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>>13765445
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765445
Choose her.

>>13765445
Remember to make it all worth her while, she struggled through a whole lot to get her.
Even if she put on a few pounds from all the drinking she's done to forget.

>>13765450
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

Tigers are love.

Sea Bishop-Gandharva please

>>13765445
Reminder that the third Waifu War is at 11:00 PST
Place your bets
http://i.imgur.com/e7d6YF9.png

>>13765454
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765461
Third time's still the charm.

>>13765445
Jinko suffering is not okay. Fuck, this is wrong.

>>13765454
I will love her til the day she dies.

>>13765466
I actually decided not to put her in Waifu War III because I felt so bad for her.
We're also on high death rate so we don't have to suffer as long.

>>13765465
>>13765466
>>13765454
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

Reminder that Gazer loves you and hopes you have a nice day.

>>13765353
>>13765365
>double boob groping
>and ass groping
We only have two hands to use, but I'll find a way!

You glance over at Sporty, and see that she's smiling knowingly at you. Silently, she nods over to her sister, eyes darting between yours and her bountiful, floating boobs.
Indoorsy has her eyes closed and is smiling, relaxing as her tubby body drifts besides yours. Slowly, you reach over from her shoulder and travel downwards, pressing the tip of your forefinger right upon her soft nipple
Her reaction is instant, and she tenses like she's been hit by lightning.
"A-a-anon what are you doing!" Her claws dig into your chest and she panics, looking over at you and her sister, still smiling. You respond by grabbing her whole tit, putting her nipple to your palm and pushing it underwater where it offers resistance. She doesn't pull away, but she looks at you with desperate eyes, obviously torn between something. "But I can't! We promi-"
"It's fine," Sporty says, interrupting. "I'm okay with this, so you're okay with this too, right?"
Indoorsy pauses, then nods.
You ask what this promise is all about, and Sporty floats around to you, taking your hand and slipping aside a strap of the bikini to reveal her c-cup, round and perky. Your other hand meets her breast and you begin fondling both girls at once as Sporty explains. "Well, we made a promise, didn't we, sis? That if you..." She stops drifting over when she's got her feet wrapped around your thigh, and your toes are touching her butt. "...Didn't choose one of us before we got impatient, then we'd both share you." She begins grinding her ass against your foot, making sure to slip every so often so your toes are rubbing her puffy vulva through her swimsuit. Meanwhile, Indoorsy is nuzzling your neck and making little happy sounds as you play with her. "You don't mind, do you Anon? Spending the rest of your life with us?"

>>13765461
>No Alp
>No Stage 3 Alp

Why bother

Why
Even
Bother

>>13765474
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765461
If Mindflayer loses, I riot.

...which means she'll bite it on the first night.

>>13765468
You are still a monster.

>>13765461
Can I bet on the squirrels or monkey mutts?

>>13765476
Alp got bullied hard in Waifu War II.

>>13765445
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765461
Go Team Kakuen!

>>13765476
>alp
>stages
Anon pls.

>>13765480
I know.
Also, how is that shitposter not banned yet?

>>13765490
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

I need more crows to gush about how cute they are.

>>13765474
>"You don't mind, do you Anon? Spending the rest of your life with us?"
Not in the slightest, since with the two of them, that sounds like an unsurpassed paradise.

>>13765491
One, two and three.

>>13765492
Don't know, he's doing it to multiple threads so he's got something backing him up.

That and mods are asleep (like I'll be in a second)

Report and ignore.

>>13765492
Jannies are asleep. He's wasting his time with other threads in /jp/ too, not just this one.

>>13765495
What sort of things can you gush about with a crow, anyway?

>>13765492
I don't know, but he is really easy to ignore.

>>13765500
Stop replying to him.

>>13765461
My money's on the Lich. Unless she has to carry her phylactery into the Games with her, she's effectively immortal. And even then, she can just hide it away. Plus magic, bitches!

>>13765503
>>13765504
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765468
You know, despite her killing my tributes, Yes, I'm still assmad about it, I am also oddly happy about her winning.

Perhaps my want for a suffering girl to win outweighed my want for Apophis and Pharaoh to win, despite being the worst duo in the world.

>>13765461
#teamWere where we at?

>>13765500
That pic in the middle, s/he seems confused, why is that?

>>13765512
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765495
Teacher's pet.
Nerd Bird.
Smarty no-pants.

>>13765518
They weren't trained to handle heavy equipment like that when they signed up for the job.

>>13765512
>>13765517
>>13765518
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765504
What kind of things can you not gush about them? They're wonderfully intellegent, spiritual, probably give the best wing hugs, they're light enough to carry around, they have so much untouched magic (at least untill daitengu/great tengu) and they probably blush so cutely when you profess true love to them. They also probably have hobbies they hide to try and cover up but will probably spring on you when she feels comfortable.

>>13765518
Because that's the point in an Alp's Life Cycle where they're like
>"N-No, I'm a boy! A-A boy! B-But...I love him...a-and...the...the D...-! No! Boy! I wanna suck a boy's co-NO!"

>>13765510
Lich is probably resurrecting all the fallen girls for her arm of the dead.

