/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13803736
Always.

Kikis are olev, and will always be olev in my eyes.

well then

>>13803736
Aww yiss, meido love rides again.

>>13803736
My maid is a Dullahan, and the Lich is a freeloader!?

Moth is love Moth is life

Dogs are olev.

I want to spank a kiki until her butt glows in the dark and is hot enough to melt cheese!

>>13803757
I can't wait until we actually know what she's saying.

>>13803758
You know, in an MG setting, dogs mean that we befriended wolfgirls, surviving together until they cam eto rely on us for food and we on them for protection and companionship. This needs exploration.

I want a qt ghost to possess paladin-chan and send her down an endless spiral of depravity

>>13803748
>tfw no buff meido to get you fit

>>13803736
Fuck, every time you guys post my art it makes me feel guilty about not drawfagging anymore.

>>13803764
>>13803757
You having a giggle m8? I'll glass ya, swear on me mum <3

>>13803758
You know, I like Kiki, but I think I'd rather have an actual dog girl be my maid instead.

>>13803771
Oh. That reminds me. More of the tryhard necromancer failing when?

>>13803736
The Kiki's have stood up and succesfully planned and removed the previous thread in one fell swoop!

Evil has been defeated, for now.

>>13803736
How would a kiki handle a master plagued with crippling issues of self-doubt.

Or for that matter, which monsters would best be able to handle this kind of thing (barring our resident Mindflayer psychiatrist)?

>>13803775
Danma, you're alive? Why'd you stop?

>>13803775
Just do it.

>>13803775
Though I figure you haven't actually lost interest in drawfaggotry, were do you fare on your writefaggotry, Danna?

>>13803736
Kikimoras are the most cosplay tier monster, and that guys art doesn't help.

>>13803770
I agree, it sounds interesting. Wolfus would be great for the hunt and protection, though relations rely heavily on how the canons breeding would work. Would they be able to have human sons? That might be boring, they'd just become the common females for humanity. It'd be more interesting if human colonies and groups were separated into a larger human group that breeds more humans, and the wolf-whisperers that get brought in at a young age to live among the wolves and learn about them, before becoming a husband to one or more.

>You'll never have an ultra-dedicated Red Oni waifu
http://exhentai.org/g/834738/ed86550f1f/

Aww.

>>13803757
Wonder if those eyes on the sides of her head are functional. Same with mantis, would a poke there prove effective?

>>13803787
where do*

>>13803775
So what is withholding you from drawing more cute Kiki's? I even kept the filenames you used at the time, it's fitting.

>>13803783
The Kiki would slowly take stepts to ensure that the Master improves bit by bit, slowly removing his self-doubt one step at a time.

Her Master will slowly learn that he is worth much more than he thinks he is. She would probably give him small tasks first and then build up to larger objectives.

>>13803799
I want to be an ultra dedicated husbando!

>>13803796
Cosplay tier monster girls are great though.

>>13803736
I will!
after she and the mantis security guard stop skipping milk rations!

reminder to protect yourself from unwanted shark girl advanced by bopping them in the nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPrJ1rZlheg

>>13803785

I'm one of those few people who *can* draw but doesn't particularly enjoy doing it. Especially since I work slow and have a short attention span. It's more a defunct skill from being a teenager that I don't use anymore, like skateboarding or sports.

>>13803787
I still do random greentext shorts on /mgt/, but not that often. I only visit once aor twice a week now. I blame anonkun and their awesome CYOAs, as well as vidya games, for drawing me away.

>>13803796
>Most cosplay
>Not selkie
Come now. The bird thighs are a nice touch at least though.

>>13803783
Kiki are supposed to help their master if he is struggling, so I would imagine she would try and make sure you got to a better frame of mind. As for who else would be good, probably the nicer ones that are actually loving and such, and really care for people. So, I guess a Holst or Troll, among others.

>>13803797
>wolf whisperers

Cesar pls.

But I like this idea, a lot. But I'm more slut than you, and humans were mainly polygamous in ancient times, don't see why they couldn't have a wolf wife and a human wife.

>>13803808
I want a Mantis security guard!

>>13803811
>I still do random greentext shorts on /mgt/
What have you done recently? I may have capped them.

>>13803819
A mantis guard would be pretty cool. I might rather a lewd Dullahan security guard though.

>>13803804
How would a Kiki deal with a stubborn master who tried to do everything by himself, even when it's too difficult for him to do it alone and because of that he ends up getting hurt?

I seriously want more Kiki healing ;_;

>>13803800

My headcanon is that they're like Q. Bee from Vampire Saviour's eyes. They're her real eyes. The human body is just an extension/puppet of the Moth that's on her head.

>>13803811
You could be making money, or more, if you have a job already.

How far are you willing to go to be with your waifu?

>>13803836
I don't think you realize just how little money commissions are.

>>13803817
You do have a point, though having them remain separate with their secrets adds a degree of mysticism to it. I could go either way with it really. I wish a competent writefag would pick this up.

>>13803830
I am scared with no arousal in sight.

>>13803736
I'll tenderly love and headpat her when she joins the Sumo team like I asked her too! I made those 5 different flavors of pie for her!

>>13803828
it'd be nice

>>13803828
I dunno. I know that I would butt heads with a kiki maid all the time though.

>>13803827
>Dullahan and Lizardwoman security guards
>Kiki, Mantis and Kunoichi maids, the latter two double as security

>>13803823

Of course you would have, Stalker-chan

>>13803757
She looks like a complete rapist, controlling cunt

>>13803852
I need this.

What gets you out of bed in the morning? From where do you find the will to carry on living?

