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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:44:27 No.13833540 [Reply] [Original]

In which Egypt and Arabia are two different things.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:47:23 No.13833549 Are you that scared of someone threatening to make a big bad alp OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:47:39 No.13833550 >>13833540 You must be a real hit with the ladies, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:48:32 No.13833554 >>13833549 OP IS the Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:49:46 No.13833561 Well done. Gas the alps. ? war now!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:50:16 No.13833566 File: 177 KB, 392x500, Black Scorpion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833540 Also Egypt and Arabia are both full of sand and people who live in sand, why should we care if they're different?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:50:53 No.13833569 File: 246 KB, 1338x826, 1423519936142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833540 Alps are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:55:04 No.13833586 >>13833566 Are Emperor Scorpion Girls haughty?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:57:33 No.13833599 >>13833554 Oh right, I forgot that a lot of KC's pharoahs were men pre-new demon lord. In the end this was an alp OP after all!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:58:15 No.13833600 >>13833586 Not really, they don't get enough men to care about such acts.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:58:19 No.13833603

>>13833566
>>13833586
>tfw my first encounter with a scorpion was watching the movie The Mummy 2
>Wherein in the first scene, a dude fucking bites the head off of a scorpion
>Wherein the main bad guy's right-hand-woman drowns in a pit crawling with scorpions
If I met one of those, I'd be hard-pressed to break that firmly set-in phobia.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:58:31 No.13833604 These women are revealing too much skin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 02:59:45 No.13833608 >>13833603 Those were scarabs, same as the first movie you dummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:00:44 No.13833610 >>13833608 Okay, fine, she drowned in scarabs. My point still stands, the dude bit the head off of a scorpion. No.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:02:42 No.13833618

>>13833610
Don't be such a baby. The big ones aren't nearly as poisonous as the little ones. And I've been bit by the little ones. It's about like a wasp sting. This big ass ant that bit me on the foot last week hurt more and is taking longer to heal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:04:55 No.13833622 >>13833612 Aww

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:05:33 No.13833624 File: 252 KB, 600x839, 20932356_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Farewell previous thread!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:05:35 No.13833626 >>13833618 That's the problem. The fuckhuge ones are scary on the grounds of size alone. The small ones are scary because they can actually kill you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:05:38 No.13833627 >>13833606 Why do I want a sketch of sad June hugging a stuffed Danon saying "Was I wrong?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:06:21 No.13833629 I want a yandere Dullahan to protect me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:07:52 No.13833630 File: 1.53 MB, 1280x720, 1404286593404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Discuss super-powered Monkey waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:09:16 No.13833633 >>13833630 She could consider me seduced.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:09:16 No.13833634 File: 838 KB, 2000x2500, bXDGNqj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833540 Indeed. This is not proper Egyptian culture, anons. Please understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:09:28 No.13833635 >>13833630 Monkey see, monkey do, but I've never seen anyone do monkey.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:09:46 No.13833637 >>13833630 Plague of gripes needs to make more saiyan girls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:10:02 No.13833639 File: 136 KB, 800x1000, cutie crow tengu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Superior Crow love

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:10:11 No.13833640 >>13833630 Nice but I wouldn't get her, she'd be with the tsun guy she met in her childhood. I'd just end up with a golem girl who's powerlevel far outstrips mine. I'd make her feel human.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:11:23 No.13833644 >>13833639 Remove crows.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:11:53 No.13833645 File: 535 KB, 1080x920, 1403936492064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833630 I look forward to our future of being ruled by sexy space monkeys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:11:59 No.13833646 >>13833640 Do we have any fics about golems learning to love? Seems like a such a basic concept that someone would have written it already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:12:04 No.13833647 >>13833644 no u

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:12:05 No.13833648 I want to be in an undead cuddle pile

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:12:33 No.13833650 >>13833647 Nay thou.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:13:00 No.13833651 >>13833645 One day, anon. One day, we WILL find Plague's mountain of secret pornography.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:13:42 No.13833652 >>13833630 You will never ride on a flying nimbus with your Kakuen lover as she sings about how she can show you the world.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:13:45 No.13833653

>>13833612
>She takes you to one of the soft mats set out and helps you lay down
"Are you sure you're okay?" She asks again
>You assure her you are
>You ask if she's alright
"Well, I might have fallen a bit hard...can I nap next to you?"
>The question is nothing but sincere
>And April usually snuggles up next to you anyways
>So you agree to it
>The tail doesn't start again but June plops down near you, giving some space but staying close enough you can be sure she's there from the smell of smokey ash
>After such an exciting day, it's easy to get to sleep for your nap
>When you wake up, it's from the soft voice of your mother as she strokes your hair
>June is gone already, but you're more worried about April
>She usually wakes you up
>When you ask where April is your mother explains she took her home once she could get off the toilet
>She's resting there with some good food and treats to help her recover
>You feel bad for April, but are mostly a bit lonely as your mother guides you out to the car
>It's also pretty boring without April telling you about everything you're driving by
>So when you get back home you move off on your own, since you know she's on the couch
>You know your house like the back of your hand so you don't bump into anything on the way
"Hey anon, sorry I wasn't with you today..." April apologizes, whining like it's her fault
>Well, it sort of is but you aren't going to say that
>You just find her on the couch and lean in to give her the biggest, tightest hug you could muster
>"I missed you April."
>She doesn't respond right away
>But the tail inside the blanket tries to wag furiously
>She hugs you back and giggles
"I missed you today too Anon! I'll be more careful what I eat!"

Going to leave it here for now, pastebin updated.
http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp
Now to go back and look at those rat videos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:13:54 No.13833654 >>13833651 You have to get past The Fence though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:14:07 No.13833656 >>13833646 Don't think so. I cannot guarantee it'll happen but I may. MAY have that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:14:27 No.13833657 >>13833650 4 u

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:14:30 No.13833658 File: 180 KB, 850x1360, 1414290364436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833644 Watch what you say, or the crow will remove YOU.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:15:00 No.13833659 >>13833630 >>13833645 The idea of a world where im a subhuman to a race of female only creatures who need to rape me to survive and further their race but are disspointed they have to fuck my race is my dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:15:02 No.13833660 >>13833646 There's Meat and Metal, although it hasn't reached that point yet. I dig the tall, big-tittied 12 year Rougarou girl that's in it though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:15:17 No.13833661 >>13833654 That's okay, because we have The Rower!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:15:27 No.13833662 File: 367 KB, 1000x1000, 1435649065501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833652 Kakuens are so depraved and impure they'd fall right through nimbus. All they think about is lewd 'monkey business'.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:15:32 No.13833663 >>13833653 Cute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:15:35 No.13833664 >>13833653 You're the best Nyanon. Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:15:37 No.13833665 File: 107 KB, 700x479, Kiki dom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833629 I still want a slightly yandere kiki to cut my tendons with a bolt cutter so her master never runs too far from her love, care and affection!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:16:10 No.13833667 >>13833658 Unlikely. Keep readin' your books, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:16:35 No.13833668 >>13833658 Would storm Normandy and bring down her Reich/10

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:16:54 No.13833669 >>13833665 >slightly come on man

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:17:01 No.13833670 >>13833665 Kikimoras can be harsh mistresses when things go off their strict schedules.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:17:13 No.13833671 >>13833665 >spoiler No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:17:20 No.13833672 >>13833653 Poor April has to contend to anons harem now, doesn't she. Also, will this story have a villain?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:17:35 No.13833673 >>13833667 She's gonna read books on how to fuck the faces of dumb dumbies and use her knowledge on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:18:45 No.13833675 >>13833630 >>13833645 I want a saiyan waifu with a big butt!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:19:04 No.13833676 >>13833665 It's at that point that I would do myself in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:20:07 No.13833677 >>13833629 >A group of yandere monsters will never have a sick shounen anime battle to try and win your affection.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:20:14 No.13833679 File: 269 KB, 640x417, Wheat-Field-Harvesting[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomboy Vampire who reluctantly feeds from you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:20:17 No.13833680 >>13833663 >>13833664 Glad you guys like it. >>13833672 Not until they get older at least. And maybe during the beach episode.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:20:44 No.13833682 >>13833673 >implying she has to balls to even leave the house Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:21:14 No.13833683 >>13833679 GODDDMAN IT WRONG IMAGE, I wanted to post that QT vampire not my picture of wheat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:21:46 No.13833684 >>13833679 >>13833683 Why do you have a picture of wheat?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:22:19 No.13833685 >>13833653 D'aww, that is almost too adorable for words. >>13833672 >>13833680 What villain could they possibly have? January Jones? >Spoiler Interest piqued.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:22:40 No.13833686 >>13833684 He has a fetish for wheat, like tile anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:22:51 No.13833687 >>13833675 I'd make her go super saiyan, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:22:53 No.13833688 >>13833683 >I-It's not like I wanted you to plow me! B-baka!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:23:00 No.13833689 >>13833683 Don't worry, anybody can make that mistake.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:23:08 No.13833690

>>13833669
Only slightly.

>>13833670
But that's anubi you're thinking of
and all they'll do is curse you so you can't move without having 5 simultaneous orgasms

>>13833683
so somehow I was skimming over what you said and picked up "Beach episode with tomboy vampire"
Why do you have pictures of wheat though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:23:23 No.13833691 >>13833684 dude respect people's tastes everyone's different even if he's a fag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:23:35 No.13833692 >>13833682 he'll reach deep inside of herself and find the courage needed to face-fuck you into submission.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:24:00 No.13833693 >>13833680 >spoiler Ayyy, I have something like that planned too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:24:08 No.13833694 >>13833679 >tfw your tomboy vampire lover is so beautiful, she has to be described by posting a picture of a wheat field instead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:24:27 No.13833695 File: 373 KB, 850x637, chinaposter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833658 >facists Monstergirls are valiant workers of unity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:24:34 No.13833696 >>13833692 >he'll NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:24:37 No.13833697 >>13833693 Which story are you writing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:24:58 No.13833698 >>13833684 >>13833690 I don't exactly know, I think I used it on a different board a while back >>13833688 >>13833689 >>13833691 >>13833686 I don't want to fuck wheat, there isn't even a wheat mg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:25:29 No.13833700 >>13833697 Hellhound twins.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:25:39 No.13833701 >>13833688 Wheatgirl fucking when.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:26:04 No.13833702 >>13833698 You can't deny it no, you want to sow your seed in wheat chan's golden fields.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:26:08 No.13833703 >>13833698 stop denying it you already fucked up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:26:15 No.13833704 >>13833698 It's okay, anon. We won't tell anyone. While you're around.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:26:25 No.13833706 >>13833694 So she has blonde hair, blue eyes and lives on a farm?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:27:12 No.13833709 >>13833706 Yes. Truly best girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:27:34 No.13833710 >>13833706 Famer Vampire, somehow a very appealing thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:27:38 No.13833711 >>13833698 >unff, this field is so rich, so full, so fine! FAP FAP FAP!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:27:49 No.13833712 >>13833696 You know what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:28:05 No.13833713 >>13833700 Love that one. You'll probably get to it first though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:28:34 No.13833714 Any monster girl game were you name the MC? Or at least he is unnamed? If not can anyone tell me how can i change the text of the game? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:29:08 No.13833715 >>13833701 Never >>13833702 >>13833703 >>13833704 >>13833711 But I want a vampire not wheat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:29:16 No.13833716 >>13833712 Girls can't facefuck, that's a man baby, yeah! You're a faggot!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:29:44 No.13833718 Quick! post all dragon pastebins and greentexts! the world depends on it! and if someone could post the black dragon story where she fights in box match it would be great, ive been looking for a long time, im desperate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:29:48 No.13833719 >>13833715 Maybe we can compromise. How about some vampiric wheat?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:30:21 No.13833720 >>13833719 Okay that is way too hilarious

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:30:22 No.13833721 >>13833715 >Never Shut up, that's not how this works.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:30:51 No.13833723 >>13833645 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:31:01 No.13833724 >>13833715 >Anon kun, why do you deny the product of our love? Come, it's time to eat your wheaties

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:31:29 No.13833726 >>13833716 Use your imagination. She'll force your face into her crotch until you've eaten her out well. You'll be tasting crow for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:31:36 No.13833727 >>13833679 >>13833683 >>13833698 >>13833715 And then, he was dubbed "Wheat Fapper"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:31:42 No.13833728 >>13833713 Glad you like! I owe part of my initial inspiration to you, really. That scene is probably going to be at the end of it, so it won't happen for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:31:48 No.13833729 >>13833718 Look for your own fap material Alp. And get to writing something already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:32:01 No.13833731 >>13833718 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:32:10 No.13833732 >>13833724 What would a wheatgirl even look like

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:32:42 No.13833734 >>13833732 skinny as a stalk!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:33:09 No.13833736 >>13833732 blonde alraune

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:33:47 No.13833738 >>13833732 An alarune that grows on a tall stalk that gets a tan as she matures?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:34:01 No.13833740 >>13833726 Girls still can't facefuck. >force >90 pound nerd harpy forcing me to do anything Ha. >but mamono mana anon! Call the cops and so on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:34:44 No.13833743 >>13833732 Blonde, slim, rough messy hair. Groups up and rapes males and farm animal monstergirls Oh god my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:35:04 No.13833745 >>13833734 >>13833736 >>13833738 Alright I'm reconsidering my position, I'd fuck a wheatgirl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:35:06 No.13833746 >>13833728 You do? I'm actually surprised. Which thing of mine was it? And I have another thing to do before the beach episode, but we'll see.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:35:18 No.13833747 File: 377 KB, 600x850, 1389241832901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hang out with a Crow Tengu who isn't a massive nerd!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:35:58 No.13833748 >>13833732 Tall, thin, long laced auburn hair. Freckles. Honey colored eyes. Airy, gentle voice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:36:00 No.13833749 >>13833729 thats not me, and i kinda find it sad that i was mistaken by him

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:36:17 No.13833750 >>13833747 So a harpy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:36:47 No.13833751 >>13833740 She'll find a face, she's a clever girl. >>13833747 What's the point of a non-nerd nerd bird?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:36:52 No.13833752 >>13833746 The one you just posted. Cute canine girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:37:53 No.13833753 >>13833749 My apologies then Sir Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:38:23 No.13833754 >>13833569 >Androgy-knees Every time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:38:33 No.13833756 File: 72 KB, 599x667, 1435851874827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833743 >and farm animal MGs Get in the box

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:39:22 No.13833758 >>13833752 Agreed! Glad my stuff inspired your great stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:40:04 No.13833759 >>13833747 Wait, is the guy supposed to be an angel?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:40:51 No.13833761 >>13833758 I'm glad your stuff is so good in the first place!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:41:28 No.13833762 >>13833758 >>13833761 [sucking intensifies] Get a room already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:42:11 No.13833763 File: 924 KB, 377x206, 1437982931108.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're at the premier of a new Evangelion movie and you notice this guy talking to your Waifu. What do you say? He probably doesn't know she's dating someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:42:12 No.13833764 I want to run into a slime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:42:45 No.13833767 >>13833762 I think they're cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:43:11 No.13833768 >>13833751 >she'll find a face Of who? Some freak with a dick growing out of his mouth? Admit your stupidity and defeat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:43:41 No.13833772 File: 168 KB, 984x1233, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make a lonely Matango feel loved!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:44:27 No.13833773 >>13833772 Fool, mushrooms are for eating, not loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:44:57 No.13833775 >>13833767 >>13833762 So this is what happens when you forget to say 'No homo'

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:45:29 No.13833776

>>13833763
What's the point of this question? If she's your waifu, you don't have to worry because she's perfect. If she's an MG and you've waifued her, she doesn't care about other guys anyway. Can you ask something that is worth the trouble answering?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:45:35 No.13833777 File: 71 KB, 800x769, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833773 I'd eat this mushroom in a sexual sense

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:46:16 No.13833778 >>13833768 She'll find a face she an just grind into until she's satisfied. It's yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:46:26 No.13833779 I want to hug a tsundere vampire and try and get her to bite me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:46:34 No.13833780 >>13833772 I want to don a hazmat suit and burn every matango I find! Mindflayers are next!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:46:35 No.13833781

>>13833700
>>13833713
>Hellhound Twin Beach Episode
>Seeing Eye Puppy Beach Episode
Oh what a day, what a wonderful day!
Even more so when the day comes when both these things are written.

>>13833718
Reminded I have two half-written Dragon-things to resume at some point...
And as previously mentioned, Vampire Lolidom, Masochist Anubis, that thing with Pharaoh and Apophis, and a whole mess of things I've yet to even properly conceptualize...

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:48:03 No.13833784

>Gotta write a succuvirus story
>Plus a cozy story about the thread's most underappreciated monstergirls, anubis and yeti
>But I'm too obsessed with playing Loli Harem Death Simulator 4

I got this game last monday, and I've already put over 60 hours into it. How do I stop?
Please send help.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:48:14 No.13833785 File: 608 KB, 800x600, 1425492671395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833777

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:48:21 No.13833786 >>13833778 Still. Not. Face fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:48:38 No.13833787 I'm gonna let a mindflayer put her tentacle in my head

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:49:23 No.13833789 >>13833784 >Anubis and yeti >Under-appreciated Are you being sarcastic?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:49:54 No.13833790 >>13833784 >Anubis I'm going to punch a cat in the face with how angry this lie has made me. >loli harem death simulator WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:50:01 No.13833791 File: 207 KB, 723x1023, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833785 Nice meme opinion

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:50:16 No.13833792 >>13833787 >tfw she can make you nut by sticking it in her ear I dunno, anon. I wouldn't trust it. No one monster girl should have that kind of power.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:50:19 No.13833793 >>13833784 >Anubis and Yeti Story Get on it faggot! >Loli Harem Death Simulator 4 I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:51:58 No.13833794 >>13833791 It's pretty accurate, matangofag.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:52:05 No.13833795 >>13833786 Could you at least pretend? It'll really boot her confidence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:52:10 No.13833796 >>13833791 >meme Brain eater fungus girl will never be loved. Your taste a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:52:56 No.13833798 >>13833792 It wouldn't be that bad she could mess with your time to make it seem like an hour long The clocks tickin' I just count the hours

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:53:21 No.13833799 >>13833784 Stay away from Chroma Squad. If you like cheesy humor or have the tiniest love for super sentai, you'll be playing that game until you beat it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:54:25 No.13833801 >>13833776 The point of the question is to post Garrett.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:54:32 No.13833802 >>13833795 Nah, but I'll take her out of her dusty library and show her a good time. Before matting her feathers with so much cum she won't be able to fly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:54:35 No.13833803 File: 210 KB, 880x450, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833794 >>13833796 Matango is olev, you're taste a shit. Mushroom assimilation was retconned out, alraune hasn't though so why don't people hate them? Oh yeah, meme opinions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:55:29 No.13833806 >>13833787 I just want to feel the slurping, I'm a sucker for that shit in voice lover.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:56:59 No.13833810 >>13833803 >implying I don't hate alraune >meme Keep digging mate, you're gonna find the golden city for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:57:49 No.13833812 >>13833803 No, we hate them because no one wants to be a mindless mushroom man, and even if they rectonned that, they are still a brain eating parasite, a matango is a human girl infested by a spore. Same with roper. Begone shit taste incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:57:49 No.13833813 >>13833802 Well that's kinda rude. You should at least help her clean up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:58:48 No.13833815 I want to help a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:59:23 No.13833816 File: 153 KB, 677x997, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833812 If you don't like monsterisation then why the fuck would you like MGE?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 03:59:40 No.13833818 >>13833813 Hell no, I want her to do the walk of shame, and what do you mean rude? I took her out and fed her, it only fair I get mine. You're not supposed to feed hoes, don't you know that? I'm the perfect fucking gentleman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:00:14 No.13833819 >>13833787 All members of the scylla family our perfect girls.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:00:21 No.13833820
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>>13833803
I just can't like matangos on the grounds that they're pollen-spreading monsters that infect men and women alike.

I would, on the other hand, like to get manhandled by Manhandla girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:00:27 No.13833821 >>13833803 >memehate Never thought someone would use this for matangos...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:01:51 No.13833825 >>13833816 Because you can like something without liking all of it, example, I like MGE but I don't like cait sith. And stop dumping,

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:02:24 No.13833826

>>13833789
Extremely sarcastic. Literally dripping, like the goo from a tightroping slimegirl.

>>13833790
>>13833793
Etrian Odyssy 4. How many turns will it take for that cute deer to impale all your lolis with its antlers? The answer is not many.

>>13833799
Too late, I've already brought it. Now you won't get either of those stories until next year, and it's partially your fault.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:02:29 No.13833827 I want to hug a clingy monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:02:30 No.13833828 >>13833816 >MGE's main appeal is monsterisation Nani?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:02:50 No.13833830 >>13833818 It sounds like you just want to embarrass her and make her take the long way home.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:03:25 No.13833831 >>13833816 I'm down with monsterization. Just, not monsterization on the grand scale that matangoes are capable of.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:03:30 No.13833832 >>13833828 This, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:03:53 No.13833833 File: 89 KB, 877x620, 5fce73b9e50c002e468532ff0fceb936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833819 >our Why am I even here its 4 am

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:04:52 No.13833836 >>13833830 >It sounds like you just want to embarrass her >walk of shame You don't say!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:05:05 No.13833837 >>13833833 it is okay. I want to put a ship in her bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:05:11 No.13833839 File: 116 KB, 700x987, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never smoke opiates with a caterpillar girl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:05:49 No.13833840 >>13833837 Do you name the daughteru after the ship she wrecked to claim you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:06:18 No.13833841 >>13833836 Like I said, rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:06:29 No.13833842 >>13833833 >you will never tickle a kraken with a feather Why live?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:06:39 No.13833843 >>13833833 Remove ship wreckers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:07:09 No.13833844 File: 569 KB, 850x658, sample_fb545f16550b7d41f92bf59c6b845a1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833839 Do catterpillers know they're going to become butterflies?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:07:45 No.13833845 >>13833816 >Monsterization is the main draw Afraid not Julio.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:08:34 No.13833846 >>13833840 That's an idea with a lot of potential for hilarity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:09:49 No.13833849 >>13833826 >Etrian Odyssey Hexer is the best Etrian. She would also make for a good Lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:10:23 No.13833851 >>13833840 depends on the ship name

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:10:35 No.13833852 >>13833846 >"Scurvy Buckler, did you make this ink stain?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:11:29 No.13833854 >>13833852 Nay, 'twere the one-eyed man, I swear on me mum!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:11:40 No.13833855 >>13833840 FRICKIN FRIGATE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:11:53 No.13833856 >>13833665 >slightly yandere >slightly >cutting your tendons with a bolt cutter Something here doesn't add up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:13:45 No.13833858 I want to give a manticore a stress ball

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:14:04 No.13833859 >>13833858 In her tailpussy? Kinky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:15:30 No.13833861 >>13833665 >tfw no Misery-esque kiki

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:17:32 No.13833867 I want to confess my love to a Cheshire.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:17:39 No.13833869

So, mamono mana and all that, what changes would you make to your waifu, not limited to physical. I for one, would make it so she cries on command during sex. A girl crying is such a fucking turn on. I just want to eat them.

I don't why, it just gets me going.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:17:53 No.13833871 >>13833858 I want to be her personal stress relief toy and cuddlepillow.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:18:18 No.13833873 [SPOILER]

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>>13833826
Nooooo! I hope you enjoy it. When you get to the end of the game and the credits end, keep clicking through the dialogue boxes to get a secret ending scene.The game could inspire you to write a MG Sentai story!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:18:45 No.13833874 >>13833861 GOOD!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:19:39 No.13833875 >>13833869 Making her taller and bustier. Maybe making her a bit more dominant in bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:20:55 No.13833876 >>13833867 I want to dunk on a cyclopes!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:22:44 No.13833878 >>13833869 Make her industrious about chores and adorable in a maid outfit, so I can reward her with cuddles and treats after. And a nice gentle pear shape. No, it's not a Kiki.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:24:00 No.13833880
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>>13833867
>You will never confess that you like the Cheshire girl in your class
>She will never drop her Queen's English accent for a moment and explain, flustered, in her more urban accent, that she didn't expect you to say something like that
>She will never, upon realizing that you heard her real accent, run off in embarrassment
>You will never see the girl who used to tease you incessantly with dirty jokes and elaborate pranks run off embarrassed because of her accent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:25:24 No.13833882 >>13833880 Do cheshires have human feet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:25:44 No.13833883 Monstergirls with accents

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:26:17 No.13833884 >>13833883 Probable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:27:03 No.13833886 >>13833882 I...dunno, actually. Maybe it's part of their mindfuckery schtick. To make us THINK that they have human feet in there, when JUST KIDDING, impossible space ad shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:28:11 No.13833890 File: 1.17 MB, 1500x2700, cutie cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833880 I want to fuck a high society cheshire cat up the ass while she's speaking Queen's English!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:28:20 No.13833891 File: 1.09 MB, 1000x1200, Hexer Bound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833849 You. You mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:29:06 No.13833894 >>13833884 well I meant to add were unlikely ones like posh monoeye or something

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:29:28 No.13833897 >>13833882 No, that would be stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:29:42 No.13833899 File: 68 KB, 612x842, Draco Handcuffed to a chair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck is even going on here someone moonrunes pls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:32:44 No.13833908 >>13833883 >Wurm, German >Jinko, Russian/Indian >Hellhound, Urban English >Holst, Dixie/German >All Lamias except Shirohebi, Dixie/Indian/Spanish/Arabic/Cajun >Shirohebi, I mean... >Weresheep, English/Scottish/Welsh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:33:03 No.13833909 >>13833891 I must savor that strumpet!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:34:03 No.13833912 >>13833908 Holst has to be German. >Oh allo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:34:07 No.13833913

>>13833899
Clearly she's part of a modern art exhibit where you can gaze upon the rich emotions of a girl entrapped by society and it's demands, while also exposing the cold blooded nature of the human female in raw visceral form. Aaaaah. Excuse me, I must retreat and regain my composure by snorting some pixie sticks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:35:06 No.13833918 >>13833912 I'm allergic to grass and hay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:35:37 No.13833920 >>13833908 >Jinko, Russian/Indian >Indian I hate calling customer support and getting a jinko on the line talking in her thick accent. They always try to keep you on the line way too long. Last time one of them chuffed at me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:36:04 No.13833922 >>13833891 >filename Is this a dark souls thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:36:07 No.13833923 >>13833918 >[sneezing intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:36:17 No.13833924 >>13833918 It's a euphemism, my dear anon. >>13833920 Thank you, cum again!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:36:37 No.13833925 >>13833883 Alp with Brooklyn accent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:37:18 No.13833926 >>13833922 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:37:34 No.13833927 >>13833925 Would she have the Brooklyn rage?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:38:01 No.13833929 >>13833927 Of course

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:38:07 No.13833931

>>13833869
>A girl crying is such a fucking turn on. I just want to eat them.
>I just want to eat them.

I'm not sure wherever or not to interpret that literally.
Well, if I had the choice? Make her tall, more elegant, and soft to the touch everywhere, while still being able to pull off whatever look she wants.. Oh, and I'd make her hair all thick and partially curly, just perfect for rubbing against and giving scalp massages to. That, and I'd make her smell like rose or vanilla when she sweats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:38:26 No.13833932 >>13833882 Dainty footpaws

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:41:36 No.13833937 File: 2.74 MB, 1200x8000, Poledance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Poledancing monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:41:55 No.13833938 >>13833931 >rose or vanilla when she sweats If only we could apply this to a certain bug.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:42:04 No.13833939 >>13833927 i want to defeat the pharaoh with the power of my deck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:42:32 No.13833943 >>13833927 Nyeh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:42:59 No.13833946 >>13833937 I'd like it better if that Monster Boy wasn't in it. >>13833939 You mean you'd play a children's card game with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:44:21 No.13833948 >>13833946 I mean, this iteration of the guy is about as monstrous as you might expect an incubus to be. Just knife ears and black sclera.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:45:27 No.13833952 >>13833948 Quiet, you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:45:43 No.13833953 >>13833939 You'll never succeed with the blue eyes white dragon as your waifu!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:46:28 No.13833955 File: 812 KB, 1800x1000, OOfDKa2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833937 Angels are under-rated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:47:02 No.13833957 >>13833953 I'll defeat her with my all powerful Obelisk!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:47:55 No.13833959 >>13833957 Ishizu was pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:48:48 No.13833964 >>13833959 Even if she did suck at predicting the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:49:39 No.13833965 >>13833964 Indeed. That was her one gimmick and she failed at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:49:59 No.13833966 >>13833957 >tfw no Obelisk girl to torment your dick

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:50:42 No.13833969 File: 84 KB, 1200x625, 1434068347401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833959 >Ishizu >Not Kallen 2.0 I know it's not the same series, but damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:51:10 No.13833972 I want to get raped by a monstergirl and then have my waifu comfort me from my trauma

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:52:00 No.13833974 Which monster girl would give the best lap dance?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:52:27 No.13833976 >>13833966 Are you sure you can handle the power of a god anon? At least she doesn't have a password like Mega Ultra Harpy. >>13833974 Ren Xiaomao.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:52:33 No.13833977 >>13833974 Lamias.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:52:36 No.13833978
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Remember your Paladin imoutou loves you and won't let any monster, or human girl touch you unless they are as pure and righteous as her to stand by your side and protect you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:53:27 No.13833980 >>13833938 Yeah, devilbugs could do with a sweet scent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:53:31 No.13833981 >>13833978 I'm alright with that, just need to find a pure and righteous monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:53:36 No.13833982 File: 716 KB, 827x1169, 49983059_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833974 Aspara. There's no "lap dance" without the word "dance."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:54:06 No.13833984 >>13833978 Too bad for her I'm in cahoots with the sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:54:06 No.13833985 File: 1.10 MB, 1200x1103, Bikini Sharks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833908 Australian shark girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:54:50 No.13833987 >>13833978 So... Angel, Houri, Valkyrie, how righteous are we talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:55:18 No.13833988 >>13833985 I'm not scared. No, really, I'm not...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:55:32 No.13833989 >>13833985 Canadian geese girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:55:51 No.13833990 >>13833985 How is she running her tongue along her teeth like that without a curtain of blood just appearing? Also, sweet jesus, that breast-vs-breast indentation domination.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:56:03 No.13833992 >>13833982 >She drank ushi milk and got mad diarrhea >And looked damn fine doing it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:57:20 No.13833993 File: 24 KB, 504x502, 1392971148908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833992

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:57:51 No.13833994 >>13833978 But I never had a sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 04:59:41 No.13833999 >>13833985 dolphin pussy > shark cloaca

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:00:53 No.13834001 >>13833999 don't trust non-Mammals, no milkpads no dicking

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:01:14 No.13834002 >>13833999 Daily reminder that dolphinsare responsible for more deaths and sexual assaults than sharks on a yearly basis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:02:26 No.13834005 >>13833999 Trips confirm mammal > fish

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:03:06 No.13834007 >>13833999 >>13834001 >Trusting dolphins

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:05:26 No.13834009 >>13834007 But they are Mammals

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:05:41 No.13834010 File: 1.55 MB, 1000x1200, 1422409503987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolfpussy > other pussy Their milking is unmatched.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:06:24 No.13834013 >>13834010 Dolphin pussy is objectively the best.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:12:14 No.13834029
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>>13833931
>make her smell like rose or vanilla when she sweats

Good stuff.