>You will never walk into a mansion only to be greeted by a score of undead monster girls, all past participants.
>You will never be tasked with helping them adjust to undeath while also coping with the fact that the person who killed them may be in the same room.
>Undead wurm tells you to stay back because she's a shark and will try to eat you.

>>13765524
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765518
She was expecting a penis and received a big black bar. It's jarring.

>Night thread is better they said.
>There's almost no shitposting they said.

>>13765533
It's just some guy who's doing it in general.
Only on /jp/ though, nothing on /pol/ or /v/ from the looks of it.

It's not even really that irritating..

>>13765533
Nigga, this guy is spamming other threads too.
No don't do what I'm doing right now, and stop mentioning him.

>>13765527
>In light of this news that Wurm is a shark, Pharaoh proceeds to run away from her in fear
>She falls over without making it out f the room though
>Also, she breaks her ankle
>It must be put back together by the Lich who has to stitch her leg back
>Meanwhile, the Apophis laughs at her. Again.

>>13765537
>nothing on /pol/
I knew the monster girl thread would invite /pol/ crossies.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>13765522
I'd call her all of those things so affectionately, they sound like cute pet names.

>>13765533
Use 4chanx and filter him.

>>13765533
Just filter his posts.
Make everything so much better. Also report and ignore if you so wish.

>>13765542
Wait are you posting this manually?

>>13765541
>Shut up! you broke it two! You don't even have feet!
>Screw you! Do you know how much it hurts to sprain your tail?

>>13765523
>>13765526
>>13765529
I see. Hm, Alps are quite funny.

>>13765461
Kill the Mindflayer first!! Kill her!! Kill her!

>>13765554
Why do you think they get bullied a lot? It's fun

>>13765556
I don't choose who lives and who dies.
I can however confirm that Lich's Phylactery is not on site and she's basically in this for shits.

>>13765461
C'mon Wight!

>>13765561
So basically if the Lich "dies", she just walks it of and wait for the next reaping?

>>13765565
As well as gather up the corpses of the fallen to resurrect them as zombies, yes.
It's the only thing that can ease my guilty conscience.

>>13765561
>Putting an immortal contestant into a fight to the death
So how does she lose? Is she declared out if she stays 'dead' for a certain amount of time? Or does she have to be rendered incapable of combat in some way? Like amputating all her limbs and scattering them so she can't reattach them & ripping out her throat so she can't do magic.

>>13765498
"Good. That's good, right sis?"
"Mmn! Yes!"
You wonder what's got Indoorsy so flustered; when you look down you see Sporty's free paw, index digit rubbing at her sister's panties, pushing the pawpad as far in as it'll go.
"You're okay with this, Anon?" Sporty asks. "Think you're up for making us three happy?"
You don't get to answer. Indoorsy's climbed up and has her lips pressed againsts yours. They're soft, softer than any other part of her body, which is saying something. For a second you don't move, just feeling the breath from her nose as she stares into your eyes, looking nervously back and forth between each one. Then you push forward, returning the kiss over and over with your left hand still on her breast and her peaking nipple.
"Taking the lead there, huh? Then I get this one!" Sporty unwraps from your leg and drifts her own out into the deep, floating horizontally with her paws on your knees for support. Then she takes her right, and traces around your dick with her claw, through your swimming trunks. She tickles and teases along it, playing with the head between thumb and fore-didgit until it's standing to attention. Feeling it fully erect, she takes a breath and dives down into the water suddenly. You're still kissing Indoorsy while her chubby body presses against your side, so you don't get to object when your trunks are pulled down, and you feel Sporty's lips gently brush against the tip.
Nor can you object when she starts to blow a long stream of bubbles against it. Over and over they flow, beading to and stroking your head for maybe fortyfive seconds before Sporty surfaces with a flourish of her ponytail, gasping and smiling. Indoorsy pulls away to take a breath, but you don't get to draw yours before Sporty fills the gap, face still dripping wet, lips salty when she pushes her tongue into your mouth.

There's not much you can do, taken between them both as you are, but maybe you could throw your own little spin on things, if you want.

Let's see here, If you're monstergirl waifu could start her own business, what would it be? Post who she is.

>>13765461
IT HAS BEGUN
http://i.imgur.com/yl6OzNc.png

>>13765584
>Wurm
She can't do anything!
>>13765585
Oh shit.

>>13765585
lich 2spooky

>>13765585
>Wight finds a bag of explosives already
Things are looking good.

>tfw no MiB housewife.

>>13765585
>>13765588
>>13765591
>>13765592
Really you two? Not even one day?
http://i.imgur.com/VFDTDmn.png

>>13765584
She is a Kejourou, so a hair salon, maybe?

>>13765580
>Nor can you object when she starts to blow a long stream of bubbles against it. Over and over they flow, beading to and stroking your head
Well, that on top of making out with her deliciously healthy sister really is paradise.

Not much to do it seems, getting tag-teamed by them, but after returning sporty's deep kiss, maybe offer to return the favor of some oral action on her? And her sister in turn, of course.

>>13765588
She could run her own mining business single-clawed, if she wanted. The ability to tunnel through rock like dick into jello would help when it comes to gathering of ores and precious metals.

