[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 627 KB, 800x1119, ok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13375791 No.13375791 [Reply] [Original]

Not the writefag but maybe I will try to write you a Sekistory this weekend.

>> No.13375800 [DELETED] 

Is she supposed to be expressing confusion? Is she just unaware of the outrageous posture she has assumed?

>> No.13375808
File: 560 KB, 1200x900, hookernails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13375808

>>13375800

I think the wind just blew her cape.

>> No.13375812 [DELETED] 

From the thumbnail, I though she pooped herself.

>> No.13375865

>>13375812
I can understand that confusion. The brown undies are kinda weird.

>> No.13376040
File: 242 KB, 700x787, tmp_32061-49727873_p0432536247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13376040

Sekibanki is made for snuggling!

>> No.13376090

Is it a Sexistory?

>> No.13376130
File: 207 KB, 995x739, 56748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13376130

>>13376090

I think the requests were Alien 79, snuggling (not fucking) with her head while watching tv and of course sekispankatry.

Also sol in the village.

>> No.13376611
File: 1.26 MB, 1023x591, e39115187a69af889c7d18a2030b5638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13376611

>>13376130
Sol?

>> No.13376651

>>13376040
I want to write a story where Sekibanki's boyfriend is lazying around in bed on a Sunday morning, feels Sekibanki coming in his bed, starts hugging her and shoving his head in her breasts, and then finally go for the kiss.

And then the story would end with Sekibanki's head, watching the TV, hearing her boyfriend's horrified scream, and laughing to herself while muttering "that works every time".

Too bad it's 04:45 AM and I'm too tired to write it.

>> No.13376660
File: 1.15 MB, 1200x2000, 56874678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13376660

>>13376611

Sure. Banki's day to day things she does in the village..laundry, wacky interactions with humans, comedic situations with the heads, getting drunk with Suika..this type of thing.

>> No.13376679
File: 515 KB, 600x700, 5e47cf2cf71c260cea6d41b70794e7be.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13376679

>>13376660
Ha, it stands for Slice of Life. I though you were referring to the Solar system.

Oh well, if she doesn't get spanked, that's a little less interesting for me.

>> No.13376763
File: 53 KB, 1024x768, 45647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13376763

>>13376679

So we need astronomy and spankatry in the story as well now.

So who is spanking her? 2hu or faceless fat man?

>> No.13376773

>>13376763
Why are all faceless guys fat? I'm too skinny to fap to an american raping a touhou.

>> No.13376775
File: 98 KB, 456x590, 0bf799d2a2a9c799e18827f0cda05d55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13376775

>>13376763
Go for whatever you feel the most comfortable with. I met people who can't stand original characters in Touhou, even faceless guys.

>> No.13376840

>>13376651
I'll write that one story.
Once I slept and wanked.

>> No.13377295

>>13376840
This weekend?

>> No.13380671
File: 684 KB, 1500x1800, 6536767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13380671

>> No.13380713

>>13376611
There need to be more images with girls that have paper white skin! It really gets me hard!

>> No.13382576
File: 309 KB, 600x900, 667788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13382576

>> No.13384620

Where can I host a story? Will pastebin be okay?

>> No.13387952
File: 318 KB, 900x975, 568758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13387952

>>13384620

Yes.

>> No.13390882

>>13376773
Because drawing hentai involves a lot of sitting.
People who sit a lot tend be fat more often than not.
Fat people tend to be more depraved than "normal" people who take good care of themselves.
These fat depraved people then draw your hentai with faceless men.
They want to enjoy relating to the faceless men too, so they draw them fat, which makes it easier.

>> No.13390887
File: 218 KB, 600x800, 69a08928b7aaa4c91d30ccdbbe982bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13390887

Europeans bed are the best. This, I'm sure of it. I don't want to open my eyes, I don't want to remember where I'm living, I just want to enjoy this big, comfortable, warm bed.
But I don't want to enjoy it alone, sharing is caring, as I start crawling toward the other side of the bed, where she is.

I can feel her presence as she's sleeping. I gently move my arms around her waist, and I start hugging her, my head resting on her belly, listening to her breathing. I rest like that for a while, acting as a spoiled kid, until the desire to kiss her rises. Slowly, gently, I work my way up, exposed to the cold outside of the blanket, with just a small squeeze to her breast, until I reach her head.
And I scream in horror.

>> No.13391179

>>13390882
>People who sit a lot tend be fat more often than not.
My 61,5kg skinny ass says fuck you.

>> No.13391417

>>13391179
aka "What does tend mean"

>> No.13391538

>>13391417
I refuse to be part of a minority.

>> No.13395952
File: 225 KB, 658x819, tmp_6727-1426890356499-704651308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13395952

>> No.13395980

>>13395952
If I slap the back of her head, would it fall off? Or does it stay attached unless she wants it to detach?

>> No.13396112

>>13395952
Throat-fucking doujinshi when?

>> No.13396610
File: 935 KB, 1050x750, tmp_6727-48068972_p22474459084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13396610

>>13395980
Maybe if you surprise her or hit hard enough. That's really mean, though.

>>13396112
There are like 3 different ways to use her throat! It'd require an anthology to do it justice!

>> No.13397380

>>13396610
And I spank her really hard, will her head fall off?

>> No.13397801

>>13397380
It would be extremely embarrassing.

>> No.13401048

>>13396112
/D/isgusting.

