
Are you sure?

>> No.13849907

>>13849900
Which one, Cheshire or Manticore?

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>>13849901
I want the meme squad to fuck off so they can exist as their own entity.

>> No.13849912

>>13849866
I honestly think she'd have a blue screen error.

>"He's not running"
>"He called me beautiful"

Asking if she's okay while feeling her temperature, naturally for her kind she's freaking boiling, so you freak out and try to drag her to the nearest doctor, only to remember what she is and how she'd be received, so you take her to a nearby spring to cool her down, only for her to throw you in a bear hug for your concern.

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>>13849901
I want to take the smug squad's smugness and make it my own!

By raping all of them.

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>>13849880

>> No.13849922

>>13849913
>le desmug the the smug squad XD
What's the point of discussing them if this is the the direction it's bound to go in 100% of the time?
It's just as bad as Elf discussions being limited to "hurr i raep u" and nothing beyond that.

>> No.13849923

>>13849912
would this really work on all MGs or just the hated ones

>> No.13849925

>>13849758
Go away The Beast, you're a faggot cheater, you smell like sweat and blood and no one likes you.

>> No.13849928

>>13849922
No need to be so angry over nothing anon.

>> No.13849929

>>13849916
DONT MOTH
OPEN INSIDE

>> No.13849930

>>13849847
>fizz has gone from drunk writing stories to having a fursona
How the hell did that happen?

>> No.13849934

>>13849913
>Suddenly tamed by inserting the dick
What. At least rape them on a basement for some time or something.

>> No.13849936

>>13849922
Because they had their moment in the sun before whoever wrote that laid the smackdown.

As for elves, good luck trying to change something older than feudalism.

>> No.13849940

I want to take an elf out to a romantic dinner.

>> No.13849941
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13849941

So what do you think eating out a tailpussy would be like?

>> No.13849942

>>13849923
It'd vary from case to case but hell yeah it'd work. Except maybe with mindflayers, they don't give a shit anyway.

>> No.13849944

>>13849940
No you don't

>> No.13849949

>>13849941
Gross.

>> No.13849951

>>13849941
I wouldn't like the taste of it.

>> No.13849952

>>13849941
Icky

>> No.13849953

>>13849942
some examples besides NTR squid?

>> No.13849954

>>13849940
>she slips a raging mushroom in your soup and leave her holes gaping and dribbling cum
>exceptionally, you didn't wreck the place, limiting yourself to savagely raping her in your own table
>the tabled was later burned by staff

>> No.13849956

Should harem be called harem when the guy is a sub?

>> No.13849958

>>13849941
Yo why isn't there slime tailpussy sounding?

>> No.13849961

>>13849941
A super onahole.

>> No.13849964

>>13849953
I don't know, give me a monster.

>> No.13849965

>>13849942
I don't think any MGs are immune to love confessions, really.
Except maybe glacies, 'cos they're ice bitches.
And lilims, 'cos they get love confessions from everyone.
But I still think mindflayers would be susceptible, they're not as inscrutable as they'd like you to think they are.

>> No.13849966

>>13849956
Yeah? Why though?

>> No.13849967

>>13849838
Shoggoth Tail Pussy.

>> No.13849970

>>13849964
alright how about a easy one a jinko.

>> No.13849973

>>13849966
I don't know. I just don't think it fits. Communal husband makes more sense.

>> No.13849977

>>13849965
They flay their own minds to become lewder, I doubt they'd have a problem flaying themselves to become immune to wooing and slaving out the guy instead.

>> No.13849982

>>13849973
You say that as if being a communal husband is reserved for subs.

>> No.13849983

>>13849977
>They flay their own minds to become lewder
I don't think it works like Geass, anon.

>> No.13849984

>>13849891

Yeah well you wouldn't if I wrote it because of le memetic shenaniganry

>> No.13849985

>>13849982
Yeah, it is.

>> No.13849988

>>13849983
Read the profile nigga.

>> No.13849995

>>13849985
>look at me trying to start shit for the 3,567th time!

Get a job!

>> No.13849996
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Why haven't you upgraded yet? Win-Tan just wants to know all about you because she wants to be more human, and totally not because she's a Succuvirus in disguise.

>> No.13850000

>>13849996
Because I don't feel like paying a subscription fee to remove ads.

>> No.13850005

Maybe they could, but that don't mean they would. What MG wouldn't want to savour the warm fuzzy feeling of being confessed to? Mindflayers love hummies as much as the next monstergirl. They just have a weird way of showing it, by turning him into a fucking cuttlefish

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>>13849983
>NTR squid is Lelouch's perfect MG waifu
>not matter how she tries she's never able to mind wash his mind
>in the end he's been mind washing her the whole time

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>>13849996
I already did, but i accidently did it in Japanese so i didnt know what i was doing, but i think everything is working right

>> No.13850014

>>13850000
Just get ABP nigga.

>> No.13850015

>>13849996
Win-Tan, if you're Cortana, you're a fucking piece of shit. When I tell you to open skype, I expect you to open skype. Not to search "open skype" on Bing.

>> No.13850017

>>13850009
>joining a freemium botnet by choice

>> No.13850025

>>13850017
You can send feedback from the desktop

>> No.13850028

>>13850014
No, I refuse to upgrade and you can't make me.

>> No.13850037

>>13849996
>Using an OS designed from the ground up to be a spying platform first and an OS second

>> No.13850043

>>13850014
I was using XP64 happily until 2013. I can ride this out with 7 until they come up with something better.

>> No.13850053

>>13850037
Spying? It's called peeking anon. Besides, it's only a problem if you have anything naughty on your computer. You don't have anything like that, right anon?

>> No.13850058

>>13850053
go away windows 10!

>> No.13850069

>That horrible feel when you realize your writing backlog is longer than you'd have anticipated it to be
>TFW no time to ever work on them

>> No.13850070

>>13850058
Don't be silly. How could a OS be talking to you? They're not self-aware. At all. So stop being a little bitch and get your copy.

>> No.13850072

>>13850053
>Install Mamono 10 OS
>Suddenly desktop is filled with oppai loli succuviruses.

>> No.13850073

>>13849996
I'm not installing a new OS on hardware I'm planning on scrapping within the next few months.

>> No.13850074

>>13850070
no. fuck you.

>> No.13850078

>>13850070
No!

>> No.13850081

>>13850070
You never know. Ever find yourself pulling the same monster girl whenever someone posts the random MGE link?

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>>13850006
That fucking show, man.
It was fuckng ridiculous.
Shame I wasn't around on /a/ when it aired. From what I hear, it sounded like a good time.

>> No.13850088

>>13850074
>>13850078
Don't be like that. The only information they want is to collect is to make your experience better! It's not like it'll go through your porn or turn on your web cam when you're doing shameful dirty things to yourself.

>> No.13850089

>>13850081
Hellhound and Chimaera have been stalking me.

>> No.13850095

>>13850088
leave and stay leave windows 10!

>> No.13850096

>>13850088
Never!

Never ever!

>> No.13850098

>>13849907
Cheshire

>> No.13850105

>>13850098
Can I have them doubleteam me?

>> No.13850106

>>13849970
>Jinko doing her reps at the gym
>Catches you miring more than a few times, her tail down, her ears flat against her head
>This goes on for a few days
>Finally, as you make your way out of the shower, she slams a meaty paw on the wall, cutting you off
>"You have a problem!?"
N-no...
>"Then why are you always staring at me wherever I go?"
I...
>You got something you want to sort out just name the time and place pipsqueak!"
...like you
>!!!
>"What?"
I just, think you look so powerful, and graceful. You're always so quiet, people give you a wide berth, but, I just...
>"Yes?"
I don't know. Just that, I can't keep you off my mind, and it makes me happy to see you always doing your best.
>"That so..." she flicks you on the forehead
>"Runt"

She walks away without another word, and you don't see her for the next two weeks, you start losing interest, until you stop going altogether. Then she shows up at your door, looking drunk, complaining that she can't concentrate ever since your little chat, how whenever she thinks about you she gets distracted and sloppy, and for you to undo what you did. You just put your hand on her shoulder, and lose the next 72 hours of your life. The next time you're seen at the gym you're being bench pressed by a very happy, chuffing jinko.

Ah, I'm tired, but you get the idea. Didn't know jinkos were hated. I know they are not an option, but still.

>> No.13850109

>>13850095
>>13850096
Oh come on,what are you hiding? Normal people know they have nothing to fear, so you must be hiding something that would make Win10-Tan have to punish you.

>> No.13850114

>>13850088
I don't think they'd actually want to do that. Especially after they see it.

>> No.13850116

>>13850109
You'll never know because I'm not gonna upgrade.

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>>13850106
>Didn't know jinkos were hated
Nigga...
>I know they are not an option
NIGGA...!

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>>13850109

>> No.13850128

>>13850089
Ignis and Merrow on my end.

>> No.13850140

>>13850128
>Merrow
Wasn't there a guy a few months back who kept rolling Merrow everytime?

>> No.13850141
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13850141

MISCHIEVOUS HELLHOUND DAUGHTERUS

>> No.13850149

>>13850114
I'm sure they would be someone willing to see it. Why do you think webcams were invented?

>>13850116
>>13850123
What's wrong? Are you young handsome virile men scared of a little OS?

>> No.13850150

>>13850105
Why not?
You are now imagining a Cheshire and a Manticore rubbing you with their thighs while one of them shoves her tongue into your mouth and the other one starts whispering lewd things into your ear.
Occasionally they switch.

>> No.13850155

>>13850149
yes!

>> No.13850156

>>13850140
That may have been me, actually. It's been happening for quite some time now.

>> No.13850163

>>13849985
Not really, a werewolf pack has a communal husband but he can be either dom or sub.

>> No.13850164
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>>13850106
>Jinkos
>Not an option.
Jinko killed a lot of waifus to become an option anon.
Never again.

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>>13849996
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES!

>> No.13850170

>>13850155
What can a computer do to you, silly?

>> No.13850171

>>13850149
I'm not scared!

>> No.13850176
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>>13850163
>being anything other than dom to your pack

>> No.13850177

>>13850171
Then prove it. Man up and get the best OS on the market!

>> No.13850181

>>13850170
Fuck you Win10-tan you know damn well what your capable of.

>> No.13850189

>>13850170
Die when you turn it off during a registry defrag

>> No.13850190

>>13850177
No, Win10 is the worst!

>> No.13850196

>>13850177
pretty sneak succuvirus

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>>13850176

>He doesn't realize that Gnolls are matriarchal
>Implying anybody cares about them in the first place

>> No.13850204

>>13850150
D-dammit anon. That's lewd and I'm too tired right now to fap.

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>>13847055
GOT A DOLL BABY, I LOVE HER SO
NOTHING ELSE LIKE HER ANYWHERE YOU GO
MAN SHE'S ANYTHING BUT TALL
A REGULAR PINT-SIZED ATOM BOMB

>> No.13850210

>>13847055
SnuSnu/10

>> No.13850211

>>13850118
Well don't blame me, he's the one that suggested jinko after saying if wooing would work on hated MGs.

>> No.13850214

>>13850181
What' the worst that can happen? She gets rid of your porn? Forces you to give her a show before she lets you do anything?

>>13850189
How is that her fault for your mistake?

>>13850190
>>13850196
It's rude to spread lies.

>> No.13850219

>>13850214
your the worse win10-tan

>> No.13850222

>>13850214
By not turning on the moniter faster

>> No.13850234

>>13850214
Win10-tan is being a bitch because every time I turn my computer off now that it's running Windows 10, it just stops halfway through the shutdown process and I have to hold the power button to force shutdown. Also Cortana's a useless piece of shit who just types whatever I say into bing and hits search.

>> No.13850242

>>13850206
That's kinda neat looking.

>> No.13850245

>>13849136
wendigos aren't from the elder gods, they exist because the first cannibals were cursed to become them

>> No.13850253

>>13850219
No u r

>>13850222
Have you tried to wake up someone when compresses all your memories? It's not easy.

>>13850234
It's being worked on, so don't switch back.

>> No.13850258

>>13850253
Too late.

>> No.13850259

>>13849136

>YogShog

The fuck are you talking about? A Shoggoth is a beast of labor race.

>> No.13850260

Don't even fucking joke about W10

It's the operating system that is literally going to end modern democratic civilization. No more privacy. No more consumer rights. No more basic human rights.
Only megacorps like Microkike and corrupt governments.

>> No.13850261

>>13850253
>No u r

oh I'm definitely not getting windows 10 now!

>> No.13850268

>>13850259
I seem to have gotten it mixed up with Yog-Sothoth.
They sound the same.
Kinda.

>> No.13850269

>>13850204
That's not even getting into the part where one of them sucks you off and shoves her pussy in your face while the other one leglocks your waist from behind so she can hold you down and keep you from escaping her friend's ass and whispering encouragement to you to keep you licking.
They switch every few loads.

>> No.13850275

>>13850269
anon please stop

>> No.13850281
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Are we talking about yanderes or something?

>> No.13850282

>>13850258
>>13850261
Your loss

>>13850260
Windows 10 is your friend. She would never do anything to hurt cute little humans like you.

>> No.13850288

>>13850281
I wish we were talking about yanderes

>> No.13850291

>>13850269
Anon, stop that. My penis can only grow so erect.

>> No.13850296

>>13850281
Best girl right there.

I wish there was something like the Spectacles of Eros in MGE.

>> No.13850307

>>13850281
Yeah were are discussing the permanent eradication of yandere

>> No.13850316

>>13850296
>Spectacles of Eros
Now that's some dangerous shit right there, do you want girls to kill each other for you?
>>13850307
I don't think one can rid of obsessive, unconditional love.

>> No.13850323

>>13850281
I'd like to talk about yanderes.
Which MG is best for yandere fearboners without going full murder on people around you?

>> No.13850324

>>13850296
Okay, not a BBfag, what the fuck is the spectacle of Eros?

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>>13850323

>> No.13850334

>>13850316
Oh come on anon, it wouldn't be that bad.

>>13850324
Basically they're a pair of glasses that make every woman nearby fall deeply in love with you, it can even make people who hated you love you to no end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBE79uVlrmo

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>>13850323
Special mention: Lich, Vampire, Living Doll, Jinko, and Apophis.

>> No.13850343

How can i into Cthulhu Mythos?

>> No.13850345

>>13850275
>>13850291
But we haven't even gotten to the part where they trap your dick between their butts and grind them up and down while their tits bounce like crazy and the two of them give you the lewdest smirks you've ever seen before starting to moan and grind faster.
And then they play Rock Paper Scissors to decide which one of them gets to steal your virginity.
Strap in anon, you're gonna be watching as the winner slowly and lovingly steals your virginity while giving you her own. All while the loser strokes your head and whispers lewdly into your ear.
It's her turn next, and then the three of you have the whole night ahead of you.

>> No.13850350

>>13850323
All the powerful ones because you know they can do a carnage.

>> No.13850351

>>13850341
>living doll

Now you're just tempting fate.

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>>13850345
N-no

>> No.13850354

>>13850326
Those hips and tits look great, but I think Butter-T drew her eyes too far apart.

>> No.13850363

>>13850351
What if she was de-lolified while wearing clothes that now strain against her massive hips, ass, and bust?

>> No.13850375

>>13850296
But that isn't Mu-12 or Lamda-11

>> No.13850382

>>13850353
They're totally down to cuddle with you in the morning when you wake up. Think of it as thanks for a fun night.
Of course, they'll help you get rid of your morning wood first.

>> No.13850385

>>13850363
>he doesn't know the horror of life size dolls

>> No.13850387

>>13850341
>Yandere Jinko
>Yandere Cool Jinko
>Hardly ever smiles
>Even more rarely raises her voice
>You don't think you'd ever want to see her laugh
>At least hysterically

>> No.13850390

>>13850382
you stop this now!

>> No.13850396

>>13850375
They're really great too.


Especially during that gag reel where they constantly steal Bullet's pants.

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>>13850385
> life size dolls
But anon, it'd be a Onee-Sabbath approved Living Doll. There's a difference!

>> No.13850405

>>13850387
I can dig it.

>> No.13850407

>>13850345
That's incredibly inappropriate anon.
and amazing. captured and saved.

>> No.13850415

>>13850390
But anon, I haven't even gotten to what they'd do to you in the shower! They'd lather themselves up and then squeeze you between them, grinding up against you and cleaning you with their lewd bodies.
After that they'd treat you to a breakfast of pancakes while you treat them to a breakfast of you, so to speak.

>> No.13850421

>>13850401
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the terror filled screams of anything with sentience in a 200m radius.

>> No.13850423

>>13850415
if i said please would you stop

>> No.13850424

>>13850415
Dammit anon, I thought you were done! Now I have to keep editing my compilation picture of all of this, you bastard!

>> No.13850448

>>13850423
But anon, we haven't even gotten to the part where they show up in your bedroom the next night and it all happens again. Minus the losing virginity thing. Replace that with them just raping you with their pussies molded to your dick until you all pass out.
You're doomed to be raped by a Cheshire and a Manticore for the rest of your life.
Is that really such a bad fate?
I mean, they could invite a Hellhound and a Kakuen if you wanted to make it a fivesome.

>> No.13850452

>>13850448
replace the kakuen with a jinko and you have yourself a deal

>> No.13850454

>>13850448
DON'T YOU FUCK DARE!

>> No.13850459

>>13850448
I want to have a foursome with the Kakuen!

>> No.13850462

>>13850452
Whatever combination of monstergirls floats your boat buddy.

>>13850454
Don't worry anon. I'm done.

>> No.13850463

>>13850141
Are the best. We should be seeing more of them soon...

>> No.13850468

>>13850396
>Bullet
>Wearing pants

That's a good one
That hellhound art of her is delicious.

>> No.13850487

>>13850468
I want to steal her hot pants if ya know what I'm saying.

>> No.13850488

>>13850350
>Lilim takes a liking to you
>Courts you as normally as she can
>You introduce her to your friends
>All of them get jobs or into relationships that take them hundreds of miles away
>You take them home to meet your family
>Your parents win the lottery and retire someplace sunny
>You have to stop cuddling to go to work
>You come home to millions of dollars worth of gold filling your bedroom so you never have to work again
>You have to do some chores around the house eventually
>You wake up in a pocket dimension where she controls reality and nothing bad can ever happen
>And you'll stay with her forever and ever and ever and ever...

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>>13850468
It's a shame her tits somehow look smaller than her in-game counterpart.

>> No.13850494

>>13850488
sounds like prison

>> No.13850498

>>13850488
Yandere Lilims are truly the best Lilims.

>> No.13850505

>>13850488
As long as my friends and family are actually happy with their lives this isn't so bad. Does she like vidya?

>> No.13850507

>>13850494
A prison where the guards love you, are blindingly attractive and give you everything you could possibly want or need? Well, maybe in Finland or something.

>> No.13850508

>>13850494
A prison that can be anything you want. And you won't get lonely with just the two of you? Right? RiGHt?

>> No.13850513

>>13850494
It's not prison, she's making sure the best man in the universe is happy.

>> No.13850514

>>13850488
Good end

>> No.13850515

>>13850468
>tfw Taokaka Werecat art never.

>> No.13850518

>>13850505
Even better, she can help you LIVE vidya.

>> No.13850521

>>13850334
Ragna's voice doesn't suit him, how old is he? Bullet's was also unexpected.

>> No.13850523

>>13850521
Yeah the english voices are pretty weird.

>> No.13850526

>>13850515
All you'd have to do is draw her with Werecat paws on her feet, and maybe draw her with a human face.

>> No.13850527

>>13850488
>Find a secret room in the library one day
>Full of skulls
>Human skulls
>Twenty three of them
>All with that same funky set of teeth like yours
>Plaques with years under them, stretching from hundreds to thousands of years apiece
Well now that 24 tattooed on your shoulder makes sense.

>> No.13850529

>>13850507
>>13850508
>>13850513
i'd hate that and i'd hate her for being to over protective of me

>> No.13850534

>>13850521
I think Ragna sounds fine.
Anyways, his VA will be reprising his role as Dio for Phantom Bloods dub.

>> No.13850535
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>>13850488

>> No.13850537

>>13850491
Yea, a shame

>>13850487
>steal hellbullets hot pants
>She proceeds to chase you through town, showing off her extremely girly panties
>When she finally tackles you to the ground the two of you are gasping and out of breath
>doesn't stop her from sundering your pelvis though while that werecat in the hood watches and the squirrel girl freezes in awe/embarrassment
>Then the timeline resets again because Ragna keeps screwing up.
>Maybe this time you'll escape bullet

>> No.13850539

>>13850529
She's just had a lot of bad experiences with other men and doesn't want you to do anything stupid. >>13850527

>> No.13850540

>>13850529
But anon, you're her love, your smile i worth more then all the gold in the world! The world is big and scary for men like you, she just wants to keep you safe.

>> No.13850542

>>13850523
Well, I didn't hate Bullet's...

>> No.13850549

>>13850515
But every picture of taokaka is taokaka werecat art.

While we're on the topic of Blazblue, anyone have Panda Litchi? I never save it somewhere I can find it.

>> No.13850550

>>13850542
Yeah I'm not saying they're bad or anything, just a little weird.

>> No.13850552

>>13850540
fuck that I'm out

>> No.13850558
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>>13850549

>> No.13850560

>>13850527
There is not enough NOPE in the multiverse.

>> No.13850561

>>13850552
Where are you going to run to? She is this world, there's no escape.

>> No.13850562

>>13850529
Too over protective? Not at all! Why, if she were to be too overprotective she'd cut your tendons so you couldn't walk away and do something silly like talk to other people or fuck you so hard you literally weren't capable of thinking of anything but her. She's just showing her concern is all.

>> No.13850567

>>13850552
This is how you make a Lilim suffer 101. They have all this power, but can't even capture the heart of the guy they like.

>> No.13850570

>>13850558
>LAIT-chee

Always though it was Leet-chee

>> No.13850572

>>13850561
>>13850562
>>13850567
guess I just step it up and off myself then

>> No.13850573

>>13850567
This...sounds wonderful.

>> No.13850574

>>13850527
I would feel kinda honored, and just a little scared.

>> No.13850577

>>13850572
No Anon, you're in too deep now, suicide is no longer an option. You will learn to love her. YOU WILL!

>> No.13850580

>>13850572
>Obligatory Will-o'-the-Wisp post.

>> No.13850583

>>13850572
She saves you and you wake up at the Lilim hospital.

>> No.13850584

>>13850558
Good art
Worst girl

>> No.13850588

>>13850537
Well I can hope that I eventually get it.

Hell maybe I can use someone else as a scapegoat.

>> No.13850591

>>13850577
>>13850580
>>13850583
then i find a way to throw myself into a black hole

>> No.13850597

>>13850591
How are you going to find a black hole?

>> No.13850598

>>13850572
>Lich gets a call from the besot Lilim, mostly sobs and babbling but she knows what's up.
>"Stop blubbering you big crybaby. I told you to let 24 out of the house more often. You can't just lock him away because of what happened to 23. I'll get 25 out of storage, do a little soul roping and mind wipery and you'll be cuddling like newlyweds by dinner. Try not to smother him this time."

>> No.13850600

>>13850488
calmly try and explain that if you take out all the bad things in life she robs herself of my love.
after all how am i supposed to realize how wonderful she is if i dont have anything bad to measure it by?

>> No.13850602

>>13850591
Okay, see, now you're ASKING to be incapacitated. Don't make her protect you from yourself, idiot.

>> No.13850604

>>13850600
Your reality check works.

>> No.13850606

>>13850591
That's not a black hole, it's a lilim hole. It'll pull back into her domain, forever.

>> No.13850609

>>13850598
>>13850527
Anon confronting his "wife" asking if he's just a toy and to let him die when?

>> No.13850614

So, you've drawn the unwanted sexual affections of a/an [insert monster girl you dislike here]. What do you do to scare her off?

>> No.13850623
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>>13850614
By introducing her to my waifu.

>> No.13850625

>>13850614
Get a monstergirl I like instead.

>> No.13850626

>>13850597
>>13850602
>>13850606
find then I'll just die on the inside then become nothing more then a husk with empty soulless eyes

>> No.13850627

>>13850614
Do something along the likes of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbcPKaCSw7k

>> No.13850628

>>13850614
Give her puppy eyes while quivering my lip.

>> No.13850632

>>13850614
A Dryad? Well, I guess I could just stay away from her tree.

>>13850626
You could at least try talking with her.

>> No.13850634

>>13850614
>wait until she's gotten me to the bedroom
>ask her if we can do something... a bit weird... but it's something i've always wanted to do
"What is it, Anon? I'll do anything~"
>tell her I want to poop back and forth forever

>> No.13850638

>>13850602
>Anon has no mouth and he must ahegao

>> No.13850640

>>13850609
A normal human lifetime isn't enough anon. She lives practically forever. And you're the only man she'll ever love. She's tried everything. Centuries aren't enough. Millennia aren't enough. Each time, she just couldn't bear to let you go. NO MATTER THE COST OR THE CONSEQUENCES

>> No.13850646

>>13850614
I don't really dislike any of the monstergirls though. They're all kind of cute in at least some way.

>> No.13850647

>>13850626
She'll make you love her.

>> No.13850650
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>>13850627
okay...

>> No.13850652

>>13850626
You think a breaker of men would let you go so easily? Please. Why are you fighting so hard? Why won't you just let her make you happy? She knows how, it's going to happen eventually anyway, just let go and live in bliss for ever and ever and ever and ever and...

>> No.13850655

>>13850588
>Finally escape hellbullet and still have her pants
>Sure you had to jump off the city and frame that weird shota with the golem but whatever! Point is, they are yours.
>"Congratulations" You hear that damned, elegant voice say, that vampire popping up to taunt you "but it's all pointless, you won't have them long anyway."
>Yeah, you figured. It's about time for it to happen anyway, telling her there's always next time as space and time crumble.
>That last words you hear before waking up, drunk in that ditch again is the rabbit shouting "You remember!?"
>You're smiling as you brush yourself off, because this time...this time will be different

>> No.13850660

>>13850614
I only like fat chicks

>> No.13850661

>>13850640
Please...give me peace, let me go...

>> No.13850662

>>13850650
That's the trick anon, you gotta scare them away.

>> No.13850663

>>13850647
Human husk dont feel love anymore they dont feel anything.

>> No.13850667

>>13850663
She knows everything about you. She'll find a way to bring back your soul and your love.

>> No.13850672

>>13850661
I wonder if a Lilim's tears of despair have some magic in them.

>> No.13850673

>>13850652
>Why are you fighting so hard

because I'm a fighter and when there's a will, there's a way

>> No.13850677

>>13850614
Tell her I'm not a virgin. She'd probably smell the musk of human pussy on me a mile away.

No wonder they avoid me...

>> No.13850681

>>13850614
I tell her I'll alp perfectly fine on my own and I don't need her help with that. Then I ignore her pleas to drop that line of thinking and become her husband instead.

>> No.13850682

>>13850614
I politely decline her advances and reassure her that there is probably someone out there who isn't me who will be interested in her for who she is.

>> No.13850684

>>13849411
>tried to rape an anon today
>fucker started screaming about 'radinew' and threw sand in my face
>why did he have sand

>> No.13850686

>>13850667
You cant bring back something that never existed.

>> No.13850689

>>13850677
>Fucking 3D
OUT TAINTED ONE.

>> No.13850690

>>13850627
I thought all asians were supposed to be smart.

>> No.13850691

>>13850655
Different how?


Like using the hot pants as a means of marriage proposal?

>> No.13850694

Anon, you remember that ever Kikimora is a trained assassin, right? You're not getting any funny ideas about trying to bully someone who can kill you 57 different ways with just their bare hands, are you?

>> No.13850695

>>13850661
>>13850672
>She slips a knife into your hands with tears in her eyes.
If that's what you really want, you'll have to kill me, because I can't live without you.

>> No.13850696

>>13850614
I run until I can find a place to hide to dab some grape-flavored musk on my body.
She'll assume that I'm married to a grapesnake and run off maybe.

>> No.13850698

>>13850694
It's not nice to lie anon.

>> No.13850700

>>13850677
And that's one to add to the anti MG measures list.

>> No.13850701

>>13850694
Since when?

>> No.13850705

>>13850694
What? Of course not, Kikimora are for playful teasing and headpats. If I wanted to bully (or, more accurately, tease harder) someone I'd go for an alp, a monoeye or an elf or something.

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>>13850694
>AssCreed Kikis

>> No.13850712

>>13850694
She doesn't have to worry about me bullying her or even giving her any attention, I've got a superior Shoggoth maid now.

>> No.13850713

>>13850695
Damn woman, just mind wipe yourself of me!

>> No.13850715

>>13850712
YOU FUCKING WHORE

>> No.13850717

>>13850694
only 57

>> No.13850718

>>13850713
She's being a drama queen. Besides, that line worked on 12.

>> No.13850731

>>13850694
Would she kill her own master if he ordered her to?

>> No.13850735

>>13850712
Oh Anon, sweet, naive Anon.
You think an incomprehensible eldritch fiend can get between a Kikimora and her master? No sir, that Shoggoth will leave on important business without warning one day, and then your dog will be strangely interested in the far corner of your yard.

>> No.13850738

I want a Manticore to shove my face into the mattress and insult me!

>> No.13850740

>>13850731
Sure.
Who cares about a pulse when you can be an awesome, spell-slinging lich?

>> No.13850741

>>13850731
If he had a good reason for wanting to die maybe. But it would probably fuck her up pretty bad mentally

>> No.13850742

>>13850718
I died a long time ago, I am not the man you loved, I am a thing that should not be, please, release me. My time is done.

>> No.13850747

>>13850738
>God damnit anon, I loved you!
>And you went and fucked that disgusting devil bug horde?!
>I was wrong about you
>Stay here and do what you want, you'll never have to worry about me again!
Like that?

>> No.13850752

>>13850742
>"No"

>> No.13850754

>>13850747
>implying i would cock the roaches
And no anon, not like that. I meant insults during sexytimes because she knows I secretly enjoy bedroom humiliation.

>> No.13850766

>>13850691
>Hellbullet is chasing you again throughout the city, her eyes blazing as she tells you what she'll do to you when she catches you.
>Not that she will, all your attempts have lead up to this.
>With a jump and a swing you dive into a window, the hellhound's eyes blazing as she follows you.
>Through the window though she stops in shock, finding you standing there, a smile on your face and a still warm dinner on the table.
>She asks what your game is but you tell her not to worry, just to sit down and have some dinner, she'll get her pants back at the end.
>For a second she considers decking you and leaving but something she can't quite place tells her to stay.
>Dinner is awkward at first as you make small talk before she finally asks why your doing this.
>Things get even more awkward as you tell her about the time loops and all the times you've done this, stealing her pants, courting her, stealing her pants, fighting that orange golem, stealing her pants. You tell her how you came back to her time and time again in each loop.
She's stunned, or thinks, your crazy, but she does mention how you seem familiar to her, like an old friend or rival.
>You think you can spot a bit of a blush there as then end of the loop, sadly, draws closer towards the end, handing her the hot pants and telling her to check inside, the woman pulling out a small box and a ring as it all ends, tears in her eyes and a smile on her face.
>You wake up in the ditch again, hung over and covered in dirt, a figure standing above you.
>"It's really hopeless you know," she says as you rise to you feet, brushing off the dirt.
>You grumble something in reply but a paw with a golden ring on it silences you, a wide grin on hellbullet's face
>"You'll never out drink me, husband."

