Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:09:15 No.13839778 [Reply] [Original]

Ayxzect! You must defeat the monstergirls with the power of perversion!

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:10:18 No.13839784 Ushi-Onis and Manticores a best, first confirms.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:10:53 No.13839788 >>13839778 First for dead siblings creating new limbs out of ectoplasm to replace what you've lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:11:05 No.13839792 Is it wrong to want to punt a Cait Sith like a shitty football?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:11:10 No.13839793 >>13839784 I can agree with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:11:14 No.13839794 File: 381 KB, 789x955, Cutie Crow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crow love!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:11:15 No.13839795 >>13839784 So if a manticore wants to fit in with society how would she go about hiding the tailpussy? Would there be special panties for it or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:11:22 No.13839798 >>13839770 Jokes on you, I like the Nightmare as a whole.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:11:38 No.13839800 >>13839784 >being wrong What a great start...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:11:45 No.13839801 File: 341 KB, 607x800, 1424579987955.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839784 Anon it's not nice to tell lies. Kuudere bug is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:12:14 No.13839804 >>13839794 How does she operate that bag?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:12:16 No.13839805 >>13839788 Sudoku. Now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:12:37 No.13839808 >>13839784 Fuzzy spiders are great, but not the other cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:12:40 No.13839809 >>13839800 >>13839801 >Starting a Waifu war Can we not anon? That's not until sunday.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:12:56 No.13839811 >>13839794 I want to have loving seated anal with her cloaca while she wraps her fingers around me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:12:59 No.13839812 >>13839794 Crows were proven to be the best in the poll. We were always right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:13:01 No.13839813 >>13839795 The way I understand it, only the inside of the tailpussy is the lewd bit. So to avoid lewdness, she'd just have to keep her tail closed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:13:14 No.13839814 >>13839805 Why? Don't you see the potential for heartwarming in this? You think I'm mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:13:20 No.13839815 >>13839804 Something about mono or mana or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:13:35 No.13839818 >>13839809 >implying waifu wars ever stop

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:13:38 No.13839819 >>13839808 I bet some Manticores are really nice deep down. >>13839813 Makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:14:01 No.13839825 File: 288 KB, 1920x1080, 1432514989443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her the B

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:14:42 No.13839826 >>13839825 I'll give her the B. With BOTH HANDS!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:14:58 No.13839828 >>13839809 He started it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:15:06 No.13839830 >>13839826 That's the way!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:15:15 No.13839831 >>13839809 Hey! We didn't one have last sunday!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:15:21 No.13839832 >Deredere succuvirus. >Photoshops herself into all pictures that have you in them. >Wake up to find love letters written in notepad. >One day she orders an onahole with a usb interface.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:15:35 No.13839833
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>>13839818
I'm just asking if we can hold it until I'm actually having waifus fight to the death on sunday.
Except Jinko, Jinko doesn't deserve to go through that again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:15:54 No.13839835 >>13839819 The problem with a closed tailpussy is that if she's turned on, imagine all the tailpussy fluids that would build up. As soon as she opens it, you've got a goddamn mess all over the floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:16:13 No.13839837 >>13839833 Yes she does.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:16:49 No.13839839 >>13839835 I assume they excuse themselves and "release" in he bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:16:50 No.13839840 >>13839831 I do it every other Sunday. >>13839837 >Implying Jinko deserved anything she went through in Waifu War II No. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:16:58 No.13839842 >>13839832 She ordered that with my money I bet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:17:36 No.13839845 >>13839833 >>13839840 What happened to her?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:17:57 No.13839849

>>13839819
>I bet some Manticores are really nice deep down.
Doubtful. And even if it were true, it means she is a shitty tsundere. Do you really want something comparable to the worst type of character?

>>13839832
I'd be a little scared of a Succuvirus. Or if my computer came alive because of how I take care of it. Please no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:18:34 No.13839852 >>13839832 >Wake up to find love letters written in notepad Okay that's actually pretty cute. What would she write though?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:18:52 No.13839855 >>13839842 She spent a month of idle processing time mining bit coins to pay for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:18:59 No.13839858 >>13839845 We don't talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:19:14 No.13839860 >New Overlord hype

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:19:47 No.13839861 >>13839860 You're a couple hours late there matey.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:19:59 No.13839862 >>13839849 >Doubtful. And even if it were true, it means she is a shitty tsundere. Do you really want something comparable to the worst type of character? Have you ever met a Manticore anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:20:24 No.13839864 >>13839855 Wait, just how much did this onahole cost her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:21:34 No.13839867 >>13839845 Suffering. Suffering happened to Jinko. Here's the thread number if you want to see the events of the first and second waifu wars. 13757601

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:22:24 No.13839870 >>13839867 I'll pass. I'm going to miss the next one, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:24:32 No.13839876 >>13839864 There's no expense too great for her beloved user.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:24:51 No.13839878 >>13839833 Are the original hunger games movies as fun as this thing was?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:25:27 No.13839881 >>13839878 No, they're Twilight-tier, and I base this entirely on the trailers. Just go with Battle Royale.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:25:46 No.13839882 >>13839878 Not really. They're not bad, but nothing as goofy as Pharaoh constantly tripping over herself happens.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:27:47 No.13839886

>>13839881
>base this entirely on the trailers.
I watched the first movie and trust me, the romantic bits are barely even there. The romance between the main characters is even flat out faked in universe.
It's kids killing other kids for the amusement of a bunch of rich sick fucks who don't seem to get that they're sick fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:28:17 No.13839887 >>13839876 Well that's quite dedicated of her. But what does a Succuvirus do when the computers' off due to it being shut down from not having the electric bill paid or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:29:54 No.13839888 let's raid this faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpV_2QO7eVc

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:29:54 No.13839889 >>13839886 I'm still going to pass on it and keep being a hipster with my obscure Japanese novel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:32:21 No.13839892 >>13839881 Oh, I've already read battle royale some years ago, but I have yet to watch the movie. >>13839882 Thought so.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:33:02 No.13839895 >>13839888 >Raid Fuck you, we're not your army. Why the fucks should we anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:33:22 No.13839896 Which monster girls would give the best footjobs?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:33:27 No.13839897 >>13839895 Nigga don't reply.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:33:28 No.13839898 >>13839887 She has her head in the clouds. >>13839888 /mgt/ is not your personal army.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:34:00 No.13839899 File: 26 KB, 300x300, CrowTenguAnim.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839896 Lamias and Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:34:37 No.13839900 >>13839892 The movie isn't anything special, but the manga is pretty great. It hypes up Kiriyama so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:35:44 No.13839903 >>13839878 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hp_xsUg9ws According to this, movies are shit and books might be not that good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:35:59 No.13839904 >>13839899 nice meme, upboated

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:36:29 No.13839905 >>13839898 >Get a new computer entirely >She's there again before you have a chance to install your old stuff again. >Especially that angel antivirus that was in the way much to her delight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:37:14 No.13839906 >>13839896 Mandragoras and their tentafeet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:37:39 No.13839908 >>13839896 Dark Elves and Vampires are probably the only ones that would.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:37:51 No.13839910 File: 786 KB, 1280x720, SlimeChart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:38:29 No.13839913 >>13839910 Rape, now in five flavors!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:38:29 No.13839914 >>13839896 Succubi and vampires. Both of them are dominant and elegant.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:39:27 No.13839917 >>13839910 So does this mean that Suu's going to turn green when she absorbs all that poison later? Also, Pink Slime lewds when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:39:40 No.13839918 >>13839910 >Slime and Pink Slime are waifus >Red Slime, Green Slime and Black Slime will kill you wow great job

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:39:40 No.13839919 >>13839896 What monster girl would give the best assjobs?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:40:42 No.13839923 >>13839910 So we have genki, tsundere, (lazy?), ara ara, and mayadere

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:40:46 No.13839924 >>13839917 My guess is she won't because that chart kind of implies that the green slimes are exposed to poison in their environments constantly for all their lives, and Suu was only exposed to poison that one time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:40:54 No.13839925 >>13839896 Dragons. Fight me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:40:54 No.13839926 >>13839917 >spoiler When "that" game comes out, probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:40:56 No.13839927 >>13839904 Are you saying you don't want snake tail or talons on your john thomas?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:42:00 No.13839929 >>13839899 >>13839906 >>13839925 Meme choices >>13839908 >>13839914 Boring choices

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:42:02 No.13839930 >>13839926 That?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:42:25 No.13839931 File: 17 KB, 547x253, Capture(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839896 Semi-relevant.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:42:55 No.13839932 >>13839929 Adding meme to something isn't going to validate your shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:43:10 No.13839933 >>13839929 How are mandragoras a meme? How often do they even get mentioned in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:43:15 No.13839934 >>13839929 Hot opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:44:04 No.13839938 >>13839931 Funny, I capped that post too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:44:20 No.13839939 >>13839933 >mandragoras wait KC made a new girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:44:43 No.13839940 >>13839930 Yeah, "that". The EMG kancolle style game.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:44:46 No.13839941 >>13839918 Well, when Suu spat poison that one time all it did was temporary paralysis. Maybe that's what Green Slimes do too?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:45:15 No.13839943 >>13839939 No they're just forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:45:25 No.13839944 >>13839940 Ah, that! Yes. I knew about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:45:38 No.13839945 >>13839939 Nope. they've been around awhile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:45:38 No.13839946 >>13839933 Responding to "who would do the best X" with girls that can't do X is basically a meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:45:41 No.13839947 >>13839943 That was my point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:46:38 No.13839950 >>13839941 Well, imagine what would happen if you stuck your dick inside that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:47:03 No.13839951 >>13839946 >can't do What are you on about? Even the footless can do footjobs in MGE-land.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:47:36 No.13839952 >>13839944 Yeah, well these slimes >>13839910 will be in that game. I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:48:21 No.13839954 >>13839952 An exciting development.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:48:41 No.13839955 File: 483 KB, 803x1200, 246_jinko_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839896 The best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:50:26 No.13839958 >>13839910 >a Black Slime will never yell "FUCK YOU" after you ask how her day was

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:50:29 No.13839959 >>13839952 Nigga I ain't playing that shit until we have vampires.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:51:03 No.13839961 >>13839958 But anon! Nobody knows her pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:51:38 No.13839963 Alright everybody, what are your top five monster girls anyways? In no particular order, mine are: >Ushi-Oni >Manticore >Kraken >Arachne >Jinko

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:51:57 No.13839964 >>13839955 Is it bad that her strong, fluffy arms and legs turn me on?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:52:28 No.13839966 >>13839963 This again? Dragon, Arachnid, Alp, Dark Elf, Mindflayer. The last one is new in the top-five.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:52:38 No.13839967 >>13839958 >she storms into her room and slams the door >you hear linkin park blaring from her bedroom

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:52:47 No.13839968 >>13839964 YeNo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:53:04 No.13839969 >>13839961 Noboooody knows the trouble I've seen. Noboooody knows my sorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:53:35 No.13839970 >>13839964 Nope, her claws are retractable too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:53:39 No.13839971 >>13839963 Ushi-oni Anubis Werebat Dormouse Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:53:49 No.13839972 >>13839963 In no particular order >Mantis >Lich >Kunoichi >Kraken >Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:53:53 No.13839973 I want to court a Manticore chivalrously.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:53:56 No.13839974 >>13839963 >Crow Tengu >Lich >Amazon/ Strong Girls >Lamias >Monoeyes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:54:16 No.13839976 >>13839963 >Kikimora >Hellhound >Mouse >Holst >Shirohebi Top 10 because there are too many to leave out >Ryu >Slime >Fairy >Harpy >Living Doll

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:54:28 No.13839977 >>13839963 Hellhound, Oni, Kakuen, Cheshire cat, Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:55:33 No.13839981 >>13839970 To make cuddling safer, I assume?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:55:54 No.13839982 >>13839963 >Dragon >Cheshire >Kikimora >Kunoichi >Jabberwocky

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:56:13 No.13839987 >>13839963 Easy. >Werecat >Werebat >Werewolf >Hellhound >Wight

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:56:36 No.13839988 File: 95 KB, 1280x720, Paint me like one of your French girls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dat Slime tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:57:26 No.13839991 >>13839988 I like your opacity, girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:58:49 No.13839995 >>13839963 >Kikimora >Oomukade >Inari >Cyclops >Holstaur Special mention to anything with scales, especially Merrows and Lizardmen/Salamanders

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:00:30 No.13840000 >>13839963 I'm still too new to answer this question properly but one of my favorites is definitely Lamias. Shark girls and Slimes are cool too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:01:06 No.13840003 >>13839963 That's almost me exactly. Not such a big fan of arachne and jinko, though. Prefer dragon and wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:01:20 No.13840005 >>13839955 The combination of fluff and muscle is a beautiful thing, and why Jinkos are one of the best girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:01:31 No.13840007 >>13840000 You can stay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:01:50 No.13840009 File: 146 KB, 453x558, 1427309449450.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840000 A newby, huh? Have you been initiated yet? I don't think you've been initiated yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:02:38 No.13840010 >>13839963 Alp Cockatrice Zombie Blue Oni Lizardman

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:03:13 No.13840012 >>13839970 Didn't know tiger claws were retractable until I saw this post, but now I'm a bit weirded out. Those skin sheaths, man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykFaTA2Zy8g

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:03:34 No.13840014 >>13839963 >Devil >Yeti >Monoeye >Arachne >Oni

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:03:41 No.13840015 >>13840000 Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:03:47 No.13840016 >>13840009 No, not the paddle!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:03:55 No.13840018 >>13840012 >Liger That is a lot of cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:04:00 No.13840019 >>13839963 Only five? It's too hard for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:04:14 No.13840021 >>13840012 Have you ever seen a cat, period? I'm pretty sure most species of feline have retractile claws (Except maybe cheetahs, I think..)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:04:30 No.13840022 Shit, guys. I only just now discovered the glory of Blue Onis. >drinking bros >smart >sexy glasses >sexy white hair >once drunk, insanely lustful Now I want an elegant blue oni to step on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:04:34 No.13840023 >>13840005 I just wish they had human-sized hands and feet. Those giant paws are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:04:55 No.13840025 >>13840016 >begging a Krampus not to do something It's like you're begging her to do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:05:07 No.13840027 >>13839963 Wasn't there a guy who asked this every month for a bit? Anyways, Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Ushi, Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:05:26 No.13840028 >>13840022 I know. I like them because they're basically office ladies wearing loincloths. I want a waifu that works hard and plays hard!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:05:58 No.13840030 >>13840021 Sure, housecats. Didn't know it extended to Panthera. I mean, they can't properly purr so I don't know what to expect from them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:06:05 No.13840031 >>13840023 >Those giant paws are dumb Well done anon, you drew my aggro. Now what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:06:18 No.13840032 >>13840023 But they're all the better to hug you with! Granted, they might make handjobx and footjobs a bit hard (getting cum out of all that fur sounds like it would be a pain in the ass), but they're still perfect for snuggletimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:06:57 No.13840034 >>13840009 I'd play with what comes out of her sack.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:07:34 No.13840036 >>13840032 >they might make handjobx and footjobs a bit hard >implying they wouldn't make them better

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:07:41 No.13840038 >>13840025 This just shows I'll end up either dead or with a missing limb before passing an initiative test with any MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:07:49 No.13840040 >>13839963 In order >Ushi-Oni >Khepri >Oomukade >Cheshire >Hellhound and Yeti tied for 5th

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:07:59 No.13840042 >>13840034 It's what's in your sack that she's interested in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:08:41 No.13840044 SHORT STACK TSUCHINOKO LAMIA http://imgur.com/2etrkfT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:08:51 No.13840046 >>13840038 There are girls who can be more gentle, using stuff like clamps and candles. Try an Alp or a Maus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:09:30 No.13840048 >>13840044 >dat laughing face oh lawd

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:09:38 No.13840049

>>13840022
>A Blue Oni will never lovingly steal your virginity while her Red Oni sister holds you in a Full Nelson
>You'll never be pressed between two Oni sisters as they milk you dry.
>You'll never cuddle with them afterwards
It hurts man. It hurts real bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:10:05 No.13840051 >>13840046 >Maus I want this shit to stop already. How can one man drive something into the ground so hard?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:10:16 No.13840053 >>13840042 Fine then, we'll just play with each other's sacks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:10:40 No.13840056 >tfw you can't play MGQ without feeling awkward because your dad's best friend and drinking buddy is named Luka

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:10:46 No.13840057 >>13840044 What a waste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:11:09 No.13840059 >>13840051 What? Does the spelling trigger you that badly?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:12:23 No.13840067 >>13840049 >TFW the emotional pain hurts worse than the physical ever would

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:12:44 No.13840070 >>13840056 Nice blog.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:13:04 No.13840072 >>13839955 Does anybody else think Jinko sounds like a 1940s racial slur?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:14:44 No.13840077 >>13840072 Sounds like a girl's name to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:15:20 No.13840080 Which MGs are most likely to collect stuffed animals?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:15:55 No.13840082 >>13840080 Liches. They keep them in the Pouting Chamber of their lair for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:15:58 No.13840083 >>13839963 >Kejourou >Kraken >Yeti >Apsara >Wight I like a lot of them so taking it down to just 5 is tough.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:16:03 No.13840084 >>13840032 >getting cum out of all that fur sounds like it would be a pain in the ass She wouldn't even be able to make you cum with those giant paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:16:19 No.13840086 >>13840059 You do know that Maus is German right? Pretty sure he's just talking about mouseposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:17:38 No.13840090 File: 219 KB, 900x584, 1434159198480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840080 Succubi, Nightmares, Arachne, Yeti's, and Dragons. Although I'd imagine that most of them would collect stuffed knights and the like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:18:19 No.13840097 >>13840086 Sure, I know it from the comic. And I see nothing else in my post that would trigger him so. >mouseposting So that's another girl we're not allowed to talk about anymore? Well, shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:19:38 No.13840101 >>13839963 >Vampire >Kraken >Apophis >Hellhound >Lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:19:49 No.13840103 File: 812 KB, 1200x1363, 364078896fa77d9ab43283830c3c1b40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these Yeti fans Good taste Best hugs Best fluff Best pawjobs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:20:33 No.13840107 >>13840103 good luck getting your jizz out of her fur

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:20:51 No.13840109 >>13840103 I want to squeeze a yeti's butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:21:13 No.13840112 >>13840057 >What a waste. How so?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:22:13 No.13840115 >>13840044 Huh. Don't think I've ever seen a shortstack lamia before.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:22:13 No.13840116 >>13839963 I have a deep appreciation of all beastgirls, but let's go with: >Tanuki >Foxgirls >Wolfgirls >Hinezumi >Apsara (woefully underdone but I love the design)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:22:14 No.13840117 >>13840107 >implying that's our job, not hers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:22:54 No.13840119 >>13840107 Why would you cum into her fur, and not on those tits, her face or inside her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:34:06 No.13840155 >>13840119 >inside her? A Pregnant Yeti must be ultra cuddly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:38:28 No.13840173 >>13840119 If she wanted to give you a handjob while cuddling, would you deny her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:39:58 No.13840178 >>13840173 Honestly, yes. I'd just hold her paw, move my other hand down to her pussy, start teasing her, and then stick it in when she can't take it anymore. Paws are for hugging, not for jerking dicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:40:00 No.13840179 >>13840173 >handjob while cuddling This, this is a high tier fetish for me. It's so good. And with a Yeti? Even better.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:43:20 No.13840187

>>13840090
>"Hello! Ryu Helpline! How may I help you?"
"Yeah, um, it's raining pretty heavily today, could you make it ease up a little?"
>"No problem sir! Please hold!"
>Soothing elevator music combined with lewd sex noises plays for 30 minutes.
>"I'm sorry for the wait sir! You'll be happy to know a Ryu has been dispatched to your area! You'll be getting your 'Violent Hailstorm Deluxe' soon!"
"W-Wait that's not what I asked fo-"
>BEEP BEEP BEEP...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:44:14 No.13840189 >>13840179 But with a Yeti you'd have to trade better hugs for worse handjobs, so it kind of cancels out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:44:16 No.13840190 >>13840187 Heeheehee

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:47:11 No.13840196 >>13839801 Agreed flustered mantis is best monster

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:48:37 No.13840198 >>13840196 I want an entire class of Mantis' to teach!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:48:48 No.13840199 >>13840187 Fucking monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:54:48 No.13840214 >>13840189 >Yeti >bad handjobs wut?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:56:10 No.13840216 >>13840214 BIG MEATY YETI PAWS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:58:35 No.13840218 >>13839809 >not liking waifu wars What are you gay?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 15:59:53 No.13840223 File: 266 KB, 858x800, 233_yeti_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840216 >implying that's bad Do these paws look like they'd feel bad to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:00:37 No.13840225 >>13840218 Did you even read the whole post? I said to wait until sunday so we can have a proper waifu war.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:01:32 No.13840227 They'd be soft, but I'm not sure if they'll be able to get a tight enough grip for a handjob.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:01:55 No.13840228 >>13840223 Man that is some seriously delicious brown

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:03:13 No.13840231 >>13840228 Yeti's truly are top tier MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:03:22 No.13840232 File: 270 KB, 1280x720, 1420346370910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Threads are dying at the 1500-2000 post mark Is this awesome? [] Y [] N

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:04:09 No.13840236 >>13840232 Probably means /jp/ is alive, since for a while we were hitting nearly 4k

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:04:17 No.13840237 File: 737 KB, 1013x1200, Gandharva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840228 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:04:31 No.13840238 >>13840232 Just means the board is moving a little faster than usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:04:54 No.13840240 >>13840225 It's always time for waifu wars. I'm not talking abut that dumb hunger game type thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:04:54 No.13840241 >>13840237 I want her to serenade me to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:05:02 No.13840243 File: 269 KB, 893x653, Chuff Chuff Chuff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840232 More time to take our Jinkos for walks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:05:11 No.13840245 >>13840232 Very much so.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:05:37 No.13840246 >>13840223 Am I the only one who doesn't like yeti paws?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:06:24 No.13840248 What if a MG's fetish was "preying" on you like a typical monster, so basically giving you a fear boner, but the MG in question was something not especially aggressive like a Sea Bishop, Yeti, Unicorn, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:07:03 No.13840251 >>13840246 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:07:05 No.13840252 >>13840243 >Katt Now that's a vintage waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:07:20 No.13840253 >>13840248 So the personality of a Manticore or Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:07:35 No.13840254 >>13839888 >somebody took the time to make this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:07:59 No.13840256 >>13840248 That'd work in their favor since nobody expects that kind of behavior from them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:08:05 No.13840258 >>13840248 Somehow cute and hot at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:08:06 No.13840259 >>13840251 What about not wanting yeti paws on my dick? Am I the only one too?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:09:21 No.13840261 File: 625 KB, 1079x1500, 1419714171918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840252 She has a nice fluffy Tiger butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:09:31 No.13840262 >>13839910 >black slimes are violent and aggressive WELL FUCK YOU TOO OKAYADO!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:09:43 No.13840263 >>13840259 Ye

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:10:24 No.13840267 >>13840259 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:10:36 No.13840271 >>13840241 I want a Gandharva to play metalcore

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:11:39 No.13840274 >>13840248 It would be fine as long as a normally aggressive monster girl has a fetish for being preyed upon by a human like a Hellhound, Manticore, Ushi, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:11:40 No.13840276 >>13840271 Rockin' out with her tits out?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:11:42 No.13840277 >>13840243 Yeti paws are fine, hellhound and anubi paws are rabbit foot tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:12:14 No.13840281 >>13840276 And her siren friend attempting to do screaming/growling and failing miserably.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:12:50 No.13840283 >>13840248 It'd be cute, or nightmarish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:13:09 No.13840284 File: 67 KB, 640x480, 1431481817619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840262 What'd you expect from a creature whose home & body have been polluted by humans? That's she'd run up and bury you in slime cleavage?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:13:37 No.13840286 >>13840281 Deathklok with MGs when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:13:58 No.13840289 >>13839955 I wanna Sumo Jinko! One that sits me on her lap, lets me rub her soft tummy and have a steak dinner with!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:14:49 No.13840292 >>13840289 Mien comrade.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:15:00 No.13840293 >>13840284 >That's she'd run up and bury you in slime cleavage? She would, to suffocate/drown you. Giantess thread is on /d/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:15:10 No.13840295 >>13840284 Slime cleavage is always the answer!

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:15:26 No.13840296
File: 1.33 MB, 800x800, bunny finds waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13840248
I guess I'd play along. After all, erotic RP goes both ways and she was so chill with trying to get thighhighs on a mermaid tail/horse legs.

That does remind me though, do you think MGs would have a tendency towards their original diets at all?
Like a canine or feline MG hunting wild game coordinated with you, but then getting just a little too excited on the kill and eating raw meat?
Or playing too roughly with pet animals? Such as that time your daughteru got kicked out of the pet shop for stuffing a mouse in her mouth.
Maybe the horse MGs enjoy tougher greenery in their salads?
The real monstrous ones would of course just keep to their original diet of adventurers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:15:46 No.13840297 >>13840284 Giantessfag pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:17:45 No.13840299 >>13839910 >Pink slime >in heat year round Like Australian mice on crack.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:18:25 No.13840300 >>13840296 If you give a centaur a carrot, you're basically proposing to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:19:19 No.13840304 >>13840044 No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:21:15 No.13840309 >>13840284 Erubeitefag detected.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:22:16 No.13840313 >>13840300 Really? I'd have thought they'd get pissed off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:23:59 No.13840319 I want to tease an Ogre by making her marathon the Shrek series!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:24:45 No.13840321 >>13840232 >that image Yeah, it is pretty awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:25:07 No.13840324 >>13840289 I'd rather a sumo hinezumi. Small enough to sit in your lap, soft enough to cuddle

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:25:37 No.13840326 >>13839093 >1: kiki >2: chimaera >3: kitsune-bi strangely fitting...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:26:49 No.13840333 >>13840319 >then she makes you impregnate her for each movie >end up with nine ogre daughterus Hope it was worth it fool.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:27:37 No.13840337 >>13840333 Anon, there are only 4 movies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:28:12 No.13840340 >>13840187 >Ryu sent to your house to have sex with you >she uses the storm she made as an excuse for you to stay inside to cuddle with her for the next two days

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:29:15 No.13840346 >>13840337 For now. >>13840324 Big fat rat tats. hnnnng

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:30:03 No.13840348 >>13840337 And shrek had three kids, so you get nine because math. Pray I don't sneak into your house with Large Mouse Accelerator Pills.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:32:03 No.13840356 >>13840348 But 4 movies + 3 kids = 7 4 movies * 3 kids = 12 How are you getting this math, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:33:28 No.13840362 >>13840356 Well you see, math has layers...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:33:32 No.13840363 >>13840356 He must be using common core.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:36:18 No.13840370 >>13840363 Or he learned math from an ogre.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:37:09 No.13840372 >>13840370 Fucking stupid Ogres

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:38:23 No.13840375 >>13840372 Don't be that way, anon. They may not be bright, but I'm sure they make perfectly fine waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:38:45 No.13840378 >>13840356 I did not know there were four, and I already said nine, so...yeah. 3 of your nine daughterus will V you Satisfied?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:41:27 No.13840390 >>13840375 They're horrible anon. Oni's are much better women who don't treat their husbands like shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:42:05 No.13840392 >>13840378 Good enough, I guess. Though I never said Ogre is my waifu. I just said I want to tease her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:42:21 No.13840393 File: 243 KB, 450x600, Crispy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come down to P'orkers! Where we specialize in hotdogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:42:26 No.13840395 >>13840340 >two days That Ryu is a ripoff artist, I paid for three.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:43:05 No.13840396 >>13840390 Time for a waifu war! Who do you all prefer- Red or Blue Oni?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:44:14 No.13840402 >God imagine if your nightmares dictated what Monster Girl Waifu you'd get. Only nightmare I can remember involved me and my family being chased by several shades. They got my mom. And... possessed her, I guess? Or just took her under hill.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:44:20 No.13840403 >>13840396 Red!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:45:21 No.13840405 >>13840393 >hotdogs. You mean the food or...?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:46:55 No.13840409 >>13840405 Both.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:48:24 No.13840411 >>13840409 Hmm, I dunno. What kind of mustard do you use? For the food that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:48:58 No.13840412 >>13840402 >Arachne >Dragonewt >Cannibals >Fucking my sister It's gonna be one fucked-up relationship...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:50:49 No.13840422 >>13840411 The one you like best?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:51:18 No.13840424 >>13840412 >Cannibals I'm pretty sure that translates to Ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:51:42 No.13840427 >>13840396 >Making sisters fight

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:53:03 No.13840430 >>13840424 Could be. Unless android ghouls are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:53:45 No.13840434 >>13840422 So American? Nice I'll consider visiting. Before you ask, no even American.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 16:56:13 No.13840441

>>13840402
Thank god I rarely dream then. Coolest nightmare I've ever had I fought Freddy Krueger hand to hand in this big empty building, dodging claw swipes. Hiding and ambushing him, I threw him down form three fucking stories it was great.

This one time I got really bad sleep paralysis, and though my eyes were closed I could see, there was this little girl in a white dress and a sun hat smiling at me, at the foot of my bed. She was smiling, but her eyes were covered, in shadow, freaked me the fuck out, apparently I was screaming in my sleep. Woke up once my mom knocked on the door.

Once had a nightmare I went to hell, another where my entire family was massacred.

So I guess Alice, Devil and Ogre. Don't know what I'd get out of the first one, maybe Mantis?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:00:01 No.13840452 >>13840441 Anon you're getting a Freddy Kruger girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:01:33 No.13840458 So if you had to share your current bedroom with your waifu, how screwed would you be? Would your bedroom be too small for her? Would she be able to sleep and/or have sexytimes with you, or would you have to find another place for her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:02:51 No.13840462 >>13840452 >>13840441 >CC Sadist with a german accent and a thing for sharp knives. I give you your Frederica Cougar.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:03:21 No.13840466

>>13840253

Kind of yeah.

I had more in mind that when you meet and waifu one it'd be as you'd expect but then later she reveals to you her fetish.

When you agree to try it you you both go out separately in the wilderness and basically ambushes you at some point

Something like that anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:05:26 No.13840474 >>13840462 Also a thing for shotas and lolis. Krueger was a child molester, remember?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:05:33 No.13840475 >>13840441 do you come from a religious family? or anything like that. just wondering because of your hell dream.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:05:50 No.13840477

>>13840402
I had a dream that I was wading through murky water in an abandoned industrial building. There was a colony of something in the water that wanted to eat me, but they were biding their time until I got tired before they strike.

Pretty sure they were tiny, tentacular abominations. Something cross between a spider and a leech.

What would this get me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:06:24 No.13840482 >>13840458 Would probably need to actually buy a bed, but aside from that it would be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:07:19 No.13840484 File: 14 KB, 350x263, This bed is Caesar sized.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840458 >You'regonnaneedabiggerbed.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:07:47 No.13840486 >>13840452 Now that I think about it, no, it would be a Cheshire, mantis are too kuu and Freddy is a wisecracker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:08:05 No.13840487 >>13840474 That's right. Sound's like Kloah's wet dream right there. ...Jinko perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:09:42 No.13840492 >>13840402 So, would it be a good or bad thing that I don't have nightmares?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:10:24 No.13840496 >>13840458 I ain't sharing my bedroom with anyone.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:10:28 No.13840497

>>13840475
Yep, catholics, also went to catholic school and got reminded everyday that I am nothing without God and that all I di for myself is meaningless because it's God acting through me, humans are useless and can't do shit If not for God. Yes. Along with delicious beatings, and other punishments. Yes, I am a fedora now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:11:00 No.13840499 >>13840458 My room and bed are way too small to share with my Ushi-Oni waifu. Maybe if I went for another monster in my top 5, it would be easier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:11:39 No.13840501 >>13840458 As long as we don't have to share shelf space all would be well, thankfully I have a spare room.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:12:13 No.13840502 >>13840458 My room is small and cramped. We would probably need to find someone else to live or sleep separately

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:14:38 No.13840509 >>13840492 Middle of the road. I means that if there is one for you, you're too far for her voice to reach you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:14:57 No.13840510 >>13840458 My bed is a queen size, so she should be able to sleep with me, but my room is horribly cramped and I still live with my folks due to school, so sex would be hard to make space & time for.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:15:39 No.13840511 >>13840458 Big room. Big bed. Lot's of clutter, though, so cleaning is a must, especially considering my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:20:07 No.13840524 >>13840458 She doesn't take up a lot of space, we'll be fine on my current bed. I mean, how much space does a dormouse even need? The real question is lingere, or adorable pajamas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:22:51 No.13840534 >>13840458 It'd be fine although my bed is a one person bed so it'd be a bit cramped.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:24:12 No.13840538

>>13840402
Lets see, in no particular order...
>Mother fighting a lion in a big steel cage
>Squirrel jump scaring my face to wake me up
>One last night where a sirens started and a forest fire was pushing a wall of fire down the road
>Falling off a flying carpet aaaallll the way to the ground
>Falling off a watery sand cliff aaaaalllll the way to the ground
That's all I can remember that I've had, I have dreams rarely and it's always random shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:24:22 No.13840539 >>13840458 She's a Hellhound, so we should be good. We'd have to cuddle to have a comfortable amount of space on the bed, but there's nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:25:41 No.13840542 >>13840534 That just means every night is going to involve a lot of spooning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:26:47 No.13840546 >>13840538 >Mother fighting a lion in a big steel cage Did she win? >Squirrel jump scaring my face to wake me up What?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:27:05 No.13840549

>>13840402
One nightmare I was eating chips and watching TV with my roommate, only to realize he had turned into a man-sized tarantula while I wasn't watching.

Nothing scary happened, me and the eight foot tall tarantula just stared at each other till I woke up. What could it mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:27:48 No.13840554 >>13840542 No complaints from me there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:28:51 No.13840560 >>13840549 You get an Ushi-Oni bro to hang out with on the weekends.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:29:35 No.13840564 >>13840458 Not sure if a plain old double bed with a fucked up mattress could support the weight of an Ushi-Oni, everything else should be fine though. KC should really give average heights and weight for each monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:30:02 No.13840568 Think of a monstergirl. Got her? Good. She's going to make you eat her cherry. You heard me. You will deflower her through cunningulus and drink the blood from her torn hymen. Do you accept?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:31:02 No.13840569 >>13840458 My waifu is small, she'll be okay in my tiny apartment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:31:23 No.13840572 >>13840546 >Did she win? Yes. And it's literally just that, dreamt a rabid squirrel jumped out of a tree at my face and I woke up startled.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:32:10 No.13840574 >>13840572 Are you afraid of squirrels?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:32:12 No.13840575 >>13840568 B-but anon, blood grosses me out. I don't mind scratches and biting during sex, and I would a vampire waifu, but I'd rather keep blood out of my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:33:01 No.13840577 >>13840574 No, don't even see them around this area.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:33:46 No.13840580 >>13840575 What's "gross" about blood? You dislike the sight you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:34:24 No.13840582 >>13840568 Depends on how good her blood tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:34:36 No.13840583 >>13840568 What would a dormouse cherry even taste like?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:35:27 No.13840587 >>13840568 I...didn't know my waifu was hardcore like that. I mean it kind of makes sense, given their yandere inclinations, but damn.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:36:01 No.13840589

>>13840580
I'm fine with blood in movies and stuff, but chances are if I saw any serious injuries in real life, I'd be squicked out.
What I was trying to say is that blood during sexytimes is generally a turnoff for me, and the taste of blood is gross. Plus, if I tore her hymen by eating her out, wouldn't that mean I'd have torn muscle tissue mixed in with the blood in my mouth?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:36:07 No.13840591 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:37:06 No.13840596 >>13839896 >>13839925 Yes. More scaly claw jobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:38:13 No.13840599 >>13839963 Anubis, Dragon, Nightmare, Dark Angel, and a tie between Mantis/Lich. Can't quite decide between best kuuderes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:38:38 No.13840602 >>13840583 Pink cotton candy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:39:38 No.13840604 >>13840243 what is this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:39:39 No.13840605 >>13840589 It's protein, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:39:49 No.13840608 File: 60 KB, 400x600, Anon you're so gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840589

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:40:19 No.13840613 >>13840602 Well, I should be able to stand it then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:40:33 No.13840614 >>13840591 >You will never watch another Monster girl be breastfeed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:41:34 No.13840617 >>13840582 Who'd you pick?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:42:07 No.13840618 >>13840402 My most vivid nightmares involved being chased by cannibal jungle-folk and onryo, crashing a space ship, and being eaten by werewolves. I'd rather just a Nightmare waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:42:58 No.13840622 >>13840614 >You will never watch anon watch another monster girl be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:43:07 No.13840624 >>13840458 Well, the room itself is a bit cramped. I tend to like clutter, too much space makes me nervous. The bed itself is queen-sized though, so we should be able to manage...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:43:58 No.13840625 >>13840614 Like orphaned were-kittens that can't find their mother and wander onto her farm, starving, freezing, and afraid?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:44:09 No.13840626 >>13840568 Well, umm...okay? If she insists. I may feed it to her, give her a taste of her own medicine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:44:14 No.13840627 >>13840617 Crow tengu. Maybe it would taste like paper or crow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:44:46 No.13840629 >>13840622 This is getting to complicated. >>13840625 No like a delinquent Hellhound who the Holst decides needs a little calming down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:44:58 No.13840630 >>13840458 Nigga no bed is big enough for a twenty-foot snake. She would need her own living area.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:45:35 No.13840633 >>13840630 Probably with heated floors.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:46:17 No.13840635 >>13840630 Well if she coiled herself up around you, you might be able to both fit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:46:58 No.13840636 >>13840477 Abominations? Scylla? Mindflayers?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:47:02 No.13840637 >>13840630 There's always caesar beds. Or sleeping with her coiled.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:48:50 No.13840644 File: 420 KB, 1391x1000, 1397052978032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840630 She can probably double her body over on itself to fit, though the correct anwser is to offer yourself up as her coiled up daki.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:49:34 No.13840646 >>13840458 What if I have a harem?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:50:14 No.13840648 >>13840646 Pick your fav.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:50:46 No.13840651 >>13840646 You didn't think about space when you got a harem? You're not one of those dense main characters, are you Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:51:21 No.13840652 >>13840511 kiki? oh! Anubis!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:51:42 No.13840654 >>13840646 But anon, then you have all the space you need. A harem is where you keep your wives.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:51:51 No.13840655 >>13840648 But that's hard. >>13840651 I'm pretty sure they could all fit in my room.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:53:11 No.13840662 >>13840655 So, you're either rich or want a harem of fairies. Or a swarm of Khepri. Well, whatever works for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:54:02 No.13840665 >>13840458 Too cramped, second floor room that gets too hot for Yetis in the summer, but I like keeping the heat off in winter even when it's -15F so she would be ok for 4 months

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:54:10 No.13840667 >>13840662 Hey my room is big enough...if they're cool with sleeping on the floor. Man I'm gonna get nothing huh?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:55:43 No.13840672

>>13840667
At least get a caesar size bed, if you can fit it through the door. See, this is why harems are more trouble than they're worth. All these little things nobody thinks about. I bet you don't even have spare rooms for when the daughterus start coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 17:59:57 No.13840679 File: 122 KB, 494x500, d8f02444e00986eb20d87535b444f050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840568 That...might be tricky.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:00:51 No.13840682 >>13840672 But I can't choose one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:01:20 No.13840685 >>13840679 Lick her core.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:06:12 No.13840691 >>13840682 Well, better get a bigger house and proper bedding then! Prove you're worthy of your harem! Which ones are they anyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:08:22 No.13840698 >>13840691 Cheshire, Slime, Holst, Manticore, and Apsara.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:08:38 No.13840699 >>13840627 Yep, dusty old parchment. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:08:48 No.13840700 >>13840458 I don't think my bed can handle an adult apophis

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:11:10 No.13840711 >>13840698 I see lots of catfights in your household. And arguing about which milk is best. Slime is a good girl though, she doesn't cause trouble. Hope you can wrangle all them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:12:59 No.13840715 I'd like a hobgoblin in my harem, but that kind of comes with a harem of its own.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:13:27 No.13840718 >>13840711 Manticore is the only one I can see being a real problem. Though more MGs might follow me home because I am a filthy whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:17:02 No.13840735 >>13840715 >beat hobgoblin >claim her as your prize >the rest want to come with >you only want the leader What do? I'd sell them to a wizard.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:20:42 No.13840744

>>13840685
>Oral on a slime
>She sinks her core down between her legs
>It's just barely inside her body
>You poke into her body & finger her
>Watch her body quiver like jelly as you stroke the core
>Spread her legs open next & duck between her thighs
>stick your tongue in & molest her core
>She nearly loses her form when she cums
>Gobs of goo gush into your mouth in the wake of it
If that's what could happen with oral, imagine if she kept it down there while you fucked her. The tip of your dick prodding it with each thrust, and then cumming directly onto her core.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:22:23 No.13840753 >>13840744 What does slime taste like?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:22:41 No.13840754
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>>13840735
I'm torn between my love of oppai lolis, and my general apathy for regular lolis. I couldn't separate them, but I can't lead the goblins on, either. It's not fair to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:24:37 No.13840760 >>13840753 Depends on the species.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:25:40 No.13840763 >>13840760 Just a normal slime. I think we can all agree that Bubble Slimes would taste awful.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:25:54 No.13840765

>>13840753
Maybe it works like how semen supposedly changes taste depending on diet. If you feed her a lot of sweet stuff, maybe it'll make her slime taste sweet? I mean, we've seen how much a slime is affected by their diet already in the thread. Assuming of course that ingesting slime goo doesn't just destroy your body.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:26:23 No.13840769 File: 637 KB, 600x700, gummy-bears.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840753

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:26:55 No.13840771 >>13840765 I remember seeing somewhere that the "pineapple = sweet jizz" thing is technically true, but only if you eat enough a high enough amount pineapple to give yourself serious Vitamin C poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:28:59 No.13840782 >>13840771 >>13840771 Never seen this for women. If I have to taste your codfish you should be able to swallow my sour jello.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:30:00 No.13840785 >>13840754 So you're gonna have a bunch of freeloaders at your place?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:30:06 No.13840786 I want Red and Blue Oni twins to take turns pinning me down and sitting on my face!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:31:07 No.13840789 >>13840785 I want the Smug Squad to freeload at my place!