>literally
No. Some men say that you see a woman's soul when she comes. I see it in glassy eyes, puffy cheeks, soft mewlings sparkling tears and strangled whimpers. I can't get enough of it. It's not inflicting pain that I crave, but maybe I enjoy their distress? But then I want to hold them and protect them, and at the same time thrown them down and ravage them. I want them to wail, and gasp and sob. Tear of happiness are not bad, but it's better when they come from a darker or more primal place.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:13:13 No.13834032 >>13833937 Stop posting monsterboys you waste of human life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:14:18 No.13834038 I want to pet a swamp sahuagin on the head

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:16:54 No.13834045 >>13834010 Pff, doesn't even compare to Dragonpussy. Get out of here, scrub.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:18:00 No.13834049 >>13833937 You are a fantastic artist! Thank you for drawing this!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:18:14 No.13834052 >>13833926 So what is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:19:22 No.13834055 File: 156 KB, 484x536, 1437988762301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834045 >Dragonpussy >Not lamiapussy Let's come to a compromise, shall we?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:19:42 No.13834056 >>13834038 That does sound pretty adorable. I wonder what sounds a sahuagin makes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:19:51 No.13834057 >>13834049 I didn't draw it>>13834049

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:21:52 No.13834061 >>13834055 I want to do lewd things with a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:22:30 No.13834062 >>13833869 Why would I want to change her in any way? If she's truly mai waifu, then she's already perfect in every way I could conceive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:22:48 No.13834064 I want to hold hands with an angel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:23:02 No.13834066 File: 17 KB, 300x378, 1405480449316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833937 >monsterboy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:23:47 No.13834069 File: 97 KB, 482x424, 1437936645452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:24:31 No.13834071 >>13834062 >aw shucks anon, I love her as she is Stop being a false modest faggot and throw in. I don't care if you make her have two assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:25:14 No.13834076 >>13834069 No thanks I;m sticking with 7

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:25:21 No.13834077 >>13834055 I accept your terms.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:25:35 No.13834078 File: 1.29 MB, 1000x1545, 2d9768d38850146af7c2578851be70cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834055 Lamia pussy being good. Guys we all know deity pussy is the one true pussy saying it's not is heresy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:25:36 No.13834079 >>13834069 Yandere OS? Col.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:26:37 No.13834084 >>13834078 What is a god to a nonbeliever.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:26:58 No.13834086

>>13834029
I don't really share that sentiment, but I can totally understand it.
It's having them shown bare to you, all exposed, with their emotions flowing freely. It could also be a display of passion, even if not in the sense you'd normally expect. It causes that protective instinct to flare up, as well.
Is that somewhat accurate?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:27:10 No.13834088 I want to fall for monstergirl royalty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:27:33 No.13834090 >>13834078 Look, we all know Ammy has like 14 different cunt techniques modeled after her brush techniques, but she doesn't brag about that outside the bedroom. Which makes it odd we all know about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:28:29 No.13834092 >>13834086 >It's having them shown bare to you I believe you are right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:29:24 No.13834094 >>13834084 A plain, fluffy white wolfgirl with no divine markings whatsoever, and a rather simple, cheery disposition. Though nonbelievers will find themselves being suddenly and mysteriously drenched in ink whenever she walks nearby.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:29:53 No.13834096 >>13834090 SLUT L U T

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:30:53 No.13834099 >>13834094 Rhetorical Question.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:31:32 No.13834101 >>13834099 Too bad. You're still getting inked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:33:21 No.13834108 >>13834101 Then I burn down her temples. Don't fuck with an iconoclast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:35:06 No.13834111 >>13834064 I want to lay my head on an angel's lap we she tells me about heaven.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:35:13 No.13834112 >>13834108 >Burning down a Sun Goddess temple. Boy that fire sure went out fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:38:39 No.13834118 >>13834112 Well these cinders say not fast enough.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:39:53 No.13834124

>>13834071
But it's true. Anything I could come up with would just have the caveat of "...but then I'd think she'd be like that in the first place anyway."

A waifu's a dream girl. What's the point of dreaming of the perfect woman for yourself, only to later go, "But what if she had...-"?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:45:20 No.13834131

>>13833869
I gotta say, I wouldn't change much. She's pretty prefect for me. That's why she is my waifu.
Though, if I had to say something, it'd be an added, potentially edgy Darkness Serpent of Chaos form.

You know, kind of like what dragon-family monster girls have.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:51:36 No.13834142

>>13834111
>Well, you see, it's like this...
>The Chief God is a total asshole that demands her own creations worship him like some sort of asshole, it's not hard to see why the demon lord rebelled against her. That's speaking quite candidly of course
>Ever looked into the sun for a full minute without blinking? Heaven is kind of like that. Only without suntans.
>Oh, and she even forbade angels and humans from fucking. What kind of bullshit is that?! If I marry you, you should be able to bespoil my loins!
>And don't get me started on those snobby archangels...

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:52:35 No.13834144

>Just remembered that greentext where a lonely Werewolf kidnaps a boy but feels ashamed of herself a few hours later

I think some anon saved it to pastebin but I can't find it anymore, does anyone have a link? I felt really bad for her, especially when it turned out she lived in a ruined apartment and just spent her time writing stories about having a younger brother.
I wish whoever wrote it continued the thing, too.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:52:45 No.13834145

>>13834090
>14 different cunt techniques modeled after her brush techniques

Oh man, thinking of these will be a riot.

>Sunrise
Well, I don't know how to adapt that, but drawing a circle around people makes them feel nice and act friendly to you. So, she milks you in circular motions, casting a spell of lust and affection over you, with extra pleasure?

>Rejuvenation
Even as she pumps up and down, you last longer and longer, and you fill up after emptying in her.

>Power Slash
How do I make this not gory? A single, sharp jolt of stimulation that runs down the length of your dick, I suppose.

>Greensprout (Bloom, Vine, and Waterlilly)
Bloom could just be instant orgasm, Vine could give you the sensation of tentacles stroking your dick even while you're inside her, and I can't really think of an adaption for Waterlilly.

>Cherry Bomb
Explosive synchronised orgasm.

>Waterspout
Controlling her own lubrication and your semen. Drawing it out of you when you cum, holding it back to prolong it, and using her lubrication to maximum effect to make herself as slick as possible, sliding it over your most sensitive parts.

>Crescent
A technique to turn day to night? Hmm. She uses it, and both her and her lover instantly find themselves having night-time consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off and the curtains drawn, under the covers with fingers interlocked.

>Galestorm
Windy vagina? I have no idea how to approach this one.

>Inferno
She makes her insides hotter than a hellhound in heat.

>Veil of Mist
Typical time dilation for the purposes of sex. She slows you down, and when time resumes normal speed, you'll feel like you've been milked ten times in a single second.

>Catwalk
Adapted to allow her and her partner to safely have sex on any wall or ceiling, for a variety of positions and head-spinning sensations.

>Thunderstorm
Electrostimulation. Duh.

>Blizzard
She makes her insides cooler and more refreshing than a yuki-onna on a hot summer's day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:53:48 No.13834147 >>13834057 Whoever did should draw more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:55:28 No.13834150 >>13834145 Your dedication is pretty erotic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:55:55 No.13834151 >>13834145 Well, I think waterlily might be a sort of relaxation technique where you feel like you're floating on water due to the gentle strokes. I got nothing for galestorm either, besides inappropriate canada jokes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 05:56:29 No.13834152 >>13834145 >Wind vagina At first I thought it was funny. But then I thought about it and I was all like

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:02:54 No.13834159 >>13834145 Deity pussy > Monster Girl pussy

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:05:29 No.13834163
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>>13834150
My dedication is almost religious, you might say.

>>13834151
Aw man, that sounds pretty neat. Like giving the tactile illusion that the both of you are just out floating in the middle of silent, moonlit lake while she straddles you.

>>13834152
I suppose if we go with the idea for the Waterlily posted above, then Galestorm could cause the sensation that the two of you are floating on a cushion of air as you fuck. Or it could just literally lift you both up into the middle of the room like a pair of feathers, letting you try any position possible with complete freedom of movement.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:08:05 No.13834168 >>13834163 Sort of zero g sex? Works for me! How many of these does demon lord Ninetails know?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:08:51 No.13834171

>>13833937
Not a fan of the monsterboy, but I'll just headcanon that to be an advanced Incubus or something.
Otherwise, that's really hot. A poledance that ends with the girl hanging upside down is the sexiest thing ever. I also like to think that most monstergirls would react like this, where they just feel the need to show off and get as many guys horny as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:12:37 No.13834175 File: 98 KB, 505x800, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who Mina here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:14:31 No.13834178 File: 1.11 MB, 960x640, 51636413_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else here saves awful art simply because they like the girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:18:04 No.13834184 How would a Kikimora react to a man who has high stress levels, self-harm tendencies, and is often sad because of a toxic family that can't be easily abandoned, and can't be killed because not every member is bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:18:15 No.13834185 >>13834178 Yep, beggars can't be choosers, as they say.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:19:04 No.13834188 >>13834163 How can I win the heart of the sun goddess? It looks like her love will be forever divided between her worshippers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:20:55 No.13834191 >>13834184 You're like a goddamn kikimora wet dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:22:00 No.13834194 >>13834188 You could get together with one of her followers. They may not know every technique, but they are able to learn them with enough prayer for guidance and... practice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:23:43 No.13834196 I want to be in an arranged marriage with a Monster Girl Sumo Wrestler!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:25:45 No.13834201 >>13834196 I want to be given away in an arranged marriage to to the Ryu shrine maiden's daughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:25:53 No.13834202 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833982 >you will never be breastfed by an apsara man, look that nipple asking to be released with a pop, and being taken care of. unf

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:27:44 No.13834207

>>13834168
I can't remember what techniques Ninetails uses against you in the game. Cherry Bomb was definitely one of them, maybe Galestorm too. I seem to remember the latter depleting all your ink pots, so Ammy lost her abilities until her ink regenerated.

Also, the idea of a tall, cunning kitsune with enough power to stand rival to Ammy kind of appeals to me.

>Tall, busty kitsune dressed in Rao's clothes
>Each of her nine tails shines with a golden lustre, and has a mask tied around each red ink-covered tip
>Wields a large, ninepronged sword that she can use just like a divine instrument
>She can split herself into nine loli versions of herself, that can move all autonomously and recombine back into her original form at will
>If the masks on her tails are removed, her magical power dissipates, and she shows her true form: an old, greying kitsune with a scar over her face, and a patch over her missing right eye

>>13834188
Go above and beyond to follow and help her in her quests across the world, even going so far as to give up your life for her. Prove to her that she's all that matters in your life, and sustain her with enough praise to power her even if the rest of the world suddenly stopped believing in her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:29:20 No.13834210 File: 809 KB, 400x227, 1437992960616.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834191 We will share our despair together, until they kick me out for being there for dating and sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:35:16 No.13834214 >>13833844 >butterflies What, the asshole murderers of the insect world? I'd rather a cute and fluffy moth!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:38:17 No.13834221 File: 90 KB, 800x749, 1395904262560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834214 You too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:38:20 No.13834222 >>13834207 I am tempted by this great mofu. Especially that ability to split into tiny loli versions of herself, I'd abuse the fuck out of that. And even some tender sex in her true form would be amazing.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:40:27 No.13834228 [SPOILER]

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>>13834194
Do they at least look similar? Are there fluffy tails they can ask me to touch?

>>13834207
I don't know if I can do that! There are all kinds of things I care about in life, and I have inattentive type ADD. I'm going to try. If I can't leave my life and go questing, I'll fight her enemies wherever I encounter them! If it's possible, I'll give her enough power to destroy them herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:41:56 No.13834231 >>13834207 Please don't tell me you support pedophiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:42:16 No.13834232 File: 246 KB, 640x1440, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834214 Moth is justice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:45:20 No.13834235 >>13834232 I want a moth to drink from me. In a lewd manner. And by that I mean, I want her to put my cock in her mouth, if you catch my drift.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:48:37 No.13834238

>>13834222
All the lolis are hyperactive, proning to running around, playing and giggling when she's not got her mind set on something.
And in her main form, she'll wear her own white fox mask askew, slightly over her eye to hide the wound from view.

>>13834228
>Giving a god Spiral Power
>Giving Amaterasu, of all gods, Spiral Power
>Giving her the power to turn the whole universe, all of time and space into her own personal canvas

Fear, but also extreme arousal.

>>13834231
I don't. But I'm not opposed to lolis in the slightest, so I think it all works out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:50:02 No.13834240 >>13834232 moths are disgusting, bugs are not supposed to be fluffy... its unnatural

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:52:24 No.13834245 >>13834240 Don't tell moths what they can and can't be. Lots of insects are fluffy. It's perfectly natural. Bees, spiders, moths, and all sorts of bugs have fur on their bodies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:52:39 No.13834246 File: 35 KB, 450x320, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834240 You can't fool me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:54:16 No.13834250 File: 1.65 MB, 1055x1500, tubby lovely monster girls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just finished masturbating. Do I get my chubby plump succubus now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:55:37 No.13834252 >>13833653 nice. glad i caught the pastebin this time now i can catch up. kinda interested on seeing where it goes also how you deal with the name for july

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:56:04 No.13834254

>>13834240
Take your edges and leave, butterfly-chan, before you shatter an cut up some innocent child. You're just jelly no one wants to snugle with you under a kotatsu lined with based moth wing powder, for virile, sloppy, lewd and comfy as fuck snugglesex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:56:49 No.13834255 >>13834250 >Put the smallest circles around her nipples >Very lightly white-censored the labia This anon likes to fucking live dangerously, I tell you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 06:58:33 No.13834261 >>13834238 She doesn't need to hide her scar from me. And chasing lolis around sounds like some good exercise, I'm gonna need to build up my stamina anyways. Experienced fox like this could put me in a mofu coma if she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:06:18 No.13834277 >>13834254 butterflies are much better with that cute prensile tongue-like thing and pretty wings, moths are creepy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:07:40 No.13834281 >>13834245 spiders are not bugs so they have a free pass, all the other fluffy bugs are aberrations that have no reason to exist on gods green mighty earth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:09:06 No.13834285 File: 76 KB, 450x344, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834277 >>13834281 I'm not an idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:09:13 No.13834287 >>13834255 I just love me some big fat ass Monster Girls and I wish to only share the love I have for them, as uncensored as possible!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:11:43 No.13834288 >>13834285 your liking of moths says otherwise

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:11:58 No.13834289 >>13834281 >>13834277 >BIDF out in full strength tonight Typical. Every one, take your loved ones and put them in the arms of a loving moth, only they can save you from buttershits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:12:23 No.13834290 >>13834288 Butterfly? More like butthurtfly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:15:32 No.13834296 >>13834289 >>13834290 the only thing the fluff on a moths body is good for is so that they can catch on fire more easily, and i hope you moth lovers burn with them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:15:43 No.13834297 Notice the absence of butterfly-based MGs. Even KC, despite his rampant shit taste, would never stoop so low.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:20:01 No.13834301 >>13834297 your beloved KC also did a furry too, showing that he sees both of them in the same tier, all that fluf just makes moths closer to furries

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:21:35 No.13834306 >>13834301 That means KC would rather make furries than butterflies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:21:54 No.13834307 >>13834301 >your beloved KC >implying Yeah, the faggot draws furries. But he'd never debase himself enough to draw a buttershit. Even he has his limits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:26:04 No.13834318 >>13834306 thats not a bad thing, you all are entitled to like whatever you want, even if your taste is shitty, but you have the right to like shitty things like furries and moths

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:31:21 No.13834328 File: 1.14 MB, 1059x1420, 1437821833199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you react if your Monster Daughteru was murdered?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:32:07 No.13834329 >>13834328 i would blame the moths

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:32:56 No.13834332 >>13834328 Like Gerard Butler in Law Abiding Citizen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:34:16 No.13834335 >>13834328 i would blame the bitterflies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:34:38 No.13834337 >>13834175 I'd rather a frog or gadget wench.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:35:28 No.13834338

Alright everyone, I'm going to try an experiment. Over the next few threads, I'm going to be making polls so that we can see, in this thread's opinion, which monster is the best out of each family.
In this thread, we vote on the Harpy Family.
>http://strawpoll.me/5041857

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:35:52 No.13834340 >>13834328 >tfw my daughteru is highly susceptible to racism herself, and can be mobbed with relatively little aggravation Boy, loving your waifu is hard, some days. What a heavy day.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:41:59 No.13834352

It's the start of a new school year, and you've been enrolled in a school where most of the students are monster girls. Naturally, since you're one of the only human kids, this means you're going to get bullied. Quite a bit.
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>First roll: The buff bully. Fit, tall, captain of [insert sports team here], and seems to enjoy roughing you up.
>Second roll: The smart bully. High grades in almost all of her classes, and enjoys planning elaborate pranks to make you miserable
>Third roll: The leader bully. She's the leader of the other two bullies, one of the most popular kids in school, seems to have a personal vendetta against you, and absolutely loathes you.
>Fourth roll: Your childhood friend, and the only person in the school who actually enjoys being around you.
How fucked are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:44:36 No.13834356 >>13834352 >Parasite Slime >Merrow >Mimic >Childhood friend Succubus Well, I guess it's time to meet a nice Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:44:53 No.13834357 >>13834352 >ALP FUCK >Red Oni DOUBLE FUCK >EROS GOD FUCK >Succubus Gonna FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:45:38 No.13834358 >>13834352 Do people do this shit to deliberately derail threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:45:54 No.13834361 >>13834357 >>13834356 Oh shit what is it with Succubi being childhood friends

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:46:14 No.13834362 >>13834352 >druella oh well, it was a nice albeit short life, alas, nothing we can do about it, dont cry for me, im already dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:47:02 No.13834364 >>13834352 >Girtablilu >Mantis >Orc Oh, great. Two assassin-types and an Orc hate me. I wonder who could possibly stick around to cheer me-- >Youko I've ever been one for fluffy tails, but sure. I'll give it a go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:47:23 No.13834365 >>13834352 >Buff Lamia >Smart Ushi-Oni >Their leader is an Ignis >Childhood friend is a Harpy I'm dead. Utterly dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:48:03 No.13834367 >>13834358 It's fun enough when there's nothing going on. Especially at night time like this, when we're past the autosage point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:48:10 No.13834368 >>13834338 >all those people voting the only old hag I'm appalled

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:49:51 No.13834371 >>13834361 I don't know, man, but I'm not so sure I want her. One of the only decent Succusluts I've liked was that yan one from a greentext. >>13834338 >I'm the only vote for Cockatrice Hey, come on, they are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:49:59 No.13834372 >>13834352 >buff holst >brainy Scylla >leader Roper >childhood mindflayer this is gonna be a great year.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:51:01 No.13834374 >>13834371 But she is your friend from childhood and with those bullies she is probably a little fucked in the mind

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:51:13 No.13834376 >>13834352 >Wisp >Scylla >Succubus Oh, come now. A wisp? A succubus HATES me, you say? >Shirohebi Oh. Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:52:05 No.13834379 >>13834372 >childhood mindflayer So she can just mind fuck them

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:52:23 No.13834381

>>13834352
First roll: Buff gnome. She's the captain of the mud-wrestling team. Roughing up normally using her massive earth-hands to pin one against the wall, three feet off the ground.

Second roll: Cunning merrow. So a lewd, evil villian mermaid, confined to her wheelchair above land.

Third roll: Original Chief God.
FUCK.

Fourth roll: Childhood friend parasite slime.
Neat. I call being friends with both the slime and the girl before they fused.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:53:27 No.13834385 >>13834381 but why fused?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:53:45 No.13834386

>>13834371
>They're cute
Yeah, but Gandharvas have that sex appeal.
And Thunderbirds have a different kind of cuteness factor.

I mentioned this before, but:
>Appearance of the "Total Bad Girl."
>Light, thin frame so you can fuck her like a fleshlight
>Can shock people, seemingly sadistic in that regard
>Gets shy when confronted with the boy she likes and shocks herself

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:53:57 No.13834387 >>13834379 like i said,gonna be a good year. definitely gonna need to keep the childhood friend happy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:54:01 No.13834388 >>13834371 >yan succubus dammit, i hope somebody capped it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:54:50 No.13834392 >>13834352 >tall sporty kunoichi senpai Could be worse >nerdy dark priest How can someone so religious be intelligent? >hobgoblin banchou Wait does this mean the other two are lolis? >wyvern childhood friend I hit the fucking jackpot here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:55:04 No.13834394 >>13834386 Also I'm pretty sure she stole that leather lightning-bolt shaped bikini from an 80s hair metal band.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:55:05 No.13834395 >>13834385 Because that's how slime parasites work.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:55:57 No.13834398 >>13834395 well I mean why give a fuck about the human before the slime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:55:58 No.13834399 >>13834365 >>Smart Ushi-Oni Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:56:12 No.13834401 >>13834352 >Buff Cheshire >Smart Gazer >Leader Red Slime >Childhood friend Dragon /witchcraftworks/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:56:44 No.13834403 >>13834398 Because humans are people too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:57:01 No.13834404 >>13834399 Imagine the web traps she could create.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:57:21 No.13834406 >>13834403 but the slime is the one that matters

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:58:31 No.13834411 >>13834352 Buff Bully >Hobgoblin Smart Bully >Cheshire Cat Leader Bully >Amazon Childhood Friend >Elf I am so fucked. Everyone is kinda fitting for their roles, but I am utterly boned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 07:59:45 No.13834416 >>13834406 They both matter to me. The human childhood friend is who you run around with and go exploring with, and the slime childhood friend is who you play in the bath with. Then, they become one, and you do all of those things with them.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:02:32 No.13834423

>>13834386
Well, I guess I can see what you're saying, but I don't know, I guess I have a soft spot for them.

>>13834388
I know someone did something with it, but I don't have anything for it. It was also something of a CYOA, where he took from what we replied to him with.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:04:42 No.13834428

>>13834352
>Buff Mindflayer
This is hell.
>Smart Scylla
This is hell.
>Leader bully Mermaid
This is not so bad.
>Childhood friend Black Harpy
I'm saved. My only worry will be how to financially support the truckload of children we are going to end up having.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:10:07 No.13834439

>>13834352
>Buff Will-o-Wisp
Somehow I can't imagine this, I'm terrified already though.
>Smart harpy
I want to push her 3 steps and watch her forget all her studying
>Cheshire leader
A smug bully who makes my life hell? Should make for good rage fap material.
>Childhood friend Chochin-Obake
Literally the light in the darkness, would waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:13:07 No.13834446 >>13834439 >Calling your chochin friend the light in the darkness She'd blush, and her flame would burn at twice its normal intensity. What other things can you call a Chochin girl to get her all hot and bothered?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:13:50 No.13834449 >>13834446 Oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:13:53 No.13834450 >>13834446 Lampy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:16:04 No.13834454 >>13834446 >Call her the light of your life >Tell her she lights a spark within you >Let her know that she brightens up your day >Confess that you think she's hot

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:17:26 No.13834455

>>13834352
>Buff Barometz
S-Should I really be scared by a Sheep Plant Loli?

>Smart Will-o-the-Wisp
OH FUCK NIGGER NO

>Leader Selkie
She seem cool for the "Leader" position

>Childhood Friend Kraken
Oh fuck yes! Kraken-Senpai will protect my smile! I want to cling so close to her side people will think I'm her little brother! I want to loyally follow Kraken Senpai wherever she goes!

>Grand Underwater fights between Kraken and Selkie, while the Baromets pins me down in her jelly and the Will o Wisp tortures me
I'm looking forward to school!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:18:13 No.13834456 So what sorts of embarrassing nicknames do you call your waifu to make her blush?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:19:28 No.13834462 >>13834454 >Call her the light of your life Monster Girl Crossing made a story about Chochin Obakes that was called this. Either that or it ended on that line.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:21:26 No.13834464 >>13834449 I can imagine one drinking a cup of oil to keep herself going. >>13834450 Cute, but needs more pun. >>13834454 Man, those are some scorchers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:22:31 No.13834466 >>13834455 >Grand Underwater fights between Kraken and Selkie Those sound hilariously one sided

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:23:56 No.13834471 >>13834462 I need to read that one, always had a fondness for Tsukumogami even if they're not the most popular type of girl around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:24:47 No.13834474 >>13834352 >Buff ghost >Smart Girtablilu >Leader Akaname >Childhood friend Akaname Man I am popular with filth-lickers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:25:03 No.13834476 >>13834466 Right? How could a Kraken ever hope to defeat a majestic Selkie? I mean, have you seen that seal tail of hers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:25:32 No.13834478 >>13834455 >S-Should I really be scared by a Sheep Plant Loli? Think about it, she could make boxing gloves out of her gel and bash you about without leaving a mark.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:26:38 No.13834481 >>13834455 >S-Should I really be scared by a Sheep Plant Loli? >forgetting about the nefarious and bloodthirsty murderfruit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:28:00 No.13834484 >>13834471 http://pastebin.com/8sRpnirM Here ya go. >MonsterGirlCrossing's Stories are nearly 2 years old

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:34:35 No.13834494 >>13834484 Cheers. >nearly 2 years old It's been that long already? Thinking about where the time went is scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:38:48 No.13834497 >>13834484 >These threads have been around long enough that you could have earned a degree and made something of yourself by now if you didn't spend your time shitposting about monster girls Well I've made myself upset, time to go back to bed.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:44:12 No.13834508

>>13834497
>You could have learned Japanese in that time and been free of this place
>You could have been reading their fanfics that don't have to worry about causing a shit storm in the threads
Not that I didn't try, I just gave up in a week like with everything else productive I attempt.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:45:25 No.13834514

>>13834456
Hmm, tough to think of anything right off the bat.
Cuddlebug, maybe. Little Princess, Fluff Bundle too. Just got to lay on the cheese to get her to turn beet red.
And Fuzzball. And I'd get her all flustered when calling her by the name she gave to her pet project, Jet Jackal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:45:53 No.13834516 >>13834471 This is also nice Chochin story http://pastebin.com/kRjU8m3g

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:46:57 No.13834518 File: 2.43 MB, 2000x1500, Pr0PmSS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I fuck it? I wanna fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:46:58 No.13834519 File: 141 KB, 500x366, 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834497

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:49:03 No.13834522 >>13827289 Please Trader, we need more Chuff stories

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:50:55 No.13834525 >>13834518 Don't question, follow your dick. I know I'd fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:51:06 No.13834528 I want a succubus to feel me up while in public, knowing how embarrassed it makes me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:52:56 No.13834534 >>13834525 B-But she's so smug!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:55:48 No.13834539 >>13834534 Hammer her from behind, squeeze her chest and yank her tail as you pick up the pace. Take that cat as if you're trying to fuck the smug out of her, it will only cause her to be more smug but that can be used as fuel to move faster.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:56:01 No.13834540 >>13834518 Fuck it? Sure. But she needs to get the fuck off MY couch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 08:59:46 No.13834543 File: 176 KB, 632x800, 1437771302865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you reciprocated your dog-girl waifu's undying love and loyalty today, /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:00:05 No.13834546 >>13834518 I won't risk getting near THAT though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:01:41 No.13834549 >>13834539 If fucking her roughly makes her more smug, than how about close sensual cuddling, handholding, and whispering how much I love her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:02:32 No.13834551 >>13834518 I recognize that smile! Isn't it mega-milk smile?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:02:56 No.13834553 >>13834328 Shut up! NOT CANON!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:04:43 No.13834557 File: 738 KB, 1056x1500, 1436425826416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never be a rape teacher in MG school

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:06:46 No.13834562 >>13834557 >tfw you will never be a teacher in MG rape school

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:08:22 No.13834565 >>13834549 You fool, that's what makes her the smuggest. Do you want her to grin from ear to ear while telling you that you're a dork for falling in love with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:09:53 No.13834568 >>13834557 I want to be a student who has a Shirohebi, Mindflayer, and Jabberwock Teacher! I want to ask them why all three are needed for penis inspection day and why I'm the only one in the room!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:10:10 No.13834569 >>13834557 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:11:11 No.13834571 >>13834562 W-why did you carry me here, Jinko-senpai?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:14:22 No.13834573 >>13834551 No it's Fizz's fursona.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:15:11 No.13834574 >>13834568 >I want to ask them why all three are needed for penis inspection day and why I'm the only one in the room! Why, for peer reviewing, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:15:39 No.13834575 >>13834571 I want a buff Jinko to pin me down and ride me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:20:55 No.13834584 >>13834573 >Fizz Who?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:23:48 No.13834592
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>>13834565
But who is the biggest dork? The person who falls in love with her, or her for attracting dorks? I mean, if falling in love with her makes me a dork, than by consequence she must be an even bigger dork!