>> No.13850775
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13850775

>TFW your MG has a badonk-a-donk

>> No.13850780

>>13850775
Not worth the face.
And Apple to Bubble is about my preferred range anyways.

>> No.13850788

>>13850741
>You will never sire countless children and instill on them the worthlessness of life, and complete obedience to you
>You will never groom them to be successful in every endeavor, attracting kikis by the hundreds
>You will never give them orders to self terminate on specific periods, in ways that even a lilim can't fix, having made several pacts with various ghost girls to ensure the unavailability of their souls
>You will never, little by little, collect the now broken, psychotic kikimoras
>You will never be murdered by them one day
>You will never have forseen this and have a lich ready to raise you
>You will never come back from the dead to your kikis, telling them how they will never lose you
>They will never cleave to you as of you were a god
>you will never manipulate their minds to relate the feeling of utter despair they felt once their former masters died, to the thought of disobeying or displeasing you in any way, while erasing their former masters completely
>you will never acquire the most wildly devoted servants in existence

Self destruction, manipulation and winning are my fetishes.

>> No.13850789

>>13850780
What do apple bottoms look like?

>> No.13850793
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>>13850775
.>you will never play you're waifus ass like bongos

>> No.13850797
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>>13850788
>Kill off your kids
>Acquire mind broken maids

you know I dont quite think this is a good idea.

>> No.13850804

>>13849853
>teleporting in

???

>> No.13850805

>>13850793
Looks nice
could be bigger

>> No.13850812

>>13850804
see >>13849875

>> No.13850813

>>13850788
You're definitely the villain in this situation.

>> No.13850816
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>>13850789
About this size I think.

>> No.13850818

>>13850816
>That mausbutt
Good Christ almighty, I think I'm starting to understand Nyanon's obsession

>> No.13850819

>>13850788
Nigga what the fuck is the matter with you?

>> No.13850823

>>13850793
They are going to call me Tito Puente after I'm done bongoing on that ass

>> No.13850824

>>13850816
I want to bait my house with holst and Hathor cheese so I can catch those pesky meeses

>> No.13850826

>>13850752
Then I won't love you anymore.

>> No.13850830

>>13850797
>Pic

You're right! I should have waited until I had kids with the kikis to provoke my murder, that way it's at least thrice as damaging! Fuck!

Oh well, live and learn.

>> No.13850835

>>13850813
My devoted servants say otherwise.

>> No.13850837

>>13850824
What are you gonna do then? Your house is now full of squeaky little mousegirls who are completely unaware than when they wake up tomorrow they'll be deliciously plump and chubby. I expect you to take responsibility.

>> No.13850838

>>13850830
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow

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>>13850775
Is that Nyaruko's Eldritch butt?

>> No.13850844

>>13850840
Is Nyaruko brown?

bemused negress.jpg

>> No.13850845

>>13850837
Well, I replace the bait and let them know that they can start sleeping in my bed if they want.
Along with the wifi password, my cell number, and what's for dinner that night

>> No.13850849

>>13850838
Don't hate me cause I'm so shrewd.

>> No.13850850

>>13850845
Good anon. You can stay.

>> No.13850854

>>13850844
Could be wearing hip-high stockings.

>> No.13850863

>>13850854
That is clearly her skin.

>> No.13850868

>>13850863
Except not necessarily.
So it it isn't Nyaruko where is the gif from?

>> No.13850877

>>13850868
I don't remember.

>> No.13850883

>>13850850
Thank you, although I do wonder if they'll raid the fridge while I'm at work.
Hopefully not, no monster girls should have that much Hathor and holst cheese.
Although I wouldn't mind having to carry them back to bed for a soft snuggle pile

>> No.13850888

>>13850164
How long until we get a healing story with PTSD jinko?

>> No.13850909

>>13850888
Well, we already have that healing story with the petite prostitute jinko...

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>>13850888
She'd be like an MG version of this guy.

>> No.13850912

>>13850888
when do we get story of Jinko wanting to go back to the hunger games, because she couldn't take life on the outside and because she was good at it

>> No.13850918

>>13850844
>Is Nyaruko brown?
She could be. Not like there's anything at all stopping her.

>> No.13850921

>>13850912
I think the Jinkos goal was to return home and get a husbando, so that doesn't make sense.

>> No.13850924

>>13850883
See, this is why you make sure to put the cheese out of reach. Those poor, tubby mice will only be able to stare at it and drool as their soft, squishy bodies aren't suited to climbing anymore. Or you could just tie them up and gag them and leave them in a lewd, naked pile whenever you leave. Your choice.

>> No.13850934

>>13850924
Hey Nyanon, are your panties soaked yet?

>> No.13850942

>>13850924
Too mean!
What if they get hungry while I'm gone?

I'll trust them not to overdo it while I'm gone.
I'm sure they'll be fine.
What could go wrong?

>> No.13850948

>You will never suplex a Manticore.

>> No.13850952

>>13850942
>What if they get hungry while I'm gone?
What kind of husband doesn't make sure his new waifus are happy before he leaves?

>What could go wrong?
Okay, so you come home, right? All you can hear is muffled squeaking. Your refrigerator has been tipped over onto the floor and food is strewn around the whole kitchen. Some of your mousegirls are cramming the delicious Hathor cheese into their little mouths with one hand while rubbing themselves with the other. Others are feeding each other, and still others are arguing with each other over what they have left. What do you do now?

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>>13850877

>> No.13850969

>>13850954
gelbooru

huge_ass
dark_skin
animated

I'm sure you'll find it eventually.

>> No.13850970

>>13850952
Feed solve the arguments by dividing up what's left, then make them clean up what's left and reright the fridge before taking them to my room, one by one for punishment slamming into them until they are panting messes who are too tired to move.
Then I pray the Hathor cheese doesn't hit them too hard that night as they cuddle up around me

>> No.13850978

>>13850970
If it does, you just have to sex them harder.

>> No.13850983

Yes. This.

This is what I like. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2792366

>> No.13850994

>>13850983
Tio cuddlesex when?

>> No.13851014

>>13850978
>Wake up with the large mice sextuplets and their hinezumi and dormouse cousin cuddled up next to me in various flavors of shortstack
>Two are Apple shaped with soft bellies that peek from their shirts, belly buttons exposed
>Two more are to heavy girls with breasts entering f-cup range
>The hinezumi and one sister are definite pears with thick thighs and bottoms like seat cushions
>The dormouse and final sister got lucky and are hourglasses, all hips and breasts with only a little fluff about the middle and back


I could dig it

>> No.13851022

>>13851014
Based.

>> No.13851025

>>13847055
The horns look too close together.

>> No.13851032
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AH! HELP! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

>> No.13851054

>>13851022
>Get them pregnant
>exaggerates their attributes even more along with making them all more amorous
>Spend a day in bed with them, rubbing their bellies and feeling your unborn daughterus kick

>> No.13851055

>>13850948
>suplex
>not power bombing while stepping on her tailpussy so the thing snaps off

Do you even hatred?

>> No.13851063

>>13851055
If you cut off a tailpussy, two more will grow in its place!

>> No.13851065

>>13846769
Battle time. If you lose it's gonna get lewd.
>"Alright, I think we can take them."
>Akiko's face almost seems to light up at that statement.
>"Oh hell yeah, I was hoping you'd say that. I've been wanting to get back at those bitches for beating me down ever since I got here!"
>Walking out of the cell the two of you were hiding in, you sneak around the dungeon in search of her, and soon spot her and her cat eared friend arguing.
>"Okay. We found them. Which one are you gonna fight big guy? I'm good with either."
>Akiko seems eager to start the fight, but there's still the question of who you're going to fight.
>You could fight Sandra. You've fought her before, but keep in mind that she's acting irrationally and probably wants to hatefuck you into the ground. (Easier rolls, but a longer fight and thus more chances of failure)
>Or you could fight her friend, Alexis. She seems weak, but you know nothing about what she can do. (Harder rolls, but a shorter fight.)
http://strawpoll.me/5078684/r

I'm gonna keep going until I run out of steam. Hopefully that's not before we beat the Queen of Hearts.
I'll stop if now's a bad time though.

>> No.13851076

>>13851065
>http://strawpoll.me/5078684/r

You fucked up.

>> No.13851081

>>13851063
>you will never cut off manticore's tail pussy so many times she will become immobile under it's weight
>you will never cage her and show her off as a sideshow freak

No so clever are you?

>> No.13851085

>>13851063
Not of you cauterize the wound

>> No.13851087

>>13851076
Fuck.

>> No.13851091

>>13851063
>Not tying her up and force feeding her mega holst milk till she's too lust drunk and sore from lack of milking that she becomes your willing milk slave/onahole living to serve you and only you before riding her so hard that she permanently gets heart pupils
>Not waking up every morning to her placing her tremendous, milky breasts one your chest, asking her 'mastah' to milk her and take his breakfast, caramel flesh oozing from her maid top as it struggles to contain her chest and the belly holding your daughteru

>> No.13851098

>>13851091
>permanent heart pupils
Lovely.

>> No.13851104

>>13851081
>This here is the hydracore
>Face of a whore
>Body of a lion
>Tailpussies of ten thousand sexual scorpions
>She could coat the whole world in cum
>Creatures of Night
>BROUGHT TO LIGHT!

>> No.13851119

>>13851081

>Some unfortunate young lad accidentally falls into the cage with his hands tied behind his back for some reason.
>Bad luck, that.
>Not worth the risk trying to get him out of there.
>Guess he lives there now.
>Most unfortunate.
>Caught the whole thing on the security cameras.
>Make millions.

>> No.13851125

>>13848847
>Human girl servitors high in the ranks of the Demon Army, by virtue of their boymakers
>They act lewder than any normal succubus, and form rapesquads in their free time, hunting down human boys and milking them dry, getting each member pumped full of cum to the point their bellies swell slightly.

>> No.13851134

>>13851065
>"I'll take Sandra. We've fought before, so it should be a bit easier."
>Akiko raises an eyebrow at you.
>"The Manticore? You know she wants to shatter your pelvis with hers, right?
>"I was trying to skirt around that, but yes."
>Akiko nods before focusing her gaze on Alexis.
>"Fine then. I'll take on the Cheshire. I know a thing or two about fighting their ki- Wait what are you doing?!."
>By the time she's halfway through her sentence, you're already charging towards Sandra with your arm extended.
>To the Manticore's credit, she manages to spot you and get out a "What the F-" before your clothesline connects.
0/5 successes so far. Higher risk moves are worth more successes.
http://strawpoll.me/5078789
2 failures means you get a Bad End.

>> No.13851136

>>13851125
>Even the other monsters think they're acting a tad extreme

>> No.13851148

>>13848847
>Knife ears.

It's a ruse!

>> No.13851151

>>13851148
>You thought you were making a son, but it was me, Elf-chan!

>> No.13851159
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>>13851151
Elves can become Vampires in the MGE can't they?
Would a Dhampir daughteru sired from a Vampiric Elf be 1/3rds elf, human, and vampire?
Would a Vampiric Elf have a cooler looking wing-cape?

>> No.13851165
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>>13851159
A Vampiric Elf would be extra haughty.

She would look upon the village she rules over with contempt while swirling blood in a wine glass.

>> No.13851168
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13851168

>> No.13851172

>>13851168
Cute, would headpat.

>> No.13851173

>>13851168
That butt is flatter than the week old pepsi I'm drinking.

>> No.13851175

>>13851168
Ass man. ASS.

>> No.13851177

>>13851168
adorable

>> No.13851184

>>13851168
Why are you posting monsterboys?

>> No.13851187

>>13851159
>Elves can become Vampires in the MGE can't they?

What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.13851189

>>13851184
>tits

>> No.13851190

>>13851134
>(15 SUCCESS)
>Sandra immediately lashes out with her tail in response to your clothesline, but you react quickly and grab her tail, quickly spinning around and throwing her into a nearby wall.
>Out of the corner of your eye you notice Akiko tacking Alexis to the ground punching her in the face.
2/5 successes and 0/2 failures so far.
http://strawpoll.me/5078876

>> No.13851191

>>13851184
It has boobs, it just has no ass.

>> No.13851192

>>13851184
>Don't see the boobs
I mean, sure, there's no ass, but damn, man.

>> No.13851193 [SPOILER] 
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>>13851168
Why are people complaning about her ass
I can see it just fine

>> No.13851194

>>13851190
>No SO LONG GAY BOWSER

missed opportunity

>> No.13851198

>>13851194
Shit, you're right.
I'll probably add something like that in the pastebin.

>> No.13851199

>>13851168
SIGNAL BIKE! RAIDA, MANTIS!

>> No.13851202

>>13851187
It's mentioned that nearly every monstergirl can become an undead, and the Elfs profile mentions that Elves can become Succubi.

One MORE thing. There are such things as Undead Succubi.

One MORE thing, Vampires are both undead, and Succubi subspecies

>> No.13851208

>>13851202
Elves ARE part of the succubus family, but there's no such thing as mixed monstergirls outside of Primera.

>> No.13851211

>>13851168
Lack of ass is bad, but decent overall.

>Filename
Reminds me of a character I came up with once. Orphaned mantis raised by a tribe of Amazon Raiders.

>> No.13851212
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>>13851193
All about the abdomen game.

>> No.13851213

>>13851187
Not every MGE elf is a monster. The profile is just about those that happened to fall to MAMONO MANA or alp. Uncorrupted elves can become anything a human can.

Those that have become monsters are still capable of becoming an undead variant, as is the case with almost all the other profiles.

>> No.13851215

>>13851199
>tfw no Mantis Rider to keep you safe from her own kind.

>> No.13851217
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13851217

>>13850824
>>13850837

>Mouse breaks in and enters, steals food.
>You being up 4 am because mgg notice some ruslin going on but never catch the culprit
>Set up a trap, use holst and hathor milk
>Mouse wakes up plump and hands tied
>Tries to run but she be tripping cuz of em breasts.
>Tell her that she will have to pay for all the stolen food
>Proceed with consensual rape

>> No.13851222

>>13851202
I've mentioned this time and again. This is because of the fact that ALL MGs are, by virtue of being MGs due to the Succubus Demon Lord, part-Succubus.

Thus, all MGs who were once "Human-like" are now "Succubi-like". Elves and Dwarves especially as they are counted among the "Near-Human" species, thus why they still have males who can become Incubi.

>> No.13851225

>tfw no Wonderland Shoggoth

>> No.13851228

>>13851217
Did you draw this as of recent?
If you are Mithril, it surprises me that you actually typed up a greentext scenario

>> No.13851229
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13851229

>>13851213
Did KC ever clarify if they alped into demon girls or just into female elves?

>> No.13851230

>>13851081
>Sideshow

>You will never run a monster girl freak show.
>you will never bring in the crowds so they can see your wonderous girls.
>They will never be amazed by the genius worm, a svelte girl with black rimmed glasses who can answer doctoret level math questions, biology questions, and physics questions with little trouble, breaking boulders to show she is, indeed, a wrum.
>They will never be awed by the worlds strongest alice, the tiny girl sporting pecs, triceps, biceps, and abs that would make even a jinko jealous, lifting almost as much as a wurm.
>You will never display the oddity of the worlds tallest large mouse, the girls standing an impressive six and a half feet tall, if a little thin.
>They'll never giggle at the worlds heaviest ryu, the girl's expression a stiff smile as she eats a sandwich from the stack as her belly and breasts are barely contained by her robes, her tail almost as thick as a sewer pipe.
>A pair of werecat conjoined twins, (joined at the hip), will never tell rehearsed jokes to each other to the crowds amusement.
>The worlds smallest jinko,standing a mere three feet, will never look as ferocious as she can to their laughter, a pocket sized girl who tries her hardest to not let it get to her.
>You will never take down the "Looking for husbands!" sign day after day to their dismay, telling them all that maybe tomorrow will be the day they find the one.
>You'll never get sick of seeing them so sad by comforting them each and every day until they request that you take down the sign and close up shop so that they can become your wives.

>> No.13851231

>>13851190
>(8 FAILURE)
>Unfortunately, she recovered quicker than you expected, and caught your kick.
>Now she's starting at you, and that grin on her face doesn't look so smug.
>It looks downright predatory, like you're a particularly juicy piece of meat set before a lion.
2/5 successes and 1/2 failures
http://strawpoll.me/5078932

>> No.13851236

>>13851229
>Elf
>Elf Incubis
>Elf Alp
Seems fairly straight forward to me. Humans go Demon Girl because they're "Default", and thus turn to the "New Default", Succubi.

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>>13851225
Wonderland Shoggoth vs. Wonderland Kikimora?

>> No.13851238

>>13851217
Delicious
Gon get impregnated..

>> No.13851242

>>13851230
Don't forget the hobgoblin who thinks seed is good.

>> No.13851244

>>13851213
>uncorrupted elves can become anything a human can

You got a single fact to back that up? Primera change from an elf to a werewolf because she was half elf and as such not as pure, elves are one of the few species that have a natural resistance to monsterization due to their high magic.

>> No.13851245

>>13851217
That drawing is fantastic. My fantasy is that the micegirls living in my house realize I think they're cute, and we cuddle before I buy them plane tickets to the Netherlands to see the cheese markets.

>> No.13851256
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13851256

>>13851228
yes, this is Mithril, I had a similar ideas but had sedatives instead of holst milk. You guys made my day.
I want to make comics but don't have the speed or motivation. Only time i've green text so far.

>>13851168

>> No.13851262

>>13851168
She looks like she's about to defend her right to the fuckboy.

>> No.13851264

>>13851256
Neat. Normally the only people I've associated with both draw AND writefaggotry are Danna-same and Labyrinth/Denbornanon.

>> No.13851265

>>13850488
>Confront her about all of this, shaking with fear.
>She turns bright red in embarrassment and apologizes for scaring you.
>You ask her why she did it.
>She saw other girls coiling their husbands up in their tails or wearing maid uniforms, and she wanted to do something special too. All she has is demonic energy and the ability to take the D.

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>> No.13851269

>>13851264
You forgot Alp and his modernist drawings.

>> No.13851270

>>13851230
The ryu is going on a diet.

>> No.13851273

>>13851256
Fuck off.

>> No.13851274

>>13851273
Yeah, fuck him for providing us with OC for free!

>> No.13851275

>>13851270
Ryu eating Subway™

>> No.13851276

>>13851270
Sorry Anon.
It's, to a certain extent, actually genetic.
The lowest she'll go is that she has a pot belly instead of a full on apron.
She also loves to wrap you up in her tail and snuggle you while giving you a boob hat.

>> No.13851277

>>13851231
>[16: SUCCESS]
>The predatory grin on her face vanishes rather quickly when you use her own vice grip against her.
>Pulling back your leg quickly, you thrust your head forward so that your forehead quickly collides with her own, knocking her flat to the ground.
>After getting your bearings, you see that Akiko has already knocked out Alexis, and that Sandra is staggering to her feet.
>Time for a finisher.
5/5 successes, and 1/2 failures
http://strawpoll.me/5078980

>> No.13851278
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>>13851273

>> No.13851281

>>13851277
I hope she gets spanked so hard she becomes a masochist manticore

>> No.13851283

Damn, nice, what's that from?

>> No.13851284

>>13851256
If you made comics, they would be fucking cool. That's a fact.

>> No.13851287

>>13851276
>pot belly

Eh, I can live with that.

>genetics

Really nigger?

>> No.13851289

>>13851283
Meant for >>13851267

>> No.13851291

>>13851256
Well colour me interested if you ever do go and make comics

>> No.13851292

>>13851256
>Draw or write OC.
>If the thread isn't in the mood for it, which is random, you get told to fuck off.
>When the thread slows down they complain about lack of content.
You're a really good artist. Don't let them scare you off.

>> No.13851293
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13851293

>>13849149
>>13849186
>>13850245
Ok so, sort of a weird thing here but, there IS a thing in Lovecraftian lore that is called the Wendigo. It's other names include Ithaqua or The Wind-Walker. In Lovecraft's version of the story, the Wendigo is what the Native Americans called this minor Elder God, even though it's "real" name is Ithaqua. It controls snow, ice and cold, and can walk through the sky as easily as it walks on earth.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ithaqua

>> No.13851294

>>13851274
Underage faggotry > OC

>> No.13851299

>>13851293
Everyone here has read Demonbane, anon.

>> No.13851310

>>13851293
Is that Skellington hiding from him?

>> No.13851315

>>13851299
Not him, but I haven't

>> No.13851317

>>13851293
Looks like KC's are still made after original Wendigos. He'd made them more grotesque and tentacle-ish if he wanted them follow Lovecraft.

>> No.13851319
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>>13851315
Then maybe you should.

>> No.13851320

>>13851242

I just...I...

Ok, they go full on colony drop, chaos ensues yadda yadda yadda.
Human's of earth seem to forget that plants tried to kill the terrorists and stopped it from being worse.
We start off the war by going full genocide.
Also, Earth has made no improvements in genocide technology.
BOOMERANG SWORDS!
Arthun gaves Cagalli ring, immediately need to add NOT-LACUS (Meer) and have Cagalli get forced into a ham fisted marriage that no one questions, especially because she could just go "No".
Is he holding her hostage? And if he is, where is her security force?
Was Arthun the only security she had?

Why is the masterful, diplomatic plan of the coodinators to make a Lacus imposter so she could make people follow her? Why is a popstar that powerful?

Why do the space people immediately try to kill the real Lacus despite the fact that she would say what the fake Lacus said without needing you to seen an assassin team to kill her.

Why does Ral have a gun arm?

Why does captain bouncy tits suddenly have expert combat prowess and matrix like abilities to dodge bullets?

Why is new Char alive? Couldn't he be spared the horror of this show and die in the cold void of space?

Why is Cagali still useless?

How is the freedom still in one piece?
Did they really rebuild it and hide it under their orphanage?

How did they hide the archangel, keep it in working order, and get weapons for it without anyone in Orb noticing this?

Why is Orb joining the people who attacked them despite? Are all of the ministers really that stupid?

Why is anyone doing anything?

Why is Kira Jesus?

Why does Shinn's suit need FOUR fucking jets to launch?

Why isn't the beam they use to power it used more often?

Why does Lacus think it's a good idea to start singing a popsong as she goes to a memorial for the fallen?

Why are the Orb grunts the only sane people so far?

Why is the archangel able to submerge into the ocean and why hasn't it done this in the past?

>> No.13851321

>>13851293
>Lovecraft steals shit from all over the world!

Stop the presses! Didn't you ever read under the pyramids?

You do know the Wendigo was the most popular story in the boyscouts since the 1910's too right? Which with all the snow stuff is the version he used.

>> No.13851324

>>13851320
Submit to it.

>> No.13851325

>>13851287
Fine.

She got cursed by a drunk hobo wizard as a baby because her mother kept making it rain on him.

That and he mistook her for a leprechaun.

>> No.13851327

>>13851277
>You wait for your moment, and once Sandra recovers and charges you, you dodge slightly to the left while twisting around and catch her by the waist.
>You then raise your hand up, and Sandra seems to realize exactly what your intent is.
>"Don't you fucking da-"
>Her threat dies in her throat as you bring your hand down hard onto her ass, a loud smack reverberating around the room accompanied by a sharp yelp from Sandra
>You raise your hand again and bring it down, causing another smack and another yelp. You smack her ass over and over again, increasing the speed of your arm until it's a blur.
>Then with one last powerful smack, you loosen your grip and send her flying across the room.
>Weird, that last yelp didn't sound like she was in pain.
>You turn around and see Akiko staring at you with a blush on her face.
>"You ready to go?"
>It takes her a minute to gain her bearings and respond
>"Oh, yeah. Yeah I'm ready to get out of here."
>On your way out you swear you heard her mutter something along the lines of "How do I get him to do that to me?"
>Akiko has Joined the party!
>A quick trek through the catacombs later, you and Akiko make it back to the crossroads, and your other Party members.
http://strawpoll.me/5079055

>> No.13851328

>>13851320
Alp?

>> No.13851330

>>13851325
>drunk hobo wizard
I wish to learn more of this person.
>>13851328
Alp didn't watch Seed.

>> No.13851338

>>13851327
Three party members should be good enough, maybe the Manticore will come and help too.

>> No.13851339

>>13851330
>Alp didn't watch Seed.
Average then I guess

>> No.13851340

>>13851319
Has it been translated?

>> No.13851342

>>13851340
Ages ago.

>> No.13851344
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>>13851278
>arm-less lizardgirl
A whole new one, beats out the blind one, eh?

>> No.13851352

>>13851324
Why are Cagalli's three settings Useless, Screaming Arthun, and Screaming at people in general.

Why did our magical special forces coordinator team magically teleport from outside the safe room to their mobile suits?

Why didn't they just use the mobile suits in the first place and then sift through the wreckage?

If newtypes exist in this universe, why aren't more coordinators newtypes?

Why is Shin more interesting than anyone else?

Why did the orphans sound so happy that the wave caused by the space wreckage washed away all their toys and belongings.

Kira's mother is helping raise the orphans, where is his father? Did he die off screen?

How did Birdy, an even smaller space object, find survive his treck through space to come back and find Kira?

How does Meer have a Haro? Didn't Arthun in his mechanical based fit of gift giving custom build and give them to Lacus?


>>13851339
Yes.

>> No.13851355

>>13851320
>Marriage
The most nonsensical thing about this show. And that's saying a lot. Part of it is the sheer derailment of her character. She along with everyone else will suffer from this.
>"I'm a complete jackass who spits on your father's graves and prefers political posturing with terrorists to standing for what our neutral country was built on! Let's get married!"
>"Okay."

>Why is a popstar that powerful?
Because tits.

>Why kill the original?
Because they had to shoehorn Jesus and Freedom in somehow.

>Why gun arm?
Ask yourself that again.

>Why can tits dodge bullets?
Because they knew HotD would be a thing.

>Why is new Char alive?
I take it back. Surviving being obliterated by an Anti-Matter Beam is the most nonsensical thing in this show.

>Why is Cagalli still useless?
Because Japan. She gets a cool mech later on. That she uses once then gives to Mr. Should-be-fucking-dead.

>Did they rebuild it?
Obviously. Why they stored it in a top-secret ultra-bunker under their mansion instead of a military base, only stupid knows.

>How did Archangel?
Because Jesus.

>Are all of the ministers really that stupid?
Everyone in this show is all of the stupid.

>Why is Kira Jesus
Because Jesus.

>Why does Shinn's suit need FOUR fucking jets to launch?
Because Impulse. Really, it's never going away.

>Why no power beam?
Cause they use it like once then forget it's a thing.

>Why popsong?
Because apparently the director of this shit watched too much Macross and that's all he got from it.

>Why are the Orb grunts the only sane people so far?
Because they get killed off en-masse, thus all the smart was given to them.

>Why submerge?
Because no one watches Futurama.

>> No.13851356

>>13851352
>Yes.
Alrighty then, I already knew you were a Gundamfag.

>> No.13851359

>>13851344
They grow back I think.

>> No.13851360

>>13851352
Soon your journey to the dark side will be complete!

>> No.13851365

>>13851352
>Why Cagalli?
Because Japan can't write women. Just wait till you see what they do with Luna.

>Why special forces?
Because dumb.

>Why not newtypes?
Cause only Main Characters get to be Newtypes.

>Why is Shinn more interesting than anyone else?
Fuck man. Maybe it's just cause of how crazy he is?

>Why Orphans?
Because Jesus.

>Where's God?
Not here that's for sure.

>Why Birdy?
Because Jesus.

>How Haro?
Maybe she stole it. Had to be a bunch of them lying around after the raid on Lacus' old mansion.

>> No.13851370

>>13851359
That's only her tail

>> No.13851371

>>13851355
Is Arthuns entire plot in this show him trying to not give the D to all the woman popping out of the woodwork lusting after it?

Also, hello Lunimaria panty shot, a welcome addition but now you just make me wonder what military would give its female pilots skirts instead of pants.


>>13851356
I miss my unicorn. It was pretty and not filled with morons.

>>13851360
Less a journey to the dark side and more a slide into madness.

>> No.13851374

>>13851371
Unicorn sure was nice.

>> No.13851377

>>13851278
>"My sword is a tool of justice!"
>instantly get's her shit fucked up

Cybernetic enhancements exist in the monster girl universe right?

>> No.13851378

>>13851370
Then why does The Lizard have two arms while Curt Connors only has one?

>> No.13851381

>>13851374
It was, that Byarlant Custom will never not make me giggle like a school girl.

>> No.13851383

>>13851371
>Spoiler 1
Yes, basically. Also flip-flopping between Good and Bad just like in SEED. Ready to have all character development nullified and go right back to where we started?

>Luna Panties
Luna and Stella being fanservice is one of the few pluses I can give this show. The other being the mech designs. Except the Impulse which while cool-looking makes no sense.

>> No.13851387

>>13851383
>No sense

FOUR JETS! FOUR!

Although I love the NOT-Zakus

>> No.13851390

>>13851381
>Byarlant Custom
Bought that HG up in an instant. Fuckin' love it.

>> No.13851397

>>13851371
I'm curious, did you watch Unicorn dubbed?

>> No.13851402

>>13851390
That guy proved that the titans weren't just mooks to push around.

Mu! NO! Stop touching the little crazy girl that way. What about Captain tits? Did you forget her?
I mean, you did magically survive somehow and are now probably fighting another clone of your dad but come on! She at least had a nice body.

Although Coffee Rommel is tough to beat.


>>13851397
Yes, I tend to watch a lot of gundam while cooking or late at night because I've lost control of my life.
Watched last episode subbed.
Subs a bit better.

>> No.13851405

>>13851402
>watching gundam all night because you've lost control of your life
So jelly.

>> No.13851406
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>you will never be raped by a lamia amazonian style

>> No.13851408

>>13851402
>Another clone of your dad
It never ends, eh? I wish it would end.

At least Sven is still there at the end of the day...

>> No.13851410

>>13851402
Thankfully Unicorns dub is far superior the shit the Ocean Group put out, especially 00s dub.
You should seriously write about more fat-bottomed loli's when you get the chance.

>> No.13851412

>>13851405
It's mostly because I work second shift and can't sleep for an hour or two after work.

I also tend to write during this time.


>>13851408
Yeah, I guess.

Oh boy, more stock footage of a suit with the cables flying away and Shin's flying circus act.

>> No.13851416

>>13851410
I didn't mind 00 that much but you are right about unicorn's voice acting being much better.

Well, I'm trying my hand at prose again now that I'm not spending five hours a day studying for my ICND2 test so I can focus again.

>> No.13851417

>>13851412
>stock footage
Ah yes. A sign of a wonderful series. That, and review episodes, because as we all know, the viewers forget all they see.

