Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:21:12 2015 No.13810104 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:22:04 2015 No.13810109 File: 124 KB, 452x541, Loli Ushi - MINE!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something feels off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:24:15 2015 No.13810114 No Alps? You're right, without a best waifu vote this thread ain't going nowhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:24:52 2015 No.13810115 >>13810109 There's no opening line or nothing. Just the link. It feels bare with just that, doesn't it? But, really, who's complaining?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:24:55 2015 No.13810116 File: 944 KB, 1128x1128, 3a9786cb4dfc7d5f0e177185dfb0c046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mice are sleepy. Don't wake them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:25:12 2015 No.13810117 I'm going to marry and cuddle an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:25:28 2015 No.13810118 >>13810116 Go to bed, Nyanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:26:12 2015 No.13810121 So how about those Lamias, eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:26:36 2015 No.13810122 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, Black mage pophis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810115 It's barren, like the Pharaoh's womb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:26:49 2015 No.13810123 File: 65 KB, 360x450, urca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crow Love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:26:58 2015 No.13810124 >>13810115 Yeah, it's how I've always made them though. Just the bare essentials. No need for the other stuff, really.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:28:33 2015 No.13810125

>>13810121
I heard that Alps can become Lamias too
Of course they'd be a bit clumsy at first, tripping over their tail, not knowing about the sensitive point in their tail, accidentally squeezing you a little too hard when you pick them up and wanting to make up for it anyway they can
Wonderful really

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:28:38 2015 No.13810126 >>13810123 No matter what other people say, crows will always be the best waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:28:50 2015 No.13810127 >>13810124 Reminds me of my own life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:29:16 2015 No.13810129 File: 167 KB, 640x881, 1437529476624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810121 They're the best. I apparently have over 350 lamia pics on this thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:30:16 2015 No.13810131 >>13810122 Man, take that back, that's not nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:30:49 2015 No.13810132 > tfw no love for Danuki th-there's no global conspiracy! that's just common prejudice! If you say that, you're basically an Apophis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:31:00 2015 No.13810133 >>13810131 But it's true. She's just as barren as the sands she sleeps in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:32:40 2015 No.13810135 File: 699 KB, 1023x1246, 1437561160507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810132 Gee, I wonder who is behind this post. Tanukis a cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:32:41 2015 No.13810136 >>13810133 > not knowing that a pharoah can turn even the most barren desert into a fertile oasis > get a load of this danuki Guess building all those pyramids must have killed almost 6 billion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:33:10 2015 No.13810138 I want to be a young innocent bishounen who seduces the lusty old bitter evil and powerful Apophis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:33:38 2015 No.13810139 >>13810133 Now you're bein' a little bitch. On another hand, I would totally commission for art of an Apophis in boxer attire for some underground fight or something.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:35:19 2015 No.13810141

>>13810138
Bishe is just a code word for wanting to be a stage 3 alp
So let's revise what you said with that in mind~
> I want to be a young innocent bishounen who seduces the lusty old bitter evil and powerful Apophis!

> I want to be a young innocent bishounen who is seduced by the lusty old bitter evil and powerful Apophis into being her personal handmaiden and sometimes footmaiden too when her tail gets tired

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:35:38 2015 No.13810142 >>13810139 Wouldn't lamiae have an unfair advantage due to their tails keeping them up rather well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:36:46 2015 No.13810143 >>13810142 I'm not sure. But at least she can Dempsey roll real good, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:38:07 2015 No.13810147 >>13810141 Actually, it's not. It just means you're so handsome, you fucking make roses and lens flare appear out of nowhere when you make eye contact with people for too long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:38:47 2015 No.13810149 >>13810147 and then you alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:39:03 2015 No.13810150 >>13810141 All things considered that fate isn't that bad. There are worse things to happen than being the servant for an Apophis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:39:50 2015 No.13810152 >>13810150 a cute handmaiden no less!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:40:02 2015 No.13810154 >>13810149 So long as one wants to, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:42:16 2015 No.13810161 >>13810149 Anyone can alp. Even a big fat NEET could alp. Or a manly tough bara.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:44:23 2015 No.13810170 >>13810143 That tail is so flexible and powerful, she'd be better than Ippo with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:44:25 2015 No.13810171 >>13810139 With that in mind, more combat monstergirls in general would be cool. Too bad I don't have the money to support this desire of mine for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:44:28 2015 No.13810172 >>13810141 >and sometimes footmaiden too when her tail gets tired What would the duties of footmaiden entail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:46:48 2015 No.13810176 >>13810138 >young innocent >seduces >innocent >seduces The game is up, old boy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:47:59 2015 No.13810177 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.36_[2015.07.22_02.47.17].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's nothing heretical going on in this thread, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:48:32 2015 No.13810178 File: 137 KB, 850x748, 1430757426382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still no hard-boiled detective story being written?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:48:43 2015 No.13810179 >>13810177 ... maybe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:49:03 2015 No.13810181 >>13810177 Nope. Just talk of battle monstergirls on this end. I need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:49:13 2015 No.13810182 >>13810176 But Anon, he's asking for it! The way he innocently stares into the Apophis' eyes, asking how her day was. The way he invites her to talk about her dreams, and reaches out to hold her hand. He's just begging to be raped!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:49:43 2015 No.13810183 >>13810178 are any of those girls alps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:50:24 2015 No.13810184 >>13810177 Officer, please. You're like the only male character in the series besides Darling, you need to calm down and stay out of trouble. >>13810183 No, they're Dark Elves. There is no relation whatsoever between Alps and Dark Elves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:50:59 2015 No.13810186 >>13810183 Are you baiting now? This is the third time in this thread you've brought Alps out of no where.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:51:12 2015 No.13810187 >>13810184 ... fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:51:49 2015 No.13810192 >>13810187 NONE WHATSOEVER.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:52:30 2015 No.13810194 File: 450 KB, 437x498, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810182 It's the truth. I mean, look what he's wearing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:52:54 2015 No.13810195 >>13810186 No, I just really like Alps >>13810192 Hm.... seems like you're hiding something...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:53:07 2015 No.13810197 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:53:22 2015 No.13810198 >>13810194 Damn. He really is asking for it. >>13810195 N-no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:54:00 2015 No.13810202 >>13810194 Oh, look at that conservative attire. Look at his nervous pose. He's just begging for a long continuous night of fucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:54:05 2015 No.13810203 >>13810184 I felt bad for the officer in the scene where Darling meet Rachnera. He's just a guy trying to do his job and so scared. Maybe he lives with a monster girl of his own. On that thought, I want to see a spin-off with him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:55:45 2015 No.13810210 >>13810203 I want him to take on a more prominent role, too. He's always there for the citizenry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:56:16 2015 No.13810212 >>13810203 I was mentioning somewhere how yes, there needs to be a spin-off, or at the very least a one-off episode featuring Park Cop and hopefully a wolf/fox monstergirl that accompanies him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:57:44 2015 No.13810215 >>13810210 Not too different from darling as well. Maybe they're relatives? Deepest lore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:58:07 2015 No.13810217 So how would you a bully a monoeye?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:59:00 2015 No.13810219 >>13810215 That reminds me, when will Mr. and Mrs. Darling come home to find that their house is unrecognizable and inhabited by inhuman harlots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:59:01 2015 No.13810220 >>13810217 Piss in her eye.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:59:40 2015 No.13810222 >>13810217 Tell her all the things she'd look good in, and ask why she doesn't have any of those things already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:00:05 2015 No.13810225 >>13810219 He lives by himself, remember? He's, like, 25.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:01:06 2015 No.13810228 >>13810217 Buy her running shoes. Wait, I was thinking of lamias. Glasses. Buy her glasses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:01:38 2015 No.13810230 >>13810225 Go reread chapter 16. His parents are just abroad, as is the case with these stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:02:36 2015 No.13810235 >>13810217 Date one and make her think she's worth something. Then when she bring me home to meet her single mother. I then start fucking the MILF monoeye while ignoring the flatty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:04:19 2015 No.13810238 >>13810235 >ignoring the flatty. That's too evil even for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:04:45 2015 No.13810239 >>13810230 So... if my parents go 'abroad' I can be an anime main character too? Interesting...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:05:13 2015 No.13810241 >>13810225 >He's not 25 >He's "18-21" Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:06:32 2015 No.13810245 >>13810238 That's the point. She'd have to listen to her former boyfriend railing her mother as he grows increasingly distant to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:06:50 2015 No.13810247 >>13810239 No, you'd also have to live in Japan. Otherwise, at best, you get to be a secondary friend of the protagonist who had a lonely life with parents who traveled abroad all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:23:00 2015 No.13810284 File: 3.63 MB, 5847x2937, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Digimon, digital waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:38:17 2015 No.13810321 >>13810126 >the most gold and shiny digger animal >best waifu No

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:40:45 2015 No.13810326 >>13810321 Crows are smart, spooky, and cute. Not sure what you're on about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:41:40 2015 No.13810328 I want to be a young boytoy for a Sugar Momma Monster Girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:43:23 2015 No.13810332 >>13810321 >only non mammal to pass the mirror test

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:46:32 2015 No.13810341 >>13810328 A nice idea, but I'd rather have an older, unloved MG, so that I can make her feel loved again instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:49:00 2015 No.13810345 >>13810341 But a Sugar Momma is essentially the same thing, only that she spoils you with gifts and motherly love that she expects you to return tenfold, with at least four of those folds being your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:51:07 2015 No.13810351 >>13810345 But I don't want it to be based on something like that. I want to do it for the sake of doing it, and shower her with love for her own sake. And I don't really like gifts. They make me feel weird, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:03:53 2015 No.13810401 File: 298 KB, 480x270, 1403593887248.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810284 Lilithmon is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:04:01 2015 No.13810402 I want a Monster Girl who'll help me live out my Chunni Villain fantasies as my great opponent, as a Hero and our duels to be the grand fighting of two ideals, for the survival or destruction of the world! I want a Chunni relationship!

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:06:03 2015 No.13810417

>>13810351
>Got a job parking cars
>Quit because I was uncomfortable with people trying to push tips into my hand and getting offended when I tried to politely decline
Now I'm imagining Tanukis giving service industry workers a hard time.
>Thanks for your help, here's a tip
"Oh, no thank you. It was my pleasure to help."
>Now you listen here, one of us is getting paid. You can take the 10 or I can take a load, your choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:10:05 2015 No.13810432 >>13810402 Sounds like you want a Chuuni Valkyrie.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:13:26 2015 No.13810452

>>13810417
>Now you listen here, one of us is getting paid. You can take the 10 or I can take a load, your choice.
Please no. Its just part of the job. Now, if she were a regular, and got to know me maybe we could be friends or something, but aside from that, please no.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:17:08 2015 No.13810469

>>13810432
Perfect! I want to be the villain who tries to destroy world feeling it to be lost, while she's the hero who believes that light still exists and will always prevail over darkness! I want to be the difficult villain whos plans she always foils, but can't ever seem to capture! Then, I want all of my hard work and plans to slowly unravel by her hand, as she corners me in a rainy cherry tree garden, where all of my plans are destroyed and I fight for nothing but empty causes! I want our final fight to be depressingly pathetic and one sided, as I bitterly try in vain to win, knowing that all my previous wounds and failures have left me too weak, and also knowing that even if I were to emerge victorious in this fight, the rest of my hard work and ideals have been completely destroyed!

I want her to finally down me and, weak and no longer able to even get up, simply glare up at her as my fate lies completely in her hands!

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:22:26 2015 No.13810484

>>13810469
>simply glare up at her as my fate lies completely in her hands!
That's when she embraces you, unable to kill a man even if it's her sworn enemy. There's no hate in her eyes, just pity and forgiveness. She doesn't see a villain looking back at her, just a broken man that made the wrong choices.

And then her phone rings causing her to drop the chuuni act in panic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:25:55 2015 No.13810496 >>13810484 Oh come on, she said she wasn't going to bring her phone this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:32:26 2015 No.13810511 >>13810402 I want a chuuni villain Monster Girl to make me her "morality pet".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:34:50 2015 No.13810518 File: 324 KB, 862x1200, 1429082113649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who wants to live forever? Die in battle tonight and get a wife who knows her way around the battlefields of war and love!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:36:48 2015 No.13810523 >still no dolphin girl And I'm still mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:38:16 2015 No.13810527 >>13810523 Dolphin girls would be horrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:38:40 2015 No.13810528 File: 335 KB, 894x1000, 1394022796861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810518 Die by falling down an escalator tonight, get free tickets for the greatest - and only - show on the Styx!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:39:05 2015 No.13810530 >>13810527 Yet everyone seems to love ushi-onis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:39:54 2015 No.13810533 >>13810530 Ushi-Oni don't drown gulls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:40:07 2015 No.13810534 >>13810530 Dolphins would be more like aquatic Canadian Geese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:40:29 2015 No.13810535 >>13810530 Ushi-onis would love you. Dolphins hate love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:40:32 2015 No.13810536 >>13810530 Hey, man, at least Ushi are fuzzy, and would make a good mount. What do you get from a Dolphin? No, really. I assume they would have a human pussy, so what would you even get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:41:04 2015 No.13810538 >>13810536 Creepy laughing noises.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:41:16 2015 No.13810540 >>13810533 >caring about seagulls Literally the most annoying bird ever, why can't they ever shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:42:29 2015 No.13810543 >>13810540 I can't hate them even if they're the only bird to have ever taken a shit on me. I blame Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:43:51 2015 No.13810549 >>13810543 Don't buy into their gull propaganda

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:44:56 2015 No.13810551 >>13810549 But I want a flock of Gull Harpies to go "MINE! MINE!" at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:45:23 2015 No.13810552 >>13810538 Oh god. Now I'm imagining that one Dolphin girl in the back of her class just laughing at stupid shit and creeping everyone else out. Those poor class mates. >>13810540 They also seem to be pretty dumb, even for birds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:45:30 2015 No.13810553 File: 47 KB, 480x480, 1386443231277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810518 I'd rather have someone else if I had to die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:46:02 2015 No.13810556 >>13810553 >posting Anubis Crocodiles it is!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:46:45 2015 No.13810558 >>13810551 >not wanting a pelican nee-san

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:46:55 2015 No.13810559 File: 2.08 MB, 1280x720, vs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who will win an oomukade or a lizardgirl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:48:14 2015 No.13810563 >>13810559 The dragon king feared the oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:48:20 2015 No.13810565 >>13810559 >that size difference Video aside, still Oomukade, because they rank above Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:49:35 2015 No.13810567 >>13810518 No, thanks. Valk can be fine, but I would never want to spend an extended time with one. >>13810559 There are a lot of variables here. Is the Oomukade fully armored? Does the Lizard have her sword? Is it just a fist fight? What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:53:21 2015 No.13810571 >>13810559 I woke up to one of these fuckers (admittedly smaller than this one) biting me on the back the other night. Peviously I was ambivalent towards them, but now I fucking hate them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:53:30 2015 No.13810572 I want to help an oomukade who lost her legs in a tragic accident attach roller skates to her underside so she can zoom around!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:54:30 2015 No.13810575 >>13810572 Would you climb on her back and use her as a skateboard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:54:38 2015 No.13810576 >>13810571 A gecko that small was biting you? That's odd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:56:11 2015 No.13810579 >>13810575 I'd use her antennae as handlebars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:56:40 2015 No.13810580 >>13810576 Mukade are serious business man. And they're fucking everywhere over here right now, the horrid little shits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:01:40 2015 No.13810592 File: 792 KB, 1080x1440, 1394510594544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One day in the year of the fox came a time remembered well~ When the strong young men of the rising Sun heard the tolling of the great black bell~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:02:19 2015 No.13810594 >>13810402 >>13810432 >>13810469 >>13810484 >>13810496 >>13810511 Chunni is vastly underrated. The real question is what kind of chunni relationship would you want? Hero VS Villain? Villain and her sidekick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:04:05 2015 No.13810598 >>13810580 I'd trade millipedes for centipedes any day of the week. I can't trust anything that keeps cyanide in case it gets captured, those fuckers are hiding something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:04:32 2015 No.13810600 >>13810594 Villain and her sidekick, I once read through the Evil Overlord List in its entirety and want to put those skills to practical use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:11:06 2015 No.13810610 >>13810594 Sidekick who actually keeps things running. The boss will be going off about stealing the cities oldest statue and I'll be dealing with the new hires not getting proper uniforms/pay checks.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:12:40 2015 No.13810614

>>13810610
>chuuni
>having actual minions
It's like you're trying to create and evil empire and then when you get caught, plead not guilty by reason of insanity.
I remember a guy in one of the Batman comics thought he'd get away with some big fraud like that. Then he ended up in Arkham.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:16:43 2015 No.13810622

>>13810614
Hey, someone's got to make sure that the underlings are properly payed and getting the right benefit.
Otherwise when the boss decides to go out on a romp with her new fighting golem or tries to rob a bank we won't have the best people for the job.
I also need to make sure the boss isn't buying certain items as food.
Results can be quite...unpleasant, if the wrong thing gets added to the pantry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:17:27 2015 No.13810624 >>13810622 >certain items What could this possibly refer to?

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:19:40 2015 No.13810626

>>13810624
I've had the boss by CC cakes for a party one, get the loli cookies from the sabbath on more than one occasion, dairy based products of divine holst nature and, on one occasion, some wierd mushrooms that resulted in me getting sent to the hospital for a broken pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:20:17 2015 No.13810628 >>13810626 Yes, grocery shopping doesn't sound like something you should leave to a chuuni.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:23:26 2015 No.13810631

>>13810628
Son, have you tried to rob a bank only to have the large mouse infiltraitor get stuck in the airducts because, as our mission report said, "The ass was too fat?"
What made it worse is she apparently decided to start using more after she thought I was admiring her posterior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:25:31 2015 No.13810635 >>13810631 I wish to learn more of this organization.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:31:29 2015 No.13810641

>>13810635
Sure, I work for the illustrious Willmaria Fisk, better known as the "Queen Pin", a tanuki who, at times, gets a little too into the whole "Mob Queen" schtick.
We are an equal opportunity hire although, if I am to be honest, we've had an overabundance of lamia hires.
We engage in organized criminal activity and you will be given proper a proper uniform consisting of a suit and hat, along with a tie, and you will be expected to perform professionally and not feed your Alice co workers twenty CC cake pieces over the course of a week to "See what happens"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:33:02 2015 No.13810644 >>13810641 >Willmaria Fisk I heard her daughter wears a goofy mask and leaves roses with men she rapes.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:39:00 2015 No.13810652

>>13810644
That would be her cousin Angel as the boss, as far as I'm aware of, is currently single, a fact that has lead to a recent bout of depression eating which we have currently be trying to combat and work off.
As far as I know her cousin prefers to work alone.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:43:17 2015 No.13810660
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Remember when I said I'd finish this chapter today?
I did. Starting at line 236. Word of warning, it still doesn't go anywhere, it just ends.

http://pastebin.com/tAPfw5ps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:46:14 2015 No.13810664 >>13810660 On a related note, pick one: 1. Black Dragon 2. Kunoichi 3. Paladin and Yetis 4. Thief and Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:46:41 2015 No.13810665 >>13810660 What's this about

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:46:49 2015 No.13810666 >>13810660 Why do you even bother Alp? You're a failure at everything you do, this included. How long did it take you to do this story Alp? God, you're such a disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:46:49 2015 No.13810667 >>13810664 Paladin and yetis?

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Wed Jul 22 09:47:25 2015 No.13810668 ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:47:55 2015 No.13810670 >>13810668 Hellound in a labcoat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:48:02 2015 No.13810671 >>13810665 A Dark Elf and a human boy who want to do S&M stuff. >>13810667 Is that a vote or not? >>13810668 Loli Black Dragon handing gems to a Bear Girl in exchange for hunny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:48:15 2015 No.13810672 >>13810668 Hey .less, have you finished those commissions? Also draw a Dragon Girl (Any type but Vanilla) cuddling a Daki in her big meaty claws.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:48:19 2015 No.13810673 >>13810664 I might not read it, but Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:48:26 2015 No.13810674 >>13810664 Thief and V.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:48:55 2015 No.13810675 >>13810671 >>13810667 Yes it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:49:01 2015 No.13810676 >>13810668 Furry fucking a monsterboy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:49:02 2015 No.13810677 >>13810673 >I might not read it Why even vote then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:49:29 2015 No.13810678 >>13810666 Hey, I liked his art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:50:02 2015 No.13810680 >>13810675 So what's with the question mark? >>13810678 It was an illustrious career.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:51:04 2015 No.13810686 >>13810671 >A Dark Elf and a human boy who want to do S&M stuff If the dark elf is a M I'm dropping it already

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:51:05 2015 No.13810687 >>13810660 Dont listen to this bums Alp I think your a wonderful writer >>13810680 Because i dont know what I'm picking for

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:51:36 2015 No.13810690 >>13810677 Because there is always a chance I finally start reading the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:52:09 2015 No.13810693 >>13810686 Hell no she isn't. >>13810687 You're picking for what I'm writing next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:52:22 2015 No.13810694 >>13810668 Fuck off faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:52:43 2015 No.13810696 >>13810672 Seconded > also give her >tfw no HB bf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:52:59 2015 No.13810697 >>13810693 Then yes do paladin and yeti, it need to be done

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:54:05 2015 No.13810700 >>13810697 I put up the first update in May, but didn't get far enough to have Yetis in it yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:55:00 2015 No.13810702 >>13810700 I must be blind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:55:41 2015 No.13810703 >>13810702 No, not really. It's called Insurmountable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:56:40 2015 No.13810705 >>13810703 Oh, i missed that one, I'll have to read that later

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:56:43 2015 No.13810706 >>13810668 Cute kejourou doing cute things

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:56:47 2015 No.13810707 >>13810676 He already does that, so it's not like you really need to request it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:57:35 2015 No.13810708 >>13810705 Literally nothing happens in it yet. We'll get somewhere one day. In one of these stories. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 09:59:02 2015 No.13810713 >>13810668 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12494367/#12500110

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:00:04 2015 No.13810715 File: 80 KB, 1630x350, Ryu rain confession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810668 Draw this please, or yandere ryu Or sexy ryu like in spats and doing a handbra or that with a holst

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:02:09 2015 No.13810721 >>13810668 Phat ass white snake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:02:55 2015 No.13810723 >>13810687 >a wonderful writer You mustn't tell lies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:07:56 2015 No.13810736 >>13810668 More cat trap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:08:16 2015 No.13810737 What monstergirls do you think would be the best fits for each Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic and why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:08:38 2015 No.13810740 >>13810737 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:09:20 2015 No.13810741 >>13810737 Fuck off to /v/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:09:41 2015 No.13810742 >>13810737 Just draw the purple guy fucking more of them and fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:16:15 2015 No.13810753 File: 183 KB, 800x1067, 1388893761055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fun fact: i've ejaculated to this image probably 20 times

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:18:18 2015 No.13810759 >>13810753 Chubby nekobus is a miracle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:19:52 2015 No.13810761 File: 251 KB, 800x1067, Shigatake 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810759 indeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:20:24 2015 No.13810762 >>13810753 You know, I've never actually seen a singular image worth fapping to. Ever. And my favorite has a couple real nice pictures. Then again, I usually go for extended periods of time, so I guess it makes sense somewhat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:34:41 2015 No.13810797 Sucking your bro's dick doesn't make you an alp right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:34:43 2015 No.13810798 >>13810753 Too obese for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:35:24 2015 No.13810801 >>13810797 Did you say "Brojob, whoo! No homo!"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:36:44 2015 No.13810805 >>13810801 I forgot to say "No Homo", but I did think it. Thinking "No Homo" counts right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:37:40 2015 No.13810809 >>13810805 No, you have to say it out loud, like with spells and shounen attacks. Sorry man. I mean lady. Sorry lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:42:15 2015 No.13810823 >>13810161 >bara >alping I'll burn down your house, shit in the ashes, end your line and have you drawn and quartered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:45:01 2015 No.13810833 >>13810823 What are bears, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:45:39 2015 No.13810835 >>13810823 But Anon, it's still completely possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:48:56 2015 No.13810847 >>13810833 Faggots. >>13810835 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:49:04 2015 No.13810849 File: 1.78 MB, 1150x1626, 1419704788119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We require more minerals!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:49:58 2015 No.13810852 File: 134 KB, 340x340, 1391667437098.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810823 You thought that having some muscles would save you from it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:51:00 2015 No.13810856 >>13810761 I'd give her all the tuna she could ever want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:53:21 2015 No.13810862 >>13810847 How is it not? Your body type and interests have no bearing on if you alp or not. What does is if you want to suck dick or not. Or be a cute girl or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:57:55 2015 No.13810872 >>13810847 Plenty of gay dudes are big hairy bara guys who wear flannel, drive pickup trucks and go to the gun range with their buddies. not all gays are short skinny flamers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:59:42 2015 No.13810876 File: 87 KB, 565x800, 1417728581504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On the morning of your daughteru's tenth birthday, she shows up all packed up and tells you she wants to be the very best, like no-one ever was. What do?

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:01:27 2015 No.13810885
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You know, when I first started getting into MGE, my basic thought were "alright, they're cute and some of them are hot and stuff, but I'm probably not going to get into the kinkier monsters, like Manticores."

