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>>13763468
She could probably kill me in an instant and I'm too shy to make advances on a 2hu anyways.

>>13763468
She's going to murder me

like Dolls in Pseudo Paradise told me

I'd run away

>>13763468

I'd stay until she makes a doll based on me, i would also work somewhere so i could get money to get my own little house, i wouldn't want to bother her for too long.

When you go to Gensokyo, get lost in the Forest, take refuge in Alice's house , and when she is working alone on her dolls, sneak up on her and grab her breasts.

I'd fart on her face while she's asleep.

Why would I stay the night in this shitter's house when I could be fucking Sanae at that very moment?

>>13763538
Anon! Sneaking up and grabbing my breasts? Why would you do such a thing?

Alice is my gf. I have conversations with her and imagine she is around me in my room.

I would help her paint her dolls.

>>13763560
honk honk

>>13763468
>she doesn't even close her bedroom door at night
>You wouldn't do anything bad to Alice, would you Anon?
Nope, no way. I would never take advantage of her kindness while she's sleeping and defenseless.

I'm getting real sick and tired of all these Alice threads

>>13763632
Of course not! It's no fun if she's asleep. I'd tie her to the bed and wake her up before doing anything else.

>>13763641
There are still less Alice threads than shitty weeb 3d shitty threads. Why are they allowed to have multiple threads for multiple "music" groups? disgusting

>>13763584
Thin your paints.

This sounds like a setup for Alice to try to do something "bad" to me.

To which I say, "Please do, Alice"

>>13763659
>Why are they allowed to have multiple threads for multiple "music" groups
Because people are allowed to have multiple threads for multiple Touhou characters.

>>13763618

>>13763584

laughed out loud. it looks like a papier mache of Flynn Tagart

>>13763650

why does alice bring out the sadist in every man?

>>13763641

Don't worry Anon, at least I see what you did there.

>>13763468
You sayin' I like dudes?

It all depends on the "subtle" hints I might receive or not.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1516111

>>13763468
It would be rude to decline her offer for a room. Alice is so kind!

But if she doesn't close her bedroom door at night, what am I supposed to think? Would this be a test? Or is this a blatant invitation?

>>13763468
Joke's on you, Japanese houses don't have doors or locks!

>>13763757

>>13763757

>>13763744
Don't worry, I'm like that with a lot of girls. It's not just Alice.
Although...I'm a lot more vocal about it when it comes to Alice, so maybe there's something there after all?

>>13763792

Phew, okay. I don't have to worry, good.

I have a severe hate towards Alice after what she did to me in Touhou 7

>>13763744

vulnerable

>>13763468
no, but she would serve as a bait to lure Marisa who would bring Reimu, then she would bring Yukari and then Yukari would bring Ran.

Someone post the run one.

>>13763757

I wish there was a tag for these storyline pictures. They're the only reason I look for images

Alice has a bum!

>>13763468

I'd honestly be more worried about her doing something bad to me. Alice is known to eat humans, as well as make dolls out of them.

In fact sleeping in her house seems like a terrible idea.

>>13764249
citation nedded

>>13764278
vvvvv
>>13763475

>>13764122
She's got two legs that sprout from her bum!

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-does Alice know what masturbation is?

>>13764508
very cute image

>>13764508
>you will never whip out your d**k in front of a group of girls that have never seen one before

>>13764724
>/jp/

>>13764842
too young

>>13765196
They're actually pretty old compared to what he usually draws. They can even stand up on their own!

>>13764285
Did she really ate them? because in the story seems she only kill them for fun

>>13764508
JOI with Alice!

>>13763867
I'm still waiting, nerds

>>13763468
Surely she is kind enough for me to use her pussy,

>>13767329
Of course she'll let you play with her cat. Have fun!

>>13767381
She sure has one big, fat puffy pussy.

>>13766786

I want Alice to jerk me off with her vagina.

>>13763913
There kinda is, dude

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=speech_bubble+translated

Reminder

>>13767381
Alice has a hairy pussy!

She must be lonely and wants someone to cuddle at night

>>13763843

this

>>13763744
I can't put my finger on it

I tell her I'm scared and ask if I can sleep in her room.

>>13776764
She's a youkai, dude. If you stop feeling scared, she'll get weak!

>>13763641

*rubs alice's butt*

>>13763468
I would give her my experimental drugs to see if she can grow HUGE musuls overnight.

>>13791182
This guy's videos are so postmodernist.

>>13773222
Well in the offical books, she has be shown to be hospitable to those visiting her. While at the same time being indifferent and more or less a sociopath. She seems to be hostile towards reimu, and by the time of PCB it would have been their third encounter so alot of hate towards the protagonist would build up over time. That on top her weired love hate relationship towards marisa seems to fuel hostility towards both characters but more so reimu. At the same time she holds back most of her power to have a fair fight so their is quite a bit of nobility, fairness, and perhaps honor. Alice also appears to be a hermit so she would have poor social skills.

>>13763468
>Oh, and I wanted to get rid of this doll as soon as possible, too. But, those blue eyes. Sometimes a black crow carries them away and eats them. Those are real eyes. Because I always put in new eyes.

Enjoy getting raped and murdered.

>>13805185
How about just the rape?