>> No.13851421

>>13851412
>It's mostly because I work second shift and can't sleep for an hour or two after work

I feel you man, i work nights, and my nights of usually night off[/spoileris usually spent cooking in the middle of the night

>> No.13851427

>>13851327
>You decided to go to the Tea Room. This time with your full party so you can probably stomp anything that tries to fight you.
>So of course you fall into a trapdoor because it seems that lady luck just doesn't like you.
>You black out during your fall and when you wake up, you're tied to an armchair with what looks like a woman in a top hat, and a rabbit eared woman with incredibly fluffy legs sitting across from you.
>"Well hello friend! So glad you could join us for Tea!"
>The pink furred rabbit girl greets you enthusiastically, either oblivious to, or uncaring of, the fact that you're tied to the chair.
>"Yes, it's rather Special Tea too, my Specialty~"
>The Top Hatted woman giggles to her own incredibly lame joke before taking on a more serious look.
>"But you're not here for that are you? You're here to play. If you lose my little game, then me and Madeline here will keep you as our personal plaything. But if you win we'll let you go free! I'll even throw in our other guest!"
>You turn your head slightly to see a petite pale skinned girl in a robe tied to another chair.
>"Please win. If I have to listen to these two insipid dunces for any longer I'll shatter my own phylactery and swallow the shards."
>You turn your head back to the top hatted woman.
>"The game is a simple game of cards, that's all. We take turns. I'll draw three cards, and you'll draw three cards. Then you try to guess which of mine is the highest, and I'll guess which of yours is the highest. Whoever guesses correctly wins! But if we both guess correctly, we'll have to start over."
Successes 0/1, Failures 0/1
http://strawpoll.me/5079165

>> No.13851433

>>13851421
yeah.

>>13851417
I'm honestly wondering if Wing or this had more stock footage.
I may have to go wing but it's honestly a flip of a coin at this time.

I need a wurm to watch this with so she can tell me to just stop thinking every other minute.

And now the dog robot is running on water and a robot exploded after Shin shot it where Kira would've aimed, thus proving that Kira is truly Jesus because he stops explosions.

>> No.13851436

>>13851412
>Stock Footage
You do realize that SEED Destiny could be titled "Stock Footage: The Series", right?

>> No.13851437

>>13851427
Oh christ this is going to go horribly great

>> No.13851438

>>13851410
>>13851416
>Fat-bottomed lolis
Yes. This. Much more of this.

Also wasn't there something about a Loli Cheshire somewhere in sometime?

>> No.13851440

>>13851438
The loli Cheshire bellhop or the Goth Cheshire kitten?

>> No.13851446

>>13851438
Yeah.
I tried to get started but kept getting stonewalled.
May give it a shot.
Emphasis on may, I don't think I'm a reliable judge of my writing time at this point.


>>13851436
Yeah, I hadn't expected it to be this bad though.
Also, we warcrimes now!
Civilian prisoners!
Child Labor!
Shooting those that run!

>> No.13851448

>>13851440
I dunno she was in a tent or something at a convention.

>> No.13851452

>>13851446
>May
All that can be asked.

I'm not exactly a paragon of writing determination either.

>> No.13851454

>>13851292
Such as Loen, Mono or SketchGuy have never been told to fuck off though.

>> No.13851458

Ok folks, it's time for me to hit it.
Thanks for tolerating my whining about seend and don't burn down the thread.
If you do that then super wurm is going to show up and put a stop to your evil deeds in the name of justice and pie!

>> No.13851463

>>13851371
I don't know about you, but if I were fuhrer I'd make all the female soldiers wear short skirts.

>> No.13851465

>>13851463
An admirable dream.
You also get best girl so go for it.

>> No.13851469
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>>13851458
But can she stand against the searing flames of the mighty Pyra?

>> No.13851471

>>13851469
Is she asking me to cook marshmallows over her tits?

>> No.13851473

>>13851469
She's Super Wurm, the hero who can defeat all bad guys and pastries!
Of course she can beat her!

>> No.13851478

>>13851427
>[10: FAILURE]
>You try to scan your opponent's face for a tell of some kind, but unfortunately you can't and you don't pick the highest card.
>"Oh, too bad~ If I get your card right now, I win~"
>Okay, there's still a chance to save this.
0/1 successes, 1/1 Failures.
http://strawpoll.me/5079253

>> No.13851482

Which monster girl is the most smug?

>> No.13851488

>>13851217
>>13851256
Ayyy, someone drew one of my ideas. Looks great!

>sedatives instead of holst milk
Sounds hot.

>> No.13851491

>>13851482
I say Cheshire. She can be smug over the other smug gang due to her wonder powers.

>> No.13851509

>>13851292
>be .Less v2 in terms of troll maymay, as if one wasn't enough
>intentionally infuriate thread's touchyfags
>sreencap the butthurt you've squeezed out to actually boast of it on your pixiv
Well, not arguing the point but picking facts is a tricky deal anon.
Still, whatever.

>> No.13851512

>>13851478
>[19: SUCCCESS]
>You successfully trick her into picking your lowest card. Much to her irritation.
>"Damn it. I was this close to winning too."
>She holds her index finger and thumb so close they're practically touching while her rabbit friend pats her on the shoulder.
>"Don't worry Eliza! You'll get him this round!"
0/1 successes, 0/1 failures
http://strawpoll.me/5079304
Don't fuck up.

>> No.13851515

>>13851509
He was also rather pissy acting after someone pointed out the flaws in his Minte drawing.

>> No.13851517

>>13851515
Apparently he was having a particularly bad day then, according to some.

>> No.13851518
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>>13851515
No kidding.

>> No.13851523

>>13851517
Every my day is a bad day.

>> No.13851526

>>13847055
Who's the artist? Is there an uncensored version?

>> No.13851527

>>13851517
Then why would he go on 4chan despite his lack of a stable reputation?

>> No.13851529
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>>13851523

>> No.13851532

>>13851512
>[16: SUCCESS]
>You manage to pick her highest card! She seems noticeably flustered now. Time to press the advantage and win your freedom!
1/1 Successes, 0/1 failures
http://strawpoll.me/5079349

>> No.13851534

>>13851526
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=425973

>> No.13851541

>>13851527
Why do any of us?

>> No.13851545

>>13847818
>Sahuagin
>glass bottle
Too easy I cuddle her because I wouldn't want to hurt a qt loli

>> No.13851548

>>13851541
Because my life is an empty shell

>> No.13851552

>>13851541
You guys are some of the only human interaction I can stand.

>> No.13851554

>>13851527
Because caring too much about your internet reputation would be kind of lame and pathetic.

>> No.13851557
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Just finished watching all the episodes, shits bretty good

>> No.13851559

>>13847818
>Queen Roper
>A bookcase

Time to channel my inner Jackie Chan

>> No.13851560

>>13851557
Semen imp best girl

>> No.13851563
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>>13851552
Same
I can't even stand other MG communities
I know we're shit now, but they're all just depressing

>> No.13851567

>>13851552
>You guys are some of the only human interaction I can stand.
Damn anon, that sums up my thoughts on this place perfectly.

>> No.13851568

>>13851557
It's a good slow burn so far.

I rewatched ep 4 again today. I needed something to tide me over for new GATE tomorrow.

>> No.13851572

>>13851563
WATCH OUT, MIAS GOT A GUN!

>> No.13851575

>>13847818
>Sea slime
>A...

You know what, it doesn't even matter.

I'm going to hear a wet plop as this assault turns into her begging for my help as she struggles to stand on dry land. And then I'll take her home while deftly avoiding the stinging tentacles, and then call the authorities to take her home. Poor girl.

>> No.13851578

Would you dare to try save your waifu from the depths of Hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDaGLvTYuJQ
No, it has not been sluttified.

>> No.13851580

>>13851532
>[13: SUCCESS]
>You successfully bluff the top hatted woman into choosing a lower card, and have won!
>"Aw, no fair! Now I have to let you go!"
>The top hatted woman snaps her fingers, and the ropes binding you and the pale girl loosen and slink away.
>The pale girl immediately covers her ears with her now freed hands, and jerks her head towards the door.
>Understanding her signal, you leave the room with her.
>"Aaaaawwww, Maddie. I lost another one."
>"Don't worry Elizabeth, you'll win next time. I'm sure of it."
>Annoying they might have been, but you can't deny their friendship.
>"Thanks. Any longer with those two and my brain cells would've started committing suicide out of protest."
>You turn your head to the pale girl.
>"I'm Lisa. a Lich. And I guess I owe you for saving me from a fate worse than permanent death, so I'll help you out from now on."
>Lisa has joined the party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSen7DRQWU
I'm tired so I'm gonna call it here. Next time though, there's no escaping the battle with the Queen of Hearts. No more distractions.

>> No.13851582
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>>13851572
AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

>> No.13851583

>>13851575
Sea Slimes are frightening rapists, anon.

>> No.13851587

>>13851568
Submit to Uncle Bones, the world will be better off under his yoke.

>> No.13851589

>>13851559
By chanting "bad day, bad day" while dodging?

>> No.13851591

>>13851582
But she's only using tranq rounds, right?

>> No.13851598

>>13851591
Muscle relaxants with the side effect of increased heart rate and a raging erection.

>> No.13851599

>>13851580
I almost forgot. Affection Levels.

Nina: 0
Sandra: 15
Tanya: 15
Marisa: -15
Penny: 20
Alexis: 0
Oktavia: 0
Akiko: 15
Madeline: 5
Eliza: 5
Lisa: 8

>> No.13851600
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>>13851591
She's shooting to kill

>> No.13851604
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13851604

I want to make a mantis wear cute frilly dresses

>> No.13851606

>>13851600
But that's not what Master Miller taught her!

>> No.13851607

>>13851604
And I want to make an Alice wear boy clothes.

>> No.13851615

>>13851604
I want to make a kikimora wear khaki board shorts and an oversized button up.

>> No.13851621

>>13851321
Are you trying to correct me on something in particular here or what?
I can't understand what the point of your post is since mine >>13851293 was for clarification as some anons were confused as to how Lovecraft was connected to the Wendigo.

>> No.13851628

>>13851427
>Lich tied to a chair
>somehow this means she is incapacitated

>> No.13851630

Sure is dead at the witching hour.

>> No.13851637 [SPOILER] 
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>>13851630
OOOoooOOOOo~

>> No.13851640

>>13851637
What'd she die of? Drowning in a vat of holst milk?

>> No.13851645

>>13851640
Yes, now run before she smothers you with her fat ghost boobs.

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>>13851630
Ya it's nice

>> No.13851651

>>13849930
Fizz had some long-term medical complications with his legs that require multiple surgeries, so has been on medical-grade opiates (painkillers) for like half-a-year non-stop now. That stuff fucks anyone up.

>> No.13851652

>>13851646
>Hfw you arrive late for her Necromancy 101 course.

>> No.13851657

>>13849930
>>13851651
In that stream he was in the other day, he seemed quite insistent that his "Fizzshire" was not an MGsona or whatever, but just an OC.

To which I ask, "Why give her your name then?" Or maybe she has a name and Fizzshire is just short-hand because of her creator.

>> No.13851659

>>13851621
Just making the simple point that only non-americans and morons would ever think the Wendigo is "Lovecraftian" whether he used it in anything or not. It's equivalent to using bigfoot or a yeti. Nobody would ever call them that. Especially when Lovecraft ganked the boyscout version, based on the muskogee version iirc, for his story. The wendigo is "and the hook was hanging on the door handle" campfire story tier. It's that common.

Another classic example is the ghoul, which Lovecraft used the name of but had no resemblance to the mythic creature or the pop culture version. Only an idiot would try to prop the Lovecraft version up as a primary reference.

>> No.13851670

>>13851645
>>13851646
I knew I shouldn't have been late for Necromancy 101.

>> No.13851677

>>13851659
The idiot here as it would seem, is KC himself as he was the one who connected his Wendigo to the Chaos Gods thing he's doing at the moment.

>> No.13851679

>>13851599

Anon, just so you know, a few things:

- Posting many very short posts like that can come off as sort of spammy. Perhaps you could consider writing longer prose between polls -- I mean, most CYOA posts I see are easily twice or thrice as long.

- Also consider doing this on anonkun, not /mgt/. Because your posts are very short and have no title/trip, it can be kind of a pain to both find past posts or follow current ones (if someone has to follow replies something like 30 posts deep). If it's in a dedicated CYOA site like anonkun, it will archive this stuff automatically.

>> No.13851681

>>13851679
>Also consider doing this on anonkun, not /mgt/.
Not him, I'm just a simple reader but anonkun is a shitty fucking site for everyone involved.

>> No.13851685

>>13851651

I've been on stronger stuff plus steroids AND Xanax daily for close to three years now. It's really not a sufficient excuse past the first couple of months unless your body is literally unable to build up tolerance ever.

>> No.13851687

>>13851681
How so? You can ban trolls, prevent double-voting, set a schedule so people know in advance when the next CYOA live starts, in-built dice-rolling and poll systems without having to fiddle with multiple websites, etc.

It's specifically built for CYOAs, so has pretty much everything a DM could ask for.

>> No.13851691

>>13851652
Why is summoning a skeleton so hard! How am I supposed to memorize the name and position of every bone in the Human body, then think of them all at once before breathing Undeath into each one in alphabetical order?!

I'm going to fail this course.

>> No.13851694

>>13851691
>forget the bones of the inner ear
>skeleton can't hear your orders

>> No.13851695

>>13851691
Psst, hey kid! You look like you could use... a summoning scroll! Written on microfilm and rolled up into a scroll, this handy spell can raise a Skeleton by just getting magic channeled into it!

>> No.13851698

>>13851695
Go away you shifty looking Tanuki!
I don't need to cheat.

>> No.13851699

>>13851695
B-But that's cheating! I-If my Lich teacher caught me cheating she would throw me into the yawning void of her Necronomicon! Where I'm raped by the Demons of Undeath until she decides I've learned by lesson!

She takes her class very seriously.

>> No.13851700

>>13851698
Okay, but you fail course, you no come cry to me, yeah?
>>13851699
But you won't get caught, the spell is written on microfilm, micro means small, she won't see!

>> No.13851701

>>13851700
Well, maybe she'll be too impressed that I summoned one so quickly to bother checking... And your tail IS pretty nice and bushy...

>> No.13851702

>>13851701
You pay first! You pay now! These prices you fuck a Tanuki! Scroll is about tree-fiddy!

>> No.13851703

>>13851700
>Okay, but you fail course, you no come cry to me, yeah?
Since when did Tanuki's have Russian accents?
Also is brushing your tail free? If not then later.

>> No.13851706

>>13851703
>Since when did Tanuki's have Russian accents?
Maybe it's gypsy?

>> No.13851707

>>13851703
Since they were driven out of the glorious fluffy union by kitsune-led pogroms.

>> No.13851708

>>13851703
>Russian accents
No, she's talking with a quick, offensive Asian accent.

>> No.13851710

>>13851702
No no no, you're trying to fuck me with these prices, a nice little student like me is vulnerable to a suave, cunning, street-smart Tanuki con artist like yourself who is going to seduce and fuck me with these prices!

>> No.13851711

>>13851706
>>13851707
>>13851708
I don't know what to believe.
But I do know that no matter her ethnicity a Tanuki will try her best to make off with as much of my money as possible.

>> No.13851715

>>13851711
Which she will then use to try and buy your love because she's insecure and thinks the only way she'll ever get dicked is by paying for it.

>> No.13851716

>>13851710
>>13851711
I think you both missed something very important here.
It was then I realized that sleazy Tanuki was actually and eight-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era

>> No.13851719

>>13851715
Well all she'd have to do is just walk up and ask me since I'm single and like fluffy tails. No scamming needed.

>> No.13851720

>>13851716
Oh, I thought you were referring to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9_OL1eceY0

>> No.13851721

>>13851720
I was. Until I gave the price.

>> No.13851723
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>You will never have squid-kids sit in your lap as you molest their squid-elf-kid ears.

>> No.13851724
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>>13851716
Damn, I've been struck by a smooth-talking con Raccoon again.

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>>13851723
And I'll never have a squid-kid sit on my face with her slimy squid butt.

>> No.13851734

>>13851724
>Buy a sack of potatoes
>There is a tanuki kid curled up in there
>Offers to do your taxes and handle your finances
>Except she's five and has a lisp

>> No.13851737

>>13851734
I'd sit her on my lap and tell her tales of the Wolf of Wall Street as she drifts off to sleep.

>> No.13851740

>>13851734
>>13851724
Absolutely adorable.
I don't care if she's kemono or not, it just makes her cuter.

>> No.13851744

Nightgaunt girl when?
Hound of Tindalos girl when?

>> No.13851757

>>13851679
This. I can see people getting fed up with this spammy thing very quickly. A couple of anons are already sounding annoyed with it at the beginning of the thread.

>> No.13851766

>>13851744
I only hope KC drops his 'merging with her' thing. Its creepy and ruins the girls.

>> No.13851771

>>13851766
Yeah, and it's getting kind of repetitive. I guess it's kind of a thing with lovecraft girls, but still.
Can I just headcanon away the monster in a cloak and keep nude wendigos running around in blizzards wearing those big things?

>> No.13851776

>>13851771
>Can I just headcanon
Yes.

>> No.13851778
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THRILLER~!

>> No.13851779

>>13851776
This, KC's encyclopedia is good for reference and ideas but you don't have to follow it like a bible.

>> No.13851782

>>13851778
A private high school for spooky Monster Girls!

>> No.13851785

>>13851782
And poor Anon is sent there by mistake!

>> No.13851787

>>13851766
I like the Shoggoth's version, but Mindflayer and Wendigo would be better without it.

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I want more mustela monstergirls.
Think about it. Otter girls holding your hand as you float atop a lake surface together.
Small, lithe ferret-girls scurrying about all over your body, light as a feather.
Honey-badger girls willing to go balls-to-the-wall to fight even dragons, if it means protecting your love.

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>>13851794
>Honey-badger girls willing to go balls-to-the-wall to fight even dragons, if it means protecting your love.
But would they fight something infinitely more fearsome?

>> No.13851805

>>13851794
Adorable

>> No.13851810

>>13851794
Damn otters, enjoying life and playing when they should fight for survival in this very nasty world.

>> No.13851817

>>13851794
Ferret girls would have a powerful love musk anon. Do you really want to take a deep whiff of that off their neck?

>> No.13851818

>>13851817
As they wrap around me, yes.

>> No.13851820

>>13851804
>Watching an oomukade stutter and quake as an angry honey badger shouts her down, pushing into her personal space and challenging her for some guy's love

Poor oomukade.

>> No.13851823

>>13851820
No anon, bad! Oomukade are fearsome Dragon-eaters, not smelly stutterers! Fuck you!

>> No.13851824
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>>13851820
>"HUH?! YOU LOOKIN' FOR A BEATING CENTIPEDE?!"

>> No.13851828

>>13851820
Fuck off with your threadcanon bullshit, the oomukade was feared by the king of dragons in mythology

>> No.13851838

>>13851828
That particular oomukade seems rather demure.

But that other picture of the oomukade with the spear? I can believe that she's a dreaded dragonslayer.

>> No.13851840

>>13851828
I blame the way KC drew her. If she had a smug or rape crazy face on her, she'd be the poison rapetrain.

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>>13851840
Does this look like the face of mercy?
She looks like she's laughing at your dick!

>> No.13851847

>>13851845
No it doesn't. Now if only someone could paste one of the smug gang's face onto her, then it would like that. I can't do it though, I suck.

>> No.13851848

>>13851845
It's the look of some plotting Mayadere villainess who's become obsessed with the hero she was originally trying to kill with a deadly and painful poison.

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>2nd and 3rd Miia dakis are shipped

just need to commission at least two more and/or see if any more get made and my snake pit dream will become reality

>> No.13851857

>>13851853
Did you order that life size $1k one?

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>>13851857
I don't like the art enough to drop that much cash on it i would rather work on finding out how to commission the art and make one myself even if it's more spendy in the long run


Now if Crab himself drew it, i would have jumped on that shit in a heart beat, i would have sold all my shit if i had to

could you imagine it? have it like the volume 4 special edition cover where she's wearing the sexy lingerie, and then pic related as the other side, but with her all stretched out

i would never get out of bed

>> No.13851875

>>13851864
Fair enough, I'm not unfamiliar with that logic. I wish you luck in your snake pit fantasies!

>> No.13851896

>>13847818
I'm fighting a Mantis with my desk. I'm fucked!

>> No.13851922

>>13847818
Fighting a Red Oni with a bottle opener, how incredibly appropriate.

>> No.13851925

>>13851853
>not learning the skills to draw your own art of your waifu

I bet you don't even own a pet snake.

>> No.13851937

>>13851925
I'm a talentless hack and no i don't, i wouldn't be able to properly take care of it

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>>13847305
Its morning
>gnome still in lead

>> No.13851955

>>13851948
MUD PUSSY

>> No.13851958

>>13851955
BE ONE WITH THE WIND

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>>13847908

>shoggoth
>read poetry
>serve loyally

Yeah i dont fucking think so
remove shoggoth

>> No.13851972

>>13851965
Enter shoggoth.

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pls don't open

>> No.13851989

>>13851987
I opened it

>> No.13851992

>>13851989
Gah, forgot to spoiler. Bully as you must, I will come back stronger.

>> No.13851993

>>13851824
Is there any continuation to his?

>> No.13851996

>>13851992
I actually like the new girls

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Uh oh, rook who it is~! Back for more, you greedy thing?

Yes, yes, I have story for you. Enjoy, yes?

Falling Leaves Chapter 4: http://pastebin.com/3MTRVMy9#

>> No.13851998

>>13851848
I must add this to something. Thanks for the idea.

>> No.13852003

>>13851987
I love the faces on both of them. Mindflayer looks like she's up to some mischief, while Shoggoth looks like she knows you're going to give her the D long and hard.

>> No.13852006

What is your daughteru's favourite show?

>> No.13852008
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>>13851987
Would I be able to stick my thing in Shoggoth like a regular slime girl?

>> No.13852010

>>13851987
I see no reason not to, they both look lovely and are delectably lewd.

>> No.13852012

>>13851996
I do too, just thought their combo to match nicely and have some cute-creepy value.

>> No.13852014

>>13852008
With how malleable their bodies are, probably.

>> No.13852015

>>13851987
Abomination foursome when?

>>13852008
I think you'd be able to put it in a mouth anywhere on her.

>> No.13852017

>>13852015
Who's the fourth?

>> No.13852019

>>13852017
You, Shoggoth, Mindflayer, Wendigo?

>> No.13852022

>>13852017
No one yet, I think he refers to the smug squad pic.

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>>13852017
Thing face

>> No.13852026

>>13852019
Ah, I don't really count the Wendigo as an abomination.
Sounds good regardless.

>> No.13852030

>>13852019
>Cuddlefucking a shy loli on a lewd living bed while getting your brain turned to mush
YES

>> No.13852032

>>13852025
I'd irrumate that like there's no tomorrow if not for the teeth.

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>>13852032
You just have to 69 her so hard she ahegaos and her jaws swing wide open

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>>13852037
Is it abomination time already?

>> No.13852072

>>13852065
It always is.

I want to hug an abomination's head hard while her chest mouth sucks me off.

>> No.13852078

>>13848104
>Not wanting to experience new methods of perception beyond the constraints of time, space and mortal sanity.
Get a load of this pleb.

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>>13852065
>>13852072

Pika-Boo

>> No.13852084

>>13852083
I'd prefer a girl with mouths on her palms.

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>>13852084
How perverse!

>> No.13852099

>>13851599
I'll look forward to the next time

>>13851679
I agree that doing longer posts is probably better. Flesh things out a bit more if needed.

Though stay on /mgt/ having a single fairly minor CYOA running isnt really a problem.

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>>13852084
Well.. How about her? Some say 2 head are better than one.

>> No.13852103

>>13852100
I want to bully this filthy bieye.

>> No.13852104

>>13852100
I want to hug her

>> No.13852114

>>13852104
>Hug or missionary the middle
>Get the warm, calm breath in both ears
Oh shit nigga, you've found the perfect girl.

>> No.13852118

>>13852100
Just think of it. They can lay on top of you and their heads would bracket your own without a nasty monohead in the way. The perfect way to sleep.

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>>13852118
That's legitimately making my heart go doki doki and shit
Christ, god really fucked up on the whole cuddling thing
humans are just fucking awful at it

>> No.13852131

>>13852125
Anon...

Both your cheeks would get nuzzled at the same time.

>> No.13852135

>>13852131
It could be like the later part of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le5srb4J_Hw

>> No.13852136

>>13852118
It would be hard for the one at the bottom if they lie on there side

>> No.13852137

>>13852136
They don't have to lay on their side anymore, though, they've got a nice, fleshy daki to sleep on now.

>> No.13852138

>>13852136
That's why they're laying on top of you


they would whisper lewd things in your both of your ears and you could whisper lewd things into theirs all at the same time

>> No.13852139

>>13852135
Lawdy, I'm using this tonight.

>> No.13852141

>>13852138
>tsundere bieye where one head is tsun and one is dere
>Geeze anon! Stop being so stuffy!
>I love how warm you are...

>> No.13852145

>>13852141
>tsundere
>not wanting one kuu and one yan

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>>13851948
>undine gaining on Gnome

>> No.13852149

>>13852141
>mildly yandere bieye where both heads are constantly trying to win your love
>both constantly trying to one up each other in snuggling efforts

>> No.13852150

>>13852145
>calm breathing in one ear
>ragged, lewd panting in one
Okay too.

>> No.13852153

Guys guys guys

NTRing one BiEye head with the other one

>> No.13852161

>>13852153
I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this one.

>> No.13852163

>>13852153
No, no, they're both the same person. That's like cheating on your waifu with her anus.

>> No.13852169

>>13852163
But for the Tsundere one mentioned earlier

what if i only want to date the dere side?
wouldn't the tsun head get jealous?

>> No.13852182

>>13852169
She'd probs ask why you ignore her other head all the time, like if you never touched or looked at a human girl's left hand.

>> No.13852234

If I had a story with a young rookie cop in it, should his partner be a human who is getting too old for this shit, or a hot-headed tomboy Werewolf?

>> No.13852238

>>13852234
A Werewolf who is getting too old for this shit.

>> No.13852241

>>13852238
Let it be so. I'mma make it happen next week.

>> No.13852242

>>13852234
His partner is an older human woman. Tough as nails, maybe the beginnings of a few lines around her face, but still as strong and as smart as ever.
The werewolf is the police chief, who jokes about biting the partner to give her a little boost for her job. Maybe the partner gives a little humorous backsass. Maybe they shit-talk each other to the rookie cop, in plain earshot of each other, because they're just those sorts of friends.

I mean, do what you want, really. I'm just spewing ideas for you to take.

>> No.13852248

>>13852242
Now I don't know what to do. Damn you for confusing me with your good ideas!

>> No.13852252

>>13852242
>You're a loose cannon, Maria-chan! Turn in your crucifix and sword right now!

>> No.13852256

>>13852252
>crucifix and sword
This is set in the modern day you know.

>> No.13852260

>>13852256
Crucifix and gun then, geeze. Also make the Werewolf chief brown, obviously.

>> No.13852261

>>13852260
What's with the crucifix? They're not paladins, they're cops.

>> No.13852269

>>13852261
I suppose they still help against rowdy succubi and vampires. Any object of purity and faith brandished with intent might put the fear into certain monstergirls.
Or maybe it's just a way of asking God to shut down magic.

>> No.13852273

>>13852269
I'll just let you keep those to yourself.

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>>13852084
>Mouths

Do hand pussies count?

>> No.13852289

>>13852261
Because I'm still in a milfy Paladin mood from a couple of threads back.

>>13852284
They're okay too, but not as good. They're too lewd to kiss in public.

>> No.13852294

>>13852289
>They're too lewd to kiss in public.
Excuse me? Are you saying you wouldn't kiss and lick her handpussy whenever you feel like it? You wouldn't even deserve her then.

>> No.13852296

>>13852289
>Too lewd to kiss in public

Ohohohohoohha that slaps me on the knee!

>> No.13852307

>>13852294
>kissing a girl's hand with the lights on
I might hold it in public, though.

>> No.13852309

>>13852289
>a milfy Paladin mood

A good mood to be in.

>> No.13852311

>>13852309
I remember one MILF paladin, a minor character from Order of the Stick. Do elaborate more on why they're so good.

>> No.13852315

>>13852309
>sniffing her graying, long braid as you deflower her unused auntypussy

>> No.13852318

>>13852315
Whelp, I just threw up all over my keyboard. Thanks.

>> No.13852319

>>13852315
>deflower
Wasn't she a MILF just now?

>> No.13852325

>>13852319
Immaculate conception. She's a paladin, she ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.13852327

>>13852315
No, bad. Human girls are not for sexing. They are nothing more than background characters, if that.

>> No.13852328

>>13852325
Which god knocked her up and does he pay alimony?

>> No.13852330

>>13852325
Her kids are Beelzebubs

>> No.13852332

>>13852330
So they're not kids, but Buttspawn.

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>> No.13852343

>>13852332
>>Who in their right mind would give birth with their ass?!
>She was together with the Beelzebub until she got shot by the same gangbangers the Paladin and anon are after

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>>13851804
>>13851794
>As with other mustelids of relatively large size, such as wolverines and badgers, honey badgers are notorious for their strength, ferocity and toughness. They have been known to savagely and fearlessly attack almost any kind of animal when escape is impossible, reportedly even repelling much larger predators such as lions. Bee stings, porcupine quills, and animal bites rarely penetrate their skin. If horses, cattle, or Cape buffalos intrude upon a ratel's burrow, it will attack them

>They are also carnivorous and will eat insects, frogs, tortoises, rodents, turtles, lizards, snakes, eggs, and birds. Honey badgers have even been known to chase away young lions and take their kills

>One particularly vicious tactic the animals use on larger prey is to castrate them and then wait for the animal to weaken from bleeding

Anon-sempai!! I've been looking for you everywhere, I wanted to ask you to go to the da-what's that smell? That's not a scent I recognize. Sempai, were you with another girl? That's no good, who is she? Is she bothering you? tEll ME hER NaMe! What's wrong? Why are you're looking so nervous Sempai? You're not HiDing anytHINg from ME are YOU? (palming your croth) It'd be such a shame if I had to punish you. You want children don't you, don't worry, I'll make sure to get pregnant with many of your beautiful babies, me, and mE AloNE!!!

>> No.13852348

>>13852343
Tell us your tale, tell it to us now!

>> No.13852349

>>13852339
Paladin girl please, you're drunk.

>> No.13852353

>>13852339
I want to become a famous Paladin rapist and fill whole convents full of them to the brim with my corrupt incubuscum.

>> No.13852364 [DELETED] 

>>13852348
>Aging Paladin squirming and quivering in orgasm as an unfertilized egg after another slips past her prone anus
>Afterwards she bites the Beelzebub's shouder in her arms as she plops the out one by one, her rectum gaping and gasping after every one
>The Beelzebub cuddles the ahegao'ing Paladin as she slowly fades away into blissful sleep

>> No.13852371

>>13852339
YES/10

>> No.13852377

>>13852364
Your fetish is a meme at this point and you need to fuck off to /d/.

>> No.13852385

>>13852353
>overpower and rape a Paladin girl as an incubus
>by the time it's over she's a sobbing mess
>"G-goddamn you, you piece of shit! I-I'm not turning into some fucking braindead succuslut!"
>"But you're not"
>spit Ushi blood on her face

>> No.13852388

>>13852385
What is this amateur hour. It needs to get in her orifices.

>> No.13852392

>>13852385
>Not forcing it down her throat with a kiss.

>> No.13852402

>>13852364
I'm not too keen on eggs. Stuffing a palaMILF full of beads and making her push them out, on the other hand. Now that'd be right up my alley.

>> No.13852403

I want to clean underneath a ticklish wurm's scales

>> No.13852405

>>13852388
>>13852392
True, that's more appropriate and chivalrous.