>>13765584
>Pharmacy/Medicine
>Forensics

>>13765598
>Team Eros wiped out fucking instantly

kek

>>13765595
I got confused and thought you ment Men in Black

>>13765584
Anubis run construction firm.

Or perhaps an Aerospace Design Firm in my own wildest dreams.

>>13765598
>Stabs
>Repeatedly
>WITH SAIS
Fucking bloody massacre in the forest on the first day

>>13765584
>Alp

Lan Cafe? Arcade? Buffalo Wild Wings? A counseling center for other alps and alps-to-be?

>>13765598
>Houri tries to leave and dies
>Cupid gets fucking stabbed to death
>Eros wiped the fuck out
I
CAN'T
EVEN
BE MAD!

>>13765598
Oh yeah, team Eros is down!

>>13765598
Make war, not love

>>13765598
>Lich fishes
She's dead! What does she need food for?
>Choose the images that contain fish
U havin' a fokkin' giggle, captcha?

>>13765584
>Tanuki
I'm kinda scared.

>>13765614
There's a limit to how far up the spine you should put a tail and that's blasted right past it

It juts out of her ribcage

>>13765598
>Mindflayer sneaks up on Cupid
>Inserts her tentacles into Cupid's ears, the angel goes slack, with a dull smile on her face
>Cupid can't feel a thing, is drooling and hallucinating being with her husband as her organs are pierced over and over
>Houri watches the whole thing from the bushes, breaks down into tears and flies away
>Right into the forcefield

Fuck. I was rooting for Team Love. Fuck this shit.

>>13765598
>>13765605
>>13765608
>>13765612
>>13765613
>>13765615
>>13765619
>>13765628
I'm not doing tributes to the fallen until the end.
ONE WAIFU WAR. CAN WE GO ONE GODDAMN WAIFU WAR WITHOUT SOMEONE BEING LEWD?
Also, holy shit Werecat ain't fuckin' about.
http://i.imgur.com/NwRsZR0.png

>>13765634
Werecat gives 0 shits about her fellow beastmen. Wow.

>>13765634
>Wight is forced to kill Sphinx
How awful!

>>13765634
>Mindflayer telling Kakuen how she killed Cupid
>In detail

>>13765634
>All the undead telling ghost stories to each other
Irony

>>13765634
I don't know which one's meaner between Mindflayer and Werecat.

>>13765554
Yes, that they are. You should laugh at them.

>>13765640
>Mindflayer makes Kakuen personally experience how she killed Cupid
>In detail

>>13765634
>>13765637
>>13765638
>>13765640
>>13765642
>>13765643
>>13765650
Explosives were a bad idea, who would've guessed?
http://i.imgur.com/1mkDJ8k.png

>>13765650
>Mindflayer puts her tentacles into Kakuen's head
>She starts feeling intense pain
>"You feel that? That's how Cupid felt when I stabbed here again and again and again~"
>"Though, I guess she really didn't feel it. Since I made her think she was being penetrated by her husband and not a knife"
>"Ooh!~ Her face was in pure bliss! All that moaning and grunting until she eventually came~!"
>"Too bad that was her final breath..."

>>13765655
>Kejourou decapitates Mindflayer with a sword
So like that one guy from Phantom Blood?

>>13765655
>Lich shits herself to death
>Gandharva tries to arm a mine when she has no hands

This is one of the funniest waifu wars I've seen.

>>13765655
>lich going out like a bitch

what a waste

>>13765660
>Ren Xiongmao makes a wooden spear
I can see that. She better polish it, too.

>>13765655
>Decapitates Mindflayer
I bet you she used her hair

>>13765661
She shouldn't have eaten that raw fish.

>>13765655
>Kejourou decapitates Mindflayer

Yes!! Die bitch!
[spoilers]I really don't like Mindflayers[/spoilers]

>>13765670
Congrats, you fucked up!

>>>/a/

>>13765670
Yeah, I can see your a idiot.

>>13765655
I'm waiting for the Lich to stand back up in a day or two. She's still in one piece, and no way in hell would she let a shit death like that keep her down.

>>13765658
>>13765661
Let's see her coming back from that one
She will

>>13765673
>>13765675
Yup.. Umm.. yeah.. that...

>>13765670
Fuck off.

>>13765670
Revenge! Crotch Squid will strangle her in the night.

>>13765670
Next time, highlight the text and click alt and F4!

>>13765655
>>13765658
>>13765660
>>13765661
>>13765663
>>13765664
>>13765666
>>13765667
>>13765670
>>13765678
I guess some of the Explosives from last time were still lying around.
http://i.imgur.com/BAOC8w7.png

>>13765691
Monkey trouble incoming!

>>13765691
>Wight thinks about winning
I hope she pulls through.

>>13765691
Barometz is a cheating slut!

>>13765691
>Wukong gets a quadrakill
Nerf Black Cleaver, rito

>>13765691
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL...

What Monster Girl will tell me lies and promise me everything will be OK?

God it hurts.

>>13765691
kakuen putting in work

>>13765691
A yeti without warmth? That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

>>13765691
Wait. WAIT! I just realised something
>Mindflayer kills Cupid
>Bunks with Kakuen and talks to each other
>Gets killed by Kenjourou
>Suddenly, Kakuen kills everyone
Mindflayer altered her mind!

