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In which Egypt and Arabia are two different things.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.13833549

Are you that scared of someone threatening to make a big bad alp OP?

>> No.13833550

>>13833540
You must be a real hit with the ladies, OP.

>> No.13833554

>>13833549
OP IS the Alp.

>> No.13833561

Well done. Gas the alps. ? war now!

>> No.13833566
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13833566

>>13833540
Also Egypt and Arabia are both full of sand and people who live in sand, why should we care if they're different?

>> No.13833569
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13833569

>>13833540
Alps are olev.

>> No.13833586

>>13833566
Are Emperor Scorpion Girls haughty?

>> No.13833599

>>13833554
Oh right, I forgot that a lot of KC's pharoahs were men pre-new demon lord. In the end this was an alp OP after all!

>> No.13833600

>>13833586
Not really, they don't get enough men to care about such acts.

>> No.13833603

>>13833566
>>13833586
>tfw my first encounter with a scorpion was watching the movie The Mummy 2
>Wherein in the first scene, a dude fucking bites the head off of a scorpion
>Wherein the main bad guy's right-hand-woman drowns in a pit crawling with scorpions
If I met one of those, I'd be hard-pressed to break that firmly set-in phobia.

>> No.13833604

These women are revealing too much skin.

>> No.13833608

>>13833603
Those were scarabs, same as the first movie you dummy.

>> No.13833610

>>13833608
Okay, fine, she drowned in scarabs.
My point still stands, the dude bit the head off of a scorpion.
No.

>> No.13833618

>>13833610
Don't be such a baby. The big ones aren't nearly as poisonous as the little ones. And I've been bit by the little ones. It's about like a wasp sting. This big ass ant that bit me on the foot last week hurt more and is taking longer to heal.

>> No.13833622

>>13833612
Aww

>> No.13833624
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13833624

Farewell previous thread!

>> No.13833626

>>13833618
That's the problem.
The fuckhuge ones are scary on the grounds of size alone.
The small ones are scary because they can actually kill you.

>> No.13833627

>>13833606
Why do I want a sketch of sad June hugging a stuffed Danon saying "Was I wrong?"

>> No.13833629

I want a yandere Dullahan to protect me

>> No.13833630
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13833630

Discuss super-powered Monkey waifus.

>> No.13833633

>>13833630
She could consider me seduced.

>> No.13833634
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13833634

>>13833540
Indeed.
This is not proper Egyptian culture, anons.
Please understand.

>> No.13833635

>>13833630
Monkey see, monkey do, but I've never seen anyone do monkey.

>> No.13833637

>>13833630
Plague of gripes needs to make more saiyan girls

>> No.13833639
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13833639

Superior Crow love

>> No.13833640

>>13833630
Nice but I wouldn't get her, she'd be with the tsun guy she met in her childhood.
I'd just end up with a golem girl who's powerlevel far outstrips mine.
I'd make her feel human.

>> No.13833644

>>13833639
Remove crows.

>> No.13833645
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13833645

>>13833630
I look forward to our future of being ruled by sexy space monkeys.

>> No.13833646

>>13833640
Do we have any fics about golems learning to love?

Seems like a such a basic concept that someone would have written it already.

>> No.13833647

>>13833644
no u

>> No.13833648

I want to be in an undead cuddle pile

>> No.13833650

>>13833647
Nay thou.

>> No.13833651

>>13833645
One day, anon. One day, we WILL find Plague's mountain of secret pornography.

>> No.13833652

>>13833630
You will never ride on a flying nimbus with your Kakuen lover as she sings about how she can show you the world.

>> No.13833653

>>13833612
>She takes you to one of the soft mats set out and helps you lay down
"Are you sure you're okay?" She asks again
>You assure her you are
>You ask if she's alright
"Well, I might have fallen a bit hard...can I nap next to you?"
>The question is nothing but sincere
>And April usually snuggles up next to you anyways
>So you agree to it
>The tail doesn't start again but June plops down near you, giving some space but staying close enough you can be sure she's there from the smell of smokey ash
>After such an exciting day, it's easy to get to sleep for your nap
>When you wake up, it's from the soft voice of your mother as she strokes your hair
>June is gone already, but you're more worried about April
>She usually wakes you up
>When you ask where April is your mother explains she took her home once she could get off the toilet
>She's resting there with some good food and treats to help her recover
>You feel bad for April, but are mostly a bit lonely as your mother guides you out to the car
>It's also pretty boring without April telling you about everything you're driving by
>So when you get back home you move off on your own, since you know she's on the couch
>You know your house like the back of your hand so you don't bump into anything on the way
"Hey anon, sorry I wasn't with you today..." April apologizes, whining like it's her fault
>Well, it sort of is but you aren't going to say that
>You just find her on the couch and lean in to give her the biggest, tightest hug you could muster
>"I missed you April."
>She doesn't respond right away
>But the tail inside the blanket tries to wag furiously
>She hugs you back and giggles
"I missed you today too Anon! I'll be more careful what I eat!"

Going to leave it here for now, pastebin updated.
http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp
Now to go back and look at those rat videos.

>> No.13833654

>>13833651
You have to get past The Fence though.

>> No.13833656

>>13833646
Don't think so.
I cannot guarantee it'll happen but I may. MAY have that.

>> No.13833657

>>13833650
4 u

>> No.13833658
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13833658

>>13833644
Watch what you say, or the crow will remove YOU.

>> No.13833659

>>13833630
>>13833645
The idea of a world where im a subhuman to a race of female only creatures who need to rape me to survive and further their race but are disspointed they have to fuck my race is my dream.

>> No.13833660

>>13833646
There's Meat and Metal, although it hasn't reached that point yet.
I dig the tall, big-tittied 12 year Rougarou girl that's in it though.

>> No.13833661

>>13833654
That's okay, because we have The Rower!

>> No.13833662
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>>13833652
Kakuens are so depraved and impure they'd fall right through nimbus.

All they think about is lewd 'monkey business'.

>> No.13833663

>>13833653
Cute

>> No.13833664

>>13833653
You're the best Nyanon. Good shit.

>> No.13833665
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13833665

>>13833629
I still want a slightly yandere kiki to cut my tendons with a bolt cutter so her master never runs too far from her love, care and affection!

>> No.13833667

>>13833658
Unlikely.

Keep readin' your books, nerd.

>> No.13833668

>>13833658
Would storm Normandy and bring down her Reich/10

>> No.13833669

>>13833665
>slightly

come on man

>> No.13833670

>>13833665
Kikimoras can be harsh mistresses when things go off their strict schedules.

>> No.13833671

>>13833665
>spoiler
No.

>> No.13833672

>>13833653
Poor April has to contend to anons harem now, doesn't she.
Also, will this story have a villain?

>> No.13833673

>>13833667
She's gonna read books on how to fuck the faces of dumb dumbies and use her knowledge on you.

>> No.13833675

>>13833630
>>13833645
I want a saiyan waifu with a big butt!

>> No.13833676

>>13833665
It's at that point that I would do myself in.

>> No.13833677

>>13833629
>A group of yandere monsters will never have a sick shounen anime battle to try and win your affection.

>> No.13833679
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13833679

Tomboy Vampire who reluctantly feeds from you

>> No.13833680

>>13833663
>>13833664
Glad you guys like it.
>>13833672
Not until they get older at least. And maybe during the beach episode.

>> No.13833682

>>13833673
>implying she has to balls to even leave the house
Kek

>> No.13833683

>>13833679
GODDDMAN IT WRONG IMAGE, I wanted to post that QT vampire not my picture of wheat

>> No.13833684

>>13833679
>>13833683
Why do you have a picture of wheat?

>> No.13833685

>>13833653
D'aww, that is almost too adorable for words.

>>13833672
>>13833680
What villain could they possibly have? January Jones?
>Spoiler
Interest piqued.

>> No.13833686

>>13833684
He has a fetish for wheat, like tile anon.

>> No.13833687

>>13833675
I'd make her go super saiyan, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13833688

>>13833683
>I-It's not like I wanted you to plow me! B-baka!

>> No.13833689

>>13833683
Don't worry, anybody can make that mistake.

>> No.13833690

>>13833669
Only slightly.

>>13833670
But that's anubi you're thinking of
and all they'll do is curse you so you can't move without having 5 simultaneous orgasms

>>13833683
so somehow I was skimming over what you said and picked up "Beach episode with tomboy vampire"
Why do you have pictures of wheat though

>> No.13833691

>>13833684
dude respect people's tastes

everyone's different even if he's a fag

>> No.13833692

>>13833682
he'll reach deep inside of herself and find the courage needed to face-fuck you into submission.

>> No.13833693

>>13833680
>spoiler
Ayyy, I have something like that planned too.

>> No.13833694

>>13833679
>tfw your tomboy vampire lover is so beautiful, she has to be described by posting a picture of a wheat field instead

>> No.13833695
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13833695

>>13833658
>facists

Monstergirls are valiant workers of unity.

>> No.13833696

>>13833692
>he'll
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

>> No.13833697

>>13833693
Which story are you writing?

>> No.13833698

>>13833684
>>13833690
I don't exactly know, I think I used it on a different board a while back
>>13833688
>>13833689
>>13833691
>>13833686
I don't want to fuck wheat, there isn't even a wheat mg

>> No.13833700

>>13833697
Hellhound twins.

>> No.13833701

>>13833688
Wheatgirl fucking when.

>> No.13833702

>>13833698
You can't deny it no, you want to sow your seed in wheat chan's golden fields.

>> No.13833703

>>13833698

stop denying it

you already fucked up

>> No.13833704

>>13833698
It's okay, anon. We won't tell anyone.
While you're around.

>> No.13833706

>>13833694
So she has blonde hair, blue eyes and lives on a farm?

>> No.13833709

>>13833706
Yes.
Truly best girl.

>> No.13833710

>>13833706
Famer Vampire, somehow a very appealing thought.

>> No.13833711

>>13833698
>unff, this field is so rich, so full, so fine! FAP FAP FAP!

>> No.13833712

>>13833696
You know what I meant.

>> No.13833713

>>13833700
Love that one. You'll probably get to it first though.

>> No.13833714

Any monster girl game were you name the MC? Or at least he is unnamed?

If not can anyone tell me how can i change the text of the game?

Thanks.

>> No.13833715

>>13833701
Never
>>13833702
>>13833703
>>13833704
>>13833711
But I want a vampire not wheat

>> No.13833716

>>13833712
Girls can't facefuck, that's a man baby, yeah! You're a faggot!

>> No.13833718

Quick! post all dragon pastebins and greentexts! the world depends on it! and if someone could post the black dragon story where she fights in box match it would be great, ive been looking for a long time, im desperate

>> No.13833719

>>13833715
Maybe we can compromise. How about some vampiric wheat?

>> No.13833720

>>13833719
Okay that is way too hilarious

>> No.13833721

>>13833715
>Never

Shut up, that's not how this works.

>> No.13833723

>>13833645
Oh my.

>> No.13833724

>>13833715
>Anon kun, why do you deny the product of our love? Come, it's time to eat your wheaties

>> No.13833726

>>13833716
Use your imagination. She'll force your face into her crotch until you've eaten her out well. You'll be tasting crow for the rest of the day.

>> No.13833727

>>13833679
>>13833683
>>13833698
>>13833715
And then, he was dubbed "Wheat Fapper"

>> No.13833728

>>13833713
Glad you like! I owe part of my initial inspiration to you, really. That scene is probably going to be at the end of it, so it won't happen for a bit.

>> No.13833729

>>13833718
Look for your own fap material Alp. And get to writing something already.

>> No.13833731

>>13833718
No.

>> No.13833732

>>13833724
What would a wheatgirl even look like

>> No.13833734

>>13833732
skinny as a stalk!

>> No.13833736

>>13833732
blonde alraune

>> No.13833738

>>13833732
An alarune that grows on a tall stalk that gets a tan as she matures?

>> No.13833740

>>13833726
Girls still can't facefuck.

>force
>90 pound nerd harpy forcing me to do anything

Ha.

>but mamono mana anon!

Call the cops and so on.

>> No.13833743

>>13833732
Blonde, slim, rough messy hair. Groups up and rapes males and farm animal monstergirls


Oh god my dick.

>> No.13833745

>>13833734
>>13833736
>>13833738
Alright I'm reconsidering my position, I'd fuck a wheatgirl

>> No.13833746

>>13833728
You do? I'm actually surprised. Which thing of mine was it? And I have another thing to do before the beach episode, but we'll see.

>> No.13833747
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13833747

I want to hang out with a Crow Tengu who isn't a massive nerd!

>> No.13833748

>>13833732
Tall, thin, long laced auburn hair. Freckles. Honey colored eyes. Airy, gentle voice.

>> No.13833749

>>13833729
thats not me, and i kinda find it sad that i was mistaken by him

>> No.13833750

>>13833747
So a harpy?

>> No.13833751

>>13833740
She'll find a face, she's a clever girl.

>>13833747
What's the point of a non-nerd nerd bird?

>> No.13833752

>>13833746
The one you just posted. Cute canine girls are the best.

>> No.13833753

>>13833749
My apologies then Sir Alp.

>> No.13833754

>>13833569
>Androgy-knees
Every time

>> No.13833756
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13833756

>>13833743
>and farm animal MGs

Get in the box

>> No.13833758

>>13833752
Agreed! Glad my stuff inspired your great stuff.

>> No.13833759

>>13833747
Wait, is the guy supposed to be an angel?

>> No.13833761

>>13833758
I'm glad your stuff is so good in the first place!

>> No.13833762

>>13833758
>>13833761
[sucking intensifies]
Get a room already.

>> No.13833763 [SPOILER] 
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13833763

You're at the premier of a new Evangelion movie and you notice this guy talking to your Waifu. What do you say? He probably doesn't know she's dating someone.

>> No.13833764

I want to run into a slime

>> No.13833767

>>13833762
I think they're cute.

>> No.13833768

>>13833751
>she'll find a face

Of who? Some freak with a dick growing out of his mouth? Admit your stupidity and defeat.

>> No.13833772
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13833772

I want to make a lonely Matango feel loved!

>> No.13833773

>>13833772
Fool, mushrooms are for eating, not loving.

>> No.13833775

>>13833767
>>13833762
So this is what happens when you forget to say 'No homo'

>> No.13833776

>>13833763
What's the point of this question? If she's your waifu, you don't have to worry because she's perfect. If she's an MG and you've waifued her, she doesn't care about other guys anyway. Can you ask something that is worth the trouble answering?

>> No.13833777
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>>13833773
I'd eat this mushroom in a sexual sense

>> No.13833778

>>13833768
She'll find a face she an just grind into until she's satisfied. It's yours.

>> No.13833779

I want to hug a tsundere vampire and try and get her to bite me

>> No.13833780

>>13833772
I want to don a hazmat suit and burn every matango I find! Mindflayers are next!

>> No.13833781

>>13833700
>>13833713
>Hellhound Twin Beach Episode
>Seeing Eye Puppy Beach Episode
Oh what a day, what a wonderful day!
Even more so when the day comes when both these things are written.

>>13833718
Reminded I have two half-written Dragon-things to resume at some point...
And as previously mentioned, Vampire Lolidom, Masochist Anubis, that thing with Pharaoh and Apophis, and a whole mess of things I've yet to even properly conceptualize...

>> No.13833784

>Gotta write a succuvirus story
>Plus a cozy story about the thread's most underappreciated monstergirls, anubis and yeti
>But I'm too obsessed with playing Loli Harem Death Simulator 4

I got this game last monday, and I've already put over 60 hours into it. How do I stop?
Please send help.

>> No.13833785
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13833785

>>13833777

>> No.13833786

>>13833778
Still. Not. Face fucked.

>> No.13833787

I'm gonna let a mindflayer put her tentacle in my head

>> No.13833789

>>13833784
>Anubis and yeti
>Under-appreciated
Are you being sarcastic?

>> No.13833790

>>13833784
>Anubis
I'm going to punch a cat in the face with how angry this lie has made me.
>loli harem death simulator
WHAT?

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13833791

>>13833785
Nice meme opinion

>> No.13833792

>>13833787
>tfw she can make you nut by sticking it in her ear
I dunno, anon. I wouldn't trust it.
No one monster girl should have that kind of power.

>> No.13833793

>>13833784
>Anubis and Yeti Story
Get on it faggot!

>Loli Harem Death Simulator 4
I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

>> No.13833794

>>13833791
It's pretty accurate, matangofag.

>> No.13833795

>>13833786
Could you at least pretend? It'll really boot her confidence.

>> No.13833796

>>13833791
>meme

Brain eater fungus girl will never be loved. Your taste a shit.

>> No.13833798

>>13833792
It wouldn't be that bad she could mess with your time to make it seem like an hour long
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours

>> No.13833799

>>13833784
Stay away from Chroma Squad. If you like cheesy humor or have the tiniest love for super sentai, you'll be playing that game until you beat it.

>> No.13833801

>>13833776
The point of the question is to post Garrett.

>> No.13833802

>>13833795
Nah, but I'll take her out of her dusty library and show her a good time. Before matting her feathers with so much cum she won't be able to fly.

>> No.13833803
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13833803

>>13833794
>>13833796
Matango is olev, you're taste a shit.
Mushroom assimilation was retconned out, alraune hasn't though so why don't people hate them?
Oh yeah, meme opinions.

>> No.13833806

>>13833787
I just want to feel the slurping, I'm a sucker for that shit in voice lover.

>> No.13833810

>>13833803
>implying I don't hate alraune
>meme
Keep digging mate, you're gonna find the golden city for sure.

>> No.13833812

>>13833803
No, we hate them because no one wants to be a mindless mushroom man, and even if they rectonned that, they are still a brain eating parasite, a matango is a human girl infested by a spore. Same with roper. Begone shit taste incarnate.

>> No.13833813

>>13833802
Well that's kinda rude. You should at least help her clean up.

>> No.13833815

I want to help a monstergirl

>> No.13833816
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13833816

>>13833812
If you don't like monsterisation then why the fuck would you like MGE?

>> No.13833818

>>13833813
Hell no, I want her to do the walk of shame, and what do you mean rude? I took her out and fed her, it only fair I get mine. You're not supposed to feed hoes, don't you know that? I'm the perfect fucking gentleman.

>> No.13833819

>>13833787
All members of the scylla family our perfect girls.

>> No.13833820
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13833820

>>13833803
I just can't like matangos on the grounds that they're pollen-spreading monsters that infect men and women alike.

I would, on the other hand, like to get manhandled by Manhandla girls.

>> No.13833821

>>13833803
>memehate
Never thought someone would use this for matangos...

>> No.13833825

>>13833816
Because you can like something without liking all of it, example, I like MGE but I don't like cait sith. And stop dumping,

>> No.13833826

>>13833789
Extremely sarcastic. Literally dripping, like the goo from a tightroping slimegirl.

>>13833790
>>13833793
Etrian Odyssy 4. How many turns will it take for that cute deer to impale all your lolis with its antlers? The answer is not many.

>>13833799
Too late, I've already brought it. Now you won't get either of those stories until next year, and it's partially your fault.

>> No.13833827

I want to hug a clingy monstergirl

>> No.13833828

>>13833816
>MGE's main appeal is monsterisation
Nani?

>> No.13833830

>>13833818
It sounds like you just want to embarrass her and make her take the long way home.

>> No.13833831

>>13833816
I'm down with monsterization.
Just, not monsterization on the grand scale that matangoes are capable of.

>> No.13833832

>>13833828
This, holy shit.

>> No.13833833
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13833833

>>13833819
>our

Why am I even here its 4 am

>> No.13833836

>>13833830
>It sounds like you just want to embarrass her
>walk of shame

You don't say!?

>> No.13833837

>>13833833
it is okay.
I want to put a ship in her bottle

>> No.13833839
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13833839

>you will never smoke opiates with a caterpillar girl

>> No.13833840

>>13833837
Do you name the daughteru after the ship she wrecked to claim you?

>> No.13833841

>>13833836
Like I said, rude.

>> No.13833842

>>13833833
>you will never tickle a kraken with a feather
Why live?

>> No.13833843

>>13833833
Remove ship wreckers.

>> No.13833844
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>>13833839
Do catterpillers know they're going to become butterflies?

>> No.13833845

>>13833816
>Monsterization is the main draw

Afraid not Julio.

>> No.13833846

>>13833840
That's an idea with a lot of potential for hilarity.

>> No.13833849

>>13833826
>Etrian Odyssey
Hexer is the best Etrian.
She would also make for a good Lich.

>> No.13833851

>>13833840
depends on the ship name

>> No.13833852

>>13833846
>"Scurvy Buckler, did you make this ink stain?"

>> No.13833854

>>13833852
Nay, 'twere the one-eyed man, I swear on me mum!

>> No.13833855

>>13833840
FRICKIN FRIGATE

>> No.13833856

>>13833665
>slightly yandere
>slightly
>cutting your tendons with a bolt cutter
Something here doesn't add up.

>> No.13833858

I want to give a manticore a stress ball

>> No.13833859

>>13833858
In her tailpussy? Kinky.

>> No.13833861

>>13833665
>tfw no Misery-esque kiki

>> No.13833867

I want to confess my love to a Cheshire.

>> No.13833869

So, mamono mana and all that, what changes would you make to your waifu, not limited to physical. I for one, would make it so she cries on command during sex. A girl crying is such a fucking turn on. I just want to eat them.

I don't why, it just gets me going.

>> No.13833871

>>13833858
I want to be her personal stress relief toy and cuddlepillow.

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>>13833826
Nooooo! I hope you enjoy it. When you get to the end of the game and the credits end, keep clicking through the dialogue boxes to get a secret ending scene.The game could inspire you to write a MG Sentai story!

>> No.13833874

>>13833861
GOOD!

>> No.13833875

>>13833869
Making her taller and bustier. Maybe making her a bit more dominant in bed.

>> No.13833876

>>13833867
I want to dunk on a cyclopes!

>> No.13833878

>>13833869
Make her industrious about chores and adorable in a maid outfit, so I can reward her with cuddles and treats after. And a nice gentle pear shape. No, it's not a Kiki.

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>>13833867
>You will never confess that you like the Cheshire girl in your class
>She will never drop her Queen's English accent for a moment and explain, flustered, in her more urban accent, that she didn't expect you to say something like that
>She will never, upon realizing that you heard her real accent, run off in embarrassment
>You will never see the girl who used to tease you incessantly with dirty jokes and elaborate pranks run off embarrassed because of her accent

>> No.13833882

>>13833880
Do cheshires have human feet?

>> No.13833883

Monstergirls with accents

>> No.13833884

>>13833883
Probable.

>> No.13833886

>>13833882
I...dunno, actually.
Maybe it's part of their mindfuckery schtick.
To make us THINK that they have human feet in there, when JUST KIDDING, impossible space ad shit.

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>>13833880
I want to fuck a high society cheshire cat up the ass while she's speaking Queen's English!

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>>13833849
You. You mah nigga.

>> No.13833894

>>13833884
well I meant to add were unlikely ones like posh monoeye or something

>> No.13833897

>>13833882
No, that would be stupid.

>> No.13833899
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13833899

What the fuck is even going on here someone moonrunes pls

>> No.13833908

>>13833883
>Wurm, German
>Jinko, Russian/Indian
>Hellhound, Urban English
>Holst, Dixie/German
>All Lamias except Shirohebi, Dixie/Indian/Spanish/Arabic/Cajun
>Shirohebi, I mean...
>Weresheep, English/Scottish/Welsh

>> No.13833909

>>13833891
I must savor that strumpet!

>> No.13833912

>>13833908
Holst has to be German.
>Oh allo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

>> No.13833913

>>13833899
Clearly she's part of a modern art exhibit where you can gaze upon the rich emotions of a girl entrapped by society and it's demands, while also exposing the cold blooded nature of the human female in raw visceral form. Aaaaah. Excuse me, I must retreat and regain my composure by snorting some pixie sticks.

>> No.13833918

>>13833912
I'm allergic to grass and hay.

>> No.13833920

>>13833908
>Jinko, Russian/Indian
>Indian

I hate calling customer support and getting a jinko on the line talking in her thick accent. They always try to keep you on the line way too long. Last time one of them chuffed at me!

>> No.13833922

>>13833891
>filename

Is this a dark souls thing?

>> No.13833923

>>13833918
>[sneezing intensifies]

>> No.13833924

>>13833918
It's a euphemism, my dear anon.
>>13833920
Thank you, cum again!

>> No.13833925

>>13833883
Alp with Brooklyn accent

>> No.13833926

>>13833922
No.

>> No.13833927

>>13833925
Would she have the Brooklyn rage?

>> No.13833929

>>13833927
Of course

>> No.13833931

>>13833869
>A girl crying is such a fucking turn on. I just want to eat them.
>I just want to eat them.

I'm not sure wherever or not to interpret that literally.
Well, if I had the choice? Make her tall, more elegant, and soft to the touch everywhere, while still being able to pull off whatever look she wants.. Oh, and I'd make her hair all thick and partially curly, just perfect for rubbing against and giving scalp massages to. That, and I'd make her smell like rose or vanilla when she sweats.

>> No.13833932

>>13833882
Dainty footpaws

>> No.13833937
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13833937

Poledancing monstergirls

>> No.13833938

>>13833931
>rose or vanilla when she sweats
If only we could apply this to a certain bug.

>> No.13833939

>>13833927
i want to defeat the pharaoh with the power of my deck

>> No.13833943

>>13833927
Nyeh.

>> No.13833946

>>13833937
I'd like it better if that Monster Boy wasn't in it.
>>13833939
You mean you'd play a children's card game with her?

>> No.13833948

>>13833946
I mean, this iteration of the guy is about as monstrous as you might expect an incubus to be.
Just knife ears and black sclera.

>> No.13833952

>>13833948
Quiet, you.

>> No.13833953

>>13833939
You'll never succeed with the blue eyes white dragon as your waifu!

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>>13833937
Angels are under-rated.

>> No.13833957

>>13833953
I'll defeat her with my all powerful Obelisk!

>> No.13833959

>>13833957
Ishizu was pretty cute.

>> No.13833964

>>13833959
Even if she did suck at predicting the future.

>> No.13833965

>>13833964
Indeed.
That was her one gimmick and she failed at it.

>> No.13833966

>>13833957
>tfw no Obelisk girl to torment your dick

>> No.13833969
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>>13833959
>Ishizu
>Not Kallen 2.0
I know it's not the same series, but damn.

>> No.13833972

I want to get raped by a monstergirl and then have my waifu comfort me from my trauma

>> No.13833974

Which monster girl would give the best lap dance?

>> No.13833976

>>13833966
Are you sure you can handle the power of a god anon?
At least she doesn't have a password like Mega Ultra Harpy.

>>13833974
Ren Xiaomao.

>> No.13833977

>>13833974
Lamias.

>> No.13833978
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13833978

Remember your Paladin imoutou loves you and won't let any monster, or human girl touch you unless they are as pure and righteous as her to stand by your side and protect you.

>> No.13833980

>>13833938
Yeah, devilbugs could do with a sweet scent.

>> No.13833981

>>13833978
I'm alright with that, just need to find a pure and righteous monstergirl

>> No.13833982
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>>13833974
Aspara.
There's no "lap dance" without the word "dance."

>> No.13833984

>>13833978
Too bad for her I'm in cahoots with the sabbath.

>> No.13833985
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13833985

>>13833908
Australian shark girls?

>> No.13833987

>>13833978
So... Angel, Houri, Valkyrie, how righteous are we talking about here?

>> No.13833988

>>13833985
I'm not scared.
No, really, I'm not...

>> No.13833989

>>13833985
Canadian geese girls?

>> No.13833990

>>13833985
How is she running her tongue along her teeth like that without a curtain of blood just appearing?

