/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13785693
OP, you're making it pretty hard for me to hate succubutts right now.
God I want to cuddle that.

>>13785693
First to praise the sun

>>13785693
I want to bury my face in her heart

SNAKE

WOMEN

Reminder that your waifu loves you.

>>13785702
What does Lucky Star have to do with anything?

>>13785693
We're supposed to hate these? We're supposed to hate succubutts?
Because that's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

>>13785707
But which one?
There's at least three heart-shaped trinkets on her.

>>13785688
Who do you think put her in that sticky situation?

>>13785713
She gonna get picked up and cuddled.

>>13785678
>"Today wasn't a safe day, you know." She grins, "What if you got me pregnant?"
>"Why do you sound so pleased?"
>"Who knows."
>You begin to go soft, and she unhooks her leg, slides your cock out of her thoroughly creampied pussy, and slides her panties back over her lips, keeping your load inside.
>She tucks your flaccid cock back into your pants affectionately, and does the zipper up
>You reluctantly pull your hands away from her ass.
>"Aww, what's that look for? Did you enjoy a stranger raping you so much?"
>You blush at her chiding words, and go to turn your head away, when she catches your chin, and pulls you into a deep kiss as the train doors open
>"I enjoyed it too." She slips a business card into your front pocket, "Here's my number. Give it a call if you ever want me to rape you again <3"
>The stranger leaves and the carriage empties, leaving you alone until the next stop. You take the card out and look at the number. With a grin, you slip it into your wallet.

Damn. I wanna fuck a dullahan.

>>13785710
Uh-huh

>>13785703
My brother!

>>13785721
Pastebin?

>>13785721
You're doing the works of saints anon.

>>13785721
I agree. They should be loved.

>>13785710
Ya.

>>13785715
All of them
I want to motorboat each of those hearts on her top and work my tongue inside the little cut on her crotch
All the while her legs are locked behind my neck

>>13785730
http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq
Here y'are.

>>13785745
I can't get into ryouna stuff.
>>13785747
Thanks.

>>13785747
So, somehow, I actually figured it was you. How the fuck. Thanks, either way.

>>13785754
>>13785753
No probs. Glad you enjoyed it.

I asked last thread, but it died before I could get a response, Should I try to write something up for the brush gods who aren't Amaterasu? I feel like we're missing out on some prime material.
I can't promise it'd be good but hey, I can try.

>>13785753
Ryouna is a good girl who loves you and just wants you to call her a dirty whore and spank her till she's red.

I want a Kraken Onee-san who'll help me beat Ecco the Dolphin, and reassure me the ocean isn't as scary as the game makes it out to be.

Later she decides to read me some Lovecraft as a bedtime story.

>>13785782
Just do it.

>>13785782
Listen to Shia Labeouf
>>13785797

>>13785782
Do it, can't wait to see what you do with the mechanical owl bosses.

Captcha, stop making me pick soda as drinks.

>>13785797
JUST

>>13785797
>>13785808
Okay then.

Yomigami is the first of Amaterasu's handmaidens, the Brush Goddesses, and the most loyal. As a mortal, she was a Ryu who admired Amaterasu and her mystical Celestial Brush. In an attempt to draw the attention of her idol, she trained for years to master the Rejuvenation technique. Now the Head Priestess of Amaterasu's temple, she leads the faithful in prayer like a mother would lead her children. She was rather surprised to learn how free-spirited Amaterasu is however, and wishes that her mistress would be more "Ladylike" from time to time.

>>13785825
>who admired Amaterasu and her mystical Celestial Brush
More like her mystical Celestial Bush, amirite?

>>13785789
I want a lizardgirl onee-san to hug me tight and tell me she'll protect me from anything after I complete the intro sequence of Ecco the Dolphin!

>>13785789
>some Lovecraft
Will it be Shadow Over Innsmouth?

>>13785854
I want a dolphingirl to wrap her prehensile rape clitoris around my arm!

>>13785862
>prehensile rape clitoris
>around my arm
You want to fist poor Dolphin-chan?

>My blade is a tool of justice, not to be used in anger, not to be used for vengeance...
>But this is not my sword!
Uh-oh, a wild chuuni appears!

>>13785869
>dolphin
>poor
Don't believe their lies anon, their the Ushi-Onis of the sea. And they hunt in packs.

>>13785872
If she's the kind who quotes MGR, then she's my kinda chuuni.

>>13785872
I out chunni her
>"I am the shadows! I am a whisper in the night! I am the doubt in the souls of men! I am your death!

>>13785872
[X] Become the Darku Flamu Mastah, beat her in a fight, make her wear a maid uniform and clean my house.

>>13785879
I could post that gif where a dolphin proceeds to pleasure himself with a fish.
But I'll just post a dolphin who met his match instead.
>>13785881
Then would you tell her you played college ball?

>>13785789
>Kraken Onee-san takes you into her boat
>She takes you far far out into the middle of the ocean
>No life around you at all, absolute stillness and blue
>Darkness lies deep below you
>"Alrighty Anon, come swim with me!"

>>13785882
>>13785883
Now here's men of ability and favorable disposition.

Reminder that a Will O' The Wisp is forever!

>>13785825
I've got some steam going, next fw goddesses on this one.

Tachigami was once a mere Mousegirl, wandering Zipangu searching for warriors to clash swords with. One day she found Amaterasu, and challenged her to a fight. Their clash lasted seven days, and by the end of it Tachigami was thoroughly and utterly defeated. Impressed and inspired by Amaterasu's strength, Tachigami vowed to create a weapon beautiful enough to amaze the white wolf. She spent nearly a decade travelling the world for the finest materials she could find, refining them into a single sword that glowed like the moon, and sung through the air when swung and could cut through steel as if it were wet paper. It is said that her blade tapped into the power of Amaterasu herself, and granted Tachigami the power of the Power Slash brush technique. Now one of Amaterasu's handmaidens, Tachigami trains those who wish to learn the art of swordplay, though to prevent her students from dying on day one she never trains them with her own sword.

Sakigami, Hasugami, and Tsutagami form the trio of goddesses known as the Hanagami Trio. They were once Kakuen Bandits, who would steal into villages at night and pilfer whatever valuables they could find, as well as robbing adolescent villagers of their virginities while they slept. One night they failed to watch where they were going, and fell into a deep pit. There they would have died were it not for Amaterasu, who saved their lives. Using the powers of Greensprout, Amaterasu conjured vines to pull them out of the pit, and then healed the earth beneath their feet. The three were so impressed, they swore to repent for their evil ways right there, and begged Amaterasu for a task to complete for penance. Amaterasu made them the caretakers of the forest they had gotten lost in, and said that when they truly understood the forest, they would be forgiven for their crimes.
cont.

>>13785872
Why is this fluffy wild pup saying such silly things.

