/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ushi-Onis and Manticores a best, first confirms.

>>13839778
First for dead siblings creating new limbs out of ectoplasm to replace what you've lost.

Is it wrong to want to punt a Cait Sith like a shitty football?

>>13839784
I can agree with this.

Crow love!

>>13839784
So if a manticore wants to fit in with society how would she go about hiding the tailpussy? Would there be special panties for it or what?

>>13839770
Jokes on you, I like the Nightmare as a whole.

>>13839784
>being wrong
What a great start...

>>13839784
Anon it's not nice to tell lies.

Kuudere bug is the best.

>>13839794
How does she operate that bag?

>>13839788
Sudoku. Now.

>>13839784
Fuzzy spiders are great, but not the other cunt.

>>13839800
>>13839801
>Starting a Waifu war
Can we not anon?
That's not until sunday.

>>13839794
I want to have loving seated anal with her cloaca while she wraps her fingers around me.

>>13839794
Crows were proven to be the best in the poll. We were always right.

>>13839795
The way I understand it, only the inside of the tailpussy is the lewd bit. So to avoid lewdness, she'd just have to keep her tail closed.

>>13839805
Why? Don't you see the potential for heartwarming in this? You think I'm mad?

>>13839804
Something about mono or mana or something like that.

>>13839809
>implying waifu wars ever stop

>>13839808
I bet some Manticores are really nice deep down.
>>13839813
Makes sense.

Give her the B

>>13839825
I'll give her the B.

With BOTH HANDS!

>>13839809
He started it.

>>13839826
That's the way!

>>13839809
Hey! We didn't one have last sunday!

>Deredere succuvirus.
>Photoshops herself into all pictures that have you in them.
>Wake up to find love letters written in notepad.
>One day she orders an onahole with a usb interface.

>>13839818
I'm just asking if we can hold it until I'm actually having waifus fight to the death on sunday.
Except Jinko, Jinko doesn't deserve to go through that again.

>>13839819
The problem with a closed tailpussy is that if she's turned on, imagine all the tailpussy fluids that would build up. As soon as she opens it, you've got a goddamn mess all over the floor.

>>13839833
Yes she does.

>>13839835
I assume they excuse themselves and "release" in he bathroom.

>>13839831
I do it every other Sunday.
>>13839837
>Implying Jinko deserved anything she went through in Waifu War II
No. Never again.

>>13839832

She ordered that with my money I bet.

>>13839833
>>13839840
What happened to her?

>>13839819
>I bet some Manticores are really nice deep down.
Doubtful. And even if it were true, it means she is a shitty tsundere. Do you really want something comparable to the worst type of character?

>>13839832
I'd be a little scared of a Succuvirus. Or if my computer came alive because of how I take care of it. Please no.

>>13839832
>Wake up to find love letters written in notepad
Okay that's actually pretty cute.
What would she write though?

>>13839842
She spent a month of idle processing time mining bit coins to pay for it.

>>13839845
We don't talk about it.

>New Overlord

hype

>>13839860
You're a couple hours late there matey.

>>13839849
>Doubtful. And even if it were true, it means she is a shitty tsundere. Do you really want something comparable to the worst type of character?

Have you ever met a Manticore anon?

>>13839855

Wait, just how much did this onahole cost her?

>>13839845
Suffering. Suffering happened to Jinko.
Here's the thread number if you want to see the events of the first and second waifu wars.
13757601

>>13839867
I'll pass. I'm going to miss the next one, too.

>>13839864
There's no expense too great for her beloved user.

>>13839833
Are the original hunger games movies as fun as this thing was?

>>13839878
No, they're Twilight-tier, and I base this entirely on the trailers.
Just go with Battle Royale.

>>13839878
Not really. They're not bad, but nothing as goofy as Pharaoh constantly tripping over herself happens.

>>13839881
>base this entirely on the trailers.
I watched the first movie and trust me, the romantic bits are barely even there. The romance between the main characters is even flat out faked in universe.
It's kids killing other kids for the amusement of a bunch of rich sick fucks who don't seem to get that they're sick fucks.

>>13839876

Well that's quite dedicated of her.

But what does a Succuvirus do when the computers' off due to it being shut down from not having the electric bill paid or something?

let's raid this faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpV_2QO7eVc

>>13839886
I'm still going to pass on it and keep being a hipster with my obscure Japanese novel.

>>13839881
Oh, I've already read battle royale some years ago, but I have yet to watch the movie.
>>13839882
Thought so.

>>13839888
>Raid
Fuck you, we're not your army.
Why the fucks should we anyway?

Which monster girls would give the best footjobs?

>>13839895
Nigga don't reply.

>>13839887
She has her head in the clouds.
>>13839888
/mgt/ is not your personal army.

>>13839896
Lamias and Harpies.

>>13839892
The movie isn't anything special, but the manga is pretty great. It hypes up Kiriyama so much.