Also, sweet jesus, that breast-vs-breast indentation domination.

>> No.13833992

>>13833982
>She drank ushi milk and got mad diarrhea
>And looked damn fine doing it

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>>13833992

>> No.13833994

>>13833978
But I never had a sister.

>> No.13833999

>>13833985
dolphin pussy > shark cloaca

>> No.13834001

>>13833999
don't trust non-Mammals, no milkpads no dicking

>> No.13834002

>>13833999
Daily reminder that dolphinsare responsible for more deaths and sexual assaults than sharks on a yearly basis.

>> No.13834005

>>13833999
Trips confirm mammal > fish

>> No.13834007

>>13833999
>>13834001
>Trusting dolphins

>> No.13834009

>>13834007
But they are Mammals

>> No.13834010
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13834010

Wolfpussy > other pussy

Their milking is unmatched.

>> No.13834013

>>13834010
Dolphin pussy is objectively the best.

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>>13833931
>make her smell like rose or vanilla when she sweats

Good stuff.

>literally
No. Some men say that you see a woman's soul when she comes. I see it in glassy eyes, puffy cheeks, soft mewlings sparkling tears and strangled whimpers. I can't get enough of it. It's not inflicting pain that I crave, but maybe I enjoy their distress? But then I want to hold them and protect them, and at the same time thrown them down and ravage them. I want them to wail, and gasp and sob. Tear of happiness are not bad, but it's better when they come from a darker or more primal place.

>> No.13834032

>>13833937
Stop posting monsterboys you waste of human life.

>> No.13834038

I want to pet a swamp sahuagin on the head

>> No.13834045

>>13834010
Pff, doesn't even compare to Dragonpussy.

Get out of here, scrub.

>> No.13834049

>>13833937
You are a fantastic artist! Thank you for drawing this!

>> No.13834052

>>13833926
So what is it?

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13834055

>>13834045
>Dragonpussy
>Not lamiapussy
Let's come to a compromise, shall we?

>> No.13834056

>>13834038
That does sound pretty adorable. I wonder what sounds a sahuagin makes.

>> No.13834057

>>13834049
I didn't draw it>>13834049

>> No.13834061

>>13834055
I want to do lewd things with a wurm.

>> No.13834062

>>13833869
Why would I want to change her in any way? If she's truly mai waifu, then she's already perfect in every way I could conceive.

>> No.13834064

I want to hold hands with an angel

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>>13833937
>monsterboy

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Soon

>> No.13834071

>>13834062
>aw shucks anon, I love her as she is

Stop being a false modest faggot and throw in. I don't care if you make her have two assholes.

>> No.13834076

>>13834069
No thanks I;m sticking with 7

>> No.13834077

>>13834055
I accept your terms.

>> No.13834078
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>>13834055
Lamia pussy being good.

Guys we all know deity pussy is the one true pussy saying it's not is heresy.

>> No.13834079

>>13834069
Yandere OS? Col.

>> No.13834084

>>13834078
What is a god to a nonbeliever.

>> No.13834086

>>13834029
I don't really share that sentiment, but I can totally understand it.
It's having them shown bare to you, all exposed, with their emotions flowing freely. It could also be a display of passion, even if not in the sense you'd normally expect. It causes that protective instinct to flare up, as well.
Is that somewhat accurate?

>> No.13834088

I want to fall for monstergirl royalty

>> No.13834090

>>13834078
Look, we all know Ammy has like 14 different cunt techniques modeled after her brush techniques, but she doesn't brag about that outside the bedroom.
Which makes it odd we all know about it.

>> No.13834092

>>13834086
>It's having them shown bare to you

I believe you are right.

>> No.13834094

>>13834084
A plain, fluffy white wolfgirl with no divine markings whatsoever, and a rather simple, cheery disposition. Though nonbelievers will find themselves being suddenly and mysteriously drenched in ink whenever she walks nearby.

>> No.13834096

>>13834090
SLUT
L
U
T

>> No.13834099

>>13834094
Rhetorical Question.

>> No.13834101

>>13834099
Too bad. You're still getting inked.

>> No.13834108

>>13834101
Then I burn down her temples. Don't fuck with an iconoclast.

>> No.13834111

>>13834064
I want to lay my head on an angel's lap we she tells me about heaven.

>> No.13834112

>>13834108
>Burning down a Sun Goddess temple.
Boy that fire sure went out fast.

>> No.13834118

>>13834112
Well these cinders say not fast enough.

>> No.13834124

>>13834071
But it's true. Anything I could come up with would just have the caveat of "...but then I'd think she'd be like that in the first place anyway."

A waifu's a dream girl. What's the point of dreaming of the perfect woman for yourself, only to later go, "But what if she had...-"?

>> No.13834131

>>13833869
I gotta say, I wouldn't change much. She's pretty prefect for me. That's why she is my waifu.
Though, if I had to say something, it'd be an added, potentially edgy Darkness Serpent of Chaos form.

You know, kind of like what dragon-family monster girls have.

>> No.13834142

>>13834111
>Well, you see, it's like this...
>The Chief God is a total asshole that demands her own creations worship him like some sort of asshole, it's not hard to see why the demon lord rebelled against her. That's speaking quite candidly of course
>Ever looked into the sun for a full minute without blinking? Heaven is kind of like that. Only without suntans.
>Oh, and she even forbade angels and humans from fucking. What kind of bullshit is that?! If I marry you, you should be able to bespoil my loins!
>And don't get me started on those snobby archangels...

>> No.13834144

>Just remembered that greentext where a lonely Werewolf kidnaps a boy but feels ashamed of herself a few hours later

I think some anon saved it to pastebin but I can't find it anymore, does anyone have a link? I felt really bad for her, especially when it turned out she lived in a ruined apartment and just spent her time writing stories about having a younger brother.
I wish whoever wrote it continued the thing, too.

>> No.13834145

>>13834090
>14 different cunt techniques modeled after her brush techniques

Oh man, thinking of these will be a riot.

>Sunrise
Well, I don't know how to adapt that, but drawing a circle around people makes them feel nice and act friendly to you. So, she milks you in circular motions, casting a spell of lust and affection over you, with extra pleasure?

>Rejuvenation
Even as she pumps up and down, you last longer and longer, and you fill up after emptying in her.

>Power Slash
How do I make this not gory? A single, sharp jolt of stimulation that runs down the length of your dick, I suppose.

>Greensprout (Bloom, Vine, and Waterlilly)
Bloom could just be instant orgasm, Vine could give you the sensation of tentacles stroking your dick even while you're inside her, and I can't really think of an adaption for Waterlilly.

>Cherry Bomb
Explosive synchronised orgasm.

>Waterspout
Controlling her own lubrication and your semen. Drawing it out of you when you cum, holding it back to prolong it, and using her lubrication to maximum effect to make herself as slick as possible, sliding it over your most sensitive parts.

>Crescent
A technique to turn day to night? Hmm. She uses it, and both her and her lover instantly find themselves having night-time consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off and the curtains drawn, under the covers with fingers interlocked.

>Galestorm
Windy vagina? I have no idea how to approach this one.

>Inferno
She makes her insides hotter than a hellhound in heat.

>Veil of Mist
Typical time dilation for the purposes of sex. She slows you down, and when time resumes normal speed, you'll feel like you've been milked ten times in a single second.

>Catwalk
Adapted to allow her and her partner to safely have sex on any wall or ceiling, for a variety of positions and head-spinning sensations.

>Thunderstorm
Electrostimulation. Duh.

>Blizzard
She makes her insides cooler and more refreshing than a yuki-onna on a hot summer's day.

>> No.13834147

>>13834057
Whoever did should draw more.

>> No.13834150

>>13834145
Your dedication is pretty erotic.

>> No.13834151

>>13834145
Well, I think waterlily might be a sort of relaxation technique where you feel like you're floating on water due to the gentle strokes.
I got nothing for galestorm either, besides inappropriate canada jokes.

>> No.13834152

>>13834145
>Wind vagina
At first I thought it was funny.
But then I thought about it and I was all like

>> No.13834159

>>13834145
Deity pussy > Monster Girl pussy

>> No.13834163
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>>13834150
My dedication is almost religious, you might say.

>>13834151
Aw man, that sounds pretty neat. Like giving the tactile illusion that the both of you are just out floating in the middle of silent, moonlit lake while she straddles you.

>>13834152
I suppose if we go with the idea for the Waterlily posted above, then Galestorm could cause the sensation that the two of you are floating on a cushion of air as you fuck. Or it could just literally lift you both up into the middle of the room like a pair of feathers, letting you try any position possible with complete freedom of movement.

>> No.13834168

>>13834163
Sort of zero g sex? Works for me!
How many of these does demon lord Ninetails know?

>> No.13834171

>>13833937
Not a fan of the monsterboy, but I'll just headcanon that to be an advanced Incubus or something.
Otherwise, that's really hot. A poledance that ends with the girl hanging upside down is the sexiest thing ever. I also like to think that most monstergirls would react like this, where they just feel the need to show off and get as many guys horny as possible.

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Who Mina here?

>> No.13834178
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Who else here saves awful art simply because they like the girl?

>> No.13834184

How would a Kikimora react to a man who has high stress levels, self-harm tendencies, and is often sad because of a toxic family that can't be easily abandoned, and can't be killed because not every member is bad?

>> No.13834185

>>13834178
Yep, beggars can't be choosers, as they say.

>> No.13834188

>>13834163
How can I win the heart of the sun goddess? It looks like her love will be forever divided between her worshippers.

>> No.13834191

>>13834184
You're like a goddamn kikimora wet dream.

>> No.13834194

>>13834188
You could get together with one of her followers. They may not know every technique, but they are able to learn them with enough prayer for guidance and... practice.

>> No.13834196

I want to be in an arranged marriage with a Monster Girl Sumo Wrestler!

>> No.13834201

>>13834196
I want to be given away in an arranged marriage to to the Ryu shrine maiden's daughter.

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>>13833982
>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
man, look that nipple asking to be released with a pop, and being taken care of. unf

>> No.13834207

>>13834168
I can't remember what techniques Ninetails uses against you in the game. Cherry Bomb was definitely one of them, maybe Galestorm too. I seem to remember the latter depleting all your ink pots, so Ammy lost her abilities until her ink regenerated.

Also, the idea of a tall, cunning kitsune with enough power to stand rival to Ammy kind of appeals to me.

>Tall, busty kitsune dressed in Rao's clothes
>Each of her nine tails shines with a golden lustre, and has a mask tied around each red ink-covered tip
>Wields a large, ninepronged sword that she can use just like a divine instrument
>She can split herself into nine loli versions of herself, that can move all autonomously and recombine back into her original form at will
>If the masks on her tails are removed, her magical power dissipates, and she shows her true form: an old, greying kitsune with a scar over her face, and a patch over her missing right eye

>>13834188
Go above and beyond to follow and help her in her quests across the world, even going so far as to give up your life for her. Prove to her that she's all that matters in your life, and sustain her with enough praise to power her even if the rest of the world suddenly stopped believing in her.

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>>13834191
We will share our despair together, until they kick me out for being there for dating and sex.

>> No.13834214

>>13833844
>butterflies
What, the asshole murderers of the insect world? I'd rather a cute and fluffy moth!

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13834221

>>13834214
You too.

>> No.13834222

>>13834207
I am tempted by this great mofu. Especially that ability to split into tiny loli versions of herself, I'd abuse the fuck out of that. And even some tender sex in her true form would be amazing.

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>>13834194
Do they at least look similar? Are there fluffy tails they can ask me to touch?

>>13834207
I don't know if I can do that! There are all kinds of things I care about in life, and I have inattentive type ADD. I'm going to try. If I can't leave my life and go questing, I'll fight her enemies wherever I encounter them! If it's possible, I'll give her enough power to destroy them herself.

>> No.13834231

>>13834207
Please don't tell me you support pedophiles.

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>>13834214
Moth is justice.

>> No.13834235

>>13834232
I want a moth to drink from me. In a lewd manner. And by that I mean, I want her to put my cock in her mouth, if you catch my drift.

>> No.13834238

>>13834222
All the lolis are hyperactive, proning to running around, playing and giggling when she's not got her mind set on something.
And in her main form, she'll wear her own white fox mask askew, slightly over her eye to hide the wound from view.

>>13834228
>Giving a god Spiral Power
>Giving Amaterasu, of all gods, Spiral Power
>Giving her the power to turn the whole universe, all of time and space into her own personal canvas

Fear, but also extreme arousal.

>>13834231
I don't. But I'm not opposed to lolis in the slightest, so I think it all works out in the end.

>> No.13834240

>>13834232
moths are disgusting, bugs are not supposed to be fluffy... its unnatural

>> No.13834245

>>13834240
Don't tell moths what they can and can't be. Lots of insects are fluffy. It's perfectly natural.

Bees, spiders, moths, and all sorts of bugs have fur on their bodies.

>> No.13834246
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>>13834240
You can't fool me

>> No.13834250
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I just finished masturbating. Do I get my chubby plump succubus now?

>> No.13834252

>>13833653
nice. glad i caught the pastebin this time now i can catch up. kinda interested on seeing where it goes also how you deal with the name for july

>> No.13834254

>>13834240
Take your edges and leave, butterfly-chan, before you shatter an cut up some innocent child. You're just jelly no one wants to snugle with you under a kotatsu lined with based moth wing powder, for virile, sloppy, lewd and comfy as fuck snugglesex.

>> No.13834255

>>13834250
>Put the smallest circles around her nipples
>Very lightly white-censored the labia
This anon likes to fucking live dangerously, I tell you.

>> No.13834261

>>13834238
She doesn't need to hide her scar from me. And chasing lolis around sounds like some good exercise, I'm gonna need to build up my stamina anyways. Experienced fox like this could put me in a mofu coma if she wanted.

>> No.13834277

>>13834254
butterflies are much better with that cute prensile tongue-like thing and pretty wings, moths are creepy

>> No.13834281

>>13834245
spiders are not bugs so they have a free pass, all the other fluffy bugs are aberrations that have no reason to exist on gods green mighty earth

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>>13834277
>>13834281
I'm not an idiot

>> No.13834287

>>13834255
I just love me some big fat ass Monster Girls and I wish to only share the love I have for them, as uncensored as possible!

>> No.13834288

>>13834285
your liking of moths says otherwise

>> No.13834289

>>13834281
>>13834277
>BIDF out in full strength tonight
Typical. Every one, take your loved ones and put them in the arms of a loving moth, only they can save you from buttershits

>> No.13834290

>>13834288
Butterfly? More like butthurtfly.

>> No.13834296

>>13834289
>>13834290
the only thing the fluff on a moths body is good for is so that they can catch on fire more easily, and i hope you moth lovers burn with them

>> No.13834297

Notice the absence of butterfly-based MGs. Even KC, despite his rampant shit taste, would never stoop so low.

>> No.13834301

>>13834297
your beloved KC also did a furry too, showing that he sees both of them in the same tier, all that fluf just makes moths closer to furries

>> No.13834306

>>13834301
That means KC would rather make furries than butterflies

>> No.13834307

>>13834301
>your beloved KC
>implying
Yeah, the faggot draws furries. But he'd never debase himself enough to draw a buttershit. Even he has his limits.

>> No.13834318

>>13834306
thats not a bad thing, you all are entitled to like whatever you want, even if your taste is shitty, but you have the right to like shitty things like furries and moths

>> No.13834328
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How would you react if your Monster Daughteru was murdered?

>> No.13834329

>>13834328
i would blame the moths

>> No.13834332

>>13834328
Like Gerard Butler in Law Abiding Citizen.

>> No.13834335

>>13834328
i would blame the bitterflies

>> No.13834337

>>13834175
I'd rather a frog or gadget wench.

>> No.13834338

Alright everyone, I'm going to try an experiment. Over the next few threads, I'm going to be making polls so that we can see, in this thread's opinion, which monster is the best out of each family.
In this thread, we vote on the Harpy Family.
>http://strawpoll.me/5041857

>> No.13834340

>>13834328
>tfw my daughteru is highly susceptible to racism herself, and can be mobbed with relatively little aggravation
Boy, loving your waifu is hard, some days.
What a heavy day.

>> No.13834352

It's the start of a new school year, and you've been enrolled in a school where most of the students are monster girls. Naturally, since you're one of the only human kids, this means you're going to get bullied. Quite a bit.
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>First roll: The buff bully. Fit, tall, captain of [insert sports team here], and seems to enjoy roughing you up.
>Second roll: The smart bully. High grades in almost all of her classes, and enjoys planning elaborate pranks to make you miserable
>Third roll: The leader bully. She's the leader of the other two bullies, one of the most popular kids in school, seems to have a personal vendetta against you, and absolutely loathes you.
>Fourth roll: Your childhood friend, and the only person in the school who actually enjoys being around you.
How fucked are you?

>> No.13834356

>>13834352
>Parasite Slime
>Merrow
>Mimic
>Childhood friend Succubus
Well, I guess it's time to meet a nice Wisp.

>> No.13834357

>>13834352
>ALP
FUCK
>Red Oni
DOUBLE FUCK
>EROS
GOD FUCK
>Succubus
Gonna FUCK

>> No.13834358

>>13834352
Do people do this shit to deliberately derail threads?

>> No.13834361

>>13834357
>>13834356
Oh shit what is it with Succubi being childhood friends

>> No.13834362

>>13834352
>druella
oh well, it was a nice albeit short life, alas, nothing we can do about it, dont cry for me, im already dead

>> No.13834364

>>13834352
>Girtablilu
>Mantis
>Orc
Oh, great. Two assassin-types and an Orc hate me. I wonder who could possibly stick around to cheer me--
>Youko
I've ever been one for fluffy tails, but sure. I'll give it a go.

>> No.13834365

>>13834352
>Buff Lamia
>Smart Ushi-Oni
>Their leader is an Ignis
>Childhood friend is a Harpy
I'm dead. Utterly dead.

>> No.13834367

>>13834358
It's fun enough when there's nothing going on.
Especially at night time like this, when we're past the autosage point.

>> No.13834368

>>13834338
>all those people voting the only old hag
I'm appalled

>> No.13834371

>>13834361
I don't know, man, but I'm not so sure I want her. One of the only decent Succusluts I've liked was that yan one from a greentext.

>>13834338
>I'm the only vote for Cockatrice
Hey, come on, they are cute.

>> No.13834372

>>13834352
>buff holst
>brainy Scylla
>leader Roper
>childhood mindflayer
this is gonna be a great year.

>> No.13834374

>>13834371
But she is your friend from childhood and with those bullies she is probably a little fucked in the mind

>> No.13834376

>>13834352
>Wisp
>Scylla
>Succubus
Oh, come now. A wisp? A succubus HATES me, you say?
>Shirohebi
Oh. Oh yes.

>> No.13834379

>>13834372
>childhood mindflayer
So she can just mind fuck them

>> No.13834381

>>13834352
First roll: Buff gnome. She's the captain of the mud-wrestling team. Roughing up normally using her massive earth-hands to pin one against the wall, three feet off the ground.

Second roll: Cunning merrow. So a lewd, evil villian mermaid, confined to her wheelchair above land.

Third roll: Original Chief God.
FUCK.

Fourth roll: Childhood friend parasite slime.
Neat. I call being friends with both the slime and the girl before they fused.

>> No.13834385

>>13834381
but why fused?

>> No.13834386

>>13834371
>They're cute
Yeah, but Gandharvas have that sex appeal.
And Thunderbirds have a different kind of cuteness factor.

I mentioned this before, but:
>Appearance of the "Total Bad Girl."
>Light, thin frame so you can fuck her like a fleshlight
>Can shock people, seemingly sadistic in that regard
>Gets shy when confronted with the boy she likes and shocks herself

>> No.13834387

>>13834379
like i said,gonna be a good year. definitely gonna need to keep the childhood friend happy

>> No.13834388

>>13834371
>yan succubus
dammit, i hope somebody capped it

>> No.13834392

>>13834352
>tall sporty kunoichi senpai
Could be worse
>nerdy dark priest
How can someone so religious be intelligent?
>hobgoblin banchou
Wait does this mean the other two are lolis?
>wyvern childhood friend
I hit the fucking jackpot here

>> No.13834394

>>13834386
Also I'm pretty sure she stole that leather lightning-bolt shaped bikini from an 80s hair metal band.

>> No.13834395

>>13834385
Because that's how slime parasites work.

>> No.13834398

>>13834395
well I mean why give a fuck about the human before the slime

>> No.13834399

>>13834365
>>Smart Ushi-Oni
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>> No.13834401

>>13834352
>Buff Cheshire
>Smart Gazer
>Leader Red Slime
>Childhood friend Dragon
/witchcraftworks/

>> No.13834403

>>13834398
Because humans are people too.

>> No.13834404

>>13834399
Imagine the web traps she could create.

>> No.13834406

>>13834403
but the slime is the one that matters

>> No.13834411

>>13834352
Buff Bully
>Hobgoblin
Smart Bully
>Cheshire Cat
Leader Bully
>Amazon
Childhood Friend
>Elf

I am so fucked. Everyone is kinda fitting for their roles, but I am utterly boned.

>> No.13834416

>>13834406
They both matter to me.
The human childhood friend is who you run around with and go exploring with, and the slime childhood friend is who you play in the bath with. Then, they become one, and you do all of those things with them.

>> No.13834423

>>13834386
Well, I guess I can see what you're saying, but I don't know, I guess I have a soft spot for them.

>>13834388
I know someone did something with it, but I don't have anything for it. It was also something of a CYOA, where he took from what we replied to him with.

>> No.13834428

>>13834352
>Buff Mindflayer
This is hell.
>Smart Scylla
This is hell.
>Leader bully Mermaid
This is not so bad.
>Childhood friend Black Harpy
I'm saved. My only worry will be how to financially support the truckload of children we are going to end up having.

>> No.13834439

>>13834352
>Buff Will-o-Wisp
Somehow I can't imagine this, I'm terrified already though.
>Smart harpy
I want to push her 3 steps and watch her forget all her studying
>Cheshire leader
A smug bully who makes my life hell? Should make for good rage fap material.
>Childhood friend Chochin-Obake
Literally the light in the darkness, would waifu.

>> No.13834446

>>13834439
>Calling your chochin friend the light in the darkness
She'd blush, and her flame would burn at twice its normal intensity. What other things can you call a Chochin girl to get her all hot and bothered?

>> No.13834449

>>13834446
Oil?

>> No.13834450

>>13834446
Lampy.

>> No.13834454

>>13834446
>Call her the light of your life
>Tell her she lights a spark within you
>Let her know that she brightens up your day
>Confess that you think she's hot

>> No.13834455

>>13834352
>Buff Barometz
S-Should I really be scared by a Sheep Plant Loli?

>Smart Will-o-the-Wisp
OH FUCK NIGGER NO

>Leader Selkie
She seem cool for the "Leader" position

>Childhood Friend Kraken
Oh fuck yes! Kraken-Senpai will protect my smile! I want to cling so close to her side people will think I'm her little brother! I want to loyally follow Kraken Senpai wherever she goes!

>Grand Underwater fights between Kraken and Selkie, while the Baromets pins me down in her jelly and the Will o Wisp tortures me
I'm looking forward to school!

>> No.13834456

So what sorts of embarrassing nicknames do you call your waifu to make her blush?

>> No.13834462

>>13834454
>Call her the light of your life
Monster Girl Crossing made a story about Chochin Obakes that was called this. Either that or it ended on that line.

>> No.13834464

>>13834449
I can imagine one drinking a cup of oil to keep herself going.

>>13834450
Cute, but needs more pun.

>>13834454
Man, those are some scorchers.

>> No.13834466

>>13834455
>Grand Underwater fights between Kraken and Selkie
Those sound hilariously one sided

>> No.13834471

>>13834462
I need to read that one, always had a fondness for Tsukumogami even if they're not the most popular type of girl around here.

>> No.13834474

>>13834352
>Buff ghost
>Smart Girtablilu
>Leader Akaname
>Childhood friend Akaname
Man I am popular with filth-lickers

>> No.13834476

>>13834466
Right? How could a Kraken ever hope to defeat a majestic Selkie? I mean, have you seen that seal tail of hers?

>> No.13834478

>>13834455
>S-Should I really be scared by a Sheep Plant Loli?
Think about it, she could make boxing gloves out of her gel and bash you about without leaving a mark.

>> No.13834481

>>13834455
>S-Should I really be scared by a Sheep Plant Loli?
>forgetting about the nefarious and bloodthirsty murderfruit

>> No.13834484

>>13834471
http://pastebin.com/8sRpnirM
Here ya go.

>MonsterGirlCrossing's Stories are nearly 2 years old

>> No.13834494

>>13834484
Cheers.
>nearly 2 years old
It's been that long already? Thinking about where the time went is scary.

>> No.13834497

>>13834484
>These threads have been around long enough that you could have earned a degree and made something of yourself by now if you didn't spend your time shitposting about monster girls
Well I've made myself upset, time to go back to bed.

>> No.13834508

>>13834497
>You could have learned Japanese in that time and been free of this place
>You could have been reading their fanfics that don't have to worry about causing a shit storm in the threads
Not that I didn't try, I just gave up in a week like with everything else productive I attempt.

>> No.13834514

>>13834456
Hmm, tough to think of anything right off the bat.
Cuddlebug, maybe. Little Princess, Fluff Bundle too. Just got to lay on the cheese to get her to turn beet red.
And Fuzzball. And I'd get her all flustered when calling her by the name she gave to her pet project, Jet Jackal.

>> No.13834516

>>13834471
This is also nice Chochin story
http://pastebin.com/kRjU8m3g

>> No.13834518
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Can I fuck it?

I wanna fuck it.

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>>13834497

>> No.13834522

>>13827289
Please Trader, we need more Chuff stories

>> No.13834525

>>13834518
Don't question, follow your dick.

I know I'd fuck it.

>> No.13834528

I want a succubus to feel me up while in public, knowing how embarrassed it makes me!

>> No.13834534

>>13834525
B-But she's so smug!

>> No.13834539

>>13834534
Hammer her from behind, squeeze her chest and yank her tail as you pick up the pace. Take that cat as if you're trying to fuck the smug out of her, it will only cause her to be more smug but that can be used as fuel to move faster.

>> No.13834540

>>13834518
Fuck it? Sure.

But she needs to get the fuck off MY couch.

>> No.13834543
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Have you reciprocated your dog-girl waifu's undying love and loyalty today, /mgt/?

>> No.13834546

>>13834518
I won't risk getting near THAT though.

>> No.13834549

>>13834539
If fucking her roughly makes her more smug, than how about close sensual cuddling, handholding, and whispering how much I love her?

>> No.13834551

>>13834518
I recognize that smile!
Isn't it mega-milk smile?

>> No.13834553

>>13834328
Shut up! NOT CANON!

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>tfw you will never be a rape teacher in MG school

>> No.13834562

>>13834557
>tfw you will never be a teacher in MG rape school

>> No.13834565

>>13834549
You fool, that's what makes her the smuggest. Do you want her to grin from ear to ear while telling you that you're a dork for falling in love with her?

>> No.13834568

>>13834557
I want to be a student who has a Shirohebi, Mindflayer, and Jabberwock Teacher! I want to ask them why all three are needed for penis inspection day and why I'm the only one in the room!

>> No.13834569

>>13834557
Fuck you

>> No.13834571

>>13834562
W-why did you carry me here, Jinko-senpai?

>> No.13834573

>>13834551

No it's Fizz's fursona.

>> No.13834574

>>13834568
>I want to ask them why all three are needed for penis inspection day and why I'm the only one in the room!
Why, for peer reviewing, of course.