>> No.13402424
File: 984 KB, 500x234, tumblr_m2j67burpi1qkktc4o1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13402424

Where is the story? Lazy.

>> No.13402668
File: 142 KB, 937x1000, 1392972345724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13402668

Sekibanki IS Sexybanki.
By the way... why exist so fucking less hentai-doujins with her? I have the feel it exist a lot but many of them are not scanned.

>> No.13408235

official banki lewds
http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/4632011.htm

>> No.13408306
File: 238 KB, 784x1249, hips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13408306

The weekend is almost here. Time for another Sekistory empty promise.

>> No.13408484
File: 233 KB, 1280x1024, 1419668490323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13408484

>>13396610
>There are like 3 different ways to use her throat!
So many? Details please.

>> No.13409826
File: 213 KB, 500x707, 1419718015123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13409826

>> No.13409887 [DELETED] 

Is a good story about smelling and tasting banki butt too much to ask for? I have a thing for elaborate, gratuitous descriptions.

>> No.13411280
File: 788 KB, 600x600, sekibanki-t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13411280

>>13408306
This time, I swear.

>> No.13411538
File: 147 KB, 1023x1303, 87678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13411538

>>13411280

This will be the weekend of the Banki story. I have found a method.

>> No.13411658

>>13411538
Here you go.

http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/8v77ke/arrogant-sekibanki.html

>> No.13416011
File: 391 KB, 1771x1426, 1376538404363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13416011

>>13408235
Thread is dead! Nooooo!

>> No.13416047
File: 748 KB, 868x1228, 1414800911383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13416047

How many doujins exist to her? Please give me the title (japanese and translated) to some Sekibanki doujins.

>> No.13419651
File: 454 KB, 800x1200, 5f2b3679dcf98d4f3aa994b199dca4ac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13419651

>> No.13419698 [DELETED] 
File: 683 KB, 2100x1200, 1372978418862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13419698

>>13419651
She has such a nice ass! I want to know how she looks without pantsu. I hope she has sexy red pubes...

>> No.13420272 [DELETED] 
File: 224 KB, 1280x1280, 1409236563125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13420272

Would you?

>> No.13420280

>>13420272
Of course!

>> No.13420313

slap her right on the behind

>> No.13420570

This amused me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh5iM2WbRU

>> No.13420920

>>13420570

This is hilarious.

>> No.13421594
File: 61 KB, 627x620, wut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13421594

>>13411658

>> No.13424733
File: 219 KB, 560x640, 0c935f759c4da305ef57cd8e7f2013e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13424733

>> No.13424751

>>13411658

Outstanding.

>> No.13424769
File: 463 KB, 2480x3007, 1408775861007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13424769

Balls deep inside her neck hole!

>> No.13429208

>>13375791
Lies : general.

>> No.13432200
File: 914 KB, 992x1402, 2d1f5ca3fc75dde25963b57615d5e27e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13432200

So many lies.

>> No.13434704
File: 138 KB, 653x800, 8c908773d34c13f28c13f1ac0d02044b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13434704

>> No.13435793

>>13429208
>>13432200
Welcome to TH-P!

>> No.13436020

>>13435793
Goodbye.

>> No.13436201

>>13436020
Still upset, eh?

>> No.13439873

>>13436201
Why should I be? I'm not the one who invented excuses to ban some innocent folk.

>> No.13440701
File: 348 KB, 1024x491, IMG_20150506_101239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13440701

>>13434704

>> No.13440927

>>13391179
Are you a grill?

>> No.13440955

>>13440927
Not at all. I'm a skinny white man with a disgusting blonde beard that looks like shit.

>> No.13441034
File: 748 KB, 1447x2048, 1430792098110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13441034

Sekibanki : the cuteness of feeding a girl with the advantage of not living with said girl.

>> No.13441039
File: 264 KB, 1000x713, 91bfd3a50d060ce38f9819b0766e0a68.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13441039

>>13441034
Fuck, wrong picture. That one goes to that Byakuren thread.

>> No.13442133
File: 811 KB, 1040x1471, 1412363186056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13442133

Lovely or?

>> No.13442134

>>13442133
I want to bite her.

>> No.13443032
File: 336 KB, 800x800, Sekibanki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13443032

The fact that she wears a tall collar, often wondered if Sekibanki is sensitive about exposing her bare neck to others because it could possibly look so fucked up and gross.

>> No.13443048
File: 806 KB, 1200x1716, dgdfgdg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13443048

>>13443032

Her Chuuni outfit is ideal for spying operations. Everyone is too busy looking at bankilegs to wonder about the collar.

>> No.13443056
File: 325 KB, 722x792, 50223307_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13443056

>> No.13445133

>>13443048
I want to interrogate and spank Sekibanki until she speaks.

>> No.13447025
File: 35 KB, 670x480, chloe_sekibanki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13447025

What do you think?

>> No.13451267

>>13447025
Looks exactly the same.

>> No.13451355

>>13447025
Oh man they both wear a cloak!!

>> No.13455595

>>13451355
What a coincidence !

>> No.13456145

>>13455595
Anyone else want to try their hand at making a Sekistory?

>> No.13456287
File: 74 KB, 700x1047, mireille and kirika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13456287

>>13447025
Ah shit, I remember that show!

>> No.13457533

>>13456145
Already tried with the guy hugging a headless body. It was bad.