And of course I still love her regardless. Her paws are all mine to massage and love after all!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:24:38 No.13834593 I want to confess my love to a Manticore!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:24:51 No.13834596 >>13834569 Huh? You don't like rape in a rape thread?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:31:00 No.13834609

>>13834543
I would if I could.

>>13834568
>I want to ask them why all three are needed for penis inspection day and why I'm the only one in the room!
Why wouldn't you be? It would obviously be gay if all the guys were getting their penis inspected at the same time. Man, MG teachers would be pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:33:03 No.13834613 >>13834609 But isn't it a little weird how they have penis inspection day three times a day?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:34:51 No.13834616 >>13834613 Of course not! They just want to make sure it's alright. In a world full of MGs, I would be more concerned if they didn't make sure it was ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:34:58 No.13834617 >>13834613 They need to eliminate the possibility of any errors in the testing process with repetition. It's the scientific process, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:37:22 No.13834620 >>13834616 >>13834617 But isn't it odd how they've given Anon his Penis Inspection Day for over 11 years? I mean Anon is about to graduate High School with his diploma and they're still excusing him from class for Penis Inspection Day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:39:33 No.13834625 >>13834620 Consistency! Caring! Creamy cum! These are the three things your monstergirl teachers value. You should be thanking them for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:40:01 No.13834627 >>13834620 They need to make sure he's still healthy, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:40:55 No.13834628 >>13834620 Why does it seem like you're just trying to find an issue with this, friend? They just want to make sure he is healthy. And, 11 years? Hah. Some people are given penis inspections by the same teacher all their life. That's true caring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:42:14 No.13834630 >>13834625 But Sensei, Onee-chan said that penis inspection day isn't part of the school curriculum. She said that only siblings should be the one to test that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:44:16 No.13834631 >>13834625 >>13834627 >>13834628 But what'll the old shirohebi, mindflayer, and jabberwock do when Anon graduates? Can they legally perform penis inspection when he graduates school?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:55:58 No.13834647 File: 133 KB, 500x333, 1437902724436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >roleplaying >roleplaying as shota

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:56:59 No.13834652 >>13834631 Mindflayer fucks with his head to make him believe he has to go to school for it after work. Only it's not school, it's an abandoned warehouse and only he sees it as his old place of education.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:58:19 No.13834654 >>13834171 >>13834066 >>13834032 >>13833946 Pretty sure .less' self-insert husbando for Haohi is just an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:58:33 No.13834655 >>13834647 >Wasting images on 3d bitches Shota is shit sure but fuck off with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 09:59:52 No.13834658 >>13834652 Spooky So something like timelord moth but instead of time it's mind control?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:00:38 No.13834659 >>13834647 >Wasting the images DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:02:31 No.13834665 >>13834647 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:03:54 No.13834667 >>13834652 I want my old teachers to work together to forever keep me their cute little student/fuck toy Forever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:09:05 No.13834670 >>13834658 Exactly that, god knows what the poor soul's reaction would be if the mind control broke and he realised he was looking up at the stars in the wreck of an old building while surrounded by familiar faces with twisted lust in their eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:10:00 No.13834671 >>13834670 Twisted lust AND love, don't forget the love. The trio wouldn't put all this work into keeping him if they didn't love him.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:16:43 No.13834678

>>13833982

>Be invited by friend to a night club where they have live shows of various MGs dancing in honor of their culture
>You've seen the belly dancing Lamiae and the hard rocking Thunderbirds, and up next is a duet of Gandharva and Apsara
>She's coquettishly dressed as she takes the stage, wearing nothing but what looks like a thong and a small pareo to cover her backside
>Her breasts are hidden beneath two silken curtains of a bikini, and there's a strange milk-like substance covering her wrists and lower legs
>Oh okay this should be interesting
>She smiles as she locks eyes with you, as if she could hear your inner thoughts as she begins her dance
>Every movement is calculated, from the gyration of her whole body as if in a belly dance to the way she rotates her hips
>Your eyes are plastered to her "assets"
>The milky fluid is dancing around her now, flying off her finger tips and forming into a cloudy lotus flower pattern above
>The music's picking up speed
>She's still singing and dancing, her breasts lactating and the top seeming to diffuse into the cloudy milk, as well as her bottom
>She's in the full nude while dancing now and you can't escape the immense pull of her labia or breasts
>The Apsara purses her full lips as she finishes her dance, bringing the milky stuff above crashing down back around her body, titillating all the bachelor's in the audience as it blocks her nipples and labia from view
>Giving one final full body undulation like a rope of soft, malleable love
>TFW it takes your friend no less than five minutes to break you out of the daze she put you in
>He's holding a small note, it has a time stamp on it with the words "I'll be waiting for you, Boya <3~"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:23:12 No.13834684 >>13834678 I want to see an ushi oni take the stage right after. She'd make some sideways shuffling movements and weird arm and leg poses and get booed off the stage. And then somebody has to get the skulking ushi oni off the ceiling with a broom.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:24:14 No.13834688 I want to confess my love to a hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:30:18 No.13834703 >>13834684 Anon, don't you know? The only way to truly cheer up an Ushi-Oni is with copious amounts of snuggling! That's what all their fluff is meant for!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:32:24 No.13834708 >>13834684 I want her to do that train whistle motion thing while saying "all aboard the rape train!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:33:24 No.13834710 >>13833891 oh boy looks like charon for a sec

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:34:06 No.13834714 >>13834684 >TFW we'll never have a story of this scenario where it's a loli Ushi Oni who has to be used as a spidercow backpack in the club owner's care

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:42:24 No.13834727

>>13834352
>Sahuagin, Swim team captain because a hockey captain roughing up the goalie is asking for a bad time.
Eh cute girl but I don't care, although my sister may take offense.
>2. Dark slime
That's nice, still don't care.
>3. Chimaera
Huh, I wonder if personality is popular or all of them are popular? Same with the vendetta. Either way I continue not caring.
>4. Cheshire cat childhood friend.
Getting head pats and married eventually.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:42:37 No.13834728

>>13834688
"Jeez Anon, you're such an idiot. Don't you know it's the girl who's meant to make the confession? Now I feel like a fucking moron.
"You know how you're going to make this up to me, right? Maybe, just maybe, if you keep talking about how much you love me, I'll go gentle on you."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:45:21 No.13834734 >>13834684 I want to tell her how much I liked her dance, and ask if she would do it again for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:50:07 No.13834745 >>13834728 I want to confess my love to an Amazon and see her reaction when I break social norms by me, a mere frail human boy, confessing to her!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:58:11 No.13834750
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>>13834609
>I would if I could.

But Anon, you can. She's right there, just inches away from you. Won't you give her your hand? Won't you treat her with all the love and affection she deserves?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 10:59:55 No.13834753 >>13834745 I want an Amazon to grab me by my collar, slam me against the wall, and threaten me in sexual ways!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:16:19 No.13834784 File: 594 KB, 2623x1769, 1435762120962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more Wendigos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:21:02 No.13834796 >>13834784 >>13834784 Yea, they're cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:24:37 No.13834802 >>13834338 >Crow Tengu not in first This poll is rigged.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:25:32 No.13834805 I want my Dragon Waifu to beat up a Wendigo for me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:27:13 No.13834811 >>13834338 >Vote for Siren >Find out I'm the only one who voted for her. Guess I'm the only one who likes her, or has her as their favorite harpy if I wanted to be more accurate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:28:13 No.13834813 >>13834802 >feathers up yo dick Pls no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:29:04 No.13834816 >>13834813 I'll fight you. Crows a cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:33:07 No.13834827 >>13834811 Siren has 2 votes, and I'm still the only one who voted for Harpy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:33:54 No.13834829 >>13834827 >Another Siren lover I know you're there brother!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:33:54 No.13834830 >>13834813 Wouldn't it apply to all harpies? And if you mean that story I'm pretty sure that was black harpies, not crows

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:34:41 No.13834831

>>13833899
Trying to remember what got posted on /a/. Something about free picture/touching privileges to those who...bought(?) or watched the first two episodes of the show.

Temporarily broke the constant shitflinging for a moment of sympathy. A slight moment, but still...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:34:45 No.13834833 >>13834827 Why did you vote for the most vanilla harpy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:37:46 No.13834840 File: 147 KB, 566x800, 1406168078704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834833 I just happen to like vanilla harpies the most

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:38:13 No.13834842 >>13834352 >Buff Zombie >Smart Chimaera >Boss Scylla >Friendly Ignis Went through quite a number of rerolls just to get chimaera. It was one non-species opetion after another.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:49:34 No.13834855 File: 552 KB, 850x1200, 43346701_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834840 I like vanilla harpies with elven ears. Not that that stopped me from voting for the Gandharva.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:49:41 No.13834856

>>13834352
>Fit, tall Girtablilu
first roll was Chief God, but not an actual MG type, thank god
>Smart mimic
lots of pranks incoming
>Cyclops leader
she must hate human boys with two eyes, or four, in the case of me wearing glasses
>Hobgoblin childhood friend
I think I'm pretty fucked, but Hobgoblin probably has her own little army of goblins to protect us.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:51:38 No.13834857 >>13834856 How dare you have so many eyes while she has only 1

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:51:45 No.13834859 >>13834856 Aren't Hobgoblins actually pretty tank-like? I'm sure she'd fuck shit up Saejima style if provoked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:52:48 No.13834860 File: 92 KB, 405x600, 1436994705491.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834857 Maybe she's got big titties?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:54:20 No.13834863 >>13834857 I'll be sure to check my multiple eye privilege >>13834859 Yeah, you're right, they are. I just wanted a jinko childhood friend badly >inb4 not a valid option

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:54:55 No.13834868 >>13834860 True but why would she hate you so much? Surely there is a centaur or something for her to hate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:55:21 No.13834869 >>13834863 >check my multiple eye privilege >getting bullied by a tumbler fujo Cyclops HOT

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:56:35 No.13834874

I wonder what a House Centipede would be like.

>Look's like an Oomukade but with longer legs and can run like hell
>Hunts by venom/trampling/tearing prey apart
>/fit/
>Has an undying loyalty to the master of the house in return for a place to stay
>Will ardently defend the home to the death
>Cunning fighter, will use hit and run tactics to let the venom do the work for her
>Willing to lose a limb or two if it means victory
>Mildly paranoid over the idea of guests coming in, thinking them as potential enemies
>When not in defend mode is generally lax and would spend too much time watching T.V.
>hooked to a computer to avoid spending a third of her free time watching commercials

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:58:04 No.13834881 I want to stroke a Jinko's tail!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 11:59:32 No.13834885

>>13834352
>Dire hellhound
Okay, that's pretty threatening
>Super smart blue oni
Jesus, they're already the smart onis! is this game just doubling up on shit?
>Leader Chimaera
This is not gonna be a fun school, is it?
>Childhood friend Youko
There is hope! Time to start banging and give her lots of tails. It's the only way I'm gonna survive!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:01:44 No.13834889

>>13834885
>Time to start banging and give her lots of tails.
It's rape if she uses your emotional distress to entice you into sex, anon.
>Oh, did you get bullied again today?
>Don't worry, Anon...
>Just let it all out inside me~
>It'll make you feel so much better~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:03:24 No.13834893 >>13834889 I dunno, comfort sex with fluffy tail sounds kind of amazing.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:06:50 No.13834903

>>13834885
>Dire hellhound

I like this. I like how we have this whole sliding scale of canine girls, starting from small and weak, going up to huge and strong.

From smallest to largest:
>Chihuahua dog-girl
>All the other breed variants of dog-girls
>Malamute dog-girl
>Werewolf
>Dire werewolf
>Hellhound
>Dire Hellhound
>Ceberus?
>Dogscape monstergirl

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:07:01 No.13834904

>>13834352

1. Buff Sahuagin. Not very intimidating.
2. Smart Nekomata. Okay, that's actually kind of frightening. And horribly sexy.
3. A Bee. I don't like bees, and they don't like me. I also happen to be allergic.
4. Minotaur childhood friend. I win. I fucking win, baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:08:41 No.13834906 >>13834903 >>Chihuahua dog-girl >Tsunloli with bulging eyes Disgusting!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:08:42 No.13834907

>>13834869
Don't worry, she'll help you get over your privilege, with her help of course.
She'll just need to you to be ridden until you understand your privilege.
Oh NO! it won't be her doing it, she's a got a few cousins who would love to show you their forges though.
hope you don't mind them video taping you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:11:09 No.13834913 >>13834352 >Buff Football captain Dark Angel That's oddly scary. >Smart Minflayer ABORT ABORT ABORT >Leader Sahuagin Meh. >Childhood friend Merrow She's ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:13:48 No.13834918 >>13834907 >it won't be her doing it Ruined it. It's much better if it's her raping you until she accidentally moans cutely and gives you a soft kiss during an orgasm before realizing what she did and slapping you silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:15:21 No.13834920 >>13834903 We do not mention that horrible, horrible place.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:16:28 No.13834922 >>13834918 Please, she's the class queen, why would she lower herself to doing someone like you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:17:53 No.13834930 >>13834352 >Buff Will-o-wisp >Smart Dark Angel >Leader Chochin Obake >And my childhood friend is a USHI-ONI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:18:10 No.13834931 Y'know, everyone here talks about how great Holst milk is, but think about all the other possibilities! What would Holst yogurt be like? What about Holst ice cream? Or Holst cheese?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:20:57 No.13834938 >>13834922 >class queen >tumblerina cyclops What is this, an art school or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:21:14 No.13834941 >>13834930 tfw no sweet, caring childhood friend ushi to make you bento boxes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:21:15 No.13834940 >>13834931 Don't know, all I know is that I'm only buying holst cheese from now. That'll teach those large mice, hinezumi, and dourmice who keep breaking in!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:22:19 No.13834942 >>13834938 It's a school for song and dance. Don't worry though, just sing about the booty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:22:49 No.13834944 >>13834940 Sharp cheddar made from Holst milk sounds amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:23:05 No.13834946 >>13834940 >They all gang up on you to get revenge. >You're covered in mouse boobs that each tit can fit in your whole palm THE HUMANITY!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:25:59 No.13834948

>>13834906
That's what you get when you perform genetic crimes upon the poor dog girls.

>>13834920
What's wrong, Anon? Don't you want to bask in the majesty of the dog-girlscape? To feel her softness beneath your feet, to happen upon a dog-girl pillar and see all those werewolves and hellhounds moaning in ecstasy as they become one with the dog-girlmind? All you need to do is reach out and touch them, and let yourself merge with all those loving, fleshbound monstergirls as they join your nerves to those of the dog-girl mother. Then you can know true pleasure at the hands of every canine monstergirl ever to live, letting your mind melt away as she wraps herself around you.
Sometimes, I unnerve myself with the things I think up.
I also kind of wan to write about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:27:13 No.13834953 >>13834931 Holst Cheese! Alrune Tomatoes! Sanitized Matango Shrooms! Put on a Pizza and make a bunch of HEALTH monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:28:21 No.13834955 >>13834953 Why stop there? Make an omelet with Cockatrice eggs and Holst mozzarella!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:29:57 No.13834960 >>13834953 Why not just stop by Pizza Barometz's place?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:34:28 No.13834966

>>13834953
>Sanitized matango shrooms

Man, I'd totally go for the job of collecting those. I'd give her old books in exchange for her mushrooms, telling her about the world outside her isolated forest she can never leave while picking them all. I'd even take photos of places beyond the forest at her request, and bring back trinkets until she's got an open-air room full of knick-nacks and entertainment.

I think I just want a cute, naive matango to care for and educate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:36:48 No.13834974 Speak to me of all things soft, fluffy and kind. I need to draw inspiration so I can go against my own nature and do something nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:38:12 No.13834976 >>13834946 Oh no....the horror...what ever will I.....do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:38:24 No.13834977 >>13834966 I'm not sexually attracted to Matangos in any way, but hanging out with one in the forest and talking about books sounds pretty chill.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:38:46 No.13834978 >>13834966 >a cute, naive matango to care for and educate That would be nice. Write it maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:39:17 No.13834980 >>13834974 A sahuagin wrapped in a pillow cocoon egging Anon to get her milk for her cereal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:45:08 No.13834999 >>13834974 I was reading through this earlier to get back in the groove. Mostly because I wrote a decent amount of it. If you're not sick of anubi, you might enjoy it. http://imgur.com/a/ilF1c#0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:45:39 No.13835002 >>13834974 >I need to draw inspiration so I can go against my own nature and do something nice Hello .less

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:46:23 No.13835006 >>13834999 >sick of anubi Impossiburu! >>13835002 No, I'm a writer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:47:30 No.13835008 >>13834953 >Put on a Pizza and make a bunch of HEALTH monster girls! Average wrote something like that, but it involves a Wyvern that's big into Final Fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:48:53 No.13835011 >>13834974 A thunderbird fussing over her puffball, static charged chicks that cling to most things with small hugs and static.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:48:55 No.13835012 >>13834999 >you will never deny your Anubutt childhood friends affections in favor of a yandere Apophis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:49:33 No.13835015 >>13834976 Maybe give them more Hol cheese! See how they like that!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:50:15 No.13835018 >>13835012 Now, I certainly wouldn't do that if childhood friends were involved.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:50:31 No.13835021 >>13834978 Maybe I'll add it to the backlog. Who knows. But don't hold your breath.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:51:03 No.13835023 >>13835011 "Anon, help! They're stuck to me and I can't get them off!" >you come in, put a fuzzy wool hat and sweater on her, and watch as her chicks start setting off tiny static sparks everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:52:26 No.13835026 >>13835023 And thus, a housewife becomes a super villain, the nefarious Spark Lark!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:54:01 No.13835030 >>13835015 You, I like the way you think. I'll give them all the holst cheese they can stomache

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:55:20 No.13835031 >>13835026 >Super Wurm decides not to fight her when Spark Lark's tiny lightning chicks make her hair frizz and instead gives her some cash for taking care of them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:56:34 No.13835034 >>13835031 Good, good. Their friendship will only make Friendship Holst more powerful!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:57:28 No.13835036 >>13835030 >Eventually you get chubby meeces with breasts bigger than their chubby bodies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:58:28 No.13835038 >>13834543 Always. Fucking cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:58:33 No.13835039 >>13835034 I wanna be friends with Friendship Holst

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 12:59:37 No.13835043 >>13835039 And she wants to be friends with you. And take over the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:00:43 No.13835044 >>13835043 So Friendship Holst is basically Hank Scorpio with tig ol' bitties.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:02:34 No.13835048 I want a seductive Arachne to tie me up and lovingly insult me during sexytimes!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:02:46 No.13835049 >>13835043 She disrupts traffic by organizing giant cuddle puddles in the middle of the street.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:03:48 No.13835051 File: 383 KB, 945x873, 1373500087323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835048 Can you afford it, honey?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:05:33 No.13835056 >>13834953 >matango anything on food And for the first time, anon turned down pizza and committed arson.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:05:35 No.13835057 >>13835051 Well assuming she's my waifu, I'd only have to pay her in my moans. Although Rachnee doing that to me sounds wonderful too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:05:55 No.13835058 File: 362 KB, 800x800, 1434480568812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835048 I wanna drink a hathorite Arachnes breast milk

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:06:59 No.13835059 >>13834328 This is just...pathetic. SJWs would rather we all die than actually solve issues. >>13834332 You know what's what.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:07:09 No.13835060 >>13835051 Rachnera is a whore! WHORE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:07:22 No.13835062 >>13835058 >It makes monsters lactate webbing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:08:37 No.13835066 >>13835048 I want a CC Arachne to try and get me over my Arachnaphobia!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:08:58 No.13835067 >>13835060 What's wrong, didn't momma give you enough allowance?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:09:16 No.13835068 >>13835062 "Anon was found dead in his house this morning. He seems to have asphyxiated on what appears to be spider silk, which caused a blockage in his throat."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:09:23 No.13835070 >>13835056 >Sanitized They'll hook you, but only because of how good they taste.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:09:28 No.13835071 Arrooo~ puu dot sh/jeUAf/c70a5156fd.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:09:32 No.13835072 >>13835062 Nah, I think it'd work more like that description from the previous thread, it'd have a "lingering" taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:10:26 No.13835076 >>13835071 False advertising! I declare shenanigans!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:10:37 No.13835077 >>13835071 When did .less draw this? Why not make her Delicious Brown?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:10:56 No.13835078 >>13835071 Damn, I haven't seen an update in that image in a long while. Good work mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:12:04 No.13835081 >>13835071 >Paint Tool Sai for colouring Well, that's novel. I like it so far though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:12:50 No.13835083 >>13835078 on that image*

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:13:32 No.13835085 >>13835067 >implying you could pay ME to touch a filthy spider

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:13:50 No.13835086 >>13835036 A welcome end, I'll just need to spoil and take responsibility then. Hope they enjoy massages.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:13:55 No.13835087 >>13834352 >Will-o-the-Wisp Jock Bully Uhoh. >Cheshire Cat Smart Bully Oh that's just going to be insufferable. >Apsara Leader Well then... >Jinko Childhood Friend Maybe not all bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:14:10 No.13835088 >>13835085 Sour grapes...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:14:16 No.13835089 >>13835071 >Arrooo~ I feel deceived. A dragon is fine too though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:14:22 No.13835090 >>13833772 THATS A DAMN MUSHROOM FOOL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:15:15 No.13835091 >>13833772 Damn, that's pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:15:48 No.13835093 >>13834518 Her torso looks kinda...long.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:16:20 No.13835096 >>13835071 >blue dragon Electroshock paizuri when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:16:28 No.13835097 >>13835088 Projection and lies...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:17:40 No.13835099 File: 256 KB, 931x813, 1427647022950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RUUULEEES OF NATUUUREEHHH!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:18:46 No.13835102 >>13835051 How much for pitying looks after I cum the instant her fingers wrap around my shaft?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:19:27 No.13835104 >>13835102 That'll be about tree-fiddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:20:06 No.13835106 >>13834999 I find it funny I'm the one who screencapped all but one or two of those...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:20:10 No.13835107 >>13835099 >that bare underside on the tail She will be defenseless against my nibbling!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:20:44 No.13835109 >>13835104 400 yen? So it's even cheaper than the micropenis shaming? Hot damn, that's a bargain!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:20:56 No.13835110 >>13835107 Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:20:59 No.13835111 I want to piss off a monster girl by acting incredibly bored during rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:22:23 No.13835115 >>13835109 It was then I realized, that the sexy spider dominatrix was actually a thirty-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:22:42 No.13835117 >>13835089 Then give me a hellhound with a collar or something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:22:48 No.13835118 File: 198 KB, 472x1125, MATANGO APOLOGISTS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835070

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:23:54 No.13835119 File: 68 KB, 1328x586, this killls the manticore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835111

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:25:07 No.13835122 File: 552 KB, 1000x2000, 1421138026843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835117 Not him, but does this count?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:25:07 No.13835123 File: 867 KB, 1500x1800, 1424649929080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835117 I choose... something else!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:26:17 No.13835126 >>13835123 NOPE, STILL AFRAID!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:26:25 No.13835127 >>13835118 >a pack of rabid dogs, feeding on misery Matangos are sweet, squishy, naive girls who just want to live out in the forest, make friends and live out their lives with a loving husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:28:08 No.13835132 File: 172 KB, 602x800, bible angel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835123 I remember posting pic-related, which somehow compelled .less to turn it into a cute girl. >still no Seraph/Ophanim girl stories

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:30:09 No.13835136 >>13835132 That's it. I'm moving to Innsmouth and chanting Dagon's praises from now on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:31:21 No.13835140 >>13835136 Your Mindflayer Waifu will be with you shortly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:31:24 No.13835141 >>13835132 >Seraph/Ophanim girl That's just a weird Abomination, anon. I'd just eat some tentaclepussy and get over with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:32:26 No.13835144 >>13835140 Iä, Iä, that's the stuff.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:32:48 No.13835146

>>13835136
Anon, that's a Christian depiction of angels. Straight from the Bible.
"In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord, high and exalted, seated on a throne; and the train of his robe filled the temple. Above him were seraphim, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying." -Isaiah 6:1-2

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:32:59 No.13835147

>>13835127
>Matangos are an infectious blight that want to spread endlessly like the virus they are

>When reproducing, they can't increase in number with spores alone. In order to give birth to a new matango, they need to cause a human women to inhale a spore. If this happens then the spore will grow inside them just as with men. The mushroom, having grabbed a part of the woman’s mind, will drastically increase her sexual desires, making them attack men and absorb their semen. This makes the mushroom grow rapidly, and it soon changes the woman into a matango. If a woman in a village breathes in the spores, that village will soon become a “Village of the matango.”

Peddles your lies somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:33:47 No.13835149 >>13835146 I know what it is, that's why I'm getting away from Christians and to some reasonable folk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:34:40 No.13835152 File: 173 KB, 800x600, 1434274074542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835144 Mindflayer vulva is love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:36:10 No.13835158 File: 104 KB, 700x520, 1434335379957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835152 That's an Inkling you mong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:37:24 No.13835161 >>13835147 So girls just have to stay out of the mushroom forest unless they want to make a new best friend for life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:38:03 No.13835163 I want a Kraken to handcuff me to the bed and rub her sticky body all over me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:38:40 No.13835164 File: 712 KB, 3200x800, 1437586037955.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835117 There's always the hellhound in the middle which should be a quickie. Other than that the only uncoloured Hellhounds on here are the Kitsune hybrid ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:40:50 No.13835167 >>13835158 I see they've already got to you...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:45:00 No.13835176 >>13835034 >>13835043 Quite unfortunate your friend White Mask fell out that window to her death Friendship Holst. Very unfortunate indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:45:07 No.13835177 Reminder http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2788237

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:45:18 No.13835178 >>13835161 >spores >carried by the wind >all she has to do is stay out of the forest Are you one of those people who get pleasure from lying?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:46:40 No.13835180 >>13835177 >mindflayer talk right now >the first image that got linked after their profile was guro I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:48:00 No.13835183 >>13835180 Oh worry not, it has nothing to do with Mindflayers. It's regarding mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:48:13 No.13835184 >>13835178 Yes. I mean, you could just build your civilisations upwind to the matango populations.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:48:15 No.13835185 >>13835180 It's safe. Unrelated to Mindflayers. Honestly looks like something you'd see in the Haunted Mansion, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:48:16 No.13835186 File: 538 KB, 750x728, 6d469ef7cfdaacc386942d61f524a721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835177 There's nothing wrong with the non-mythological Mermaids though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:49:42 No.13835191 I want to pit a matango against a dark slimegirl to see who can melt/assimilate a human girl volunteer first. I'm sure she'd get a kick out of the clashing pleasure fronts, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:51:41 No.13835196 >>13835177 I find the ones inside the water more attractives than the one with the boy. Thanks /mgg/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:52:06 No.13835198 File: 199 KB, 800x483, not_all_snakes_are_bad_by_bloodyriley-d7ymfcl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:52:59 No.13835200 >>13835198 Delete that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:53:01 No.13835201 >>13835191 Matangos and Dark Slimes can't assimilate other monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:53:08 No.13835202 >>13835198 >Asura's Wrath intensifies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:53:29 No.13835205 >>13835191 The dark slime would win. Easily. Like, it's not even a contest. >>13835198 Oh god. That is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:53:46 No.13835206 >>13835191 I want to merge mantis and arachne to create an ambush specialist. she's going to get so many headpats growing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:54:47 No.13835209 >>13835198 >mistakes into miracles.png

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:55:23 No.13835210

>>13835198
This is wrong is so very many ways.