>>13839878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hp_xsUg9ws
According to this, movies are shit and books might be not that good.

>>13839899
nice meme, upboated

>>13839898

>Get a new computer entirely
>She's there again before you have a chance to install your old stuff again.
>Especially that angel antivirus that was in the way much to her delight.

>>13839896
Mandragoras and their tentafeet

>>13839896
Dark Elves and Vampires are probably the only ones that would.

>>13839910
Rape, now in five flavors!

>>13839896
Succubi and vampires. Both of them are dominant and elegant.

>>13839910
So does this mean that Suu's going to turn green when she absorbs all that poison later?
Also, Pink Slime lewds when?

>>13839910
>Slime and Pink Slime are waifus
>Red Slime, Green Slime and Black Slime will kill you
wow great job

>>13839896
What monster girl would give the best assjobs?

>>13839910
So we have genki, tsundere, (lazy?), ara ara, and mayadere

>>13839917
My guess is she won't because that chart kind of implies that the green slimes are exposed to poison in their environments constantly for all their lives, and Suu was only exposed to poison that one time.

>>13839896
Dragons.
Fight me.

>>13839917
>spoiler
When "that" game comes out, probably.

>>13839904
Are you saying you don't want snake tail or talons on your john thomas?

>>13839899
>>13839906
>>13839925
Meme choices
>>13839908
>>13839914
Boring choices

>>13839926
That?

>>13839896
Semi-relevant.

>>13839929
Adding meme to something isn't going to validate your shit taste.

>>13839929
How are mandragoras a meme?

How often do they even get mentioned in this thread?

>>13839929
Hot opinion.

>>13839931
Funny, I capped that post too.

>>13839933
>mandragoras
wait KC made a new girl?

>>13839930
Yeah, "that". The EMG kancolle style game.

>>13839918
Well, when Suu spat poison that one time all it did was temporary paralysis. Maybe that's what Green Slimes do too?

>>13839939
No they're just forgotten.

>>13839940
Ah, that! Yes. I knew about that.

>>13839939

Nope. they've been around awhile.

>>13839933
Responding to "who would do the best X" with girls that can't do X is basically a meme.

>>13839943
That was my point.

>>13839941
Well, imagine what would happen if you stuck your dick inside that.

>>13839946
>can't do
What are you on about? Even the footless can do footjobs in MGE-land.

>>13839944
Yeah, well these slimes >>13839910 will be in that game. I think.

>>13839952
An exciting development.

>>13839896
The best.

>>13839910
>a Black Slime will never yell "FUCK YOU" after you ask how her day was

>>13839952
Nigga I ain't playing that shit until we have vampires.

>>13839958
But anon! Nobody knows her pain.

Alright everybody, what are your top five monster girls anyways?
In no particular order, mine are:
>Ushi-Oni
>Manticore
>Kraken
>Arachne
>Jinko

>>13839955
Is it bad that her strong, fluffy arms and legs turn me on?

>>13839963
This again?

Dragon, Arachnid, Alp, Dark Elf, Mindflayer. The last one is new in the top-five.

>>13839958
>she storms into her room and slams the door
>you hear linkin park blaring from her bedroom

>>13839964
YeNo.

>>13839961
Noboooody knows the trouble I've seen.
Noboooody knows my sorrow.

>>13839964
Nope, her claws are retractable too.

>>13839963
Ushi-oni
Anubis
Werebat
Dormouse
Pharaoh

>>13839963
In no particular order
>Mantis
>Lich
>Kunoichi
>Kraken
>Mindflayer

I want to court a Manticore chivalrously.

>>13839963
>Crow Tengu
>Lich
>Amazon/ Strong Girls
>Lamias
>Monoeyes

>>13839963
>Kikimora
>Hellhound
>Mouse
>Holst
>Shirohebi

Top 10 because there are too many to leave out
>Ryu
>Slime
>Fairy
>Harpy
>Living Doll

>>13839963
Hellhound, Oni, Kakuen, Cheshire cat, Manticore.

>>13839970
To make cuddling safer, I assume?

>>13839963
>Dragon
>Cheshire
>Kikimora
>Kunoichi
>Jabberwocky

>>13839963
Easy.
>Werecat
>Werebat
>Werewolf
>Hellhound
>Wight

Dat Slime tho.

>>13839988
I like your opacity, girl.

>>13839963
>Kikimora
>Oomukade
>Inari
>Cyclops
>Holstaur

Special mention to anything with scales, especially Merrows and Lizardmen/Salamanders

>>13839963
I'm still too new to answer this question properly but one of my favorites is definitely Lamias. Shark girls and Slimes are cool too.

>>13839963
That's almost me exactly. Not such a big fan of arachne and jinko, though. Prefer dragon and wight.

>>13839955
The combination of fluff and muscle is a beautiful thing, and why Jinkos are one of the best girls.