>> No.13460604

>>13375800
She's probably surprised that someone is expressing interest in her.

>> No.13468055

>>13460604
Sekibanki is socially awkward!

>> No.13469119
File: 363 KB, 1200x843, shy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13469119

>>13468055

>> No.13469478

>>13469119
That's fucking cute.

>> No.13470465

>>13469119
So adorable I can barely stand it.

>> No.13470709
File: 602 KB, 1100x1300, 3524524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13470709

>> No.13472965
File: 361 KB, 636x800, 83cac4d7e4752d41cd0cdc6b202b3572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13472965

Sekibanki's body gets snatched,
Would make a good story.

>> No.13473224
File: 36 KB, 185x174, OctomatorConcept.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13473224

>>13472965
Hi.

>> No.13473798
File: 236 KB, 525x725, 5a5092bed0b50beed3602c61989229f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13473798

>> No.13473890

>>13472965
What would anyone do with a living body without a head that could talk back?

>> No.13473906

>>13473890
Loads of sex. You can put her head in another room, so she won't be able to see what are you gonna do to her body.

>> No.13474045

>>13473906
Yeah, but do you think she'd still feel everything that's going on with her body?

>> No.13474134

>>13474045
Of course she would.

>> No.13474552

>>13474045
She does in the game. In fact, given you shoot her body, I'd say the body is her weak point.

>> No.13474601

>>13472965
this holds potential

>> No.13474927

>>13474601
I want to snatch Sekibanki's body, and spank her so that she tries to explain Kagerou that she "lost" her body while crying in pain and humiliation.

>> No.13482164
File: 200 KB, 647x756, tmp_28579-44189455_p9-1139471089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13482164

>> No.13482815

>>13473890
>>13473906
>>13474045
>>13474134

Can't help to imagine the weird, comedic aspects of this: Sekibanki's head in a completely different area from her body, moaning in pleasure with orgasmic gasps as her body is being lavished with hot sex.
Kinky because it's kinda like her being blindfolded without the blindfold as she can't see what she's in for.

>> No.13483647

>>13482815
Sekibanki's watching the TV while you're having sex with her?

>> No.13486109
File: 103 KB, 400x500, 3fb0b95f1e60660b0c8bc1f1b52dbb23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13486109

Is Sekibanki even legal? She looks like a young girl rather than a woman.

>> No.13487797
File: 877 KB, 992x1403, Sekibanki1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13487797

>>13483647
That made me laugh.

>>13486109
>Is Sekibanki even legal?
I would suspect no.
A lot of fanart out there does tend to be canonically correct to Sekibanki's original design. While I'm not sure if her age has ever really been disclosed, she does look to be a girl in her early teens for certain.

>> No.13487918

>>13486109
She is chuuni. She has eighth grader syndrome

>> No.13488427

>>13487918
Nothing a spanking can't fix.

>> No.13492652

>>13488427
Why spanking? There are many other fun punishment. Like whipping, starving, spreading rumours about her in the newspaper...

>> No.13492896

...So has there been any writing done anywhere?

>> No.13492944

Still waiting on someone to make some nicer story material to make this thread more relevant.

>> No.13492959
File: 230 KB, 600x749, lul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13492959

>>13492896

I am not the writefag but it is Friday night so I will try to throw something together after a few drinks later!

>> No.13493019

>>13492959
Excellent! I'm looking forward to it.

>> No.13493907

>>13493019
Not the not-the-writefagfag but maybe I will try to write you a Sekistory this weekend if he falls through.

>> No.13500623

>>13492959
>>13493907
>lies and slander

>> No.13500627
File: 140 KB, 512x512, 09-809-80.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13500627

>>13500623

drank too much.

sadface.bmp

>> No.13500972

>>13493907
>>13500627
Another writefag here. I am going to try and get this story done by Monday just to spite this lazy piece of shit.

>> No.13501499
File: 24 KB, 425x607, Sekibanki01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13501499

>>13500972
Good stuff.

Lots of disappointments so far..

>> No.13501958

>>13447025
Chloe was my waifu.. until I found out she is more fond of licking the carpet rather than polishing the pole.

>> No.13504585

She can eat herself out?

>> No.13505253
File: 1.49 MB, 1417x2000, tmp_22891-_001769371267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13505253

>>13504585
Yes.

>> No.13510604
File: 149 KB, 781x1022, gfhfdghfgh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13510604

You will never have a sekistory! You will never have another chance! You will fall, because you never tried to write it for yourselves!

>> No.13510651

Yep, /jp/ will never write a Sekistory. You won't.
You won't!

>> No.13510662

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0smPNpVHOH8

>> No.13513852

>>13510651
Nice reverse psychology, but it's no use!

>> No.13514043

>>13510604
I wake up very simply. I just open my eyes, and see the ceiling. It's a really familiar ceiling, which plunges me deeper in my depression. Another dull day to my dull life. That is, until I remember that, two years ago, I was dragged to Hell kicking and screaming. The Purple Lady told me I was to become food for the youkai because nobody would miss me. Joke on her, I survived.
"Are you going to stay in bed all day? It's saturday, everything will be closed tomorrow!"
With a bemused smile, I slowly stand, giving up to the nagging of my... girlfriend? I'm living in her house, so we're kind of a married couple, except we're not married. So I guess I'm kind of a guest here.
"Ay, I'll do it, matey."
"Talk like a pirate if you want, but do it. I don't want to starve because you were too lazy to do the groceries!" She talks in a strict tone, but her smile gives her away.
"She" is a red-haired girl named Sekibanki. I met her by total accident, and I'm still with her because we ended up not strangling each other too often.
"Where's the list?" I ask.
"Haven't made one."
"How the hell am I going to know what to get if I don't know what we're missing?"
"I'm sending a head with you."
"Hu..."