>> No.13834575

>>13834571
I want a buff Jinko to pin me down and ride me!

>> No.13834584

>>13834573
>Fizz
Who?

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>>13834565
But who is the biggest dork? The person who falls in love with her, or her for attracting dorks? I mean, if falling in love with her makes me a dork, than by consequence she must be an even bigger dork!

And of course I still love her regardless. Her paws are all mine to massage and love after all!

>> No.13834593

I want to confess my love to a Manticore!

>> No.13834596

>>13834569
Huh?
You don't like rape in a rape thread?

>> No.13834609

>>13834543
I would if I could.

>>13834568
>I want to ask them why all three are needed for penis inspection day and why I'm the only one in the room!
Why wouldn't you be? It would obviously be gay if all the guys were getting their penis inspected at the same time. Man, MG teachers would be pretty cool.

>> No.13834613

>>13834609
But isn't it a little weird how they have penis inspection day three times a day?

>> No.13834616

>>13834613
Of course not! They just want to make sure it's alright. In a world full of MGs, I would be more concerned if they didn't make sure it was ok.

>> No.13834617

>>13834613
They need to eliminate the possibility of any errors in the testing process with repetition. It's the scientific process, Anon.

>> No.13834620

>>13834616
>>13834617
But isn't it odd how they've given Anon his Penis Inspection Day for over 11 years? I mean Anon is about to graduate High School with his diploma and they're still excusing him from class for Penis Inspection Day.

>> No.13834625

>>13834620
Consistency! Caring! Creamy cum!

These are the three things your monstergirl teachers value. You should be thanking them for it.

>> No.13834627

>>13834620
They need to make sure he's still healthy, duh.

>> No.13834628

>>13834620
Why does it seem like you're just trying to find an issue with this, friend? They just want to make sure he is healthy. And, 11 years? Hah. Some people are given penis inspections by the same teacher all their life. That's true caring.

>> No.13834630

>>13834625
But Sensei, Onee-chan said that penis inspection day isn't part of the school curriculum. She said that only siblings should be the one to test that

>> No.13834631

>>13834625
>>13834627
>>13834628
But what'll the old shirohebi, mindflayer, and jabberwock do when Anon graduates? Can they legally perform penis inspection when he graduates school?

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>roleplaying
>roleplaying as shota

>> No.13834652

>>13834631
Mindflayer fucks with his head to make him believe he has to go to school for it after work. Only it's not school, it's an abandoned warehouse and only he sees it as his old place of education.

>> No.13834654

>>13834171
>>13834066
>>13834032
>>13833946

Pretty sure .less' self-insert husbando for Haohi is just an incubus.

>> No.13834655

>>13834647
>Wasting images on 3d bitches
Shota is shit sure but fuck off with that.

>> No.13834658

>>13834652
Spooky
So something like timelord moth but instead of time it's mind control?

>> No.13834659

>>13834647
>Wasting the images
DELETE THIS

>> No.13834665

>>13834647
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13834667

>>13834652
I want my old teachers to work together to forever keep me their cute little student/fuck toy

Forever

>> No.13834670

>>13834658
Exactly that, god knows what the poor soul's reaction would be if the mind control broke and he realised he was looking up at the stars in the wreck of an old building while surrounded by familiar faces with twisted lust in their eyes.

>> No.13834671

>>13834670
Twisted lust AND love, don't forget the love. The trio wouldn't put all this work into keeping him if they didn't love him.

>> No.13834678

>>13833982

>Be invited by friend to a night club where they have live shows of various MGs dancing in honor of their culture
>You've seen the belly dancing Lamiae and the hard rocking Thunderbirds, and up next is a duet of Gandharva and Apsara
>She's coquettishly dressed as she takes the stage, wearing nothing but what looks like a thong and a small pareo to cover her backside
>Her breasts are hidden beneath two silken curtains of a bikini, and there's a strange milk-like substance covering her wrists and lower legs
>Oh okay this should be interesting
>She smiles as she locks eyes with you, as if she could hear your inner thoughts as she begins her dance
>Every movement is calculated, from the gyration of her whole body as if in a belly dance to the way she rotates her hips
>Your eyes are plastered to her "assets"
>The milky fluid is dancing around her now, flying off her finger tips and forming into a cloudy lotus flower pattern above
>The music's picking up speed
>She's still singing and dancing, her breasts lactating and the top seeming to diffuse into the cloudy milk, as well as her bottom
>She's in the full nude while dancing now and you can't escape the immense pull of her labia or breasts
>The Apsara purses her full lips as she finishes her dance, bringing the milky stuff above crashing down back around her body, titillating all the bachelor's in the audience as it blocks her nipples and labia from view
>Giving one final full body undulation like a rope of soft, malleable love
>TFW it takes your friend no less than five minutes to break you out of the daze she put you in
>He's holding a small note, it has a time stamp on it with the words "I'll be waiting for you, Boya <3~"

>> No.13834684

>>13834678
I want to see an ushi oni take the stage right after. She'd make some sideways shuffling movements and weird arm and leg poses and get booed off the stage.
And then somebody has to get the skulking ushi oni off the ceiling with a broom.

>> No.13834688

I want to confess my love to a hellhound.

>> No.13834703

>>13834684
Anon, don't you know? The only way to truly cheer up an Ushi-Oni is with copious amounts of snuggling! That's what all their fluff is meant for!

>> No.13834708

>>13834684
I want her to do that train whistle motion thing while saying "all aboard the rape train!"

>> No.13834710

>>13833891
oh boy looks like charon for a sec

>> No.13834714

>>13834684

>TFW we'll never have a story of this scenario where it's a loli Ushi Oni who has to be used as a spidercow backpack in the club owner's care

>> No.13834727

>>13834352
>Sahuagin, Swim team captain because a hockey captain roughing up the goalie is asking for a bad time.
Eh cute girl but I don't care, although my sister may take offense.
>2. Dark slime
That's nice, still don't care.
>3. Chimaera
Huh, I wonder if personality is popular or all of them are popular? Same with the vendetta. Either way I continue not caring.
>4. Cheshire cat childhood friend.
Getting head pats and married eventually.

>> No.13834728

>>13834688
"Jeez Anon, you're such an idiot. Don't you know it's the girl who's meant to make the confession? Now I feel like a fucking moron.
"You know how you're going to make this up to me, right? Maybe, just maybe, if you keep talking about how much you love me, I'll go gentle on you."

>> No.13834734

>>13834684
I want to tell her how much I liked her dance, and ask if she would do it again for me.

>> No.13834745

>>13834728
I want to confess my love to an Amazon and see her reaction when I break social norms by me, a mere frail human boy, confessing to her!

>> No.13834750
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>>13834609
>I would if I could.

But Anon, you can. She's right there, just inches away from you. Won't you give her your hand? Won't you treat her with all the love and affection she deserves?

>> No.13834753

>>13834745
I want an Amazon to grab me by my collar, slam me against the wall, and threaten me in sexual ways!

>> No.13834784
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Needs more Wendigos.

>> No.13834796

>>13834784
>>13834784
Yea, they're cute.

>> No.13834802

>>13834338
>Crow Tengu not in first
This poll is rigged.

>> No.13834805

I want my Dragon Waifu to beat up a Wendigo for me!

>> No.13834811

>>13834338
>Vote for Siren
>Find out I'm the only one who voted for her.

Guess I'm the only one who likes her, or has her as their favorite harpy if I wanted to be more accurate.

>> No.13834813

>>13834802
>feathers up yo dick
Pls no.

>> No.13834816

>>13834813
I'll fight you. Crows a cute.

>> No.13834827

>>13834811
Siren has 2 votes, and I'm still the only one who voted for Harpy

>> No.13834829

>>13834827
>Another Siren lover
I know you're there brother!

>> No.13834830

>>13834813
Wouldn't it apply to all harpies?
And if you mean that story I'm pretty sure that was black harpies, not crows

>> No.13834831

>>13833899
Trying to remember what got posted on /a/. Something about free picture/touching privileges to those who...bought(?) or watched the first two episodes of the show.

Temporarily broke the constant shitflinging for a moment of sympathy. A slight moment, but still...

>> No.13834833

>>13834827
Why did you vote for the most vanilla harpy?

>> No.13834840
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>>13834833
I just happen to like vanilla harpies the most

>> No.13834842

>>13834352
>Buff Zombie
>Smart Chimaera
>Boss Scylla
>Friendly Ignis

Went through quite a number of rerolls just to get chimaera. It was one non-species opetion after another.

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13834855

>>13834840
I like vanilla harpies with elven ears.

Not that that stopped me from voting for the Gandharva.

>> No.13834856

>>13834352
>Fit, tall Girtablilu
first roll was Chief God, but not an actual MG type, thank god
>Smart mimic
lots of pranks incoming
>Cyclops leader
she must hate human boys with two eyes, or four, in the case of me wearing glasses
>Hobgoblin childhood friend
I think I'm pretty fucked, but Hobgoblin probably has her own little army of goblins to protect us.

>> No.13834857

>>13834856
How dare you have so many eyes while she has only 1

>> No.13834859

>>13834856
Aren't Hobgoblins actually pretty tank-like? I'm sure she'd fuck shit up Saejima style if provoked.

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>>13834857
Maybe she's got big titties?

>> No.13834863

>>13834857
I'll be sure to check my multiple eye privilege
>>13834859
Yeah, you're right, they are. I just wanted a jinko childhood friend badly
>inb4 not a valid option

>> No.13834868

>>13834860
True but why would she hate you so much?
Surely there is a centaur or something for her to hate

>> No.13834869

>>13834863
>check my multiple eye privilege
>getting bullied by a tumbler fujo Cyclops
HOT

>> No.13834874

I wonder what a House Centipede would be like.

>Look's like an Oomukade but with longer legs and can run like hell
>Hunts by venom/trampling/tearing prey apart
>/fit/
>Has an undying loyalty to the master of the house in return for a place to stay
>Will ardently defend the home to the death
>Cunning fighter, will use hit and run tactics to let the venom do the work for her
>Willing to lose a limb or two if it means victory
>Mildly paranoid over the idea of guests coming in, thinking them as potential enemies
>When not in defend mode is generally lax and would spend too much time watching T.V.
>hooked to a computer to avoid spending a third of her free time watching commercials

>> No.13834881

I want to stroke a Jinko's tail!

>> No.13834885

>>13834352
>Dire hellhound
Okay, that's pretty threatening
>Super smart blue oni
Jesus, they're already the smart onis! is this game just doubling up on shit?
>Leader Chimaera
This is not gonna be a fun school, is it?
>Childhood friend Youko
There is hope! Time to start banging and give her lots of tails. It's the only way I'm gonna survive!

>> No.13834889

>>13834885
>Time to start banging and give her lots of tails.
It's rape if she uses your emotional distress to entice you into sex, anon.
>Oh, did you get bullied again today?
>Don't worry, Anon...
>Just let it all out inside me~
>It'll make you feel so much better~

>> No.13834893

>>13834889
I dunno, comfort sex with fluffy tail sounds kind of amazing.

>> No.13834903

>>13834885
>Dire hellhound

I like this. I like how we have this whole sliding scale of canine girls, starting from small and weak, going up to huge and strong.

From smallest to largest:
>Chihuahua dog-girl
>All the other breed variants of dog-girls
>Malamute dog-girl
>Werewolf
>Dire werewolf
>Hellhound
>Dire Hellhound
>Ceberus?
>Dogscape monstergirl

>> No.13834904

>>13834352

1. Buff Sahuagin. Not very intimidating.
2. Smart Nekomata. Okay, that's actually kind of frightening. And horribly sexy.
3. A Bee. I don't like bees, and they don't like me. I also happen to be allergic.
4. Minotaur childhood friend. I win. I fucking win, baby.

>> No.13834906

>>13834903
>>Chihuahua dog-girl
>Tsunloli with bulging eyes
Disgusting!

>> No.13834907

>>13834869
Don't worry, she'll help you get over your privilege, with her help of course.
She'll just need to you to be ridden until you understand your privilege.
Oh NO! it won't be her doing it, she's a got a few cousins who would love to show you their forges though.
hope you don't mind them video taping you.

>> No.13834913

>>13834352
>Buff Football captain Dark Angel
That's oddly scary.
>Smart Minflayer
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>Leader Sahuagin
Meh.
>Childhood friend Merrow
She's ok.

>> No.13834918

>>13834907
>it won't be her doing it
Ruined it. It's much better if it's her raping you until she accidentally moans cutely and gives you a soft kiss during an orgasm before realizing what she did and slapping you silly.

>> No.13834920

>>13834903
We do not mention that horrible, horrible place.

>> No.13834922

>>13834918
Please, she's the class queen, why would she lower herself to doing someone like you?

>> No.13834930

>>13834352

>Buff Will-o-wisp
>Smart Dark Angel
>Leader Chochin Obake

>And my childhood friend is a USHI-ONI

>> No.13834931

Y'know, everyone here talks about how great Holst milk is, but think about all the other possibilities!
What would Holst yogurt be like?
What about Holst ice cream?
Or Holst cheese?

>> No.13834938

>>13834922
>class queen
>tumblerina cyclops
What is this, an art school or something?

>> No.13834941

>>13834930

tfw no sweet, caring childhood friend ushi to make you bento boxes

>> No.13834940

>>13834931
Don't know, all I know is that I'm only buying holst cheese from now.
That'll teach those large mice, hinezumi, and dourmice who keep breaking in!

>> No.13834942

>>13834938
It's a school for song and dance.
Don't worry though, just sing about the booty.

>> No.13834944

>>13834940
Sharp cheddar made from Holst milk sounds amazing.

>> No.13834946

>>13834940
>They all gang up on you to get revenge.
>You're covered in mouse boobs that each tit can fit in your whole palm
THE HUMANITY!

>> No.13834948

>>13834906
That's what you get when you perform genetic crimes upon the poor dog girls.

>>13834920
What's wrong, Anon? Don't you want to bask in the majesty of the dog-girlscape? To feel her softness beneath your feet, to happen upon a dog-girl pillar and see all those werewolves and hellhounds moaning in ecstasy as they become one with the dog-girlmind? All you need to do is reach out and touch them, and let yourself merge with all those loving, fleshbound monstergirls as they join your nerves to those of the dog-girl mother. Then you can know true pleasure at the hands of every canine monstergirl ever to live, letting your mind melt away as she wraps herself around you.
Sometimes, I unnerve myself with the things I think up.
I also kind of wan to write about it.

>> No.13834953

>>13834931
Holst Cheese!
Alrune Tomatoes!
Sanitized Matango Shrooms!
Put on a Pizza and make a bunch of HEALTH monster girls!

>> No.13834955

>>13834953
Why stop there? Make an omelet with Cockatrice eggs and Holst mozzarella!

>> No.13834960

>>13834953
Why not just stop by Pizza Barometz's place?

>> No.13834966

>>13834953
>Sanitized matango shrooms

Man, I'd totally go for the job of collecting those. I'd give her old books in exchange for her mushrooms, telling her about the world outside her isolated forest she can never leave while picking them all. I'd even take photos of places beyond the forest at her request, and bring back trinkets until she's got an open-air room full of knick-nacks and entertainment.

I think I just want a cute, naive matango to care for and educate.

>> No.13834974

Speak to me of all things soft, fluffy and kind. I need to draw inspiration so I can go against my own nature and do something nice.

>> No.13834976

>>13834946
Oh no....the horror...what ever will I.....do?

>> No.13834977

>>13834966
I'm not sexually attracted to Matangos in any way, but hanging out with one in the forest and talking about books sounds pretty chill.

>> No.13834978

>>13834966
>a cute, naive matango to care for and educate
That would be nice. Write it maybe?

>> No.13834980

>>13834974
A sahuagin wrapped in a pillow cocoon egging Anon to get her milk for her cereal.

>> No.13834999

>>13834974
I was reading through this earlier to get back in the groove. Mostly because I wrote a decent amount of it.
If you're not sick of anubi, you might enjoy it.

http://imgur.com/a/ilF1c#0

>> No.13835002

>>13834974
>I need to draw inspiration so I can go against my own nature and do something nice
Hello .less

>> No.13835006

>>13834999
>sick of anubi
Impossiburu!
>>13835002
No, I'm a writer.

>> No.13835008

>>13834953
>Put on a Pizza and make a bunch of HEALTH monster girls!
Average wrote something like that, but it involves a Wyvern that's big into Final Fantasy.

>> No.13835011

>>13834974
A thunderbird fussing over her puffball, static charged chicks that cling to most things with small hugs and static.

>> No.13835012

>>13834999
>you will never deny your Anubutt childhood friends affections in favor of a yandere Apophis

>> No.13835015

>>13834976
Maybe give them more Hol cheese! See how they like that!

>> No.13835018

>>13835012
Now, I certainly wouldn't do that if childhood friends were involved.

>> No.13835021

>>13834978
Maybe I'll add it to the backlog. Who knows.
But don't hold your breath.

>> No.13835023

>>13835011
"Anon, help! They're stuck to me and I can't get them off!"
>you come in, put a fuzzy wool hat and sweater on her, and watch as her chicks start setting off tiny static sparks everywhere

>> No.13835026

>>13835023
And thus, a housewife becomes a super villain, the nefarious Spark Lark!

>> No.13835030

>>13835015
You,
I like the way you think.
I'll give them all the holst cheese they can stomache

>> No.13835031

>>13835026
>Super Wurm decides not to fight her when Spark Lark's tiny lightning chicks make her hair frizz and instead gives her some cash for taking care of them

>> No.13835034

>>13835031
Good, good. Their friendship will only make Friendship Holst more powerful!

>> No.13835036

>>13835030
>Eventually you get chubby meeces with breasts bigger than their chubby bodies

>> No.13835038

>>13834543

Always.

Fucking cute.

>> No.13835039

>>13835034
I wanna be friends with Friendship Holst

>> No.13835043

>>13835039
And she wants to be friends with you. And take over the world.

>> No.13835044

>>13835043
So Friendship Holst is basically Hank Scorpio with tig ol' bitties.

>> No.13835048

I want a seductive Arachne to tie me up and lovingly insult me during sexytimes!

>> No.13835049

>>13835043
She disrupts traffic by organizing giant cuddle puddles in the middle of the street.

>> No.13835051
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>>13835048
Can you afford it, honey?

>> No.13835056

>>13834953
>matango anything on food

And for the first time, anon turned down pizza and committed arson.

>> No.13835057

>>13835051
Well assuming she's my waifu, I'd only have to pay her in my moans.
Although Rachnee doing that to me sounds wonderful too.

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>>13835048
I wanna drink a hathorite Arachnes breast milk

>> No.13835059

>>13834328
This is just...pathetic. SJWs would rather we all die than actually solve issues.

>>13834332
You know what's what.

>> No.13835060

>>13835051
Rachnera is a whore! WHORE!

>> No.13835062

>>13835058
>It makes monsters lactate webbing.

>> No.13835066

>>13835048
I want a CC Arachne to try and get me over my Arachnaphobia!

>> No.13835067

>>13835060
What's wrong, didn't momma give you enough allowance?

>> No.13835068

>>13835062
"Anon was found dead in his house this morning. He seems to have asphyxiated on what appears to be spider silk, which caused a blockage in his throat."

>> No.13835070

>>13835056
>Sanitized

They'll hook you, but only because of how good they taste.

>> No.13835071

Arrooo~
puu dot sh/jeUAf/c70a5156fd.jpg

>> No.13835072

>>13835062
Nah, I think it'd work more like that description from the previous thread, it'd have a "lingering" taste.

>> No.13835076

>>13835071
False advertising! I declare shenanigans!

>> No.13835077

>>13835071
When did .less draw this?

Why not make her Delicious Brown?

>> No.13835078

>>13835071
Damn, I haven't seen an update in that image in a long while.

Good work mang.

>> No.13835081

>>13835071
>Paint Tool Sai for colouring

Well, that's novel. I like it so far though.

>> No.13835083

>>13835078
on that image*

>> No.13835085

>>13835067
>implying you could pay ME to touch a filthy spider

>> No.13835086

>>13835036
A welcome end, I'll just need to spoil and take responsibility then.
Hope they enjoy massages.

>> No.13835087

>>13834352
>Will-o-the-Wisp Jock Bully
Uhoh.
>Cheshire Cat Smart Bully
Oh that's just going to be insufferable.
>Apsara Leader
Well then...
>Jinko Childhood Friend
Maybe not all bad.

>> No.13835088

>>13835085
Sour grapes...

>> No.13835089

>>13835071
>Arrooo~
I feel deceived.

A dragon is fine too though.

>> No.13835090

>>13833772

THATS A DAMN MUSHROOM FOOL

>> No.13835091

>>13833772
Damn, that's pretty.

>> No.13835093

>>13834518
Her torso looks kinda...long.

>> No.13835096

>>13835071
>blue dragon
Electroshock paizuri when?

>> No.13835097

>>13835088
Projection and lies...

>> No.13835099
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13835099

RUUULEEES OF NATUUUREEHHH!

>> No.13835102

>>13835051
How much for pitying looks after I cum the instant her fingers wrap around my shaft?

>> No.13835104

>>13835102
That'll be about tree-fiddy.

>> No.13835106

>>13834999
I find it funny I'm the one who screencapped all but one or two of those...

>> No.13835107

>>13835099
>that bare underside on the tail

She will be defenseless against my nibbling!

>> No.13835109

>>13835104
400 yen? So it's even cheaper than the micropenis shaming? Hot damn, that's a bargain!

>> No.13835110

>>13835107
Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!

>> No.13835111

I want to piss off a monster girl by acting incredibly bored during rape.

>> No.13835115

>>13835109
It was then I realized, that the sexy spider dominatrix was actually a thirty-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era.

>> No.13835117

>>13835089
Then give me a hellhound with a collar or something else.

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>>13835070

>> No.13835119
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>>13835111

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>>13835117
Not him, but does this count?

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>>13835117
I choose... something else!

>> No.13835126

>>13835123
NOPE, STILL AFRAID!

>> No.13835127

>>13835118
>a pack of rabid dogs, feeding on misery

Matangos are sweet, squishy, naive girls who just want to live out in the forest, make friends and live out their lives with a loving husband.

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>>13835123
I remember posting pic-related, which somehow compelled .less to turn it into a cute girl.
>still no Seraph/Ophanim girl stories

>> No.13835136

>>13835132
That's it. I'm moving to Innsmouth and chanting Dagon's praises from now on.

>> No.13835140

>>13835136
Your Mindflayer Waifu will be with you shortly.

>> No.13835141

>>13835132
>Seraph/Ophanim girl
That's just a weird Abomination, anon. I'd just eat some tentaclepussy and get over with it.

>> No.13835144

>>13835140
Iä, Iä, that's the stuff.

>> No.13835146

>>13835136
Anon, that's a Christian depiction of angels. Straight from the Bible.
"In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord, high and exalted, seated on a throne; and the train of his robe filled the temple. Above him were seraphim, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying." -Isaiah 6:1-2

>> No.13835147

>>13835127
>Matangos are an infectious blight that want to spread endlessly like the virus they are

>When reproducing, they can't increase in number with spores alone. In order to give birth to a new matango, they need to cause a human women to inhale a spore. If this happens then the spore will grow inside them just as with men. The mushroom, having grabbed a part of the woman’s mind, will drastically increase her sexual desires, making them attack men and absorb their semen. This makes the mushroom grow rapidly, and it soon changes the woman into a matango. If a woman in a village breathes in the spores, that village will soon become a “Village of the matango.”

Peddles your lies somewhere else.

>> No.13835149

>>13835146
I know what it is, that's why I'm getting away from Christians and to some reasonable folk.

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>>13835144
Mindflayer vulva is love.

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>>13835152
That's an Inkling you mong.

>> No.13835161

>>13835147
So girls just have to stay out of the mushroom forest unless they want to make a new best friend for life.

>> No.13835163

I want a Kraken to handcuff me to the bed and rub her sticky body all over me!

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>>13835117
There's always the hellhound in the middle which should be a quickie. Other than that the only uncoloured Hellhounds on here are the Kitsune hybrid ones.

>> No.13835167

>>13835158
I see they've already got to you...

>> No.13835176

>>13835034
>>13835043
Quite unfortunate your friend White Mask fell out that window to her death Friendship Holst.

Very unfortunate indeed.

>> No.13835177

Reminder
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2788237

>> No.13835178

>>13835161
>spores
>carried by the wind
>all she has to do is stay out of the forest

Are you one of those people who get pleasure from lying?

>> No.13835180

>>13835177
>mindflayer talk right now
>the first image that got linked after their profile was guro

I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>> No.13835183

>>13835180
Oh worry not, it has nothing to do with Mindflayers.

It's regarding mermaids.

>> No.13835184

>>13835178
Yes. I mean, you could just build your civilisations upwind to the matango populations.

>> No.13835185

>>13835180
It's safe. Unrelated to Mindflayers.

Honestly looks like something you'd see in the Haunted Mansion, though.

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>>13835177
There's nothing wrong with the non-mythological Mermaids though.

>> No.13835191

I want to pit a matango against a dark slimegirl to see who can melt/assimilate a human girl volunteer first.
I'm sure she'd get a kick out of the clashing pleasure fronts, too.

>> No.13835196

>>13835177
I find the ones inside the water more attractives than the one with the boy.

Thanks /mgg/

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>> No.13835200

>>13835198
Delete that shit

>> No.13835201

>>13835191
Matangos and Dark Slimes can't assimilate other monstergirls.

>> No.13835202

>>13835198
>Asura's Wrath intensifies

>> No.13835205

>>13835191
The dark slime would win. Easily. Like, it's not even a contest.

>>13835198
Oh god. That is hilarious.

>> No.13835206

>>13835191
I want to merge mantis and arachne to create an ambush specialist.
she's going to get so many headpats growing up.

>> No.13835209

>>13835198
>mistakes into miracles.png

>> No.13835210

>>13835198
This is wrong is so very many ways.

Curse you dA slashers. Pairing up random characters from entirely unrelated series who likely already have significant others, and then drawing/writing absolutely shitty works regarding said oh-so-wrong pairing.

>> No.13835212

>>13835183
>>13835185
This does not expand dong.

>> No.13835214

>>13835201
>>13835201
I might not have explained clearly enough. There's one dark slime, one matango, and one human girl. The matango casts her spores, while the dark slime begins to convert her from the feet up.
Then you wait, and see what the girl ends up turning into.

>> No.13835216

>>13835198
I think you'd garner more reaction in the /a/ MM thread.
That might interrupt their futa dick and kemono discussion though.

>> No.13835217

>>13835198
>that manface on Miia

HAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.13835224

>>13835198
Man do I envy the blind right now.

>> No.13835226

>>13835224
Blind gazer when?

>> No.13835227

>>13835226
Hopefully never because that shit's dumb.

>> No.13835232

>>13835210
It's good sometimes.

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>>13835099
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

>> No.13835236

>>13835233
MGR2 when?

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13835238

>>13835233
Mini Ushi in cardboard Excelsus armor when?

>> No.13835240

>>13835233
Give up free will forever, their voices won't be heard at all.

>> No.13835241

>>13835214
>Dark Matango slime
>it has charm magic
>it can poof/teleport it's spores instantly
>it can sprout infection tentacles to inject into the target's bloodstream for instant monsterization/mushroomfication
>IT CONCIOUSLY SPREADS

you've killed us all!!

>> No.13835245

>>13835240
DISPLAY OBEDIENCE
WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE

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>>13835224
As a head without a body, I envy the dead.

>> No.13835247

>>13835245
And blindly swear intelligence,
Let your country control your mind!

>> No.13835248

>>13835246
Kinda want a dullahan's head to say this.
Right before she gets throat fucked.