She needs to go back to being my new pillow.

>>13785886
>All that vast nothingness

been almost a month and still only halfway through coffee story

fuuuuck

>>13785872
I think everybody has missed the point. If that sword is not hers, then whose is it, and does she have permission to use it?
>>13785897
That's the sea, anon. Go take a dip.

>>13785872
>quoting men
>quoting girly boys at that

That's it, I'm locking her in her room and she won't come back out until she gets Pure Platinums on every level of Bayonetta 1 and 2. And she's not allowed to skip cutscenes.

>>13785886
There's no telling what terrors lie in those murky depths!

>>13785886
This is why I can never be with an aquatic monster girls. There's a reason humans have a natural phobia of the ocean, we are not meant to go there.

>>13785901
Coffee story?
>>13785904
>girly boys
Raiden was only an angsty bishie in the old days. Now he's Robutt Samurai Cyborg Ninja Jack the Ripper.
>>13785909
Then explain my fondness for swimming and especially diving.

>>13785909
That's what they want you to think. For all we know, there's treasure and mermaids down there.

>>13785906
>no telling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzdIaBnckg

>>13785872
The only way to beat the chuuni is to out chuuni her
Unfortunately, I must dwell into the deepest chambers of my self-concious and release the beast who once controlled this body. But if it means to have her bow to her superior then so be-Fuck, I'm remembering things now. No. Go back. I regret my decision!

>>13785886
Is there an Anglerfish Monstergirl?

>>13785922
Embrace who you truly are, anon. We can rule together!

>>13785919
I don't care what's down there, I'm either staying on land or going upwards, not downwards.

>>13785926
There's one in MGQ, but it's shit.

>>13785926
In MGQ. It's what you think it is.

>>13785930
>going upwards
Anon, I... that's even worse.

>>13785872
>"Behold, for my body IS justice!"
>proceed to pull up the sleeves on your shirt to reveal bandages with sharpee runes on them
>"It calls for me to test you!"

and then cue twenty minutes of chuunis chasing each other on a playground with attack names and oral sound effects

>>13785933
A girl in a suit that looks like an anglerfish?

>>13785930
>He thinks space, the great unknown, is safer then the deep
LaughingCheshires.jpg

>>13785938
What was the name of that brothel in Monster Girl City where all the Girls there were Chuuni?

'The Demon Lord's Castle' or something like that.

>>13785938
With the MGK kids acting as either minions or typical fighting shounen reaction-shot fodder and commentators?

>>13785940
Yes, plus the part where are males are absorbed into her body.

>>13785929
No. Let me forget. I don't want to remember!
And here I thought I was good with kids

>>13785943
There's no sharks in space.

>>13785942
I can't recall.

>>13785948
The MGK kids are watching on and cheering and afterwards ask if they can be JUSTICE too

>>13785956
If you're not with me, you're against me. Stupidity is only cured in the grave.

>>13785958
S̶t̶r̶e̶e̶t̶ Space Sharks!

>>13785788
Ryouna go back to /skg/, you're not fooling anyone

>>13785960
Fool! You think you can defeat me? You're nothing but a lowly ignoramus who thinks challenging a superior won't count as suicide but an honourable death
I will make sure you learn what being beaten feels like. Painfull-Fuck, I can't do this for too long. Short bursts

>>13785958
You're more likely to die by a coconut or a car crash.

>>13785958
>There's no sharkes in space
LaughingCheshiresinvitingovertheirManticorefriends.jpg

>>13785968
Short bursts, as befits and old coot like you! Give it up old man, you can't keep up!

>>13785966
Never!
She's an angel Anon!
She just wants you fierce, hard love!

>>13785965
What's the striped one supposed to be?

I see a hammerhead, a blue, and a great white shark.

I'm just overthinking it, aren't i?

>>13785935
>>13785943
Space is cool, the oceans are not.

>>13785981
probably a tiger shark or something

>>13785973
You truly wish to die? You will have no pity, for a fool like you deserves no mercy
May you die as you lived: A speck
That's it for me. My head's hurting and I'm remembering things which deserved to be forgotten

>>13785989
Running away, are you? Looks like I'm going to have to use THAT...

>>13785968
>>13785989

Search deep within yourself, anon! Reach into your spirit and discard your mortal limits! Believe in yourself whose soul strikes harder than mjolnir itself!

This is going to be like an episode of nichibros, isnt it.

>>13785992
She's fast!

>>13785999
Tsk... nothing personnel, pops. You just couldn't share my vision... of the new world!
>To be continued...

>>13785992
Oh please; amuse me. You're boasting is beginning to bore me

>>13785998
Morality keeps me sane.
Probably.

>>13785892
>cont
The sisters waited in the forest for years, watching, learning, and adapting to the ways of the forest until eventually they were able to master the techniques of Greensprout and became Brush Goddesses. Much more serene than their old selves, they tend to the gardens of Amaterasu's temple as well as the forest they were reborn in. They're still quite lustful however, be careful around them.

I'm kinda burnt out right now, I'll make more later.

>>13785992
>"Five minutes. That's all I need to make you cum."

>>13785965
>tfw No Battletoads-esque game with Sharkgirls

>>13785999
Wait! It's not her speed! She must be using the chaos emer-
>My name is shadow

>>13786015
You ruined it.

>>13786015
We gotta
Get
Those
Emeralds

>>13786016
Good.

>>13786017
No.

No please don't.

>>13786014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWh0M3b-20

Battlesharks.

>>13786022
What's wrong, Anonymous? Can't you be all that you wa- be all you wa- be- fuck. How'd it go again?

Can someone repost Wendigo fanart for a friend pls.

>>13786035
>you have friends

>>13786024
Been a long time since I've heard Duane and Brando.
Huh.

>>13786035
>Friends
All of it? Because most is by Sketch-kun and Loen did one
Good god I have to organize this folder

>No ruski space cat to say
>"Let me just get out of dis cosmonaut uniform, and I will make love to you like Siberian tiger."

>>13786014
Speaking of Battletoads...
That boss theme in Shovel Knight.

>>13786049
What does this have to do with Monster Girls?

>>13786045
>Wanting to fuck commie scum

>>13786053
Uhm...Uhh...
I just wonder what mole-girls would be like, you know?

>>13785884
I'd tell her that we've both heard enough speeches about higher causes by now.

>>13786057
Checks out, carry on.

>>13786054
>Not fucking a commie so hard she starts singing The Star Spangled Banner halfway through

>>13785884
M-Miss you can't hold the Dolphins!

>>13786054
Fat capitalist has problem? Tell me about it, though I am surprise chubby fingers can reach greasy keyboard. Not like glorious communist patriot whose fingers glide like graceful swan, unburdened by fatty capitalist foods, thriving only on nationalism. Is problem small dick? Da, I understand you problem. Is hard to stack up to mighty communist missile. Dick so small, procreate is like sciccoring, eh? blblblblb

>>13785884

>>13786068
But I'm Canadian anon.