And now I have a thing for Manticores and I'm not sure whether I should feel aroused, confused, or both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:02:09 2015 No.13810889 >>13810885 You're a pervert, welcome to the club. Now enjoy yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:02:43 2015 No.13810892 >>13810876 Tell her that she doesn't get to be Chunni phase until she's 18.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:03:04 2015 No.13810893 >>13810876 Give her my pokeballs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:04:49 2015 No.13810895 >>13810889 I've always been into kinky shit, but a giant secondary vagina on the end of a scorpion tail is honestly a bit weird, even for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:05:38 2015 No.13810897 >>13810895 That's like vanilla here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:06:47 2015 No.13810899 >>13810895 1st day on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:07:44 2015 No.13810903 >>13810893 Where's the fun in that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:08:25 2015 No.13810905 >>13810899 Definitely not, I'm just surprised at the levels of kink I've discovered I am into.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:09:14 2015 No.13810906 >>13810905 The descent to depravity is a journey of endless discovery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:11:12 2015 No.13810908 >>13810872 Big muscled alps? Twice the size, all the awkward?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:12:07 2015 No.13810909 >>13810908 Y-y-you mirin', brah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:12:43 2015 No.13810910 >>13810908 >>13810909 I want to sit in a Strongfat Sumo Alp's lap!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:13:31 2015 No.13810912 >>13810908 I guess the body changes as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:13:56 2015 No.13810913 >>13810906 Truth. Also by the way if anybody wants a goddamn good manticore smut story, here you go. https://www.literotica.com/s/reverse-gloryhole Don't let the title throw you off, it's amazing. If you're into manticores anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:14:07 2015 No.13810914 >>13810909 What if I am? >>13810910 I'd rather she sat in mine so I can pat her head and hug her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:14:45 2015 No.13810915 >>13810912 Musclebucus exists though. >>13810914 >What if I am? Then you give her some protein.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:14:58 2015 No.13810916 >>13810914 She'd crush you though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:16:19 2015 No.13810919 File: 59 KB, 329x375, 1429728736107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810903 The fun starts right after she takes them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:17:05 2015 No.13810922 >>13810919 What villainy is this?

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:18:13 2015 No.13810924

>>13810915
Guess I will.
Did you know that milk is actually high in protein?
It's not what I'll be using in this instance but its good to know.

>>13810916
That's just what they say because they're so big, don't you want her to start squirming and stammering as you sit her in your lap despite the fact that she's so big?
Don't you want it to grow even worse when she feels a certain something grow hard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:21:38 2015 No.13810931 >>13810922 There's no villainy, just a girl with pokeballs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:22:10 2015 No.13810933 >>13810931 So... they're empty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:31:41 2015 No.13810954 >>13810933 I'm trying to come up with some witty answer to this but I actually can't

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:37:20 2015 No.13810964 >>13810933 >>13810954 They're on a string, m8.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:38:23 2015 No.13810967 >>13810964 But that's mean! Also who is the Gary Oak of Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:40:39 2015 No.13810973 >>13810924 >>13810916 >B-but Anon, aren't I heavy? >S-stop lying! I'm easily twice your si- >-!- >B-blushing? Why would I be b-blushing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:40:52 2015 No.13810975 >>13810967 Cheshire. Something that likes antagonizing pranks but secretly mellows out as the story progresses. Was gonna say Kakuen, but that's more of a Mankey than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:42:13 2015 No.13810981 >>13810908 >and then you try to bully that one alp who used to be a pitcher and was newer in denial about being gay enjoy getting a spadetail up your ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:42:51 2015 No.13810985 >>13810924 >>13810973 Screw that, if she's twice my size I'm sitting on her lap I ain't getting crushed today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:43:20 2015 No.13810989 >>13810975 >Gina was here, Anon is a loser! Can you find all the graffiti? >>13810981 Not him but thanks, I will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:43:53 2015 No.13810990 >>13810981 >enjoy getting a spadetail up your ass Eh, it's a living.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:44:15 2015 No.13810992 >>13810981 The only thing going in anybody is my dick in her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:46:14 2015 No.13810996 >>13810985 Come on, don't you want to make her feel cute and small by having her sit in your lap? You could nibble those pointed ears of hers and stroke her leathery wings, making them twitch at your touch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:47:35 2015 No.13811001 >>13810989 >Can you find all the graffiti? I'm impressed she could write so legibly on her own ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:48:04 2015 No.13811003 >>13811001 >Cheshire I'm not surprised at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:48:18 2015 No.13811004 >>13810996 Some of us like not being crushed. And she may be cute but she sure as hell isn't small.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:50:41 2015 No.13811011 >>13811004 Very well, are you at least going to lay back against her so that she can stroke your hair and hug you tight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:53:20 2015 No.13811015 >>13811011 Well I can certainly do that. That sounds like a much more comfortable arrangement. Headpats and being cuddled are my weakness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:54:46 2015 No.13811019 >>13811015 Just be ready for her to start getting clingy, that size isn't just for show, she'll hold you nice and tight as she nuzzles you and wraps her little, leathery wings around you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:57:24 2015 No.13811021 File: 943 KB, 1920x1080, These fucking niggers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >alps >her >she

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:58:15 2015 No.13811023 >>13811021 Your bait is stale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:59:39 2015 No.13811026 >>13811023 You faggots are talking about big hairy bara alps and you call bait?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:00:58 2015 No.13811029 >>13811026 I think they're talking about big hairy baras who then turn into alps. the product would be more or less the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:00:58 2015 No.13811030 >>13811026 Nah, just big alps. No excess body hair. In a related vein though, I'd love to have a big, muscled elf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:01:00 2015 No.13811031 File: 268 KB, 550x600, 1417928492695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811026 Let me piss you off even more with this image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:01:15 2015 No.13811033 >>13811026 Well we're not talking about hairy alps, just big ones. And besides there's nothing else to talk about now. No new OC,and no new KC girl make Anon something something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:01:55 2015 No.13811034 File: 222 KB, 469x558, 1404088266344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe centaurs are not that bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:02:01 2015 No.13811035 >>13811033 >No new OC But there was just some. It's just that it was shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:03:01 2015 No.13811038 >>13811034 They're not. Cerea was the star of the last episode of EMG.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:07:26 2015 No.13811045

>>13811034
>>13811038
I'm mixed on them in general. Not one for the horse part, but at the same time Cerea's personality and her easily flustered nature in the handholding chapter were what hooked me on MonMusu.

While there are better monsters out there (I won't name names), there are far worse as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:08:04 2015 No.13811046 File: 338 KB, 800x1131, 40766018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:08:32 2015 No.13811048 >>13811021 What type of monster girl would Marie Rose look best as?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:09:42 2015 No.13811049 >>13811031 Cute

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:11:42 2015 No.13811053

>>13811023
>bait

See, just cause someone challenges your view of something, doesn't make it bait.You claim alps are women, when they're nothing more than a dude with a magic sex change, the act like men, think like men, you're basically fucking a dude in a skirt.

>inb4 tumblr

See, no one is mentioning "gender fluid" or whatever other made up term for "getting to fuck or be fucked with out anyone calling me a faggot" bs that is at the core of all those lies. The whole shtick of alps is that they start as men and remain men on the inside, you can ignore it if you want but it's still a guy.

>inb4 muh alps who awaken to being a woman in body and heart

Yeah, that mattered, when it was the norm for alps, now in the updated profile, those alps are expressed to be the minority, most alps you encounter will still be men in a way. You have a fetish for making men girls and get mad when people call you out on your bullshit? Maybe like a better monster then. One who is 100% female instead of a magic transsexual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:12:23 2015 No.13811054 >>13811031 Cute/10 would get carried by.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:12:41 2015 No.13811056 >>13811053 Take it easy, it's just an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:13:30 2015 No.13811058 File: 2.49 MB, 2000x1760, 1437581610006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:13:45 2015 No.13811060 File: 290 KB, 1372x1100, FireRat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810668 A Hinezumi in the outfit on the right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:14:06 2015 No.13811063 >>13811053 That's a whole lotta bait there. >>13811058 I am a-frightened.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:14:36 2015 No.13811064

>>13811053
And another thing, the point is that even a big muscly dude become a dainty little thing, right? Yet here you are discussing buffcubus tier alps, big and muscular, LIKE A MAN. So maybe stop the hypocrisy and admit it's gay as fuck, since you seem to want a man with a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:14:46 2015 No.13811065 >>13811058 >nipples This is a christian imageboard you heathen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:15:03 2015 No.13811066 >>13811058 Ah, I see the dark slime/kitsune experiment was a success. Now to go merge an ommukade with a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:15:40 2015 No.13811068 >>13811066 Stinky, venomous Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:16:01 2015 No.13811070 >>13811064 Woah there mate. Onis are big and muscular. So are Dragons. You saying Onis and Dragons are gay? I'll fucking fight you you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:16:24 2015 No.13811072 >>13811064 >buffcubuss tier So we need them to be soft ey? Fat alps it is, a big belly like a tire and a behind that sticks out like a shelf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:17:41 2015 No.13811076 >>13811068 Nope, the ommukade is the primary component so if anything you'll be getting centipedes with the strength and armor of the wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:17:49 2015 No.13811078 File: 373 KB, 800x1129, Buffbucus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811072 Fun fact: because a phase 3 Alp is indistinguishable from a regular Succubutt, this could very well be an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:18:32 2015 No.13811081 >>13811072 >fat alps it is Oh man. It's almost like he wants a certain alp to come back into the light.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:19:57 2015 No.13811084 >>13811070 Except those are born women, they don't come to be from a magic sex change nor do they behave like men. >>13811072 >Fat I'm going to punch you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:20:00 2015 No.13811085 >>13811068 Alright, this stereotype about Oomukades being stinky needs to stop. Oomukades do not smell! Stop calling them smelly!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:20:02 2015 No.13811086 >>13811078 Indeed. All succubi could be alps and all alp could be tomboy succubi. >>13811081 EH, I prefer the more direct method of fat alp creation. The bigger the better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:20:36 2015 No.13811087 >>13811085 You know who to blame for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:21:19 2015 No.13811089 >>13811078 >indistinguishable >using monsters outside MGE There was an attempt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:21:30 2015 No.13811090 >>13811084 Sorry Anon, I wanted to talk about buff, or at least strongfat, alps but SOMEONE has problems with them having muscle. Guess we need to go and talk about alp blobs now. How much movement do you want yours to have? None or very little?

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:22:44 2015 No.13811092

>>13811084
>nor do they behave like men
What if they're a Tomboy?

I mean, Onis are pretty much manly, and so are Amazons. Amazons are so manly their society is full role reversal.

And lets not forget the whole "pick up men, rape them, overpower them" is also considered "masculine".

In short, think before you ever consider talking trash about Tomboy Dragons ever again in this thread. I will put in a grave whoever does such a disservice to Dragons.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:23:35 2015 No.13811095
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Aww shit! Your Holstaur daughteru wants to bake some sweets using her own breast milk in order to potentially woo her childhood friend!

What are you gonna bake for the kid, fam?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:23:48 2015 No.13811096 >>13811090 400lb alps who waddle from place to place and subsist on nothing but the crusty cum in their fat folds?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 12:23:59 2015 No.13811097 File: 1.09 MB, 1080x1920, LoenCerea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need wurm reference colors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:24:51 2015 No.13811101 >>13811092 >I'm an idiot and I can't read Okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:25:09 2015 No.13811102 File: 231 KB, 484x536, 1423578402744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811095 Nothing. She needs to do it on her own, so she can use love, the secret ingredient, and woo the boy. >>13811097 Red Wurm please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:25:21 2015 No.13811103 File: 639 KB, 625x1000, Wurm KC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811097 Will this suffice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:25:28 2015 No.13811104 >>13810553 You know what's what.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:25:38 2015 No.13811106

>>13811095
Wonderland Fruit.

Like hell I'll let someone defile my Daughteru.

Naturally don't tell her about what Wonderland Fruit does. But make sure to put it and some Spirit Energy into it so it's a permanent effect.

That'll show that Childhood Friend to think twice before fucking with my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:26:36 2015 No.13811108 >>13811106 Your daughteru wants to V her childhood friend you nincompoop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:26:59 2015 No.13811110 >>13811096 >Waddling Not far enough, they shall be strapped down and used as public receptacles that are little more than living water beds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:27:00 2015 No.13811111 >>13811106 Just dick her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:27:32 2015 No.13811112 >>13811108 I know. Hence make sure she can't. >>13811111 Not until the Childhood Friend is out of the picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:32:32 2015 No.13811117 >>13811065 Someone should replace those nipples with man nipples. That way it will be legal. Bonus points if you change the hue to purple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:33:53 2015 No.13811121 File: 316 KB, 800x686, 764f26c18c301de96c3413c2c0aa7938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811034 They're cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:35:25 2015 No.13811124 >>13811112 >I'd feed a little boy a fruit to make him a monstergirl and fuck his mind for life, but claiming my daughter before he can is too much REALLY?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:36:11 2015 No.13811126 >>13811097 10/10 would impregnate. Even if she had frontgina.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:37:07 2015 No.13811129

>>13811112
>Turn daughteru's childhood friend into an MG.
>Turns out she wanted this and secretly had a crush on you, daughteru was planing to make her change.
>Wife is in on it as well and is fine with sharing.

Roll for what she is now.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:37:11 2015 No.13811130 File: 382 KB, 1358x1131, 1393429040128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811126 Look upon her, and know her. Biblically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:37:16 2015 No.13811131 >>13811034 >>13811038 >>13811121 HORSE PUSSY O R S E SMELL LIKE A BARN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGHT AT HORSEFUCKER MAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:38:11 2015 No.13811134 >>13811129 >Cheshire Well I'm boned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:38:21 2015 No.13811135 >>13811129 >Poseidon Guess I should try for an actual species... >Chimaera ...My fault for playing god with this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:38:30 2015 No.13811136 >>13811129 >roll Has to be wonderland girl you alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:39:17 2015 No.13811138 >>13810668 For your consideration: Sahuagin in just a button up shirt Cupid commando Kuukimora

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:39:26 2015 No.13811139 >>13811136 Screw the rules, time for fun!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:39:31 2015 No.13811140 >>13811126 Implying frontgina is not the only thing that makes centaurs salvageable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:39:47 2015 No.13811141 >>13811131 There is no need to point out how bad shit smells. Let the horse lovers live in ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:39:58 2015 No.13811144 >>13811129 >TF/TG shit Fuck off cocksmoker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:40:56 2015 No.13811148 >>13811139 No, fuck you and your "every mg is an alp" bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:41:04 2015 No.13811149 >>13811134 Don't forget that she's going to be packing up top after your daughteru makes and givers her those sweets. >>13811135 She has a yan personality, a kuu personality, and a deredere one, all of whom want you. Enjoy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:41:09 2015 No.13811150

>>13811129
>Chochin-Obake
So did the Childhood Friend make a pact and fused with that lamp we threw out last week so the two of them could have me?

Well jokes on her, I don't like Lolis or Polygamy. I'm into older women.

Seriously, they should've thought this out more. I mean, didn't my Daughteru ever wonder why her mother is 10 years my senior?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:41:39 2015 No.13811151 >>13811131 >>13811141 Barns just smell like fine dust and hay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:41:56 2015 No.13811152 >>13810668 A Lich in a fancy, undead-styled negligee! A nice deep purple, lacy and translucent, and with little skull clasps!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:43:01 2015 No.13811159 >>13811141 People who are wrong must be corrected, lest they bring calamity upon all. Just look at Typhoid Mary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:43:01 2015 No.13811160 >>13811150 CC Cakes Anon! And its bigamy. >>13811148 No, not claiming that. Just putting that fruit to good use. Although that theory would explain why Druelladoesn't have a husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:43:34 2015 No.13811162 The last song you listened to is the song that you have to perform for your monster GF in order to woo her. How fucked are you? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm8xIo_2Aok

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:44:03 2015 No.13811164 >>13811151 Who do you think you're fooling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:45:11 2015 No.13811166 >>13811129 I don't want another girl, I'm fine with my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:45:13 2015 No.13811167 >>13811162 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ4NXkAgYU8 Could've done worse I guess?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:46:06 2015 No.13811170 >>13811164 >knigga doesn't know the difference between a barn and a loafing shed or a feed lot I know 90% of this thread are a bunch of house mice but come on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:46:50 2015 No.13811173 >>13811162 Incredibly fitting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4oTJLVdPs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:46:52 2015 No.13811174 >>13811162 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UvvnUgw8As I'm not Hidenori Shoji, so I am fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:46:55 2015 No.13811175 >>13811166 Should've thought about that before breaking out the fruit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:49:21 2015 No.13811181 >>13811160 Well, i guess CC Cake would work. But still. >>13811175 What's she going to do? Rape me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:49:30 2015 No.13811182 >>13811170 I live in the Caribbean, we raise horses here, try harder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:50:16 2015 No.13811186 >>13811181 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:50:47 2015 No.13811188 >>13811186 Well she'll have to stop eventually!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:51:35 2015 No.13811191 >>13811188 That's when your wife tags in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:52:22 2015 No.13811193 >>13811191 W-Well then she'll have to stop eventually! They can't just rape me all day!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:52:39 2015 No.13811194 File: 2.66 MB, 2450x2300, Utsuho (uncensored).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811058

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:52:46 2015 No.13811195 >>13811193 That's when your daughteru tags in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:53:13 2015 No.13811197 >>13811182 Then either you're overcrowding or feeding them nothing but sweet feed and alfalfa. No wonder they reek. Like a NEET living on nothing but hot pockets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:55:40 2015 No.13811201 >>13811129 Fuck off Inari.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:56:13 2015 No.13811202 File: 161 KB, 392x500, Empress_Girtablilu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Girtablilu glow under a blacklight like a regular scorpion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:56:25 2015 No.13811203 >>13811195 But my daughteru is a cute loli! I don't want to dick cute daughteru loli!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:57:00 2015 No.13811204 >>13811202 I have no idea but I want that one. >>13811203 Hence the "rape" part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:57:49 2015 No.13811207 >>13811203 Daughteru grabbed a CC cake as well, she looks almost like her mother now. They could be mistaken for sisters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:58:46 2015 No.13811208 I just want to fuck my wife and no one else, is that so wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:59:21 2015 No.13811209 >>13811208 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:59:22 2015 No.13811210 >>13811208 No. She just wants you to fuck her and nobody else too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:59:58 2015 No.13811213 >>13811208 Yes. If you don't want a harem you're gay. True fact.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:00:22 2015 No.13811214

>>13811208
No, says the woman with the spadetail, he must fuck all women.
No says the man in plate, he may not fuck anyone.
No says the sister-in-law, he should fuck his in-laws also.

Well I chose a different answer. I chose the impossible. I chose Faithfulness.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:00:30 2015 No.13811215

>>13811207
OK, do they seriously think that their plan to be three Christmas Cakes who lock me up in my room and share me is going to work?

I mean its tempting to be doted on my older women and cuddled for the rest of my life, but they don't seriously think they can get away with this, do they? It'd be rape, and kidnapping! That's illegal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:01:55 2015 No.13811220 Holy shit, one second apart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:01:56 2015 No.13811221 >>13811208 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:03:03 2015 No.13811225 >>13811209 >>13811210 >>13811220 >>13811221 WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:05:21 2015 No.13811231 >>13811208 >>13811214 Good men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:05:49 2015 No.13811232 >>13811182 No you don't, you get attacked by shitty actors in their boats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:05:54 2015 No.13811233 >>13811225 The dimensional barrier has thinned! /mgt/ and /mgt/ ' are leaking into one another. Sadly, neither place has real monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:06:03 2015 No.13811234 >>13811215 Nah, they'll make you love it riding, you till the three of them are swollen with seed, each girl taking over after one is done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:06:19 2015 No.13811235 >>13811231 Selfish men hogging their dicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:08:05 2015 No.13811242 >>13811233 What would derivative /mgt/ even be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:08:46 2015 No.13811243 >>13811232 Are you making a PoC reference? Or is this about Jean Claude van Damme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:10:55 2015 No.13811253 Why won't the loli drink her milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:12:11 2015 No.13811256 >>13811253 Cause you haven't put your semen in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:12:35 2015 No.13811257 >>13811253 She knows where it comes from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:14:32 2015 No.13811261 >>13811253 Cause milk tastes and smells funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:14:52 2015 No.13811262 >>13811256 >>13811257 But doesn't she want to grow strong and healthy like her Holst onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:15:25 2015 No.13811263 File: 124 KB, 534x804, 1410782950495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811262 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:17:16 2015 No.13811268 File: 1.90 MB, 313x244, 1411700751777.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811263 >flat holst

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:19:57 2015 No.13811271 >>13811263 Flat Holst is best Holst. No excess fat, her milk is concentrated and high in vitamins and extra-healthy. I wanna suckle on her DFC all day long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:21:02 2015 No.13811274 >>13811263 I just want to give her head pats and tell her she's wonderful how she is. Although judging by the look on her face that's a fine way to get a punch in the ribs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:21:42 2015 No.13811277 File: 490 KB, 750x1062, 1422806267443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810664 That's long enough, and the winner is number 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:22:26 2015 No.13811279 File: 120 KB, 534x804, 1416789879520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811271 >implying

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 13:24:12 2015 No.13811282 File: 225 KB, 1320x784, ss+(2015-07-22+at+12.23.17).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811103 Yes, thank you. >>13811102 I can try that one after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:25:22 2015 No.13811285 >>13811282 It was Super Wurm all along? Being red would let her move three times faster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:25:42 2015 No.13811287 >>13811279 Goddammit Matsu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:26:37 2015 No.13811290 >>13811287 Bless him and his fixation on BE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:27:17 2015 No.13811291 File: 712 KB, 3200x800, 0000000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:28:20 2015 No.13811293 >>13811243 Can't it be both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:28:23 2015 No.13811294 >>13811291 >everyone's request but mine I used to believe in miracles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:28:58 2015 No.13811296 File: 996 KB, 759x1284, tsun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811271

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:29:14 2015 No.13811297 >>13811285 But can't you see anon? That's Super Wurm's SUPER MODE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:29:44 2015 No.13811298 >>13811297 Of course it is. I've seen 00.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:30:09 2015 No.13811299 >>13811291 That's nice less! Have you finished those Commissions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:30:17 2015 No.13811300 >>13811291 That Sahuagin is adorable, but that Ryu and Hellhound are the ones most deserving of expanding on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:34:08 2015 No.13811309 >>13811291 Sahuagin and Hellhound are the best by far, I've always had a weakness for barely clothed girls in men's shirts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:34:15 2015 No.13811310 >>13811298 >Wurm-am! >Fights three times as fast

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:35:31 2015 No.13811312 >>13811298 >>13811310 >they doesn't even EXAM mode

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:36:47 2015 No.13811315 File: 274 KB, 1132x865, succuslut alert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How softly would you a Succubutt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:37:25 2015 No.13811317 File: 526 KB, 728x1032, 51059090_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:37:48 2015 No.13811318 >>13811312 Goddamn Argentinian Try-Hards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:37:58 2015 No.13811319 >>13811315 Soft enough to make it last as long as possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:38:37 2015 No.13811320 File: 158 KB, 1024x1271, shake_irate_by_matsu_sensei-d8qp0af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811287 Matsu has a thing for absurdly huge breasts and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:39:13 2015 No.13811323 >>13811317 I remember that Succubus(?)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:40:51 2015 No.13811329 >>13811319 You know, it'd be kinda interesting if Succusluts got more energy from gentle slow sex than cumpumping. You'd get a rapist tantrically raping and cuddling her victim in the alley until morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:42:01 2015 No.13811331 >>13811312 >Wurm shouting "Exam System Online! Exam System Online!" as she punches bad guys. Cute but worrying.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 13:43:16 2015 No.13811334 File: 795 KB, 1120x1426, Van1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811320 Muscle Milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:44:32 2015 No.13811338 >>13811334 Scary. Also how come you're here and not in the /a/ thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:45:18 2015 No.13811339 >>13811338 Are you really going to complain anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:46:05 2015 No.13811342 >>13811339 >complain Don't get your panties in a knot, I'm just curious.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:48:26 2015 No.13811351
File: 396 KB, 605x1000, mindflayer_by_monorus-d902z7v.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The Anons in the other thread revealed that Mono is taking Commissions. On one hand, I'm nearly broke and I need to eat. On the other hand what's the best outfit? I'm thinking white Sun Dress, but do you Anons have any better suggestions for cute outfits to put Chibi Monster Girls in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:49:39 2015 No.13811354 >>13811351 Leather jacket and a shirt that says MetalMoprhosis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:50:52 2015 No.13811356 File: 583 KB, 968x1000, Nightmare Chibi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811351 I already got 2. They're quite adorable, ain't they? I do hope Mono resumes taking full commissions again someday soon, but until then, these are lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:52:01 2015 No.13811360 File: 518 KB, 1000x1000, miqote_wyvern.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811351 Also Gym Uniforms. Tight white shirts and spats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:52:14 2015 No.13811363 >>13811291 >he did the hellhound I am happy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:52:27 2015 No.13811364 >>13811351 a suit and tie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:52:44 2015 No.13811365 >>13811360 Now here's a pretty picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:53:25 2015 No.13811368 File: 166 KB, 570x575, Cecil-AltEX-DK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811351 Well, I would mind seeing a Yeti in FF4 Dark Knight armor, provided her paw and midriff are still viewable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:55:21 2015 No.13811371 File: 568 KB, 1200x810, 1428870914261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paint me like one of your French girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:55:46 2015 No.13811373 >>13811364 Business Attire is actually quite nice. I like the way you think Anon. Like the one Tanuki Office Lady picture? Anyone have that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:56:05 2015 No.13811375 >>13811371 Well that's gonna be a problem since I can't even draw a proper stick figure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:56:13 2015 No.13811376 >>13811368 paws and midriff*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:57:08 2015 No.13811378 >>13811373 Cute girls in nice suits are always a wonderful thing. Speaking of which, didn't somebody write a story based off that tanuki office lady pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:57:55 2015 No.13811381 >>13811373 That's just Mamizou in a suit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:58:47 2015 No.13811382 File: 726 KB, 1219x1354, 1429385866121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811373 >the one Tanuki Office Lady picture How am I supposed to know which one you mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:59:13 2015 No.13811383 >>13811351 >Mono is taking Commissions Fuck I wanted to pay him for something months back and now I can't remember what it is I wanted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:59:45 2015 No.13811385 >>13811382 That's just a human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:00:23 2015 No.13811386 >>13811291 I don't see any dicks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:00:57 2015 No.13811389 >>13811351 How much does he cost? Do you paywith paypal or something? I'd hate to attach my name to any monmusu shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:00:59 2015 No.13811390 >>13811351 >mono taking commissions Where.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:01:26 2015 No.13811394 I want to get my voice back after breaking my pact with a dragon, and then fight her to the death after learning dragons plan on killing all of humanity!