As much as I want to lose myself in the waifuism of MGs and their loving ways, I just can't.

>>13803853
I'm flattered. Bollocks?

>>13803857
Delicious, isn't it?

>>13803837
With the exception of my parents and siblings I would gladly murder the entire human population if that is what it would take to be with her.

>>13803862
Not really. I value my Independence.

>>13803852
Sounds good to me, man.

>>13803859
I take care of a family member. I've long since stopped living for myself.

>>13803823
Honestly, I can't remember. When I write it's on impulse, usually based on a random post that I see, like:

>implying x can y
>what would it be like to ...?

It's never anything planned or too long, usually just one or two posts. I'd actually have to check the archive to remember what I've written the last month or two. But I'm too lazy.

>>13803841
This. Unless you're Deviant top 1% tier, you probably make less than minimum wage on commissions on a per-hour basis. Particularly if you're an especially slow drawer like I am.

And I'm a grad student any ways, so am likely to enter a rather high-paying job that would dwarf whatever I could make from art. And my university is next to the "hippy/artsy" part of the city, so I see dirt poor artists hawking their stuff on the street all the time. Makes drawfagging even less appealing.

>>13803860

I'm not Him, STALKER.

Get out of here.

>>13803864
>Your parents come to you
>"Leave the abomination of nature you call girlfriend or we disown you"
What do?

>>13803852
>Ninja Maids
Yes. More of this.

Like, a Kiki instructs a Mantis and Kunoichi in the ways of the Maid, and they in turn teach her the ways of the Ninja, and thus all three become Ninja Maids.

Anons, you've been invited to a fighting tournament where the winner gets their waifu (perfect race, shape, personality etc.) but to get her you must beat 4 mgs in 1v1 fights to get her.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

BUT if you lose, you must take a consolation waifu from the following three.
1. A hibezumi who will always be a tad overweight. She's got a tiny belly but will never go hamplanet. She can't lose the fluff but she can put on muscle.

2.Oppai witch who will always refer to you as oniichan. She's a perpetual oppai Loli.

3. A NORMAL succubutt who IS NOT druella. She just looks and acts like her. (OK it's druella)

You can also try again the year after that BUT the one you lose to becomes your bride. It'll be the same 4


How goes it?

>>13803879
That psycho would kill his entire race for pussy. What makes you think he won't off his parents too?

>>13803841
I didn't say bank did I? Just some pocket money.

>>13803852
>Alex and Eris still hasn't received a continuation yet

>>13803880
To keep up the aesthetic, the Dullahan and Lizardwoman wear Samurai armor over classy business suits.

>>13803859
I get up in the morning so i can take care of what little family i have I'm well aware MGs are just an escape from how much of a waste of space I am but as long as I have someone to take care of I can have the strength to wake up in the morning

>>13803888
So like Samurai versions of Frederick?

>>13803837
Retardeeeeeeed!

>>13803881
>tfw I don't have a particularly ideal waifu, and would be perfectly okay with any girl that's cute and would love me.

Might as well forfeit since probably 95% of MGs can overpower men with either magic or might.

Unless, of course, "beat them" also includes seduction or raping them into ahego submission. Then the chances of an anon winning go up considerably.

>>13803849
>getting into fistfights with the kiki

Well fuck.

>>13803893
Show some fucking respect

>>13803871
>>13803891
Oh, I see.
I have no one to take care of.
It's like my mind refuses to allow me escapism. It's pretty shit.

>>13803881
>#1: Poseidon
I am not going anywhere near this tournament.

>>13803879
Cut all contact with them.

>>13803897
>fistfights
W0t? No...I hope not.

>>13803859
The need to eat.

>>13803837
I'm sure the only thing that would be required of me is to live with her in her ruins, away from society.
Which may very well be a given, considering who she is and the stigmas surrounding her race.
So the answer is yes, I'd go that far.

>>13803881
>Dhampir
Well, I'm off to a not so great start.
>Charybdis, Amazon, Cheshire
Again with the Cheshire. Fuck off, cats, I don't like you. Anyways, it seems like too much trouble, all told. I'll just take the Witch, so long as she doesn't attend, or try to make me attend the sabbath stuff.

>>13803887
Yeah, that's pretty sad too. At least he did the cute Ushi thing.

>>13803881
>Hobgoblin
A bit tricky, but easy enough to beat with mind games.
>Parasite slime
Doesn't have much combat capability.
>Siren
Now this one is tricky, I need to somehow drown out her singing and get her out of the air.
>Troll
Also not a fighter.

I'll be fine as long as I can beat the siren, and if I train for a year I should be able to do it.

>>13803881

>Manticore
>Centaur
>Hinezumi
>Roper

I lose because three of these are in my top ten waifus.

>>13803881
Can't I just go for Druella instead?

>>13803877
Oh please, I can even use a simple filename search to find an anons identity. For instance, Gunstar is posting itt right now.

>>13803881
>werewolf
Easy. Fast and clever but to disorganized and stupid to be a real threat.
>mantis
A little harder. She's elegant but frail, a suit of armor and a hammer would put me at an advantage.
>orc
Don't make me laugh. Plenty of muscle but lacks any sort of strategy whatsoever. She's "intelegent"- but her intelegence is hindered by an excessive lust for blood. And cum.
>Kei inui
I don't think she counts.
>shirohebi
Now THIS... Is a problem. Shirohebi arnt fighters; they are frail and lack any sort of bloodlust. But they do have a lot of magic. This fight would come down to my ability to purchase protective wards. Really, even as a snake she is weak in hand-to-hand combat, so if I can find a way to deal with her impressive magic, I am confident in victory.