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:34:24 No.13840796

>>13839792

I'm more inclined to treating a Cait Sith like an actual cat than a waifu myself, just to see how pissed she'll get at being objectively shit tier and the gateway to deviancy.

>>13839931

>That stereotypical hentai dialogue

I nearly fucking spit my soda, fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:39:24 No.13840809 I want to protect a Matango's smile!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:40:13 No.13840810 >>13840754 I want to steal a hobgoblin's horn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:42:19 No.13840818 File: 303 KB, 614x1100, 0f81624e65a7097ae89198ba473ce804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a march hare to moderate a debate club.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:44:45 No.13840830 File: 193 KB, 700x700, 1431886957447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all yall's MG waifus are dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:45:00 No.13840832 >>13840818 I want to rest my head on a March Hares fluff and play with her ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:45:54 No.13840837 >>13840809 I want to have you commited for massive stupidity!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:45:58 No.13840839 >>13840830 no u ;-;

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:46:10 No.13840840 File: 190 KB, 1124x919, 1434641278925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840818 Would a Jabberwock count as on or three members for her team?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:47:11 No.13840844 >>13840840 Don't forget her neck mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:48:30 No.13840847 File: 373 KB, 780x1024, b76c02b560b69e536bd354ca1837c8f1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840830 You don't have tits, your argument is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:50:16 No.13840849 >>13840818 Such a sweet looking girl. Do you think she'd like a carrot?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:50:19 No.13840850 >>13840818 I want to shove my face between her fluffy thighs and drink tea from her lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:51:12 No.13840853 >>13840818 All I could imagine is her fellating that carrot on her neck and driving the male student body mad with lust.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:51:43 No.13840854 >>13840849 She'd love your carrot. Any time. Any place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:52:09 No.13840856 >>13840840 >>13840844 I like to imagine her mouths have thick Boston accents.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:52:25 No.13840858 >>13840818 >that wetness on her thigh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:53:19 No.13840862 >>13840854 It might not be big enough for her though. And it might be a bit too hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:55:05 No.13840872 >>13840856 But she's from Wonderland, which was based on some British guy's stories. They'd have big thick SHUT CHO MOUFF N LOOK AT MAH WADS accents.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:55:44 No.13840874 >>13840856 >her mouths reciting the Scout's monologue from Meet the Scout

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:55:45 No.13840875 >>13840862 Let her be the judge of that. I'm sure she'd love even just a free sample to moisten those lips.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 18:57:53 No.13840884 >>13840875 Hmm, I'll have to be sure though. I'll need to ask her if she really really wants it.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:02:58 No.13840901

>>13840884
I'm sure bringing it up will be more than enough to make her mouth water in anticipation. Just don't be offended if she wants to handle it first; though I'm sure that she'd very much enjoy the texture against both her fingers and her taste-buds.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:04:28 No.13840910

>>13840763
To a Bubble Slime's husband it's probably the best thing in the world. Hell, it probably works the same way for other slimes. MAMAMO mana makes sure that you'll grow to like your slime waifu's body.

Just don't eat her entirely, especially not if she has no core.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:04:39 No.13840911 >>13840901 Wow, she really loves carrots doesn't she?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:06:23 No.13840916 File: 180 KB, 454x563, 1438103313077-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey Anon, it's so hot out there, want me to... cool you down?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:09:47 No.13840929 >>13840853 >March Hare teacher >Rewards the highest scoring students with sex >"Punishes" the worst scoring students with sex >Has sex with every single student in class sex anyway as it's "best to learn firsthand" Sex-ed lessons sure have changed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:09:52 No.13840931 >>13840911 You better believe it. She can't get enough of them. If she could get away with it, she'd have one between her lips and bounce along in delight 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:11:13 No.13840937 >>13840929 Can I opt out of sex? I want to preserve my virginity for the Mad Hatter principal!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:11:19 No.13840938 >>13840931 Well I'll be sure to offer one a nice juicy carrot the next time I see one. What other food do they like?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:12:42 No.13840941 >>13840916 Is that Jynx?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:13:01 No.13840942 >>13840937 That's okay anon. The teacher understands your plea and has arranged private lessons between you and the prinicipal! All day long.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:13:06 No.13840943 >>13840916 I'd mouthfuck a jynx.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:15:52 No.13840952 >>13840942 That's great! Does that also mean I get sent to the principals office more often? Can, instead of a diploma have her hand in marriage when I graduate? And lastly, can I ask the CC Mad Hatter Principal if I can wear her hat?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:17:04 No.13840956 >>13840952 What job does the Cheshire have? Can I have private lessons with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:17:38 No.13840959 >>13840929 >>13840942 >>13840952 You guys are terrible, the school is a place of learning, not for sex things! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to Nurse Cheshire's office. It's P inspection day...I'm not sure what that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:17:46 No.13840960 >>13840830 Lilith is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:18:23 No.13840962 File: 84 KB, 546x516, 1434618036779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840916 Naw.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:18:56 No.13840966 File: 237 KB, 1064x1083, 2b3b85dcb88c3c69ba338596223bbca949d01e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840830 Bitch please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:21:08 No.13840971 >>13840938 They're mostly into roughage and produce, but they also have a bit of a sweet tooth. Usually suckers and popsicles. Don't give her too many, though, or else she'll be hopping all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:21:12 No.13840972 >>13840966 I want to go an adventures with a holst paladin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:21:54 No.13840976 >>13840929 Please no. I want nothing to do with her now. I would rather just go relax in the library and learn on my own.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:22:46 No.13840977 >>13840971 I'll give her a popsicle. I'll tell her not too be too messy eating it or she'll get all sticky.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:22:47 No.13840978
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>>13840959
Good luck with that anon.

Try not to end up with triplets like the guy with the previous Hellhound nurse did.

>>13840956
There's a Cheshire Nurse and a Cheshire PE teacher. Why a Cheshire would ever want to become a PE peacher is beyond me though.

>>13840952
Now now anon, you need to get your diploma aswell. Can't just go throwing around your future for a woman now can we?

You'll get her hand in marriage and a one way trip down the rabbit hole the moment you graduate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:23:51 No.13840979 >>13840978 >Cheshire PE teacher >muscular Cheshire YES PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:24:21 No.13840981 >>13840978 >Can't just go throwing around your future for a woman now can we? She's the only future for me! I'll be a house husband for her, or whatever she wants!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:24:28 No.13840982 >>13840976 Oh yes, the very nice Apsara Librarian would be glad to help you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:27:20 No.13840983 >>13840568 I accept without any hesitation. Something like this is right up my alley.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:27:23 No.13840984 >>13840981 But she wants you to be a successful productive member of society.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:27:41 No.13840985 [SPOILER]

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>>13840976
The Library is quite a large building anon. It's quite easy to get lost in there.

Though you'll surely get along well with the lovely and cute creepy crawly who hangs there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:27:49 No.13840986 File: 269 KB, 765x1024, 1438041704738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A MIGHTY STORM.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:29:28 No.13840991 >>13840986 Important question: Where is her vajayjay located?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:30:07 No.13840993 >>13840982 Well, an aspara is pretty nice. I'm sure we wou- >>13840985 Nevermind, I'll hang out with her instead. We can learn together. They are love.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:31:27 No.13840996

>>13840985

>TFW no Clown Girl MG to troll the fuck out of you by whirling a party clacker on the balcony of the upper floor to the library and making dumb jokes
>Who can shapeshift into Count Orlok and various other horror movie monsters just to spook you
>Who goes out of her way to go "BEEP BEEP" while honking her rosy red clit during your study sessions

>>13840991

Knowing Toumasu's anatomy is behind the second pair of tauric legs, or near her human body if you go by snek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:31:29 No.13840997 >>13840993 I'll take the apsara then. I'm sure she's eager to dance after being cooped up in a stuffy old library all day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:32:43 No.13841001 >>13840996 >Clown Girl MG NOPE NOPE NOPE!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:33:13 No.13841003 >>13840996 >clown girl NOPE >unnaturally red clit that is large enough to be grabbed and squeezed to make noise N O P E

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:34:46 No.13841006 >>13841001 >>13841003 >She was human once.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:35:39 No.13841009 >>13841006 How did that happen? What made her change?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:35:48 No.13841010
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>>13840979
She's quite the Cheshire anon. She always makes up these really strange assignments and games for people to play. Yet they always turn out to be quite fun and a good work out.

The only thing that might bear you some worry is the fact that people in the dressing rooms often feel "watched". And there's even some people who claim that they've felt a cat's tail brush past them while there is nobody there!

But surely that's just nonsense. Now go ahead and tell the PE teacher that you think that she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:36:14 No.13841011 >>13841009 Whatever parasitic STD infested her clit turned her into that monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:36:29 No.13841012 >>13841009 Oh, I just remembered an old post somebody made about clown girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:36:33 No.13841013 >>13841003 >>13841001 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpVLkAL6PI

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:36:48 No.13841014 >>13841011 Well that's a lot less sexy than most MG transformations.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:37:14 No.13841015 >>13840996 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ZbnfXEuyc

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:38:33 No.13841018 File: 194 KB, 1327x435, Clown Girl HAHAHA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841012 I still have it on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:40:21 No.13841023 >>13841018 OK, I think even the people in this thread who despise Alps more than any other monster can agree that clown girls are worst monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:40:22 No.13841024 If clowngirls became a thing I would always be armed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:41:40 No.13841028 >>13841023 >>13841024 Aw c'mon anon don't you want to hear the honk as you squeeze her ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:42:49 No.13841031 >>13841028 No! Not at all! I'm into some pretty kinky shit (I am a manticorefag after all), but clowns are too much!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:43:11 No.13841033 >>13841015 Yes thank you that was the reference I was going for.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:43:19 No.13841034 >>13841028 Instead of rubber chickens, they carry rubber vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:43:52 No.13841036 >>13841033 This one works, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOUMIXbTM5U

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:44:42 No.13841038 >>13841031 Why are they too much?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:45:02 No.13841042 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, 1427765753444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does a Harpies butt feel like?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:45:57 No.13841044 >>13841042 bags of sand

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:46:01 No.13841045 >>13841042 Like a harpy's butt.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:46:13 No.13841046

>>13841038
I'm not even scared of clowns, I just find them to be a turnoff during sexytimes. The makeup is weird, and I don't want to imagine the hideously swollen, distended, honkable, blood-red clitoris or the ass that makes noise when you squeeze it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:46:14 No.13841047 >>13841028 >honking noise every time you squeeze something >grope her breasts and seltzer shoots out >>pinching her clit makes a zip whistle sound No, it's dumb beyond al measure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:47:24 No.13841050 >>13841046 Fair enough. >>13841047 So is a giant pussy on the end of a tail.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:49:50 No.13841052

>>13841009
Clown girls lead a sad existance. They are often formed when Demonic Energy slowly festers itself in a girl that is exessively bullied to the point where she is driven to end her own life, in hope to finnaly free herself from the torment.

But no, for her that is only the beginning. As her current life seeps out from her, demonic energy goes hard to work on her body. Growing her nails and fingers to become longer, growing her nose to be red and round. Her skin changing to a pearly white color and her hair slowly coloring red with grief and hatred.

She'll feel funny when she wakes up. Looking at her now claw-like hands and feeling an odd urge to "entertain" other people. Notably seeking out those she was forced to entertain in her previous life. Seeking to give them a funny show of a lifetime.

And that only boy that cared about, and supported her? He will find himself taken by her in the middle of the night, to be brought to the evergrowing undead circus and forever travel the world.

A sad existance indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:51:20 No.13841053 >>13841052 Aw, poor Clown Girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:52:08 No.13841054 File: 535 KB, 1088x1182, 1426277902509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841052 >growing her nose to be red and round That's a deal breaker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:52:53 No.13841055 get to work you assholes, your waifu's hips aren't going to move themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:52:59 No.13841056 >>13841050 >>13841050 I'm not the manticorefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:53:36 No.13841057 >>13841055 What if they're an Apsara?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:53:59 No.13841058 >>13841050 Big fat tailpussies are just the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:54:13 No.13841059 >>13841054 Agreed. Mask-like faces are better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:55:15 No.13841060 File: 163 KB, 398x351, 1404975008399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841057 >Still no capoeira Apsara art

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:55:19 No.13841061 >>13841058 Well I agree. I want to feed a Manticore Holst milk so her tailpussy grows bigger and fatter. As well as other parts of her body.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:57:28 No.13841065 >>13841060 >>13841057 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTy-eYbRf88 >Apsara love Yes/10

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:57:36 No.13841066 A name for a kuudere big sister type Oomukade. I'm not entirely sure how to portrait this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:58:55 No.13841067 >>13841066 Big Stinky

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:59:02 No.13841068 Am I the only guy that thinks that clowns are funny?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:59:13 No.13841069 >>13841066 Tachibana

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 19:59:18 No.13841070 >>13841066 Chihiro?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:00:26 No.13841072 >>13841068 Depends what kind of clown. Do you mean Moe from Phoenix Wright? Then sure. Do you mean any other clown? No, they're scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:02:02 No.13841074 >>13841066 Susan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:02:19 No.13841075 >>13841066 Rinko?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:04:34 No.13841078 >>13841052 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Yb5jzRTBI

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:06:30 No.13841082 File: 339 KB, 744x1052, 1436025492345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841055 Can't too busy shitposting in /mgg/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:09:43 No.13841087 >>13841082 >tfw no lactating yandere titty-monster monstergirl waifu Hex Maniac is truly the best cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:13:29 No.13841094 >>13841087 >Hex Maniac >Best cowgirl >Not best Wisp >Or Wight >Or Apophis >Or Lich Nigga...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:13:33 No.13841095 >>13841082 Man that anon better hurry up or she's gonna be giving him an under the desk BJ. >>13841087 What does her milk taste like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:15:41 No.13841098 >>13841094 >lactating Wights and Liches I thank Penywise for giving me a lactation fetish, especially when applied to Undead monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:22:35 No.13841106 >>13841072 >Do you mean Moe from Phoenix Wright? Then sure. Hope you like clowns, because this flower's not the only thing that's gonna be squirting tonight. Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:22:57 No.13841107 File: 191 KB, 1427x688, ss (2015-07-28 at 07.20.49).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, how do I approach the new transfer student? I swear I've seen her somewhere before.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:22:59 No.13841108 >>13841098 >dead people milk >frankenberry cereal and dead people milk too meta 4 me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:23:09 No.13841109 >>13841094 >tfw no yan apophis onee-san to force feed you her breast milk

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:24:37 No.13841112 >>13841107 >playing the Skyrim of porn games

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:25:22 No.13841113 >>13841106 Pfft.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:25:44 No.13841115 >>13841112 something something, took an arrow to the cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:26:53 No.13841118 >>13841107 is that the one dark elf idol no one wrote about

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:27:49 No.13841121 >>13841107 >>13841118 Yeah, I remember that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:27:53 No.13841122 >>13841107 I never got that goddamn game to work.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:28:51 No.13841124 >>13841109 Aw, shit. Sounds heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:29:47 No.13841126 >>13841109 Aww man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:29:58 No.13841127 >>13841122 Try going to /v/ or /vg/. There's a whole thread dedicated to the shenanigans that go on in that game. Oh, and also they have a sticky to get it going, if you're into that or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:31:06 No.13841129 >>13841113 You liked that gag? I like to gag, too. Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Is it weird that I kind of want clown girls to happen? Like, you laugh at their shitty jokes and they fall in love or something. Just sounds really cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:31:31 No.13841131 >>13841124 >>13841126 That one apophis babysitter greentext was the best

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:34:31 No.13841136 File: 151 KB, 667x945, 1438107074555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baphomets

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:35:04 No.13841137 >>13841136 no boobs, 0/10

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:35:13 No.13841139 >>13841094 Wisp is most fitting, what with the Mojyo look. But personally, I'd wanna see a Nightmare Hex Maniac.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:38:20 No.13841150 >>13841136 I'd rather a loli of almost any other species before a Bapho.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:39:31 No.13841155 >>13841136 I'd ruffle her hair

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:40:02 No.13841156 File: 178 KB, 1360x675, ss (2015-07-28 at 07.36.47).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841107 Should I ask her if she wants to eat lunch on the rooftop? The cafeteria's probably all crowded and junk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:43:54 No.13841164 File: 1.13 MB, 1200x1737, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was a nice doujin May trigger the femdomfags though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:44:07 No.13841165 >MFW have ideas for smut at work >Get home >Completely forget them or end up procrastinating by playing Bloodborne Is that you John Wayne, is this me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:44:19 No.13841167 >>13841156 I mean...DO IT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:45:20 No.13841169 >>13841156 Are you just going to post screenshots of this shit until you're done playing it? Because if so you can fuck off right now and save us the trouble of telling you later.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:45:34 No.13841170 >>13841136 I want a plump one to nap in my lap

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:47:31 No.13841171 >>13841156 >>13841169 Agreed. At the absolute minimum, put it in imgur or something, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:47:43 No.13841173 >>13841164 How? If anything this looks like femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:48:50 No.13841176 >>13841136 A shit.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:49:12 No.13841180

Hey man, if you have a clown kink, I'm not gonna judge. I just don't want a clown on my dick.
Besides, my puns are so bad that they'd piss even a clown off. I'd tell her the one about the exploding Jimmy Hoffa statue, and my family would find my entrails hung from the rooftops like streamers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:49:39 No.13841183 >>13841173 it's the deceptive femdom where she's only dom at the beginning and then the guy goes into turbo-mode, the girl goes 'oh no there's a dick in me I'm completely helpless now', and it's suddenly maledom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:50:43 No.13841188 >>13841164 >>13841183 Now I can avoid it, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:51:14 No.13841190 >>13841183 Oh well that's just a damn shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:51:15 No.13841191 >>13841183 Google failed, name?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:51:36 No.13841192 >>13841180 Dammit, meant to quote >>13841129

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:53:16 No.13841198 File: 216 KB, 441x553, 1435710619490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841164 >People getting in a tiff over male or femdom >When sex is sex >MFW

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:54:53 No.13841204 File: 278 KB, 1200x725, dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841183 >denying the power of dick Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:54:55 No.13841205 >>13841183 That's the best kind of femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:55:07 No.13841207 >>13841198 You feel proud of this post?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:55:40 No.13841212 >>13841183 Pass

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:56:30 No.13841215 File: 314 KB, 796x1038, Natural Form.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841204 Uh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:57:28 No.13841219 >>13841207 Not him, but the way I see it, maledom or femdom, there's one thing we can all agree on: It's better than NTR.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:58:03 No.13841224 File: 50 KB, 491x405, How rude!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841204 >>13841215 Here we fucking go. Can we not?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 20:59:35 No.13841228 File: 137 KB, 750x825, rbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick! Discuss oppai lolis and their plans to overturn the sabbath!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:00:12 No.13841230 >>13841219 Only marginally.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:00:14 No.13841232 >>13841224 The amount of kinkshaming in these threads is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:00:28 No.13841235 File: 65 KB, 199x228, Cathedral of Mysoginy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841215 >telling lies on the internet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:00:37 No.13841236 >>13841215 Isn't that doujin where he gets his balls crushed and dick castrated in the end? Fitting end for sissies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:01:34 No.13841238 >>13841232 >unironically using kinkshaming Go back to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:01:38 No.13841239 >>13841230 Still, it's there. Both are better than NTR. We can agree on that, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:02:18 No.13841242 >>13841169 >>13841171 Eh, its not really worth following through on. Especially when people could already guess the ending.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:02:23 No.13841243 >>13841235 >Things men say before they become sluts for the V

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:02:49 No.13841245 >>13841236 Holy shit this, it's like they DON'T want to be men.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:02:56 No.13841248 >>13841232 There is a difference between having a kink and being a spineless faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:03:04 No.13841249 >>13841219 >>13841239 NTR is better than femdom

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:03:59 No.13841252
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>>13841232

There's a distinct difference between kinkshaming and trying to rile shit up because we can't have nice things.

Femdom v. Maledom is about as stupid as implying shit like Cait Sith/Kemono/Furries are A-OK and Monster Boys exist because Wendigo Husbands/Mindflayer Husbands/Incubi, and Gnolls ALL are Not!Futa so it's Not!Gay!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:04:23 No.13841253 File: 592 KB, 1071x1519, 32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841215 >being a faggot >not maintaining the world peace with the power of your dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:04:36 No.13841254 >>13841232 I just don't want another slapfight between two groups of autists who can't understand that people have different tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:04:44 No.13841255 File: 303 KB, 853x853, 1377838161013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:04:45 No.13841256 >>13841243 >implying men can be sluts

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:05:08 No.13841257

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
The Monster Department of Cuddles is sending out a cuddle volunteer for one night only so that you can have somebody to curl up with for the night! Roll for your snuggle buddy, and roll quickly!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:05:30 No.13841259 >>13841232 tell your parents all your fetishes then, kiddo >>13841238 not even /d/ wants that whiny faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:05:34 No.13841260 >>13841253 >Through dick, unity

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:06:05 No.13841263 >>13841256 Is this your first day here?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:06:12 No.13841264 >>13841248 I think the only spineless faggot here is the one who can only self-insert into Dom doujins. How does it feel, knowing that you'll never make a woman a slave to your cock like they do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:06:21 No.13841265 >>13841254 Pick a side or get out of the way. Don't like it, get out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:06:51 No.13841268 >>13841257 >Cheshire I win.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:07 No.13841270 >>13841264 Pretty good actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:08 No.13841271 Time to do something else, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:19 No.13841272 >>13841257 >Sahuagin I prefer my monster girls busty, but I guess that a small fish would be nice for snuggles. >>13841268 You lucky motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:21 No.13841273 Can we all agree that centaurs are the worst monster girls and anybody who likes them is into bestiality? I totes can.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:26 No.13841274 >>13841252 >Gnolls ALL are Not!Futa so it's Not!Gay! JUST. DO, IT.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:28 No.13841275 >>13841257 >Cheshire Cat Just what I needed. I hope she'll continue visiting me in the future too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:28 No.13841276 >>13841265 I picked a "side" already. I'm a switch, pretty much making me neutral in this whole shitfest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:32 No.13841277 >>13841263 >le newfag meme Use a new trick, I'm just not going to humor your tumblr addled mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:07:39 No.13841278 >>13841257 >Hobgoblin I want a P'Orc damnit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:08:29 No.13841279 >>13841277 This thread is nothing but sluts and sluts in denial.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:08:37 No.13841280 >>13841257 >Youko Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:08:45 No.13841281 >>13841257 >Mantis Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:08:54 No.13841282 >>13841257 >Danuki Oh, cool. At least she has a nice tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:09:08 No.13841284 >>13841276 No it makes you a faggot who shouldent be saying anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:09:22 No.13841286 >>13841257 Merrow. God dammit I never win these things. I always get the ones I've forgotten about.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:10:10 No.13841291 >>13841257 >Medusa Im gonna cuddle the shit out a her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:10:24 No.13841293 >>13841284 I don't really care, I just want to cuddle with my waifu and play video games to decide who tops that night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:10:34 No.13841294 >>13841264 >real men self-insert only as pathetic fags who get castrated and NTRed in the end Noice

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:10:54 No.13841296 >>13841257 >Ryu YES

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:10:57 No.13841297 >>13841286 To be fair, Merrows are pretty great. Even if people mostly only see them as just vanilla mermaids with hats.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:11:22 No.13841301 >>13841228 >that one recently translated hmanga where a kids busty onee-san rapes the lolicon out of him

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:11:56 No.13841304 >>13841294 >only You can enjoy both. No sin in indulging yourself. Embrace your inner slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:12:14 No.13841307 >>13841274 What the hell do you mean "Just Do It"? Gnolls are the end game of pandering bullshit and it would be the utmost deviancy to go after one after Bob's outing with Gozer the Gozerian in Big Bad Wolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:12:36 No.13841308 >>13841228 They team up with the hathorites to bring about an age of soft. I would enjoy a snuggle pile with HEALTHY oppai lolis who were ex-sabbath members

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:13:10 No.13841309 >>13841257 >Alp How am I going to get to sleep when it keeps shaking, stuttering, whimpering, and pushing it's butt into my crotch? Can I reroll?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:13:39 No.13841310 >>13841297 Yeah, I certainly don't think there is anything bad about them. They just don't hit my sweet spots.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:13:41 No.13841311 >>13841257 >Ryu A win for me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:13:58 No.13841313 >>13841309 I got a Dark Valkyrie, wanna trade? I like Alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:14:24 No.13841315 >>13841257 >tanuuki But I like my shekels

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:14:30 No.13841316 >>13841257 >Kitsune-bi Right. So the 'cuddling' part was all a facade

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:14:32 No.13841317 File: 166 KB, 800x754, 60eb6f5c3b2d71ae3fa3453d8e51d0e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to love lamias. Is that truly so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:14:33 No.13841318 >>13841307 Nigga please, just write Gnolls the way they should be, as in not like Bobs schlock.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:14:50 No.13841319 >>13839792 You don't cutesify cancer and paly with it like a shitty tsundere. You cut it out. >B-baaaka, it's not like I want to pet you! Y-you're just my furniture!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:14:56 No.13841320 >>13841253 goddamit japan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:15:02 No.13841321 >>13841257 >Goblin Man, wish I got the hobgoblin so I could have a snuggle pile. But this is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:15:16 No.13841323 >>13841309 Ah, c'mon, it's the poor thing's first assignment from the Monster Department of Cuddles. She's never snuggled anybody before and she's nervous. Cut her some slack.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:15:26 No.13841324 File: 257 KB, 400x540, Medusa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841257 >medusa I am a Happy man

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:16:15 No.13841327 >>13841191 http://nhentai.net/g/140020/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:16:52 No.13841328 >>13841319 What? I literally want to punt a Cait Sith into oncoming traffic. What about that is being Tsundere?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:17:10 No.13841329 >>13841313 Eh, I like my MGs shorter than me and those seem kind of tall. Think I'll stick with the alp. >>13841323 Fine, but if I can't get to sleep before it's light out I'm raping the alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:17:13 No.13841330 >>13841319 >Not petting the bed for a good nights sleep

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:18:09 No.13841336

>>13841253
I feel the need to point out that that particular book ended with the implication that his superiors disagreed, and were going to murder his Abyssals, either before or after they brainwashed his regular ship girls and made them into their own sluts, depriving him entirely of his harem.

So ain't no unity goin' down with his dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:18:14 No.13841337 >>13841183 BTW his other doujin is complete opposite, where maledom rape turns into surprise femdom in the end

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:19:10 No.13841340 Who is best H-Manga artist, and why is it Dr.P? I would also accept Jun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:20:43 No.13841347 >>13841318 You know I can't into writing MGs the way they should be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:21:25 No.13841349 >>13841328 If you really got a hateboner for 'em, just remember neglect is the worst abuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:21:42 No.13841351 >>13841340 I'm gonna have to go with Jun, anon. His stories are too good, and his girls have too perfect a figure. Also, Hirame-sensei.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:22:16 No.13841353 >>13841340 I like Kloah, Agata, Yuuki Ray, and Nora Higuma because muh /ss/ fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:22:56 No.13841355 >>13841340 I like Kemonono

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:23:05 No.13841356 File: 240 KB, 1280x1024, Uni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841340 Arekishi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:23:38 No.13841358 >>13841340 I'm still quite the fan of Z-Ton.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:23:43 No.13841359 >>13841351 >Hirame Ah yes, that'd be another contender. His girls aren't as perfectly soft in that same way as Jun and Dr.P, but there's just something about his artwork that's sublime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:24:01 No.13841361 File: 639 KB, 565x962, 1417719742478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841340 I don't really have a favorite artist, but Raita does things to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:24:21 No.13841362 >>13841356 As much as I like oppai loli, he has too much paizuri without actual dicking. Almost all his stuff is paizuri only

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:25:38 No.13841364 File: 1.50 MB, 1200x1600, Are for Rustling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841136

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:25:51 No.13841366 >>13841340 You mean, mg related or...?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:26:29 No.13841369 >>13841364 Twintails a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:27:09 No.13841373 >>13841364 Now that looks pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:28:08 No.13841376 >>13841351 >Hirame-sensei This. Fucking good taste

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:28:36 No.13841379 I'm kinda tempted to run a goofy quest, but I don't know if people are okay with that. Things are kinda slow, so this is a good time right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:29:31 No.13841383 >>13841379 Run one. See what happens

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:30:13 No.13841386 >>13841379 Don't do it in the actual thread if you plan on making it quest length and it should be alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:30:15 No.13841387 >>13841366 Nah, just in general. If we were talking pure MG H-Manga, I'd agree with >>13841358

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:31:25 No.13841389 >>13841386 It wouldn't be huge paragraphs, and I'd keep voting to Strawpoll.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:33:32 No.13841392 >>13841389 More meant for how long you're going to be running it for, but just be prepared to change venue in case it starts ticking people off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:34:52 No.13841394 >>13841379 No thank you. Use anonkun if you're going to do stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:35:08 No.13841395 >>13841392 I'll quit it if people are overwhelmingly negative, and I'm not gonna run the sessions for long. No art either, just text since I can't draw. I'm also not going to namefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:36:39 No.13841399 I want a lusty CC alp!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:37:03 No.13841400 >>13841364 You baphomets and your wierd goat eyes, back in my day they had eyes of inky blackness or balls of wroiling flame. But NOOOOO now it's all "oniichan this" and "flat chest that"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:37:12 No.13841401 >>13841318 >Wanting Gnolls >Ever

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:37:54 No.13841404 Would you treat your newly made Homoculus Girl like a real girl? Like your daughteru? Would you have emotions grow in her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:38:05 No.13841405 >>13841399 Everyone knows what I want to do to alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:38:43 No.13841407 >>13841399 Somehow this seems oxymoronic if we're talking about the CC body type. If they were actual cakes they'd still be flat. >>13841405 Well, I guess holst milk might help make it real.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:41:16 No.13841413 File: 862 KB, 500x495, 661e40c8bddf1c065469d697b7aef8ee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841404 Homonculi are nice

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:41:51 No.13841415 >>13841407 It'll make it real and more, although you have to train her to be a proper CC. You also need to make sure you don't use too much and end up with and all who outclasses a holst and gets her hips stuck in doorways

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:42:02 No.13841416 >>13841407 A flat CC alp! Desperate to get her stage 3 breasts and hips!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:42:51 No.13841417 >>13841413 2pure

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:43:07 No.13841418 >>13841416 I'd fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:43:29 No.13841419 >>13841416 >hfw stage three was a lie, and she's stuck looking like a boy the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:43:49 No.13841420 >>13841404 Sure, why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:45:50 No.13841424 >>13841404 Of course. I'd teach her that she needs to take what she wants, and value what she has above all else. Especially those she calls friends, or underlings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:47:18 No.13841429 >>13841419 Reverse traps are nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:47:51 No.13841430 >>13841404 Nope. If I want a daughteru, I'll impregnate a monster. That said, if she does develop emotions, I'm not about to stifle them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:48:32 No.13841433 >>13841429 I want to dress my Christmas Cake alp up in a suit and tie, and molest her!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:49:17 No.13841438 >>13841395 I'm starting. >You wake up in a white space >You can't see much, but there is a mirror ahead of you. >What do you see in the mirror? http://strawpoll.me/5059134

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:52:11 No.13841445

>>13841419
Don't worry Anon!
We've got enchantments for that!
Want her to be a tomboyish loli? The Sabbath is there!
Going full CC? A trip to wonderland for some cake can help her out!
Does she want a bit more cushion for some pushing? Harhors bounty will giver her the hips and health she needs! Although she may want just regular holst milk if she wants to up her bust.

A wizard could help too, provided she pays well and doesn't annoy him.
There are many girls who asked to be bigger only to find out that it doesn't just mean hight.
Please remember to try out the Monster Girls Cursed By Wizards dating site.
We have always honest manticores, elves who cannot act arrogant, and amazons cursed to bulk but not lift that need husbands along with many many more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:53:08 No.13841447 >>13841445 God I fucking hate Wizards, they're worse than Mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:53:16 No.13841448 >>13841438 Does the delinquent have a pompedor?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:53:30 No.13841449 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLhiyvgyuCQ

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:54:08 No.13841452 >>13841447 Shut up tentacunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:55:37 No.13841458 >>13841438 Take this somewhere else and refrain from shitting up the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:55:38 No.13841459 >>13841452 Mindflayers can be nice girls. Wizards are douchebags by default.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:55:56 No.13841460 >>13841438 You promised goofy, we better get it. >>13841445 >Tomboy loli My god yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:56:29 No.13841461 >>13841317 Yes, god will punish if for the faggotry of liking monsters. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:56:33 No.13841462 >>13841445 Oh that sounds like a wonderful dating site!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:56:48 No.13841463 >>13841447 >Wizard curses a mindflayer only remember odd days of the month >She asks you, tearfully, if she can use you as a 'storage' so she can remember the other days instead of constantly writing notes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:57:01 No.13841465 >>13841447 Wizards are the Order's last line of defense. When the Demon Lord breaches the Order capital, wizards release a global curse that makes men cum confetti.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:57:32 No.13841469 >>13841459 Lies and shilling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:58:14 No.13841470 >>13841445 I'm gonna make this CC Alp a personal project. She wants hips and tits? Oh she's gonna get them. Give me all the Mega Hathor Milk you've got. All of it.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 21:59:13 No.13841473

>>13841448
He does now.
>>13841438
Time's up. Delinquent wins.
>You startled yourself a bit there, but now you remember that you're a pretty rough looking dude.
>You're wearing a sleeveless leather Jacket and jeans, and your sick ass pompadour looks awesome as ever.
>But now you notice you're not alone
>Whirling around you see an angel floating not five inches from your face.
>In your defense, you were rather startled when you punched her in the nose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:01:23 No.13841475 File: 101 KB, 730x668, 1438134816951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is your waifu a Person of Material Wealth? Which of these would she fall under?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:03:14 No.13841478

>>13841462
>Baphomet cursed to ALWAYS have the largest chest in the room (minimum C-cup), forcing her to wear loose clothing.
>Cheshire who cannot smile or joke
>Dragon who cannot refuse giving away money
>Holstaurus who can only be milked once a month
>Jinko who only builds fat instead of muscle
>Cupid who's cursed to always miss

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:03:55 No.13841480 >>13841475 your waifu is a person of fictional existence

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:04:39 No.13841483 >>13841470 >Mega Hathor Milk You fool! What have you done!

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:05:26 No.13841484

>>13841473
>After apologizing for about ten minutes while she threatened you with a rather intimidating bow and arrow, she finally calms down.
>"Just my luck. I tried summoning a great hero, and I got some dumbass with a shitty haircut."
>You barely are able to resist punching her again after that line.
>"Okay, listen up because I'm only gonna say this once. I'm an angel in the service of the old Chief God."
>She puffs up her negligible chest after saying that, and looks quite proud of herself.
>"And you have the great honor of being summoned from another realm to do a little something for him. Long story short, the Demon Lord and the New Chief God are kind of being huge shits. Go punch some sense into them."
>You don't know exactly what she just said, but it sounds like she just told you to go punch out a couple gods.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:05:36 No.13841485 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, 1437704937900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:06:55 No.13841489 >>13841485 Latenight draws a pretty cute Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:06:57 No.13841490 >>13841485 Wendigo a QT3.14

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:07:39 No.13841491 >>13841485 I want to kiss that wendigo on the forehead

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:07:55 No.13841492 >>13841484 That's nice, yes, but can we take their lunch money as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:09:29 No.13841500 >>13841483 I'm making the biggest and cuddliest alp in the world! She hates being flat? She won't be flat anymore!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:09:29 No.13841501 File: 640 KB, 3095x1381, 1435982412527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841491 >>13841490 >>13841489

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:09:42 No.13841502 >>13841485 Well that's fortunate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:10:44 No.13841504 >>13841501 Is that Cockatrice wearing a leotard?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:12:08 No.13841507

>>13841484
>"Now I know this sounds crazy, but don't worry I'm authorized to give you one of three gifts to help you on your journey."
>She pulls out a Sword, a box, and her bow and arrow.
>"The Sword, is a legendary weapon that will mark you as a hero in the eyes of the people. It's very powerful, but that's pretty much all it has going for it."
>"If you let me shoot you with my bow, you'll get a mystical power called a Stand. It might be good, or it might be pretty useless, it's all up to chance. You might also gain poor luck from this one, but you could get something insanely useful."
>"Finally, in this box there's an artifact called the God Hand. If you pick this, it'll replace your hand and you'll gain unparalleled physical power. However, your life will become much stranger afterwards, and your enemies will be rather strong."
Which gift do you choose?
http://strawpoll.me/5059360

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:13:53 No.13841512

>>13841500
Son, she's going to have watermelons for tits, an ass that looks like two beach balls were shoved down her pants, hips worthy of an echidna who's children just entered the triple didgits, and a pot belly!
One does not use Mega Hathor Milk on a whim!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:14:01 No.13841513 >>13841507 Why does the strawpoll matter? MC will just be OP and job everything no matter what he chooses.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:14:51 No.13841516 >>13841507 GOD HAND O D H A N D

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:15:18 No.13841517 File: 570 KB, 1947x1947, 1435677036791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841504 Dunno.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:15:24 No.13841518 >>13841513 Well, if stand wins and it gets something useless then the writer will need to get creative. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:15:36 No.13841519 >>13841513 You underestimate the power of an MC who has NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:16:06 No.13841521 >>13841507 >not getting the god hand and punching S&M gay leather daddies in their ballsacks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:16:49 No.13841522 >>13841518 Trust me, if the God Hand wins, I have ways to keep it from being completely OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:18:41 No.13841526 >>13841522 If it's not by making all of his opponents strong as fuck I will find you and slap your nuts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:19:12 No.13841529 >>13841526 That, and restricting his powers a bit. You'll see.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:20:13 No.13841531 >>13841529 I hate you, please die.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:20:46 No.13841534 >>13841531 Nah, I've got shit to live for.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:21:40 No.13841537 File: 442 KB, 600x629, bLHIxDH.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841404 Homunculi are evil rapists

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:21:59 No.13841539 File: 41 KB, 685x254, who wins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who won?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:22:31 No.13841542 >>13841539 The one who still has their hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:22:53 No.13841543 >>13841507 DO WE TAKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:23:55 No.13841545 >>13841539 The one who didn't get mutilated and raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:24:07 No.13841546 >>13841512 But that's exactly what I want! A whole bunch of alp to cuddle and occasionally bully telling her how she's ruined her figure and how tubby she is!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:25:15 No.13841549 >>13841539 the one whose sword doesn't have a fake-looking silhouette.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:28:08 No.13841556 >>13839963 Pharoah=Lilim Baphomet Dragon Inari

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:31:26 No.13841565 >>13841539 Well she got cut in half.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:31:49 No.13841567

>>13841507
>"The God Hand."
>She seems a little surprised at your choice.
>"Really? It's gonna be difficult you know."
>"Yeah I know, gimme the God Hand."
>She shrugs, and the next thing you know your arm has been replaced by one covered in glowing tattoos.
>But before you can appreciate your new awesome power, the angel slaps a metal brace around your arm and it stops glowing.
>"I almost forgot, this is the Deistic Brace. It limits the God Hand's power so you're just really strong, otherwise your soul would burn up. You can take it off for short periods of time, but too long and it's bye bye you."
>That seems kinda lame, but having your soul not burn up seems like a good tradeoff.
>"Also you can use special moves without removing the Brace, but only three times a day, so use them wisely."
>You suddenly feel odd, only to look down and see your body is fading away!
>Noticing your panic, the Angel quickly shouts out "Don't freak out! You're just being transported to the realm where you'll undergo your quest to slap some sense into the Demon Lord and the Chief God, nothing big! Oh, and before you go I should warn you: If you have sex before you finish your quest, you'll lose your powers! Try not to get raped!"
>...Wait what was that last part?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:32:50 No.13841569 >>13841543 Perhaps.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:33:08 No.13841571

>>13841546
Geez, mocking her about how lewd her body is? You'd maker her start trembling as you grabbed her wide hips and gave her enourmous bottom a smack! That and giving her super sized, soft chest a squeeze while waxing on about how they could be so big yet so empty.
Why, you'd probably put her in a too small bikini so you could make fun of her exposed, fluffy tummy and how the back of her suit looked like a thong as it failed to cover even half of her rear, the straps sinking deeply into her hips while the top threatened to pop at any moment

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:35:23 No.13841580 >>13841567 >Having sex makes us lose SHINING FINGER Oh good