>> No.13835252

>>13835246
As a body without a brain, potato.

>> No.13835254

>>13835248
or Charon

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>>13835247
(LET YOUR WAIFU CONTROL YOUR SOUL)

>> No.13835262
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>> No.13835268

>>13835257
Live in ignorance,
And purchase your happiness,

>> No.13835273

>>13835262
>that gap
>that waist-to-hip ratio

>> No.13835275

>>13835268
WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST
THINKING CEASES, THE TRUTH IS LOST

>> No.13835278

>>13835275
Don't you worry
You'll be told eactly what to do!

>> No.13835281

>>13835257
How the hell do you lethalize an energy drink?

>> No.13835284

>>13835278
I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE LIVES THEY NEED
THE RIGHTEOUS WILL SUCCEED!

>> No.13835288

>>13835281
Put-in polonium.

>> No.13835290

>>13835284
The fires of greed will burn the weak.
So we'll make freedom obsolete.

>> No.13835297
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>Eeeexcuuuseeee meee! Anon sir! Can I come with you on your adventure?
Uh-oh, that pip-squeak wants to leave town with you! What do?

>> No.13835298

>>13835290
MAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY
COLLECTIVE CONCIOUSSNESS CONTROLLED AS YOU WILL SEE

>> No.13835303

>>13835281
Well they can already wreck your kidneys. So drawing a cute girl and giving it a blade to kidney shot you doesn't seem too farfetched to me.

>> No.13835305

>>13835297
I allow her to join my party. Secretly I was very lonely on my own.

>> No.13835306

>>13835297
I don't take her with me, that simple.

>> No.13835308

>>13835297
While I don't hate them, I wouldn't mind designating her as my pack mule.

>> No.13835309

>>13835297

Sure OK. I don't really mind.

>> No.13835312

>>13835297
Eh, could always use another party member.

>>13835298
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul

>> No.13835314

>>13835297
Well, why not. It could be worse.

>> No.13835316

>>13835306
So she'll just follow you and put on a paper-thin disguise when she comes to your rescue.

>> No.13835317

>>13835297

I need a healslut, not succubus.

>> No.13835318

>>13835297
Tell her to get her armour enchanted, and not with sex spells. She won't last a day unless she puts some shield charms on those garments.
Then I'll cuddle her in my sleep because I only had the one tent.

>> No.13835319

>>13835316
Then I'll bop her on the head and tell her to go home.

>> No.13835320

>>13835312
LET YOUR COUNTYR CONTROL YOUR SOUL
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL!

>> No.13835321

>>13834144
Damn that sounds adorable

>> No.13835327

>>13835297
Tell her to pick up her stuff, because we are going on an adventure!

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>>13835297
I already have a team partner but as long you don't hit on me I don't think she would mind

>> No.13835334

>>13835297
>demon

I don't think so Pagan

>> No.13835335

>>13835327
But that'll make you late for dinner!

>> No.13835339

>>13835320
And then it repeats
A welcome distraction from Seed.

>> No.13835345

>>13835339
Oh you poor soul, you're still at it?

>> No.13835352

>>13835345
Episode 34 of the origional.
Then I have destiny to 'look forward to'
God damn Flay is awful.

>> No.13835357

>>13835317
She says she's got healing saliva. Is that good enough?

>>13835339
>>13835352
Fucking hell. Haven't you been watching that for over a month now?
You might as well just give up on watching that timeline.

>> No.13835360

>>13835357
I go in bursts, usually while cooking.
At this point I mostly just want to see how bad it can get.

>> No.13835368

>>13834352
>Kakuen
>Cheshire
>Merrow
>Cyclops

I'm pretty fucked. But I'll endure all the bullying to protect that monoeye's smile.

>> No.13835375

So I'm curious were some of you guys bullied to hell in high school or something? So many of these things seem to revolve around getting bullied or raped or something. Why not a normal relationship between friends? Is it too boring?

>> No.13835378

>>13835375
>Is it too boring?
Damn straight it is, and I had good relations in Highschool.

>> No.13835380

>>13835312
>>13835339
Now I shall blast this as I go on a quest for the food of the gods. Pepperoni and bacon best combo. Supreme close second.

>> No.13835383

>>13835375
Yes, holst sensei used touched me down there.

>> No.13835385

>>13835375
I was beaten by my family and lived many nights starving, crying and hating life. I did get some bullying in school but mainly middle, high school was fine.

I want to be bullied and loved by some dragon girl, or lamia girl, or wolf girl!

>> No.13835389

>>13835375
I was bullied a little bit in grade school, but they didn't do much anyway.

>> No.13835390

>>13835375
I don't mind normal stuff, it's just, this is the rape thread.

And no one bullies you after you slash someone's face open , even if by accident, or when you pick up the habit of hitting assholes with chairs.

I love my country.

>> No.13835393

>>13835390
>this is the rape thread
You sure about that

>> No.13835397

>>13835385
Nice blog.

>> No.13835398
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>>13835375
I like a little power-play. Is that so wrong?

>> No.13835402

>>13835390
Come on now, we have cute shit too.

>> No.13835404

>>13835375
Yes until beating the shit out of the guy and he ended up getting turned into a laughing stock over it.

It's not that though, it's just with most MGE girls being dominant by default the best way to fit them into a modern setting without them landing in jail is probably as a bully or at the very least pushy about what they want.

>> No.13835406

>>13835375
I wasn't bullied, I was one of the bullies

>> No.13835408

>>13835397
Hey, I was just answering the question

>> No.13835420

>>13835297
You must be this level to join my party.

>> No.13835421

>>13835375
It was mostly middle school for me, and none of it was physical. In hindsight, I was an annoying little shit. But it was the bullying that made me go into my chuuni edgy emo phase. We all had it. The one where we listened to a bunch of nu metal and whined about how nobody liked us.

>> No.13835422

>>13835375
I don't see the appeal of bullying. People in these threads think that teasing and bullying are the same anyway.

>> No.13835428

>>13835198
I bet the artist actually thinks Miia is sakura and he/she is doing a NaruSaku out of petty revenge

>> No.13835432

>>13835428
I'm no Naruto expert (most of my knowledge of it comes from one of the fighting games that my friends used to like), but wasn't there already a character with a snake motif?

>> No.13835434

>>13835297
>Only if you survive my 100 Mach Bop to the nose

>> No.13835458

>>13835422
Guess that explains my dislike towards tsunderes in general. I have a tendency to take insults and belittling at face value...

>> No.13835465

>>13835458
Tsunderes are not that bad when done right, which is almost never.

>> No.13835489

>>13835238
I'm not sure if I like the picture or not. It's done really well, but the design is kind of strange.

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>>13835238
That armor design reminds me of some of Keith Thompson's art. He does a lot of tech stuff (spaceships, weapons, mechs, etc.), and even a few monster girls. Most of his monster girls are filled with body horror and not exactly something you'd want to stick your dick in, though. Pic very much related.

>> No.13835500

>>13835489
The mecha-ushi's human portion needs panel lines and bolts and the like, kinda similar to how Raiden looks with his "human" body in MGS4s ending.

She also needs to be brown or green or something, and her seal needs to be more mechanical.

>> No.13835508

>>13835500
My grief is she's basically wearing a mecha suit.

>> No.13835535
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>>13834352
>buff Hinezumi

Every day at PE and at various breaks she'll come up to me, and challenge me to a fight. She claims it's to beat my ugly face in. Yet there's a certain glint in her eyes when sparring me. It's like she secretely hopes that i'll defeat her someday.

>Clever Leanan Sidhe

I can't go by a day to see some insulting drawing on the walls or at locks depicting me as a loser. But that's the least of my worries. It's been the third time this month that i've opened up my locker only to have a paint bomb explode in my face.

But that's not all. She's spiked my food and drinks more than once already. Having me fall asleep, after which she can "decorate" my face and body. I've noticed she mostly enjoys "decorating" down there, lewd bastard.

I suspects she gets her fancy drugs from their leader. That cheeky little bastard

>Dormouse

I didn't know Dormouses could have enemies, perhaps it's because I stepped on her tail once while she was sleeping. Or perhaps she's mistaking me for somoene else. No matter, she seems keen on ruining my day and making my life a living hell.

Though aside from the occasional remark she'll let her two friends do all the work. Atleast Dormouses don't go agains't their nature.

It's not all that bad, aslong as I stick around my good friend.

>Pharaoh

Why I don't understand, but she's always been around me since we were young. Perhaps that just it, she is simply used to me.

It's certainly helpfull, she has her own little fanclub that keeps their eyes on me. In a good way that is. They keep the majority of problems off my back. I've also noticed the mummies taking their time to remove the little works of art, preventing me and Pharaoh from seeing them.

They can't prevent everything though. Especially not the constant challenges from that Hinezumi, which they respect and keep their distance from.

All in all it's not that bad. I think i'll make it through. I just have to keep training and stay on my guard.

>> No.13835555

>>13835393
Damn fucking sure.

>>13835402
True, but the highlight is still rape, whether regular or reverse.

>cute

You say it as if we're fapping to crying, beaten , bloody real world type rape.

>> No.13835557

>>13835535
Damn nigga, that's a lot of detail.

>> No.13835566

>>13835198
It's like a car crash, you just can't look away.

>> No.13835582

I honestly thought that the Overlord anime you people were talking about was based off the games for a solid week.

I'm not a smart man.

>> No.13835584

>>13835297

What kind of skills you got kiddo?

>> No.13835591

I want to host a Monster Girl Elementary School meeting where I tell the student body of all the young impressionable monster girl minds about the dangers of niggers

>> No.13835598

>>13835591
Getting real tired of your shit /pol/.

>> No.13835601

>>13835398

No I wax just curious since there seems to be alot of imaginary bullying

>> No.13835607

>>13835598
It's important knowledge they need to know. Do you want your daughteru to bring home a man who goes "ooga booga where da white monsters at?"

>> No.13835610

>>13835607
Just headcanon that niggers don't exist like I do.

>> No.13835619

>>13835465

what's an example of them done right?

>> No.13835623

>>13835607
What women would you teach your son to avoid?

>> No.13835624

>>13835582
Did you rike it though?

>> No.13835629

>>13835623
Weak wimpy girls that want him to dom her. That's some sick perverted sick. I want him to be a nice househusband for a good powerful dragon-type girl.

>> No.13835630

>>13835607
>implying monstergirls care about such things

If they have a dick, they're viable.

>> No.13835631

>>13835624
Yeah it's pretty good.

>> No.13835632

>>13835623
The weak ones

>> No.13835633

>>13835629
>betas making betas

I am happy you will never breed.

>> No.13835636
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13835636

How come nobody ever talks about them?

>> No.13835638

>>13835636
krakens are better

>> No.13835640

>>13835633
Not true. Hiss wife will help him raise their children into fine strong women.

>> No.13835641

>>13835636
They're bullies who sink people's ships and they're mean.

>> No.13835647

>>13835641
Those are the krakens

>> No.13835648

>>13835633
It's not beta, it's supporting nice traditional gender roles. If I had a daughteru I'd expect her to be smart, talented, and tough. I'd sign her up for all the extra curricular activities and sports.

>> No.13835657

>>13835647
at least krakens are hot

>> No.13835659

>>13835647
Nereids still are jerks. Krakens accidentally sink ships, Nereids are less violent sinking them but intentionally do it. You take your little row boat to see? Expect a Nereid to harass you, and right when you don't look poke a hole in your ship.

They're bullies and I don't like them!

>> No.13835662

>>13835659
>Krakens accidentally sink ships
Anon I also love krakens but don't tell lies

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>>13835648
>>13835640
>pretending to be retarded

>> No.13835664

>>13835647
Does the Krakens profile even mention ship sinking? I think it'd be easier for them to stalk a guy while being stealthy underwater.

>> No.13835669

>>13835636
Would have sex with underwater and get my air when she kisses me

>> No.13835671

>>13835659
>krakens sink ships accidentally
>accidentally

I LOVE FUNPOSTING!

>> No.13835672

>>13835664
Yes, read the profile.

>> No.13835674

>>13835662
>>13835671
I know these are just Nereids trying to make me feel stupid. Krakens are the nice girls of the sea and Nereids are jerks!

>> No.13835675

>>13835663
There is nothing wrong with obeying your wife and making sure your daughters are strong enough to get and protect a man.

>> No.13835685

I want to breathe on a hellhound and watch her charcoal skin smolder ember orange where my breath touches her.

>> No.13835689

>>13835675
Stop posting anytime.

>> No.13835690

>>13835675
I want to be a nice house husband who gives his waifu plenty of strong daughterus!

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>>13835675
>>13835689
Hold on you two.

Some duded are into househusbandry, and some dudes clearly aren't. So why shitfling?

>> No.13835701

>>13835695
>"Yay! I've got my first village's offering!"
>"Come on offering! We're going to have LOTS and LOTS of SEX!"

>> No.13835705

>>13835701
She sounds surprisingly genki, 10/10 would get dominated by and breed daughterus with.

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>>13834352
>Scylla of the Swimming Team
Cannot approach a large body of water without near-pissing myself in fear.
>Smart Mothman
Death's-head hawk moth for sure. Imagine everything that makes a moth good, then invert that. Viciously intelligent and shrewd, keeps her bullying tendency hidden from others (keeping the charade of a dumb moth), but never misses an opportunity to express her malevolence.
>Crow Tengu Boss
Call her 'nerdy' and you'l find yourself naked and buried waste deep with your head in the ground outside the local succubus den.
>Siren Childhood friend
Endearingly useless against my bullies, can sing though.

Welcome to die.

>> No.13835708

>>13835705
Genkidom is the best. It's not like she's even trying, you just get swept in with the happy, energetic tide.

>> No.13835711

>>13835707
>>Crow Tengu Boss
>Call her 'nerdy' and you'l find yourself naked and buried
She still has coke bottle glasses and double braids, right?

>> No.13835714

>>13835711
You bet'cha.

>> No.13835716

>>13835711
Along with being a little chubby. She has a fetish for seeing human boys suffer and cry.

>> No.13835722

>>13835695
Because anyone who is not submissive to their wife is wrong.

>> No.13835724

>>13835707
>Wake up in the infermary after a beating by the scylla after swim class
>Siren is by your side, head resing on your chest humming a soothing melody that dulls the ache of your injuries

It's not all bad.

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>>13835705
>"Yosh! Prepare yourself Human! Dragons are the best at mating!"
>"We're going to have lots of children together!"

>> No.13835728

>>13835716
>Along with being a little chubby
Literally perfect.
http://exhentai.org/s/b699f557b7/724946-27

>> No.13835730
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>>13835695
Because fuck you that's why.

>> No.13835731

>>13835726
>No big meaty claws
Dissappointing.

I want her to step on me and force her foot in my mouth!

>> No.13835739

>>13835728
It won't be so perfect when her chub is wrapped around your head

>> No.13835741

>>13835722
This goes against everything I believe in, but I'm going to make you my alp, and keep you bound, blindfolded and gagged unless I'm using you. Fucking betas.

>> No.13835742

>>13835728
Fucking crying panda image, I fall for it every time.

>> No.13835744

>>13835705
>>13835708
>Genkidom
Now I remember that hyperactive lamia rapist lamia from MGE

>> No.13835745

So. Mindflayer lewd, because fuck it why not write something down for once?

http://pastebin.com/Nri1Adhn

Tell us what you think.

>> No.13835746

>>13835741
Not if I make you my Alp first!

>> No.13835747

>>13835741
You can't make Alp someone that is not gay

>> No.13835749

>>13835731
>Forcing her foot in
>Implying you won't have her leg held with both hands while you push through her stocking with your tongue, trying to lick between her toes as she giggles and laughs

>>13835728
How many abs does the dude on the right have?

>> No.13835753

>>13835728
Too bad that one is a whore. Such a wasted design.

>> No.13835756

>>13835746
You're a sub, you will alp before my girth.

>>13835747
Shut up hole, you will speak when given permission to.

>> No.13835761

>>13835756
You're the gayest guy here, being the dude who wants to rape other dudes.

>> No.13835764

>>13835761
It's not gay if you're pitching. That's the Afghan Code. Also applicable for prisoners and ancient Greeks.

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>>13835744
This?

>> No.13835770

>>13835764
Still gay.

>> No.13835773

>>13835761
I despise alps, but if that guy is gonna act like a bitch, I'll fuck him like one.

>> No.13835774

>>13835756
We'll see about that! I'm going to make you my Alp and then make you the haughtiest dom Alp ever!

>> No.13835780

>>13835768
Yes, the one at the right

>> No.13835784

>>13835764
I don't think any code or Roman/Greek rules will protect you from being called a faggot, faggot.

>> No.13835785

>>13835774
I'm already a dom, which is why your sub ass is gonna sit on it.

>> No.13835791

>>13835785
>This delusion
Enjoy being an Alp for fucking other dudes

>> No.13835792

>>13835785
You want to have sexual relations with other men, so you'd Alp and likely become their cumpump.

>> No.13835793

>>13835791
You angry about something?

>> No.13835799

>>13835785
We'll see who alps first! I'm going to get you to Alp so hard that you won't know what happened, leaving you perfectly open for a hug!

>> No.13835800

>>13835792
I don't, I'm just tired of your bitch face.

>> No.13835802

>>13835793
About Alps

>> No.13835805

>>13835799
You even type like a faggot, it won't be long till you're complimenting my cock stink.

>> No.13835806

>>13835800
You can't even see me.

>> No.13835807

>>13835791
Just asking, do you alp if you just put your dick inside a man, but you don't like dicks per se?

>> No.13835814

>>13835805
If you want to do cocklust ERP go to /a/ or something for fucks sake.

>> No.13835815

>>13835802
So am I.

>>13835806
>you can't see me

You know John Cena's gay? You're not helping yourself here.

>> No.13835825

>>13835814
I am 100% serious and not RP'ing. Being a sub is one thing, being a bitch like this >>13835675 >>13835722 is unacceptable.

>> No.13835826

>>13835807
If you like it you go Alp

>> No.13835829

>>13835825
>is unacceptable
For you. Go being a tough guy somewhere else.

>> No.13835832

>>13835745
Needs more feeling.

Who is she? Where is she going? Why does she want the anon?

>> No.13835833

>>13835825
I want to make you the cutest and lovliest alp ever!

>> No.13835835

>>13835826
But to alp you need to love dicks! And what if you put your dick inside a man but you are blindfolded and you think you are fucking a girl, do you alp anyway?

>> No.13835836

>>13835829
Because I'm a tough guy, I'm staying, and alping any little bitch I see. The fuck you going to do about it.

>> No.13835837

>>13835825
>Wanting to make someone else happy makes yo a bitch

>> No.13835843

>>13835745
It's really nice to see a Mindflayer played straight.

I look forward to more of your stuff.

>> No.13835848

>>13835836
>The fuck you going to do about it
Laugh

>> No.13835849

>>13835833
You can't.

>>13835837
>le making happy defense

You're not fooling anyone

>> No.13835853

>>13835848
As I remodel your shithole? You must be quite the M.

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13835859

>>13835825
>"F-Fucking betabitches, how dare you think about monstergirls differently than I do!"
>"I-It's not like I want to have sexual relation with you or anything though!"

>> No.13835862

>>13835853
No, laugh because now we're both alps

>> No.13835865

>>13835859
Yeah, that's totally what I said.

>> No.13835868

I want a Cheshire to sit on my face as she doubleteams me with a Manticore!

>> No.13835869

>>13835862
I want a 2 in one package of a sub alp and dom alp

>> No.13835874

>>13835865
It's what you meant.

>> No.13835880

>>13835865
You feel so threatened by the likes of >>13835675, and >>13835722 it might as well be honeybuns.

>> No.13835884

>>13835868
I want to fall asleep as a monster girl attempts to rape me!

>> No.13835885

>>13835862
No, only you.

>>13835874
Afraid not.

>> No.13835890

>>13835880
>directing pet names at men

Another alp for the dick to slay.

>> No.13835892

>>13835884
Get a weresheep gf?

>> No.13835900

>>13835892
No.

>> No.13835902

>>13835900
But they can rape you and can get you sleepy

>> No.13835909

>>13835902
But I don't like sheep.

>> No.13835910

>>13835832
>>13835843
Thanks for the feedback.

>> No.13835911
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13835911

Still working but got tired of sitting.

>> No.13835920

>>13835911
>that shading
Excellent.

>> No.13835932

>>13834352
>Buff roper
FUCK
>smart siren
Goddamn birds
>Leader beezlebub
How the fuck did this girl get popular?
>Friendly neighboorhood mantis
Ill be perfectly fine.

>> No.13835939

>>13835911
>That shading
Beautiful. Simply beautiful

>> No.13835944

>>13835932
>How the fuck did this girl get popular?
It used to be a girls' school and the only way the girls could get that sweet creampie feeling was taking her eggs?

>> No.13835950

>>13835932
>anyone who looks at you funny finds their clothes suddenly tearing open
>anyone stupid enough to touch you has just enough time to watch their body parts thus and flop on the floor

Mantises just keep getting better.

>> No.13835953

>>13835944
Beezlebubs don't do that though.

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>>13835297
>>13835297
>4.5x leader multiplier for damage spikes
>decent stats
>orb-changing skill
She's no Sakuya, but she's damn useful to have. Sure.

>> No.13835960

>>13835950
They've always been the best.

>> No.13835962

Anyone else here want to fuck a Monster Girl?

>> No.13835964

>>13835950
*thud and flop

>> No.13835969

>>13835960
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>> No.13835972

>>13835962
Nah, we just mostly talk about the ones we don't want to fuck.

>> No.13835973

>>13835962
No, I want to fuck a Paladin girl.

>> No.13835975

>>13835959
She's very cute, if a bit overdesigned.

>> No.13835977

>>13835962
No, that's gross

>> No.13835978

>>13835969
ALWAYS ANON

>> No.13835982

I think the biggest problem I have is that my bed is too damn small to actually be able to fit both me and any of the monstergirls I like.

>> No.13835986

>>13835962
If monstergirls became real it would be a good 5 to ten years before I approached one.

>> No.13835988

>>13834352
>Buff Lamia
O-Oh my.
>Prankster Gazer
This is going to be heaven or hell.
>Nightmare leader
At first I was like Pffffft.
But then I realized not even my dreams were safe.
>Mimic childhood friend
Well, she can help me escape into any locker, backpack, or other enclosed space.

>> No.13835990

>>13835982
At least you have a bed. I sleep on an actual piece of foam they use to top beds, and the floor before that.

>> No.13835995

>>13835990
>>13835982

>world's smallest violin

>> No.13835998

>>13835962
I'd drench a hellhound in so much semen, you'd think she was a white wolfgirl with hellfire eyes.

>> No.13836002

>>13835990
Aw. Here's hoping you get that fixed sometime.
I mean, assuming you want a bed and you don't like your current sleeping situation.
Although if your weresheep waifu had an arachne friend, or vice versa, they could probably make you a nice big cushiony beanbag bed.

>> No.13836004
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13836004

>>13835975
'Overdesigned' is pretty much the entire M.O. of PaD's art dapartment. This is one of there roughly 12 different designs for the same character.

>> No.13836009

>>13835982
Just use your waifu as the bed.

Alternatively Cait Siths are always an option.

>> No.13836011

>>13836004
Am I kawaii oniichan? Uguu

>> No.13836014

>>13835998
>old cum + wet dog smell
DISGUSTING

>> No.13836015

>>13836011
The version of Hera dressed as a schoolgirl is actually kind of cute.

>> No.13836016

>>13835990
>>13835982
>These niggas don't know about my papasan.
http://i.imgur.com/M7XIZ2T.jpg

>> No.13836022

>>13835995
Hey, man, that sounds pretty good. How did you get something so small correctly tuned?

>>13836002
Nah, I'm fine with it. Was just comparing situations.

>>13836016
Yo, that looks real comfortable.

>> No.13836027
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13836027

>"Ehhh? Nani? You actually -like- Monster Girls? What are you, a furfag Anon? You wanna yiff or something?"

>> No.13836029

>>13836014
You only get wet dog smell if they're dirty, too. It depends on the breed, but certain dogs don't smell that much, relative to other dogs.

And besides, you seem to be implying that she won't lap up every ounce of semen that she can, before lifting me up into the bath, following into the water, and having hot, steamy sauna sex as the water evapourates into steam upon touching her skin.

>> No.13836035

>>13836022
>How did you get something so small correctly tuned?

Ants trained by Fairies.

>> No.13836036

>>13836029
>cum hotbox

NEIN! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

>> No.13836043

>>13836027
I'm gonna punch her in the throat and fuck her ass with a spiked dildo.

>> No.13836044

>>13836009
Well, I do have an Arachne waifu. She could always weave me a hammock.

>> No.13836052

>>13836036
Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. I'll let her drain me to my limit, making Hell itself envious of the heat and lust permeating our shared bodies.
We'll run the taps all night, making it look like there's a whole bathhouse worth's of steam exiting from our window.
I'll soak her in cum and let the steam and water clean her, over and over until, after hours and hours all throughout the night, even she's panting and exhausted.

>> No.13836056

>>13836004
Let's see. Boots' sand fishnet stockings, pale, segmented, armored tail ending in a stinger. Apparently she controls plants or something. Butterfly wings framed by dragon/plant wing stems. Forest princess horns or close enough. Pointed ears and thorn halo, how balsphempus. Multi colored hair and red swirly beam of death in her hand.

Analylis...

...

Conclusion, DA tier character design

Just fuck my shit up.

>> No.13836058

>>13836027
>monstergirl telling you this

I don't know what to feel.

>>13836052
You're gross anon, really really gross.

>> No.13836060

>>13836027
No snout, so put out.

>> No.13836074
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13836074

Hello everyone~!
Have some head pats.

>> No.13836075

>>13835557
I find writing the details the most fun part. Fleshes out the choises aside from posting 4 different rolls.

>> No.13836076

Does anybody have any good Arachne smut fics?
>inb4 Love Thy Neighbor, I've already read it and it's great, but I'm looking for new stuff

>> No.13836077
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>>13836074
And this too.

>> No.13836078

>>13836074
Mono-tan's pretty cute looking.
>>13836075
I wish I had your prowess and motivation, anon.

>> No.13836081

>>13836077
>>13836074
Adorable

>> No.13836083

>>13836058
I know I am. But that's not the end of it. Because as we both wake up, morning sunlight streaming into the bathroom, I'll shower the both of us off, scrubbing all over her body with soap and shampoo. I'll massage and lather her, straddling her lap while she lies back against the rim of the tub. Not a single nook or cranny will be left unwashed as I run my hands over her sensual, powerful body.
And when she's all washed, I'll towel her off myself, hugging from behind with the soft cotton sheet to ruffle up her hair, her fur, and her tail, all until she looks like a fluffy, oversized hellhup.
Then I'll cook her a big breakfast. Bacon, eggs, even steak if she really wants. We'll huddle up at the foot of the sofa, watching saturday morning tv and casually stroking each other's bodies with our hands. I might even try to interlock my fingers with the digits of her mighty paw, while I use my other hand to feed her toast soldiers, getting her all blushy and pouty when she glances down at me.

Isn't that just the grossest?

>> No.13836084

>>13836077
Why are you back? Didn't you leave us?

>> No.13836086

>>13836078
No you don't anon. I have that motivation for things I find fun. But I can't muster it up for things that are important. It's a terrible thing.

>> No.13836088

>>13836083
And she didn't rape you not even once after all of this? I don't believe you

>> No.13836089

>>13836083
>>13836083
Want me to introduce you to my friend Corn chan?

>> No.13836090

>>13836084
Marr was here last thread what are you talking about?