Curse you dA slashers. Pairing up random characters from entirely unrelated series who likely already have significant others, and then drawing/writing absolutely shitty works regarding said oh-so-wrong pairing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:55:54 No.13835212 >>13835183 >>13835185 This does not expand dong.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:56:32 No.13835214

>>13835201
>>13835201
I might not have explained clearly enough. There's one dark slime, one matango, and one human girl. The matango casts her spores, while the dark slime begins to convert her from the feet up.
Then you wait, and see what the girl ends up turning into.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:56:39 No.13835216 >>13835198 I think you'd garner more reaction in the /a/ MM thread. That might interrupt their futa dick and kemono discussion though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:56:54 No.13835217 >>13835198 >that manface on Miia HAHAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 13:59:10 No.13835224 >>13835198 Man do I envy the blind right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:01:37 No.13835226 >>13835224 Blind gazer when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:02:09 No.13835227 >>13835226 Hopefully never because that shit's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:05:07 No.13835232 >>13835210 It's good sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:05:54 No.13835233 File: 441 KB, 2000x1296, clip (2015-07-26 at 11.43.10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835099 THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:06:55 No.13835236 >>13835233 MGR2 when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:07:44 No.13835238 File: 718 KB, 2048x2032, 1437923987773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835233 Mini Ushi in cardboard Excelsus armor when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:08:16 No.13835240 >>13835233 Give up free will forever, their voices won't be heard at all.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:08:38 No.13835241

>>13835214
>Dark Matango slime
>it has charm magic
>it can poof/teleport it's spores instantly
>it can sprout infection tentacles to inject into the target's bloodstream for instant monsterization/mushroomfication
>IT CONCIOUSLY SPREADS

you've killed us all!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:09:52 No.13835245 >>13835240 DISPLAY OBEDIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:10:01 No.13835246 File: 414 KB, 800x600, 7MsHAe1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835224 As a head without a body, I envy the dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:10:47 No.13835247 >>13835245 And blindly swear intelligence, Let your country control your mind!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:11:47 No.13835248 >>13835246 Kinda want a dullahan's head to say this. Right before she gets throat fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:12:31 No.13835252 >>13835246 As a body without a brain, potato.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:13:21 No.13835254 >>13835248 or Charon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:14:08 No.13835257 File: 393 KB, 1400x1035, clip (2015-07-26 at 11.47.36).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835247 (LET YOUR WAIFU CONTROL YOUR SOUL)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:16:02 No.13835262 File: 40 KB, 512x889, CK8GsHlVAAAhyde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:16:20 No.13835268 >>13835257 Live in ignorance, And purchase your happiness,

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:17:06 No.13835273 >>13835262 >that gap >that waist-to-hip ratio

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:17:51 No.13835275 >>13835268 WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST THINKING CEASES, THE TRUTH IS LOST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:18:44 No.13835278 >>13835275 Don't you worry You'll be told eactly what to do!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:19:37 No.13835281 >>13835257 How the hell do you lethalize an energy drink?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:19:54 No.13835284 >>13835278 I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE LIVES THEY NEED THE RIGHTEOUS WILL SUCCEED!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:20:14 No.13835288 >>13835281 Put-in polonium.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:20:51 No.13835290 >>13835284 The fires of greed will burn the weak. So we'll make freedom obsolete.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:22:42 No.13835297 File: 1.43 MB, 1300x1000, 1419839356029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Eeeexcuuuseeee meee! Anon sir! Can I come with you on your adventure? Uh-oh, that pip-squeak wants to leave town with you! What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:22:42 No.13835298 >>13835290 MAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY COLLECTIVE CONCIOUSSNESS CONTROLLED AS YOU WILL SEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:24:58 No.13835303 >>13835281 Well they can already wreck your kidneys. So drawing a cute girl and giving it a blade to kidney shot you doesn't seem too farfetched to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:25:27 No.13835305 >>13835297 I allow her to join my party. Secretly I was very lonely on my own.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:25:33 No.13835306 >>13835297 I don't take her with me, that simple.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:25:46 No.13835308 >>13835297 While I don't hate them, I wouldn't mind designating her as my pack mule.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:25:53 No.13835309 >>13835297 Sure OK. I don't really mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:26:09 No.13835312 >>13835297 Eh, could always use another party member. >>13835298 MIND CONTROL Let your country control your soul Let your country control your soul

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:27:02 No.13835314 >>13835297 Well, why not. It could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:27:18 No.13835316 >>13835306 So she'll just follow you and put on a paper-thin disguise when she comes to your rescue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:28:05 No.13835317 >>13835297 I need a healslut, not succubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:28:14 No.13835318 >>13835297 Tell her to get her armour enchanted, and not with sex spells. She won't last a day unless she puts some shield charms on those garments. Then I'll cuddle her in my sleep because I only had the one tent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:28:29 No.13835319 >>13835316 Then I'll bop her on the head and tell her to go home.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:28:39 No.13835320 >>13835312 LET YOUR COUNTYR CONTROL YOUR SOUL LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:28:39 No.13835321 >>13834144 Damn that sounds adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:29:17 No.13835327 >>13835297 Tell her to pick up her stuff, because we are going on an adventure!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:29:47 No.13835333 File: 346 KB, 1000x985, af864e545ef0f7991be79e974ec6990f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835297 I already have a team partner but as long you don't hit on me I don't think she would mind

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:29:49 No.13835334 >>13835297 >demon I don't think so Pagan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:29:51 No.13835335 >>13835327 But that'll make you late for dinner!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:30:20 No.13835339 >>13835320 And then it repeats A welcome distraction from Seed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:31:03 No.13835345 >>13835339 Oh you poor soul, you're still at it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:32:32 No.13835352 >>13835345 Episode 34 of the origional. Then I have destiny to 'look forward to' God damn Flay is awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:33:32 No.13835357 >>13835317 She says she's got healing saliva. Is that good enough? >>13835339 >>13835352 Fucking hell. Haven't you been watching that for over a month now? You might as well just give up on watching that timeline.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:34:35 No.13835360 >>13835357 I go in bursts, usually while cooking. At this point I mostly just want to see how bad it can get.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:36:06 No.13835368 >>13834352 >Kakuen >Cheshire >Merrow >Cyclops I'm pretty fucked. But I'll endure all the bullying to protect that monoeye's smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:37:18 No.13835375 So I'm curious were some of you guys bullied to hell in high school or something? So many of these things seem to revolve around getting bullied or raped or something. Why not a normal relationship between friends? Is it too boring?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:38:44 No.13835378 >>13835375 >Is it too boring? Damn straight it is, and I had good relations in Highschool.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:39:05 No.13835380 >>13835312 >>13835339 Now I shall blast this as I go on a quest for the food of the gods. Pepperoni and bacon best combo. Supreme close second.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:40:01 No.13835383 >>13835375 Yes, holst sensei used touched me down there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:40:21 No.13835385 >>13835375 I was beaten by my family and lived many nights starving, crying and hating life. I did get some bullying in school but mainly middle, high school was fine. I want to be bullied and loved by some dragon girl, or lamia girl, or wolf girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:40:51 No.13835389 >>13835375 I was bullied a little bit in grade school, but they didn't do much anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:41:06 No.13835390 >>13835375 I don't mind normal stuff, it's just, this is the rape thread. And no one bullies you after you slash someone's face open , even if by accident, or when you pick up the habit of hitting assholes with chairs. I love my country.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:41:43 No.13835393 >>13835390 >this is the rape thread You sure about that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:42:01 No.13835397 >>13835385 Nice blog.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:42:02 No.13835398 File: 1.41 MB, 818x1157, 1427447131605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835375 I like a little power-play. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:43:09 No.13835402 >>13835390 Come on now, we have cute shit too.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:43:19 No.13835404

>>13835375
Yes until beating the shit out of the guy and he ended up getting turned into a laughing stock over it.

It's not that though, it's just with most MGE girls being dominant by default the best way to fit them into a modern setting without them landing in jail is probably as a bully or at the very least pushy about what they want.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:43:29 No.13835406 >>13835375 I wasn't bullied, I was one of the bullies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:45:03 No.13835408 >>13835397 Hey, I was just answering the question

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:46:42 No.13835420 >>13835297 You must be this level to join my party.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:46:47 No.13835421

>>13835375
It was mostly middle school for me, and none of it was physical. In hindsight, I was an annoying little shit. But it was the bullying that made me go into my chuuni edgy emo phase. We all had it. The one where we listened to a bunch of nu metal and whined about how nobody liked us.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:46:52 No.13835422 >>13835375 I don't see the appeal of bullying. People in these threads think that teasing and bullying are the same anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:49:12 No.13835428 >>13835198 I bet the artist actually thinks Miia is sakura and he/she is doing a NaruSaku out of petty revenge

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:50:30 No.13835432 >>13835428 I'm no Naruto expert (most of my knowledge of it comes from one of the fighting games that my friends used to like), but wasn't there already a character with a snake motif?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 14:50:44 No.13835434 >>13835297 >Only if you survive my 100 Mach Bop to the nose

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:00:28 No.13835458 >>13835422 Guess that explains my dislike towards tsunderes in general. I have a tendency to take insults and belittling at face value...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:02:05 No.13835465 >>13835458 Tsunderes are not that bad when done right, which is almost never.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:09:02 No.13835489 >>13835238 I'm not sure if I like the picture or not. It's done really well, but the design is kind of strange.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:12:06 No.13835496 [SPOILER]

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>>13835238
That armor design reminds me of some of Keith Thompson's art. He does a lot of tech stuff (spaceships, weapons, mechs, etc.), and even a few monster girls. Most of his monster girls are filled with body horror and not exactly something you'd want to stick your dick in, though. Pic very much related.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:13:43 No.13835500 >>13835489 The mecha-ushi's human portion needs panel lines and bolts and the like, kinda similar to how Raiden looks with his "human" body in MGS4s ending. She also needs to be brown or green or something, and her seal needs to be more mechanical.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:17:46 No.13835508 >>13835500 My grief is she's basically wearing a mecha suit.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:25:59 No.13835535
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>>13834352
>buff Hinezumi

Every day at PE and at various breaks she'll come up to me, and challenge me to a fight. She claims it's to beat my ugly face in. Yet there's a certain glint in her eyes when sparring me. It's like she secretely hopes that i'll defeat her someday.

>Clever Leanan Sidhe

I can't go by a day to see some insulting drawing on the walls or at locks depicting me as a loser. But that's the least of my worries. It's been the third time this month that i've opened up my locker only to have a paint bomb explode in my face.

But that's not all. She's spiked my food and drinks more than once already. Having me fall asleep, after which she can "decorate" my face and body. I've noticed she mostly enjoys "decorating" down there, lewd bastard.

I suspects she gets her fancy drugs from their leader. That cheeky little bastard

>Dormouse

I didn't know Dormouses could have enemies, perhaps it's because I stepped on her tail once while she was sleeping. Or perhaps she's mistaking me for somoene else. No matter, she seems keen on ruining my day and making my life a living hell.

Though aside from the occasional remark she'll let her two friends do all the work. Atleast Dormouses don't go agains't their nature.

It's not all that bad, aslong as I stick around my good friend.

>Pharaoh

Why I don't understand, but she's always been around me since we were young. Perhaps that just it, she is simply used to me.

It's certainly helpfull, she has her own little fanclub that keeps their eyes on me. In a good way that is. They keep the majority of problems off my back. I've also noticed the mummies taking their time to remove the little works of art, preventing me and Pharaoh from seeing them.

They can't prevent everything though. Especially not the constant challenges from that Hinezumi, which they respect and keep their distance from.

All in all it's not that bad. I think i'll make it through. I just have to keep training and stay on my guard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:30:15 No.13835555 >>13835393 Damn fucking sure. >>13835402 True, but the highlight is still rape, whether regular or reverse. >cute You say it as if we're fapping to crying, beaten , bloody real world type rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:30:30 No.13835557 >>13835535 Damn nigga, that's a lot of detail.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:31:58 No.13835566 >>13835198 It's like a car crash, you just can't look away.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:35:44 No.13835582 I honestly thought that the Overlord anime you people were talking about was based off the games for a solid week. I'm not a smart man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:36:39 No.13835584 >>13835297 What kind of skills you got kiddo?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:39:21 No.13835591 I want to host a Monster Girl Elementary School meeting where I tell the student body of all the young impressionable monster girl minds about the dangers of niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:40:37 No.13835598 >>13835591 Getting real tired of your shit /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:41:30 No.13835601 >>13835398 No I wax just curious since there seems to be alot of imaginary bullying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:42:54 No.13835607 >>13835598 It's important knowledge they need to know. Do you want your daughteru to bring home a man who goes "ooga booga where da white monsters at?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:43:38 No.13835610 >>13835607 Just headcanon that niggers don't exist like I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:45:57 No.13835619 >>13835465 what's an example of them done right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:46:28 No.13835623 >>13835607 What women would you teach your son to avoid?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:46:40 No.13835624 >>13835582 Did you rike it though?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:48:02 No.13835629 >>13835623 Weak wimpy girls that want him to dom her. That's some sick perverted sick. I want him to be a nice househusband for a good powerful dragon-type girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:48:10 No.13835630 >>13835607 >implying monstergirls care about such things If they have a dick, they're viable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:48:26 No.13835631 >>13835624 Yeah it's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:48:49 No.13835632 >>13835623 The weak ones

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:49:11 No.13835633 >>13835629 >betas making betas I am happy you will never breed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:51:34 No.13835636 File: 141 KB, 394x600, nereid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come nobody ever talks about them?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:52:30 No.13835638 >>13835636 krakens are better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:52:55 No.13835640 >>13835633 Not true. Hiss wife will help him raise their children into fine strong women.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:53:02 No.13835641 >>13835636 They're bullies who sink people's ships and they're mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:54:23 No.13835647 >>13835641 Those are the krakens

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:54:46 No.13835648 >>13835633 It's not beta, it's supporting nice traditional gender roles. If I had a daughteru I'd expect her to be smart, talented, and tough. I'd sign her up for all the extra curricular activities and sports.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:56:13 No.13835657 >>13835647 at least krakens are hot

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:56:37 No.13835659

>>13835647
Nereids still are jerks. Krakens accidentally sink ships, Nereids are less violent sinking them but intentionally do it. You take your little row boat to see? Expect a Nereid to harass you, and right when you don't look poke a hole in your ship.

They're bullies and I don't like them!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:57:49 No.13835662 >>13835659 >Krakens accidentally sink ships Anon I also love krakens but don't tell lies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:58:06 No.13835663 File: 636 KB, 1460x1032, k043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835648 >>13835640 >pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:58:14 No.13835664 >>13835647 Does the Krakens profile even mention ship sinking? I think it'd be easier for them to stalk a guy while being stealthy underwater.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:59:01 No.13835669 >>13835636 Would have sex with underwater and get my air when she kisses me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 15:59:27 No.13835671 >>13835659 >krakens sink ships accidentally >accidentally I LOVE FUNPOSTING!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:00:16 No.13835672 >>13835664 Yes, read the profile.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:01:01 No.13835674 >>13835662 >>13835671 I know these are just Nereids trying to make me feel stupid. Krakens are the nice girls of the sea and Nereids are jerks!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:01:22 No.13835675 >>13835663 There is nothing wrong with obeying your wife and making sure your daughters are strong enough to get and protect a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:05:56 No.13835685 I want to breathe on a hellhound and watch her charcoal skin smolder ember orange where my breath touches her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:06:48 No.13835689 >>13835675 Stop posting anytime.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:07:01 No.13835690 >>13835675 I want to be a nice house husband who gives his waifu plenty of strong daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:09:37 No.13835695 File: 362 KB, 800x1000, 1422616967557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835675 >>13835689 Hold on you two. Some duded are into househusbandry, and some dudes clearly aren't. So why shitfling?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:11:19 No.13835701 >>13835695 >"Yay! I've got my first village's offering!" >"Come on offering! We're going to have LOTS and LOTS of SEX!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:13:13 No.13835705 >>13835701 She sounds surprisingly genki, 10/10 would get dominated by and breed daughterus with.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:13:56 No.13835707
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>>13834352
>Scylla of the Swimming Team
Cannot approach a large body of water without near-pissing myself in fear.
>Smart Mothman
Death's-head hawk moth for sure. Imagine everything that makes a moth good, then invert that. Viciously intelligent and shrewd, keeps her bullying tendency hidden from others (keeping the charade of a dumb moth), but never misses an opportunity to express her malevolence.
>Crow Tengu Boss
Call her 'nerdy' and you'l find yourself naked and buried waste deep with your head in the ground outside the local succubus den.
>Siren Childhood friend
Endearingly useless against my bullies, can sing though.

Welcome to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:14:02 No.13835708 >>13835705 Genkidom is the best. It's not like she's even trying, you just get swept in with the happy, energetic tide.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:15:02 No.13835711 >>13835707 >>Crow Tengu Boss >Call her 'nerdy' and you'l find yourself naked and buried She still has coke bottle glasses and double braids, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:15:57 No.13835714 >>13835711 You bet'cha.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:16:36 No.13835716 >>13835711 Along with being a little chubby. She has a fetish for seeing human boys suffer and cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:18:48 No.13835722 >>13835695 Because anyone who is not submissive to their wife is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:19:37 No.13835724 >>13835707 >Wake up in the infermary after a beating by the scylla after swim class >Siren is by your side, head resing on your chest humming a soothing melody that dulls the ache of your injuries It's not all bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:19:46 No.13835726 File: 712 KB, 868x1228, 1429429429286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835705 >"Yosh! Prepare yourself Human! Dragons are the best at mating!" >"We're going to have lots of children together!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:20:44 No.13835728 >>13835716 >Along with being a little chubby Literally perfect. http://exhentai.org/s/b699f557b7/724946-27

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:20:48 No.13835730 File: 1.32 MB, 1200x1200, 1436397718012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835695 Because fuck you that's why.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:20:58 No.13835731 >>13835726 >No big meaty claws Dissappointing. I want her to step on me and force her foot in my mouth!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:22:55 No.13835739 >>13835728 It won't be so perfect when her chub is wrapped around your head

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:23:14 No.13835741 >>13835722 This goes against everything I believe in, but I'm going to make you my alp, and keep you bound, blindfolded and gagged unless I'm using you. Fucking betas.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:23:15 No.13835742 >>13835728 Fucking crying panda image, I fall for it every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:23:41 No.13835744 >>13835705 >>13835708 >Genkidom Now I remember that hyperactive lamia rapist lamia from MGE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:24:22 No.13835745 So. Mindflayer lewd, because fuck it why not write something down for once? http://pastebin.com/Nri1Adhn Tell us what you think.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:24:28 No.13835746 >>13835741 Not if I make you my Alp first!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:24:54 No.13835747 >>13835741 You can't make Alp someone that is not gay

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:25:06 No.13835749

>>13835731
>Forcing her foot in
>Implying you won't have her leg held with both hands while you push through her stocking with your tongue, trying to lick between her toes as she giggles and laughs

>>13835728
How many abs does the dude on the right have?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:26:28 No.13835753 >>13835728 Too bad that one is a whore. Such a wasted design.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:27:48 No.13835756 >>13835746 You're a sub, you will alp before my girth. >>13835747 Shut up hole, you will speak when given permission to.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:29:33 No.13835761 >>13835756 You're the gayest guy here, being the dude who wants to rape other dudes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:30:53 No.13835764 >>13835761 It's not gay if you're pitching. That's the Afghan Code. Also applicable for prisoners and ancient Greeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:31:36 No.13835768 File: 2.63 MB, 1200x1703, Ultralewdc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835744 This?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:31:59 No.13835770 >>13835764 Still gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:32:02 No.13835773 >>13835761 I despise alps, but if that guy is gonna act like a bitch, I'll fuck him like one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:32:06 No.13835774 >>13835756 We'll see about that! I'm going to make you my Alp and then make you the haughtiest dom Alp ever!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:33:09 No.13835780 >>13835768 Yes, the one at the right

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:33:50 No.13835784 >>13835764 I don't think any code or Roman/Greek rules will protect you from being called a faggot, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:33:55 No.13835785 >>13835774 I'm already a dom, which is why your sub ass is gonna sit on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:35:01 No.13835791 >>13835785 >This delusion Enjoy being an Alp for fucking other dudes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:36:19 No.13835792 >>13835785 You want to have sexual relations with other men, so you'd Alp and likely become their cumpump.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:36:30 No.13835793 >>13835791 You angry about something?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:37:18 No.13835799 >>13835785 We'll see who alps first! I'm going to get you to Alp so hard that you won't know what happened, leaving you perfectly open for a hug!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:37:31 No.13835800 >>13835792 I don't, I'm just tired of your bitch face.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:37:58 No.13835802 >>13835793 About Alps

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:38:34 No.13835805 >>13835799 You even type like a faggot, it won't be long till you're complimenting my cock stink.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:38:37 No.13835806 >>13835800 You can't even see me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:38:38 No.13835807 >>13835791 Just asking, do you alp if you just put your dick inside a man, but you don't like dicks per se?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:40:03 No.13835814 >>13835805 If you want to do cocklust ERP go to /a/ or something for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:40:13 No.13835815 >>13835802 So am I. >>13835806 >you can't see me You know John Cena's gay? You're not helping yourself here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:42:07 No.13835825 >>13835814 I am 100% serious and not RP'ing. Being a sub is one thing, being a bitch like this >>13835675 >>13835722 is unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:42:08 No.13835826 >>13835807 If you like it you go Alp

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:43:08 No.13835829 >>13835825 >is unacceptable For you. Go being a tough guy somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:43:59 No.13835832 >>13835745 Needs more feeling. Who is she? Where is she going? Why does she want the anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:44:01 No.13835833 >>13835825 I want to make you the cutest and lovliest alp ever!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:44:08 No.13835835 >>13835826 But to alp you need to love dicks! And what if you put your dick inside a man but you are blindfolded and you think you are fucking a girl, do you alp anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:44:12 No.13835836 >>13835829 Because I'm a tough guy, I'm staying, and alping any little bitch I see. The fuck you going to do about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:44:14 No.13835837 >>13835825 >Wanting to make someone else happy makes yo a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:44:56 No.13835843 >>13835745 It's really nice to see a Mindflayer played straight. I look forward to more of your stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:45:40 No.13835848 >>13835836 >The fuck you going to do about it Laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:46:01 No.13835849 >>13835833 You can't. >>13835837 >le making happy defense You're not fooling anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:47:04 No.13835853 >>13835848 As I remodel your shithole? You must be quite the M.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:47:37 No.13835859
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>>13835825
>"F-Fucking betabitches, how dare you think about monstergirls differently than I do!"
>"I-It's not like I want to have sexual relation with you or anything though!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:48:13 No.13835862 >>13835853 No, laugh because now we're both alps

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:48:47 No.13835865 >>13835859 Yeah, that's totally what I said.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:49:28 No.13835868 I want a Cheshire to sit on my face as she doubleteams me with a Manticore!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:49:28 No.13835869 >>13835862 I want a 2 in one package of a sub alp and dom alp

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:50:05 No.13835874 >>13835865 It's what you meant.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:50:49 No.13835880 >>13835865 You feel so threatened by the likes of >>13835675, and >>13835722 it might as well be honeybuns.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:52:01 No.13835884 >>13835868 I want to fall asleep as a monster girl attempts to rape me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:52:21 No.13835885 >>13835862 No, only you. >>13835874 Afraid not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:53:27 No.13835890 >>13835880 >directing pet names at men Another alp for the dick to slay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:53:54 No.13835892 >>13835884 Get a weresheep gf?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:54:50 No.13835900 >>13835892 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:55:45 No.13835902 >>13835900 But they can rape you and can get you sleepy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:57:01 No.13835909 >>13835902 But I don't like sheep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:57:11 No.13835910 >>13835832 >>13835843 Thanks for the feedback.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:57:30 No.13835911 File: 2.44 MB, 2000x2500, lessbluedragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still working but got tired of sitting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 16:58:46 No.13835920 >>13835911 >that shading Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:02:08 No.13835932 >>13834352 >Buff roper FUCK >smart siren Goddamn birds >Leader beezlebub How the fuck did this girl get popular? >Friendly neighboorhood mantis Ill be perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:03:38 No.13835939 >>13835911 >That shading Beautiful. Simply beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:04:13 No.13835944 >>13835932 >How the fuck did this girl get popular? It used to be a girls' school and the only way the girls could get that sweet creampie feeling was taking her eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:07:09 No.13835950 >>13835932 >anyone who looks at you funny finds their clothes suddenly tearing open >anyone stupid enough to touch you has just enough time to watch their body parts thus and flop on the floor Mantises just keep getting better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:08:21 No.13835953 >>13835944 Beezlebubs don't do that though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:09:37 No.13835959 File: 892 KB, 981x814, Sakuya, Kirin of the Aroura.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835297 >>13835297 >4.5x leader multiplier for damage spikes >decent stats >orb-changing skill She's no Sakuya, but she's damn useful to have. Sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:09:39 No.13835960 >>13835950 They've always been the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:10:34 No.13835962 Anyone else here want to fuck a Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:10:36 No.13835964 >>13835950 *thud and flop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:12:04 No.13835969 >>13835960 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:12:58 No.13835972 >>13835962 Nah, we just mostly talk about the ones we don't want to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:12:59 No.13835973 >>13835962 No, I want to fuck a Paladin girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:13:34 No.13835975 >>13835959 She's very cute, if a bit overdesigned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:14:05 No.13835977 >>13835962 No, that's gross

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:14:14 No.13835978 >>13835969 ALWAYS ANON

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:16:00 No.13835982 I think the biggest problem I have is that my bed is too damn small to actually be able to fit both me and any of the monstergirls I like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:16:43 No.13835986 >>13835962 If monstergirls became real it would be a good 5 to ten years before I approached one.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:17:16 No.13835988

>>13834352
>Buff Lamia
O-Oh my.
>Prankster Gazer
This is going to be heaven or hell.
>Nightmare leader
At first I was like Pffffft.
But then I realized not even my dreams were safe.
>Mimic childhood friend
Well, she can help me escape into any locker, backpack, or other enclosed space.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:17:37 No.13835990 >>13835982 At least you have a bed. I sleep on an actual piece of foam they use to top beds, and the floor before that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:19:17 No.13835995 >>13835990 >>13835982 >world's smallest violin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:19:58 No.13835998 >>13835962 I'd drench a hellhound in so much semen, you'd think she was a white wolfgirl with hellfire eyes.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:20:14 No.13836002

>>13835990
Aw. Here's hoping you get that fixed sometime.
I mean, assuming you want a bed and you don't like your current sleeping situation.
Although if your weresheep waifu had an arachne friend, or vice versa, they could probably make you a nice big cushiony beanbag bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:20:38 No.13836004 File: 126 KB, 512x336, Hera-beorc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835975 'Overdesigned' is pretty much the entire M.O. of PaD's art dapartment. This is one of there roughly 12 different designs for the same character.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:21:52 No.13836009 >>13835982 Just use your waifu as the bed. Alternatively Cait Siths are always an option.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:22:01 No.13836011 >>13836004 Am I kawaii oniichan? Uguu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:22:59 No.13836014 >>13835998 >old cum + wet dog smell DISGUSTING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:23:19 No.13836015 >>13836011 The version of Hera dressed as a schoolgirl is actually kind of cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:23:34 No.13836016 >>13835990 >>13835982 >These niggas don't know about my papasan. http://i.imgur.com/M7XIZ2T.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:24:13 No.13836022 >>13835995 Hey, man, that sounds pretty good. How did you get something so small correctly tuned? >>13836002 Nah, I'm fine with it. Was just comparing situations. >>13836016 Yo, that looks real comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:25:52 No.13836027 File: 219 KB, 500x625, a0GH6eJ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Ehhh? Nani? You actually -like- Monster Girls? What are you, a furfag Anon? You wanna yiff or something?"

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:26:07 No.13836029

>>13836014
You only get wet dog smell if they're dirty, too. It depends on the breed, but certain dogs don't smell that much, relative to other dogs.

And besides, you seem to be implying that she won't lap up every ounce of semen that she can, before lifting me up into the bath, following into the water, and having hot, steamy sauna sex as the water evapourates into steam upon touching her skin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:27:00 No.13836035 >>13836022 >How did you get something so small correctly tuned? Ants trained by Fairies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:28:00 No.13836036 >>13836029 >cum hotbox NEIN! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:31:13 No.13836043 >>13836027 I'm gonna punch her in the throat and fuck her ass with a spiked dildo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:31:44 No.13836044 >>13836009 Well, I do have an Arachne waifu. She could always weave me a hammock.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:33:53 No.13836052

>>13836036
Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. I'll let her drain me to my limit, making Hell itself envious of the heat and lust permeating our shared bodies.
We'll run the taps all night, making it look like there's a whole bathhouse worth's of steam exiting from our window.
I'll soak her in cum and let the steam and water clean her, over and over until, after hours and hours all throughout the night, even she's panting and exhausted.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:34:58 No.13836056

>>13836004
Let's see. Boots' sand fishnet stockings, pale, segmented, armored tail ending in a stinger. Apparently she controls plants or something. Butterfly wings framed by dragon/plant wing stems. Forest princess horns or close enough. Pointed ears and thorn halo, how balsphempus. Multi colored hair and red swirly beam of death in her hand.

Analylis...

...

Conclusion, DA tier character design

Just fuck my shit up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:36:30 No.13836058 >>13836027 >monstergirl telling you this I don't know what to feel. >>13836052 You're gross anon, really really gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:37:22 No.13836060 >>13836027 No snout, so put out.

>>	Maritan Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:43:17 No.13836074 File: 175 KB, 1200x1788, 054984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello everyone~! Have some head pats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:44:16 No.13836075 >>13835557 I find writing the details the most fun part. Fleshes out the choises aside from posting 4 different rolls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:44:34 No.13836076 Does anybody have any good Arachne smut fics? >inb4 Love Thy Neighbor, I've already read it and it's great, but I'm looking for new stuff

>>	Maritan Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:44:55 No.13836077 File: 1.31 MB, 1200x1788, 09458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836074 And this too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:44:58 No.13836078 >>13836074 Mono-tan's pretty cute looking. >>13836075 I wish I had your prowess and motivation, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:46:17 No.13836081 >>13836077 >>13836074 Adorable

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:46:52 No.13836083

>>13836058
I know I am. But that's not the end of it. Because as we both wake up, morning sunlight streaming into the bathroom, I'll shower the both of us off, scrubbing all over her body with soap and shampoo. I'll massage and lather her, straddling her lap while she lies back against the rim of the tub. Not a single nook or cranny will be left unwashed as I run my hands over her sensual, powerful body.
And when she's all washed, I'll towel her off myself, hugging from behind with the soft cotton sheet to ruffle up her hair, her fur, and her tail, all until she looks like a fluffy, oversized hellhup.
Then I'll cook her a big breakfast. Bacon, eggs, even steak if she really wants. We'll huddle up at the foot of the sofa, watching saturday morning tv and casually stroking each other's bodies with our hands. I might even try to interlock my fingers with the digits of her mighty paw, while I use my other hand to feed her toast soldiers, getting her all blushy and pouty when she glances down at me.

Isn't that just the grossest?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:47:02 No.13836084 >>13836077 Why are you back? Didn't you leave us?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:47:21 No.13836086 >>13836078 No you don't anon. I have that motivation for things I find fun. But I can't muster it up for things that are important. It's a terrible thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:48:02 No.13836088 >>13836083 And she didn't rape you not even once after all of this? I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:48:16 No.13836089 >>13836083 >>13836083 Want me to introduce you to my friend Corn chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:48:31 No.13836090 >>13836084 Marr was here last thread what are you talking about?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:50:10 No.13836094

>>13836076
http://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U (has an ArachneWight)
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms (has an Arachne Onee-san, and lots of exposition)
The two above are both from Penywise, that may be about it though, unless there's some obscure Arachne smut I've forgotten about.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:51:07 No.13836097 >>13836090 Yeah, after been gone forever.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:51:39 No.13836099

>>13836088
Well, who's to say she wouldn't just pick me up and throw me onto the couch when she's finished breakfast, pressing me into the cushiosn with her body?