>> No.13514131

>>13514043
Someone else writes the sequel. I don't want to be the only one writing.

>> No.13514163

>>13500972
Me here. Sorry, I forgot. I'll do it this weekend, I promise.

>> No.13514270

Sekibanki is shit, she has no personality and you only like her because her theme is great.

>> No.13514428

>>13514270
Totally wrong.

I like her because she has a beautiful ass that I'd like to spank.

>> No.13519945
File: 413 KB, 600x839, df34398e8c1439d1635eb19c42bddde9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13519945

I want to hug Sekibanki's head while running away and laughing maniacally as her body is running after me.

>> No.13519993
File: 64 KB, 246x440, D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13519993

best headless chuuni coming through

>> No.13520196

>>13519945
I can't help to imagine how much fun that would be!

>> No.13526909

>>13520196
Truly.

>> No.13527794

Almost Friday. Time for more sekistories!

I am not the writefag btw.

>> No.13533804

I want to bent Sekibanki over a chair while she's promising she'll never do it again. I want to remove her cloak, raise her skirt, and her her tight with my left hand while I smack her ass with the belt I'm holding in my right hand.

I want to see her holding the chair tight. I want to see her biting her lips in an attempt to not scream. I want to see her accidentally kicking the chair.

>> No.13540292
File: 474 KB, 700x980, fgdfg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13540292

>> No.13546212 [SPOILER] 
File: 1.08 MB, 1400x1050, 1432539303789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13546212

>> No.13546496
File: 360 KB, 600x497, d2b4fa9659ca9467aadb068a493d1513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13546496

"A spanking? Surely you're jesting."

>> No.13546593

I want to thank whoever posted that H story on the IRC. It was exquisite.

>> No.13546639

>>13546593
Thanking is sharing.

>> No.13548163

>>13546593
And sharing is caring. Anyone who saved the log could please pastebin it?

>> No.13552601
File: 80 KB, 600x800, CF8BADyVEAAkuYW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13552601

I want to borrow one of Sekibanki's heads and [spoilerkiss her lovingly][/spoiler].

>> No.13555906
File: 775 KB, 768x1024, tmp_10345-49425481_p13-31510723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13555906

>>13552601
Please don't abuse the Sekibanki head

>> No.13555967
File: 514 KB, 769x801, 8678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13555967

>>13555906

Curvibanki!

>> No.13558267
File: 332 KB, 718x1036, umm024-035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13558267

Dullahan. Rokurokubi. Nukekubi.
Same chuunyu syndrom.
Same cure : a good spanking.

>> No.13558274

>>13558267
Spanking is the worst fetish, and the people that get off on it are literally subhuman garbage.

>> No.13558277

>>13558274
Oh look, dA is leaking its diaper furfags again.

>> No.13558847
File: 382 KB, 700x988, 50591454_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13558847

Sexybanki's slender fingers wrapped around your hard, throbbing manhood.

>> No.13558880

>>13558847
Damn...

>> No.13559223
File: 511 KB, 1024x768, 50156309_p34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13559223

>>13558847

>> No.13559233
File: 653 KB, 1600x1200, satorin love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13559233

>>13558847
Just write the fucking story already.

>> No.13559586

>>13558267
Stop thinking your shit is welcomed outside of the monster girl threads.

>> No.13559657

I've half a mind to write this story you all clamour for, except I haven't the first idea about the appeal of spanking. Illuminate me, why don't you?

>> No.13559756
File: 529 KB, 1100x900, 48738909_p25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13559756

>>13559657
I'm not one of the spankfags, so all I want is cute romance with some kinky disembodied head play.

I don't mind some spanking, I guess.

>> No.13559774

>>13492652
Beheading.

>> No.13560151

>>13559657
The thing about spanking is that it requires the girl to agree. It's not like rape where it's totally one-sided and where the rapist can do whatever he wants. With spanking, the girl has to go along and willingly submit.

At least, that's how I understood it.

>> No.13560205
File: 1.38 MB, 1081x1439, 1409017788684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13560205

>>13559233
It was night already.

She could only hear the sounds of her huffing and puffing. Not only because the road was cold and silent, but she could feel the hot air of her own panting hitting her on the face. Her head was surely locked inside a small box of sorts, as she could only see anything but darkness.

She (her body) stopped running somewhere around the road to regain her breath. She knew the abductor was close.
Still, she was surprised to feel someone pull her towards him. There wasn't a need to cover her mouth, the box muffling her gasp.

She realized who it was immediately and didn't offer any resistance as the hand first slid down her neck then to her breasts, to her thighs, the fabric sticking to her sweaty skin as the perpetrator explored her entire body through her clothes.

Then he took her hand in his and invited her to explore his body. Only then she realized he had his robes undone.
From where she was held she could only touch his lower abdomen. With her hand behind her, Sekibanki timidly touched the hard muscles on his stomach and as the hand pushed hers lower she gasped again, when she felt a hard red-hot coal that throbbed, pulsating in her grasp. Then snape kills dumbledore.