>>	Silberschreitener Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:35:53 No.13841582 Hey y'all I updated. http://pastebin.com/zhvQ1X68 Enjoy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:36:33 No.13841584 >>13841567 >No sex Then what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:36:53 No.13841586 >>13841567 Alright you can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:37:42 No.13841589 >>13841582 Welcome back mang, it's been a long ass time. I'm curious, did you ever write anything back in the /a/ threads under the handle "Francophone"? I believe it involved a Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:38:25 No.13841592 >>13841584 There might be sex if you make a bad roll. It's just like MGQ except without the vore and abominations. Oh yeah, sometimes you'll have to roll to succeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:38:45 No.13841594 >>13841567 >Restrictions Fuck yeah, this actually allows things to be interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:39:52 No.13841598 >>13841594 The only restriction should have been the brace, now it's just uninteresting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:40:12 No.13841600 >>13841594 interesting*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:40:16 No.13841601 >>13840625 >>13840629 How about an Alp with withdrawal symptoms begging for that sweet white nectar because she's too weak to take it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:40:59 No.13841603 >>13841598 Didn't you notice the "Bad Ends are a Thing" post?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:41:20 No.13841605 >>13841582 What happened to your other pastes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:41:27 No.13841607 >>13841589 Thanks, it's been too long. But right now seemed like a good time to come back. And no, I was never Francophone or anyone else. AtLTO was my first story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:44:28 No.13841611 >>13841603 I'm not talking about the bad endings, I'm talking about limiting the fun of the God Hand.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:48:03 No.13841620

>>13841567
>As you fall through what seems to be nothing, you ponder what that angel girl meant by "Don't get raped." Is that a big problem where you're going? Where are you going anyway? Just who the hell are the Demon Lord and the Chief God and why do you need to slap some sense into them? Would you be allowed to have sex AFTER slapping some sense into them and maybe stealing their lunch money?
>As these questions float through your head you suddenly notice that it's very loud now.
>Oh shit, you're actually in the air! If you weren't falling at a safe gentle speed you might have panicked a bit.
>Looking down, you see you're floating towards...
http://strawpoll.me/5059554

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:49:04 No.13841626 >>13841611 Don't worry, there will still be PLENTY of fun with the God Hand. Moves like the Ball Buster and the Dragon Kick don't count as special moves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:51:52 No.13841637 >>13841620 Why didn't strawpoll implement Captcha sooner?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:52:17 No.13841639 >>13841605 They pulled an Alp/Ovaries without advertising it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 22:53:22 No.13841643 >>13841637 I dunno, but I'm glad they offered the option. Not that anyone would proxyvote my goofy little quest.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:05:29 No.13841678

>>13841620
>... a very bizarre forest. Seriously why do all the trees look like dicks? That's rather gratuitous. On top of that there seems to be an incredibly garish castle dead in the middle of it.
>You land and are immediately assailed by perhaps the weirdest thing you've ever smelled, some odd combination of coffee, lavender and sweat.
>After several minutes of wandering, and seeing several rock formations that looks uncomfortably like vaginas, you suddenly get the feeling that you're not alone. Whirling around you come face to face with...
http://strawpoll.me/5059653
I should probably mention that voting closes in 10 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:07:24 No.13841682 >>13841678 Cmon Mystery Box!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:19:03 No.13841704 Metal Slime when, KC?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:21:05 No.13841712

>>13841678
>...nothing. What the hell?
>Suddenly you feel something tugging on your pant leg.
>"Hey boxhair! Down here!"
>You look down and are suddenly met by the sight o- what the fuck is that?
>It looks like a cat that decided to stand up one day and put on a cape and crown.
>You sputter in confusion for about 30 seconds before managing to get a "What the fuck are you supposed to be?" out.
>"I'm Nina, a Cait Sith and your new Master!"
>This bitch cannot be serious.
>"I saw you walking around and decided that you're gonna be my servant, so hurry up and drop your pants!"
>She's serious. This abomination cannot stand.
http://strawpoll.me/5059760

I said, "Something Profoundly Evil."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:22:06 No.13841714 >>13841232 Fuck nah nigga, this is just shitposting. When it actually comes down to it, people seem just fine when people white about kinky stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:22:38 No.13841717 >>13841712 I saw it coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:24:49 No.13841721 >>13841712 save the dragon kick for something bigger

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:25:34 No.13841724 >>13841567 lame

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:27:02 No.13841734 >>13841620 >and take their lunch money yesssssss

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:27:40 No.13841740 >>13841712 >Captcha made me choose 'chips' >Chips are fries Captcha confirmed britbong.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:28:47 No.13841742

I want to be childhood friends with a tomboy succubus.
I want to be there as she grows up into a fit, muscle bound girls who takes the heavy weight, biped championship belt!
I want, as she's celebrating to point into the crowd and call to me, proposing to me on live TV.
I want to walk to her, face serious as the room goes quiet, and she begins fidgeting with fear, to say "You beat me to it." Pulling out the ring I had in my pocket, taking off one of her gloves as she blushes and putting it on as the crowd roars

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:29:18 No.13841743 >>13841712 I'm liking this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:29:43 No.13841745 >>13841704 When he's able to catch one. Those fuckers are as rare as Tsuchinokos.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:30:08 No.13841746 File: 152 KB, 1332x758, The true wish of all great men.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841253

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:31:18 No.13841749 >>13841364 >Rustle Loli as a Baphomet This is a good thing you do.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:38:32 No.13841765

>>13841712
>Okay, calm down, maybe you can just walk away from this an-
>"Hey, human! I'm not going to say it again, drop your pants and service your new master! Or are you to stupid to understand me? Looking at that hair it seems pretty likely!"
>That's it, she's dead.
>You quickly pick her up and toss her into the air, then as she falls back down you focus and channel a small portion of the God Hand's power into your foot.
>Though you've never used the technique before, the name comes to you like you'd always known it.
>"DRAGON KICK!"
>She doesn't even have time to scream before she goes flying into the horizon. It's not the Milky Way, but she's very VERY far away from you now.
>Better yet, you can sense that that didn't use a whole lot of energy to do. You still have access to three special moves and one unrestricted use of the God Hand.
>Now then, the next question is, where do you go from here? Climbing one of the trees, you can see smoke rising from the east, some odd glowing lights from the west, and the gaudy castle to the north. You get a foreboding feeling from the castle.
http://strawpoll.me/5059908

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:43:07 No.13841778 >>13841765 RIP Cait Sith. Poor girl just wanted some love.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:43:57 No.13841782 >>13841778 She got love from our boot. Nothing had ever pounded her so hard.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:47:05 No.13841790

>>13841742
I want to catch the attention of the buff brown lamia at my new gym.
I want her to help correct my form with a little too much physical contact.
I want her to lovingly molest me in the showers after our workout and tell me that I'm gonna have to train a lot more if my pelvis is to survive her loving

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:47:41 No.13841792 >>13841778 I wish to open a home for abused Cait-sith where they will be taken in and given all the fresh milk and fish they could want in addition to a potion that makes them shortstack werecats

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:54:09 No.13841808 >>13841792 I wholeheartedly approve of this idea. The world is always in need of more shortstacks!

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 23:56:57 No.13841815

>>13841765
>Choking down all self-preservation, you begin your hike up to the gaudy red and white castle.
>Once there, you find that the doors are curiously open, and from within you can hear the sounds of a heated argument.
>No wait, it sounds like a kid throwing a temper tantrum.
>You enter only to be met with a small bat winged girl in a dress.
>"Oh hello sir. My name is Alice, how may I help you?"
>She seems nice enough. Maybe you can relax, drop your pants and rava- whoa there.
>You tense up, resisting the unexplainable urge to violate this girl that suddenly boiled up inside you. It's powerful and if you didn't have the God Hand you might have given in to it.
>This girl has some dangerous voodoo magic or some shit going. You need to find out what to do and fast.
http://strawpoll.me/5060061

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:02:43 No.13841833 >>13841815 FLEE TO THE FOREST.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:15:27 No.13841861

>>13841815
>Keeping your wits about you, you give Alice a big smile
>"It's nice to meet you Alice, but I'm really in a hurry, pardon me."
>She smiles back and curtsies
>"Oh that's okay, everyone's always in a big rush here in Wonderland."
>By the time she's finished talking you're already out the door. Once you're a safe distance away from her you collapse against a wall, sweating.
>Whatever was compelling your to lay into her was really strong. It took all your strength and willpower to resist it. That Alice girl is definitely terrifying.
>After taking a moment to calm your nerves, you stand up and take in your surroundings.
>To your left, you see a door, closer inspection reveals a label that reads "Warning, contents highly smug."
>To your right you see another door. This one's label reads "The Hedge Maze"
>In front of you is a corridor that seems to go on for ages.
http://strawpoll.me/5060198

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:18:58 No.13841874 >>13841861 Clearly either the marked door or the hedge maze contains a cheshire and must be avoided at all costs.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:20:22 No.13841879

>>13841808
>Shortstack werecats who are haughty but gun shy about calling themselves your master.
>Wide hips, thick thighs, big breasts, and round bottoms that you could bounce a quarter off of with a little belly from their diet you could rub.
>All portable enough for you to carry.
Now in tabby, calico, and tortoiseshell varieties.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:21:47 No.13841882 I wonder what it would be like to sleep in a slime

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:23:20 No.13841883 >>13841882 >Sleep >Inside a Slime I think you got sleeping and being passed out/dead mixed up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:26:11 No.13841889 >>13841883 Well put a slime in a bathtub then sink into her so I am partially submerged

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:26:51 No.13841893 >>13841879 The way Cait Sith should have been, although I don't think KC has drawn chubby girls before.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:29:49 No.13841902
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Good job. You tried to rob the Bank of Tanuki and got subdued by an Oni guard.

Now you get to serve your sentence in Monster Girl City Penitentiary. Where some of the worst Monster Girls the city has to offer, call home.

Click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get a species of Monster Girl, repeat this 3 more times.

Got 4 girls? Good.

Girl 1: This is your cellmate, though she has a rough exterior, terrible manners and a delinquent attitude, she isn't going to rape you and make you her bitch. While she gives you shit for not knowing how the prison works and how much of a 'rapebait' you are, you will become friends. This might even blossom into love, and who knows? Maybe you'll keep seeing each other after you're both out?

Girl 2: This girl runs this shit, she's some daughter of an incredibly powerful gang leader and as such her word is law. She tells someone to bash their own faces in, they look for a hammer. She's not too interested in a failed bank robber like yourself, so hopefully you'll just go under her radar. However, dick is dick, and if she decides one day that she wants to give yours a try, you can expect to find yourself bound, gagged and thrown into her cell before the day is over.

Girl 3: This girl is fucking terrifying, to MG and male prisoners alike, even Girl 2 hesitates fucking with her. She is a violent serial rapist and murderer and should really not be here. Not a week goes past without her beating the shit out of someone and raping them, men or Monster Girl, she really doesn't give a fuck. It goes without saying, you should avoid her at all costs.

Girl 4: This girl is the warden, and as you might have guessed, is both corrupt and a bit of a sadist. She and her guards prey almost specifically on male prisoners, because who's going to believe them, or care, if they complain about being violently raped in their cell? However if you prove yourself useful, that is as a snitch, she might reward you instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:30:04 No.13841904 >>13841893 Yeah, the chubbiest he's drawn is the p'orc to my knowledge.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:31:14 No.13841908

>>13841861
>You open the door to your left and walk inside to find that it's just another long corridor. You're about to turn around when you suddenly hear a slamming noise behind you.
>Whirling around you're met with the sight of a girl wearing a bikini that's several sizes too small for her and nothing else.
>She's got lionlike paws instead of hands and feet, and a pair of leathery batlike wings sticking out of her back.
>But by far the most bizarre thing about her is the long spiked tail with the fleshy bud at the tip, the inside of the tip even seems to be rippling lewdly.
>She shoots you perhaps the smuggest grin you've ever seen in your life and says "My name's Sandra, now that introductions are out of the way start running."
>She licks her lips.
>"I love it when they run."
http://strawpoll.me/5060277

Maze had a Minotaur and the Corridor had a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:33:21 No.13841914 I want to brush vampire teeth

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:35:17 No.13841922

>>13841902
>Holstaur Cellmate
>Minotaur Gang Princess
>Crazy Wyvern Rapist
>Sadistic Sphinx Warden
I'm going to be here my whole life aren't I?
Time to Shawshank my way out of this shit. I'll even leave that Holst a letter somewhere so she can come find me over the border.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:35:19 No.13841923

>>13841893
Don't think he has.

>Sit one of these girls in your lap and start petting her head, the brown and black M on her bangs parting beneath your touch.
>She seems nervous at first but slowly relaxes as you continue stroking her hair, scratching behind her ears as you gently do, making no mention of the chunks missing from her ears.
>She had a rough life and doesn't speak of it that much.
>Slowly she starts to relax, a purr rumbling from her chest and her tail lazily swaying as she enjoys your pampering.
>Soon enough she's fallen asleep, a smile on her face and that purr still going.

In other news, SEED has gone full crazy train with insane clones.
5 episodes left.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:36:26 No.13841929

>>13841902
>Delinquent dhampir cellmate
Seems solid. I like her.
>Yakuza hellhound
That's gonna suck. Gonna have to get real good at disappearing.
>Serial rapist doppelganger
Oh that's just not fair.
>Sadistic alp warden
Pfft. This jailbreak is gonna be easier than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:36:57 No.13841930 >>13841922 Will you be able to solve the Sphinx warden's riddle of why you aren't on your knees and eating her out?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:37:09 No.13841931 >>13841902 >Mantis cellmate Oh yes. >Arachne prison gang leader This can only end in bondage sex in her cell. >Roberta the kikimora I'm scaroused. >Slime carrier warden Neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:37:34 No.13841932 >>13841902 >Jinko >Mantis >Red Oni >Dark Valkyrie I'm going to make that Jinko and Mantis mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:38:02 No.13841934 >>13841902 I hope my Kikilawyer can get me out of this hellhole.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:38:07 No.13841935 >>13841902 >Wilmarina I'm Elt, I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:38:54 No.13841939

>>13841902
>Delinquent Mantis
Oh this should be fun
>Prison Gang Leader Mimic
So, what, they toss me into her cell and I have to play "find the cell owner"?
Wait, shit, that actually sounds horrifying
>Serial rapist Dark Valkyrie
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>Sadistic Warden Cheshire
This explains so much it's like all of life's questions have been answered

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:39:17 No.13841940

>>13841902
>Dark Elf Cellmate
>Gang Boss Cheshire
>Rapist Honey Bee
...It's always the cute ones.
>Warden Merrow

I can see it now. She floods the entire prison to keep troublemakers in line. Those who cause extra trouble are subjected to the Houdini "escape" Trick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:39:34 No.13841942 >>13841935 Anon, do you have a personality? Because if you do then you aren't Elt. You also aren't sundowner, although he is a better rolemodel.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:39:35 No.13841943
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>>13841902
>Wererabbit
Poor things can die from loneliness, so I'll put up with the nastiest parts of her.
>Mantis
Gangster Mantis sounds pretty rad as a concept.
>Werewolf
Aww sheeeit
>Werewolf
Aww sheeeit, I smell a conspiracy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:41:10 No.13841947 >>13841923 Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:41:16 No.13841948 >>13841939 >Cheshire warden. I hope you like the smell of lavender-scented cat pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:41:17 No.13841949 >>13841932 Tiger is_ a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:41:34 No.13841950 I want to be bullied by a Kiki

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:42:48 No.13841954 >>13841950 But Kiki's aren't bullies, they're meant to satisfy their masters. If you want a monster girl to bully you go find a Hellhound.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:43:34 No.13841955

>>13841902
>Goblin Cellmate
She's getting headpats

>Girtiblilu Mob Daughter
I'm not going to see the rape coming.

>Lizardman Serial rapist
I'm going to get the shit beat out of me, may as well fight back if that happens.

>Wyvern Warden
She is a hero of justice at one time, full of hope!
I'm going to help bring back that feeling!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:43:57 No.13841957 >>13841954 what if she has no master and that is why she is a bully

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:44:17 No.13841958

>>13841902
>Delinquent Nightmare
Uh, I guess her rougher parts only really come out at night? Guess I'll be in for some rough sleep.
>Gang Royalty Pixie
Jesus christ hat's going to be a pain to deal with.
>Dark Priest Serial Rapist
O-Oh god, please no...
>Alp Warden
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh god this prison is going to be turned into my kingdom in no time at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:44:44 No.13841959 >>13841957 Too bad, that's not how it works.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:44:49 No.13841960

>>13841902
>Delinquent Inari Cellmate
She sounds nice. I may well be open to at least hanging out with her on the outside.
>Heiress Gang Leader Dhampir
She sounds like a cunt.
>Hyper Violent Sahuagin
Geezus that's scary. Stay away from the water...
>Sadistic Girtablilu Warden
Trying to decide who sounds like more of a bitch. Her, or the Dhampir.

Regardless, I'm stickin' close to those fluffy tails. Might be my only hope of survival...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:45:14 No.13841961 >>13841947 To the shortstack or SEED? Because Flay just got launched into space and I'm watching the WORST relationship ever play out. Along with more boomerang sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:46:03 No.13841962 >>13841961 Shortstack

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:47:21 No.13841964 >>13841902 >Mothman cellmate >Merrow gang leader >Ren Xiongmao serial rapist >Kitsune-bi warden I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:47:54 No.13841967 >>13841923 >>13841961 Oh lordie please keep blogging about this when you get to Destiny. If you're this distraught over SEED, I want to get popcorn for your reactions to Destiny.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:49:45 No.13841970 >>13841902 Chesire Cellmate, Ignis Heiress, Murderhobo Werewolf, and another Ignis as the warden. Is my cellmate even a prisoner? I think she might just be in there to mess with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:50:32 No.13841971 I want to cuddle with a wight

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:51:03 No.13841972 File: 732 KB, 1277x1487, 20a98fbb20bfb8e31514384c2ee3e389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13841942 Right here buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:51:11 No.13841973 >>13841902 >Dragon Cellmate I could stay with her her forever. >Alp Gang princess Unless she's stage 3, i ain't touching her. >Kitsune Rapist All that mofu >Hellhound Warden I'm fucked

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:51:13 No.13841974

>>13841908
It's a tie, so both things happen.
>You respond to her remark by punching her dead in the nose, causing her to stumble back
>"Ah! Feisty!" she regains her balance and looks at you with pure unadulterated lust "I like that in a man, gives me something to break!"
>Her tail suddenly lunges at you, trying to spear you with one of the spikes on it. Thanks to your God Hand enhanced reflexes though, you're able to dodge it. She suddenly jumps forward and wraps her arms around your waist.
>"There we go! Hold still big boy, and it'll all be over soon!~"
>Out of the corner of your eye you can see her tail coming dangerously close to your back, you close your eyes and focus, then you wrap your arms around Sandra and lift.
>With a sharp yelp from her, you lift the odd girl up into the air and bring her down headfirst onto the ground with an improvised German Suplex.
>She collapses to the ground with a thud and starts groaning, you take advantage of her dazed state to open the door and sprint out, shutting it behind you. She'll be back on her feet soon, so you need to make a choice quick.
http://strawpoll.me/5060351

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:53:47 No.13841979 >>13841902 >1: dark valkyrie not bad, not bad. >2: merrow pffft hahaha >3: dark priest religious nutcase? >4: beelzebub prisons really ARE shitholes. who knew?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:54:32 No.13841981 >>13841972 I want to fuck this squidloli. Heck, almost any loli with this body.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:56:36 No.13841985 >>13841973 >Dragon Cellmate Seems like you'll make it through just fine long as you stick with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:57:43 No.13841988 So, out of curiosity. Anubis like this http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2752762 Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:58:12 No.13841990 >>13841974 We're super strong now, right? I think we can take a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:58:31 No.13841993 >>13841988 NEEDS PAWS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:59:12 No.13841995 >>13841973 >dragon cellmate I jelly

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 00:59:53 No.13842001 >>13841988 Yes. Nerdbraids, too. You better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:00:28 No.13842003 I want to hold a Kiki's hand

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:00:48 No.13842005 >>13841993 Well...yes, obviously. I was just asking, Anubis in that situation. >>13842001 Yes, of course. Larger than in that image too. It's important. For irrumatio.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:01:06 No.13842006

>>13841962
Ah, Ok.

>She's out like a light, the only signs of life being her nearly thunderous purr and and slowly waving tail.
>Decide that, since its late, its about time for you to hit the hay but...well...you don't want to just leave her alone for the night.
>Delicately you pick her up in your arms, the small cat girl going limp as a doll as you bring her to bed.
>In a few seconds your undressed and in bed, the shortstack tucked in next to you, a bit of a distance away.
>You'd have brought her closer but you didn't want to be too forward, especially considering what's probably happened to her in the past.
>As you slip into the sheets and go to be though, the catgirl clings to you like a magnet, nuzzling into you chest with a sleepy murmur of "mine."
>As sleep takes you, you give her multicolored hair a final ruffle, making her smile the last thing you see before you sleep.

>>13841967
I'll try not to eat up too much space with it but I will try.
Yes Kira, seeing illusions of Flay and having flashbacks to the time I spent with her would make me cry too, although for entirely different reasons.

>Also, how did the Ramba Ral survive? I'm not angry as he is one of the few characters I like but are we just going to ignore his suit exploding while he was in it? Was his wife a shield that gave +20 protection against such things?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:02:06 No.13842008 >>13841988 Isn't that the NTR queen?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:03:00 No.13842009

>>13841902
>Cellmate Minotaur
Rather fitting given what the MG is.
>Sylph Gang Leader
Kind of hard to figure out how she is the daughter of a gang leader. Maybe she's an Elementalist's Familiar who he treats as such?
>Violent Cyclops
Ok so this monoeye has been bullied one times too many here.
>Warden Chimera
My Pelvis is going to be sore...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:04:42 No.13842015 >>13842008 No. Though now that you point it out, I do see the resemblance, but it's not. Totally different artist. This particular artist, if you'll observe his work, is known for genderswaps. Lots of 'em.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:05:43 No.13842018 >>13842006 >Spoiler 2 I dunno. Ensemble Blackhorse Syndrome? If you want an in-universe explanation, maybe all the coffee made him invincible like Fry in the Tax Refund episode of Futurama.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:05:56 No.13842020 File: 844 KB, 3095x1354, 1436987486460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842006 >As you slip into the sheets and go to be though, the catgirl clings to you like a magnet, nuzzling into you chest with a sleepy murmur of "mine." Hnnng

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:06:25 No.13842023

>>13841902
>Alp cellmate

Target sighted. Would dig a tunnel and escape with her.

>Elf leader
Hopefully I can break her haughty attitude.

>Human serial rapist
Of course the worst monster of all is girl #3. How does she avoid being corrupted though? Is it because she does the raping?

>Nekomata warden

There's going to be yellow slitted eyes looking at me at all times, isn't there?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:06:42 No.13842024 I want to hug an elf nonsexually

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:08:42 No.13842030 >>13842015 Yeah, I saw.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:09:13 No.13842034

>>13841974
>Deciding running down a corridor is a bad idea, you throw open the door to the Hedge Maze and run inside, slamming the door behind you.
>You run aimlessly through the maze for several minutes trying to put as much distance between Sandra and you as possible.
>Suddenly you run into something and stumble back.
>"Well. This is a rare sight."
>You look in front of you and see a set of very well toned and tanned abs, looking up you see the bull horned girl they're part of.
>Good lord she's tall. At least two feet taller than you, and decently stacked to boot. She also is carrying an Axe that's as tall as you.
>"Well then, I suppose I owe you a head start." she says while sitting down "Let no-one say that Tanya the Shield-Splitter was a poor sport."
>She actually seems kinda reasonable, unlike Sandra. Maybe you'll actually be able to talk to her?
http://strawpoll.me/5060416/r

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:10:18 No.13842037 >>13842024 >as if by magic, your dick is had and you're savagely raping the elf, without even realizing it Can't fight reality

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:10:29 No.13842038 >>13841988 >Eroe Is that a girl or is that an alp? I never know with him.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:10:49 No.13842041

>>13842018
I guess, although my favorite dark horse will always be orange

Also, as Azrael said
>I've only heard complaints about them (the druggies) since their first battle.

No shit.
And now we're nuking everyone and Kira wonders why guns exist, the concept of human conflict continuing to be an alien concept to him.

>>13842020
Just be careful Anon, if you get to friendly she may want kittens.
Are you sure you want Shortstack werekittens who purr whenever you pick them up?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:11:02 No.13842043 File: 225 KB, 850x475, 1438146662686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842024 "Y-you mean you forgive me for THAT?"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:11:59 No.13842046 >>13842034 Challenge her to an arm wrestling match. Using diplomacy, challenge her to an arm wrestling match.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:12:34 No.13842049 >>13842041 >Shortstack werekittens who purr whenever you pick them up? She will never know what it's like to NOT be pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:12:59 No.13842051 >>13842043 I love that pic. That rack is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:13:32 No.13842053 >>13842037 fuck what a twist, fine I want to lick her knife ears nonsexually

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:13:45 No.13842055 >>13842038 I'm going to guess girl. Doesn't really matter, his girls are always wonderfully soft and sexy, whether they started as guys or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:14:08 No.13842057 >>13842049 But that's just going to accentuate her curves! Can you imagine her hips and breasts after a litter or two? Not to mention she's going to need to carry her around when she's tired. Do you want to take responsibility for that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:14:56 No.13842058 >>13842043 Yeah that wasn't a big deal

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:15:08 No.13842059 >>13842055 I find your lack of standards disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:16:23 No.13842062 >>13842057 I will be the most responsible if it means raising a family of shortstack werekittens!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:17:53 No.13842069 >>13842053 You just don't get it do you? All you'll do, Is make your betrayal that more foul. >Anon, please don't, you're the only one I trust Also, licking ears nonsexually, what are you a dog?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:18:08 No.13842070 File: 542 KB, 1200x1749, 1438147088864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome back~

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:19:10 No.13842073

>>13842062
Then enjoy the family of slightly smug, if overly cheerful, werekittens and werecats.
Are you ready to give them all the belly rubs they could ever want?

Oh my god, all this reused animation.
It's never been this blatant.
OH! A new super weapon!
Is it a satellite cannon?
Yep, its a satellite cannon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:19:10 No.13842074 >>13842070 3rd part when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:19:15 No.13842075 >>13842069 I will not rape the elf

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:19:43 No.13842078 >>13842070 She keeps coming back, I never should've gave her that tree fitty.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:20:49 No.13842081 File: 449 KB, 1455x1908, 1fddd1646c40048e63e69bd05082e510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842075 It's okay, you can take her to the beach instead. Where nothing lewd ever happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:21:12 No.13842082 >>13842059 I find your hesitation to tap the following disturbing. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2615875

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:22:10 No.13842083 >>13842081 We can build a bunch of sand castles then do a little swimming

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:22:20 No.13842084 >>13841902 >Sahuagin Cellmate Not so bad I gues, this could work >Kikimora Gang leader You know, somehow I can actually see this. >Nightmare Brute This makes me uncomfortable in all sorts of ways. >Dark Slime Warden jesus christ how horrofying

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:22:41 No.13842086 >>13842082 God damn this artist is great.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:23:25 No.13842088 I want to ruffle hellhound Bullet's hair and call her cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:23:40 No.13842090 >>13840393 MANSWINE! Walking into Mordor again when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:24:21 No.13842093 File: 493 KB, 320x240, 1436153922406.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842055 >whether they started as guys or not >girls I wish you tf/tgfags would I ust go gay already, it'd make you less irritating. And do it somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:24:35 No.13842094 >>13842084 >>Nightmare Brute I am terribly scaroused. And strangely curious as to what nightmarishly arousing visions she might visit upon her victims...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:25:50 No.13842095 >>13842094 There's no escape from her, even in your sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:25:53 No.13842096 >>13842093 You will never get rid of the common Alp. It is a clingy creature with powers KC never told you about. Dream powers. Come, recline on Alpzen's comfy sofa.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:26:32 No.13842097 >>13842082 >some guy from Free! I want the fujoshi to leave.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:26:50 No.13842099

>>13842090
This weekend.
I've mostly been trying my hand at prose again but no promises if anything will come of it.
I got 10k on one story and scrapped it because it was crap.

>>13842094
Dreams of handholding.

These bitches better not be ripping off my precious dendrobium

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:27:47 No.13842101 >>13842096 How about no.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:27:55 No.13842102 >>13842099 >weekend Well then I'll miss it. I guess I'll just seek comfort in the fluffy embrace of a Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:28:55 No.13842106 >>13842101 Since when were you under the impression you weren't already on the sofa?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:29:24 No.13842109 >>13842102 Do it, they are wonderful girls It's probably going to be another Celes episode where we learn more about her past as a baker. Also, caragor kittens.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:30:47 No.13842110 File: 186 KB, 1000x1000, 1434605376105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842109 You don't need to rub it in, bully-wully.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:31:51 No.13842111 >>13842110 Ok, I'll stop. Also, Loen and Sketchkun are wonderful, giving us heaping doses of cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:32:50 No.13842112 I want to get punched by a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:34:50 No.13842118 >>13842096 >>13842106 >Alpzen Jesus christ, no alp should ever have that much power.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:35:09 No.13842119 File: 346 KB, 1200x1699, 1425200118559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842112 Where do you want it?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:35:39 No.13842121

>>13842034
>>13842046
>You decide to sit down and try talking to her
>"You said your name was Tanya right? What did you mean by poor sport?"
>She seems surprised by your actions, but quickly regains her composure.
>"What an odd man. I meant of course, that I wouldn't simply rape you on the spot like some base Succubus. I want this to be a fair contest. If you escape the maze before I catch you, you get to go free. It's a simple as that."
>You're a little thrown off by the fact that she mentioned raping you so casually, but you decide to keep on being polite to her.
>"Rape me? Why would you need to rape me anyway? For that matter, why does every girl I've met in this crazy place want to get in my pants without my consent?"
>She raises an eyebrow at that
>"You act like you don't know how Monstergirls work."
>You respond with "What's a monstergirl?"
>She seems rather surprised at your response. "You honestly don't know, do you? A Monstergirl is a girl like me. I'm a Minotaur. We need human semen to fuel ourselves, and given how they treat us, we have to rape them to get it. It's a simple fact of life."
>Huh. So that's why that Angel girl told you not to get raped. Still, you've never been good at mazes. Maybe it's time to put your newfound strength to the test.
>"How about we settle this a different way? Arm wrestle, you and me. If I win I get to go free. I don't think I need to tell you what you get if you win."
>She seems amused by your offer
>"An arm wrestle? Really? I don't know if you know what you're doing human, I'm much stronger than you."
>Oh if only she knew.
>Placing both of your arms on a nearby garden table, you grab each other's hands and begin trying to pin each other.
>Tanya's eyes bug out slightly in surprise that you're managing to keep things even with her, and she begins straining against you more and more.
>It's futile however, the strength given to you by the God Hand wins out, and you pin her arm to the table.
>cont.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:37:48 No.13842125 >>13842121 >took my suggestion Yes!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:37:54 No.13842126 >>13842119 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:39:46 No.13842131 >>13842075 You will, think of elves as supercharged alices. You're going to rape the elf and like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:40:55 No.13842132 >>13841539 The non-shitty drawn. Thus, no one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:40:58 No.13842133 >>13842131 But I wanna have happy consensual sex with an elf!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:41:42 No.13842136 >>13842131 No I refuse to rape the elf, No rape in the area around that elf

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:42:40 No.13842138 File: 744 KB, 1023x768, 1392006556828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842133 >>13842136 You two need an Elf in heat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:44:11 No.13842146 >>13842138 How about I just turn the fans on to cool her down? Why doesn't she just rape herself

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:44:17 No.13842148 >>13842138 Sorry, that elf lacks enough health to meet my bullying and impregnation standards.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:45:04 No.13842152

>>13842133
You may find that she accept the dicking partway through, but that's all you get. Love for elves is born of rape. Why, don't be surprised if she wants you to use her more while pregnant, so that your future daughter will want your milk even more than hers.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:46:09 No.13842155

>>13842121
>"Good match." you say, as you turn and begin walking away from her. However you feel a sudden pressure on your shoulder and turn to see Tanya gripping your shoulder.
>She pulls you towards her and... hugs you?
>Oh god she's crying, why is she crying?
>"I lost. I really lost! Thank you so much!"
>What.
>"I've been in this maze for a year now. The Queen of Hearts said I could go once a man beat me, but no-one ever could. Every man she's ever thrown in here has been caught by me and thrown into her dungeons to fuel her servants. Now that you've beaten me I'm free!"
>Okay, that's kinda fucked up. You're glad you decided to help this poor girl out.
>"As thanks for freeing me, I, Tanya the Shield-Splitter, swear my loyalty to you. I shall aid you in your journey!"
>Wait what.
>You try to protest and tell her that there's no need, but she looks at you with a look that screams that turning her down is not an option.
>Tanya has joined the party!
>After guiding you out of the maze, you and Tanya exit into a split corridor. Tanya points towards the left corridor.
>"That way leads to the Queen of Heart's throne room. If we go that way, we can confront her immediately! I don't know where the other corridor leads however."
http://strawpoll.me/5060575

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:48:32 No.13842158 >>13842155 Confronting one of the more powerful and bitchy of the lilims seems like a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:48:53 No.13842159 File: 1.54 MB, 1366x768, Serawi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842152 Never! Elves are for tender, gentle loving.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:49:27 No.13842161 >>13842159 Nice girl Shit route

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:49:53 No.13842163 >>13842158 Please do not forget that you have the God Hand and haven't used any special attacks or unleashed it today.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:50:32 No.13842167 >>13842155 I'd say getting another party member would be best right now, just in case.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:50:50 No.13842168 >>13842161 Is the VN even good? >>13842163 Don't forget, exploring every nook and cranny while letting the plot stay on hold is what adventure is about!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:51:26 No.13842169 I want to confess my love to an elf

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:52:25 No.13842171 >>13842169 Science has yet to prove whether Elves feel love or other emotions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:52:28 No.13842172 >>13842168 Yeah, its more of a game than VN though, and you don't see sex till 20hours in. Enjoyed all of it, routes for me were loli>yuela>elf tits

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:53:17 No.13842173 >>13842171 I'm sure elves just need to experience true love

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:54:24 No.13842175 >>13842172 I've had it teetering on the edge of my backlog for a few years now. What am I really in for? >>13842173 But science has yet to prove whether they can experience it. Cave Lich ran out of funding for that particular experiment.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:55:32 No.13842176 >>13842175 who needs a lich all I need is an elf to love

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:55:42 No.13842177 >>13842175 Strategy, item building, a shop simulator, and occasional sex. A good game.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:55:48 No.13842178 File: 135 KB, 1052x1091, 1420167804046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842136 >>13842136 Rape or be raped, there is no other path.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:56:30 No.13842179 File: 403 KB, 973x1400, 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are hard to deal with sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:57:05 No.13842181 >>13842175 Her last reports confirmed numerous cases of Elves claiming "I love the dick!" and "I love it in my ass!" though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:57:11 No.13842182 >>13842178 Why's Accelerator being raped by an elf?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:57:40 No.13842184 >>13842178 Uhh can't we just not rape? Like if I don't rape her and she doesn't rape me we can live in not raped

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:58:02 No.13842187 >>13842159 You are anathema to nature. If you will not rape the elf, you must abandon her, or be destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:58:12 No.13842188 I want a tanuki to tell me to get the fuck out of here before she beats me to death with her balls!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:58:17 No.13842189 >>13842182 Because Elves are immune to ESP.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:58:22 No.13842190 >>13842179 Is this an NTR story? This seems like an NTR thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:59:28 No.13842194 >>13842190 It's not

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 01:59:37 No.13842195 >>13842179 This reminds me of that old hentai where the guy married and Elf and they couldn't fuck because Elf-pussy is too small for human D and he went on a quest to obtain the ultimate lube.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:00:52 No.13842198 >>13842194 Okay. That's good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:01:19 No.13842201 >>13842159 "I'got a whoole lotta tender gentle loving fer ya." http://puu dot sh/jh4dA/672b696bbf.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:01:43 No.13842202 >>13842190 no ntr and no rape http://exhentai.org/g/588807/90d5a1dbce/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:02:19 No.13842203 File: 423 KB, 975x1400, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842198 It's nothin, but vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:02:51 No.13842206 >>13842203 Now that's my kinda Elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:02:59 No.13842207 >>13842202 >>13842203 Fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:03:19 No.13842209 >>13842184 Next you'll tell me you want a fish not to swim.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:04:43 No.13842215 >>13842209 but elves don't have to be raped

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:05:07 No.13842216

I want to find a wurm and date her.

I want to take her out to fancy dinners, funny movies, and to the park.
It'll be a slow romance full of cuddling, snuggling, and hand holding.

Then, one day, I will sit her down and ask her to explain what the christ is even going on any more?

Why do I keep hearing newtype noises whenever Laflaga and his dad's clone are in the same battle? Are they newtypes? Is this our amuro and (much crazier) Char?

Why does everyone's go to plan involve genocide?

Why don't they just nuke the satellite laser and then pick off the station? Couldn't you just pick off the other colonies after that?

Why is every battle just beam spam now?

Why do the creators love people popping so much? Is it a fetish of theirs?

Why is Caguli now a coordinator? Didn't they just say she was a normal before even though they new Kira was a coordinator?

How did Lacus and Kira have a romance despite having met a grand total of three times and spoken all of five lines?

Why is Flay, a known associate of the Archangel allowed on an Earth forces warship? Why is she given a job on the deck despite this?

Why do all the main characters not know how to use guns? All they do is throw them.

Why does the captain of this ship not have or use a gun?

Also, Laflaga just died, like all hope I had for this show. Him and the only compitent spaceship captain we had.

It was not worth it.

1 episode left and then destiny.

I'm rustled.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:05:38 No.13842217 >>13842172 The mud golem girl in that game always pissed me off. Why the hell would a mud golem have pink nipples? Not to mention a hymen. That bleeds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:06:17 No.13842220 File: 166 KB, 675x910, Elf about to rape another idealistic fool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842215 Rape or be raped. Now get the fuck out of my sight.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:06:49 No.13842222 File: 1.08 MB, 1279x727, Classy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839860 Let's talk about Albedo creaming herself when the man she loves curbstomped some fools.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:07:03 No.13842223 >>13842217 Because Aht is a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:07:42 No.13842226 >>13842220 I will keep my ideals I will not allow rape, If elves are meant to be raped like some say then she would be unable to rape me and if I never rape her then no elf rape ever

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:08:54 No.13842227 >>13842223 She is, but mud shouldn't fucking bleed. But no, gotta satisfy japan's weird hymen fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:09:14 No.13842228 >>13842216 You're losing your shit this badly and haven't even embraced your destiny yet? Rejoicing intensifies.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:09:40 No.13842229

>>13842155
>"It's probably not a good idea to confront the Queen of Hearts right now Tanya."
>She seems shocked by your response.
>"What? Why not?"
>"From what you've told me she's rather powerful. If we explore the castle further we might find some more people willing to help us fight her, or something that'll give us an edge."
>She thinks about it for a minute before nodding and following you down the right corridor, which leads to a forked split.
>The Left corridor is marked "Kitchen"
>The Right corridor is marked "Tea Room"
>And the Middle corridor is marked "Dungeon"
http://strawpoll.me/5060653
You've got 15 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:10:31 No.13842231 >>13842229 An army marches on its stomach.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:10:59 No.13842233 >>13842227 She's a pure girl, she just wants to be faster.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:11:17 No.13842234

>>13842216
It's literally the same sound-effect, they just use it to show this weird clone mind-link. "Newtypes" in SEED get that weird seed thing instead.

Because humanity sucks. This show is evidence of that.

Cause they want it for themselves? I don't even know.

Because cheap animation. It gets worse in Destiny.

Maybe.

You talking about her getting the seed thing? Maybe it's because of her DNA, or maybe it's to show it's not just a Co-ordinator thing. They never explain it.

Who the fuck knows. They adopt the orphans and live in a mansion together in Destiny.

Figured it was either because Azrael was like, "She's a human, she can stay." or Natarle put in a good word for her.

Because they're not lasers.

Because they're only there for breast bouncing.

He survives. Because fuck reason, logic, or any common sense.

You will be more rustled.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:11:46 No.13842237 File: 345 KB, 853x479, Shallewd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842222 You mean when Shalltears man curbstomped some fools. Program love should get out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:12:27 No.13842239 >>13842237 Shit tier girl, stuffs her bra.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:12:42 No.13842241 >>13842222 More Albedo is great but I hope they tone down on displaying what a powerful badass Ains is. We've had two straight episodes of that and it's going to get old.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:13:34 No.13842244 >>13842241 iirc some spoilers I read a while back, they do eventually come up against enemies who actually stand a chance against him. Eventually. Someday. Eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:14:16 No.13842247 >>13842241 If you were in his place, you'd be going nuts, Tim the Enchanter style.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:14:18 No.13842248
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>>13842226
>not allow

Real talk, for every one vanilla doujin you find about elves, there are twenty about mindbreak and rape. Who the hell do you think you are, Shinryu? You want to make 3D women as viable as monstergirls next? Your idiocy offends the senses.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:15:16 No.13842250 >>13842248 Now that's my kinda Elf!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:15:22 No.13842251 >>13842237 >>13842222 What the hell is this show about anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:16:05 No.13842253 File: 567 KB, 1601x1388, 1437798072805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842239 Ains true wife and best girl sits in the middle between them, and [sooiler] she a elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:16:28 No.13842254 >>13842251 From what I've heard, it's basically a sword art clone, only instead of Kirito, the protagonist is a skeleton.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:16:29 No.13842255 >>13842247 I think I'd rather stay in my castle and enjoy having a big happy monster family who just happen to wreak havoc on the world because they mistakenly believe I want to take it over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:16:34 No.13842256 >>13842248 But elves are for love not rape, if one isn't raped it might set off a reaction of unraped elves

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:17:04 No.13842258

>>13842228
>>13842234

Ok, Good news for episode fifty is that Flay just bit it, although now we have crazy newtype magic shenaniganry going on with talking to her ghost.