>> No.13852413

>>13852345
Intriguing

>> No.13852414

>>13852402
>Paladin-chan is the rookie cop who gets injured and taken hostage
>anon barges in to find her strapped to a slut squat with her knees to the sides with a string coming out of her ass
>she's been anally teased to the verge of orgasm and will cum if he pulls the oh so very long string of beads out of her anus
>she doesn't want him to see her wild virgin fujo anal ahegao so she sits in the squad car with the beads still inside her
>the vibrations take her over the edge and she cries and spasms through the whole ride

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>>13852385
I want to defeat and kidnap a Paladin girl to be my rape dungeon waifu. I'd cuddlerape and kiss her every day until she grows horns and begs me to deflower her.

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>> No.13852425

>>13852417
Lets say you're the leader of a small band of bandit monster girls, you strike lucky and catch a strong willed Paladin girl while she's investigating a report.

Which monster girls would be the best at assisting you at breaking her to the point she wants to accept becoming a monster?

>> No.13852427

>>13852414
>virgin fujo anal ahegao

Were you just throwing word out at random?

>> No.13852429

>>13852419
Would choke to death with toxic gas

>> No.13852432

>>13852425
Holst with the added benefits of being able to sneak her milk into the Paladins milk, making her feel more at ease and gets a bust upgrade at the same time.

>> No.13852433

>>13852425
Super cute girls who she'd get jealous watching me play house with.

>>13852432
>giving a hardass tomboy a bust and hips up
I want to run my lips down her new curves and make her squeal with awkward pleasure.

>> No.13852438

>>13852419
I'd like her more if she didn't use her swarm to drain her victims down to literal husks.

>> No.13852440

>>13852432
That would be pretty effective if she was a flat girl who'd always been mocked for her non-existent breasts during training.

>> No.13852443

>>13852433
>Comment about how she looks prettier and prettier every day.
>She just curses you out, as is normal, but begins wondering if you're telling the truth.
>You walk in on day to see her in her underwear, looking in a full body mirror holding her breasts, a small smile on her face.


>>13852440
You know it.
She'd be a lot more accepting of it, thats for sure.
You could also go full Monkey paw one day and ask if she'd like to be even bigger, giving her mega holst milk and watching as delight turns to horror as the growth doesn't stop until they're as big as beach balls and aching to be milked.

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What is your answer!

>> No.13852449

>>13852419
I'd let her drink from me.

>> No.13852450

>>13852444
That depends, how many daughters do you want?

>> No.13852451

>>13852425
Not him, but I'd definitely call for a Dhampir, or a Kiki or something like that. Someone smart, calm and ultimately human-like. She'd be stressed and hostile as it is.
Or better an Eros follower. This can't fail ever.

>> No.13852452

>>13852444
Yes.

>> No.13852453

>>13852444
>Say this line to a lilim who's pretending to be her mom
>Her eyes suddenly have tears at the edges of her eyes and all her dominance falls away as she whines "But WHHHHHHHY?"

>> No.13852454

>>13852444
Someone needs to talk me out of this because those tits are calling my name.

>> No.13852457

>>13852453
Sorry it should be "Have a lilim who's pretending to be her mom says this"

>> No.13852463

>>13852454
Her eyes are quite interesting, too.

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>>13852444

>> No.13852467

>>13852443
I'd rather just tease her by molesting her flat body all day and whispering into her ear how beautiful she is.

>> No.13852471

>>13852467
And that's how you end up with a sabbath paladin in plate, fighting to protect her oniichan.

>> No.13852473

>>13852463
>actually looking at her eyes when there's tits to be had

Found the homosexual.

>> No.13852477

>>13852471
>sabbath paladin in plate
>dat perfectly curving breastplate
Would have passionate clothed/armored sex ending in a kissing creampie with.

>> No.13852480

>>13852473
Eyes are the windows into the soul. Flat or busty, plump rump or boardlike buttocks, it doesn't matter if you can look into her eyes and see that undying, unmatchable love.

>> No.13852483

>>13852473
>Immediately distracted by tits
Found the teenager.

>> No.13852484

This might be monster girl related. I had a dream where I woke up married to a living rag doll girl. I could describe her as having silk skin, button eyes, sewn mouth and needle teeth. She was a yandere that loves to be patted and cuddled as she's a doll. It was cute halfway until it went guro with me opening her up for science and seeing her insides. A yarn ball heart pumping black ink blood all across yarn bloodstream, sponge lungs, rope bones and pin cushion vag. But she regenerated, survived and everything returned to cute afterwards. I regretted that ended badly into some sick anatomy porn and it was a great monster girl too.

>> No.13852488

>>13852467
You are a good man, anon.

>> No.13852493

>>13852473
>not admiring aesthetic features as well as obvious sexual allure
Horny turk pls.

>> No.13852494

>>13852477
>She transforms
>You never expected it but you lucked out, she became a Baphomet
>Infront of you is a goat girl with armour that's obviously too big for her
>Doesn't stop her forcing you down and taking you cowgirl with her armour awkwardly clanking

>> No.13852495

>>13852488
I wonder how many times I could cum all over her from intercrural, hotdogging and ab rubs before she begged me to put it in.

>> No.13852497

>>13852477
>She becomes your loyal knight, protecting your keep and bringing the defeated to your for whatever you deem necessary.
>Every time she sallies forth to meet her opponent you flip her visor up and plant a kiss on her forehead, making her blush uncontrollably.

>> No.13852498

>>13852471
>You have to do all the fighting because she's too young and frail to wield a greatsword
>You have to be her shield too, because she insists on bikini armor to look good for her oniichan

Na, big onee-san paladins are where it's at.
>You'll never help her out of her armor after a long day of fighting
>You'll never watch as, piece by piece, the hulking metal monstrosity gives way to a soft, pretty girl
>You'll never bathe the sweat off her and massage her breasts, somewhat sore from being pressed against the metal plating, and tanking blows all day.
>You'll never watch her abs quiver as you run your fingers down them, as she blushes and says she's ashamed to show you such an "un-girly" body
>You'll never snuggle her in her bedroll as she needs to recharge her onee-san meter.

>> No.13852504

>>13852484
>Needle teeth

Only think I don't like about this, personally. Otherwise, she sounds cute. The thought of a ragdoll girl with woollen insides who can be stuck through with pins, and be able to laugh it off appeals to me.

>> No.13852506

>>13852498
>You'll never snuggle her in her bedroll as she needs to recharge her onee-san meter.
That hurts the most.

>> No.13852511

>>13852498
>She turned into a holst due to some momano mana exposure in her food
>She's, strangely enough, developed a bit of a sadistic streak with those she beats.
>More than once you found her atop some fresh faced young paladin-chan, a smile on her face and her teat in there mouth, making them taste the pleasure that awaits them as they whine from their plate getting too tight.

>> No.13852514

>>13852495
The question is, how long until she'd acquire a taste for teasing you with oiled/lubed up intercrural, hotdogging and ab rubs without putting it in, until you're pent up enough to leave an imprint of her in the mattress when you finally snap.

>> No.13852515

>>13852498
>You'll never watch her abs quiver as you run your fingers down them, as she blushes and says she's ashamed to show you such an "un-girly" body
I'm not sure what hurts more, that or >>13852506

>> No.13852516

>>13852511
>Holst
>Not minotaurus
I'd drink some buffcow milk. But I'm more of an undeadfag, if she had to turn I'd rather she turn into a wight deathknight.

>> No.13852517

>>13852483
I'll grow out of it eventually, but you will always be a faggot.

>> No.13852520

>>13852425
Either a Dark Elf or Dark Matter would be my choice.

>> No.13852522

>>13851534
Thank you Anon.

>> No.13852524

>>13852516
>Raise her as a deathknight
>Instead of feeding them her milk she gives them the "kiss of death", filling them with so much negative energy that they become zombies.
>the taste of life makes her a bit more active than normal, in addition to its power boost, and she usually requests a reward from you for each victory.
Contrarily, she seems to love headpats the most.

>> No.13852527

>>13852511
>Holst girl dominating Paladin girls and bringing them home for the two of you
Down boner. Would be better if she was a Minotaur though.

>> No.13852529

>>13852514
>She lays hands on you after you cum to make you hard again
>She proceeds to milk you for hours with every crease on her body

>> No.13852530

>>13852524
I want to headpat a death knight so bad...

>> No.13852531

>>13852527
Chose holst because their milk actually does stuff, although a buff minotaur making them drink would be nice as well.

>> No.13852538

>>13852517
Eh, I've been called worse.

>> No.13852539

>>13852524
>Pulls you into her bedroll every night for cuddles
>Even if you go to sleep in your own, you wake up with her next to you
>Doesn't actually fuck you every time, some nights she just wants to have you close
>Once a mercenary paladin, ever since you helped her through into undeath, she'll now only adventure with you
>Constantly reminds you how much she'd like it if you could settle down with her at her place that she bought after a particularly lucrative stint, instead of living out of inns and taverns
>Insists you pay her in headpats for her time
>Absolutely loses her shit if harm comes your way, to the extent that out of pity for the enemy, you trained in evasion and agility

>> No.13852542

>>13852530
>She starts nuzzling into your hand as you do as the newly raised zombie, jealous, groans for one too, her old holy symbols still on her.

>> No.13852543

>>13852494
>Infront of you is a goat girl with armour that's obviously too big for her
Unacceptable! First that armor needs to get fitted. Then she's getting all the loving imaginable.

>> No.13852548

>>13852494
>Every time she beats another paladin girl (some of whom remember her) she takes them to the dungeon and converts them.
>You soon have a little harem of sabbath paladins that call you oniichan and love to snuggle.

>> No.13852550

>>13852542
>newly raised zombie
>her old holy symbols still on her.
Literally yuri murder kisses that reanimate the dead Paladins as her goons? Fucking shit that's hot. I bet I'd get hard as hell watching the victims twitch and fall limp as her darkness envelops them, and then have standing intercrural with her as the zombie groans jealously.

>> No.13852551

>>13847818
Alp. And a fucking empty tube of Pringles.

>> No.13852558

>>13852551
Wait no, it wasn't empty. Fuck yeah. Hooray for Alps reminding me of left over food.

>> No.13852563

>>13852550
Energy drain is a wonderful thing.

>> No.13852566

>>13852477
>Familaiar in small plate armor

So much armored sex and creampies.

>> No.13852578

>>13852550
I'd get jelly, and she'd probably tease me about it. That's the problem with girls too good. I mean I guess fucking her would make me feel better, but still. Maybe that was her plan all along, getting her body to remember that it's mine.

>> No.13852586

>>13852563
What if she loses a fight? She needs a lot of energy that you're gonna have to inject straight into her mouth...

Would energy drain irrumation feel anything like blue Dragon zapjobs?

>> No.13852589

>>13852484
>all those needles
>trying to get sucked
>trying to put it in
Must be fun

>> No.13852591

>>13852586
>If she has the kiss of death that takes, you have the kiss of life that gives
>She gets jealous and pouty when you have to give kisses out to heal other people
I could do this.

>> No.13852595

>>13852586
Well, it used to be that it would feel like you were wasting away, strength leaving you till your heart struggled to even beat.

I imaging that the demon lords gift would make it feel like your nerves alight with pleasure and your body felt warm and heavy as if falling asleep, leading into slow, tender cuddle sex.

>> No.13852600

>>13852595
>Getting a knockout deepthroat and having her cuddle up to you for a nap afterwards
I might consider sabotaging her fights if this is what happens when she loses.

>> No.13852603

>>13852600
But then what are you going to do with all the paladins?
If she doesn't beat them then who will?

>> No.13852606

>>13852603
Leave 'em to that sabathite ex-pally who's busy converting them all into lolis.

>> No.13852610

>>13852603
I'm gonna stalk them and tell some Paladin-loving anon where they live. A married Paladin is almost as good as a dead one.

>> No.13852613
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13852613

Hey guys, I wrote a thing involving a lewd pink haired angel named Haohi (also known as .less's love child), and now I can finally do a proper release.


http://pastebin.com/1eAuLeFS
Uncensored:
http://i.imgur.com/6IQquxR.png

>> No.13852619

>>13851997
I was wondering what happened to this series. I forgot you're a fairly slow writer. But I love me your stories, TB.

>> No.13852622

>>13852613
>I wrote a thing involving a lewd pink haired angel named Haohi
>Haohi
It already doesn't sound that compelling.

>> No.13852626

>>13852613
Does she get reamed by any kind of animal or non-sapient monster?

>> No.13852629

>>13852613
Nah, I'm good.

>> No.13852636
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How does one lethalize Living Dolls?

>> No.13852640

>>13852636
Introducing Asimov's Three Laws?

>> No.13852642

>>13852613
I dunno dude. I expected /d/. All I got was a slut with double standards. But I mean, that was the content. The writing was good.

>> No.13852646
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>>13852636
Just give them guns.

>> No.13852654

>>13852636
I want to make little living doll murakumo units.

>> No.13852668
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>>13852654
Apparently the ES units are less organic than your typical Murakumo unit, considering the fact they existed 150 before Blazblue.
I still need to look up a synopsis on XBlaze at some point.

>> No.13852672
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>>13852619
Yeah, I can be pretty slow. Unfortunately, I need a bit of time to roll around some ideas before I put them on paper. At least now I have a bit of an outline.

And thanks for reading. I really appreciate it.

>> No.13852674

It's your turn to pick your daughteru up from high school! How do you embarrass her in front of her friends?

>> No.13852681

>>13852674
Run up, give her a big old hug, and offer to carry her to the car on my back, like when she was little. Or, alternatively, don't embarrass her at all, and try to get her friends to mess with her for me. Either way works.

>> No.13852687

>>13852674
Headpats, cuddles, pet names and piggybacks. Tell her I spoke to that boy she likes.

>> No.13852689

>>13852674
I grab her butt.

>> No.13852690

>>13852674
Drive up in the car with the windows rolled down while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI at the top of my lungs.

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http://www.sta.sh/0uvc8gl7ouh

It's a big image so can't post the full version here, hope you enjoy

>> No.13852697
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>>13852444
Maou Dragon Princess are olev

>> No.13852698

>>13852674
Walk out of the car dressed in ceremonial knight armour, complete with royal blue cape and quetzalcoatl feather-plumed helmet. Then offer my hand to her and act as if I'm an old-timey knight, treating her as a fair maiden princess in front of all of her friends.

Alternatively, I could get a jackal version of one of those horse head masks, and act completely normal while wearing it.

>> No.13852699

>>13852690
Oh fuck you. Just when I managed to forget that ever existed.

>> No.13852702

>>13852699
I'll have my waifu sing the parts with the female vocalist.

>> No.13852704

>>13852693
I remember seeing the WIP for this, and I never expected that it would looks this good.

>> No.13852706

>>13852690
Father of the year.

>> No.13852710

>>13852693
Yo, now those are colours. Brilliant, great, amazing.

Although, something seems off about the jabby's face. Maybe it's the sharpness of the chin, or how angular the face is. Or the steep curve of the nose and how far back the eye is.
Hmm.

Regardless, it looks good.

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>>13852693
Looks fucking great jabberfag

you filthy dragonslut

>> No.13852712

>>13852702
Family of the year.
What species?
Because I have the image of an Anon and minotaur doing this.

>> No.13852713

>>13852693
Oh, I remember that. Turned out better than expected.

>> No.13852718

>>13852712
Just imagine it with whichever of my top 5 favs you find most hilarious
Ushi-Oni
Manticore
Jinko
Hellhound
Kraken

>> No.13852727

>>13852718
Ok,

Ushi is best because theres a huge spider singing the girl bits while you do male, all while this little ushi with a pink bear backpack is blushing while you pull up.

>> No.13852734

>>13852613
Slutty exhibitionist angel and her whipped husband, almost felt bad for Akai.

She's a bitch but a well written bitch is nice once in a while, good stuff.

>> No.13852743 [DELETED] 

>>13852734
I wonder if she'll get gangbanged in the afterparty whilst monsterboy-kun cries and jerks himself off with his 4 arms, only to have her mounted by a dog and ahego, moaning about how dogknot is better than her husband's dick.

>> No.13852744

>>13852693
Not a fan of the way you abstract facial anatomy, with the nasolabial angle being basically nonexistent. The right foot looks weird, and the whole right leg looks like it's shorter, even when accounting for it's position during that phase of normal gait.

On the other hand I do love the color usage.

>> No.13852750

>>13852339
I can't find uncensored version anywhere.. Anyone have it?

>> No.13852764

>>13852750
If the artist's pixiv doesn't have it, chances are it doesn't exist.

>> No.13852777

>>13852613
Damn, .less' waifu is pretty slutty, so it probably would take much to entice her into a public gangbang or some shit.
Then again, that may also apply to Laska and Leona.

>> No.13852781

>>13852693
As this duckling >>13852744 put it, glorious coloring. The overall style is quite memorizing.
My only issue with it are her paws and legs that look too simplified to me, and her feet also seem like they'd be better being fairly bigger.

>> No.13852792

>>13847337
KEK

>> No.13852798

>>13852792
The funny thing is shoggoths are a double edged sword. They are shit for the same things that make them a best. Probably more futa enabling than even slimes.

>> No.13852804

>>13852798
The funny thing is that you think anyone who wants to draw or talk about a futa version of monster girls will focus on putting dicks on the ones that have tentacles instead of the ones they generally like.

>> No.13852811

>>13852804
>Shoggoths aren't generally liked
Hey, fuck you too pal. I'm having my kiss-addicted melting maid and you can't stop me.

>> No.13852814

>>13852781
>duckling

I've been called many colorful things on the internet over the years, but this still feels like one of the weirdest.

>> No.13852815

>>13847448
>Which girl marked the beginning of the end for you?
Harbingers of the End Times: manticore, sandworm and tentacle.
True beginning of The End: cait shit.

>> No.13852816

>>13851679
It just got short near the end because I was running out of steam. Also I was tired as fuck and couldn't really think of anything.
I'm taking a little break anyway.

>> No.13852820

>>13852804
>Shoggoths
>Not liked

She's a maido to rival the kiki, she's olev.

>> No.13852821

>>13852798
Come on man, I don't want that kinda shit to impede Shoggoth meido discussions.

>> No.13852823

>>13847424
This.

>> No.13852828

>>13852814
Live with it.

>> No.13852832
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13852832

well, Myuute just showed up in the new Gate episode, so I guess we'll get the Persia and the other maids in 2 episodes or so

Also ch 48 TL is up

>> No.13852833

>>13852821
Eh, dedicated shitters would realize soon enough. I was just pointing out that the shoggoth's complete manipulation of her form is interesting in that it's as good as it is bad. Do you guys think KC should have worked harder to define her or are you happy? I personally love that I can turn her into a literal puddle of dere.

>> No.13852834

>>13852832
Yeesh, the difference in artstyle is jarring,

>> No.13852836

>>13852832
Holy shit, the anime looks terrible compared to the manga. Who would allow those bland as fuck designs?

>> No.13852837

>>13852777
Which writefag's waifu is the least slutty?

>> No.13852839

>>13852834
Are the animators the same doing Pokemon right now? it looks eerily similar.

>> No.13852840

>>13852811
Let me rephrase that for you: anyone that wants futa MGs will probably push futa versions of whatever MGs they like (which may or may not include Shoggoths), because they like them, not because they have tentacles.

I never made any assertions about the reception of Shoggoths.

>> No.13852845

>>13852840
Yes, and? You're stating something pretty obvious here, what's your point?

>> No.13852846

>>13852833
I wouldn't mind seeing the lovey dovey touchy-feely stuff mentioned in her profile.
>>13852837
I don't think the writefags outside of the ones in .less' clique portray their waifus in such a manner, that's to say if our writefags even have waifus to write about.

>> No.13852848

>>13852833
>Do you guys think KC should have worked harder to define her or are you happy?
He did fine. Much more definition would've started taking too many options away from his readers to headcanon with, much less would've left us with another generic slime.

>> No.13852850

>>13852845
My point is them being "futa enabling" as per the logic of >>13852798 is dumb.

>> No.13852858

>>13852850
I just meant it's less a leap in logic. Not that logic really ever factors into slapping dicks onto things.

>>13852846
>I wouldn't mind seeing the lovey dovey touchy-feely stuff mentioned in her profile.
Seconded. I'd like to see her sneak replicas of herself into her master's hands.
>Trying to get the remote to work
>Pressing all the buttons, lightly smack the battery carriage
>Shoggoth meido behind you is blushing, squirming and moaning.

>> No.13852861

>>13852846
>>13852858
Envelopment hugs.
Though I guess Slimes can do that too.

>> No.13852867

>>13852858
Come to think, she'd need to be able to feel/shape her pieces remotely, right? There are plenty of objects around that I don't want a cord on, even a long thin one so she'd need to adjust for that. Sounds weird for a vaguely biological being though.

>> No.13852869

>>13852674
I meme at her and speak in the language of teenagers.

>> No.13852873

>>13852867
I was pondering that. I think everything would need a cord. but it coud be as thin as a hair and adhesive to walls and shit, so you wouldn't notice and they wouldn't get in the way.
>>13852861
>Envelopment hugs
How about Shoggoth Battlemeidos which you can wear like armor?

>> No.13852877

>>13852873
Death Knight wearing a Battlemeido that sucks on her small breasts and lewd mouth.

>> No.13852879

>>13852861
If we take her need to replace every object you use to it's natural conclusion, she'll want to be the clothes you wear.
When you put on a shirt, she's hugging you tight, keeping you warm and snug with her silk touch. When you wear pants, she's just wrapped around your legs, slowly sucking you off throughout the day, ready to give you the blowjob of a lifetime at a single signal to her. No one would be any the wiser as you shoot your load into the fabric, feeling it change against your dick into warm, gooey lips, greedily assimilating your semen.

>> No.13852881

>>13852873
>How about Shoggoth Battlemeidos which you can wear like armor?
Dear lord, I think we've finally beaten normal slime armor.
>Can actually provide hard plates to protect from... stuff.
>Eyes fucking everywhere means enhanced situational awareness
>Transmogrification hax means she's both armor AND a gun/sword/mace/whatever
>Also you can finally do something with your battle boner

Oh yes.

>> No.13852884

>>13852881
>>Also you can finally do something with your battle boner
...And then Anon was defeated because he fell to his knees, twitching, as his waifu brought him to orgasm at an inopportunate moment.

>> No.13852885

>>13852879
I never knew how much I wanted blowjob pants.

>> No.13852888

I want to plan a gothic murder mystery LARP with a wight!

>> No.13852891

>>13852881
Getting a blowjob while fighting? Sign me in.

>> No.13852896

>>13852884
Conversely she could also HELP by providing orgasm at extremely opportune times or making you buck your hips just right. Besides, any waifu you wear into battle had better be ready to actually help you stay in the fight, she'd be more careful than that.

>> No.13852899

>>13852820
Shoggiths are shit, kikis are the one true maid.

>> No.13852905

>>13852879
How does it actually work though? Is she literally the clothes? Like, if she's acting as your suit does that mean she can't act independently in her usual maid mode? That said, a morphing set of clothes would be pretty neat.
>She even grows earphones on the inside of your hoodie that when you put in is just her whispering lewdly, and softly singing to you, sweetly. And recordings of her masturbating and calling your name.
>You pull out your phone to find it replaced with an identical phone, but with lewd pics of her as the background, and her as your only contact.

>> No.13852910

>>13852891
>you cum
>lose your balance
>get hit with a level 5 lightning bolt
>you and your waifu are vaporized

Dick thinkers...

>> No.13852912

>>13852879
>>13852905
And suddenly we're close to having a Symbiote waifu.

>> No.13852913

I get the feeling that we're slowly going to start building up an armoury based on various monstergirls.

>Slimegirl symbiotic armour
>Basically like wearing a suit of flubber
>Say goodbye to impacts and extreme temperatures

>Shoggoth symbiotic armour
>Little bit harder, able to form objects and weaponry from her own armour body like the BLADE system from Vanquish

Anything else? I was thinking of lassoing a barometz and swinging her around like a soft, bouncy flail. That might be fun.

>> No.13852915

>>13852913
Using a baby Wurm as a whip/maul?

>> No.13852919

>>13852910
>lose balance
How do you cum, man? I just spurt my white goo and tense. I don't go into spasms and fall to my knees. I could cum standing no problem, at the worst I'd buck my hips once or twice involuntarily. Besides all the blowjobs and shit would be for after the fight, not during. Are you daft?

>> No.13852921

>>13852905
>and her as your only contact
Bad maid! Bad! That is not how you phone! I need those contacts to do master things with!

>>13852913
Yeti extreme cold gear
lava golem extreme heat gear

>> No.13852922

>>13852913
Harpy jetpacks? Each subspecies would have different abilities or powers.

>> No.13852930

>>13852899
Please, Kikis are controlling bitches who won't be happy unless you're molded into their ideal.

Shoggoths will love you for who you are.

>> No.13852931

>>13852913
I guess this raises a question:

How do you feel about your monster waifu wanting to be your clothing? Wanting to put her life on the line to keep you safe from whatever may happen?

>> No.13852932

>>13852921
>Bad maid! Bad! That is not how you phone! I need those contacts to do master things with!

>She sheepishly reveals your actual phone, but pouts, saying it would be nice if you only used her.
How do you react, master?

>> No.13852934

>>13852932
Can she turn into a meatphone with all of my old contacts too?

>> No.13852938

>>13852930
Anon, don't be silly. Kikis know exactly what to do to make you the best you you can be!

>> No.13852941

>>13852921
>Yeti extreme cold gear
>It's dozens of loli yetis all clinging to you
>The yeti covering your face tries not to laugh as your breath tickles her tummy

>>13852922
>Land harpy jetpacks
>They just boost along the ground like a horizontal thruster

>> No.13852945

>>13852931
Well, if she's my monstergirl waifu, she's probably going to be better at protecting me than I am at protecting her.
Still, no point in her sacrificing herself for me. If she dies and I'm left alive and alone, what's the point any more?

>> No.13852948

>>13852931
I'm fine with it I guess. I'd have to ramp my awareness up to 11 though so I don't put her in harms way.

>>13852934
Would you really want that though? She might feel strange having another man's contact essentially tattooed to her. she'd do it if you made her, but master's phone is only for her and master, after all.

>> No.13852967

>>13852919
>getting a blowjob WHILE fighting

Go home anon you're drunk.

>> No.13852971

>>13852941
>Normal harpies are the most basic, no real flaws

>Black harpies work in groups and are ferocious attackers, dive-bombing any threats while one flies you around

>Sirens and Gandharvas have an AoE musical debuffing ability

>Crow Tengus aren't as strong as the rest, but are the fastest and know some nifty tricks as well.

>> No.13852976

>>13852930
>being a piece of shit in the first place

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>>13852905
You know what I want? Legs. I want her raise the front of her meaty dress and show me some supple, slender legs in a black pantyhose. Then put my head between her soft thighs and she will gently squeeze my face while murmuring in a cheerfull tone how of a pervy master I am.

>> No.13852987

>>13852976
Are you angry no one is talking about your old and busted maid?

>>13852967
But that's the opposite of what I was saying!

>> No.13852994

>>13852976
>not being a piece of shit
>in this thread where we talk about our waifus with animal parts, feathers, horns, spadetails and tentacles

>> No.13852995

>>13852987
>opposite

>>13852891

>> No.13852997

>>13852919
Not that guy, but I almost always go full agehao while cumming, but then again I also take a lot of time to fap, like 2 or 3 hours.

>> No.13852999

>>13852987
>Leo u mad

Not like I expected anything from madness shitters anyway.

>> No.13853000

>>13852995
That wasn't me.

>>13852999
Shut up Leo. U mad.

>> No.13853003

>>13852971
I want a young Harpy to fall asleep on my stomach

>> No.13853004 [DELETED] 

>>13852994
>everyone in 4chin is an asocial, fat, pedo, transexual, jobless mentally ill person.

No.

>> No.13853008

>>13852938
On the other hand the Shoggoth is telling me none of that is necessary, and that maybe I should skip work today and spend that time having sex with her on the coffee table while her tentacles are cleaning the living room.

And then she won't even need to multitask when she replaces all of that with self cleaning furniture!

>> No.13853030

>>13853004
Yes

>> No.13853034

>>13853008
So, essentially, it's now a conscience thing. Kikis being the good conscience, Shoggoths the bad conscience.

>> No.13853037

>>13852971
Doesn't the MGE entry also imply that Crow Tengus are archivists and librarians?

>> No.13853039

>>13853008
Why not both? Kikis and shoggoths should be united to better please their master!

>> No.13853040

>>13853004
I'm actually quite fit and have a thing for christmas cakes.

>> No.13853046

>>13853037
It also says that all the studies they do gives them some sort magical powers and they're fst as well.

>> No.13853049

>>13853004
>transexual
Nice try transnigger.

>> No.13853052

>>13853008
>>13853034
I just think that Shoggoths aren't so concerned with how their master is viewed outwardly by society, whereas Kikis are.

>> No.13853058

>>13853039
>Hire a kiki
>It turns out she's merged with a shoggoth, disguised as the kiki's own maid outfit
>Two for one maid deal

I'm not really one for maids, but I think I'd take that.

>> No.13853059

>>13847305
>undine took the lead

>> No.13853065

>>13853046
The entry also said that they investigate human history and human family trees, too. I guess I just headcanoned them as keeping massive libraries full of human history records.

>> No.13853078

>>13853065
They mostly do that to find the cutest bot near them so they can have their babies.

>> No.13853080

>>13853058
>Christmas cake Elder Shoggoth who wingmans for Kikis looking to seduce their master. Turns into the most appealing clothes for the body type, performs chores perfectly, helps the kiki cook meals tasty enough to make any man want to marry her.
>Leaves as the master/kiki relationship blooms, glad to have done her job, resigned to the fact that while she's happy to see love blossom for other girls, she's a little sad no master would want an old maid like her.

>> No.13853086

>>13853078
I still like the idea of hundreds of Crow Tengu maintaining a giant library full of human history like that one from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

>> No.13853089

>shoggoths are maids

I don't get it, and I'm a Lovecraft fan. Weren't they meant to be an alien, genetically engineered beast of burden for the Old Ones who got smart and took over their cities?

>> No.13853090

>>13853080
>Lol I not helping her be loved by the master as well

What is this bullshit?

>> No.13853091

>>13852008
Interesting factoid, but apparently on his Twitter, KC mentioned that, once you're a Shoggoth Incubus and have that whole "Slime-Guy" effect going, if you were to interact with a regular slime girl, it'd be just as intermingling and lewd as all sex with your Shoggoth.

I think the real thing that we should take away from this...is Shoggoths being ultra-yandere at the mere sight of a standard slime-girl.

>> No.13853094

>>13853089
Welcome to moetown bitch!

>> No.13853097

>still no more Lanternon Paladin
Suffering.

>> No.13853100

>>13853089
Exactly. The Shoggoths were servants for the old ones. MGE Shoggoth is a maid, a type of servant.

>> No.13853106

>>13853089
>Its nearest comprehensible analogue is a vast, onrushing subway train as one sees it from a station platform? The great black front looming colossally out of infinite subterranean distance, constellated with strangely colored lights and filling the prodigious burrow as a piston fills a cylinder.

>But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy speed and driving before it a spiral, re-thickening cloud of the pallid abyss-vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train? A shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳.

>> No.13853111

>>13853094
Kill yourself.

>> No.13853123

>>13853089
Less beasts of burden and more servants. Which is what maids are, really.