>>13765691
>I guess some of the Explosives from last time were still lying around.
>Six girls now dead from explosives
What the fuck is going on right now.

>>13765691
>Dark Valkyrie and Paladin
Aww, they're adorable.

>>13765701
All of them

I will too

Everything is going to be daijobu Anon

>>13765689
She brainwashed me to forgeting how to spoiler

>>13765701
>sunflower field
Ow, that's like double the feels.

It should be illegal to have that many feels in one image.

>>13765704
Oh, please.
We can't know that until she kills Kejourou.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13765691
>>13765696
>>13765697
>>13765698
>>13765699
>>13765700
>>13765702
>>13765703
>>13765704
>>13765707
>>13765708
Yeti is too pure for her own good.
http://i.imgur.com/2Kws1yl.png

>>13765723
>Weresheep stalking
Only this time she doesn't have her rusty van or her tattered nurse outfit.

>>13765723
>http://i.imgur.com/2Kws1yl.png
A weresheep stalking. How cute.

>>13765723
At least she's not dead yet.

>>13765723
>Stalking the Monkey Queen
Sheep's gonna get got

>>13765723
>>13765726
>>13765731
>>13765732
>>13765733
All I'm going to say here is "The Princess Bride".
http://i.imgur.com/VQQHv54.png

>>13765735
NEVER MATCH WITS WITH SHEEP!

>>13765735
Khepri you baka. You goddamn motherfucking baka.

>>13765735
Dark Valkyrie was hunting just a moment ago. Werebat is going to get cut.

>>13765735
The cuddlebug is dead.

>>13765735
>Werebat lets Dark Valkyrie into her shelter
Ded bat

>>13765735
>Tries to get on good terms with Kakuen by poisoning her stalkers drink
>Ends up drinking it herself
Mistakes

>>13765742
She wanted to die anyways.

>>13765735
all that bonding

>>13765735
>>13765738
>>13765739
>>13765740
>>13765741
>>13765742
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>>13765747
>>13765748
Today is a good day for fat asses.
http://i.imgur.com/lKspiM5.png

>>13765752
Good lord Rape Ape killed like 1/4 of the fucking waifus

>>13765752
Holy shit Kakuen is bloodthirsty.

>>13765752
Monkey strong. I bet wrong.

>>13765752
>Yeti scares away Kenjourou to save her life from Kakuen
>Kakuen kills two more people
I'm telling you. Kakuen is brainwashed

>>13765752
Get yourself together, Wight!

>>13765759
No. She's a monkey and she's trouble.

>>13765752
>Yeti scares
I'll believe it when I see it.

>>13765752
KAKUEN STRONG

BEST WAIFU

>>13765670
I'll attribute your shit taste to your obvious brain damage.

>>13765752
>>13765755
>>13765756
>>13765757
>>13765759
>>13765760
>>13765762
>>13765763
>>13765764
ALL RISE FOR THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF ARENA EVENTS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAb1QBUz208
http://i.imgur.com/oCowO17.png

>>13765752
Damn, should have put money on the Rape Ape

>>13765762
>>13765764
>>13765757
>>13765756
All she needs is a Pipo Helmet and she'll be fucking unstoppable.

>>13765771
YETI WHAT THE SHIT?

>>13765771
>Yeti fixes wight
>Then drowns her
Holy shit.

>>13765771
Yeti has changed.

>>13765771
Jesus christ Yeti you're just as crazy as Rape Ape.

>>13765771
>Wight drowns because of Yeti
FUCKING
YETIS

>>13765771
Why are you linking these images instead of posting them

>>13765771
please live werebat

>>13765782
saves on valuble space.
isn't as intrusive

>>13765782
Are you having a giggle mate?

>>13765771
>Yeti bonds with Kakuen
>Goes insane
I'm telling you! Mindflayer influence!

>>13765771
>Kejourou dies

Well Fuck!

>Kakuen Lives

Double Fuck!

>>13765788
You're crazier than the Lilim guy.

>>13765771
>>13765772
>>13765775
>>13765776
>>13765777
>>13765780
>>13765781
>>13765783
These may be the lewdest Waifu Wars ever.
http://i.imgur.com/efCDk9m.png
>>13765782
Because it's polite not to clog the thread with things like this.

>>13765793
Next round Kakuen will kill the bat. She just needs her primate urges fulfilled.

>>13765793
>All it takes is a simple touch
>And then the mind rots

>>13765793
>holding hands with that killing machine

RUN

>>13765793
Is it possible for a mad dog like Kakuen to find her humanity again?

>>13765786
Yes

>>13765793
>Werebat holds hands with Kakuen

Werebat gonna kill a shit.

>>13765800
Only if she gets a husband asap

>>13765793
>>13765795
>>13765797
>>13765798
>>13765800
>>13765802
It's time for the Feast! Never go to it!
http://i.imgur.com/fJiVV5h.png

>>13765808
Everyone called it.

>>13765808
where the hell does kak get all of these bombs

>>13765808
From a mile away. Saw that coming
One touch is all it takes!