That or Kira finally snapped.
I enjoy the latter interpretation.

Also, holy shit crazy druggie just snapped and its hilarious.

I'm also 100% certain that Clone Dad is a newtype because he had that sound effect go whenever he dodges Kira's shots so we now have newtypes in the mix.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:17:08 No.13842259 >>13842251 Guy gets stranded inside a virtual reality MMORPG in THE FUTURE. Somehow he ends up in another world because of this, and then uses his super-awesome powers to be a cool skeleton wizard with a heart of gold.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:17:24 No.13842260 >>13842251 Certainly not about the games.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:17:57 No.13842263

>>13842251
>Guy plays video game where players get to make whatever the fuck they want
>By the time it's being shut down, he's made an uber-lich PC, and is the leader of a super-ultimate guild of evil
>Logs in on the eve of shut-down to say goodbye to his and his friend's creations
>Then he opens his eyes, he's actually the uber-lich, all the NPCs and shit in the guild are real, and they've all been teleported to a real fantasy world
>Shit gets real-er from there

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:18:08 No.13842264 >>13842254 >a sword art clone This is so fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:18:39 No.13842265 >>13842251 The story begins with the "stuck in a game" trope. The twist is that he's not an adventurer beating the game in order to escape he's the game's final boss

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:19:13 No.13842266 >>13842264 >>13842254 It's not a sword art online clone. Overlord shits over SAO

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:19:15 No.13842267 >>13842264 Sword art is a bad clone of .hack

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:20:26 No.13842270 >>13842254 >it's basically a sword art clone You did that on purpose

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:20:31 No.13842271 >>13842266 >>13842267 Why are you explaining this to me as if I was the one who said it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:20:31 No.13842272 >>13842258 You think that's "Snapped"? Just wait till you see Shinn.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:21:09 No.13842275 I want to hug an albino elf

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:21:30 No.13842276 >>13839910 >pink slime's hair tendrils end in heart shapes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:21:36 No.13842277 >>13842237 >loli shit with holy powers, somehow Get out of here, stalker. She's nowhere close to Albedo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:21:39 No.13842278 >>13842253 Are these from the manga the show is based on? I like 'em better, though I'm yet to see the anime-ish ones more than just from screenshots.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:21:58 No.13842279 File: 354 KB, 314x676, 1438120894876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842276

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:22:58 No.13842287 >>13842278 >Manga It's based off an LN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:22:59 No.13842286 >>13842276 >>13842279 They look like butts to me

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:23:23 No.13842291

>>13842272
Thank you nameless officer, you are the only person here who can actually shoot the people shooting them.

And chairman Zala not only set the station to fire...but set it to self destruct so that Genesis will fire...while he was still alive and on the staion before he was shot for...reasons?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:23:24 No.13842292 >>13842279 I want to waifu all slime types

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:23:38 No.13842293 >>13842278 >the manga the show is based on It's based on light novels, you nincompoop.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:24:39 No.13842298 >>13842286 That's what the heart symbol is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:24:42 No.13842299 File: 547 KB, 1021x569, 2b6226363e0a1edef2d55b7193a3cdf5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842256 There is no cure for stupidity it seems.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:25:17 No.13842301 >>13840395 She obviously has sex with you for the entire first day anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:25:49 No.13842306 >>13842231 heh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:26:02 No.13842307 >>13842299 But someone has to try and stop the chain. If no one tries then it will be elf rape forever

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:26:07 No.13842308 >>13842265 Oh? Sounds interesting. Does he have his dick? >Japan Don't answer that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:27:13 No.13842311 File: 957 KB, 471x265, Naruko.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842279 >That delicious pink >Drink nectar all the time >Have some negligee-looking garnishments going on >That ara-ara looking shit >THEY ARE IN HEAT YEAR ROUND Oh, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:27:15 No.13842312 >>13842308 He's a Skeleton, all he has are bones. Which is too sad, consider the horny bitches who love him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:27:23 No.13842313 >>13842308 He's a literal skeleton anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:27:27 No.13842314 >>13842308 No, he does not. He laments this fact frequently given that two of his former-NPC followers actively throw themselves at him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:27:28 No.13842315 >>13842308 >Does he have his dick? No, and he's super bummed about it...

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:28:10 No.13842318

>>13842308
Too bad I'm answering anyways

He's a spooky skeleton lich so even if he doesn't he could magic himself one

However he's dealing with the fact that a lot of "human" attributes like empathy, fear, arousal, etc are being diminished because he's a motherfucking lich

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:28:24 No.13842319 >>13842267 >implying .hack doesn't suck ass .hack is the king of the hill of anime.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:29:12 No.13842322 >>13842287 >>13842293 Alright, alright you nerdomorphs!

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:29:36 No.13842324

>>13842318
>He's a spooky skeleton lich so even if he doesn't he could magic himself one
Y'think he'll ever figure out that he could probably do such a thing?

Yeah, sure, that weird Lich Magic that suppresses his emotions keeps him well-prioritized, but one of these days...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:30:59 No.13842331 File: 37 KB, 528x480, Emtional-Skeleton19[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842308 tfw no doot doot

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:31:15 No.13842332 >>13842324 He'll have to do it when the blue ovaries on those bitches start to infringe on their ability to do stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:32:29 No.13842335 >>13842312 >>13842314 >>13842315 For the "most perverted country on earth" Japan sure does love to avoid sex. It's irksome. >>13842318 So he is in fact becoming. Picked up.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:33:12 No.13842337

>>13842332
>No! You can't dick them, you have more important things to do!
>But if I don't dick them, they, two of my most powerful and useful servants, will be completely useless!
>Emotion-Blocker spontaneously quits calming him down

Hooray loopholes!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:33:25 No.13842338 >>13842335 >Picked up Good boy. It's a promising series.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:34:23 No.13842341 >>13842308 No, but he has a staff that literally lets him edit the code of the game in episode 1. Possibly world-breaking power that could probably turn him human.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:34:32 No.13842342

Well Anons,
It's time for me to go to bed.

Have a pleasant evening and don't let the hellpups burn down the thread.

Just like I wish I could burn this show from my mind.

Why did the druggies need the drugs?

Why did our Char need his drugs?

How did Kira get that far into space after the Freedom was caught in the explosion?

How did Caliguli and Arthun find Kira, a human floating in the infinite, black void of space without there being any signs of a rescue beacon being on him?

How is the bird flying through space? Does it have little pulse generators like the Haros? What reason would birdy have to fly into space besides doing some crappy end of show morality message?

.....

I wish I had a wurm to ask all these questions.
Or maybe a minotaur because she'd just tell me to shut up and shatter my pelvis till I forget.

Either way, its time for Destiny.

God help me.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:36:01 No.13842344

>>13842331
>>13842324

I'm reminded of this anime where people are separated into castes, and there's this surgeon guy who fucks his girlfriend of the lower caste by operating on her, stimulating her nerve endings directly with scalpel and pincers in hand. It's much less guroey than it sounds. In fact, it's not at all, wish I could remember the name.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:36:09 No.13842345 >>13842342 One of the few questions that Destiny answers. It's a legit disturbing twist. Because clone degeneration. It comes back in Destiny too. Oh, he survives far more than that... Luck. There's a lot of that. Because it was in the opening.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:36:18 No.13842347

>>13842229
>You head down the Left corridor to the Kitchen.
>As you go further down the corridor you are met by a heavenly smell and loud shouting.
>"NO NO NO, THAT'S TOO MUCH SALT YOU IGNORANT FOOL."
>You reach a door and peer inside to see a rather irritated looking girl with purple tentacles yelling at a shy looking girl with piglike traits
>"FIRST YOU RUIN MY TEA WITH TOO MUCH SUGAR, NOW YOU RUIN THIS DISH WITH TOO MUCH SALT! I SHALL TAKE THIS TO THE GARBAGE WHERE IT BELONGS WHILE YOU GET TO WORK REPLACING IT!"
>The pig girl apologizes to the tentacled woman in the quietest voice you've ever heard as the target of her apologies storms out through a side door.
>Poor girl looks like she's gonna cry.
http://strawpoll.me/5060747

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:36:36 No.13842349 >>13842342 God is not here, boy. Here there's only Tak.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:38:00 No.13842356 >>13842347 Time to protect a smile!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:38:08 No.13842357 >>13842347 Hug the p'orc. It is the only answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:38:39 No.13842360 >>13842342 >don't let the hellpups burn down the thread. Not tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:38:42 No.13842361 >>13842349 I'm going to poop.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:39:26 No.13842365

>>13842345
>Clone degeneration
Ok, that makes sense.
Although I still wonder why everyone was so shocked by what they saw beneath Rae's mask.

>>13842349
Praise the space whale?

Also, holy shit, I've seen shin for five minutes and he's crazy.

Although he has a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:40:22 No.13842366 >>13842365 >space whale I was quoting some shitty Stephen King movie, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:40:51 No.13842368 >>13842366 Ah, Ok. I've never read any Steven King.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:46:31 No.13842379 >>13842365 >Although he has a reason You'll stop thinking he's justified in his crazy after a point.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:50:47 No.13842391 >>13842379 Great. Funny clothes! Duel wielding AKs! Spinning and jumping! Stupid hair! Explosions! I'm going to hate myself after this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:51:36 No.13842392 File: 821 KB, 900x1440, 51629984_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:52:36 No.13842396 >>13842391 Remember what I told you last time: Stargazer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:52:46 No.13842397 >>13842392 Dat everything. Unf.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:53:37 No.13842398 >>13842392 Albedo has evolved! Abledo evolves to... Phatbucus?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:54:04 No.13842400 >>13842396 I will. I'll need something good after this.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:54:06 No.13842401

>>13842391
You're going to hate a lot of stuff by the time this is over.

But like the other guy said, Stargazer. Much better time of things. Then watch AGE if you haven't already. Plenty of other things to get angry at in AGE! Like the genocidal granpa teaching his pre-teen grandson to kill all the Martians!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:55:19 No.13842403 >>13842392 >>13842222 >tfw she will never love you >her heart belongs to ains and you're just a wretched human worm

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 02:56:47 No.13842408 >>13842401 Yeah, I can already tell. D-did they just launch FOUR jets that combine to form a gundam? This shit flew in the original but now? Why? On the plus side, delicious not-Zaku

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:01:06 No.13842415

>>13842408
>Not Zaku
It's literally called a Zaku. Well, ZAKU. But yes. The throwback designs in Destiny are fantastic. A lot of them are really. I'm especially a fan of the GOUF they introduce later.

But anyway, yes. A Core Fighter, a Chest Fighter, a Leg Fighter, and a Fighter for the Not-Striker Pack. Meet the Impulse! And get used to seeing the combining sequence. It's not going away any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:03:35 No.13842418 >>13842415 Well, guess I have a lot to look forward to. This show makes my head hurt. I'm going to bed, good night Anon. Only 49 more episodes of Destiny to go.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:03:37 No.13842419

>>13842347
>You signal to Tanya to hang back while you talk to the pig girl, which she calls an Orc. Apparently the woman who was yelling at her earlier is a "Mindflayer" whatever that means.
>You sneak up on her and tap her on her shoulder, causing her to yelp.
>"A-a-a Human? W-what are y-y-ou doing here?"
>Poor girl's stuttering from all the tears.
>"You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
>She seems confused, but she's calming down.
>"What was all that before by the way? That girl who was yelling at you earlier seems like a total bitch."
>She looks down at the ground after hearing that.
>"That was Chef Marisa. She's a Mindflayer, so I can't talk back to her or she'll punish me by erasing my memories."
>That just seems needlessly cruel.
>"She always yells at me whenever I get anything even a little bit wrong, and she never tells me how to fix it! It's like she's dedicated to making me as miserable as possible!"
>Oh no she's starting to tear up again.
>"I wish I'd never come here! I want to go home, but now that I'm working for the Queen of Hearts I can't or she'll send Marisa after me!"
>Oh no she's crying again.
http://strawpoll.me/5060823

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:08:36 No.13842427 >>13842419 In the name of all that is good in this world someone hold that piggy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:14:10 No.13842438 I have a dream that one day little monstergirls will be able to join hands with little human boys and human girls as sisters and brothers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:15:12 No.13842439 >>13842438 I have a dream that one day you will kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:17:18 No.13842442 >>13842438 I actually have an interesting idea about a way boys can be born to monstergirls. Very rarely, and only as part of twins/triplets/etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:19:08 No.13842446 >>13842442 But what would stop the MG twin from raping her male twin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:19:16 No.13842447 >>13842419 Is it sex that drains our power or is it part of being raped?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:20:29 No.13842451 >>13842446 Maybe by being family, or just as likely nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:21:11 No.13842453 >>13842446 What stops any monstergirl from raping any male?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:23:05 No.13842457 >>13842453 another monster

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:23:55 No.13842462 File: 580 KB, 1271x868, ThoseIWantTo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842003 >>13842024 I'm sure we all want to do these.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:24:44 No.13842464 >>13842453 The Extraspecies Combat Unit. Good luck, commander.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:25:05 No.13842465 >>13842462 the funny thing is both you quoted are me, so double thanks

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:26:50 No.13842467

>>13842419
>You immediately wrap your arms around the poor girl, much to her surprise.
>"It's okay. It's okay. I'm here to fight the Queen of Hearts anyway, so I'll make sure she doesn't send anyone after you."
>She looks surprised at what you just said.
>"Wait you're here to wha-"
>Your tender moment is suddenly ruined by a familiar yelling voice
>"WHAT IS THIS? A HUMAN?"
>You whirl around to see Chef Marisa standing in the doorframe with her hands on her hips
>"AND WHAT IS A HUMAN DOING IN THIS KITCHEN UNRESTRAINED YOU PATHETIC FOOL?"
>Oh god her voice is even worse when you're in the same room as her.
>"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU PORCINE IDIOT? HOLD HIM DOWN SO I CAN TIE HIM UP!"
>Much to your surprise the Orc pushes you to the ground and holds you down. Before you can push her off, she starts whispering into your ear.
>"Are you really here to fight the Queen of Hearts?"
>You nod silently
>"Okay. Then I have no regrets doing this."
>She suddenly stands up, and marches over to Marisa.
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MORONIC SWINE? I TOLD YOU TO HO-"
>She doesn't get the chance to finish her insult as the Orc rears her head back and headbutts Marisa dead between the eyes.
>The Mindflayer reels back and collapses on the floor, very clearly knocked out.
>"Well then, I should probably help you with that."
>The Orc cracks her neck, before looking down at the unconscious Mindflayer and giggling
>"I've always wanted to do that."
>She walks up next to you and gives you a quick peck on the cheek.
>"My name's Penny by the way. Nice to meet you."
>God damn she's got a cute smile.
>Penny Joined the Party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSen7DRQWU
I'm gonna call it there for tonight, but I'll continue it later tomorrow.
>>13842447
That's actually gonna get elaborated on after you beat the Queen of Hearts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:28:15 No.13842472 >>13842467 You gonna pastebin this or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:29:06 No.13842475 >>13842467 You sure this part wasn't added because you want to beat up Marisa Mamiya?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:31:04 No.13842480 >>13842475 Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:33:45 No.13842483 >>13842480 A girl from Starless who is an insufferable, spoiler brat, the name and the way the Mindflayer behaved just seemed to fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:34:19 No.13842486 File: 599 KB, 777x1100, 145654054455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be 'operated' on by Dr. Lich. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:37:20 No.13842493 i want to annoy a lich with stupid questions

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:37:43 No.13842496 >>13842467 Night then, hope you continue sometime.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:37:56 No.13842498 >>13842493 They're Wurmie and the Lich, yes Wurmie and the Lich~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:39:41 No.13842503 >>13842498 One is a genius! The other's a bitch!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:41:23 No.13842510 >>13842472 Done. http://pastebin.com/0wmGV628 >>13842483 Huh. I've never watched or played Starless, so that's actually a 100% coincidence. I just came up with the name Marisa off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:42:50 No.13842512 >>13842510 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:42:53 No.13842513 >>13842510 >100% coincidence Well it was a happy one, because punching Marisa in Starless would be so cash.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:42:57 No.13842514 >>13842496 Real quick fun fact, the reason you guys have to fight the Lilims is because you chose the God Hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:44:02 No.13842517 >>13841257 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%E3%80%8CYOU%E3%80%8D Oh. OK.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:44:12 No.13842518 >>13842503 Wurmie's a floozy? But why?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:44:36 No.13842520 >>13842510 Well GodHandAnon, what funky things are you planning in the future after this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:45:51 No.13842521 I want to bone a skeleton

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:46:51 No.13842524 >>13842518 wurm is genius

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:48:14 No.13842527 >>13842521 A spooky scary skeleton, or a non-spooky, slime covered one?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:49:10 No.13842529

>>13842520
More girls, and a boss fight against the Queen of Hearts.
If you guys didn't choose the God Hand, you would've fought her champion instead.
Also You're gonna get some exposition in an inn after the Queen of Hearts fight.
Oh yeah, and I'm keeping track of affection levels too. The current standings are:
[Nina: 0
Sandra: 5
Tanya: 15
Marisa: -15
Penny: 20

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:49:22 No.13842530 >>13842527 Trumpet playing skeleton

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:49:36 No.13842531 >>13842521 Smack your dick on her ribcage. Play that shit like a xylophone.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:50:11 No.13842532

>>13842486
>You will never be a kid in MGC and watch a musical cartoon with Druella being the main antagonist, singing about her love for mischief and lewdness
>You will never grow up and learn she actually voiced her character herself, since she liked it and just for the heck of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Mc_PqKRMU&t=1m13s

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:50:17 No.13842533 >>13842529 No, I meant after this story.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:51:38 No.13842536 >>13842531 musical sex would be funny

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:52:14 No.13842537 >>13842533 Actually I don't know. We'll see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:53:46 No.13842539 >>13842537 But you've become a writefag now. You have responsibilities.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:55:00 No.13842542 >>13842539 I'm still writing this adventure! We'll see if there's demand for another adventure later.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:55:47 No.13842546 >>13842542 Just keep that in mind, boyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 03:58:55 No.13842551 Would it be better to give a kiki headpats when she is at 0% or at 50%

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:01:49 No.13842556
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>>13842551
It's best to not let them drop as low as 0%.

They need to stay above 75% if you want them to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:02:32 No.13842558 >>13842551 Letter her get to 0% counts as abuse. Charging past 80% could cause Required Affectionate Pelvis Exploration

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:04:12 No.13842561 >>13842556 >>13842558 So keep her at 110%

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:17:21 No.13842579 >>13842462 Do we have yet another new drawfag here? Cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:29:29 No.13842609 Dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:31:52 No.13842616 File: 264 KB, 718x900, Lewd Bone is Lewd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842609 Just the way I like 'em.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:36:11 No.13842628 File: 60 KB, 600x800, 1382320675748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13842024 >>13842053 >>13842075 >>13842133 >>13842136 >>13842159 >>13842184 >>13842215 >>13842226 >>13842256 >>13842307 My brothers. Keep fighting the good fight

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:36:12 No.13842629 File: 643 KB, 1000x2935, 1395332511593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it spooky time?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:40:22 No.13842636 >>13842629 No please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:40:58 No.13842639 >>13842636 Then move to the third floor or higher.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:42:15 No.13842642 >>13842639 But then I'm not safe from the Manticores!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:46:04 No.13842648 >>13842629 I want to cum on her face

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:50:01 No.13842652 >>13839832 How would she react to all the Waifu folders I have or the porn folders?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:50:08 No.13842653 >>13842648 Would you use your jizz to make a smiley-face on her?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 04:51:43 No.13842657 >>13842616 My dick is confused.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:08:15 No.13842677 >>13842653 Yup, put a nice smile on her face

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:12:18 No.13842686 File: 558 KB, 765x1024, 88bd5630b045533829905d70146eae4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13840986 Toumasu best mamono artistoru.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:21:03 No.13842701 >Already have two things I should be writing, but something wacky with too many references in it starring my waifu is tempting me away Give me guidance!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:27:49 No.13842710 >>13842701 Follow your heart. That's what I do, and that's why I never finish anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:34:30 No.13842723 >>13842710 Sounds good to me. Except the not finishing anything part.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:37:39 No.13842726 >>13842723 Hey, the bitches still love me, they'll still love you. Wacky is good, in any case.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:43:06 No.13842738 I want to discuss history with a monstergirl who lived during it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:45:07 No.13842744 >>13842738 Old hags!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:46:57 No.13842747 >>13842744 Finely aged wine!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:48:57 No.13842749 >>13842747 Milk that went sour and then turned to cheese!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:49:56 No.13842752 >>13842749 Finely aged cheddar!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:50:16 No.13842755 cheese is on Pizza and Pizza is a vegetable so I think I win this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:50:22 No.13842756 >>13842747 I'd get intoxicated off a wight's scent, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:50:43 No.13842758 >>13842749 Isotropes with half-lives outlasting stars!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:52:20 No.13842761 >>13842755 But if pizza is a vegetable, what does that make grilled cheese?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:55:59 No.13842764 >>13842761 sushi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:57:29 No.13842768 >>13842764 Ew, I hate sushi. Wait, does that mean I hate grilled cheese now? I wish the government could tell me what to think. Those tanuki are all so smart and always looking out for the average citizen.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 05:57:33 No.13842769 >>13842764 I'd cut up a mermaid, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:00:38 No.13842773 I want to start a lemonade stand with my tanuki friend

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:04:04 No.13842778 >>13842773 How old is this tanuki friend of yours?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:06:55 No.13842785 >>13842778 she saw little kids doing it and wanted to undercut them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:09:36 No.13842789 >>13842785 She probably got a proper vending license and made sure it was more sugar than lemons then. You'll do fine. Just try not to get mofued at such a young age. The first step is her letting you use her tail as a back pillow.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:18:38 No.13842797 >>13842785 I am now imagining an adult tanuki angry at having no customers

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:21:32 No.13842802 >>13842797 A short angry raccoon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:30:38 No.13842808 I want to compliment Tanuki tail

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:34:40 No.13842818 File: 225 KB, 500x707, 51671180_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to touch a cow. And I only just realised that hand is fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:34:43 No.13842819 >>13842808 I want to sniff tanuki hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:44:45 No.13842837 I want to fuck a ninja.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:56:06 No.13842877 I want to ot tnaw I

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 06:59:36 No.13842883 >>13842877 SOMEONE HELP HE IS DROWNING IN LOVE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:05:36 No.13842893 Any opinions on consensual cuddling with a cait sith?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:07:10 No.13842900 >>13842883 Like, the concept of love or the literal liquid embodiment of love?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:08:15 No.13842906 >>13842893 Totally fine, none of that beanbag stuff or cait sith abuse. Just straight up consensual cuddling where she nuzzles her face against your chest and purrs softly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:08:25 No.13842907 >>13842900 the answer is both at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:09:09 No.13842910 >>13842900 >the concept of love I don't understand. What is love?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:09:32 No.13842911 >>13842893 I have no strong feelings one way or another.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:10:59 No.13842915 >>13842907 Well, I guess that makes sense. But what is the love directed to? >>13842910 Baby don't hurt me no more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:17:07 No.13842924 >>13842915 >wake up >yandere kiki is blaring Haddaway outside your window What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:19:31 No.13842930 >>13842924 Well, I live in a basement suite so I guess I'd peek up her skirt and see what color her panties are. If she's wearing any.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:22:36 No.13842937 >>13842924 I find jim carrey and get in a car with him and the Kiki

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:25:04 No.13842943 >>13842930 No panties, cunt is drooling, and she's slamming on the front door, screaming about how she knows your room is dirty. Why are kikis so terrifying?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:26:11 No.13842944 >>13842943 I'd let her in because part of my ceiling fell and made a mess of my room

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:26:14 No.13842945 >>13842943 Because they love too much. My god, they love way too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 07:29:47 No.13842951 >>13842945 No such thing a too much love

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:02:17 No.13843003 >>13842556 A singing Kikimora dancing through the house. A man can dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:04:11 No.13843007 File: 198 KB, 460x817, Type2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would never be able to have a kiki. I'd feel bad about her not accepting any money as payment for cleaning for me and try to pay her/take her out for lunch/give her gifts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:04:37 No.13843009 >>13842924 >outside I give her a light scolding for not being inside the house before letting her in and showing her what love is all about. I mean, any capable Kiki knows how to pick locks and break and enter any house with ease!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:04:46 No.13843010 >>13842951 Love Terrorism is too much love. If you have to scare the love back into someone, it's not a healthy relationship.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:06:06 No.13843013 >>13843010 how would that even work?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:06:55 No.13843016 >>13843007 Kiki's don't work for free anon. You pay them with love and daughterus. MANY. DAUGHTERUS.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:07:15 No.13843017 >>13843007 I want a kiki to slap me for trying to pay her and then stammer out an apology after she realizes what she did

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:08:12 No.13843019 >>13843016 I know, but the poor dear can't just work all day without food! I'd happily make her sandwiches and take her out for coffee! It's the least I can do!

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:09:29 No.13843023

>>13843007
Oooh, assertive kiki who knows what she wants.

Like, snuggling the fuck out of you in her free time and calling it "payment". Imagine chilling out on the couch, and suddenly having a fluffy meido monstergirl jump on top of you and hug the shit out of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:09:45 No.13843024 >>13843019 That's fine anon. Be sure to cuddle and headpat her too! A Kiki thrives on headpats!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:11:15 No.13843026 >>13843024 Would she accept gifts on Christmas (Or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or whatever she celebrates), Valentine's day, and her birthday, or would that be going too far?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:11:46 No.13843028 >>13842893 >tfw no cait kitten daughterus to pet, play and spoil with Why even live

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:12:52 No.13843030 >>13843026 give her a gift for when you want to

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:13:49 No.13843032 >>13843026 Of course anon. Gift her things whenever you want to. She might not admit it, but a lovely new dress or broom will always be appreciated. Remember though, the best give you can give her is your love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:15:02 No.13843033 >>13843017 most maids wouldn't hurt their master

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:15:58 No.13843035 >>13843026 Aren't kikis from slavic mythology? I wonder how high their alcohol tolerance is.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:17:39 No.13843036

Alright, everybody. Another day, another poll on what the best species of monster in a certain family is.
Yesterday, we all voted on our favorite species of Dragon. Wurms won with a massive 48% of all total votes.
Today, we vote on the Wolf Family. As such, have some wolf-based music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXAujry_DSM
>http://strawpoll.me/5062073

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:19:08 No.13843038 >>13843036 Kiki and Hell are already tied

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:20:02 No.13843041 >>13843036 The vote was rigged on Dragons, Wurms should'nt have won. They aren't even real dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:21:34 No.13843045 >>13843035 >Give your Kikimora the day off >She spends the whole day squatting in the corner with a bottle of vodka >While wearing a tracksuit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:21:58 No.13843048 >>13843041 KC classifies them as a part of the Dragon family, therefore I had to include them as part of the poll. I personally voted for Ryu, however.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:26:06 No.13843058 File: 198 KB, 737x1200, ShinyKiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843036 I still don't understand why Kikimora's fall under the wolf family. They have feathers, scales and dog ears. Where is the wolf part?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:26:12 No.13843060 >>13843045 does she get on shitty games and talk only in Russian

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:28:10 No.13843061 I want to hand make a broom for a Kiki

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:29:16 No.13843064

>>13843058
My guess is the dog ears make them close enough to wolves. I looked the original Slavic mythological figure up on Wiki, and it said nothing about wolves or canines of any sorts.
Although, I did learn that the plural of Kikimora is Kikimory. So that was interesting.
Also apparently when a Kiki moves in, they live behind the stove and make squeaking noises to get food, and that's completely adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:29:29 No.13843067 >>13843061 I want to knit a muffler for a kiki and catch her wearing it during the summer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:29:50 No.13843069 Holy shit I'm fucking pissed I'm so pissed I might kill myself What Monster Girl will calm me down and stop me from being salty the best?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:31:53 No.13843071 >>13843069 A yeti. Definitely a yeti. They're soft, fluffy, adorable, and want to take you in their arms and snuggle you for hours on end.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:32:03 No.13843072 >>13843069 mermaids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FIbczbscCo

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:33:44 No.13843075 I want to nurse a kiki back to health and be her butler during it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:37:11 No.13843080 >>13843075 When she finally gets used to being catered to, she'll start asking you to do more things, like give her massages. And then she'll ask you to caress her. "Today, I am the master."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:37:34 No.13843083 >>13843075 Do you want to kill her? She'd try to force herself out of bed insisting that it isn't proper and that it's her role to look after you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:38:46 No.13843085 >>13843080 Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:39:38 No.13843086 >>13843080 Exactly and then we are both master >>13843083 Well I'd force her to stay in bed, maybe cuddles would work to keep her down

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:45:13 No.13843097 I want a clingy Kikimora to follow me without my knowledge

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:45:25 No.13843098

>>13843023
>you're sitting on your couch watching tv
>you hear footstips tip-tapping down the stairs
>you see your kiki barreling towards you
"SNUGGLEBOMB!"
>she jumps in your lap and starts cuddling and nuzzling you
>the two of you spend the rest of the day in a big fluffy pile, watching tv and ordering takeout for dinner to give your kiki a break

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:47:24 No.13843100 >>13843098 damn a that is cute I wonder how many times a week she does that

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:47:47 No.13843101

>>13843086
>Well I'd force her to stay in bed, maybe cuddles would work to keep her down
But if you had to go to work you'd need to think of a solution
>You can't just leave her like this, if you do she's going to get up and start cleaning the moment you're gone
>With no other ideas coming to mind you call one of those hugging services they're always advertising in the newspapers
>The Yeti arrives and instantly tries to drag you off to bed with a warm smile on my face
>"Oh no it's not for me, it's for her" you say motioning to your sick maid
>The takes a moment to register what you just said before the disappointment shows on her face
>You offer to pay her extra and be on your way
>After a hard day's work you come home to find them peacefully sleeping with their arms wrapped around each other for warmth
>You almost want to join them but they look so peaceful

>

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:48:07 No.13843102 >>13842462 Isn't the one on the left NTR mare?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:50:32 No.13843104 >>13843101 that would keep the maid down. Hopefully she is more willing to rest as the days go on

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:50:50 No.13843105 >>13842893 One step away from dicking the cat and becoming a filthy furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:52:40 No.13843109 File: 62 KB, 600x623, 1438174360315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't blink.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:53:36 No.13843112 >>13843109 Anon, that's barely a monster girl. That's like saying if a cute girl wears a Cthulhu hoodie, she's a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:54:23 No.13843114 >>13843109 That's not a monstergirl, it's just a normal girl in an ugly hoodie.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:55:17 No.13843116 I want to treat a kiki to a night on the town

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:56:28 No.13843117 File: 167 KB, 1000x724, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843112 >>13843114 Shes a monster in bed What about this one?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:56:59 No.13843119 File: 18 KB, 243x190, 1420698623269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843112 >>13843114

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:58:17 No.13843121 >>13843117 Much better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 08:59:31 No.13843125 How much work would a pregnant kiki do? Would she stop completely

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:01:19 No.13843127 >>13843125 That is why you hire another kiki so they can swap off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:04:14 No.13843131 >>13843064 >Live behind the stove and make squeaking noises I'm now imagining a family of tiny Kikimory making a large community behind a stove.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:04:26 No.13843132 >>13843125 >kiki >not working Blasphemy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:04:30 No.13843133 >>13843127 I'm reporting you to MGC for Kiki abuse. Really, hiring another kiki to clean is like telling your kiki that you're bored of her for sex and want to bring in someone new.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:06:35 No.13843135 I'm not sure I could make it through sex with a Kiki without giggling like an idiot. All those feathers look like they'd tickle!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:07:30 No.13843138 >>13843133 but what if you don't want her to push herself because of the pregnancy?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:07:37 No.13843139 >>13843133 >implying this is bad >implying the maid won't do as her master wishes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:08:16 No.13843140 >>13843135 maybe she has a tickle fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:08:48 No.13843141 I want Kikimora twins to be my maids and have them each cling to an arm

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:09:27 No.13843142 >>13843139 Bully detected, I'm contacting my local anti bully ranger

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:09:51 No.13843143 >>13843132 even when full of Daughteru?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:10:38 No.13843144 [SPOILER]

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I want to sneak up to Gamer Gazer and Jabberwock, as them who they voted for in the big Smash Bros ballet to vote for a character they wanted in Smash.

And then I'll tell them that the results are in, and show them pic related that is the outcome of the Smash Ballet.

Then I hide behind the couch as their reaction commences.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:10:41 No.13843145 >>13843141 A man of taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:10:44 No.13843146 >>13843117 >682 NOPE, FUCK THIS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:11:12 No.13843147 >>13843140 Well, if she gets off on tickling me during sex, I'm fine with that. I'm not into tickling other people during sexytimes, but her tickling me doesn't sound too bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:11:50 No.13843149 >>13843144 >HE didn't win Brb killing myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:12:12 No.13843150 >>13843146 It could be worse. At least it's not 106.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:12:20 No.13843151 >>13843145 they each take a side to not fight

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:12:27 No.13843152 >>13843143 No self-respecting kiki would be stopped by something like that. These are apex meidos for crying out loud.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:12:56 No.13843153 >>13843147 Watch her get all flustered when she brushes past you and accidentally tickles you with her feathers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:13:31 No.13843154 eye love gazers and monoeyes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:14:23 No.13843155 >>13843154 Remove monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:14:53 No.13843156 >>13843150 >implying anything is worse than 682

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:15:41 No.13843158 >>13843155 no I refuse

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:16:33 No.13843161 File: 59 KB, 761x611, 1418318748214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843142 I'm contacting my local anti retard ranger.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:16:40 No.13843162 >>13843158 That's just fine, there enough who will.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:16:44 No.13843163 >>13843152 So really preggo Kiki flawlessly doing her job

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:17:41 No.13843165 >>13843163 If not, then she needs to git gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:17:48 No.13843166 I want to snuggle with a Matango!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:18:43 No.13843169 >>13843162 Monoeye is lovely and does not need to be bullied

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:19:01 No.13843170

>>13843144
>Jabberwock goes on a rampage throwing couches around, shouting how this is fucking bullshit, and calls for Sakurai's head on a pike
>Admist the flying furniture, Gazer just slouches in the corner, and takes a drink from her liquor bottles, and opens her wallet, knowing this feeling of absolute despair and disappointment
>She looks at her wallet picture of Ridley, and weeps

>Meanwhile upstairs Jabberwock's father wonders what all that racket is in the basement, then just writes it off as "kids being kids" despite his daughteru being a NEET Christmas Cake

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:19:02 No.13843171 >>13843166 I'm a huge faggot please rape my face.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:19:54 No.13843174 >>13843165 So if she can't then can another kiki be hired to cover for her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:20:49 No.13843176 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, 1387850872261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do older kitsunes make both my heart and my dick go doki-doki?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:21:33 No.13843177 >>13843170 did Jabberwock vote for based Mike Jones?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:21:46 No.13843178 >>13843174 >robbing your kiki of the chance to git gud by replacing her Worst master.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:22:40 No.13843181 >>13843166 I'm not one to attack a man's waifu. But I will say this. I'm sure your Matango is a lovely girl, but I'm not into mushrooms. Please keep her away from me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:24:22 No.13843187 >>13843178 but what about the daughteru in her if she can't handle it she shouldn't push herself too hard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:24:44 No.13843189 >>13839963 >Jinko >Wight >Moth-Chan >Mantis >Red Oni/Amazon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:24:45 No.13843190 >>13843181 >suffering matango and that infected idiot to live

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:26:47 No.13843194 >>13843190 I'm not one to kill or maim another person's waifu in anything but self-defense either. And Matangos are generally pretty non-aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:27:11 No.13843197 I want to hug tanuki tail

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:28:53 No.13843200 >>13843187 It's fine, don't worry about it. That kid ain't some shitty human.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:30:01 No.13843202 >>13843194 >non aggressive Two words, Matango villages. I think you don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:30:58 No.13843204 >>13843202 But that's not aggressive you retard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:33:40 No.13843210 >>13843204 This. Now, if they were actively chasing and hunting people down to infect them, that would be aggressive. But just standing around and letting people wander in? An asshole move, and something out of a horror movie, but not aggressive.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:34:12 No.13843213

>>13843204
The only retard here is you, all it takes is one spore, one, and you've got an infection that makes ebola look like a rash, but no, let's let the creeping infection spread because its "non aggressive", you're a fucking idiot. A typhoid Mary enabler.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:34:27 No.13843215 >>13843200 alright fine no replacement kiki

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:35:43 No.13843219 I want to let a vampire drink from my finger

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:35:54 No.13843220 >>13843213 >moving the goal posts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:37:01 No.13843225 >>13843219 I want to suprise a vampire by telling her that I stopped time at the 9 second mark, and that's how I got out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:37:50 No.13843229 >>13843220 >using terms you don't understand

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:38:11 No.13843230 >>13843213 We never said that Matango villages shouldn't be stopped, just that their methods of infection aren't aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:40:49 No.13843238 I WILL make this thread like Matangos and I know exactly how to do it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:42:20 No.13843241 >>13843230 >Millions of spores that catch on the wind and can spread for miles around. >Turning whole villages at a time >Not aggressive That's like saying an explosive is not aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:43:28 No.13843246 >>13843238 >I will infect everyone with my shit taste You and matangos have so much in common, no wonder you like them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:43:39 No.13843247 >>13843241 You have a point, and I'd rather not argue semantics all morning. Let's just agree that Matangos are super gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:43:42 No.13843248 >>13843241 Are you literally retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:44:22 No.13843249 >>13843238 Why would we ever want to like a parasitic fungus? You can't even use the cute girl excuse because they just look like the human host. Every cute matango is a regular girl that has literally had her brain devoured by an evil mushroom.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:44:32 No.13843250

>>13843230
>aren't aggressive

>Matangos are mushroom-monster girls which are largely immobile, at least until they snare themselves a husband. They have a peculiar, parasitic reproductive cycle, whereby the spores they produce infect humans with external mushroom growths. An infected male will find himself compelled to go into the forest and have sex with the matango, whereupon she produces many more spores. If they are inhaled by a human woman, the fungal infection will gradually begin to transform her into a matango from the inside out. This often leads to chain reactions as one infected woman begins to spore and infects others, transforming whole villages into mycological colonies.

>They periodically spread spores from the mushroom caps growing from their body. If a human male breathes in a spore, it will sprout and grow. Once it becomes a large mushroom, the thoughts of the male will be seized by it

>After capturing a man in this way, the matango will absorb semen through sexual intercourse. A matango that has taken in enough nutrients will become active, continuing to have intercourse with its prey and sending out even more spores.

>When reproducing, they can't increase in number with spores alone. In order to give birth to a new matango, they need to cause a human women to inhale a spore.
>NEED to infect more women

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:46:20 No.13843252 >>13843248 You obviously are if you don't understand that aggression doesn't have to mean monsters running after you like a bad scooby doo chase scene.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:46:56 No.13843253 >>13843249 Well people like Parasect >>13843250 The spores are passively released, it does not mention them actively hunting people down and forcing them to inhale spores.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:49:13 No.13843255

>>13843250
I dislike Matangos as much as the next guy, but >>13843253 does have a point. Call Matangos gross, call them terrifying, call them worst girl, just don't call them aggressive. There's a difference between sticking their gross mushroom hats in a person's throat and forcing them to inhale spores and just letting spores go in the air and waiting for someone to breathe them in.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:50:53 No.13843258

>>13843253
Okay fuck you, alright, you're basically saying it's okay because it's gentle. So is getting cancer, before it gets to the higher stages. Are you being intentionally dense or do you just like to be contrarian?