Good night Anons.
Stay cool and don't burn down the thread.

>>13786079
And a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady.

>>13786086
Rude.

I want to tell a cheshire cat to stay back, I have allergies!

>>13786089
Canada is basically a Chinese province. He's just trying to make you feel more at home.

>>13786095
God damn fuck the Chinese, world would be better without them.

I want to sneak up on a CC Succubus, run my hand slowly up her thick thighs into her short business skirt, rest my head gently on her shoulder, lightly nibbling on her ear, and whisper sensually into her ear "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."

>>13786102
This is a good way to get her to perform an 'employee evaluation' on you.

>>13786102
>>13786107
What's so appealing about business attire? Seems pretty lame to me.

>>13786107
>Working for monster girls
>Ever

Who would be that fucking stupid?

>>13786107
I honestly don't understand the attraction to breasts that look like they're going to tear off under their own weight.

>>13786100
Get off /jp/, mom.

>>13786115
It's easy money, and you can get a raise if you know how to put your skills to use.

>>13786112
Business attire is hot as fuck. Good question though, I don't really know why it's so hot. Maybe it's the black stockings. Or the tight skirt. Or the snazzy blaiser and unbuttoned shirt with deep deep cleavage.

>>13786107
I-I'm not interested in an employee evaluation though, I'd just like to banepost...

>>13786133
It's because formal clothes usually hug the body tightly, giving you a preview of the whole figure while also still being formal clothing.

Would a matangos gills be sensitive?

>>13786151
Careful, you rub them too much and she's going to ahegao and the spores will go everywhere.

>>13786043
Yes pls. Those.

>>13786172
Because I'm nice

>>13786182
"It feels like... Someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!"

>>13786182
I would just give you Sketch's imgur, but I seem to have lost it
And by lost it I mean I don't feel like going through my history because I forgot to favourite it

>>13786182
Cute

>Wendigo and her husband move to the suburbs
>Have a daughter
>Ask you to babysit her once
>She's infatuated with you now
>Loli Wendigo following you everywhere you go

Every monster can be improved with tits larger than her head

>>13786172
Here's Loen's, should you not already have it.

>>13786191
I tell her I'm only into Ara Ara girls, Christmas Cakes, and essentially girls that are older than me. I don't do younger girls.

Sorry, but she will never ever have my love. Never ever. I mean, we can be friends but that's as far as she'll ever get.

>>13786188
I think that should be it

>>13786182
>>13786188
>>13786193
>>13786196
Thank you very much.

Do you guys happen to have any for Werebat for myself? Not just looking for SFW...she is very top MG.

>>13786210
Wrebat. Ooh, that's a tough one. She doesn't exactly have a lot
Or any for that matter

>>13786168
Just the way I like it.

>>13786182
>Little Wendigo follows an adventurer
>Tries to be sneaky, but she's too small & clumsy
>Poking out from rocks
>Tripping over her cloak
>Leaving all sorts of tracks
>Adventurer can see her a mile away, but doesn't let on
>Conveniently looks away if she trips
>Leaves out snacks for her whenever he goes into his tent for the night
>One night, just grabs her from in his tent
>Isn't mean about it, just gives her the cuddles she wants
>Wendigo is too embarrassed & hides her red face in her cloak
>'B-but I was supposed to catch you, b-baka'

>>13786210
Just one.

How do you make a monster girl cry?

I want to relentlessly bully Hathor.

>>13786280
Werebat is easy mode.

Put her in sunlight.

>>13786280
Tell her you want a son

>>13786280
Throw a dog girl's stuff while saying "Fetch, girl!"

Bugs are the best. I want to cuddle all the bugs.

>>13786280
I like my women flatter
I felt sick writing that

>>13786280
Why would you do that?

>>13786280
Take a Wurm's precious thing and put it somewhere high up.
Tell her that if she could fly, she could get it back. But she can't, since she's not a real dragon.
Then we all crowd around her and laugh about how she is in fact not a real dragon.

>>13786280
Tell her the pregnancy test was negative again

How do you feel about a kuu-yan meido?
what about a yandere amazon

Screencap Complete.

Mini-Anubis > Fairies

>>13786289
Why would you bully the second best goddess?

>>13786310
And then she just bulldozes whatever you put her precious thing on top of

After that, she turns on you, putting your pelvis through the floorboards while repeating 'Who's a real dragon now?' like a psycho yandere

How are you anon, I believe you wanted to talk about getting a raise?

>>13786331
Who are you and what did you do with Kyle?

>>13786331
Y-Yes ma'am. I don't mind working longer hours, or anything, but I really need a raise to help keep up with the rent! Please ma'am, I'd do anything!

>>13786328
>Who's a real dragon now?
Neither of you are real dragons.

>>13786280
Ask her how much she weighs or how old she is!

>>13786331
Yeah, my landlord just cranked up my rent and no-one else is hiring right now. I need the extra cash boss, I'm willing to work overtime. Please, my only other option is going to work at a cuddle club and I don't want to do that.

>>13786280
Tell her she's incapable of love, her desire to rape and marry men on sight is an instinct ingrained in her by the CG and the DL and she can't go against it because she's a dumb animal lower than a human

>>13786280
Tell a tanuki she ain't worth the change in my pocket!

>>13786331
You're god damn right I did, do you know how hard it is being the only male surrounded by Elves?

How do you feel about a kuu-yan meido?
How about a yandere amazon
Roll here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Have fun~

>>13786341
Well, you've certainly put in the effort here, so a raise wouldn't be out of the question. The only real work that you could do to earn it, though, is as my personal assistant. You'll be on-call for anything I need, and I won't lie, it can put a strain on you. The last guy couldn't keep it up and had to be let go. But if you think you can handle it, I'll give you a trial period.

>>13786403
Third time gonna be the charm?

>>13786403
What are you rolling numbers for?

>>13786403
>https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
You served me well when rolling for my Death Watch character.

How do you feel about a kuu-yan meido?
How about a yandere amazon?
Roll here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Have fun~
They say the third time's the charmsorry

>>13786429
I'm gonna regret this
>Same Age
>Deep Tan
>Blue Eyes
>Blonde
>D cup
>8 on the ass roll
>Wealthy politician's daughter
>Airhead
>Olympic level Athlete
>Interested in cooking and likely knows how to hide date rape drugs in everything she cooks.
>Very tall
>Average weight
>Muscular
>Self-Aware
>Secret arsenal of firearms and weapons
>Starts talking slowly and deliberately
Okay, I'm scared now. But maybe she'll be a docile type of monstergirl and I'll be able to ha-
>Cupid
Farewell my virginity.
Help me.

