/jp/ - Otaku Culture

lol nice room faggot

it seems to me that you have 2 options:
1. get a job
2. move out
also, >>>/adv/

I like the posters and the bear.

>>13773156
It's Tuesday

>>13773156
Ill give you 15 bucks for your Lotte mouse pad

nice horses

IWTCIRD

>>13773156
go on craigslist and snagajob dot com and apply for everything. you'll find something good luck, sage cause this doesn't belong here

Become my cumdumpster maid.

I'll let you live with me

I'll give you a room

I'll give you a monthly pay to buy whatever you want

I'll give you love

Go work at SAMs warehouse they pay people 9.50 dollers per hour

Too much reality in this thread. I thought this board was a lewd Gensokyo.

Become a wandering hobo and take it easy dude!

>>13773280
No more cummies for you, young man, until you get a job!

Get a NEET job and browse the jay all day.

>>13773311
My workplace blocks 4chan.org

>>13773156
It's time for you to go back to /v/.

We've all already been through this, or seen it happen to other people enough times to be familiar with the process.

You should go to >>>/adv/ or >>>/v/

>>13773320
It looks like he's using mobile internet. Your place probably won't block EM waves unless you work at a prison or something.

>>13773262
If OP doesn't take you up on that offer would it still be open to others?

>>13773386
It's always open I think.

If he didn't leave such an offer open to others I probably would.

>>13773156
Send me those Twin Angel Twinkle Paradise figs

>>13773156
dunno wat to advise you mane but cute room

Here you go

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_auditor

You owe me $10. Just call every hotel in town and every hotel out of town and say you want to be a night audit. They'll think you're crazy because nobody wants graveyard jobs. You get paid to do nothing. Been a night audit for 4 years now. I play video games and watch movies all night and get paid for 8 hours for 15 minutes of actual work.

>>13773585
This. Pretty much any third shift job is super easy to get, and you have a wonderful excuse to sleep all day, avoiding your presumably anxiety-inducing family.

I was a creepy graveyard-shifter for 2 years. Neither NEET, nor normie, I was an unstoppable hybrid.

>>13773156
I'd suggest going the 3rd shift route. However, I would use this time to do something remotely useful, like learn a skill, because you'll find out quickly that most third shift jobs don't pay well at all. Because as much of a blast as being able to watch as much anime as you want, what's even better is being able to eventually move out from your parents place and get a place of your own.

>>13773386
I have a similar offer, however you must agree to move countries, and I can't guarantee the room* and monthly pay or the love (although I'll treat you pretty well). You'll have access to my internet and videogames though.
You have to look cute, wear a leash and a maid dress and be my slave and sign a contract for all this, and wake me up every morning with a blowjob. You also have to accompany me to places I'm afraid of going to alone.
*if not enough rooms are available, you'll sleep with me or at a designated place inside my room

>>13773262
>>13773690
It's kinda sad that people bother to make posts like this when they aren't actually serious. Because other people here seriously would do it, but it's always a pathetic piece of shit who doesn't mean it that's making the "offer."

>>13773800
Some people actually aren't joking dude. If they already have a place to stay then they'd love to have a cute trappish boy around as a servant. It's the ideal setup for some people.

How do you get a night auditor job when literally all of these jobs are always asking for experience?

>>13773827
And how would they prove that? You ask some random person on the internet to do all this stuff for you without knowing if you are for real, and it's so easy for you to just waste their time. For who, exactly, would this be a safe bet? When would anyone ever have a good reason to attempt this? These people pretend like they're serious and don't even provide some sort of contact information so interested applicants can discuss it.

>>13773867
Then ask for more info from them or don't do it if you don't want to. No one's forcing anyone to do anything.

>>13773891
You're forcing someone to waste their time because you give them the information and they come see you and your mother's like "What is this strange man doing here" and you tell them "Haha I was just screwing around, get trolled nerd!"

>>13773898
Then don't do it. Life is full of risks and if you ask for info and aren't happy with what you get then don't take up the offer.

I think you're underestimating the value of cute boys.

>>13773918
I'm not happy with people who make such great offers just to turn out to be trolling dickweeds. There are far too many people in this world who are simply out to kill me for no reason.

>>13773156
I have the same cube dresser that you do with the pullout box things, it is nice.

>>13773930
>There are far too many people in this world who are simply out to kill me for no reason.
Oh. Fuck. Well you should probably sort that out first, I agree.