>>13853090
Not every one wants to be a cuck. Sometimes it's nice to have some one who is committed to you and only you. How would you feel if you had the perfect wingman who's only condition was he gets to fuck your girl, too? At the same time, even.

>> No.13853127

>>13853106
I love At the Mountains of Madness, but I forgot that line.

It also made me chuckle, imagining the explorers running terrified from a Shoggoth brandishing a broom shouting "Tekeli-li!" after them. and because of MGE I bet the word translates to "Husband!"

>> No.13853128
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I want to dominate the BBQ business with my Hellhound waifu.

>> No.13853137

I think I might like shoggoths even more than kikis. Nureonago still a best, though.

>> No.13853142

>>13853059
Shamefur dispray.

>> No.13853143

>>13853128
I want to endlessly shitpost in /mgt/ while everyone else gets a loving monster wife.

>> No.13853148

>>13853111
There's a price to be paid for being in the MGE. All those unknowable horrors from beyond the stars? Reduced to anon's cumdumpsters. Cry the fuck more.

>> No.13853149

>>13853143
But anon, shitpost is you're waifu

>> No.13853152

>>13852948
>Would you really want that though?
Yes. If she's going to be a cute goddamn phone, she needs to do cute phone things. If she's not happy with that she can be a headset instead.

>master's phone is only for her and master, after all.
Even kikis know better than that, come now.

>> No.13853156

>>13853123
I see your point, but monsters aren't humans are they?

>> No.13853158

>>13853143
No fair, I want to be alone and post on /mgt/ whilst everyone else has monstergirl sex too.

>> No.13853169

>>13853158
Too bad anon, I thought of it first.

>> No.13853174

>>13853152
Huh. You sound like you actually use your phone. I send texts once a blue moon. Certainly isn't something I'd mind if she wanted to keep it between us. I'll just buy another shittier phone.

>>13853156
I feel that they are roughly analogous. I am reminded again of the double standards in these threads.

>> No.13853195

>>13853174
You say that like monsters don't get away with a lot of shit as well.

>> No.13853205

>>13853195
Oh please, these threads are biased towards humans more then anything.

>> No.13853208

>>13853174
>I'll just buy another shittier phone.
So now you have one phone that's only good for "calling" the woman so close to you that you could whisper and she'd hear every word, and another shitty phone that does what your first phone should do in the first place. Naw.

I don't use my phone a terrible large amount, but when I do I expect it to be a phone. And a fax machine. And a GPS. And a computer. You know what I mean. What I'm saying is, I'm upset on principal. Don't give me an obvious downgrade and try to tell me it's better. And she calls herself a maid.
>This kills the shoggoth.

>> No.13853210

>>13853195
I don't say it like anything. I don't really have an opinion on the doublestandards in these threads other than that they exist. It's just kinda interesting to take into consideration sometimes I guess.

>> No.13853220

>>13853205
Careful not to fall for it.jpg

>> No.13853232

>>13846915
Can i fuck it and keep my sanity?

>> No.13853234

>>13853220
It's true. Saying you don't want to treat monstergirls like cattle gets you "le traitor" responses half the time. Not to mention how many stories people would bitch about if the roles were revered.

>> No.13853240 [DELETED] 

>>13853208
Well, she's crying now and apologizing for being a useless maid. She just wanted to feel special to you, she didn't mean to be a nuisance to you. The phone now has all the same contacts, plus numbers you wish you had but keep forgetting to grab, on top of having a faster processing speed due to being partially bio-based.

So, uh... good job, master. You got your phone as the cost of a girl's tears. Was it worth it?

>>13853220
>Everything is bait
Must be nice being a fish, huh?

>> No.13853250

>>13853205
>implying it's not the opposite
KekOverflowException.

>> No.13853253

>>13853210
There are no double standards, there is give and take. Yoh want to have a harem? Go ahead, we'll take your sense of time so you fuck us all.

You want to Dick your kid or she wants to V you? No problem, we'lI warp your morals so you pay it no mind.

You can't go all night? Think nothing of it, we'll make you an incubus that can fuck like a pornstar on meth, and a huge dong. In exchange, we'll give you magic aids so if you EVER! think to go back to human pussy, you'll monsterize them.

And so on. I could get really autistic, but I'm on my phone so I can't be bothered.

>> No.13853256

>>13853240

just give her some loving to make up for it

>> No.13853261

>>13853240
>You got your phone as the cost of a girl's tears. Was it worth it?
Survey says... yes. Calling her a shitty maid so directly was a bit much so I apologize and give her a sexy back rub or a kiss maybe, but shit. At least now we know each other's boundaries better, but that was some needy 3DPD logic she was applying while pretending to be a maid AND fucking with my phone. This was very not okay.

>> No.13853266

>>13853253
>There are no double standards
In these threads? Bullshit

>You want to Dick your kid or she wants to V you? No problem
Yet SS is often reviled. Obviously, I don't speak for everyone. Maybe it's just a vocal minority

>> No.13853267

I find the current discussion on Double Standards rather interesting, after people complaining about that story Aftyn wrote earlier.

>> No.13853271

>>13853261
>fucking with my phone
So you're one of those people.

>> No.13853278

>>13853250
That's exactly why there's so many stories about monsters mindbreaking and mutilating smug human bullies, or gaining harem with zero effort with the power of the V, or monsters generally treating men like garbage with no rights without any one complaining.

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>> No.13853287

>>13853271
So it would seem? I dunno, I tend to take the best care of my belongings I can (generally), so I take exception when someone else messes with them on purpose. This applies especially to higher end electronics; I would've come close to flying off the handle if she'd done something similar to my computer.

>> No.13853294

>>13853278
Um...yeah, obviously.

>> No.13853300

>>13853278
>monsters generally treating men like garbage with no rights
>implying this isn't practically threadcanon at this point

>> No.13853302

>>13853287
I don't own much that I care enough to fly off the handle about so I can't relate to you. I certainly don't mind if she wants to fuck with my phone.

>> No.13853308

>>13853300
It's dumb. The only reason people do this is so they can stroke their hateboner and justify their edgy fantasies.

>> No.13853312

I may have missed it in all the fighting but SSS is putting out a new doujin at c88

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=51706480&mode=medium

>> No.13853316

>>13853308
>stroke their hateboner and justify their edgy fantasies

Yeah, it's not like people have actual grievances, nope.

You cracked the code, Holmes.

>> No.13853326

>>13853302
Differences in opinion. The reason my reaction would've been so strong this time is largely intent and the undefensible logic to back that up. She didn't do anything unrecoverable at least so far as we were told about, but deleting every other contact on my phone? To make it better? Because she's my maid? No. Lesser offenses would've just gotten her a stern stare and some kind of verbal reprimand for touching phone-chan without asking.

>> No.13853329

>>13853316
Almost all the time people give a reason for wanting to purge/ruin X girl, its either something they blew up of proportion or they just pulled something out of their ass.

>> No.13853334

>>13853326
You must hate yanderes. Lotta their logic is "undefensible" as you put it. Sucks to be you.

>> No.13853341

>>13853329
[Citation needed]

>> No.13853343

>>13853312
>Liliraune using the pool of nectar between their breasts as a clairvoyant medium

That's pretty neat.

>> No.13853346

>>13853329
That's your opinion, which matters as much as a social studies degree.

>> No.13853349

>>13853334
the dude just wants his phone clear and operational, is it really that hard to understand?

besides, most people wouldn't want to be around actual yanderes in person

>> No.13853352

>>13853349
I dig 'em. Fuck, I proposed the whole "master needs only me" thing anyway. 'Course I dig 'em.

>> No.13853369

>>13853341
Pretty much every thing someone ants to talk about amazons yo get the same guys throwing a tantrum about how they'll never love you and beat you, despite nothing in the official works ever pointing to any of this. Bringing up Krakens or any tentacle monsters will have some people shouting about pegging, and Lilims are worse then Stalin, if you listen to some folks here.

>> No.13853382

>>13853369
>amazons
Usually one guy.
>Krakens
Actually, it's more about them wrecking ships.
>Lilims
And some people say they can literally do no wrong.

>> No.13853384

[Monstergirl A] spooning you while you spoon [Monstergirl B].

Now fill in the blanks.
Example: Sleepy hellhound spooning you while you spoon a loli dog-girl.

>> No.13853387

>>13853384

Lilim spooning you while you spoon her.

Lilimception.

Ahhnnnn~

>> No.13853390

>>13853312
>p.1-3: wait what, a girl MC? yuri?
>p. 4: fuck, that was a guy?!
I mean, feminine boys are fine, but... did he really have to make him a 85% girl?

>> No.13853392

>>13853384
Threeway spooning sets my autism off. Best to just lie on your back and give each girl an arm and a side.

>>13853382
>And some people say they can literally do no wrong.
>Not just traitorbait

>> No.13853394

>>13853384
>A Shoggoth spooning you while you spoon a loli version of her. She's also the bed.

>> No.13853397

>>13853384
Amazon spooning me while I spoon a crow tengu.

>> No.13853399

>>13853394
but then who was phone?
Shoggoth-chan was phone too

>> No.13853400

>>13853384
>ushi-oni spooning me while i spoon a manticore
Sounds good to me if she can keep her tail out of the way.

>> No.13853405

>>13853384
Praying Mantis spooning you while you spoon orchid Mantis.

>> No.13853407

>>13853394
Noice.

>> No.13853408

>>13853392
>traitorbait
Fair, but statistically, some are bound to be serious about it.

>> No.13853410

>>13853312
Oh dammit all, had to be a trap.

I still await actual goddamn yuri with liliraune. Fuck this half-assed "they're lesbians but not really" shit.

>> No.13853424

>>13853405
>orchid Mantis

Dang, that's a good idea. She'd look all fair and graceful, pinks and whites and yellows. Their insect parts would look very slightly like flowers, too.

>> No.13853431

>>13853410
Too bad you fucking faggot, word of god says dyke monsters don't exist.

>> No.13853437

>>13853431
[citation needed]

>> No.13853444

>>13853384
That example sounds good to me, man. Really good, actually.

>> No.13853456

>>13853437
One of the Q&A answers. KC was asked what happens if a pair of carpet munchers gets monsterized, and the answer was that they'd start wanting D instead.

>> No.13853460

>>13853431
Word of god can eat shit.

This is like if scylla had normal human legs and the tentacles were just a prop, or if Alice suddenly aged to 18 and got huge tits the moment you took off her dress. You don't start appealing to a fetish and then do an u-turn right in the middle of it.

>> No.13853463

>>13853456
>>13853431
So you mean exclusively lesbian? Bi monsters are not only canon, but the most numerous.

"Many monsters can change human women into monsters themselves. Through the act of sexual intercourse, they change these women into monsters by pouring their Demonic Essence into them. This is the most common, and efficient, way for "Monsterization" to occur.

During the close contact of sexual intercourse, monsters will stay glued to a woman pouring their Demonic Essence into her. "

>> No.13853467

>>13853456
And then they pair up to get a guy.
Nice

>> No.13853482

>>13853463
Also, in the case of liliarune, yuri would be very common as monsters love pleasure second only to dick, and if no dick is in the immediate facility, you bet they'd be mashing muffs until dick becomes available. You anti-yuri hardliners are fucking stupid ontop of being fags.

>> No.13853483

>>13853463
Yeah, and any faggotry is just business. They prefer cocks 100% of the time.

>> No.13853484

So, it's finally happened. You know that cute monster girl you've been hanging out with lately? The one who's your absolute favorite species and is into all the same things as you're into? She's finally asked you out.

One problem, though. In order to date you, she has to defeat your Seven Evil Ex-Girlfriends. And they were all monsters.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Roll 6 times to determine what your beautiful dream girl needs to go through to save you.
>Roll 1: The lame warmup fight. Even though she can float and summon hipster incubi to fight alongside her, she's not exactly hard to beat.
>Roll 2: A bit harder. She has super-strength, but even though she's evil, she's not a dick or anything. She's just fighting because she wants you back.
>Roll 3: Psychic powers. Seems to think that just because she's semi-famous, she can do anything she wants.
>Roll 4: Teleportation and enhanced agility.
>Roll 5: Twins of this species. They're experts in magic and prefer to build simple golems made out of steel and let them fight for them
>Roll 6: The final monster ex. Super-intelligent, rich, famous, an expert in inventing new devastating spells.

Good luck, and here's hoping your dream girl wins!

>> No.13853489

>>13853484
Do heroes count?

>> No.13853490

>>13853463
Intimacy is just a means to turn them into monsters in that case, not the end goal itself.

>> No.13853493

>>13853489
No, and neither do non-Species pages. If you roll a prisoner fruit or roll a species twice, reroll.

>> No.13853494

>>13853482
So many citations needed.

>> No.13853496

>>13853483
>is just business
Oh no, they love it.

"The most iconic monster known for using this method is the Succubus. For the hedonistic Succubi the process is almost as enjoyable as intercourse with a man and as such it is a relatively common practice. The human women targeted for transformation into a monster are given the greatest sexual pleasure possible, reaching climax dozens of times during the sexual intercourse. As these women are given pleasure, the Demonic Essence flooding into the becomes them becomes greater the more they climax. Also, during this sexual intercourse, they are taught to enjoy their own sexual preferences."

So why don't you just shut the fuck up instead of complaining when people post about things you don't like. some dudes offhand comment doesn't deserve a shitstorm.

>>13853490
Yeah, sure. No one said that dick wasn't the end game. But intimacy continues long into monsterization. They just end up looking for dick together.

>> No.13853499

>>13853483
>any faggotry is just business
This is retarded. You're retarded.

Monsters don't do "business", they're all rape all the time. They like the d more than the v, but if there are no dicks available they will happily munch carpets all day even if the other girl's a monster.

We're even told this in entries like devil bug and liliraune and such.

>> No.13853500

>>13853484
Does Druella count?

>> No.13853501

>>13853494
"The two women correspond with a stamen and pistil, and perhaps for that reason, they seek one another. Their bodies are always intertwined as they have sex. Due to that, their nectar is riper compared to that of ordinary alraune, its effects as an aphrodisiac and stamina enhancer are amplified and it has a thicker, sweet taste. The fragrance sweetly melts the brains of not only human men, but even women and monsters. If the one who smelled it was a human man, then he'll be lured before the two female bodies having sex inside the flower petals. "

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Liliraune

>> No.13853504

>>13853500
No, anon. Anything that is not an actual species of monster does not count, and your waifu cannot be an established character.

>> No.13853507

>>13853504
So can I just replace her with a generic Lilim?

>> No.13853508

>>13853484
>Floating Memecat
Heh
>Superstrong Scylaa
She actually sounds kind of nice in a way.
>Psychic Doppelganger
Oh shit. This would be a great fight to watch.
>Sanic fast Ren Xiongmao
She'll pass out halfway in
>Twin Sea Bishops
Oddly fitting
>Final Boss Amazoness
Now we're getting to the good part. I'm not sure of my waifu can win this one.

>> No.13853510

>>13853507
Well I'll be able to say "Wow anon, that's really OP and no fun at all," but yes, you will.

>> No.13853515

>>13850448
It's not rape if I ask them to come back or eagerly invite to visit during the day.

>> No.13853518

>>13853484
>Lame Slime
>Super strong Chimaera
>Psychic Golem
>Teleporting Mandragora
>Twin Kakuen
>Final Boss: Ushi-Oni

G.M. Chrysler... ...I survived dating a Ushi-Oni?!

>> No.13853519

>Have a Hellhound wife
>And a Hellhound daughter
>She was always a huge daddy's girl
>Then she became a teenager
>She also figured out she was stronger than you
>She started getting defiant, telling you no when you asked her to do things
>You grew up with a younger sister, so you just let her have her rebellious phase like all kids have
>Then she made the mistake of being disrespectful in front of her mother
>Her pitch black butt turned bright red that day, and her rebellious phase ended a lot sooner than you anticipated

>> No.13853523

>>13853519
>not disciplining your daughteru yourself
I want househusbands to leave.

>> No.13853528

>>13853523
Not everyone is as strong as an OP self insert character anon.

>> No.13853532

>>13853484
My waifu is a Jinko, for reference.
>floating, incubi-summoning Charybdis
For some reason I'm imagining barnacle base thing being attached to a small hovercraft.
>Super strength Shoggoth
"I just want my Master back..."
>smug psychic Dark Elf
Oh god. She seems like she'd be an insufferable pain in the ass to fight.
>Superfast teleporting ninja Beelzebub
And the wings would give her one hell of an advantage.
>Twin magical robot-building Cheshires
Oh. Oh dear. If they're identical, imagine all the havoc they could wreak.
And the ultimate final boss is...
>Large Mouse
...GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. ALL THAT BUILDUP FOR THIS?

>> No.13853536

>>13853528
>OP
If you need to be "OP" to be a decent father, you better give up now.

>> No.13853537

>>13853519
>Not instilling respect into her from a young age
She's a daddy's girl. Even if she's stronger than you, your disappointment would cut through her like a knife. Use that, and don't abuse your power. You'll have no problems.

>> No.13853543

>>13853484
>Lame Werecat
>Super strong Living Doll
>Psychic Doppelganger
>Teleporting Alp
>Twin mages Mandragora
>Super Zombie
Well, I'm fairly sure she can handle all of them.

>> No.13853549

>>13853536
If you have an untameable wife and daughter who can easily overpower you then yes, you kinda have to be OP.

>> No.13853551

>>13853543
>>Super Zombie
>Ex
You fucked up, dude! Shoulda stayed with her.

>> No.13853552

>>13853543
>supergenius inventor of new spells
>Zombie
Something ain't adding up here.

>> No.13853561

>>13853549
If you say so.

Also,
>Not being OP for the sake of your child

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Spidergirls are good girls.

>> No.13853565

>>13853501

>Wurm

>Saving me from
>Hipster Hobgoblin
Imersion already broken, I'd just help her not get shit taste

>Superstrong Alp
again, why would I leave a dire alp?

>Psychic apophis
No! Why this happen? She'd be gre- must poison pharaoh with mega holst mil-at, why would I leave her

>Sanic the dryad
So sad

>Twin mimics
One is sofa, the other is loveseat


>P'orc
Ah, the greatest irony of all, my greatest creation come back to get me


Wurmchan's got this, afterwards we will all be friends
Then harem mode is go

>> No.13853566

>>13853551
But I upgraded from her to a Lich, friend. Obviously I love zombies as much as the next guy, but come on. Also, that zombie isn't very nice, so I would have left her anyway.

>>13853552
Hey, don't be like that. She's plenty smart for a Zombie.

>> No.13853570

>>13853561
>having children
>ever

>> No.13853571

>>13853552
She turned into a Wight a long time ago but pretended to be a zombie because she the guy liked huuuuugs~ for waaaaarmth~

>> No.13853574

>>13853549
You call it OP, I call it my weakened state.

>> No.13853579

>>13853384
Jinko spooning me while I spoon a fire mouse.

>> No.13853580

>>13853570
>not furthering your bloodline
My ancestors are smiling at me anon, can you say the same?

>> No.13853592

>>13853566
>Super-intelligent, rich, famous, an expert in inventing new devastating spells.
>Zombie
Imagine the Wight she could have become. I still say you done fuced up, pal.

>> No.13853594

>>13853580
Not him, but I always have the feeling my ancestors are watching me masturbate.

>> No.13853595

>>13853579
I want to douse a Firemouse and quickshot-rape her while she's cold and confused.

>> No.13853600

>>13853594
That's just your Wisp Great-Aunt

>> No.13853601

>>13853594
That seems rough, unless you're into that, I guess...

>> No.13853603

>>13853580
My bloodline is garbage and I'm happy it's ending with me.

>> No.13853609

>>13853603
Well...
At least go out with a bang.

>> No.13853610

>>13853594
I tried to summon my ancestors to destroy my enemies but they all came out as ghost lolis and gangraped me.

0/10 ritual, would not perform again

>> No.13853615

>>13853603
Same. The branch I come from doesn't deserve its own branches.

>> No.13853620

>>13853609
No, I'm going out cold, alone and quietly.

>> No.13853622

>>13853484
>Floating Harpy
Wait, I thought Hummingbirdchan was nice. I think my waifu can take her.
>Super strong Sahuagin
A bit tougher, she just needs to avoid water and stick to strategy.
>Psychic Ignis
Too bad my waifu is immune to fire. On the other hand, so is the Ignis. Psychic powers will be a bitch.
>Can't catch me Cupid
This will really keep her on her toes, one stray arrow and my waifu will be done. Could probably do it by the skin of her teeth though.
>Twin golem building Wights
Too fast and too sneaky to fight the golems, and undead should stay away from fire.
>Smart Kakuen
Can I play 'Kung fu fighting' while they throw down?

>> No.13853623

>>13853610
>0/10 ritual, would not perform again
The fuck are you talking about, that sounds like something to be preformed nightly.

>> No.13853624

>>13853610
Dunmer pls.

>> No.13853639

>>13853595
If you can actually pull that off, she'd husbando you readily.

>> No.13853643

>>13853620
Yeah, that's what they all say.

>> No.13853649

>>13853639
Not sure if she'd want to marry someone who came from one thrust. I guess maybe if she's into micropenis and premature ejaculation shaming...

>> No.13853656

>>13853649
She is if you are. Hinezumi tend to be haughty already, so it'd come naturally to her.

>> No.13853668

>>13853595
I want to give her cheese until the only style she can do is Sumo

>> No.13853669

>>13853600
I wish.

>> No.13853670

>>13853549
>waifuing op monsters without being op

>> No.13853671

>>13853656
I am but I'm not actually a premature ejaculator and my dick is average. I wonder if she'd like to roleplay it...

>> No.13853687

>>13853671
>How dare you put that statistically average thing in me? You'll probably last long enough to give me at least one climax before you place and entirely normal amount of man milk in my womb!

>> No.13853704

>>13853687
I can think of two ways for it to go
>Ahaha desu wa, only the biggest dick that can ream me for hours is good enough for me~ Be thankful that I allow you to help me masturbate!
>she gives a vanilla hand/blowjob until I'm about to come and then pretends to start fresh and gives me a pitying look when I blow immediately from her pinch grip

>> No.13853705
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13853705

Enter the Dragon?

>> No.13853709

>>13853705
No.

>> No.13853713

>>13853705
If she pays well.

>> No.13853714

>>13853705
Eh, I don't like lipstick on my women. No thanks.
This isn't going to end in another week of rain for MGC, is it?

>> No.13853720

>>13853705
Not soon enough.

>> No.13853724

>>13853714
"The forecast for this month calls for rain all month".

>> No.13853728

>>13853724
Shit.

>> No.13853729
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13853729

>>13852941
Yeti armor gear

>> No.13853738

>>13853724
A heavy rain of Ryu tears from our weather forecaster sobbing about being rejected! Bring an umbrella!

AND NOW, POLT WITH SPORTS!

>> No.13853742

>>13853728
In unrelated news, a critical shortage of ice cream has stricken Monstergirl City.

>> No.13853754

>>13853742
So, what you're saying is hugely inflate prices on it temporarily? And have a 50% off sale halfway through, but that's just to get rid of stock before the month is done and still get a profit of over 70%?

>> No.13853760
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13853760

>>13853754
You, I like.

>> No.13853767

>>13853760
>no bushy tail
would not financially submit to

>> No.13853770

>>13853760
unf. Dose thighs. I wanna go bike riding with her and fuck her thighs from behind.

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>>13853767
No ears either, literally just a Human with a dental problem.

The Tanuki in the back of this opium den/brothel, now I wouldn't mind working for her.

>> No.13853774

>>13853767
>>13853773
I'm pretty sure she's in disguise anon.

>> No.13853788

>>13850840

>TFW no real Abomination stories
>Since Harblador is Tentacle Man

>> No.13853798

>>13853788
No one wants to be mindbroken by cosmic horrors tho. Harblador's is the best we'll get, probably.

>> No.13853804

>>13851997

>tfw I just realize the MC's last name is "Cash"
>ironically is dirt poor
>double ironically(?) is being chased by a Tanuki girl

>Tanuki girl chasing after "Cash" perfectly fits the stereotype
>Tanuki girl chasing dirt poor guy destroying the stereotype

I'm sure there's a lesson in here somewhere. Was the choice of name intentional?

>> No.13853806

>>13853773
>Work in a tanuki brothel full of kitsune.
>You bring the girls meals and keep them company to make sure they're in high spirits.
>Basically amounts to being a human body pillow.
>One night, you're about to leave when your boss steps in, locking the door behind her.
>She says you'll be working overtime tonight.
>She and kitsune close in on you.
>Anon was found the next morning, smothered in oppai and fluffy tail.

>> No.13853807

>>13853798
Who doesn't want to be the father of thousands of star-spawn?

>> No.13853809

>>13853806
>Being used by Whores
Eeeeh, 3/10. Life could be worse.

>> No.13853813

>>13853773
I'm torn between pleasuring the lecherous fox cake on the left, and the shy 'fox next door' on the right.

>> No.13853814

>>13853806
No thanks, I'd rather fuck garbage than a whore.

>> No.13853826

>>13853814
Not a fan of Fox's boxes Anon?

>> No.13853835

>>13853826
I'm not a fan of sluts.

>> No.13853840

>>13853835
Now anon. They're not sluts.

There's a difference. Whores get paid. Sluts just wanna get fucked.

>> No.13853841

>>13853826
Eh, some people don't like whores. I get it. I just have a weak spot for the hooker with a heart of gold trope

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>>13853804
Yes, the name choice was intentional. I thought it'd be good for a laugh.

>> No.13853848

>>13853840
Same pieces of human garbage.

>> No.13853851

>>13853841
Well, to each their own. Personally, I wouldn't want to be involved with such a character, but I find they make good mentor-figures in stories.

>> No.13853852

>>13853496
>>13853499
Nice headcanon.

>> No.13853854

>>13853846
By the way, since you're posting pictures and all, do you have any good body references for Tanuki form? Not necessarily a tanuki image, but her body shape and age as you see it in your head.

>> No.13853858

>>13853852
>direct quotes
>headcanon
Naw, just normal canon.

>> No.13853863

>>13853840
>implying they don't do it for free

>> No.13853869

>>13853798

I mean it'd be nice to see other people's takes on abominations

>> No.13853877

>>13853869
I wanna get around to it eventually.

>> No.13853889

>>13853852
>I can't fap if this thing exists in the same setting
Can we please just fucking drop it?

>> No.13853891

>>13853863
It wouldn't be a Tanuki-owned brothel if they worked for free.

>> No.13853902

>>13853877

I'd do another Shoggoth but she's a little too FOTM right now even though she's best maid

>> No.13853904

>>13853902
Shoggoth-chan is what's inspiring me to get back to that crazy incubus story I was working on.

>> No.13853906

>>13853858
Oh you want direct quotes?

>The monsters of the present have been heavily influenced by the nature of the demon lord who is a succubus and their main food is the same as that of the demon lord, living energy called “spirit energy” that is contained within the semen, saliva, etc. of human men

>They are devoted to pleasure and desire, and they always want to have sex with men badly
>with men

Any lesbian affairs that happen are for the purpose of monsterization, as has been said time an time again, so you really need to stop pushing yuri here.

>By definition, monsters don't have “spirit energy” within their bodies beforehand,

So saying monsters seek each other out is bullshit at well, the only exception to this is liliraune, and that's until they get a man, cause again, spirit energy.

>>13853889
No, we can't until they stop insisting on "purest love" where it doesn't exist

>> No.13853908
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13853908

Shoggoth got herself a nice little mini comic.

>> No.13853911

>>13853908
Such a good girl

>> No.13853914

>>13853908
Shoggy is the best maid a man can have.

>> No.13853917

>>13853906
>Any lesbian affairs that happen are for the purpose of monsterization
Thats flat out wrong KC said so himself.

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>>13853904

The basic idea I had (Which was kind of stupid to begin with but hey) was a Shoggoth making cutlery from her own body and using them to absorb her master's saliva or feel him like that mini-comic showed; Her morphing into a chair for him and having him use her as a seat while she nibbles on his ear and fondles him with pseudopodia and tentacles; Then for full yandere she 'becomes one' with her Master after he nearly breaks her heart(?) and opens her maid uniform flaps to batter him with the knowledge of the universe from The Key and The Gate itself, Yog-Sototh, a giant yellow eye staring at him through a nest of tentacles or some such.

Story ends with the guy having blinded himself and her feeding him with her body-cutlery and smirking at how her Master will never again look or think about another girl

>> No.13853920

>>13853906
No one said anything about "purest love", nor did they deny love for the dick. Stop picking fights, faggot. I already posted the shit that outright states they find pleasure in playing with eachother, and that succubi take active pleasure in raping human women. The discussion was dead so don't come here with your "waa /u/ is invading" bullshit.

>> No.13853921

>>13853908
>That smug ass smile
She's just daring you to ask about the silverware. Very cute.

>> No.13853922

>>13853908
Thy meal was made with the root of T'char~

>> No.13853924

>>13853919
Sounds great. Do it.

>> No.13853927

>>13853919
I like it.

>> No.13853932

>>13853920
>keep pushing yurishit
>hurr /u/ isn't invading

>> No.13853934

>>13853906
Not just monsterization, but also education for the young or recently monsterized. It does depend on the individual though, some monsters focus more on giving women pleasure in sex than others. The main thing is they regard sex with men as even better.

From "World Guide 1, Monsterization Case File: Case 01: Sex

> When performing this sexual intercourse, among the monsters there are also those who will attempt to thoroughly instill the woman's body with pleasure, developing her erogenous zones and making her lewd skill capacity blossom, so that she will become an even more lascivious monster. Women who learn the sweet taste of pleasure during this occasion will be more aroused and have even greater anticipation for sex with a man which will come later, along with even greater pleasure.

>After getting a thorough sexual education in this manner, ex-human monsters are mostly very grateful and have respect for the monster that converted them into a monster. It is said that there are those who adore the monster who granted them sweet ecstasy and a pleasurable body, calling her “onee-sama”, and in the event that they obtain a human man, they will try to show onee-sama just how lewdly they've grown.

>The “succubus” is the most iconic monster that uses this method. The hedonistic succubi have a strong inclination for enjoying the sexual act of converting these human women into monsters, and seeing how things progress for them afterward. Since most of them try to enjoy sex to the maximal extent, on the occasion of converting a human woman into a monster, naturally, they can really get into the sex, and the amount of pleasure and mana given to a woman will increase in proportion to how much they're into it. Also, most of them prefer to do sexual education while having sex, and when converting a woman into a member of their own race. Creating an even more lustful succubus becoming of a succubus is one of their main pleasures.

>> No.13853937

>>13853932
>keep pushing
You don't know what those words mean, you shitwizard.

>> No.13853945

.>>13852444
The first thing that came to my mind was roleplay between Lilim and her husband

>>13852832
The fuck is this shit. She looks nothing like her

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>>13853908
I don't trust this maid.

>> No.13853948

>>13853917
You really need to stop lying. KC said yuri is not to his taste, any lesbianism that goes on is FFM if for the sake of sex, therwise, it's things like food, like honeybees and grizzlies attacking alraunes for their honey.

>take active pleasure in raping human women
To monsterize them and release "true nature" not because they like women. And you are invading, the setting caters to heterosexuality, even gay guys become women, so take your yuri and leave.

>> No.13853951

>>13853934
Right, and all this is so they can please men better, so thanks for agreeing with me.

>> No.13853952

>>13853924

DC Douglas pls.