>>13786429
Sure why not.

>Will-o-the-Wisp
Oh dis gun be gud.

>Older than me
>Tanned skin
>Black eyes
>Red hair
>Shorter than me
>Average D-Cup breasts and average ass from a bit of chub
>Was an Orphan
>Seems shy
>Olympic-level Athletic
>Interest in weapons and the occult
>Has an armory of firearms and nigh every killing implement on Earth
>Mastered her ghostly powers to the point that her soul is immortal and invincible, and she can bend reality to her whims
>Is involved in a major crime ring
>Not that crazy at least?
>Until she starts frantically whispering and muttering to herself...

So...how boned am I?

>"Honey, I realize you spent alot of money on these new headphones, and want me to see what they are like, but I don't think this is going to work...":


What kind of everyday items would MGs have problems with?

Clawtip stylus for large claw hands to use tablets and phones?

>>13786336
Anon what are you talking about?

>>13786516
>Yandere Will-o-the Wisp.
You're pretty boned anon. If she thinks someone else might take you she might just kill you and bind your soul to her so she can rape you for eternity. Since you're both ghosts, that would mean that she'd still be going after the heat death of the universe.

Hey it could be worse. She could be aware of the fourth wall like the one I rolled is.

>>13786429
>Doppelganger
Things are looking good so far.
>She's younger then me
>Deeply tanned, with yellow eyes and black hair
>She's flat and has a below average ass
>She's an orphan
>She's a doormat and a super genius
>She's into martial arts and survivalism
>Very short and average weight
>Has stupid anime hair
>Has MPD
>Uses a sword
>Tells are biting her thumb and ripping her clothing

>>13786521
Harpies using anything, especially stoves

>>13786429
>Cupid
This will be good.
>Younger
>Tanned
>Blue eyes
>Red hair
>Average bust
>Unimpressive ass
>Poor w/ large family
>Shy and untalkative
>Very intelligent
>Into science
>Couple heads taller
>Average weight
>Long legs
>Multiple personalities
>Scalpels as weapon
>Tells: Pulling on her clothing, runs crying into a corner asking for me
I fear for my life if she ever goes into her murder personality, I can't outrun that. At least she has legs, shame about the Tio ass.

>>13786429
>Wererabbit
>10 years older, very pale, blue eyes, blue hair, F or G cups, average ass, much shorter than me, with an average weight
>Daughter of a politician, who is seen as a doormat with average int and athletics
>Interested in the Occult, minor knowledge of magic: Time traveler
>Involved in a major crime ring
>Uses vials of acid and a kitchen knife while taking photos of everything
Oh no. Well, her chest is way, way too big, but most of the other stuff sounds cool. Especially that time traveling bit. An older wererabbit traveling through time to always be with me.

>You will never adventure through a monster girl infested Zone in search of artifacts and riches.

>>13786429
>Ryu
>Older
>Tanned
>Blue eyes
>Blonde hair fading to white
>E-cup
>Smaller than average butt
>Foreigner
>Tsundere
>Olympic athlete /fit/
>Gun nut with a small armory
>Head taller
>Average weight
>Soft skin
>She has her weather powers & dragon features, as well as... She's immortal
>Self-hating
>Subrolls: Shit-ton of guns; Slow, deliberate talk & hysterical laughter

That's a very sad yandere. Like, just based off the physical features, I'd hit that. the personality sounds fun, but the self-hating is kind of sad. And since she's immortal, she can't end it
>Ryu takes a comment the wrong way
>'Oh. So that's how things are. I understand.'
>slithers off to her shop
>Hear a gunshot go off
>Rush to the room
>She's on the floor, crying while laughing like a maniac
>There's a revolver in her hand
>'Why can't I make the pain stop, darling?'

>>13786429
Rolled like 5 non monster girls, then Deruella, then several nothing would work for so I'm just gonna go Holstaur.
>Younger by 5 years making her 14
>Deeply tanned
>Brown or Black eyes
>Black hair
>Small be sensitive breasts, I'm going with small by Holstaur standards
>Not much ass
>She's rich
Keep getting low numbers for some reason, though I guess it fits with how young she is.
>Innocent, doesn't know much about the world
>Isn't smart or strong but is hiding her strength and speed
>Loves guns and tactics
>A little shorter than me
>Skinny
>Crazy hair style
Here's where shit always goes bad.
>Self-aware ai
>Signature weapon is some magic bullshit
>Tell is she starts fondling a weapon
Not bad but not good either. Could have been, and usually is, much worse but still not very waifuable.

>>13786429
>5 years older
>tanned
>dark eyes
>black hair
>b cup
>10/10 ass
>foreigner
>super horny
>hiding her extreme intellect
>reads about weapons/tactics
>much taller
>a bit chubby
>roll adds 2 to her ass for a 12/10
>dark sclera/unusual pupils
>super clingy
>wields a scalpel
>constant whispering
Help
>Kraken
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

>>13786429
After rolling too many non-mamono pages, I said fuck it and went with my waifu instead.

>Apophis
>Same Age
>She's an Apophis, so skin, eyes, and hair don't apply
>D-Cup
>Level 2 Ass
>She's a foreigner. Yes! Accents! Foreign Languages! All of that shit.
>She is shy, but really smart
>She reads books. Mainly books on sports.
>5 in height, but does that really matter when she's a lamia?
>Slightly chubby. Does she sport nerd braids?
>Has freckles. How the fuck is this so lucky?
>8 on Yandere
Willing to Inception herself to prove that she's just dreaming that I love her.
>Uses needles
>Her way of showing how crazy she is is by coming on to me hard

I will love her til the day she dies.
Or rather, tries to die, in which case, I save her, and we love each other til the day we both die.

>>13786429
Alright let's do this!
>Same age
>Tanned
>Blue eyes
>Brown hair
>F or G cup boobs
> Level 8 Ass
> Orphan back story
>She's shy
>Got a 4, She's hiding her speed for a critical moment
>She's really into computers, and because of back story is also into survivalism
> About a head shorter than me
>about average weight
>My Yandere has freckled
>I got a 15 meaning she thinks she has some kind of supernatural connection to me.
>her weapon is a long sword/Katana
>Got 2 for the tell table, she will get really irresponsibly angry, and Will Narrate everything she's thinking about at a given time.

So how dead am I /jp/ ?

Why the fuck did you faggots turn this thread into pure greentext all of a sudden?

Jesus, why.

>>13786672
are you a werebat anon

>>13786641
That is a horrifyingly appropriate Kraken
>Pins you down with her tentacles
>Cuts you out of your clothes with a knife
>Whispers in your ear as she teases the blade along your skin
>Ara ara, anon
>Can you feel the fear setting your skin on fire?
>Making you aware of my every touch?
>My skin on yours?
>The blade walking the edge between pleasure and pain as it ignites your nerves?