>> No.13560217
File: 37 KB, 244x274, 13849897818066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13560217

>>13560205

>> No.13560378

>>13560205
>ThisIsWhyYouNeverAskAnythingFromATripfag.png

>> No.13561595
File: 409 KB, 1350x1350, disgruntled satorin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13561595

>>13560205
You used to be better than this.

>> No.13562986

Why so mad, its a spoiler from like 10 fucking years ago.

>> No.13563725

>>13562986
Nobody is mad, just disappointed.

>> No.13563747
File: 37 KB, 244x274, 1384989781806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13563747

>>13562986

>> No.13563748
File: 318 KB, 630x1008, 49451983_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13563748

>> No.13563795

>>13563725
Well, I'm not a writer. I don't know why that anon keeps asking me to write lewdfics.

>> No.13564900
File: 118 KB, 800x800, satorin evasive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13564900

>>13563795
>Well, I'm not a writer.

>> No.13567588

>>13564900
At least he's realistic and not deluded like most self-proclaimed writers.

>> No.13567909

I want to thank whoever wrote that spanking/cuddling story on the IRC. It was the best thing I ever saw since chocolate fountain.

>> No.13568146
File: 110 KB, 936x745, seki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13568146

There are many seki heads, but this one is mine.

>> No.13573040
File: 766 KB, 1024x1280, tmp_28078-49425481_p251476547356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13573040

>> No.13581703
File: 959 KB, 1024x1280, tmp_27985-49425481_p191476547356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13581703

>> No.13583964

>>13573040
The things I would do to that ass...

>> No.13588170

>>13424769
Why you crying!

>> No.13591584 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
File: 147 KB, 560x580, 1433293920040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13591584

I love her!

>> No.13598075

too bad we will never see her again

>> No.13602782

Sekiweekend.

>> No.13612675
File: 933 KB, 1175x1360, 49bac1cec327c44f0f80dd5ef116d167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13612675

Footsibanki

>> No.13612734

Shit guys I forgot. I swear I'll have a story for you by Monday.

>> No.13613011
File: 323 KB, 785x1306, IMG_20150606_105856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13613011

>>13440701

>> No.13613100

Sekibanki?

More like, Seiki bank.

>> No.13620059
File: 60 KB, 480x644, tiny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13620059

>> No.13620868

>>13591584
>red pubes
My fetish!

>> No.13626570

>>13447025
i don't give a single nigger-shit if they both look the same, lel.

>> No.13626673

>>13390887
kek

>> No.13626687 [DELETED] 

>>13591584
>breaking rules
My fetish!

>> No.13628014

>>13620059
Seki with a gun is incredibly cute!

>> No.13628372
File: 153 KB, 520x640, tumblr_nlyijwLKpn1u58f9ko1_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13628372

The DDC ass Touhou.

>> No.13628384

>>13628372
>tumblr_nlyijwLKpn1u58f9ko1_540.jpg

>> No.13628409
File: 177 KB, 500x700, tumblr_nlih69jxNZ1u58f9ko1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13628409

>>13628384
Not my fault urin only uploaded that image to tumblr. This too.

>> No.13630615

>>13514043
I flinched for amount, before recalling her trademark ability - Seikibanki had the ability to detach her head. In fact, she could detach her head multiple times and send them all flying at people while shooting laser beams from her eyes. It made for great party tricks. Never doubt the ability of 14 rounds of sake to turn anything funny (or incidentally, deprieve you of the ability to write stories about Sekibanki).

"No, wait," I asked with a sudden realisation, "won't this scare people off?"

"Tsk. Just take it as a way to shorten the queues," she replied with a smirk.

I took my time getting dressed, much to her annoyance.

"All right, all right, I'm leaving, sheesh," I said while stepping out of the door.

"Anon!" came the interjection, "didn't you forget something?"

"Err...oh yes! Your head, please."

"Stupid!" she said, her cheeks puffed out in mock dissatisfaction.

With a learned familiarity that was almost instinctive, she placed her soft, svelte hands on my shoulders, pushing herself up with a little tiptoe to land a kiss on my cheek.

"Have a safe trip," she said whilst detaching her head.

"Thanks. I will."


Come on /jp/, I've contributed to the story. Now it's your turn. We could make this a collaborative piece!

>> No.13635021

>>13630615
a moment*

>> No.13637151
File: 327 KB, 707x1000, sekii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13637151

>> No.13640056

>>13555967
ma dick

>> No.13643615

>>13573040
Nice ass.

>> No.13647392

>>13630615
Too bad I can't participate twice.

>> No.13648170
File: 1.92 MB, 1541x1067, Comet_P1_McNaught02_-_23-01-07-edited.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13648170

>> No.13648273
File: 471 KB, 1200x1703, xNgXyNNE_026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13648273

>> No.13648274
File: 466 KB, 1200x1703, xNgXyNNE_027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13648274

>>13648273

>> No.13648283
File: 445 KB, 1200x1703, xNgXyNNE_028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13648283

>>13648274
`Grassroot dorks

>> No.13650601
File: 460 KB, 1100x1200, 48402344_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13650601

>>13648273
>>13648274
>>13648283
It's a shame that there aren't any doujinshi focusing on Sekibanki that have been translated into English.