>>13765808
>Kakuen has the feast to herself
The other girls may as well give up

>>13765812
Found them from the previous games.

>>13765808
>hold hands with her
>blow her the fuck out minutes later

woooooooooooooow, someone kill this red ass terror. How many kills has it been, 6?

>>13765817
>inb4 she steps on a landmine and kills herself.

>>13765808
Yeah, anyone could see that coming.

>>13765808
>Kakuen wasn't competent enough to get them both

>>13765808
>>13765811
>>13765812
>>13765815
>>13765817
>>13765820
>>13765822
>>13765824
>>13765825
PALADIN-CHAN III WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
http://i.imgur.com/OqV5wba.png

>>13765822
Seven at least

>>13765828
>http://i.imgur.com/OqV5wba.png
SHE'S NEXT

>>13765802
>>13765808
>Kakuen kills Werebat.

And Werebat gets herself killed

>>13765828
Someone has to end the monkey menace. Lend Paladin-chan your energy, she's going to need it.

>>13765828
Surviving.

>>13765828
>Paladinchan almost got killed by the Kong
This isn't even a tense situation to watch anymore, it's just flat out humorous. She's killing everybody.

>>13765828
Staying alive

>>13765600
After seconds of losing your breath in the hot saltwater pool, Sporty pulls away for air again. You tell her to lie back, saying you'll return the favour. Indoorsy moves out into the deeper part, treading water to cradle her sister's head as she floats supine for you, her fluffy legs hung over your shoulders. You place one hand under her thigh, stroking it and appreciating just how it feels. All lithe and muscle, like live cable strung taut around her bones. And with your other hand, you slip aside the strap protecting her crotch, giving you a perfect view of her little slit, pink and wet and dripping between dark, juicy outer labia.
"Hey, Anon?"
You look up, meeting her eyes as Indoorsy holds up her head. "Be gentle, okay?" She smiles again, and then your world is consumed by tanned skin and her smell, traces of sweetness from her honeypot, spiciness of her natural scent, both awash in salt drying upon her skin. Her legs wrap tight around your head and your mouth is pushed to her, lips against lower lips. You push your tongue into her and feel the electricity course through her whole body, growing stronger in pulses as you spell out the alphabet inside her, exploring and trying to find what gives her the most pleasure.

>>13765837
She moans joyously, scratching lightly at your scalp with the claws on her feet as you find a nice rhythm to settle into, slowly building her up. You feel another fluffy foot against your shaft: Indoorsy managing to tread water with one leg while she gives you a footjob with the other, her chub serving perfectly to keep her afloat. She works clumsily but slowly and determined, keeping you erect and pleasured while her sister splashes and writhes about.
Closer and closer she gets, right up to the point where you bury your nose against her clit and feel that delightful little splash of warmness against your face. Sporty yells out loud enough to make you worry about attracting attention, but then she relaxes, taking her legs from your head after a painful squeeze and floating out into the middle of the pool.
"Your turn, sis," she mumbles, taking her sister's paw and giving it a loving squeeze with her own.
Nodding, she paddles over to you until her feet can wade against the sand. You hold her paw with one and wrap around her waist with the other, spinning her about in the water and pushing her back against the sand. She sits back with you atop her, and doesn't protest when the hand around her thick waist travelss up her back, unhooking the bikini top. It springs away and her breasts bounce back with a sigh of relief from their owner.

Now she's looking back up at you with puppydog eyes. How are you going to pleasure her? And remember, no taking the main course yet. Not until they're both ready.

>>13765828
>>13765830
>>13765831
>>13765832
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>>13765836
>>13765836
Paladin-Chan III is currently the longest surviving Paladin-Chan. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
http://i.imgur.com/b2GvtQq.png

>>13765828
You can run Paladin-chan, but there's no escaping the murder monkey.

>>13765842
I smell a team up to put down this menace.

>>13765842
>Baro tending to Paladin-chan's wounds
She barely made it out of there alive holy shit

>>13765842
>climbs a tree

Someone get started on the obituary.

>>13765774
Speaking of, we need some Kakuen Ape Escape art.
Imagine her wearing black short shorts and sporting some black shades and a machinegun.

>>13765842
>Kakuen in the trees

You fools, that's her element!

>>13765842
Burn that tree down if you want to live.

>>13765837
>>13765838
>Giving an Anubis oral while floating in a warm, secluded oceanic pool
>While her curvacious sister rubs your dick with her soft footpaw
Oh yes, Heaven is definitely how to describe that.

And then moving on to her sister...seems that the tight top was quite a pain for her. Seems only right to massage (With hands and lips) her breasts to relieve some of that tension, working slowly lower down her tummy until the same treatment just given to her sister is visited upon her.

>>13765842
>>13765844
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>>13765848
>>13765849
>>13765852
>>13765854
HOLY FUCK
http://i.imgur.com/2ueuhfm.png

>>13765850
Or her cosplaying as different boss-monkeys from the games. Like that idol monkey from the second one.

>>13765857
Good choice.

>>13765857
>http://i.imgur.com/2ueuhfm.png
what, how.

>>13765857
Paladin-chan did it...