>> No.13836094

>>13836076
http://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U (has an ArachneWight)
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms (has an Arachne Onee-san, and lots of exposition)
The two above are both from Penywise, that may be about it though, unless there's some obscure Arachne smut I've forgotten about.

>> No.13836097

>>13836090
Yeah, after been gone forever.

>> No.13836099

>>13836088
Well, who's to say she wouldn't just pick me up and throw me onto the couch when she's finished breakfast, pressing me into the cushiosn with her body?

>>13836089
I was spouting corn and cheese before you were born. It defines me. My entire body is just veins of corn pumping liquid cheese to my muscles and organs.

>> No.13836102

>>13836094
Anon who was requesting here. I know of a couple other Arachne fics, but they're chapters in a rather long series of monstergirl fics that mostly involve succubi, so I'm not going to post them by themselves.

>> No.13836103

>>13836077
This actually looks pretty cute.

>> No.13836105

>>13836097
This isn't new. She always does that

>> No.13836108

>>13836099
>My entire body is just veins of corn pumping liquid cheese to my muscles and organs.
That's disgusting, and I say that as an American.

>> No.13836109
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13836109

Did someone say genkidom?

>> No.13836111

>>13835962
No way. Are you a heterosexual or something, dude?

>> No.13836112

>>13836109
Hate to be that guy, but source please?

>> No.13836115

>>13836108
It's the only thing that lets me sustain my corny, cheesy writing habits.

>> No.13836116

>>13836109
>this artist

BACK FOUL DEMON!

>> No.13836117

>>13836109
No.

>> No.13836121

>>13836111
/v/, stop.

>> No.13836122

>>13836112
http://exhentai.org/g/823605/b19cf5c2a3/
>>13836116
What's wrong with Koppe? I've only ever read the above link.

>> No.13836124

>>13836083
>We'll huddle up at the foot of the sofa, watching saturday morning tv and casually stroking each other's bodies with our hands. I might even try to interlock my fingers with the digits of her mighty paw, while I use my other hand to feed her toast soldiers, getting her all blushy and pouty when she glances down at me.
Yes. Fucking yes.

>>13836094
There was also that childhood friend Arachne thing, which I think ended in sex. If that wasn't the one he already read. I don't actually know the name, since I just read it as he posted it and didn't open it the link.

>> No.13836126

>>13836109
>Sporty
>Dark(ish) skin and hair
>Skintight sportswear
>Highest degree of handholding

A boner hot and powerful enough to cleave through steel like butter.

>> No.13836130

>>13836109
Is this real femdom or the fake one

>> No.13836132

>>13836130
I hope it's the fake kind.

>> No.13836135

>>13836132
Dom pls

>> No.13836140

>>13836121
W-what?

>> No.13836144

>>13836135
What?

You get plenty of fuel for your fetish, why can't I enjoy mine once in a while?

>> No.13836145

>>13836130
I think it barely falls under either, since it mostly ends with cutesy, lovey-dovey confessions.

>> No.13836148

>>13836074
>>13836077
This is not a smug Lilim. Disgusting.

>> No.13836149

>>13836145
Well then I don't understand why they use the femdom tag. Fucking tired of that shit.

>> No.13836150

>>13836124
>There was also that childhood friend Arachne thing
Alright, found it: http://pastebin.com/zBNWy0PH

>> No.13836154

>>13836150
Yeah, that. It was a nice read too. Not a huge fan of most spider types, but it was good.

>> No.13836156

>>13836130
But anon, don't you like it when it starts femdom and suddenly the male is able to turn the tables out of nowhere and reveal the female that was previously domming him into the eager submissive slut she really was this whole time?

>> No.13836159

>>13836149
They should use the assertive girl one instead.

>> No.13836161

>>13836156
No?

>> No.13836163

>>13836156
>>13836161
That's not really my thing either.

>> No.13836166

>>13836156
Anon you're in the wrong place if you want submissive women.

>> No.13836171
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>>13836156
I love it. All females tremble before the dick.

YOU ONLY EXIST FOR OUR COCKS TO SKEWER YOU!

>> No.13836172
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13836172

>>13836105
Yup.
I show up when I have time or stuff to show.
>>13836148
Nope, only cute, adorable kitsunes.
Maybe this too, since others haven't seen it yet I guess.

>> No.13836173

>>13836166
Not really, there are sub girls too. He can have them all for all what I care.

>> No.13836174

>>13836156
Kinda feels like a cop-out anytime I see it. I'd prefer if they kept it one or the other.
The size difference in the last page kinda made me envious though. But being able to reach the top shelf of anything is good too.

>> No.13836179

>>13836173
All two of them?

>> No.13836180

>>13836173
Yeah there's enough monster girls for everyone.

>> No.13836183

>>13836156
Would you like it when it happens the other way around?

>> No.13836189

>>13836183
I would.

>> No.13836191
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13836191

>>13836166
The bait has gone stale.

>> No.13836199
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13836199

Love the Kiki, pet the Kiki, taste the Kiki!

>> No.13836202
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13836202

The cat ass it fat!

What do?

>> No.13836203

>>13836191
>Hinemizu
Pardon my autism, but damn, man.
It's Hinezumi.

>> No.13836204

>>13836191
So, how do you keep from getting charmed by an Alice? There has to be some way.

>> No.13836205

>>13836189
Well I wouldn't. If it is maledom let it stay maledom and if it is femdom let it stay femdom.

>>13836191
The funny thing about that list is that it was made by femdoms because the doms were complaining that there weren't any sub girls on MGE

>> No.13836206

>>13836199
Out.

>> No.13836209

>>13836199
Yeah, sure.

>> No.13836218

>>13836166
The MGE isn't MGQ. KC tries to appeal to everyone except NTR fetishists.

>> No.13836219

>>13836202
Slap it.

>> No.13836222

>>13836202
Tell her to sit on my face

>> No.13836223

>>13836205
>The funny thing about that list is that it was made by femdoms because the doms were complaining that there weren't any sub girls on MGE


You want to stop lying already. I made that list, to shut up the assholes claiming MGE was femdom centric.

>> No.13836225

>>13836202
is fat*
Damn you, proofreading ability.

>> No.13836227

>>13836202
Make my own litter of kaka kittens to roll around with.

>> No.13836232

>>13836223
>I made that list
>Implying you did
Anon please, I was there when the list was composed for first time. You may did the one on the pic, but that's not the first.

>> No.13836244

>>13836227
Kakakittens sound adorable. Wish I could take one home with me for daugtheruing.

>> No.13836246
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13836246

>>13836223
>>13836232
You fags argue over the same old shit all the time.

Now discuss butts.

>> No.13836248

>>13836232
The list has been made twice, the first time, monsters that had to be fought and beaten had an asterisk next to them, to show they weren't subs outright, both time it has been me who has made the list. Try harder.

>> No.13836249

>>13836246
From that angle, it looks like it's got roundness and softness, but not as much definition as you might expect.

>> No.13836250

>>13836246
Butts make the world go round. Would all that tail wagging make dog butts firmer?

>> No.13836251

Anybody have any good Manticore smut recommendations? I've already read Reverse Gloryhole and Fluff and Loving in Las Vegas and haven't been able to find anything else, so any more is always appreciated.

>> No.13836253

>>13836191
Need to add wendigo to that sometime.

>> No.13836256

>>13836077
>>13836074
Damn Mari, these two are cute, thanks for the content.

>> No.13836260

>>13836199
>strawberry milk lactating kiki

Don't wake me up, I want to die here.

>> No.13836262

>>13836223
Oh fuck off, I made that list. I made it because I was deadset on proving to you jerks that maledom and femdom is all the same.

>> No.13836265

>>13836251
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70229129/Manticore%20Fapfic
http://pastebin.com/2ZcugYmc

>> No.13836266
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13836266

>>13835136
>>13835141

>Tentacles are the only thing that makes an Abomination

>> No.13836270

>>13836262
See
>>13836248

>> No.13836271

>>13836266
Awoo~

>> No.13836272

>>13836077
On a scale of 1-10, how happy was Mono when he saw this?

>> No.13836274

>>13836249
In-game, Nu's butt is kinda the same way.

>> No.13836276

>>13836250
Indeed

>> No.13836281

>>13836204
Willpower.

>> No.13836285

>>13836246
God I want to spank a lewd Cheshire or Kitsune.

Ones with asses that quiver like Jello.

>> No.13836294

>>13836246
Goddamn I love this comic series. S'why I've bought the Mu/Nu, Alpha, and Celica/Bullet/Harem books.

Contemplating whether someday I should go and buy the two Noel books, the Nu book, and the Harem book.

>> No.13836301

>>13836294
Mu/Nu best girls

>> No.13836302
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13836302

>>13836294
I should really get around to reading/fapping to pic-related. Nu's proportions in this doujin are scrumptious.

>> No.13836305

>>13836251
Just a greentext, but I like it.
http://pastebin.com/dPpxue6f

>> No.13836313

>>13836301
Mu-12 mai /v/ waifu.

>>13836302
It is my favorite personally, though I may be biased. Though the /ss/ action in the Alpha-01 book is delicious.
Tanabe draws such wonderfully soft girls.

>> No.13836322

>>13836199

She needs a yes pillow.

>> No.13836339

>>13836302
Yeah, read that today, was funny

>> No.13836385

>>13836265

The third one had me laughing at how unlike Manticores it is

>> No.13836386

I want to have an onee-chan who puts me in bad situations!

>> No.13836388

>>13836191
Almost 90% of those girls are shit.

Good to know maledom fags will fuck garbage just because it's submissive.

>> No.13836391

>>13836388
Rude.

>> No.13836394

>>13836388
Were you tired of the peace and quiet, hon?

>> No.13836398

>>13836388
Now anon that's very rude. I mean I know you want to be punished by your mistress but that's no reason to take it out on here.

Before you accuse me of liking maledom I'll have you know I enjoy femdom very much.

>> No.13836401
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13836401

>>13836388

>> No.13836407 [DELETED] 

I fucking hate femdomfags, they're the absolute fucking worst. Why don't they just admit they want to be alps and be done with it?

>> No.13836411

>>13836388
Bait

>> No.13836414
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13836414

>>13836388
>implying being submissive makes you garbage

What does that say about your side.

>> No.13836415

>>13836388
>>13836407
HE'S GOING ALL OUT!

>> No.13836416

>>13836388
>>13836407
Your shit isn't even stale anymore, it's just rotten.

Fuck off.

>> No.13836417

>>13836407
Bait

>> No.13836419
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13836419

>>13836388
>14+ great girls on that list
>shit
STOP RIGHT THERE!

>> No.13836420

>>13836407
You know what I like anon?

Wurms, who else likes Wurms?

>> No.13836422

>>13836420
Wurms are nice, but I'd rather have a Ryu waifu myself.

>> No.13836424

>>13836420
Wurms are trash! I want to tell a Wurm she is trash!

>> No.13836425

>>13836420
They're alright, as far as rape trains go. Ryu are better, in regards to dragons.

>> No.13836427

>>13836419
More like two, all the others are complete garbage pandering to the worst fetish other than scat and watersports.

>> No.13836428
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13836428

>> No.13836430

Well, he did get a lot of replies with just one post.

>> No.13836431

>>13836427
My god...not...shublurgutututututup.

>> No.13836432
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13836432

>>13836420
I do.
Now the real question is, which kind of Wurm do you prefer?
This? http://i.imgur.com/7ck2i4G.jpg
Or this? http://i.imgur.com/I0o97sQ.jpg

>> No.13836433

>>13836428
Cuddle her.

>> No.13836435

>>13836419
Is this an edit?

>> No.13836436

>>13836432
Both at the same time.

>> No.13836437

>>13836428
Nazrin's pretty tiny in that image.

>> No.13836438

>>13836322
>Your Waifu will never buy the yes/no pillows one day.
>You'll never to find her laid out on the bed with two "nos" and a "yes"
>the pillows are for her holes
>One day she has all of them on yes

>> No.13836441

>>13836430
Perhaps that was his goal.
He didn't want us to argue.
He just wanted us to reply. And we gave him what he wanted.
We failed!

>> No.13836442

>>13836428
I want to dress up a little mouse girl like a doll.

>>13836432
Why not both?

>> No.13836444

>>13836432
I'd rather the second one tbh.

>> No.13836446

>>13836438
Wow, anon, three dicks? That takes talent.

>> No.13836449

>>13836438
[High Impact Sexual Violence]

>> No.13836450

>>13836432
First one. She a qt.

>> No.13836454

>>13836446
This guy has three dicks! I'm jealous!

>> No.13836455

>>13836432
The one that rapes me and cuddle with me after

>> No.13836458

>>13836446
Does that mean he has six testicles?

>> No.13836460

>>13836428
nyanon pls, she'll catch a cold

>> No.13836461

>>13836454
With MANMURMUMMRA anything is possible.

>> No.13836463

>>13834352
>Buff Medusa
>Intellectual Shirohebi
>Leader Succubus
>Childhood Friend Grizzly

Highly Doubt Grizzly would go Mama Bear on their asses.

>> No.13836464

>>13836458
She's gonna look like a balloon when he's done

>> No.13836466

>>13836463
Gee, Anon! How come your roll lets you get two lamias?

>> No.13836467

I want to massage an Alp's chesticles and tell her how much I love her as I make out sloppily with her stutterer.

>> No.13836469

>>13836466
He's a cheating fuck, that's why.

>> No.13836470

>>13836460

I'm not Mausfucker.

>> No.13836471

>>13836466
Gee, Anon! How come you get Dubs?

Like anything else, it's sheer luck.

>> No.13836474

>>13834352
>Buff Hellhound
>Smart Chimera
>Leader Succubutt

I am officially scareoused. Luckily I'm sure my childhood friend will be a nice safe Monster girl who will

>Childhood friend Manticore

...mother.

>> No.13836475

>>13836469
Either way, I wish I were so lucky.

>> No.13836477

>>13836463
>Childhood Friend Grizzly
You lucky fuck.

>> No.13836476

>>13836460
>>13836470
Yeah, I'm wasting time playing games instead of writing.

>> No.13836478

>>13836470
not yet, you're not

>> No.13836479

>>13836467
QUE?

>> No.13836481

>>13836474
>The only one who gets to bully anon's penis is me!

>> No.13836482

>>13836467
Anon, be careful. The leader of the Alp Attack Squad is more manly than you could ever imagine, kiddo.

>> No.13836488

>>13834352
>Buff Amazon
>Smart Gnome
>Leader Angel.
>Childhood friend Grizzly

I have given up all hope.

>> No.13836489

>>13836479
>QUE?
>Not QUÉ?
Step it up, senpai.

>> No.13836490

>>13836481
My life in school will officially be hell.

I just pray that a really hot teacher/class rep takes pity on me.

>> No.13836493

>>13836488
Childhood friend Mantis I mean, fuck.

>> No.13836497

>>13836490
>You're rescued from your friend and the bully squad by the ogre gym teacher.

>> No.13836498

>>13836479
I don't speak Mexican.

>>13836482
I don't care! Nothing will come between me and molesting an unsuspecting Alp and making her putty in my hands!

>> No.13836502
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13836502

What is the heaviest object a Gandharva could lift?

>> No.13836503

>>13836489
Inclinate ante to sensei pendejo. Mi tablero es medio jodon poniendo acentos.

>> No.13836504

>>13836497
Why are all the girls in this school sadistic and buff? Where are the Holsts?

>> No.13836507

>>13836497
>as the leader of the bully squad is about to rip your pants off you hear the voice of your teacher
"some"
>the door flies open and sends the bully squad flying across the yard
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

>> No.13836509

>>13836497
That's even worse!

>> No.13836512

>>13836502
A bear.

>> No.13836516

>>13836502
I'd say about 200lbs max in flight? Why?

>>13836504
All holsts go to farming school.

>> No.13836517

>>13836502
A tuba

>> No.13836519

>>13836502
You.
Good luck if she snatches you with her talons and carries you off.

>> No.13836520

>>13836516
>Why?
No reason in particular.

>> No.13836521

>>13836516
>All holsts go to farming school.

Shit...I just want tender loving on my dick is that too much to ask?

>> No.13836522

>>13836502
Coconut

>> No.13836524

>>13836502
Two guitars

>> No.13836525

>>13836507
Monster girl Shrek fic when?

>> No.13836527

>>13836516
>All holsts go to farming school.
But what if she wants to be a doctor or something?

>> No.13836528

>>13836525
Oh, god no.

>> No.13836529

>>13834352
>Buff Succubus
>Smart Dark Priest
>Leader Cheshire Cat
>Childhood friend Mindflayer

Thanks but no thanks

>> No.13836530

>>13834352
>buff slime
>smart lizardman
>leader arachne
>childhood friend chochin-obake
well, this is quite the deadly combo, hopefully my friend can use her light to lead me away from them and blind them if need be.

>> No.13836532

>>13836525
>fic
Be honest, how long have you lurked here?

>> No.13836534

>>13836527
Do you think a holst would get the grades for that?

>> No.13836536

>>13836516
Sounds fun.
Good thing I can enjoy the heat and humidity.

>> No.13836538

>>13836534
That's speciesist.

>> No.13836539

>>13836532
A few months. Since March, at least.

>> No.13836540

>>13836534
Maybe. So long as she were milked regularly. Don't you try and tell her she can't be a doctor, you fuck.

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13836541

>>13834352
>buff chimaera
well just fuck me over then

>smart kitsune-tsuki
I can see it I'm not happy about but I can see it

>leader dark priest
just because I don't want to follow the demon lords teachings doesn't give her the right to bully me

>childhood friend sylph
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME!

>> No.13836546

>>13836538
Monster girls can get eat shit.

They're only good for a quick fuck and that's it.

>> No.13836547

>>13836539
Ah. Are you a board native, or a resident from another board?

>> No.13836554

>>13836546
I'll show you. I'm going to have a loving long term relationship with a Manticore!

>> No.13836555

>>13836546
The salt flows through you.

>> No.13836562

>>13836478

If I haven't written anything of merit in like the past two months you can go sod off thinking that i'm going to ever be Mausfucker.

>> No.13836566

>>13836547
I don't know if I'd say native, but I visit with some frequency. I also visit the senran kagura general a lot, and the monster girl quest general on occasion.

>> No.13836567

Does Zelda count as a Monster girl since she's an Elf?

>> No.13836569

New girl when? Is it cusith? Is it a loli? A milf?

>> No.13836571

>>13836567
I've seen Zelda pictures posted before without people losing their shit.

>> No.13836572
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>>13836567
Hylians are literally just humans with pointy ears, they even age at the same rate we do.

>> No.13836576

I heard that Monster Girls with rare treasures have their trophy rooms taken care of by Top Men.

>> No.13836577

>>13836572
I'd still impregnate Zelda's knife-ears.

>> No.13836578
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>>13836567
I don't know does bayonetta count

>> No.13836583

>>13836572
>those eyes

>> No.13836584

>>13836578
Well yeah if you're fine with cosplay tier trash.

>> No.13836587

>>13834352
Well let's see how bad this goes.

>Buff Jinko Judo Captain
FUCK
>Smart Troll
Considering above, I can live with this
>Leader Sahuagin
Oh great, it's probably the aquatic washboard from middle school.
>Childhood Friend Merrow
At least I have lovefish to console me...

>> No.13836590

>>13836584
>not liking cosplay-tier AND thomas/xelvy-tier stuff

>> No.13836598
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13836598

>>13836590

Toumasu's bees are still great.

>> No.13836601

>>13836590
>eating shit

No thanks, cosplay tier girls are shit and should be made fun of just like submissive monster girls.

>> No.13836603

What should you do if you wake up one morning to an Alp sitting on your chest drinking a glass of chocolate milk?

>> No.13836606

>>13836601
Why do you persist?

>> No.13836607

>>13836603
Blow it's head off.

>> No.13836608

>>13836603
I gently reprimand her for her shit taste in beverages, and then kindly ask her to get off of me.

>> No.13836609

>>13836603
Tell my wife to put some clothes on and let me breath.

>> No.13836611

>>13836603
Where did they get the chocolate milk from? I sure as fuck don't have any here. Can't drink it.

>> No.13836614

>>13836578
We count witches, she's a witch, and she can at least grow wings and shit, so yeah, sure.
Why not.

Still want that pic of Bayonetta (2nd Version) as an Apophis. Or an Apophis dressed and styled like Bayonetta 2. Whichever.

>> No.13836615

>>13836603
>wake up one morning to an Alp sitting on your chest
I miss Sandwomen.

>> No.13836616

>>13836603
Throw it out.

>> No.13836622

>>13836603
Beat the shit out of him and kick him out.

>> No.13836625
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>>13836598
I want him to do stuff involving his dragons.

>> No.13836634

>>13836603
Test my grandpa's trusty bat on it. Then go look for my waifu since monstergirls are real now.

>> No.13836638

>>13836272
Very happy from what I could tell.
Maybe a 9.

>> No.13836646

>>13836603
>Is that my chocolate milk?
>"Y-yeah, I found it in your fr-"
>That chocolate milk is for post workouts only.
>"O-oh? W-well I guess you'll just need to give me a work out th-"
>No, this affront will not go unpunished. You want to drink milk? You'll get all the milk you can Handle!
>Skip three hours later where a groaning, bloated alp can only watch in horror as I bring back another gallon of Hathor milk

No one drinks my chocolate milk without permission

>> No.13836649

>>13836625

It'd be nice to see a story of a Ryu that kind of looks like that but it'd be a little too monster for alot of the Anons here.

Just like people get triggered with

>Monsterboys

Even though Male Centaurs and Elves existing would be a boon for humans since that means they didn't have to dick them all the time.

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13836654

>>13836649
Why are you bringing MBs up out of nowhere, Bollocks?

>> No.13836655

>>13834352
>Youko
I'll manage somehow.
>Cheshire
Fuck, I'm not safe anywhere
>Nightmare
EVEN IN SLEEP I STILL SUFFER
>Chochin-Obake
I-..... okay? At least I have a Friend Seems like she'd be fun to be around at least.

Still. I'm not safe anywhere, even in my own bed. Shit's gonna suck

>> No.13836660

>>13836649
>it's not like I want monsterboys, b-baka, but they would be a boon to us

You call this a ruse?

>> No.13836662

>>13836654
Frightening yet fluffy

>> No.13836663

>>13836649
There was an attempt.

>> No.13836664

>>13836660
Just Castratto singing the same terrible old song.

>> No.13836667

>>13836660

With all the bitching people do about horsepussy you'd think they're wanting male centaurs like in EMG so they don't have to commit to a winking horse clit.

>> No.13836668

>>13836649
Try harder

>> No.13836671

>>13836625
>tauric dragons

May Zankuro cut you into a million pieces.

>> No.13836676

>>13836667
>all the bitching people do about horsepussy
When was the last time we've ever had horsepussy shitflinging? Because that shit's commonplace in /a/'s MM generals.

>> No.13836678

>>13836667
See
>>13836668

>> No.13836682

Mindflayer+Kikimora=

>> No.13836683
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13836683

>>13836671
Don't blame me.

>> No.13836684

>>13836667
>forgetting frontgina exists

>> No.13836686

>>13836682
No.

>> No.13836687

>>13836502
A Monster Girl Rock Band is needed.
That on lead, a mino on bass, a scylla on drums, and a hellhound on vocals.

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>>13836654

Was brought up as an example of things that trigger people due to alot of anons being overly sensitive about escapist fetishes when KC has already attempts to rustle jimmies with Wendigos, Mindflayers, and Cait Siths.

I'd be surprised if people didn't immediately want to cull whoever wrote a tauric Ryu because "THAT'S NOT HOW ANATOMY WORKS"

It's cute you think i'm somebody i'm not though

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>>13836687
Agreed.

>> No.13836696

Dark slime + Holstaur = Chocolate milk slime?

>> No.13836700

>>13836694
>I'm intentionally trying to stir the pot
Yeah we know.

>> No.13836704

>>13836694
It still doesn't change the fact you brought that up out of nowhere for no particular reason.

Were you just tired of the peace and quiet?

>> No.13836710

>>13836694
Are you going to stop

>> No.13836712

>>13836694
Come on, man, you've been trying for the better part of the evening. Just sit back and relax.

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>>13836695
>that frown
She looks like she's got a bad case of Mad Cow.

>> No.13836715

>>13836696
I thought dark slimes were grape flavored.

>> No.13836718

>>13836694
You can stop now.

>> No.13836721

fuck it let's go crazy

Angel+Succubus

>> No.13836723

>>13836714
Are you German by chance? Because that was awful.

>> No.13836726

>>13836721

Congrats you got a Dark Angel

>> No.13836727

I want to feed a manticore holst milk to make her nicer.

>> No.13836728

>>13836721
Isn't that just a dark angel?

>> No.13836732

>>13836723
Are you disappointed in me?

>> No.13836734
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13836734

Niggas don't got shot on my special snowflake that combines the dommiest and cuddliest features of the Vampire and Werewolf into one.

>> No.13836736

>>13836712

I've actually been watching The International for a better part of the evening.

I wasn't even paying attention when you kids were arguing about femdom vs maledom because we can't have nice things and different strokes for different folks.

Like what you'll like. Faggots.

>> No.13836738

>>13836694
You are sad little man aren't you? If /mtg/ wasn't there for you to try to troll you'd have offed yourself already huh?

>> No.13836739

>>13836732
We all are.

>> No.13836740

>>13836726
>>13836728
Dark Angels a best.

>>13836734
That freaky thing from Underworld?

>> No.13836741

>>13835768
Bobcut a best.
Bob___ a shit.

>> No.13836744

>>13836721
Take a look a the angel profile, fool.

>> No.13836746

>>13836734
I dunno, I like my hinezumi + dormouse combo.

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>>13836741
>Bobcuts
>Best
>Not ponytails
Yeah, I've got a fuckin' problem.

>> No.13836749

>>13836740

That thing in Underworld was more of a Strigoi, tbqh.

If you wanted to go full donut steel you'd hexagram fuse an Angel, Roper, Gazer, Medusa, and Baphomet.

>> No.13836753

>>13836727
>Titty monster, dere dere manticore
>has a little, excess softness on her hips and tummy for teasing and a posterior that won't quit.
She'd get manticubs, all of them.
Chubby wubby manticub
Super soft and loves to hug

>> No.13836755

>>13836646
No anon! She won't be able to handle all that milk inside her! She'll be the bloatedest alp this side of the country!

>> No.13836764

>>13836738

The grand irony is that i'm not even the culprit half the time you bogeymanning little sods.

>> No.13836767

Chief God+Demon Lord

>> No.13836770

>>13836741
>>13836748
>Best
>Not braids

>> No.13836771

>>13836767
man

>> No.13836773

>>13836755
No, this is her punishment.
She'll have it and another after that!
She must learn to not touch my milk!
I'd like to see her try anything after that!

>> No.13836774

>>13836767
You get the most neutral Goddess in existence.

>> No.13836777

Mantis + Kunoichi.

>> No.13836778

>>13836764
>half the time
>always here whenever someone's starting shit

Hmm.

>> No.13836783

>>13836753
Yeah that sounds nice, a cuddly manticore. But would her tailpussy change too?

>> No.13836784

I want to give a Kiki a lot of headpats

>> No.13836787

>>13836777
The ultimate stalker/assassin. Would be trained by.

You could throw in glacies for maximum kuu but glacies a shit.

>> No.13836789

>>13836778

If I legitimately cared about this wretched hive of scum and villainy more than half the time when i'm not at work i'd be proactively trying to tear it down with constant shitstorms like femdom v. maledom.

Which by the way I ignored because arguing over what position you want to be in in the bedroom with your waifu is fucking retarded and you're worse than that cockmonger Lord Ass Pain if you think everybody's against you.

>> No.13836793

>>13836787
Maybe a Cupid?