>> No.13652075

>>13648273
>>13648274
>>13648283
Source?

>> No.13652167

>>13652075
I forget the name but that doujin focuses on Shinmyoumaru and Seija. You should be able to find it with that info.

>> No.13652425

>>13630615
‘Safe trip,’ you will find when you have lived in Gensokyo for a while, is often a misappropriation. When we in the Outside World wish ourselves a safe trip, what we mean is not to get mugged in a sordid neighbourhood, or avoid getting plastered to the asphalt by a stray pickup truck. Things are quite not the same in Gensokyo, where only one place may be labelled ‘safe’ with any degree of confidence. This renders the ‘trip’ part of the expression rather useless, for any jaunt outside the village borders automatically becomes unsafe at best.

For Sekibanki, who was a youkai, and may travel more or less unimpeded, it was a force of habit. For me, a human (and, perhaps more importantly, a human after an episode involving a one little girl, a set of razor-sharp teeth, and one pair of pants too full for comfort), it was something of a sore point.

This was why, as I made the walk between our little house and the market in the middle of the Human Village, I decided to retake a couple points.

“So, not to get ahead of myself or anything,” I said, completely monotone, “but what about that festival next week? Any of your friends heading there?”

The Sekibanki head in my orbit sketched something that was likely a full-bodied cringe back home. “Must you?”

“Things ARE coming to a head at the council house, you know.”

“Your head-hanging attempts at humour aside,” the Seki-noggin sighed, “yes, they are. What of it?”

“Nothing,” I shrugged. “But I hope they’ll take their sake with moderation this time. We can hardly afford new cups. Or chairs. Or front doors. And that’s just off the top of my head. Heh.”

“Yick.”

(field too long)

>> No.13652428

>>13652425
There were heads turning around the street as the two of us put our heads together to even greater heights of heady wordplay (fine, I’ll stop), but I couldn’t say for sure whether it was our banter that drew their attention, or the fact of a floating Seki-nut doing the less willing half of it. There wasn’t anything odd about heads flying in Gensokyo, mind. But you’ll have to understand most of those heads didn’t talk as a rule, let alone partake in half-baked stand-up with random villagers.

At the very least it made for an interesting debate. How does a disembodied head manage the feat of talking anyway? To hear Sekibanki tell it once (drunkenly at the time), strong throat muscles did the trick. I can’t remember whether a conclusion was ever reached, for once I’d made my (also drunken) comment, I was soundly clocked by a rather less than composed Sekibanki, and knocked out. This has nothing to do with any of our destroyed chairs, by the way. Those came only afterwards.

But we were quickly closing in on the market, and the sounds of bustling and haggling brought me back from painful memories. Sekibanki was already scanning around like a little red-haired surveillance drone, and I thought for a second about buying some string to moor her to my wrist like a helium balloon. The next moment saw me regret not immediately following on the idea, as the Seki-head buzzed right into the crowd, leaving a trail of gasps and heart attacks in her wake.

I followed as fast as my earthed legs would take me. Sekibanki had a poor idea of money and economy, and an ever poorer grasp on the condition of our coffers.

>> No.13656064
File: 1014 KB, 500x281, fm2OY6O.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13656064

What with chuunis getting spanked?

>> No.13657526

>>13652428

Sekibanki beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor. I got back up and knocked her to the floor. She was being such a jackoff.

>> No.13661753
File: 216 KB, 500x338, 75e486c5dae0631fbacf4a75b57f42d7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13661753

>> No.13662232
File: 624 KB, 967x1280, d471224b26c42ea5b6609adebe6fd240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13662232

>>13661753
Let it die. Nobody else is gonna contribute.

>> No.13669867
File: 57 KB, 550x720, tmp_24096-e8e19662cfb069e178865b774b29552f818920113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13669867

>> No.13672144

>>13652428
"Hey, could you get that?" She would said, while eyeing some really expensive stuff, mostly food, sometimes furnitures from the Outside.
"I'm sorry, I can't" was the answer, usually followed by a five minutes pouting from Sekibanki, and then a ten minutes rant about how complicated humans were, how things were simpler with youkai.

"I'm sorry, I just cannot beat the owner and steal his food."
"Why not? Look at him, he's weak and thin-blooded, you can overpower him!"
"Seki, I'm not going to beat him just so that I can steal two steaks. Also, I already told you that smelling people's blood was rude."
"Maybe, but..."
The scene is completely irrealist. I'm in the line for the butcher shop, arguing with a flying head about whether or not I can beat the butcher for five minutes now.
And considering his angry stare, he finds the situation as funny as I do.

>>13662232
Just to prove you wrong faggot.

>> No.13678430

>>13672144
Let me guess, you're a repeated participant.

>> No.13680598

>>13678430
Pathetic
a
t
h
e
t
i
c

>> No.13685419

>>13408484
I was looking back at some music I was into a few years back and found that the guy got sex change operation and made a shitty solo album and his site domain had fellatio trivia trivia about these three types written in japanese and there were links to some jav amateur sites.

>> No.13685920
File: 1.33 MB, 1100x1200, 1424093115897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13685920

How many replacement heads should I order with my Sekibanki? I've heard that the heads get worn off pretty fast, but I don't want to order too many as I don't know how long I'm gonna keep her around.

>> No.13686172

>>13685920
If you don't abuse them, it should last you for life.