>guys, take this drug that will reduce to a mumbling, mindless husk, it's okay, it doesn't hurt one bit

That's you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:51:19 No.13843260 >>13843255 But he doesn't have a point. A cloud of spores is no different than something like a gas attack. It's aggressive and invasive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:52:20 No.13843263 File: 1.01 MB, 1024x1126, Censorship.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So they heard there was some true follower of the sun left in the world. How goes praising the sun?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:53:22 No.13843265

>>13843260
What I'm trying to say is that they aren't releasing it to hit any specific target, and the spores aren't hunting down specific targets.
But like I said, I'd rather not argue semantics. Can we all just stop arguing and agree that Matangos are super gross?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:53:58 No.13843268 >>13843260 Reproduction is not equivalent to leaking mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:55:03 No.13843271 >>13843265 Aggression has no implication of singular target at all though. Where do you even come up with that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:55:47 No.13843275 File: 272 KB, 1000x900, 5c92117688dc26b5c5cfc5844b5b11da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843263 Praisin all day, erryday!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:55:53 No.13843276 >>13843265 >to hit any specific target >It's allright because they just shoot like crazy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:56:22 No.13843278 >>13843268 It is in Matango's case.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:57:00 No.13843279

>>13843271
>>13843276
I misspoke. What I was trying to say is that Matangos aren't releasing their gas specifically to kill anyone, it's just a natural reproduction cycle for them.
Can we please stop arguing technicalities of the English language now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:58:34 No.13843281 >>13843278 But it doesn't even harm anyone, at least not physically

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:58:54 No.13843282 >>13843263 That's some risky censorship there anon. The sun sucks though, isn't there a cute moon goddess to worship?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:59:30 No.13843283 >aggression >parasitism So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 09:59:49 No.13843285 >>13843279 But they are. They're releasing them to reproduce. They reproduce by lobotomizing humans. Just because it's natural doesn't change that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:00:33 No.13843286 >>13843282 >not liking Ammy Get the fuck out now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:00:34 No.13843287 >>13843263 I want several busty monster girls to give me marshmallow hell!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:01:22 No.13843289 File: 473 KB, 700x700, Praise the Moon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843282 Do not praise the moon for it is dark.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:01:27 No.13843290 File: 447 KB, 846x1200, 282_shoggoth_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kiki got a rival!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:01:52 No.13843292 >>13843281 >Physically eats your brain >Repeated sex just gets enough DE flowing through the fungus for the fungus to think >Doesn't harm you physically plz

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:02:47 No.13843294 >>13843290 Holy shit. That's amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:02:53 No.13843295 >>13843285 I think he's speaking more about their personalities than anything else. Their reproduction cycle is still basically a bio weapon, but it's not like they grab people and go, "EAT IT! EAT THE SPORES!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:02:59 No.13843296 >>13843290 I was just thinking it's about that time again. Fuck yes, abomination maid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:03:08 No.13843297 >>13843290 So, a slime-scylla. Kind of sickening to look at, but I can see the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:03:13 No.13843298 >>13843290 >Mindflayer >shoggoth Oh god. Its coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:03:36 No.13843300 >>13843292 That was retconned, although body melding is still a thing with alraunes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:03:45 No.13843302 File: 597 KB, 934x629, shoggoth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843290 >name Fug.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:03:50 No.13843304 >>13843290 What sort of abomination does she turn you into?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:04:18 No.13843306 File: 769 KB, 1600x1600, 57f6701956f6cd69028eb7d3495f4020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843290 >No one remembers kiki slime.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:04:54 No.13843308 >>13843295 It's a fungus growing in a nearly-braindead host. It doesn't have a personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:05:00 No.13843309 >>13843290 I love Kikis. Kikis are love, and they're soft and fluffy and adorable. I'm not into Slimes. They're cute and all, but I don't want to dick the jelly. But holy hell, this little Eldritch Abomination is a huge cutie.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:05:44 No.13843312 >>13843290 Kikimora vs. Shoggoth Wait Shoggoth isn't that from cthulu mytho?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:05:56 No.13843313 >>13843300 That was retconned for the incubus only.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:06:33 No.13843315 >>13843290 She's wonderful. Spooky girls are love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:06:34 No.13843316 >>13843290 He just went full Xelvy.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:06:48 No.13843319

>>13843290
A͙͈̻̣̲̻̺̬̣̠͉͓̹̲͜r̡̡̼̺̮͇͚̯͚̩̫̗̭̝̳̘̀͝͝a̶̵̯͚̖̖̳̜͈̱̟͓̲͈͓͖̠̞̖̗̘̕͠ ҉̛͕̤̞̤͕͈́̀à̪̻̗͇͟ͅr̷̡̨̜̹̀͡ͅa̢͡҉̶̴̙̠̠̯͔͔̝̮̩̺̤̘̣͖͎̻ͅͅ,̡̡̢͇̬̫̲̗̝͉̙͎̺̹͙̳ͅ ̵̨̡͎̦̖͚̜͕̠͖̭̬͜͢y̛̟̝̘̱͍̳͖͚͍͖̩͖̕͘o̵̷̼̭̪͈͍̺̖̫͙ư͉̹͕̪̦͚̝̭̺͚̪̳͙̫͝͡ ҉̻͉͓̭̹̙͟ͅw̼̜̳̬̦͙͈̩̹̺͔͈͇̱̪̞͜͟ͅọ̷̲̦̲̠̠̯́̕u̵̴̖̪̤̬̟̫̪͟͡l̶͚̼͈͎̻̦̭̪̝̣̤̘̝̳̲͔͘͢͠ͅd̴̡̞͈͈̙͉̙̺͉͔̣̭͉͇̼̮̗͞ͅṉ̵̨̣̺͙̯͍̲͎̲̬͕̝́͝'̤̜̫͔̮̱̫͕͔̺̯̠̘̩̙̰̜́̕͘ț̡͔̦̟̰̻̗̭͇̠͙̙͓̰́ ̶̡̹͙̗̼̦̖͕̹͙̀ẃ͢҉̨̻̩̫̬̰̭͍̦̭̼̼̘́a̶̛҉͏̭̱͖̘̹̣ͅn̶̳̤̣̼͉͢t͝͏̶̶͙͎͚̗̳̖̪ ̨̛̬̙̯͓̥̻̹͈̜͉á̢͔̖̖̝̪͕̥͖͢͝ ̶̥̜̹̟̗̹̯̞̝͠G̨̱̹̜̣͚̤̥̪̖͓͕̩̕͟r͞҉̴̙͓̼͍̤̘̼͈̙͖̳̙͖̜̜̬͙͜͡ͅe̢̛̱̺͕̥͔̖̗̺͖͈̘͕͉͚͖͞ͅͅą̢̹͈̦͖͕͚̼͖̼̲͚͓̙̯͓̀t̝̲͎̜̜̗̫̟͈̹̖̺͔͢͝ͅ ̡̱̰̭̭͙̞̯͔̬̥ͅO҉̢̢͚̮̺̲̭̟̘̫̪̪̼̪̣͙l̵͘͏̰͎͉̰̲͚̖̳͎̲̲̮͙͕̭̲̜͙͢͝d͏̸͈̰̹̟͍͖ ̛̤̖̗̦̥̜̜͖̬̼͉̞̰̲̝̞̀͝͡͞O̧̡̙̣̳̦n̴̴̨͉̰̥̰͚̪͈̳e̢̢̝͖̖͍̯̫̯̼̗̹͠ ͏̨̦͕̰̖̞̱̖̤̗͚̥̦̰̲̮̬̺ḻ̴̳̳̣̠̪̩̱̼͈̤̗̳̫̕͟͡͝ͅį̡͢͏̞̫̞͓̥̹̣̲̩̞̺͖͎̭̘̩k̢̛̜̮̞͉͟e̸̜̪͚̬̙̻̲̭͎̳̺̱͓̠͚͞ ̴̵̫̦̤͉̝̜͈̜̟̖̣͖̺̀͝ͅm̤̦̞̬̼̮̟̲̩̣͍̝͖̻̥̱͙̕͠ͅȩ̢͏̖̥̠̹̟͓͓̣̣̞̹ imminent?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:07:32 No.13843321 >>13843290 >>13843302 Well, it looks like we'll probably be getting some more stuff from Harblador soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:07:41 No.13843322 Is MGC in shutdown right now? This new meido must have Kiki in a panic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:08:02 No.13843323 >>13843290 Well, I hope she only uses all those weird tentacles for cleaning, and not sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:08:03 No.13843324 >>13843312 Yes. Shoggoths were the shape-shifting, blobby servants of the Great Old Ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:08:35 No.13843326 >>13843312 Yes. Lovecraft is probably turning in his grave, or popping a skeleton boner. One or the other.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:08:46 No.13843327 >>13843319 Reset the doom counter, and give all players a "cursed" condition.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:08:55 No.13843328 >>13843290 >rival Lol nope, look at this disgusting thing. Not even close.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:09:36 No.13843330 >>13843326 He's probably more pissed that Japanese people are fucking with his canon than he is that they're cute girls now. Man was a notorious racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:09:46 No.13843331 >>13843322 >Kikis protesting outside the mayor's office >"Chaos immigrants are stealing our jobs!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:09:56 No.13843332 >>13843328 >shoggoth only just revealed >already people bully her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:10:05 No.13843333 >>13843326 >Implying Lovecraft isn't Lovecrafting all his Old One monstergirls as their Elder Old One. Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:10:23 No.13843336 >>13843290 >>13843302 So no not!Monsterboy attached? Neat. Looks like it's gonna be a darker, kinkier Kiki variant for the lovers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:11:23 No.13843339 >>13843332 Well, screw your abominations. How 'bout that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:11:48 No.13843340 >>13843336 I doubt it's gonna be kinkier.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:12:11 No.13843343

>>13843326
Please, Lovecraft loved people using his mythos, he encouraged derivative works based on his stuff.

>>13843330
Pretty sure he hated immigrants the most. He didn't hate negros any more than he hated dogs. And I don't recall him ever talking about Asians, though considering how xenophobic and isolationist Japan is in general he probably didn't mind. They could both relate to each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:12:14 No.13843344 >>13843328 She's adorable. Kikis smell like hospitals and are dumb!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:12:57 No.13843345 >>13843304 My guess is that the top half/human-ish looking part is the girl and that the abomination part with tentacles is the husband. Going to make a wild prediction and say it'll be more of a fusing thing and that unmarried ones have legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:12:57 No.13843346 >>13843344 >I'm insane Yeah, I kinda figured mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:13:23 No.13843349 >>13843331 >"Wh-what did they do?" >"They stole our masters!" Gas the shogs, yandere kiki war now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:14:37 No.13843352 >>13843343 Well he certainly didn't hate spaniards

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:15:22 No.13843353 >>13843345 That sounds so incredibly awful. Also, they're supposed to be basically slimes. And KC didn't mention anything about married or unmarried individuals.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:15:37 No.13843357 I want a Kiki and a Shoggoth to work together as maids! Even though they have a slight rivalry, they don't hate each other!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:16:20 No.13843358 >>13843346 I'd rather have a nice loving tentacle maid then some flightless bird wolf.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:17:21 No.13843363 >>13843358 Scyllameido

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:18:03 No.13843366 >>13843358 >tentacle /d/ tier pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:18:29 No.13843367 >>13843353 Thank god for that, was mostly thinking of a worst case scenario but if they're not anything nightmareish like that then they're fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:19:06 No.13843369 >>13843366 >a monster girl is /d/ What a very shocking revelation

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:21:16 No.13843372 >>13843358 >nice loving tentacle And this is probably the part where you tell me it somehow doesn't count as pegging.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:22:36 No.13843374

>>13843302
>That Heart Belly button
Cute

>Kikimora maid arguing with Shoggoth maid
>Shoggoth maid just wraps up Kiki before calling their master
>He walks in to find a bare assed, dripping Kiki bound for him while the Shoggoth pulls her uniform aside

Double Maido Dickings

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:23:14 No.13843376 >>13843345 D-don't scare me dude... I actually kinda like her, and I've just regained some of my faith in Kenkou...

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:23:54 No.13843377

>>13843127
>>13843133
This. The only way to hire two maids without making the first one sad is by hiring a set of twins in the first place.

Be prepared however that they'll both come to you for recharging at the same time.

Can you handle doublepatting anon? Are you a true Master?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:26:32 No.13843385 >>13843316 >Xelvy So is she going to use her brush tentacles, slime "towels" and horrifying lower mouths to clean your dick?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:26:46 No.13843386

>>13843374
>Shoggoth is the seductive maid who enjoys teasing you and occasionally giving you a quick grope with her tentacles
>Kiki is shy and adorable and secretly has a crush on you
>One day while you're in the shower, both of them come in to "help you clean"
>Shoggoth meido helps Kiki overcome her shyness
>Shower threesome

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:26:55 No.13843389 >>13843343 >And I don't recall him ever talking about Asians Nope, I'm pretty sure he said something like "garbage subhumans living in garbage. I hope they die ASAP" meaning the super polluted river in china or something

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:29:04 No.13843393 >>13843372 I just want her slimy lewdacles touching me all over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:31:19 No.13843400 >>13843393 There is no word in any mortal language that could ever express how disgusted I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:32:02 No.13843402 >>13843385 God I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:32:30 No.13843403 >>13843290 I don't like this eldritch kick KC is on. DEATH TO CHAOS!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:33:20 No.13843404 I want to surprise a cockney Cheshire with anal!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:33:30 No.13843405 >>13843289 Trapfag pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:33:36 No.13843406 >>13843385 It's MGE, she's going to do vanilla sex only.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:34:18 No.13843407 File: 444 KB, 709x1002, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843290 >that bottom half Absolutely disgusting Saya is the best eldritch girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:35:19 No.13843409 >>13843400 Just think of her holding you against her, your head to her chest as she exploits all your sensitive spots.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:36:17 No.13843411 >>13843345 Let this happen. Let that disgusting mass of eyes, slimes and beaks be the husband. CHAOS a shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:36:33 No.13843412 >>13843409 >exploits all your sensitive spots So you do want her to ravage your asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:37:14 No.13843416 >>13843290 I wonder if the extra eyes are bio-luminescent. Also is that an organic fork? I'm not sure how I feel about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:37:35 No.13843418 >>13843409 >all your sensitive spots Yes yes, "The eye of the storm", as it were.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:37:49 No.13843419 File: 100 KB, 768x1024, happy lovecraft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843326 >implying nyaruko is not his waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:38:49 No.13843421 >>13843358 What about both? A kikishog hybrid

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:39:08 No.13843422 >>13843372 Ah shut up. I'm as anti pegging as they come, but maybe if you stop relating the monster to that fetish, it won't become a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:39:10 No.13843423 >>13843416 organic frying pan too. has an eye on the handle.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:39:52 No.13843424 >>13843412 Don't put words in my mouth you dumb guy. There's plenty of non-orifices for her to attack.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:41:52 No.13843430 >>13843290 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:42:16 No.13843432 >>13843422 Whatever you say mate. Enjoy your Not!Penises.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:44:59 No.13843435 >>13843290 So if he will continue with that lovecraft staff, who would be next? Cthuhlu girl? Mi-go?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:47:14 No.13843437 I want to cuddle every bug mg at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:50:23 No.13843444 Time to join The Order I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:52:13 No.13843447 >>13843444 >not joining the 3rd faction Come on, guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:53:56 No.13843450 >>13843444 Good thing you will done in less than 5 hours

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:54:38 No.13843452 >>13843444 Not joining Eros a getting a harem of heart-pupil monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:55:00 No.13843454 >>13843447 I don't want to live in peace with chaos demons and starspawn. I want them gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:56:16 No.13843458 >>13843450 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:57:25 No.13843460 >>13843452 I want to make a vampire heart pupil as she tries to deny it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:57:26 No.13843461 >>13843454 I'm sure there's a faction out there for you. Or just make your own.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:57:37 No.13843462 >>13843290 The horrifying mass of slime on the bottom is you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:58:04 No.13843463 >>13843444 But it's confirmed the Order will never win.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 10:59:23 No.13843467 >>13843462 KC what are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:00:26 No.13843471 >>13843462 I wouldn't mind giving a shoggoth a horrifying mass of slime all over her face

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:00:28 No.13843472 >>13843463 >implying it's about winning

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:00:52 No.13843476 >>13843467 Ruining otherwise perfectly fine concepts with his dumb fetishes. The man is the one serving the Shoggoth, not the other way around

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:01:03 No.13843477 >>13843467 The guy is into everything except NTR.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:02:32 No.13843480 >>13843476 Mind control?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:03:15 No.13843482 >>13843480 That, and turning your body into a shapeless mass and fusing it to herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:03:53 No.13843485 File: 122 KB, 494x500, Nureonago.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843306 A shame too since they're pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:05:05 No.13843489 File: 236 KB, 1209x593, 33edc2bdeb74137c7160db6b5926b4a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843482 THE HATE RISES

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:05:48 No.13843491

Lovecraft has plenty of waifus
>Shub Niggurath the daughteru factory
>Yibb Tstll, basically an interdimensional space holst with infinite milk jugs feeding an infinite monsters black milk
>Cthylla with daddy complex
>Nyarlathotep and his/her thousand forms
>Mother of Pus, one of Shubby's daughteru
>Mother Hydra, tentacles and scales
>Star Mother, your child will be an elder god worm thing
>Yhoundeh if you're planning to cuck Nyarly
>Yidhra, Nyarly's yandere twin sister
>Atlach Nacha, interdimensional space arachnee mix with nightmare
>Idh Yaa, cucking cthulhu is fun

And plenty more if you're planning on going insane

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:07:17 No.13843494 Hastur MG when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:07:40 No.13843496 >>13843491 >lovecraft >waifus

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:07:57 No.13843497 Azathoth mg when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:08:24 No.13843498 >>13843462 >>13843467 >>13843476 Panic-mongers please, she's doing meido work with that mass, and Kenkou wouldn't make men end up like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:08:43 No.13843499 >>13843494 Don't know, I'd love to see Hastur

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:09:02 No.13843500 >>13843498 You'll see.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:09:47 No.13843503 I WANT TO GET OFF THE RIDE!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:10:16 No.13843504 >>13843498 >and Kenkou wouldn't make men end up like that Except he already has, for two girls in a row.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:11:34 No.13843510 >>13843503 No, we're crashing this ride, with no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:12:03 No.13843511 >>13843498 Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:12:21 No.13843513 >>13843498 >PANIC mongers >last two girls have had the transformation schtick >thinking her lower mass is like that just because Pick up a sword or get out the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:12:44 No.13843514 >>13843491 The demon lord is definitely Ygolonac in female form

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:16:24 No.13843519 File: 198 KB, 807x362, 1434088011536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >YFW ends doing the whole lovecraft pantheon I mean, no one's that crazy right? RIGHT? Nothing will ever be okay again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:18:19 No.13843522 File: 87 KB, 500x408, dead-flesh-monster-5-500x408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843519 >Will you be mai husbando? Uguu~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:18:48 No.13843525 >>13843519 As if, he never finishes a theme. Still waiting on some wonderland stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:19:05 No.13843526 >>13843504 >>13843511 Show me those two doing anything other than fucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:20:33 No.13843530 >>13843526 Are the idiot arguing for matangos earlier?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:20:46 No.13843533 >>13843514 More like the Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:21:45 No.13843536 File: 325 KB, 723x659, NewGirlDeal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843386 >>13843374 Kikimora's will not go out with a bang, but a whimper.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:22:21 No.13843538 >>13843533 Pls don't compare the fallen God to insanity inducing, uncaring cosmic abominations.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:22:57 No.13843541 >>13843536 >implying they will go out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:23:28 No.13843543 >>13843536 >It begins

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:23:51 No.13843544 >>13843525 He abandoned Wonderland early on because the Japanese didn't like how cosplay the monsters were getting. These seem to be much better received.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:23:53 No.13843545 >>13843536 Attacking Kikimoras? That's it, shoggoths are on my shit list.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:24:02 No.13843547 >>13843530 No, that's me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:24:48 No.13843550 >>13843544 >These seem to be much better received Fucking nips and their shit taste...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:24:56 No.13843551 >>13843544 Two nukes weren't enough!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:25:45 No.13843555 >>13843544 >>13843550 I thought we were the ones who always screamed about cosplay tiers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:25:52 No.13843556 Reminds that Oomukades are cute only want to rape you tenderly with their venom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:26:20 No.13843559 >>13843550 Still better than when he spent an entire year creating Zipangu girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:26:26 No.13843560 >>13843544 He said he was going to make a few monsters for the crowd that likes them more monster than girl. I hope he keeps the number low.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:26:32 No.13843561 File: 716 KB, 1200x1742, 9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOTHFU

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:26:50 No.13843562 >>13843550 >Monster girl >Monster

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:26:53 No.13843563 >>13843555 I dunno. Then again, it's always us evil gaijins who are the problem

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:27:22 No.13843566 >>13843561 Moth timelord profile when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:27:36 No.13843569 >>13843555 >implying we don't suffer from schizophrenia

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:28:00 No.13843570 >>13843559 Yes, but at least Zip MGs aren't shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:28:33 No.13843572 >>13843556 At this point I'd take a hellhound. And I hate hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:28:35 No.13843573 >>13843561 The literal embodiment of: You are gonna get raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:28:50 No.13843574 >>13843519 I hope we get much more of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:29:21 No.13843576 >>13843559 Zashiki Warashi MG when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:29:35 No.13843577 >>13843570 I dunno. I still like the March Hare. A lewd cutie with permanent heart pupils is always welcome!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:29:40 No.13843578 >>13843572 Hellhounds are love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:30:15 No.13843579 File: 439 KB, 1197x734, hell in a cell match.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843573 there's a lot of that going on in this one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:30:22 No.13843580 >>13843563 We need to Nuke them again. They're not living their lives correctly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:30:51 No.13843582 >>13843577 Dude, people generally like wonderland girls a lot in here. He should really finish the whole set.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:31:52 No.13843583 >>13843580 I hate it when people don't live their lives correctly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:32:11 No.13843584 >>13843578 Hellhounds a regurgitated microwaved maggoty turd, but they're still better than lovecraft shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:32:28 No.13843587 >>13843290 She is beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:32:41 No.13843588 >>13843530 Try being literate and answering the point next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:33:43 No.13843595 >>13843584 Hellhounds are life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:33:57 No.13843596 >>13843536 Well done drawfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:34:28 No.13843600 I'd honestly have preferred if that giant monstrosity behind Wendigo was actually part of her body, and not her husband

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:37:00 No.13843611

>>13843588
>they aren't agrresive
Your whole "argument", which is completely moronic seeing as matangos are a parasitic species, they need to seek out a host to feed off of, they just do it with spores. But because they're not shoving them down people's throats, they just waft them around, somehow that is okay. NEVER BREED.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:37:11 No.13843612 >>13843544 Really, god damn nips if this is true. "Coslpay"? Jabberwock-chan is as monsterish as it gets in his stuff, and she's also one of the best girls he did.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:37:49 No.13843615 >Shoggoth turns her husband into her very own utensil/tool/furniture maker That's hilarious. People are going to get so fucking pissed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:39:23 No.13843619 >>13843600 You can change back at will from squiddification, I imagine wendigo is no different. New girl is shit no matter what though. So is MINDFLAYER.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:39:26 No.13843620 >>13843612 March Hare, Dormouse and Cheshire Cat do legitimately look like cosplayers though, even if they're hot. And Mad Hatter, as sexy as she may be, and as enticing as her sticky, slimy body sounds, does look exactly like a human.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:39:55 No.13843621 >>13843615 >Shoggoth makes a meal with her husbandos new body >She gives the food to her blob husbando

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:40:27 No.13843623 >>13843619 Yeah, but "single" Wendigo is just a loli in a cloak. That's cute, but also kind of boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:40:38 No.13843624 Top three waifus would be Matango, Roper, Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:41:00 No.13843625 >>13843615 I'd like the nips to get angry, she'a making them work.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:41:37 No.13843627

>>13843290
Cool look. Eldritch Meido. I like the touch of her actively cleaning in her artwork. And no husbando fucking this time around huh? Oh well.

Also another thing I like...all those yellow dots seem to be eyes. And then right at her belly is one that's in the shape of a heart. Y'think all of her eyes can do that? Hooray for heart-pupils, amiright?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:41:55 No.13843629 >>13843290 Is it time for 3-some rivalry or sabotage?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:42:19 No.13843630 File: 133 KB, 1000x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843623 >implying it's not cute as heck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:42:40 No.13843631 >>13843624 You haven't even baited the hook. >inb4 it's not bait! I really do like them! Sure you do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:43:50 No.13843635 >>13843627 >no husbando Is this a ruse?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:45:02 No.13843638 >>13843635 I think he means no transformation.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:45:46 No.13843640 >>13843635 I mean no transformed husbando actively fucking her in her artwork.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:45:49 No.13843641

>>13843611
Holy shit dude, I've never said a word about matangos here, ever. Why did you even label me as that guy?

My point on Shoggoths is, since her lower half's doing some lame work, it isn't her hubbie 'cos those either do whatever the fuck they want in MGE, or turn into fucktools in case of the last two, but ultimately ONLY fuck the waifu after.
I just can't see KC forcing his audience into being maids; it's a porn fantasy he's doing, not a bare slavery one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:46:33 No.13843643 >>13843627 >all those yellow dots seem to be eyes >That feeling of accomplishment when you get them all to be hearts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:47:47 No.13843647 >>13842462 Cute as fuck.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:48:52 No.13843650

>>13843595
Life is a bitch. Hellhound is a bitch. Fuck her like one.

Hellhound still a shit. The chaos demons are the kind of shit where you dread going to the bathroom because you stayed up all night drinking whiskey, fiery and miserable.

He'll hound is the kind of shit you take when you're dehydrated. Stony, stubborn and painful. Neither is desirable.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:50:47 No.13843654 >>13843641 >not a bare slavery one Vampires. Dark elves. Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:53:35 No.13843660 >>13843623 It's the ones who go looking for excutement that end up losing a foot. There's nothing wrong with boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:54:37 No.13843663 >>13843660 *excitement

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:55:29 No.13843667 >>13843536 You're a pretty cool guy.

>>	Maritan Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:56:23 No.13843668 File: 1.77 MB, 1181x1748, 03895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843290 She's wonderful~! I love her already!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:57:17 No.13843673 >>13843641 It's abominations. What makes you think that blob isn't fucking her with some hidden head dick as he's wrapped around her legs? Someone hasn't met kuromaru.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:58:16 No.13843676 >>13843668 Get out of here with your bad taste, Mari.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:58:24 No.13843678 >>13843643 Oh does sound like a good goal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 11:58:35 No.13843679 >>13843668 You're an abominationfag Mari?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:00:36 No.13843683 >>13843631 Not that guy, but I still like mindflayers. The other two are shit though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:01:44 No.13843686 >>13843566 tell me more

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:02:45 No.13843692 >>13843668 Nothing to see here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:04:10 No.13843696 >>13843686 She spends an eternity looping herself and her husband through time so they can be together forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:04:16 No.13843697 File: 1.67 MB, 884x1920, 0cs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many more Lovecraftian mamono profiles will KFC do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:05:40 No.13843700 >>13843697 I hope a lot more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:06:34 No.13843704 >>13843697 Why ask something no one here could possibly know? Hopefully not many.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:08:21 No.13843708 >>13843700 Quoth the raven, NO.

Maritan Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:08:25 No.13843709
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>>13843676
Nope, no can do!
>>13843679
Kinda... I find it hilarious that this is happening at all.
People used to be afraid of what lurks in the dark or wherever else, now people wanna put their penis in them.
I do like abomination MGs however.
I'm looking more and more forward to KC's Monster girl encyclopedia of the gods now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:09:59 No.13843714 >>13843708 You can't stop me from loving eldritch abominations Edgar!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:10:12 No.13843716 >>13843709 >Nope, no can do! Very well, prepare to be vanquished.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:10:23 No.13843720 >>13843709 Tell us about your narcissism issues. I'm curious

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:12:31 No.13843729 File: 617 KB, 721x1024, 1429829951734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw a sadistic yandere Arachne will never stalk you, drug you, and carry you back to her home as you sleep

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:13:12 No.13843731

>>13843709
>I'm looking more and more forward to KC's Monster girl encyclopedia of the gods now.
Shame that's a long ways off. Pretty sure he's gone on record as saying that's the last thing he's ever gonna do, and there's still a whole hell of a lot of other myths and such to cover before that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:13:13 No.13843732 >>13843729 Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:14:29 No.13843734 >>13843732 You don't want to be ravished like a handsome prince?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:14:58 No.13843736

I want a lilim waifu and after millenia of fucking become a God in my own right. Then I will betray my waifu and join the chief god and renew the assault aganst the demon lord. Then I'll betray the chief god and wipe every feculent monster scum from the planet!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:15:55 No.13843739 >>13843734 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:17:36 No.13843746 File: 622 KB, 605x1200, About Saphirette.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's something that was just posted on MGR that should tide us over until shoggoth is translated.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:17:45 No.13843749 >>13843731 >YFW KC does gods from your culture I'd be torn between pride and murderous rage.

Maritan Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:18:46 No.13843753
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>>13843716
Here's a pic reaction that works well with this I think.
>>13843720
I ain't THAT into playing the whole smug lilim thing lol.
>>13843731
I think that's a good thing though. That it's a long ways off I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:20:10 No.13843758 >>13843746 >666

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:20:10 No.13843759 >>13843746 She's a true hero. I like her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:21:24 No.13843763 >>13843753 >horns NIGGA...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:21:40 No.13843764 >>13843753 >pic Let's hope staying on the cusp of life and death causes you to re-evaluate your taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:22:27 No.13843766 >>13843753 >I ain't THAT into playing the whole smug lilim thing lol. I would go out my way to make a reaction image just for this but I realized I can't be bothered

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:22:28 No.13843767

>>13843746
>666 Ways to Live More Indecently
>Is advocating for sex schools
Neato.

>>13843753
Oh I agree. Do everything else under the sun, and then finish up with Gods as the cherry on top. And though I know it's years away, the MGE being nearly 10 years old already, and probably less than half done, but in the event that KC does "Finish" it, I wonder what he might do afterwards? Of course there's the game he's planning, so he may work on other things like that, or perhaps something like h-manga set in the MGE? Or maybe he'll create something entirely new...I find myself rather curious at what the future may hold.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:22:41 No.13843770 >>13843759 >turned her homeland into a demon realm >hero HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:22:42 No.13843771 >>13843746 Don't really care, but would purge/10.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:23:57 No.13843774 >>13843550 >MONSTER girl encyclopedia >people not liking literal cosplaying human girl Oh the horror! Cosplay girls a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:24:23 No.13843777 File: 15 KB, 367x388, 1436771926134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843759 >hero

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:25:36 No.13843783 >>13843770 >She changed her homeland into a mamono realm with the power of a dark matter, and it was revived as the mamono realm nation of "Polove", a land rich in nature and full of high quality magical energy She made it into a better place.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:25:49 No.13843784 >>13843746 >Dark Matter waifu's tentacles would only molest her and not you too That's always pretty disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:26:19 No.13843786 >>13843562 >>13843774 >wanting to fuck literal monsters Anon wants to be hardcur but his waifu won't let him.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:26:30 No.13843787 >>13843774 Hot opinion ya got there, matey.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:27:23 No.13843791 >>13843784 This is why people think tentaclefags are faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:28:01 No.13843795 >>13843784 Well, that's what Ropers, Scyllas, Krakens, Tentacles and the Forest are for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:28:05 No.13843796 >>13843784 >wanting pseudo-dicks all over his body

Maritan Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:28:22 No.13843799

>>13843766
Pillow fort comes to mind.
>>13843764
Will probably try again next week.
>>13843767
There's a few MGE games coming out eventually.
It's been steadily increasing in popularity and I like that.
The guy who made the MGE tower defense game is working on some metroidvania type MGE game I believe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:29:22 No.13843805 >>13843795 The forest tentacles mostly only attack women too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:29:29 No.13843806 >>13843783 >a land rich in nature warped by mamono mana and other corrupting influences She basically dumped toxic waste in the town.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:29:47 No.13843807 >>13843799 Oh yeah those flash fan games. The Tower Defense one was kinda fun, though I never figured out quite how it worked entirely. A Metroidvania game huh? That sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:30:29 No.13843810 >>13843770 Reminder that before she transformed it her homeland was a place so bad off that only one in ten children survived to adulthood.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:30:53 No.13843812

>>13843746
That's pretty amusing tbh. Kenkou might be doing his thing black-and-white as fuck, but at least he's fairly good at keeping it comic and positively light-hearted.

Anyway would become an apprentice/666.

>>13843771
>that one purgefag appearing here upon every update
Oh hi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:31:10 No.13843813 >>13843783 >She made it into a better place Yeah, for herself. What a hero.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:31:40 No.13843815 >>13843810 Where are getting those numbers from?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:32:16 No.13843817 >>13843812 >muh boogeyman Sadly, your kind is much more numerous.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:33:13 No.13843822 File: 341 KB, 1080x1920, I'd thrashard in her cave if you know what I mean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843799 >metroidvania type MGE game Fuck yeah, I just completed Dawn of Sorrow recently so this is great news.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:34:44 No.13843827 >>13843806 >>13843813 >Changes a poor wasteland country into one full of life and respected for being a center of scholarship >Wants other monsters to learn as well and tries to save other countries How is she the bad guy here?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:35:19 No.13843831 >>13843827 Because sex is evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:36:37 No.13843834 >>13843827 I dunno, that pro-mamono bias is so on the nose here. >Everything sucked before because humans suck >After her transformation, everything was happiness forever I mean, gimme a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:37:07 No.13843836 >>13843822 Good ol' fat bottomed Damphir.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:37:14 No.13843837 >>13843799 >Matroidvania type MGE game I'm not grinning like a madman right now because it's MGE I'm grinning like a madman because it's a metroidvania

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:38:09 No.13843843 >>13843834 It's a monstergirl work, of course the monstergirls will be portrayed in a positive light.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:38:53 No.13843845 >>13843815 The afterword of the second world guide: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=1179

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:38:55 No.13843846 File: 46 KB, 781x423, Solar Trio a best.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843263 Praising it as much as I can.

>>	Maritan Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:40:57 No.13843849 >>13843837 >>13843807 >>13843822 http://ponmokyu.bitter.jp/main/index.php/ponmokyublog/archives/34 Here it is. The artist is also further expanding the tower defense game too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:41:07 No.13843850 >>13843843 Sure, but damn if it's not too much at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:41:41 No.13843852 >>13843836 I want to see some colored versions that further accentuate that Dayumpire's ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:42:19 No.13843853 >>13843849 Is their comba- THERE'S COMBAT! I want this game. Right now. Right. Now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:42:23 No.13843855 >>13843753 >horns

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:43:05 No.13843860 >>13843845 Don't have an account there.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:45:31 No.13843862

>>13843860

Fine, here it is quoted:

Page 111: Afterword

Well, after reading this book, are you ready to live with the author in the mamono realm and accept happiness filled with pleasure and joy?

You won't be able to understand everything about the mamono realm with only this book, and the delicious mamono realm produce introduced in this book is just a small fraction of all that there is.

So, to get a deeper understanding of the mamono realm and the author, by all means, I do hope you will help me awaken as a woman, or rather, as a “dark sun”, so that we can create a new and more pleasurable mamono realm together

If you're sure that you're the one, then please do visit “Polove.” I'm waiting for you.

-Mamono Realm Scholar Saphirette Spherica

Her tone has been like that this whole time.

First of all, as the writing of this book progressed, I grew a bit weary. Let me apologize for not being able to keep up with addenda in the latter half.

Well, it was in the mamono realm state “Polove” that I encountered the mamono realm scholar Saphirette Spherica. The formerly desolate land of Polove had been rife with hunger and thirst. They say it was so severe that out of every 10 children that were born, only one would be able to survive to adulthood. The Polove of the present is horribly obscene, but as she says, it certainly is uniformly overflowing with the smiles of all its people.

Hereafter, the changes affecting the world are only going to become more and more radical, and we cannot escape from it by judging whether it is right or wrong. We must understand the huge changes in the world, and survive by adapting.

The content of this book is a bit, no, considerably biased, but I hope that it can help you.

-A certain wandering scholar of monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:46:07 No.13843864 Do all incubi walk with a limp? What with your tree stump dick and all. People think having a huge dick is so awesome. Ignorance I Is bliss.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:46:21 No.13843865 >>13843746 >Still unmarried I'm still amused as hell by this. Didn't she basically try to use one of the scholar's books to fish for a husband?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:48:12 No.13843868 >>13843852 >Accentuate her ass Anon, that ass cannot be bigger. No way, no how

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:49:08 No.13843871 >>13843862 >cannot escape >no place for right and wrong >adapting to monsters Well I guess we know whose side he's on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:49:39 No.13843873 >>13843868 Well, hopefully notBelmont-kun is running a train on that ass every night.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:50:00 No.13843874 >>13843865 >Christmas cake dark matter >So such a wide lust aura that men jump on the nearest monster before they can get near her. >She has to spend her whole life watching everyone but herself getting laid.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:50:09 No.13843875

>>13843862
>The formerly desolate land of Polove had been rife with hunger and thirst. They say it was so severe that out of every 10 children that were born, only one would be able to survive to adulthood.
Shit, that sounds dire. I guess turning into a demon realm can have it's benefits.
Now if only they could give birth to human sons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:50:13 No.13843876 >>13843729 Just as long as she doesn't do anything that involves serious pain, I'm good to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:51:31 No.13843879 >>13843875 Well, if someone would dick the Chief God enough to get her to mellow out, that just might happen.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:51:37 No.13843880

>>13843834
Just think of demonic energy as something of it's own that monsters are simply better at applying. It doesn't necessarily glorify them.
For all we know it's study-accessible, domesticable and it does wanders to health and environment. Why not use it? It's like electricity to our world.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:51:57 No.13843881 >>13843871 >these are the "good" people Man, fuck that place.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:51:59 No.13843882

Imagine a shoggoth helping you get ready for work. You both lost track of time fucking so you're in danger of being late even by monster society standards.

But your shoggoth has it covered, with multiple limbs she forms brushes and combs while dressing you with other limbs all at the same time. You are ready in less than a minute.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:53:28 No.13843886

>>13843874
Being Saphirette is suffering.
She's got four elemental familiars and an insane amount of lust, but she can never get herself a Husbando to help sate her because they keep jumping other monsters before she can get to them.
Would you be her husbando anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:55:01 No.13843888 >>13843880 >It doesn't necessarily glorify them ...I don't actually know what to say. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:55:05 No.13843889 >>13843879 >Dicking the Chief God I imagine that would be a terrifying affair.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:55:12 No.13843890 File: 152 KB, 740x754, 999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843069 There's an orange slime-girl I know who I'm sure will make you feel all good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:55:49 No.13843892 >>13843886 I already have a waifu, but she seems like a nice girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:56:11 No.13843894 >>13843890 >Super Cheerful Cuddleslime Why the fuck doesn't this exist in real life?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:57:57 No.13843898 >>13843886 What if I just want to be friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:58:20 No.13843901 >>13843880 Wow. The amount of Kool-Aid you have to consume to hold that position must be insane.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:59:09 No.13843902 >>13843894 I bet she'd wrap you in her warm body and tell you encouraging things and praise.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:59:40 No.13843906 >>13843890 Is that SCP-999?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:59:40 No.13843907 >>13843865 I have an impression powerful girls in MGE world there don't have that much of an upper hand at obtaining husbands over normal MGs. KC preserving his they're-all-super-approachable-and-happy-to-be-chosen fetish and alike.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:59:42 No.13843908 >>13843894 Because we need a little cruelty in order to emphasize the sweet things in life that we could have.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 12:59:42 No.13843909 >>13843888 Nigga you wot. Monsters are superior and good at everything and beatiful and smart, weren't for the fact they don't have men you'd think they'd bother with us?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:01:33 No.13843914 >>13843898 Please don't blue-ovary her, she's had enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:01:40 No.13843915 Hey guys Trader Anon here, for those who follow my story on Anonkun I am going to start an hour early (6:30 PM Eastern) so people can catch up on stuff I wanted to post last session as well as some round table discussion to some things.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:02:33 No.13843918 >>13843888 >>13843901 Err, me not understands anons, What do you mean? Did I fuck up that badly? I thought this to be fair point, and I do see DE as something separate from monsters that humans might make handy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:02:37 No.13843919 I want a Christmas cake Succubus and her Arachne friend to tie me up and use me as their toy all night!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:02:54 No.13843920 >>13843882 >with multiple limbs she forms brushes and combs while dressing you with other limbs all at the same time Anon... You ARE the limbs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:02:56 No.13843921 >>13843909 I'm not actually sure if this is sarcasm or not which probably means it's really good sarcasm, but yes, you probably have a point there. But please, let's not pretend they're less "mary sue" than they actually are.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:03:00 No.13843922 >>13843906 It's an orange slime and it has tits. Is she not making you happy already?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:03:49 No.13843925 File: 1.02 MB, 2500x4000, Kikimora chasing out the Shoggoths.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843536 This means WAR.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:04:41 No.13843927 >>13843922 I'm not into slimes, but they are cute. I would snuggle her. If she promises not to get her slime all over my sheets.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:04:51 No.13843928 >>13843918 >DE >Demonic Energy or MAMONO MANA >separate from monsters You know what? Fine, you win. I do not get paid enough for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:05:45 No.13843930 >>13843921 I AM saying they are Mary sue as fuck and as such glorified. Hell, a man can't him back to human pushy after "tasting the pleasure of a monster only once."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:06:04 No.13843931 >>13843918 I think it's a great idea. What's more human than harnessing the resources around them to advance? Though it does bring up the question of how to harvest demonic energy for power. Do you just have to fuck a monster near the generator?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:06:45 No.13843932 >>13843928 Should have just quoted the guide dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:08:10 No.13843935 >>13843930 Really, one time is enough? I totally forgot about that.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:10:03 No.13843938

>>13843925
Please, if anyone is familiar with sweeping things under the rug, it's Kikis. Their resolve towards order and cleanliness is unbreakable, and any attempt to make a mess in front of them will be met with such aggression that even the great Demon Lords of yesteryear would quake in terror.