>>13836089
I was spouting corn and cheese before you were born. It defines me. My entire body is just veins of corn pumping liquid cheese to my muscles and organs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:51:55 No.13836102 >>13836094 Anon who was requesting here. I know of a couple other Arachne fics, but they're chapters in a rather long series of monstergirl fics that mostly involve succubi, so I'm not going to post them by themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:51:57 No.13836103 >>13836077 This actually looks pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:52:08 No.13836105 >>13836097 This isn't new. She always does that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:52:56 No.13836108 >>13836099 >My entire body is just veins of corn pumping liquid cheese to my muscles and organs. That's disgusting, and I say that as an American.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:53:19 No.13836109 File: 694 KB, 1200x1752, 006koppe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say genkidom?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:53:52 No.13836111 >>13835962 No way. Are you a heterosexual or something, dude?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:54:19 No.13836112 >>13836109 Hate to be that guy, but source please?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:54:44 No.13836115 >>13836108 It's the only thing that lets me sustain my corny, cheesy writing habits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:54:52 No.13836116 >>13836109 >this artist BACK FOUL DEMON!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:54:57 No.13836117 >>13836109 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:55:58 No.13836121 >>13836111 /v/, stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:56:24 No.13836122 >>13836112 http://exhentai.org/g/823605/b19cf5c2a3/ >>13836116 What's wrong with Koppe? I've only ever read the above link.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:57:01 No.13836124

>>13836083
>We'll huddle up at the foot of the sofa, watching saturday morning tv and casually stroking each other's bodies with our hands. I might even try to interlock my fingers with the digits of her mighty paw, while I use my other hand to feed her toast soldiers, getting her all blushy and pouty when she glances down at me.
Yes. Fucking yes.

>>13836094
There was also that childhood friend Arachne thing, which I think ended in sex. If that wasn't the one he already read. I don't actually know the name, since I just read it as he posted it and didn't open it the link.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:57:27 No.13836126 >>13836109 >Sporty >Dark(ish) skin and hair >Skintight sportswear >Highest degree of handholding A boner hot and powerful enough to cleave through steel like butter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:58:10 No.13836130 >>13836109 Is this real femdom or the fake one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:59:11 No.13836132 >>13836130 I hope it's the fake kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 17:59:50 No.13836135 >>13836132 Dom pls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:01:30 No.13836140 >>13836121 W-what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:01:47 No.13836144 >>13836135 What? You get plenty of fuel for your fetish, why can't I enjoy mine once in a while?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:01:55 No.13836145 >>13836130 I think it barely falls under either, since it mostly ends with cutesy, lovey-dovey confessions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:03:21 No.13836148 >>13836074 >>13836077 This is not a smug Lilim. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:03:29 No.13836149 >>13836145 Well then I don't understand why they use the femdom tag. Fucking tired of that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:03:48 No.13836150 >>13836124 >There was also that childhood friend Arachne thing Alright, found it: http://pastebin.com/zBNWy0PH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:06:00 No.13836154 >>13836150 Yeah, that. It was a nice read too. Not a huge fan of most spider types, but it was good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:07:14 No.13836156 >>13836130 But anon, don't you like it when it starts femdom and suddenly the male is able to turn the tables out of nowhere and reveal the female that was previously domming him into the eager submissive slut she really was this whole time?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:07:21 No.13836159 >>13836149 They should use the assertive girl one instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:08:14 No.13836161 >>13836156 No?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:10:07 No.13836163 >>13836156 >>13836161 That's not really my thing either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:11:10 No.13836166 >>13836156 Anon you're in the wrong place if you want submissive women.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:11:52 No.13836171 File: 17 KB, 326x271, 08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836156 I love it. All females tremble before the dick. YOU ONLY EXIST FOR OUR COCKS TO SKEWER YOU!

>>	Maritan Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:12:14 No.13836172 File: 113 KB, 827x1224, 5093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836105 Yup. I show up when I have time or stuff to show. >>13836148 Nope, only cute, adorable kitsunes. Maybe this too, since others haven't seen it yet I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:12:20 No.13836173 >>13836166 Not really, there are sub girls too. He can have them all for all what I care.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:12:31 No.13836174 >>13836156 Kinda feels like a cop-out anytime I see it. I'd prefer if they kept it one or the other. The size difference in the last page kinda made me envious though. But being able to reach the top shelf of anything is good too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:13:00 No.13836179 >>13836173 All two of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:13:24 No.13836180 >>13836173 Yeah there's enough monster girls for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:14:19 No.13836183 >>13836156 Would you like it when it happens the other way around?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:15:19 No.13836189 >>13836183 I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:15:27 No.13836191 File: 193 KB, 1529x1601, No.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836166 The bait has gone stale.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:17:14 No.13836199 File: 239 KB, 850x1202, Lovelykiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love the Kiki, pet the Kiki, taste the Kiki!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:17:43 No.13836202 File: 317 KB, 620x877, 1419309881048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The cat ass it fat! What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:17:54 No.13836203 >>13836191 >Hinemizu Pardon my autism, but damn, man. It's Hinezumi.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:17:57 No.13836204 >>13836191 So, how do you keep from getting charmed by an Alice? There has to be some way.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:17:59 No.13836205

>>13836189
Well I wouldn't. If it is maledom let it stay maledom and if it is femdom let it stay femdom.

>>13836191
The funny thing about that list is that it was made by femdoms because the doms were complaining that there weren't any sub girls on MGE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:18:04 No.13836206 >>13836199 Out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:18:33 No.13836209 >>13836199 Yeah, sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:20:20 No.13836218 >>13836166 The MGE isn't MGQ. KC tries to appeal to everyone except NTR fetishists.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:20:30 No.13836219 >>13836202 Slap it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:21:21 No.13836222 >>13836202 Tell her to sit on my face

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:21:31 No.13836223

>>13836205
>The funny thing about that list is that it was made by femdoms because the doms were complaining that there weren't any sub girls on MGE

You want to stop lying already. I made that list, to shut up the assholes claiming MGE was femdom centric.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:22:05 No.13836225 >>13836202 is fat* Damn you, proofreading ability.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:22:38 No.13836227 >>13836202 Make my own litter of kaka kittens to roll around with.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:24:20 No.13836232 >>13836223 >I made that list >Implying you did Anon please, I was there when the list was composed for first time. You may did the one on the pic, but that's not the first.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:27:32 No.13836244 >>13836227 Kakakittens sound adorable. Wish I could take one home with me for daugtheruing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:27:48 No.13836246 File: 515 KB, 1121x1600, bbcs_10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836223 >>13836232 You fags argue over the same old shit all the time. Now discuss butts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:28:36 No.13836248 >>13836232 The list has been made twice, the first time, monsters that had to be fought and beaten had an asterisk next to them, to show they weren't subs outright, both time it has been me who has made the list. Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:29:05 No.13836249 >>13836246 From that angle, it looks like it's got roundness and softness, but not as much definition as you might expect.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:29:14 No.13836250 >>13836246 Butts make the world go round. Would all that tail wagging make dog butts firmer?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:29:29 No.13836251 Anybody have any good Manticore smut recommendations? I've already read Reverse Gloryhole and Fluff and Loving in Las Vegas and haven't been able to find anything else, so any more is always appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:30:03 No.13836253 >>13836191 Need to add wendigo to that sometime.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:30:26 No.13836256 >>13836077 >>13836074 Damn Mari, these two are cute, thanks for the content.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:31:17 No.13836260 >>13836199 >strawberry milk lactating kiki Don't wake me up, I want to die here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:31:34 No.13836262 >>13836223 Oh fuck off, I made that list. I made it because I was deadset on proving to you jerks that maledom and femdom is all the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:32:32 No.13836265 >>13836251 http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70229129/Manticore%20Fapfic http://pastebin.com/2ZcugYmc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:32:33 No.13836266 File: 165 KB, 554x446, 1436528375095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13835136 >>13835141 >Tentacles are the only thing that makes an Abomination

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:33:21 No.13836270 >>13836262 See >>13836248

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:33:22 No.13836271 >>13836266 Awoo~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:33:31 No.13836272 >>13836077 On a scale of 1-10, how happy was Mono when he saw this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:33:49 No.13836274 >>13836249 In-game, Nu's butt is kinda the same way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:35:06 No.13836276 >>13836250 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:36:15 No.13836281 >>13836204 Willpower.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:37:02 No.13836285 >>13836246 God I want to spank a lewd Cheshire or Kitsune. Ones with asses that quiver like Jello.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:38:52 No.13836294 >>13836246 Goddamn I love this comic series. S'why I've bought the Mu/Nu, Alpha, and Celica/Bullet/Harem books. Contemplating whether someday I should go and buy the two Noel books, the Nu book, and the Harem book.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:40:46 No.13836301 >>13836294 Mu/Nu best girls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:40:48 No.13836302 File: 496 KB, 1200x1729, 1438009910606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836294 I should really get around to reading/fapping to pic-related. Nu's proportions in this doujin are scrumptious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:40:52 No.13836305 >>13836251 Just a greentext, but I like it. http://pastebin.com/dPpxue6f

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:42:32 No.13836313 >>13836301 Mu-12 mai /v/ waifu. >>13836302 It is my favorite personally, though I may be biased. Though the /ss/ action in the Alpha-01 book is delicious. Tanabe draws such wonderfully soft girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:44:32 No.13836322 >>13836199 She needs a yes pillow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 18:48:44 No.13836339 >>13836302 Yeah, read that today, was funny

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:07:40 No.13836385 >>13836265 The third one had me laughing at how unlike Manticores it is

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:07:57 No.13836386 I want to have an onee-chan who puts me in bad situations!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:09:49 No.13836388 >>13836191 Almost 90% of those girls are shit. Good to know maledom fags will fuck garbage just because it's submissive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:10:44 No.13836391 >>13836388 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:11:20 No.13836394 >>13836388 Were you tired of the peace and quiet, hon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:11:49 No.13836398 >>13836388 Now anon that's very rude. I mean I know you want to be punished by your mistress but that's no reason to take it out on here. Before you accuse me of liking maledom I'll have you know I enjoy femdom very much.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:12:08 No.13836401 File: 35 KB, 625x626, 1418682160926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836388

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:14:35 No.13836407 I fucking hate femdomfags, they're the absolute fucking worst. Why don't they just admit they want to be alps and be done with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:15:18 No.13836411 >>13836388 Bait

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:15:53 No.13836414 File: 80 KB, 429x436, 1421192413609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836388 >implying being submissive makes you garbage What does that say about your side.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:15:55 No.13836415 >>13836388 >>13836407 HE'S GOING ALL OUT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:16:09 No.13836416 >>13836388 >>13836407 Your shit isn't even stale anymore, it's just rotten. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:16:18 No.13836417 >>13836407 Bait

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:16:58 No.13836419 File: 99 KB, 402x335, 1395601876190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836388 >14+ great girls on that list >shit STOP RIGHT THERE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:17:02 No.13836420 >>13836407 You know what I like anon? Wurms, who else likes Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:17:38 No.13836422 >>13836420 Wurms are nice, but I'd rather have a Ryu waifu myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:18:18 No.13836424 >>13836420 Wurms are trash! I want to tell a Wurm she is trash!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:18:32 No.13836425 >>13836420 They're alright, as far as rape trains go. Ryu are better, in regards to dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:19:07 No.13836427 >>13836419 More like two, all the others are complete garbage pandering to the worst fetish other than scat and watersports.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:19:35 No.13836428 File: 701 KB, 756x1000, 1437524419011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:19:44 No.13836430 Well, he did get a lot of replies with just one post.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:19:59 No.13836431 >>13836427 My god...not...shublurgutututututup.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:20:03 No.13836432 File: 303 KB, 381x596, Wurm_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836420 I do. Now the real question is, which kind of Wurm do you prefer? This? http://i.imgur.com/7ck2i4G.jpg Or this? http://i.imgur.com/I0o97sQ.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:20:37 No.13836433 >>13836428 Cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:20:55 No.13836435 >>13836419 Is this an edit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:20:59 No.13836436 >>13836432 Both at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:21:08 No.13836437 >>13836428 Nazrin's pretty tiny in that image.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:21:32 No.13836438 >>13836322 >Your Waifu will never buy the yes/no pillows one day. >You'll never to find her laid out on the bed with two "nos" and a "yes" >the pillows are for her holes >One day she has all of them on yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:21:45 No.13836441 >>13836430 Perhaps that was his goal. He didn't want us to argue. He just wanted us to reply. And we gave him what he wanted. We failed!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:21:52 No.13836442 >>13836428 I want to dress up a little mouse girl like a doll. >>13836432 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:21:57 No.13836444 >>13836432 I'd rather the second one tbh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:22:57 No.13836446 >>13836438 Wow, anon, three dicks? That takes talent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:23:32 No.13836449 >>13836438 [High Impact Sexual Violence]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:24:05 No.13836450 >>13836432 First one. She a qt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:24:33 No.13836454 >>13836446 This guy has three dicks! I'm jealous!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:24:40 No.13836455 >>13836432 The one that rapes me and cuddle with me after

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:25:45 No.13836458 >>13836446 Does that mean he has six testicles?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:25:48 No.13836460 >>13836428 nyanon pls, she'll catch a cold

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:26:04 No.13836461 >>13836454 With MANMURMUMMRA anything is possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:26:09 No.13836463 >>13834352 >Buff Medusa >Intellectual Shirohebi >Leader Succubus >Childhood Friend Grizzly Highly Doubt Grizzly would go Mama Bear on their asses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:27:50 No.13836464 >>13836458 She's gonna look like a balloon when he's done

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:28:29 No.13836466 >>13836463 Gee, Anon! How come your roll lets you get two lamias?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:28:47 No.13836467 I want to massage an Alp's chesticles and tell her how much I love her as I make out sloppily with her stutterer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:29:20 No.13836469 >>13836466 He's a cheating fuck, that's why.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:29:27 No.13836470 >>13836460 I'm not Mausfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:29:35 No.13836471 >>13836466 Gee, Anon! How come you get Dubs? Like anything else, it's sheer luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:30:21 No.13836474 >>13834352 >Buff Hellhound >Smart Chimera >Leader Succubutt I am officially scareoused. Luckily I'm sure my childhood friend will be a nice safe Monster girl who will >Childhood friend Manticore ...mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:30:35 No.13836475 >>13836469 Either way, I wish I were so lucky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:30:49 No.13836477 >>13836463 >Childhood Friend Grizzly You lucky fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:30:50 No.13836476 >>13836460 >>13836470 Yeah, I'm wasting time playing games instead of writing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:30:51 No.13836478 >>13836470 not yet, you're not

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:30:52 No.13836479 >>13836467 QUE?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:31:15 No.13836481 >>13836474 >The only one who gets to bully anon's penis is me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:31:17 No.13836482 >>13836467 Anon, be careful. The leader of the Alp Attack Squad is more manly than you could ever imagine, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:33:02 No.13836488 >>13834352 >Buff Amazon >Smart Gnome >Leader Angel. >Childhood friend Grizzly I have given up all hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:33:27 No.13836489 >>13836479 >QUE? >Not QUÉ? Step it up, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:33:30 No.13836490 >>13836481 My life in school will officially be hell. I just pray that a really hot teacher/class rep takes pity on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:34:19 No.13836493 >>13836488 Childhood friend Mantis I mean, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:35:28 No.13836497 >>13836490 >You're rescued from your friend and the bully squad by the ogre gym teacher.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:35:30 No.13836498 >>13836479 I don't speak Mexican. >>13836482 I don't care! Nothing will come between me and molesting an unsuspecting Alp and making her putty in my hands!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:36:18 No.13836502 File: 737 KB, 1013x1200, 1431033533008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the heaviest object a Gandharva could lift?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:36:23 No.13836503 >>13836489 Inclinate ante to sensei pendejo. Mi tablero es medio jodon poniendo acentos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:36:53 No.13836504 >>13836497 Why are all the girls in this school sadistic and buff? Where are the Holsts?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:37:07 No.13836507 >>13836497 >as the leader of the bully squad is about to rip your pants off you hear the voice of your teacher "some" >the door flies open and sends the bully squad flying across the yard "BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:37:25 No.13836509 >>13836497 That's even worse!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:37:40 No.13836512 >>13836502 A bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:38:00 No.13836516 >>13836502 I'd say about 200lbs max in flight? Why? >>13836504 All holsts go to farming school.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:38:04 No.13836517 >>13836502 A tuba

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:38:38 No.13836519 >>13836502 You. Good luck if she snatches you with her talons and carries you off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:38:43 No.13836520 >>13836516 >Why? No reason in particular.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:38:49 No.13836521 >>13836516 >All holsts go to farming school. Shit...I just want tender loving on my dick is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:38:54 No.13836522 >>13836502 Coconut

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:39:01 No.13836524 >>13836502 Two guitars

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:39:06 No.13836525 >>13836507 Monster girl Shrek fic when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:39:23 No.13836527 >>13836516 >All holsts go to farming school. But what if she wants to be a doctor or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:40:01 No.13836528 >>13836525 Oh, god no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:40:01 No.13836529 >>13834352 >Buff Succubus >Smart Dark Priest >Leader Cheshire Cat >Childhood friend Mindflayer Thanks but no thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:40:27 No.13836530 >>13834352 >buff slime >smart lizardman >leader arachne >childhood friend chochin-obake well, this is quite the deadly combo, hopefully my friend can use her light to lead me away from them and blind them if need be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:40:52 No.13836532 >>13836525 >fic Be honest, how long have you lurked here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:41:09 No.13836534 >>13836527 Do you think a holst would get the grades for that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:41:18 No.13836536 >>13836516 Sounds fun. Good thing I can enjoy the heat and humidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:42:40 No.13836538 >>13836534 That's speciesist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:42:48 No.13836539 >>13836532 A few months. Since March, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:43:04 No.13836540 >>13836534 Maybe. So long as she were milked regularly. Don't you try and tell her she can't be a doctor, you fuck.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:43:24 No.13836541
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>>13834352
>buff chimaera
well just fuck me over then

>smart kitsune-tsuki
I can see it I'm not happy about but I can see it

>leader dark priest
just because I don't want to follow the demon lords teachings doesn't give her the right to bully me

>childhood friend sylph
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:44:06 No.13836546 >>13836538 Monster girls can get eat shit. They're only good for a quick fuck and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:44:15 No.13836547 >>13836539 Ah. Are you a board native, or a resident from another board?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:45:33 No.13836554 >>13836546 I'll show you. I'm going to have a loving long term relationship with a Manticore!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:45:37 No.13836555 >>13836546 The salt flows through you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:47:40 No.13836562 >>13836478 If I haven't written anything of merit in like the past two months you can go sod off thinking that i'm going to ever be Mausfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:48:23 No.13836566 >>13836547 I don't know if I'd say native, but I visit with some frequency. I also visit the senran kagura general a lot, and the monster girl quest general on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:48:38 No.13836567 Does Zelda count as a Monster girl since she's an Elf?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:49:02 No.13836569 New girl when? Is it cusith? Is it a loli? A milf?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:49:43 No.13836571 >>13836567 I've seen Zelda pictures posted before without people losing their shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:50:50 No.13836572 File: 550 KB, 1280x1706, 25bf2dec0dceaee1aab7de6b2f4d54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836567 Hylians are literally just humans with pointy ears, they even age at the same rate we do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:52:26 No.13836576 I heard that Monster Girls with rare treasures have their trophy rooms taken care of by Top Men.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:52:31 No.13836577 >>13836572 I'd still impregnate Zelda's knife-ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:52:43 No.13836578 File: 115 KB, 800x600, 942dcb97015722c99ed71c67a3b6707b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836567 I don't know does bayonetta count

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:53:36 No.13836583 >>13836572 >those eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:53:36 No.13836584 >>13836578 Well yeah if you're fine with cosplay tier trash.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:54:01 No.13836587

>>13834352
Well let's see how bad this goes.

>Buff Jinko Judo Captain
FUCK
>Smart Troll
Considering above, I can live with this
>Leader Sahuagin
Oh great, it's probably the aquatic washboard from middle school.
>Childhood Friend Merrow
At least I have lovefish to console me...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:55:02 No.13836590 >>13836584 >not liking cosplay-tier AND thomas/xelvy-tier stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:56:35 No.13836598 File: 1.18 MB, 1200x1204, NOT THE BEES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836590 Toumasu's bees are still great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:57:07 No.13836601 >>13836590 >eating shit No thanks, cosplay tier girls are shit and should be made fun of just like submissive monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:57:39 No.13836603 What should you do if you wake up one morning to an Alp sitting on your chest drinking a glass of chocolate milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:58:21 No.13836606 >>13836601 Why do you persist?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:58:22 No.13836607 >>13836603 Blow it's head off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:58:42 No.13836608 >>13836603 I gently reprimand her for her shit taste in beverages, and then kindly ask her to get off of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:58:56 No.13836609 >>13836603 Tell my wife to put some clothes on and let me breath.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:59:19 No.13836611 >>13836603 Where did they get the chocolate milk from? I sure as fuck don't have any here. Can't drink it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:59:41 No.13836614 >>13836578 We count witches, she's a witch, and she can at least grow wings and shit, so yeah, sure. Why not. Still want that pic of Bayonetta (2nd Version) as an Apophis. Or an Apophis dressed and styled like Bayonetta 2. Whichever.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:59:55 No.13836615 >>13836603 >wake up one morning to an Alp sitting on your chest I miss Sandwomen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 19:59:57 No.13836616 >>13836603 Throw it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:01:08 No.13836622 >>13836603 Beat the shit out of him and kick him out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:01:44 No.13836625 File: 279 KB, 765x1024, 98a6a49f255448bc646c627866350f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836598 I want him to do stuff involving his dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:03:02 No.13836634 >>13836603 Test my grandpa's trusty bat on it. Then go look for my waifu since monstergirls are real now.

>>	Maritan Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:03:24 No.13836638 >>13836272 Very happy from what I could tell. Maybe a 9.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:07:07 No.13836646

>>13836603
>Is that my chocolate milk?
>"Y-yeah, I found it in your fr-"
>That chocolate milk is for post workouts only.
>"O-oh? W-well I guess you'll just need to give me a work out th-"
>No, this affront will not go unpunished. You want to drink milk? You'll get all the milk you can Handle!
>Skip three hours later where a groaning, bloated alp can only watch in horror as I bring back another gallon of Hathor milk

No one drinks my chocolate milk without permission

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:07:59 No.13836649

>>13836625

It'd be nice to see a story of a Ryu that kind of looks like that but it'd be a little too monster for alot of the Anons here.

Just like people get triggered with

>Monsterboys

Even though Male Centaurs and Elves existing would be a boon for humans since that means they didn't have to dick them all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:09:45 No.13836654 File: 330 KB, 765x1024, 29abcb9ca48fa7bffacc9866a8515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836649 Why are you bringing MBs up out of nowhere, Bollocks?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:09:52 No.13836655

>>13834352
>Youko
I'll manage somehow.
>Cheshire
Fuck, I'm not safe anywhere
>Nightmare
EVEN IN SLEEP I STILL SUFFER
>Chochin-Obake
I-..... okay? At least I have a Friend Seems like she'd be fun to be around at least.

Still. I'm not safe anywhere, even in my own bed. Shit's gonna suck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:10:28 No.13836660 >>13836649 >it's not like I want monsterboys, b-baka, but they would be a boon to us You call this a ruse?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:10:59 No.13836662 >>13836654 Frightening yet fluffy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:12:06 No.13836663 >>13836649 There was an attempt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:12:14 No.13836664 >>13836660 Just Castratto singing the same terrible old song.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:12:35 No.13836667 >>13836660 With all the bitching people do about horsepussy you'd think they're wanting male centaurs like in EMG so they don't have to commit to a winking horse clit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:12:50 No.13836668 >>13836649 Try harder

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:13:22 No.13836671 >>13836625 >tauric dragons May Zankuro cut you into a million pieces.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:14:35 No.13836676 >>13836667 >all the bitching people do about horsepussy When was the last time we've ever had horsepussy shitflinging? Because that shit's commonplace in /a/'s MM generals.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:14:40 No.13836678 >>13836667 See >>13836668

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:16:06 No.13836682 Mindflayer+Kikimora=

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:16:11 No.13836683 File: 325 KB, 765x1024, 3583d0564a9f51c2e771788c67d7ee2e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836671 Don't blame me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:16:14 No.13836684 >>13836667 >forgetting frontgina exists

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:16:46 No.13836686 >>13836682 No.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:16:50 No.13836687 >>13836502 A Monster Girl Rock Band is needed. That on lead, a mino on bass, a scylla on drums, and a hellhound on vocals.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:18:22 No.13836694
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>>13836654

Was brought up as an example of things that trigger people due to alot of anons being overly sensitive about escapist fetishes when KC has already attempts to rustle jimmies with Wendigos, Mindflayers, and Cait Siths.

I'd be surprised if people didn't immediately want to cull whoever wrote a tauric Ryu because "THAT'S NOT HOW ANATOMY WORKS"

It's cute you think i'm somebody i'm not though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:18:24 No.13836695 File: 195 KB, 1000x1000, 1435899701067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836687 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:18:33 No.13836696 Dark slime + Holstaur = Chocolate milk slime?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:19:39 No.13836700 >>13836694 >I'm intentionally trying to stir the pot Yeah we know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:20:11 No.13836704 >>13836694 It still doesn't change the fact you brought that up out of nowhere for no particular reason. Were you just tired of the peace and quiet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:20:42 No.13836710 >>13836694 Are you going to stop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:21:01 No.13836712 >>13836694 Come on, man, you've been trying for the better part of the evening. Just sit back and relax.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:21:25 No.13836714 File: 17 KB, 179x162, 1391774745430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836695 >that frown She looks like she's got a bad case of Mad Cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:21:26 No.13836715 >>13836696 I thought dark slimes were grape flavored.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:21:41 No.13836718 >>13836694 You can stop now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:22:22 No.13836721 fuck it let's go crazy Angel+Succubus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:22:30 No.13836723 >>13836714 Are you German by chance? Because that was awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:22:43 No.13836726 >>13836721 Congrats you got a Dark Angel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:22:55 No.13836727 I want to feed a manticore holst milk to make her nicer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:22:56 No.13836728 >>13836721 Isn't that just a dark angel?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:24:29 No.13836732 >>13836723 Are you disappointed in me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:24:33 No.13836734 File: 122 KB, 948x600, Lycan Vampire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Niggas don't got shot on my special snowflake that combines the dommiest and cuddliest features of the Vampire and Werewolf into one.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:24:57 No.13836736

>>13836712

I've actually been watching The International for a better part of the evening.

I wasn't even paying attention when you kids were arguing about femdom vs maledom because we can't have nice things and different strokes for different folks.

Like what you'll like. Faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:25:25 No.13836738 >>13836694 You are sad little man aren't you? If /mtg/ wasn't there for you to try to troll you'd have offed yourself already huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:25:36 No.13836739 >>13836732 We all are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:25:47 No.13836740 >>13836726 >>13836728 Dark Angels a best. >>13836734 That freaky thing from Underworld?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:25:58 No.13836741 >>13835768 Bobcut a best. Bob___ a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:26:26 No.13836744 >>13836721 Take a look a the angel profile, fool.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:26:58 No.13836746 >>13836734 I dunno, I like my hinezumi + dormouse combo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:27:22 No.13836748 File: 358 KB, 1100x2000, 1408821457275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836741 >Bobcuts >Best >Not ponytails Yeah, I've got a fuckin' problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:27:22 No.13836749 >>13836740 That thing in Underworld was more of a Strigoi, tbqh. If you wanted to go full donut steel you'd hexagram fuse an Angel, Roper, Gazer, Medusa, and Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:27:46 No.13836753 >>13836727 >Titty monster, dere dere manticore >has a little, excess softness on her hips and tummy for teasing and a posterior that won't quit. She'd get manticubs, all of them. Chubby wubby manticub Super soft and loves to hug

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:28:05 No.13836755 >>13836646 No anon! She won't be able to handle all that milk inside her! She'll be the bloatedest alp this side of the country!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:29:49 No.13836764 >>13836738 The grand irony is that i'm not even the culprit half the time you bogeymanning little sods.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:30:01 No.13836767 Chief God+Demon Lord

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:30:50 No.13836770 >>13836741 >>13836748 >Best >Not braids

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:30:59 No.13836771 >>13836767 man

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:31:09 No.13836773 >>13836755 No, this is her punishment. She'll have it and another after that! She must learn to not touch my milk! I'd like to see her try anything after that!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:31:13 No.13836774 >>13836767 You get the most neutral Goddess in existence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:31:33 No.13836777 Mantis + Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:31:41 No.13836778 >>13836764 >half the time >always here whenever someone's starting shit Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:32:44 No.13836783 >>13836753 Yeah that sounds nice, a cuddly manticore. But would her tailpussy change too?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:32:53 No.13836784 I want to give a Kiki a lot of headpats

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:33:18 No.13836787 >>13836777 The ultimate stalker/assassin. Would be trained by. You could throw in glacies for maximum kuu but glacies a shit.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:33:52 No.13836789

>>13836778

If I legitimately cared about this wretched hive of scum and villainy more than half the time when i'm not at work i'd be proactively trying to tear it down with constant shitstorms like femdom v. maledom.

Which by the way I ignored because arguing over what position you want to be in in the bedroom with your waifu is fucking retarded and you're worse than that cockmonger Lord Ass Pain if you think everybody's against you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:34:49 No.13836793 >>13836787 Maybe a Cupid?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:35:48 No.13836800 Please do not play with monstergirl genetics we do not want to doom us all

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:36:33 No.13836804 >>13836783 The insides are velvety soft and the tail can be used like thin daiki now, slightly squishing beneath the hugger.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:36:40 No.13836805

>>13836777
>>13836793

Mantis+Cupid+Kunoichi.