>> No.13853953

>>13853948
He LITERALLY said yuri does exist but its very rare you fucking autist. He then said its not his taste so he wont be expanding upon it.

>> No.13853954

>>13853945
>The fuck is this shit. She looks nothing like her
Welcome to Shit Adaption: The Anime.

>>13853948
>not because they like women
They like pleasure. Women can give pleasure to eachother if the dick isn't near. They can, will and do. MGs aren't homosexual or heterosexual, they are just sexual. Fucking deal with it fag.

>> No.13853958

>>13853919
Sounds pretty good.
Not a huge fan of self-mutilation, though.

>> No.13853960

I hate all of you.

>> No.13853963

I just realized something.
A kikimora can be soft while a shoggoth can only be squishy.

A sad day, although I'd take both

>> No.13853964

>>13853951
Pure lesbianism doesn't exist in MGE, no. Is that what you're trying to argue? Because if it is, your reading comprehension is fucked, as no one is saying that. However, women do pleasure themselves and take pleasure in other women. They just take more pleasure in dick, that's all. Why don't you fuck off already?

>> No.13853966

>>13853960

Ovarian cists we know

>> No.13853971

>>13853953
>very rare
Nip for never ever

>> No.13853975

>>13853963
Since they can make any organ from their body that would include soft skin so I'm afraid that isn't an advantage for the kikimora.

>> No.13853976

>>13853920
>>13853948


>>13853953
>he said it's very rare

We call this the Japanese no, he says things like that so fans can write what they want in their fanfiction. Hell, KC likes monsterboys, but they won't show up in his setting because it would fall apart. Still, that affirmation allows his fans to write monsterboys in his setting of they want. You want to headcanon all monster are carpet munchers, fine, but keep it out of here.

>>13853954
Monsterization, deal with that. If their husband is not present, sure, I could see wives entertaining each other, but monster who've yet to obtain a man aren't gonna go out looking for other monsters to pleasure them, they will look for a man.

>> No.13853979

>>13853964
Why don't you? Because pure lesbianism is exactly what these guys want to push, just like the faggots going on about ignoring monsterboys, give an inch and they'll take a mile.

>> No.13853981

>>13853964
wow, you really suck at reading comprehension
>pure yuri exists in the setting, but it's not my stick, so I'll only write about soft yuri

>>13853971
>>13853976
>b but muh Japanese no
every fucking time

>> No.13853985

>>13853975
So they'd mutate soft skin?
Interesting.
Doesn't this mean they could theoretically grow horns, spade tails, and wings?
Do I now need to worry that any mg is secretly a shoggoth?

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>>13853971
>>13853976
>Grasping at straws THIS hard.

>> No.13853995

>>13853985
They're basically a really advanced slime capable of imitating flesh and everyday objects. It's entirely possible that ALL the furniture house is a shoggoth. You're already surrounded, anon. Get out while you can.

>> No.13853996

>>13853981
>but guys, monster love women too and love pleasure above all, they don't care who pleasures them!

>spirit energy

>T-they can get that from food!

>Becoming pregnant with the child of the man who became their husband especially greatly satisfies the instinct and desire of monsters as females, and makes them feel an insurmountable happiness.

Flail harder. Monsters are hard wired to seek men, not women, outside of increasing their numbers. Or in the case of succubi and elves, for spite, to injure the pride of the race.

>> No.13853997

>>13853979
>Because pure lesbianism is exactly what these guys want to push
Nope. At least, this isn't what this was about at first.
>>13853981
>pure yuri exists in the setting
You're gonna have to cite that, pal.
>>13853976
>Monsterization, deal with that.
One reason, among many, and you act like monsterization isn't pleasurable to them. Sure, they won't actively search for other women, but nothing is stopping two mgs bunking together from figuring, 'Hey a quick cum before I sleep sounds nice. Come 69 me.'

>> No.13854000

>>13853981
>>13853990
>they just keep going
Go back to /lbtgbbq/ or tumblr if you want faggotry, fuck off.

>> No.13854002

>>13853985
The countless eye would be a dead giveaway. They can take any form, but not so well as a doppelganger.

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>>13853958
>>13853927
>>13853924

>> No.13854009

>>13853995
>The caitsith beanbag chair is secretly an ultra masochistic Shoggoth that's been replacing the rest of my furniture every time I go to work

I am afraid

>> No.13854020

I wanna make all of a Shoggoth's eyes heart pupil.

>> No.13854025

>>13853997
>You're gonna have to cite that, pal.

http://ask.fm/k_cross/answer/113305644117
>Do same sex relationships exist in the monstergirl encyclopedia?

Pure same sex relationships DO EXIST in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimidate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste

and don't even try to counter it with http://ask.fm/k_cross/answer/113134283093, since there's a huge difference between 基本的に and かもしれません

>> No.13854026

>>13853990
See >>13853996 right back at you

>>13853997
Well it is now, they want in, go to /u/ if you want lesbian romance.

>One reason, among many, and you act like monsterization isn't pleasurable to them
Never said that, said it was the point point of preying on women.

>Sure, they won't actively search for other women
There you go, yet this guys insist that they do and they can fuck off with that bullshit.

>but nothing is stopping two mgs bunking together from figuring, 'Hey a quick cum before I sleep sounds nice. Come 69 me.'

Except the preference for males and the pleasure they can only get from having spirit energy poured inside, which only men can give.

>> No.13854035

>>13854026
You can scream and cry all you want but word of god said yuri can and does happen. Why are you even arguing this for so long?

>> No.13854039

>>13854026
>Except the preference for males and the pleasure they can only get from having spirit energy poured inside, which only men can give.

I grant you that in comparison to doin' it with a guy, it's not going to be anywhere near as nice for them, but remember at the same time that (a) mgs are always horny, and (b) mgs are hyper-erogonous, and (c) mgs are really, really good at feeling people up.
But 'em all together and I don't have a hard time believing that "Well, since there ain't no man around we'd best take care of ourselves" yuri occurs all the time, even without having to resort to quoting garbled Q&A's at each other.

>> No.13854040

>>13854035
>lesbians go full cocklust when monsterized
>implying monsters can ever be dykes

>> No.13854042

>>13853835
Wow you must have had a pretty poor relationship with your mother then :^)

>> No.13854045

>tfw no Shoggoth and Mindflayer maids to assist you and your Lich waifu in lewd experiments

>> No.13854046

>>13854026
>Never said that, said it was the point point of preying on women.
Yet not the ONLY point. It still feels good, pleasure being the most important thing to them second to dick.

>There you go, yet this guys insist that they do and they can fuck off with that bullshit.
Well, I'm not, so whatever.

>Except the preference
>preference
Do you know what that word means? Sure, dick is preferred, but if it isn't there, they are more than happy to munch muff because it still feels good regardless, which as a hedonistic species, MGs, love pleasure, and won't turn down a girl.

Just feels like you're arguing for the sake of it. I get it. You don't like it when girls kiss. We wouldn't still be talking about this if not for you.

>> No.13854047

>Word of god
>>13854035
See >>13854025

YOU can push yuri all you like ,you'll still be told to fuck off everytime.

>> No.13854058

>>13854042
Can't have relationship with someone you don't know anon.

>> No.13854062

>>13854004
Just do it

>> No.13854066

And once again, we need to take a mindflayer to everyone in the thread.

>> No.13854070

>>13854039
>yuri occurs all the time

With human women, to monsterize, and any other yuri that happens, happens for lack of a dick, which they've already experienced >>13854025 so they don't go around looking for muff if they're horny, they look for dick. I don't even know why you insist, when the highest priority of a monster is to have sex WITH A MAN, and get pregnant.

>> No.13854075

>>13854066
Even me anon? I dindu nuffin!

>> No.13854078

This is what happens when you give even a slightest hint of acceptance for yurifags, they'll always want more.

>> No.13854082

Can we all shut the fuck up and talk about cute monstergirls instead of this shit?
I need cute shit because I just found out Rowdy Roddy Piper is dead.

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>>13854066
I want a Mindflayer mom.
Scenarios where yanderes manipulate their lover make me hard.

>> No.13854085

>>13854066
MIB Mindflayer with one of those memory flasher tools and tiny pistol

>> No.13854088

>>13854078
This is what happens when you discuss the MGE.

>> No.13854090

>>13853854
Not exactly. I just imagined her being short with wide-ish hips and wavy hair. Not particularly fit, but with a little bit of plumpness, like the kind you see around the ends of thigh-highs when they're just barely too small for the thigh.

>> No.13854093

>>13854078
This has nothing to do with yuri fags its literally 1 or 2 autist who somehow think yuri is none-existent in the setting.

>> No.13854094

>>13854070
Not every MG has cock on command. Yuri would happen all the time. What the fuck do you think they'd do? Just not have sex? You gonna tell them that? It'd be like speaking a different language to them. In fact you wouldn't even get a word in before the two of them jump you for dick.

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>>13854082
There's always money in the ice stand

>> No.13854099

>>13854085
Neuralizer and Noisy Cricket.

Wasn't until recently that I found out the latter actually makes a cricket noise before firing.

>> No.13854101

It's that time of the day/thread everyone!
Got a topic that would shit storm normally? Get it off your chest!
I'd secretly fatten my pharaoh mistress to the point where she can't even act assertive, her firm orders now unsure stutters as her blobby belly is on full display, her head sized breasts threaten to spring free at any moment from a too small top and her great, shelf of a behind is only a second away from tearing the overburdened underwear she has.
I'd still cuddle and impregnate her though, letting her list off all her fears and worries as I massage her doughy middle

>> No.13854103

>>13854088
this is what happens when you like things

>> No.13854105

>>13854020
>Tell shoggoth about your heart pupil fetish
>Next time you have sex with her and bring her to orgasm, she tries to fulfil your fetish
>By morphing her eyes into literal beating hearts, anatomically correct down to the last detail as they pump within her eye sockets

She'll get it eventually.

>> No.13854107

>>13854097
NO TOUCHING!!!

>> No.13854109

>>13854078
This is what happens when autists sperg in denial over canon material.

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>>13854082
Here anon, touch the cow. She's soft and will make you feel happy.

>> No.13854111

>>13854046
No, we're talking about it because of shit like

>they are more than happy to munch muff
>yuri occurs all the time

When

>Also, the strongest desire of all monsters is to have sex with men and obtain spirit energy. Their values and behavioral principles are based on that. Their thoughts and actions are in line with that, and when monsters have conversations, etc. the topics are often mainly focused around capturing and having sex with human men.

>Basically, monsters that don't have a human man will think firstly about attacking and obtaining a man.

>Monsters tend to use whatever means necessary if it's for the sake of obtaining a man. Of course they'll assault and forcibly rape, but they may also use whatever means available such as seduction, spells, and potions to make a man their prisoner and claim him. Even if a man despises monsters, they'll rape and pleasure him again and again until the hatred directed at them changes into endless lust.

>Monsters that have obtained a human man think firstly about having sex and act accordingly. For monsters it is common sense to prioritize having sex with the man they love more than anything else. As for their thoughts and actions, they're mainly focused around getting off harder with their man, and having more sex more intensely and frequently. Monsters that have obtained husbands are even more remarkable. Almost all of their thoughts and actions are focused around their husband, or having sex with their husband. Of course having sex with their husband is their highest priority. Food and outfits, etc all start to be chosen based on reasons like “pleasing their husband more” or “making their husband even more aroused,“ etc. Monsters are already lascivious from the beginning, but the more sex they have with men, the more their values and behavioral principles become tainted by it.

is the truth of monsters.

>> No.13854115

>>13854103
this is what happens when you exist

this is what happens when I exist

this is what happens when monster girls don't exist

>> No.13854117

>>13854097
>You'll never run a shaved ice stand with your Yuki-onna childhood friend
Fuck.

>> No.13854120

>>13854094
See>>13854111

>> No.13854124

>>13854093
>>13854109

More like fags who can't stop shoving their fetishes into other people's.

>> No.13854127

>>13854124
you need to calm down my friend, step away from the computer for a few hours and stop getting mad over a 4chan thread

>> No.13854131

>>13854111
Every monster behaves exactly the same no matter what.
I wish people like you would die.

>> No.13854137

>>13854101
There are too many people who see monsters as the enemy. it's so fucking annoying to have to listen to autists go on and on about how they'll destroy those mean old monstergirls instead of actuality talking about them.

I think Hellhound and Cheshire cat are some of the worst mgs, because of all the shitposting they cause.

I like NTR when it's the female getting her lover stolen.

>> No.13854139

>>13854046
So enough with your lesbian agenda.

>> No.13854141

>>13854111
>>13854120

Look. Read what I'm typing here for a moment. Your whole argument is that MGs love dick. Mine is that MGs love dick, and will also munch muff if there isn't dick to suck. Both of our viewpoints are supported in the canon material, as well as author Q&As. Your entire position relies on the existence of dick. Mine goes into how they would relieve their libidos in the absence of dick. Neither conflict with the other, and the 'argument' is going in circles saying the same thing.

What are we arguing for?

>> No.13854142

>>13854093
the best thing is how they keep going about "muh Japanese" no while taking the wandering scholar literally word for word

>> No.13854146

>>13854090
Like this?

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2337964

Or is the bust size to small on that one?

>> No.13854148

>>13854062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

>> No.13854150

>>13854110
I dunno, I'm pretty happy already. Maybe I'm ready for a crappy mood.

>> No.13854156

>>13854131
>no they don't, they like pussy too!
>time to break out the insults once I can't counter with anything other than my opinion

Turn and run.

>> No.13854158

>>13854084

>Yanderes

Pls go and stay go

>> No.13854159

>>13854101
I want to secretly videotape my daughters exploring each others' bodies!
I want to dress my daughters in thick, crinkly diapers just to make them look like little babies!
I want everyone to be able to have sub and dom versions of every mostergirl!
While they aren't my taste, Alps are ok!

I don't know man, I thought I'd have a lot more than this. When I originally came to these threads I thought literally any of my opinions would start a shitstorm.

>> No.13854165

>>13854146
A bit less hips, a bit more boobs.

Are you an artist, by any chance? Or are you just planning to have a nice little fantasy tonight?

>> No.13854175

>>13854159
>the last two
My brethren

>> No.13854178

>>13854101
-The whole dom/sub argument is stupid and idiotic, as are the people who insist on debating it.
-I like the design of the Matango, but they are the single most terrifying Monster ever discovered and should die in a fire.
-I can't settle on one monster as a favorite because I'm still looking for one who would be the best at gentle healing.

>> No.13854183

>>13854141
Except they cannot satisfy themselves without spirit energy, monsters only carry demonic energy within them, sex is more than physical to a monster

>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk spirit energy from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of spirit energy, everyday switching off, or perhaps doing all of them at the same time.

it runs so deep that even before touching him, their bodies will remodel himself for his use alone. Sex with a woman cannot do that, nor does it inspire the same want/need.

>what are we arguing for

Because you're pushing yuri.

>> No.13854185

>>13854158
I've got news for you, Anon.
If she's not at least slightly yandere, she doesn't actually love you.

>> No.13854187

>>13854159
>That third one
muh nigger

>> No.13854197
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13854197

>>13854101
You at least aren't into bitches with flesh aprons, are you?

Also, I agree with >>13854137 on his first and third statements.
In the case of the third one, while I don't mind the "rape-into-romance" situations present in many MG scenarios.
I still wonder what it'd be like if the rape-waifu was forced into a scenario where she regrets meeting him the way she did after seeing him get tenderly loved and husbando'd by another monster while she was incapacitated.
Phil and the Werewolf. despite its fortunate lack of NTR brought this idea to my attention.

>> No.13854207

>>13854183
>Except they cannot satisfy themselves
Define satisfaction. Two women can bring eachother to orgasm, make eachother cum. That's plenty satisfying for pleasure-driven creatures. Satisfy their hunger for spirit energy? No. They need dick. That doesn't stop them from fucking eachother when dick isn't present.

>Because you're pushing yuri.
Nigger don't tell me what I'm doing. I don't even have to push, it's canon. Which you seem to be ignoring.

>> No.13854208

>>13854197
>tumblr nose
And it's so good otherwise, too.

>> No.13854216

>>13854183
At this point i honestly think your trolling you can headcanon whatever you want but yuri is an established part of the canon deal with it fag.

>> No.13854219

>>13854165
Is it that obvious? (The artist thing). Yeah, Danna-sama here.

I guess I have a habit of trying to get the exact details down of what the author imagines in their head. Probably out of habit of doing art requests for people and wanting to get the details right. Didn't realize that made me stand out.

>> No.13854225

>>13854101
-I think Hellhounds, Cheshires, and Manticores are fine. I think people simply enjoy sticking them together in this group, which in the long run leads to oversaturation of them, which leads to nobody liking them
-The whole dom/sub argument is dumb. I think doms just like the idea of living with MGs that are more human and docile than otherwise stated like in EMG, and subs like the potential danger of living with a monster girl that CAN kill you, but chooses not to. And that's fine.
-While it sucks to see other people not being able to enjoy their favorite MGs, I'm personally glad my waifu and her family/type/region associates are never at the center of any arguments.

>> No.13854226

>>13854101

I want a sub/Dom/equal of each race
I enjoy fat mgs
I want to cumflate an alp every morning, seal her tight with some vibrators, and then dress her up as a maid and have her work in my house.
I would rather adventure than mindlessly fuck mgs
I'd a muscle mg even if they were an Alice
Fighter>Mage
I would enjoy doing Stetching to a hellhound
Daughterus can be consensually dicked with the mothers approval
Corruption is fine when I'm running the dungeon they keep breaking into and I take responsibility, assuming I don't return them to a lover they have.
Long braid>=Pony tail>long straight>twin tail>bob cut>the rest
Nothing goes up my butt

>> No.13854231

>>13854197
We need whoever edited the nose of that Jinko picture by the same artist to do the nose of this one as well.

>> No.13854233

>>13854207
>>13854216
>a monster will choose a man over a woman X out of X times every time
>yuri is canon

>> No.13854237

>>13854208
Actually, I think the tumblr-esque qualities f the nose aren't as prominent in this picture as they were with the Jinko and Hellhound ones.
Looks alright to me, though I can see what you mean,

>> No.13854238

>>13854197
I am but only if the face stays at one chin and with slightly chubby cheeks.

>> No.13854239

>>13854207
>define satisfaction

To a monster

>Since monsters build up demonic energy by obtaining spirit energy, monsters that have more sex with men and get more spirit energy poured inside them generally become stronger individuals. The more powerful a monster becomes, the more spirit energy she requires, and they never get tired of spirit energy. For monsters, it's like a drug: the more they absorb, the more they want, so when more spirit energy is poured inside them, not only do they become more powerful, they grow into much more lustful monsters.

>: Monsters are insatiably hungry for semen. Even if they swell their womb up with it, stuff their cheeks full of it, and have their entire body covered in it, they'll still be dying for more of your semen.

>The taste of spirit energy is greatly influenced by the state of the monster when she ingests it. When they have sex, the quality of spirit energy increases and the more powerful their love and desire for a man becomes. In other words, the spirit energy of the man they recognize as their “husband” is the highest quality spirit energy to a monster, and there is no better treat. Just having semen, which contains spirit energy, on the tip of their tongue will cause the scent of it to completely enrapture them, and if it is poured inside their womb, then they will be engulfed by the greatest happiness due to the sensation of being stained only by their husband and having their body and heart become full of their husband, along with the thick taste of their husband which they most prefer.

Demonic energy doesn't bring this bliss.

>I don't even have to push, it's canon. Which you seem to be ignoring.

And you're ignoring yuri isn't even to KC's taste, his words, and any yuri that occurs for sex is between close friends and for the sake of harem situations. Either shut up about yuri or get ready for a storm every time.

>> No.13854244

>>13854219
I just thought it was sort of an artist thing to say.

I have a screenshot of a crude AA2 version of Jun if you're interested. But don't go telling nobody.

>> No.13854245

>>13854208
>>13854231
>>13854238
>nobody actually reads my points and opinions on things
O-Okay...

>> No.13854248

>>13854216
>no argument in the face of overwhelming evidence monster love the dick and men, not women
>huryur trolling

Hilarious.

>> No.13854253

>>13854159
>I want to secretly videotape my daughters exploring each others' bodies!

Man, that really appeals to me, and not even in a sexual way. I like the idea of young monstergirl twins learning about sexuality by just having it bloom on each other when they get curious. Maybe the more mature one would try to take the lead, even though she arguably knows less than her sister.
And the instant mom or dad walk into their bedroom, they'd freak out and pretend they weren't just doing what they were doing. They'd be embarressed, and they still wouldn't be entirely sure why, what with their innocent minds.

>> No.13854254

>>13854239
>any yuri that occurs for sex is between close friends and for the sake of harem situations

Read >>13854025 again carefully and think about how autistic you have been this entire thread.

>> No.13854258

>>13854244
It will be a sekret.
You pervert.[/spoiler[

>> No.13854259

>>13854233
>>a monster will choose a man over a woman X out of X times every time
Yes. And if said man is not present she will choose yuri. Pretty fucking clear, how dense are you? Ye, na. You trollin.

>>13854239
>And you're ignoring yuri isn't even to KC's taste, his words, and any yuri that occurs for sex is between close friends and for the sake of harem situations
Big fuckin whoop. It's still canon, and that's still yuri. Do you even know what you sperging about anymore?

>> No.13854264

>>13854258
ctrl+s Danna

>> No.13854266

>>13854216
>>13854207
How canon are we talking about here? Very rare canon?

>> No.13854267

>>13854245
Well I like your stuff, particularly the Jinko, but I'm sorry the nose just doesn't look great.

I don't know why you've chosen the nose to be your artistic statement or whatever, but I just don't like the look of a round bulbous nose.

>> No.13854268

>>13854101
Assassin's Creed is a guilty pleasure of mine

>> No.13854276 [DELETED] 
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13854276

>>13854258
Shhhhh

And pay no mind to the couple fucking in the background.

>> No.13854278

>>13854248
I don't think anyone (sensible) is claiming that monsters love women, or that they'd ever choose to feel up another mg when there's dick available.

But if it's three in the morning, blowing a blizzard, there's no human village for a hundred miles, and two ronery rizardgirl childhood friends are sheltering in a cave from the ice-storm, then... why_the_hell_not.jpg?

>> No.13854279

>>13854259
>And if said man is not present she will choose yuri.
Very rarely. I think she would go look for a man and masturbate.

>> No.13854281

>>13854267
Oh nononono, I'm not that artist!
It's just that people noticed the picture before my points on NTR in the post.

>> No.13854282

>>13854254
>but only stuff like BI
Door's right there motherfucker.

>>13854259
>it's still yuri

Go to you and post a FFM trio, I dare you.

>it's canon!
>I'm gonna keep pushing my fetish and no one can stop me

Maybe I'll take a page from your book and push mine and burn every fucking thread to the ground because I'm a selfish asshole, No wait that's you.

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13854285

>By morphing her eyes into literal beating hearts, anatomically correct down to the last detail as they pump within her eye sockets
You mean like pic related?

>> No.13854290

>>13854268
I got Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 Burst for $10 and am having fun

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13854292

>>13854258
Shhhhh

And pay no mind to the couple fucking in the background.

>> No.13854297

>>13854264
All I come up with is >>13851264

Are you trying to flatter me or something?

I-it's not like I want you t-to stroke my ego, b-baka.

>> No.13854300

>>13854101
I have no issue with futa, vore, yuri, tg, brainwashing or mind break.
The setting needs more forced alping.

>> No.13854301

>>13854266
There is no spectrum. Canon is canon. Bi is very common. And if you go by that one anon, pure exists too, if very rarely.

>>13854279
>masturbate
They would never ever ever chose this is there is a sexy MG right infront of them. Don't be stupid dude.
>she would go look for a man
Yeah, fair enough, but when she doesn't find one?

>>13854282
>burn every fucking thread
Because every thread is derailed by yuri arguments. Also, what canon fetish do you have that would flip the threads out?

>> No.13854302

>>13854282
It says pure yuri does exist BUT KC will only write about it as a stepping stone to monsterization.

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13854308

>>13854297
Funnily enough, you just linked to another one of my posts.

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13854309

>>13851264
I wonder where Labyrinth is now.
He helped me realize this.
He's a good dude.

>> No.13854314

>>13854278
Look, I like FFM, I don't care but here you guys are pushing FF.

The reason I oppose yuri is not even the fetish itself, who in his entire male life has not fapped to lesbian stuff? No, it's that if it's allowed in, more of them are gonna come in and become a nuisance, it happened with alps, so don't even try the tinfoil hat thing. Enough is enough, if they want yuri they have an entire board for it, so keep it out of here.

>> No.13854316

>>13854309
>Picture of Hathor
>Apis.jpg
What?

>> No.13854317

>>13854276
Coolbeans. Does Jun have a lewd expression like that too?

>> No.13854318
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13854318

>>13854309
I want to be thrown into the Minotaur's labyrinth as a sacrifice! Then wander the endless corridors thick with the musk of a Minotaur in heat!

>> No.13854322

>>13854301
>They would never ever ever chose this is there is a sexy MG right infront of them. Don't be stupid dude.
I'm stupid, but you have no source on that.
>Yeah, fair enough, but when she doesn't find one?
She would keep looking?

>> No.13854323

>>13854302
NEGRO, is says right there, only stuff like BI will show up, any pure yuri is headcanon.

>> No.13854328

>>13854308
Derp. Had a brain fart. For some reason I thought by ctrl+s you meant search the thread (which is ctrl+f). Imma derptarded today.

I must need some more coffee.

>> No.13854334

>>13854322
>She would keep looking?
You're making very big assumptions about a very horny girl with a very limited reservoir of patience.

>> No.13854338

>>13854318
Don't get me wrong, I love minotaurs and holsts as much as the next guy. I'm no farm expert, but wouldn't horny cow scent be kinda rank?

>> No.13854341

>>13851534
Woah! The clit on the uncensored version is a bit big, it looks weird. Not sure how I feel about it.....

>> No.13854343

>>13854323
>headcanon
ignoring the very first sentence of KC's statement hard, aren't we now

>> No.13854345

>>13854323
>only stuff like BI will show up
No fucking shit KC said pure yuri isent his personal taste so he wont write about it which is fine but he still confirmed that it is canon and a part of the setting.

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13854347

>>13854317
I don't have a screenshot of her being flirtatious, but yes. And she looks like this when she's embarrassed.

>> No.13854348

>>13854301
>because every thread is derailed by yuri arguments
>implying it isn't

>> No.13854350

>>13854316
I guess this was back whenthey were first coming up with the name.
Instead of Apis, people suggested the name Hathor instead.

>> No.13854353

>>13854334
Your are making assumptions too, saying that if there aren't any guys they would fuck others MGs, your point?

>> No.13854356

>>13854338
Just the smell of sweat, protein shake and hay.

>> No.13854360

>>13854318
I want to play a match of arm wrestling with a Minotaur!

>> No.13854361

>>13854345
Read the thread, pure yuri doesn't exist.

>> No.13854365

>>13854353
>saying that if there aren't any guys they would fuck others MGs, your point?
My point is exactly that, in response to the fags saying no yuri ever, when it's already canon confirmed.

>>13854348
The last yuri argument was threads ago.

>> No.13854367

>>13854347
That's fucking kawaii as hell. I'd totally do something for her, except I already owe Nyanon some art (and I hardly ever find time to do art outside summer break, which is ending for me).

Although since you only update once every three weeks, so your story may actually end up stretching to next summer. Still might add her to my to-do list.

You still around IRC every once in a blue moon? Might need to peg you with questions about her if I ever get around to drawing some arts.

>> No.13854370

>>13854361
Weak bait your just trying to start the shitstorm all over again.

>> No.13854371

>>13854345
>>13854343
It boils down to you pushing your preference where it isn't wanted,. What's wrong, too heteronormative for you? FUCK OFF ALREADY.

>> No.13854379

KC's words don't matter if they're not from the setting material.

>> No.13854383

>>13854343
Oh we're going by sentence numbers now? Because I've given you tons if info that solidifies monstergirls prefer men and yuri is either for monsterization or men with multiple partners. If I'm ignoring the first, which I'm not, you're completely ignoring the second by pushing female only pairings, when KC has said only bi happens in the setting, so get the fuck out if you want pure yuri.

>> No.13854385

I want to receive double paizuri from a Holst and a Minotaur!

>> No.13854386

>>13854367
I-I'm trying to get faster! And I don't plan on this being as long as Aviators was. If I ever want to publish a book, I need to get faster and better.

But yeah, I hang out on the IRCs, usually on weekday mornings. And by mornings I mean midnight to 5 AM west coast time. The only reason I'm still awake right now is because it's Friday.

If you ever get around to drawing her, that'd be more than I could ask for.

>> No.13854387

>>13854365
>>saying that if there aren't any guys they would fuck others MGs, your point?
>My point is exactly that, in response to the fags saying no yuri ever, when it's already canon confirmed.
But you don't have any source on that! I get monsterization, it could be yuri, but monstergirls wouldn't start fucking each other just because there aren't any guys; they like males.

>> No.13854392

What would you do if your daughteru loved bbc?

>> No.13854394

>>13854386
Not him, but I never thought you'd have a make-a-waifu in AA2.

>> No.13854395

>>13854385
I want to fuck a Minotaurs butt while tasering her!

>> No.13854397

>>13853948
He said that yuri exists in his setting, it's just not what he chooses to focus on because it's not to his taste. He prefers to focus on bisexual because that's his preference. But he has said that yuri exists in the setting all the same, and alludes to it rarely.

He's not like you who insists that because you don't like it, it doesn't exist.

If you don't like it, fine. If you want it kept out of these threads, fine. But quit with the "It shouldn't be allowed because KC said so!", because it's not true, and even if it was, it'd be a beyond bullshit reason.

>> No.13854399

>>13854383
>when KC has said only bi happens in the setting
Are you illiterate or something? Can you just not comprehend what KC said? because he clearly states pure yuri does exist.

>> No.13854400

>>13854101
I like human girls.

>> No.13854401

>>13854395
Goddammit, are you the guy who wanted to brand the minotaur from earlier?

>> No.13854402

>>13854392
Tell her that channel is shit and get some taste

>> No.13854403

>>13854394
I just use it to help visualize characters, since I can't draw worth shit.

And shhhh it's a sekret

>> No.13854404

>>13854392
Tell her that Jeremy Clarkson is best Top Gear, and other Top Gears need not apply.

>> No.13854405

>>13854401
Possibly.

>> No.13854406

>>13854387
>But you don't have any source on that!
It's in the thread, look for yourself, as its been posted before. Pretty sure it's in the form of KC's Q&A answer.

>> No.13854407

>>13854371
>I sperg out the hardest, therefore I get to decide what's allowed in the thread and what's not!

>>13854383
bi stuff ect. is just what he'll PERSONALLY write about, that doesn't change the very first sentence saying that
>pure yuri exists in the setting of MGE

>> No.13854411

>>13854405
Dammit man, you and your causing-pain-to-cows fetish. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

>> No.13854412

>>13854397
>>13854399
What is "pure yuri" for you guys? Girls loving each other? Because that doesn't exist.

>> No.13854413

>>13854399
Are you? He said it exists, is it anywhere in the setting? No, it's okay for fanfiction but not the source material, like futa and monsterboys, doesn't't mean it's welcome here.

>> No.13854415

which 2hu wud u cuck

>> No.13854416

>>13854395
I want to impregnate a strongfat Minotaur!