>>13840000
You can stay.

>>13840000
A newby, huh? Have you been initiated yet? I don't think you've been initiated yet.

>>13839963
Alp
Cockatrice
Zombie
Blue Oni
Lizardman

>>13839970
Didn't know tiger claws were retractable until I saw this post, but now I'm a bit weirded out. Those skin sheaths, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykFaTA2Zy8g

>>13839963
>Devil
>Yeti
>Monoeye
>Arachne
>Oni

>>13840000
Good taste.

>>13840009
No, not the paddle!

>>13840012
>Liger
That is a lot of cat.

>>13839963
Only five? It's too hard for me.

>>13840012
Have you ever seen a cat, period? I'm pretty sure most species of feline have retractile claws (Except maybe cheetahs, I think..)

Shit, guys. I only just now discovered the glory of Blue Onis.
>drinking bros
>smart
>sexy glasses
>sexy white hair
>once drunk, insanely lustful
Now I want an elegant blue oni to step on me.

>>13840005
I just wish they had human-sized hands and feet. Those giant paws are dumb.

>>13840016
>begging a Krampus not to do something
It's like you're begging her to do it.

>>13839963
Wasn't there a guy who asked this every month for a bit? Anyways, Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Ushi, Hellhound.

>>13840022
I know. I like them because they're basically office ladies wearing loincloths.

I want a waifu that works hard and plays hard!

>>13840021
Sure, housecats. Didn't know it extended to Panthera. I mean, they can't properly purr so I don't know what to expect from them.

>>13840023
>Those giant paws are dumb
Well done anon, you drew my aggro.

Now what?

>>13840023
But they're all the better to hug you with! Granted, they might make handjobx and footjobs a bit hard (getting cum out of all that fur sounds like it would be a pain in the ass), but they're still perfect for snuggletimes.

>>13840009
I'd play with what comes out of her sack.

>>13840032
>they might make handjobx and footjobs a bit hard
>implying they wouldn't make them better

>>13840025
This just shows I'll end up either dead or with a missing limb before passing an initiative test with any MG.

>>13839963
In order
>Ushi-Oni
>Khepri
>Oomukade
>Cheshire
>Hellhound and Yeti tied for 5th

>>13840034
It's what's in your sack that she's interested in.

SHORT
STACK
TSUCHINOKO
LAMIA

http://imgur.com/2etrkfT

>>13840038
There are girls who can be more gentle, using stuff like clamps and candles. Try an Alp or a Maus.

>>13840044
>dat laughing face
oh lawd

>>13840022
>A Blue Oni will never lovingly steal your virginity while her Red Oni sister holds you in a Full Nelson
>You'll never be pressed between two Oni sisters as they milk you dry.
>You'll never cuddle with them afterwards
It hurts man. It hurts real bad.

>>13840046
>Maus
I want this shit to stop already. How can one man drive something into the ground so hard?

>>13840042
Fine then, we'll just play with each other's sacks.

>tfw you can't play MGQ without feeling awkward because your dad's best friend and drinking buddy is named Luka

>>13840044
What a waste.

>>13840051
What? Does the spelling trigger you that badly?

>>13840049
>TFW the emotional pain hurts worse than the physical ever would

>>13840056
Nice blog.

>>13839955
Does anybody else think Jinko sounds like a 1940s racial slur?

>>13840072
Sounds like a girl's name to me.

Which MGs are most likely to collect stuffed animals?

>>13840080
Liches. They keep them in the Pouting Chamber of their lair for obvious reasons.

>>13839963

>Kejourou
>Kraken
>Yeti
>Apsara
>Wight

I like a lot of them so taking it down to just 5 is tough.

>>13840032
>getting cum out of all that fur sounds like it would be a pain in the ass
She wouldn't even be able to make you cum with those giant paws.

>>13840059
You do know that Maus is German right? Pretty sure he's just talking about mouseposting.

>>13840080
Succubi, Nightmares, Arachne, Yeti's, and Dragons.
Although I'd imagine that most of them would collect stuffed knights and the like.

>>13840086
Sure, I know it from the comic. And I see nothing else in my post that would trigger him so.
>mouseposting
So that's another girl we're not allowed to talk about anymore? Well, shit.

>>13839963
>Vampire
>Kraken
>Apophis
>Hellhound
>Lilim

>all these Yeti fans
Good taste
Best hugs
Best fluff
Best pawjobs

>>13840103
good luck getting your jizz out of her fur

>>13840103
I want to squeeze a yeti's butt.

>>13840057
>What a waste.
How so?

>>13840044
Huh. Don't think I've ever seen a shortstack lamia before.

>>13839963
I have a deep appreciation of all beastgirls, but let's go with:
>Tanuki
>Foxgirls
>Wolfgirls
>Hinezumi
>Apsara (woefully underdone but I love the design)

>>13840107
>implying that's our job, not hers

>>13840107
Why would you cum into her fur, and not on those tits, her face or inside her?