Overall, I think I've got this.

>>13803896
Yes, you can do that.
Just be aware they may do the same

>>13803881
>You will never have your waifu kidnapped by an evil organization that plans to turn her into the pre-demon realm monster her race used to be.
>You will never hurry to their tower and come upon said organization's Elite Four, consisting of
>A Jorou-Gumo, a Werecat, a Baromet, and a Dark Valkyrie, the latter of whom becomes your most powerful rival in your quest to get your waifu back
I think I could take them.

>>13803919

That's nice but your paranoia and confusing me for a faggot isn't working.

>>13803881
>Kappa
Knock her over and the fight is won.
>Mimic
Get around behind her, leaving her helpless.
>Ghost
Tricky. Might be a matter of endurance if she attempts possession. I think I can last. That or perhaps they'll supply me with a valid weapon, for fairness' sake?
>Alp
AHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Waifu here I come.

>>13803881
>Succcubus
I'll just pull a Vash and override her lust bs with pain.
>Dormouse
Next!
>Chchin Obake
Well, if she's a standard paper lantern, no worries I guees, she'll be casting fire all over the place but I can just tackle and smother her fire.
>Manticore
Crap. Suicide tactics it is, I'd let her divebomb me, to hold on to her and make her crash into the ground once I break her wings. YOLO.

>>13803881
>Kakuen
>Dark Priest
>Hobgoblin
>Gritablilu

No thanks.

>>13803881
>Werewolf
This'll be tricky. Can I bring a few things?
>Undine
Right. Stay out of the water and pray she's no blood bender
>Kitsune-Bi
Oh good, possession.
>Lilim
Well that's not fair. That's not fair at all

I guess I'll take the Oppai witch

>>13803899
To who? Some fool crippling himself needlessly? No.

>>13803917
Go to tourney, lose, take her.
Not that difficult

>>13803881
Will o' Wisp
Alraune
Thunderbird
Charybdis

...Bring it.

I want to fight horse pussy!

>>13803949
I want to fight IN the horse pussy!

>>13803949
So you can tame her into your noble steed?

>>13803953
No, I've always just wanted to fight a horse
And punch a cow.
And wrestle a dolphin.

Don't ask me why cause I don't know.

Late, but any time is good enough time for Crow Love

>>13803764
Little bit more than halfway done. There's more translating to do in the second half but the typesetting is much easier.

>>13803957
>And punch a cow.
That is just mean.

>>13803881
>Youko
Difficulty exponentially proportional to tails. Could be a cakewalk or "just give up now."
>Khepri
Just one shouldn't be an issue at all.
>Werecat
Not too bad.
>Lava Golem
A challenge, but also with a glaring weakness.

Assuming I've trained for it I think I could handle it. And if I get screwed with the Youko, well, I'd be alright with them as a waifu.

>>13803965
>dat dialogue
That clicks me buttons, keep up the good work mate.

>>13803966
Well, I do know why I want to punch a cow, I'm from the country and have been chased by a fair share of them. And the way they look at you while they chew cud, all smug, fuck cows.

>>13803881
>Amazoness
I'VE FUCKING LOST ALREADY
>Troll
This doesn't seem so bad
>Chimaera
OH. SHIT.
>Ghost
Just how do I fight a ghost?

Looks like I'm fucked. I'm no internet tough guy, I know I'm a weedy bitch so the first round against the Amazon would be it. The Chimera would also destroy me anyway. The consolation prizes do nothing for me, but I'm not a pedophile and one of them is Druella, so I guess I'll go for the first option.

>>13803965
Oh yes. That is good. That is real good.

>>13803965
Oh boy can't wait for it

>>13803973
Okay, I can see where you're coming from. My only interactions with cows have been cutting down thistles as a teenager in their field and getting followed close behind so they could eat them. Pretty docile.

>>13803887
Lots of stories haven't. There are some I've waited over a year for, but at this point we all know they won't be updated.

>>13803982
Did they ever lick you?

>>13803988
Nah, they didn't come close enough for that. Good thing, I was pretty nervous about them for the first hour or so.

>>13803957
>Wrestle a dolphin
HOW? And what does the winner get? Right to rape?

>>13803965
The moth did nothing wrong.

>>13803837
I'm going to buy a snake!

>>13803965

Goddamnit RS stop being based.

>>13803993
By wrestling it, powerbomb the fucker straight into the shore and put it in a chokehold until it taps out or loses consciousness, whatever comes first.

>>13804006

they could have an entire episode that's nothing but this scene and I would enjoy it.

>>13803965
Remove moths.

>>13804018
>remove timelord moths

FTFY

>>13804018
>>13804020
You're just jelly because no one will ever love you enough to make a loophole for you

>>13803965
>good boy, good boy

I don't get what's arousing about this. I don't need to be told I'm a good boy, I know I am. Did you do something anons? Something you think can't be forgiven and you need someone to comfort you?

>>13804026

We have a yandere timelord, but what would a yandere dungeonmaster be like?

>>13803964
Here are the reason why crow tengus are the best waifus and nobody can compare .
-They can fly, which is always a cool thing to do
-Big fluffy crow wings to hug you
-They just want a quiet life with you in a comfy mountain home
-They're really smart and nerdy, but the good kind of nerdy
-They study history and folklore, which are totally valid and respectable fields of study, no matter what those STEM elitists try to say.
-They're quite powerful in magic and can go fast
-They're picky on who those choose, so it means something when one want you
-They know all sorts of lewd things to do to a boy and are willing to try it. They also probably will go wither way in a sexual relationship
-Easy and fun to tease
-Have a mating season, which will end them in a frenzy that will mot likely end with you drained and their belly filled with a fertilized egg

>>13804026
>jelly
Wrong
>wanting your existence to become endless 8
No thanks.

