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And what kind of business does a frail human such as yourself have with the ojou-sama?

>> No.13763226

Sex

>> No.13763235
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I want to borrow a little devil for a while.

>> No.13763242
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sperm harvesting

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Oh, I'm sorry. I was on my way to Myourenji to ask the head monk for asylum and a place in the temple to live, work and pray, and must have gotten lost.
I'll be on my way then.

>> No.13763266

Tea, of course!

>> No.13763268
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13763268

G-go out with me, "kudasai"!

>> No.13763271

>>13763268
Ok, dude!

>> No.13763290

>>13763271
Alright! So when do we, like, fuck?

>> No.13763298
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13763298

Hair-ruffling business

>> No.13763303

>>13763242
s-source

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>>13763303
nevermind I found it

>> No.13763323

>>13763290
Lewd, dude!
I'm waiting for marriage first.

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>>13763298

>> No.13763410

>>13763213
Nothing, I came to play video games with Flandre

>> No.13763413

>>13763213
Blood donation.

>> No.13763471

>>13763303
Sakuya - Squeezing Night by Momio

>> No.13763477

>>13763213
I REJECT MY HUMANITY

MAKE ME INTO A VAMPIRE MINION

>> No.13763576

I challenge you to a Yu-Gi-Oh! card duel!!!!

>> No.13763586

DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>> No.13763601

Anal suction.

>> No.13763617

>>13763601
According to my Anne Rice novels, vampires have the cleanest anus. I will join in the anal suction too.

>> No.13763781

>>13763226
>>13763242
>>13763290
>>13763601
>>13763617
alt-4
/thread
/wrists
>it's ogre
RIP in peace, /jaypeasy/

>> No.13763797

>>13763781
Alt+4 does literally nothing dude!

>> No.13763829

>>13763797
Okay. Enjoy your cumposting and unironic cockspamming. I'll just be somewhere else. Congrats, you've ruined something special by bringing it down to your level, plebeian.

>> No.13763841

>>13763781
looks like janny would rather ban funposting than /h/ and /d/ shitleakers

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>>13763829
>cumposting

>> No.13764870 [DELETED] 

I want more cuteposting

>> No.13764879

>>13763781
Disappointed your RP thread didn't go in the direction you hoped it would?

It's an ERP thread now fuccboi.

>> No.13764888

>>13764879
She's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you!

>> No.13765010
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We come from Titan to purge the daemon! Suffer the wrath of the righteous!

>> No.13765016

human penis+vampire pussy

>> No.13765074 [DELETED] 

>>13765016
i dont understand???

>> No.13765133
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>>13765074
There is nothing to understand. This is not a blue board anymore and janman couldn't be more indifferent. The good ol' days? Ogre. Taking away visible sage made the crack that would eventually lead to jaypee's collapse. The dominoes have now fallen. There is no more /jp/. The good boards are nothing but empty husks of a bygone era. Check the archives if you don't believe me.

>> No.13765149

>>13765010
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, Koakuma thread is 2 threads down.

Why are you even here? This is a job for the Ordo Hereticus, not Malleus

>> No.13765205 [DELETED] 

>>13765133
i just wanted pictorial examples or something...

>> No.13765221

>>13765205
>>>/h/

>> No.13765252 [DELETED] 

>>13765221
i went and i didnt see vampire p**** ive been bamboozled

>> No.13765269

>>13765252
>>>/h/3996737

>> No.13765440
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>>13765133
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or NEET. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, Shrines are going bust, the Scarlet Devil Mansion keeps a gun under the counter. Secondaries are running wild in Gensokyo and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our JAV's while some local Fairy tells us that today we had fifteen Touhou threads and sixty-three "who are you quoting?" posts, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the same threads, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my dakimakura and my doujinshi and my fumos and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.

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>> No.13765464

>>13765440
lmao look at that dog playing gitar

>> No.13765493
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>>13765464

>> No.13765519

>>13765493
when the
meme is
so
supreme
you shit
yourself
on the
ground

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>>13765440
You will never have a tiny Remy living in your old fashioned radio.

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>>13765440
sup T, good stuff

>> No.13766091

>>13765269
>not dracula penis
smh

>> No.13766435

>>13765456
Thread's dead, dude. Not even a cute Remi pic that makes you want to swap saliva with her can save it now.

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>>13763829
>cumposting and unironic cockspamming

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>>13765440

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>>13765589

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>>13763213
I am a repossession man. You forgot to pay your debts to your land lord.

It will cost (4 x 10 to the 100 power) to pay back your debt

>> No.13767785 [DELETED] 

>>13763797
did you try alt F4

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