>>13786676
My Little Anon Can't Be This Weak To Sunlight Writing!

>>13786429
>Manticore
Well, this can only be good.
>Same age, tanned, blue eyes, black hair, average bust, average ass, head shorter, skinny
>Disabled, Mute
>Normal seeming
>Slut for my dick
>Olympic level athlete
>Crazy about TV, owns a famous news blog site
>Crazy about looking at me
>Uses a blunt object, grabs my arm and won't let go as a tell
Help.

You know what would be cute? If instead of a man fawning over the hair of a kejourou, a keourou was fawning over a guy with long hair.
Just as girls like to have their hair played with (brushed, braided, etc.) , there are long-haired guys who like to have their hair played with, too.

>>13786429

Werewolf
Age: Same
Skin: Very pale
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black
Breasts: E-cup
Ass: Aw shit.
Background: Loner(2x interests)
Personality: Proper
Intelligence and Athletics: Average
Interests: Books(TV), occult(1x magical)
Height: Much taller
Weight: Average
Phyiscal Feature: Freckles
Magical Feature: Time-traveler
Insanity: Religious(1x weapon, 1x tell)
Weapon: Naginata
Tells: Frantic whispering

A time traveling werewolf who thinks I'm a god, huh? I don't see any way this could go wrong!

>>13785693
>Succubutt
My favorite kind of butt.

>>13786429
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Slime
>age 1
>skin 10
>eyes 1
>hair 6
>breast 7
>ass 4
>background 1
>personality 8
>intelligence n strength 8 2
>interest 7 6
>height 6
>distinct features 13
>magic features 11
>sanity 18
>weapon 4
>tell 16 9 20

Well.. I don't even like yanderes anyway

>>13786429
>Hell hound.
Hoo boy
>Older
>Dark/Black Skin
>Purple eyes
>Blond Hair
>Small but sensitive breasts
>Ass is a 10/10
>Deceivingly normal
>Shy, quiet
>Intelligent
>Occult interests
>My height
>Chubby
>Soft skin with a perfect face
>Psychic mindreader
>Believes in a supernatural connection from a past life
>Uses Vials of Acid
>Spouts random numbers and Bites her thumb so hard it bleeds for her Tell.

So... I get an older crazy Hellhound that is convinced, and likely correct that we have a connection from my past life. She's intelligent, and unassuming and can read minds. Well, she has a 10/10 ass, so I'm happy. Maybe we can invest in some holst milk for her flat chest, and fuck so often she loses some weight.

What does a crazy person do when you fuck with their tells/ Like if you brought some kinda cool claw ring that covers her thumb so that when she bites she doesn't actually hurt herself.

>>13786855
You die.

>>13786855
I lost brain cells trying to decipher what you were asking.

>>13786888
Was it worded that poorly? Like, if a girl's tell is biting her thumb till it bleeds, and you buy her something to protect her thumb, what would she do?

>>13786896
Actually, a common solution for nail biters (men or women) is to apply nail polish. It taste foul. This is essentially negative reinforcement. More than likely, the behavior receded when there is no longer any satisfaction in the act.

>>13786910
I had that used on me for a while. I just ignored the taste, or licked it off, and washed my mouth out and went back to biting.

>>13786429
>Wendigo
>22 years old
>Deeply tanned skin
>Black eyes
>Black hair
>E-cup
>Average ass
>Orphan
>Dark and sad personality
>Very athletic
>Interested survival in magic 'may be a supernatural creature hiding from you' is appropriate.
>Much shorter and chubby, 2 or 3 heads shorter than 6 feet, hooray for shortstacks.
>Disabled, going to go with mute, because that's cute for a Wendigo.
>Psychic, the power of Wendigo magic I guess.
>Self-aware and wants the computer screen gone, oh good lord h

>>13786916
Short of a gun, nothing can really stop anyone who is truly determined. I know a couple of people who have had success. But to answer the question, the block would either eventually fix the problem or it would transfer to something else.

>>13786935
So long anon, we hardly knew ye. You lucky bastard.

>>13786939
Thumb biting isn't the worst it could be. I wonder if stopping her would even be worth it. She might move onto cutting.

>>13786952
I doubt it. This is more than likely a mouth fixation, like thumb sucking. This isn't really the place to discuss this, but if this hypothetical person is real, I'd bring it up to a physician if it gets to the point of bleeding regularly.

>>13786970
>but if this hypothetical person is real, I'd bring it up to a physician if it gets to the point of bleeding regularly.
No, this is all based on that yandere chart. The mouth fixation is interesting though. Imagine a possessive Ghoul yandere.

I want to row a boat into sea and be a rapebait bishie, waiting for a Kraken to abduct a "poor weak little sailor like me!"

Bah, I don't get the yandere thing. I'd rather someone be loving and caring, rather than obsessive and crazy.

>>13786999
You're more likely to attract Nereids rowing around in a little dingy. Need a sailing ship at least to get the krakken's attention, she lives so far down she has to hear it.

>>13787010
Well I'm too far out at sea to go back. I'd just tell the Nereids to buzz off, I need big tough dominant girls.

Actually, I'd probably ask them nicely if they could get a nice Kraken to come up here and rape me already.

>>13787019
Well, they would, but they're just distracting you so the ones below the boat can finish drilling the holes.

>>13787031
How rude! Why are they doing such a cruel thing? I'd tell them to stop that at once or else!

>>13787035
Well, the boat is sinking now. Are you going to let the fishy women save you or not? You don't really have a choice.
This is why you think things through. Haven't seen someone so underprepared since that one anon that went into the jungle wearing flipflops and no supplies.

>>13786999
>Poor weak sailor

As a Sailor you are an affront to me.

Would a Kraken be wooed by a rugged Sailor risking his life out at sea during a heavy storm to save a kitten?

>>13787009
But a yandere is all four of those!

>>13787090
What the hell is a Kitten doing out at sea, any sailor knows cats are bad luck.

Cats and women are not to be allowed on ships. They cause bad luck.

Also maybe.

>>13787105
>cats are bad luck
Polydactyls were actually considered good luck and very good at keeping their balance on a ship.

>>13787119
And catching ship-stowing rats and other rodents.

>>13787119
Huh, I was always taught different.

Then again they were all superstitious as shit. I knew one guy who had to knock on a door frame three times before entering and leaving a room, he also had to get on and off the boat twice before he actually left.

I miss being a fisherman.

>>13787130
How do rats even get on a ship?

>>13787130
Which made them very good things to have on a ship.

>>13787135
They sneak on through various means when you're at port.

>>13787135
They smell rotting food and hang out at the docks because of the fish factories so when ships get in they sneak into their holds and eat rotten fish that's left over.