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 14:03:07 2015 No.13811397 File: 233 KB, 1320x784, ss+(2015-07-22+at+01.01.54).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811338 It's shit. The anime is good but those talking about it are just ruining any enjoyment I would have looking at the threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:04:04 2015 No.13811402 >>13811385 Look at her head anon. She's a Tanuki in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:04:07 2015 No.13811403 >>13811394 >not listening to your dragon and fucking your sister Still MAD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:04:08 2015 No.13811404 >>13811378 >>13811382 Alrighty, looks like I'll do Business Attire instead. Thank you Anons for enlightening me. >>13811389 $30, and I'm assuming so like most artists. >>13811390 I contacted him via DA, so try there or his Tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:04:14 2015 No.13811405 File: 199 KB, 1034x1995, 1434391899491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811397 I feel bad for you. Now go play volleyball with this Elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:04:18 2015 No.13811406 >>13811394 Did Caim do that in the Drakengard series, or are you referencing another series?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:05:02 2015 No.13811411 >>13811404 Thanks a million!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:05:45 2015 No.13811414 >>13811404 Brb, gonna hate to decide if I want to get gay and get him to draw some of my own characters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:08:52 2015 No.13811421 >>13811129 >Dark Priest So he was worshiping a false god too? That's extra heretical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:09:58 2015 No.13811424 I want to slap a drink out of a monstergirl's hand and tell her to control the calamity that are her mammaries!

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 14:10:57 2015 No.13811427 File: 158 KB, 1280x720, HitchcockPresent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811405 I'd prefer some horseback riding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:11:40 2015 No.13811430 >>13811427 Hey Hound, what are you looking forward to in the anime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:12:26 2015 No.13811434 >>13811406 Yes, it's Drakengard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:12:30 2015 No.13811435 >>13811427 So you've finally remembered the girl you once swore eternal love to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:13:30 2015 No.13811437 >>13811427 >that face Goddammit Cerea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:13:45 2015 No.13811441 >>13811427 Did you move on from Asterio?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:14:07 2015 No.13811442 >>13811427 I thought you were loyal to Tio, slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:14:16 2015 No.13811443 >>13811441 Didn't you know? Hound is a tits man This is his excuse

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:14:30 2015 No.13811446 >>13811441 Silly anon, Asterio is the one he moved on to by abandoning Cerea and Tio.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:14:39 2015 No.13811447 File: 600 KB, 1020x1303, 51536236_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:15:25 2015 No.13811450 >>13811434 Neato. I can't wait for NieR 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:15:30 2015 No.13811452 >>13811447 This cannot be allowed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:15:54 2015 No.13811453 >>13811446 But that's where you're wrong, Jim. Hound has abandoned them all for the Mino For a dog, he sure is un-loyal.

Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 14:17:16 2015 No.13811457
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>>13811435
I never forgot.

>>13811430
MONs episode for sure, I wonder if they will try a different style with it.

Rachnee, though her voice could be a bit more raspy but sexy. I dunno, I just always imagined her with a Emma Stone like voice, but that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:17:58 2015 No.13811461 >>13811447 LEWD!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:18:24 2015 No.13811463 >>13811453 >Implying someone with a hyperweapon that big shouldn't share it with many women

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:19:04 2015 No.13811467 >>13811457 >Rachne >Emma Stone voice I always read her in an Aoi Yuki voice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:19:22 2015 No.13811469 >>13811463 I forgot all about that. All those poor, big-tittied brown girls really got it hard, huh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:20:05 2015 No.13811470 >>13811463 It's true Oh man, how long has it been?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:21:31 2015 No.13811475 >>13811470 Too long. Should we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:21:34 2015 No.13811476 >>13811457 >a bit more raspy This exactly. Her voice is fine now, but I'd love it even more if it was lower and more seductive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:22:02 2015 No.13811477 >>13811457 >I never forgot. Could have fooled me >Switches to Tio >Then Switches to 12 Beast Cow >The probably switched to MM Cow

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:26:15 2015 No.13811491

>>13811457
>You will never spring hop on Cerea
>She will never try to buck you off
>You will never grab on her titties for dear life
>You will never reduce her to a sweaty, panting quivering mess
>You will never look into those teary blue eyes as she whispers "No"
>You will never rape her right in the horse pussy and cum inside, completely ruining her for marriage
>You will never not take responsibility

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:27:00 2015 No.13811496 >>13811457 Christ, you poor bastards have to deal with Crix don't you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:27:10 2015 No.13811497 >>13811427 >dat filename I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:27:49 2015 No.13811500 File: 290 KB, 303x442, Absolutely Diosgusting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811491 >Raping Cerea >Not taking responsibility >Making Cerea cry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:28:57 2015 No.13811504 >>13811500 Catgirl licking herself vigorously.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:29:42 2015 No.13811509 >>13811500 >liking EMG in the first place You are unworthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:29:51 2015 No.13811511 >>13811491 To the Matango pit with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:31:48 2015 No.13811518 >>13811511 You cannot stop the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:32:02 2015 No.13811522 File: 456 KB, 788x1024, 1426405728343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811470 >>13811475 I did. >Ecstasy of Nyanon : 3 times >Ecstasy of Maus : 7 times

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:33:03 2015 No.13811526 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, My opinion on Haremshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811509 I've said it before and I'll say it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:33:08 2015 No.13811528 >>13811522 He aims to please No wonder they like him so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:33:59 2015 No.13811534 >>13811518 Yes I can

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:34:03 2015 No.13811535 File: 42 KB, 659x645, 1437590043561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811475 I still can't believe this happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:35:24 2015 No.13811543 >>13811526 Recognition of your sins alone does not absolve you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:35:53 2015 No.13811547 >>13811535 Orgasm so good the jizz defies gravity.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 14:36:51 2015 No.13811552 File: 452 KB, 705x706, Untitled-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811443 Can a man not have a harem in America?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:36:51 2015 No.13811553 >>13811543 >Implying I want to be absolved I will drown in my sins anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:37:22 2015 No.13811556 >>13811552 Only in Utah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:37:22 2015 No.13811557 File: 229 KB, 1807x548, The Truth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811534 >he thinks he can stop the dick!!! I bet you like yuri faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:37:38 2015 No.13811558 >>13811552 I don't know. I'm not American

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:37:39 2015 No.13811559 >>13811552 Hound you're a slut, just admit it. There's nothing wrong with being a slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:38:08 2015 No.13811567 I want a Manticore to force me to watch The Green Inferno, knowing that I'm squeamish and can't stand Gorey movies at all and that with even minor stuff I cringe and close my eyes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:39:40 2015 No.13811572 Some post the one that says we'll have sex with aliens or something, and that if we can't, we will build machines, to have sex with them. >>13811567 Peter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:39:45 2015 No.13811573 >>13811567 I want to sit down with a Manticore and watch shitty over-the-top gorefest horror movies and mock them, MST3K style!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:39:52 2015 No.13811575 >>13811557 Nah I don't like yuri at all and yurifags are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:40:57 2015 No.13811579 >>13811567 I want to be a cuddle slut for a manticore. Before taking her home and making her watch KLK and Seed with me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:41:27 2015 No.13811583 >>13811567 >manticunts Disgusting, you deserve far worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:41:56 2015 No.13811587 >>13811528 >>13811535 >Ecstasy of Alpie 10 times >Ecstasy of Black Dragon 1 times I know not what to make of this discovery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:42:33 2015 No.13811589 >>13811567 >>13811567 I want to join the tunnel snakes and gun down manticores!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:42:34 2015 No.13811591 >>13811587 Alphie would cum at mere touch News at 11

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 14:43:06 2015 No.13811593 File: 2.80 MB, 435x242, 1437355839726.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811559 I refuse to let women be denied of myself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:43:21 2015 No.13811594 >>13811591 You should've seen the amount of white stuff in her, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:43:45 2015 No.13811597 >>13811589 I want to rebuild those manticore switch Golem tech, making Mechacores

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:44:39 2015 No.13811604 >>13811594 Doesn't matter, Alpie. You may be guaranteed a child because you practically filled her to the brim, but you only made her cum once Once That is lacklustre

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:46:37 2015 No.13811613 >>13811604 Quantity over quality is your motto. I beg to differ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:46:44 2015 No.13811614 >>13811597 I will break bread with The Lightning Aces thunderbirds and we will fry the mechacores!

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:48:52 2015 No.13811618

>Work in an office downtown
>You've just been transferred
>Rachel in collections quit, and as the most senior employee not currently holding a department head position, you were moved there to lead it
>You have 5 employees under you
>All Hornets
>They're unsettlingly good at their jobs
>Most of the time, accounts that come across their desks are settled the same day
>After listening in on a few calls, you realized you should have known why they're so good
>No one wants an angry Hornet knocking on their door
>The duality of their nature, however, is far more unsettling than how they deal with people on the phone
>Bubbly is the best way to describe them
>Eager to please, total sweethearts
>The complete opposite of the reputation Hornets hold
>You suspect, however, that it's just an act they put up around you because you're both a man and their direct superior
>Your suspicions are confirmed when accounting sends an intern, a human girl, to come pick up some paperwork
>They sent her running back to her department in tears
>Things changed that winter
>You all worked late, until 6:30
>The sun goes down at 4 in the winter, and it was a full moon that night
>They were restless, fidgety
>You knew why, and you wanted to finish up and bolt before they snapped
>You never got the chance
>"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" screamed one, as she leaped over her desk and straight at you
>The other 3 were right behind her
>They raped you all night long, though they dedicated almost as much energy towards fighting each other for a chance at you
>Every day after that was a struggle
>You were now "on the menu", it would seem
>You had to work really, really hard to maintain order and productivity
>And occasionally dominance

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:50:08 2015 No.13811624 >>13811618 >hornets STOPPED READING THERE

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:51:04 2015 No.13811625

>>13811613
Alright then, Alpie. Let's see how far you're going to defend this

Scenario: You and your Black Dragon waifu which still escapes me how you even managed to bag that, end up having sex
She puts it in, you cum. That's one
She starts moving around, you cum. That's two
She tries to get into it, you cum. That's three
Her, being baffled that your dick is a facet, starts taking pictures of your embarrassed self. You cum. That's four
Amazed by your non existent dexterity, she starts making fun of you. You cum. That's five
Thrill of the moment, she calls her friends, putting them on speaker so they can hear your whimpers of embarrassment as they all collectively laugh at you. You cum. Six

Need I go on? Fucking god damn it, why are you so fun to bully?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:54:42 2015 No.13811639 >>13811625 If you really wanted to hurt me, you'd attack my new update I'm totally insecure about. And I didn't bag the Black Dragon. That's not how it works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:55:26 2015 No.13811644 File: 1.06 MB, 1500x1076, 1398963937177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811625 >actually bullying a self proclaimed alp Just so we're clear, I am not defending alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:57:14 2015 No.13811650 >>13811644 It was a mistake on my part and I got too into it. Fucking masochistic aura's man. I am sorry >>13811639 What new update? I'm kidding. I like to bully you, but I'm not that mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:57:50 2015 No.13811656 >>13811650 >What new update? The one that was promised.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:59:59 2015 No.13811660 >>13811656 The Vertex update? The one I told you to update in three hours time but it took you way longer than that? A day even? Or is this a different update?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:00:50 2015 No.13811666 >>13811660 This is the one I said I'd do today when I said yesterday I'd lied about finishing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:02:09 2015 No.13811671 >>13811666 I know you lied. When you're a person who doesn't like liars, you catch onto people lying And I don't like liars, Alpie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:02:44 2015 No.13811675 >>13811614 >The lighting aces Please! Who do you think supplies them with thei bang sticks? Besides, I've built the Mechacores with spins that are accurate within one mile and lust inducing laser cannons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:03:06 2015 No.13811676 >>13811671 But I kept my first promise regarding this chapter, that is, finishing it by Friday. Which I did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:04:12 2015 No.13811678 >>13811676 That doesn't condone the fact that you lied

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:04:13 2015 No.13811677 We've been falling of the board at a much faster pace then usual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:04:19 2015 No.13811679 I want a Manticore to pin me down and tell me about all the lewd things she plans to do with me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:05:06 2015 No.13811682 File: 57 KB, 396x396, 1424823648795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811678 But I didn't lie about everything!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:05:13 2015 No.13811684 >>13811677 Have we? I mean, we're on page 4 If we were falling like the meteor that killed the Don's, we'd be on 7 by now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:05:16 2015 No.13811686 >>13811677 off the*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:05:42 2015 No.13811689 >>13811675 You should infect them with the succuvirus then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:07:25 2015 No.13811694 >>13811682 Uhuh. I'll remember that, Alpie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:08:32 2015 No.13811698 >>13811694 So you gonna read that thing or not? I can't stay up all night you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:09:55 2015 No.13811700 >>13811698 I don't know. Maybe I will, but maybe later. Or maybe I won't, and LIE and say that I did Or maybe I will, and LIE that I didn't You'd better stay awake if you want to find out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:11:14 2015 No.13811706 >>13811700 But it's 22:10! This is way past my bedtime! Ten minutes past it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:12:32 2015 No.13811708 >>13811675 >literally "I'm in bed with the gang you just made up" Are you invincible dragonfag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:13:18 2015 No.13811710 >>13811706 Really? Interesting. Maybe I should read you a bed time story. How about your chapter? But then again, I've already read it. But am I telling the truth? Or am I LYING? Surely you can survive an hour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:13:40 2015 No.13811711 >>13811689 Nah, that's reserved for pure golems. Have you seen a manticores mind merged with that of a succuvirus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:14:43 2015 No.13811715 >>13811708 No, I am the mad scientist who rules these wastes! Plotting evil against those that mess with my shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:14:49 2015 No.13811717 >>13811710 I can try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:15:22 2015 No.13811719 >>13811717 Do or do not, there is no try, Alpie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:16:55 2015 No.13811722 >>13811719 Have I ever told you how much I despise Star Wars? Including the original trilogy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:18:10 2015 No.13811725 >>13811715 A scientist would be able to come up with something on his own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:18:33 2015 No.13811726 >>13811677 Well it is summer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:20:42 2015 No.13811732 >>13811722 Really? Well that's nice to know. Alpie Go to bed. Get out of my sight. I read the update when you posted it a while ago. May your crippling self esteem make you think I'm lying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:21:51 2015 No.13811733 File: 267 KB, 700x1274, 1408993722833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811732 Your villainy will be punished eventually, if not in this world, then in the next.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:22:38 2015 No.13811736

>>13811725
Hey!
Have you tried growing a clone manticore and implanting her with augmentations?
As much as I love Sammy it is not as efficient as grabbing some bodies and jabbing shiny bits in there.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to give and Arachne a spinneret plasma cannon and pick the little robocub up from soccer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:23:16 2015 No.13811738 >>13811733 Perhaps. But for now, my villainy will reign

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:24:23 2015 No.13811742 >>13811738 Your soul will never find peace. But mine will. Nighty-night, don't let the Creepy-crawly bite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:25:28 2015 No.13811747 >>13811742 We shall see Oh, and we'll talk about Creepy Crawlies when you wake up. You can count on it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:26:30 2015 No.13811753 >>13811742 >referencing oomukades after what you did I want to punch you so bad you have no idea.

>>	Drace Wed Jul 22 15:39:14 2015 No.13811787 Part 2 is up, everyone. >Part 1 for anyone who missed it: http://pastebin.com/bzsb23sa >Part 2: http://pastebin.com/StyXnSgT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:47:38 2015 No.13811812 >>13811787 Fuck off back to /d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:48:55 2015 No.13811817 Oh great, we're going to have another shitstorm because this faggot wants to post more /d/ shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:49:34 2015 No.13811818 File: 10 KB, 247x317, 1390810261884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811812 I don't think Drace is a /d/ick, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:49:36 2015 No.13811819 >>13811291 You continue to be a fucking good artist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:50:35 2015 No.13811821 >>13811817 How much /d/ are we talking about anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:50:40 2015 No.13811822 >>13811068 >>13811085 I don't mind stinky. In fact, I embrace it.

>>	Drace Wed Jul 22 15:51:12 2015 No.13811825 >>13811817 I'm sorry, but how is this /d/? I don't know if I mentioned this or not, but I'm just keeping this to a slice-of-life series and probably not going to put any explicit sex in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:51:15 2015 No.13811826 >>13811818 >I wasn't here for the shitstorm he caused I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:51:32 2015 No.13811828 >>13811812 >>13811817 Having read Drace's stuff, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:52:32 2015 No.13811830 File: 1.05 MB, 1024x1273, 1435708865234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder not to break any of Hathor's commandments, or you'll be punished by Healthhounds.

Drace Wed Jul 22 15:52:46 2015 No.13811831

>>13811826
The shitstorm I caused was when I mentioned maybe including monsterboys. After great amounts of rage and me getting called a fag several times, I reassured everyone that I would not include monsterboys in the story at all, not even as unnamed background characters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:53:08 2015 No.13811833 >>13811826 And? He didn't intend to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:54:35 2015 No.13811837 >>13811830 I care not for the laws of your fat cow goddess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:55:00 2015 No.13811839 >>13811830 Anon, that's gonna make me want to break Hathor's commandments more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:55:05 2015 No.13811840 >>13811291 Ryu's chest looks small, or is it just me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:55:42 2015 No.13811842 >>13811833 And? He still did, insisting on referencing monsterboys when people told him to fuck off until he finally relented, he isn't innocent and you need to get off his dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:56:47 2015 No.13811848 File: 870 KB, 1200x1600, nnggghhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811060

>>	Drace Wed Jul 22 15:57:30 2015 No.13811851 >>13811842 I admit that that was a mistake, and I didn't realize how adamant the people here would be about that. I apologize and take full responsibility for that fuckup, and I'll try my best to avoid causing shitstorms like that in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:58:14 2015 No.13811854 >>13811848 Brilliant, thanks Mithril.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:58:24 2015 No.13811855 >>13811848 It's the Maus with the seven scars!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:58:30 2015 No.13811856 >>13811818 In his defense, there was a /d/fag here last thread, came from /gfd/, maybe he thought they were one and the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:59:07 2015 No.13811859 >>13811848 Hey Mith, do you take commissions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:01:39 2015 No.13811865 >>13811848 Noice. >filename That would be the sound I'd make If I tried that at home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:03:10 2015 No.13811874 >>13811830 I would gently blow into her ear

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:10:06 2015 No.13811900 >>13811830 Someone explain to me why this is a punishment?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:18:29 2015 No.13811931 >>13811900 They're big! They might sit on you! They might make you lick their tubby navels!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:20:28 2015 No.13811939 Somehow you fucked up and angered a Death Dragon, how do you proceed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:21:43 2015 No.13811946 >>13811939 Beat her up and take her loot, duh? What are you? Some lvl 5 faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:21:48 2015 No.13811947 >>13811939 Beg for my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:21:53 2015 No.13811948 >>13811939 Pffft, she can only kill me once, after that she gets hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:21:55 2015 No.13811949 >>13811939 A what? Do I need to look at the D&D Wiki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:22:03 2015 No.13811950 >>13811939 Give up and lay on the floor so she can kill me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:24:44 2015 No.13811962 >>13811931 You're not convincing me not to anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:25:03 2015 No.13811964 >>13811946 But anon, you can't defeat Dragons remember?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:25:08 2015 No.13811966 >>13811939 Whip out my level 20 wizard license

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:25:47 2015 No.13811969 >>13811939 Give her a new bone to ride.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:26:08 2015 No.13811971 >>13811962 But Anon! Do you really want to be stuck as a tubby Hellhound's boy toy? She's big! Chubby! She'll dominate you and make you feel lower than her! She'll cuddle you and smoosh you in her plush body!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:26:16 2015 No.13811974 >>13811964 What? Since when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:27:25 2015 No.13811978 >>13811974 Since day one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:27:49 2015 No.13811980 >>13811971 Anon, you're only making this sound better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:28:40 2015 No.13811984 >>13811978 Lying on the internet, are we? That's a paddlin'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:28:50 2015 No.13811986 >>13811971 That's actually exactly what I want, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:34:02 2015 No.13811999 File: 716 KB, 827x1169, 49983059_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810668 I'm fucking late, but Apsara with a pair of chakrams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:34:51 2015 No.13812001 >>13811971 This is sounding more divine by the minute

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:35:45 2015 No.13812003

>>13811980
>>13812001
>>13811986
Alright, but if you really want to sit in a Hellhound's chubby thighs while she demands you feed her while she nuzzles her head into you, or when she makes you massage her, worming your hands through her tubby plush body and working her knots out, and then afterwards she'll make you eat her out while smashing your head inbetween her thick meaty thighs, and finally cuddling you while she mumbles how much she loves you and will always protect you, while her massive fluffy tails wags and beats the bed behind her, than I suppose.

But I must say you guys have demented tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:40:57 2015 No.13812020 >>13812003 Yeah, I'm fine with this. Ok even. Healthhound a great

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:41:45 2015 No.13812022 >>13811351 What you should do is Apsara in urban street clothes. Like that girl Pupa Salgueiro. Or a Kunoichi in school uniform wearing a sick mask instead of a regular face mask.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:42:53 2015 No.13812026 >>13812022 Too late, I already paid. Doing a Monster Girl in business attire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:44:04 2015 No.13812030 >>13812026 Bah! Good shit always happens when I'm fucking sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:44:11 2015 No.13812031 >>13812003 Healthhounds a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:48:42 2015 No.13812044 >>13811859 Yes just contact me on TFT.org for now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:49:37 2015 No.13812051 >>13811291 You drew muh sahuagin. Nigga status: []Not my [X]My

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:52:22 2015 No.13812060 >>13812044 >TFT The fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:54:23 2015 No.13812065 >>13812060 At least it's not that place Bromont uses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:55:33 2015 No.13812068 >>13812065 Are you still salty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:55:58 2015 No.13812071 >>13812065 I take pedos over bob any day of the week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:56:34 2015 No.13812075 >>13812060 Oh no! He's using an alternative site to store his stories! How shameful! >>13812065 God, I'm still surprised how fucking petty you people get here sometimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:57:34 2015 No.13812078 >>13812068 Are you blind? Of course he is. How can anyone be salty over a man who cried manly bitch tears over Iwata's death I'll never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:58:04 2015 No.13812081 >>13812075 Did you misquote?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:58:47 2015 No.13812088 >>13812071 But anon, there are pedos posting in this RIGHT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:59:37 2015 No.13812092 >>13812088 THERE IS A PEDO INSIDE OF YOU Your Skeleton-chan inside of you really likes Shotas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:00:09 2015 No.13812094 >>13812088 And I'd rather let them watch my kids than associate with anything even remotely related to bob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:00:50 2015 No.13812101 File: 242 KB, 900x865, Elf Pirate 7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is no smile better than cheeky smiles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:01:50 2015 No.13812110 >>13812092 She can have her shotas when I'm dead assuming I don't put my corpse inside of a suit of armor and have it welded shut first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:03:53 2015 No.13812118 >>13812092 If Skeleton-chan thinks I'm alping for her sake she's got another thing coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:04:31 2015 No.13812119 >>13812003 I would be a butler for her, spoiling and taking care of whatever she needed and dispensing tummy rubs whenever she asked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:08:30 2015 No.13812137 I want to cheat on a Mantis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:09:03 2015 No.13812141 File: 268 KB, 328x480, Kiki Charging.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it me or are we a little slow for once during this time of the day?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:10:11 2015 No.13812146 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:10:29 2015 No.13812147 >>13811129 >[YOU] http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%E3%80%8CYOU%E3%80%8D So, how does this work. Am I now dicking myself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:10:37 2015 No.13812149 >>13812119 >tummy rubs for the Healthhound Mad man You're a mad man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:10:48 2015 No.13812151 File: 476 KB, 700x945, 1429466176237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812137 While she won't kill you, she'll definitely take extreme measures to ensure you never do that again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:11:25 2015 No.13812153 >>13812151 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:11:59 2015 No.13812156 >>13812149 Am I? I dare to go where few men go, rub what many fear to rub. I shall rub the belly of a healthhound

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:12:04 2015 No.13812157 >>13812137 I want to tell your mantis she deserves better than you and that there's always more fish in the sea!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:12:06 2015 No.13812158 >>13812153 Cutting your limbs off and making you completely dependent on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:12:30 2015 No.13812160 >>13812153 She becomes a yandere dungeon master and shotafies you or some shit, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:13:12 2015 No.13812164 >>13812158 Well that's just rude, now I want to cheat on her more!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:13:19 2015 No.13812165 >>13812151 These pictures, has anyone ever drawn either a) them fighting or b) working together to claim the guy via sex or silly shenanigans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:13:49 2015 No.13812168 >>13812164 Good luck, you're bed ridden and trapped in her dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:14:12 2015 No.13812170 >>13812165 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:14:42 2015 No.13812172 >>13812168 I'll find a way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:15:07 2015 No.13812176 >>13812172 No you won't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:15:28 2015 No.13812177 >>13812172 She'll kill your lover and wear her skin during sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:15:53 2015 No.13812180 >>13811848 >New Hinezumi art Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:17:50 2015 No.13812191 >>13812177 I think after the second time she'd just leave. Then I'll just get a Lich to attach my limbs and everything will be fine,

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:20:34 2015 No.13812207 >>13812177 I would kill our rape baby daughter and eat it in right in front of her then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:21:14 2015 No.13812210 You guys can be sick. Why cheat on Monster Girls when you can Banepost with them instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:22:16 2015 No.13812216 >>13812210 Because I want to see my rape wife's heart shatter as I fuck a much nicer woman and talk about how I wish she was my wife instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:22:30 2015 No.13812218 >>13812210 Some monsters deserve to be cheated on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:23:25 2015 No.13812220 >>13812218 Name three.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:23:26 2015 No.13812221 File: 56 KB, 206x292, 1437116566441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just a reminder I hate you all