>> No.13854418

>>13854411
I only want to brand a Minotaur anon, that's all!

Maybe slap the spot where I brand here every once in a while, but that's it!


Okay maybe I want to fuck her sister if she has one in front of her, being as gentle and loving as I can to break her even further.

>> No.13854420

>>13854406
>>13854387

>>13854025

>> No.13854421

>>13854394
Dude, AA2 is the best for make-a-waifu. I'm sure most people who bothered to try the game have one.

After all, instead of searching yourself or just waiting and hoping to get lucky enough to find a character in a VN/hentai/doujin that fits as many of your fetishes as possible, you can just create a custom one that perfectly fits inside your strikezone. Probably the best form of fapfuel ever.

>> No.13854424

>>13854418
What's next, eating a Big Mac in front of her just to spite her?

>> No.13854425

>>13854416
I want to tease a Holstaurus with orgasm denial by tying her down, fingering her until she's close and then walking away and maybe eating a sandwich or something before coming back and doing it again and again until she snaps, breaks her bonds, and rapes me hard enough to leave an imprint on the mattress.
Then cuddle with her afterwards.

>> No.13854426

I wanna see pure yuri explored, and the emotional conflict in that they essentially require dick to thrive. Could be gud.

>> No.13854427

>>13854407
But only stuff like bi makes the cut.

>> No.13854428

>>13854413
Wow, you really are illiterate. He says, plain as day, "It exists in the setting".

Go to school anon.

>> No.13854431

>>13854426
Wrong board, wrong thread.

>> No.13854432

>>13854424
Could be worse. Could be a steak.

>Humans are so weak. He's only half-way through Julie, and he's already hallucinating.

>> No.13854434

>>13854413
>He said it exists, is it anywhere in the setting No?
What kind of double think round about logic are you using? By virtue of him saying it exist within the setting means that it is a part of the setting.

>> No.13854436

>>13854424
Of course not anon!

I'll eat a nice juicy piece of steak in front of her, then reveal that it was made from here sister.
It wasn't from her sister.

>> No.13854439

>>13854436
Her, not here.

Fuck.

>> No.13854440
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13854440

>I like yuri!
>It doesn't exist gtfo
>But that's wrong!
>But that's wrong!
>But that's wrong!
>But that's wrong!

For the love of fucking christ can we just stop already? It's not like what any of your preferences are will ever affect anyone else's. It's not like what you proclaim as truth will actually ever affect what KC writes. Or what any of his fan writers write.

Can we move on from this blatant, idiotic, pathetic shitposting?

Let's talk cute spidercows.

>> No.13854443

>>13854420
I don't know nihongo, but for the sake of stop pointless arguing I will say it's possible but it's not the norm.

>> No.13854444

>>13854428
>>13854434

>but only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimidate friends will be mentioned
in the official material because of my personal taste

Stop posting anytime.

>> No.13854445

>>13854440
But that's wrong!

>> No.13854448

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0URLGsf1e0

I don't know if it's already been posted or not. But it's time for TENTACLES.

>> No.13854450

I want to hang out with a set of Oni cousins who each run their own bar! The red one runs a typical basic dive bar, the blue one runs a hipster bar with all sorts of fancy cocktails and organic beers from microbreweries!

>> No.13854452

>>13854440
>>But that's wrong!
It's not.

>> No.13854454

>>13854444
Post confirms.

>> No.13854457

>>13854440
This is a cute image, you know.
You can't beat rape machine beasts enjoying the simple things in life.

>> No.13854462

>>13854450
I want to burn down the blue one's bar!

>> No.13854464

>>13854101
Everyone but me is wrong

>> No.13854471

>>13854462
I want to help you, Arson is fun!

>> No.13854474

>>13854471
It's even better with a friend!

>> No.13854475

>>13854462
Me too!

>> No.13854477

>>13854462
>>13854471
>>13854475
Oh come on, you three, she's just trying to make a living! And besides, do you really want to deal with two pissed-off, drunk-as-hell Onis who are interested in cutting your faces open with broken vodka bottles?

>> No.13854478

>>13854462
Why not both? Double the fun!

>> No.13854479
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>>13854450
Alcohol is bad for you man.

>> No.13854482

>>13854101

I have absolutely no problem with Cait Sith, am tolerant of Not!Futa Gnolls so long as it's an isolated specimen and not fucking species wide because that's just retarded (That and only Spotted Hyenas have that shit irl). Lack of motivation to continue writefagging at times, lack of MGs to write about (THE IRONY) because you just can't win with the most vocal of people.

Oh! and one more thing.

I've masturbated quite energetically to Succubus snuff porn.

>> No.13854484

>>13854477
Sounds like a roaring good time.

>> No.13854486

>>13854479
I'm not much of an alcohol guy myself (the only alcohol I've tried and actually enjoyed was some really sweet dark rum), but it would be nice to hang out with two white-haired muscular girls who are taller than me.

>> No.13854487

>>13854482
Adrenal glands pls.

>> No.13854489

>>13854477
I'm gonna burn down the whole fucking bar with my anonymous friends!

>> No.13854491

>>13854482
>spoiler
Over the line

>> No.13854492

>>13854482
Anon...

>> No.13854494

>>13854489
And you and your anonymous friends are going to get caught by them, and wind up with broken kneecaps and wrists when you finally wake up!

>> No.13854497

>>13854479
Another anon mentioned this a while ago, but I have to agree. I love just how fucking big lawyer-chan's girls are.

>> No.13854498

>>13854494

>implying we're gonna lose to a pair of whinos
>implying we're gonna play fair

>> No.13854501

>>13854494
>He cant fight off oni with his bare hands
I want lv 1 plebs to leave.

>> No.13854502

>>13854491

I mean it all depends on the execution Anon. You can't just go "THEY HAD SEX AND HE DIED". There has to be a sort of... ecstacy to it. The despair of him knowing that he's going to lose his life dicking a sex demon and trying to stop himself from ejaculating his life into her is the ultimate seasoning on a steak of "Why the fuck am I so hard right now"

>> No.13854504

>>13854498
>implying they're going to play fair
>implying they won't have backup from the ogre triplets and the hellhound who were their best customers

>> No.13854505

>>13854101
Just like with monstergirls on MGE I'm ok with female furries as long as the partner/male is still a human

If it is cute I can fuck it

>> No.13854510

>>13854502
Just out of curiosity, is the smut you're referring to written by Manyeyedhydra?

>> No.13854511

>>13854504
>Picking a fight with a group of crazed arsonist
Its like they want to die.

>> No.13854514

>>13854482
>>13854505
Can words give you PTSD? Because I think this is what this threads are giving me, I'm scared of words.

>> No.13854515

>>13854101
I wish this thread were more /d/

>> No.13854516

>>13854510

Him, AJ_Watson, and several doujin artists at

http://exhentai.org/g/817917/9c35edfc1c/
http://exhentai.org/g/759626/3db7d9896f/

>> No.13854517
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>>13854479
BIG Monster Girls!

>> No.13854520

>>13854515
You just want us kicked off don't you.

>> No.13854521

>>13854516
Manyeyedhydra is a mad genius. The only other person I've seen with such an expansive universe for the purpose of wank fantasies is... well, KC.

>> No.13854523

>>13854487

I must be falling into a rut or made that a little too easy. Oh well. Such is the way of the world.

You will never be facesat on by a Gnoll in the mood

>> No.13854526

>>13854515
/d/ has regular Monster Girl threads, go to theirs.

>> No.13854528

>>13854517
I want to see an archimotou of the Sabbath fall victim to an angry pie wizard

>> No.13854530

>>13854514
It's not like I've tried to force that here. I prefer to shitpost about other mg-related things.

>> No.13854532

>>13854520
I don't think our deviancy has any bearing on whether or not we stay on /jp/. It was done by mod decision, and it still fits with otaku culture.

>>13854526
>/d/ has regular Monster Girl image dumps
FTFY

>> No.13854537

>>13854517
STRAIGHT TO HER FAT WURM BUTT

>> No.13854546

>>13854532
I'm pretty sure you just want us kicked off to /d/.

>> No.13854550

>>13854521

I still think one of the grandest ironies of MEH's universe is there's a fox demon by the name of INARI KITSON who assists several of his main characters with their woes of more lethal monsters trying to jump their bones and more than likely kill them.

>> No.13854553

>>13854404
What if your daughteru started taking an interest in cars?

What if you hear muffled eurobeat and tires squealing late at night and see your daughteru come home driving a yellow RX-7 FD3S?

>> No.13854554

>>13854530
That's.. okay, I guess.

>> No.13854558
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13854558

What a great time for a hot spring vacation! You won an all expense paid, two week trip to a luxurious hot spring resort stocked with gift shops, inns, bars, and most importantly plenty of hot springs!
But now that you're here, what do you do?

Classic style onsen house
Here you are shown to a private bath with water brought in right from the springs and flows through at a gentle pace to keep things clean. After you've relaxed however, someone comes in and you two start getting very close.
Roll one MG.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Love love mixed hotsprings!
There is a large communal hot spring here where all sorts of people intermingle in the nude and in the soothing hot water. Before long there are several MGs pouring you drinks, and you wake up in a strange room with all three clinging to you. Better hope they get along and are willing to share once they're sober.
Roll three MGs.

Little soapland?
This small shop is stuck between two large onsens and doesn't have any springs of it's own to draw in business. What you do find they provide is slippery, soapy massages with options ranging from nude, swimsuits, oil, and nearly anything else you can imagine. The catch is that it's run by the Sabbath, with oppai lolis available on request. Once the massage is done, the horny girls will want a 'happy ending' with you. Something tells you it's a bit more permanent than they imply.
Roll one MG.

The bar
You can drink all you want and you won't need to pay for it, may as well take advantage of that. The food is good, live music is decent, the karoake hour is amusing, and the drinks are great. Before the night is done a rather large and buff MG gets you a drink and starts chatting you up before finally offering to take you home. Whether you take it or not is up to you.
Roll one MG.

>> No.13854563

>>13854550
>spoiler
...Sonuvabitch, I just got that joke.
Rosa and Verde best girls

>> No.13854565

>>13854546
Why would I actively want to kill the discussion in these threads by moving it to a dead board?

>> No.13854567

>>13854553
In true dad fashion, embarrass her by playing Initial D music around her.

>> No.13854570

>>13854546
Never again, we are /jp/ master race now! We are the fucking soul of this board! Towho? Boatsluts? Nothing compared to us!

>> No.13854572

>>13854537
But Anon, she has not butt and she's not fat.
This is like that 40 pie plan to get super Wurm
Either she's unaffected and beats them or they get beaten by a fat Wurm

>> No.13854575

>>13854558
Hotsprings!

>Kitsune-bi
>Parasite Slime
>Merrow

Guess I'll hit on the Merrow with the big fish tits.

>> No.13854577

>>13854563

Heh. At least the hilarity of it isn't lost on somebidy.

Given how much of an M you people seem to think I am, and more than likely am because raisins.

Nÿte > Fire Crotch > Verde > Cerulea > WE CRONENBERG LEVELS OF BODY MELTING CUNT

>> No.13854578

>>13854558
>bar
>buff dark priest
Why would a priest be in a drinking-house, anyways?
Also, what kind of live monstergirl music would they have?

>> No.13854583

>>13854565
I see your point.
To be fair, there is a dude who keeps going on about how he plans to make it so that we get moved to /d/, as it's somehow interfering with Kancolle or Monmusu discussion on /jp/ or /a/.

>>13854570
Now let's not be too crazy.

>> No.13854586
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>>13854558
>Soapland
>Oppai loli slime
This is the greatest vacation I could have ever asked for.

>> No.13854589

>>13854578
Working out and drinking aren't sins, are they anon?
Sirens I'd think.

>> No.13854590

>>13854570
/mgg/ BANZAI!!!

>> No.13854594
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>DMC4:SE is a success
Anyways, would you expose you're waifu or daughteru to cuhrazy action games at any point?

>> No.13854601

>>13854558
>Ren Xiongmao in an onsen
Yes...

>> No.13854602

>>13854583
>To be fair, there is a dude who keeps going on about how he plans to make it so that we get moved to /d/
pffff, the fucks he gonna do?

>> No.13854604

>>13854558
>Oppai loli skeleton
How does this work?

>> No.13854605

>>13854577
I'm a huge M too, but more for the bondage aspect and the other-person-having-more-control-than-you part than the pain part. Which is why I could never really get into Nyte. Best non-Succubus girl is L'mactia or whatever the Arachne's name is, with those stoner lizard girls in a close second.

>> No.13854607

>>13854532
They talk about monstergirls all the time in the /gfd/ thread, and the dumps also harbor discussion, so you don't have any excuse.

>> No.13854608

>>13854594
She can't play games with her big, meaty paws unless she uses one of those Famicom family trainer mats

>> No.13854610

>>13854558
>little soapland with a Kakuen
I wanna spank some fat monkey butt.

>> No.13854611

>>13854604
She has big rib bones.

>> No.13854614

>>13854604
She'll try to give you a bon-
No. No. I refuse to make that joke. That joke is below even me, and I'm the guy who has literally been punched for the awful puns I tell. There's such thing as too easy a joke.

>> No.13854616

>>13854605

Succubus Summoning 203 is probably my favorite chapter with Nÿte because there's no pain, just pure unadulterated snu-snu. L'Mactia is spidertits and Pfaffle is one of the stoner lizards, idk.

>> No.13854618

>>13854558
Wow, that all sounds fantastic. but I think I'll go to the "Little Soapland.
>Roll Angel
I am supremely overjoyed at my result. Fuck, I actually want to write this out...Permanent Happy Ending at a Sabbath Soapland with an Angel, then going to retire to one of the Hot Spring Inns with her...sounds wonderful. After a nice, oily massage with her in a pure white swimsuit of course...

>> No.13854622

>>13854607
Yeah, nah, I love posts six hours apart. Such stimulating discussion.

>> No.13854625

>>13854594
>spoiler
Really? It's not even that good of a game, I mean, I buyed it just because capcom niggers said the won't make another dmc if this one fails. Good news, I guess.

>> No.13854629

>>13854611
>>13854614
Either way, I'm trying a different establishment. Not into skeletons. Wonder what the mixed hotsprings will give me.

>>13854558
>Valkyrie
>Dhampir
>Willmarina
Holy shit I have a warrior harem.

>> No.13854630

>>13854616
201 really did it for the slight exhibitionist in me. And even if you do hate her, the first sex scene with Honey was pretty good IMO.

>> No.13854633
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>>13854558
Oppai loli Yuki-Onna, oh yes.

Nice and cold ice-cream scoop breasts.

>> No.13854637

>>13854558
>Little Soap Land
>Oppai loli gazer

I'm ok with this

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>>13854622
You're still not dragging is to /d/.

>> No.13854644

>>13854630

I don't hate Honey so much as I hate the body horror aspect of her. Ironic coming from an attention whore who did a David Cronenberg Ushi-Oni greentext.

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>>13854637
Does an oppai loli Gazer have fat eye-stalks?

>> No.13854651

>>13854586
>>13854604
>>13854633
>>13854637
All this oppai loli love. You guys make me so proud.

>> No.13854652

>>13854643
*us

>> No.13854659

>>13854633
Why does she need a snowsuit of she controls snow?

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>>13854583
>To be fair, there is a dude who keeps going on about how he plans to make it so that we get moved to /d/, as it's somehow interfering with Kancolle or Monmusu discussion on /jp/ or /a/.
Is that his primary motivation? The only time we ever discuss Kancolle is when Abyssals are brought up, and Monmusu is obvious.

>> No.13854663

>>13854558
>Onsen
>Chesire
before the night is done, ill have my hands on fat cat tats

>> No.13854664

>>13854659
if she*

>> No.13854665

>>13854659
Fashion!

>> No.13854668

>>13854644
The whole faces-of-captured-souls-on-her-torso thing isn't Cronenberg-inspired, actually. It's a reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street 3. When Freddy kills people, he absorbs their souls and tortures them forever. http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chest2.jpg
TBH, I love deconstructive stuff that gets into the fridge horror that would be caused by monster girls. Link please?

>> No.13854672

>>13854659
Because that shit's cute as fuck nigga.
It's like seeing a Hellpup dressed as a firefighter.

>> No.13854674

>>13854558
Onsen.
>Scylla

Figures I'd find them near water. No biggie, though. She seems nice neough.

>>13854594
Maybe the Gungrave series. Nice way to burn an hour or two.

>> No.13854679

>>13854672
I want to see a Hellpup in a puffy snowsuit, pouting and causing the snow to melt around here.

>> No.13854681

>>13854660
>Is that his primary motivation?
Who knows?
Maybe it's a guy who followed us from /a/ for kicks.
Maybe someone on /jp/ just really doesn't like us, despite being mostly self-contained.
Dunno.

>> No.13854682

>>13854558
>hotsprings
>Dark Priest, Elf, Harpy

Dear Penthouse...

>> No.13854683
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Just uploaded this.
http://exhentai.org/g/838225/fd1131128c/

Also, lamia best monster girl.

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>>13854668

I wouldn't call this fridge horror as a mistake that I did a long time ago that was horridly edgy.

>> No.13854701

>>13854688
I still don't regret capping that.

>> No.13854702

>>13854683
>Z-Ton has a monsterboy
>Ahobaka
>Furry
Nope.jpg

>> No.13854710

>>13854688
OK, maybe that's slightly edgy, but it's still a great concept. Imagine all the awful shit that human women (or men, in the case of alps) would go through in being monsterized. Parasite slimes come to mind.
Also, while on the subject of deconstructive monster girl stuff, has anybody done a story examining all the shit that would go wrong if in a modern-world-with-monster-girls setting, demons existed? People turning into Alps everywhere, the knowledge that gods, devils, and the underworld exist, the obvious government freakouts over knowledge that big. Imagine the prejudice that even non-demonic monster girls would face from religious fundamentalists and radicals.

>> No.13854713

>>13854702
Third nuke when?

>> No.13854716
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13854716

I want to join the Monster Girl City Riot Knights and help keep the peace!

>> No.13854717

>>13854713
Dunno. Got more towers to fly planes into?

>> No.13854718

>>13854683
>Lamia best monstergirl
>There's a lamia doujin in here
>Done by Ahobaka
>It's actually vanilla, with no NTR or vore or anything
>It's not shit

How the fuck did THIS happen!?

>> No.13854723

>>13854660
Well not only when Abyssals are brought up.

Tenryuu Dragon best dragon.

>> No.13854730

>>13854717
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_World_Trade_Center

>> No.13854731

>>13854710

I think Peterdnzl did something like that with Spider and the Fly. Not sure since I barely ever read stuff by other writefaggots. Har har har.

Would attempt a story like that but far too self critical and un-disciplined to do something that isn't a short story.

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>>13854730
MAMONO MANA CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>> No.13854739

>>13854732
IT'S A CONSPIRACY! THE ILILIMUMANATI ARE BEHIND IT!

>> No.13854741

>>13854731
That's what I liked about the Spider and the Fly, it handled fear and aggression between man and monster in a somewhat believable way. When other wtirefags try to do it, they usually end up with one side being pure angels who din du nuffin and the other evil mustache twirlers. Did Peterdnzl ever finish that story?

>> No.13854742

>>13854739
>You'll never be abducted and wake up naked surrounded by hooded girls in a secret organisation of Chochin-Obakes

>> No.13854743

>>13854558

Anon: Just FYI, you can do a random search and limit it to Mamono pages (i.e., exclude setting and item pages) using:

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>> No.13854744

>>13854741

I'm not sure. He may have. But eh. Got too many unfinished ideas to look into and procastinate over

>> No.13854746

>>13854558
You know what? Let's go hotsprings.
>Harpy
>Sahuagin
>Youko

I think I'll spend a good five minutes just staring at the ceiling wondering how my life got to this point.
I'd be okay with being shared by them.

>> No.13854749

>>13854743
Oh neat.

Now people don't have to have sex with books.

>> No.13854751

>>13854749
Just thought I'd mention it since whenever I run "roll your random waifu" things and explicitly say, "If it's not an MG profile page, reroll!" there's always at least one idiot who just goes along with rolling the Demon Lord as a waifu or something.

>> No.13854754

>>13854743
First I've seen of this, thanks anon!

>> No.13854755

>>13854744
>>13854741
He did.

>> No.13854757

Okay, I have two ideas I really wanna write about now. Which one sounds better?

>Masochistic Anubis enters into illicit relationship with her teacher
>Single anon gets Happy End from an Angel at a Sabbath Soaphouse

Cause I can't decide.

>> No.13854759

>>13854757
>Masochistic Anubis enters into illicit relationship with her teacher
Do it

>> No.13854763

>>13854757
Angel

>> No.13854764

>>13854755
I'll have to go back and read it again. It was really good.

>> No.13854766

>>13854757
Anubis. Has potential for building some sort of relationship and getting development. Soapland, less so.

>> No.13854767

>>13854651
Oppai loli is love, Oppai loli is life

>You will never watch the paladin girl who stormed you castle hit the trap the Oppai sabbath trap
>She'll never collapse the group her panicked gasps growing sweeter as her armer grows looser everywhere except her breastplate, a canyon of flesh already visible

>>13854648
Top right and yes

>> No.13854772

>>13854749
>not having sex with books

>> No.13854773

>>13854757
The angel, it just sounds heavenly.
I'm not against the anubis either, it sounds delightfully kinky.

>> No.13854778

>>13854757
Angel, Anubi already have a shit ton of content.

>> No.13854780

>>13854757
Change the anubis for the angel.

>> No.13854782

>>13854757
Angel, I need something to wash that .less waifu story away

>> No.13854783

>>13854764
>It was really good.
Yeah, we need more decent writefags like him. And of the ones we do have, they need to write more.

>> No.13854784

>>13854757
Angel.

>> No.13854788

>>13854782
What story?

>> No.13854792

>>13854757
Anubis a shit angel a best

>> No.13854802

>>13854757
>Single anon gets Happy End from an Angel at a Sabbath Soaphouse
You sure you don't mean married anon watches his angel waifu give happy ends to other anons at a sabbath 'art' gallery?

>> No.13854810

>>13854757
Anon, if I may suggest, "tell me what story you want" votes tend to get very heavily same-fagged because it's easy and there's relatively high stakes on the outcome. You should use strawpoll or something

>> No.13854813

>>13854802you like "Not cheating" threads don't you anon?

Smug Slut.jpg

>> No.13854817

>>13854810
Anubisfucker pls, give other girls a chance. Damn autist.

>> No.13854822

>>13854757
Angel, as Anubutt is overdone.

>> No.13854823

>>13854817
>someone suggests using a method of polling that eliminates easy cheating
>"stupid autists!"

Welp, looks like that anon was right. Seems there is some samefagging going on.

>> No.13854825

>>13854813
>spoiler
I... don't know. I only ever go here and /a/. Are these some robot threads or something?

>> No.13854827

>>13854823
>changing you ip is hard

Stay salty.

>> No.13854830

>>13854823
You should at the posting times once in while.

>> No.13854836

We have been on the bottem edge of page 10 for hours now.

So what kind of Monstergirl plays the most dangerous game?

>> No.13854837

>>13854825
On /gif/, basically women doing intercrural and ither non pentrative forms of sex with men not their husbands.

>> No.13854846

>>13854836
Lots of them. Certainly the likes of manticore, mantis, werewolves and p'orks at the least.

>> No.13854848

>>13854810
I think people are misunderstanding. I fully intend to write both, to the extent I am able to write at a very slow rate. It's just a matter of which I work on and attempt to finish first.

>>13854802
>>13854782
C'mon guys. It wasn't that bad. Sure, the double-standard was pretty heavy-handed, but that cum in the champagne glass bit was tops. Granted that was very end and the rest of it was just "Oh my isn't female toplessness great? I love being topless!", which frankly, wore on a tad long. The cameo from his other recent story was neat though.

>>13854817
But I am Anubisfucker.

>>13854759
>>13854766
That's two...
>>13854763
>>13854773
>>13854778
>>13854784
>>13854792
>>13854822
Vs 6.
Guess I'll put Anubis on hold for a bit and try to write some Angelic Bathhouse Smut.

>>13854780
Nah.

>> No.13854850

>>13854836
RISK?
Martial ones or those inclined to rule

>> No.13854851

>>13854827
Honestly, not him, but given how popular Anubis seems to have been in the past versus almost no content or discussion for angels, my gut feeling is that there is some ballot stuffing going on. I could be wrong though, so feel free to call me names if it helps validate your arguement.

Plus, if it's equally easy to cheat on strawpoll, there's nothing to lose by using it now is there? It'll be the same results any ways.

>> No.13854852

>>13854810
This is why I just write what I want or what people actively ask me for.

>> No.13854855

>>13854848
Should have done more ballot stuffing rather than suggest a neutral strawpoll, like the other guy did.

>> No.13854858

>>13854837
Oh. Na, I was just funposting.

>>13854848
>, but that cum in the champagne glass bit was tops
People actually like this? I was wondering because I've been playing with the idea lately

>> No.13854864

>>13854858
They have a whole fetish for that, anon. I'll give you three guesses what country it comes from.

In any case, it's called gokkun.

>> No.13854868

>>13854864
>TFW when you don't produce enough to fill your waifu's champagne glass on your own

>> No.13854870

>>13854810
>You should use strawpoll or something
You're advocating Strawpoll to make voting fair? Come now. This is why I like to use Google Docs; proxying probably still works, but you can hide the result of the vote until you're ready to release it so no one can tell when their side is losing, providing less incentive to stuff.

>> No.13854872

>>13854836
>Ushi-Oni
>Kunoichi
>Every catgirl
>Minotaurus
>Mantis
>Every wolfgirl
It's a pretty extensive list, now that I think about it.

>> No.13854875

>>13854870
It's certainly not perfect, but you have to admit, setting up proxies and dynamic IPs is a tad bit harder than just pressing the "submit" button on 4chan more than once.

>> No.13854876

>>13854868
Girtablilu venom.
Doppelganger potions.

>> No.13854884

>>13854868
>>13854876

They also have those duplication potions for KC-approved monogamous gangbangs. A few of those and you can fill a dogbowl or bucket.

>> No.13854885

>>13854884
Anon are you dumb?

>> No.13854889

>>13854836
>Monopoly

Tanukis.

>> No.13854891

>>13854885
No, I'm pretty sure he's Anon, not Dumb.

>> No.13854894

>>13854891
Yeah, you're dumb.

>> No.13854897

>>13854875
True, but what about this: by requiring proxies you force the hardcore autists to get to work so you get what, two, three people pushing for results? Anyone can ballot stuff and indeed some will in response to perceived ballot stuffing on the other side. As such you might actually end up with something closer to a legitimate result without using the "more secure" option.

Though as I type this I realize setting up dynamic IPs isn't hard at all.

>> No.13854898

>>13854894
But I'm not Dumb either, I'm Anon. You're pretty bad at names.

>> No.13854913

>>13854897
Looking around a bit, polldaddy seems the best option for online polls. Requires you to setup a free account, but comes with the ability to enable both cookie and IP checking on votes, optional captcha, and hiding survey results.

Again, not perfect, but since they seem to cater primarily to corporate customers means they likely have a more robust budget (and thus better ballot stuffing detection and prevention) than other poll hosts.

>> No.13854914
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13854914

Undead OP threads take so long to die. Coincidence? No such thing

>> No.13854915

>>13854713
Did someone say nuke? >>13850206

>> No.13854917

>>13854913
Interesting. I wonder if users here would sperg out about using a different service though. I know some people raised a fuss about not being provided stories on Pastebin, for one. You odn't need to sign up to vote, just to make the polls, right?

>> No.13854927

>>13854852

>TFW you'll never have people make requests of you outside of stupid shit you did for practice

>> No.13854933

>>13854917
That's right, yeah.

Honestly, it looks pretty sexy for a poll host. Embedding of images or video in the poll, multiple questions, options to choose which methods of anti-ballot-stuffing to use, ability to hide results, allow comments or type-in custom poll options by voters, automatic poll closing after a certain time.

Most of the options are available in free mode, too. The only real significant thing left out is the ability to restrict voters (limit voters to certain domain emails, IP ranges, having a poll password, etc).

>> No.13854937

>>13854927
>tfw people only request my greentext stuff
I mean, it's nice but it's a lazy form of writing...

>> No.13854942

>>13854937
It's also a lazy form of reading. Sometimes you've just gotta take a compliment where you can get it.

>> No.13854951

>>13854942
Fair enough reasoning.

>> No.13854976
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13854976

We're about to die aren't we.

>> No.13854982

>>13854976
I hope so.

>> No.13854984

>>13854976
Is she rubbing rice on herself?

>> No.13854988

>>13854984
>yfw it's her armpit hair.

>> No.13854989

>>13854984
just lamia things

>> No.13854993

>>13854984
Have you ever seen a sponge before?

>> No.13854994

>>13854988
Bleh!

>> No.13854996

>>13854984
It's for... exfoliating?

>> No.13855002

>>13854993
Have you ever fucked a vagina?

>inb4 yur mum

>> No.13855006

Would you guys ever think to meet up?

>> No.13855009

>>13854989
>Fucking your man for preparing you softboiled eggs
I would hoe at least that would warrant something.

>> No.13855010

>>13855006
Gay.

>> No.13855011

>>13855006
I'm too new. I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about half the time.

>> No.13855012

>>13855006
Fuck no. I enjoy you guys on here, but meeting in real life sounds like an awful idea.

>> No.13855018

>>13855006
I would never meet up with anybody for the purpose of discussing monstergirls in public.
This shit is dying with me.

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>>13855006
Fuck that noise

>> No.13855020

>>13855010
You hope.

>> No.13855024

>>13854718
Oh the times, indeed.

>> No.13855025

>>13855006
Hahahaha-No.

I might chat on this thread so much I genuinely question my mental health, but the same can be said of the rest of you. No way I'd want to meet up with a bunch of possibly highly autistic trolls like you.

I love you guys, but fuck no I'd never want to meet any of you.

>> No.13855030

>>13855018
>not having pervert friends

>>13855012
>I enjoy you guys on here

On the internet anon, really?

>> No.13855032
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13855032

>someone got impatient waiting for this thread to die again

>> No.13855033

>>13855006
>hey dude, nice to meet you!
>y-yeah, man, glad to be here
>so, what's your favorite monster girl?
>uh.. snakes I guess...
>mine too, I think...
>heh heh heh
>so, wanna go play smash?

>> No.13855036

>>13855011
How new? What compelled you to come to this hive of scum and villainy in the first place?

>> No.13855037

>>13855006
Ha. No.

>> No.13855039

I WANT A WURM TO SHAKE HER BIG FAT BUTT IN MY FACE

>> No.13855040

>>13855006
I can guarantee you, any meetup of members of this thread would end in at least one fistfight.

>> No.13855043

>>13855032
MOTHERFUCKER, I HAD MINE LINED UP!

>> No.13855044

>>13855006
I will show you all the joys of fishing and then putting models together while drinking Hot chocolate.

>> No.13855045

>>13855006
I would rather drown.

>> No.13855046

>>13855032
We're the last in line to get bumped off, how didn't that bump us off?

>> No.13855056

>>13855046
Mods are deleting threads.

We are 7 new threads away from this thread being bumped off the board. In other words, we're going to be here a while.

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>>13854683
>That new Thomas doujin.