>> No.13836800

Please do not play with monstergirl genetics we do not want to doom us all

>> No.13836804

>>13836783
The insides are velvety soft and the tail can be used like thin daiki now, slightly squishing beneath the hugger.

>> No.13836805

>>13836777
>>13836793

Mantis+Cupid+Kunoichi.

The most agile, kuudere matchmaking machine to ever be shat out by Eros with a vision that can help her shoot unwary targets from over a thousand meters away with just a bow and arrow and enough speed to seem like a chartreuse blur.

>> No.13836806

>>13836773
But Alps naturally like milk! What would happen if you saw her trying to sneak just one glass in late at night?

>> No.13836809

>>13836800
I want doom I want doom for everyone

>> No.13836818

>>13836800
Wurm/Arachne
Ushis have regen but this has armor

>> No.13836819

>>13836789
You call us boogeymanning, but the reason you get called out as you is because you post in a very specific way. That's how we always know it's you. This game you always try to play about "Well, it was me but you have no way of knowing. It could have been the b-boogeyman." is pathetic.

Now go back to drinking shitty cider and complaining about Seven-Eleven.

>> No.13836823

I want to have milk and cookies with holst

>> No.13836824

>>13836806
Depends, is she going after my chocolate milk without lifting?
Because that's another gallon

>> No.13836831

>>13836805
Would headpat and lovingly tease.

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>>13836818
>>13836800

Lilim+Mindflayer+Dragon

>>13836819

The fact that you people care about one faggot this much to obsess over their typing mannerisms is sadder than you getting in a tiff over sub and dom.

>> No.13836835

>>13836819
>complaining about Seven-Eleven
Whats wrong with 7-11? I live down the road from one and it's not bad. I mean, sure, it used to be a Wilson Farms, but that can't have made too much of a difference.

>> No.13836838

>>13836824
Nyes, and she had two glasses.

>> No.13836847

I want to brush vampire teeth

>> No.13836848

>>13836800
I'm going to fuse an Ushi-oni, a Cheshire and a Girtablilu and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.13836852

>>13836809
I'm going into the dark matter/matango/lilim pit and I'm not coming out until they, my daughterus and grandaughterus are pregnant. Fuck you all, I'M ending this world.

>> No.13836853

>>13836838
Then I sigh, sit her on the chair and make her down two gallons.
She's either going to stop drinking my chocolate milk without lifting, by her own, or stop being able to even get my chocolate milk.

>> No.13836855

>>13836835
He's an auditor for them. All he does is bitch about that job and drink and complain about the threads.

>>13836833
More like the fact that he does nothing but the same shit a hundred times over until a blind man could recognize him is sadder than fuck.

>> No.13836857

>>13836823
Just press an oreo against her nipple.

>> No.13836861

>>13836805
>The most Expert of Assassins
>Trained in 7 different assassination techniques
>Never misses her target
>Nothing personnel
But seriously, don't do that. She'll kill anybody she wants.

>> No.13836863

>>13836833
That picture becomes infinitely less creepy when you imagine the noise it would be making.

>> No.13836865

>>13836823
>doing regular things with monstergirls

I want to garden with a mantis and troll.

>> No.13836868

How would you feel about a Kobold like Polt, but who talked like a Kobold from FFXIV?

For reference, those Kobolds have a tendency to do 2 odd things in common speech. First, refer to themselves in the third person. Second, often pause in the middle of a statement to emphasize their point by saying several synonyms for a previously said word.

>> No.13836870

>>13836857
too poor for oreos, I only have dunksters and just pushing it on the nipple won't get the soak needed

>> No.13836873

>>13836865
>Farming with Kunoichi
Sounds wonderful.

>> No.13836874

>>13836848
>>13836852

We must create the ultimate MG An MG with the reproductive speed of a Slime Queen/Kingdom, the corruption capacity of a Dark Matter, the regenerative properties and aggressiveness of an Ushi-Oni, and the sheer magic power of a Lilim

>> No.13836876

>>13836774
>I have no strong feelings one way or the other about humanity.

>> No.13836881

>>13836876
What sort of thing makes a man go neutral?

>> No.13836892

>>13836874
If you want reproductive capacity at max you need largemouse/devil bugs

>> No.13836902

>>13836767
The Demon Lord's lewdness with the Chief God's virtue.

Eros?

>> No.13836906

>>13836881
Seeing a baby duck being brutally eaten by a Great Barracuda, but knowing that said baby duck was the reincarnation of Hitler, but also knowing that there was a chance Duckler could've been reborn without his memories and that he could've grown up to be a friendly duck, but also being aware that Jews run the media and they also have their hands in the government and Hitler was probably right regardless.

That kind of knowledge makes you realize that sides are pointless.

>> No.13836911

>>13836873
>Kunoichi
>farming
I don't follow.

>> No.13836924

>>13836873
>Werewolf/Hellhound car rides, windows down, barking at everything
>Maximum overwag

>> No.13836930

>>13836911
Back in the day, ninjas were mainly comprised of peasants and farmers who got a bunch of their tools and used them as stealth weapons and shit.

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>>13836687
Yes, It will be perfect.

Though i'd gladly visit any bar with just a lovely singing Hellhound and a piano to support her.

>> No.13836939

>>13836911
Swords to ploughshares

>> No.13836945

>>13836936
I want to tell a Hellhound she's a big girl.

>> No.13836955

>>13836857
Oreos are shit.

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>>13836784
So do I anon. I'll headpat and cuddle with her to help recharge her faster. And when she's fully charged, i'll just keep going all day long.

Kiki's are olev.

>> No.13836960

>>13836939
You mean kamas and kusarigamas/fundos

>> No.13836962

I want to get bullied by a Kiki

>> No.13836963

>>13836936
The fuck is up with her arms?

>> No.13836967

>>13836955
FIGHT ME MOTHEFUCKER!!!!

>> No.13836968

>>13836784
>>13836957
Kikis are shit, what good are they? I want to tell the Kiki who keeps trying to move into my house and be my maid that no soliciting is allowed and to take a hike. I want to live my neet life in peace and don't like maid outfits.

>> No.13836971

>>13836968
>don't like maid outfits


you can't be serious

>> No.13836974

>>13836971
Crystal serious.

>> No.13836975

>>13836968
they are cute and make good slight yandere

>> No.13836980

>>13836962
why would she do that

>> No.13836981

>>13836967
They don't even taste good with milk.

>> No.13836984

>>13836892

Slimes reproduce in theory via cell division.

>> No.13836987

>>13836957
What would happen if you change her past the limit?

>> No.13836988

>>13836855

>Not just ignoring him like any sane person
>Implying he's even remotely relevant to begin with

>> No.13836989

>>13836987
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.13836991

>>13836971
I don't like them either

>> No.13836992

>>13836989
Go and stay go /tv/.

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>>13836930
>You will never a super cute farmer girl who is actually a ninja succubus by night
Eh...despair ain't so bad.

>> No.13836994

>>13836993

I need the ass shot for reasons, Anon.

>> No.13836995

Which Monster Girl would you tell isn't living her life correctly

>> No.13836996

>>13836984
Nah, it would be budding. Cellular division implies each slime is only a single cell. Their differentiation in features, plus them being all gel instead of a water sack wrapped in gel and the existence of Slime Queens all point away from that.

>> No.13836998

>>13836993
Wut? She's not a succubus.
She's definitely a butt, but don't lie.

And thanks, I'd been trying to find this gain.

>> No.13837000

>>13836992
You're a big hot head.

>> No.13837001

>>13836987
Hyper Kiki

>> No.13837002

>>13836994
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/77b29c518c/471542-127

>> No.13837008

>>13837002

>Those thick, child bearing hips
>That puffy vulva
>Those breasts

We must impregnate and turn into a Troll

>> No.13837011

>>13836995
Alps, manticores, ushis, mindflayers, amazons, matangos, hellhounds, parasite slime, imps and arch imps, and whichever one of the fluffy tail cunts it is that makes demon realms, inaris or youkos, I don't remember.

And baphos. Punch baphos.

>> No.13837015

>>13837000
I bet you don't know how to talk to people.

>> No.13837016

>>13837011
Oh right, krakens, ship sinking fatherfuckers.

>> No.13837018

I want to hug and comfort a crying mindflayer

>> No.13837019

>>13837015
Of course I do. I mean, I'm in charge here. I get to bring friends.

>> No.13837020

>>13837018
why does the mindflayer cry anon

>> No.13837021

>13837011
>13837016
>manticores
>hellhounds
>ushis
>amazons
>inaris
>youkos
Nothing wrong with these

>> No.13837024

>>13837018
I want to pay the local hoodlooms to beat you up for being a tentacle apologist. Not in my neighborhood motherfucker.

>> No.13837025

>>13837018

>there's a monstergirl avoiding you and crying right now
>she thinks you'd hate her for being a monster

>> No.13837027

>>13837021
Welp, meant for
>>13837011
>>13837016

>> No.13837029 [SPOILER] 
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13837029

>Oomukades are essentially Curse Goddesses to the "Light" Goddesses that Ryus represent

>> No.13837033

>>13837020
No one likes her and are scared of her
>>13837024
Can't I just bribe them not to fuck my shit
>>13837025
I think someone already wrote a story about that

>> No.13837035

>>13837033
As they should be. Mindflayers can rewrite and alter people's memories. Who wouldn't be afraid of a monster like her?

>> No.13837037

>Newest Z-Ton Comic
>Tentacle Monsters Invade
>Murder, rampage and also, rape
>Girls that get impregnated by them give birth to more tentacle monsters
>Scientists somehow figure out how to cause women to symbiotically bond with their tentacle children, turning them into living battle suits to fight against the invaders
Geez what the fuck am I reading Z-Ton?

>> No.13837038

>>13837037
What does this have to do with monster girls?

>> No.13837039

>>13837033
No, they know I pay well, I've employed them in other occasions.

>> No.13837041

>>13837037

Z-Ton is a mixed bag of fun for every one. On one hand he can give touching stories like Schizanthus and on the other we have Horsepussy Incest NTR futa threesome

>> No.13837043

>>13837037
The same tentacle armor bullshit that ruined Samurai Horse Pussy 4

>> No.13837045

>>13837038
Well...the symbiotic armor girls are...kinda...monster-y? It's Z-Ton man, where else am I going to talk about it?

There's also the story from the month before. Z-Ton's take on the same "Cow Girls as Live stock" shtick that ShindoL did a while ago. Less depressing...but four nipples.

>> No.13837052
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>>13836992
How would you feel if your daughteru died doing the job she loved?

>> No.13837054

>>13837035
because what if she doesn't want to and no one gives her a chance
>>13837039
that is racist speciesist

>> No.13837056

>>13837045
But that's wrong you moron, they're normal women wearing monsters.

>> No.13837059

>>13837054
How will you know? How will anyone know? That's the thing with Mindflayers, they can erase memories too. You never know what they've already done to your mind, so it's better to stay away from them.

>> No.13837060

>>13837043
>>13837045

>TFW Z-Ton is essentially a writefag from here with pretty good mangaka skills

>> No.13837061

>>13837052
what if your waifu very sneakily snuck into your room and glued your butthole shut while you were asleep?

>> No.13837063
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13837063

>>13836572
There's only one good Elf anyway.

>> No.13837064

>>13837061
Well that would be extremely sticky.

>> No.13837065

>>13837056
I realize that we don't talk about them much, but isn't it basically the same concept as a Roper?

>> No.13837066

>>13837061
What if you stopped acting stupid?

>> No.13837067

>>13837029
So what you're saying is they're like the Devils to Angels? And the Apophises to Pharaohs?

>> No.13837069

>>13837063
Peatricefag?

>> No.13837070

>>13837065
No that's a parasite possessing a woman's body.

What you're talking about is just a normal woman wearing the skin of a monster, by your logic if I plastered myself in bear cubs that would make me a bear.

>> No.13837071

>>13837054
You don't wait for a lion to bite you before you shoot it full of holes, mindflayers are the same.

>> No.13837072

>>13837059
well why not give them a chance, just put something in your ear and if they every try something you will know not to trust her

>> No.13837078

>>13837071
well a Lion is mindless a Mindflayer isn't

>> No.13837082

>>13837072
Alright, maybe I'll put earplugs on while I hang out with her once. But if she even thinks about trying anything suspicious I'm out.

>> No.13837085

>>13837082
>Not knowing she breaks into your head through the sinus
Come on now anon. Why would she put them in your ears? You'd go deaf!

>> No.13837086

>>13837067

Essentially, yes. Whereas Ryu get off on pure faith, Oomukade take the flak for their pre-Demon Lord hatred of the dragons and make up for it by absorbing or eating human curses.

Thereby alienating themselves until a suitable husband stumbles across them.

>> No.13837088

>>13837086
So martyrdom by curse-eating?
Huh.

>> No.13837094

>>13837078
You say that like it matters. Mindflayers are evil, and you must never suffer evil.

>> No.13837100

>>13837094
Nothing sentient is 100% evil

>> No.13837101

>>13837085
Is this supposed to convince me not to give her a chance? Because if she pushes it like this I won't.

>> No.13837104

>>13837086
That comes from mythology, yes?

>curse eating

So they're like sadako?

>> No.13837109

>>13837094
You sound like a paladin onee-san.

>> No.13837110

>>13837088

Something like that yeah, was just having some grey-matter flatulence.

>>13837104

Oomukades hating the dragons comes from mythology, since the man who slew the Oomukade was basically sent by the Ryuu.

The curse eating is stuff like her eating the negative life force surrounding stuff like the ground being too poor for a harvest, the aching of bodies in the heat, continual bad luck, sterility/barren women, etc.

>> No.13837115

>>13837100
They're evil enough.

>> No.13837117

Alright for any other writefags here, what do you guys do when you hit that block, or just don't have the drive. I promised an update and just can't for the life of me figure out what I want.

>> No.13837120

>>13837117
Do something else, clear your mind, if you can't, you can't. Watch tv/read books, talk to people, see if something clicks.

>> No.13837121

>>13837117

Shitpost in /mgg/ until the drive finally comes back or you wind up in the nice little crevasse of obscurity and being remembered for shit you hate that you wrote.

>> No.13837123

>>13837117
Watch TV, play vidya, stat up a Bumble knight for that weeks DnD session

>> No.13837126

>>13837115
I'm sure nice and good mindflayers exist and the ones that aren't become that way because they aren't given chances

>> No.13837131

>>13837121
I don't hate it. That's what pisses me off more, I enjoy writing.

>>13837123
I did get a bit lost in Bloodborne, but this story can't go eldritch.

>> No.13837133

>>13837037
This sounds like an amusing read, got a link?

>> No.13837134

>>13837126
Or they become jaded and bitter because the world saw them as monsters and they never got their chance.

Like Shrek.

>> No.13837135

>>13837117
Try not to think about it more than I really need to. The more I think about writing stuff when I'm feeling down or blocked the less likely I am to do it.

>> No.13837136

>>13837126
Now you sound like Sweden.

>> No.13837141

>>13837135
Thank you. That sounds pretty good. Whomever you are kind anon, I hope your mg waifu finds you.

>> No.13837142

>>13837134
Exactly
>>13837136
YES

>> No.13837143

Would Mindflayers be friends with Canadian Geese, poor girls who never were trusted by society?

>> No.13837147

>>13837143
I want to help misunderstood monstergirls

>> No.13837148

>>13837141
I hope she does too.

>> No.13837165

>>13837143
>Canadian Geese
>Never trusted by society
I feel like this is completely wrong.
At least, why else would they be protected under Canada law?

>> No.13837166

>>13837131
Every story can go eldritch

>> No.13837168

>>13837133
Here you go.
http://exhentai.org/s/c756e26b35/830692-227
Still only in Japanese, but it's easy enough to get the gist of it.

>> No.13837170

>>13837165
Are you
You are not defending Canadian Geese. In my airspace

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>>13837143
>who never were trusted by society
And with good reason.

>> No.13837180

>>13837170
I'm not questioning whether or not Canadian Geese are assholes.
They ARE assholes.
I'm saying they seem to be trusted enough to be given national protection.
r is it just because they're endangered? If that's the case, good for them. Fuck them.

>> No.13837181

>>13837168
Thanks man!

>> No.13837183

>>13837175
I wish we had someone to draw that with a geesegirl

>> No.13837194

>>13837183
But change "attack" with "rape".

>> No.13837208

>>13837183
>>13837194

This needs to be done

>> No.13837216

>>13837180
There's tons of them. It's just usually illegal to kill your national or state bird. Like you can't kill eagles in the US even though they're not endangered anymore. And common as fuck stuff like mockingbirds, scissortails, bluebirds and such are protected the same way.

Americans cull Canadian geese by the tens of thousands when they fly south for the winter. They're not nearly as arrogant once they cross the border because they know they're on the menu.

>> No.13837221

>>13837216
Yeah, Goose hunting is actually one of the most popular hunting varieties up north in places like Wisconsin and Minnesota.

>> No.13837228

>>13837180
Let me tell you something about Canadian history
The Canadian geese wasn't always an asshole. It was a majestic creature of the Canadian wildlife. It was like the Swan, before the swan decided to be an asshole. But that will be mentioned later
Unfortunately, the Canadian geese was hunted down. Why? It didn't even do anything! It just minded it's own business. On your lawn
So, the great maple leaf in the sky noticed the blight in which the Canadian Geese was in and said "Let these calm and collected creatures of wildlife be protected by my essence. AND ANYONE THAT DARE LAYS A FINGER ON THEM WILL BE HANGED."

So, the Canadian geese was protected, and strived.

But the Canadian Geese niticed that they weren't being hunted. Before they could barely show their faces in the forest without being shot right in the head. But now, the hunters seemed to evade them. Avoid them. Run away, even
And so the SmugCanadianGeeseFace.jpg was made
They harassed everyone and anyone they could. They attacked unsuspecting people. They shat on your lawn. YOUR lawn! They even attacked children!
The Canadian geese didn't care. And you know why, because YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
They could come into your house, eat YOUR food, raid YOUR fridge, shit in YOUR toilet. AND NOT EVEN FLUSH. And you can't do JACK. OR JILL

They could rape your wife, THEY COULD RAPE YOU, and you can't do anything. And you know why? Because they're protected! They're FUCKING protected!
And they know too! They damn well know! Because when they go to Burganistan they keep low and keep quiet. But once they come back, and they make a lot of noise to announce their presence, you can't do ANYTHING!

>> No.13837239

>>13837228
>Nationalistic Swede Rants About Muslims.txt

>> No.13837243

>>13837228
I want to rub Geese feathers

>> No.13837244
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>>13837228
Beautiful.

>> No.13837247

>>13837194
And give her yandere eyes!

>> No.13837256

>>13836603
Steal her hat and/or invite her back for coffee?

>> No.13837260

>>13837228
Till they meet someone who simply does not give a fuck.

>> No.13837288

I want to hug every misunderstood monstergirl and tell them it will get better

>> No.13837297

>>13837288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

>> No.13837309

>>13837297
I want you to die.

>> No.13837312

>>13837297
Why did you post that?

>> No.13837320

>>13837312
It won't get better.

>>13837309
And I want you to get fatal familial insomnia, guess we're even.

>> No.13837322

>>13837297
I wonder what kind of monstergirls would like rap

>> No.13837324

>>13837320
But anon it can always get better only place to go from the bottom is up

>> No.13837325
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13837325

>You will never go out with a Water Oni and drink water
>Aka Vodka.

>> No.13837326

>>13837322
All the delicious brown ones, sirens, mantis, succubutts.

>> No.13837331

>>13837324
It can always get worse.

>> No.13837332

>>13837326
>mantis
Don't you drag them down into that garbage.

>> No.13837333

>>13837325
Speaking of, I want this boat boat.
http://whl4u.jp/wh22/exhibit/gallery/#97

>> No.13837336

>>13837332
>implying she wouldn't be bobbing her head and flicking her blades to the beat

>> No.13837339

>>13837333
Seaport Hime is best Kancolle.

>> No.13837342
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>>13837322
Go ninja, Go ninja, Go!

>> No.13837344

>>13837331
When you are at the bottom then it really can't and having someone believe in them will help their confidence

>> No.13837346
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>>13837333
Damn, that's nice.

>> No.13837347

>>13837336
Dammit stop trying to make it sound cute!

>> No.13837349

>>13837342
who is the Head Ninja in Charge?

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>>13836957
>>13836987
>>13836989
>>13837001

I believe the MGC Maid Central may need to issue a public announcement on the risks of overcharging kikis

>> No.13837353

>>13837332
mantis is already trash so not much is changed

>> No.13837355

>>13837353
I'll slap you anon.

>> No.13837357

>>13837347
>she then starts dancing, flicking her antennae in time and rhythmically buffeting her wings, the light that catches through them making some crazy color combinations

Never trust someone who doesn't dance.

>> No.13837361

>>13837351
How is that a bad thing? I would overcharge every kiki Isee.

>> No.13837362

>>13837351
Oh fuck better get her tired and lower her energy, gonna have to replace that outfit and probably mine after she rips it off

>> No.13837366

>>13837357
Great, now I want to headpat the rap loving Mantis.

>> No.13837371

>>13837351
Oh god, what have we done

>> No.13837373

Ok crazy idea

Colt 45 (Crazy Rap) but monstergirl'd

>> No.13837380

I need help on a sweater color -
puu dot sh/jfxIS/1feec54de8.jpg

>> No.13837382

>>13837351
>>13837351
>those eyes

Ryozanpaku Kikimora.

>> No.13837385

>>13837380
dark red or Purple and Green

>> No.13837391

>>13837380
White

>> No.13837392

>>13837366
Can't fight what you love nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iinMQDYc_8

>> No.13837398

>>13837392
>Never be ashamed of your music taste
I like jazz.
How many Zipanguese/lamia girls would love jazz?

>> No.13837401

flustered monstergirls are cute

>> No.13837404

>>13837380
A fiery red.

>> No.13837410

>>13837398
I don't know about jazz, but they'd love the fuck out of Salsa, gets the blood going. Better do your cardio faggot.

>> No.13837418

>>13837351
So what would happen if I just kept petting her head after that?
Or would she just ride me senseless right then and there?

>> No.13837419

>>13837410
How can lamias love Salsa if they have no feet?

>> No.13837424
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>>13837333
Best abyssal

>> No.13837426

>>13837401
My brother.

>> No.13837431

>>13837419
Why do black people love anime? It's just the way things are.

>> No.13837434

>>13837426
if they state stuttering it is even better and having a full face blush

>> No.13837445
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>>13837398
>Do snakes love a music genre that started in a swamp?

>> No.13837449

>>13837445
I stand corrected.

>> No.13837450

I want to rape a slime

>> No.13837455
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13837455

Always remember that your waifu loves you.

>> No.13837457

>>13837455
You mean the thing that isn't real?

>> No.13837459

>>13837455
those look a little big for her body

>> No.13837461

>>13837037
Oh yeah, that one was pretty neat. Not so much hot, but an interesting read.

>> No.13837465

>>13837450
I think it'd be easier to rape a lilim.

>> No.13837472

>>13837465
try both, nothing can go wrong

>> No.13837473

>>13837455
I would carry that oppai loli everywhere, princess style.

>> No.13837479

>>13837472
>Lilim with slime armor
Hmm

>> No.13837482
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13837482

Make way for the Moth Princess!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

>> No.13837489

>>13837482
She's getting her hair ruffled.

>> No.13837497

>>13837482
Kaiju MGs when?

>> No.13837501

>>13837489
No she's getting tightly hugged.

>> No.13837507

>>13837482
i want to touch the fluff

>> No.13837520

>>13837501
No!
She's getting her hand held and taken to dinner!

>> No.13837529

>>13837520
A date? Isn't she a bit young?

>> No.13837530

>>13837529
Doesn't mean she can't just be given a treat, its just because she's a good girl.

>> No.13837534

>>13837530
The real reason is Anon wants to be treated to a fancy royal feast.

>> No.13837538

>>13837530
Well fuck you! She's going to be hugged and told how precious she is, and how her very existence lights up an otherwise dreary world!

Then we'll go to the fair and pig out on sweets! FAGGOT!

>> No.13837541

>>13837538
You son of a bitch!
She's going to get a puppy girl!
And bought some candy before I carry her back home from a three course meal at a five star restaurant!

>> No.13837545

>>13837455
Even if she acts like a complete tsundere?

>> No.13837547

>>13834352
>Buff elf
>Smart amazon
>Boss Kiki
>Childhood Friend black harpy
not sure what to make of that...

>> No.13837548

>>13837541
You can't just get her a pet, they're a huge responsibility!

>> No.13837549

>>13837482
That's not my moth princess. She doesn't have time control powers

>> No.13837550

>>13837482
>Posting superior version

Consider me a convert.

>> No.13837553

>>13837545
Not him but, dropped harder than a rhino's balls at sexual maturity.

>> No.13837554

>>13837548
Then I'll just need to take responsibility and help her won't I?

>> No.13837566

>>13837554
You better love them both or I will gut you.

>> No.13837568

>>13837566
Of course I will!
They will both get the best kind of love to grow up with before I allow them to go off and find others they love!
This is my duty!

>> No.13837569

>>13837547
So, you're being bullied by... what's the word for those people that don't do 'popular' things? Those. Word just escapes me at the moment.
On the plus side, when one Black harpy is protecting you ALL the black harpies are protecting you.

>> No.13837578

>>13837569
otaku?

>> No.13837583

>>13837569
hipsters?

>> No.13837592

>>13837583
That's the one!

>>13837578
I mean, technically. But it's the spirit of the thing really.

>> No.13837600

I want to get rekt by a lizard

>> No.13837605

>>13837600
Any specific reason why?

>> No.13837606

>>13837569
This suggests that they're only bullying anon as a way of acting out
>Don't you want to find a nice master Kiki?
>Screw you mom! I'm gonna pants anon AND not clean my room!

>> No.13837610

>>13837600
I want to impregnate a muscled, scarred lizard girl while she's chest to chest with her younger sister who decided that sumo was going to be her combat style. I'll then impregnate her and raise our daughters together.

>> No.13837612

>>13836774
Utterly disgusting. Just what makes a good goddess go neutral?

>> No.13837621

>>13837612
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

>> No.13837625

>>13837621
Tell my wife...hello.

>> No.13837626

>>13835911
WOW

>> No.13837631

>>13837583
So rebellious teen monstergirls sticking it to their mother

>> No.13837635

>>13837037
I don't know how to feel about this. It's got potential I guess.

>> No.13837638

>>13837631
So an Amazon that tell her mother she wants to be a house wife

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13837646

What kind of job class would a Yeti be suited for that isn't healing?

>> No.13837647 [DELETED] 

Wait why the fuck is Tendou playing soccer all of a sudden?

>> No.13837648

>>13837646
Beastmaster.

>> No.13837651

Was was the lineup for Metalmorphosis again? Moth-chan singer, who else?

>> No.13837652

Yandere Yeti would be scary

>> No.13837653

>>13837651
There was an Orc, and a Succubus, and a...
And a...
Uh...

>> No.13837654

>Check out Anonymoose Saga
>89 chapters, each of them a decent length

How? What the hell is even in there? Is it just the result of extraordinary autism, or is it actually good?

>> No.13837655

>>13837648
Armored pomeranian puppies with magical turrets mounted on them?
>>13837651
Metal is gay.

>> No.13837657

Move along, nothing happened.

Totally didn't just post in a completely different thread.

>> No.13837660

>>13837652
I now remember that yandere Yeti-Wight thing that was discussed a while back.

>> No.13837661

>>13837657
It's okay, I do it all the time.

>> No.13837662

>>13837646
Grappler

>> No.13837664

>>13837657
Who is this "Tendou" individual?