They won't be going anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:10:08 No.13843939 >>13843930 I HATE MY PHONE I HATE MY PHONE I HATE MY PHONE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:10:10 No.13843940 Would you rather have a harem of human girls or stay monogamous with a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:10:48 No.13843942 File: 148 KB, 544x775, 1430837120503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843925 Kikis are old and busted, Shoggoths are the new hotness.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:11:10 No.13843943 >>13843935 Yeah, but remember, it's all "hyperbole". Monsters aren't OP as fuck, no sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:11:16 No.13843944 >>13843940 monogamous I'm not really interested in having a harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:11:35 No.13843945 >>13843940 The latter. Didn't even have to think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:11:39 No.13843946 >>13843697 The man can't even finish a sandwich, let alone a series. So probably not many.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:12:16 No.13843947 >>13843942 >says this while posting a kiki Brain problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:12:26 No.13843948 >>13843940 I'd stay monogamous to an MG even over a monster harem, that question though is just ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:12:51 No.13843951 >>13843939 Are you sure you're not just mindbroken from glorious monster pushy?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:13:05 No.13843952 >>13843932 No, I refuse to do other people's research.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:13:42 No.13843957 >>13843940 The will become kikis, my dick is tainted.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:14:07 No.13843959 >>13843943 They aren't? Ho boy, sure am glad to hear that. I mean, I would be pretty stupid if they were.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:14:22 No.13843960 >>13843942 >Not liking both. Imagine the threesomes anon. Imagine the Shoggoth using her tentacles to push you and the Kiki together while whispering to the Kiki that she should be more honest about her feelings. Dick the maids anon. Dick the maids.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:15:11 No.13843962 >>13843959 >*It would

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:15:42 No.13843964 File: 596 KB, 800x760, b78e49df6d76b8b94ddb0ad719cd8700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So why do you think Ushi-Onis wear that eyepatch thingy anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:16:13 No.13843965 >>13843940 Monogamy. I just wish I could find the right monstergirl...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:16:50 No.13843967 >>13843964 It's a seal that allows them to not rape you sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:17:00 No.13843969 >>13843960 NAY! Kikis are love and life, any man who keeps a kiki and a shoggoth is no nigga mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:18:21 No.13843975 >>13843969 But think about it. If the shoggoth is helping, that's just more time the kiki has to cuddle with her master.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:19:04 No.13843977 File: 943 KB, 1414x2000, 1426185518872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843964 To seal away their sex mojo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:19:51 No.13843978 >>13843943 He's said that the Wandering Scholar is biased against monsters. They're more perfect than they appear. KC only uses the hyperbole card when you bring up something that threatens the superiority of the Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:20:28 No.13843981 >>13843975 Once more, I say thee nay!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:20:35 No.13843982 >>13843290 It looks like her clothes are just flaps of skin that could open at any time to reveal something that's truly horrifying underneath.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:20:38 No.13843983

>>13843964
>eyepatch thingy
Anon, we've been over this several times dozens of times before.
It's a magical seal that seals off a lot of their pent up rapeyness and aggressiveness.
Wild Ushi-onis probably don't wear them which makes real sex-monsters compared to other mamono. Many wear them to be able to have some sort of control over themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:21:07 No.13843985 >>13843977 God I just want to bury myself in all that fluff. Imagine all that snuggling.

>>	Maritan Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:21:35 No.13843989 >>13843969 >Dick the maids Now where have I heard something similar... >Rape the maids I just got this idea of drawing Kohaku and Hisui as monster maids... I can't get it out of my mind now!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:22:00 No.13843990 >>13843985 Imagine the leglocking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:22:21 No.13843992 >>13843978 Do you not understand sarcasm?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:22:21 No.13843993 >Come home from work >Hear video game noises >'Must be the wife kicking back' you think >Walk into living room >See toddler monster girl daughteru is 'playing' mostly by mashing the buttons and D Pad with her whole baby hands. Status of your heart

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:22:58 No.13843995 >>13843985 I wonder if there are spidercows with busts as big as the Holstaurs or Minotaurs.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:23:00 No.13843996

>>13843967
>>13843977
That sounds so chuuni.
>>13843978
>you bring up something that threatens the superiority of the Demon Lord.

I bet the Demon lord paid the wandering Scholar to write all that shit because she knows a human/MG alliance would kick her ass.
>>13843985
Be careful, she may not know her own strength.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:24:01 No.13843999 >>13843993 She's mimicking the way I play fighting games. Makes me proud that she learned from the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:24:53 No.13844001 >>13843964 It's an ofuda, Google it. No, it's not official that it turns down their rapeyness, just threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:25:09 No.13844002 File: 103 KB, 294x600, 016993f712e781ab15e4971690949598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843996 Chuunis? In MGE? Surely you jest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:25:34 No.13844003 >>13843993 Gently tease her for her crappy Function loadout, tell her how to maximize Jaunt() to do the most damage, and then help her beat Sybil. My little girl will learn to play Transistor properly if it kills me!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:26:16 No.13844006 >>13843999 I want to hit you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:27:14 No.13844009 File: 1.61 MB, 1200x1500, hiroko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13843977 Chocolate Ushis are the best Ushis

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:28:04 No.13844011
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>>13843989
I'm curious, what are your feeling towards attracted opposites?

Like a buff bara-esque dude getting stalked by a petite Lich. Or a short, meek bishie becoming the object of affections for some energetic, sporty Werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:29:12 No.13844016 >>13844006 Do it then!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:29:35 No.13844017 >>13844002 That's more like the MG equivelent of a teenage daughter who listens to..I dunno death metal and wears black and doesn't want to act girly and...shit. >>13844009 I want to take her out to a fancy restaurant.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:29:38 No.13844018

>Shoggoth tries to muscle into a man's home
>He already has a Kikimora
>The Kikimora, oddly, accepts the intruder
>Everything's fine for about 3 days
>He's awoken by some noises in the middle of the night, but it's storming out so he thinks it's just that
>Gets up to take a piss, sees a light in the backyard as he walks down the hall
>The Kikimora's out there digging a hole
>There's a big sack sitting on the ground a few feet away
>The next day, the Kikimora explains that the Shoggoth girl got a call from home and had to leave suddenly

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:29:38 No.13844019 >>13844011 This means I'd end up attracting a short, buff, outgoing, completely dominative monster girl. So long as it's one of my top 5 species, I'll be fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:33:04 No.13844023 >>13844016 LP, LP, F, LK, FP DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS!

>>	Maritan Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:33:27 No.13844024 >>13844011 Both sound absolutely great to me... Also sounds kinda Hilarious. Though maybe a petite Lich at some Bear mode of a man. I love bear mode~ The giant cuddly bear.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:34:05 No.13844026 >>13844018 YES/10

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:34:44 No.13844027 >>13844017 I would like to see how a fancy restaurant accommodates the needs of different MG, like how would you make Ushi-Oni friendly utensils that still look fancy?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:35:55 No.13844032 >>13844023 >Not Misogi Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:36:23 No.13844034 >>13844027 I'm sure they'd find a way. Just put some dolphins and flower engravings onto them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:36:46 No.13844036 >>13844027 My guess is, just larger, easier-to-hold silverware. Maybe with leather grips on them for convenience. The real question is how they'd make Harpy-friendly utensils.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:41:34 No.13844040 >>13844032 My SF is rusty. Near fossilized really.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:42:03 No.13844041

Well, ughh... Looking at the new girl once again, I actually think the lower half MIGHT be her husband. That nasty mouth and two larger eyes just by the sides of it kinda give off an impression of a face.

Anyhow, I'm finding all these speculations and bets before the TL essentially comes out to be kinda entertaining. So here's a >shit poll on this one and let's see how good collective Anon at predicting.

http://www.strawpoll.me/5064227

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:46:29 No.13844047 >>13844041 >Obviously loaded question >Making it so anyone who disagrees with you has to pick the obvious SJW choice Wow, you're right. That is a shit poll.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:47:38 No.13844053 >>13844041 She's an abomination, so I think it's only her lower body, what I'd like to know is whats under those "cloths", all I see are "eyes" everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:48:01 No.13844057 >>13844047 Do I need to explain jokes to you again? This is why we need Clown Girl Monster girls people!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:48:43 No.13844059 File: 26 KB, 540x540, serveimage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844047

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:49:28 No.13844062 >>13844047 >Not recognizing parody when you see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:49:42 No.13844064 >>13844057 oh god no

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:49:44 No.13844065 >>13844057 NO WE DON'T. WE REALLY DON'T. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DEAL WITH THAT.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:49:45 No.13844066 >>13844047 I just tried to be maymay, take it easy man. Both choices are pretty clear. And I voted for #1, actually. I still think it's all her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:49:53 No.13844068 >>13844057 To hell with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:50:52 No.13844071 >>13844064 >>13844065 >>13844068 Sorry but if this guy keeps missing jokes we're gonna need them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:51:40 No.13844072 >>13844057 >>13844071 I want a manticore that wears clown makeup and has a honking tailpussy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:51:55 No.13844073 >>13844018 Y'know, it's weird. I like kikis, and I like yanderes, but I don't like the combination.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:52:44 No.13844075 >>13844071 Just because somebody doesn't get jokes doesn't mean you have to risk all of our lives, anon. >>13844072 As somebody who's into Manticores, I have to say you disgust me. You disgrace manticorefags everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:54:40 No.13844080 >>13844057 >Clown MGs That's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:54:54 No.13844081 >>13844075 >Just because somebody doesn't get jokes doesn't mean you have to risk all of our lives, anon. She'd only want to make you laugh anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:54:56 No.13844082 File: 9 KB, 265x190, Shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844057 >>13844062 >>13844066 It's not easy for me to notice sarcasm when it's typed rather than spoken.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:54:58 No.13844083 >>13844017 Where do you think chuunis come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:55:32 No.13844086 >turns out it's not her husband >happy joy is had, KC is not so shit tier after all >it is her husband >rage, shitflings along with the satisfaction of I TOLD YOU SO amidst the burning wreckage OH MY, it's hard to choose which end to root for.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:56:33 No.13844090

>>13844081
Just so long as seduction attempts and murder aren't involved, and she's completely sane and doesn't have any tendencies involving torture or killing, I'm fine with hanging out with a clown girl who tells jokes. I just don't want to stick my dick in one. Do I need to bring up the honking clitoris again?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:57:54 No.13844096 >>13844086 Even if it's not her husband, it's still a disgusting abomination.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:59:37 No.13844098 >>13844086 It's her husband. It has something that looks like a face, mouth, eyes etc

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 13:59:46 No.13844099 >>13844086 People aren't going to discuss her much anyways, so it's not like either outcome matters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:01:54 No.13844102 >>13843290 That is pretty great. Just the right amount of abomination..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:11:21 No.13844119 >>13844102 But that's not zero.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:24:21 No.13844142 >>13844099 She's a maid and will have cross over in Kiki discussions so she'll probably see a bit of attention at least.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:28:29 No.13844150
File: 17 KB, 735x193, wikishit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Checked to see what other places think of the new girl out of curiosity and came across this.

I'm guessing it's not a merging situation and the whole "become one" thing is just the usual sex stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:32:11 No.13844156 >>13844150 Best maid confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:32:25 No.13844157 >>13844150 Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. So do I become purple goo to fuck her or no.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:32:33 No.13844158 >>13844150 Given that "Become One" seems to be a pretty common euphemism for sex in Japan, I'm gonna agree with you on that. Seriously, that's all over the place in doujins.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:33:36 No.13844161 >>13844157 No, "become one" is a sexual metaphor.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:35:06 No.13844165

>>13844150
Yeah that just seems like typical nip euphemism. Plus the way the first part is worded with her wanting to serve YOU (become his chair, etc.) it'd be more likely for her to fuse to YOU to help bolster your form instead. No one's getting goo'ed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:35:48 No.13844168 >>13844156 We already have a best maid, pal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:37:25 No.13844175 >>13844150 >I'm guessing it's not a merging situation and the whole "become one" thing is just the usual sex stuff. You'll be disappointed then.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:38:09 No.13844178 >>13843940 I have absolutely no interest in a harem. Probably because I am fine with so many types of MGs to begin with.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:38:55 No.13844179

So, a question on pacing I suppose. You know how monstergirls fuck like, all the time, right? One before breakfast, once during breakfast, once after breakfast, an hour after that, you get the picture. They fuck a lot. Now if you're reading a SoL story, do you want to read about all of that, or is it okay to sometimes mention fucking in passing?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:39:11 No.13844180 File: 153 KB, 636x358, Figmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I really tempted to buy a figma just to resculpt it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:40:10 No.13844186 >>13844150 Meh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:40:40 No.13844188 >>13844168 You mean that smelly old thing? Please, she belongs in the dumpster.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:40:41 No.13844189 >>13844180 Yes. Yes you are. Also, on a side note, am I the only one who feels like the EMG anime is just really awkward? Like, awkward timing, staying on a frame awkwardly long, awkward sounding VA's.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:41:14 No.13844190 Holy shit, up until now I was indifferent about kikis, but this new girl makes want the kiki-shoggoth combo so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:41:30 No.13844194 >>13844179 Just mention the fucking or imply it. Anyways, not all monsters are going to have a super libido.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:42:12 No.13844196 >>13844189 I'm not feeling any awkwardness personally. Actually I'm feeling the opposite, I think the timing on a lot of it is perfect, especially on the comedic sections.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:42:13 No.13844197 >>13844188 >implying the words of abominationfags mean anything

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:43:44 No.13844202 >>13844179 It's whatever. If I'm actually reading something from someone then I'll trust their ability to make it interesting to me either way. More lewd stuff is usually nice though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:49:26 No.13844212 >>13844197 >Wanting a flithy wolf over a sleek and smooth shoggy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:50:41 No.13844215 >>13844212 See >>13844197

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:50:41 No.13844216 >>13844197 >>13844212 Samefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:50:55 No.13844217 >>13844180 Venus De Milko?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:51:56 No.13844219 File: 14 KB, 357x102, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844216 Are you sure about that mate?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:52:49 No.13844223 >>13844180 Do it digitally in ZBrush and 3D print it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:53:14 No.13844226 >>13844219 Nice paint skills.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:54:13 No.13844229 >>13844226 >>13844219 Samefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:54:46 No.13844231 File: 831 KB, 1200x1745, 1438196086987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] isn't it sad

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:55:03 No.13844233 >>13844226 I must be pretty fast then. >>13844229 No U.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:55:15 No.13844234 File: 2.56 MB, 2000x2500, lessbluedragonbutgreenandtan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844226 >ZBrush I'll look into it. I've been wanting to try 3d modeling as it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:56:12 No.13844240 I want to eat out the tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:56:37 No.13844242 >>13844234 >3d modeling It's a pain in the ass, but bipeds are pretty sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:57:22 No.13844246 >>13844231 This will have a happy ending. i know it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:58:17 No.13844249 File: 77 KB, 252x340, 1436295243978.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844231 >this is the moment her heart shatters I wonder if there would be monstergirls with separation anxiety of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:58:55 No.13844250 File: 388 KB, 500x490, a very tame and innocent monster girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844240 lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:58:57 No.13844251 >>13844246 >happy ending Oh sure, because she totally deserves one :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:59:54 No.13844253 >>13844251 She does

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 14:59:58 No.13844254 >>13844240 I'd try it if my waifu really wanted me to.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:00:26 No.13844257 >>13844251 You act as if the mom will be dead permanently.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:00:53 No.13844259 File: 828 KB, 1200x1749, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844251 I mean she does

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:01:09 No.13844260 >>13844251 She just wanted to molest a shota, but everyone had to be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:01:29 No.13844264 >>13844251 She does. That kid is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:01:56 No.13844266 >>13844253 >>13844257 >>13844259 >>13844260 >>13844264 MIDF pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:02:52 No.13844270 >>13844266 She did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:04:16 No.13844274 File: 514 KB, 1200x1744, 1436309661519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844266 Are you gonna bitch every time yanmoth is brought up?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:04:23 No.13844275 >>13844266 Are you an alp? Pls be in london

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:05:59 No.13844280 >>13844270 >>13844274 >>13844275 Moth a shit. Deal with it, shotalords.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:07:17 No.13844281 >>13844280 She's a cute moth that just wants a little boy to love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:07:24 No.13844282 >>13844280 Someone is salty.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:07:54 No.13844283 >>13844274 Are you gonna bitch everytime someone doesn't like your murder waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:08:33 No.13844285 >>13844280 You sound like a salty buttershit. don't you have innocent children to torture?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:09:07 No.13844288 >>13844282 >>13844285 >le mad maymay You can do better than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:10:59 No.13844291 >>13844288 I bet you're the sort of person that starts hate monstergirls based on hypothetical greentext scenarios, which has happened in these threads before mind you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:11:00 No.13844292 >>13844282 >>13844285 Samefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:11:50 No.13844295 >>13844288 >>13844292 Ye, na, I'm onto you BIDF

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:12:22 No.13844297 >>13844291 Anon, you don't get a special prize for assumptions. Now, take a deep breath, and try again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:13:14 No.13844300 >>13844250 Oh you don't know the half of it. I might even kiss her softly and tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:13:33 No.13844302 >>13844234 If you do, be sure to check out the tutorials on CGPeers. I'd really like to see what you make.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:13:54 No.13844304 >>13844295 I wonder who's behind this post...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:14:02 No.13844306 File: 326 KB, 800x800, 99e18e16017a48070cac691b3644dff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:15:16 No.13844310 >>13844304 I bet it's one of those salty faggot butterflies. I bet they just want to harvest so much anger that the salt crystallizes so that when they shatter, their shards are all that more jagged and painful. Cruel cunts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:16:14 No.13844315 >>13844288 But that's about it, you are so mad about mothgirls and I love them so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:16:16 No.13844316 >>13844306 >Not a tower shield. Bitch please. Where is my armored buffspider juggernaut?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:16:30 No.13844318 >>13844310 Butterflies > Moths

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:17:17 No.13844319 >>13844318 My opinion > Your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:17:42 No.13844320 >>13844315 >No anon, I actually can't do better than that Well, that's a shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:18:20 No.13844327 >>13844319 Stop replying to him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:18:59 No.13844330 >>13844319 >opinion Facts anon, facts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:19:27 No.13844332 >>13844310 >butterflies are evil I love this meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:21:42 No.13844342 >>13844327 What, and let the butterfly menace go unchecked? >>13844330 >facts You know that facts reside in the realm of reality, right? Besides, Arachnids > Insects, anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:23:52 No.13844350 >>13844342 >spoiler Now you've become true evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:26:47 No.13844358 File: 355 KB, 2095x3019, 12453235456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844280 Moth is love and life

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:28:50 No.13844360 >>13844358 >lying on the internet

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:29:20 No.13844362 >>13844350 If it is evil to love the superior species then call me toblerone.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:29:21 No.13844363 >>13843290 >tfw I put Mindflayer under my Mermaid folder >Because it says they come from the deep ocean >New girl comes out >It's Yog Shoggoth >... >Right-click >New Folder >F2 >Abominations This one's actually pretty cute, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:30:14 No.13844365 >>13844362 >toblerone A fitting name for such a vile fiend.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:32:46 No.13844370 >>13844234 Nice. I think the green should be darker, though. What a way to propose, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:34:01 No.13844371 >>13844363 I also put the Mindflayer and Shoggoth in the MGE subfolder of my aquatic monstergirls folder.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:34:01 No.13844372 >>13844362 Tfw no qt mermaid to toblerone time with

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:34:02 No.13844373

>>13844365
>a vile fiend
Cheap words, but what are you gonna do about it? I await your feeble attempts to prove my love for spider grills within the innermost sanctum of my dungeons. Your conviction is to weak, you won't even get past my floor of lego and table leg corners.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:36:27 No.13844381 >>13844231 [Sad moth noises]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:36:35 No.13844382 File: 248 KB, 1200x900, ec9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:37:27 No.13844385 >>13844373 >within the innermost sanctum of my dungeons What the hell man? I don't make you jump through hoops when I invite you, do I?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:37:55 No.13844389 >>13844382 arigatou crabman!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:38:35 No.13844392 >>13844382 Fuck off crabman, you make mediocre harem shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:38:37 No.13844393 >>13844385 >bringing beer >not jumping through hoops You will feel my pain through an eternity of stubbed toes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:39:03 No.13844395 >>13844382 Can I get bunny and eyepatch girls instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:39:46 No.13844397 >all these idiots willing to stay with their mother's killer I am utterly disgusted.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:39:59 No.13844399 >>13844393 You know, I'm really questioning the quality of our friendship...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:40:25 No.13844401 >>13844382 Go back to the /a/ threads with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:41:02 No.13844402 >>13844231 Well maybe if she wasn't Yan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:41:16 No.13844403 >>13844397 >expecting anything else from starved virgins

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:42:08 No.13844405 >>13844402 Yanderes do nothing wrong. She just wants to be loved!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:42:08 No.13844406 >>13844397 Moth Mommy > Human Mommy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:43:20 No.13844410 >>13844382 ARIGATOU CRABMAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:44:13 No.13844413 >>13844397 The fact that they want to be little boys is equally disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:44:25 No.13844414 >>13844406 >you will never see a lonely, motherly monstergirl kidnap a boy from his abusive motheru I love my mom, but these adoption scenarios interest the fuck out of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:45:51 No.13844420 >>13844413 Are you from /gfd/ by chance?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:48:15 No.13844424 >>13844189 I mean, let's be for real, here. If you were a voice actress playing the role of a centaur girl/lamia from an ecchi manga, it'd be pretty weird. Papi's VA seemed to be excited for it, at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:48:36 No.13844425 >>13844420 The fuck is /gfd/?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:50:08 No.13844430

>>13844424
Miia is just too... I dunno. Centore's VA fits rather well, and doesn't sound as awkward. I agree, Papi's sounds lie she's having fun, but what the fuck was with Suu? It's like a 30 year old trying to sound like a baby trying to sound like a slime girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:50:13 No.13844432 >>13844397 No one asked her to get in the way of true love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:50:19 No.13844433 >>13844403 THERE ARE LIMITS!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:51:13 No.13844436 File: 310 KB, 1233x1800, 84eae4d8079d0e1f7a9353d9a47ae0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844425 Okay, nevermind then. Also, there's really no reason to get your panties in a twist over the things people self-insert into.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:51:38 No.13844437 >>13844425 A general over on /d/ for gentle femdom, aka cute cuddly femdom with a dominative girl and no pain or insults.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:51:46 No.13844439 >>13844433 Or at the very least, there should be, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:52:50 No.13844444 >>13844437 >cute cuddly femdom with a dominative girl and no pain or insults So... not femdom?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:53:08 No.13844445 >>13844430 To be fair, Wasn't Suu still learning how to talk at this point in the manga? She's a lot more talkative later, so maybe her voice will sound better. I'm pretty sure you can hear it during the opening.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:53:15 No.13844450 >>13844437 I see. Much obliged. >>13844436 My panties are doing well, thanks for asking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:54:00 No.13844452 >>13844444 Quints are checked. And basically it's just a fancy way of saying a girl as the top and the controlling one in the bedroom, but no serious S&M stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:54:00 No.13844453 >>13844437 They also dislike the mother/son incest, or incest of any sort that occurs here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:54:34 No.13844454 >>13844444 How is sex with a dominant woman not femdom?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:55:54 No.13844458 >>13844454 Because "dominant" encompasses a bit more than being on top.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:56:09 No.13844461 >>13844444 Femdom varies quite a lot, unless you're going by the generalization presented in these threads by those who dislike it.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:57:09 No.13844465

>>13844453
Fags. Incest cuddledom is best.
>You'll never have a distantly related Wight aunt decide that it's time to take a husband, and hire some one to search the annals for her current closest relative. To keep her bloodline pure.
>She'll never show up out of the blue, and take you away to her castle upon a cliff face overlooking the seas and rolling hills, where thunderous clouds are like a constant backdrop, that instill you with a mood to do nothing but cuddle the Wight before the fireplace.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:58:21 No.13844469

>>13844454
It's not femdom if the only thing that makes it "femdom" is you laying back like a doormat and letting her do whatever she wants with no effort or dominating behaviour.

By the same token a girl laying on her back and having missionary sex with a man isn't maledom, it's just normal sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:58:58 No.13844470 >>13844405 They want to kill people around me! That is wrong! She's acting childish and doesn't want to share!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 15:59:38 No.13844472 File: 155 KB, 447x700, 1433881095166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844465

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:00:27 No.13844475 >>13844465 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:00:49 No.13844476 >>13844358 >those hairy legs Eugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:02:09 No.13844478 >>13844476 They're fuzzy, not hairy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:03:15 No.13844480 File: 161 KB, 868x982, 1435854238138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to take my Wolfstack for walkies!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:03:44 No.13844483 >>13844478 There's a difference?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:04:34 No.13844485 >>13844475 I pity you, you sad creature.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:05:43 No.13844487 >>13844485 Go cuddle your mommy, shota-kun.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:05:49 No.13844488

>>13844249

It's very sad, but it's conflicting. I mean, she did kill the mother. That's not really acceptable. At all. There's no doubt she loves him, but killing family members and loved ones is problematic. On the other hand, she's clearly desperate and nutters, and she was afraid she was going to lose him (and she did, because of her actions).

So I'm kind of torn. I can't help but feel badly for her, even though what she did was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:06:47 No.13844489 >>13843290 What. Why is there a frying pan there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:07:03 No.13844490 >>13844487 You sound very perplexed about something which has no effect on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:07:47 No.13844492 >>13844488 >>13844249 She's learning. Unlike other Yandere's she can learn what her actions do. Eventually she'll learn what is wrong and right and get the boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:07:52 No.13844493 >>13844488 She's a timelord, so it's not like the mom is dead forever. That, and she's bound to learn from her mistakes throughout each cycle until she finally wins him over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:08:04 No.13844495 >>13844489 I'm more concerned about the wide serial killer smile she has.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:08:07 No.13844496 >>13844489 Because she's going to cook you breakfast and clean the counters and give you head all at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:08:28 No.13844497 >>13844489 She was cooking?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:08:55 No.13844498 >>13844490 >You sound very perplexed Go project somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:10:01 No.13844500 Paladin Idol enticing young human sonnus to lewd boy making human marriage when? http://trollvids.com/video/28092/%E3%80%90MMD%E3%80%91paladin-haku-R-18

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:10:37 No.13844501

>>13844489
She's a shapeshifter. It's part of her, anon.
She's gonna cook you breakfast on it, then she's gonna be your chair while you eat your breakfast on a plate made of her, then she'll scrub you down with a brush made from her.
You'll learn how wonderful her touch is, and that you don't need any other tool than her.
The more I think about it, the more Yandere Shoggoth sounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:14:46 No.13844513 >>13843290 allright, im scared

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:15:15 No.13844514 >>13843290 THIS IS WHY I WANTED THAT SLIGHTLY YANDERE BOLT CUTTER KIKIMORA SHE WAS PROTECTING ME FROM THIS.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:17:03 No.13844520 >>13844514 Too late.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:18:39 No.13844524 >>13844514 Eh, nothing a little fire can't fix.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:19:25 No.13844528 >another maid MG KC where is my flight attendant MG? A nurse MG? A police officer MG? A cheerleader MG? A schoolgirl MG? When are you going to redraw a blue oni as an office lady?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:19:28 No.13844529 >>13844498 >Y-you're projecting!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:21:02 No.13844532 >>13843321 >abomination maid with black sclera You know how it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:21:24 No.13844533 >>13844528 I want a Christmas cake Blue Oni office lady and her Red cousin to take me out drinking before heading home and having a wild threesome!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:21:34 No.13844535 >>13844528 Yeah, all of them would fit really nice in MGE medieval fantasy setting

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:22:37 No.13844536 >>13843321 He already did a Mindflayer maid one-shot, so I wonder where he's going with this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:23:14 No.13844538 >>13844500 That's not a Paladin, it's a succubus disguising her tail and horns with magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:23:38 No.13844540 >>13844535 They didn't have maids dressed like that in medieval times ya dingus.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:24:19 No.13844542 >>13844535 You've already got ninjas and magical girls and archers wearing berets, may as well drop the pretense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:25:17 No.13844549 >>13844536 Dagon pastiche

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:30:53 No.13844570 >>13844358 the perfect female specimen

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:33:42 No.13844577 >>13844570 I'd commit pedophilia with her, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:36:21 No.13844583

>>13844475
I'm at a point were even the thought of have sex with someone non-blood related has started feeling wrong. If it wasn't for the increased risk of genetic anomalies that occurs after multiple generations of inbreeding I would argue that incest should be the one and only acceptable form of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:37:37 No.13844588 >>13844583 Well then...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:37:54 No.13844589 >>13844583 I'm not into incest or anything, but I pity you and fear the shitstorm you're about to face, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:38:31 No.13844590 >>13844583 You know in this particular scenario, she's centuries your senior. From a genetic viewpoint can that argument even be made?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:39:37 No.13844593 >>13843290 But how much of my Semen can she clean within the stopped time?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:40:46 No.13844596 >>13844583 Mamono mana prevents flipper babies from ever occurring, so that's that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:42:31 No.13844602 >>13844596 How rude! Dolphin daughterus are just fine, you racist!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:45:09 No.13844607 File: 283 KB, 758x691, 1438008907634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844583 The fuck is wrong with you, nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:46:29 No.13844610 >>13844583 I agree. I want my onee-chan to suck my cock for reals.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:48:17 No.13844614 puu dot sh/jhSZd/f73f8f1a99.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:48:38 No.13844615 >>13843290 >https://youtu.be/t0URLGsf1e0

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:49:37 No.13844617 >>13843290 I want to kill her with a mecha made of friendship and Rainbows!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:50:24 No.13844621 >>13843290 >All these chaos girls coming out. Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:50:34 No.13844622 >>13844614 Neato.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:51:45 No.13844629 >>13844617 Get out of here Toqgers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:52:53 No.13844632 >>13844614 oh my

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:54:25 No.13844639 I want Mari to be punch bullied by Touma, Saitama, Goku and Superman!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:55:13 No.13844641 >>13844615 >tfw Arkham will probably be the name for the realm of the Chaos monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:56:01 No.13844643 >>13844614 pawjob right now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:57:11 No.13844647 >>13844639 >turning her into a fine paste >bullying That's bullshit, but carry on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 16:58:19 No.13844649 >>13844614 I want to hotdog that bunny butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:01:41 No.13844656 >>13844639 I want a 'Strongest Anonymous' with Mari, Dreulla, Hellhound, an Oni, an Unsealed Ushi Oni and Pharaoh who are sitting around trying to help each other realize they aren't the strongest after losing to Touma, Saitama, Goku and Superman!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:03:31 No.13844659 File: 17 KB, 300x300, 1433122526245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844656 Maybe you should add Naruto in there for good measure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:03:36 No.13844660 >>13844614 >That everything The erection in my pants demands this to be finished ASAP

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:03:53 No.13844661 >>13843290 Oh man I wonder what fetish she'll cater to.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:04:57 No.13844664 >>13844500 ONE HUNDRED BABIES!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:05:41 No.13844666 >>13844659 >naruto >not Uchiha Madara Who_can_defeat_madara.txt

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:06:25 No.13844667 >>13844659 What a daring post!

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:11:26 No.13844680

>>13844656
>"He beat me in a test of strength and didn't even rape me!"
>The others gasp in horror as a sad Ushi tries to console the crying Pharaoh
>An Apophis tries to contain her laughter from the doorway
>It sure was worth sending a letter to those heroes about a villain in the desert

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:11:32 No.13844681 >>13844659 Problem with that. People like the characters I posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:14:21 No.13844684 Does anybody have any good smut stories with Christmas cake monsters? Bonus points for Blue Oni or any type of Arachne, but those aren't necessary

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:16:09 No.13844689 >>13844684 There's fucking tons, go look for them you lazy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:17:55 No.13844700 >>13844684 I want a story about a depressed christmas cake ushi-oni who's tired of guys being scared of her looks and just wants to be loved. I should get good and write it myself but I'm more lazy than an ant arachne.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:19:09 No.13844708 >>13844684 http://pastebin.com/WnJuSfkF http://pastebin.com/4t9YMEMT http://pastebin.com/rgkj74aE http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:19:13 No.13844709 File: 47 KB, 317x500, AntofChocolate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844700 Want some Chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:20:59 No.13844720 >>13844708 Thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:21:18 No.13844723 >>13844709 I'm trying to eat better but that's some chocolate I can't say no to.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:27:36 No.13844746 File: 227 KB, 850x572, sample-b56d37b79c89021237eca111d24422fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844661 >>13843290 is this something from hp lovecraft?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:28:40 No.13844749 >>13844746 You already know the answer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:28:58 No.13844751 >>13844746 see >>13843324

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:29:46 No.13844755 >>13844746 Did you even bother reading the thread?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:30:39 No.13844762

>>13844680
>Mari steps up
>'Hi my name is Mari.'
>'HI MARI!'
>'I once thought I was strong. Then this bald guy came up to me, said I was causing trouble. Of course I was causing trouble, I'm evil!'
>'Preach it!'
>'So I told him no, next thing I knew my jaw was broken. Feeling offended I tried shooting a black hole at him. Resonable right?'
>They all nod
>'W-Well, just when I thought I had him...he...he...HE PUNCHED THE BLACK HOLE!'
>Gasp
>'It's not right. I remember when the hardest a man could punch was a boulder.' Oni shakes her head

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:31:06 No.13844763 >>13844746 Yes anon, and she's probably gonna be a huge dom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:34:15 No.13844771 >>13844746 I want to like this... But that smile... It looks so depraved, like the one on the Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:41:31 No.13844793 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, 1432305109611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good boys support the Monster Empire for all the hard work they do to give you a happy and secure life. Don't tell me you're one of those ungrateful brats.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:42:22 No.13844797 >>13844150 Forniphilia fetish? Fantastic meido.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:43:17 No.13844800 >>13844793 N-No Ma'am

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:44:13 No.13844801 >>13844793 No ma'am, In fact I happen to be a Stabsfieldwebel in her glorious army! I jump out of planes!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:45:29 No.13844804 >>13844793 Sorry, but I'm with the MGRAF. We got Cheshires and Mad Hatters and March Hare's and Jabberwock's and all other manner of Monsters so British they shit the Queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:45:32 No.13844805 >>13844746 I dont think lovecraft had any maid abominations.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:46:44 No.13844809 Just a thought on the Shoggoth, all those yellow things are eyes right? She must get some crazy views during sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:48:02 No.13844813 >>13844805 Shoggoth's are a "slave race" to the Old ones in The Mountains of Maddness. So expect Bling Giant albino penguin girls soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:48:31 No.13844814 >>13844793 Sorry can't hear you over me breaking your slaves out using my powers as an Apostle of the God of Justice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:54:02 No.13844825 >>13844809 Not more than gazer, unless she has eyes inside there too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:54:09 No.13844827 File: 346 KB, 531x580, 9ae2d6e98202f44cc3f4e93c1a750ed3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844793 What if I want to consort with a Werecat?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:56:08 No.13844835 I wonder how MGC Maid Central feels about this new breed of meido MG...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:57:12 No.13844839 >>13844835 I'm sure they've gotten a counsel together to discuss it by now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:57:32 No.13844840 >>13844835 Foreign Exchange Meido from Beyond the Tentacle-Pussy Plane.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:57:54 No.13844843 >>13844839 Nah they're too busy waiting on that one Kiki who became a Sumo because of her master

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 17:58:40 No.13844846 >>13844835 What if she's the head of the MGC Maid Central.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:00:07 No.13844853 What happens if a Hinezumi challenges you to a fight and you refuse because you're on a quest to find your perfect waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:01:22 No.13844858 >>13844382 ARIGATOU CRABMAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:04:23 No.13844866 >>13844853 She becomes your perfect waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:04:24 No.13844867 >>13844843 The softest Maido for snuggling

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:05:32 No.13844870 >>13844866 Whether he likes it or not?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:07:01 No.13844879 >>13844843 The most dedicated maid ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:12:50 No.13844898 >>13844825 What you did, I see it motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:13:48 No.13844905 >>13844825 Go to bed, Micolash

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:15:10 No.13844910 I want to train a pair of elves to be plump and haughty!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:15:24 No.13844912 >>13844853 You tell her nah and she fucks off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:16:22 No.13844915 >>13844905 KOS O S M

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:17:26 No.13844923 >>13844910 How.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:20:04 No.13844944 >>13844853 She insists until you fight her, or someone claims you. Or you tell her you have a heart condition or some shit and she'll leave.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:21:01 No.13844951

>>13844923
I have my ways.
I shall take them to the finest teachers of poise and dignity until they are proud, demanding girls.
I shall also hand craft their meals to ensure maximum effectiveness.
By the end of their lessons they will be as hauty as a dragon and soft as can be!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:22:09 No.13844957 >>13844944 >Or you tell her you have a heart condition Mamono mana will fix it, just as it will fix your unwillingness to waifu that Hinezumi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:23:31 No.13844959 >>13844957 What if we throw the fight? She only husbandos those stronger than her after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:25:01 No.13844967 I wanna give a Wurm a back massage.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:25:11 No.13844969 >>13844959 Mamono mana will make you stronger than her just so you can waifu her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:25:32 No.13844972 >>13844951 Anon you cannot release them into the world!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:26:39 No.13844978 >>13844972 Don't listen to this Anon! Release them! Release them all!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:27:07 No.13844983 >>13844972 I must! They shall pave a new future for the elves as soft, demanding mistresses!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:27:59 No.13844988 >>13844983 >>13844978 No you shall doom us all!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:28:28 No.13844990 >>13844969 What if I just fall over after the first kick and pretend to be knocked out? I mean, she's got kung fu skills and I've got nothing. Or should I just run for it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:29:00 No.13844992 >>13844988 This Anon is a fool! He is blinded by his ignorance! Release them! Populate the world with your creations!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:29:15 No.13844993 >>13844967 I wanna give a slime girl a full body massage.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:29:21 No.13844995

>>13844957
Mamono mana ain't an instafix for everything anon, you'd need constant exposure for a set amount of time, unless the mouse has a lich or lilim on hand. Besides, it's more about appealing to her warrior sense of fair play, you wouldn't fight a cripple would you anon? You totally would, you coward, but monsters such as hinezumi, lizardgirls and salmanders wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:32:30 No.13845008 File: 107 KB, 295x500, Arch imp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long has the arch imp been a thing?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:32:38 No.13845010 File: 3.38 MB, 3500x2500, 1438209158667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Break time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:33:00 No.13845012 >>13844988 >>13844992 I shall! A new caste of plump, dignified elves will be unleashed! Demanding their butler to bring them another snack as they ufufu!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:33:58 No.13845017 >>13845008 A long time. I want to say it was around the wonderland era of KC profiles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:34:02 No.13845018 >>13845010 Looks awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:34:50 No.13845025 >>13845012 Excellent! Excellent!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:34:53 No.13845026 >>13845012 They gun git raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:35:12 No.13845027 >>13845008 Years, I think. >>13845010 Is this what we call the dom bottom?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:36:15 No.13845039 >>13845017 >>13845027 Wow, how completly forgetable she is

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:37:44 No.13845047 >>13845039 It's just a powerful loli succubus that commands loli succubi that like to gangrape men. It's a bit boring.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:38:46 No.13845054

>>13845039
Regular imps don't get any attention either. Or lesser succubi. Or a lot of different things.

The one good piece of lore from the profile is that basically anything that levels up enough to be demigod-tier in KC land gets that white lilim hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:38:53 No.13845055 >>13845008 Too long without art of stories, hell even the regular imps get no attention. >>13845010 Doing god's work as usual.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:39:11 No.13845056

>>13845018
>>13845026
These are no average elves Anon!
They are skilled in the ways of the rapier and magic!
To take advantage of one would require great skill! And even then she may turn the tables while calling you a base creature!
If anything one must try and win their hearts if they wish to sample their creamy, soft mountains, see their big, bouncy bottoms, grab ahold of their wide hips or see their plush form in the nude!

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:39:59 No.13845062
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>>13844967
>Wurm.
>Not a strong, brown minotaur all sweaty from her daily exercise routine; her muscular body aching from neck to toe from knots for you to massage away with lewd oils before leading the panting mess she has become into the bath, where you scrub, clean and caress away any dirt or sweat she may have, all before leading her to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:41:18 No.13845070 >>13845056 anon stop my short can't get any tighter!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:41:43 No.13845073 >>13845062 Yes. Not that, a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:42:37 No.13845078 File: 160 KB, 323x446, 1423655463389c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845062 At least post a Minotaur that isn't shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:42:41 No.13845079 File: 207 KB, 567x620, Change is good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets all take a moment to appreciate change.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:43:38 No.13845086 >>13845054 >The one good piece of lore from the profile is that basically anything that levels up enough to be demigod-tier in KC land gets that white lilim hair. This means we can get white haired Oomukade with a god complex, perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:43:53 No.13845087 >>13845079 I like change, change is good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:44:02 No.13845088 >>13845056 Dex weapons are for fags and don't even get me started on magic. You are out of your fucking league.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:45:13 No.13845091 >>13845078 Minotaur is love. Would eat raging mushrooms for. >>13845079 I wish he'd update some of the other art too, he's really refined his style over the years.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:46:20 No.13845094 >>13845079 Come to think of it, what other girls desperatly need there art updated?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:46:44 No.13845095 >>13845094 Harpies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:47:31 No.13845097 >>13845079 >larger feet and hands >skinny, less plump legs >bitch face I can appreciate the technical aspect of the changes, but the overall design is worse. I'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:48:03 No.13845101 File: 966 KB, 987x2263, Cathyl6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845078 Those are fighting words, m8.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:48:08 No.13845102 File: 126 KB, 429x600, KC has come a looong way.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845094

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:48:23 No.13845103 >>13845094 Devil Bug

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:49:04 No.13845106 >>13845079 That's an exceptionally talented Lizardgirl we have there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:49:14 No.13845107 >>13845062 >>13845101 Slut

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:49:38 No.13845110 File: 284 KB, 802x520, latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845079 >>13845097 Just thought you might like this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:49:43 No.13845111 >>13845094 Pixie Their profile needs to be updated too, looking at their page is fucking depressing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:49:59 No.13845114 >>13845095 >>13845102 The older harpies could use a redraw. Hopefully he'll do them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:50:05 No.13845115 >>13845094 The slime family and black harpy.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:51:05 No.13845117

>>13845070
Don't worry Anon, you'll know you've hit it with one when they take you out on the town for dinner before calling you to their chambers, awaiting you in their finest neglige so that you can experience their rich bodies first hand.

>>13845088
I bet your wizard puts points in charisma

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:51:20 No.13845118 >>13845110 Now that's the kind of change I like.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:51:27 No.13845119 >>13845115 Gaint slug?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:51:29 No.13845120
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>>13844835
MGC Maid Central values all maids. It does not matter if they are feathery, scaly or made out of a withering mass of pulsating flesh. MGC Maid Central will do it's best to find the right Master for the right maid.

