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>> No.13845641

how do you post without text

>> No.13845644

Why are they wearing swimsuits? That isn't a pool!

>> No.13845651

someone tell me the point of this thread

>> No.13845662

even though it's just a thumbnail I can tell you're norwooding. get on fin before it's too late

>> No.13845679

is this the shimakaze-kun heya artist

>> No.13845685

>>13845651

Well, you see son. Men have a penis, and women have something called a vagina. You put them together to make babies. Do you understand?

>> No.13845689

REMOVE JLIST remove jlist

>> No.13845691

>>13845685
Go on.

>> No.13845705

>>13845651
see >>13845689

>> No.13845713

>>13845691

Sometimes men put their penis into things that don't make babies, like butts and stuff.

>> No.13845720

>>13845622
That's a /jp/-tier touhou thread

>> No.13845723

>>13845689

I don't quite get the jlist of your post.

>> No.13845730

>They are vampires.
>They are on water.
>They are not suffering.
quoting my autism

>> No.13845746
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>>13845651
Discuss about the hypothetical course of action to be taken upon finding a pair of cute vampire lolis in your bathtub.

[] Attempt rape
[ ] Drink the water
[ ] Wonder how the fuck a pair of vampires are taking a bath without experiencing any kind of pain
[ ] >wearing sukumizu in the bathtub

>> No.13845749

>>13845730

How do you know it's water? Maybe they're sitting in pure alcohol with some coloring added. Also, aren't they sitting in it rather than on it?

>> No.13845779

>>13845746
they look like males if you look at their shoulders. I wouldn't doubt it with this artists' history

>> No.13845782

>>13845749
Wait a minute the air has water in it too though

>> No.13845867

>>13845730
Vampires can get wet and sit in water.... They just can't cross moving water.

>> No.13845869

>>13845867
since when has that been a thing

>> No.13845871

>>13845746
[x] Join them

>> No.13845874

>>13845746
I want to pee in the bathtub.

>> No.13845875

>>13845869
probably a few hundred years idk

>> No.13845881

>>13845874
>not shitting in the bathtub

>> No.13845887

>>13845875
I read an essay in Harpers where this guy went over to eastern Europe, I think Romania, to learn about folk music or maybe Bartok and at the same time he investigated vampire folklore. The old tradition says that vampires are more like evil spirits than physical beings. The vampire could possess a loaf of bread for example, and the natives have rituals for how to deal with that.

>> No.13845895

You look like a sick faggot.

>> No.13845915

Wouldn't doubt if J-list put that screen cap here to help advertise for their over-priced shit.

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>>13845746
>[] Attempt rape

>> No.13846000
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>> No.13846166

>>13845867
>The water starts moving when they sit in.
>They are not burning and crying in pain.
still quoting my autism.

>> No.13846174

>>13845746
[X] Throw peeled garlics in the water

>> No.13846184

>>13846000
wow, cool trips dude!

>> No.13846195
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>>13846166
Do you insist that vampires instead never bath and remain sweaty and smelly for the rest of their unnaturally long lives?

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>>13846195

>> No.13846270

>>13846195
>She often spills more blood than she consumes. The spilt blood dyes her dress a deep scarlet, which is what gives rise to her title, the "Scarlet Devil"
Remilia confirmed for never change her clothes

>> No.13846313

>>13846270
blood actually turns brown when it dries.

then it starts to smell bad.

>> No.13846322
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>>13846270
Her dress would be red then. She must have several similar dresses. Also what is CoLA.

And I bet she would still take baths even if it hurt her. And maybe she can use a bathtub, but not a shower.


>>13845992
[x] Attempt stealth molestation

>> No.13846366
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>>13845622

> worst 2 2hus
> could have gotten literally anyone else instead

"Welcome to my house, now get the fuck out"

>> No.13846390

>>13846313
the Brown Devil

>> No.13846534

>>13846322
Or maybe sponge baths.

>> No.13846559

>>13845622
>the Scarlett sisters

Scarlett confirmed.

>> No.13846564

>>13845992
Nice

>> No.13846588

>Tell them to get the fuck out of my bathtub
>Question their existence
>Bully them to suicide
>Rape their dead corpses

>> No.13846598

>>13846588
I question my existence everyday.

>> No.13847047
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>>13846224
cute artist

>> No.13847081

>>13845746
[x] pour natto into a bathub

>> No.13847085

>>13846390
This sounds like a nickname for food poisoning from mexicanfood.

>> No.13847135

Man I want to FUCK a vampire.

>> No.13847774
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BEAN
BATTY
BLASTER

>> No.13847801

>>13846598
Same tbh

>> No.13847827

>>13847801
Can you FUCKERS keep this ``tdb'' bullshit out of /jp/ already? You don't have to bring your god-damned crossie habits everywhere you go.

>> No.13847848

>>13845746

I thought it was specifically rain or some shit (my Touhou knowledge is a bit rusty ATM) that hurt the vamps, not just water period

>> No.13847863

>>13847827
No need to get upset fam

smh

>> No.13848016

>>13846195
I want to sniff a smelly Ojou-sama!

>> No.13848643

>>13845622
put penis in

>> No.13848653
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kuso thread.

>> No.13848755

great thread. I take a bath in a swimsuit too

>> No.13848794

>>13848755

Is it okay if I join you without a swimsuit?

>> No.13849453

>>13845746
「X」Allow them shave my body while calling me ご主人しゃま

>> No.13849885

>>13845779
Are you saying they have dicks?

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>>13846366
sheit this image got a overly descriptive filename like a porno vid

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