>>13787131
>Then again they were all superstitious as shit. I knew one guy who had to knock on a door frame three times before entering and leaving a room, he also had to get on and off the boat twice before he actually left.
That's just OCD

>>13787137
What are these various means? Can't any gangplank be risen? do they scurry up the ropes?

>>13787141
Ropes mostly, you need to tie the ship off at a dock pillar.

>>13787144
I'm a little surprised they didn't just hire homeless kids to smack rats off the ropes all night.

>>13787150
They wouldn't trust anyone near their ships.

And its not really a big deal anymore either I used to catch rats when I was little whenever my father went to work on the boats.

I remember he came home one days with a giant rat that he caught. I named it Templeton, had that thing for 3 years before it died.

>>13786429
> Monstergirl: Apophis
> Age: Younger
> Phenotype: Deep Tanned, Brown/Black Eyes, Brown/Black Hair
> Body Type: D Cup, Big Butt
> Origin: Foreigner
> Personality: Airheaded
> Intellect/Athletics: Track Team
> Interest: Programmer (Installed Backdoor on my own computers)
> Height: Several Heads Taller than me
> Weight: Skinny
Distinctive Traits: Related by Blood
Magical Traits: Vampire
Insanity: Destined
Weapon: Supernatural/Magic
Tell: Fondling Weapon, Rip Hair

Luckily I do not leave the house too often to begin with.

So the story this Anubutt is from is pretty good. Kind of a shame she falls into the whole 'lego' trope, though.

So what kind of monster girls do you think would live in your town?
Probably nothing but a few harpies and maybe a kikimora or two for me.

>>13787220
Bit of everything. Oregon is pretty diverse.

>>13787220
Fukkin, trashy low brow second rate lesser succubi everywhere. And bicorns.

>>13787220
Maybe, centaurs, I guess...If the whole bluegrass thing is to be believed.

>>13787226
The problem with my town is that I live in Miami, but not any of the interesting parts. The beach, the trendy shopping district, and the hipster art district are all 20 minute drives away in different directions. The place where I live is basically just a normal boring small town.

Although the town one over is a bird sanctuary (you can literally see wild peacocks in the trees and perched on houses), so I imagine they'd get all sorts of harpies.

>>13787231
Detroit?

>>13787239
Mount Druitt, aus.

>>13787220
Wendigo, Yeti, Werewolves, Wood Elves and various Undead.

>>13787242
>Shit towns that nobody in their right mind would ever visit

>>13787251
It's in the slow process of being gentrified, so I can't complain I guess.

>>13787220
Farmy types I'd think, though it's just some small farms along the road to town. Maybe some more nature oriented ones, a few were-cats, a bunch of quaill harpies, etc.

>>13787226
Is there such a thing as hipster monsters? I'm imagining a bunch of succubi in coats with big glasses at cafes, and ushis downing packs of PBR.

>>13787220
Well considering I live in an archipelago...I actually wonder how that would play out.

Like imagine if every island had their own civilization of monster girls that often fought and allied with each other for no reason just to do a 360 or be selfish about men.

That in itself is already a problem...

>>13787262
>you walk down the street and you see a Gandharva with fake glasses and an ironic t-shirt playing a The 1975 cover on her guitar outside of Starbucks

>>13787262
Elves and Dwarves are very hipsters in MG setting if you ask me.

>>13786429
>Age: Same age (roll: 7)
>Skin: Very dark/black (roll: 2)
>Eyes: Brown or black (roll: 3)
>Hair: Blonde (roll: 8)
>Breasts: Small (roll: 2)
>Ass: Average (roll: 4)
>Background: Daughter of a politician (roll: 3)
>Personality: Active/energetic (roll: 6)
>Int/Athletics: Average (roll: 4)
>I/A roll: Hiding str/speed (roll: 8)
>Interests: The Occult (roll: 17)
>Interests roll: Minor knowledge (roll: 9)
>Height: Extremely tall (roll: 10, shoutouts to femdom tho)
>Weight: Skinny (roll: 3)
>Weight roll: No difference (roll: 7)
>Distinctive Physical Features: Hidden breasts (roll: 14)
>DPF roll: Average breasts (roll: 2+3=5)
>Magical Features: Shapeshifter (roll: 7)
>Insanity: Obsessed with data (roll: 12)
>Weapon: Magic/supernatural stuff (roll: 20)
>Tells: Messes with clothing (roll: 7)

mite b cool

>>13787270
That got a chuckle

>tfw another shit day and it's time to go to bed without anyone to snuggle

>>13787266
As for the question itself, monsters themselves?

Fuck if I know...considering the unique non-tropical setting we're working with, anything, really.

Ranging from ancient civilizations that no one knows of, probably Harpies, Mermaids, other Marine types and Undeads, to old settlements of people who moved here, probably Living Dolls and crazy cursed MGs, a bit of Werebats, Reptile people including Dragon types, and last but not least, Witches and Clergy types.

I might be missing something out, but totally not Wendigos and Yetis since it barely snows here.

>>13786429
I think I just rolled literal gold.
>Succubus
>Same Age
>Tanned Skin
>Black Hair
>D Cup
>Average ass
>Childhood friend
>Active and energetic personality
>Very athletic, but not Olympic level
>Interested in martial arts and has a black belt
>Very tall
>Skinny, but retains large breasts and average ass
>Hidden breasts, she secretly has G cups
>She's psychic and has clairvoyance, she can read minds at close range
>She has triplet sisters that are willing to share you amongst themselves I wish I making this up, but I did not re-roll at all
>First one is a extreme masochist, second one is self-aware, the third one is an extreme sadist
>The first one has giant scissors and bites her thumb until it bleeds
>The second one has a magic/supernatural power that she fondles with
>The third one has crucifixion nails, she shows her insanity with her dead empty eyes, fiddles with the nearest sharp object, and grabs your face and stares deeply into your eyes.

>>13787291
>no Yetis
The horror.

>>13787292
I'd worry about that last one, but the fearboners would be great.

>>13787292
RIP

>>13787292
>>Hidden breasts, she secretly has G cups
>Get her naked
>The things burst out, surprising you
>Best missionary leglocked, hand holding cuddlefucking ever.

I just want to go underground with a Wurm and never return to the surface.

>>13786429
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Same age
>Very pale
>Brown eyes
>White hair
>D-cup
>Average ass
>Daughter of a politician
>Shy personality
>Very athletic, but not an olympian
>Interested in the occult with minor knowledge of magic (So since I rolled a 6-10 on the second time on the occult bit, does that mean I get to roll twice on the magic features bit?)
>two or three heads taller than me
>Hides her breasts
>Apparently a ghost
>Wields a naginata
>Her tell is talking very slowly and deliberately
>Her twin sister (who is also yandere) uses canisters of acid and starts laughing hysterically

How fucked am I, everyone?