>>13765857
SWORD OF JUSTICE

>>13765857
B-BAKANA!

>>13765857
THE PALADIN DID IT
SHE REALLY DID IT

>>13765857
THE EVIL HAST BEEN SLAIN
Thank you, Paladin-chan and Barometz!

>>13765857

>>13765857
The fruit orchestrated it all!

>>13765857
FUCK

>>13765857
HOW?!?

>>13765857
The monster has been ended.

>>13765857
>>13765860
>>13765861
>>13765862
>>13765863
>>13765865
>>13765866
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>>13765868
>>13765871
>>13765872
>>13765873
>>13765874
IT'S ALL DOWN TO THIS.
http://i.imgur.com/FtEPSrB.png

>>13765876
>http://i.imgur.com/FtEPSrB.png
Fluff vs steel
soft vs hard
cuddly monsters vs jerkass boymaker

>>13765867
So this is the true face of evil?

>>13765858
>Thugdere Biker Blue Kakuen
>Bipolar Yandere Idol Pink Kakuen
>/fit/ as fuck Red Kakuen
>Cheeky Genius White Kakuen
>Chunky Monkey Yellow Kakuen

>>13765876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m41NA54o9n8

>>13765876
I hope it ends with them fighting each other to the death so that I can imagine the remaining two fighting like The Boss and Snake.

>>13765876
>inb4 Paladin fights off an ambush

Also, do any of the "idle actions" mean anything or is it just flavour text?

>>13765876
>Barometz forces paladin-chan to kill Yeti or Kakuen
>Baro bumps into Yeti immediately afterwards
>They have a truce
Yeti is planning something. Or maybe Baro is

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>>13765891
WHICH ONE OF YOU CHEEKY FUCKERS WAS IT?
http://i.imgur.com/tqbynLx.png

>>13765896
Wait, are they all allied?

>>13765896
the suspense is palpable.

>>13765896
Me, so I can finally go to bed.

>>13765896
I dunno.
I don't know how it got there.

>>13765896
That was suppose to be for Kejourou. It came in late.

>>13765896
>Yeti receives an explosive
Time for some deforestation

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>>13765906
Everyone's too goddamn scared.
http://i.imgur.com/fySKSw5.png

>>13765898
Barometz is a doublecrosser, she's going to murder them both in cold blood.

>>13765909
Oh god yeti's going mad

>>13765909
Stop that.

>>13765909
WHY WON'T THEY END IT?

>>13765910
>Barometz thinks about winning
She really is something else.

>>13765909
GET ON WITH IT!

>>13765909
Its the end of the game who the fuck cares about supplies just kill each other.

>>13765909
Where is the paladin blood? I was promised dead paladins.

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>>13765917
I SWEAR TO GOD THEY'RE FUCKING WITH US.
http://i.imgur.com/6aQ2wse.png

>>13765921
There is yet hope for man and justice.

>>13765922
>http://i.imgur.com/6aQ2wse.png
You know what to do
release the squirrels.

>>13765922
>Yeti destroys the Paladin's supplies in her sleep
>Doesn't kill her
>Goes about getting flowers
>Everyone is fucking around

Yeah, they're fucking around.

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>>13765927
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://i.imgur.com/taGg6Xq.png

>>13765922
You know what would fix this. A tidal wave. Or something like that.

>>13765929
TOYS
THEY'RE FUCKING TOYING WITH EACH OTHER

>>13765929
Oh for the love of Hathor, somebody do something!

>>13765929
Release the squirrels!

>>13765932
Hathor a shit.

IT WAS HER ALL ALONG.

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>>13765933
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FIRED KARS.
http://i.imgur.com/7srm6MY.png

>>13765938
THIS

FUCKING

FRUIT

>>13765938
Barometz is fucking with us all now, she wants to draw out their suffering.

>>13765938
it's hard to kill after the bond they shared killing kakuen.

Ah, seems that KC has begun expressing his mourning of Iwata too.

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>>13765942
FINALLY
http://i.imgur.com/0FMiNFV.png

>>13765939
She has plans. Plans to make Paladin kill Yeti.

>>13765945
THE FIEND! She planned it all along!

>>13765945
well then.

>>13765945
JESUS CHRIST

>>13765945
>Yeti out
Into the trash it goes

>>13765945
I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>13765945
fucking lame

>>13765945
>http://i.imgur.com/0FMiNFV.png
How anti-climactic... a pit and a mace. Stupid fucking fruits.

>>13765945
Yay!

>>13765945
>Spare her life when she expects it
>Smash her head when she turns her back
Cold blooded.

>>13765945
>http://i.imgur.com/0FMiNFV.png
P-Paladin-sama!

>>13765945
Well. That's why she didn't kill her.Shedidn't have to

>>13765936
>>13765945

ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES

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>>13765960
HERE IS YOUR SUPREME WAIFU, BAROMETZ. FUCK YOU BAROMETZ YOU CONNIVING BITCH.
http://i.imgur.com/ymf5jdu.png

>>13765949
>Baro made the pit
>Baro gave all the explosives to Kakuen
>Baro gave Yeti the explosive
>It was Baro that orchestrated everything from the very beginning
IT WAS ME, ANONYMOUS! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

>>13765962
Screw her, I want the monkey!