>>13840119
>inside her?

A Pregnant Yeti must be ultra cuddly.

>>13840119
If she wanted to give you a handjob while cuddling, would you deny her?

>>13840173
Honestly, yes.
I'd just hold her paw, move my other hand down to her pussy, start teasing her, and then stick it in when she can't take it anymore.
Paws are for hugging, not for jerking dicks.

>>13840173
>handjob while cuddling
This, this is a high tier fetish for me. It's so good. And with a Yeti? Even better.

>>13840090
>"Hello! Ryu Helpline! How may I help you?"
"Yeah, um, it's raining pretty heavily today, could you make it ease up a little?"
>"No problem sir! Please hold!"
>Soothing elevator music combined with lewd sex noises plays for 30 minutes.
>"I'm sorry for the wait sir! You'll be happy to know a Ryu has been dispatched to your area! You'll be getting your 'Violent Hailstorm Deluxe' soon!"
"W-Wait that's not what I asked fo-"
>BEEP BEEP BEEP...

>>13840179
But with a Yeti you'd have to trade better hugs for worse handjobs, so it kind of cancels out.

>>13840187
Heeheehee

>>13839801

Agreed
flustered mantis is best monster

>>13840196
I want an entire class of Mantis' to teach!

>>13840187
Fucking monster girls.

>>13840189
>Yeti
>bad handjobs
wut?

>>13840214
BIG MEATY YETI PAWS

>>13839809
>not liking waifu wars

What are you gay?

>>13840216
>implying that's bad
Do these paws look like they'd feel bad to you?

>>13840218
Did you even read the whole post?
I said to wait until sunday so we can have a proper waifu war.

They'd be soft, but I'm not sure if they'll be able to get a tight enough grip for a handjob.

>>13840223

Man that is some seriously delicious brown

>>13840228
Yeti's truly are top tier MGs.

>Threads are dying at the 1500-2000 post mark

Is this awesome?

[] Y

[] N

>>13840232
Probably means /jp/ is alive, since for a while we were hitting nearly 4k

>>13840228
Indeed.

>>13840232
Just means the board is moving a little faster than usual.

>>13840225
It's always time for waifu wars.

I'm not talking abut that dumb hunger game type thing.

>>13840237
I want her to serenade me to sleep.

>>13840232
More time to take our Jinkos for walks.

>>13840232
Very much so.

>>13840223
Am I the only one who doesn't like yeti paws?

What if a MG's fetish was "preying" on you like a typical monster, so basically giving you a fear boner, but the MG in question was something not especially aggressive like a Sea Bishop, Yeti, Unicorn, etc.

>>13840246
Yes

>>13840243
>Katt
Now that's a vintage waifu.

>>13840248
So the personality of a Manticore or Hellhound?

>>13839888
>somebody took the time to make this

>>13840248
That'd work in their favor since nobody expects that kind of behavior from them.

>>13840248
Somehow cute and hot at the same time.

>>13840251
What about not wanting yeti paws on my dick? Am I the only one too?

>>13840252
She has a nice fluffy Tiger butt.

>>13839910
>black slimes are violent and aggressive

WELL FUCK YOU TOO OKAYADO!

>>13840259
Ye

>>13840259
Nope.

>>13840241
I want a Gandharva to play metalcore

>>13840248
It would be fine as long as a normally aggressive monster girl has a fetish for being preyed upon by a human like a Hellhound, Manticore, Ushi, etc.

>>13840271
Rockin' out with her tits out?

>>13840243
Yeti paws are fine, hellhound and anubi paws are rabbit foot tier.

>>13840276
And her siren friend attempting to do screaming/growling and failing miserably.

>>13840248
It'd be cute, or nightmarish.

>>13840262
What'd you expect from a creature whose home & body have been polluted by humans? That's she'd run up and bury you in slime cleavage?

>>13840281
Deathklok with MGs when?

>>13839955
I wanna Sumo Jinko!
One that sits me on her lap, lets me rub her soft tummy and have a steak dinner with!

>>13840289
Mien comrade.

>>13840284
>That's she'd run up and bury you in slime cleavage?

She would, to suffocate/drown you.

Giantess thread is on /d/.

>>13840284
Slime cleavage is always the answer!

>>13840248
I guess I'd play along. After all, erotic RP goes both ways and she was so chill with trying to get thighhighs on a mermaid tail/horse legs.

That does remind me though, do you think MGs would have a tendency towards their original diets at all?
Like a canine or feline MG hunting wild game coordinated with you, but then getting just a little too excited on the kill and eating raw meat?
Or playing too roughly with pet animals? Such as that time your daughteru got kicked out of the pet shop for stuffing a mouse in her mouth.
Maybe the horse MGs enjoy tougher greenery in their salads?
The real monstrous ones would of course just keep to their original diet of adventurers.

