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I don't even give a shit about audrey hepburn or kemp muhl anymore. I'd rather marry this objectively "funny" looking japanese girl than them. damn i want to lovebite her nose

>> No.13804823 [DELETED] 

*farts*

>> No.13804831

>>13804823
a cute(they're all cute) japanese girl doing that would only make me want to sniff the air and her asshole like nothing else mattered

>> No.13804849

>>13804821
I'd rather marry my waifu.

>> No.13804851

>>13804831
naice, im a japanese girl btw most of us on the jay are

>> No.13804861

>>13804851
i want to see you shit, piss, and menstruate.

my love is unconditional

>> No.13804961

why do babymetal all look like gremlins?

>> No.13805112

>>13804961
Truth is : They are Elves.
And They are made for sex.

>> No.13805578

>>13804851

Please don't use my meme liek that, kudasai.

>> No.13805643
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>>13804821

Nobody gives a shit, dorkenstein.

Stop creating shit threads and git the fuck out of the J.

>> No.13805667
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>>13805643
You bumped the thread, silly.

I wish I had a dorky, cute and short Japanese girlfriend.

>> No.13805698

>>13805667
But are you tall, tanned and sporty bf?

>> No.13805721

I just married a pureblood from osaka. Shiawase.

>> No.13805736

>>13805667
>that .gif
dammit

>> No.13805765

I think I've cracked the code as to why guys on the jaypee, Japanese otaku or any guy really wants to be female ... in the case of jaypee such guys want a 3D Japanese waifu on some level so they want to become that which they desire. What better way to posses it? I mean even if they could get a 3D woman many don't want to... well the ones who know better.

In addition, I think we see how females live in easymode and some guys desire it.

I knew this Thai Otaku Fujoshi and she admitted to me that she was fujoshi as she wanted to be a man even though she was straight. She stated that her reason was Thai society was very patriarchal and she felt life would be easier as a man (she felt southeast asian men had life in easymode), also she was awkward with the opposite sex which lead to her imagining being a hot male getting it on with another hot male as then it seemed easier to her. It's the same thing but in reverse.

Honestly I think this gets into what the trans phenomenon is really all about. I think these people have a deprivation of influence or nurturance from the opposite sex in their psychology (thanks to the broken family, and broken gender relations in modern times) which leads to them wanting to be that for which they starve.

It's 2am and I'm up as I had to take a pain killer now I can't go back to sleep so forgive me. I'm high. But, this is something I've been thinking about and am using this as an opportunity to blog about it.
>>13805736
>>>13805667
>>that .gif
>dammit
I wish this man dead... then I want to carry her away over my shoulder to my hut and impregnate her. That's my gut, visceral reaction.

>> No.13805782

>>13805765
are you a nigger? because all i felt was the sadness of having no cute japanese girl to cuddle with.

>> No.13805789

>>13805765
>posses
disrespectful of her selfhood, faggot

>I mean even if they could get a 3D woman many don't want to... well the ones who know better.
wtf this sexist bullshit smh

>> No.13805806

>>13805782
Quit projecting.
>>13805789
You stupid SJWs get off jp. Screw her selfhood. I'm wasting my brainpower here obviously. So, are you a faggot or a woman? Both should have a pink star on themselves on this board.

Simple minded retards.

>> No.13805812

>>13805789
>wtf this sexist bullshit smh
Yes, I'm not only sexist but misogynistic.

>> No.13805841

>>13805806
>>13805812
>being on a board that worships all things feminine
kill yourself

>> No.13805982

>>13804821
translation?

>> No.13805991

>>13805982
The pleasure of cumming inside.

>> No.13806377

I just got a waifu and never looked back. For me women arent even human I just ignore them.

>> No.13806424

>>13806377
Waifus don't work. There's a honeymoon period, and then you're just staying together for the sake of it.

>> No.13806479

>>13806424
like a relationship with a 3D pig?

>> No.13806491

>>13806424
Thats your experience, Ive been going strong for over a decade.

>> No.13806504

I have a cute /jp/ bf and it's way better than girls or waifus

>> No.13806509

>>13806504
get back to reddit, faggot

>> No.13806520

>>13806504
No it isnt, you are living a lie.
Wake up faggot.

>> No.13806519

>>13806509
Do you even know how it feels to say "Suck my cock, dude" and actually get your dick sucked?

>> No.13806525

>>13806519
You sound like a sex driven teenager
Sad.

Now get the fuck out of /jp/

>> No.13806607

>>13804821
i raff i ruse

>> No.13808577

bump

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>>13805667
>that gif

>> No.13808747

kuso thread

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>>13805667
>that .gif

>> No.13810011

>>13808628
>>13808775

End urselves, losers.

>> No.13810027

>>13810011
end this

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>>13810027

Don't mess with me dorkenstein or I'll do this shiet to you.

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