The most agile, kuudere matchmaking machine to ever be shat out by Eros with a vision that can help her shoot unwary targets from over a thousand meters away with just a bow and arrow and enough speed to seem like a chartreuse blur.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:36:47 No.13836806 >>13836773 But Alps naturally like milk! What would happen if you saw her trying to sneak just one glass in late at night?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:37:03 No.13836809 >>13836800 I want doom I want doom for everyone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:37:36 No.13836818 >>13836800 Wurm/Arachne Ushis have regen but this has armor

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:38:00 No.13836819

>>13836789
You call us boogeymanning, but the reason you get called out as you is because you post in a very specific way. That's how we always know it's you. This game you always try to play about "Well, it was me but you have no way of knowing. It could have been the b-boogeyman." is pathetic.

Now go back to drinking shitty cider and complaining about Seven-Eleven.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:38:31 No.13836823 I want to have milk and cookies with holst

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:38:37 No.13836824 >>13836806 Depends, is she going after my chocolate milk without lifting? Because that's another gallon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:39:36 No.13836831 >>13836805 Would headpat and lovingly tease.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:39:58 No.13836833
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>>13836818
>>13836800

Lilim+Mindflayer+Dragon

>>13836819

The fact that you people care about one faggot this much to obsess over their typing mannerisms is sadder than you getting in a tiff over sub and dom.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:40:09 No.13836835 >>13836819 >complaining about Seven-Eleven Whats wrong with 7-11? I live down the road from one and it's not bad. I mean, sure, it used to be a Wilson Farms, but that can't have made too much of a difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:40:33 No.13836838 >>13836824 Nyes, and she had two glasses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:41:44 No.13836847 I want to brush vampire teeth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:42:25 No.13836848 >>13836800 I'm going to fuse an Ushi-oni, a Cheshire and a Girtablilu and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:43:22 No.13836852 >>13836809 I'm going into the dark matter/matango/lilim pit and I'm not coming out until they, my daughterus and grandaughterus are pregnant. Fuck you all, I'M ending this world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:43:44 No.13836853 >>13836838 Then I sigh, sit her on the chair and make her down two gallons. She's either going to stop drinking my chocolate milk without lifting, by her own, or stop being able to even get my chocolate milk.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:43:51 No.13836855

>>13836835
He's an auditor for them. All he does is bitch about that job and drink and complain about the threads.

>>13836833
More like the fact that he does nothing but the same shit a hundred times over until a blind man could recognize him is sadder than fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:43:55 No.13836857 >>13836823 Just press an oreo against her nipple.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:44:24 No.13836861 >>13836805 >The most Expert of Assassins >Trained in 7 different assassination techniques >Never misses her target >Nothing personnel But seriously, don't do that. She'll kill anybody she wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:44:27 No.13836863 >>13836833 That picture becomes infinitely less creepy when you imagine the noise it would be making.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:44:56 No.13836865 >>13836823 >doing regular things with monstergirls I want to garden with a mantis and troll.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:45:44 No.13836868

How would you feel about a Kobold like Polt, but who talked like a Kobold from FFXIV?

For reference, those Kobolds have a tendency to do 2 odd things in common speech. First, refer to themselves in the third person. Second, often pause in the middle of a statement to emphasize their point by saying several synonyms for a previously said word.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:45:49 No.13836870 >>13836857 too poor for oreos, I only have dunksters and just pushing it on the nipple won't get the soak needed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:46:09 No.13836873 >>13836865 >Farming with Kunoichi Sounds wonderful.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:46:12 No.13836874

>>13836848
>>13836852

We must create the ultimate MG An MG with the reproductive speed of a Slime Queen/Kingdom, the corruption capacity of a Dark Matter, the regenerative properties and aggressiveness of an Ushi-Oni, and the sheer magic power of a Lilim

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:46:19 No.13836876 >>13836774 >I have no strong feelings one way or the other about humanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:47:45 No.13836881 >>13836876 What sort of thing makes a man go neutral?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:49:48 No.13836892 >>13836874 If you want reproductive capacity at max you need largemouse/devil bugs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:51:24 No.13836902 >>13836767 The Demon Lord's lewdness with the Chief God's virtue. Eros?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:52:02 No.13836906

>>13836881
Seeing a baby duck being brutally eaten by a Great Barracuda, but knowing that said baby duck was the reincarnation of Hitler, but also knowing that there was a chance Duckler could've been reborn without his memories and that he could've grown up to be a friendly duck, but also being aware that Jews run the media and they also have their hands in the government and Hitler was probably right regardless.

That kind of knowledge makes you realize that sides are pointless.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:53:11 No.13836911 >>13836873 >Kunoichi >farming I don't follow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:55:32 No.13836924 >>13836873 >Werewolf/Hellhound car rides, windows down, barking at everything >Maximum overwag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:57:04 No.13836930 >>13836911 Back in the day, ninjas were mainly comprised of peasants and farmers who got a bunch of their tools and used them as stealth weapons and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:58:16 No.13836936 File: 316 KB, 800x1000, Besthellhoundart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836687 Yes, It will be perfect. Though i'd gladly visit any bar with just a lovely singing Hellhound and a piano to support her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 20:58:48 No.13836939 >>13836911 Swords to ploughshares

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:01:11 No.13836945 >>13836936 I want to tell a Hellhound she's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:03:10 No.13836955 >>13836857 Oreos are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:03:21 No.13836957 File: 268 KB, 328x480, charging.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836784 So do I anon. I'll headpat and cuddle with her to help recharge her faster. And when she's fully charged, i'll just keep going all day long. Kiki's are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:03:50 No.13836960 >>13836939 You mean kamas and kusarigamas/fundos

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:04:20 No.13836962 I want to get bullied by a Kiki

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:04:24 No.13836963 >>13836936 The fuck is up with her arms?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:04:52 No.13836967 >>13836955 FIGHT ME MOTHEFUCKER!!!!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:05:05 No.13836968

>>13836784
>>13836957
Kikis are shit, what good are they? I want to tell the Kiki who keeps trying to move into my house and be my maid that no soliciting is allowed and to take a hike. I want to live my neet life in peace and don't like maid outfits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:05:54 No.13836971 >>13836968 >don't like maid outfits you can't be serious

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:07:21 No.13836974 >>13836971 Crystal serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:07:24 No.13836975 >>13836968 they are cute and make good slight yandere

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:08:27 No.13836980 >>13836962 why would she do that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:08:42 No.13836981 >>13836967 They don't even taste good with milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:09:30 No.13836984 >>13836892 Slimes reproduce in theory via cell division.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:11:00 No.13836987 >>13836957 What would happen if you change her past the limit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:11:31 No.13836988 >>13836855 >Not just ignoring him like any sane person >Implying he's even remotely relevant to begin with

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:11:42 No.13836989 >>13836987 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:12:41 No.13836991 >>13836971 I don't like them either

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:12:56 No.13836992 >>13836989 Go and stay go /tv/.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:12:57 No.13836993 File: 733 KB, 1053x1509, purelovemellow128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836930 >You will never a super cute farmer girl who is actually a ninja succubus by night Eh...despair ain't so bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:13:32 No.13836994 >>13836993 I need the ass shot for reasons, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:13:37 No.13836995 Which Monster Girl would you tell isn't living her life correctly

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:13:49 No.13836996

>>13836984
Nah, it would be budding. Cellular division implies each slime is only a single cell. Their differentiation in features, plus them being all gel instead of a water sack wrapped in gel and the existence of Slime Queens all point away from that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:14:17 No.13836998 >>13836993 Wut? She's not a succubus. She's definitely a butt, but don't lie. And thanks, I'd been trying to find this gain.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:14:27 No.13837000 >>13836992 You're a big hot head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:14:30 No.13837001 >>13836987 Hyper Kiki

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:14:46 No.13837002 >>13836994 http://g.e-hentai.org/s/77b29c518c/471542-127

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:16:27 No.13837008 >>13837002 >Those thick, child bearing hips >That puffy vulva >Those breasts We must impregnate and turn into a Troll

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:18:04 No.13837011

>>13836995
Alps, manticores, ushis, mindflayers, amazons, matangos, hellhounds, parasite slime, imps and arch imps, and whichever one of the fluffy tail cunts it is that makes demon realms, inaris or youkos, I don't remember.

And baphos. Punch baphos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:19:05 No.13837015 >>13837000 I bet you don't know how to talk to people.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:20:06 No.13837016 >>13837011 Oh right, krakens, ship sinking fatherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:21:56 No.13837018 I want to hug and comfort a crying mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:22:32 No.13837019 >>13837015 Of course I do. I mean, I'm in charge here. I get to bring friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:22:46 No.13837020 >>13837018 why does the mindflayer cry anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:23:08 No.13837021 >13837011 >13837016 >manticores >hellhounds >ushis >amazons >inaris >youkos Nothing wrong with these

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:23:39 No.13837024 >>13837018 I want to pay the local hoodlooms to beat you up for being a tentacle apologist. Not in my neighborhood motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:23:45 No.13837025 >>13837018 >there's a monstergirl avoiding you and crying right now >she thinks you'd hate her for being a monster

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:24:08 No.13837027 >>13837021 Welp, meant for >>13837011 >>13837016

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:24:55 No.13837029 File: 237 KB, 1700x1500, 1438046695462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oomukades are essentially Curse Goddesses to the "Light" Goddesses that Ryus represent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:25:59 No.13837033 >>13837020 No one likes her and are scared of her >>13837024 Can't I just bribe them not to fuck my shit >>13837025 I think someone already wrote a story about that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:27:38 No.13837035 >>13837033 As they should be. Mindflayers can rewrite and alter people's memories. Who wouldn't be afraid of a monster like her?

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:27:56 No.13837037

>Newest Z-Ton Comic
>Tentacle Monsters Invade
>Murder, rampage and also, rape
>Girls that get impregnated by them give birth to more tentacle monsters
>Scientists somehow figure out how to cause women to symbiotically bond with their tentacle children, turning them into living battle suits to fight against the invaders
Geez what the fuck am I reading Z-Ton?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:28:53 No.13837038 >>13837037 What does this have to do with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:29:11 No.13837039 >>13837033 No, they know I pay well, I've employed them in other occasions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:29:42 No.13837041 >>13837037 Z-Ton is a mixed bag of fun for every one. On one hand he can give touching stories like Schizanthus and on the other we have Horsepussy Incest NTR futa threesome

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:30:01 No.13837043 >>13837037 The same tentacle armor bullshit that ruined Samurai Horse Pussy 4

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:31:11 No.13837045

>>13837038
Well...the symbiotic armor girls are...kinda...monster-y? It's Z-Ton man, where else am I going to talk about it?

There's also the story from the month before. Z-Ton's take on the same "Cow Girls as Live stock" shtick that ShindoL did a while ago. Less depressing...but four nipples.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:32:15 No.13837052 File: 108 KB, 500x500, foruu_by_farleysweet-d92ntmb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836992 How would you feel if your daughteru died doing the job she loved?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:32:27 No.13837054 >>13837035 because what if she doesn't want to and no one gives her a chance >>13837039 that is racist speciesist

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:33:14 No.13837056 >>13837045 But that's wrong you moron, they're normal women wearing monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:33:41 No.13837059 >>13837054 How will you know? How will anyone know? That's the thing with Mindflayers, they can erase memories too. You never know what they've already done to your mind, so it's better to stay away from them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:34:02 No.13837060 >>13837043 >>13837045 >TFW Z-Ton is essentially a writefag from here with pretty good mangaka skills

>>	Dindu Nuffin Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:34:04 No.13837061 >>13837052 what if your waifu very sneakily snuck into your room and glued your butthole shut while you were asleep?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:34:32 No.13837063 File: 711 KB, 1212x1470, Peatrice, the very best in Sky Elf pootang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836572 There's only one good Elf anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:34:41 No.13837064 >>13837061 Well that would be extremely sticky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:34:49 No.13837065 >>13837056 I realize that we don't talk about them much, but isn't it basically the same concept as a Roper?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:35:03 No.13837066 >>13837061 What if you stopped acting stupid?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:35:55 No.13837067 >>13837029 So what you're saying is they're like the Devils to Angels? And the Apophises to Pharaohs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:36:03 No.13837069 >>13837063 Peatricefag?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:36:34 No.13837070 >>13837065 No that's a parasite possessing a woman's body. What you're talking about is just a normal woman wearing the skin of a monster, by your logic if I plastered myself in bear cubs that would make me a bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:36:44 No.13837071 >>13837054 You don't wait for a lion to bite you before you shoot it full of holes, mindflayers are the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:36:48 No.13837072 >>13837059 well why not give them a chance, just put something in your ear and if they every try something you will know not to trust her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:38:25 No.13837078 >>13837071 well a Lion is mindless a Mindflayer isn't

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:40:14 No.13837082 >>13837072 Alright, maybe I'll put earplugs on while I hang out with her once. But if she even thinks about trying anything suspicious I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:41:49 No.13837085 >>13837082 >Not knowing she breaks into your head through the sinus Come on now anon. Why would she put them in your ears? You'd go deaf!

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:42:01 No.13837086

>>13837067

Essentially, yes. Whereas Ryu get off on pure faith, Oomukade take the flak for their pre-Demon Lord hatred of the dragons and make up for it by absorbing or eating human curses.

Thereby alienating themselves until a suitable husband stumbles across them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:43:56 No.13837088 >>13837086 So martyrdom by curse-eating? Huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:46:20 No.13837094 >>13837078 You say that like it matters. Mindflayers are evil, and you must never suffer evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:47:40 No.13837100 >>13837094 Nothing sentient is 100% evil

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:47:43 No.13837101 >>13837085 Is this supposed to convince me not to give her a chance? Because if she pushes it like this I won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:48:01 No.13837104 >>13837086 That comes from mythology, yes? >curse eating So they're like sadako?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:49:30 No.13837109 >>13837094 You sound like a paladin onee-san.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:49:54 No.13837110

>>13837088

Something like that yeah, was just having some grey-matter flatulence.

>>13837104

Oomukades hating the dragons comes from mythology, since the man who slew the Oomukade was basically sent by the Ryuu.

The curse eating is stuff like her eating the negative life force surrounding stuff like the ground being too poor for a harvest, the aching of bodies in the heat, continual bad luck, sterility/barren women, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:52:17 No.13837115 >>13837100 They're evil enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:52:44 No.13837117 Alright for any other writefags here, what do you guys do when you hit that block, or just don't have the drive. I promised an update and just can't for the life of me figure out what I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:54:19 No.13837120 >>13837117 Do something else, clear your mind, if you can't, you can't. Watch tv/read books, talk to people, see if something clicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:55:26 No.13837121 >>13837117 Shitpost in /mgg/ until the drive finally comes back or you wind up in the nice little crevasse of obscurity and being remembered for shit you hate that you wrote.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:56:03 No.13837123 >>13837117 Watch TV, play vidya, stat up a Bumble knight for that weeks DnD session

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:57:15 No.13837126 >>13837115 I'm sure nice and good mindflayers exist and the ones that aren't become that way because they aren't given chances

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:58:43 No.13837131 >>13837121 I don't hate it. That's what pisses me off more, I enjoy writing. >>13837123 I did get a bit lost in Bloodborne, but this story can't go eldritch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:59:03 No.13837133 >>13837037 This sounds like an amusing read, got a link?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:59:24 No.13837134 >>13837126 Or they become jaded and bitter because the world saw them as monsters and they never got their chance. Like Shrek.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:59:38 No.13837135 >>13837117 Try not to think about it more than I really need to. The more I think about writing stuff when I'm feeling down or blocked the less likely I am to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 21:59:44 No.13837136 >>13837126 Now you sound like Sweden.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:01:00 No.13837141 >>13837135 Thank you. That sounds pretty good. Whomever you are kind anon, I hope your mg waifu finds you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:01:50 No.13837142 >>13837134 Exactly >>13837136 YES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:02:29 No.13837143 Would Mindflayers be friends with Canadian Geese, poor girls who never were trusted by society?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:03:53 No.13837147 >>13837143 I want to help misunderstood monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:04:28 No.13837148 >>13837141 I hope she does too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:10:24 No.13837165 >>13837143 >Canadian Geese >Never trusted by society I feel like this is completely wrong. At least, why else would they be protected under Canada law?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:10:40 No.13837166 >>13837131 Every story can go eldritch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:10:58 No.13837168 >>13837133 Here you go. http://exhentai.org/s/c756e26b35/830692-227 Still only in Japanese, but it's easy enough to get the gist of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:11:16 No.13837170 >>13837165 Are you You are not defending Canadian Geese. In my airspace

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:12:43 No.13837175 File: 67 KB, 450x600, 1394423155755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837143 >who never were trusted by society And with good reason.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:13:52 No.13837180

>>13837170
I'm not questioning whether or not Canadian Geese are assholes.
They ARE assholes.
I'm saying they seem to be trusted enough to be given national protection.
r is it just because they're endangered? If that's the case, good for them. Fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:13:57 No.13837181 >>13837168 Thanks man!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:14:04 No.13837183 >>13837175 I wish we had someone to draw that with a geesegirl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:16:53 No.13837194 >>13837183 But change "attack" with "rape".

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:20:14 No.13837208 >>13837183 >>13837194 This needs to be done

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:23:34 No.13837216

>>13837180
There's tons of them. It's just usually illegal to kill your national or state bird. Like you can't kill eagles in the US even though they're not endangered anymore. And common as fuck stuff like mockingbirds, scissortails, bluebirds and such are protected the same way.

Americans cull Canadian geese by the tens of thousands when they fly south for the winter. They're not nearly as arrogant once they cross the border because they know they're on the menu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:25:28 No.13837221 >>13837216 Yeah, Goose hunting is actually one of the most popular hunting varieties up north in places like Wisconsin and Minnesota.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:27:05 No.13837228

>>13837180
Let me tell you something about Canadian history
The Canadian geese wasn't always an asshole. It was a majestic creature of the Canadian wildlife. It was like the Swan, before the swan decided to be an asshole. But that will be mentioned later
Unfortunately, the Canadian geese was hunted down. Why? It didn't even do anything! It just minded it's own business. On your lawn
So, the great maple leaf in the sky noticed the blight in which the Canadian Geese was in and said "Let these calm and collected creatures of wildlife be protected by my essence. AND ANYONE THAT DARE LAYS A FINGER ON THEM WILL BE HANGED."

So, the Canadian geese was protected, and strived.

But the Canadian Geese niticed that they weren't being hunted. Before they could barely show their faces in the forest without being shot right in the head. But now, the hunters seemed to evade them. Avoid them. Run away, even
And so the SmugCanadianGeeseFace.jpg was made
They harassed everyone and anyone they could. They attacked unsuspecting people. They shat on your lawn. YOUR lawn! They even attacked children!
The Canadian geese didn't care. And you know why, because YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
They could come into your house, eat YOUR food, raid YOUR fridge, shit in YOUR toilet. AND NOT EVEN FLUSH. And you can't do JACK. OR JILL

They could rape your wife, THEY COULD RAPE YOU, and you can't do anything. And you know why? Because they're protected! They're FUCKING protected!
And they know too! They damn well know! Because when they go to Burganistan they keep low and keep quiet. But once they come back, and they make a lot of noise to announce their presence, you can't do ANYTHING!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:31:38 No.13837239 >>13837228 >Nationalistic Swede Rants About Muslims.txt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:32:58 No.13837243 >>13837228 I want to rub Geese feathers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:33:04 No.13837244 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, 1423850713790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837228 Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:33:57 No.13837247 >>13837194 And give her yandere eyes!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:36:43 No.13837256 >>13836603 Steal her hat and/or invite her back for coffee?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:38:40 No.13837260 >>13837228 Till they meet someone who simply does not give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:47:24 No.13837288 I want to hug every misunderstood monstergirl and tell them it will get better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:51:06 No.13837297 >>13837288 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:54:09 No.13837309 >>13837297 I want you to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:55:17 No.13837312 >>13837297 Why did you post that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:58:11 No.13837320 >>13837312 It won't get better. >>13837309 And I want you to get fatal familial insomnia, guess we're even.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 22:59:37 No.13837322 >>13837297 I wonder what kind of monstergirls would like rap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:00:42 No.13837324 >>13837320 But anon it can always get better only place to go from the bottom is up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:00:56 No.13837325 File: 475 KB, 777x1087, e0ca7605af07b4bea830e7a19bb0ab8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never go out with a Water Oni and drink water >Aka Vodka.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:00:57 No.13837326 >>13837322 All the delicious brown ones, sirens, mantis, succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:02:05 No.13837331 >>13837324 It can always get worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:02:07 No.13837332 >>13837326 >mantis Don't you drag them down into that garbage.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:02:25 No.13837333 >>13837325 Speaking of, I want this boat boat. http://whl4u.jp/wh22/exhibit/gallery/#97

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:03:17 No.13837336 >>13837332 >implying she wouldn't be bobbing her head and flicking her blades to the beat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:03:27 No.13837339 >>13837333 Seaport Hime is best Kancolle.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:04:29 No.13837342 File: 374 KB, 647x1000, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837322 Go ninja, Go ninja, Go!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:04:42 No.13837344 >>13837331 When you are at the bottom then it really can't and having someone believe in them will help their confidence

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:04:50 No.13837346 File: 231 KB, 600x850, 43409612_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837333 Damn, that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:05:49 No.13837347 >>13837336 Dammit stop trying to make it sound cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:07:32 No.13837349 >>13837342 who is the Head Ninja in Charge?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:08:09 No.13837351 File: 438 KB, 900x772, limitbreak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836957 >>13836987 >>13836989 >>13837001 I believe the MGC Maid Central may need to issue a public announcement on the risks of overcharging kikis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:08:32 No.13837353 >>13837332 mantis is already trash so not much is changed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:09:11 No.13837355 >>13837353 I'll slap you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:09:48 No.13837357 >>13837347 >she then starts dancing, flicking her antennae in time and rhythmically buffeting her wings, the light that catches through them making some crazy color combinations Never trust someone who doesn't dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:10:11 No.13837361 >>13837351 How is that a bad thing? I would overcharge every kiki Isee.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:10:29 No.13837362 >>13837351 Oh fuck better get her tired and lower her energy, gonna have to replace that outfit and probably mine after she rips it off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:11:42 No.13837366 >>13837357 Great, now I want to headpat the rap loving Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:13:34 No.13837371 >>13837351 Oh god, what have we done

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:13:56 No.13837373 Ok crazy idea Colt 45 (Crazy Rap) but monstergirl'd

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:18:02 No.13837380 I need help on a sweater color - puu dot sh/jfxIS/1feec54de8.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:18:27 No.13837382 >>13837351 >>13837351 >those eyes Ryozanpaku Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:19:50 No.13837385 >>13837380 dark red or Purple and Green

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:21:12 No.13837391 >>13837380 White

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:21:29 No.13837392 >>13837366 Can't fight what you love nigga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iinMQDYc_8

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:23:05 No.13837398 >>13837392 >Never be ashamed of your music taste I like jazz. How many Zipanguese/lamia girls would love jazz?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:25:48 No.13837401 flustered monstergirls are cute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:28:50 No.13837404 >>13837380 A fiery red.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:30:56 No.13837410 >>13837398 I don't know about jazz, but they'd love the fuck out of Salsa, gets the blood going. Better do your cardio faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:34:16 No.13837418 >>13837351 So what would happen if I just kept petting her head after that? Or would she just ride me senseless right then and there?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:35:21 No.13837419 >>13837410 How can lamias love Salsa if they have no feet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:36:36 No.13837424 File: 249 KB, 761x677, 13513513427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837333 Best abyssal

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:36:44 No.13837426 >>13837401 My brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:37:41 No.13837431 >>13837419 Why do black people love anime? It's just the way things are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:39:33 No.13837434 >>13837426 if they state stuttering it is even better and having a full face blush

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:46:21 No.13837445 File: 1.97 MB, 285x205, 1437973192370.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837398 >Do snakes love a music genre that started in a swamp?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:48:35 No.13837449 >>13837445 I stand corrected.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:51:21 No.13837450 I want to rape a slime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:54:00 No.13837455 File: 173 KB, 1150x980, ecb46a033121f2f3233838bb1a6c8017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always remember that your waifu loves you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:55:10 No.13837457 >>13837455 You mean the thing that isn't real?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:55:38 No.13837459 >>13837455 those look a little big for her body

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:56:05 No.13837461 >>13837037 Oh yeah, that one was pretty neat. Not so much hot, but an interesting read.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:57:02 No.13837465 >>13837450 I think it'd be easier to rape a lilim.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:58:45 No.13837472 >>13837465 try both, nothing can go wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 27, 2015 23:58:49 No.13837473 >>13837455 I would carry that oppai loli everywhere, princess style.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:00:12 No.13837479 >>13837472 >Lilim with slime armor Hmm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:00:47 No.13837482 File: 79 KB, 515x620, 1430436152640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make way for the Moth Princess! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:03:48 No.13837489 >>13837482 She's getting her hair ruffled.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:06:05 No.13837497 >>13837482 Kaiju MGs when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:06:24 No.13837501 >>13837489 No she's getting tightly hugged.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:07:43 No.13837507 >>13837482 i want to touch the fluff

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:12:10 No.13837520 >>13837501 No! She's getting her hand held and taken to dinner!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:13:44 No.13837529 >>13837520 A date? Isn't she a bit young?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:14:41 No.13837530 >>13837529 Doesn't mean she can't just be given a treat, its just because she's a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:15:42 No.13837534 >>13837530 The real reason is Anon wants to be treated to a fancy royal feast.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:16:59 No.13837538 >>13837530 Well fuck you! She's going to be hugged and told how precious she is, and how her very existence lights up an otherwise dreary world! Then we'll go to the fair and pig out on sweets! FAGGOT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:18:24 No.13837541 >>13837538 You son of a bitch! She's going to get a puppy girl! And bought some candy before I carry her back home from a three course meal at a five star restaurant!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:19:21 No.13837545 >>13837455 Even if she acts like a complete tsundere?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:19:59 No.13837547 >>13834352 >Buff elf >Smart amazon >Boss Kiki >Childhood Friend black harpy not sure what to make of that...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:20:11 No.13837548 >>13837541 You can't just get her a pet, they're a huge responsibility!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:20:25 No.13837549 >>13837482 That's not my moth princess. She doesn't have time control powers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:20:29 No.13837550 >>13837482 >Posting superior version Consider me a convert.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:21:12 No.13837553 >>13837545 Not him but, dropped harder than a rhino's balls at sexual maturity.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:21:18 No.13837554 >>13837548 Then I'll just need to take responsibility and help her won't I?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:24:49 No.13837566 >>13837554 You better love them both or I will gut you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:26:32 No.13837568 >>13837566 Of course I will! They will both get the best kind of love to grow up with before I allow them to go off and find others they love! This is my duty!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:26:55 No.13837569 >>13837547 So, you're being bullied by... what's the word for those people that don't do 'popular' things? Those. Word just escapes me at the moment. On the plus side, when one Black harpy is protecting you ALL the black harpies are protecting you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:29:45 No.13837578 >>13837569 otaku?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:31:47 No.13837583 >>13837569 hipsters?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:37:33 No.13837592 >>13837583 That's the one! >>13837578 I mean, technically. But it's the spirit of the thing really.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:39:53 No.13837600 I want to get rekt by a lizard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:41:52 No.13837605 >>13837600 Any specific reason why?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:42:23 No.13837606 >>13837569 This suggests that they're only bullying anon as a way of acting out >Don't you want to find a nice master Kiki? >Screw you mom! I'm gonna pants anon AND not clean my room!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:42:56 No.13837610 >>13837600 I want to impregnate a muscled, scarred lizard girl while she's chest to chest with her younger sister who decided that sumo was going to be her combat style. I'll then impregnate her and raise our daughters together.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:43:25 No.13837612 >>13836774 Utterly disgusting. Just what makes a good goddess go neutral?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:45:13 No.13837621 >>13837612 I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:46:55 No.13837625 >>13837621 Tell my wife...hello.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:47:13 No.13837626 >>13835911 WOW

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:49:50 No.13837631 >>13837583 So rebellious teen monstergirls sticking it to their mother

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:51:26 No.13837635 >>13837037 I don't know how to feel about this. It's got potential I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:52:15 No.13837638 >>13837631 So an Amazon that tell her mother she wants to be a house wife

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:55:59 No.13837646 File: 843 KB, 1000x1000, 1436483720083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of job class would a Yeti be suited for that isn't healing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:56:24 No.13837647 Wait why the fuck is Tendou playing soccer all of a sudden?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:56:40 No.13837648 >>13837646 Beastmaster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:57:26 No.13837651 Was was the lineup for Metalmorphosis again? Moth-chan singer, who else?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:57:51 No.13837652 Yandere Yeti would be scary

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:58:14 No.13837653 >>13837651 There was an Orc, and a Succubus, and a... And a... Uh...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:58:23 No.13837654 >Check out Anonymoose Saga >89 chapters, each of them a decent length How? What the hell is even in there? Is it just the result of extraordinary autism, or is it actually good?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:58:27 No.13837655 >>13837648 Armored pomeranian puppies with magical turrets mounted on them? >>13837651 Metal is gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:58:59 No.13837657 Move along, nothing happened. Totally didn't just post in a completely different thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:59:37 No.13837660 >>13837652 I now remember that yandere Yeti-Wight thing that was discussed a while back.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 00:59:44 No.13837661 >>13837657 It's okay, I do it all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:00:34 No.13837662 >>13837646 Grappler

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:00:40 No.13837664 >>13837657 Who is this "Tendou" individual?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:01:28 No.13837667 >>13837664 Who? Sorry man I don't know who you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:01:56 No.13837668 >>13837657 it's cool hell I've posted completely unrelated images before

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:02:47 No.13837670 >>13837653 >>13837651 A centaur. There was a centaur too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:05:43 No.13837678 >>13837654 Read it find out

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:06:44 No.13837683 >>13837668 wheat guy?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:07:49 No.13837687

>>13837653
>>13837670
Eeh. Those are boring though. How about an arachne bassist who weaves her own strings, and a thunderbird lead who overdrives her guitar with her own power? Or an arachne drummer who has octokicks going with her eight spider legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:08:00 No.13837688 >>13837683 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:08:59 No.13837691 >>13837688 It's okay man, we don't judge fetishes here. Unless it's really gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:09:47 No.13837694 >>13837691 >we don't judge fetishes here.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:10:22 No.13837697