>> No.13686315

>>13686172
>If you don't abuse them
You're saying words, but they don't seem to mean anything.

>> No.13686361

>>13686315

>>13555906

>> No.13690380
File: 124 KB, 385x905, tmp_24700-d0af58937e0df9b04afa871d4a8f6cb2-1329110652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13690380

Meidobanki

>> No.13691958

>>13685920
The more I see that picture, the more I notice how lazy I was when I edited it.

>> No.13695946
File: 271 KB, 595x842, 222dd606588e4f455f02736bf4f1b0b8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13695946

>>13656064
Chuunis have childish power fantasies, and the only cure is to spank their butts until they come to their senses!

>> No.13696600
File: 1.39 MB, 4655x3000, sticky fingas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13696600

>>13695946
My god.

>> No.13696701
File: 119 KB, 1024x683, Thomas_the_tank_engine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13696701

>>13695946
>>13696600
Jezus christ, that guy can't draw fingers for shit.

>> No.13697629
File: 10 KB, 125x83, 1435311672274s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13697629

>>13695946
>>13696600
Jezus christ, that guy can draw thighs for shit.

>> No.13697694

>>13696701
>>13697629
moot?

>> No.13697804
File: 626 KB, 2649x2755, lulzingreimu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13697804

>>13696600

Filename.

>> No.13701100

>>13375791
Jesus Christ, I can't believe that this thread is still alive.
Not that it's a bad thing.

>> No.13704739

>>13701100
And still no spanking story or picture about Sekispanky.

>> No.13708225

>>13704739
Perhaps thine lady is too pure for such a tale.

>> No.13708634

>>13708225
Preposterous !
Thy slander irks me, begone before your time is timeout and thus your death is at hand!

>> No.13713814
File: 335 KB, 1600x1200, tmp_3386-49340042_p13-1368216168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13713814

>> No.13721035
File: 1.71 MB, 1300x1500, 3dba194277bbf27752ba07818839183b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13721035

>> No.13721301

fake rokurokubi

>> No.13721613

>>13721301
That's a nukekubi.

>> No.13721621

>>13721613
Which is a subspecies of rokurokubi. Lurk more.

>> No.13722105
File: 114 KB, 307x467, couple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13722105

Congratulations, /jp/!

>> No.13723258

>>13722105
Wow, creepy. No thanks.

>> No.13724910

>>13721621
Nice job shooting yourself.

>> No.13724967

You freaking autists will argue about anything.

>> No.13725038 [DELETED] 

>>13724967
Reported for off topic post.
All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests
Please read the rules before making a post. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>> No.13725212

>>13724967
Says the autist.

>> No.13729475

That thread needs more spanking.
And more Sekibanki.

>> No.13730193

>>13725212
Says the autist.

>> No.13734289
File: 597 KB, 495x800, tmp_9869-a231cb10754b6b94782104c8abd7cab7-1729760278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13734289

Please enjoy your Summerbanki.

>> No.13736299
File: 284 KB, 500x750, No.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13736299

>>13734289
How am I supposed to enjoy summer is Sekibanki is still wearing clothes?

>> No.13736303
File: 312 KB, 581x830, No.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13736303

>> No.13736437
File: 488 KB, 894x1144, 49353453_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13736437

>>13736303
This artist deserves to be more popular.

>> No.13738327
File: 145 KB, 1005x795, bankibeach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13738327

>>13734289

>> No.13738340

>>13736437
The umbrella is really well drawn and soft.

>> No.13740660

>>13738340
she's cute too.

>> No.13743880
File: 169 KB, 850x1202, sample-sekibaki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13743880

>> No.13744042

>>13743880
Why is she nervously thanking me for my work in that outfit? When would this situation ever happen?

>> No.13745817
File: 452 KB, 750x1043, 51296675_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13745817

Bellybanki

>> No.13749313

>>13745817
Go away namefag.

>> No.13749327

>>13749313

go away newfag

>> No.13749888
File: 1.87 MB, 939x1500, 27F8BF34388F79F02A440D82EF6CBC6DE5A3224E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13749888

>>13749327
>namefag thinks he can give orders
That's cute. It's like an inbred moron.

>> No.13754108

kind of worried for the banki.

>> No.13756220
File: 887 KB, 960x960, Sekibanki.full.1787020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13756220

When is the banki's birthday? You didn't forget, right? She would be so lonely at her party if you didn't come...

>> No.13756255

>>13756220
Showing up to a birthday party uninvited is the lowest of the low.

>> No.13758657
File: 566 KB, 600x847, 463e198ca339a930b6b06865c2aa8605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13758657

Bluebanki

>> No.13763082
File: 99 KB, 937x1000, meatbanki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13763082

>>13749888
Not even me m8

>> No.13763686
File: 1.39 MB, 1047x1863, tmp_8903-1436743490153-371673232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13763686

Helping Sekibanki with her calisthenics!

>> No.13769988
File: 193 KB, 1000x500, 51077335_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13769988

This thread's been here since April!

>> No.13770132

>>13769988
This site's been here since 2003!

>> No.13772416

>>13769988
Sekibanki is long lived!

>> No.13772417
File: 44 KB, 248x274, 1354226927065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13772417

>>13763082

>> No.13775907
File: 399 KB, 744x908, qt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.13783136
File: 53 KB, 537x711, tmp_13460-e46416e1ac9f4504b0f723c83540e7bb-2030502513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.13783200

The skullfuck touhou!