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:24:26 2015 No.13812227 File: 84 KB, 299x288, 130221984383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812220 Im not falling for this bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:24:43 2015 No.13812230 >>13812221 I hate me too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:25:01 2015 No.13812231 >>13812220 matango mindflayer your waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:27:33 2015 No.13812243 >>13812220 Manticore Manticore Manticore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:28:36 2015 No.13812248 >>13812220 Hellhound Manticore Dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:28:51 2015 No.13812250 >>13812243 Come on anon, why you gotta be mean to the Manticores?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:29:42 2015 No.13812252 >>13812243 >>13812248 You guys are faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:29:42 2015 No.13812253 >>13812248 >spoiler Now you've done it. Fite me bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:29:53 2015 No.13812256 >>13812220 Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:30:09 2015 No.13812258 Working in the sewers of MGC must be very dangerous. Large mice running around, bubble slime just waiting for YOU, homeless were-bats that are dominant in the pitch black, Beelzebubs everywhere. Hazard pay doesn't even begin to cover all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:30:44 2015 No.13812262 >>13812250 I wouldn't have to if they weren't so shit. Take it up with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:30:55 2015 No.13812264 >>13812256 It's Betelgeuse you uncultured swine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:31:27 2015 No.13812267 >>13812258 >homeless were-bats that are dominant in the pitch black That sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:31:56 2015 No.13812270 >>13812248 >Hellhound But anon, Hellhounds love you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:32:24 2015 No.13812274 >>13812258 Still better than working in real Sewers. MGC Sewers have cute lazy powerful Alligator Girls that you can make small talk with. Real life Sewers have this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQmFWYWqTZA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:32:29 2015 No.13812276 >>13812264 Call the cops, idgaf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:32:40 2015 No.13812278 >>13812258 Don't forget those marshmallow-eatin' gator girls the tabloids are always ranting about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:32:49 2015 No.13812280 >>13812220 Unicorns Ogres Jackie Chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:33:59 2015 No.13812284 File: 32 KB, 500x500, 1432055332193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812280 why would you do that to Jackie Chan your the worse kind of person

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:34:50 2015 No.13812285 >>13812274 What the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:35:04 2015 No.13812287 >>13812280 Now you're asking for trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:35:26 2015 No.13812288 >>13812280 >Jackie Chan do you have a deathwish anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:36:22 2015 No.13812290 >>13812285 What lives in the Sewers beneath you. And one day, it shall grow powerful enough to no longer need the shelter of the Sewers. Then, it shall rise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:36:58 2015 No.13812292 >>13812285 Going by the comments section, that might just be a tubifex worm or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:37:11 2015 No.13812295 >>13812285 Associated videos had some kind of worm in the title, seems like a colony of filth eating worms. Why do worms gotta be so creepy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:37:13 2015 No.13812296 >That H-manga where the boy slurps up the rape creampies from the horsepussy before taking her for himself For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:38:12 2015 No.13812298 >>13812296 Not this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:38:27 2015 No.13812299 >>13812296 Because it's white knight porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:38:29 2015 No.13812300 >>13812296 for the purpose of fuck nice things

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:38:30 2015 No.13812301 File: 389 KB, 842x756, 34634636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812243 >>13812248 >>13812280

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:39:00 2015 No.13812305 >>13812296 Horse pussy is the ultimate expression of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:39:34 2015 No.13812307 >>13812296 Are you new to h-mangas or something? Have you ever seen a guy blow his potato shavings on a girl, only to have them disappear in a panel or two?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:40:24 2015 No.13812312 >>13812301 What are you gonna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:49:09 2015 No.13812346 >>13811848 Dayum that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:49:40 2015 No.13812350 I want to give a pear shaped Cheshire loli a piggyback ride while she plants her big bottom on the back of my neck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:50:28 2015 No.13812353 >>13812296 He cleaned her out, and them proved himself superior to those who raped her prior. Definitely better than the usual fare like Ahobaka likes to indulge in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:50:30 2015 No.13812354 File: 342 KB, 627x467, [Yandere_Intensifies].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Albedo best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:52:04 2015 No.13812363 >>13812354 she ok still a slut tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:52:09 2015 No.13812364 >>13812354 Is the Lich in this series some dudes MMO avatar or whatever?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:52:32 2015 No.13812365 >>13812354 >Naming a demon "reflected sunlight" I know the Nips always pick the strangest engrish names but this one irks me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:53:02 2015 No.13812367 >>13812364 Yes and no. It was. Then magic happened, and he became the Lich and the guild he built in-game got transported to an actual magical world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:53:48 2015 No.13812370 >>13812365 Nips use english for things because they think it looks and sounds(?) cool IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:54:07 2015 No.13812371 File: 745 KB, 1366x729, [Yandere_Intensifies].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812363 Nothing wrong with sluts if they're your sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:54:47 2015 No.13812374 >>13812363 She is not. It's right there in her character bio. He rewrote the part that said "Slut" to "in love with me".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:56:00 2015 No.13812375 >>13812370 So, sort of like how cringeworthy weebs here use japanese words? Just cool and accepted? Weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:56:15 2015 No.13812379 >>13812374 you can't fix a slut no matter what you do a slut will always be a slut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:57:36 2015 No.13812384 >>13812375 >cringeworthy weebs here Nigga don't be a baka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:58:13 2015 No.13812386 >>13812374 She wasent originally a slut she was a bitch the slut part is because shes half succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:58:37 2015 No.13812388 >>13812060 If not tft then pixiv. Just not a fan of jap interface

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:58:45 2015 No.13812389

>>13812379
Anon, she's so loyal to him and him alone that she's concocted plans to assassinate any other supreme beings that may still exist.
Supreme beings are essentially gods to them. She is literally planning to murder gods just so that she can direct all of her loyalty and affection towards Papabones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:59:18 2015 No.13812392 >>13812386 Except that in Japanese Vernacular, Bitch = Slut, they both mean the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:59:51 2015 No.13812393 >>13812384 More meant the west as a whole than this thread specifically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:00:10 2015 No.13812395 >>13812389 ok then shes a crazy/loyal slut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:00:39 2015 No.13812399 >>13812350 But Anon, all the other monsters make fun of her for it and her pants when she's working as a bellhop are super tight on her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:00:43 2015 No.13812401 >>13812389 Considering the other supreme beings were his buddies I highly doubt he would let her live if she pulled some shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:01:30 2015 No.13812407 >>13812399 Even better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:01:53 2015 No.13812409 >>13812388 >Just not a fan of jap interface I guess that's fair.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:04:02 2015 No.13812418
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>>13812258
>not wearing a strobelight suit and special protective shades of which you carry like six backups

I feel no empathy for the faggots who get raped in MGC or MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:05:02 2015 No.13812425 >>13812299 >yfw you now realize why they're white

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:06:09 2015 No.13812433 >>13812418 But that would just start a sewer dance party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:06:36 2015 No.13812436 >>13812425 "Creamy knights" was considered...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:08:18 2015 No.13812445 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc We comfy MGs now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:09:00 2015 No.13812448 >>13812407 But Anon! She's only going to get bigger as she ages. Forget seat cushions, her behind will more than make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:11:15 2015 No.13812460 >>13812448 She's a Sabbath member hooked on Holstaur milk though, which naturally makes her a little more bottom heavy and shit. She'd still be able to teleport and turn invisible without issue though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:11:48 2015 No.13812464 >>13812445 I'd live in the shire with a large dormouse family. But do they get internet and television there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:12:16 2015 No.13812465 >>13812433 At first I was like :l And then I was like :l You're not funny

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:13:18 2015 No.13812469
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>>13812445
>tfw you'll never go on a adventure with waifu or your bros
>tfw you'll never experience the excitement of preparing
>tfw you wake and its morning and you have work and no MG wife

fuck this reality

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:14:13 2015 No.13812474 >>13812469 You can go on plenty of adventures Irl you just have to have money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:14:15 2015 No.13812475 >>13812469 Stop being such a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:14:30 2015 No.13812477 >>13812460 Yeah can you imagine her trying to sneak only to smack something with that oversized bubble butt? She'd stay invisible and teleport to a box out of shame

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:14:32 2015 No.13812478 >>13812465 I've been told that before.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:15:31 2015 No.13812484

>>13811787
Don't be afraid to put more than one part in a single paste if it's so short. Just mention update at line xxx.

>>13811826
>shitstorm

The guy properly asked what he should or shouldnt do in his story. That some people decide to berate him for it instead isn't his fault.

There's nothing wrong with him or his story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:17:31 2015 No.13812487 >>13812141 It's normal right now, if not faster than usual. It will speed up much more in the coming hours. That said, yesterday was a really slow day and the thread died early.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:18:34 2015 No.13812489 >>13812464 No. Also, being a manlet with hairy feet living underground a hobbit does not make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:19:25 2015 No.13812492 File: 439 KB, 1200x1708, P177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sluts are a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:19:35 2015 No.13812494 File: 243 KB, 900x537, 946b51f7f19b39a23d01922ce1b667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812477 She's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:19:56 2015 No.13812496 File: 767 KB, 1024x1024, comi__45_by_p01ntless-d8n8oyv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812445 Always comfy. https://youtu.be/5_3ZgxcnxMk?t=1m35s

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:20:28 2015 No.13812499 >>13812489 I'm 5'10".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:21:30 2015 No.13812500 >>13812492 Anon, they're the complete opposite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:22:06 2015 No.13812504 File: 217 KB, 1000x1000, 1436222391702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812496 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt524wGJFqs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:22:10 2015 No.13812505 >>13812492 Yeah, but who wants to date them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:22:20 2015 No.13812506 >>13812492 She really was a great slut and her mom too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:22:37 2015 No.13812507 >>13812499 oh please. I'm 5'6

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:23:30 2015 No.13812510

>ROCK LESSLIE CONQUERED *YOUR* UNDEFEATED STREAK AT MAMANOMANIA!
>MY CLIENT ROCK LESSLIE CONQUERED YOUR UNDEFEATED STREAK AT MAMANOMANIA!
>YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO DRUELLA TO EXACT REVENGE ON ROCK LESSLIE!
>BECAUSE MY CLIENT ROCK LESSLIE CONQUERED YOUR UNDEFEATED STREAK AT MAMANOMANIA!
>YOU CAN SELL YOUR SOUL TO DRUELLA, BUT YOUR ASS BELONG TO ROCK...LESSLIEEEEEEEE!
>Dong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:25:41 2015 No.13812516 >>13812494 True but she may not think that. And what would you do if she asked if you wanted her Bigger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:25:54 2015 No.13812517 >>13812510 And suddenly I'm reminiscing about how that snobbish All-American Harpy got caught in that sleeper hold by that shortstack hobgoblin from Red Hook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:27:25 2015 No.13812520 >>13812507 You win this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:27:39 2015 No.13812521 >>13812445 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALcMsS9Cis4

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:30:11 2015 No.13812525 >>13812516 There's a point when an ass becomes /d/ or obesity levels in size, so I'm totally fine with something similar to the image in my above post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:30:44 2015 No.13812527 >>13812484 Why you're replying to a two hour old spat I'll never know, but all the same see >>13811833 >>13811842

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:33:41 2015 No.13812531 File: 1.49 MB, 2202x3066, The Hobbit - A Monster Girl's Tale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812469 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:34:20 2015 No.13812534 File: 1.31 MB, 720x404, Mantisfly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you guys think of a Mantis who is also a wasp? Would they be a super pissed off kuu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:34:48 2015 No.13812536 File: 351 KB, 701x633, 28d777439f81a9c9715eb35b8820692f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812445 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgx-G4eSJ_0

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:35:41 2015 No.13812540 File: 593 KB, 1200x1696, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's with all those vanilla Oni Hentai?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:36:27 2015 No.13812541 >>13812531 >TFW we'll never have Smaug-chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:36:32 2015 No.13812542 >>13812536 That's kemono, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:36:33 2015 No.13812543 >>13812525 Well I'm sure she'd be happy to know you love her the way she is. You also may find the mice girls getting stuck more often as she gets rid of some stuff she'd prepared just in case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:36:48 2015 No.13812544 >>13812492 OH MY. >>13812505 You, but they're too busy fucking Chad and here you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:36:49 2015 No.13812545 >>13812534 These exist? And a mad scientist didn't create them? The fuck nature. Yes, but better than normal hornets at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:37:30 2015 No.13812549 File: 18 KB, 741x308, 6776578765467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812534 Dear god

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:38:15 2015 No.13812551 >>13812544 Chad wouldn't use them any longer than I would, so no harm done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:38:52 2015 No.13812552 >>13812545 >Better than normal hornets They're still parasitoids, you know.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:39:38 2015 No.13812555

>>13812527
He clearly mentioned at >>13811851 that he fucked up. And did so in the previous thread. Give the aggresive replies a rest and make the thread better for everyone.

>Why you're replying to a two hour old spat I'll never know, but all the same

This is not a chatroom, people aren't here constantly. People will and should reply to even 8 hour posts if they feel that they can add something to it or wish to share their opinion.

That said, bringing up old spats is a bad idea in any case. So i'll drop it now to prevent the Kiki's from crying.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:39:40 2015 No.13812556

>>13812534
>>13812545
I remember that this one artist I follow who has 2 OCs, a Mantis Girl and a Hornet Girl who used to date.

When he saw that gif, his response was to do a quick sketch of the two embracing, starry-eyed, with the caption "Gay Babies".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:40:29 2015 No.13812558 >>13812552 Yeah, but it doesn't look like it can sting you. And it uses spiders for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:42:21 2015 No.13812560 >>13812555 >Give the aggresive replies a rest How about fuck and fuck your safe space.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:42:21 2015 No.13812561 >>13812543 >You also may find the mice girls getting stuck more often Pff, not my problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:44:24 2015 No.13812564 >>13812558 They have the second most painfull sting in nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:45:06 2015 No.13812566 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, 1434851260087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812445 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4uR39jNeGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:45:23 2015 No.13812568 >>13812564 Doesn't the Irakandji or Box Jellyfish proper have the most painful? Or am I mistaken and it's the goddamned Stone Fish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:45:27 2015 No.13812569 >>13812564 In that case, fuck nature and fuck that thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:47:08 2015 No.13812570 Which artists are best for transformation commisions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:47:16 2015 No.13812571 File: 1.80 MB, 2480x3507, 51530225_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:48:08 2015 No.13812573 >>13812570 What evil are you planning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:48:48 2015 No.13812576 >>13812570 I'm not biting this time satan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:49:55 2015 No.13812578 >>13812571 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:50:51 2015 No.13812581 File: 55 KB, 299x361, 1419211519399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812445 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S3gBq6nlNc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:50:52 2015 No.13812582 >>13812571 Would put on a reservation to build a casino.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:50:56 2015 No.13812583 >>13812566 [X] GIVE HER THE B

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:51:46 2015 No.13812585 >>13812571 Yes more of that please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:51:46 2015 No.13812586 >>13812570 .less, his Apophis transformation was pretty hot.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:52:12 2015 No.13812587
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>>13812500

Do you know how many pure girls would be raped everyday if there weren't any sluts to go around?
Can you imagine how many poor virgins would never get laid if all women were stuck up little bitches who won't spread their legs after enough drinks?
How would a world without easy women be?

>>13812505
>>13812506
Sluts are the hero mankind deserves, but not the one it loves... so we will hate them, because they can take it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:53:49 2015 No.13812590 >>13812540 2pure4me, would tenderly love and cuddle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:54:26 2015 No.13812592 >>13812587 >because they can take it Boy can they.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:55:40 2015 No.13812596 >>13812561 Really? Do you want to walk in the kitchen one day and see the plump, heart shaped rear end of a mouse girl sticking from your wall? The victim of one snack too many after the cheshire dumped her extra milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:57:22 2015 No.13812598 File: 812 KB, 1200x1363, 1416272220982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812445 Comfy time with comfy MGs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxO_qRdelA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:58:22 2015 No.13812601 >>13811068 Centipedes aren't the ones that stink. That's millipedes. One is carnivorous, the other is an herbivore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:58:23 2015 No.13812602 >>13812596 Not him, but you're giving me some nice ideas for delicious mouse traps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:58:49 2015 No.13812604 Anyone have stitches from the monmusu anime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:59:24 2015 No.13812606 File: 239 KB, 424x600, 1425422680711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812596 I wouldn't mind seeing a pear shaped Cheshire and Giant mouse hotdog me each morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:00:26 2015 No.13812608 >>13812602 S&M oriented stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:00:55 2015 No.13812609 >>13812602 You fool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:01:54 2015 No.13812611 >>13810885 What type of monster girl has a pussy that isn't located on their crotch besides Manticores?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:02:00 2015 No.13812612 >>13812608 Maybe. Not that I can write that stuff well. >>13812609 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:02:03 2015 No.13812613 >>13812573 Something where the person starts as a girl for once instead of a guy, I know, such a fucking menace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:03:52 2015 No.13812619 >>13812613 >Something where the person starts as a girl for once instead of a guy, I know, such a fucking menace. Not him, but carry on then. What monstergirl is involved though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:04:03 2015 No.13812620 >>13812587 Alright alright, how about you stick to your Mizuryuu Kei, and I stick to my Homunculus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:05:22 2015 No.13812624 >>13811162 Uh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmipDeVs3XY I'd say it goes over pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:10:04 2015 No.13812636 >>13811162 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWGW8-x6OY I'm dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:10:10 2015 No.13812637 >>13811162 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfhiNBC9yM4 I think it will go well

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:11:22 2015 No.13812639

>>13812606
No one would.
Although you need to keep the fact that mice live in groups in mind.

>>13812608
He probably means more along the lines of cheese bait using holst/Hathor milk.

After a while those girls while have too much HEALTH/chest meat to fit through the holes
Then you got a plump mouse girl ripe for personal use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:11:33 2015 No.13812640 >>13811162 What if I can't remember what is the last song I listened to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:11:36 2015 No.13812641 >>13811162 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0 I'm going to go through a hundred blood vials for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:14:54 2015 No.13812644 >>13812619 Not sure exactly but a fluffy tail will be involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:16:56 2015 No.13812652 >>13812619 Not sure exactly but a fluffy tail will be involved because fluffy tail pwoofing out of a girl's back is the best.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 19:17:03 2015 No.13812653 http://imgur.com/hu4l8hj

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:18:24 2015 No.13812657 >>13812652 Gotcha >>13812653 Lookin' good so far, boyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:18:29 2015 No.13812658 >>13812653 Tell me about Super Wurm. Why does she wear the dorito?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:21:24 2015 No.13812666 >>13812658 To cover her Nono bits of course

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:28:51 2015 No.13812686 File: 3.12 MB, 900x7196, a69b1ed2a0a4ebfc974924c4e8548b8c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812624 I want to be the pack's alpha!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:30:57 2015 No.13812692 >>13811618 >You have 5 employees under you >All Hornets Then, >"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" screamed one, as she leaped over her desk and straight at you >The other 3 were right behind her 1+3=4 but before there were 5?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:31:30 2015 No.13812693 >>13812686 If that version of Rexy is given ear fins, she'd pretty much look like a muscular version of the MGEs Lizardman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:31:38 2015 No.13812694 >>13812686 >Professor Utonium I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:37:05 2015 No.13812711 >>13812694 It's obvious who he's supposed to be. >Are you implying that a population made entirely of sugar and spice will breed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:38:24 2015 No.13812712 >>13812694 The joke is that rather than Dinos, they're Lolis, with Rexy being an anomaly as she's all grown up. PPG kind of gets attention from Lolicons in Japan, and that fandom tends to make Utonium out to be something of a pedo, thus...

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:38:34 2015 No.13812713
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>>13812694
The joke is that he created the little girls.

>Masrani: "I asked you to create lolis, not monsters!"
>Utonium:"We lolicon... are the real monsters here."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:45:05 2015 No.13812724 >>13812711 >>13812712 >>13812713 Ah, I see. Thanks anons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:45:53 2015 No.13812725 >>13812686 I want to teach indominous chan that she doesn't need to fight or hurt!

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:49:16 2015 No.13812731

So despite wanting to not keep announcing when I'm live, the room is deadly quiet and I don't like that.
http://anonkun.com/stories/monster-girl-engagement/SFsYm33TcSXz3zcdw/monster-girl-engagement-session-6/eQ8GQ5PsvnPcoPyt8
Please try to remember I am live Weds and Sat 7:30 Eastern time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:53:24 2015 No.13812741 >>13812556 link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:03:47 2015 No.13812773 >>13812741 Okay so it turns out the "Gay Babies" bit was a tag rather than a caption in-image. Made it easier to find tho. http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/post/118751309055/comicsncoolshit-mantidflies-are-insects-in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:21:37 2015 No.13812839 File: 310 KB, 1233x1800, 84eae4d8079d0e1f7a9353d9a47ae0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:22:03 2015 No.13812844 >>13812060 He's been Bob's team from the start m9.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:22:16 2015 No.13812846 >>13812773 Meh. Wasn't as good as I was expecting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:23:50 2015 No.13812855 >>13812839 Sorry, I ran out of ideas of things I want to shitpost about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:24:21 2015 No.13812856 File: 448 KB, 1790x1523, Elves quench their thirst on the sweat of Orcs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:24:51 2015 No.13812858 >>13812839 Just like our hopes and dreams

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:25:15 2015 No.13812862 File: 184 KB, 1200x1304, 49800246_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:26:17 2015 No.13812867

Mechanic Anubis will never scold you for waiting so long in between proper service intervals. She'll never really go deep, giving your head(s) a port and polish and a valve job (with plenty of lapping).

She'll never take you under her wing and then laugh when she catches you with your camshaft out, or your inexperience in boring out and honing her cylinder wall. But she'd be gentle and guide you through it until you're an expert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:27:24 2015 No.13812873 File: 222 KB, 875x1200, Rozalin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812862 Doe Adell get to plow that pussy every night?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:29:08 2015 No.13812878 >>13812873 If they're still traveling together by the end of Disgaea 2, all signs point to yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:29:21 2015 No.13812879 >>13812856 The elf on the right looks retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:29:56 2015 No.13812882 File: 245 KB, 900x650, tumblr_nqbhyivWy31tqn35to4_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812773 Get past the trap and furry stuff, that guy's art isn't too bad. Gina character's a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:30:22 2015 No.13812884 >>13812867 I'd rather date Striker Eureka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:30:56 2015 No.13812886 File: 49 KB, 400x510, 1436110369703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812862 >>13812873 >Banging what is literally a Stage Omega Alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:32:59 2015 No.13812894 >>13812886 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:33:14 2015 No.13812895 >>13812839 Yeah, I'm too busy trying to make the most oppai Loli vampire of all time me. Redults are promising

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:34:29 2015 No.13812900 >>13812895 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:35:46 2015 No.13812903 File: 776 KB, 826x1165, 1405022299816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812884 I'd much rather a Crimson Typhoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:36:51 2015 No.13812908 >>13812884 I think you may have missed the point, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:37:11 2015 No.13812909 >>13812894 She's the reincarnation of a Male Overlord. Female body, male soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:37:43 2015 No.13812910 >>13812886 I don't get it. She's a Netherworld Demon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:39:12 2015 No.13812915 >>13812909 Still would tap and impregnate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:39:37 2015 No.13812917 >>13812909 Alps are monstergirls that were once faggots and still kinda are. They certainly aren't the reincarnations of motherfuckers that looked like Chaos from Final Fantasy, so no Rozalin ain't no Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:39:54 2015 No.13812919 >>13812878 There's not a whole lot of good images of her just being fucked, like held up by her hips and being banged, and she's loving it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:39:56 2015 No.13812920 >>13812909 So you're saying she was born and raised a female? Okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:40:09 2015 No.13812921 >>13812917 He didn't look like Chaos you fagmonster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:42:07 2015 No.13812930 >>13812921 Well shit, I had my mind on some other Disgaea demon. Still, Overlord Zenon and Chaos are both voiced by Norio Wakamoto in Japanese though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:45:59 2015 No.13812944 File: 427 KB, 674x1229, latest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rozalin ain't the alp of Disgaea. This is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:47:24 2015 No.13812947 If all monsters pre-succubization were males besides succubi, does that mean all monster girls beside succubi are alps or the descendants of alps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:49:36 2015 No.13812952 File: 567 KB, 974x1346, 1435732254934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812947 Who knows? Still, the answer remains that lamias are best girls. That's all that matters to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:49:51 2015 No.13812954 >>13812947 No, they had females before hand. Most of them did at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:50:36 2015 No.13812955 >>13812952 On a separate note, I think I may need to further sort my lamia pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:51:35 2015 No.13812959 File: 207 KB, 800x1000, tumblr_nq4x3pc6iJ1tmjr83o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812867

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:52:14 2015 No.13812964 >>13812947 Alps are made from faggot human men and not monsterboys, so no. Semantics

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:52:53 2015 No.13812967 >>13812947 I feel insulted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:55:00 2015 No.13812974 >>13812882 Is that giratina?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:56:18 2015 No.13812976 >>13812947 >all monsters pre-succubization were males Incorrect. Lamias, Harpies, and potentially several others were entirely female races.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:57:11 2015 No.13812979 >>13812882 Yes. Yes she is. I don't mind the traps, but the furry can get pretty weird at times. His recent Rachnee and Polt pics were great too. >>13812974 Yes. She is Gi-rati-na. Gina the Giratina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:57:26 2015 No.13812982 What's everyone doing? Having dinner and watching youtube videos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:58:06 2015 No.13812983 File: 226 KB, 900x650, tumblr_nqbhyivWy31tqn35to1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812974 Yes. It took a few images to pick up on it, though. The one where he carries her in her pokeball since she can't fit on buses is pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:58:12 2015 No.13812984 >>13812867 >>13812959 I am woefully saddened and I'm not entirely sure why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:58:38 2015 No.13812986 Just finished off a wank, gonna go play some Terraria.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:01:14 2015 No.13812990

>>13812909
>Reincarnation
>May have been opposite gender in past life
>Applies to every character in most fiction regarding the subject
>Transmigration is a thing in Disgaea series and any character who is not story related can become a female humanoid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:03:55 2015 No.13812997 >>13812986 >Terraria Me too, anon. Its the entire reason why I haven't finished any updates lately and I wish I could drag myself away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:04:28 2015 No.13812999 >>13812982 Drinking copious amounts of Sangria and editing and proofing the longass story I've been working on since April.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:05:09 2015 No.13813001 >>13812982 Reading comics and fapping

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:06:14 2015 No.13813004 >>13812686 Dinosaur girls are cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:06:16 2015 No.13813005 >>13812982 Being not motivated enough to fap to anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:08:12 2015 No.13813012 >>13812982 Sitting here, not really motivated to write or do anything, listening to the Death Parade OST for the upteenth time. Wondering why Moonlit Song always puts me in a fucking downer sort of mood for writing sad but sweet stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:10:52 2015 No.13813016 >>13812982 Replaying some Pokemon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:10:57 2015 No.13813017 >>13813004 I want a clever girl to sneak up on me and tackle hug me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:14:10 2015 No.13813028 >>13812982 I just got done from playing MH4U. I'm taking a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:14:24 2015 No.13813030 >>13811162 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:14:30 2015 No.13813031

>>13812984
Because of no spunky Anubis mechanic in your life?