I want to grow up with a childhood rival monster girl who could never beat me because I'm older than her! Swearing to beat me one day in a fair fight
Then, years later, after she's trained and bled to become the strongest in the land she'll come to me and learn that I've become a cripple, my leg missing below the knee and one arm missing its hand.
I'll never tell her with a sad smile that I can fight if she wants but I won't be as good as she remembers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:10:25 No.13837698 >>13837687 >Arachnee >Thunderbird >Hinezumi Bassist?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:10:42 No.13837699 >>13837694 Yes anon, that's what I just said.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:12:31 No.13837704 >>13837697 Jigaideki?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:13:17 No.13837705 I want to befriend a ghost and ask her to haunt me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:13:53 No.13837706 >>13837691 I find that hard to believe from the hours-long bouts of shitflinging we regularly experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:13:55 No.13837707 >>13837698 >Hinezumi Bassist What's her gimmick? Maybe a lamia bassist, what with them feeling vibrations to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:14:01 No.13837708 >>13837704 Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:15:59 No.13837712 >>13837707 I dunno, she's a smaller girl than what you'd expect from a bassist? Lamias are probably the better choice anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:16:55 No.13837714 File: 87 KB, 528x600, 1424269417111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Triads, Yakuza, and the Mafia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:17:56 No.13837718 >>13837705 wouldn't that be like asking her to marry you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:18:31 No.13837719 >>13837714 Mob goes wild.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:18:38 No.13837720 >>13837708 Damn anon how much of a pleb can you be?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:19:38 No.13837727 >>13837719 Did that ever end?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:19:58 No.13837730 >>13837714 I wonder who nice it would be to be a mob prince.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:20:27 No.13837733 >>13837720 I don't know moonrune so this is foreign to me. Google says something about period dramas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:20:30 No.13837734 >>13837719 Eugh, no. Newport City Blues had actual potential until Free_Drinks went AWOL.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:22:44 No.13837740 big fat cat tats or itty bitty kitty titties?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:23:24 No.13837742 File: 133 KB, 450x450, 1427489058190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837730 >tfw no ex-Gangster monstergirl to adopt you as her soneru, and rescue you every time you get kidnapped by her former associates

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:23:27 No.13837743 >>13837727 Nope. >>13837734 Both stories are unpleasant, but yes, I'll agree NCB had actual potential.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:23:34 No.13837745 File: 124 KB, 737x600, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837740 Both.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:23:51 No.13837747 >>13837740 I enjoy both for different reasons although if I had to pick then I'd go for the biggest, and fattest, of cat tats.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:25:09 No.13837751 >>13837740 >big fat cat tats If she's a Hathorite with ability to lactate, sure. >itty bitty kitty titties So long as the ass is fat, I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:25:34 No.13837755 >>13837745 I wanna smack dem big fat cat tats

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:27:49 No.13837762 >>13837751 with the*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:30:17 No.13837770 I want a skeleton to not make puns

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:31:49 No.13837776 Damn, it's dead right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:33:32 No.13837778 File: 909 KB, 2048x1453, 1409589239825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837740 A mix of both.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:33:34 No.13837779 >>13837776 Well its nearly two and I'm writing/watching seed so I really can't post. I don't even know whats going on anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:38:21 No.13837796 >>13837778 What is this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:39:15 No.13837801 >>13837796 Looks like a cat girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:40:15 No.13837804 >>13837770 >>13837778 You wanna talk spooky? Last night, I had a dream where a cute bat (not a werebat, just a bat) knocked on my window and wanted to get in. So I let it in rubbed behind its ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:41:15 No.13837808 >>13837779 >still watching seed There is no hope for you anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:41:23 No.13837810 >>13837796 It's from a LN illustrated by Hisasi.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:41:37 No.13837811 >>13837804 Expect to be taken to a vampire's mansion in a few days.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:42:22 No.13837814 >>13837811 But there were no hickies! It was just a cute bat! It's bat season where I live! I think!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:42:33 No.13837816 >>13837808 Episode 39. I'm not even sure why anyone is doing anything now. I guess everyones gone full genocide.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:43:31 No.13837821 >>13837816 SHUT UP AND SHOOT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:45:20 No.13837823 >>13837810 >Illustrated by Hisasi Hot. DAMN. What's the LN? It has my immediate interest for this reason alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:45:26 No.13837824 >>13837821 I just saw three wack-jobs have a seizure in their suits. I enjoyed hallelujah better when there was one of him and he was useful

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:46:46 No.13837827 >>13837824 Oh well, Destiny awaits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:47:06 No.13837828 I want to save a bat with a broken wing and then find out she is a vampire

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:47:28 No.13837830 >>13837827 That it does... Wheeee...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:49:27 No.13837834 >>13837828 I kinda want now too. >>13837830 REJOICE! Also there's that three-episode thingie, Stargazer. Which is surprisingly much better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:50:21 No.13837838 File: 3.15 MB, 2240x3200, b8649cadf159623e0f0689a6eda570e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837823 Masou gakuen hxh. Translation never.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:50:58 No.13837841 >>13837834 Stop it Kotomine, don't feed off of my seed suffering. The music isn't that bad surprisingly. And I'll take a look at Stargazer.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:51:57 No.13837846

>>13837828
>>13837834
It's like that old Japanese Fairy Tail, where the guy saves an injured fox, or cat, or racoon, or whatever, and then a cute kitsune, nekomata, or tanuki or whatever turns up at his door and pledges to be his waifu in return for saving her life.

It's a good story, after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:52:30 No.13837849 I want a busty mg to bind her chest to appear flat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:53:12 No.13837853 >>13837841 Stargazer is better than every other thing related to SEED. But yes, the music is nice. That's really all SEED has going for it. Fantastic music. Also, at least Flay is dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:53:30 No.13837855 I want a flat mg to stuff her bra to appear busty

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:53:34 No.13837856 >>13837849 How flat we talking? Bee stings to melons or the ludicrous flat to volleyballs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:54:35 No.13837858 >>13837853 Not yet, still as useless as always.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:56:16 No.13837864 >>13837856 paradoxical size difference

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:57:31 No.13837867 >>13837858 Oh. I thought you were done. You're only on the Druggies? Has Kira become Jesus yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 01:58:44 No.13837871 >>13837867 Druggies are going to try attacking again, Kira is suspiciously good at not making grunts explode.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:00:09 No.13837874 >>13837871 So Kira got the Freedom and is as Jesus then. Well, I'd say you've made it through the worst of it...but honestly, SEED is a fucking masterpiece compared to Destiny. You've not even begun to suffer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:00:22 No.13837875 File: 1.23 MB, 848x1200, 1418242529753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837846 So does this mean that if I'm just nice to cats all my life, I'll eventually get a Cat Girl from the gods?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:00:35 No.13837877 File: 553 KB, 708x1000, 9weresheeps2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1...2...4?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:00:55 No.13837878 >>13837874 Is it bad bad or so bad it goes full circle G Gundam mode?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:01:11 No.13837881 >>13837875 That's the way it goes. Even in the MGE. Just pray you don't get a Cait Sith sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:01:45 No.13837882 >>13837877 >Boss? What's with all these sheep? We're not becoming shepherds, are we?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:02:39 No.13837884 >>13837877 >those hips and butt on the right Weresheep I'm impressed, good work Snibako.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:02:45 No.13837885 >>13837878 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:02:52 No.13837887 >>13837878 Bad bad mind-numbingly I want everyone in this show to die, bad. It starts off alright, no worse than SEED at least, but it very quickly devolves into an utter mess of character derailment, repeated animation, and inconsistent POV focus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:05:30 No.13837893 >>13837887 >>13837885 Wow. This is going to be fun. On that note, good night everyone. Have a pleasant evening and don't burn down the thread, the undead are particularly frightened by it. D-did Athrun just boomerang a beamsword? What the crap?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:06:00 No.13837895 >>13835745 I really liked it. I hope you write more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:06:45 No.13837897 >>13837893 You started watching SEED. Now you will taste of its pleasures.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:07:47 No.13837898 >>13837893 >D-did Athrun just boomerang a beamsword? Yes. Beam Boomerangs are a thing. You've not seen the last of them. Not by a longshot. Come to think of it the Sword Strike had one too, so this shouldn't be anything new.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:08:03 No.13837901 >>13837897 >We have such shit to show you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:08:26 No.13837902 tell me about the rabbits, MGT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:08:51 No.13837904 >>13837897 I guess. Wow, Flay gets kidnapped and she STILL doesn't leave her room. >>13837898 I may have missed the strike doing it. I did enjoy Arthun taking out a jet with his shield though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:09:14 No.13837905 >>13837902 They thump and hump! And also scream horribly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:11:16 No.13837909 >>13837904 >I did enjoy Arthun taking out a jet with his shield though. Which thus triggered some drama, leading to some shipping, which was then one of many things promptly discarded by Destiny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:12:08 No.13837912 >>13837898 >beam boomerangs are a thing >haven't seen the last of them I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:12:47 No.13837915 >>13837902 They can die from loneliness, and are likely very possessive creatures.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:12:53 No.13837916 >>13837816 >I'm not even sure why anyone is doing anything now. Welcome to any Gundam series that's not G.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:15:24 No.13837917 >>13837912 I swear to god I didn't even mean to.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:15:24 No.13837918 >>13834214 FWOMP

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:15:34 No.13837919

>>13837909
Oh, well, I guess I shouldn't have expected anything like that to develop.

>>13837916
Even compared to the rest this is bad.
At least I could find some logic in the other shows, although it was hard for some.
But this...this just makes no sense.
I may need to re-watch Unicorn after these two to cleanse my palette.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:16:03 No.13837921 >>13837915 >>13837905 I can still tend the rabbits, MGT?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:16:38 No.13837922 >>13837921 Well, sure Hans.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:17:52 No.13837926

>>13837919
It develops fine in SEED.

But like I said, one of the many issues in Destiny is horrific character derailment. If there's anything you like about anyone in SEED, expect Destiny to shit on it then huck it out the window.

Also if you want a palette cleanser, watch something completely different. Watch fuckin' Build Fighters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:18:09 No.13837927 File: 790 KB, 695x1000, 1430426131005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SEED is the only Gendum series I had no interest in, so this is a very interesting discussion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:19:05 No.13837929 >>13837927 If they made a Sinanju Mecha Musume figure, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Love the Sinanju. Already have 3 different figs of it. Also wish I got the Wing Zero EW Custom Mecha Musume figure. She's a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:19:16 No.13837930 >>13837919 Why did you choose to watch SEED anyway? I mean, I had my reasons, which was to understand the characters before playing Gundam Musou. At least, enough to understand that Kira was a shit character. What reason do you have?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:20:17 No.13837933 >>13837921 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDc7Tlgfg7M

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:22:06 No.13837934

>>13837926
>Dat fucking donut steele SEED machine trashing everyone in much classier suits

Not exactly the best thing to do after SEED. Lot of fun though. I was just disappointed in TRY.

>>13837930
My reason was it was premiering on Toonami way back and always loved watching Gundam on the midnight run. I dropped it somewhere around the desert arc with the stupid dog bone beam saber quads.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:22:38 No.13837935 [DELETED]

>>13837926
Hmm, may need to, it sounds interesting.
And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.[/spoiler[

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:23:20 No.13837936
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>>13837929
I want to see them do stuff with obscure shit like AoZ mechs or GNX Superbia, which I have an RD of.
>Also wish I got the Wing Zero EW Custom Mecha Musume figure
I want to get the Unicorn AGPs so I can have accessories for my normal Destroy Mode and my Shield Funnel unicorn gundams.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:24:14 No.13837937 [DELETED]

And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.[/spoiler]

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:24:32 No.13837938

>>13837934
Well, yes, the Build STRIKE being the main unit is a tad iffy, but really, people only think that because SEED is such shite in the first place. BF itself is a fantastic show though.

Agreed on Try, unfortunately. Hopefully the upcoming OVAs will do better. Try being a disappointment didn't stop me from order the figure of Fumina though. Dem bike shorts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:25:03 No.13837939 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, Wurmdam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's dangerous to watch alone. Take this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:25:33 No.13837942 >>13837937 Hooray for a half-assed Star Was allusion.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:26:38 No.13837946 [DELETED]

>>13837926
Hmm, may need to, it sounds interesting.
And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.[/spoiler]

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

I should really go to bed, I screwed up twice doing this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:27:03 No.13837947 >>13837939 I want to see a Woundwort Wererabbit. Also, I wonder if Loen just saw a picture of the 00 Gundam on google, and used that as a reference when doodling that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:28:01 No.13837948 >>13837947 >00 Isn't that exactly what it is?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:28:41 No.13837951 >>13837946 It's fine You don't have to try anymore.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:29:00 No.13837953

>>13837926
Hmm, may need to, it sounds interesting.
And Cagali's father just caught fire and something I called 20 episodes ago just got proved.

>>13837927
Sinanju is a beauty.

>>13837930
I made a promise to myself that I would watch all the gundams, good or bad.
I heard Seed was not good going into this, I lurk /m/ sometimes, but this...this is beyond what I expected.

I keep going because to stop would be to admit defeat, and there is no way I am letting Seed beat me.

AAAAAND three failures.
Time for bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:29:49 No.13837958 >>13837948 The placement of the V-Fin and side-fin things tell all. Also, PEW-00

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:30:39 No.13837961 >>13837947 >>13837948 I think it is, the Exia has a distinctive headpiece. That and all the Setsuna cardboard armor pics. Oh god! Make the singing stop!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:30:53 No.13837963 >>13837953 I say again. Yaaaaay half-assed Star Wars allusions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:31:56 No.13837964 >>13837953 Go to bed, you're drunk and out of control.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:32:08 No.13837965 >>13837963 Yeah, it is. A really crappy one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:33:11 No.13837968 File: 218 KB, 400x457, 1392367552712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:33:19 No.13837970 >>13837964 Not drunk, just sleepy. When I drink I make my DnD party fight a man in armor who calls himself the Bumble Knight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:33:25 No.13837971 >>13837935 Well, good on you. Continue. I think Cagalli was waifu material. I'm mad they didn't play off the reverse trap thing at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:34:58 No.13837973 Where the fat lizard butts at?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:35:20 No.13837974 >>13837970 Can you come up with a fun name for a Slime-Skeleton hybrid in stolen armor?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:36:14 No.13837978
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>You will never be a Paladin on a holy crusade against monster girls.
>You will never only one female Paladin who you see as your equal be your partner.
>You will never develop a crush on Paladin-chan due to her pure and righteousness, but be afraid to ask her out making you anonymously send love letters, flowers, and poems to her.
>You will never one day during a battle with a arch-succubus watch Paladin-chan become corrupt and slowly turn into a succubus
>You will never be conflicted on what to do now that your love is becoming one of the monsters you slay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:36:20 No.13837979 >>13837973 Probably in the future, waiting for Dracosa to show up in the EMG anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:36:38 No.13837981 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, Lizardbutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837973

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:37:54 No.13837984 >>13837971 Yeah, it was a shame. Lacus, it's not exactly helping you be stealthy if your haro is bouncing like that. >>13837974 You have skeleton jelly for that. I'm drawing a blank for that. Unless you call her the Jelly Skelly Crusader.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:38:48 No.13837986 >>13837981 Aww yeah. I hope there's a place in Monster Girl City where men who have a thing for Reptile Girl booty can go.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:39:07 No.13837988 >>13837979 For what? So that she can ogle them with the rest of us?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:39:08 No.13837989 >>13837974 Jeleton

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:39:11 No.13837990 >>13837984 Jelly Skelly Crusader it is. What an epic battle she will have.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:39:31 No.13837991 >>13837973 Attached to fat lizards and being used as cushions. Or molested by their husband/boyfriend if they are lucky enough to have one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:39:58 No.13837993 File: 492 KB, 1080x1920, Ilassa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I havent been here in a while. Have some Lilim, ELH's one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:40:17 No.13837995 File: 280 KB, 816x700, Dragon rampu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837986 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:41:05 No.13837998 >>13837993 Can you draw the Jelly Skelly Crusader, or Armored Jeleton, or whatever it is?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:41:09 No.13838000 I want to put stuff in a slime so I won't have to hold it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:41:22 No.13838002 >>13837990 Go forth and have fun. Oh brave warrior, do you see? This proud knight of the bumble bee?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:41:52 No.13838004 >>13837993 Naisu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:43:04 No.13838008 File: 1.23 MB, 1280x544, Deus Vult.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837978 >Another female paladin story that can't go five lines without corruption bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:43:11 No.13838009 >>13837993 Way to go, Loen. Cheers, mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:43:33 No.13838011 >>13837993 >Skirt digging up into thighs and crotch >Hair bun >Glasses >Eye-covering bangs >Business suit displaying glorious cleavage Stop, please, I can't take this much yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:43:45 No.13838013 >>13837993 [Erection At Maximum Hardness]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:44:36 No.13838015 >>13837993 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:44:37 No.13838016 >>13838008 There were two posted the other night, both of which involved corruption. Face it, tis what the people want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:45:04 No.13838020 >>13838008 >Another female paladin story bullshit Fixed 'ya.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:45:58 No.13838022
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>>13837993
Neat. I look forward to seeing where this goes.

Greenmarine did one of her as well, cept his is NSFW.

Non-Heartpupils:
>http://i.imgur.com/CRBkidR.jpg

Heartpupils:
>http://i.imgur.com/Fyqpyb5.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:47:03 No.13838025 >>13838016 Yes. Beelzebub eggs in paladin girl butts!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:49:13 No.13838033 >>13838022 Will we ever see anything on the Lilim with chitinous body parts and beast like horns in the foreseeable future.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:49:15 No.13838034 >>13838022 Crotch area looks a tad weird, but a lovely image all the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:49:36 No.13838035 >>13837978 Hug her and tell her that i'm the one sending letters, and everything's gonna be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:50:19 No.13838036 >>13838033 Lilims with*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:50:25 No.13838037 >>13838022 Gonna fuck the lilim.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:50:33 No.13838039 >>13838033 Convince Mari to do a Tarrasque x Lilim hybrid and maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 02:53:30 No.13838045 >>13837993 >>13838022 Nice to see OC going on, thumbs to all of you chaps involved. >that second hottie Holy shit. Definitely fine artist pick there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:02:01 No.13838065 File: 258 KB, 1000x1000, jellyskelly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837998 I have no idea what that is so this happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:03:41 No.13838069 >>13838065 Just something dumb from one of Alp's stories, this is beautiful. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:04:11 No.13838071 >>13838065 I have no idea what I'm looking at.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:04:48 No.13838075 >>13838071 You're looking at the first enemy that will be fought by a chuuni Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:06:22 No.13838076 >>13838065 For some reason I see both the Dark Souls UI, and the armor worn by the main ad guy in Dark Souls 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:08:56 No.13838081 >>13838075 Right. Go be the hero we need, Kunoichi-chan, cause that thing freaks me out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:10:01 No.13838084 >>13838081 >implying she won't become a good guy after losing Anon, I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:10:48 No.13838086 >>13838084 Well, I'm dodge-rolling outa here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:12:04 No.13838090 >>13838086 Why? She's got hard boney bits on the inside and soft stuff on the outside, just like you!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:14:14 No.13838094 >>13838090 The dodge-roll train stops for nobody.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:30:32 No.13838119 File: 158 KB, 604x553, 1424609732715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh hi anon! Welcome to the library!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:31:19 No.13838120 >>13838119 NEEEERD!

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:35:17 No.13838127

>>13838119
Yeah, I'm looking for "500 ways to woo a Hellhound."
Also, I'd like a book on DIY antidotes, I'm afraid her Manticore friend is going to try to do something.

What kinds of self help books for guys would exist in a world with Monstergirls anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:35:57 No.13838131 >>13838119 Shit, this isn't the cafeteria? Then I'm as lost as I am hungry.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:36:03 No.13838133 >>13838119 You don't have to say this every time I walk in, you know

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:36:34 No.13838134 >>13838127 "How to appear precious - what Dragons like in a man and why they won't admit it" for one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:40:01 No.13838141 >>13838134 How would a monstergirl react to finding your stash of self-help books and seeing that they're all about relationships with her species?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:41:50 No.13838144 >>13838141 She'd go into a fit, destroy them all and yell at you to just be yourself because that's what she's into?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:44:48 No.13838147 >>13838144 Would she also pin me to my bed and forcefully and passionately shove her tongue into my mouth? And then maybe lovingly bruise my pelvis with her pelvis?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:45:59 No.13838150 >>13838147 Probably. This is the purpose of those books.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:46:33 No.13838152 >>13838119 D-Do you have any books on paw massaging?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:47:56 No.13838155 >>13838152 Try the "Footstool To A Jackal", a historical romance novel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:48:40 No.13838156 >>13838155 Oh my that sounds lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:49:14 No.13838158 Does your waifu like canned spam?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:50:33 No.13838163 >>13838155 >Invite Anubis GF over one day >She sees a copy on the table I don't know what would happen. But I welcome it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:52:23 No.13838165 File: 45 KB, 500x281, One Track Mind.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838163 She'll know that you're a complete Anubislut and that she holds power over you. She could make you do ANYTHING and you wouldn't refuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:52:44 No.13838167 File: 80 KB, 620x877, 1420404817543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838163 >Your heart is corrupted by this smut. I must correct you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:54:14 No.13838168 I want to give a hobgoblin a piggy back ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:54:44 No.13838170 >>13838165 >>13838167 Sounds fantastic to me. All according to keikaku.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:54:53 No.13838171 File: 54 KB, 600x444, 15467435676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GAAAOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:55:40 No.13838172 >>13838171 Is that a cosplayer?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:57:40 No.13838176 I want to protect a Matango's smile!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:57:52 No.13838177 >>13838150 Wonderful. She'd cuddle with me afterwards right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:58:48 No.13838181 >>13838177 Depends. Is she a cuddler?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 03:59:55 No.13838184 >>13838181 She's a Hellhound. So I'd assume so.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:05:03 No.13838191
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>>13838181
>Try to squeeze out of a Hellhound's Hellcuddle.
>Start to lift her paw.
>She lets out a low, dangerous growl.
>Lower the paw back down.
>Growl stops.
>She hugs even tighter.

Help.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:06:02 No.13838194 >>13838191 Tell her it's time for a walk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:08:58 No.13838199 File: 482 KB, 808x1000, 1437547517423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Pharaoh to give me paizuri and headpats.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:21:50 No.13838213 >>13838199 I want to give her cunnilingus and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:23:31 No.13838214 File: 367 KB, 800x679, 1437721397969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838213 I want to give mutual 69 oral sex and then get cuddles AND headpats!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:32:51 No.13838219 I want to hear a vampire slip up and start talking in a thick Boston accent.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:33:46 No.13838220 >>13838219 Dumpires, dumpires everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:34:18 No.13838221 File: 492 KB, 809x1145, 1431992808403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838219 Eh............um........nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:37:16 No.13838227 >>13838199 cute. >>13838214 nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:38:17 No.13838230 File: 538 KB, 895x843, 1401727298905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838199 You don't really think the Nile's Queen would demean herself that way, do you? Only for you, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:40:26 No.13838231 File: 671 KB, 750x1061, 6140143973ee5a8272944da7dc12daf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838230 It's not demeaning if I please her first. At least three times beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:51:31 No.13838255 >>13838221 But you can get her flustered whenever you tease her for having such a low-class accent. Wouldn't you want to see your Ojou-sama flustered and embarrass her by you telling her she's even cuter with her natural accent?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:56:38 No.13838273 File: 2.05 MB, 1800x2500, Jho's here!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838171 Tadaimaaaa!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 04:58:37 No.13838279 >>13837884 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:03:07 No.13838352 Which monster do you most want to tell you that you're always super special?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:07:01 No.13838358 >>13838352 This sounds like a reference to something I don't get. Cheshire I guess, so I can keep thinking I don't get it while they're being honest.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:07:39 No.13838359

>fucking succuviruses man
>It’s your third bios reboot this month
>After 15 years of using commonsense™ ,
>Can’t even pirate antivirus software anymore
>or much of anything really
>The little shits are embedded in every site
>The antivirus software isn’t even an antivirus
>Just a succuvirus cosplaying as an angel
>NEET techno wizards creating shit like ‘succuviruses’ ‘wurmviruses’ ‘trojanhorsepussy.exe’
>Christ it’s like the fucking 90s again
>only worse since these viruses are near impossible to make vaccines against
>at least the techno wizards have good design taste
>That’s one thing to be grateful for
>Being sick of rebooting your bios every week you decided to consult a techno wizard
>They’re usually expensive as fuck, but you know a friend who knows a friend

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:08:10 No.13838364 >>13838358 [spoiled]chaos;head ED[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:15:09 No.13838378 >>13836682 Cute

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:17:09 No.13838386 >>13838359 >wurmviruses Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:31:22 No.13838415 >>13838364 Still don't get it. Don't beat around the bush, I need to get to sleep soon.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:33:22 No.13838420

>>13838386
An AI with a wonderfully genki and cheerful personality, who absolutely rapes your cpu and battery from being so resource intensive
She deletes a few big files here and there to support her existence but nothing too important
is deleted
Expect opening a web browser taking at best a few hours, at worst a few years
Have fun
She seems to have no problem functioning smoothly no matter what computer it is

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:36:15 No.13838426 >>13838386 You don't know true horror until you open your pictures folder and see a cheerful little Wurm eating your images like they're burgers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:36:55 No.13838427 >>13838415 My Little Anon Can't Be This Stupid!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:36:56 No.13838428 >>13838426 Even my pictures of other Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:38:29 No.13838430 >>13838427 I googled it and saw it had something to do with a visual novel of that name, but couldn't find anything specific. And shut up, I'll be as stupid as I want to be!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:38:47 No.13838431 >>13838428 No, those she'll stare at curiously and think they're mirrors. Even if they're in the wrong pose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:44:14 No.13838441 >>13838431 So Wurms are self aware? Or is it just this AI? Science has so many questions to answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:53:10 No.13838470 >>13838441 It's magic anon, wizards made it. Do you expect it to make sense?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 06:53:55 No.13838473 >>13838470 Yes. Magic is studied in schools, there has to be rhyme and reason behind it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 07:39:13 No.13838563 File: 896 KB, 1010x983, 1430118529406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Light of my life!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 08:12:59 No.13838645 File: 470 KB, 600x834, h e l p m e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838563 Don't turn off the lights.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jul 28, 2015 08:21:34 No.13838664 File: 2.48 MB, 2000x2500, lessbluedragon2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837385

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 08:54:52 No.13838742 where wer u wen mgt was kil i was cuddling waifu wen she said 'mgt is kil' 'no'

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 08:55:31 No.13838744 File: 380 KB, 300x900, 1424301133561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13834352 >First roll is a pixie >Second roll is minotaur wut >third crow tengu >Fourth Apsara

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:04:03 No.13838769 >>13838664 Not the colors of my flavor, but well done nevertheless. >>13838742 I think hanging out in somewhere like here would be worthy of harsh repressive measures in the eyes of any monster waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:05:45 No.13838778 >>13838742 Anon, did you stay up all night watching the thread? That isn't healthy you know! You really need sleep. What if all concern and empathy shown on the internet is just the product of a monstergirl trying to snag an unsuspecting husband?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:07:02 No.13838786 >>13838742 become monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:07:55 No.13838788 >>13838778 What nonsense. Just because a gentlewoman is polite doesn't make her entitled to my D! >>13838769 >harsh Woah, surely they wouldn't look down upon a thread essentially idolizing them so harshly, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:08:17 No.13838789 >>13837351 This is a good limit breaker Kiki. However it only reminded me of that one Neutron Star Dense Anon story of the kiki who would scheme to get her master to fuck her and talked to herself inside her head.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:14:23 No.13838806

>>13838788
Imagine your monstergirl waifu looking over your shoulder constantly, and monitoring your expression while browsing the thread.

Every time you show the slightest bit of excitement toward an image or text post about a different type of monstergirl, she'd get jealous. Why are you looking at other girls, anon?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:16:15 No.13838810

>>13838788
Well, for all they'd know you keep indulging in escapism when there's am MG with needs waiting, and even if those are taken care of there is still cuddling.
Plus, there are hundreds of pics of other monster girls to check out here, can't you expect her to be fairly upset unless she's a Bicorn?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:16:27 No.13838812 >>13835629 You shouldn't want your son to be as much of a puss as you are

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:18:42 No.13838818 >>13835675 You are one whipped little bitch boy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:25:54 No.13838836 >>13838806 >>13838810 But, only by using the lesser women as a point of reference may I truly appreciate my waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:26:38 No.13838838 >>13838812 Being a househusband isn't a pussy! It's a nice fulfilling life serving and caring for the person you love the most!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:26:54 No.13838840 >>13838818 >17 hours and 25 minutes ago

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:34:19 No.13838860 >>13838836 Good luck making your point for her, then. Hell, it might actually work with monsters super confident with themselves, like dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:36:13 No.13838867 >>13838860 If he doesn't get away with it, I'm sure he'll be prepared for the intense milking ahead. For his sake, I hope he doesn't run.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:36:37 No.13838869 >>13838860 Eh. It's just a wedge. It would split a prideful girl like a dragon or Wight in two, but even for a shy girl, all she would need would be the mallet of excessive snuggles to drive the point home.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:38:07 No.13838872 Alright everybody, yesterday the poll was to determine this thread's favorite species of Harpy (Crow Tengu got the most votes). Today, we're voting on the Dragon family. >http://strawpoll.me/5052576

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:40:23 No.13838877 File: 2.25 MB, 1200x1500, 1436305464650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838872 May best girl win.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:41:48 No.13838880 >>13838877 Do you think the secondary mouths on a Jabberwock have their own sets of vocal cords, or are they only good for swallowing stuff?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:45:03 No.13838892

>>13835884
Reminds me of the picture of the succubus who's riding the guy playing the video game. She gets all excited when he hears him losing it until he was only getting excited about playing the video game. The she writes a book about how video games are ruining traditional values. Damn I wish I saved that it was gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:45:59 No.13838896 >>13838877 Just because she's so overly perfect and beyond anyone's league to me, I'm casting her away and voting for my second best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:46:04 No.13838898 >>13835911 10/10 fuck yes that is cute as hell

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:47:27 No.13838901 >>13838664 >blue >not green Hound pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:49:11 No.13838905 >>13835962 Hell no can you imagine the STDs going around? I don't wanna hear any "they can't get STDS their immune systems are too good!" Fuck that delusion the STDS are probly fucking gross on those rapist sluts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:51:30 No.13838908 >>13836043 Someone needs to draw a REMOVE SMUG mantis

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:52:25 No.13838911
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>>13838880
They can be for whatever you want! Talking mouths that act as wingmen for her, helping her seduce you! Mindless mouths that she can control to pleasure your whole body, whatever your heart desires!