>>13787317
But there's no sunlight underground. Or anything other than minerals. Do you really need more minerals, anon?

>You wake up and walk out of your room
>You see that your monster GF is on your computer
"Anon, what's Steam?"
>wat do

>>13787344
Explain to her what it is, duh.

>>13787344
VIDEOGAMES

>>13787344
Spread the glorious word of Gaben.

>>13787344
Laugh because I don't use Steam since I'm not a good goy.

>>13787344
>A day later your GF comes up to you again
"Hey Anon, this Team Fortress game sounds fun. But what's with all the hats? Should I start playing?"

>>13787373
I call her a faggot and to stop having shit tastes in video games.

>>13785710

agreed

I'd want my waifu's first experience with video games to be Mario Party just so she'll hate video games and never want to play them.

Problem solved.

>>13787396
But what happens if she ends up kicking your ass at Mario Party?

>>13787396
I want my waifu's first experience with video games to be Spyro the Dragon so she can see how the world views her.

>>13785992
>>13785989
>>13785960
>>13785872

holy shit what nerds

>>13787397
I don't care, as long as she experiences hatred, frustration, and overall feels like video games are a negative thing.

>>13787400
Just make sure, once she's attached to Spyro and all his charm and cuteness, to show her the Skylanders redesign of him.

>>13786429
Pharaoh
>Age: Same
>Skin: Deep tan
>Eyes: Brown
>Hair: Black
>Breasts: Average
>Ass: Average
>Background: Childhood friend
>Personality: Active and Energetic
>Int/Athletics: Olympic level
>Interests: Science
>Interests roll: Expert on Anatomy and Psychology
>Height: Very tall
>Weight: Average
>Distinctive Features: Mute
>Insanity: Goes berserk without me
>Weapon: Deadly Animals
>Tells: Fiddles with nearest sharp object, Hyperventilating and Empty eyes

I feel like this would end poorly but at least she can't just order people to kill themselves

>>13787403
>Anon's waifu is now trying to convince him to stop playing vidya games forever

You must be a Wurm's Husband or something.

>>13787403
>Skylanders
I have no idea what this thing you speak of is, Spyro only ever appeared in three games, plus that cameo near the end of Crash Twinsanity.

>>13787409
But Muh Vidyagams

>>13787409
I'll still play, I just don't want her to like video games too. I want her to have her own hobby that I have no knowledge in, like sewing, cooking, or art.

>>13786405

gaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>13786429
Ghost
Same age
"Tanned"
Red eyes
Brown hair
E-cup
Getting there ass
Rich bitch
Slut
Average intel/atheltics
Survivalist with a small cabin in the woods
Much taller
Chubby
Disabled (blind)
Extremely dedicated, other ladies are killed if they get too close
Giant pair of fucking scissors
Shows insanity through frantic photographing and spouting random numbers

>You will never make a dom happy Hellhound submissive by turning your fighting spirit into a tangible form that pets her, and makes her realize fighting you would be fruitless so she just gets on her paws and barks.

>>13787452
NOT TODAY

Have a spider

>>13787447
Poor Caska-Orc.

>>13787447
Elves are such fucking scum.

>>13787452
Can't she just turn her fighting spirit into a tangible form that wan-wans my fighting spirit while I put my hoo-hoo jilly in her cha-cha?

>>13787452
>You will never make a sub happy Kikimora dominant by turning your bishounen sparkles into a tangible form of a bed for you to fall vulnerably back on, and makes her realize serving you would be fruitless so she just gets on top of you and commands.

>>13787466
This is great.

You guys think anymore house spirits will be introduced in MGE?

There's already the kikimora and cat sith

What about domovoi, zashiki-warashi, kobold or lares?

Also in folklore the kikimora would marry the domovoi (pic related)

>>13787483
What kikimora looks like from folklore

I want to run a service that tracks down men with cuckolding and NTR fetishes, and have my Mindflayer fix them by making them into good submissive monogomous househusbands.

>>13787486
My eyes hurt

>>13787491
see >>13787492

>>13787338
There's a Wurm to have earth-shaking sex with underground, and that's all I need.

>>13786429
Damn it I usually skip these things but just this once.
>Sahuagin
>Younger so probably in the 16-21 area
>Tanned
>Brown eyes
>Blonde Hair
>Average breasts
>Ass is getting there
>Foreigner
>Active and energetic
>Average inteligence and atheltics
>Intested in guns
>Really into magic
>Head shorter
>Average weight
>Related by blood (Maybe she was living overseas to study there?)
>Belives we were connected in a past life
>Uses a chair or log as a weapon
>Gets impossibly angry and hyperventilates


She sounds wonderful.

>>13786429

>Slime

>Same age
>Tanned (So her slime is of a darker color or does it not count.)
>Blue eyes
>Blonde hair
>F or G cup.
>Below average ass
>She's poor but comes from a family of 7
>Dark and sad personality
>Average in terms of intellect and athleticism but she's hiding keen intellect through a veneer of idiocy
>She's interested in martial arts and is an expert at it.
>She's much taller than me.
>Average weight.
>She's disabled (between blind, deaf or mute)
>She's obsessed with numbers and data and she's going to measure everything I do
>Her weapon is Piano wire and she fiddles with the nearest sharp object

oh boy

>>13787452
>>13787469
>You will never have your brain melt trying to understand your half kiki half hellhound waifu that likes being dom and sub at the same time, making you realize no mortal man can satisfy such kinkiness and as a consequence your waifu may or may not destroy the fabrics of reality itself.

>>13787452
>>13787469
I want to see the Sub Hellhound and her husband have a nice dinner with the Dom Kikimora and her house husband

>>13787523
>your half kiki half hellhound waifu
That would imply that she has either a kiki or Hellhound father, and we can not allow monster boys to exist because it ruins our headcannon that we have already proven is hypocritical!

>>13787530
Maybe she's just a Kiki with Hellhound ancestry?

>>13787530
They're fused Monster Rancher style

I want to be married to a Kiki and a Hellhound at the same time!

I want to sneak into the Alp dorm!

Uhoh! It looks like you were killed by your previous Order comrades after you joined your MG waifu! (Alternatively they killed you after she raped you but that's only for Manticores)

Luckily she eventually found your body, your lingering angry spirit hovering over it because you couldn't rest from such a bullshit death. Also the nearby Will-o-Wisp kept fucking with her spirit husband and that drew your attention from the great beyond long enough.

Your MG waifu (or rapist) has agreed to take you to the local Lich to be resurrected but your previous body was unfortunately destroyed by lions which means you'll be getting a new body!

Unfortunately due to where she lives the only body she has on hand is a boy's!