>>13840284
Giantessfag pls go.

>>13839910
>Pink slime
>in heat year round

Like Australian mice on crack.

>>13840296
If you give a centaur a carrot, you're basically proposing to her.

>>13840044

No thank you.

>>13840284
Erubeitefag detected.

>>13840300
Really? I'd have thought they'd get pissed off.

I want to tease an Ogre by making her marathon the Shrek series!

>>13840232
>that image

Yeah, it is pretty awesome.

>>13840289
I'd rather a sumo hinezumi.
Small enough to sit in your lap, soft enough to cuddle

>>13839093
>1: kiki
>2: chimaera
>3: kitsune-bi
strangely fitting...

>>13840319
>then she makes you impregnate her for each movie
>end up with nine ogre daughterus

Hope it was worth it fool.

>>13840333
Anon, there are only 4 movies.

>>13840187
>Ryu sent to your house to have sex with you
>she uses the storm she made as an excuse for you to stay inside to cuddle with her for the next two days

>>13840337
For now.
>>13840324
Big fat rat tats. hnnnng

>>13840337
And shrek had three kids, so you get nine because math. Pray I don't sneak into your house with Large Mouse Accelerator Pills.

>>13840348
But 4 movies + 3 kids = 7
4 movies * 3 kids = 12
How are you getting this math, anon?

>>13840356
Well you see, math has layers...

>>13840356
He must be using common core.

>>13840363
Or he learned math from an ogre.

>>13840370
Fucking stupid Ogres

>>13840372
Don't be that way, anon. They may not be bright, but I'm sure they make perfectly fine waifus.

>>13840356
I did not know there were four, and I already said nine, so...yeah.

3 of your nine daughterus will V you

Satisfied?

>>13840375
They're horrible anon.

Oni's are much better women who don't treat their husbands like shit.

>>13840378
Good enough, I guess.
Though I never said Ogre is my waifu. I just said I want to tease her.

Come down to P'orkers! Where we specialize in hotdogs.

>>13840340
>two days
That Ryu is a ripoff artist, I paid for three.

>>13840390
Time for a waifu war!
Who do you all prefer- Red or Blue Oni?

>God imagine if your nightmares dictated what Monster Girl Waifu you'd get.

Only nightmare I can remember involved me and my family being chased by several shades. They got my mom. And... possessed her, I guess? Or just took her under hill.

>>13840396
Red!

>>13840393
>hotdogs.

You mean the food or...?

>>13840405
Both.

>>13840409
Hmm, I dunno. What kind of mustard do you use?

For the food that is.

>>13840402
>Arachne
>Dragonewt
>Cannibals
>Fucking my sister

It's gonna be one fucked-up relationship...

>>13840411
The one you like best?

>>13840412
>Cannibals
I'm pretty sure that translates to Ghouls.

>>13840396
>Making sisters fight

>>13840424
Could be. Unless android ghouls are a thing.

>>13840422
So American? Nice I'll consider visiting.

Before you ask, no even American.

>>13840402
Thank god I rarely dream then. Coolest nightmare I've ever had I fought Freddy Krueger hand to hand in this big empty building, dodging claw swipes. Hiding and ambushing him, I threw him down form three fucking stories it was great.

This one time I got really bad sleep paralysis, and though my eyes were closed I could see, there was this little girl in a white dress and a sun hat smiling at me, at the foot of my bed. She was smiling, but her eyes were covered, in shadow, freaked me the fuck out, apparently I was screaming in my sleep. Woke up once my mom knocked on the door.

Once had a nightmare I went to hell, another where my entire family was massacred.

So I guess Alice, Devil and Ogre. Don't know what I'd get out of the first one, maybe Mantis?

>>13840441
Anon you're getting a Freddy Kruger girl

So if you had to share your current bedroom with your waifu, how screwed would you be? Would your bedroom be too small for her? Would she be able to sleep and/or have sexytimes with you, or would you have to find another place for her?

>>13840452
>>13840441
>CC Sadist with a german accent and a thing for sharp knives.

I give you your Frederica Cougar.

>>13840253

Kind of yeah.

I had more in mind that when you meet and waifu one it'd be as you'd expect but then later she reveals to you her fetish.

When you agree to try it you you both go out separately in the wilderness and basically ambushes you at some point

Something like that anyway

>>13840462
Also a thing for shotas and lolis. Krueger was a child molester, remember?

>>13840441
do you come from a religious family? or anything like that. just wondering because of your hell dream.

>>13840402
I had a dream that I was wading through murky water in an abandoned industrial building. There was a colony of something in the water that wanted to eat me, but they were biding their time until I got tired before they strike.

Pretty sure they were tiny, tentacular abominations. Something cross between a spider and a leech.

What would this get me?

>>13840458
Would probably need to actually buy a bed, but aside from that it would be fine.