>>13804029
For me, it's not specifically the phrase "good boy", but rather that she's saying something calming and doting.

>>13804026
>wanting to be a shota forever
>wanting a crazy yandere
>wanting a moth

Don't do it Anakin, I have the high ground.

>>13804032
That sounds appealing.

>>13804037
Yeah, pretty much this. Although, the other guy isn't completely wrong either. In my case, anyway.

>>13804026
Good.

I don't want to be loved, I just want to fuck monster girls.

>>13804032
>not a dragon
Into the trash.

>>13804032
That Crow is seriously too cute for my heart.

>>13804031
>Everytime you try to escape from the dungeon you fall into a trap that keeps putting you on the double bed you share with the yandere
>She's always there, smiling at you and calling you cute things

>>13804026
>using 40k to defend monster scum

TRIGGERED

>>13804052
40kiddy please go and stay go.

>>13804032
Son, I think you're trying too hard.

>>13804044
>I don't want to be loved
Why

>>13804029
I also don't get it. What could be more demeaning than being told what a good goy you are?

>>13804041
That's because crow tengus are simply great.

>>13804059
I'm just stating facts.

>>13804032
Queen harpy's better

>>13804051
Lovely.
I want a yandere dungeonmaster Arachne to force me to breastfeed from her.

>>13804044
>don't want to be loved

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

>I just want to fuck monstergirls

On that, we agree.

>>13804057
>40kiddy
Ebin meme broham.

>>13804060
None of your business that's why.

I'm just here for masturbation fuel, that's it.

Love a shit.

>>13804064
>facts
Anon, take a break, for your health.

>>13804052
Catgirls are canon and approved by the emperor, deal with it

>>13804074
I hope you understand how you sound

>>13804075
Grass is green, the Sun is hot, water is wet, and crow tengus are the best waifus.

>>13804075
His honest truth cannot be silenced, Crow Tengus are simply the best.

>>13804085
You are wrong about one of those things, and it's not one of the first three.

>>13804088
I'll fight you. You don't talk shit about a man's waifu.

>>13804095
How about you don't pretend your waifu is the best one?

That's a fight you can't win.

>>13804095
Oh I beg to differ.

Your waifu is a shitty nerd that eats garbage!

it begins

>>13804078
Timelord mothbominatoins are not, put that in your ass and light the flame.

>>13804103
What now?

>>13804103
Don't cry.

>>13804099
I'm not pretending. Looking at a lit of all the traits shared by waifus, crow tengu rank high in most of them. So it's fair to ay they're among the best.

>>13804100
Your waifu is dumb and ugly! I bet she's a roper or a centaur!

>>13804110
This isn't /tg/ faggot, fuck off.

>>13804078
And those catgirls are abhumans, merely a different branch of humanity, they're not real monsters.

>>13804118

>>13804116
No, you're wrong, and in denial.

>>13804116
I don't have a waifu!

>>13804118
You act like we're not here all the time. Also, make me.

>>13804123
I checked my facts over and over. It's true.

>>13804124
Then your option doesn't matter,

>>13804128
I can still call your waifu a shit.

A stupid nerdy slutty shit!

>>13804128
Oh well, I tried.

Enjoy being wrong forever.

>>13804132
Oh yeah? Well she's my nerdy slutty shit! That mean she's No. 1 for me!

>>13804032
>fellating crow tengus
>posts a black harpy

I know someone who's not getting a CT.

>>13804145
She's objectively a shit.

You like shit anon.

>>13804146
I was talking about qt crows, so I posted a qt crow.

>>13804155
no u

Is it weird that the reason I can't get into yanderes is I can't believe that anyone could possibly like me?

>>13804172
your just putting fuel on the fire then anon

Reminder to tape up your webcam so Succubi can't spy on you.

>>13804177
I want her to watch

>>13804172
Your lack of self-esteem only motivates them further.

>>13804177
What if I want them to?

>>13804177
>having a webcam

You a slut?

>>13804177
But I like to be watched.

>>13804181
>>13804185
>>13804189
You best prepare for a Succubutt or three to be at your door one day then.

>>13804188
Yes

>>13804192
you say that like its a bad thing

>>13804192
Will they film that as well?

>>13804192
But that's no fun! I would rather they watch me without my knowledge and keep it that way. No need to actually come over.

>>13804188
>not having a webcam to chat with your MG friend on a full moon

>>13804184
How so? No one likes ugly guys with crippling self-esteem issues.

Lewdpocalypse when?

>>13804206
A what?

>>13804206
2017

>>13804206
That happens sometimes, like that Dullahan train molestation thing.

>>13804203
>what'cha thinking about?
>wet slapping noises as she humps the camera

>>13804214
NEVER EVER
E
V
E
R

>>13804219
That made me guffaw.

>>13804219
>Not getting her attention only to show off your dick and tell her the door is unlocked.

>>13804217
Yeah, that was really nice. Detachable heads are too good.

Sign up for the MG Daki program today and be whisked forcefully taken away to foreign lands where you spend 8 weeks years with a lonely MG of your our choice

>>13804234
Being a Daki sounds boring as fuck.

What chump would want a life like that?

>>13804234
That sounds pretty good to me, so long as there are eligibility guidelines.

>>13804234
do i get paid for this?

>>13804234
I'm interested.

>>13804234
I'll sign.

>>13804234
Eh, I have nothing better to do
Sign me up

>>13804234
Are there health benefits, and is food provided? What does it pay? What about room and board, is that included? I need DETAILS man!