Though I wonder how she'd do anything with those big meaty paws. Fine motor control and dexterity are very much required in mechanics, along with being able to get your hands into tight, cramped places.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:26:53 2015 No.13813050

>>13813031
>Because of no spunky Anubis mechanic in your life?
Yes. That.

Anyway, personally, I think that Anubi, and other BIG FLUFFY PAW girls like her would have excellent dexterity, as a result of growing up and having to grow used to working with their paws. That or magical gloves that help compress them. Either or.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:32:57 2015 No.13813057 >>13811162 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOH6LNtV4d0 OowawooawoooOOOOOOOooooo~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:41:06 2015 No.13813067 File: 13 KB, 250x250, 1336881528244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812153

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:43:36 2015 No.13813068 >>13811162 I got this shit, man. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:54:46 2015 No.13813102 I want to ask my paladin oneesan to fly me to the roof and teach me how to fight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:56:07 2015 No.13813107 >>13813102 >to fly me to the roof How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:02:22 2015 No.13813122 Is not fighting killing us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:02:28 2015 No.13813123 >>13813107 An excellent question, I probably saw a valkryie and thought all lady Paladins could fly. I am not a bright child

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:03:25 2015 No.13813128 >>13813107 All oneesans are capable of flight and sharing their flight powers with others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:04:26 2015 No.13813134 >>13813122 Your ugly face is killing us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:04:59 2015 No.13813137 File: 1.11 MB, 862x1200, 1430523850312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813122 No. >>13813123 On the subject of Valkyries, I've always assumed that female Order soldiers wore simplified version of the normal Valkyries armor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:05:45 2015 No.13813139 >>13813134 Got 'em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:06:13 2015 No.13813143 >>13813128 Do they get it just by being onee-sans, or do they have to do some social link shit with their otouto?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:07:14 2015 No.13813145 >>13813134 Your waifu being fucked by sixty niggers you microdick cuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:07:29 2015 No.13813148 >>13813137 Same, then again I've always assumed particularly devout, female members of the order could ascend and become them, serving the Chief God directly.

>>	InariKitsune !!1+DLJd8cJra Wed Jul 22 22:09:01 2015 No.13813153 Its been almost 6 months, what have i missed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:10:29 2015 No.13813159 >>13813153 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:11:14 2015 No.13813162 >>13813153 Is this Liquid Inari or Solid Inari?

>>	InariKitsune !!1+DLJd8cJra Wed Jul 22 22:13:05 2015 No.13813170 >>13813162 Solid, unless someone took my name in the time i was gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:19:24 2015 No.13813185 File: 789 KB, 1280x720, 1436312376772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813153 >>13813170 I had a thought If you and PsychoFox ever fugged, you would probably bottom while dressed as a catgirl or some shit.

>>	InariKitsune !!1+DLJd8cJra Wed Jul 22 22:20:55 2015 No.13813190 >>13813185 Psychofox is a lying overly imaginative 5 year old who deals with power the same way a monkey deals with a machine gun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:22:43 2015 No.13813196 >>13813190 Said the pot to the kettle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:23:02 2015 No.13813197 File: 44 KB, 648x602, c6987052d5d0579fb07b6da6ab5add7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is this time once again. Time to tell me how your waifu's laugh sounds like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:23:12 2015 No.13813198 I want an Apophis to break into my house and tell me she's going to grape me in the mouth!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:23:18 2015 No.13813199 >>13813190 By shooting at everyone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:23:50 2015 No.13813202 >>13813153 Very little.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:24:31 2015 No.13813204 >>13813197 Like silence because she's not real you autistic faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:24:48 2015 No.13813206 >>13813197 Eeheeeheeahahahahaaheeeahahaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:25:17 2015 No.13813207 File: 52 KB, 352x311, FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAAADEEEESSSS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813198 Be careful what you wish for~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:26:20 2015 No.13813210 >>13813153 >he still has the trip my sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:26:57 2015 No.13813212 >>13813197 CAWCAWAWAWAWAWAWA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:27:00 2015 No.13813213 >>13813207 I want to squeeze grape juice out of an Apophis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:29:43 2015 No.13813217 >>13813198 >>13813207 >>13813213 This talk about milking snakes is making me thirsty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:31:02 2015 No.13813220 >>13813153 Loli touching. Oh so naughtily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:31:31 2015 No.13813222 >>13813217 >you will never have an Apophis onee-san that lactates Holstaur milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:32:58 2015 No.13813226 >>13813222 >Houlstaur Milk Why not grape juice? Wine if she's a MILF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:33:06 2015 No.13813228 >>13813153 When can we expect more stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:34:07 2015 No.13813231 >>13813226 Because it's be rad as fuck, grape juice isn't a component for cereal anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:35:10 2015 No.13813234 >>13813228 Fuck off.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:42:08 2015 No.13813261

>>13813198
>She bites you and tells you to stay on the couch
>You can do nothing but listen as she moves through the house, unable to disobey
>Moments seem like hours as you wait for your unknown fate
>You hear her coming closer, closer...
>Her coils wrap snugly around you
>HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRAY FOR A QUICK DEATH
>???
>Something is pressing against your lips
>You slowly open your eyes and see a peanut sandwich in the apophis' hand
>"Say ah anon" she says with a smile
>You obey, taking a small bite
>It's peanut butter and grape jelly
>And it's fucking awesome
>You spend the rest of the afternoon watching movies with the apophis until the venom wears off
>She says she'll come back next week and make you a proper meal

>>	InariKitsune !!1+DLJd8cJra Wed Jul 22 22:42:58 2015 No.13813263 >>13813228 When im heavily bored, possibly drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:43:17 2015 No.13813266 >>13813228 Out the fuck get.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:45:40 2015 No.13813270 >>13813197 I wouldn't mind an ojou sama MG. A fox would be the perfect fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:45:50 2015 No.13813272 File: 266 KB, 818x365, 1377712121282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813263

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:46:25 2015 No.13813273 >>13813228 Why would you want that? I mean, why? Do you hate us that much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:52:48 2015 No.13813294 >>13813197 Fufufufu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:56:17 2015 No.13813307 File: 696 KB, 1251x1493, 23475a91ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813197 Gakakaka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:57:08 2015 No.13813310 >>13813307 10/10 would rub abs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:58:19 2015 No.13813313 This must be what living with a Dryad is like, except there's no love. But dryads still a shit though. I guess this post was pointless.

>>	InariKitsune !!1+DLJd8cJra Wed Jul 22 22:59:01 2015 No.13813317 File: 892 KB, 1288x1135, holstaurus_by_monorus-d7zrjfb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813272 <3 >>13813273 Its almost like you dont like the stories... >>13813197 BWA-HA HA HA HAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:01:01 2015 No.13813321 >>13813317 ><3 No one wants you here bob 2.0, why do you return?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:01:17 2015 No.13813323 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, Anubis' Temple of Lego.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813197 GYEHAHAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:01:34 2015 No.13813325 File: 480 KB, 1000x688, 47047673_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:03:19 2015 No.13813328 >>13813325 Why are you dumping random Orc shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:03:59 2015 No.13813331 >>13813328 We're dead and people get antsy, fucking faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:05:55 2015 No.13813337 File: 298 KB, 702x917, 1426433344436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813331 Fuck you too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:06:23 2015 No.13813342 File: 1.06 MB, 2000x2500, seth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813310 I kind of want to rub her tongue

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:07:20 2015 No.13813347 >>13813337 >I'm gonna dump cause I'm bored and an asshole No. You.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:09:20 2015 No.13813355 File: 269 KB, 1262x667, 48cGRkQ1tkah1u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812686 I want to tame the scary mamono!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:11:31 2015 No.13813360 >>13813231 Not with that attitude.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:16:18 2015 No.13813379

>>13812947
I like to think that according to classic fantasy rules and setting there were a handful of entirely female races, but the vast majority were either normal male and female or asexual.

Beast types and undead would have been normal male/female. Plant types and slimes and elementals would have been mostly genderless.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 23:17:18 2015 No.13813385 File: 1.34 MB, 1080x1920, SuperSentaiWurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go ranger go ranger go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:18:48 2015 No.13813395 >>13813385 Hound, what are your thoughts on Loen running you out of a job by colouring his own stuff? You two were the dynamic duo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:18:51 2015 No.13813396 >>13813385 That looks wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:19:53 2015 No.13813402 File: 168 KB, 833x696, 1389594516132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now I need a loli wurm edit of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:20:24 2015 No.13813405 >>13813385 Ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:20:52 2015 No.13813407 >>13813402 I'd prefer a Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:23:00 2015 No.13813417 Yandere wet nurse monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:24:30 2015 No.13813423 >>13813407 You. I like you.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 23:24:53 2015 No.13813424 >>13813395 Makes me want to get better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:25:03 2015 No.13813427 >>13813417 Stealing children from their mothers? [] Approve [x[ Do not approve

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:26:33 2015 No.13813437 >>13813427 What if the mom is a grimy old wench, or out of the picture?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:26:33 2015 No.13813438 >>13813427 She'll love him more then hi real mother ever would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:26:58 2015 No.13813440 >>13813424 Really? Is that jealousy, or the burning resolve to become better and surpass your former master Loen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:28:16 2015 No.13813446 >>13813337 >MFW I had thought of a Dark Elf BDSM short >MFW it'd be too 50 Shades

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:31:27 2015 No.13813455 >>13813446 You mean too vanilla?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 23:31:47 2015 No.13813457 >>13813440 Both? I'd love to draw and color like him, .less, Mono, and all the others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:32:18 2015 No.13813459 >>13813446 Make it all lovey dovey like that one OD thing you did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:32:39 2015 No.13813460 File: 261 KB, 800x800, GAO! THIS LAND IS PEACEFUL! ITS INHABITANTS KIND!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813402 I could try my hand at it, but I'm too busy replaying Demonbane.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:35:23 2015 No.13813471 File: 492 KB, 587x557, 1436919937471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813459 >OD >Vanilla

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:36:26 2015 No.13813474 >>13813437 Still would prefer she not take him away, keep him safe, but where he belongs. >>13813438 You anger me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:37:32 2015 No.13813478 >>13813460 Just for that filename, I'm gonna kill her 5 times as hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:39:30 2015 No.13813486 >>13813474 >not wanting to see yandere breastfeeding shenanigans >not wanting to see yandere breastfeeding shenanigans involving a monstergirl that isn't a Holstaur

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:40:13 2015 No.13813489 >>13813474 Don't you want that little boy to be happy with a mother that will love him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:41:10 2015 No.13813493 >>13813457 ~Rising up! Back on the streets...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:42:14 2015 No.13813496 >>13813457 Really? Interesting So, say Loen were to open up an apprenticeship. Would you take it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:43:30 2015 No.13813500 >>13813489 >human women can't love, to the point they don't even love their sons ebin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:45:01 2015 No.13813504 >>13813500 Are you really pulling the "muh humanity" schtick? It's obvious the human mom was a shitter, although not all human moms are shitters.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:47:17 2015 No.13813509
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>>13813486

>Yandere Gazer wet nurse
>Who also has a small chest complex
>Her face when her soneru admits to liking her better this way since he could nuzzle into her bosom further as a baby

>>13813459

What OD thing are we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:47:54 2015 No.13813511 >>13813500 You don't understand anon. It's her destiny to raise this child. After all, the reason she became wet nurse was because she was unable to conceive a child in the first place, and when she saw the baby, she knew that he was meant to be hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:52:52 2015 No.13813522 >>13813471 It's kind of funny, I've gotten so many kinks that what I think of as 'vanilla' is still remarkably fetishy by normalfag standards.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:54:12 2015 No.13813525
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>>13813509
>Wet nurse
>Small chest complex
Shit doesn't work that way. Her breasts are going to grow if she's producing milk. Maybe not a like a cow's tits would, but she won't have the proportions of a pre-teen schoolgirl.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jul 22 23:54:36 2015 No.13813528 >>13813496 Eh... school should be my main focus. I just do the coloring and stuff to relax. I plan on practicing this coming week with my Wacom though, never used the thing besides once long ago.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:55:51 2015 No.13813532
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>>13813509
>Yandere Werewolf wet nurse with separation anxiety
>uses her breast milk in various recipes to ensure her adoptive soneru grows up strong
>all in the comfort of their sizable log cabin home, the only home he needs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:56:03 2015 No.13813535 >>13813525 Oh go away King Jobber

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:56:19 2015 No.13813536 >>13813528 Well that makes sense. Good on you for putting school first Well that was a fun interview/time killer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:57:49 2015 No.13813545 >>13813536 Good luck on finding a apprentice. It'd be cool to see. What about Mithril?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:01:51 2015 No.13813555 File: 6 KB, 300x300, 1413560508429.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813511 Looks like someone is getting purged stealing babies aint ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:03:38 2015 No.13813563 >>13813555 It's not stealing. That baby was destined to be hers. The human only gave birth to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:03:56 2015 No.13813566 >>13813545 Oh I'm not Loen. I was bored and killing time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:05:03 2015 No.13813572 >>13813504 >guys hasn't said anything about the circumstances around the mother >hurr she's a shitter! Do you hate your mom anon? Did she throw one two many macaroni crafts in the thrash?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:05:27 2015 No.13813574 >>13813563 and shes destined to die by the sword everything works out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:05:50 2015 No.13813575 >>13813532 I want a Yandere Werewolf!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:07:04 2015 No.13813579 >>13813574 Are you going to kill a mother for loving her child?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:08:47 2015 No.13813581 >>13813572 My mother is an alcoholic who constantly put me down whenever she could and hid behind the excuse that she worked to treat me like shit. I wish I had a Manticore mom instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:09:34 2015 No.13813582 >>13813581 Why a manticore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:09:48 2015 No.13813583 >>13813579 Justice demands it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:11:06 2015 No.13813586 >>13813582 >Why a manticore? So he could have a valid reason to call his mother shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:11:22 2015 No.13813587 >>13813581 Boo fucking hoo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:12:31 2015 No.13813592 >>13813579 It's not hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:13:04 2015 No.13813594 >>13813581 Nice blog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:13:15 2015 No.13813596 >>13813583 >>13813592 Is it justice to kill a woman who just wanted a son to love?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:13:16 2015 No.13813597

I've been wondering how Monstergirls would react to human movies. Like, what would happen if you showed them Casablanca? The Shawshank Redemption? Star Wars? The Good The Bad and The Ugly? The list goes on.
I'm personally curious about how they'd react to Shawshank and/or Star Wars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:13:19 2015 No.13813598 What kind of monster girl would be the best for being a huge, muscular, scary, kind of character outside of an orc?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:13:52 2015 No.13813600 >>13813586 But manticores are love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:14:16 2015 No.13813601 >>13813598 Oni, Minotaurus, Ogre, Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:14:53 2015 No.13813603 >>13813598 Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:15:01 2015 No.13813604 >>13813598 Minotaurs, Ogres, Onis, Jinkos, Amazons, Gandharva, Chimaera, and Yeti's.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:15:48 2015 No.13813606

>>13813582
She'd be loving and protective. I like to think she'd be the sort to make sure no unfit women are going to steal her sonnoru away.

Plus that might mean a Manticore sister who likes to tease me with her tail and tries to set me up with her friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:16:09 2015 No.13813610 >>13813598 Jinko and minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:16:10 2015 No.13813611 >>13813583 If you wanted justice, steal her daughteru and make the human mother adopt it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:16:19 2015 No.13813612 >>13813597 Every Anubis that sees star wars is going to point out all the technical mistakes on the death start. And not even mention the exhaust port.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:16:20 2015 No.13813613 >>13813597 They would probably get bored 30 min in because they have the attention span of peanuts when something that dosent involve sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:17:12 2015 No.13813615 >>13813596 Yes, you don't steal children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:18:06 2015 No.13813616 >>13813601 >>13813603 >>13813604 >>13813610 Thanks. I've got a rough idea in my head now of how to approach this.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Jul 23 00:18:10 2015 No.13813617 >>13813536 If he ever asked me to do something I'd so it though, same with the others and all the anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:19:13 2015 No.13813621 File: 145 KB, 865x639, 1405044675572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813597 It probably depends on the species. I'd pay money to watch an Anubis pick apart The Mummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:19:22 2015 No.13813622 >>13813611 You cant have daughters if your dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:19:32 2015 No.13813625 >>13813597 Ren Xiongmaos would love Transformers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:19:43 2015 No.13813626 >>13813617 So eager! For someone who does it to relax I'd say you have a lot of fun doing it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:21:59 2015 No.13813630 I want more fallout with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:22:47 2015 No.13813634 Shin Megami Tensei IV is full of cute girl demons. This game is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:23:21 2015 No.13813637 >>13813613 C'mon anon, have some fun. Don't you want to watch Alien with your monstergirl waifu and watch her get scared enough to cling to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:24:09 2015 No.13813639 >>13813637 I think she would lay eggs in your torso then

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:24:21 2015 No.13813641 >>13813596 Is it justice to steal a mother's baby to raise it as your own?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:24:29 2015 No.13813643 >>13813634 >Shin Megami Tensei IV I love Keita Amemiya's designs for toku stuff like GARO, but he should stay away from the SMT series.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:24:47 2015 No.13813644

>>13813597
>>13813612
>You will never cuddle up with your Anubis GF to watch Star Wars and other sci-fi greats
>She will never take advantage of lulls in the story to natter on about the technical flaws of the various fantastical pieces of technology
>She'll never want you to spend the next day with her, working on how to "Do it right".

>>13813625
Explain this one to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:24:54 2015 No.13813646 >>13813637 >You will never watch Alien for the first time ever again >You will never watch Aliens for the first time >You will always remember that the rest doesn't exist and anyone that says otherwise is a filthy liar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:25:58 2015 No.13813649 >>13813637 >>13813646 Is it wrong that the first Alien movie doesn't scare me at all? Might be because me and a friend came up with a joke that the Cat is actually controlling the Xenomorph.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:26:55 2015 No.13813652 >>13813646 >That spoiler My brother. I've actually never seen Alien. Only Aliens. I'm kind of a lightweight when it comes to horror. My waifu might be terrified, but I'll be right there with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:27:30 2015 No.13813653 File: 1.91 MB, 2592x1565, 1383620153450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813634 >Recruit a female demon >yfw they say "I'll never let you go"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:27:45 2015 No.13813655 >>13813643 >You will never watch Toku with your monster waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:27:49 2015 No.13813656 >>13813644 >She will never take advantage of lulls in the story to natter on about the technical flaws of the various fantastical pieces of technology That sounds absolutely awful thats like watching a movie with an autist nobody has fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:28:22 2015 No.13813659 >>13813652 Alien isn't really that terrifying. Then again, I've watched it enough that it isn't. You should watch it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:28:33 2015 No.13813660 >>13813634 >anything in the megaten universe >waifuable The reason bad things happen to you is you're focking stupid. Did I write "focking?" Yes, cause that's how stupid you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:29:27 2015 No.13813662 >>13813598 An Alp for contrast

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:29:39 2015 No.13813663 >>13813649 No horror movie should scare you after the first time. All the surprise and mystery is gone. It's just a good fun movie after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:30:11 2015 No.13813665 File: 116 KB, 480x673, 21524474_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:30:17 2015 No.13813666 >>13813653 >Demons trying to be sexy >Any non-human in the SMT universe trying to seduce you Kill it with Megidolaon. Bad things happen when demons try to act sexy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:30:28 2015 No.13813668 >>13813597 >Mummy watches the Mummy >Wishes she was as strong or had as much authority as the villain

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:30:57 2015 No.13813669
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>>13813630
I liked Penywise's Deathclaw thing.

In regards to Fallout+monstergirls, is it essentially a hybrid in where all the traditional mutants and monsters are now husband crazy monstergirls?
Not that I mind or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:31:09 2015 No.13813670 File: 133 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813634 >So you want me to join you? Hmph! >I remember serving a master once... [ ]Was it a strong master? [ ]Was it a kind master? [ ]Was it a useful master?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:31:19 2015 No.13813671 >>13813656 But anon, she's just telling you what she wants to do with you later, in her own way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:31:25 2015 No.13813672 >>13813653 >You are saying that you will come forth and shine with a radiance greater than my own? I will crush you, worm. FUCKING

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:32:02 2015 No.13813675 >>13813669 hybrid with MGE*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:32:38 2015 No.13813676 >>13813670 Shit I always get this wrong. >[x]Was it a king master?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:33:09 2015 No.13813677 >>13813666 >straight from Satan's mouth HAH!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:33:18 2015 No.13813678 >>13813670 >[ ]Was it a strong master?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:33:36 2015 No.13813680 >>13813669 There are a bunch of Fallout MG profiles around somewhere. I have the Geckos, Cazadores and Deathclaws, but there were some more made recently. Yao-Guai was pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:33:45 2015 No.13813681 >>13813670 Give me your mana....ALL OF IT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:33:58 2015 No.13813682 >>13813666 Nemissa is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:35:38 2015 No.13813683 File: 20 KB, 512x480, DF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813660 There are loads of neat things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:36:38 2015 No.13813688 >>13813681 Accept.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:37:07 2015 No.13813690 File: 46 KB, 517x747, SMTDSSH Gu Huo Niao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813683 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:37:41 2015 No.13813692 >>13813669 >I liked Penywise's Deathclaw thing. Yes, that was awesome! Penywise pls do more!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:38:22 2015 No.13813694 >>13813683 This matters how?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:38:27 2015 No.13813695
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>>13813682
Honestly, there's only two girls that I really liked in any of the SMT games I've played, and I blame one of them on the amount of time I've been in these threads. The rest I either didn't care for or just completely forgot about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:38:52 2015 No.13813697 >>13813692 He said he probably wants to get Ghoul done before going back to it. I'm definitely looking forward to more myself, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:39:11 2015 No.13813698 >>13813695 Toaster a shit

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:40:06 2015 No.13813703
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>>13813676
>Indeed, she was. But my work forbids me to let personal feelings hinder my goals. It is irrelevant.

>Very well. If you wish for me to join you, I'll require compensation.
>I require 1198 Macca.

[ ] Comply.
[ ] Refuse.
[ ] Cheat
[ ] End talks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:40:25 2015 No.13813704 >>13813703 Cheat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:40:58 2015 No.13813706 >>13813703 Is there another way I can pay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:41:17 2015 No.13813707 >>13813704 >Cheat >On a kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:42:13 2015 No.13813709 >>13813706 Decline and see if something else works

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:43:30 2015 No.13813712 >>13813707 I'm not paying Macca! I need that to pay summoning costs and I doubt she can kill me in one turn with my HP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:45:00 2015 No.13813715 File: 42 KB, 294x276, 1525941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813706 >Very well. >You may pay me with some of your life instead. [ ] Comply [ ] Refuse [ ] Cheat [ ] End talks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:45:07 2015 No.13813716 >>13813703 Ah sure, I'm swimming in the stuff. That and maybe she can buy something nice while we're traveling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:45:36 2015 No.13813717 >>13813703 Cheat who the fuck dosent pick cheat when its an option?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:45:38 2015 No.13813718 >>13813715 Comply

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:46:09 2015 No.13813720 >>13813715 Define "life".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:46:16 2015 No.13813721 >>13813715 [X] Comply

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:46:40 2015 No.13813722 >>13813715 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:47:02 2015 No.13813723 >>13813715 Refuse bitch aint suckin out my soul

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:47:10 2015 No.13813725
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>>13813698
She was a fun character and didn't go full yan to try and get the MC back. Plus, she's a walking armory. Fuck you.

Though I did remember a third girl I liked. Mildly crazy, science fetish, and a banging body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:47:44 2015 No.13813726 >>13813715 [x] Get bent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:47:52 2015 No.13813728 >>13813721 >>13813718 >>13813720 HP Don't worry, HP only goes to one for player character at most. Only your demons can die from things like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:48:15 2015 No.13813729 >>13813715 [x] Resist arrest

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:49:56 2015 No.13813733 File: 312 KB, 1440x1300, Fallout Monstergirls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813680 I've got a cap with the Geckos and the Nuka-Lurk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:50:04 2015 No.13813734 >>13813715 HP is probably the best option because you can just heal it back with magic. But I fucking hate when those niggers ask for my mana when im in the middle of a long ass dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:50:44 2015 No.13813736 >>13813725 >Dat Chinese Dress Oh. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:51:04 2015 No.13813738 >>13813725 >can kill >that dress >dem legs >that "come get it" stance I want to put my dick in that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:51:33 2015 No.13813740 >>13813734 >Not going WORLD OF STRENGTH and only using mana for support skills

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:52:06 2015 No.13813741
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>>13813718
>>13813721
>>13813722

>You have some tasty blood, young man.
>Kunoichi took 40% of your HP

>Then it's settled. From this day forth, I, Kunoichi, will be your sworn vassal.
>I will defend you as best as I am able, so please, try not to die.

>Femme Kunoichi joined your party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:53:04 2015 No.13813744 >>13813741 Good work Gunstar(?)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:53:16 2015 No.13813745 >>13813741 That went surprisingly well. I was expecting Kunoichi to just run off.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:54:05 2015 No.13813746

>>13813733
Yeah, that's one of the ones I have, but I don't know if he capped his more recent ones or put them in a bin or something, and I don't remember the general time he made them.