>>13840458
>You'regonnaneedabiggerbed.png

>>13840452
Now that I think about it, no, it would be a Cheshire, mantis are too kuu and Freddy is a wisecracker.

>>13840474
That's right. Sound's like Kloah's wet dream right there.

...Jinko perhaps?

>>13840402
So, would it be a good or bad thing that I don't have nightmares?

>>13840458
I ain't sharing my bedroom with anyone.

>>13840475
Yep, catholics, also went to catholic school and got reminded everyday that I am nothing without God and that all I di for myself is meaningless because it's God acting through me, humans are useless and can't do shit If not for God. Yes. Along with delicious beatings, and other punishments. Yes, I am a fedora now.

>>13840458
My room and bed are way too small to share with my Ushi-Oni waifu. Maybe if I went for another monster in my top 5, it would be easier.

>>13840458
As long as we don't have to share shelf space all would be well, thankfully I have a spare room.

>>13840458
My room is small and cramped. We would probably need to find someone else to live or sleep separately

>>13840492
Middle of the road.

I means that if there is one for you, you're too far for her voice to reach you.

>>13840458
My bed is a queen size, so she should be able to sleep with me, but my room is horribly cramped and I still live with my folks due to school, so sex would be hard to make space & time for.

>>13840458
Big room. Big bed. Lot's of clutter, though, so cleaning is a must, especially considering my waifu.

>>13840458
She doesn't take up a lot of space, we'll be fine on my current bed. I mean, how much space does a dormouse even need?
The real question is lingere, or adorable pajamas.

>>13840458

It'd be fine although my bed is a one person bed so it'd be a bit cramped.

>>13840402
Lets see, in no particular order...
>Mother fighting a lion in a big steel cage
>Squirrel jump scaring my face to wake me up
>One last night where a sirens started and a forest fire was pushing a wall of fire down the road
>Falling off a flying carpet aaaallll the way to the ground
>Falling off a watery sand cliff aaaaalllll the way to the ground
That's all I can remember that I've had, I have dreams rarely and it's always random shit.

>>13840458
She's a Hellhound, so we should be good.
We'd have to cuddle to have a comfortable amount of space on the bed, but there's nothing wrong with that.

>>13840534
That just means every night is going to involve a lot of spooning.

>>13840538
>Mother fighting a lion in a big steel cage

Did she win?

>Squirrel jump scaring my face to wake me up

What?

>>13840402
One nightmare I was eating chips and watching TV with my roommate, only to realize he had turned into a man-sized tarantula while I wasn't watching.

Nothing scary happened, me and the eight foot tall tarantula just stared at each other till I woke up. What could it mean?

>>13840542
No complaints from me there.

>>13840549
You get an Ushi-Oni bro to hang out with on the weekends.

>>13840458
Not sure if a plain old double bed with a fucked up mattress could support the weight of an Ushi-Oni, everything else should be fine though.

KC should really give average heights and weight for each monster.

Think of a monstergirl. Got her? Good. She's going to make you eat her cherry. You heard me. You will deflower her through cunningulus and drink the blood from her torn hymen.

Do you accept?

>>13840458
My waifu is small, she'll be okay in my tiny apartment.

>>13840546
>Did she win?
Yes.
And it's literally just that, dreamt a rabid squirrel jumped out of a tree at my face and I woke up startled.

>>13840572
Are you afraid of squirrels?

>>13840568
B-but anon, blood grosses me out. I don't mind scratches and biting during sex, and I would a vampire waifu, but I'd rather keep blood out of my mouth.

>>13840574
No, don't even see them around this area.

>>13840575
What's "gross" about blood? You dislike the sight you mean?

>>13840568
Depends on how good her blood tastes.

>>13840568
What would a dormouse cherry even taste like?

>>13840568
I...didn't know my waifu was hardcore like that.
I mean it kind of makes sense, given their yandere inclinations, but damn.

>>13840580
I'm fine with blood in movies and stuff, but chances are if I saw any serious injuries in real life, I'd be squicked out.
What I was trying to say is that blood during sexytimes is generally a turnoff for me, and the taste of blood is gross. Plus, if I tore her hymen by eating her out, wouldn't that mean I'd have torn muscle tissue mixed in with the blood in my mouth?

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13839896
>>13839925
Yes. More scaly claw jobs.

>>13839963
Anubis, Dragon, Nightmare, Dark Angel, and a tie between Mantis/Lich.
Can't quite decide between best kuuderes.

>>13840583
Pink cotton candy.

>>13840243
what is this from?

>>13840589
It's protein, who cares?

>>13840589

>>13840602
Well, I should be able to stand it then.

>>13840591
>You will never watch another Monster girl be breastfeed by a Holstaurus

>>13840582
Who'd you pick?

>>13840402
My most vivid nightmares involved being chased by cannibal jungle-folk and onryo, crashing a space ship, and being eaten by werewolves.