I want to watch an Ushi-Oni play Solitaire!

>>13804272
>it tries to rape the cards
Real intelegent

>>13804272
>"Why can the smaller cards mount the bigger cards and not the other way around? Are you trying to say something anon?"

>>13804234
But that means I can end with something like a Matango.

>>13803859

Work and the pursuit of money.

>>13803881
>Scylla
Since we're on dry land then maybe? If I'm armed then perhaps she can't just grapple me.
>Mantis
Welp, that's that. Kamahl had trouble with these and he was ball lightning that tapped for bolt.
>P'Orc
Again with actual combat-capable MGs. At least pretty low tier.
>Matango
I feel that even if I won I'd get partially infected or something. Or get choked out with hallucinogenic spores while beating her up. Otherwise it would be like fighting a squishy punching bag.


Can I just take the chubby fire rat by forfeiting? They're on the upper end of my favorite MGs anyway and muscle+pudge on a shortstack actually sounds pretty cute.

>>13804280
I want to play poker with monstergirls.
If one of them win, they get me. If I win I walk away unmolested.

>>13804281
Then just take her to Wonderland, Mad hatter is perfect anyway!

>TFW can't tell if present or past tense is better for smut

>>13804300
Sure.
Take your pudgy fire rat and go.

>>13804311
Niiice.

>>13804241
You get paid $15 a day and free hugs all day

>>13804270
Some MGs cook and some don't, better have some good recipies, you live in the lonely MG's abode until she no longer needs you

>>13804281
But you could also get a Yeti or Kitsune, the stakes are high

>>13804238
The only rule is you can't leave her side under penalty of law until your time is up

>>13804256
Congratiulations on your Inner city Cheshire Cat, once she has your scent she can always teleport to you for cuddles, safety not guaranteed after program has expired

>>13804266
Congratulations on your Hawaiian beachside Ignis, you will always be warm but the winter's aren't cold

>>13804314
you know hatter is probably real cool and all but this photo all i can focus on is the mushroom in her tea and how much it reminds me of a chopped off wang and it just makes me worry, just how crazy is she?

>>13804328
>Inner city Cheshire Cat,
Time to leave forever.

>>13804333
good luck my friend

>>13804328
make it 50 and ill clean the house and cook while she's out at work

>>13804328
>The only rule is you can't leave her side under penalty of law until your time is up
Eh. It's not worth it then. Ending up with something like a Cait, Manticore or Matango is not worth the risk in the least. A shame.

>>13804281
Matango can't get you if you're on fire.

>>13804234
I'm game

>>13803897
>>13803906
probably wouldn't be a good idea anyways

I want to romance the Succuvirus.

>>13804234
Fuck it, I'll do it.

But I make no promises that I'll abide by my contract if I don't like my "pairing".

>>13804328
Well, alright. I'll give it a shot. Sign me up.

>>13804345
>you will never see your meido use the Essence of Cleaning on gangster monstergirls

>>13804345
>filename
Oh boy. Now that's something.

>>13804345
Would she fend off any ruffians that try to take advantage of her master?

>>13804345
>being weaker than your hired hands

What kind of a faggot do you take me for?

>>13804342
You have been paired with a Lichtenstein castle Mimic, who even the most dimwitted of adventurers have seen through her ruse
She will hide around rooms and surprise you with hugs, but she'll get upset unless you play along and pretend not to notice her
Remember she is a deadly creature still, but keep her happy and the hugs will be warm


>>13804355
You have been found a match with a Canadian mountain cabin himedere Shirohebi, how she got up the mountains is a mystery but given her cold-blooded nature she can't get back down
You will have to scavenge your own firewood in the colder months and keep her warm with hugs more than usual, she will also be pleased if you can princess carry her
She will be weaker when cold, so expect to do most of the work around the house
If you're not /fit/ now, you're gonna learn today

The agency is awaiting more MG applications and our scouts are looking high and low for the best cuddlebugs for you

>>13804234
Kay.

>>13804234
Eeeeh...yeah, sure. Why not.

Maybe I'll get a nice girl to cuddle away the cold nights with?

>>13804234
I'll volunteer. What's the verdict?

>>13804328
>Hawaii
>Warm all the time
>No cold winters
>Bright sunny days
>The beach
I regret my decision

>>13804379
>>13804381
>>13804384
Sorry, no more for now unless someone wants to take command, I wouldn't mind

>>13804377
Then why even hire them?

>>13804234
I'm only here because my parents think I'm gonna alp on them.

>>13804378
application submitted.

>>13804392
>Oh Anon you never get out of the house, why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
>Are you gonna come out of the closet on us? Are you gonna turn into one of those Alps like in the news?
>I can't bear to see my poor son forced to be a slut

>>13804389
way to cockblock

>>13804404

>>13804378
>Canadian mountain cabin himedere Shirohebi
So, it's like a few hours drive from my place then? Jackpot either way.

>>13804407
Bollocks pls go.

>>13804408
Lucky cunt.

>>13804414

you suck at guess who

Mimics? Mimics

>>13804378
Sounds like fun, I'm game

>>13804234
>MG Daki program
>Signing up to have a monstergirl cuddle you whenever she wants.
I'm in.

>>13804408
Wait, wouldn't that mean you could drive her to your house and avoid the whole "Needing to get firewood" thing?

>>13804379
Congratulations, you get a cute baphomet imouto! Due to her religous beliefs she will require extra-long cuddling sessions! Hope you like lolis!