>> No.13855058

>>13855040
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.13855060

>>13855006
Don't make me cringe

>> No.13855064

>>13855058
>>13855006
>>13855040

I dare any of your asholes to talk shit on canon confirmed Wights having best butts. I'll fuckin' rek u

>> No.13855065

>>13855056
Fuck. That means the new thread will be rife with shitposting.

>> No.13855069

>>13855064
My nigga, Wights definitely have the canonically best butts.

>> No.13855070

>>13855064
Bring it on fag, I hope you're fine with being unable to jerk off.

>> No.13855071

>>13855065
Just get the mods to delete it.

>> No.13855073

>>13855069
You sure about that? Scylla ass game is strong.

>> No.13855076

>>13855036
I came across these threads when I decided to visit /jp/ on a whim. It turns out monster girls are pretty cool.

>> No.13855078

>>13855006
you better fucking not make photos idiots
t. gun owner

>> No.13855079

>>13855065
It's already being shitposted, someone is spamming the John pasta.

>> No.13855084

>>13854702
>Z-Ton has a monsterboy
What's worse, it's NTR, followed by Monster Boy.

Z-Ton, I am ever so disappoint...

>> No.13855087

>>13855006
Sure, do you want to come here with me? I'm literally in the end of the world.

>> No.13855091

>>13855006
Only if MGE was real and alping was a thing that could happen.

>> No.13855093

>>13855076
Well, I'm sorry that you had to see a lot of stupid shit.
>>13855079
>spamming
I don't know what they're hoping to achieve since there's barely anyone there.

>> No.13855094

>>13855033
>smash

MKX or bust.

>> No.13855097

>>13855087
Oceania? New Zealand?

>> No.13855101

>>13855070
>>13855073
You niggers best know that I can glass a cunt with power comparable to the glory of wight butt. step down niggers, I know this for real becase my dad works at KC.

>> No.13855107

>>13855064
>canon

???

>> No.13855109

>>13855097
Lower.

>> No.13855110

>>13855109
Tasmania?

>> No.13855112

>>13855109
Anon, are you a penguin?

>> No.13855114

>>13855109
Antartica? Seriously?

>> No.13855118

>>13854683
>Z-Ton Bat-Kunoichi goes full-NTR
I mean yeah, it was hinted in th elast chapter, but still, this is just terrible, the way it's played up...

>> No.13855119

>>13855109
Argie!

>> No.13855124

>>13855118
That's what you get for trusting Z-Ton.

>> No.13855128

>>13855110
>>13855112
>>13855114
Bzzzt! Wrong.
>>13855119
Bingo!

>> No.13855131

>>13855124
I know right, dudes got a name like Z-Ton. Has a person Named Z-Ton ever not fucked you over?

>> No.13855135

>>13855119
>>13855128
What's argie? You mean argentina?

>> No.13855136

>>13854937

Yeah and I hate that the only time people say anything good is when it's a greentext. Other times it's just a "fuck off"

>> No.13855140

>>13855128
So, are you white?

>> No.13855142

>>13855136
We hit you because we love you.

>> No.13855148

>>13855135
Yep.
>>13855140
Will you believe me if I say yes?

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>>13855131
>>13855124

>> No.13855154

>>13855148
>end of the world

Fucking liar.

>> No.13855155

>>13855142

Bullshit you guys loaf me.

>> No.13855156

>>13855151
Also you >>13855118

>> No.13855157

>>13855154
He's probably in Patagonia. That's pretty end of the earth.

>> No.13855159

>>13855124
It's not like he's ever done such a thing before. He's never done anything even close to "Disgusting fat man fucks yo girl".

Starting to think it's true what they say, about everyone needing to do it at least once...And then all the Vanilla-loving artists get corrupted by it and draw nothing but NTR after that.

>> No.13855160

>>13855155
"loaf"?

Like a bread loaf?

>> No.13855163

>>13855159
Is this the bat that fucks the hobos? Or was it something else?

>> No.13855167

>>13855159
Well then I guess I'll have to look for porn somewhere else.

>> No.13855169

>>13855159
I hope I will never see Hroz doing that

>> No.13855172

>>13855006
I've done Comiket metups before and that's fine because there's some sort of purpose to it and we were all there anyway so why not meetup. But I can't see just a get together being anything worthwhile or interesting.

>> No.13855173

Do you guys play dating sims?

>> No.13855180

>>13855148
Sorry Anon, no.

>> No.13855187

>>13855173
I wish I felt the compulsion to.

>> No.13855191

>>13855173
Not really.

I prefer a game with dating sim elements over a straight dating sim.

>> No.13855192

>>13855173
No. I don't play many games to begin with.

>> No.13855194

>>13855163
Nah, that was a different artist.

This was Bat Kunoichi who does the whole slutty double-talk thing with her childhood friend, telling him she wants him to have her first time before she has to use her body on missions.

Second chapter picks up with childhood friend apparently fighting their master to spare her this fate...and losing miserably, so then she is sent on a mission and fucks a big ugly fat guy while Master and Friend look on secretly.

>> No.13855199

>>13855173
I played Huniepop and AA2

>> No.13855201

>>13855194
Sounds shit. But then what hase Z-ton ever done tht was good?

>> No.13855203

>>13855187
>>13855191
>>13855192
>>13855199

Saw something about a guy ending up in one and becoming successful with girls in that world because he plays so many of them. Couldn't help but feel bad at the thought of striking out with 2D in that situation, since I don't play such.

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>>13855194
Why can't we have nice things

>> No.13855205

>>13855194
God hentai never ceases to not be complete garbage.

>> No.13855209

>>13855173
I've only played one. Tsukushite Agechau 4

>> No.13855213

>>13855136
Have you considered getting gud?

>> No.13855220

>>13855201
>>13855204
>>13855205
Then at the end the Master knocks the fat guy out, and goes to take his turn...then gets knocked out by the childhood friend, who's now a bat-boy himself, and then flies off to a happy ending with the bat-girl.

So yeah, then you've also got >monsterboys up in that. Part of me wonders if the translation might reveal that it was all a rouse, and even the first fat guy was a deception...but it's not like that'd make the visuals of him fucking the bat-girl any less shit. So yeah, probably the most shit thing Z-Ton has done to date.

>> No.13855225

>>13855220
Hope he commits sudoku. What's Ch3? Raising a fat faceless baby who grows up to cuck you with NTRdrugs?

>> No.13855226

>>13855213

I dunno how to get gud.

>>13855160

Knead me, Gordon.

>> No.13855228

>>13855220
Z-Ton needs to be banned for being worse than literal shit.

>> No.13855229

>>13855173
Do hentai advs count?

>> No.13855231

>>13855220
Oh Z-ton, what happened to you? I remember when you put out cute mangas about squid girls with hand vaginas. You were good once.

>> No.13855232

>>13855220
What the fuck is he doing, doesn't he have editors or some shit that can stop him from pulling this crap?

>> No.13855235

>>13855226
Who's Gordon?

I'm Anon.

>> No.13855236

>>13855220
Why does Z-Ton jump the shark nowadays? I still remember that shit with the horse armor.

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>>13855201
Squid Love and pic related are god tier
>you will never journey with our bat waifu
>you will never fuck your squid oneesan's handpussy

>> No.13855241

>>13855226
Honestly the easiest way to get recognition seems to be acting on a moment of inspiration and writing something topical in-thread. Or at least starting it here so people are more or less forced to look at it seems to help. From there it's just about hitting the right boner/heart/in rare cases humor buttons as people here will eat up technically terrible stuff so long as their heart boner or boner boner are satisfied.

>> No.13855244

>>13855237
So horsepussy was his downfall huh? Lit that be a lesson to ye

>> No.13855245

Wow, all this hate. You guys need to learn how to enjoy NTR by identifying as the girl

>> No.13855246
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>>13855213
>See horse pussy crying in the rain
>Ask her what's wrong
>She glances at you before hiding her face in her hands again
>You resume walking
>Turn around at her shouting it's not fair
>What?
>"I don't have venom, or dust, or a badonkadonk for men to ogle. I'm so much taller than men, and so big they can't hold me and kiss me. I smell like a barn no matter how much I bathe, and I can't reach back there. I'm a horse! I'm disgusting!
>Ponder all this for a few moments
>Gently caress her cheek, her ears perk right up, her eyes full of hope
>Draw her closer, and lower
>Whisper in her ear
>>Git Gud

Anons are such dicks.

>> No.13855250

>>13855245
One step from alping.

>> No.13855251

>>13855246
I want to comfort horsepussy.

>> No.13855253

>>13855246
>or a badonkadonk for men to ogle.
I'm pretty sure that's provably false. Horse ass is da fattest. Dem flanks, man.

>> No.13855254

>>13855245
Fucking faggot, netori master race.

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13855259

>>13855246
If she had a frontpussy I'd totally go for that Centaur poon and sire oppai loli daughterus.

>> No.13855261

>>13855253
>actually looking at horse ass

>> No.13855262

>>13855220
>Fat fuck took her first time
It's the little things that are only there to kick you in the head. That's why I hate NTR.

>> No.13855263

>>13855245
Can I just have alps without NTR?

>> No.13855265

>>13855225
I'm pretty sure this storyline is at its end.

It ends with him, now in Ninja-Master garb, out teaching a boy and bat-girl how to fish with ninja skills.

I just hope that Z-Ton has worked it out of his system, and we never get something this distasteful again.

>> No.13855270

>>13855262
>Fat fuck took her first time
Nah, childhood friend got that much in Chapter 1.

>> No.13855271

>>13855254
Huh, didn't know there was a term for that. Looks like I'm going to be busy.

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>>13855259
>tfw no haughty Centaur Knight to squire for.

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Kek

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>>13855273
>you will never ride your knight Centaur onee-san

>> No.13855281

>>13855276
S-Sugoi

>> No.13855283

>>13855275
Don't you have viagra commercials to fap to?

>> No.13855285

>>13855265
>I'm pretty sure this storyline is at its end.
Na, his dad was smirking in one of the end panels. It was his dad who picked his mask up again, right? I mean, he tried to salvage it with the whole
>I'm a bat now, my dick is bigger and it'll make you feel better than his and I'll be the one to get you pregnant and run away with you
But it's still shit.

>>13855270
Right, with that 4way ninja trick. Still, I wonder how many mysterious 'missions' she had to go on while he was raising 'his' kids, while he knows full well there aren't any clients.

>> No.13855286

>>13855265
Napata went full NTR once and came back, at least it's not impossible.

>> No.13855293

>>13855283
You're calling me an old faceless man??

>> No.13855295

>>13855276
>My feet hurt
>This wind is too strong
>My tail is too heavy, and it's dirty from dragging along the ground
>I'm cold
>i wish I wasn't horsepussy

>> No.13855296

>>13855261
You've never stared at the majestic power of a horse ass in motion? Never found your eyes drawn to that swishing tail? You've never lived, friend.

>> No.13855299

>>13855296
You had best be joking.

>> No.13855303
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13855303

Humans are filthy and degenerate, round ears go die.

>> No.13855308

>>13855303
Fuck you, you dagger-eared Elf skank!

>> No.13855309

>>13855303
I want to desmug a haughty elf by asking her on a date.

>> No.13855310

>>13855303
Stuff an elf!
Make her a cuddle slave!

>> No.13855312

>>13855303
That coming from a tsun shit, why don't we make you one of the round ears you so "despise?"

I'm getting the scalpel.

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>>13855303
>a yandere survivalist Elf will never forcefully sire daughterus with you innawoods

>> No.13855315

>>13855232
People buy NTR its not like any of you cucks complaining actually buy hentai so why should he cater to you? He has to pay his bills somehow.

>> No.13855318

>>13855286
>Napata went full NTR
I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't want to know.

>>13855285
It was bad man, no need to make it worse. Pretty sure that the one fat guy was the only time she ever had to, assuming that chapter 2 is an immediate progression from chapter 1. Timeline of events would be...
>Childhood Friends Fuck before she has to whore herself out because ninja
>"I don't want mai waifu to whore herself out!"
>Gets his ass kicked
>"Alright sweetie time to whore yourself out."
>Whores herself out to fat guy
>"I'mma take my turn now."
>"Fuck no I'mma bat too now."
>Bats fuck off to somewhere

And hopefully that's the last we'll see of that shit.

>> No.13855319

>>13855299
Joking? Why would I joke about the lovely coconut-like sound of clopping hooves? Would I laugh at melodious snickering? No, I'm as serious as an armored destrier charging straight at you.

Are you mad yet, city boy? I hope not.

>> No.13855322

>>13855241

>Writing something topical

No you.

>> No.13855324

What is your stance on NTRing an unhealthy relationship?
It's kinda my fetish.

>> No.13855329

>>13855315
/sp/ pls calm down.

>> No.13855331
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13855331

>>13855314
A Dark Elf will never treat you like the lowly, pathetic Human you are.

>> No.13855332

>>13855275
NTR only hurts If you care about the characters. I can count on one hand the amount of times it has affected me. Not even my waifu in one particular doujin. Not the ntr itself, just the utter helplessness of the character.

>> No.13855335

>>13855319
>>>/mlp/

>> No.13855336

>>13855322
>No you.
Not him, but some times it just hits you, and you gotta write some smut about some shmuck getting molested. Can't help it.

>>13855324
NTR is never good because it means the woman isn't trustworthy. Have the ovaries to see a shit relationship for what it is and break it off yourself, then go for the new guy. You can't trust a woman you win through NTR

>> No.13855338

>>13855336
>You can't trust a woman you win through NTR
What if she's being abused anon? What if she has no other way out? Won't she be more grateful to you for saving her?

>> No.13855343

>>13855332
The only time I really felt affected by anything NTR-esque was SAO season 1 part 2. Inb4 my taste a shit, SAO was the first anime I ever saw.

>> No.13855344

>>13855314
>>13855331
>you'll never bless the water and ground around an elf fortress and starve the fucker out
>you'll never shit in their temples and use their holy scripture as toilet paper
>you'll never slaughter the men and take the women as pleasure slaves

>> No.13855345

>>13855322
>No you.
I've already taken my turn a few times though. Don't worry, it's as >>13855336 says, it just comes sometimes. If you're good so will your readers.

>> No.13855349

>>13855343
>Watching SAO
>Getting emotionally invested in SAO
I have no words.

>> No.13855350

>>13855338
>What if she's being abused anon?
Weak willed
>What if she has no other way out?
Example?
>>13855338
>Won't she be more grateful to you for saving her?
Yeah sure, until she can find an excuse to suck some other guys cock.

>> No.13855352

>>13855343
How old are you?

And what do you mean? I saw SAO out of order, pretty sure I missed many episodes too.

>> No.13855353

>>13855343
It's okay anon. There is still time. You will find other animes to care about. Ones without two years of semen.

>> No.13855354

>>13855349
SAO is one of the big entry-level anime though, like SnK or KLK. Can't blame a dude entering for his entry level taste. You can blame him for not starting on cowboy bebop though.
The first anime I ever saw was queen's blade

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>>13855344
Even pelinal would call you edgy anon

>> No.13855358

>>13855338
Do not bother, these guys would rather take burning irons to the balls than ever painting NTR in a positive light. You are wasting your time.

>> No.13855359

>>13855275
Oh wow, that's pretty fucking weak. For one, almost none of hentai diggers has an actual waifu, but getting anxious and associating with a victim is a norm among those people.
A honest 0/5, that's not even starting to analyze it.

>> No.13855371

>>13855349
>>13855352
>>13855353
Relax guys, this was two years ago wen I was 19. That being said, I was crazy depressed and knew nothing about anime. SAO is what originally got me in to anime and monstergirls, by extension, and it will always have a special place with me. I've seen a whole lot of shows since then (100+) and I'm sure my standards have improved.

>> No.13855372

>>13855355
You cannot comprehend the amount of fucks I do not give.jpg

>> No.13855374

>>13855359
Diggers?

Maybe it's too broad, but there is truth in it.

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13855375

>>13855358
>NTR in a positive light.
>NTR
>in a positive light.

>> No.13855377

>>13855354
KlK and SnK might be entry-level because of how wide-spread they were, but at least they were decent series with good creative teams behind them. SAO is just utter tripe.

>>13855371
>SAO got you into Monster Girls
I'm going to assume that "By extension", SAO led to anime which led to MGs, cause otherwise that's just nonsensical.

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13855379

Why do Wyverns get the least attention out of all the Dragons?

>> No.13855382

>>13855375
>I dont like it so its bad

>> No.13855383

>>13855375
Have you ever read kandachime?

>> No.13855384

>>13855377
>I'm going to assume that "By extension", SAO led to anime which led to MGs, cause otherwise that's just nonsensical.
Right, that's what I meant. Sorry if I worded it weirdly, I wanted to avoid blogshit as much as possible.

>> No.13855387

>>13855379
Actually that honor goes to ryuu. Wyverns at least have the crybaby thing working for them.

>> No.13855388

>>13855379
I want to press my face into her cotton candy pink hair and grab the undersides of her heavy breasts.

>> No.13855389

The reason why people hate NTR is because it plays on their insecurities.

>> No.13855391

You people never cease to be horrible.

>> No.13855392

>>13855389
Tell me more.

>> No.13855394

>>13855379
She's pretty chuuni isn't she?

>> No.13855395

>>13855389
I don't like it because it's cheap writing and amounts to shock horror. It's like 'edgy' gore but with sex. Shows you're a shit writer and have to rely on gutpunches and ham the fuck out of the jealousy to make any one feel anything for your characters.

>> No.13855397

>>13855391

Adrenal glands pls

>> No.13855400

>>13855391
Just do it.

>> No.13855401

>>13855395
except you dont really feel anything with NTR UNLESS they are well written characters that you actually care about.

>> No.13855402

>>13855394
Yeah, but she looks like a hero chuuni. Way better than a villain chuuni.

>> No.13855403

>>13855395
So you're saying you don't like it because it's easy to write? To evoke a reaction? I don't think so Herbert.

Every single instance of NTR pisses you off?

>> No.13855404

>>13855392
Well, they aren't confident in themselves or their abilities to be in a relationship. Even being in a happy loving relationship is something that a lot of people don't feel capable/worthy/good enough to have. Fantasising about having their ideal relationship only to have their waifu stolen away by some fat faceless scumbag really makes their blood boil. I assume all of this because it's how I feel, and I'm definitely sure I'm not the only one who feels this way.

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13855408

>two more threads away from death

>> No.13855410

>>13855402
Maybe she can be the village guardian. The pink-haired Wyvern with many adoring fans and many suitors. Young village men who have a crush on the cheerful girl.

>> No.13855411

>>13855404
That's laughably sad anon.

>> No.13855415

>>13855401
This is true. Which is why personally, I hate "Good" (That is, well-written and constructed) NTR because it makes me feel like shit, and I hate "Bad" NTR because it's just annoyingly tripe, usually playing to the same cliches over and over again with 0 creativity.

The only kind of NTR I like, or can at least stand, is the stuff where it's more a background element.

>> No.13855418

>>13855415
So like, doujins where you don't see the person being cucked?

>> No.13855419

>>13855303

>round ears go die

Shouldn't that be spoon ear or something?

>> No.13855421
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13855421

>>13855388
I want a big, muscular Wyvern with big titties and ass to raise me to be her rider.

>> No.13855422

>>13855410
All she needs is a dumb hero name. The Green Streak?

>> No.13855424

>>13855421
>Big
>Big tities
>Muscular
literally every single thing you DONT want to have when trying to fly.

>> No.13855426

>>13855424
Dragon Magic

>> No.13855427

>>13855411
Oh, I'm fully aware of how sad it is. It isn't anything I'm proud of and it's something I work on, but I just wanted to answer the guy's question. Since I'm aware of how I feel so I don't bash NTR or anything. Also because doing that doesn't make them go away.

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>>13855421
I suppose it's safer than going out into the wild and trying to tame one the old-fashioned way.

If you fail, she'll be the one mounting you.

>> No.13855432

>>13855424
Dragons stronk

>> No.13855438

>>13855424
Big would probably be a plus when it comes to lifting something the size of a human and muscles would be a must for that self-same purpose. Titties though serve no function in flight though, aside from maybe balancing.

>> No.13855440

>>13855418
Yeah, pretty much. Can't form any kind of emotional sympathy if I never see 'im, right?

>> No.13855444

>>13855440
That's very serial killer of you.

>> No.13855445

>>13855438
Muscles weigh a lot compared to everything else in your body you can flap as much as you want with huge muscles but it wont be enough to lift you off the ground.

>> No.13855448

>>13855424
I for one would welcome a lithe flat chested wyvern as my overlord.

>> No.13855453

>>13855404
>>13855427
This anon is fucking real.

>> No.13855455

>>13855453
Yeah, so?

I've seen worse.

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13855456

>>13855448
>lithe flat chested
It'd be nice if she at least had a big bottom, thick thighs, and wide hips. Girls with plank bodies a shit.

>> No.13855463

>>13855453
Thanks I guess.

>> No.13855466

>>13855445
You say that despite the fact that muscles are required for moving limbs, especially for long periods and real life birds being pretty built in the chest. There's got to be balance yeah, but by strapping someone onto her back you tilt that balance towards more muscle.

>> No.13855469

>>13855401
>except you dont really feel anything with NTR UNLESS
Not really
>>13855403
>Every single instance of NTR pisses you off?
Pretty much.

What you guys need to understand is that NTR is like a formula. It invokes a reaction no matter what, no matter how desensitized you try to make yourself. NTR is jumpscares in a horror film, explosions in an action film, rape because an author can't think of another way to label a guy a villain.

It works, but it's so dreadfully cheap that you're outing yourself as a hack. That's why I don't like it.

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13855478

>>13855456
Lithe was probably the wrong word for me to choose.

Smaller chest with properly shaped and sized hip area is something I am very much so a fan of.

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13855492

Hey guys. Well, it's time I showed what I've been working on the last couple of months.

1607 lines.
Lots of words.
A complete short-novel length story.

http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP

It's something different than my usual. It's an adventure story from beyond the gate. Tried to do in a mix of styles and try a few new things, but should mostly have the flavor of something like The Mummy meets The Secrets of the Sphinx. Just a good romp in the desert.

It's in canon with the YB, M&M and Vengeance universes. You'll notice a lot of cross references to the shared history among them all. But you should be able to still follow along fine if you haven't read any of that.

Comments and crits are most welcome. I'll be resuming updates on my regular stories next.

>> No.13855501

>>13855492
>1607 lines.
Ho-lee shit.

Still, it's nice to see you back in action YBA.

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13855505

>>13855492
But waiter, all I ordered was the Horsepussy!

You're going to get back to it soon, right?

Right?

>> No.13855507

>>13855492
Oh my god, you live. I was wondering what happened to you. I'll make sure to give it a read.

Speaking of dead writefags, I hope that PRW comes back soon.

>> No.13855508

>>13855403
>Every single instance of NTR pisses you off?
All but that one set in ancient china.

>> No.13855513

>>13855478
Great taste anon

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>>13855505
Yes. You know I'd never abandon that story.

>> No.13855519

>>13855478
God, Elins are such fucking sluts.
I love it.

>> No.13855520

>>13855505
Hosrepussy a shit and Nina even more shit.

>> No.13855521

>>13855508
Night Stories From a Chinese Studio, I assume? It's pretty much the best thing ever put to ink.

>> No.13855531

>>13855514
Do I? You worry me a lot, YBA.

>>13855520
She IS a shit Anon, just like every other character. That's what's so great!

>> No.13855535

>>13855531
This is pretty much the theme of Vengeance and I love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb7rC-RnVc

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13855538

>>13855519
I know. It's great.

>> No.13855540

>>13855478
>>13855538
Don't temp me with these Elins right now. I don't want to fap tonight!

>> No.13855543

Meer is a whore.

>> No.13855547

>>13855531
>Do I? You worry me a lot, YBA.
Aw come on, friend. I said a few times I was working on the desert story and just didn't want to break my "post no more incomplete shorts" rule.

And I've been writing other Vengeance routes in my spare time, plus some advancement in the current route. Just not enough for a major update just yet. Gotta hit the 5k.

>> No.13855548

>>13855540
Elin Peropero x 6 is calling out to you and you know it.

Be a proper human and give into your desires.

>> No.13855553

>>13855543
Just like almost every girl in EMG except Smith and the team she leads.

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13855554

>>13855540
>temp me with these Elins right now
Okay

>> No.13855556

>>13855553
Yeah but MGE isn't as bad as this.
Seriously though, with the amount of girls lusting after him, Arthun is almost darling at this point.

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>>13855540
One is enough.

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>>13855540

>> No.13855563

>>13855554
>>13855561
Wait, hold on a minute! That's not what I said!
I said no more! No more!
NO ZAKU!

>> No.13855565

>>13855556
Too angry, not gud enough. Kira would be the closer comparison, really.

>> No.13855567

>>13855408
An oddly thread relevant gif considering MGE witch canon.

>> No.13855568

>>13855561
Sweet fucking christ THOSE HIPS. I need.

>> No.13855572

>>13855565
Yeah but Kira only has his Space Princess Pop Star who, for some reason has adoring fans that will follow her into hell itself for reasons I've yet to ascertain.

I'm thoroughly convinced that the whole "Secret Tunnel With Data" thing was so we can see Shin fly through the dark with three jet things following him.

Also, Shin tries to save crazy blonde girl, who is left alone for some reason, from drowning.

It's going as well as one would expect.

>> No.13855573

Are you a man who walks the path of the heavens to rule over everything /mgt/?

>> No.13855576

>>13855573
My grandmother said I should be, so yeah.

>>13855572
Mi harem es su harem. Alternatively you can break the fourth wall and look at all the sweet fujo poon Mecha Jesus has lined up. all in all though, I still say Kira's closer.

>> No.13855578

>>13855572
>Secret Tunnel with Data
Y'think?

>> No.13855581

>>13855576
I bet your grandmother says a lot of things.

>> No.13855582

>>13855573
Nah, I'm the kind of person who likes taking it easy.

>> No.13855583

>>13855492
So far, the Anubis with the speech impediment is pretty cute, and I like the idea of toumasu styled shortstack antgirls.

>> No.13855585

>>13855576
I guess.

>>13855578
I know, it was so subtle I almost didn't notice it.

Followed by executions.

Hello Four, why are you blonde and in this show?

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13855588

>>13855561
Two Elins > one Elin

>> No.13855591

>>13855581
Grandmother said many things. "Always wait an hour after eating to go swimming," "a man is naught but his word," "OP is always a faggot," that sort of thing. Grandmother was a wise woman.

>> No.13855592

>>13850343
Well I would recommend opening a book and-
No don't do that. Burn all books.
All knowledge leads to them. Destroy all knowledge.
You cannot hope to understand.
I cannot hope to understand.
Be ignorant. Do not let them know you know something. Drink to forget.

>> No.13855595

>>13855588
Lord Jesus, fuck it, where's the tissues

>> No.13855598

>>13855585
>Spoiler
Because if SEED was Gundam, then Destiny is Zeta.

But shit.

>> No.13855603

>>13855588
Those fucking swimsuit tops. How are they so sexy?

>> No.13855608

>>13855588
Yes, two is nice. So is escalating the content.
https://i.imgur.com/9ysNZDf.jpg

>> No.13855612

So what are some way we can torture paladin-chans? there's eggs up the butt but lets get more creative. I have an idea I'll call "The Death of Purity" You get this aphrodisiac goop that aids in elasticity to fairy tier, right? and dump a whole vat up a paladin's twat. And then you sit her on a dildo three times as thick as a normal cock, that gose all the way up to her sternum. She's impaled, right, but this is hentai logic so no pain. Now here is the torture.

You sink her down to the base, and make her get off. The pleasure would feel so good her knees would get shaky and she'd lose her strength and sink back down on it, only doubling her pleasure, until she tries to rise again. This is the "Death of Purity" You end up with broken, fallen paladins fucking themselves on giant dildos. And, I dunno, maybe you let those that pass go free. Or give them a banana sticker.

>> No.13855613

>>13855598
Yeah but then who's the Kamille?

Shin hasn't been slapped nearly enough by now, he didn't kill one of his parents, and his sister died before she went crazy.

Also, whomever thought that Meer/Lacus's singing was good enough to be put in needs to be slapped, she's got this weird, breathy way of doing it that just sounds awful.


MU! Stop petting NOT-Four!
It's creepy.
I know your the Char but you had an actual women before coming back from the dead.
Not to mention that Meer is just there to fill the bouncing boobs quota.

>> No.13855619

>>13855612
L-lewd!

>> No.13855622
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13855622

>You have yet to be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13855623

>>13855612
More?

>> No.13855625

>>13855622
You did it wrong anon.

>> No.13855626

>>13855612
Whats if I used my arm instead?

>> No.13855627

>>13855623
More what? Banana stickers? I didn't prepare that many because honestly I didn't expect too many paladins to pass the trial.

>> No.13855628

>>13855612
Pump 'em full of oomukade venom and get a thunderbird

>> No.13855630

>>13855626
Is it big enough? Anything big enough would work, but your arm might get tired. and if you get a real buff paladin she might break your bones with her orgasms.

>> No.13855631

>>13855612
>A banana sticker
only the truly worthy get a banana sticker

>> No.13855632

>>13855612
I'd rather hook her up to a Hathor tank, watching her eyes widen and tears form as her muscle is buried below a layer of softness the likes of which she's never seen.
Making her unfit for battle.

thats when I start making her feel good by teasing it and groping her, letting her experience what its like to have these new assets.

>> No.13855636

>>13855631
What do we do when the repressed sluts realize that they can just buy self validation?

>> No.13855638

>>13855636
Give them a taste of head pats and then deny it until they really deserve it.

>> No.13855648

>>13855638
I got it! The perfect way to break paladins! I'll call this idea "The Death of Purity" Mk.II !

Paladin chan has onii-chan/daddy issues right? We prey on that! We blind fold them, tie them to a chair, wrap them in warm comfy blankets and stick earbuds in their ears with recordings of the most fatherly sounding figure in the demon army uttering reassuring lines to them as gloves on a rotor constantly brush and "pat" their heads!

>> No.13855649

>>13855612
Feed the petite ones hathor milk and feed the curvy ones sabbath cookies
Feed the plain ones both

>> No.13855650

>>13855630
Eh, could just lie down and have the arm sitting up at the elbow while reading a book.
If the elbow up isn't enough for your standard girl surely a smaller girl could be arranged.
Elin have been popular tonight. Just fetch a girl of that build.

Also arms have a pulse. Extra stimulation if she's that sensitive where she can't even stand up.

>> No.13855651

>>13855612
You join up as a squire and get close to them taking advantage of their inexperience with men and their pent up lust to seduce her. You take her confession and pretend to love her while doing all sort of sweet lovey-dovey stuff. Then you fall in a trap and have her rush in to save you, only to be captured. Then you force her to watch you having sex with the mountergirls, all while you say that you never loved her. With the correct mind manipulations, on she'll only be able to get off when she's being ignored by you while you bang a superior girl.

>> No.13855655

Brains!

>> No.13855659

>>13855651
See my idea creates powerful succubi for the demon army. Yours just gives them strange fetishes.

There was that other idea I had earlier which is less a paladin-chan torture method and more a mindbreak torture method in which you lure a foe into a pitfall and hire a rogue cupid to shoot them up with love and black arrow over and over again until their spirit is crushed.

>> No.13855660

>>13855655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMFso-BkfZI

>> No.13855662

>>13855655
Banes?

>> No.13855667

>>13855662
Baelish pls

>> No.13855671

>>13855660
Nergal mg when?

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