I'd rather just a Nightmare waifu.

>>13840614

>You will never watch anon watch another monster girl be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13840458
Well, the room itself is a bit cramped. I tend to like clutter, too much space makes me nervous.

The bed itself is queen-sized though, so we should be able to manage...

>>13840614
Like orphaned were-kittens that can't find their mother and wander onto her farm, starving, freezing, and afraid?

>>13840568
Well, umm...okay? If she insists.
I may feed it to her, give her a taste of her own medicine.

>>13840617
Crow tengu. Maybe it would taste like paper or crow.

>>13840622
This is getting to complicated.
>>13840625
No like a delinquent Hellhound who the Holst decides needs a little calming down.

>>13840458
Nigga no bed is big enough for a twenty-foot snake. She would need her own living area.

>>13840630
Probably with heated floors.

>>13840630
Well if she coiled herself up around you, you might be able to both fit.

>>13840477
Abominations? Scylla? Mindflayers?

>>13840630
There's always caesar beds.
Or sleeping with her coiled.

>>13840630
She can probably double her body over on itself to fit, though the correct anwser is to offer yourself up as her coiled up daki.

>>13840458
What if I have a harem?

>>13840646
Pick your fav.

>>13840646
You didn't think about space when you got a harem? You're not one of those dense main characters, are you Anon?

>>13840511
kiki?
oh! Anubis!

>>13840646
But anon, then you have all the space you need. A harem is where you keep your wives.

>>13840648
But that's hard.
>>13840651
I'm pretty sure they could all fit in my room.

>>13840655
So, you're either rich or want a harem of fairies. Or a swarm of Khepri. Well, whatever works for you.

>>13840458
Too cramped, second floor room that gets too hot for Yetis in the summer, but I like keeping the heat off in winter even when it's -15F so she would be ok for 4 months

>>13840662
Hey my room is big enough...if they're cool with sleeping on the floor.

Man I'm gonna get nothing huh?

>>13840667
At least get a caesar size bed, if you can fit it through the door. See, this is why harems are more trouble than they're worth. All these little things nobody thinks about. I bet you don't even have spare rooms for when the daughterus start coming.

>>13840568
That...might be tricky.

>>13840672
But I can't choose one.

>>13840679
Lick her core.

>>13840682
Well, better get a bigger house and proper bedding then! Prove you're worthy of your harem!
Which ones are they anyways?

>>13840691
Cheshire, Slime, Holst, Manticore, and Apsara.

>>13840627
Yep, dusty old parchment. Enjoy.

>>13840458
I don't think my bed can handle an adult apophis

>>13840698
I see lots of catfights in your household. And arguing about which milk is best. Slime is a good girl though, she doesn't cause trouble. Hope you can wrangle all them.

I'd like a hobgoblin in my harem, but that kind of comes with a harem of its own.

>>13840711
Manticore is the only one I can see being a real problem. Though more MGs might follow me home because I am a filthy whore.

>>13840715
>beat hobgoblin
>claim her as your prize
>the rest want to come with
>you only want the leader

What do?

I'd sell them to a wizard.

>>13840685
>Oral on a slime
>She sinks her core down between her legs
>It's just barely inside her body
>You poke into her body & finger her
>Watch her body quiver like jelly as you stroke the core
>Spread her legs open next & duck between her thighs
>stick your tongue in & molest her core
>She nearly loses her form when she cums
>Gobs of goo gush into your mouth in the wake of it
If that's what could happen with oral, imagine if she kept it down there while you fucked her. The tip of your dick prodding it with each thrust, and then cumming directly onto her core.

>>13840744
What does slime taste like?

>>13840735
I'm torn between my love of oppai lolis, and my general apathy for regular lolis. I couldn't separate them, but I can't lead the goblins on, either. It's not fair to them.

>>13840753
Depends on the species.

>>13840760
Just a normal slime. I think we can all agree that Bubble Slimes would taste awful.

>>13840753
Maybe it works like how semen supposedly changes taste depending on diet. If you feed her a lot of sweet stuff, maybe it'll make her slime taste sweet? I mean, we've seen how much a slime is affected by their diet already in the thread. Assuming of course that ingesting slime goo doesn't just destroy your body.

>>13840753

>>13840765
I remember seeing somewhere that the "pineapple = sweet jizz" thing is technically true, but only if you eat enough a high enough amount pineapple to give yourself serious Vitamin C poisoning.

>>13840771
>>13840771
Never seen this for women. If I have to taste your codfish you should be able to swallow my sour jello.

>>13840754
So you're gonna have a bunch of freeloaders at your place?

I want Red and Blue Oni twins to take turns pinning me down and sitting on my face!

>>13840785
I want the Smug Squad to freeload at my place!

>>13839792

I'm more inclined to treating a Cait Sith like an actual cat than a waifu myself, just to see how pissed she'll get at being objectively shit tier and the gateway to deviancy.