>>13804381
I like your enthusiasm! You get a oomakude! Don't pout now, she may be a creepy crawly, but she is really nice and thanks to her research job at the chemical plant out of town you will enjoy quite the posh life!

>>13804384
Good for you friend! You will join a lonely kitsune in her shrine. The years have been very kind to her, but somehow she has remained isolated most of these past decades. She has a secret; not a dark one, not a sad one, just a quiet regret she can't quite shake off. Can you heal this old fox?

>>13804392
Good for them! I actually got a call from them just now and they explained your situation. I got just the thing for you! At 1900 hours you will board a plane at a private airport out of town. You will parachute deep in Mato Grosso with a survival kit, just enough for your match to find you. I suggest you don't struggle; she likes the chase

>>13804378
Sweet, a hug mimic

>>13804432
Yes. We can go to her cabin for vacations and holidays too.

>>13804433
Y-you forgot me...

>>13804433

these aren't flawed enough

>>13804234
Sure, sign me right up, I'd make a great daki.

>>13804234
Spin the wheel of Destiny!

>>13804300
>>13804322
you've still got to beat the rat
that's their thing

>>13804433
>Hope you like lolis!
You have no idea. Fuckin based.

>>13804441
Are you kidding? I think I have to fight an Amazon.

>>13804402
Our expert cuddologists have reviewed your application and have concluded that you will be best suited for cuddle testing. Our head cuddologist, miss Acererak-chan the unending terror has requested that you be her personal assistant.
This was somewhat of a suspicious result, but the lich showed me a really long equation with lots of funny greek letters that seemed really important. At the end there was a squiggly line poiting at your name, so it's like, science? Can't argue with that!

>>13804433
>Oomukade
Could've been worse.

>>13804453
Not much worse.

>>13804391
Every king needs his knights.

>>13804234
Alright, let's see just how lucky I am.

Elves cosplaying as Yamato crew members when?

>>13804234
Who would I end up with?

>>13804455
She's my #2 Bug, so yeah, could've been a lot worse.

>>13804446
She's a poor fighter.
There's a reason she's a consolation prize.

>>13804444
Your luck in life has granted you one of our finer applicants, Antarctic Research Base Weresheep
She will make you warm winter clothes to wear outside just for you and will expect you to go on science expeditions with her and her group
Lots of paperwork and note taking is involved with Antarctic research, and cuddle time will be slightly more restricted given the busy nature of her (and now your) work
No matter how hard you work during the day, she will always be ready after midnight when work is done to help you and her fall asleep together

>>13804458
Well well well, let's give the ol' cuddlewheel a spin and see what c- oh, what is it lady- oh, well, ha-ha s-seems like we will give the ol' rigged- I mean rugged cuddlewheel a spin! Oh what do you know, tanuki! And not any Tanuki, Lady Iwata herslef! She is already married, however her young daughter is just starting her teens, and the Lady believes it'll be good to have a daki to relieve her stress. Just don't break the young lady's heart, or Lady Iwata will break your le- will terminate your contract! That's what I said, h-ha-ha!

What is your height limit?

>>13804234
Am I too late?

>>13804464

>>13804490
>Iwata
Not that guy, but too fucking soon anon.

>>13804483
Radical. I'm going to take that sheep to the bone zone and beyond.

>>13804498
They look like 90's cartoon characters.

>>13804433
older kitsunes are my thing. this is perfect.

>>13804474
You are matched with top private investigator Anna Wulf! This happy-go-lucky werewolf investigator is a top consultant for MGC, taking cases from the mundane to the bizarre, you might solve a mystery, or re-write history! Wolf-tales, Wa-an!

>>13804498
That looks terrible. Apologize.

>>13804493
10ft

>>13804490
>Iwata
Lucky! I get to be with a loli tanuki, couldnt be better.

>>13804493
I don't have one.

>>13804234
Ooh ooh me next!

>>13804504
>>13804515
It's from the outsider comic, a pretty good space opera that you should check out, so that you might join us in the eternal suffering of the neverending hiatus

>>13804443
Your near luck lands you a Japanese temple Red Oni who likes to terrorize the local populace
She is much stronger than you, and when it's time to sleep off the sake (mostly stolen by her) you don't have a choice
Our agents have tried to reform her from running around town harassing people, but no methods have succeeded
Agents notes report that if you can keep her alcohol level at just the right point she is cuddly and kind, too low and she's pissed, too high she's grabby and she doesn't know her own strength

>>13804510
She sounds wanderful!

>>13804451
I'm glad she'll have me. Plus her eyes are to die for.

>>13804529
>so that you might join us in the eternal suffering of the neverending hiatus
That's the reason why I haven't touched Berserk yet.

>>13804234
Ah fuck it, I could use the money.

>>13804536
>Red Oni
Whoever got this is a lucky bastard. I want in on this Daki thing.

>>13804234
I want to buy a house on the cliffs so I can live on the edge.

>>13804433
>I got skipped

>>13804529
I've already got a never ending suffering with the Liru Project.

>>13804518
Glad you like it! I'll be rough at first though, she just lost her father after all.

>>13804523
Well kid, this might be kind of a tough assignment for a newbie like you but I like your style, the Grassy Hills orphanage needs expert cuddlers trained in raspberry warfare. Your partner will be miss Belle, a somewhat bulky holstaurus who might also borrow you once in a while. She has repeatedly stated that she is in fact a holst, but our cuddologist suspects that she is actually a minotaurus, due to her musculature and, I quote, "a posterior that is simply unable to resign"

>>13804564
she's a brick house.

>>13804234
I'm at least willing to learn who I will be paired up with before making a final decision.

I just want to live in the mountains with my jinko waifu.