Do you accept this unfortunate (or gracious) substitution for your body or do stay a spirit for a long long long long long long...long time until the Lich eventually gets her hands on a normal man's body?

>>13787551
If i get to molest this semen demon i don't care which body i encarnate in.

>>13787551
Fuck that, I want her to put me in one of the Skeleton's she has lying around. I always wanted to be a skeleton, nothing to worry about but calcium. Yeah, that's the life.

>>13787551
>just has the soulless bodies of shotas laying around

Seems like a shady business.

>>13786429
>Apophis

>older than me
>deeply tanned
>black/brown eyes
>black hair
>small sensitive b cups
>average ass
>wealthy politicians daughter
>active and energetic
>is extremely intelligent
>interested in science
>same height as me
>muscular
>magically like a kitsune
>obsessed with numbers and data
>scalpels
>she starts spouting numbers

Is this thing rigged?

I can't be a coincidence that she's interested in science, carries scalpels, is intelligent, loves data and numbers and spouts random numbers

>>13787560
>You have now become a Skeleton Monster Girl
>Your waifu is agitated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

Good going anon, you damn Alp Skeleton.

>>13787568
Eh, being a fucking cool Skeleton trumps gender barrier needs. I'm sure my waifu will stop being agitated when I use my Skeleton powers to put on a cool leather jacket and ride a bike.

>>13787551
Between the muscular shark girl posted last thread and this cutie, I think we can all agree that the world needs more shark monster girls.

>>13787572

>>13787577
The sight of seeing a Skeleton Alp in cool shades leather clothing, and striking this pose would make any monster waifu strongly consider yuri

>>13787579
I'm pretty sure the sight of that would make any monster waifu want to bone you

>>13787573
Indeed, the world needs more sexy sharks.

>>13787591
Speaking of which, does anybody happen to have the muscular shark girl from last thread? I forgot to save it.

>>13787615
I want to fluff those tails non-consensually

>>13787615
Imagine a Kitsune with full control over her tails ticking you all over with her fluff

>>13787657
As someone who is rather ticklish, I'm not sure whether that would be heaven or hell.

>>13785872
>"I am lightning. The rain transformed."

>Go check on your Gazer
>She has 3 computers in her room
>Chips
>a Liter bottle of Soda
>Ask what the deal is.
>"EVO"
How do you respond

>>13786210

>>13786324
Oh man, that screencap organisation is stellar. It's like the opposite of /v/ screencaps.

Thanks for doing it. Makes the whole thing more than worth writing out if even one person enjoys it that much.

>>13787683
Tel her fighting games are for dorks and perma-virgins.

>>13785872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI

Imagine having a fierce warrior MG waifu that settles every argument or issue with combat.

>You want to be on "top" tonight?! To the dueling field!
>You want Zipangu and I want that Deer in the forest over a spit, there can be no dinner compromise here...To the Sand Arena!
>Hire a Yeti to help us navigate the mountain?! I'd never accept help from those...those...CARE BEARS! To the Ice Dome!
>You want to solve our argument "problems" with something like board games instead of combat? Well then...maybe if you can defeat me in the OZZY COLOSSEUM!
>What do you mean you want to skip fighting practice?! Fine, you can skip...if you can defeat me! To the batcave-a-drome!

>>13787702
Adorable.

>>13787702
>Your waifu keeps making up fighting arena names as she goes along
"Sweetie, I'm pretty sure that Lightningdome isn't a thing..."
"Of course it is, Anon! It's like Thunderdome, but even better!"

>>13787700
Spoken like a true DotA fag.

>>13787717
DotA nerds are worse.

>>13787720
Funnily enough, .less is a DotA fag.

>>13787483
I'm honestly surprised that we got two tsukumogami and no zashiki-warashi.

>>13786429
>Kitsune-bi
>Significantly younger
>Very dark skin
>Brown eyes
>Brown hair/fur
>E-cup breasts
>Squeezable ass
>Childhood friend
>Airhead personality
>Average intelligence in wait for a critical moment
>Crazy interested in survivalism; has a secret hut
>A head shorter than me
>Very skinny, but doesn't affect dem hips and tittahs
>Mute
>Strong believer in fate
>Has a thing for naginatas or spears
>Warning signs: Empty, vacant eyes and hair pulling

This is some funky shit I pulled.

Just finishing up the first part of the story, I'll probably post this afternoon when the thread's a bit more active.

IDK if I'll give this story an actual chapter structure or just separate it into bits and pieces, but the part I'm posting today is meeting your housemate and settling in. Whoever guesses what species of monster girl the person you're renting from is wins a prize.

>>13787785
Tanuki.

>>13787798
Nope.
Hint: The story takes place in a beach town. Go from there.

>>13787814
Kraken or Ryu. And with that I used up my three guesses.

>>13787814
Mermaid or Cancer.

>>13787814
Sharkgirl.

>>13787814
Wurm?

>>13787814

Sea Slime.

>>13786672
What, you colorblind?

>>13787816
Getting closer.
>>13787819
I'd really like to add a shark girl, and still trying to figure out how I could fit one in.
Although given how all the species have actual names and not just snake girl or bird girl or spider girl, I'd like to try to figure out an actual species name for shark girls. Any suggestions? Or am I just being stupid?

>>13787220
Anything Brown except yetis and wendigos. Kikimoras and lots of undead.

>>13787764
>Inari
>Same age
>Very light/pale
>Blue eyes
>Black hair
>F or G cup breasts
>Average ass
>Supernatural, spirit or some shit, like a Kitsune-bi
>Doormat personality
>Hides her strength and speed under a facade of idiocy and incompetence
>Is an expert programmer
>Taller than me by 2-3 heads
>Average weight
>Crazy hairstyle
>Is a also a Dragon
>Extremely dedicated

So, she's a Dragon that got possessed by a Kitsune-bi or some shit, and is really tall with big titties and average everything else.

>>13787491
I want to make you a harem protagonist who is alpha as fuck.

>>13787859
Protip. Quit trying to crowdsource everything and do some legwork of your own. The difference between a writefag and an attentionwhore is one spends more time posting about writing than actually writing.

Like in this case, the obvious solution is to steal that one Hawaiian shark god name which would have come up immediately on any sort of "shark myth" search.

>>13787869
Whoops, meant for: >>13786429

>>13787220
Just the common ones. Arachne, harpies, werecats. If I got out far enough, I could find some centaurs, lamias, and holstaurs.

Oh yeah, also have hornets up the ass, and I'm starting to see some matangos in the yard in spite of the drought.

>>13787859
You could always do something clever with the latin names.

Sharks are in the family of Sphyrna, and hammerhead sharks are called Sphyrna Lewini, so maybe you could do something with that. Like a lewin sharkgirl, or something.

>>13787220
All the aquatic monstergirls + all the rich monstergirls + all the girls that love the sun like lamias.