>>13765965
Nobody ever suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c

>>13765962
Post the death totals

>>13765945
>Paladin-chan goofs right in the home stretch
Heh.

Barometz let Kakuen ran rampant before disposing of her and dealing with the stragglers. Hooray for murderfruit!

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>>13765970
And now, a moment for the fallen, and their killcounts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzWAjlyEyc
or if you'd prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXeJlJFSXs
http://i.imgur.com/T4MqFWS.png

Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest. Come partake of her and become like the gods themselves!

>>13765945
BAROMETZ WINS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE

>>13765975
>7 kills
>SEVEN KILLS

>>13765945
Get your shit together, paladins.

>>13765975
>7

King Kong ain't got shit on ME

>>13765975
Kakuen was always best girl.

>>13765975
Kakuen still did the Mist Continent proud.

>>13765977
http://i.imgur.com/yoFam0T.jpg

>>13765983
First paladin-chan falls in a lake and the third one falls in a pit. I'm starting to think the recruiting process for paladins isn't what it used to be.

Sorry for the long delay, a longer than usual update on Private Eye in MGC tomorrow.

>>13765996
Is that the story where something bad happened last time?

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>>13765991
That's it. The Waifu War is over, for now.
I'm calling it quits for at most a week though. At least a few days.
The imgur account I used it called waranon, in case you want to see all three Waifu Wars gathered together.

>>13765994
>paladins die by falling
It's like we're playing DnD.

>>13765994
Gravity's a hell of a mistress

>>13765998
I guess it was bad yeah, I wanted to get a bit more serious and actually move it forward.

>>13765999
>no albums

>>13766012
Working on it.

Red headed monster girls?

>>13766023
>redhead hellhound never

anyone has the pastebin link for that dragon story where she fights in a matching box against the reader and KO's him in one hit

>>13765944
God, this has been depressing. Think KC is gonna do another Nintendo-inspired girl as a tribute?

>>13766031
Like what?

>>13766031
Another mushroom girl? Everyone loved the last two.

>>13766021
Done.

>>13766035
Mad Hatters are olev
yoshi girl

>>13766033
Well his Mindflayer girl was based on Splatoon, so maybe he can find another way to incorporate a Nintendo tribute into a girl.

I'm hoping for a haughty penguin girl with a hammer.

>>13766031
Well, we got Mindflayer, what other recent Nintendo games might he draw inspiration from?

>>13766031
>>13766033
Yandere Alien girl.

>>13766054
While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was taught TO CONQUER GALAXIES!

>>13766045
Actually, we already have a Dark Matter girl. So why not have KC up the ante and give them a 0 girl as a leader.

An evil eldrich 0 girl that is Kuudere as fuck. If you don't love her properly she comes back as a 02 girl and makes you love her.

>>13766056
We don't talk about that movie.

>>13766059
I like this idea.

>>13765999
Godspeed anon, thank you bringing us PTSD Jinko

>>13766063
Come on Man-Animal. You know you love it.

>>13766069
No I don't.

That movie was garbage, I almost got sick while watching it.

>>13766031
Boo

Supershy ghost

>>13766074
You're gonna get sued if you say bad stuff about John Travolta and L. Ron Hubbard.

>>13766084
I'll get sued my ass.

John Travolta and L. Ron Hubbard are a blight on the face of humanity.

>>13766056
>mentioning Battlefield Earth
>ever
Come on, anon, you're above this.

>>13766093
>missing the joke
Anon, shame on you. Now go help Tom Cruise out of the closet.
>>13766096
I'm not above anything. My depravity knows no bounds.

>>13766096
>Speaking it's name

Anon do we need to have a talk?

>>13766099
What joke?

>>13766105
Have you never seen the episode of South Park that dealt with Scientology, or are you just having a giggle?

>>13766111
I haven't watched South Park since season 2.

>>13766117
Well they made fun of Scientology, and Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, left the show because of it.

>>13766126
Wait, what? Why?

>>13766054
>Cute alien girl who loves you with all her heart
>Her mind steadily becomes more and more unstable as she matures due to uncontrollable growth in her own power
>The only way to save her from her insanity is most likely to use the childhood memories you shared together to help calm her irrational state.
>She will always love you, but life with her is difficult, as it requires that you be by her side always, for fear that her uncontrollable power will destroy her if she can't focus on you

>>13766131
Because he was a Scientologist and he couldn't take a joke.

>>13766135
What if I sing her the melody my Grandmother sang to her as a child?

Actually, this makes me think. If my Grandmother was her adopted Mother, does this make it some pseudo sort of incest? What does that make her to me?

Trapped in the Closet with monster girls when?

>>13766146
Your mom.
>>13766148
Well I was just standing here
When Confused Wurm trapped herself in the closet
Won't someone please tell Confused Wurm to just come out of the closet?
Nobody has no answers...
SO I WHIP OUT MY DICK!

>>13766146
Your adopted aunt.

>>13766031
I never asked for this feel.