>>13804564
>muscly minotaur with a great ass
A-are you in my head?

>>13804234
Shit, sign me the fuck up.

>>13804592
The fuck is this?

>>13804564
Oh, I like it a lot, thanks! And
>she just lost her father after al
I guess the old lady is single now too...

>>13804234
You know what, I'm feeling both good and curious today, so i'll gladly sign myself up!

>>13804592
>Buttslut Angel
Lewd.

>>13804592
This was great.
Pic related was better though.

>>13804543
You don't have what it takes kid. You don't choose the daki life. The daki life chooses you. She is single, she is thirty, she has a giant snake tail and is out for cuddles. Thirty day contract with this echidna and we will see if you've got what it takes to make it in the business

>>13804578
Sorry, shoul've looked closer a the fine print. Along with a pint of your blood and your firstborn you are legally required to honor a two-month contract as the general-purpouse cuddler at Ants-in-spats incorporated, an engineering firm specialized in deep tunneling. You will be required to confort the workers between shifts. The occasional ant-arachne might slip in, make sure to report her to your supervisor!

>>13804611
Ah shit, fucking mother of all monsters.

Well I'll give it a shot.

Hey guys, you know what time it is? Time for more Shark Week! I quickly edited last night's CYOA, filled in what might've happened for most of the choices you chose, then packaged everything into an antiquated but functional format on PBWorks. Enjoy.

http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/98139776/Terror%20of%20the%20Deep%20Blue%20V

>>13804612

At least she's not a lilim.

>>13804585
I'm going to need you to sign this NDA before you continue, okay, good, you know A.S.S, that anubis rapper from Little Egypt? Well, she is having a rough time after splitting from her gang. This will destroy her cred if it gets out, but she is absolutely in need of some daki action. It's 2 hours/day for a week, and maybe a full-time live-in position after that. Please be discreet!

>>13804626
Ohhh, I now regret not following this last night.

>>13804234
Fucking sign me up.
Do I have to worry about being raped? Or is that part of the job?

>>13804643
Clicking the first option every time will lead you to the result the threads got, aside from that you didn't actually miss much.

>>13804657
The agency is not responsible for casual cuddlerape unless it affects your well-being

>>13804638
I am perfectly fine with this. Here's to hoping on the full time!

>>13804660
Ah, still. I don't mind seeing more sharkgirl content.

>>13804643
I want to cuddle with that shark girl.

>>13804662
I am 100% A-Okay with cuddlerape.
So I guess it really isn't rape.

>>13804673
Nothing wrong with cuddleroleplay. bonus points if your raped voice is cute.

>>13804611
I'm okay with comforting the workers. Although, isn't the pint of blood and firstborn a bit much?

>>13804643
I want to Bop that Shark Girl's nose until she grows her hair out to not look like a dyke!

>>13804626
Nice. More sharkgirl content is always nice.

>>13804673
Good man.

>>13804682
>Not liking Short hair just as much as Long hair.
PLEB.

>>13804234
Alrighty, I'll sign.

>>13804234
Yeah sure.

>>13804702
Short hair is fine. Short hair's great, really.
But that's dyke hair.

I have the strong desire to scratch a tanuki's ears.

>>13804748
It's the stuff they put in the water!

>>13804753
Next you'll be telling me that the head of Tanucorp isn't actually a nice lady who just wants her tail brushed and that the dates we're going on are just her buttering me up so she can bed me then toss me aside."

>>13804760
>the dates we're going on are just her buttering me up so she can bed me then toss me aside."
Of course they aren't. No tanuki would be that inefficient with their money when it came to bedding a cheap floozy like you. For half the price she normally spends on a single date she could just buy you.

>>13804764
Well if she's trying to buy me off then she's doing a poor job.
All she needs to do is cuddle

>>13804626
that reverse rape ending was not gold but chrome. truly great.

>>13804770
>Cuddle
Ah, the cheapest slut of them all. Yet the ones with the most heart.

>>13804234
I'll sign up.
What's the worst that could happen?

>>13804778
>Tanuki doesn't believe him, laughs it off and asks what he really wants.
>He repeats the question and she scoffs, telling him that it was just as funny the second time.
>"Come on Anon, what'll it be? Do you want that Sexbox One of Rapestation 4? Just name it."
>Repeats it again, her smile turning down at his words.
>"It's not as funny a third time unless..."
>Slowly she wiggles over to him and, quite stiffly, wraps her arms and tail around him.
>After approximately fifteen minutes he tells her that she's paid him for the date.
>She leaves wondering why it felt as good as it did and why she wants more.

Oh my god you guys exist here. Why didnt anyone tell me...I mean...I would never come to /jp/ in the first place, but to know there are monster girl threads here that arent dead is amazing.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13804794
We're all dead on the inside. Does that still count?

>>13804794
Heres a Question, Where Have YOU Been?

>>13804801
Then we will be dead together, anon.

>>13804794
It'll be the one year anniversary of our first time on /jp/ here in a few weeks.

But christ, where have you been?

>>13804794
Yeah, there's also one on /vg/ but it's pretty dead for right now, they're all waiting for the English patch of the latest MG game to drop and they're all a bit stir crazy.

>>13804804
/mgqg/ /mmg/

>>13804806
I got here as soon as could

>>13804807
Thats where i am from

>>13804794
These threads died a long time ago this is just the rotting corpse being pecked at by shitposters.

>>13804807
what game?

>>13804817
Monster Girl Quest Paradox.
It's a Not!Sequel to Monster Girl Quest.

>>13804794
Partly what >>13804810 said. We're still going, but for some reason or another, there are really, REALLY dedicated dudes who want us on /d/.