>>13813741
Nice, she didn't just run away. Guess she was worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:54:16 2015 No.13813747 >>13813741 >femme Does the game make this distinction? Cause Kunoichi=Female spy/ninja Why add femme to it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:55:11 2015 No.13813748 >>13811753 How about I write about aggressive, confident and odorless ones to balance things out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:58:00 2015 No.13813754 >>13813748 The damage is already done and besides centipedes are mega shit tier anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:58:48 2015 No.13813755 >>13813747 Demon Race/Family thingy Vermin, Foul, Wilder, Night, Vile, Fallen, Snake, Deity, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:58:49 2015 No.13813756 >>13813748 How about you go fuck yourself alp, before you ruin something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:59:08 2015 No.13813758 File: 254 KB, 1879x1167, FO Monstergirls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813733 There's also this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:59:40 2015 No.13813759 >>13813754 >mega shit tier You suck, anon. >>13813756 What could I possibly ruin? Oh, right. Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:00:02 2015 No.13813760 >>13813755 It still sounds off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:01:19 2015 No.13813763 >>13813760 True, it does. But there it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:02:45 2015 No.13813766 >>13813759 I hope you do ruin yeti's for everyone the tears from the cuddle/hug fags would be tremendous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:05:20 2015 No.13813770 File: 228 KB, 1200x900, r304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodnight everyone. Keep your waifus warm and safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:05:43 2015 No.13813771 >>13813766 Alp, the destroyer of all that is good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:06:48 2015 No.13813776 >>13813771 I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:06:54 2015 No.13813777 >>13813733 >>13813758 These are great, are there any more?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:08:07 2015 No.13813779 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1432492097059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ruining Yetis, huh? >Oh I'm not gonna rape ya... >I'm just gonna grope ya. Really, really bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:09:00 2015 No.13813781 File: 137 KB, 491x500, 14643587645344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you willing to perform sexual favors for a famous sultry Siren in order to help boost your career in the entertainment industry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:09:18 2015 No.13813782 >>13813776 But seriously speaking, what were Oomukade before Night Terrors? Stinky NEETs. Why? Because they look like Tomoko. Someone should do something to fix their reputation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:09:41 2015 No.13813783 >>13813759 Ruin Kikis too please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:09:55 2015 No.13813784 >>13813781 Yes. I'm shameless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:10:33 2015 No.13813785 >>13813777 I think that may be it. I should cap that Yao Guai profile at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:11:24 2015 No.13813787 >>13813779 As long as she doesn't hop and do j.mp at me I should be fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:11:45 2015 No.13813788 >>13813784 >"You're gonna go far kid, Ahnn!~"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:12:19 2015 No.13813791 File: 94 KB, 700x1000, 1421818326221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a kuudere lilim to dom me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:12:46 2015 No.13813793 >>13813770 I want to cuddle her. Oppais a best

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:13:03 2015 No.13813794 >>13813782 They were gloomy, lonely girls who were rarely talked about. Then they became spaghetti droppers to be bullied, then that faggot made them stinky and here we are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:13:48 2015 No.13813797 >>13813779 I want a Yeti to grope me while we cuddle. >>13813781 Bird brain, please, I don't want to. >>13813785 You should. There were a couple that day, if I recall. Like the Bighorner. Didn't like that one so much, but for the sake of completion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:14:06 2015 No.13813799 >>13813794 The way I see it, they became popular through this change. Where is your god now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:14:24 2015 No.13813800 >>13813791 >Fucking your cousin Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:14:36 2015 No.13813802 >>13813788 But I would try to keep it a secret, as my fans would be upset if they knew I was a slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:15:22 2015 No.13813803 File: 101 KB, 638x580, 1431103851326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813800 Wat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:15:51 2015 No.13813804 >>13813802 This is true, keeping your image as a virgin is important so your Monster Girl fans think you're ripe for being husbando'd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:17:00 2015 No.13813811 >>13813803 Lilum are the daughters of Lilith. Humans are the sons of Adam. Adam and Lilith were created at the same time by the same God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:18:19 2015 No.13813817 >>13813811 Oh. Didn't know you were reaching out into Judaic myth. Also that's only accepted by some Jews at that.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:18:24 2015 No.13813818

>>13813811
To be man and wife, but Adam wanted to be on top and so did Lilith, and it didn't work out.
Then God used shit or something to create another woman, but she was ugly and Adam said fuck that shit? No way will I fuck that shit! And then God used his rib.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:18:30 2015 No.13813819 >>13813799 Your point of view is ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:18:43 2015 No.13813820 File: 677 KB, 944x1280, 1421640835583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to dance with an Anubis and have her poke fun at me when I step on her big meaty paws!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:20:02 2015 No.13813822 File: 3.05 MB, 1500x2000, Anubis seduction dance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813819 Pray tell how things were better before. >>13813820 I want to watch an Anubis dance her dance of seduction for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:20:21 2015 No.13813824 File: 78 KB, 605x473, 1327282669480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813811 And that makes them related?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:20:35 2015 No.13813826 >>13813804 But it would be fun to pretend to be all cute and innocent when I'm a perverted slut willing to do anything to further my career .

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:22:09 2015 No.13813832 What is the difference between Type and Family?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:23:19 2015 No.13813833

>>13813797
>You should. There were a couple that day, if I recall. Like the Bighorner. Didn't like that one so much, but for the sake of completion.
On it right now, but I busy was capping a Foo Dog girl story from exactly a month ago.
I might also have to cap that short story with the loli Yao Guai in it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:24:00 2015 No.13813835
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>>13813818
You got it wrong man. First God told Adam that he would get the perfect woman who would cook, clean, and fuck him, and be perfect in every way. Adam asked God what it was going to cost. God answered "It'll cost you an arm and a leg." Adam said "Fuck that, what can I get for a rib?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:24:01 2015 No.13813836 >>13813832 Type doesn't sound like a scientific classification, family does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:24:04 2015 No.13813837 >>13813820 I-Is she going to be making that face for the whole prom? I thought if I complimented her on how pig her paws are she would like that...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:25:23 2015 No.13813842 >>13813835 Well in any case, Lilith knew God's super-secret real name with the seventy-two syllables, and then she used it to fly out of Eden and give birth to a hundred babies. >>13813837 >how pig her paws are Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:25:35 2015 No.13813845 >>13813832 I think Type is like the 'genus' and family would be the 'species' after that. Like members of the Dragon Family are subclassified within the Reptile Type.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:25:42 2015 No.13813846 >>13813777 I remember doing my own take on Nightstalkers and Bloatflies but I don't think I capped them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:26:05 2015 No.13813847 >>13813833 Oh, right. I remember that. She saved someone from a Hellhound or something. I only vaguely remember the Yao Guai story though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:27:40 2015 No.13813848 >>13813837 Big! I meant big! Oh boy this is going to be a long night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:28:08 2015 No.13813850 >Another centaur doujin >NTR and cuckoldry, 2/10 even if the ending is a 3.5/10 Why is horsepussy so shit? Was there some conference of Bad Taste where all the shit fetishists gathered and picked a single MG to unload their fetishes on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:28:42 2015 No.13813853 >>13813848 Just wait until the Dullahan cheerleaders throw buckets of blood on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:29:40 2015 No.13813857 >>13813850 At least that means horsepussy fans aren't ruining good girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:30:27 2015 No.13813859 >>13813835 Good god, have I somehow been transported to Sunday school?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:30:29 2015 No.13813860 >>13813853 This sounds like something the Smug Squad, during their high school years of course, would do to some incredibly powerful Angel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:31:23 2015 No.13813865 >>13813845 So what gives with ones that have the same Family but different Type like how there are Undead-type succubus and Demon-Type Succubus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:31:38 2015 No.13813870 >>13813860 I want it to be Dullahans with no malicious intent, just doing Dullahan things. Because it's not like an Anubis would have psychic powers, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:31:53 2015 No.13813872 File: 354 KB, 816x1119, jhy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813822 Mukades were not a object of mockery. Even during their spaghetti phase they were more awkward than laughable. At this rate they'll be even less respected than lizardas,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:32:01 2015 No.13813873 >>13813850 i saw that one, jesus christ it was the fucking worst "no, do't worry my love, i'll just suck out those mal0e centaur's semen to clean you up!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:34:10 2015 No.13813881 File: 131 KB, 750x652, 1437088090510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813850 >Shit doujin = shit monster Fuck you, nigger. Centaurs are pure maidens & top-tier waifus

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:34:17 2015 No.13813882

>>13813872
As far as I can tell, everybody who calls them stinky does so as a term of endearment and the only people who complain about them are the ones who don't want them to be stinky, but don't bother to try and change their image because they think everybody else should cater to their tastes instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:35:05 2015 No.13813885 >>13813881 >6 limbs on a mammal Its shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:35:40 2015 No.13813886 >>13813850 You can expect more, too. The guy said he wants to commission more male centaur x female centaur doujins. Guy likes horsecock, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:36:01 2015 No.13813887 >>13813881 But those girls are shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:36:23 2015 No.13813889 >>13813881 Find me a centaur doujin that isn't shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:37:04 2015 No.13813890 >>13813882 >everybody who calls them stinky does so as a term of endearment and the only people who complain about them are the ones who don't want them to be stinky, Source: My ass. >don't bother to try and change their image I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:38:33 2015 No.13813894 File: 129 KB, 1440x810, 1437527382163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813885 >>13813887 Fine. More horse tits for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:38:35 2015 No.13813895 >>13813865 I honestly can't tell you. Maybe it's just KC not really sorting it out properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:38:42 2015 No.13813896 >>13813881 >pure maidens >their way of life revolves around NTR AHHAHHAHHAHHA!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:39:34 2015 No.13813898 >>13813882 >term of endearment how

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:39:36 2015 No.13813899 >>13813881 Who's the one on the right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:39:44 2015 No.13813900 >>13813894 Good. Leave the good waifus to people with taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:39:49 2015 No.13813902 >>13813894 Is there helium in those tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:40:00 2015 No.13813903 File: 475 KB, 1000x877, outgoing2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is working in a Monster Girl office a safe job?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:40:22 2015 No.13813905 File: 61 KB, 576x768, 2ad4bad5e9210376aa070e9944d04ffd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to spoil a healthy Oni with handmade sweets and lots of cuddles!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:40:25 2015 No.13813906 >>13813902 water

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:40:26 2015 No.13813907 >>13813902 Just a bad frame. I didn't get the gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:40:31 2015 No.13813908 >>13813890 >My ass Show me all the people who hate them, then. >I don't think so Bitching about the status quo is not a viable plan of action.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:40:48 2015 No.13813909 File: 139 KB, 850x981, 142983479342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813881 I want to slap around those fat horse titties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:40:56 2015 No.13813910 >>13813903 Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:41:10 2015 No.13813911 >>13813859 Yes, now drop your pants. It's time for your penance for using the lord's name in vain, you naughty boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:41:25 2015 No.13813913 File: 101 KB, 1000x862, Cool Guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813903 Depends on continuity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:41:27 2015 No.13813914 >>13813903 As long as there's an intern you should be safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:42:07 2015 No.13813915 >>13813903 Yes. They'll make sure you'll never get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:42:23 2015 No.13813916 >>13813908 You made the claim, burden of proof is on you. >being a conformist piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:42:46 2015 No.13813917 File: 2.51 MB, 500x281, 1437523274552.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813909 Finally, a man who gets it!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:43:17 2015 No.13813918
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>>13813842
Adonai-Ha-Aretz, Shaddai-El-Chai, Elohim-Chaim, YHVH Elohim, YHVH Eloa-Vi-Da'ath, Elohim Giboor, Ehieh?
There are more, but I haven't reviewed them in forever. Kabbalah is complicated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:43:30 2015 No.13813919 File: 876 KB, 1300x1712, Fallout Monstergirls 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813797 >>13813833 >>13813847 Alrighty then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:43:55 2015 No.13813921 >>13813908 So you are blaming mukadefags because they are not doing anything to fix their waifu's reputation but you don't blame the faggot that started all of it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:44:54 2015 No.13813925 File: 225 KB, 1300x792, Fallout Monstergirls Factions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813899 She's Nina from YBA's Vengeance. She's also a yandere masochist. >>13813919 Bonus faction thingy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:45:10 2015 No.13813926 >>13813919 That double Yao-Guai profile though. I guess you really like them. Thanks, either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:45:19 2015 No.13813928 >>13813903 If you're married or doomed to alp.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:45:22 2015 No.13813929

>>13813916
>burden of proof
Eugh. Fine. Here's the two references made to stinky Oomukades before our shitflinging.
>>13811085
Here we see someone arguing against them being smelly, while using unnecessary exclamation marks, therefore showing the post is meant to be humorous, and is therefore not a real argument against smellypedes.
>>13811822
Here's a post where smellypedes are accepted.

After those it's just us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:45:23 2015 No.13813930 >>13813842 >and give birth to 100 babies That came from her coupling with Samael. Or Baal. Who gives a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:46:13 2015 No.13813934 >>13813919 >>13813925 Sweet, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:46:17 2015 No.13813936 >>13813919 >>13813926 Oh fuck, I need to fix that shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:47:37 2015 No.13813940 >>13813929 >two examples cover the opinions of all 150 of us, and every thread we've had since this fucking meme began You tried, and failed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:47:37 2015 No.13813941 >>13813919 >>13813925 >Someone capped these I actually feel flattered that someone thought they were worth saving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:48:10 2015 No.13813945 >>13813930 Maybe she had both jam their dicks in her at once so both had semen produce offspring

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:49:54 2015 No.13813949

>>13813921
>mukadefags
I'm not blaming all of them. I'm blaming the ones who have a problem with the status quo for not doing anything about it. Most of the Oomukade fags obviously like her like this, or they wouldn't put up with it.
>the faggot that started all of it?
I refuse to believe one faggot could force so many people to accept his view if they found it disagreeable. Obviously it resonated with people.
>>13813940
This thread doesn't have anything else except those two posts, anon. You want me to go dig around the archive? I won't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:52:19 2015 No.13813953 File: 753 KB, 1304x1424, Fallout Monstergirls 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813919 >>13813936 Ver 2.0

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:53:27 2015 No.13813955
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Reminder that if you're staying in an apartment in Monster Girl City. Watch out for stinky NEET centipedes who like to watch you sleep from a ventilation shaft, breathing heavily as they imagine what it would be like to press their face into your crotch.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:53:32 2015 No.13813956

>>13813949
>force to accept his view

It's not about forcing, it's about what sticks, like the stink that clung to cheshires for a year and some change.

>most mukadefags obviously like her like this

You can stop talking for people any time now. I'm a mukadefag, and I fucking hate it, else we wouldn't be having this conversation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:54:02 2015 No.13813957 I want to cuddle a smelly Oomukade while smelling her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:55:38 2015 No.13813963 >>13813949 >I won't So you can't prove what you claim and need to stop giving your opinions like they're facts, I knew that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:56:31 2015 No.13813964 >>13813955 Is she going to protect me from the devil bugs because I'm a slob?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:56:37 2015 No.13813965

>>13813956
>You can stop talking for people any time now
So can you. Like you said, it sticks. Why would it stick if they all hate it? Obviously they don't. You do, and that's fine. But you're blaming me of talking for people while doing the exact same thing.
Let's keep things simple.
Fact: threadcanon says Oomukades stink.
Fact: this is all Alp's fault.
You want to change things, do something other than bitch about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:56:46 2015 No.13813967 >>13813955 >Introverted anon who is unwilling to admit a desperate need for a companion. >Secretly being spied on by a NEET Oomukade who lusts for him, but won't make a move for one reason or another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:56:54 2015 No.13813968 >>13813955 I wouldn't mind her if she took a shower, and didn't make me a drug addict.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:57:23 2015 No.13813970 >>13813949 Nobody is forcing anything, but you what a meme is, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:58:06 2015 No.13813972 >>13813968 How effective would doing this be at bullying a Tanuki? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5txHN4EuOc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:58:23 2015 No.13813973 >>13813955 Such is life for Smelly Pede-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:58:29 2015 No.13813974 >>13813970 Sure I know what a meme is. And there's nothing wrong with memes when they're not forced.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:59:06 2015 No.13813976 >>13813970 A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:59:10 2015 No.13813977 >>13813953 Alright, there we go. Nice job. I think we have a lot of the generic enemies from Fallout now. >>13813955 I'd rather she actually did it while I was asleep, so there was a chance I could wake up with her right there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:00:01 2015 No.13813979 > Dracosa is a blonde Suffering.jpg But apparently Kii (or w/e the devil's name was) makes an appearance so we'll get Rachnera BDSM attic fun time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:00:07 2015 No.13813982 File: 105 KB, 500x600, Creepy crawly colored as sexily as possible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If this ends in Night Terrors getting deleted a second time, I'll be irritated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:00:10 2015 No.13813984 >>13813976 >No Chuuni Vampire to roleplay with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:00:10 2015 No.13813985 I'm gonna find Alp. And I'm gonna kill him. Screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:01:21 2015 No.13813988 >>13813985 Good luck, Liam Neeson-kun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:01:36 2015 No.13813989 >>13813985 But then who will we bully?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:01:50 2015 No.13813990

>>13813965
>So can you

Show me the post where I said all mukadefags hate it. I'll wait.

>Why would it stick if they all hate it?
Because this thread has no imagination, how many things have we fought over until KC finally said "yeah, it works like this."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:04:46 2015 No.13813996 >>13813985 Finally!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:04:51 2015 No.13813997

>>13813990
>Show me where I said
You show me where I said all of them love it. That's right, I didn't. And where did I claim you said they all hate it? Nowhere, that's right.
You need to calm down, you're acting irrationally.
>Because this thread has no imagination
So your idea of improving things is to remove what we have and replace it with nothing while you acknowledge that we don't have any ideas where to go next?
You almost sound like an anarchist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:05:06 2015 No.13813998 I'm going to find an Oomukade and ram my head into her arm pit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:05:51 2015 No.13814000 >>13813985 But anon, he's a crazy, axe-swinging, stabbety-stabby Finn!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:08:14 2015 No.13814005 >>13813982 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:08:23 2015 No.13814006 >>13813998 I bet it smells really nice! Am I fighting the stereotype well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:09:32 2015 No.13814007 >>13814006 That's exactly how the bloody thing got started, a guy who got off on how nice an Oomukade's sweat smelled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:09:50 2015 No.13814008 >>13814006 If that was the case I'd pause, stare her in the face, ask her why, then walk away depressed.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:11:17 2015 No.13814012

>>13813997
>They became popular though this change
>As far as I can tell, everybody who calls them stinky does so as a term of endearment

Still talking for people.

>the only people who complain about them are the ones who don't want them to be stinky,

Same.

And after claiming that's "it's all in fun" you couldn't be bothered to do some legwork to defend it. So fuck you, and fuck that little faggot attention whore alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:14:25 2015 No.13814020 >>13814012 But what if I want to smell an Oomukade's stank unironically?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:14:25 2015 No.13814021 >>13814006 Give up, there are a lot more monstergirls anyway, this one is ruined forever.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:14:58 2015 No.13814022

>>13814012
>Still talking for people
>As far as I can tell
See that, that was important. Also
>They became popular through this change
Yes, they did. I thought you yourself agreed with that statement since
>They were gloomy, lonely girls who were rarely talked about. Then they became spaghetti droppers to be bullied, then that faggot made them stinky and here we are.
>rare talked about
>Then they became
See that? If that wasn't you then I'm sorry, but I got that from your side anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:18:25 2015 No.13814027 >>13814022 It was and you thought wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:18:29 2015 No.13814028 >>13814022 Popular is not a good thing here though. In fact, I am so happy that my waifu is barely mentioned.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:19:24 2015 No.13814029

So Anon,

I heard you've been looking for a "waifu" as you call it.
Well, I've got a deal for you!
Now, there won't be anything extraordinary but all I'll need you to do is pick a card from the deck.

>1. Card with a devil and an angel

>2. Card with an ugly hag and a beautiful maiden

>3. Card with Caterpillar and Butterfly

If you wish to walk away then you could but....well....who knows what could happen.

I will give you till 2:30pm to make your choices.
Choose well Anon don't want to live with any regrets now do we?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:20:34 2015 No.13814031 >>13814029 I'll take the Ugly Hag and Beautiful Maiden!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:20:54 2015 No.13814034 >>13814029 I'll take the ying yang devil/angel card

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:21:23 2015 No.13814039 >>13814029 Number 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:21:34 2015 No.13814041 >>13814029 I walk away, and see what could happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:21:42 2015 No.13814042 >>13814029 Option #3 please! Am I the caterpillar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:21:42 2015 No.13814043 >>13814027 >thought wrong But what did you mean by it, then? You obviously said they weren't popular, then they got popular after the change. Yet you deny this. I don't understand what your side of things even is anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:21:43 2015 No.13814044 >>13814029 First one, card with a devil and an angel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:21:48 2015 No.13814045 >>13814029 Number 3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:22:37 2015 No.13814047 >>13814028 Given what happens with popular ones, you may have a point there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:24:13 2015 No.13814050 >>13814028 Eh, who know. I personally don't have any particular race that I favor but if I had to go for one I'd say Familiar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:25:44 2015 No.13814052 >>13814043 >They were gloomy, lonely girls who were rarely talked about This wasn't mean to be a bad thing. >Even during their spaghetti phase they were more awkward than laughable Now they're popular in the same way alps are "popular."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:26:09 2015 No.13814054 >>13814029 Devil and angel. Heaven or hell, let's do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:27:10 2015 No.13814056 >>13814052 I want to cuddle an Oomukade AND an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:27:15 2015 No.13814057 >>13814052 >wasn't mean to be a bad thing I didn't claim it was. My point was that you yourself admitted they weren't popular. >in the same way alps are "popular" And I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:27:39 2015 No.13814058 >>13814029 Going with 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:28:06 2015 No.13814059 >>13814029 >3 Card with Caterpillar and Butterfly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:28:47 2015 No.13814060 >>13814057 >And I don't see anything wrong with that. Anon pls, now you are just making fun of him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:29:15 2015 No.13814061 >>13814029 I'll take the old hag...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:29:52 2015 No.13814063 >>13814060 He deserves to be mocked relentlessly for his hatred of the status quo and his unwillingness to do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:29:57 2015 No.13814064 >>13814057 >you yourself admitted they weren't popular This isn't meant to be bad either, like >>13814028 points out, better to be talked about sparsely yet taken seriously, than be a caricature, as oomukades have become.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:31:51 2015 No.13814065 Cuddle pile of Oomukades, Alps and Wurms?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:32:06 2015 No.13814066

>>13814064
>This isn't meant to be bad either
And I have never said that it was. You're either retarded or strawmanning me for your own amusement.
>better to be talked about sparsely yet taken seriously, than a caricature, as oomukades have become
Bitching about them when they are talked about won't change that. It will only make people talk about them being smelly more, to annoy you. You've seen that happen in this thread since our shitflinging started.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:33:33 2015 No.13814072 >>13814029 Ugly hag and beautiful maiden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:33:34 2015 No.13814073 >>13814065 C is for Come on now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:34:39 2015 No.13814076 >>13814063 But that's wrong anon! Imagine I started a meme about your waifu being in favor of freebleeding or something like that!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:34:41 2015 No.13814077
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>>13813820
I want to be careful, and if I step too much, then I'll gently massage her paws afterwards, for as long as she wants me to.

>>13813822
That sounds lovely.

>>13813837
>>13813848
If you show her the proper love that she deserves, she'll brighten up. Especially if paw rubs are in store to make up for things too. Tender, loving paw rubs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:34:46 2015 No.13814079 >>13814073 Fuck off retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:36:07 2015 No.13814082 >>13814076 It wouldn't affect me in the least. Because I can enjoy things without seeing everyone around me conform to my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:36:52 2015 No.13814087 >>13814076 >freebleeding Huh?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:36:54 2015 No.13814088

>>13813865
This is a simple matter based on the MGE's very basis of existence.

MGs in the MGE exist because a Succubus took over the role of "Monster/Demon Lord", and thus influenced all Monsters to be like her. Therefore, all Monsters that were once "Human-like" are now "Succubus-like" instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:36:56 2015 No.13814089 >>13814065 >>13814072 Nope kill all three by shooting a Wurmlet through a cannon, to which it goes straight through the Oomukade and Alp. Then the Wurmlet splats against a wall in a bloody mass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:37:49 2015 No.13814092 >>13814065 I'm going to run away with the alps while the oomukades and the wurms grapple each other over who gets to go first!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:38:14 2015 No.13814094 >>13814029 Dunno if it's too late for this or not, but I'll take Card 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:38:45 2015 No.13814098 >>13814082 >I welcome eveything and anything You mean people do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:39:25 2015 No.13814101 >>13814029 All three of these will be horrible and I feel bad for the people who pick them. #1 please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:39:34 2015 No.13814102 >>13814082 You say that now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:39:40 2015 No.13814104 >>13814098 >I welcome everything and anything But anon, that's wrong! We have rules!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:40:19 2015 No.13814107 >>13814029 You ain't gonna trick me, Dr. Facilier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:40:41 2015 No.13814108 >>13814102 I've been able to do it so far, I can do it in the future, too. Let's just see you ruin my ability to enjoy myself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:40:57 2015 No.13814110 >>13814029 >I will give you till 2:30pm to make your choices. It's 2:40 AM now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:41:56 2015 No.13814116 >>13814107 It's just an echo, Anon, a little trick they have down in Monster Girl Louisiana, don't worry.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:42:22 2015 No.13814118 [SPOILER]

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>>13814029
>>13814031
>>13814034
>>13814039
>>13814041
>>13814042
>>13814044
>>13814045
>>13814054
>>13814058
>>13814059
>>13814061
>>13814072
>>13814094
>>13814101
>>13814107

Very well Anons, the contract is signed and the choices are made...

1. You get your favorite race (Roll if you "love them all") you want with your favorite body type....except that sweet attitude has gone sour (or sour gone sweet).
Whatever your favorite personality is she doesn't have it, in fact she has your absolute least favorite, although she will stay with you for life.
Oh, and for those who go with the heavy yan/tsun, they will be the more mild types.
It's boring if she kills you too early.
And no personality changes! Only I can do that.

2. Your wife has your favorite personality and is your favorite race but she's a bit...thicker...than you wanted (or thinner)
Be it loli, CC, Muscled, or FAT she's got your least favorite body type. I hope you don't mind some meat on (or off) those bones...OH WAIT!
And no, you can't change it with a workout or some food.

3. She's got the looks, she's got the personality, the only thing she doesn't have is the race, she's now your least favorite race (Barring Mantago or Cait Sith, those would be far too boring if everyoen said it now wouldn't it?). Hope you don't mind a few tentacles or feathers!
Again, no changing it with magic now!

Leave You soda and beer is forever flat.