>> No.13837667

>>13837664
Who? Sorry man I don't know who you're talking about.

>> No.13837668

>>13837657
it's cool hell I've posted completely unrelated images before

>> No.13837670

>>13837653
>>13837651
A centaur.
There was a centaur too.

>> No.13837678

>>13837654
Read it find out

>> No.13837683

>>13837668
wheat guy?

>> No.13837687

>>13837653
>>13837670
Eeh. Those are boring though. How about an arachne bassist who weaves her own strings, and a thunderbird lead who overdrives her guitar with her own power? Or an arachne drummer who has octokicks going with her eight spider legs.

>> No.13837688

>>13837683
yes

>> No.13837691

>>13837688
It's okay man, we don't judge fetishes here.

Unless it's really gross.

>> No.13837694

>>13837691
>we don't judge fetishes here.

>> No.13837697

I want to grow up with a childhood rival monster girl who could never beat me because I'm older than her! Swearing to beat me one day in a fair fight
Then, years later, after she's trained and bled to become the strongest in the land she'll come to me and learn that I've become a cripple, my leg missing below the knee and one arm missing its hand.
I'll never tell her with a sad smile that I can fight if she wants but I won't be as good as she remembers.

>> No.13837698

>>13837687
>Arachnee
>Thunderbird
>Hinezumi Bassist?

>> No.13837699

>>13837694
Yes anon, that's what I just said.

>> No.13837704

>>13837697
Jigaideki?

>> No.13837705

I want to befriend a ghost and ask her to haunt me

>> No.13837706

>>13837691
I find that hard to believe from the hours-long bouts of shitflinging we regularly experience.

>> No.13837707

>>13837698
>Hinezumi Bassist
What's her gimmick? Maybe a lamia bassist, what with them feeling vibrations to see.

>> No.13837708

>>13837704
Who?

>> No.13837712

>>13837707
I dunno, she's a smaller girl than what you'd expect from a bassist?
Lamias are probably the better choice anyway.

>> No.13837714
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Triads, Yakuza, and the Mafia.

>> No.13837718

>>13837705
wouldn't that be like asking her to marry you

>> No.13837719

>>13837714
Mob goes wild.

>> No.13837720

>>13837708
Damn anon how much of a pleb can you be?

>> No.13837727

>>13837719
Did that ever end?

>> No.13837730

>>13837714
I wonder who nice it would be to be a mob prince.

>> No.13837733

>>13837720
I don't know moonrune so this is foreign to me.
Google says something about period dramas.

>> No.13837734

>>13837719
Eugh, no.

Newport City Blues had actual potential until Free_Drinks went AWOL.

>> No.13837740

big fat cat tats or itty bitty kitty titties?

>> No.13837742
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13837742

>>13837730
>tfw no ex-Gangster monstergirl to adopt you as her soneru, and rescue you every time you get kidnapped by her former associates

>> No.13837743

>>13837727
Nope.

>>13837734
Both stories are unpleasant, but yes, I'll agree NCB had actual potential.

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>>13837740
Both.

>> No.13837747

>>13837740
I enjoy both for different reasons although if I had to pick then I'd go for the biggest, and fattest, of cat tats.

>> No.13837751

>>13837740
>big fat cat tats
If she's a Hathorite with ability to lactate, sure.
>itty bitty kitty titties
So long as the ass is fat, I don't care.

>> No.13837755

>>13837745
I wanna smack dem big fat cat tats

>> No.13837762

>>13837751
with the*

>> No.13837770

I want a skeleton to not make puns

>> No.13837776

Damn, it's dead right now.

>> No.13837778
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>>13837740
A mix of both.

>> No.13837779

>>13837776
Well its nearly two and I'm writing/watching seed so I really can't post.

I don't even know whats going on anymore.

>> No.13837796

>>13837778
What is this.

>> No.13837801

>>13837796
Looks like a cat girl.

>> No.13837804

>>13837770
>>13837778
You wanna talk spooky? Last night, I had a dream where a cute bat (not a werebat, just a bat) knocked on my window and wanted to get in. So I let it in rubbed behind its ears.

>> No.13837808

>>13837779
>still watching seed
There is no hope for you anymore.

>> No.13837810

>>13837796
It's from a LN illustrated by Hisasi.

>> No.13837811

>>13837804
Expect to be taken to a vampire's mansion in a few days.

>> No.13837814

>>13837811
But there were no hickies! It was just a cute bat! It's bat season where I live! I think!

>> No.13837816

>>13837808
Episode 39.
I'm not even sure why anyone is doing anything now.
I guess everyones gone full genocide.

>> No.13837821

>>13837816
SHUT UP AND SHOOT!

>> No.13837823

>>13837810
>Illustrated by Hisasi
Hot. DAMN.

What's the LN? It has my immediate interest for this reason alone.

>> No.13837824

>>13837821
I just saw three wack-jobs have a seizure in their suits.
I enjoyed hallelujah better when there was one of him and he was useful

>> No.13837827

>>13837824
Oh well, Destiny awaits.

>> No.13837828

I want to save a bat with a broken wing and then find out she is a vampire

>> No.13837830

>>13837827
That it does...
Wheeee...

>> No.13837834

>>13837828
I kinda want now too.
>>13837830
REJOICE! Also there's that three-episode thingie, Stargazer. Which is surprisingly much better.

>> No.13837838
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>>13837823
Masou gakuen hxh. Translation never.

>> No.13837841

>>13837834
Stop it Kotomine, don't feed off of my seed suffering.
The music isn't that bad surprisingly.

And I'll take a look at Stargazer.

>> No.13837846

>>13837828
>>13837834
It's like that old Japanese Fairy Tail, where the guy saves an injured fox, or cat, or racoon, or whatever, and then a cute kitsune, nekomata, or tanuki or whatever turns up at his door and pledges to be his waifu in return for saving her life.

It's a good story, after all.

>> No.13837849

I want a busty mg to bind her chest to appear flat

>> No.13837853

>>13837841
Stargazer is better than every other thing related to SEED. But yes, the music is nice. That's really all SEED has going for it. Fantastic music.

Also, at least Flay is dead?

>> No.13837855

I want a flat mg to stuff her bra to appear busty

>> No.13837856

>>13837849
How flat we talking?
Bee stings to melons or the ludicrous flat to volleyballs.

>> No.13837858

>>13837853
Not yet, still as useless as always.

>> No.13837864

>>13837856
paradoxical size difference

>> No.13837867

>>13837858
Oh. I thought you were done. You're only on the Druggies?

Has Kira become Jesus yet?

>> No.13837871

>>13837867
Druggies are going to try attacking again, Kira is suspiciously good at not making grunts explode.

>> No.13837874

>>13837871
So Kira got the Freedom and is as Jesus then.

Well, I'd say you've made it through the worst of it...but honestly, SEED is a fucking masterpiece compared to Destiny. You've not even begun to suffer.

>> No.13837875
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>>13837846
So does this mean that if I'm just nice to cats all my life, I'll eventually get a Cat Girl from the gods?

>> No.13837877
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13837877

1...2...4?

>> No.13837878

>>13837874
Is it bad bad or so bad it goes full circle G Gundam mode?

>> No.13837881

>>13837875
That's the way it goes. Even in the MGE.

Just pray you don't get a Cait Sith sort.

>> No.13837882

>>13837877
>Boss? What's with all these sheep? We're not becoming shepherds, are we?

>> No.13837884

>>13837877
>those hips and butt on the right Weresheep
I'm impressed, good work Snibako.

>> No.13837885

>>13837878
No.

>> No.13837887

>>13837878
Bad bad mind-numbingly I want everyone in this show to die, bad.

It starts off alright, no worse than SEED at least, but it very quickly devolves into an utter mess of character derailment, repeated animation, and inconsistent POV focus.

>> No.13837893

>>13837887
>>13837885
Wow.
This is going to be fun.

On that note, good night everyone.
Have a pleasant evening and don't burn down the thread, the undead are particularly frightened by it.
D-did Athrun just boomerang a beamsword?
What the crap?

>> No.13837895

>>13835745
I really liked it. I hope you write more.

>> No.13837897

>>13837893
You started watching SEED. Now you will taste of its pleasures.

>> No.13837898

>>13837893
>D-did Athrun just boomerang a beamsword?
Yes. Beam Boomerangs are a thing. You've not seen the last of them. Not by a longshot.

Come to think of it the Sword Strike had one too, so this shouldn't be anything new.

>> No.13837901

>>13837897
>We have such shit to show you

>> No.13837902

tell me about the rabbits, MGT

>> No.13837904

>>13837897
I guess.
Wow, Flay gets kidnapped and she STILL doesn't leave her room.

>>13837898
I may have missed the strike doing it.
I did enjoy Arthun taking out a jet with his shield though.

>> No.13837905

>>13837902
They thump and hump! And also scream horribly.

>> No.13837909

>>13837904
>I did enjoy Arthun taking out a jet with his shield though.
Which thus triggered some drama, leading to some shipping, which was then one of many things promptly discarded by Destiny.

>> No.13837912

>>13837898
>beam boomerangs are a thing
>haven't seen the last of them
I see what you did there.

>> No.13837915

>>13837902
They can die from loneliness, and are likely very possessive creatures.

>> No.13837916

>>13837816
>I'm not even sure why anyone is doing anything now.
Welcome to any Gundam series that's not G.

>> No.13837917

>>13837912
I swear to god I didn't even mean to.

>> No.13837918

>>13834214
FWOMP

>> No.13837919

>>13837909
Oh, well, I guess I shouldn't have expected anything like that to develop.

>>13837916
Even compared to the rest this is bad.
At least I could find some logic in the other shows, although it was hard for some.
But this...this just makes no sense.
I may need to re-watch Unicorn after these two to cleanse my palette.

>> No.13837921

>>13837915
>>13837905
I can still tend the rabbits, MGT?

>> No.13837922

>>13837921
Well, sure Hans.

>> No.13837926

>>13837919
It develops fine in SEED.

But like I said, one of the many issues in Destiny is horrific character derailment. If there's anything you like about anyone in SEED, expect Destiny to shit on it then huck it out the window.

Also if you want a palette cleanser, watch something completely different. Watch fuckin' Build Fighters.

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SEED is the only Gendum series I had no interest in, so this is a very interesting discussion.

>> No.13837929

>>13837927
If they made a Sinanju Mecha Musume figure, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Love the Sinanju. Already have 3 different figs of it.

Also wish I got the Wing Zero EW Custom Mecha Musume figure. She's a cutie.

>> No.13837930

>>13837919
Why did you choose to watch SEED anyway?
I mean, I had my reasons, which was to understand the characters before playing Gundam Musou. At least, enough to understand that Kira was a shit character.

What reason do you have?

>> No.13837933

>>13837921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDc7Tlgfg7M

>> No.13837934

>>13837926
>Dat fucking donut steele SEED machine trashing everyone in much classier suits

Not exactly the best thing to do after SEED. Lot of fun though. I was just disappointed in TRY.

>>13837930
My reason was it was premiering on Toonami way back and always loved watching Gundam on the midnight run. I dropped it somewhere around the desert arc with the stupid dog bone beam saber quads.

>> No.13837935 [DELETED] 

>>13837926
Hmm, may need to, it sounds interesting.
And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.[/spoiler[

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

>> No.13837936
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>>13837929
I want to see them do stuff with obscure shit like AoZ mechs or GNX Superbia, which I have an RD of.
>Also wish I got the Wing Zero EW Custom Mecha Musume figure
I want to get the Unicorn AGPs so I can have accessories for my normal Destroy Mode and my Shield Funnel unicorn gundams.

>> No.13837937 [DELETED] 

And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.[/spoiler]

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

>> No.13837938

>>13837934
Well, yes, the Build STRIKE being the main unit is a tad iffy, but really, people only think that because SEED is such shite in the first place. BF itself is a fantastic show though.

Agreed on Try, unfortunately. Hopefully the upcoming OVAs will do better. Try being a disappointment didn't stop me from order the figure of Fumina though. Dem bike shorts.

>> No.13837939
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13837939

It's dangerous to watch alone. Take this.

>> No.13837942

>>13837937
Hooray for a half-assed Star Was allusion.

>> No.13837946 [DELETED] 

>>13837926
Hmm, may need to, it sounds interesting.
And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.[/spoiler]

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

I should really go to bed, I screwed up twice doing this.

>> No.13837947

>>13837939
I want to see a Woundwort Wererabbit. Also, I wonder if Loen just saw a picture of the 00 Gundam on google, and used that as a reference when doodling that.

>> No.13837948

>>13837947
>00
Isn't that exactly what it is?

>> No.13837951

>>13837946
It's fine
You don't have to try anymore.

>> No.13837953

>>13837926
Hmm, may need to, it sounds interesting.
And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

AAAAAND three failures.
Time for bed.

>> No.13837958

>>13837948
The placement of the V-Fin and side-fin things tell all.
Also, PEW-00

>> No.13837961

>>13837947
>>13837948
I think it is, the Exia has a distinctive headpiece.

That and all the Setsuna cardboard armor pics.
Oh god! Make the singing stop!

>> No.13837963

>>13837953
I say again.

Yaaaaay half-assed Star Wars allusions.

>> No.13837964

>>13837953
Go to bed, you're drunk and out of control.

>> No.13837965

>>13837963
Yeah, it is.
A really crappy one.

>> No.13837968
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Suun.

>> No.13837970

>>13837964
Not drunk, just sleepy.
When I drink I make my DnD party fight a man in armor who calls himself the Bumble Knight.

>> No.13837971

>>13837935
Well, good on you. Continue.
I think Cagalli was waifu material.
I'm mad they didn't play off the reverse trap thing at all.

>> No.13837973

Where the fat lizard butts at?

>> No.13837974

>>13837970
Can you come up with a fun name for a Slime-Skeleton hybrid in stolen armor?

>> No.13837978
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>You will never be a Paladin on a holy crusade against monster girls.
>You will never only one female Paladin who you see as your equal be your partner.
>You will never develop a crush on Paladin-chan due to her pure and righteousness, but be afraid to ask her out making you anonymously send love letters, flowers, and poems to her.
>You will never one day during a battle with a arch-succubus watch Paladin-chan become corrupt and slowly turn into a succubus
>You will never be conflicted on what to do now that your love is becoming one of the monsters you slay.

>> No.13837979

>>13837973
Probably in the future, waiting for Dracosa to show up in the EMG anime.

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>>13837973

>> No.13837984

>>13837971
Yeah, it was a shame.
Lacus, it's not exactly helping you be stealthy if your haro is bouncing like that.

>>13837974
You have skeleton jelly for that.
I'm drawing a blank for that.
Unless you call her the Jelly Skelly Crusader.

>> No.13837986

>>13837981
Aww yeah.

I hope there's a place in Monster Girl City where men who have a thing for Reptile Girl booty can go.

>> No.13837988

>>13837979
For what? So that she can ogle them with the rest of us?

>> No.13837989

>>13837974
Jeleton

>> No.13837990

>>13837984
Jelly Skelly Crusader it is. What an epic battle she will have.

>> No.13837991

>>13837973
Attached to fat lizards and being used as cushions.
Or molested by their husband/boyfriend if they are lucky enough to have one.

>> No.13837993
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13837993

I havent been here in a while. Have some Lilim, ELH's one.

>> No.13837995
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>>13837986
Yep.

>> No.13837998

>>13837993
Can you draw the Jelly Skelly Crusader, or Armored Jeleton, or whatever it is?

>> No.13838000

I want to put stuff in a slime so I won't have to hold it

>> No.13838002

>>13837990
Go forth and have fun.

Oh brave warrior, do you see?
This proud knight of the bumble bee?

>> No.13838004

>>13837993
Naisu

>> No.13838008
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>>13837978
>Another female paladin story that can't go five lines without corruption bullshit

>> No.13838009

>>13837993
Way to go, Loen.
Cheers, mate.

>> No.13838011

>>13837993
>Skirt digging up into thighs and crotch
>Hair bun
>Glasses
>Eye-covering bangs
>Business suit displaying glorious cleavage
Stop, please, I can't take this much yes.

>> No.13838013

>>13837993
[Erection At Maximum Hardness]

>> No.13838015

>>13837993
Nice.

>> No.13838016

>>13838008
There were two posted the other night, both of which involved corruption.

Face it, tis what the people want.

>> No.13838020

>>13838008
>Another female paladin story bullshit
Fixed 'ya.

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>>13837993
Neat. I look forward to seeing where this goes.

Greenmarine did one of her as well, cept his is NSFW.

Non-Heartpupils:
>http://i.imgur.com/CRBkidR.jpg

Heartpupils:
>http://i.imgur.com/Fyqpyb5.jpg

>> No.13838025

>>13838016
Yes. Beelzebub eggs in paladin girl butts!

>> No.13838033

>>13838022
Will we ever see anything on the Lilim with chitinous body parts and beast like horns in the foreseeable future.

>> No.13838034

>>13838022
Crotch area looks a tad weird, but a lovely image all the same.

>> No.13838035

>>13837978
Hug her and tell her that i'm the one sending letters, and everything's gonna be fine.

>> No.13838036

>>13838033
Lilims with*

>> No.13838037

>>13838022
Gonna fuck the lilim.

>> No.13838039

>>13838033

Convince Mari to do a Tarrasque x Lilim hybrid and maybe.

>> No.13838045

>>13837993
>>13838022
Nice to see OC going on, thumbs to all of you chaps involved.

>that second hottie
Holy shit. Definitely fine artist pick there.

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>>13837998
I have no idea what that is so this happened.

>> No.13838069

>>13838065
Just something dumb from one of Alp's stories, this is beautiful. Thanks.

>> No.13838071

>>13838065
I have no idea what I'm looking at.

>> No.13838075

>>13838071
You're looking at the first enemy that will be fought by a chuuni Kunoichi.

>> No.13838076

>>13838065
For some reason I see both the Dark Souls UI, and the armor worn by the main ad guy in Dark Souls 2.

>> No.13838081

>>13838075
Right.

Go be the hero we need, Kunoichi-chan, cause that thing freaks me out.

>> No.13838084

>>13838081
>implying she won't become a good guy after losing
Anon, I'm sorry.

>> No.13838086

>>13838084
Well, I'm dodge-rolling outa here.

>> No.13838090

>>13838086
Why? She's got hard boney bits on the inside and soft stuff on the outside, just like you!

>> No.13838094

>>13838090
The dodge-roll train stops for nobody.

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13838119

Oh hi anon! Welcome to the library!

>> No.13838120

>>13838119
NEEEERD!

>> No.13838127

>>13838119
Yeah, I'm looking for "500 ways to woo a Hellhound."
Also, I'd like a book on DIY antidotes, I'm afraid her Manticore friend is going to try to do something.

What kinds of self help books for guys would exist in a world with Monstergirls anyway?

>> No.13838131

>>13838119
Shit, this isn't the cafeteria? Then I'm as lost as I am hungry.

>> No.13838133

>>13838119
You don't have to say this every time I walk in, you know

>> No.13838134

>>13838127
"How to appear precious - what Dragons like in a man and why they won't admit it" for one.

>> No.13838141

>>13838134
How would a monstergirl react to finding your stash of self-help books and seeing that they're all about relationships with her species?

>> No.13838144

>>13838141
She'd go into a fit, destroy them all and yell at you to just be yourself because that's what she's into?

>> No.13838147

>>13838144
Would she also pin me to my bed and forcefully and passionately shove her tongue into my mouth?
And then maybe lovingly bruise my pelvis with her pelvis?

>> No.13838150

>>13838147
Probably. This is the purpose of those books.

>> No.13838152

>>13838119
D-Do you have any books on paw massaging?

>> No.13838155

>>13838152
Try the "Footstool To A Jackal", a historical romance novel.

>> No.13838156

>>13838155
Oh my that sounds lewd.

>> No.13838158

Does your waifu like canned spam?

>> No.13838163

>>13838155
>Invite Anubis GF over one day
>She sees a copy on the table
I don't know what would happen. But I welcome it.

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>>13838163
She'll know that you're a complete Anubislut and that she holds power over you.

She could make you do ANYTHING and you wouldn't refuse.

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13838167

>>13838163
>Your heart is corrupted by this smut. I must correct you.

>> No.13838168

I want to give a hobgoblin a piggy back ride.

>> No.13838170

>>13838165
>>13838167
Sounds fantastic to me. All according to keikaku.

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GAAAOOOOOOO!

>> No.13838172

>>13838171
Is that a cosplayer?

>> No.13838176

I want to protect a Matango's smile!

>> No.13838177

>>13838150
Wonderful.
She'd cuddle with me afterwards right?

>> No.13838181

>>13838177
Depends. Is she a cuddler?

>> No.13838184

>>13838181
She's a Hellhound.
So I'd assume so.

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>>13838181
>Try to squeeze out of a Hellhound's Hellcuddle.
>Start to lift her paw.
>She lets out a low, dangerous growl.
>Lower the paw back down.
>Growl stops.
>She hugs even tighter.

Help.

>> No.13838194

>>13838191
Tell her it's time for a walk.

>> No.13838199
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13838199

I want a Pharaoh to give me paizuri and headpats.

>> No.13838213

>>13838199
I want to give her cunnilingus and cuddles.

>> No.13838214
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13838214

>>13838213
I want to give mutual 69 oral sex and then get cuddles AND headpats!

>> No.13838219

I want to hear a vampire slip up and start talking in a thick Boston accent.

>> No.13838220

>>13838219
Dumpires, dumpires everywhere.

>> No.13838221
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>>13838219
Eh............um........nah.

>> No.13838227

>>13838199
cute.
>>13838214
nice.

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>>13838199
You don't really think the Nile's Queen would demean herself that way, do you?
Only for you, I suppose.

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>>13838230
It's not demeaning if I please her first. At least three times beforehand.

>> No.13838255

>>13838221
But you can get her flustered whenever you tease her for having such a low-class accent. Wouldn't you want to see your Ojou-sama flustered and embarrass her by you telling her she's even cuter with her natural accent?

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>>13838171
Tadaimaaaa!!

>> No.13838279

>>13837884
y-you too

>> No.13838352

Which monster do you most want to tell you that you're always super special?

>> No.13838358

>>13838352
This sounds like a reference to something I don't get.
Cheshire I guess, so I can keep thinking I don't get it while they're being honest.

>> No.13838359

>fucking succuviruses man
>It’s your third bios reboot this month
>After 15 years of using commonsense™ ,
>Can’t even pirate antivirus software anymore
>or much of anything really
>The little shits are embedded in every site
>The antivirus software isn’t even an antivirus
>Just a succuvirus cosplaying as an angel
>NEET techno wizards creating shit like ‘succuviruses’ ‘wurmviruses’ ‘trojanhorsepussy.exe’
>Christ it’s like the fucking 90s again
>only worse since these viruses are near impossible to make vaccines against
>at least the techno wizards have good design taste
>That’s one thing to be grateful for
>Being sick of rebooting your bios every week you decided to consult a techno wizard
>They’re usually expensive as fuck, but you know a friend who knows a friend

>> No.13838364

>>13838358
[spoiled]chaos;head ED[/spoiler]

>> No.13838378

>>13836682
Cute

>> No.13838386

>>13838359
>wurmviruses
Tell me more.

>> No.13838415

>>13838364
Still don't get it. Don't beat around the bush, I need to get to sleep soon.

>> No.13838420

>>13838386
An AI with a wonderfully genki and cheerful personality, who absolutely rapes your cpu and battery from being so resource intensive
She deletes a few big files here and there to support her existence but nothing too important
is deleted
Expect opening a web browser taking at best a few hours, at worst a few years
Have fun
She seems to have no problem functioning smoothly no matter what computer it is

>> No.13838426

>>13838386
You don't know true horror until you open your pictures folder and see a cheerful little Wurm eating your images like they're burgers.

>> No.13838427

>>13838415
My Little Anon Can't Be This Stupid!

>> No.13838428

>>13838426
Even my pictures of other Wurms?

>> No.13838430

>>13838427
I googled it and saw it had something to do with a visual novel of that name, but couldn't find anything specific. And shut up, I'll be as stupid as I want to be!

>> No.13838431

>>13838428
No, those she'll stare at curiously and think they're mirrors. Even if they're in the wrong pose.

>> No.13838441

>>13838431
So Wurms are self aware? Or is it just this AI? Science has so many questions to answer.

>> No.13838470

>>13838441
It's magic anon, wizards made it. Do you expect it to make sense?

>> No.13838473

>>13838470
Yes. Magic is studied in schools, there has to be rhyme and reason behind it.

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Light of my life!

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>>13838563
Don't turn off the lights.

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>>13837385

>> No.13838742

where wer u wen mgt was kil

i was cuddling waifu

wen she said

'mgt is kil'

'no'

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>>13834352
>First roll is a pixie
>Second roll is minotaur
wut
>third
crow tengu
>Fourth
Apsara

>> No.13838769

>>13838664
Not the colors of my flavor, but well done nevertheless.

>>13838742
I think hanging out in somewhere like here would be worthy of harsh repressive measures in the eyes of any monster waifu.

>> No.13838778

>>13838742
Anon, did you stay up all night watching the thread? That isn't healthy you know! You really need sleep.

What if all concern and empathy shown on the internet is just the product of a monstergirl trying to snag an unsuspecting husband?

>> No.13838786

>>13838742
become monster girl

>> No.13838788

>>13838778
What nonsense. Just because a gentlewoman is polite doesn't make her entitled to my D!

>>13838769
>harsh
Woah, surely they wouldn't look down upon a thread essentially idolizing them so harshly, right?

>> No.13838789

>>13837351
This is a good limit breaker Kiki.

However it only reminded me of that one Neutron Star Dense Anon story of the kiki who would scheme to get her master to fuck her and talked to herself inside her head.

>> No.13838806

>>13838788
Imagine your monstergirl waifu looking over your shoulder constantly, and monitoring your expression while browsing the thread.

Every time you show the slightest bit of excitement toward an image or text post about a different type of monstergirl, she'd get jealous. Why are you looking at other girls, anon?

>> No.13838810

>>13838788
Well, for all they'd know you keep indulging in escapism when there's am MG with needs waiting, and even if those are taken care of there is still cuddling.
Plus, there are hundreds of pics of other monster girls to check out here, can't you expect her to be fairly upset unless she's a Bicorn?

>> No.13838812

>>13835629
You shouldn't want your son to be as much of a puss as you are

>> No.13838818

>>13835675
You are one whipped little bitch boy

>> No.13838836

>>13838806
>>13838810

But, only by using the lesser women as a point of reference may I truly appreciate my waifu!

>> No.13838838

>>13838812
Being a househusband isn't a pussy! It's a nice fulfilling life serving and caring for the person you love the most!

>> No.13838840

>>13838818
>17 hours and 25 minutes ago

>> No.13838860

>>13838836
Good luck making your point for her, then. Hell, it might actually work with monsters super confident with themselves, like dragons.

>> No.13838867

>>13838860
If he doesn't get away with it, I'm sure he'll be prepared for the intense milking ahead.

For his sake, I hope he doesn't run.

>> No.13838869

>>13838860
Eh. It's just a wedge. It would split a prideful girl like a dragon or Wight in two, but even for a shy girl, all she would need would be the mallet of excessive snuggles to drive the point home.

>> No.13838872

Alright everybody, yesterday the poll was to determine this thread's favorite species of Harpy (Crow Tengu got the most votes).
Today, we're voting on the Dragon family.
>http://strawpoll.me/5052576

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>>13838872
May best girl win.

>> No.13838880

>>13838877
Do you think the secondary mouths on a Jabberwock have their own sets of vocal cords, or are they only good for swallowing stuff?