But yeah, we're here, and we like Loen. So there's that in common.

>>13804820
Except maybe it is a sequel, just in an alternate timeline.
I'm saying this because I heard that two of the characters are Luka's kids.
His daughter's pretty much a more innocent baby Alice and his son is a total Edgelord.

>>13804824
Don't forget latenight, he just showed up out of nowhere like a belated Christmas miracle.

>>13804827
It carries on the same timeline, but the whole plot of the game throws open the multiverse theory and is a giant clusterfuck.
I called it a Not!Sequel because there's a confirmed MGQ2 being developed, but it's going to have an entirely different story and setting so it isn't really a sequel.

>>13804835
>MGQ2 confirmed.
What?! Source?

So how do you guys feel about soul-sucking succubi? Are they too classical for the tastes of modern monstergirl fans or are they accept as an alternative to the succubi from MGE?

>>13804809
>/mgqg/
You poor soul.
>/mmg/
I hear they've gotten worse as of late. Anime Only Fags and so forth.

>Cuck the Hellhound

>>13804834
He's a cool dude.
He should apprentice under Loen.
Like Less did with Marin.

>>13804834
I want to cuddle Anubis Senpai!
And caress her big, soft, fluffy paws!

>>13804841
TT himself, it's old news.

>>13804845
no

>>13804850
dont start with this shit

>>13804845
Yes.

>>13804835
>Different story and setting

Still gonna have vore though I bet.
Going to go through 9 episodes of SEED today.
My opinion can only go lower.

>>13804845
How

>>13804845
Dumb hellhounds

>>13804773
>Reverse rape
That was just normal rape, Anon! Your standards have been warped! All these MG are corruptin' our yufs!

>>13804842
There are a few kinds of succubi I can appreciate:
>Ones that can feed off of the sexual activity of others in close proximity, and keeps a single partner for herself
>Ones that enter a contract with a single man and marry him
>Ones that are born with the innate ability to devour the souls of humans, but can appreciate human life enough to refrain from it

>>13804863
>Spoiler
Have you even seen Destiny?

>>13804854
Hey, he posted the picture, I'm simply expressing my feelings towards it.

>>13804845
I would love to cuck a hellhound just to see her face while im slamming my new better waifu.

>a beautiful woman will never watch you while you sleep

>>13804876
>"So...that's your choice huh, anon? Well...if this was your attempt to-to break me..."
>"You're going to have to try harder~"
Then she mercilessly teases you and your "New Waifu", before eating the creampie you'll give her out of her, then convincing your new girl into riding your face while she milks a few for herself.

>>13804874
Nope.
At this point I'm hoping that Flay gets a surprise visit from mister boulder.
Kira also was a dick to that guy with the orange sunglasses.
Because reasons.
She's been kind to me.
Kira, that guy helped you free the space popstar and risked his neck, all Flay's done is be crazy and give you hugs.

>>13804842
Annihilate tier.

>>13804868
God Hellhounds are so dumb.

>>13804882
But thats a picture of a mechanical killing machine and a corpse anon.

>>13804892
why the fuck are you talking about ancient ass gundam shows when there are monster girls that need dick?

>>13804900
You mean door.

>>13804842
I like my succubi CAPABLE of sucking souls, but not required to do as such. That way allows for a large range of interpretations for how a character deals with such a thing.

Reminder that your waifu loves you more than anything in the world and would do anything just to see you smile.

>>13804842
Purge.

>>13804901
Because I've discovered a new way to punish wurms and I want to share my suffering with all of you.

I wouldn't even make a cait sith or mindflayer watch this.
It's like watching the worse day time drama you could imagine.

>>13804910
Oppai loli Lich when?

>>13804901
>Lich dressed in neglige with two zombies in lace asking Anon to come to bed.
>"Not now! I need to tell them how bad this show is!"
>"Anon gets dragged to the bed by the zombies while the lich tells him how she'll help him forget it.

>>13804914
Then why do YOU watch it? Even Alp was smart enough to skip it. Are you dumber than Alpie?

>>13804910
No she wouldn't.

>>13804918
Because I said I'd watch all the gundams.
Even the trash ones.

Through suffering I become strong.
With strength I will claim victory.

>>13804917
>Lich dressed in negligee
Things on my "To Get Done" list that really should be higher priority...

>>13804914
I almost want you to go watch Destiny after you're done, just so that you can see how much worse things can get.

>>13804890
Huh. That's pretty cool.

>>13804916
I don't remember if she was oppai loli, but we had a pretty simple greentext about a loli Lich at some point. It was cute.

>>13804921
Don't you understand that there are those who don't want to see you hurt yourself?

>>13804924
>Destiny
Like I said.
All of them.

>>13804890
Right, forgot that Hellhounds are unbreakable.

>>13804935
Oh the suffering you shall endure.

At least you'll be all ready for the new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddxplDVGw8

>>13804939
Try submerging them in water.

>>13804934
I must persevere.

But my gundam talk isn't for this thread.

Although I would totally build a golem who looks a little like Nu

>>13804941
They aren't even being subtle about it anymore.

>>13804943
Probably won't work either, knowing Hellhounds they'd dry the water right up.

>>13804948
Subtle about what?

>>13804935
I remember watching that Jesus Yamato garbage during my time playing Gundam Musou, so that I could understand the characters.
It was a terrible idea, and I witched back to watching G instead.

>>13804948
>my gundam talk isn't for this thread
Yes it is, we have several precedents for it. Including a Wurm that can move three times as fast.
>>13804950
Do not question M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

>>13804950
They would drown far before all the water evaporated.