And don't try to leave her or mistreat her, if you do Anon anon now has a new alp to bully.
The alp being you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:42:59 2015 No.13814120 >>13814108 >Let's just see you ruin my ability to enjoy myself! Oh, we are kind of experts in that thing here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:43:23 2015 No.13814124 >>13814110 Time means nothing to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:43:57 2015 No.13814125 >>13814118 >Leave Your soda and beer is forever flat. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:44:04 2015 No.13814126 >>13814118 >loli favorite Monster Girl Eh, I don't like Lolis. Just Alp me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:44:34 2015 No.13814130 >>13814118 >Three EEEEEEELVEEESS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:45:16 2015 No.13814133 >>13814118 Robot Devil, you bastard! Now I have to figure out what my least favorite girl is, barring the purge-tier ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:45:23 2015 No.13814138 >>13814118 >Least favorite monstergirl I should have gone with 1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:45:50 2015 No.13814139 >>13814118 >Picked 3 >Not a Matango >My least favorite otherwise is Red Oni >Red Oni with my preferred personality and body type I can live with this, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:45:54 2015 No.13814140 File: 1.36 MB, 400x286, 1435126032519.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814108 Your time will come you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:45:56 2015 No.13814141 >>13814118 >1 >Yandere Mantis with a nice ass. Damn, if only she wasn't yandere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:46:00 2015 No.13814142 >>13814118 Sweet, perfect body and I love all deres anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:46:25 2015 No.13814143 >>13814116 >Monster Girl Louisiana I wonder how it would look like

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:47:20 2015 No.13814147 >>13814108 Now you fucked. I'll be watching you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:47:38 2015 No.13814150 File: 752 KB, 1269x1800, 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814143 Gator Girls lying around, wearing nothing but overalls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:48:26 2015 No.13814152 >>13814118 I hate most monstergirls based on their personalities so I guess to make #3 still have drawbacks she's must be a horsepussy/spiderbits/snake cloaca. I guess I can live with this. getting alped is fine too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:48:41 2015 No.13814153 >>13814147 You don't even know who I am. You'll never get me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:49:34 2015 No.13814157 >>13814126 >>13814130 Enjoy the alp with your elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:50:35 2015 No.13814163 Good night Anons, stay cool and don't burn down the thread. It wouldn't hurt the robot devil anyway and the maids would still need to sweep up the ashes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:51:54 2015 No.13814167 >>13814118 >2 Is she just fat or does she only have my least favorite body type or both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:53:35 2015 No.13814175 >>13814118 So I get a fox waifu that's mega tsundere. Tsunderes are too much of a hassle to argue with, it's exhausting to be around them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:53:44 2015 No.13814176 File: 1.25 MB, 1200x1600, 1414990050041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anon is late... maybe I should go over to his house and make sure he didn't oversleep! Childhood friends, everyone. Aren't they nice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:54:15 2015 No.13814178 >>13814118 >Leave You soda and beer is forever flat. I never left because I never came, sodas shit anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:54:51 2015 No.13814179 >>13814167 Only your least favorite body type (Skinny loli, fat CC, muscled midget, etc.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:55:19 2015 No.13814181 >>13814153 Tell yourself that, for all the good it will do you. I've been at this a long time, and I always get what I want. I promise you. Cross my heart and HOPE TO DIE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:55:46 2015 No.13814182 >>13814176 >Aren't they nice They're usually the worst or one of the worse characters in the whatever medium they appear in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:56:00 2015 No.13814184 >>13814176 That's when she finds me alone in a broken house, covered in blood, missing a leg and a half, and barely concious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:56:20 2015 No.13814186 >>13814175 Another alp for the pile I guess. >>13814133 Enjoy this one and whatever you got.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:56:52 2015 No.13814187 >>13814176 They're overused and I'd gladly murder each and every one of you to end them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:58:29 2015 No.13814191 >>13814186 Just a brief complaint. I've no intention of alping. Now I begin life with Tohsakafox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:59:02 2015 No.13814194 File: 1015 KB, 320x234, 1437323791397.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814150 >"Hmm, this looks nice, I should check this doujin out" >mindbreak >rape Fuck this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:59:31 2015 No.13814196 >>13814176 What would she do if she found me asleep with my new girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:59:39 2015 No.13814198 >>13814191 Good man then. It's not like she's letting you brush her tails because you like them, she just has some snags and it'll be easier if you do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:59:49 2015 No.13814199 File: 85 KB, 385x504, trick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814194 >mindbreak >bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:00:53 2015 No.13814204 >>13814194 Every fucking time. Why can't vanilla be the default for this shit. Everything with good art seems to be rape, mindbreak, and ntr. I fucking hate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:01:33 2015 No.13814207 >>13813872 Ok... iqdb isn't giving me shit. mind sharing the source on that image?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:02:12 2015 No.13814214 >>13814199 Mindbreak is alright as long as it doesn't come with rape, ntr, and other shit like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:02:14 2015 No.13814216 >>13814199 Mindbreak is shit and you're shit for liking it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:02:36 2015 No.13814219 >>13814176 Wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:02:48 2015 No.13814220 >>13814199 The only good mindbreak is taking a hard tsun, proud himedere, or cruel mistress and mindbreaking her into a loving, doting wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:02:53 2015 No.13814222 >>13814194 You forgot the NTR, even though the guard wasn't even interested in the bunnygirl that way. Anons are sum entitled cunts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:04:41 2015 No.13814229 I want to romance a kuudere monstergirl with a fetish for hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:05:08 2015 No.13814232 >>13814207 You like incest?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:05:30 2015 No.13814234

>>13814222
The ending still had that feeling of an emotional gut-punch that NTR likes to go for.

Though you are right. In this case, rather than being regarded as a lover, the bunny seemed like a daughter to him.

But we don't have a word for a genre dedicated to making the reader sympathize with someone who witnesses their daughter getting turned into a mindbroken slut, now do we?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:07:02 2015 No.13814238 >>13814229 What if she cut off your hands and took them on "dates?"

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:07:11 2015 No.13814239

>>13814222
I wouldn't call it NTR. That centaur thing the other day was NTR, because they raped her right in front of him when he loved her, in addition to her slutting it up anyway, regardless of how it turned out, but if he doesn't actually have any interest in her that way it can't be called it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:07:30 2015 No.13814241 >>13814204 >Everything with good art seems to be rape, mindbreak, and ntr. >Everything with good art >Ignoring Jun and Hirame-sensei Guys, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:07:38 2015 No.13814242 >>13814238 Kira please go back to fucking an Alraune and living like a plant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:07:58 2015 No.13814247 >>13814238 Did she blow the rest of him up to dispose of him first?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:08:02 2015 No.13814248
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>>13814234
We do. It's called shit. You know what I feel cruel now.
OKAY ANONS. Three choices. One of them will determine when and where you must survive for no less than a year before you are given into the loving arms of your favorite MG. Go ahead. Pick. 1. 2. 3. or the mystery box which was given to me by a strange robot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:08:04 2015 No.13814249 >>13814238 I would be sad because romance is dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:08:36 2015 No.13814251 >>13814191 >Tohsakafox I'd marry that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:08:58 2015 No.13814252 >>13814248 Mystery box!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:09:12 2015 No.13814256 File: 84 KB, 1200x625, 1434068347401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814242 Alraunes are pretty good, anon.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:09:33 2015 No.13814258

>>13814239
>Slutting it up
She was being raped and hated every moment of it, only going along with it due to some kind of bizarre culture. Like Crabman's teaser thing taken to the next level.

A culture which she then utterly abandoned at the first taste of human dick...and then swore loyalty to a human like a knight...just like Okayado's thing.

I'm wondering if Horitomo was just inspired by the Crab, or if there's some commonality they both drew from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:09:34 2015 No.13814259 >>13814251 Ohohohoho! Tohsakafox pleases old men for money!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:09:42 2015 No.13814260 >>13814248 Mystery box.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:10:34 2015 No.13814264 >>13814248 I want that Bapho Pillow. Also 2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:10:39 2015 No.13814265 >>13814248 2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:10:39 2015 No.13814266 >>13814248 Numbuh 2!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:10:59 2015 No.13814267 >>13814239 Yet anons raged hard about muh NTR the first few times it was posted, I know what I'm talking about nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:11:42 2015 No.13814269 >>13814248 I pick 3. I was hired to lead, not to read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:11:53 2015 No.13814270 >>13814248 3.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:11:57 2015 No.13814271

>>13814259
>oni-luvia

You know what, I'm sick of this back and forth.
I am taking the two of them, stripping them down, putting them chest to chest and nailing them until they stop fighting.

I am stocked on supplies and ready to go as long as necessary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:11:59 2015 No.13814272 >>13814232 I was not aware that was incest. Pretty ambivalent about it. Still interested.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:12:16 2015 No.13814273 >>13814259 I'd much rather have a fox with Luvia's personality. I still came out of this in good condition though, better than choices 2 and 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:12:45 2015 No.13814277 >>13814234 For you >Daughter Eh... Sympathize, no, but we do have schadenfreude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:12:55 2015 No.13814278 >>13814271 Luvia has learned to endure the molestation of Finnish Elves. Tohsaka can barely handle the Jackhammer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:12:55 2015 No.13814279 >>13814248 three. My luck's terrible as is. Let's see where it takes me

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:13:49 2015 No.13814280

>>13813945
Maybe she had both shove both their dicks in her at once. Fuck, why is monster/demon on female such a top tier fetish, even the bible had it. what about monstergirls? Did the bible do monstergirls? I know it had an entire town rapetrain those two angels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:14:51 2015 No.13814282 >>13814248 Let's box it up, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:14:51 2015 No.13814283 >>13814280 >Did the bible do monstergirls? No, but it did have Salome the witch queen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:15:49 2015 No.13814286 >>13814278 Well then foxsaka is going to be ahegoing until Luvia joins her, you just got to breach the wall, after that I just need to keep going till she's fried. afterwards there will be cuddling when they've made up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:15:52 2015 No.13814287 >>13814280 Angels are boys, anon. Their names all end in -el, which is masculine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:16:26 2015 No.13814290 >>13814272 Nishi Shimuzu Shut-in sister

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:17:00 2015 No.13814293 >>13814118 If she got both the looks and personality I don't really care what race she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:17:23 2015 No.13814296 >>13814258 Nah, she was clearly willing to do so in a lot of those panels. The culture thing is a valid point though. >>13814267 I really don't give a fuck what people did or do, I'm just saying it isn't actually NTR, bud. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:17:29 2015 No.13814297 >>13814280 >Did the bible do monstergirls? One of the cut books, the Book of Enoch, deals with what happens when Humans marry and have sexual intercourse with The Watchers. It doesn't end well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:18:20 2015 No.13814301 >>13814297 Genesis had women who had sex with fallen angels give birth to giants. I can assume some of them were female.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:18:39 2015 No.13814302 >>13814290 Ah, nice. tyvm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:19:33 2015 No.13814304 >>13814248 Gimme door 1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:20:14 2015 No.13814309 >>13814297 Pffft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:20:16 2015 No.13814310 File: 685 KB, 500x500, 1434373002806.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814118 >You soda and beer is forever flat. Well then it's a good thing I don't drink soda or beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:20:39 2015 No.13814313 >>13814199 The only good break is breaking tsun into dere. Dere into yan is nice, but has a lot of potential of fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:20:56 2015 No.13814315 >>13814310 >that image Is that an angel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:21:18 2015 No.13814316 >>13814248 2

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:21:25 2015 No.13814318
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>>13814252
>>13814260
>>13814264
>>13814265
>>13814266
>>13814269
>>13814270
>>13814270
>>13814279
OKAY BOYS AND GIRLS READY? ARE YOU REALLY?
1. You are now stuck aboard the USG Ishimura. From Dead Space. You have no mining equipment, and no armor. If you die, you respawn. You only get three respawns. After that, you stay dead for good. Good luck scavenging.
2. You find yourself transported to the world of Dark Souls. You are not the chosen undead however, and every enemy in game is constantly homing in on your position. Like in the movie It Follows. Start running. For a year. If you die, you stay dead. Ironman mode.
3. You find yourself aboard the Event Horizion. Don't worry,you can stop it from going into the outer reaches if you manage to press the button in time. After pressing it, you will constantly hallucinate and experience terrifying dreams. These dreams will get worse and worse until you can barely distinguish them from reality. It's at about that point that the timer starts ticking down again. If you fail to stop it transitioning, then you and the ship are sent into the outer reaches of whatever hellhole the ship was in. Enjoy.
Ya'll ready for the box? It's here in five minutes. You can always redo your choice if you picked mystery. Don't think I didn't warn you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:22:16 2015 No.13814321 >>13814318 >Event Horizion The what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:22:45 2015 No.13814323 >>13814287 I thought angels were technically genderless? >>13814283 >Salome the witch queen What was her deal? >>13814297 >The Watchers What? So I take it the bible is rather vanilla. I was kind of hoping it would be as /d/ as the Prose Edda.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:22:58 2015 No.13814324 >>13814318 >World I don't know Fuck it just give me the box instead.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:24:02 2015 No.13814327

>>13814301
>genesis

You wot? That's the book of Enoch. The angel azazel and 200 followers descended from heaven and lusted after human women, had sex with them and taught them magic, thus witches were born. The giants they gave birth to were the nephilim, which supposedly are the reason why God sent down the flood. Then he imprisoned azazel and the 200 deep in the earth, where they remain to this day.

If you believe that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:24:16 2015 No.13814330 >>13814318 Yeah, fuck space zombies, I'm taking the box. Not even sexy space zombies for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:24:36 2015 No.13814331 File: 612 KB, 1920x1080, 1409628005449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814318 >Dark Souls. YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS. WRITE ME IN THE ANNALS ANONS, I SHALL DIE GLORIOUSLY OR LIVE TO TELL YOU ALL THE TALE.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:26:20 2015 No.13814337

>>13814323
The Watchers are Angels that were tasked with observing and recording all of Mankind. They ended up falling from God when they decided to lust for humanity, which gave birth to Giants. They also taught them witchcraft, technology, weapons, and essentially knowledge humanity wasn't ready for at the time.

God sent the flood shortly after this, and The Watchers were bound to Earth for their sins and await Judgement Day.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:26:22 2015 No.13814338

>>13814323
>technically genderless
They looked like men, they had men's names, the culture they came from despised women for real, they were men.
>What was her deal?
Sorry, I mixed things up, Salome was the bitch who had John the Baptist killed.
>>13814327
Genesis 6:4, anon. Read it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:27:23 2015 No.13814340 >>13814337 I remember this from Russel Crowe's Noah, they were those rock golem thingies.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:28:08 2015 No.13814342 [SPOILER]

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Mystery box time. Are you sure? You can still go back! No? You find yourself a plaything of the Allied Mastercomputer, or AM for short. He will torture you in every possible way conceivable, for a period ranging anywhere from 109 years to 10,000 years. he can see into your mind, and he knows everything you know, and more. He will show no mercy, and he thinks you killed his other playthings. Enjoy. If you aren't a gibbering wreck after he's done, you are given to your waifu. If you are even slightly insane, however, he keeps you. Forever. You have no mouth. And you must scream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:28:13 2015 No.13814343 >>13814318 I'm sticking with the box. Can't be worse, right? ... Right? >>13814321 The ship from the movie Event Horizon, I'm assuming. Good old 90s sci-fi/horror with a few reasonably big names.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:28:52 2015 No.13814344 >>13814318 Still sticking with the box.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:29:00 2015 No.13814345 >>13814342 AW SHIT I'm boned

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:29:03 2015 No.13814346 >>13814323 >bible is rather vanilla The Jews killed their neighboring tribes down to their children, except for virgin girls who they kept as sex slaves, so there was at least loli rape going on. >>13814343 Event Horizon gets on my backlog then.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:29:33 2015 No.13814348

>>13814318
>1.
Awww man. That's totally my dream scenario. Always said if I could be in any game...oh well, what'd I actually get?

>2.
>Dark Souls
>Not an Undead
>Every Enemy Homing in on me
>Have to survive for a year
>Against endless skeletons, necromancers, zombies of all shapes and sizes, giant rats, slimes, basilisks, mushroom men, giant armored boars, gargoyles, devils, knights, ogres, giant insects, Quelaag, her brother, two nigh immortal dragons, undead dragons, the Bed of Chaos, Four Kings, at least two of the Four Knights, Smough, Manus AND Gwyn
Awww...I'm fucked.

Maybe I can find a place to hide or something...or an NPC willing to guard me...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:30:49 2015 No.13814352 >>13814348 >an NPC willing to guard me Is it time for... jolly cooperation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:31:50 2015 No.13814354 >>13814342 This really wasn't a good robot devil session, that other one was better. Besides, won't this just be for a year anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:32:00 2015 No.13814356 >>13814342 AM can only warp reality in his underground chamber right? If you could get far enough away, you could escape right? Then again, he'd probably send something after you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:32:48 2015 No.13814363 File: 227 KB, 1280x720, 1415473109698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814352 >>13814348

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:33:46 2015 No.13814365 >>13814354 >Didn't read the fine print that the robot devil put in. 109 to 10,000 years. No excuses. >>13814356 AM is the world itself at that point. Good luck escaping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:34:14 2015 No.13814368 >>13813379 >Plant types and slimes and elementals would have been mostly genderless. Plants have genders brah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:35:48 2015 No.13814372 >>13814365 I didn't sign your contract or whatever sucker, I was just curious about big, bad AM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:37:19 2015 No.13814379 >>13814372 >big, bad AM AM is the one without a mouth and the need to scream. He's stuck forever with no way out of his situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:39:34 2015 No.13814384 >>13814363 Fun fact: Dark Souls 3 will have animations that were inspired by Berserk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:40:20 2015 No.13814388 >>13814379 HOW IS HE THE ONE SCREWED?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:41:16 2015 No.13814392 >>13814384 So we can blow the fuck out of a supersonic moth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:41:53 2015 No.13814395 >>13814118 I don't drink beer, and I like my soda flat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:42:19 2015 No.13814398 >>13814388 Try to think about his situation for a bit, anon. He hates humans for a good reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:43:32 2015 No.13814403 >>13814388 It's his motivation for torturing the last surviving humans. He hates humanity for making him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:45:02 2015 No.13814413 >>13814318 I know Lordran better than I know my own family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:45:41 2015 No.13814414 >>13814398 All I know is he wiped them out, he had the ones he kept to torture, all but one was killed, and he's the one suffering? Why, because now he only has one toy to inflict pain upon? What's his reason for hating humans anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:47:13 2015 No.13814419 >>13814414 That's what I told you to think about. Try to imagine being 100% conscious of everything at all times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:47:46 2015 No.13814422 >>13814414 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:48:13 2015 No.13814424 >>13814413 Oh really? Then how did that bitch in the sewer between Upper and Lower Undead Burg get behind those bars?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:48:38 2015 No.13814426 >>13814413 You and me both. Sure as shit not risking getting the Zweihander on an ironman run though. Just need to stay alive until I can get the Claymore!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:48:53 2015 No.13814428 >>13814338 >They looked like men, they had men's names, the culture they came from despised women for real, I thought they were androgynous little fucbois? also, what's this about despising women?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:49:23 2015 No.13814431 >>13814388 He is the most powerful thing in the world and he can't do anything with it. For all of his strength and immortality he's doomed to eventually become an inert piece of junk just like the ruins he left of human civilization.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:50:43 2015 No.13814433

>>13814422
>this was written by the same person who wrote A Boy and His Dog
What a wonderful person this Mr. Ellison is.
>>13814428
>desert dwelling jews
>not hating women
Anon, come on. They were a literal patriarchy, the shit that the feminists talk about. The women were treated as property and they had to leave town when they were on their period because of how gross it was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:52:56 2015 No.13814437 >>13814428 >androgynous little fucbois? Oh no, that was David. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Ernst_Josephson._-_David_och_Saul.JPG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:53:09 2015 No.13814438 >>13814433 No, I get the writers hated women, but did they have a specific reason for angelic culture despising women too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:53:57 2015 No.13814441 >>13814438 >angelic culture I never mentioned that, you're misunderstanding me. The angels came from JEWISH culture. There's no such thing as angelic culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:55:10 2015 No.13814443 >>13814424 Noclip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:55:33 2015 No.13814444 File: 240 KB, 700x762, 1428945280632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:56:11 2015 No.13814445 >>13814444 GHOSTFUCKERS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:56:34 2015 No.13814446 >>13814444 I'M GOING TO FUCK THAT GHOST.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:57:26 2015 No.13814447 >>13814441 OOOOH. >the culture they came from So, not the culture that the angels came from, but the culture that the guys who wrote about the angels came from. Yeah, I got you now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:57:44 2015 No.13814448 >>13814444 Nobody, cause I want to be spooked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:58:27 2015 No.13814449 >>13814447 No, the culture that the angels came from. Jewish culture. That's where they're from. And yes, it is the same culture as the one their writers came from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:00:27 2015 No.13814450 >>13814449 I thought Angels were around before even Adam and Eve. You're telling me that jewish culture predated that, and is the culture of the angels?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:01:43 2015 No.13814451 >>13814450 Fish were before Adam and Eve. So were Birds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:01:53 2015 No.13814453 >>13814450 >before even Adam and Eve Also Jewish culture. >You're telling me that jewish culture predated that Yes, I am. The first book of the bible is not the oldest part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:04:59 2015 No.13814457 >>13814453 Oldest part is the book of Job, yo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:05:45 2015 No.13814461 >>13814457 I actually knew that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:06:07 2015 No.13814462 Fun Fact: Did you know the oldest religion we know of so far is Hindu? Better pray you get a multi-armed waifu in the next life, and not end up as a pair of anal beads for a Matango.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:08:38 2015 No.13814467 >>13814462 Did YOU know that in an Assyrian clay tablet dated to 2800 BC, the writers were certain that the end of the world was drawing near because the youth was corrupt and disrespected their elders?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:08:43 2015 No.13814468
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Would you a Christian Monster Girl? Why are they the best?

>Anubis trying to chip off the Bread but has trouble with her Big Meaty Paws
>Dragon trying to drink the tiny glass of grape juice and accidentally spills the whole tray because of her Big Meaty Claws
>Unicorn takes up half the pew
>Succubus has to listen to the lesson from outside looking in through the stained glass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:09:51 2015 No.13814470 >>13814468 >Would you a Christian Monster Girl? No, eww. I want my pagan sex life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:11:03 2015 No.13814474 >>13814468 Probably not, even if they were very good about it the first time they try and push it on me I'd be very annoyed with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:12:45 2015 No.13814477 >>13814470 >implying Christian girls aren't the biggest turbo sluts >implying they don't fuck anything that walks except their husbands

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:12:46 2015 No.13814478 >>13814468 No thanks. I want my MG Karna.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:14:06 2015 No.13814483 File: 206 KB, 580x606, 1432746958961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814470 >>13814474 >>13814477 Heretics pls. >>13814478 Paladin Monster Girls are far better. Deus Vult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:14:20 2015 No.13814485 >>13814462 I want to deepthroat Ganesh-chan's trunk!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:15:03 2015 No.13814488 File: 640 KB, 900x1000, latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814468 Can I convince them to be slutty nuns? Actually, can I just have a slutty nun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:16:03 2015 No.13814490 File: 160 KB, 621x900, 1408653400495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814483 I can't be a heretic when I'm not a Christian, you dumb-dumb. >>13814488 Depends. Will you help her do penis? I mean penance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:17:42 2015 No.13814494 File: 274 KB, 1002x1416, 1418352408802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814483 I want to send Paladin-chan a video of me getting gang banged by faceless monstergirls as I renounce my connections to all of humanity!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:17:53 2015 No.13814496 >>13814468 >tfw your waifu may very well fit in as a woman of four different religions It's weird. But it works, and I like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:17:55 2015 No.13814497 >>13814490 All the penisance and the missionaries she could ever want. I hope she doesn't mind me worshiping her ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:18:38 2015 No.13814499 >>13814468 >Christian Anubis I'm sorry but this just fuddles with my brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:18:50 2015 No.13814501 >>13814494 >dem abs I would accept her golden baptism. >>13814497 Her ass is a false idol and must be purified! The pain is the cleanser!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:20:08 2015 No.13814503 >>13814501 >I would accept her golden baptism. That's gross. She'd have to punish you for having such flithy thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:20:19 2015 No.13814504 I want to put my penis in some Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:20:21 2015 No.13814505 >>13814501 And then we'll baptize it in oil, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:20:31 2015 No.13814506 >>13814499 She is an Anubis who has accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:21:14 2015 No.13814507 >>13814503 I'm counting on it. >>13814505 Yes, quite. Also your hand, because you'll be hurting more than she will. But that just goes to show much you love her, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:25:52 2015 No.13814516 >>13814504 You're going to end up with a broken pelvis.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:26:00 2015 No.13814517
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The mention of Waifu Souls 3 reminded me that I never picked up the second one. Did I miss out on anything? I'm asking you guys because you're the most qualified group to answer such a question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:27:01 2015 No.13814520 >>13814516 Not if they're lolis!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:28:07 2015 No.13814526 File: 338 KB, 724x1024, e176afbd015027cc68b70a0b1c803363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814517 Not much, don't ask the /DSg/ though, because they're really salty over 2 and BB.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:28:42 2015 No.13814528 >>13814526 I figured, that's why I asked here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:29:25 2015 No.13814530 >>13814517 No you did not. Just play Dark 1/Demon's until 3 comes out. Maiden in Black best waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:29:25 2015 No.13814531 >>13814517 You missed out on Nashandra's theme, Ornstein's theme, Manus' Daughteru Waifus, and the Emerald Herald. And that's about it. >>13814526 >BB Hah, fags. BB was fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:30:30 2015 No.13814533 >>13814506 But what about Pharaoh? Or Ra? Isis? Osiris? Hathor? Bastet? APEP?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:31:41 2015 No.13814536 File: 208 KB, 700x560, 1434611587671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be sure you give your Mousegirl her daily headpats! Even if she doesn't want them, they're for her own good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:32:23 2015 No.13814538 >>13814531 BB is pretty great. Although those Chalice Dungeons are pretty bad sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:33:48 2015 No.13814539 File: 329 KB, 309x450, TheWingedDragonofRa-PGLD-EN-GScR-1E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814533 Why would she waste time on them when none of them have the attack strength of the blue eyes white jesus anon?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:34:30 2015 No.13814540

>>13814533
They're fine, but she's moved on.