For this reason, MGC Maid Central welcomes the newly arrived Shoggoth maids and is sure that they will quickly find themselves good Master.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:52:34 No.13845125 >>13845119 Those too, pretty much anything from the early years.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 18:54:54 No.13845133 >wizard Did you listen to a word I said.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:00:19 No.13845152 File: 77 KB, 1280x720, 1310428764653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845107

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:01:12 No.13845155 >>13845152 SLUT L U T

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:01:20 No.13845156 File: 207 KB, 524x509, p027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fact: Suu is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:02:39 No.13845162 >>13845008 2011 or 2012.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:03:17 No.13845166 >>13845097 >larger feet and hands Not a bad thing, the previous ones looked awful >bitch face Beats emotionless murderer face

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:08:52 No.13845180 >>13845152 It's true tho

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:08:58 No.13845181 Hello. I have continued the requested Mantis story. I apologize for delaying. However, the story is not yet completed. I hope the advancement is enjoyable. http://pastebin.com/FhNaLCU9

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:11:13 No.13845187 >>13845181 ShibbleMcscreeber comes back, and now you. Welcome back brohan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:12:14 No.13845191 >>13844746 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo >Write about Shoggoth months ago >Hoping and praying that some day KC would stop being a faggot and go full Lovecraft >MFW he really did it >MFW she's even a meido

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:12:35 No.13845194 >>13845156 I want to teach a class of slimegirls. I feel like they'd be good students.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:16:09 No.13845202 >>13845181 >[Deleted]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:17:52 No.13845204 File: 191 KB, 622x374, SO TINY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna Cuddle a Medusa!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:19:35 No.13845211 >>13845204 I want to see more of that tittymonster Medusa. I want to see more variants of existing girls in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:22:00 No.13845218 >>13845204 The one on the right looks much more appealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:22:05 No.13845219 >>13845211 Agreed. >Twintails I just can't like twintails. Especially not tsundere twintails. Ponytail tsundere, though...

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:25:09 No.13845230
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>>13844905
>>13844825
>>13844813
>>13844809

>There are people that don't realize that a Shoggoth can essentially form it's body into anything it desires like various pseudopodia, claws, limbs, mouths, etc
>TFW she has eyes on the inside as well
>TFW Shoggoth is the end all to slime sex

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:25:55 No.13845235 >>13845204 Being cuddled by a Medusa seems uncomfortable. Those tails look like they're made of stone. And snake hair will never, ever be attractive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:26:07 No.13845237 >>13845204 Why is the front hair and the rest snakes?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:26:22 No.13845239 >>13845230 Micolash I swear to god if you awoo in my general area

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:27:26 No.13845241 >>13845239 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfYKbc1_a0

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:27:26 No.13845242 >>13845237 Something something magic something something don't have to explain shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:30:06 No.13845249 >>13845237 It's a wig. Monster or not, a girl has to maintain her appearance.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:32:25 No.13845256
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>>13845239
>>13845239

>Mindlfayers are basically Star-Spawn of Cthulhu
>Now we have Shoggothes from the Shelf of Leng
>Next will be Cthuugha, Nyarlathotep, Hastur the Unspeakable, Shub-Niggurath the Black Goat with a Thousand Young, Azatoth, Dagon, Hydra, Byakhee, Lloigor, Deep Ones, Cthulhu-Sama herself

AWOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:33:19 No.13845258 >>13845256 >Goat girl that wants one thousand babies Muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:33:33 No.13845260 >>13845256 >>13845241 MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:34:45 No.13845268 >>13845256 Hot female Wilbur Whateley when?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:35:29 No.13845273
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>>13845256
>Next will be Cthuugha, Nyarlathotep, Hastur the Unspeakable, Shub-Niggurath the Black Goat with a Thousand Young, Azatoth, Dagon, Hydra, Byakhee, Lloigor, Deep Ones, Cthulhu-Sama herself

I'm not going to lie all of that sounds terrifying and I kind of want it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:36:30 No.13845276 I want /lit/ and /x/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:36:40 No.13845278 >>13845273 Sahaugin are the girls of Innsmouth. It's coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:37:22 No.13845281 >>13845273 >all of that sounds terrifying and I kind of want it Monstergirls in one phrase. Monmusupocalypse when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:37:39 No.13845283 >>13845187 >>13845202 Hello. I apologize for the deletion. However, I have noticed errors. I will again post the link after some time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:38:03 No.13845285 The real question is, when do these new monster girls learn the glory of pargon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:39:37 No.13845290 >>13845273 I dunno. Not really all that big on all these eldritchs being turned into lovely CC waifu material who would spoon you in the dark corners of the dusk... ...actually, fuck that. Sounds adorable as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:39:55 No.13845293 >>13845283 Alrighty. However, next time you post the link, I suggest you show what line the update occurs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:40:48 No.13845295 >>13845285 Most monster girls know how good Paragon is by now. Double EXP? That shit's the most broken skill ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:42:46 No.13845309 >>13845256 Let's get this out of the way. Which abomination will be made into the token loli?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:44:44 No.13845313 >>13845309 Depends on whether or not you consider the windigo an abomination. She does have husband transformation, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:45:43 No.13845321 >>13845309 Deep Ones. Highly organized group of fish-oppai-lolis.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:46:18 No.13845322

>>13845309

Well, Mother Hydra is the matriarch of the Deep Ones.

Sahaugin can be Deep Ones if you headcanon it.

>>13845276

Fuck you I'm here to stay since i've been in these threads for two years now and you chucklefucks have never given a shit about what I read until now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:48:04 No.13845328 >>13845321 Stop! My penis can only get so erect!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:48:21 No.13845329 Reminder to never associate yourself with creepy moths that live in your shed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:48:40 No.13845333 File: 441 KB, 1024x1280, MMMMM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845235 I are Sure about that statement anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:49:18 No.13845336 >>13845329 fuck you I do what I want!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:50:00 No.13845338 >>13845329 But they have such bouncy bottoms!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:50:32 No.13845341 >>13845338 But they might kill your mom!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:51:01 No.13845342 >>13845338 With enough work and planning, any MG can

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:51:42 No.13845345 >>13845342 How?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:51:45 No.13845346 >>13845333 She'd be fairly attractive with normal hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:52:42 No.13845350 >>13845285 >Ulyaoth monstergirl >Big, magical sea-slime girl Cute. I want to bounce on her bell as we fly through space.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:53:10 No.13845351 >>13845341 Did yanmoth actually kill her? I got the impression she was still alive. Seemed to me like it was more of a pain ray or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:54:36 No.13845353 >>13845351 She seemed to have a heart attack and die anon. Don't hug the yanmoth, just go with a nice Werewolf or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:57:08 No.13845361 Hello. I am relinking the requested Mantis story. I apologize for the inconvenience. New material may begin at Line 231. http://pastebin.com/FhNaLCU9

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:57:38 No.13845362 >>13845256 >Hastur It'll be a trap again, won't it? Oh wait, this is MGE...Reverse Trap? Actually, I kind of hope so.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:58:41 No.13845367 >>13845345 Squats, oats, and dairy supplements will lead to her obtaining a big ol' posterior you can sink your hand into, be it dormouse or salamander

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 19:58:51 No.13845368

>>13845353
I dunno. She was holding her head, and child mc just mentions that she fell down after he forgets everything. Granted, child mcs medical knowledge is dubious at best, but it seems like killing the mother would screw up the timeline or something.

Either way, I want to give yanmoth lots of babies to creep in other people's sheds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:00:45 No.13845375 >>13845367 That sounds hard. I'll just get one with a ready made posterior.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:02:00 No.13845381 >>13845322 We don't still, you want to drool over moefied old ones fine, but keep your boring ass books to yourself, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:02:08 No.13845382 File: 91 KB, 207x257, Dark Sylph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets Party everybody! On a side note, which Elemental whould ya'll be going adventuren with?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:02:21 No.13845383 >>13845375 Custom jobs are better, especially when it's a golem.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:03:04 No.13845384 >>13845382 None of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:03:51 No.13845388 File: 2.11 MB, 830x1200, Dark Gnome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845382 The best Elemental.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:04:08 No.13845389 File: 132 KB, 285x290, Ignis_sticker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845382 Ignis. I love her design, and I'm a massive pyro so fire magic would be amazing!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:04:10 No.13845391 >>13845382 Ignis. Pyromancy plus portable heat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:04:43 No.13845392 >>13845382 Normally I'd say Undine, but lately the signs keep pulling Ignis into my life. Ever have a particular monster pop up again and again whenever we do rolls. Lately, Ignis is that monster for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:05:25 No.13845395 >>13845382 MGQ Sylph.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:05:58 No.13845400 File: 76 KB, 197x224, Dark Undine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845392 This smile though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:06:15 No.13845401 >>13845382 Glacies, love me some ice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:06:41 No.13845402 >>13845382 >Wind >Can fly >Can cleave things in twain >Most likely infinite oxygen or some shit >Can easily air out that dank cum smell when you need to Sylph for me, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:07:29 No.13845406 >>13845401 I wish there was one of these for >>13845400 them >>13845402 Bro, you ma bro man

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:07:33 No.13845407 >>13845400 I know. Easily my favorite of the Elements.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:07:40 No.13845408 >>13845010 the hell is this oc shit draw some goot non-paws girls for once

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:08:48 No.13845410 One thing I don't understand about Elementals is, why isn't there a Volt elemental or something? I mean, you have Ignis and Undine, and Sylph and Gnome, which pair up and counteract each other, but there's no sixth elemental for Glacies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:08:53 No.13845411 File: 78 KB, 203x232, Dark Gnome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845408 Hey, dont ruin the elemental party.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:10:24 No.13845413 >>13845410 Well, fire counteracts ice pretty handily.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:11:01 No.13845414 >>13845361 Keep up the good work, I look forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:11:53 No.13845419 >>13845413 Okay, in that case, it would be >Ignis <=> Glacies >Sylph <=> Gnome >Undine <=> ???

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:13:11 No.13845421 File: 560 KB, 764x1200, Glacies younger design.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really like glacies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:13:27 No.13845422 >>13845410 >>13845419 Haven't you ever played Pokemon? Fire beats Ice Water beats Fire Ground beats Fire Water beats Ground Ice beats Air Air beats Grass

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:14:10 No.13845425

>>13845290
More like spooning you in the dark corners of the dusk eternally and yet never, whilst reality bleeds the screams of the damned, prompting your fornication of the horrid beast that you may birth the unraveling of concrete existence. So just how I like it.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:15:51 No.13845427

>>13845422
Well, yes, but only in pokemon would you have multiple elements beat out the same one element.
In most other things, they either work in pairs that counteract each other, or they operate in a wheel.

I just want Volt to be a thing, and Thunderbird won't do because of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:18:00 No.13845434 >>13845427 I understand. There needs to be more elementals. I mean, we've got the basics, but you're right about a Volt elemental I understand completely. I too want an electric-type Elemental

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:18:59 No.13845437 >>13845410 Glacies is a demi-elemental, like Dryad, Yukionna, or Lava Golem. She's meant to exist on her own.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:20:05 No.13845439 >>13845434 Depending on the source, there are eight elements. Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water are the basic ones, while others often include ice, thunder, light, and dark. Wonder what kind of light and thunder elementals are out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:22:29 No.13845445 >>13845381 >Moeified Old Ones >The Shoggoth literally says in the profile she's actually yandere as fuck with wanting to "become one" with her master

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:22:53 No.13845448 >>13845439 Well we've got Dark Matter to serve as a dark elemental. For light, maybe something like a sprite. And for lightning...I dunno, Rotom?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:23:15 No.13845449 >>13845439 Well, looking at the elemental section of the wiki, most we're missing is Light and Thunder, if you count Dark Matter as Dark and a Glacies as Ice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:28:08 No.13845463 >>13845382 Dark Matter for sure. Traveling with a ball of pure MAMONOMANA sounds like a great way to get up to shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:29:36 No.13845469 >>13845382 I want to merge with a Dark Matter and become a chuuni edgelord!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:30:38 No.13845474 >>13845388 Are her hands supposed to be made out of rock, or some kind of dirt or clay

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:32:19 No.13845478 >>13845406 Yeah, she's a good girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:32:31 No.13845481 >>13845474 SHes an earth elemental, do the math

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:33:33 No.13845483 >>13845469 Anon, you know that guys don't mix with them right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:33:35 No.13845484 >>13845474 Japs think it's clay, gaijins think it's rock. No one knows what it actually is.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:34:41 No.13845487

>>13845474
Well, she's an Earth Elemental, she's made up of the Earth, just as the others are made up of Wind, Water, Fire, etc.

I should think, and I'll admit this is just my headcanon but I think it's a fair enough idea, that any of the elementals might be physically affected based on the composition of the element which makes up their body. That is to say, they may differ based on exactly what sort of Air/Water/Earth/Fire makes them up.

Gnome of course would vary the most, with all the different sorts of materials classified under "Earth", but I could see it extending to the others as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:35:12 No.13845490 >>13845484 It's how the nips draw ground in general in anime. So more likely dirt than solid rock.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:36:17 No.13845496 >>13845382 Undine is the only true choice.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:36:28 No.13845498
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>>13845249
>Be medusa in highschool
>Wear a wig to look cuter and partially hide the snakes that scare of all the cute human boys in class.
>That cheeky Cheshire in your class knows about it though, but you've managed to keep her from telling others about it.
>By treatening to turn her into stone

>But that was not important, as today was a big day.
>You were finnaly going to confess to that lovely boy in class
>You were going to make that boy yours and he would like it.
>After double checking your confession letter and practicing your speech in a mirror you decide it's time.
>You had been preparing this for months, finding the right smugness and arrogance to use took you forever.
>As he's standing in front of his locker, you approach him in your most gracefull manner possible, swaying your tail from side to side.
>A simple tap on his shoulder to take his attention is all you needed.
>Wasting no time, you close your eyes and open your heart to him.
>You tell him how long you've been watching him, how much you adore his hair, how lovely you think his face looks.
>Knowing that this must have convinced him, you open your eyes and look directly at him.
>The eyes and face you see don't display love or suprise.
>They display terror, pure terror as the boy looks up at you, before promptly turning and running away screaming.
>You are left in the hallway, stumped by his response.
>A feeling quickly replaced by realization, followed by pure hatred as you look to the conveniently placed mirror next to you.
>Snakes, lots of snakes and no hair. That is what's on your head.
>And you certainly can't miss the smuggest possible grin ever float right behind you, with a wig above it.
>Your wig.
>Fucking Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:38:20 No.13845500 >>13845487 Would her vagina at least always be like a human's?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:39:20 No.13845503 >>13845487 >she's made up of the Earth Actually, her female bits are 100% solidified DEMONIC ENERGY.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:39:58 No.13845505 >>13845500 Eh, I think it'd feel a bit more...unique, as Monsters are known so and forth, but I don't think it'd feel exactly like say, sticking your dick in a thick muddy puddle or something. It'd feel more...organic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:41:26 No.13845508 >>13845505 "Unique"?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:41:58 No.13845510 >>13845498 She should stone the faggot cat and rip its claws out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:42:24 No.13845515 >>13845508 BEtter than the humans privates

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:42:55 No.13845517 >>13845445 >yandere can't be moe Read Koharu no Hibi >implying anything in the encyclopedia hasn't been mostly defanged AotcDL bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:45:27 No.13845527 I want to make my waifu wear a catheter during sexytimes!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:45:42 No.13845529 >>13845517 >Listening to threadcanon at all at the defanging There's your sign.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:46:29 No.13845532 >>13845527 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:47:26 No.13845536 File: 307 KB, 602x800, Hey Anon! Let's go on an adventure!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845382 Tomboy Minotaur!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:48:00 No.13845538 >>13845532 Because I think urethral play is sexy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:48:45 No.13845539 >>13845538 So do I, but why a catheter of all things?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:49:32 No.13845543 File: 68 KB, 184x267, Saph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845536 Wha..., you know what, no

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:49:38 No.13845545 >>13845538 I associate catheters with old people, and post surgery stays at the hospital so I don't see any sex appeal to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:50:04 No.13845548 >>13845536 So...a milk elemental?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:50:38 No.13845551 >>13845543 >>13845548 She's an elemental of kicking ass!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:51:36 No.13845556 >>13845536 I want to beat a Minotaur in a game of arm wrestling and make her my party member!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:51:48 No.13845558 >>13845539 I'm not too sure. Maybe the faux-permanence or the appeal of her not being in control. I also like to see/have all holes filled at once. >>13845545 That association has never really been there for me, it's always been about sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:52:21 No.13845559 >>13845551 Go home anon, your drunk

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:52:35 No.13845560
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>>13845529
>implying threadcanon

Tell me again how succubi leave dried up husks of the men they rape after eating their souls. How manticores delight in eating the flesh of men. How thunderbirds hrab the unwary with their talons and fly so fast that the person burns until only ash remains. Oh, wait THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN MGE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:52:40 No.13845561 >>13845556 I'd rather hug sad piggy.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:53:10 No.13845563

>>13845483
>When they find a human man, they envelop him with the black orb, making it flow into the man. After having his entire body violated by super high concentrations of demonic energy, the man is instantly transformed into a powerful incubus. By merging with the black orb, the man's desire and the desires of the black orb are combined, he will then be ruled by extreme lust. Once this happens, the man will end up giving in to desire, having sex with the remaining part of the dark matter, as a substitute for the black orb.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:53:31 No.13845564 >>13845527 What about diapers anon? If you want to go there why not go all the way?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:53:43 No.13845565 >>13845560 *grab the unwary

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:54:52 No.13845568

>>13845560

>Implying the thread doesn't defang whatever MG they can get their hands on

You do realize that MGE isn't nearly as huggy-feely as humanly possible when there's a fucking octopus girl that turns her husband into a re-enactor for The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:54:53 No.13845569 >>13845563 The orb's just a gelatinous mass of demonic energy though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:55:15 No.13845570 >>13845561 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:55:42 No.13845572 >>13845564 As long as there isn't messing, they're pretty nice. No scat whatsoever and pee is questionable at best. I understand I'm weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:56:13 No.13845574 >>13845569 Still a way to become chuuni edgelord in no time flat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:56:20 No.13845576 >>13845563 >>13845569 >remaining part of the dark matter, as a substitute for the black orb. >substitute LEARN TO READ

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:56:27 No.13845578 >>13845561 Sad piggy? Is this a P'Orc who's far too big and is ashamed of her incredible strength?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:56:57 No.13845581 >>13845527 I want to stuff my Waifu till she's got a belly her underlings and I can tease her about while carrying her around.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:57:47 No.13845583 >>13845578 No, the sad P'Orc from that God Hand story last night.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:58:07 No.13845584 >>13845572 It's cool man. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:58:50 No.13845589

>>13845568
>muh grimdark

Yes, it's not all puppies and rainbows, WE KNOW, WE'VE HAD THE DISCUSSION A BILLION FUCKING TIMES, it's still not as nightmarish as it's be if the monsters reflected the attitudes of their mythological/literature counterparts. Now do us all a favor and shut up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 20:59:00 No.13845590 >>13845560 > no bad ends I bet you're one of those faggots that claims MG don't even rape men, aren't you? "They're just assertive about their female sexuality!" "MGs won't mount you if you really insist you don't want to!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:00:40 No.13845597 File: 39 KB, 217x247, 1438218040740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845551 elemental of dicking ass

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:01:19 No.13845600 >>13845589 No one's even talking about GRIMDARK. It's just MGs in general, even in MGE aren't entirely "moe" since Ushi-Oni and shit still exists. Christ you're dense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:02:13 No.13845605 >>13845597 Begone! No one wants your cat batter!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:02:26 No.13845606 >>13845584 Don't encourage /d/fags. >but monstergirls are /d/ anon! Come up with something new, we're not in /d/, and pissing, sounding and other such stuff isn't welcome here. >inb4 kinkshaming See >>13841238 >>13841252

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:03:31 No.13845613 File: 565 KB, 600x840, 1436713174771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845597 It's time to let your memes go, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:03:32 No.13845614 >>13845600 >>13845590 The fuck, shut it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:03:55 No.13845616 >>13845606 Your opinion has been noted in the log.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:05:27 No.13845621 So if all of monsterkind organized themselves went to war against humanity (modern-day humanity, not MGE-universe humanity), which species do you think could do the most damage?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:06:24 No.13845623 >>13845606 /d/ can stay for all I care. Even if most of them go I still want people like Quicksilver to stay.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:06:51 No.13845625 >>13845621 Dark Matter hands down

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:06:57 No.13845626 >>13845621 Liches and Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:07:26 No.13845627 >>13845621 The lilim. They're literally lesser gods and can make any monster they want from nothing but a raw human woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:07:27 No.13845628 >>13845621 Dark matter's Bapho's Liches Lilim's

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:07:38 No.13845629 >>13845616 Your smarm is ineffectual.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:07:42 No.13845630 >>13845621 Wurms. Matangos.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:08:01 No.13845631 >>13845621 None they cant use magic here they would be completely ripped to shreds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:08:13 No.13845633 >>13845625 Gonna have to go with this. I mean, Dark Matters just showing up is probably on the same scale as a tornado warning in terms of the damage they can do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:08:21 No.13845634 File: 479 KB, 686x822, 1398495218504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845614 I've been gone for 2 months and I realise that my first post back just now was noxious flamebait. So yes, fair cop. Let's take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:08:21 No.13845635 >>13845621 Dark Matter and Baphomet. Baphomet are kind of boring in a way, since they don't have to min/max physical or magic power. They get top levels of both.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:09:12 No.13845638 >>13845630 Dont even joke about that man

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:09:32 No.13845639 >>13845627 >make any monster they want from nothing but a raw human woman. No they cant it even specifically says they cant create high level monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:09:33 No.13845640 File: 923 KB, 2560x1440, 123432654382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845621 Demons! http://pastebin.com/huyqSkmX Slay the enemies of the Human Empire!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:10:03 No.13845642 >>13845623 >wanting the futa/tg/vorefags to stay Really? No, seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:10:29 No.13845643 >>13845638 I'm being super serious anon. They're a biological superweapon. The ace in the hole.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:10:32 No.13845645
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>>13845606

As the faggot who posted the Caster pic BEGIN ATTENTION WHORING, FUCK YEAH I can safely say that I look at people's kinks like I look at religion. You like what you like, I like what I like. If you're going to try and tell me what's good to like or judge my taste in MGs by some arbitrary bullshit "Lel shit taste" nonsense because you hate something like Cait Sith (They're perfect footballs, just don't dick), then oh well.

We can't all be happy.

>>13845621

Moderate damage: Minotaur, Orc, Lizardman, Salamander, Valkyrie -- Shock Troops mostly

Widespread damage: Ryu, Wurm, Dragon, Thunderbird, Ushi-Oni, Kraken, Sandworm, Large Mouse, the Elementals

Apocalypse Now: Lilim, Dark Matter, Succubus, Devil

The Last of Us: Matango

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:11:30 No.13845648 >>13845642 You, why are you doing things like this? Do you enjoy this? what is wrong with you? Does doing this make you feel better?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:12:06 No.13845650 >>13845642 I guess they can go but the bondage and loli stuff should stay.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:12:44 No.13845652 >>13845643 Still, i dont wanna be dealing with those shrroms man

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:12:44 No.13845653 You've decided to earn your living by opening a restaurant in MGC, open to man and monster alike. What dishes go on the menu? What is the theme of the restaurant? Who do you employ as servers?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:13:03 No.13845655

>>13845639
>Can't create high level monsters
>Can only create pocket dimensions, demon realms, AND Jabberwocks, superpowered black dragons AND Dark Matters
>Pretending the Fallen Brides aren't high-powered and high-leveled as shit either

Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:13:26 No.13845657 File: 57 KB, 438x307, boning a slime girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This sounds likely and annoying. Would you be able to put up with it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:13:36 No.13845658 >>13845648 Are you talking about my typing style?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:13:37 No.13845659

Frankly, any of the more powerful monsters in terms of magical skills could be devastating. Imagine what would happen if they dropped a raise the dead spell on a mass grave like the catacombs in Paris or Rome, or the Old Jewish Cemetery in Prague. They would have multiple armies of skeletons/zombies/ghouls/whatever strikes your fancy to command.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:14:14 No.13845663 >>13845652 It's okay though, once they get you you'll barely even notice!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:14:37 No.13845664 >>13845657 I couldn't, I'd be laughing to much to stay hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:14:42 No.13845665 >>13845659 Dammit, meant to quote >>13845621

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:14:43 No.13845666 >>13845658 Continueing a pointless arguement. which i shall not

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:15:45 No.13845669 File: 650 KB, 888x800, 1437724146463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845657 >>13845664 >Ahhn! Honey! >FLLLRRRPPPPP >Fuck me harder! >FLRPTH FLRPRP >FLLRRRRUUURURUURURRRRRPPPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:15:47 No.13845670 >>13845653 >restaurant I'd rather open a butler cafe with bishounen employees and oni security (for the safety of the guys)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:15:59 No.13845672 >>13845659 > raise the dead spell on a mass grave like the catacombs in Paris Now you have an army composed of extremely discontent, immovable skulls all pressing up against each other. That's mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:16:30 No.13845675 >>13845650 No complaints from me.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:16:37 No.13845676
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>>13845655
>Can create pocket dimensions
Were did this meme come from? Were is a lilim shown to have created a dimension? and dont say wonderland because that existed before the queen of hearts took it over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:17:44 No.13845680 >>13845583 >People are still talking about that I'm flattered anon. I might do some more of that later tonight.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:18:26 No.13845681

>>13845672
I thought the catacombs in Paris and Rome had tons of fully-intact human bodies, too.
But seriously if anything brought the Old Jewish Cemetery to life, we'd all be fucked. Imagine a graveyard. Now imagine another graveyard built on top of it when it got full. Now repeat that over and over again for 200-300 years. That many reanimated corpses could wreak havoc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:19:41 No.13845684 >>13845659 They would have to get into the city first and it would take time to cast a spell that big. Nobody is just going to sit on their ass and let them cast it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:20:06 No.13845686 >>13845672 >The catacombs of Paris Now i'm reminded of the only truly GAR scene in the World War Z novel where some brave bastard yells "THEY WILL NOT PASS" while fighting the undead in the Catacombs after opening a hospital full of the fuckers.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:20:09 No.13845687

>>13845666
Oh. Then, to answer >>13845648 because you piss me off/something else. Once we slip enough that these threads get shoved to /d/, then you can talk about how much you want spadetail up your ass while gargling piss and catbatter while inside the mouth of a giant troll till then, rein in your faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:21:40 No.13845693 >>13845676 >and dont say wonderland because that existed before the queen of hearts took it over. Cite yourself. Also >demigod not being able to cast Finwe's Portable Mansion

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:22:05 No.13845694

>>13845684
True, but they could always create some sort of floating fortress and drop the spell straight down on it. And it's in the middle of a populated area- I doubt the military would shoot down something of that size, for fear of civilian casualties.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:22:45 No.13845700 I want to give two kikimoras headpats at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:22:59 No.13845701 >>13845669 >>13845657 I think you've ruined slimes for me. Muh pink slime sex goddess...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:23:43 No.13845703 >>13845700 Is one of them a loli? Is the other one her mommy?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:25:02 No.13845707

>>13845621
>Be polymorphed Succubus
>Walk into any decently populated area
>Take advantage of everyone's libidos to create a handful of succubi/incubi
>Rub your hands together as your corrupting influence spreads like an epidemic from there
>Go into the next city and rinse/repeat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:26:20 No.13845711 >>13845703 No twins, same height for ease of patting

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:26:39 No.13845712 >>13845621 Slimes could make really good heavy soldiers. So long as bullets don't hit their core, they could survive almost anything. Gandharvas could create hypnotic fragrance and songs to turn armies against each other.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:26:55 No.13845714

>>13845558
>Spoiler 1
Still doesn't answer why a catheter instead of just a toy.

>Spoiler 2
I hear you. I do get the appeal. Last time I was recovering from a major surgery, I was rather glad that I was so doped up that I didn't pop a boner when the two cute nurses removed my catheter.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:27:04 No.13845715 >>13845680 Please do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:28:46 No.13845721 I want to see what happens when a Shoggoth opens the flaps of her maid outfit, and gaze into the Gate and Key!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:29:37 No.13845727 >>13845721 Roll for your Will Save.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:29:58 No.13845729 >>13845714 not having a large black man removing your catheter why. kill me plz. worst hospital ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:30:47 No.13845731 >>13845707 id like to believe that any government that was under attack from an alien force would be competent enough to screen its citizens so something like this dosent happen.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:31:02 No.13845733

>>13845714
>Still doesn't answer why a catheter instead of just a toy.
I guess that's because a catheter was the first thing I saw go down a urethra. That's what awakened my fetish for urethral play in the first place, so catheters have kind of stuck with me.

>spoiler
Popping a boner if I ever have to get a catheter is my biggest fear of going to the hospital. Not whatever might be wrong with me, just the catheter part.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:31:16 No.13845734 File: 28 KB, 600x450, 1435687572669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845669 >FLLRRRRUUURURUURURRRRRPPPPPPP Welp there goes my sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:31:47 No.13845737 I want to give a kiki and a shog headpats at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:33:44 No.13845745 >>13845737 Which one overcharges first?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:37:06 No.13845755 File: 269 KB, 539x800, Slimeelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845669

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:37:27 No.13845756 >>13845527 >>13845564 >>13845572 >>13845733 >tfw you considered writing about this stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:37:49 No.13845758 >>13845745 both at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:38:53 No.13845760 >>13845755 Pastebin about a cute slime girl being too embarrassed for sex and demanding that you don't laugh at the noises when?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:39:02 No.13845762

Remember the Monster Department of Cuddles that got mentioned back in >>13841257 ? Well, they've given you another call, and this time, they're letting you have three snuggle friends for the night. Roll three times to see who you get.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:39:18 No.13845764 >>13845755 MGE Slimes also have elven ears, do they not?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:40:29 No.13845765 >>13845755 I want to hug that slime so cute

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:40:47 No.13845766 >>13845762 >Siren >Dark Slime >Shoggoth I think I'm going to leave this cuddle session a changed man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:41:07 No.13845768 >>13845762 >Dark Matter >Selkie >Cupid I hope the second two don't mind if I'm a bit odd after the first one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:41:59 No.13845771 >>13845768 You get all of them at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:42:08 No.13845772 >>13845764 Only if you want them to.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:43:08 No.13845777 >>13845771 Oh, then we're all screwed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:43:41 No.13845780 >>13845762 >Kappa >Hobgoblin >Akaname Well, it could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:43:45 No.13845781 >>13845762 >Girtablilu >Dormouse >Scylla OH, huh, well, this will be an interesting cuddle

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:44:05 No.13845783 >>13845762 >Orc >Holst >Anakame I'm ok with this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:44:31 No.13845785 >>13845760 I actually almost wanted to do a story of a Bubble Slime flrping a guy in a bath, but self criticism is at maximammu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:45:23 No.13845788 >>13845764 Everyone except humans (and Dhampirs?) have pointy ears

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:45:23 No.13845789 File: 280 KB, 504x800, Slimefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845764

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:45:46 No.13845790 >>13845762 >Gazer >Red Oni >Hellhound I'm not gonna make if out of this with my virginity intact.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:45:56 No.13845791

>>13845762
>Hinezumi
Good. Her high body temperature can make my room a temperature that's above freezing cold for once. Warm cuddles are best cuddles.
>Hobgoblin
Soft pillowy chest + strength to hold you tight and not let you go = great cuddles
>Scylla
All those tentacles! All those limbs to hold you close with!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:48:20 No.13845803 >>13845788 In Japan, and potentially other locations. Elven ears are seen as "demonic" to a degree, hence why many MGE girls have them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:49:19 No.13845806 >>13845762 >manticore >p'orc >minotaur We hard rapecuddling now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:49:33 No.13845808 which monster girl would have the best tasting peni-er vagina?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:50:09 No.13845812 >>13845762 >Blue Oni >Merrow >Hobgoblin The dream

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:50:52 No.13845815 >>13845808 A slime after you've fed her lots of pineapples

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:51:13 No.13845817 >>13845808 No. Stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:51:35 No.13845819 >>13845808 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:52:00 No.13845821 >>13845808 Obligatory Cheshire. Holst Kikimora Alraune Barometz

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:52:02 No.13845822 >>13845808 I don't understand the question

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:52:35 No.13845826 >>13845762 Can I get the same Cheshire Cat I got last time instead? I think it could be the start of something special.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:52:54 No.13845828 >>13845762 >Dark Priest Fucking excellent, she gets top cuddles >Yuki Onna Must be my lucky day >Oomukade Hat trick, wrapped in coils with warmth but not too hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:53:52 No.13845831 >>13845821 Bob pls leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:54:16 No.13845832 >>13845826 Sorry anon, you need to roll. But if you have the right cash, you can always special request a cuddle buddy. And I do happen to know the cafes she frequents.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:54:38 No.13845836 >>13845831 Jesus christ anon, not everyone is Bob.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:54:47 No.13845838 >>13845822 >>13845831 Just report him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:55:00 No.13845840 >>13845821 I want a nursing handjob from a holst!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:55:55 No.13845843 >>13845808 Alp

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 21:59:32 No.13845852 File: 559 KB, 735x664, Alexander_(FFXI).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you and your Golem/Lava Golem waifu will never pilot a giant hulking behemoth

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:01:17 No.13845861 >>13845657 That's just due to the way the trapped air would be escaping though, and the particular thinkness of that shit. Slimes have more of a jelly consistency. Jelly doesn't do that when punched.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:03:06 No.13845864 I want to fight a lilim barehanded and win.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:04:07 No.13845868 >>13845864 I want to fuck a Lilim bareback.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:04:53 No.13845872 File: 246 KB, 700x644, playingwithGAK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845657 >>13845664 >>13845669 >>13845734

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:05:54 No.13845877 >>13845872 why

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:06:21 No.13845882 >>13845872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_kR7u6mM4 Play for maximum effect

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:06:45 No.13845884 File: 10 KB, 125x125, 1420044456082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845872

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:07:42 No.13845888 >>13845872 Wonderful

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:07:55 No.13845890 File: 15 KB, 360x240, 5439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845872

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:08:16 No.13845892 >>13845872 I want to fuck the Gak

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:08:20 No.13845893 >>13845852 Make it like FFXIV and have it filled with cute little steampunk goblins. MGE-Style Goblins of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:09:04 No.13845896 >>13845872 This guy...he even made her green.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:10:18 No.13845902 >>13845872 And that's how you ruin slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:11:15 No.13845905 File: 116 KB, 475x526, ss (2014-06-04 at 04.57.41).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845872

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:12:25 No.13845910 >>13845762 >Dark Priest >Dark Matter >Cheshire Cat Are you fucking kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:13:16 No.13845912 File: 335 KB, 2000x1125, AlexanderFFXIV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845893 Is FFXIV's Alexander supposed to be very large inside?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:13:44 No.13845914 >>13845902 you mean improve

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:16:23 No.13845923

>>13845912
Ridiculously so. In the lore, it was conceptualized as a self-sufficient mobile fortress, designed to completely supply for its populaces' needs as they roamed the world in search of knowledge aboard it.

For reference, the entrance is the tiny little rounded spot you can see between its "Fingers" on the hands planted on the ground. They're about 10-ish feet tall.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:17:08 No.13845925 >>13845914 >fart fetish >improve See >>13841136

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:18:49 No.13845926 Which MG would be best at scalp massages?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:19:39 No.13845927 >>13845914 Christ, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:20:30 No.13845932 >>13845925 >>13845927 no not farts laughter because of them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:20:49 No.13845934 >>13843799 Oh, someone else was working on a Metroidvania too? Neat. I am too, but seeing as they've already put out a game I dare say theirs will be done before mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:21:26 No.13845935 >>13845926 Wererabbits

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:21:36 No.13845936 File: 179 KB, 800x800, Ghost 02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845925 >>13845927 Come look at the people who cant take a joke

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:21:50 No.13845937 >>13845932 Laughing during sex can be one of the worst things you can do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:22:13 No.13845938 >>13845762 >Kunoichi >Dark slime >Imp(s?) This is going to be lewd as hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:23:05 No.13845943 >>13845926 Kejourous. They know everything about hair, and the heads in which it sits.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:23:50 No.13845946 File: 221 KB, 668x500, goblins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845923 I want to see a bunch of armored Goblins and Hobgoblins now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:24:36 No.13845949 >>13845936 >lel, it wuz a jouqe guyz!

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:28:29 No.13845955

>>13845935
>>13845943
>Killer headache
>Like, fuck, you'd punch your brain to get it to stop
>Kejouro and wererabbit waifus notice your discomfort
>They drag you to bed and lay you face down
>Wererabbit sits on your back, facing the kejouro, the latter takes her footpaws in hand and manipulates them to give you a massage
>You conk out from comfort

If only.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:30:05 No.13845960 I want to give a Kejouro an hour long scalp massage

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:33:42 No.13845969 File: 174 KB, 600x502, 1437924956993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845872

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:35:06 No.13845971 >>13845946 big hobbly goblin nobbies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:36:51 No.13845974 >>13845971 Pinching a hobgoblin's nipple and shaking her tis up and down as a handshake.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:36:54 No.13845975 File: 598 KB, 1100x1125, 0b0c2c7e265ec877e235cd999390943b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845808 Pudding slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:38:45 No.13845986 >>13845974 >Making her think it's normal and she plops her tits into people's hands every time she meets someone new.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:38:48 No.13845987 File: 458 KB, 1154x650, pregaming.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13844533

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:40:18 No.13845991 >>13845987 Oh my, they're big, ain't they? I like it.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:40:26 No.13845993 File: 280 KB, 552x754, 42978668_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845536

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:40:37 No.13845994 File: 429 KB, 1667x1638, 5df48ed7a01154a0a78789d258e4c59e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845987 Professional meat-handlers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:41:46 No.13845995 >>13845987 Oni hueg. Still pretty neat though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:43:48 No.13846004 File: 541 KB, 844x1605, tumblr_mrfqemObtZ1rdqn69o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845993 I should look through this dudes Pixiv at some point.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:44:04 No.13846006 >>13845987 Nice. And I like how they are actually bigger than him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:44:45 No.13846007 >>13845986 >She greets your mother this way

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:45:28 No.13846009 >>13846006 Glad I'm not the only one. Just seems right.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:45:42 No.13846010 File: 427 KB, 200x198, 1376192706223.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846007

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:45:47 No.13846011 >>13846007 She accepts it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:47:48 No.13846015 I want my Tanuki boss to bring me along when she goes out drinking with her superiors

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:49:23 No.13846017 >>13846015 are you there to make her look good for catching a young guy or are you just designated driver?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:49:56 No.13846019 >>13846015 Is she wearing a suit and stockings? This is important to my penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:50:03 No.13846020 >>13846007 >She thinks it's some hobgobling custom and goes on with it to avoid insulting her. >All of your family ends up pinching her tits every time you have a family reunion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:51:06 No.13846021 >>13846019 >Businesswoman tanuki. >Not wearing a suit and stockings. Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:51:24 No.13846023 File: 649 KB, 931x525, W H O A B A B Y.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13845987 >Red and Blue Oni >Actually huge >That beauty mark and those on the Blue one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:51:29 No.13846024 >>13846019 Yes she is trying to impress her superiors

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:53:44 No.13846026 >>13846020 >she loves meeting people, especially those with firm handshakes >it revs her up that much harder for you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:54:43 No.13846028 Hobgoblin Handshake commission when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:54:49 No.13846029 >>13845987 For the first time I actually like the thought of a woman taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:54:52 No.13846030 I want to get thrashed and puke in front of an oni!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:54:57 No.13846031 I want a Wurm and I would perform whatever dark ritual I had to to get one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:55:33 No.13846033 >>13846015 you gonna get groped after they get drunk

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:57:17 No.13846036 >>13846033 I hope not, I'd be afraid of bruising.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:57:33 No.13846037 >>13846030 I want to black out and wake up in a unknown bed with an oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:57:39 No.13846038 >>13845987 Man you draw the best big girls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:58:47 No.13846040 >>13846028 Lilim serving red jelly to bloodborne guy when? The doll serves tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 22:59:30 No.13846041 >>13846036 drunk Tanukis on both sides of you trapping you i the booth

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:00:36 No.13846043 >>13846037 Sneaking out and running like a bitch!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:01:33 No.13846046 >>13846030 You gonna get laughed at. >>13846033 I would hope so. Hell, the Tanuki could do it while sober, just to show off. Groping is cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:01:37 No.13846047 >>13846041 That is much more manageable and welcome. What were they drinking?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:03:07 No.13846052 File: 81 KB, 317x450, 1428875572301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no busty, yandere Tanuki to isolate you in her massive mansion

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:03:23 No.13846053 >>13846047 Turns out one of them is from the Russian Branch visiting so Vodka

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:03:40 No.13846055 Yeah, a while ago I was reading a GG doujin, with Slayer and Baiken. Slayer has two dicks and a forked tongue, to grip that clit and knead them inner walls. Would you be cool with such changes once you incubize?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:03:46 No.13846056 >>13845975 That's Honey, not pudding! Pudding isn't that See through!