>> No.13838892

>>13835884
Reminds me of the picture of the succubus who's riding the guy playing the video game. She gets all excited when he hears him losing it until he was only getting excited about playing the video game. The she writes a book about how video games are ruining traditional values. Damn I wish I saved that it was gold.

>> No.13838896

>>13838877
Just because she's so overly perfect and beyond anyone's league to me, I'm casting her away and voting for my second best.

>> No.13838898

>>13835911
10/10 fuck yes that is cute as hell

>> No.13838901

>>13838664
>blue
>not green
Hound pls.

>> No.13838905

>>13835962
Hell no can you imagine the STDs going around? I don't wanna hear any "they can't get STDS their immune systems are too good!" Fuck that delusion the STDS are probly fucking gross on those rapist sluts

>> No.13838908

>>13836043
Someone needs to draw a REMOVE SMUG mantis

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>>13838880
They can be for whatever you want! Talking mouths that act as wingmen for her, helping her seduce you! Mindless mouths that she can control to pleasure your whole body, whatever your heart desires!

>>13838896
Please do not bully the Jabberwocks like that. You're going to make them feel bad.

>> No.13838912

>>13836074

God damn that's cute
I fucking love it

>> No.13838922

>>13838911
Part of me thinks a Judd Apatow-style monster girl buddy comedy movie with a Jabberwock who has split personalities for her second mouths would be hilarious.
But then again, if a mouth without a face was talking to me during sexytimes, I'd probably get the fuck out of there.

>> No.13838927

>>13836163
Agreed
Consensual loving relationships are still the best

Vanilla4lyfe

>> No.13838929

>>13838911
How do those stokings work?

>> No.13838943

Do you think that merchants in the MGE world have made a living off of bottling up saliva from the secondary mouths of Jabberwocks and selling it as organic lube?

>> No.13838948

>>13838943
Digestive enzymes seem like a bad base for a lube.

>> No.13838951

>>13836422
Amen brother loving Ryu wif is my personal favorite

>> No.13838952

>>13838929
The same way Chesires can wear High Heels while still having cat paws

Wonderland Magic.

>> No.13838954

Does someone have that irl slimegirl sex play thing saved?

>> No.13838956

>>13836432
First one. There's nothing sexier than a loving smile.

>> No.13838964

>>13838911
>merely admitted they're just perfect, and that's why it'd be unfair to give your vote for them
>still considered offensive to them haughty Jabberwocks
Come on now.

>>13838922
>meet Jabberwock-chan
>she's the sweetest girl you've ever met, heck, seen in Chinese cartoons even
>spending time together is heaven, sex is something entirely different
>until one of her mouths decides to speak up
>one is a German die-hard Third Reich lover obsessed with quoting Hitler's most agitated and loud speeches
>the other is a Russian gopnik
>first is assured you're an Untermensch and second deems a loh with some easy money in those pockets

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>>13838964
What about the mouth in her neck?

>> No.13838973

>>13836432
Both are essentially two sides of one coin:
#1 - wedding face,
#2 - first date face.

>> No.13838979

>>13838973
Today's headline: "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" T-shirts Surprisingly Popular with Demihumans

>> No.13838985

>>13838872
We love you Super Wuuurrrrmmmm!

>> No.13838992

>>13838972
A wannabe stand up comedian. Of this level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvADtdKrJCU

He'll keep you guys cool.

>> No.13839002

>>13837401
Aw yeuh

>> No.13839006

>>13838992
Even Jabberwock-chan gets pissed off by her throat mouth.
"I SWEAR TO GOD, THROAT MOUTH, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GIVING MYSELF AN IMPROMPTU TRACHEOTOMY WITH A RUSTY FORK."

>> No.13839013

>>13838872
Since the best harpy won last time, then jabberwock is sure to win!

>> No.13839045

>>13837875
That reminds me I need to get caught up with witch craft works
She's really cute in that but god damn that girl gets her shit wrecked all day

>> No.13839068

>>13839045
>comforting your waifu after her failed 3,457th attempt to steal [insert typical object of power]
>listening to her bitch and rage about the heroine
>watching her whip the piss out of some slaves and reassuring her she IS a strong, scary villainess
>Sex and cuddles to reinvigorate her and get her to try again

Well that's new for me.

>> No.13839093

You've got a new job at [company name here], and the employees there are monster girls. Monster girls who have started to take an interest in you. What I'm trying to say is that they want to get in your pants.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Roll for which workers you have to deal with.
>First roll: uptight, repressed secretary who keeps trying to completely dominate you
>Second roll: the slacker tomboy who keeps trying to get you to come over to her house on the weekends for sexytimes
>Third roll: Christmas cake boss who keeps trying to seduce you right there in her office

How fucked are you?

>> No.13839098

>>13839068
>Not working behind the scenes to help your wife succeed
>Not pulling a Tonya Harding on the heroine the night before your wife attempts to accomplish her goals

>> No.13839104

>>13839093
>Doppelganger
>Orc
>Chimaera
I'm going to fuck that Chimaera right there on my desk.

>> No.13839108

>>13839093
>Prisoner Fruit
So I'm in charge of taking care of the office plant...
>Scylla slacker
How did she even get a job if she's such a slacker?
>Orc boss
Ah, now everything makes sense.

>> No.13839109

>>13839093
>uptight ryu
>tomboy grizzly
>christmas cake alraune
I'm not much for plants, but I'll let the Ryu and Grizzly dom the hell out of me.

>> No.13839111

>>13839098
She doesn't want you in harm's way. You're her support, the reason she keeps trying. Little does she know you're telling her weaknesses to the heroine to keep her humble.

MFW I was the villain all along.

>> No.13839112

>>13839093
>Roper
>Lizardman
>Alp

well that's something.

>> No.13839116

>>13839068

Villains wife will never win
Then she gets her ass dumped for being a slave owner and being such a shitty villain

>> No.13839127

>>13838872

This isn't an easy one. I really like Jabberwock, Ryu and Wurm.

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>>13839112
The alp has a personal shower installed right next to your office, specifically to distract the hell out of you with the sound of her loud moaning through the thin walls.

One day, she steps out of the shower, towel only covering her from the waste down, petite hands held close to her her underdeveloped chest. Like a crab, she skitters across the entrance to your office.

"Would you fuck me, anon? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

>> No.13839134

>>13839093
>Gizmonic Institute
>Uptight Scylla Secretary
Seems appropriate
>Tomboy Minotaur
Hard to see her as a slacker, but also a plus
>CC Ignis
...YOU AGAIN?!

>> No.13839136

>>13839093
>Uptight secretary cockatrice
Alright, I can see this
>Slacker tomboy mantis
By all the gods in heaven yes!
>Dark elf boss
Oh no...

>> No.13839138

>>13839111
>Not helping her succeed
>Not clubbing the heroine in the knee the night before
>Not giving her a halfhearted excuse when she demands to know why you've crippled her
>"Sorry, I'm really not a bad person."

>> No.13839139

>>13839093
>Ghost
>completely dominate
No thanks

>Large Mouse
I hope she has a grill

>Jinko
Desk sex and promotions ahoy

>> No.13839142

>>13839138
Are you Tonya Hardin's son or something?

>> No.13839154

>>13839132
>Hmm, did you say something? I'm sorry, I had my noise cancelling headphones on

>> No.13839157

>>13838901
I can always change it.

>> No.13839159

>>13839093
>Mantis secretary
>Dark priest slacker tomboy
>CC boss prisoner fruit

>> No.13839164

>>13839159
So is your boss a christmas fruit cake?

>> No.13839168

>>13839093
>uptight nightmare
i have a feeling my dreams are going to be very entertaining
>slacker Wererabbit
hell yes.
>cc ceo Lamia
GG. i will not be missed

>> No.13839170

>>13839157
I mean, if you prefer blue, that's fine.
...It's just really hard to ignore my autism, is all.

>> No.13839172

>>13839142
Okay then stab her in the god damn neck or something, I don't care. Just make sure your wife succeeds because a real husband supports his wife.

>> No.13839174

>>13839159
>Dark Priest slacker tomboy

Jelly

>> No.13839177

>>13839093
>Chief God secretary
So I work at that company from HHGTTG, which makes planets. There the Chief God is just a lowly secretary, and KC's montergirl world is just her little project she took over from the last secretary.

>Slaker tomboy oomukade
Cute. Maybe I'll go for her.

>Christmas cake dryad
So an easy-mode matango? Nah. Go hardmode or go bust. I'll go for the oomukade, if the Chief God doesn't trap my mind in some fifth dimension sex prison.

>> No.13839178

>>13839164
I guess, though I wonder why she's the boss

>> No.13839183

Guys, what about a lazy NEET villian MG who wants to take over the world and bend everyone to her will, but keeps saying she'll do it tomorrow.

>> No.13839184

>>13839093
>Scylla
>Lamia
>Dark Valkyrie

All of them are getting impregnated.

>> No.13839185

>>13839172
It was meant to be a light hearted thing. Saturday morning villain tier stuff.

You really think I'd let my wife fail 3,000+ times before getting involved if it was serious?

>> No.13839190

>>13839183
I'd watch it.

>> No.13839198

>>13839183
The one who keeps committing acts of minor evil?
The one who's robes are too big to hide the pudge she's got building up?

I'd raid her castle and become her butler

>> No.13839201

Yandere Ryu

>> No.13839204

>>13839093
>Uptight Chimaera
>Tomboy Medusa
>Christmas cake Gazer
Either the Gazer or the Medusa gets me. I won't last long against either of them.

>> No.13839208

>>13839174
>"I need to spread the teachings of the Fallen God today"
>"Eh, maybe later"

>> No.13839219

>>13839204
>Christmas Cake Gazer

Yes. YES

>> No.13839221

>>13839183
>Anime Plot
>The Order magi / goddess prophesied of a Demon who will take over the world
>Too powerful to slay, their only chance is to insure she never finds the motivation to take over everything
>It is said that if she were to find a husband she'd likely also find motivation
>Thus the plan is to ruin all her dates and chances at finding a man
>Demon Lord: Blue Ovaries, The Anime
>4Kids Dub coming soon

>> No.13839222

>>13839093
>Scylla Secretary Domitrix
>Despite her apparent uptight and repressed nature, always takes the chance to discretely grope and feel me up with her tentacles when I pass by her desk
>Slacker Tomboy Ignis
>Tenders her proposition with offers of her home-made barbeque too
>Christmas Cake Girtablilu
>Keeps trying to slip her various poisons into my drinks and food in the lunch room to "Encourage" me to pursue her borderline-exhibitionist displays around the office

Well...that's a whole lot to try and resist against.

>> No.13839239

>>13839201
b-but anon, yandere is ableist

>> No.13839244

>>13839093
>Uptight kunoichi secretary
>slacker tomboy barometz
hmmm
>CHRISTMAS CAKE LEANAN SIDHE
SO, LIKE A REGULAR SIZED ARA ARA CAKEY?

>> No.13839246

>>13839221
>monstergirls
>and no sex

The sad thing is that this is exactly what it would be like. For an extra fuck you to the audience, she does in fact get a boyfriend, and after much spaghetti and cutesy shit, the final episode cuts to black before they even kiss. No, there won't be a second season.

Anime...
Japan...

>> No.13839249

>>13839239
What?

>> No.13839252

>>13839249
It's mental illness shaming/fetishizing, I guess?

>> No.13839257

>>13839221
That sounds like it would real dark after a while. Like after several moths of horrible dates, she's convinced that no man would ever love her. She stops going outside, and when she does, she hides her face. After a while, the crippling loneliness snaps her mind like a twig and any thoughts of conquest are replaced with destruction. Because if she can't find a nice husband to give the world to, then the world clearly holds no value.

>> No.13839260

Can I get a writefag to make a Mindflayer in a white coat and some thick goggles that don't show her eyes? Like Hugo Strange. I need her for reasons.

>> No.13839262

>>13839260
Well don't let us stop you.

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>>13839208

>> No.13839268

>>13839260
>writefag
I meant drawfag. Fuck.

>> No.13839274

>>13839252
And what the hell is wrong with that?

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>>13839274
It's mean.

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>>13839257
>That one Paladin guy who helps with all the plans
>You know, that guy
>The young looking one with a heart of gold that gained his station by his ferocious commitment to JUSTICE!
>Gets to know the Demon Lord better than everyone else during Operation: Blue Ovary
>The Demon refuses to leave her room and is cracking up
>The Order finds the Paladin's sword and armor outside their base
>A few days later their base, the closest human bastion to the Demon Lord, is immediately set upon by nearly all of the Demon Lord's forces
>The man standing aside the Demon Lord, adorned in a Dark Knight's armor, is her new husband and the Paladin from before
>A few short years later, the Demon Lord has won, the world is under her command
>And the world has since known peace everlasting...

>> No.13839288

>>13839280
Do you know what else is mean?

Wyvern teasing.

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So who else is excited for the Scylla who's going to be in MonMusu?

>> No.13839296

>>13839093
Familiar tries to dom me? Ahahaha. Aah. How precious of her.
A slacker, tomboy Mantis? This is even weirder.
An Ignis CC? Well I never.

>> No.13839297

>>13839284
>Tatsumi
>Not Hero from Maoyuu

>> No.13839300

>>13838127
"No, John, you are the Demons: A Reintroduction to the World for Alps and Alps to be"

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>>13839288
I want to trigger a Cyclops, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13839303

>>13839294
Me. I was hype for the one in 12beast, and I'm hype for this too.

>> No.13839304

>>13839294
I have a feeling that it'll likely be underwhelming.

>> No.13839306

>>13839302
All you have to do is show her some sand.

>> No.13839307

>>13839297
He isn't young enough if you know what I mean.

>> No.13839308

>>13839294
I'm just hoping her design will at least be a little different than the one in 12Beast.

>> No.13839309

>>13839300
Written by an Alp?

>> No.13839312

>>13839294
I am.

On that note, pink, green, black, and red slime varients in MonMusu.

>> No.13839313

>>13839284
What a load of shit.

>> No.13839316
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Fingerbang! Bang, bang, bang!

>> No.13839314

>>13839307
I guess, but Tatsumi's not nearly as fitting. Given he steadfastly refuses to be seduced by the villainess. And also is going full Monster-Boy and thus is increasingly unsuitable for this thread.

>> No.13839318

>>13839302
I want to hold the gun to a cyclops' head and pull the trigger. And I'll laugh as the water dribbles down her forehead, over her shocked expression.

>> No.13839320

>>13839093
>Uptight, repressed Apsara
Ew
>Fun slacker fuckbuddy Wilmarina
Eh
>Chimaera CC boss
Some one is getting a raise.

>> No.13839327

>>13839318
>not filling it with cum and making a mess of her hair with it

>> No.13839328

>>13839314
Anime didn't do that.

hence I used the animu image instead.

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>>13839318
>You will never play splatoon with a monoeye.

>> No.13839337

>>13839316
Uh... innuendo.

>> No.13839340

>>13839329
I'd prefer to play Splatoon with a fujo mindflayer and have her complain about the represenstation of her people the whole while.

>> No.13839342

>>13839309
Either that or a matronly Succubutt who wants to help all the poor confused baby sex demons.

>> No.13839343

>>13839340
Why would a fujo do SJW things?

>> No.13839344

>>13839340
But wouldn't inklings be more closely related to krakens anyway?

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>> No.13839348

>>13839345
Damn, centaurs grow em young.

>> No.13839349

>>13839345
Cerea's make-believe daughteru is kawaii as fuck.

>> No.13839350

>>13839343
A lot of old fujos are now SJW's.

>> No.13839351

>>13839345
I see you remembered her at last. Have you colored >>13839316 at any point, btw?

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>>13839345
>oppai loli

>> No.13839355

>>13839345
Damnit. The anime is making me love Cerea more and more with each episode.

>> No.13839356

>>13839350
But that's awful.

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>>13839351
No, I had planned on doing his Samus first. Or finishing one of the Cerea Mommas I started.

>> No.13839363

>>13839356
Well, they were disgusting people to begin with.

>> No.13839366

>>13839359
I see.

>> No.13839379
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>Dad, dad! I got a scholarship to a university!
Your daughter has worked hard and been rewarded.
Uh-oh! The university in question Miskatonic U! What do?

>> No.13839382

>>13839359
eugh, carbon copies of mother.
what is genetics

>> No.13839385

>>13839382
>what is genetics
Something that doesn't produce Monster Girls.

>> No.13839394

>>13839382
Glad I'm not the only one annoyed with the clone daughterus.

>> No.13839397

>>13839359
>That upper right mia pic.

Such a welcome image to see after mowing my lawn.
Today is a good day.

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>>13839379
Dass romantic, that's where I met her mother.

>> No.13839400

>>13839382
2D logic overrides genetics

>> No.13839401

>>13839385
If you cum on a flower, will it get pregnant?

>> No.13839409

>>13839401
If you try hard enough

>> No.13839417

>>13839399
Is it wrong that I don't find her unattractive?

>> No.13839418

>>13839399
wouldpurge/10

>> No.13839423

>>13839417
It means you're sane.

>> No.13839424

>>13839417
Ignoring the gnarled teeth, she's a perfectly normal girl. I see no problem with her.

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>>13839417
Don't worry, it's just the corruption taking over you. In a few weeks you'll want to kiss and nuzzle this face all night.

>> No.13839430

>>13839426
lamiaroid is diffrent, I like her

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>>13839379
>one year later

>> No.13839436

>>13839399
>>13839426
Forget the sanity points, I'mma kiss 'em both. I love those tongues. It's what made Dakini so attractive. I might need to writefag about Akaname at some point.

>> No.13839440

>>13839430
She's like 75% of the way to a Thing-face type. The cutest type.

>> No.13839443

>>13839435
>No big meaty paws

IMMERSION BROKEN

>> No.13839448

>>13839426
>subtle monstergirl mind-corruption before an extremely hostile takeover
when's the first cult meet-up

>> No.13839460

>>13839448
>extremely hostile
Extremely aggressive, maybe. She's going to break your sanity and her hymen in an instant. And you're gonna enjoy it because you love her.

>> No.13839469

>>13839435
Her arms and hands need to be a little larger, otherwise it looks okay.

>> No.13839477

>>13839359

Best girls.

>> No.13839483

>>13839093
>Kitsune-Tsuki
>Ignis
>Barometz
Well, I guess I'm going to check out what flame lady has to offer.

>> No.13839484

>>13839483
The V

>> No.13839487

>>13839448
What about an aggressively affectionate takeover?

Send yetis, weresheep, holsts, fluffy tails, etc. to distribute hugs. Free kissing booths open across the world. Wights, ren xiongmaos, and lilims are sent as diplomats to reach an amicable transfer of power. Dating services explode in popularity allowing any man to have a night out with the monster species of his choice.

That could be nice.

>> No.13839493

>>13839487
jinko personal trainers...Oni bartenders...Lizardmen and Salamanders working in the gun stores

>> No.13839496

>>13839493
An oni bar would be awesome! She gives out free samples of her own brews.

>> No.13839500

>>13839496
>brews
But that's baby stuff! She'd do some light distilling, instead.

>> No.13839506

>>13839493
If monstergirls started making music, what sort of bands do you think they'd start?

>> No.13839511

>>13839506
Siren K-Pop

>> No.13839514

>>13839506
Ojous with Attitudes is the classic.

>> No.13839515

>>13839506
The kind of bands that get lots of groupies.

>> No.13839518

>>13839506
well there's MetalMorphosis
and ANM48
I'd like to see some Bluegrass monstergirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp1VlWpNDt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEkVkJax2Co
replace lyrics about steamboats and railroad trains with boys and rape

>> No.13839520

>>13839506
>dragongirls doing power metal
>undead girls doing death metal

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>> No.13839526

>>13839506
>teach skeletons to play classical music
>form skeleton orchestra
>teach ghosts to sing
>form ghost choir
>teach ghouls to play metal
>form ghoul rock band
>bring them all together
>get them to perform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0 together
>???
>PROFIT!

>> No.13839530

>>13839524
You have my attention.

>> No.13839542

>>13839526
>inb4 monstergirl 2 Live Crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSH7PZduYw

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>>13839524

>> No.13839547

>>13839544
OK does that Black Slime remind anyone else of the enemies from that old LEGO MMO?

>> No.13839550

>>13839506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3E52ldY3AM

Definitely stuff like this.

>> No.13839554

>>13839544
Pink Slime a best

>> No.13839557

>>13839544
I like the Pink and Black Slimes.

>> No.13839594

>>13839544
Pink>Red>Standard>Black>Green

>> No.13839599

>>13839093
>Hellhound secretary, probably just playing the stereotype and got there by nepotism
>Tomboy Dryad coworker, hops around in a pot and talks non stop of her own home made brewery, can't actual catch anything wihtout her roots
>Manticore boss, sadist for everyone.

I could get past the first two but spine throwing slave driver is a different story.

>> No.13839613

>>13839544
Pink > black > green > regular > red

>> No.13839614

>>13839544
>Black smile

I want to feel her ah ah..TOXIC LOVE.

>> No.13839622

>>13839614
Goddammit anon, Hexxus scared the ever-loving shit out of me as a kid.

>> No.13839625

>>13839614
>>13839622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiQLyglQQuM

>> No.13839626

>>13839544
>only two of them are even remotely safe to interact with
Why does Okayado make almost all of his monster girls so damn lethal?

>> No.13839629

>>13839622
What about a female Hexxus?

>> No.13839633

>>13839629
JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE

>> No.13839636

>>13839359
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

>> No.13839641

>>13839614
>Green Slime

POISON! YOU'RE A POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS

>> No.13839644

>>13839625
That entire musical number is uncomfortably sexual.

>> No.13839650

>>13839644
It's Tim Curry. Everything he does is uncomfortably sexual.

>> No.13839654

>>13839650
Point taken.

>> No.13839662

>>13839629
>female Hexxus
Oh yes. http://i.imgur.com/bfj3hM9.png

>> No.13839673

>>13839625
>>13839662
Thanks, guys. Not only have you made me relive my childhood nightmares, but you've made me stare at a sexy version of it with my own two eyes.

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>>13839662
>Tits sagging down to her naval
No thank you. I'll stick to other slimes

>> No.13839682

>>13839673
>Not only have you made me relive my childhood nightmares, but you've made me stare at a sexy version of it with my own two eyes.

This is the true purpose of /mgt/

>> No.13839683

>>13839677
Intriguing.

>> No.13839685

>>13839677
Corn sucks, just like Bicorns.

>> No.13839687

>>13839682
I had some weird-ass nightmares as a kid, but almost none of them involved monsters. If I had spider nightmares when I was little, I probably wouldn't be looking at my Ushi-Oni waifu the same way.

>> No.13839694

>>13839687
God imagine if your nightmares dictated what Monster Girl Waifu you'd get.

>> No.13839698

>>13839682
Truly. Onryo gave me nightmares for years and years, and now I'd love to see more content with them. Place is weird, man.

>> No.13839701

>>13839694
One of my recurring nightmares as a kid involved the Teletubbies killing me with a UFO that had spinning blades attached to it. Jesus.

>> No.13839705

>>13839524
Rape. All five flavors of it.

>> No.13839706

>>13839694
I don't get nightmares. Die alone?

>> No.13839709

>>13839698
>Onryo

Aw they just need a hug. I think those movies would go way faster if someone hugged them tightly and said "It's okay"
>>13839701
>the Teletubbies killing me with a UFO that had spinning blades attached to it

A MONSTER GIRL TO SURPASS USHI ONI!

>> No.13839711

>>13839694
I used to have nightmares about a blonde vampire chasing me down a dark hallway, by the end of the dream I'd always trip over and be struggling to crawl away.

Guess I'd be destined to get raped by a vampire.

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>>13839685
Bi-Corn is bad but luckily a superior option exists.

>>13839694
>tfw opening the Front door in RE Director Cut
>Then there was those fucking windows
>Literally couldn't sleep for months and had terrible pains during the night when trying

I don't think I could deal with that.

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>>13839677
No, I refuse to be a good goy.

>> No.13839717

>>13839709
Somebody needs to draw that Teletubbies thing. A sexy version.
Another one of my nightmares involved those singing mouths from that old show with the lion puppets (I doubt anybody knows what I'm talking about, but hey, it's worth a shot). The mouths would grow straight out of my wall and repeat everything I said. Fucking nightmare fuel.

>> No.13839719

>>13839694
My worst nightmares involve zombies closing in on me.

If they were cuddlemonsters like in threadcanon that wouldn't be so bad...

>> No.13839720

>>13839694
Well thankfully I don't have nightmares, shit I don't even dream.

>> No.13839722

>>13839706
You get the reclusive zero Monstergirl of non-existence.
>>13839711
Or tenderly loved by one.
>>13839717
Right we are going to be making some pretty fucked up MGs here.

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>>13839711
>by the end of the dream I'd always trip over and be struggling to crawl away
Then she'd crawl towards you a la Harbladors Himecut Vampire.

>> No.13839725

>>13839722
>Zero Monstergirl of non-existence
So some Lovecraftian thingie?

>> No.13839727

>>13839694
Husband to a dozen or so giant arachnes. Thankfully I don't find them as terrifying as actual spiders.

>> No.13839728

>>13839694
I haven't had a nightmare for a long, long time, but I think it was about snakes before. Please no snakes.

>>13839709
I'd hug one and tell her I want to show her what love is.

>> No.13839731

>>13839725
Yeah, pretty much.

>> No.13839733

>>13839093
>Honey Bee
>Manticore
>Arachne
I totally forgot honey bee was a monstergirl

That ended up being a really boring set of rolls.
Secretary bee, slacker manticore, CC arachne.
Fucked level 7/10.
I just need to watch out for getting drunk on tailpussy and accepting gifts of clothing.

>> No.13839735

>>13839731
>-5500 sanity points
Huh.

>> No.13839739

>>13839694
A a kid I used to have nightmares with my dead sister. We were walking in the park and suddenly I was alone, terrible feeling.

>> No.13839741

>>13839093
>Mindflayer
>Lilim
>Dark Valkyrie

Fucked.

>> No.13839744

>>13839739
Incoming incestuous Wisp waiting for your soul.

>> No.13839745

Horsepussy is worstpussy.

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She tried her best, and it's the thought that counts, right?

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>>13839739
I'm sorry to hear that Anon

>> No.13839752

>>13839745
>stating the obvious
For what purpose?

>> No.13839754

>>13839749
What would a Gazer Eyestalkjob feel like?

>> No.13839755

>>13839739
>>13839744
>lose arm in car accident
>dead sister creates new arm out of ectoplasm
>uses it to write about her feelings
>tells you you're never alone
What do?

>> No.13839756

>>13839752
This thread's about to die, air your grievances now.

Alps will always be the best monstergirl.

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>>13839745
Nope.

>> No.13839761

>>13839756
I like the concept of yuri between a Paladin and a Monstergirl with no man involved.

But I don't mind not being able to talk about it.

>> No.13839762

>>13839720

I dream but I barely remember any details. The last one I remember was being alone in Japan or some other foreign country.

>> No.13839763

>>13839756
>Alps will always be the best monstergirl
This too is a known fact.

>> No.13839767

>>13839755
Masturbate with the new arm and wait to meet her again.

>>13839756
We aren't the last yet.

>> No.13839768

>>13839756
The only monstergirls I really hate are Matango and Devil Bug.
And I have far too many waifus. It's ruining my laifu.

>> No.13839769

>>13839739
You get a lich yandere nee-san!

>> No.13839770

>>13839758
Would be better without the horse half.
Prove me wrong.

>> No.13839772

>>13839756
But that's wrong, Mantis' are the best.

>> No.13839775

Reminder that the MonMusu ED is metal as fuck.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x2lma

>> No.13839777

>>13839761
I don't like /u/.

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