>>13766146
>You hold her from behind with one hand, and stroke her hair with the other
>You try to console her as you tell her that you won't be able to be with her forever
>But if she ever experiences those surges again, and the pain starts to set in, there is a song that your grandmother sang to you as a child when you always cried


>Take a melody,
>Simple as can be
>Give it some words and
>Sweet harmony
>Raise your voices,
>All day long now,
>Love grows strong now
>Sing a melody of love
>Oh, love

>>13766154
I'm pretty sure she didn't give birth to you, that'd be too weird.

>>13766156
This isn't though. Hopefully she'd be into the incest play as I am.

>Encounter your evil Alien Aunt who hates all of humanity and wants to conquer it
>You're the sole exception to her "Hate every human" rule and she dotes on you in private and you help calm her when she gets into her more insane episodes

Dead.

>>13766218
No. Just pissed.

>>13766218
Three games, you surprised?

Dead thread.

>>13766219
What specifically? Lots to be pissed about tonight.

>>13766302
Normal speed for a monday morning.

To get things rolling, how would different monster girls dress warm for the winter? I can imagine Gazers wearing woolly sleeves on their eye stalks.

>>13765856
(Sorry for the wait. Had stuff to do.)
She still looks nervous and unsure of herself, fidgeting even as she smiles at you. So you, quite simply, lean down and kiss her on the lips, not letting up until the tension flies away from her and she relaxes. You break away with a single strand of saliva between, and move right back in to nuzzle your nose lovingly against hers. Indoorsy scrunches her face up and nuzzles back, the act as intimate to a wolfgirl as actually kissing.
From there it feels only natural to pepper her body with love as you move down. Kissing her neck, nuzzling her collar, all in a curving line until you're upon her nipple, lips locked at her teat with you sucking persistently. Her tender breast yields to every movement, being pushed and pulled this way and that, tongue working in flicking motions as if lapping up milk.
Of course, it'd be unfair to focus on one more than the other. So with your right hand you do your best to copy the actions of your mouth, kneading and tweaking and brushing across the anubis dark areola, gently pinching and very slightly twisting her nipple. Her normally subdued personality starts to melt away, as she moans and cradles your head with both paws, encouraging you on with cooing almost as loud as Sporty's earlier cries.

>>13766329
With your left hand you try to pull away her bikini bottoms, but without turning from her chest to look it's too hard to manage with one hand. But before you can pull away from her, you feel two paws around your submerged hand. Sporty, underwater and slipping off her sister's final garment to help you. With it pulled away, she gives your hand a squeeze before resurfacing, climbing out onto the sand behind Indoorsy to stroke her ears.
The chubby anubis writhes sensually underneath you, slowly worming her way onto the sand until only her legs are in the water, and as she does so you pull your mouth from her breast and work downwards. Starting from the under of her boobs, you move onto her tummy, soft and plump and doughy. You kiss down and down, lips sinking into softness, right until you're atop her navel, still with a small pool of water collected at her belly button. The moment you probe your tongue into hypersensitive skin she tenses, wrapping her legs around your head and grabbing it like a life preserver to the overly stimulating sensation at her center. You don't relent until she's gasping and crying from laughter, penetrating and tickling her until she's limp and tired out, flopping back onto the sand like a slimegirl. You cover the distance from there to the treasure between her thighs easily, kissing over her mons, the small amount of water-matted pubes acting like a runway to your goal, and right down until your chin is pushing her soft legs aside.
Then, you begin to her what you did to her sister, your hands grasping her fat rump firmly, fingers sinking into soft flesh as you sink your tongue between her.

>>13766308
I was just making a joke there mate.
>Did we kill it?
>No. Just made it mad

Crusader Kings makes me wish we had Monster Girl stories about political scheming and the quest for power and glory by any means necessary.
And marriages. Lots and lots of weddings and wedding nights and honeymoons, with pillow-talk exposition.

>>13766432
Ah. I need sleep.

>>13766442
>You will never be wed to an Apophis due to a happil-after-all arranged marriage.

>>13766310
I'm trying to think of a solution for alraunes. Sure, you can give them a sweater for their top half, but it's going to get all sticky with nectar, and their flower will still be afflicted by the cold.
How do people normally keep plants warm? Put them in greenhouses? Not helpful unless you want to keep them cooped up inside all season. Although now I'm thinking about some kind of greenhouse sauna for plant-based monstergirls to relax... There's money to be had there.

Ant arachnes and giant ants could have some sort of zip-up one-piece sweater. Put it on from the back, let them get their arms and many legs into the sleeves, and zip it up from butt to body. Also, whacky antenae warmers. They've got to be whacky.

Barometz is a tough one to figure out. Same with the alraune, you can sweater her up, but that fruit might lose heat. My solution? Waterproof trousers with some sort of heating element in the lining. I don't think barometz girls can get out from their fruit, so you'd need to make them like chaps or something, which fasten or zip up around the legs.

Hellhound could just light herself on fire.

Man, I want to design clothes for monstergirls.

>>13766498
>I want to design clothes for monstergirls
I bet they'd be tots fabulous!

>>13766442
>This is what an Apophis looks like after being banished to living a life inside a lamp for an eternity

>>13766504
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS, itty-bitty living spaces?

>>13766501
I'd probably go full avant garde in my quest to satisfy every monstergirl's garment-related needs.