>>13839931

>That stereotypical hentai dialogue

I nearly fucking spit my soda, fuck you

I want to protect a Matango's smile!

>>13840754
I want to steal a hobgoblin's horn.

I want a march hare to moderate a debate club.

all yall's MG waifus are dumb

>>13840818
I want to rest my head on a March Hares fluff and play with her ears.

>>13840809
I want to have you commited for massive stupidity!

>>13840830
no u

;-;

>>13840818
Would a Jabberwock count as on or three members for her team?

>>13840840
Don't forget her neck mouth.

>>13840830
You don't have tits, your argument is invalid.

>>13840818
Such a sweet looking girl. Do you think she'd like a carrot?

>>13840818
I want to shove my face between her fluffy thighs and drink tea from her lap.

>>13840818

All I could imagine is her fellating that carrot on her neck and driving the male student body mad with lust.

>>13840849
She'd love your carrot.

Any time. Any place.

>>13840840
>>13840844
I like to imagine her mouths have thick Boston accents.

>>13840818
>that wetness on her thigh

>>13840854
It might not be big enough for her though. And it might be a bit too hard.

>>13840856
But she's from Wonderland, which was based on some British guy's stories.

They'd have big thick SHUT CHO MOUFF N LOOK AT MAH WADS accents.

>>13840856
>her mouths reciting the Scout's monologue from Meet the Scout

>>13840862
Let her be the judge of that. I'm sure she'd love even just a free sample to moisten those lips.

>>13840875
Hmm, I'll have to be sure though. I'll need to ask her if she really really wants it.

>>13840884
I'm sure bringing it up will be more than enough to make her mouth water in anticipation. Just don't be offended if she wants to handle it first; though I'm sure that she'd very much enjoy the texture against both her fingers and her taste-buds.

>>13840763
To a Bubble Slime's husband it's probably the best thing in the world. Hell, it probably works the same way for other slimes. MAMAMO mana makes sure that you'll grow to like your slime waifu's body.

Just don't eat her entirely, especially not if she has no core.

>>13840901
Wow, she really loves carrots doesn't she?

>"Hey Anon, it's so hot out there, want me to... cool you down?"

>>13840853
>March Hare teacher
>Rewards the highest scoring students with sex
>"Punishes" the worst scoring students with sex
>Has sex with every single student in class sex anyway as it's "best to learn firsthand"

Sex-ed lessons sure have changed.

>>13840911
You better believe it. She can't get enough of them. If she could get away with it, she'd have one between her lips and bounce along in delight 24/7.

>>13840929
Can I opt out of sex? I want to preserve my virginity for the Mad Hatter principal!

>>13840931
Well I'll be sure to offer one a nice juicy carrot the next time I see one. What other food do they like?

>>13840916
Is that Jynx?

>>13840937
That's okay anon. The teacher understands your plea and has arranged private lessons between you and the prinicipal!

All day long.

>>13840916
I'd mouthfuck a jynx.

>>13840942
That's great! Does that also mean I get sent to the principals office more often? Can, instead of a diploma have her hand in marriage when I graduate? And lastly, can I ask the CC Mad Hatter Principal if I can wear her hat?

>>13840952
What job does the Cheshire have? Can I have private lessons with her?

>>13840929
>>13840942
>>13840952
You guys are terrible, the school is a place of learning, not for sex things!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to Nurse Cheshire's office. It's P inspection day...I'm not sure what that is.

>>13840830
Lilith is best girl.

>>13840916
Naw.

>>13840830
Bitch please.

>>13840938
They're mostly into roughage and produce, but they also have a bit of a sweet tooth. Usually suckers and popsicles. Don't give her too many, though, or else she'll be hopping all over the place.

>>13840966
I want to go an adventures with a holst paladin.

>>13840929
Please no. I want nothing to do with her now. I would rather just go relax in the library and learn on my own.

>>13840971
I'll give her a popsicle. I'll tell her not too be too messy eating it or she'll get all sticky.

>>13840959
Good luck with that anon.

Try not to end up with triplets like the guy with the previous Hellhound nurse did.

>>13840956
There's a Cheshire Nurse and a Cheshire PE teacher. Why a Cheshire would ever want to become a PE peacher is beyond me though.

>>13840952
Now now anon, you need to get your diploma aswell. Can't just go throwing around your future for a woman now can we?


You'll get her hand in marriage and a one way trip down the rabbit hole the moment you graduate.

>>13840978
>Cheshire PE teacher
>muscular Cheshire
YES PLEASE

>>13840978
>Can't just go throwing around your future for a woman now can we?
She's the only future for me! I'll be a house husband for her, or whatever she wants!

>>13840976
Oh yes, the very nice Apsara Librarian would be glad to help you.

>>13840568

I accept without any hesitation. Something like this is right up my alley.