>>13838896
Please do not bully the Jabberwocks like that. You're going to make them feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:52:36 No.13838912 >>13836074 God damn that's cute I fucking love it

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:56:32 No.13838922

>>13838911
Part of me thinks a Judd Apatow-style monster girl buddy comedy movie with a Jabberwock who has split personalities for her second mouths would be hilarious.
But then again, if a mouth without a face was talking to me during sexytimes, I'd probably get the fuck out of there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:58:38 No.13838927 >>13836163 Agreed Consensual loving relationships are still the best Vanilla4lyfe

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 09:59:47 No.13838929 >>13838911 How do those stokings work?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:08:16 No.13838943 Do you think that merchants in the MGE world have made a living off of bottling up saliva from the secondary mouths of Jabberwocks and selling it as organic lube?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:09:42 No.13838948 >>13838943 Digestive enzymes seem like a bad base for a lube.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:09:55 No.13838951 >>13836422 Amen brother loving Ryu wif is my personal favorite

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:10:01 No.13838952 >>13838929 The same way Chesires can wear High Heels while still having cat paws Wonderland Magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:10:26 No.13838954 Does someone have that irl slimegirl sex play thing saved?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:11:32 No.13838956 >>13836432 First one. There's nothing sexier than a loving smile.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:15:57 No.13838964

>>13838911
>merely admitted they're just perfect, and that's why it'd be unfair to give your vote for them
>still considered offensive to them haughty Jabberwocks
Come on now.

>>13838922
>meet Jabberwock-chan
>she's the sweetest girl you've ever met, heck, seen in Chinese cartoons even
>spending time together is heaven, sex is something entirely different
>until one of her mouths decides to speak up
>one is a German die-hard Third Reich lover obsessed with quoting Hitler's most agitated and loud speeches
>the other is a Russian gopnik
>first is assured you're an Untermensch and second deems a loh with some easy money in those pockets

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:19:48 No.13838972 File: 222 KB, 847x1200, Jabberwock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838964 What about the mouth in her neck?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:19:51 No.13838973 >>13836432 Both are essentially two sides of one coin: #1 - wedding face, #2 - first date face.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:22:38 No.13838979 >>13838973 Today's headline: "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" T-shirts Surprisingly Popular with Demihumans

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:25:22 No.13838985 >>13838872 We love you Super Wuuurrrrmmmm!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:27:21 No.13838992 >>13838972 A wannabe stand up comedian. Of this level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvADtdKrJCU He'll keep you guys cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:30:17 No.13839002 >>13837401 Aw yeuh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:30:54 No.13839006 >>13838992 Even Jabberwock-chan gets pissed off by her throat mouth. "I SWEAR TO GOD, THROAT MOUTH, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GIVING MYSELF AN IMPROMPTU TRACHEOTOMY WITH A RUSTY FORK."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:32:17 No.13839013 >>13838872 Since the best harpy won last time, then jabberwock is sure to win!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:41:21 No.13839045 >>13837875 That reminds me I need to get caught up with witch craft works She's really cute in that but god damn that girl gets her shit wrecked all day

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:48:11 No.13839068

>>13839045
>comforting your waifu after her failed 3,457th attempt to steal [insert typical object of power]
>listening to her bitch and rage about the heroine
>watching her whip the piss out of some slaves and reassuring her she IS a strong, scary villainess
>Sex and cuddles to reinvigorate her and get her to try again

Well that's new for me.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:56:04 No.13839093

You've got a new job at [company name here], and the employees there are monster girls. Monster girls who have started to take an interest in you. What I'm trying to say is that they want to get in your pants.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Roll for which workers you have to deal with.
>First roll: uptight, repressed secretary who keeps trying to completely dominate you
>Second roll: the slacker tomboy who keeps trying to get you to come over to her house on the weekends for sexytimes
>Third roll: Christmas cake boss who keeps trying to seduce you right there in her office

How fucked are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:57:51 No.13839098 >>13839068 >Not working behind the scenes to help your wife succeed >Not pulling a Tonya Harding on the heroine the night before your wife attempts to accomplish her goals

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 10:59:31 No.13839104 >>13839093 >Doppelganger >Orc >Chimaera I'm going to fuck that Chimaera right there on my desk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:01:15 No.13839108 >>13839093 >Prisoner Fruit So I'm in charge of taking care of the office plant... >Scylla slacker How did she even get a job if she's such a slacker? >Orc boss Ah, now everything makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:01:19 No.13839109 >>13839093 >uptight ryu >tomboy grizzly >christmas cake alraune I'm not much for plants, but I'll let the Ryu and Grizzly dom the hell out of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:01:38 No.13839111 >>13839098 She doesn't want you in harm's way. You're her support, the reason she keeps trying. Little does she know you're telling her weaknesses to the heroine to keep her humble. MFW I was the villain all along.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:01:42 No.13839112 >>13839093 >Roper >Lizardman >Alp well that's something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:02:34 No.13839116 >>13839068 Villains wife will never win Then she gets her ass dumped for being a slave owner and being such a shitty villain

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:07:32 No.13839127 >>13838872 This isn't an easy one. I really like Jabberwock, Ryu and Wurm.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:09:21 No.13839132
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>>13839112
The alp has a personal shower installed right next to your office, specifically to distract the hell out of you with the sound of her loud moaning through the thin walls.

One day, she steps out of the shower, towel only covering her from the waste down, petite hands held close to her her underdeveloped chest. Like a crab, she skitters across the entrance to your office.

"Would you fuck me, anon? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:10:39 No.13839134 >>13839093 >Gizmonic Institute >Uptight Scylla Secretary Seems appropriate >Tomboy Minotaur Hard to see her as a slacker, but also a plus >CC Ignis ...YOU AGAIN?!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:11:22 No.13839136 >>13839093 >Uptight secretary cockatrice Alright, I can see this >Slacker tomboy mantis By all the gods in heaven yes! >Dark elf boss Oh no...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:11:54 No.13839138 >>13839111 >Not helping her succeed >Not clubbing the heroine in the knee the night before >Not giving her a halfhearted excuse when she demands to know why you've crippled her >"Sorry, I'm really not a bad person."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:12:42 No.13839139 >>13839093 >Ghost >completely dominate No thanks >Large Mouse I hope she has a grill >Jinko Desk sex and promotions ahoy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:13:52 No.13839142 >>13839138 Are you Tonya Hardin's son or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:15:51 No.13839154 >>13839132 >Hmm, did you say something? I'm sorry, I had my noise cancelling headphones on

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:16:25 No.13839157 >>13838901 I can always change it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:16:47 No.13839159 >>13839093 >Mantis secretary >Dark priest slacker tomboy >CC boss prisoner fruit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:17:39 No.13839164 >>13839159 So is your boss a christmas fruit cake?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:18:20 No.13839168 >>13839093 >uptight nightmare i have a feeling my dreams are going to be very entertaining >slacker Wererabbit hell yes. >cc ceo Lamia GG. i will not be missed

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:18:46 No.13839170 >>13839157 I mean, if you prefer blue, that's fine. ...It's just really hard to ignore my autism, is all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:19:00 No.13839172 >>13839142 Okay then stab her in the god damn neck or something, I don't care. Just make sure your wife succeeds because a real husband supports his wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:20:18 No.13839174 >>13839159 >Dark Priest slacker tomboy Jelly

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:21:27 No.13839177

>>13839093
>Chief God secretary
So I work at that company from HHGTTG, which makes planets. There the Chief God is just a lowly secretary, and KC's montergirl world is just her little project she took over from the last secretary.

>Slaker tomboy oomukade
Cute. Maybe I'll go for her.

>Christmas cake dryad
So an easy-mode matango? Nah. Go hardmode or go bust. I'll go for the oomukade, if the Chief God doesn't trap my mind in some fifth dimension sex prison.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:21:30 No.13839178 >>13839164 I guess, though I wonder why she's the boss

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:22:05 No.13839183 Guys, what about a lazy NEET villian MG who wants to take over the world and bend everyone to her will, but keeps saying she'll do it tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:22:10 No.13839184 >>13839093 >Scylla >Lamia >Dark Valkyrie All of them are getting impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:22:16 No.13839185 >>13839172 It was meant to be a light hearted thing. Saturday morning villain tier stuff. You really think I'd let my wife fail 3,000+ times before getting involved if it was serious?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:23:38 No.13839190 >>13839183 I'd watch it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:24:38 No.13839198 >>13839183 The one who keeps committing acts of minor evil? The one who's robes are too big to hide the pudge she's got building up? I'd raid her castle and become her butler

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:25:22 No.13839201 Yandere Ryu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:26:43 No.13839204 >>13839093 >Uptight Chimaera >Tomboy Medusa >Christmas cake Gazer Either the Gazer or the Medusa gets me. I won't last long against either of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:27:42 No.13839208 >>13839174 >"I need to spread the teachings of the Fallen God today" >"Eh, maybe later"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:30:27 No.13839219 >>13839204 >Christmas Cake Gazer Yes. YES

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:31:03 No.13839221

>>13839183
>Anime Plot
>The Order magi / goddess prophesied of a Demon who will take over the world
>Too powerful to slay, their only chance is to insure she never finds the motivation to take over everything
>It is said that if she were to find a husband she'd likely also find motivation
>Thus the plan is to ruin all her dates and chances at finding a man
>Demon Lord: Blue Ovaries, The Anime
>4Kids Dub coming soon

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:31:18 No.13839222

>>13839093
>Scylla Secretary Domitrix
>Despite her apparent uptight and repressed nature, always takes the chance to discretely grope and feel me up with her tentacles when I pass by her desk
>Slacker Tomboy Ignis
>Tenders her proposition with offers of her home-made barbeque too
>Christmas Cake Girtablilu
>Keeps trying to slip her various poisons into my drinks and food in the lunch room to "Encourage" me to pursue her borderline-exhibitionist displays around the office

Well...that's a whole lot to try and resist against.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:38:32 No.13839239 >>13839201 b-but anon, yandere is ableist

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:40:34 No.13839244 >>13839093 >Uptight kunoichi secretary >slacker tomboy barometz hmmm >CHRISTMAS CAKE LEANAN SIDHE SO, LIKE A REGULAR SIZED ARA ARA CAKEY?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:40:48 No.13839246

>>13839221
>monstergirls
>and no sex

The sad thing is that this is exactly what it would be like. For an extra fuck you to the audience, she does in fact get a boyfriend, and after much spaghetti and cutesy shit, the final episode cuts to black before they even kiss. No, there won't be a second season.

Anime...
Japan...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:41:48 No.13839249 >>13839239 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:43:17 No.13839252 >>13839249 It's mental illness shaming/fetishizing, I guess?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:44:34 No.13839257

>>13839221
That sounds like it would real dark after a while. Like after several moths of horrible dates, she's convinced that no man would ever love her. She stops going outside, and when she does, she hides her face. After a while, the crippling loneliness snaps her mind like a twig and any thoughts of conquest are replaced with destruction. Because if she can't find a nice husband to give the world to, then the world clearly holds no value.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:47:19 No.13839260 Can I get a writefag to make a Mindflayer in a white coat and some thick goggles that don't show her eyes? Like Hugo Strange. I need her for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:48:11 No.13839262 >>13839260 Well don't let us stop you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:48:35 No.13839264 File: 995 KB, 500x375, 1416087711958.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839208

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:49:17 No.13839268 >>13839260 >writefag I meant drawfag. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:51:28 No.13839274 >>13839252 And what the hell is wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:53:01 No.13839280 File: 371 KB, 980x1120, nigmaid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839274 It's mean.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:54:28 No.13839284 [SPOILER]

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>>13839257
>That one Paladin guy who helps with all the plans
>You know, that guy
>The young looking one with a heart of gold that gained his station by his ferocious commitment to JUSTICE!
>Gets to know the Demon Lord better than everyone else during Operation: Blue Ovary
>The Demon refuses to leave her room and is cracking up
>The Order finds the Paladin's sword and armor outside their base
>A few days later their base, the closest human bastion to the Demon Lord, is immediately set upon by nearly all of the Demon Lord's forces
>The man standing aside the Demon Lord, adorned in a Dark Knight's armor, is her new husband and the Paladin from before
>A few short years later, the Demon Lord has won, the world is under her command
>And the world has since known peace everlasting...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:55:15 No.13839288 >>13839280 Do you know what else is mean? Wyvern teasing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:56:01 No.13839294 File: 143 KB, 405x362, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So who else is excited for the Scylla who's going to be in MonMusu?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:56:07 No.13839296 >>13839093 Familiar tries to dom me? Ahahaha. Aah. How precious of her. A slacker, tomboy Mantis? This is even weirder. An Ignis CC? Well I never.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:56:28 No.13839297 >>13839284 >Tatsumi >Not Hero from Maoyuu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:56:48 No.13839300 >>13838127 "No, John, you are the Demons: A Reintroduction to the World for Alps and Alps to be"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:57:02 No.13839302 File: 30 KB, 451x231, 1396802778365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839288 I want to trigger a Cyclops, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:57:07 No.13839303 >>13839294 Me. I was hype for the one in 12beast, and I'm hype for this too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:57:22 No.13839304 >>13839294 I have a feeling that it'll likely be underwhelming.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:57:39 No.13839306 >>13839302 All you have to do is show her some sand.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:57:51 No.13839307 >>13839297 He isn't young enough if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:58:02 No.13839308 >>13839294 I'm just hoping her design will at least be a little different than the one in 12Beast.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:58:08 No.13839309 >>13839300 Written by an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:58:58 No.13839312 >>13839294 I am. On that note, pink, green, black, and red slime varients in MonMusu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:59:10 No.13839313 >>13839284 What a load of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:59:11 No.13839316 File: 309 KB, 1920x1080, Wighthameha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fingerbang! Bang, bang, bang!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:59:12 No.13839314 >>13839307 I guess, but Tatsumi's not nearly as fitting. Given he steadfastly refuses to be seduced by the villainess. And also is going full Monster-Boy and thus is increasingly unsuitable for this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:59:29 No.13839318 >>13839302 I want to hold the gun to a cyclops' head and pull the trigger. And I'll laugh as the water dribbles down her forehead, over her shocked expression.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 11:59:39 No.13839320 >>13839093 >Uptight, repressed Apsara Ew >Fun slacker fuckbuddy Wilmarina Eh >Chimaera CC boss Some one is getting a raise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:01:05 No.13839327 >>13839318 >not filling it with cum and making a mess of her hair with it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:01:11 No.13839328 >>13839314 Anime didn't do that. hence I used the animu image instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:01:24 No.13839329 File: 149 KB, 388x2048, B-jkoDtCAAAIiN3.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839318 >You will never play splatoon with a monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:03:07 No.13839337 >>13839316 Uh... innuendo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:03:43 No.13839340 >>13839329 I'd prefer to play Splatoon with a fujo mindflayer and have her complain about the represenstation of her people the whole while.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:04:18 No.13839342 >>13839309 Either that or a matronly Succubutt who wants to help all the poor confused baby sex demons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:04:20 No.13839343 >>13839340 Why would a fujo do SJW things?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:04:30 No.13839344 >>13839340 But wouldn't inklings be more closely related to krakens anyway?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:04:51 No.13839345 File: 654 KB, 1280x720, 1438099491946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:05:59 No.13839348 >>13839345 Damn, centaurs grow em young.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:06:07 No.13839349 >>13839345 Cerea's make-believe daughteru is kawaii as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:06:13 No.13839350 >>13839343 A lot of old fujos are now SJW's.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:06:14 No.13839351 >>13839345 I see you remembered her at last. Have you colored >>13839316 at any point, btw?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:06:42 No.13839353 File: 1.14 MB, 290x200, 1437695370358.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839345 >oppai loli

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:06:51 No.13839355 >>13839345 Damnit. The anime is making me love Cerea more and more with each episode.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:07:15 No.13839356 >>13839350 But that's awful.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:08:16 No.13839359 File: 287 KB, 1920x1080, 1438098836492989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839351 No, I had planned on doing his Samus first. Or finishing one of the Cerea Mommas I started.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:08:44 No.13839363 >>13839356 Well, they were disgusting people to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:09:31 No.13839366 >>13839359 I see.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:13:07 No.13839379 File: 610 KB, 1084x1534, 1428562020790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dad, dad! I got a scholarship to a university! Your daughter has worked hard and been rewarded. Uh-oh! The university in question Miskatonic U! What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:13:31 No.13839382 >>13839359 eugh, carbon copies of mother. what is genetics

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:14:11 No.13839385 >>13839382 >what is genetics Something that doesn't produce Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:16:37 No.13839394 >>13839382 Glad I'm not the only one annoyed with the clone daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:17:04 No.13839397 >>13839359 >That upper right mia pic. Such a welcome image to see after mowing my lawn. Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:17:11 No.13839399 File: 3.42 MB, 1546x2179, 1404500523767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839379 Dass romantic, that's where I met her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:17:46 No.13839400 >>13839382 2D logic overrides genetics

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:17:55 No.13839401 >>13839385 If you cum on a flower, will it get pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:19:52 No.13839409 >>13839401 If you try hard enough

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:22:18 No.13839417 >>13839399 Is it wrong that I don't find her unattractive?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:22:28 No.13839418 >>13839399 wouldpurge/10

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:24:01 No.13839423 >>13839417 It means you're sane.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:24:29 No.13839424 >>13839417 Ignoring the gnarled teeth, she's a perfectly normal girl. I see no problem with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:24:43 No.13839426 File: 355 KB, 589x467, 1387747306350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839417 Don't worry, it's just the corruption taking over you. In a few weeks you'll want to kiss and nuzzle this face all night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:25:43 No.13839430 >>13839426 lamiaroid is diffrent, I like her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:26:54 No.13839435 File: 412 KB, 1200x1600, Your rebelious daughteru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839379 >one year later

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:26:54 No.13839436 >>13839399 >>13839426 Forget the sanity points, I'mma kiss 'em both. I love those tongues. It's what made Dakini so attractive. I might need to writefag about Akaname at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:27:51 No.13839440 >>13839430 She's like 75% of the way to a Thing-face type. The cutest type.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:28:14 No.13839443 >>13839435 >No big meaty paws IMMERSION BROKEN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:30:03 No.13839448 >>13839426 >subtle monstergirl mind-corruption before an extremely hostile takeover when's the first cult meet-up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:33:40 No.13839460 >>13839448 >extremely hostile Extremely aggressive, maybe. She's going to break your sanity and her hymen in an instant. And you're gonna enjoy it because you love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:36:15 No.13839469 >>13839435 Her arms and hands need to be a little larger, otherwise it looks okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:38:45 No.13839477 >>13839359 Best girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:41:43 No.13839483 >>13839093 >Kitsune-Tsuki >Ignis >Barometz Well, I guess I'm going to check out what flame lady has to offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:42:17 No.13839484 >>13839483 The V

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:42:35 No.13839487

>>13839448
What about an aggressively affectionate takeover?

Send yetis, weresheep, holsts, fluffy tails, etc. to distribute hugs. Free kissing booths open across the world. Wights, ren xiongmaos, and lilims are sent as diplomats to reach an amicable transfer of power. Dating services explode in popularity allowing any man to have a night out with the monster species of his choice.

That could be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:44:01 No.13839493 >>13839487 jinko personal trainers...Oni bartenders...Lizardmen and Salamanders working in the gun stores

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:45:58 No.13839496 >>13839493 An oni bar would be awesome! She gives out free samples of her own brews.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:47:17 No.13839500 >>13839496 >brews But that's baby stuff! She'd do some light distilling, instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:49:19 No.13839506 >>13839493 If monstergirls started making music, what sort of bands do you think they'd start?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:51:28 No.13839511 >>13839506 Siren K-Pop

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:52:20 No.13839514 >>13839506 Ojous with Attitudes is the classic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:52:28 No.13839515 >>13839506 The kind of bands that get lots of groupies.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:53:47 No.13839518

>>13839506
well there's MetalMorphosis
and ANM48
I'd like to see some Bluegrass monstergirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp1VlWpNDt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEkVkJax2Co
replace lyrics about steamboats and railroad trains with boys and rape

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:54:11 No.13839520 >>13839506 >dragongirls doing power metal >undead girls doing death metal

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Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:56:26 No.13839526

>>13839506
>teach skeletons to play classical music
>form skeleton orchestra
>teach ghosts to sing
>form ghost choir
>teach ghouls to play metal
>form ghoul rock band
>bring them all together
>get them to perform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0 together
>???
>PROFIT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 12:58:46 No.13839530 >>13839524 You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:04:16 No.13839542 >>13839526 >inb4 monstergirl 2 Live Crew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSH7PZduYw

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:07:28 No.13839547 >>13839544 OK does that Black Slime remind anyone else of the enemies from that old LEGO MMO?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:08:22 No.13839550 >>13839506 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3E52ldY3AM Definitely stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:09:02 No.13839554 >>13839544 Pink Slime a best

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:10:11 No.13839557 >>13839544 I like the Pink and Black Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:20:28 No.13839594 >>13839544 Pink>Red>Standard>Black>Green

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:21:37 No.13839599

>>13839093
>Hellhound secretary, probably just playing the stereotype and got there by nepotism
>Tomboy Dryad coworker, hops around in a pot and talks non stop of her own home made brewery, can't actual catch anything wihtout her roots
>Manticore boss, sadist for everyone.

I could get past the first two but spine throwing slave driver is a different story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:27:22 No.13839613 >>13839544 Pink > black > green > regular > red

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:27:28 No.13839614 >>13839544 >Black smile I want to feel her ah ah..TOXIC LOVE.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:29:31 No.13839622 >>13839614 Goddammit anon, Hexxus scared the ever-loving shit out of me as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:30:23 No.13839625 >>13839614 >>13839622 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiQLyglQQuM

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:30:53 No.13839626 >>13839544 >only two of them are even remotely safe to interact with Why does Okayado make almost all of his monster girls so damn lethal?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:31:29 No.13839629 >>13839622 What about a female Hexxus?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:33:05 No.13839633 >>13839629 JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:34:22 No.13839636 >>13839359 SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:35:59 No.13839641 >>13839614 >Green Slime POISON! YOU'RE A POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:36:58 No.13839644 >>13839625 That entire musical number is uncomfortably sexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:38:10 No.13839650 >>13839644 It's Tim Curry. Everything he does is uncomfortably sexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:39:27 No.13839654 >>13839650 Point taken.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:41:24 No.13839662 >>13839629 >female Hexxus Oh yes. http://i.imgur.com/bfj3hM9.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:43:32 No.13839673 >>13839625 >>13839662 Thanks, guys. Not only have you made me relive my childhood nightmares, but you've made me stare at a sexy version of it with my own two eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:44:16 No.13839677 File: 159 KB, 940x720, 51659109_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:45:21 No.13839678 File: 387 KB, 1000x1000, 1397432207589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839662 >Tits sagging down to her naval No thank you. I'll stick to other slimes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:46:00 No.13839682 >>13839673 >Not only have you made me relive my childhood nightmares, but you've made me stare at a sexy version of it with my own two eyes. This is the true purpose of /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:46:03 No.13839683 >>13839677 Intriguing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:47:28 No.13839685 >>13839677 Corn sucks, just like Bicorns.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:47:52 No.13839687 >>13839682 I had some weird-ass nightmares as a kid, but almost none of them involved monsters. If I had spider nightmares when I was little, I probably wouldn't be looking at my Ushi-Oni waifu the same way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:49:12 No.13839694 >>13839687 God imagine if your nightmares dictated what Monster Girl Waifu you'd get.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:50:18 No.13839698 >>13839682 Truly. Onryo gave me nightmares for years and years, and now I'd love to see more content with them. Place is weird, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:50:29 No.13839701 >>13839694 One of my recurring nightmares as a kid involved the Teletubbies killing me with a UFO that had spinning blades attached to it. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:51:23 No.13839705 >>13839524 Rape. All five flavors of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:53:12 No.13839706 >>13839694 I don't get nightmares. Die alone?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:53:29 No.13839709

>>13839698
>Onryo

Aw they just need a hug. I think those movies would go way faster if someone hugged them tightly and said "It's okay"
>>13839701
>the Teletubbies killing me with a UFO that had spinning blades attached to it

A MONSTER GIRL TO SURPASS USHI ONI!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:53:45 No.13839711 >>13839694 I used to have nightmares about a blonde vampire chasing me down a dark hallway, by the end of the dream I'd always trip over and be struggling to crawl away. Guess I'd be destined to get raped by a vampire.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:54:28 No.13839712
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>>13839685
Bi-Corn is bad but luckily a superior option exists.

>>13839694
>tfw opening the Front door in RE Director Cut
>Then there was those fucking windows
>Literally couldn't sleep for months and had terrible pains during the night when trying

I don't think I could deal with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:55:08 No.13839714 File: 98 KB, 940x720, 51659109_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839677 No, I refuse to be a good goy.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:56:10 No.13839717

>>13839709
Somebody needs to draw that Teletubbies thing. A sexy version.
Another one of my nightmares involved those singing mouths from that old show with the lion puppets (I doubt anybody knows what I'm talking about, but hey, it's worth a shot). The mouths would grow straight out of my wall and repeat everything I said. Fucking nightmare fuel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:56:16 No.13839719 >>13839694 My worst nightmares involve zombies closing in on me. If they were cuddlemonsters like in threadcanon that wouldn't be so bad...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:56:43 No.13839720 >>13839694 Well thankfully I don't have nightmares, shit I don't even dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:57:16 No.13839722 >>13839706 You get the reclusive zero Monstergirl of non-existence. >>13839711 Or tenderly loved by one. >>13839717 Right we are going to be making some pretty fucked up MGs here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:57:35 No.13839724 File: 334 KB, 624x800, 1437929030345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839711 >by the end of the dream I'd always trip over and be struggling to crawl away Then she'd crawl towards you a la Harbladors Himecut Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:58:17 No.13839725 >>13839722 >Zero Monstergirl of non-existence So some Lovecraftian thingie?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:58:51 No.13839727 >>13839694 Husband to a dozen or so giant arachnes. Thankfully I don't find them as terrifying as actual spiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:59:05 No.13839728 >>13839694 I haven't had a nightmare for a long, long time, but I think it was about snakes before. Please no snakes. >>13839709 I'd hug one and tell her I want to show her what love is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 13:59:26 No.13839731 >>13839725 Yeah, pretty much.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:00:24 No.13839733

>>13839093
>Honey Bee
>Manticore
>Arachne
I totally forgot honey bee was a monstergirl

That ended up being a really boring set of rolls.
Secretary bee, slacker manticore, CC arachne.
Fucked level 7/10.
I just need to watch out for getting drunk on tailpussy and accepting gifts of clothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:00:44 No.13839735 >>13839731 >-5500 sanity points Huh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:01:23 No.13839739 >>13839694 A a kid I used to have nightmares with my dead sister. We were walking in the park and suddenly I was alone, terrible feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:02:20 No.13839741 >>13839093 >Mindflayer >Lilim >Dark Valkyrie Fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:03:11 No.13839744 >>13839739 Incoming incestuous Wisp waiting for your soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:03:18 No.13839745 Horsepussy is worstpussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:03:52 No.13839749 File: 243 KB, 600x600, 1429634745223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She tried her best, and it's the thought that counts, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:04:22 No.13839750 File: 330 KB, 800x680, 6c29b9bd7c41ca6002481de72f85072e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839739 I'm sorry to hear that Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:04:36 No.13839752 >>13839745 >stating the obvious For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:05:06 No.13839754 >>13839749 What would a Gazer Eyestalkjob feel like?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:05:12 No.13839755 >>13839739 >>13839744 >lose arm in car accident >dead sister creates new arm out of ectoplasm >uses it to write about her feelings >tells you you're never alone What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:05:23 No.13839756 >>13839752 This thread's about to die, air your grievances now. Alps will always be the best monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:05:56 No.13839758 File: 583 KB, 968x1000, 1437178312304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839745 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:06:50 No.13839761 >>13839756 I like the concept of yuri between a Paladin and a Monstergirl with no man involved. But I don't mind not being able to talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:07:18 No.13839762 >>13839720 I dream but I barely remember any details. The last one I remember was being alone in Japan or some other foreign country.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:07:19 No.13839763 >>13839756 >Alps will always be the best monstergirl This too is a known fact.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:07:41 No.13839767 >>13839755 Masturbate with the new arm and wait to meet her again. >>13839756 We aren't the last yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:08:01 No.13839768 >>13839756 The only monstergirls I really hate are Matango and Devil Bug. And I have far too many waifus. It's ruining my laifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:08:01 No.13839769 >>13839739 You get a lich yandere nee-san!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:08:21 No.13839770 >>13839758 Would be better without the horse half. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:08:39 No.13839772 >>13839756 But that's wrong, Mantis' are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:08:53 No.13839775 Reminder that the MonMusu ED is metal as fuck. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x2lma

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 28, 2015 14:09:10 No.13839777 >>13839761 I don't like /u/.

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