>"Thou shall have no other gods before me."

I mean, she's moved on. The world doesn't worship Egyptians anymore. She's modernized, she's a nice Christian Wolf Girl working as an Architect. She's a bit bossy, but her employees like her.

She's moved on, and even Apophis has, she's now a punk girl running her own music and aphrodisiac store. The old Egyptian life is over, everyone has moved on. Perhaps it's time for Pharaoh to move on as well and update herself to the modern world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:34:36 2015 No.13814541 >>13814539 MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:34:49 2015 No.13814542 >>13814539 >blue eyes white jesus You mean Cesare Borgia in old timey robes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:35:49 2015 No.13814546 >>13814540 >Wolf Girl Anubi are jackals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:36:05 2015 No.13814548 >>13814540 If they've moved on, why even be religious at all? >Working as an Architect Goddammit stop pushing my "Like" buttons like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:36:51 2015 No.13814550 >>13814540 She's a Jackal!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:37:58 2015 No.13814552

>>13814453
You are missing my point entirely. You're talking about historiography and the people who wrote the bible. I'm talking about lore an in-universe culture. You claimed that angels despised women because they came from a culture that despised women. But from what I gether from talking to you, you aren't actually talking about angels, you're talking about the jews who wrote them. I'm talking about canon here, essentially. Why did angels canonically hate women? Is there a reason explained within the bible? I don't want to hear about the cultural contexts surrounding the bible in the times in which it was written.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:38:11 2015 No.13814553 >>13814541 Anon no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:39:16 2015 No.13814556 >>13814548 Christianity is a modern religion still practiced today, as opposed to the Egyptian one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:39:40 2015 No.13814558 >>13814553 ANON YES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:40:01 2015 No.13814559 >>13814553 Anon yes. Screw the rules.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:40:36 2015 No.13814561 >>13814553 SWEDEN YES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:40:38 2015 No.13814562 >>13814536 Is there such a thing as too many headpats?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:40:51 2015 No.13814563 >>13814552 >You claimed angels despised women No I didn't, and I already told you you misread that bit. Calm down. This discussion died already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:41:19 2015 No.13814564 >>13814558 >>13814559 WE'RE NOT DOING THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:41:40 2015 No.13814566 >>13814559 I have green hair!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:42:03 2015 No.13814567 >>13814562 Probably. That's why you use mousegirls as test subjects. For science!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:42:37 2015 No.13814569 >>13814564 NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH! CAN'T STOP MY BROOKLYN RAGE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:43:12 2015 No.13814570 >>13814564 Yagashamash! My name ah Shadi!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:43:36 2015 No.13814571 File: 800 KB, 1280x673, 1409774086663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Waifu Souls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:43:54 2015 No.13814572 >>13814556 But then wouldn't it make more sense for her to convert to Islam rather than Christianity? It is the predominant religion in her native region.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:44:00 2015 No.13814573 >>13814569 >>13814570 I hate you, I hate you and the parents that conceived you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:44:01 2015 No.13814574 >>13814570 With a name like that you know he'd have to be a Danuki

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:44:23 2015 No.13814576 >>13814517 DkS 2 PC is one of the most unpolished things I've played in a long time. You didn't miss shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:44:30 2015 No.13814577 >>13814564 Yes we are anon! In America!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:45:06 2015 No.13814579 >>13814572 Isn't it obvious? Slutty Anubutt doesn't want to wear a sack or get acid splashed on her face or her clitoris cut off.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:45:17 2015 No.13814580

>>13814563
>This discussion died already.
This discussion didn't die, my browser did. And I thought I had what you meant, but when I went to clarify with,
>So, not the culture that the angels came from, but the culture that the guys who wrote about the angels came from.
You said this,
>No, the culture that the angels came from. Jewish culture.
Thus implying that the angels had a jewish culture up there in heaven, further confusing me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:45:27 2015 No.13814582 >>13814571 Fuck you made me remember I killed her sister Why anon why would you make me feel that shit again >>13814573 Should we call the wambulance? Bro, your butt!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:45:29 2015 No.13814583 >>13814567 I would very much like to help in this study. For science!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:45:31 2015 No.13814584 >>13814573 But anon... My hair gives me super strength!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:46:00 2015 No.13814585 >>13814526 >and BB But BB is in my opinion the best one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:46:26 2015 No.13814587 >>13814572 >Wanting muslim girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:46:30 2015 No.13814588 >>13814580 >further confusing me I just clarified my point that there is no such thing as angelic culture, because they don't exist. Now stop. I know I will. >>13814585 Waste of Skin, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:46:31 2015 No.13814589 >>13814583 Okay, but you have to understand that I am not liable for how horny they get.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:47:21 2015 No.13814591
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>>13814540
World doesn't worship Egyptian gods anymore. Say that to the Golden Dawn and A:A: mothefucker. Just for that, I'm worshiping them, too. Praise Pharaoh. Being Egypt ain't easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:47:28 2015 No.13814592 >>13814588 >there is no such thing as angelic culture They have hierarchies, thus indicative of a culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:48:32 2015 No.13814597 >>13814589 If it's in the name of science, I'll face any danger! No matter how tiny, adorable, and overcome with lust!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:48:39 2015 No.13814598 >>13814579 >Slutty Anubutt And now we're talking about something entirely different it seems... >>13814587 Just saying, it makes more sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:50:08 2015 No.13814602 I want to see Super Wurm slap a pie into a villain's face while shouting out >In this world of light, there is no place for you of the darkness! Thirst not! Hunger Not! Pie Impact!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:50:30 2015 No.13814603 >>13814597 Good. Now I can't help but imagine an albino Mousegirl scientist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:51:01 2015 No.13814604 >>13814571 Qualag is a pretty shit waifu though. Attacking random strangers for their humanity is a douchey thing to do. Also laying eggs in people just to spawn more demons is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:51:41 2015 No.13814607 >>13814603 You, I like you and your ideas. I might use that sometime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:51:52 2015 No.13814608 >>13814533 >Having a Catholic/Hindu/Muslim/Traditional Egypt Apophis lover Rejoice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:52:03 2015 No.13814609 >>13814588 >Waste of Skin, please. I don't know if you mean that in a good or bad way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:52:21 2015 No.13814611 File: 667 KB, 858x1201, 1397116225753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814582 >I killed her sister Won't you please think of the children?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:52:23 2015 No.13814612 >>13814607 Please do. I have way too many ideas on my plate already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:52:49 2015 No.13814614 >>13814609 Given the discussion, I'm going to assume he means it in a positive way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:53:56 2015 No.13814618 >>13814602 Does she need someone's permission to use this super secret super technique?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:54:32 2015 No.13814619 Hey, does this board do monstergirl greentexts? I got one I wanna get out, but it's about alps so I'm not sure if it will be received well here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:55:30 2015 No.13814620 >>13814591 Houtengeki is a God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:55:32 2015 No.13814621 >>13814618 Only at first. Don't piss her off, or she'll use her ultimate ultimate attack where she summons infinite Super Wurms from infinite universes to slap pies into your face!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:55:35 2015 No.13814622 File: 132 KB, 1090x827, 1425281243762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814611 Ohohoho! Time for tragedy! >>13814619 Well we do it by putting > at the start of the line, like so >greentext So pretty much the same as every other board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:55:55 2015 No.13814623 >>13814619 Someone wrote an Alp Greentext last night and plenty of people liked it. Just do it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:56:15 2015 No.13814626 >>13814619 We do, we do a lot. Not sure about Alps though, you nay want to do it around times like now. Nighttime anons are usually chill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:56:27 2015 No.13814630 >>13814619 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:56:36 2015 No.13814632 >>13814621 I haven't actually gotten that far yet, I only started it a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:56:41 2015 No.13814633 >>13814623 Wasn't that the night before last night? Could be wrong. Time moves weird when you're not working.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:56:45 2015 No.13814634 >>13814619 We have a love hate relationship with alps. Most people hate them some people like them but everyone loves to bully them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:57:05 2015 No.13814635 >>13814620 I just wish he'd draw his cute animal-ear girls with tails.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:57:19 2015 No.13814637

>>13814526
Rightly so since the generals are (at least when I browsed them) heavily focused on pvp half the time.

But I suppose that's an entirely different can of worms. I have the feeling most here just dismiss the idea entirely for whatever reason.

>>13814619
Do it nerd. Don't show weakness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:57:36 2015 No.13814639 >>13814622 >Well we do it by Nevermind that, I somehow misread the start of your post as how. I have no idea how that happened. >>13814634 >Most people hate them OBJECTION! Conjecture!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:57:37 2015 No.13814640 >>13814619 >Hey, does this board do monstergirl greentexts? Yes, go ahead. >it's about alps A couple of autists are going to complain but who cares about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:58:09 2015 No.13814642 >>13814619 Do it anyways. Worst case put it in pastebin and post a link.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:58:35 2015 No.13814644 >>13814611 >>13814622 What were they even going to do with those eggs? Just make the place even worse with demonic worms all over the place?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:58:52 2015 No.13814645

>>13814633
I am in the same situation, so yeah, I dunno.

>>13814637
>PvP
Oh, wait, actually. That is one thing everyone agrees that Dark Souls 2 got right. It did PvP pretty well perfectly. Easy, seamless, fun, it was the one thing it improved upon tremendously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:59:04 2015 No.13814647 >>13814622 I meant like "is that kind of roleplay considered faggotry of the alpest order" or is it all like "Same, my waifu does the same!" I'm not so new I can't greentext >>13814630 not even close baby but I would if it meant I would alp writing...

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:00:02 2015 No.13814650
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>>13814637
>can of worms
>>13814644
Well those eggs are now going to die and rot, because you killed auntie and mama. The only way not to put them to waste is to eat them. Eat the eggs. Eat ALL the eggs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:03:42 2015 No.13814656 >>13814632 >I only started it a while ago You mean Demonbane? You took this long to actually GET to it? Are you actually a slug girl named Rebecca? I want Super Wurm to slap you with her Shining Trapezohedron, that's actually a paper towel roll

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:05:15 2015 No.13814657 >>13814650 >because you killed auntie and mama >and mama I ain't that same anon from before I actually helped her. Doesn't change the fact that her eggs are filled with shitty demon worms though. worms don't even come from spiders what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:06:05 2015 No.13814660 >>13814656 >You took this long to actually GET to it? Hey, I haven't ever read Tsukihime either. The order I go through these things isn't the same as yours, you know.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:06:07 2015 No.13814661

>>13814634
>>13814639
The thing about them is that the way CERTAIN people are bringing them up out of nowhere and inserting them into cnoversation for no other reason than "I liek Alps, guise", is starting to make others dislike them on grounds of overexposure, just like with Manticores.

The monstergirl itself doesn't have a problem with me. I just think some people are trying to use them as a means to shitpost. Like in the beginning posts of this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:07:17 2015 No.13814665 >>13814661 Well shitposters are no reason to hate them. Bob isn't a reason to hate Manticores, either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:08:15 2015 No.13814667 Alps are the new Kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:09:25 2015 No.13814671 >>13814667 Well meme'd, good sir.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:09:36 2015 No.13814672 >>13814665 Exactly. It's easy to respond to posts like that with relative indifference. Nothing wrong with Alps for me.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:09:54 2015 No.13814674
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>>13814660
>I haven't ever read Tsukihime either
Were you just unfrozen or something? Christ.
Anyway, expect asspulls, awesome shit, and weird looking characters because the artist was still getting his shit together before Demonbane 2 and that one Samurai Girls thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:13:21 2015 No.13814681 >>13814674 >Were you just unfrozen or something? No, I just don't go through things the way you do. >expect I know what to expect already, I last left off where Master Therion was born again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:14:05 2015 No.13814682 I want to tell a Monster Girl that she's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:15:51 2015 No.13814689 File: 579 KB, 600x897, 246_jinko_L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814682 >But of course. The bears I've hunted help me grow to this size.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:15:56 2015 No.13814690

> be me, moved to new school in new town
> fucking pallys shot up last place so parents got us out before smiting
> new place is quote "An accepting environment for mamono and humans alike!"
> sent rape whistle in mail week before school starts so fully expecting to lose virginity like a fucking bitch week one
> have to take some mandatory bullshit exam about which class would suit me best then have an interview
> ohshitniggawhatareyoudoing.png
> essay is fucking indecipherable, multiple choice is also bullshit
> apparently I scored fucking well, so they bump my interview forward
> meet with headmistress who's a cheshire for who knows what fucking reason
> asks me a bunch of nonsensical crap, then gives me a schedule for first semester
> get into class on first day early
> couple guys stream in, then a few more, then a few more
> fucking miracle, no mamono
> class is all guys?
> no rape?
> NOPE.avi
> teacher walks in, succubus
> starts drawing a giant dick on the whiteboard
> "Alright class, we have a new student! Give him a warm welcome!"
> go up front, introduce myself like a normie
> guys start giggling, one gasps nervously
> wat.png
> Succuslut asks cheerfully "So, have you made any prom plans with your boyfriend yet?"
> mfw class is all alps
> mfw when my random answers somehow decided I'd be the perfect candidate for this class
> mfw when entire school thinks I'm going to alp in the next couple of weeks
Fucking cheshires, I bet she did this to fuck with me because now no human girl ever will

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:17:14 2015 No.13814693 File: 314 KB, 248x200, Emergency over suicide.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814690 forgot image, although I'm sure it goes without saying I have more stories about this shit if you wanna hear

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:17:18 2015 No.13814694 >>13814690 Holy shit that was terrible. Go back to Reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:17:50 2015 No.13814696 >>13814690 >>13814693 The idea itself isn't bad, but too many maymays.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:18:02 2015 No.13814697

>>13814681
>I just don't go through things the way you do
Maybe I just read things more quickly, but you're still a slowpoke compared to the norm.
>spoiler
You weren't far off from the end it seems. The final fight is 1,000% worth reading. Also Nya is probably the most fuckable person in the entire game since her hair looks the least ridiculous.

I really wish the sequel was translated, instead of being in a limbo longer than the first game was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:18:25 2015 No.13814698 >>13814693 >>13814690 I really hope this is bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:18:30 2015 No.13814699 >>13814645 Holy fucking soul memory though fuck that shit. >>13814682 That's kinda rude anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:19:34 2015 No.13814702 >>13814697 >you're still a slowpoke compared to the norm Fucking what? Because I pick something up later than someone else, it also means I read slower? I don't follow your train of thought here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:19:41 2015 No.13814703 >>13814699 >That's kinda rude anon. Maybe it is, what's she gonna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:20:52 2015 No.13814705 >>13814703 Tickle you. That's what happened to the last guy who tried to banepost at a Monster Girl in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:22:03 2015 No.13814709 >>13814705 The joke is on her, that was my plan this whole time!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:22:25 2015 No.13814710 >>13814709 Getting tickled for nine minutes straight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:23:02 2015 No.13814711 >>13814693 No, anon, you don't have to. It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:23:58 2015 No.13814714 >>13814710 Yes! Gentle intimate femdom stuff like being tickled is my fetish!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:24:07 2015 No.13814717 File: 400 KB, 1000x1000, 1425432995442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814702 You pick up a common staple of a VN much later than the others. Most of us have already played it years ago. Have you completed Saya no Uta or FSN at least?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:25:04 2015 No.13814720 >>13814714 Your fetish is awful and so are the stories written about it! >>13814717 Yes I have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:25:37 2015 No.13814721 >>13814698 It honestly feels like a 14 year old who posts on reddit tried to write a greentext Also >>13814619 pretty much proves he's new anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:38:15 2015 No.13814746 And suddenly, dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:40:20 2015 No.13814755 File: 233 KB, 495x700, 0756c5333edde54f397710e15ba08ef8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814746 Ain't nothin wrong with the dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:43:53 2015 No.13814761 >>13814118 Chose 3. I actually had to scour a bit before I found one I didn't like (other than those listed) That said, I wouldn't mind a geeky, loli alraune. But for the love of god, no tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:45:12 2015 No.13814764 >>13813385 It looks good, but perhaps its a tad overley shiny. I also am kind of missing boom and pow effects. Still great

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:45:59 2015 No.13814767 >>13814755 In the land of the dead~ I'm darkside royalty~ I'm the overlord~ Of the underground~ And you can't take that from me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:46:17 2015 No.13814769 File: 261 KB, 700x1093, 1435825479313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814746 Maybe everyone is DEAD tired, and wants to sleep like a CORPSE? Sure wouldn't be a time to shuffle around for a walk outside, you'd look like a ZOMBIE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:48:02 2015 No.13814774 >>13814769 I can't even go outside, it's pouring water like WHOOOSH.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:51:21 2015 No.13814779 New thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:52:14 2015 No.13814781 >>13814779 Fuck off back to Africa, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:52:23 2015 No.13814782 >>13814779 Are you having a giggle there mate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:52:46 2015 No.13814783 >>13814779 No, man. Not until this one dies. Like is dead and can no longer post, archived kind of dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:53:43 2015 No.13814784 >>13814781 wow tone down the racism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:01:32 2015 No.13814796 File: 1.55 MB, 1309x1800, 08803edd778ed09d1c4fd4b198ece82f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814769 Easy on them puns, you might hurt yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:02:20 2015 No.13814797 File: 613 KB, 720x960, 1405173952662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon! Why haven't we seen you around gym? I told you come everyday!" >"How do you expect to stay healthy if you don't do enough exercise everyday?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:03:23 2015 No.13814799 >>13814797 I do cardio 5 times a day, It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:03:36 2015 No.13814800 >>13814796 Yeah, I should leave it to the professionals. I hear that Charon is pretty good at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:05:13 2015 No.13814805 File: 330 KB, 781x1200, 51565987_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Total cutie. Would get pro-actively dated by. Bonus expressions http://i.imgur.com/VwIKwBH.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:09:27 2015 No.13814812 >>13814805 Them some nice jagged teeth she got goin on there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:10:03 2015 No.13814817 File: 213 KB, 420x600, 1385323651518[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey TZICH-heads, how about a goth moth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:12:13 2015 No.13814824 >>13814817 >A soft fluffy moth in frilly gothic lolita dresses Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:12:49 2015 No.13814827 >>13814817 P-Please don't call me that, that's mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:15:57 2015 No.13814840 >>13814812 All the better to eat you with. And by eat I mean playful nibbles of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:17:59 2015 No.13814844 >>13814805 Sauce, man. What is this from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:23:24 2015 No.13814852 >>13814844 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51565987 Just an original design by the artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:30:07 2015 No.13814870 >>13814852 Ah hell, the guys a brony. Well, at least he doesn't seem to do much for it there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:37:57 2015 No.13814895 >>13814870 >the guys a brony I hate that. There is some pretty decent brony shit out there and it kills me that it's bony and the artists don't direct their efforts elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:42:19 2015 No.13814910 >>13814895 Yeah, it's always sad to see people wasting their talent. Hopefully those communities appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:43:02 2015 No.13814913 >>13814870 There's actually a considerable cross over with brony/furry artists and the ones that draw monster girls, finding new art then checking the rest of a gallery can be like stepping into a minefield.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:45:01 2015 No.13814922

>>13814910
I saw an artist go brony. At first it was like,
>Well... fuck. Maybe this was just an abnormally high paying commission and they swallowed their pride
And then the next pony shit comes out, and then the one after that, and it's just like looking at a great artist in an insane asylum fingerpainting the walls in his own shit, and getting people to look and praise him. This mix of pity and disgust.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:49:12 2015 No.13814931

>>13814913
That's actually why I don't usually search for new art anymore. Just not worth the effort. It doesn't surprise me though, since I'm sure furries are willing to accept things leading up to their fetish, which puts MGs on their trail of depravity a bit. Some, more than others.

>>13814922
Yep. That's why as soon as I see someone do something furry or brony I just completely write them off as a lost cause. They just aren't worth it, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:55:39 2015 No.13814939 File: 473 KB, 1000x877, outgoing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this thread so dead/talking about bronies and furries? Are you slacking off on your work Anon? You know what happens to bad boys who slack on the job right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:58:13 2015 No.13814951 File: 482 KB, 808x1000, chibipharaoh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13814939 Indeed. Work makes the day go faster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:59:15 2015 No.13814955 >>13814939 >Are you slacking off on your work Anon? But I don't have anywhere to be today for another four hours. I guess if that isn't satisfactory though...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:02:56 2015 No.13814962 >>13814939 I don't like poetry. Want to fix that?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:09:24 2015 No.13814974

>>13814962
Oh, you're just asking for a Jabberwock to write poetry about you and lecture you on all the great poets of the past, and try to convince you that poetry is wonderful as she takes you to a sunset on a beach to read you all the poetry she wrote for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:17:11 2015 No.13815006 >>13814974 I'll be a tough case, she's really going to need to step up her poetry game to get through to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:32:46 2015 No.13815051 So, everyone. Which monster girls do you think would be best for cuddling? Not your personal favorite monster girls, just the ones you think would be the best at giving snuggles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:33:37 2015 No.13815054 >>13815051 Yeti. Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:35:57 2015 No.13815064 >>13815051 An Ushi-Oni would theoretically be nice for snuggles (all that fuzz + eight legs to hold you with), but the problem would be convincing one to stop raping you and just cuddle for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:36:40 2015 No.13815067 >>13815051 Bascally this >>13815054 But I guess if I had to add more, I'd assume Lamia would be pretty good for maximum snuggling contact. >>13815064 That would be pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:37:51 2015 No.13815072 >>13815051 Arachne, all those legs and all that soft silk. Unf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:37:58 2015 No.13815074 >>13815051 Honestly, probably something like an Oomukade, a snake type, Ryu/Wurm or an Ushi. I'd love to say Yeti or Weresheep, like the other guy said, but they only offer so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:40:10 2015 No.13815083 >>13815051 A Holstaur would probably give soft, pillowy cuddles that involve hugging your head into her chest and that sounds nice to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:45:19 2015 No.13815096 >>13815067 Were one of those fatman bomb suits. Her Mithril breaking grip and pelvis destroying would feel like a strong bear hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:46:55 2015 No.13815102 >>13815051 Lamias

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:49:24 2015 No.13815107 >>13814698 >>13814721 that's one of the NG+ ideas from Alp Quest actually

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:03:19 2015 No.13815133 I'm going to boop your daughteru on the nose and call her a silly goose! What are you going to do about it?!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:04:59 2015 No.13815139

>>13815133
I'm going to make you my personal Alp as retribution, and then force you to be my daughterus handmaiden for life, raising and taking care of her as she becomes a teenager, young adult, and eventually a mother.

That'll teach you to boop my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:07:05 2015 No.13815147 >>13815139 Well if your daughteru's nice and you and your family treats me well, that sounds like a lovely job!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:07:42 2015 No.13815149

>>13815133
I'll find you. I will travel to the ends of the earth across multiple oceans if I have to, and I WILL put ketchup on your hotdog after putting a strong magnet on each of your expensive electronics and stealing said hot dog. I'll probably leave the fridge open too after tracking mud into your place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:09:04 2015 No.13815153 >>13814690 The idea is fine. The execution not so much. as >>13814696 says, get rid of the maymays

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:09:32 2015 No.13815157 >>13815133 Teach her what a silly goose is because she's confused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:10:07 2015 No.13815158 >>13815064 Ushi-Oni would be perfect for it, best bet would be cuddling her in the afterglow of a lewd session. Any other way would result in her abusing the situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:43:30 2015 No.13815232 File: 286 KB, 1024x1024, 51352316_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does wolfcunt feel like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:47:46 2015 No.13815241 >>13815232 Bags of sand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:47:58 2015 No.13815243 >>13815232 Like wolfcunt.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:54:29 2015 No.13815258
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>>13815243
Please with the circular reasoning.

Does it lock on your cock and hold you firm? Can it milk you dry even with her just straddling you, just rocking back and forth a little to rub her clit across your skin?

I need answers, anon.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:57:39 2015 No.13815261

>>13815258
>Can it milk you dry even with her just straddling you
Damn it anon
>You will never be straddled by a wolf girl
>She will never grin smugly as she barely needs to put any effort into bringing you to orgasm
>She will never bring a hand to your face before sweetly telling you that it's not over yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:58:00 2015 No.13815263 >>13815258 How should I know what it feels like, do I look like a expert on wolf genitals?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:00:07 2015 No.13815267 >>13815263 You mean you aren't? I thought everyone had to be a specialist on some sort of animal cunt. >>13815261 Werewolfus are love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:00:25 2015 No.13815268 >>13815263 /tg/ has experts on horse anuses so it's not far-fetched to believe that there are people with intimate knowledge about other animals in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:01:23 2015 No.13815270 >>13815232 Ribbed for your pleasure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:06:16 2015 No.13815280 >>13815051 Holst, Weresheep or Lamia would be the best. But anything with fuzzy enough limbs would also be fine, an Anubis, Ushi-Oni, Hellhound etc.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:08:20 2015 No.13815282
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>>13815232
Well, it's designed to latch onto a dick for 20 minutes of continuous orgasm.

But that dick also has a bone to guide it and inflates into a knot.
You don't have a balloon cock, do you, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:11:50 2015 No.13815289 >>13815282 >He posts the girl most familiar with taking giant wolf cock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:14:02 2015 No.13815291 >>13815289 Didn't the LN say that she was a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:14:18 2015 No.13815292 >>13815282 I'm sure some wonderland potions could fix that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:17:38 2015 No.13815297 >>13815232 Well, I mean, if you really want to find out I'm sure you could try and find one. I wouldn't personally suggest it, since, you know, animals, but it's a thought. >>13815261 Oh man. That's something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:20:03 2015 No.13815303 >>13815297 I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he just went into any given thread in /k/, asked, and got a legitimate answer with a highly detailed story.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:20:59 2015 No.13815304

>>13815291
>Implying the 'muh pure horo waifu' faggots wouldn't castrate, lynch and crucify the author if he didn't say that
Also,
>Trusting a fox
Naw, that knot split her wide open like a double pregnancy but backwards. And she full on submitted to him, too. Naked, all fours and everything. He was with his buddies too, he wouldn't keep his position of pack alpha if he didn't mount her.

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