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:04:57 No.13846059

>>13846030
>>13846037
>Go out drinking
>Feeling kinda shitty, so decide to just get beyond hammered
>Black out at some point or another, no memories the next day
>Wake up in bed next to a rather peaceful Red Oni
>Until she snores like a wild animal
>Still kinda cute though
>Surprisingly don't have a completely horrific hangover
>Also don't feel completely disgusting like you'd think
>Actually feel clean and cozy, snuggled up in bed with the oni
>She later tells you that after you blacked out, you eventually stumbled your way in front of her, throwing up all the booze and a good portion of your guts on the floor, and her feet
>Maybe because she's an Oni, she knew how out of it you were, and so she picked you up, threw you over her shoulder, and took you home with her
>Didn't actually rape you
>Instead she stuck you in her bathroom, stayed with until you stopped vomiting, then gave you a shower, making sure to keep your drunk-ass self hydrated through the night
>She makes a few comments, licking her lips as she recalls being quite thorough in her bathing you
>After that she put you in bed and cuddled up with you like you were a big teddy
>Which brings you to now
>She gives your crotch a bit of a grope
>Asks if you want to stay for breakfast
What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:13 No.13846061 >>13846052 I'd let her isolate me monetarily to make me dependent on her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:17 No.13846062 >>13846043 I'd rather stay and makes sure I at least get their number.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:20 No.13846063 >>13846055 What, like two dicks? My waifu's a lamia, so I don't see why I would need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:30 No.13846064 >>13846055 Eh, by then I'd be considered "married" so it's not like I'm threatening any human boys by being competition for their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:42 No.13846065 >>13845993 >>13846004 That is a tiny cow! I want to hug tiny cow!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:55 No.13846066 File: 302 KB, 800x1476, 9a121a0060506f4e88114f56e58c5d50.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846056 Anon, her name is Flanny. I know what I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:57 No.13846068 >>13846056 >>13845975 Actually she's a syrup slime who frequently takes the shape of a Japanese Pudding.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:05:59 No.13846069 >>13846055 I'm fine with my Johnny the way he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:07:15 No.13846072 >>13846059 Reward her for her ability to wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:07:19 No.13846074 >>13846059 As long as she doesn't force me to eat any eggs I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:07:20 No.13846075 >>13846059 Stay for breakfast of course. Anything else would be rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:07:49 No.13846076 >>13846059 Oblige, provided I can stomach anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:08:04 No.13846077 >>13846059 stay for some Bacon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:08:36 No.13846080 >>13846066 PUDDI PUDDI~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:09:17 No.13846082 >>13846059 >not raping the unconscious humanboy what a prude I'll guess I'll pity fuck her at least

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:12:57 No.13846090 >>13846059 stay for breakfast but refuse to give her the dick I aint no slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:13:27 No.13846091 >>13846053 Perfect, drunk tanuki threesome action. Pouring liquor on them and licking it up. Using them as glasses. Laughing when one want to show off and lights her tail on fire. Party at the burn ward.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:13:54 No.13846095 puu dot sh/jij9s/2cc3a50e92.png

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:14:34 No.13846099 >>13846059 Hell yes I want to stay.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:14:45 No.13846100 >>13846090 breakfast pussy >breakfast of champions

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:15:07 No.13846103 >>13846091 you know I don't think the fire trick would harm the tail because of tail magic and general Russian insanity

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:15:40 No.13846105 >>13846063 You could double stuff her by yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:15:57 No.13846106 >>13846095 >puu dot sh/jij9s/2cc3a50e92.png I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:16:47 No.13846108 >>13846095 Stop posting this shit. It looks awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:17:04 No.13846110 I want to be covered by Tsundere Twin Tanuki Tails

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:18:54 No.13846117

>>13846074
>>13846077
>>13846076
>Well, hand on your crotch aside, it'd feel rude not to after everything she did for you
>Tell her you'd be happy to
>She grins brightly at your acceptance of her offer
>Lets go of your junk, and practically leaps off the bed
>Now very aware that she's just in a loose white shirt that doesn't even entirely cover her ass
>Skin's so bright you can practically see right through it anyway
>Damn that's a nice big oni butt.
>She notices your stare, glancing back over her shoulder
>Gives a few deliberate shakes and she walks to the door
>Asks if there's anything you want for breakfast
>Bacon sounds good. Eggs not so much. Tell her as much.
>She laughs and tells you she'll throw some on
>Tells you your clothes are still in the wash, but there're some robes and spare shirts scattered around her bedroom and bathroom
>Tells you you can have another shower if you feel like you need one, before departing to cook breakfast
>You're now all alone in an oni's bedroom.
What do now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:20:21 No.13846121 >>13846069 >not lucky chucky >Not wille the wonder lizard >not beef whistle >not your burrito >not your yogurt shotgun >not your deep V spelunker Do you even like your best friend?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:20:36 No.13846122 >>13846117 Watch her cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:20:47 No.13846123 >>13846117 Find Oni Panties, nah just get a robe on

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:21:04 No.13846124 >>13846117 Make sure she's not cooking eggs, then rub my dick all over everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:21:36 No.13846126 >>13846117 Molest as she cooks breakfast for all that is holy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:21:40 No.13846127 >>13846121 >naming your ding dong

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:23:21 No.13846131 >>13846059 Pancakes. or French Toast Maple Syrup is mandatory. I don't care how strong you may be, access to the nethers will be restricted if there is no Maple Syrup

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:23:22 No.13846132 >>13846126 >she gives you a buttjob while cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:23:37 No.13846134 >>13846117 bluntly tell her "No sex" so she dosent get the wrong idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:24:10 No.13846140 >>13846117 I'll put something on and go sit down in the kitchen, then I'll watch her cook while makings some small talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:27:15 No.13846145 File: 28 KB, 704x519, 1405970872414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846127 >not naming your meat thermometer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:27:47 No.13846147 >>13846117 >what do Well obviously you don't turn one of the pillowcases inside out and wipe your ass with it. that would just be unprofessional.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:28:44 No.13846151 >>13846117 non sexual food watch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:29:00 No.13846152 >>13846132 Put it between her thighs and wrap your arms around her waist while she cooks. Kiss her back. Breakfast sex is awesome, I need this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:36:52 No.13846165 File: 233 KB, 465x336, 1366660882923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846095 >Handcuffs >Ball gag >Horse crop This girl is just begging to be punished.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:37:16 No.13846168

>>13846123
>>13846122
>>13846140
>Manage to find one of those robes she talked about
>Not a whole lot to do in her bedroom, alone anyway, besides riffle through her panty drawer
>So decide to go out and watch her cook
>Sure she's been a gracious host up till now, a bit touchy-feely, but respectful of your boundaries as she cares for you
>All the same, think about asking her to continue with that attitude, take the idea of sex right off the table
>That thought goes right out the window when you wander into the kitchen, and see the oni has exchanged her white shirt, for a white apron
>And nothing else.
>Tied tight around her waist, the fabric biting into her hot red flesh, further accentuating her big, heart-shaped bottom
>The fact that she's humming something, swaying her hips to the tune, certainly doesn't help
>Try and sneak up on her, getting behind her before wrapping your arms around her middle, standing on your toes to peer over her shoulder at the stove
>Given that she doesn't seem surprised at all, or move to stop you, you guess you weren't all that sneaky
>Ask what she's cooking, attempting some nonchalant conversation, despite a fluffy robe being all that's separating you and the oni's bare back
>She points out all she's got going on the stove. Bacon like you asked, along with some pancakes, sausages, and some hashbrowns since you didn't want eggs
>Thank her for that, while your arms start trailing up her covered belly
>Given your head is nestled right at her nape, it's hard to resist planting a few kisses there
>Especially after she pushes her hips back a bit, grinding that fat red bum right up against your crotch
>Reach a hand down to shift the robe aside, letting your shaft out to rest against the top of her ass
>All while she keeps on cooking, the delicious smell of breakfast wafting up to your nose as you lick and kiss her neck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:39:18 No.13846170 File: 35 KB, 450x450, N-Lth7CH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846145 >not Man "One Cock Pussycaust" Hood.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:39:50 No.13846173 >>13846168 Better not mess with her too much, don;t want burnt bacon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:40:18 No.13846175 >>13846095 You've done better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:40:28 No.13846176 File: 546 KB, 512x512, 1436546587324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846168 Why does it always lead to sex why couldent we just have an oni bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:41:56 No.13846180 >>13846168 >Given your head is nestled right at her nape >letting your shaft out to rest against the top of her ass She either has very short legs and a very long back, or the guy has a foot long dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:42:04 No.13846181 >>13846168 Hotdog the oni! This is the perfect moment!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:42:10 No.13846182 >>13846168 Bueno Sit on her lap while she feeds you. Maybe a little lady and the tramp action with some bacon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:42:11 No.13846183 I want to have a group hug with Panadin-chan and a Succubus

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:42:32 No.13846185 >>13846168 Aww yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:43:26 No.13846188 >>13846170 >not nuclear dickstruction apparatus

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:43:45 No.13846190 >>13846168 >>13846182 Seconded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:44:28 No.13846192 >>13846176 Cause we ain't gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:46:11 No.13846196 >>13846176 Cause oni bros are for dicking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:47:25 No.13846204 >>13846176 Cause the sky is blue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:51:00 No.13846210 >>13846183 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:52:59 No.13846213 >>13846210 Because it would be cute

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:53:42 No.13846215 File: 155 KB, 323x446, Absgirlfriend2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846188 >not The Cattle Prod.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:56:16 No.13846219 >>13846213 >It's not like I want to smite you or anything, baka! >Aw, you're so cute when you're trying so hard to be lawful good you have to suppress your lust~ >Childhood friend hug sandwiches are the best!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:56:27 No.13846220 >>13846215 You wouldn't cattle prod a holst would you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:58:39 No.13846228 >>13846220 Only if she wanted me to.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:59:35 No.13846231

>>13846173
>>13846181
>>13846182
>By now completely rock-hard, letting your dick settle between those plump red cheeks
>Feel her tense up, her soft ass squeezing around your shaft, her hips moving slightly to grind back against you
>Don't want to disrupt her cooking too much, so settle on slowly grinding back, peppering her neck with soft kisses, while lightly rubbing the chest of her apron
>She keeps humming as she cooks, seeming to enjoy the intimacy as much as you are
>When she's done, she quickly loads the food onto a couple of plates, before abruptly turning around, wrapping a powerfully muscled arm around you, practically carrying you to her kitchen table
>She plops the plates on the table, herself in a chair, and you into her lap
>Think about moving to your own seat, but she so damn warm and comfy. Her lap is fine.
>She reaches around you and starts to butter her pancakes, applying generous amounts of maple syrup before chowing down
>Decide to follow suit
>After a few bites, she asks how the food is
>Tell her it's delicious, thanking her profusely for the spread
>Go for a piece of bacon, but she snatches it up before you can
>Right off of your plate!
>Turn to look up at her, ready to protest this theft of what is rightfully your bacon, only to see her holding it between her teeth, shifting her jaw to waggle it up and down enticingly
>BaconKiss
>Sure why not.
>Shift up to bite the other end, nibbling at it, getting closer and closer to her lips
>The moment your lips meet, her tongue forcefully slides between yours, writhing erotically in your mouth
>You struggle for a moment before managing to return the kiss, slipping your tongue back along into her mouth
>At the same time, you can feel one of her powerful hands sliding into the robe, rubbing down your stomach until her fingers gently wrap around your softening member
>A few soft jerks plus the kiss is all it takes to get you back to full mast
What'd you think the big ol' Oni's gonna do with you?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 29, 2015 23:59:59 No.13846233

>>13846219
turns out the two were your best friends but the went separate ways, one to the order and the other into a monster. You want to reconnect and you get both to go to a cafe and when you see both getting ready to kill the other because they don't know it is really their old friend you run in and bear hug both at the same time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:00:56 No.13846236 >>13846220 I'd rather cattle prod a Minotaur. Maybe brand her too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:01:30 No.13846238 >>13846231 tender love

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:01:59 No.13846239 >>13846231 Just "Wah, what're we gonna do on thr kitchen table" and let her figure out the rest. There'd better be some maple syrup enhanced body licking going down, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:02:32 No.13846240 >>13846231 Come to think of it, might want to ask her name. That said, cuddle sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:02:39 No.13846242 >>13846228 >>13846236 >cattle prod = anal

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:02:57 No.13846244 File: 465 KB, 660x660, 3c93ff5e26ff9a54e87e4d851ebdabde.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846220 Why wouldn't I? >>13846236 Even hotter.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:03:15 No.13846246 >>13846231 bottle of syrup+anon=mancakes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:03:24 No.13846247 >>13846231 Time for her to break our pelvis, not literally

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:03:25 No.13846248 >>13846239 >Wah! What are we gonna do on the kitchen table?" CLUNK!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:03:58 No.13846250 >>13846231 This >>13846240

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:05:09 No.13846254 >>13846220 >>13846236 Ugh

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:05:14 No.13846255 >>13846244 hormone free milk only please

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:05:23 No.13846256 >>13846242 >not wanting to lightly electrocute a Minotaur while you fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:05:44 No.13846258 >>13846242 >Implying it's not an actual cattle prod.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:06:15 No.13846259 >>13846256 Thunderbird go home.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:06:45 No.13846260 >>13846256 >>13846258 Isn't that just straight sadism?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:07:14 No.13846261 >>13846254 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:08:15 No.13846263 >>13846231 NURSING HANDJOB WITH LACTATION

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:08:18 No.13846264 >>13846258 >have sex with holst in cowgirl >insert prod in her butt

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:09:00 No.13846267 >>13846260 Mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:09:01 No.13846268 >>13846261 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:09:42 No.13846269 >>13846268 What's so disgusting about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:10:09 No.13846271 >>13846260 It's okay if the the girl is a masochist.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:10:50 No.13846273 I want to notice my friend slowly tuning into a monster and then confront her about it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:10:51 No.13846274 >>13846269 Everything

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:11:02 No.13846275 File: 138 KB, 800x800, Stuck_x3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846260 There's literally nothing wrong with being a sadist.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:11:53 No.13846276 >>13846260 I'm not talking anything incredibly painful. Just something like a static shock or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:13:01 No.13846279 >>13845993 She's strong!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:13:26 No.13846280 >>13846274 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:14:06 No.13846282 >>13846260 I think I read somewhere that slight pain during sex can make someone more aware of physical sensation, making the pleasure more intense. So if it's a light shock, I would say no. Straight sadism would be pure pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:14:38 No.13846283 >>13846279 But anon, cute is stronger!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:15:18 No.13846287 >>13846275 >There's literally nothing wrong with being a sadist if you're the human ftfy I bet if the monstergirl was the one using the cattle prod and the brander half of the thread would be talking shit about it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:15:38 No.13846288 >>13846283 I know! I want her in my party with a romance option!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:16:09 No.13846289 Have you guys watched the anime? What subspecies harem would you want? >gorgon >poultry >dairy breed >pink slime

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:16:36 No.13846290

>>13846240
>>13846239
>>13846246
>As you get hard again, she starts stroking more deliberately, jerking you off in her lap as you make out
>Eventually you both have to pull away for air
>Ask her name while panting for breath
>She tells you it's Kinue
>Try to tell her your name, but she quiets you with another empassioned kiss
>Hear her shuffling stuff around on the table, before she gets up, lifting you to lay you down on it
>Decide to tease a bit, make an overdramatic "Waaaah!" cry, asking what you're going to do on the table
>She smirks a bit wryly, lifting a hand to flick your forehead
>Tells you you're not some dumb, innocent shota, and that she's going to continue with her breakfast
>Wonder what she means by that before she pulls away, the bottle of maple syrup grasped in her hand
>Oh.
>She leans over, holding it just above your chest, beginning to drizzle it down from your chest, over your stomach, and over your skyward pointing cock
>Ew that feels so damn sticky
>She just chuckles and tells you she'll make up for it with another very, very thorough shower later
>Meantime, she sets the bottle aside, leans over you, and goes to town
>Hot, wet oni tongue all over you, licking up all the syrup on your chest
>Kind of tickles as she goes down the trail along your stomach
>Finally though, the main event
>She pauses for a moment, admiring your golden, gooey dick
>Opens wide, and takes the whole thing into her mouth in one go
>Even managed to stuff your balls between her lips
>Warm, lewd oni mouth squeezing around your cock, her tongue lapping at every inch, her cheeks caving in as she sucks hard
>Rolls your balls against her tongue before trailing up the shaft, your cockhead buried back at her throat
>Can tell she's not stopping until she gets a helping of breakfast cream
And who knows what after that!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:16:42 No.13846291 >>13846287 Sadist monstergirls are awesome though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:17:28 No.13846292 >>13846273 you can't stop it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:18:09 No.13846293 >>13846290 >>13846263

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:19:57 No.13846295 >>13846287 I'm fine with a bit of femdom. It's fine either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:20:10 No.13846296 >>13846289 Echidna Raptor Dairy Breed Pink Slime >>13846291 Good luck trying to talk about them without people sperging.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:20:29 No.13846298 >>13846291 That they are, especially for a masochist like me. Two episodes in and my standards are already low.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:20:33 No.13846299 >>13846289 Echidna, bonus points if she's shy about her scales Raptor, because predatory Harpies sound neat Heavy weight, for a knight in shining armor Black Slime because mayadere

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:20:36 No.13846300 >>13846293 But that's garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:21:26 No.13846301 >>13846290 This is the time for paizuri!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:21:59 No.13846303 >>13846282 >Straight sadism would be pure pain. Not really, being a sadist is just finding pleasure (specially sexual but necessarily) from the suffering of others.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:22:28 No.13846304 >>13846258 >>13846256 I swear they use prods to stimulate bulls into orgasm or something to get sperm. Or maybe it's cows.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:22:34 No.13846305 >>13846301 Actually it looks like irumatio o'clock to me. Look, her horn is pointing right at the twelve.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:23:48 No.13846306 >>13846290 Grab her horns and start thrusting!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:24:01 No.13846307 >>13846289 >Melusine >Raptor >Dairy Breed >Pink Slime

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:25:20 No.13846310 >>13846289 Kobold subspecies fucking when? There's supposed to be Kobolds with FOUR breasts. FOUR.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:25:49 No.13846311 >>13846304 You are correct, they use electrical stimulation of the prostate. They also do it with horses when they don't feel like dealing with artificial vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:29:35 No.13846316 >>13846290 Cowgirl cowgirl

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:32:04 No.13846317

>>13842467
Guess who's back again?
Let me know if it's a bad time though, I'll stop and wait until later.
>After Penny decided to be awesome, you took her back to where Tanya was and introduced them.
>Now that you've gotten a party, you might be able to take on the Queen of Hearts more easily.
>Or you could investigate those other two corridors and see if you can expand your party.
>Your choice.
http://strawpoll.me/5069426

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:34:13 No.13846320 >>13846317 Nah I think it's a good time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:37:36 No.13846327 I want to try accidentally get raped by an elf

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:37:55 No.13846328 >>13846289 >everyone want dairy breed and pink slime. >crabman makes waifus and then vastly superior variants of those waifus that never appear in the main work. I almost feel a little cheated.

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:38:31 No.13846330
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>>13846310
All Kobolds have five pair of nipples (one pair with developed teats and four more under the fur), there's simply a subspecies with a second set of developed breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:39:18 No.13846333 >>13846317 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:39:49 No.13846335 >>13846333 Wow rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:40:04 No.13846336 >>13846327 >accidentally How do you get raped on accident?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:40:25 No.13846338 I want a muscle cow with soft breasts and a love for cuddling under the blankets!

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:40:27 No.13846339

>>13846306
>>13846263
>Fumbling around her head, you manage to get a grip on one of her horns
>A good, solid grip
>Apply pressure, and thrust up, plunging your cock further down her throat
>Her eyes go wide for a moment, a lewd, squelching gagging noise echoing from her mouth
>Eyes go hazy after a moment, and you feel her settle into a rhythm with you as you buck your hips, her tongue lavishing attention around the base of your cock and balls as you fuck her throat
>Doesn't take long for you to arch up, her tongue rubbing along your throbbing balls as you bust their load straight into her stomach
>By the time you settle back onto the table, and she pulls herself off your shaft with one final, lurid suck, she looks quite content as she licks her lips
>Asks if you want that shower now
>Tell her that you want a bit of payback first
>Sit up and grab the syrup bottle
>She seems confused for just a moment, before understanding dawns as you drool the sweet substance over her plentiful bust
>Lean in and start to lick, suck, and playfully bite at dem syrupy oni tits
>Don't really notice how much she seems to be enjoying herself as you revel in her large, plush chest
>Subtly, she moves you off the table, sitting her in her lap again as you suck the sweet, sticky syrup off her breasts
>She supports you with one hand, the other going down to again fondle between your legs, working you up to a full hard-on again
>Vaguely hear her giggle something about how if she were pregnant, you'd be like a baby drinking down her milk
>Too busy sucking on her big boobs to really hear though
>Do hear her pleasured moans whenever you bite down on a nipple though

>>13846317
Should I stop? Always find two greentexts like this at once gets confusing personally.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:40:32 No.13846340 >>13846327 Accidentally? >Whoops! I fell and all our clothes came off. >Silly me! My pussy landed on your dick. >While I was trying to get up, I slipped repeatedly and fell back on you dick until you came. Such a klutz!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:41:04 No.13846341 >>13846336 Well it's an elf, so if you get raped there would have to be an accident involved somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:41:20 No.13846343 >>13846339 I'll wait until you finish your thing. You were here first.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:42:38 No.13846344 >>13846339 Perfetto. Are you Dramanon by chance?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:43:04 No.13846345 >>13846336 elf magic >>13846340 sure or the Elf could go full on rapist after misunderstanding signals from the guy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:44:23 No.13846347 >>13846344 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:45:00 No.13846348 >>13846339 I'd say keep going. Breakfast is not complete without a healthy serving of oni paizuri, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:45:50 No.13846353 >>13846347 Ah, alrighty then.

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:56:13 No.13846367

>>13846348
>Eventually get all the syrup you can off of Kinue's breasts
>She's panting a bit, her hand gently teasing your cock, a finger rubbing the precum it's dripping around the head
>She seems like she's in a bit of a trance
>Break her out of it with another nipple-bite
>A loud gasp, or was that a moan? tells you you got her attention
>Ask about that shower now
>She says sure, removing her hand from your crotch, letting you get off her lap
>See her suckle the finger she'd been rubbing you with clean of pre-cum
>Get up and start moving back to her bedroom, with her close behind you
>Remove the robe, get in the shower, turn around to see her stripping off the apron
>Sure she was practically naked already, but still, damn.
>Get in together, hot water starting to pour over the both of you
>Feels nice, but still pretty sticky all around
>Ask her just how 'thorough' she intends to be
>Look to see her pouring bodywash over her breasts, a grin on her face
>Next thing you know, she's grinding her big, heavy, soft, soapy breasts against you, working up a lather as she rubs them over your sticky body
>She uses her hands to rotate you around, starting with your back
>Feels nice getting rubbed down by those huge, choice oni boobs
>Feels better when she spins you back around and starts working her chest against yours dutifully
>Soon she's down on her knees, her sudsy red breasts completely encasing your dick in their soft, wet embrace
>Thought the point of a shower was to get clean, you're pretty sure you're just going to get her dirty again
>Not that you're complaining
>She's definitely being very deliberate as she presses in on her tits, squeezing them down around your cock
>Can't even see it, just feels like you're in bright red marshmallow heaven
What else can one do with an oni after breakfast?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:56:27 No.13846369 >>13846344

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:57:40 No.13846371 File: 291 KB, 600x847, 8c5eba7af09884c0611776dd707f654d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846327 Foolishly fighting nature still, I see. You enjoy fruitless tasks?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:59:10 No.13846377 >>13846371 I will not rape an elf, Elves will have to just rape me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:59:20 No.13846379 >>13846367 Bend her over, put it in doggy style, aim the shower head at her clit. Palm those delicious raspberry titties with your free hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 00:59:56 No.13846380 >>13846377 LIAR

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:00:10 No.13846381 >>13846371 Muramasa is sex. Plain and simple.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:00:13 No.13846382 >>13846367 Talk about life together while fucking

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:01:29 No.13846386 >>13846380 No. I will walk through elf towns and refuse to rape. If Elves want rape they have to be the rapist

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:04:43 No.13846394
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>Be that one guy going through forests to prove Elves exist carrying a old book with a picture of one.
>You finally encounter one, and both of you gasp at the sight of each other.
>You see her carrying an old book like you with a picture of a human.
What now?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:05:07 No.13846396 >>13846367 Let her take you like onis know

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:06:21 No.13846397 >>13846394 well shit time to science with her. Try and converse with her and tell her and ask about her species

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:10:16 No.13846405

>>13846379
>>13846382
>Eventually heaven gets to be too much
>Blow another load, your own white seed spurting up through the white bubbles, splattering onto her bright red face
>Looks way too lewd a contrast
>Not going limp, even for a second
>Her nostrils flare as she inhales your scent staining her face
>She gets up, the water spraying over her body, rinsing the white suds off, slowly exposing her nude body to you in all its glory again
>She turns around, bending over, pressing her head and splaying her arms against the opposite wall, sticking her big, peachy ass out at you enticingly
>After a moment of dumb-struck admiration, she reaches one hand back, grabbing and spreading her ass, presenting a twitching asshole and drooling cunt to you
>Don't need no more invitation than that
>Grab her hips and plow into her right to the hilt
>Her back arches, she presses herself up against the wall more as she lets out a moan, her insides clamping down on you, practically sucking on you, milking you
>Take a moment to grab the showerhead before leaning over her, grinding your cock a bit deeper
>Reach one hand around her body, groping and squeezing one of her fat tomato tits
>Mutter about how you could get used to mornings like this
>Think you hear her respond with something about her looking for a roommate
>Don't pay much more attention as any more mutterings are drowned out by her moans as you lower the showerhead between her legs, focusing the stream on her clit
>She howls with pleasure, her voice echoing through the bathroom, her hips wildly bucking back against you
>Almost get bucked right off, but you squeeze her tit rougher, and thrust right back, smacking into her ass as you bottom out in her tight oni pussy over and over again
What more could you possibly do to her? Or she to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:11:46 No.13846408 >>13846394 >You uh... You want to see if we can produce viable offspring?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:11:56 No.13846409 >>13846405 give her a duaghteru

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:13:37 No.13846410 >>13846408 Turns out the elf said that

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:13:47 No.13846411 >>13846405 Impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:14:58 No.13846414 >>13846394 Spaz out, begin snapping pictures furiously, commence elf rape. It's the natural order.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:15:29 No.13846415 >>13846405 Cum inside her cunt, switch over to anal.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:17:36 No.13846420 I want to befriend elves and just stay friend

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:24:45 No.13846430

>>13846409
>>13846411
>>13846415
>Recall what she said earlier, about how "If she were pregnant"
>Feeling how tight she's squeezing down on you
>Only one place your third load is going
>Feel it coming, and thrust as hard as you can, your cock kissing right up against her womb as you pump her full of hot white seed
>Not sure, but the way her pussy squeezes down, almost seeming to suckle on your cock, milking your load right out of you, makes you think she might've too
>Manage to pull out of her with some effort
>Still diamonds though, getting far too much enjoyment out of her body
>Maybe.
>Her body is quivering a bit as she sucks in breath, coming down from her orgasm
>See the little red star nestled between her plump butt twitching
>Practically begging you really
>Let go of her breast, and a moment later, roughly grab a handful of her ass
>She tenses up, think she's about to ask you what you're doing
>Don't give her the chance
>Dick lubed up with cum and pussy juice gets pounded straight into her begging little asshole
>She cries out even louder than before, her body going slack
>Losing her tension against the wall, she slides down to the floor of the shower, on her knees, with her ass sticking straight up as you bury your cock deep inside her
>Caught her by surprise that time it seems

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:28:33 No.13846434 >>13846430 She sure has no blood for an oni

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:29:58 No.13846437 File: 176 KB, 600x800, 1437827513442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846420 Oh anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:30:57 No.13846439 >>13846434 No blood?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:32:22 No.13846440 >>13846437 I will not rape elves, also that is Orc is best

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:32:23 No.13846441 >>13846437 I want to try and seduce a bro p'orc.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:33:08 No.13846444 >>13846437 There's a part of me that wishes we never found out about this so the artist wouldn't have been scared off by all the dirty gaijin. >>13846441 Invite him to some captain's feast, put something in his grog.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:34:47 No.13846450 >>13846439 I mean that she's far different from the usual onis we see. Too submissive for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:35:22 No.13846451 >>13846430 I hope that she is an enthusiastic buttslut that is going to take control of the fucking and milk him dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:35:55 No.13846453 File: 158 KB, 1076x1000, 1432577408977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you joined the Dragon Cult yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:36:22 No.13846454 I want to tease an elf into getting her to rape me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:36:58 No.13846456 >>13846450 >I mean that she's far different from the usual onis we see. That was established in the first post in which we weren't drunk raped. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Or don't, but this is nothing that you couldn't have seen coming.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:37:10 No.13846458 >>13846453 No, they don't offer that many services besides picking scales off shedding dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:38:21 No.13846463 >>13846453 Giantessfag pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:38:42 No.13846465 >>13846453 No, I'm still a devout follower of Alpollo.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:39:22 No.13846466 >>13846456 Ah yes I knew it, I'm not complaining just giving my opinion anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:40:12 No.13846470 >>13846465 Alpollo is associated with the Dragon Cult, that's how the meetings get free beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:40:12 No.13846471 >>13846453 What does her greatness decree?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:41:02 No.13846474 >>13846470 In that case I'm in!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:41:24 No.13846477 File: 390 KB, 600x800, 51650087_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:42:10 No.13846479 >>13846471 Like, eat meat, drink good ale, wear bling you take from fools, nap whenever.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:42:39 No.13846480 >>13846454 I want to tell an elf how I would love to have children, but I just can't find the right woman

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:42:52 No.13846481 >>13846477 What is this haughty Crow Tengu trying to say? Is it to give her shrines more donations?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:42:58 No.13846482 >>13846453 I'm already a devout follower of Sunlight, but surely that wouldn't prevent a touch of jolly cooperation!

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:44:29 No.13846485

>>13846450
>>13846451
>Thrusting down hard into Kinue's tight ass, it's not long before you're flooding her innards with another load of hot cream
>Starting to get a bit worn down now
>How hot it is in the shower isn't helping all that much
>Just as you relax, shifting to pull out of her, the oni beneath you seems to regain her own strength, lifting herself up and pushing you back, not stopping until she's thrown you down on your back, and sat her big bottom down on your cock, moaning as her asshole squeezes down on you anew
>She peeks over her shoulder, grinning down at you, telling you that she hopes you're ready to reap what you've sown
>She leans over for leverage, and starts to work her hips, her wide bum bouncing up and down on your crotch, her tight ass squeezing as it slides up and down along your shaft, seeming to get hotter by the moment
>It's a spectacular view, and all you can do is reach out to grab her hips as she rides you hard with her scorching hot, tight ass swallowing your dick ravenously, repeatedly, eager to fill the oni's belly with more of your jizz
Rim the Oni, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:45:08 No.13846486 >>13846485 N

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:46:22 No.13846488 >>13846453 I dunno, it's tempting...but the Temple of Set is as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:46:41 No.13846491 >>13846485 Niet

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:48:11 No.13846495 >>13846485 Y

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:49:04 No.13846496 I wonder if monsters would complain about getting friend zoned

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:49:05 No.13846497 >>13846488 >Siding with Set >The ultimate evil that wants to replae my own waifu as the ultimate evil You having a laugh?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:49:41 No.13846499 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, 1424397573179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846488 All hail Set! Goddess of Destruction! Bringer of Death! Queen of Blowjobs! http://i.imgur.com/32vF0fx.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:49:59 No.13846500 >>13846485 N

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:50:10 No.13846501 >>13846497 >>13846499 I'm not in it for Set herself. I'm in it for her daughters.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:50:29 No.13846502 >>13846496 It would the most painful thing in the world for the ones that don't just rape the fucks to get the guys to figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:50:55 No.13846504 >>13846485 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:51:42 No.13846506 >>13846499 But Set is a huge bitch!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:51:50 No.13846507 I want to go on adventures with a Lizardman.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:51:54 No.13846508 >>13846499 >>13846501 Do you think Set gets a taste of her daughter's respective husbands to make sure they're good enough for them?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:52:26 No.13846509 >>13846502 what if he starts dating a Paladin but gets abused by her and cries on the monster's shoulder wishing he could get a girl like her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:52:54 No.13846510 >>13846499 long tongue freaks me out a little, that and it seems like it would make talking difficult

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:53:29 No.13846511 >>13846499 MILFs are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:53:30 No.13846512 >>13846499 That's what they get for being betas and not just raping the guy they like.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:54:06 No.13846514 >>13846485 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:54:09 No.13846515 >>13846508 Nah. Frankly, I think that's a stupid idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:55:38 No.13846518 >>13846509 Rape. She fights the paladin girl till she wins. She explains that she likes him and beats it into his head with words and body language. Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:55:45 No.13846520 >>13846508 I believe her daughters would purposefully distance themselves from her in order to avoid shit like that. Set's a dirty slut anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:55:54 No.13846521 >>13846511 >MILFs are garbage Then why do you want to fuck them?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:56:02 No.13846522 >>13846510 >tfw that's the reason for the anubis slurring some words in my story God damn I gotta try to finish this tonight. 35k is big enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:56:04 No.13846523 >>13846485 Change that >>13846514 to a no. Her ass is filled with cum at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:56:14 No.13846524 >>13846512 Meant for >>13846496

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:56:17 No.13846525 I want to hug an elf and tell her that she can trust me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:57:24 No.13846526 >>13846520 She probably abuses her god status to have her way with them, even against her daughter's protests. Gods are dicks like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:58:06 No.13846529 Shoggoth Lich when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:58:22 No.13846530 File: 552 KB, 858x1200, 1413976797745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13846525 It'll take more than that to get the slave to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 01:58:37 No.13846531 >>13846522 >35k is big enough Yes. Yes it is. Several times bigger than any update I've ever done.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:02:42 No.13846535 >>13846530 I would emancipate her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:06:00 No.13846541 >>13846535 So she'll be homeless, and with little knowledge of this strange city she's been brought to? If it were the forest she'd be fine, but there are only farmlands for miles. Surely you can do more for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:06:32 No.13846542 File: 11 KB, 480x360, 13457658437543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a suave, stylish Pink Panther Girl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:08:42 No.13846549 >>13846541 I would ask her if she wants to have her own room inside and she would pay no rent and would not have to work

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:09:40 No.13846552 >>13846549 There you go, you're well on the way to tender elvin love.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:10:28 No.13846556 Good night Anons, Please refrain from burning down the thread, that'll attract that weird ignis cult and we don't want that.

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:11:06 No.13846557

>>13846523
Was kind of the point. Rimming, creampie eating, feeding it to her via snowballing kiss. Oh well, with that, tie is broken.

>>13846486
>>13846491
>>13846500
>You lose count of how many loads she milks out of you with her ass
>But eventually, you can't keep it up any more, and your sore dick gets limp, slipping from her cum-stuffed ass
>She doesn't seem disappointed though, wiggling her bubble butt with a satisfied coo, cum drooling out of her slowly clenching star
>Sees you staring, a grin spreading over her lips
>Asks you if you want a taste of her ass
>Tiredly shake your head no
>Fuck, shouldn't be this tired this early, but she made you work off that breakfast alright
>She gives a shrug, before standing up, shutting off the shower before stepping out
>Groan and sit up, slowly getting to your feet to follow her
>See her digging around under the sink
>It's some lube and a buttplug
>Watch her lube it up, biting her lip as she inserts it into her ass
>Catches you watching again, red face going darker
>Mumbles cutely that it'd be a shame for it all to just drool out
>How she's cute while inserting a buttplug into herself, you don't know
>Ask about the load in her pussy
>Notice her eyes drift down, a smirk on her lips
>Somehow despite the soreness from the ass-milking, you're hard again
>Says she's got an idea about that too
>Worry.jpg
>Reassures you she's worn out too as she tosses you a towel, telling you to dry off as she walks out
>Find her already laying in bed, one arm holding up a fluffy blanket she's laying under, the other patting the spot beside her
>She has one leg propped up in a triangle, displaying her slit to you enticingly
>Says she was hoping to stay in today, asks if you heard her mentioning a roommate earlier
>Get in bed beside her, slowly inserting your worn-out prick inside her wet tunnel
>She wraps the blanket around you both
>Stay in and have cuddle sex all day
>Future with an Oni Roommate certainly sounds nice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:11:14 No.13846558 >>13846552 I mean it is farmland for miles so I would have to lend her a horse to go into town

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:12:07 No.13846561 >>13846557 And with that, I'mma call it a night. Need to get to bed. Night anons, hope at least some of you enjoyed this random distraction I decided to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:12:14 No.13846562 >>13846558 Elf bitches love horses.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:13:19 No.13846565 >>13846556 Don't worry, all the baby salamanders are all tuckered out and sleeping peacefully in bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:13:26 No.13846566 >>13846561 Pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:14:03 No.13846568 I want to hug all the elves

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:14:13 No.13846569 >>13846566 Eh, if you want, I'll go through tomorrow and put it in one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:14:18 No.13846570 >>13846557 Kinda forgot about breakfast. Think of the bacon anon! It's sitting there cold and unloved!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:14:39 No.13846572 >>13846561 Wonderful anon. Should I start up my thing now, or wait until tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:14:52 No.13846574 >>13846569 Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:15:14 No.13846576 >>13846570 Just assume they ate all the bacon before they had syrup-foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:15:47 No.13846578 >>13846568 Sounds like you'd be a good candidate for settling on Elf Planet! Want to book a one way trip for 90% off all expenses, sponsored by the planetery government? It comes with a free homestead and cheap land claim!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:16:52 No.13846586 >>13846557 I'm completely fin with snowballing, but not when the cum comes from the ass. Not after seeing all the accident videos on /gif/.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:17:00 No.13846587 >>13846578 Sounds great, I see no downsides

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:18:44 No.13846590 >>13846572 Do eet

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:21:05 No.13846596 >>13846561 This is one of the best ones I have read in a while. Thank for the hard work, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:27:13 No.13846608 I want to give a kiki headpats during sex

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:34:10 No.13846617

>>13846317
>After a long period of thinking it over you decide to head to the dungeon, reasoning that you might find someone down there who is pissed enough at the Queen of Hearts that they'd be willing to work with you.
>You offhandedly wonder why Penny started blushing as hard as she did, and why she and Tanya decided to stand watch at the crossroad instead of coming with you.
>Walking through the catacombs of the dungeon you suddenly hear noises coming from behind one of the doors.
>You peer inside to see what's going on an- oh.
>That's certainly a rabbit eared girl preforming fellatio on a clearly unwilling and chained up man.
>You quickly close the door, realizing that this is why Penny was blushing so hard. Over to your right you hear voices coming from another room.
http://strawpoll.me/5069902

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:34:53 No.13846619 >>13846565 I'm now imagine a bunch of loli salamanders sleeping with foam weapons and teddy bears dressed as knights, vikings, samurai, etc. it's adorable

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:35:25 No.13846620 >>13846586 ...not sure if want to know. >>13846596 Thanks, glad you liked it anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:43:54 No.13846634 >>13846608 Rip your pelvis

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:49:05 No.13846640 >>13846608 I want to give a Shoggoth and a Kiki headpats.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:49:41 No.13846641 >>13846620 Let just say cum can act as an enema.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:50:41 No.13846642 >>13846641 Well, yes. I think I see the point. And this is why it's important to do enemas before anal fun-times.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:50:57 No.13846644 >>13846640 I want to watch them compete with eachother to show who loves master more, but they always tie

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:53:12 No.13846646 >>13846640 >>13846644 I want to see a Kiki and Shoggoth compete for headpats.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 02:57:38 No.13846650 >>13846646 I have two hands no need to fight

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 03:01:08 No.13846653 >>13846617 >CYOA Maybe you're new here, but this is really not a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 03:03:46 No.13846657 >>13846653 Shut up, we're having a good time.

Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 03:04:33 No.13846658

>>13846617
>Okay then, not a good idea to go charging in here. God Hand or no, you might end up in a situation that's too much to handle.
>Sneaking towards the voices you find yourself at another door, which you open carefully and peer ins- oh shit.
>It's that weird girl from before, Sandra. She seems to be beating something in a sack with a club alongside an odd floating cat eared girl and both are being watched by what looks like an elf with chocolate brown skin.
>"-'s total bullshit Alexis! I had him practically cornered and he just slams me against the floor like I was nothing! And then he goes and runs into that Tanya bitch's maze! She's probably raping MY prey right now!"
>She punctuates every single sentence with another brutal swing at the wriggling sack.
>"My my Sandra, you seem rather sour right now. I've never seen you get this worked up over a man getting away from you."
>The catgirl somehow is grinning even more smugly than Sandra did when you first met her. Her voice is throaty and seductive, yet also somehow irritating.
>"That's because a man has NEVER gotten away from me. Ever! And now the Queen has us down here beating up this punk for disobeying her!"
>Disobeying her? Sounds like a possible party member.
>"What are you doing? Get back to work!"
>Both of them suddenly jerk up at the voice of the Elf
>"Yes Okatavia! Right away!"
>They resume beating the bag, but you can hear them muttering "What a bitch" under their breath.
>Maybe you could walk out of here with more than one party member, if you played your cards right.
http://strawpoll.me/5069993

The way rolls work is I roll a dice and see what we get. Beware, because failing a roll leads to a Bad End, and after that you back out to the last choice before the roll. The catch? You can't try that option again.
I'm also thinking the boss of the Desert chapter will be Set. What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 03:06:10 No.13846661 >>13846658 Just get out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 03:06:21 No.13846662 >>13846658 Set sounds like a good choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 30, 2015 03:10:55 No.13846674 >>13846542 So, a cheshire cougar? Is Inspector Clouseau a weremouse?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 23, 2020 18:29:50 No.13846674,1 >>13839784

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