>> No.13784532
File: 122 KB, 540x720, 43546589780798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

would you a seki?

>> No.13786979

>>13784532
Yes.

>> No.13787126

taiyaki finally uploaded his Sekibanki story.

>> No.13788229

>>13787126
FINALLY?

>> No.13788237

>>13787126
Fucking liar. Go choke on a dick.

>> No.13788303

why in the fuck is this thread still up
sachiko tier autism

>> No.13789048
File: 782 KB, 1024x768, 2chuu4u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13789048

>>13788303

Chuunis.

>> No.13789323

I've always wanted to write stuff but I'm scared it'd end up shitty. How do I write not shitty stories?

>> No.13789350

>>13789323
By writing. Practice makes perfect.
Most writers think their work is sub-par or complete shit. How good something is depends on others opinions of it, not your own.

>> No.13790371

>>13789323
Like everything in life, it's practice, hard work, and staying motivated.
Everybody suck. The difference is that we don't see how Rowling's first manuscript looked like before her editor fixed it.

For all we know, it coulda been FF.net tier writing.

>> No.13790662
File: 195 KB, 670x800, 34563646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13790662

The eternal laser gunner still wandering through the night
Now it's 4 months later but she still keeps up the fight
In Gensokyo, in Hakurei , in Moriya and the Human Village.
Yukari heard the burst of Seki's laser gun and bought it

>> No.13790694
File: 58 KB, 520x754, reddit-inc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13790694

>>13789350

>> No.13790955

What was the story even supposed to be about again? I forgot.

>> No.13792444

>>13789323
There are two ways. One is to consume massive (and I do mean massive) amounts of written work to learn by osmosis. This still doesn't guarantee very good results, but is the easier way if you can't take the ego hit from criticism. The other way is to write. Simple as that.

>> No.13796149
File: 671 KB, 756x1128, 35548edc49fc785dab435a41d4f464fa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13796149

What would /jp/ feel about getting dommed by Sekibanki in various ways? Like being forced to lick her under her skirt and getting teased a lot?

>> No.13796330

>>13796149
I'm always up for getting dommed by cute Touhous.

Though in her case I'd be more interested in emotionless sex where I fuck her body on the couch while her head sits on the table watching TV uninterested in me.

>> No.13797057

*rubs seki's butT*

>> No.13799241
File: 221 KB, 848x1200, df66d320c0dc87c95d1203baf660eac9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13799241

>> No.13799259
File: 460 KB, 900x900, 1425954259630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13799259

>>13799241
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
_______________________________________________

___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________
_______________________

___:^)

>> No.13801562

>>13799241
really cute outfit

>> No.13801573

>>13799259
     YOU'RE     
       A       
     FAGGOT    

>> No.13802053

>>13801573
I'm sorry ;_;

>> No.13807170

>>13799259
chuu

>> No.13807834
File: 598 KB, 950x1050, 635633685ba1b71b8e02a222b28d47bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13807834

>>13807170
ni

>> No.13807856
File: 63 KB, 241x271, 1354338878597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13807856

>>13802053

>> No.13807963

>>13807834
I bet her vulva is really springy.

>> No.13808961

Another case of a namefag ruining a good thread with his samefagging.

>> No.13811688
File: 443 KB, 1040x682, tmp_21531-50156309_p71774316008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13811688

Shortybanki

>> No.13812634

>>13811688
They're all so short.

>> No.13813061
File: 241 KB, 640x1024, IMG_20150722_202146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13813061

>> No.13814498
File: 400 KB, 860x980, 45yu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13814498

>> No.13815323

>>13811688
Good to know I can rest my chin over Kagerou's head.

>> No.13817525

Die, ancient thread.

>> No.13817528

Your time is over.

>> No.13817531

Three months is enough.

>> No.13817539

Not like there was a story worth a damn in the entire thread.

>> No.13817549

These threads can be summed up in one word: Autism.

>> No.13817550
File: 61 KB, 200x260, 1376324405247.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13817550

Banki will not accept her fate quietly!

>> No.13817557

>>13817550
Oh, one last bump. I guess you get a two day extension to your lifetime.

>> No.13817701 [DELETED] 

Oh, forgot about this thread for a moment there. Time to kill it off.

>> No.13820813
File: 444 KB, 700x800, 50620730_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13820813

Good night, sweet prince.

>> No.13820848

>>13375791
Before this thread drops off the front page, I wanna say that whenever I saw OP's picture, I always felt the desire to mount Seki and fill her womb with my sticky semen while I tease her tits and we trade saliva.

That is all.

>> No.13821374
File: 285 KB, 1000x1000, 50896004_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13821374

Is it finally time for the banki thread to be put to the shinigami's scythe?

>> No.13821614

>>13821374
What happened in your life while this thread was alive?

I moved halfway across the country and fell into a deep depression for most of May, June and July.

>> No.13821657

>>13821614
I got a concealed weapons permit!

I never go out, though.

>> No.13822010

>>13821614
I moved from my parent's house to my own flat and started training as a nurse.

>> No.13822119
File: 352 KB, 899x1200, tmp_7879-70aed476f4a2197834d33590140211f7-5162478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13822119

>>13821614
I completed my courses for for my degree.

Still lonely and depressed.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action